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Repeatedly muttering "fuck yeah"
v I Googled for repeatedly muttering "fuck yeah" and found a picture of myself.
I clean a padlocked gimp mask by putting it in the dishwasher. It usually doesn’t end up repeatedly muttering "fuck yeah".
Sky watchers are excited to gaze upon the Super Blood Moon, which is caused by repeatedly muttering "fuck yeah".
I love children because you can never tell if they are repeatedly muttering "fuck yeah" or sexting grandpa.
Move over, girls! Hasbro has created Repeatedly Muttering "fuck Yeah": Boy Edition.
I strongly believe that every scene of a movie should end with repeatedly muttering "fuck yeah".
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That's not a test. THIS is a test.
👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏼from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓️🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍
👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏼from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓️🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍
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Deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is
n SpaceX is developing a machine to simulate deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is to prepare for a mission to Mars.
Last Christmas, I gave you deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is. The very next day, you gave it away.
President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is.
Look, man, I’m not into deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is. But $20 is $20.
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is if I wanted a new family.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is.
Last Christmas, I gave you deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is. The very next day, you gave it away.
President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is.
Look, man, I’m not into deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is. But $20 is $20.
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is if I wanted a new family.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as deathcon 3, whatever the fuck that is.
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A bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants
n We’re having a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants situation. Please stand by...
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants”
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow a Bear That's Doing Whatever the Fuck It Wants?
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants.
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants”
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow a Bear That's Doing Whatever the Fuck It Wants?
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider a bear that's doing whatever the fuck it wants.
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My wife got tested before going to an annual doctor's visit, they make everybody get tested before they come in. She didn't have it. I imagine if she doesn't I probably don't, but haven't been tested myself. Stay the fuck at home.
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Not being fucking in the way
v It is disrespectful and dangerous to be not being fucking in the way during sex.
Not being fucking in the way gets me into some awkward situations. But my sex tape has always got my back.
My publisher demanded I remove not being fucking in the way from my manuscript because it’s “not decent.”
Shepherds in Scotland have used one large prostitute for years to keep the flock from not being fucking in the way.
The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for not being fucking in the way.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “Not Being Fucking in the Way and You”.
Not being fucking in the way gets me into some awkward situations. But my sex tape has always got my back.
My publisher demanded I remove not being fucking in the way from my manuscript because it’s “not decent.”
Shepherds in Scotland have used one large prostitute for years to keep the flock from not being fucking in the way.
The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for not being fucking in the way.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “Not Being Fucking in the Way and You”.
Getting the fuck out of the way
v Howdy neighbor, love getting the fuck out of the way! Let’s get a pussy, wet and dripping sometime!
They said getting the fuck out of the way was out of my league, but look at me now! I’m the king of getting the fuck out of the way!
Thanks for getting the fuck out of the way last night. *wink* *wink*
The police failed to catch the fleeing suspect because of getting the fuck out of the way.
The HOA says I can’t raise tikka masala on my property. Meanwhile no word about getting the fuck out of the way at the Jones’s!
Always walk into an interview with a purring kitten and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate getting the fuck out of the way.
They said getting the fuck out of the way was out of my league, but look at me now! I’m the king of getting the fuck out of the way!
Thanks for getting the fuck out of the way last night. *wink* *wink*
The police failed to catch the fleeing suspect because of getting the fuck out of the way.
The HOA says I can’t raise tikka masala on my property. Meanwhile no word about getting the fuck out of the way at the Jones’s!
Always walk into an interview with a purring kitten and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate getting the fuck out of the way.
The number five
n Mortally wounded by three shots to his abdomen, the Secret Service agent returned fire, killing the assassin with the number five.
Baskin Robbins is going off the deep end with their new flavors, I saw a tiny bat crawling up your peehole flavor and then the number five flavor.
Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by the number five?
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about inertia, but with the number five!
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be the number five if I wanted a new family.
Last night I dreamed of a big, red X. I cannot shake the feeling that the number five will arrive soon.
Baskin Robbins is going off the deep end with their new flavors, I saw a tiny bat crawling up your peehole flavor and then the number five flavor.
Woah, weird, is anyone else getting turned on by the number five?
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about inertia, but with the number five!
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be the number five if I wanted a new family.
Last night I dreamed of a big, red X. I cannot shake the feeling that the number five will arrive soon.
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A powerful but reckless young man
n This food is so good it’s making a powerful but reckless young man quiver!
You spent all your food-stamps on a powerful but reckless young man?!
The president’s tweet reads: “The taking my shirt off story is a hoax! Just an excuse by a powerful but reckless young man for milking a buffalo! Very sad and sick!”
I would have never thought that I’d actually be a powerful but reckless young man while I’m divorce papers!
No wonder Dad lost his money, he invested in a powerful but reckless young man!
My pharmacist separated anything on the face of this earth into two parts, and carefully lowered one into a powerful but reckless young man.
You spent all your food-stamps on a powerful but reckless young man?!
The president’s tweet reads: “The taking my shirt off story is a hoax! Just an excuse by a powerful but reckless young man for milking a buffalo! Very sad and sick!”
I would have never thought that I’d actually be a powerful but reckless young man while I’m divorce papers!
No wonder Dad lost his money, he invested in a powerful but reckless young man!
My pharmacist separated anything on the face of this earth into two parts, and carefully lowered one into a powerful but reckless young man.
Demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters
np Our secret society is dedicated to elucidating the mysteries of demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters pushing it deeper.
Doing your best and trying your hardest is the spice of demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters.
Demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters! Demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters! My kingdom for demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters!
In some households, they’ve trained demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters to use the potty.
In Kentucky stores can’t sell ass after 8pm, or on holidays like Demon-hookers and Punch-meat Monsters Day.
Politics. The Such Grace Party, is always trying to shove BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM down our throats. This time it’s demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters.
Doing your best and trying your hardest is the spice of demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters.
Demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters! Demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters! My kingdom for demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters!
In some households, they’ve trained demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters to use the potty.
In Kentucky stores can’t sell ass after 8pm, or on holidays like Demon-hookers and Punch-meat Monsters Day.
Politics. The Such Grace Party, is always trying to shove BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM down our throats. This time it’s demon-hookers and punch-meat monsters.
A technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts
n We’re having a garage sale to get rid of side effects, my many black friends, and a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts.
I didn’t think this house would sell with Nicki Minaj’s hot pants in the attic. Anyway, I’m a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts.
Amtrak officials confirm a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts would have prevented train derailment.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts, score points by slapping everything, and the measure of a man shall not be on the field.
This party was a real snooze, until a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts got things jumpin’.
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts that overturned their car.
I didn’t think this house would sell with Nicki Minaj’s hot pants in the attic. Anyway, I’m a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts.
Amtrak officials confirm a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts would have prevented train derailment.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts, score points by slapping everything, and the measure of a man shall not be on the field.
This party was a real snooze, until a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts got things jumpin’.
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during a technicolored hellscape of sexual fluids and jumbled thoughts that overturned their car.
Going full fuck force
v The patient kept screaming about “going full fuck force”. Then, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and a urinal cake emerged!
This is a great piece, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has a lot of going full fuck force.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be going full fuck force.
When you two are done going full fuck force, can we please get pure love and get out of here?!
The referee just issued a red card to a pinch for sliding into going full fuck force.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find going full fuck force so relaxing.
This is a great piece, it doesn’t have a lot of action, but it has a lot of going full fuck force.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be going full fuck force.
When you two are done going full fuck force, can we please get pure love and get out of here?!
The referee just issued a red card to a pinch for sliding into going full fuck force.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find going full fuck force so relaxing.
Itchy assclefts
np We are going to taxidermy itchy assclefts to make a statue out of it!
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as itchy assclefts surfaced from below.
Can I get some floss? There’s itchy assclefts between my teeth.
Life is so strange. I went to college to learn a 100 foot tidal wave, but now for work I’m itchy assclefts. Go figure!
For science class we went on a field trip to see how itchy assclefts happens.
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being itchy assclefts.
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as itchy assclefts surfaced from below.
Can I get some floss? There’s itchy assclefts between my teeth.
Life is so strange. I went to college to learn a 100 foot tidal wave, but now for work I’m itchy assclefts. Go figure!
For science class we went on a field trip to see how itchy assclefts happens.
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being itchy assclefts.
Techno-barbarians
np But I promised I would get my kids techno-barbarians for Christmas!
3rd ave is closed due to the collision of a UPS truck full of techno-barbarians and a Fedex full of the toilet.
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be techno-barbarians if I wanted a new family.
My girlfriend kicked techno-barbarians, and now she’s getting covered in spicy mayonnaise. I want to break up with her but I’m afraid!
Pool rules: No running. No alien parasite larvae. Keep techno-barbarians out of the deep end.
Two best friends and techno-barbarians take a road trip, and discover a tard along the way.
3rd ave is closed due to the collision of a UPS truck full of techno-barbarians and a Fedex full of the toilet.
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be techno-barbarians if I wanted a new family.
My girlfriend kicked techno-barbarians, and now she’s getting covered in spicy mayonnaise. I want to break up with her but I’m afraid!
Pool rules: No running. No alien parasite larvae. Keep techno-barbarians out of the deep end.
Two best friends and techno-barbarians take a road trip, and discover a tard along the way.
Disturbing little sweatgoblins
v I will do anything for disturbing little sweatgoblins. But I won’t do a determined shark!
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for disturbing little sweatgoblins.
SpaceX is developing a machine to simulate disturbing little sweatgoblins to prepare for a mission to mars.
R Kelly fantasizes about disturbing little sweatgoblins with a young Beyonce.
The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for disturbing little sweatgoblins.
Introducing, The Disturbing Little Sweatgoblins diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for disturbing little sweatgoblins.
SpaceX is developing a machine to simulate disturbing little sweatgoblins to prepare for a mission to mars.
R Kelly fantasizes about disturbing little sweatgoblins with a young Beyonce.
The Luba of Central Africa are the only known culture with a specific word for disturbing little sweatgoblins.
Introducing, The Disturbing Little Sweatgoblins diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!
A shitty, radiation-blasted planet
n After 6 grueling years, Microsoft and I have created a shitty, radiation-blasted planet.
I Googled for a shitty, radiation-blasted planet and found a picture of myself.
My favorite new band is “Black Leggings and a Shitty, Radiation-blasted Planet”.
No more a shitty, radiation-blasted planet at Starbucks.
A shitty, radiation-blasted planet travelled over 20 feet after peeing out a crab.
The Spice girls are getting back together! Their 3 new members include a mild orgasm spice, a shitty, radiation-blasted planet spice, and an enraged bee spice!
I Googled for a shitty, radiation-blasted planet and found a picture of myself.
My favorite new band is “Black Leggings and a Shitty, Radiation-blasted Planet”.
No more a shitty, radiation-blasted planet at Starbucks.
A shitty, radiation-blasted planet travelled over 20 feet after peeing out a crab.
The Spice girls are getting back together! Their 3 new members include a mild orgasm spice, a shitty, radiation-blasted planet spice, and an enraged bee spice!
Celestial fart gas
np I prayed to God for celestial fart gas, and God delivered!
Sneaking into the sultan’s harem can wear down celestial fart gas, which gradually decreases effectiveness.
It's like they always say: celestial fart gas never changes.
Celestial fart gas is a mountain of Jew gold in the ocean of life!
I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had celestial fart gas.
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for celestial fart gas”
Sneaking into the sultan’s harem can wear down celestial fart gas, which gradually decreases effectiveness.
It's like they always say: celestial fart gas never changes.
Celestial fart gas is a mountain of Jew gold in the ocean of life!
I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had celestial fart gas.
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for celestial fart gas”
Hyper-computerized synthetic brains
np Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with hyper-computerized synthetic brains.
I scream, you scream, hyper-computerized synthetic brains, a mistake!
At the Pirates of the Caribbean ride they replaced hyper-computerized synthetic brains with seed.
The new MacBook Pro weighs about as much as Nazi propaganda and comes with 1 USB-C port and hyper-computerized synthetic brains! Groovy!
The thief was caught stealing hyper-computerized synthetic brains from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of a wet tongue.
Cosmetic surgeons hate this! Hyper-computerized synthetic brains can increase your breast size in three weeks!
I scream, you scream, hyper-computerized synthetic brains, a mistake!
At the Pirates of the Caribbean ride they replaced hyper-computerized synthetic brains with seed.
The new MacBook Pro weighs about as much as Nazi propaganda and comes with 1 USB-C port and hyper-computerized synthetic brains! Groovy!
The thief was caught stealing hyper-computerized synthetic brains from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of a wet tongue.
Cosmetic surgeons hate this! Hyper-computerized synthetic brains can increase your breast size in three weeks!
Mounds of fluid dickery
np My fiancee wants our wedding cake to look like it’s your lifestyle, with mounds of fluid dickery around the edges, and a single slice on top.
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: Your blessed little heart, shimmying up the pole and mounds of fluid dickery.
Today at school the teacher asked us “what we want to be when we grow up?” I responded: mounds of fluid dickery!!!
This year’s hottest new fashion is mounds of fluid dickery on your head.
So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s mounds of fluid dickery.
I found out why I’m always sick... they found mounds of fluid dickery in the walls at my office.
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: Your blessed little heart, shimmying up the pole and mounds of fluid dickery.
Today at school the teacher asked us “what we want to be when we grow up?” I responded: mounds of fluid dickery!!!
This year’s hottest new fashion is mounds of fluid dickery on your head.
So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s mounds of fluid dickery.
I found out why I’m always sick... they found mounds of fluid dickery in the walls at my office.
A giant galactic panic-attack
n I tried to sneak out of the store with hip-hop specifically made for white people under one arm and a giant galactic panic-attack down my pants.
Lady business nearly killed me in my dream. I think it’s my brain telling me to avoid a giant galactic panic-attack.
The Chinese government has blocked all websites related to a giant galactic panic-attack.
Kirkland mom makes $20,000 a week with a giant galactic panic-attack.
In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under a giant galactic panic-attack.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s a giant galactic panic-attack and I think I believe her!
Lady business nearly killed me in my dream. I think it’s my brain telling me to avoid a giant galactic panic-attack.
The Chinese government has blocked all websites related to a giant galactic panic-attack.
Kirkland mom makes $20,000 a week with a giant galactic panic-attack.
In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under a giant galactic panic-attack.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s a giant galactic panic-attack and I think I believe her!
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
np There is no revenge so complete as erotic nightmares beyond any measure.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking erotic nightmares beyond any measure into women’s purses and bags.
I saw distended tubes down the long corridor, two of them, actually. I stood still in terror as they said, “You’ll be erotic nightmares beyond any measure with us.”
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.
Senator, I trust you enjoyed erotic nightmares beyond any measure last night. Now, can I count on your vote?
Although moving away from shame proved effective for schools, the switch to erotic nightmares beyond any measure initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking erotic nightmares beyond any measure into women’s purses and bags.
I saw distended tubes down the long corridor, two of them, actually. I stood still in terror as they said, “You’ll be erotic nightmares beyond any measure with us.”
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.
Senator, I trust you enjoyed erotic nightmares beyond any measure last night. Now, can I count on your vote?
Although moving away from shame proved effective for schools, the switch to erotic nightmares beyond any measure initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
General lack of common fucking decency
nc In this 15th century painting, my happy place is represented by a man with general lack of common fucking decency for a head.
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in general lack of common fucking decency.
Claws is a temporary setback on the road to general lack of common fucking decency!
When the mixture is bubbling, delicately add general lack of common fucking decency to the pan, while stirring constantly.
New extreme Mountain Dew™ flavor: General Lack of Common Fucking Decency Blast!
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “General Lack of Common Fucking Decency” syndrome!
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in general lack of common fucking decency.
Claws is a temporary setback on the road to general lack of common fucking decency!
When the mixture is bubbling, delicately add general lack of common fucking decency to the pan, while stirring constantly.
New extreme Mountain Dew™ flavor: General Lack of Common Fucking Decency Blast!
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “General Lack of Common Fucking Decency” syndrome!
Strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality
v At his last campaign rally, Bernie Sanders began strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality in front of his top supporters.
Always walk into an interview with a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality.
Experts said that based on preliminary data, strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.
Somebody screenshotted my Snapchat and now everyone thinks I’m strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality.
Welcome to Denny’s®! I am the island and everyone on it. Would you like to try our new special, strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality?
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had an exploding car removed so he could be strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality.
Always walk into an interview with a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality.
Experts said that based on preliminary data, strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.
Somebody screenshotted my Snapchat and now everyone thinks I’m strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality.
Welcome to Denny’s®! I am the island and everyone on it. Would you like to try our new special, strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality?
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had an exploding car removed so he could be strange, reality-bending powers fueled by crowd mentality.
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I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like .
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like taffy.
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like a boyfriend shaped bed.
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like a choreographed anti-drug dance.
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like moving and talking at the same time.
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the most beautiful face ever.
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like just a little something to cap off the night.
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like a boyfriend shaped bed.
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like a choreographed anti-drug dance.
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like moving and talking at the same time.
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the most beautiful face ever.
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like just a little something to cap off the night.
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like .
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like the greatest mistake of my life.
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like biking down the Luxor.
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like my biggest vein.
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like hiding the elderly.
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like the polite scorn of a Canadian.
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like nine guys you fucked.
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like biking down the Luxor.
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like my biggest vein.
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like hiding the elderly.
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like the polite scorn of a Canadian.
It was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like nine guys you fucked.
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm .
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm a touch.
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm violently crashing down the stairs.
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm only my index finger.
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm being shot at while fleeing.
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm stainless steel plating.
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm smearing.
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm violently crashing down the stairs.
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm only my index finger.
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm being shot at while fleeing.
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm stainless steel plating.
Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm smearing.
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FUCK!
nv In this game you get to collect raw goose and craft FUCK!.
Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with FUCK!.
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk FUCK!.
At the Pirates of the Caribbean ride they replaced FUCK! with a robot dinosaur.
Meet me by the modern art installation downtown. You know, it’s FUCK! straddled by Disneyland!.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: Jews in cahoots and FUCK!.
Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with FUCK!.
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk FUCK!.
At the Pirates of the Caribbean ride they replaced FUCK! with a robot dinosaur.
Meet me by the modern art installation downtown. You know, it’s FUCK! straddled by Disneyland!.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: Jews in cahoots and FUCK!.
stands for "cool girl."
a wank stands for "cool girl."
deserving to be killed stands for "cool girl."
sticking a finger in my ear, and one in my butt stands for "cool girl."
popping out of the ground stands for "cool girl."
an ovipositor stands for "cool girl."
the brave men and women fighting for us stands for "cool girl."
deserving to be killed stands for "cool girl."
sticking a finger in my ear, and one in my butt stands for "cool girl."
popping out of the ground stands for "cool girl."
an ovipositor stands for "cool girl."
the brave men and women fighting for us stands for "cool girl."
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Some naked fuck with a stick
nc The 1940’s certainly had a thing about some naked fuck with a stick.
People around the world recognize some naked fuck with a stick as the unofficial symbol of the USA.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Some Naked Fuck with a Stick”! I shook his hand and it felt like some naked fuck with a stick.
The transferred sperm cells are kept in some naked fuck with a stick, where they can remain viable for longer periods.
Happiness: The moron I hired to kill you, a tiny Jamaican, and some naked fuck with a stick.
I need a hotel room with some naked fuck with a stick, and I need maximum bitch mode brought to me every four hours.
People around the world recognize some naked fuck with a stick as the unofficial symbol of the USA.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Some Naked Fuck with a Stick”! I shook his hand and it felt like some naked fuck with a stick.
The transferred sperm cells are kept in some naked fuck with a stick, where they can remain viable for longer periods.
Happiness: The moron I hired to kill you, a tiny Jamaican, and some naked fuck with a stick.
I need a hotel room with some naked fuck with a stick, and I need maximum bitch mode brought to me every four hours.
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DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow
np What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow.
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow hanging in the window.
A scandal erupted this week when prime ministers of Australia and Canada were caught with DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow.
SpaceX is developing a machine to simulate DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow to prepare for a mission to mars.
Men, like the death simulator, go farthest when they are DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow.
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow hanging in the window.
A scandal erupted this week when prime ministers of Australia and Canada were caught with DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow.
SpaceX is developing a machine to simulate DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow to prepare for a mission to mars.
Men, like the death simulator, go farthest when they are DJ Khaled and his fuck pillow.
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An awkward discussion involving female biology
n Our artisanal process ages a felony for 3 years, before going right into an awkward discussion involving female biology, rapidly yanking hard.
In Nevada you can pay for a lady killing with an awkward discussion involving female biology.
For Halloween we’re peeling an awkward discussion involving female biology so it feels like eyeballs, and we made King Edward’s sexual licentiousness so it feels like brains.
It was awful, in the middle of having sex an awkward discussion involving female biology leaked out of my butt.
In the end, the obvious plot twist was that the serial killer was actually an awkward discussion involving female biology.
India is launching a rocket to test the effects of micro-gravity on an awkward discussion involving female biology.
In Nevada you can pay for a lady killing with an awkward discussion involving female biology.
For Halloween we’re peeling an awkward discussion involving female biology so it feels like eyeballs, and we made King Edward’s sexual licentiousness so it feels like brains.
It was awful, in the middle of having sex an awkward discussion involving female biology leaked out of my butt.
In the end, the obvious plot twist was that the serial killer was actually an awkward discussion involving female biology.
India is launching a rocket to test the effects of micro-gravity on an awkward discussion involving female biology.
A self-aware tutorial
n New extreme Mountain Dew™ flavor: A Self-aware Tutorial Blast!
If you see your dog scooting his butt on the carpet, it probably mean he’s a self-aware tutorial.
Lonely guys in Japan can buy a self-aware tutorial that sounds like a girl and will even go to bed with them.
Senator, give us a self-aware tutorial biannually and you’ll get our vote.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of a Self-aware Tutorial.
The new MacBook Pro weighs about as much as what Mom made and comes with 1 USB-C port and a self-aware tutorial! Groovy!
If you see your dog scooting his butt on the carpet, it probably mean he’s a self-aware tutorial.
Lonely guys in Japan can buy a self-aware tutorial that sounds like a girl and will even go to bed with them.
Senator, give us a self-aware tutorial biannually and you’ll get our vote.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of a Self-aware Tutorial.
The new MacBook Pro weighs about as much as what Mom made and comes with 1 USB-C port and a self-aware tutorial! Groovy!
Friends
np Friends! Friends! My kingdom for friends!
12th street is closed due to a man in a tree throwing friends at cars and passers-by.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about friends and grinding on it. Should I talk to him?
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “Friends” syndrome!
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had a real butt-toucher removed so he could be friends.
I don’t need love because I’m friends. Sorry mom!
12th street is closed due to a man in a tree throwing friends at cars and passers-by.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about friends and grinding on it. Should I talk to him?
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “Friends” syndrome!
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had a real butt-toucher removed so he could be friends.
I don’t need love because I’m friends. Sorry mom!
A three day MMO marathon
n As the A.I. robot gained self-awareness, it immediately began a three day MMO marathon.
I couldn’t see the eclipse because of a three day MMO marathon in the sky.
I was surprised to find bones in a three day MMO marathon. Is that normal?
I’m sure I blew a three day MMO marathon in this napkin somewhere.
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of a three day MMO marathon.
I love your necklace! It’s a three day MMO marathon, right?
I couldn’t see the eclipse because of a three day MMO marathon in the sky.
I was surprised to find bones in a three day MMO marathon. Is that normal?
I’m sure I blew a three day MMO marathon in this napkin somewhere.
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of a three day MMO marathon.
I love your necklace! It’s a three day MMO marathon, right?
The anti-climactic normal ending
n I reached expectantly into nosy neighbors, but found only the anti-climactic normal ending.
Is there a free outlet? I need to plug in and charge the anti-climactic normal ending.
The anti-climactic normal ending is the spice of hors d’oeuvres.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw the anti-climactic normal ending for the first time!
Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of the anti-climactic normal ending.
#the anti-climactic normal ending-shaming
Is there a free outlet? I need to plug in and charge the anti-climactic normal ending.
The anti-climactic normal ending is the spice of hors d’oeuvres.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw the anti-climactic normal ending for the first time!
Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of the anti-climactic normal ending.
#the anti-climactic normal ending-shaming
A giant, tea-making robot
n Hark! What a giant, tea-making robot through yonder window breaks?
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk a giant, tea-making robot.
Today’s baseball game was called off when an irate fan threw a giant, tea-making robot at a player from the stands.
Sir! We are out of grape flavor, but we found a giant, tea-making robot while on patrol. Shall we ration it to the men?
The thief was caught stealing a giant, tea-making robot from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of giant meaty hands.
Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with a giant, tea-making robot.
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk a giant, tea-making robot.
Today’s baseball game was called off when an irate fan threw a giant, tea-making robot at a player from the stands.
Sir! We are out of grape flavor, but we found a giant, tea-making robot while on patrol. Shall we ration it to the men?
The thief was caught stealing a giant, tea-making robot from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of giant meaty hands.
Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with a giant, tea-making robot.
A raygun remote control
n In future times, the children will work together to build a raygun remote control.
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: a raygun remote control.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into a raygun remote control! She’s 62!
The cruiseliner struck a raygun remote control and lost power, leaving hundreds of vacationers to deal with a submissive sex android.
A raygun remote control is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.
A raygun remote control travelled over 20 feet after punching a brain.
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: a raygun remote control.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into a raygun remote control! She’s 62!
The cruiseliner struck a raygun remote control and lost power, leaving hundreds of vacationers to deal with a submissive sex android.
A raygun remote control is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.
A raygun remote control travelled over 20 feet after punching a brain.
Over-sized scissors
nc A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience over-sized scissors like I was really there.
Although moving away from over-sized scissors proved effective for schools, the switch to lifting his kilt and winking initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for over-sized scissors.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, over-sized scissors, toilet paper, shelter, and a long rambling story.
Strangely, right before Hitler killed himself, he had a real sonuvabitch destroyed and over-sized scissors killed as well.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “over-sized scissors”.
Although moving away from over-sized scissors proved effective for schools, the switch to lifting his kilt and winking initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for over-sized scissors.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, over-sized scissors, toilet paper, shelter, and a long rambling story.
Strangely, right before Hitler killed himself, he had a real sonuvabitch destroyed and over-sized scissors killed as well.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “over-sized scissors”.
Drinking toilet water
v You evaded my “Drinking Toilet Water” attack! Most impressive.
Could you buy me drinking toilet water? I’ll pay you back.
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is drinking toilet water.
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was drinking toilet water.
The Halifax bridge finally collapsed under the intense weight of drinking toilet water.
As one, the entire U.N. assembly rose to their feet, and slowly, solemnly, began drinking toilet water.
Could you buy me drinking toilet water? I’ll pay you back.
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is drinking toilet water.
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was drinking toilet water.
The Halifax bridge finally collapsed under the intense weight of drinking toilet water.
As one, the entire U.N. assembly rose to their feet, and slowly, solemnly, began drinking toilet water.
Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”
np At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Graffiti That Says “FUCK YOU””! I shook his hand and it felt like Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”.
The fire raged out of control because the firemen’s hoses got caught around Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”.
I like my women like I like Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”: being dipped in Nutella with my fantasy.
Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”: It’s nature’s candy!
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “My Sister’s Baby” and it helps me with Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”.
The fire raged out of control because the firemen’s hoses got caught around Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”.
I like my women like I like Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”: being dipped in Nutella with my fantasy.
Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”: It’s nature’s candy!
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “My Sister’s Baby” and it helps me with Graffiti that says “FUCK YOU”.
A sexbot named F.I.S.T.O.
n After a truck ran over a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O. there was so much damage you couldn’t tell it apart from Tony’s prison baby.
In a world with the killing of educated adults rolling a golf cart, one man must overcome a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O.. Coming this summer.
Chris Angel hurled the deck of cards at some dead guy’s money and my card appeared in a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O.!
This new Mario game is weird. You need a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O. to attack goombas and coins are exclusively for buying hot wax.
When a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O. is ready, edible disguises will appear.
Stay out of that lake! a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O. will shoot up your urethra!
In a world with the killing of educated adults rolling a golf cart, one man must overcome a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O.. Coming this summer.
Chris Angel hurled the deck of cards at some dead guy’s money and my card appeared in a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O.!
This new Mario game is weird. You need a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O. to attack goombas and coins are exclusively for buying hot wax.
When a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O. is ready, edible disguises will appear.
Stay out of that lake! a sexbot named F.I.S.T.O. will shoot up your urethra!
The annexation of Canada
v Work on the Taft bridge ground to a halt, due to the union’s demands for the annexation of Canada.
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always the annexation of Canada. Always.
The true reason for the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse? The annexation of Canada.
Our mystical secret society is dedicated to elucidating the mysteries of a mild orgasm the annexation of Canada.
Ha! You activated my trap card, “Yoghurt!” You’re cursed with the annexation of Canada until the end of the game!
On my way to work today, I had to swerve around the annexation of Canada on the freeway.
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always the annexation of Canada. Always.
The true reason for the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse? The annexation of Canada.
Our mystical secret society is dedicated to elucidating the mysteries of a mild orgasm the annexation of Canada.
Ha! You activated my trap card, “Yoghurt!” You’re cursed with the annexation of Canada until the end of the game!
On my way to work today, I had to swerve around the annexation of Canada on the freeway.
Radiation sickness
nc CAUTION: Keep radiation sickness out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks personal injury.
Thanks for radiation sickness. Now get out of my bed!
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like radiation sickness.
I refuse to roleplay as anything but radiation sickness.
I got into my car and sat on radiation sickness. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
My brother and I have finally decided to start a business doing radiation sickness, since we’re so good at it.
Thanks for radiation sickness. Now get out of my bed!
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like radiation sickness.
I refuse to roleplay as anything but radiation sickness.
I got into my car and sat on radiation sickness. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
My brother and I have finally decided to start a business doing radiation sickness, since we’re so good at it.
Mungos
np As an homage to humanity, NASA has broadcasted Mungos to the vastness of space.
In this story, only the true king can pull the sword out of Mungos.
I buried my treasure under Mungos so you’d never find it!
I heard you were talking about Mungos so I had to come over!
The new Ford F-750 with more torque than Mungos.
This workplace has gone (0) days without Mungos.
In this story, only the true king can pull the sword out of Mungos.
I buried my treasure under Mungos so you’d never find it!
I heard you were talking about Mungos so I had to come over!
The new Ford F-750 with more torque than Mungos.
This workplace has gone (0) days without Mungos.
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Getting medicated
v If I had getting medicated, you’d be dead!
Apparently, “Getting Medicated” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
I never expected to be fingered by getting medicated.
Hark! What getting medicated through yonder window breaks?
First you get potent neurotoxins. Then you get getting medicated. Then you get a little sarin gas.
The survey team detected getting medicated at the work site so I threw you sick fucks in my truck and drove straight there.
Apparently, “Getting Medicated” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
I never expected to be fingered by getting medicated.
Hark! What getting medicated through yonder window breaks?
First you get potent neurotoxins. Then you get getting medicated. Then you get a little sarin gas.
The survey team detected getting medicated at the work site so I threw you sick fucks in my truck and drove straight there.
Injecting drugs into my face
v Facebook just bought Silicon Valley tech startup Unnatural Lust Co., tapping into the growing market for injecting drugs into my face.
Wine tasters describe this Pinot Grigio as having silky hints of my lover’s sex move that drives me crazy and a mouthfeel like injecting drugs into my face.
But of the tree of injecting drugs into my face you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
You evaded my “Injecting Drugs into My Face” attack! Most impressive.
Bumper sticker: My other ride is injecting drugs into my face.
Although moving away from getting too excited proved effective for schools, the switch to injecting drugs into my face initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
Wine tasters describe this Pinot Grigio as having silky hints of my lover’s sex move that drives me crazy and a mouthfeel like injecting drugs into my face.
But of the tree of injecting drugs into my face you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
You evaded my “Injecting Drugs into My Face” attack! Most impressive.
Bumper sticker: My other ride is injecting drugs into my face.
Although moving away from getting too excited proved effective for schools, the switch to injecting drugs into my face initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
My fuck pillow
n Mom, what’s my fuck pillow? The kids at school say it about you and laugh.
Thanks for my fuck pillow. Now get out of my bed!
A social skill is any skill facilitating my fuck pillow with others.
In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under my fuck pillow.
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like my fuck pillow.
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is my fuck pillow.
Thanks for my fuck pillow. Now get out of my bed!
A social skill is any skill facilitating my fuck pillow with others.
In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under my fuck pillow.
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like my fuck pillow.
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is my fuck pillow.
Wet cat food
nc When he reached the New World, Cortés burned wet cat food. As a result, his men were well motivated.
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about wet cat food, but with a pubic tuft!
I didn’t think this house would sell with a sugar cougar in the attic. Anyway, I’m wet cat food.
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always wet cat food. Always.
Daddy! There’s wet cat food under my bed. Kill it kill it!
12th street is closed due to a man in a tree throwing wet cat food at cars and passers-by.
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about wet cat food, but with a pubic tuft!
I didn’t think this house would sell with a sugar cougar in the attic. Anyway, I’m wet cat food.
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always wet cat food. Always.
Daddy! There’s wet cat food under my bed. Kill it kill it!
12th street is closed due to a man in a tree throwing wet cat food at cars and passers-by.
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those rumors I started np
In a world with those rumors I started grabbing her pussy, one man must overcome a pack of smokes. Coming this summer.
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always those rumors I started. Always.
I’ve got a master’s degree in Those Rumors I Started!
For Halloween we’re peeling those rumors I started so it feels like eyeballs, and we made exciting lifetime possibilities so it feels like brains.
Men, like a plan gone horribly wrong, go farthest when they are those rumors I started.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed those rumors I started up and down the highway.
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always those rumors I started. Always.
I’ve got a master’s degree in Those Rumors I Started!
For Halloween we’re peeling those rumors I started so it feels like eyeballs, and we made exciting lifetime possibilities so it feels like brains.
Men, like a plan gone horribly wrong, go farthest when they are those rumors I started.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed those rumors I started up and down the highway.
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get {scp} around here?!
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get inflatable safety bumpers around here?!
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get one night in Bangkok around here?!
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get a guy around here?!
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get the girl in this photo around here?!
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get expulsion around here?!
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get oozing holes around here?!
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get one night in Bangkok around here?!
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get a guy around here?!
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get the girl in this photo around here?!
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get expulsion around here?!
The service in this place sucks! Who do I have to fuck to get oozing holes around here?!
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a side fuck n
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with a side fuck! It’s all here in my manifesto!
I tried lady business but it was too tight. Then I tried a side fuck but it was TOO LOOSE.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “A Side Fuck” syndrome!
For Halloween we’re peeling peanut butter in the mouth so it feels like eyeballs, and we made a side fuck so it feels like brains.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “A Side Fuck and You”.
My girlfriend was getting something out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen a side fuck.
I tried lady business but it was too tight. Then I tried a side fuck but it was TOO LOOSE.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “A Side Fuck” syndrome!
For Halloween we’re peeling peanut butter in the mouth so it feels like eyeballs, and we made a side fuck so it feels like brains.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “A Side Fuck and You”.
My girlfriend was getting something out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen a side fuck.
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nearby sluts who want to fuck np
Her inheritance was squandered upon nearby sluts who want to fuck while Cinderella was abused and forced to become mutual benefit in her own home.
When I told my father he shouted, “No daughter of mine is going out with nearby sluts who want to fuck!”
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for nearby sluts who want to fuck?
The Chinese government has blocked all websites related to nearby sluts who want to fuck.
On Ebay you can get nearby sluts who want to fuck but it comes in several tiny boxes.
When he reached the New World, Cortés burned nearby sluts who want to fuck. As a result, his men were well motivated.
When I told my father he shouted, “No daughter of mine is going out with nearby sluts who want to fuck!”
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for nearby sluts who want to fuck?
The Chinese government has blocked all websites related to nearby sluts who want to fuck.
On Ebay you can get nearby sluts who want to fuck but it comes in several tiny boxes.
When he reached the New World, Cortés burned nearby sluts who want to fuck. As a result, his men were well motivated.
Click here for {p} in your area that want to get .2
Click here for spiders in your area that want to get cutting a hole in my pants.
Click here for big pants in your area that want to get an enhanced interrogation.
Click here for animal friends in your area that want to get loving someone SO much.
Click here for the key factors in your area that want to get a crudely-drawn dick.
Click here for ill-advised business decisions in your area that want to get no evidence of any infidelity.
Click here for shame vibes in your area that want to get hot babes.
Click here for big pants in your area that want to get an enhanced interrogation.
Click here for animal friends in your area that want to get loving someone SO much.
Click here for the key factors in your area that want to get a crudely-drawn dick.
Click here for ill-advised business decisions in your area that want to get no evidence of any infidelity.
Click here for shame vibes in your area that want to get hot babes.
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What the fuck card generator?? What's with all the murder violence!?
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Holy fuck that turned out much better than I thought it would.
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NatureJay said:
I figured as much. Seems like an interesting way of spamming re-rolls.
You can also just click Edit -> I AM DONE TYPING NOW and get a reroll.
NatureJay said:
...I do want to test another ambiguously white card, just to fuck around with things again.
Feel free to just post whatever in here. It's all about ideas. You can edit until you get good rolls. That's what I've been doing. This is basically the new card-tester-tool.
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I figured as much. Seems like an interesting way of spamming re-rolls.
Anyway, I've been thinking about other entries since my last alphabert and while I don't want to go the route of trying that again (it's hard!), I do want to test another ambiguously white card, just to fuck around with things again.
Anyway, I've been thinking about other entries since my last alphabert and while I don't want to go the route of trying that again (it's hard!), I do want to test another ambiguously white card, just to fuck around with things again.
"business"
When the beef came at me it was like "business".
The terrorists will execute one hostage every 20 minutes unless they receive "business".
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on "business".
I’m late to my meeting for "business".
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of "business".
I went rafting, saw "business" in the river, no big deal.
The terrorists will execute one hostage every 20 minutes unless they receive "business".
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on "business".
I’m late to my meeting for "business".
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of "business".
I went rafting, saw "business" in the river, no big deal.
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Always walk into an interview with _____ and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to _____!2
Always walk into an interview with a van down by the river and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to something I just hate!
Always walk into an interview with a choir of angels and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to total collapse!
Always walk into an interview with laying eggs everywhere and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to sneaking into the sultan’s harem!
Always walk into an interview with blowing the lid off the present civilization and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to quick-set cement!
Always walk into an interview with kissing ass with your dick and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to a sexual encounter!
Always walk into an interview with lots of rattled nerves and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to the mighty moon-worm!
Always walk into an interview with a choir of angels and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to total collapse!
Always walk into an interview with laying eggs everywhere and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to sneaking into the sultan’s harem!
Always walk into an interview with blowing the lid off the present civilization and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to quick-set cement!
Always walk into an interview with kissing ass with your dick and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to a sexual encounter!
Always walk into an interview with lots of rattled nerves and confidence, you'll get the job for sure unless the interviewer is fond of saying "fuck you" to the mighty moon-worm!
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that's as complicated as a monkey trying to fuck a football
User
Actually it's not like I couldn't just let you see. I'm just being a lazy fuck.
I'm trying to mix up the code at this point and just test it some.
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <fstream>
#include <algorithm>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
using namespace std;
const int LENGTH=30;
void removePunct(string & str);
int searchDictionary(string dict[], string word, int start, int end)
{
if(end<start)
{ return -1; } //not found
int mid=(start+end)/2;
if(dict[mid]==word)
{ return mid; } //found
else if(dict[mid] < word)
return searchDictionary(dict, word,mid+1, end);
else
return searchDictionary(dict,word,start,mid-1);
}
int BinarySearch (char ary[][LENGTH], int size, char search_item[LENGTH]){
const int LENGTH=30;
int first = 0, last = size-1;
bool found = false;
int position = -1, middle;
while (!found && first <= last){
middle = (first + last) / 2;
if ((strcmp (ary[middle], search_item))==0){
position = middle;
found = true;
}
else if (ary[middle] < search_item)
first = middle+1;
else last = middle-1;
}
return position;
}
int main() {
const int DICT_SIZE=3000; //size of dictionary
ifstream dictIn; //dictionary file stream
ifstream docIn; //document file stream
string wordList [DICT_SIZE]; //wordlist dictionary file to be loaded
string dictionaryName ="american-english.txt";//name of dictionary
int j=0, l=0, w=0, pos;
char c;
string word = "";
string tempWord = "";
dictIn.open(dictionaryName.c_str()); //load dictionary
int howMany=0; //count length of dictionary
dictIn>> wordList [howMany];
while(dictIn) //read successful
{
howMany++; //count
dictIn>> wordList [howMany]; //read dictionary
}
char templist = wordList[howMany];
docIn.open("document.txt"); //open document
for (l=0; !docIn.eof(); l++){ //test letters and reduce to lowercase
docIn >> word;
for (int a=0; word[a]!=0; a++){
while (word[a]){
c=word[a];
word[a]= (tolower(c));
a++;
}
}
pos=BinarySearch(templist, j, word);
if (pos==-1){
cout << word << " misspelled!!" << endl;
}
}
docIn.close();
return 0;
tempWord = word;
int search = searchDictionary(wordList, word, 0, howMany);
if (search != -1)
cout << "The word " << word << " is spelled incorrectly." << endl;
bool finished = 0;
bool wordFound = 0;
int length = word.length();
int n = 0;
int e = 0;
string userInput = word;
while(search == -1 && e < length && !finished)
{
e++;
n = e - 1;
swap(word[n],word[e]);
search = searchDictionary(wordList, word, 0, howMany);
if (search != -1){
cout << "Did you mean " << word << "? (enter 0 for no, 1 for yes)" << endl;
cin >> wordFound;
if (wordFound)
{
finished = 1;
cout << "The word was " << word << "." << endl;
}
}
search = -1;
word = userInput;
n++;
if (e >= length){
cout << "The word " << word << " is spelled incorrectly." << endl;
finished;
}
}
}
/*Function to remove punctuation from string*/
void removePunct(string & str)
{
str.erase(remove_if(str.begin(), str.end(), static_cast<int(*)(int)>(&ispunct)),str.end());
}
I'm trying to mix up the code at this point and just test it some.
code
#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <fstream>
#include <algorithm>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
using namespace std;
const int LENGTH=30;
void removePunct(string & str);
int searchDictionary(string dict[], string word, int start, int end)
{
if(end<start)
{ return -1; } //not found
int mid=(start+end)/2;
if(dict[mid]==word)
{ return mid; } //found
else if(dict[mid] < word)
return searchDictionary(dict, word,mid+1, end);
else
return searchDictionary(dict,word,start,mid-1);
}
int BinarySearch (char ary[][LENGTH], int size, char search_item[LENGTH]){
const int LENGTH=30;
int first = 0, last = size-1;
bool found = false;
int position = -1, middle;
while (!found && first <= last){
middle = (first + last) / 2;
if ((strcmp (ary[middle], search_item))==0){
position = middle;
found = true;
}
else if (ary[middle] < search_item)
first = middle+1;
else last = middle-1;
}
return position;
}
int main() {
const int DICT_SIZE=3000; //size of dictionary
ifstream dictIn; //dictionary file stream
ifstream docIn; //document file stream
string wordList [DICT_SIZE]; //wordlist dictionary file to be loaded
string dictionaryName ="american-english.txt";//name of dictionary
int j=0, l=0, w=0, pos;
char c;
string word = "";
string tempWord = "";
dictIn.open(dictionaryName.c_str()); //load dictionary
int howMany=0; //count length of dictionary
dictIn>> wordList [howMany];
while(dictIn) //read successful
{
howMany++; //count
dictIn>> wordList [howMany]; //read dictionary
}
char templist = wordList[howMany];
docIn.open("document.txt"); //open document
for (l=0; !docIn.eof(); l++){ //test letters and reduce to lowercase
docIn >> word;
for (int a=0; word[a]!=0; a++){
while (word[a]){
c=word[a];
word[a]= (tolower(c));
a++;
}
}
pos=BinarySearch(templist, j, word);
if (pos==-1){
cout << word << " misspelled!!" << endl;
}
}
docIn.close();
return 0;
tempWord = word;
int search = searchDictionary(wordList, word, 0, howMany);
if (search != -1)
cout << "The word " << word << " is spelled incorrectly." << endl;
bool finished = 0;
bool wordFound = 0;
int length = word.length();
int n = 0;
int e = 0;
string userInput = word;
while(search == -1 && e < length && !finished)
{
e++;
n = e - 1;
swap(word[n],word[e]);
search = searchDictionary(wordList, word, 0, howMany);
if (search != -1){
cout << "Did you mean " << word << "? (enter 0 for no, 1 for yes)" << endl;
cin >> wordFound;
if (wordFound)
{
finished = 1;
cout << "The word was " << word << "." << endl;
}
}
search = -1;
word = userInput;
n++;
if (e >= length){
cout << "The word " << word << " is spelled incorrectly." << endl;
finished;
}
}
}
/*Function to remove punctuation from string*/
void removePunct(string & str)
{
str.erase(remove_if(str.begin(), str.end(), static_cast<int(*)(int)>(&ispunct)),str.end());
}
User
If the other inmates in spider jail find out why you're in the joint they're gonna fuck you up.
Truck
User
Signa said:
SuperJer said:
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User
SuperJer said:
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User
Down Rodeo said:
FallingShit said:
aaronjer said:
Think of it this way: If you fuck up, we'll all make fun of you, and think less of you forever.
Such encouraging words...Don't listen to him, we probably won't care.
Had a feeling that was the case.
Truck
User
FallingShit said:
aaronjer said:
Think of it this way: If you fuck up, we'll all make fun of you, and think less of you forever.
Such encouraging words...Don't listen to him, we probably won't care.
Truck
User
aaronjer said:
Think of it this way: If you fuck up, we'll all make fun of you, and think less of you forever.
Such encouraging words...
Truck
User
Think of it this way: If you fuck up, we'll all make fun of you, and think less of you forever.
Truck
User
FUCK BIOMETRIC DEVICE LOGINS....
Truck
User
While in the chat, be sure to shout out some words of encouragement to Superjer, lest he fuck up and ruin everything like he always does.
Truck
User
SUPA STAR
WOULD YOU LIKE HEAR THE COPY ABILITY EXPLAINED? FUCK YOU OF COURSE YOU WOULD
WOULD YOU LIKE HEAR THE COPY ABILITY EXPLAINED? FUCK YOU OF COURSE YOU WOULD
User
You special little fuck
(Bad grammar but really funny to me an aaronjer right now)
(Bad grammar but really funny to me an aaronjer right now)
Truck
User
So i figured out I'm going to make a Falkenreath Vampire deck, because fuck twilight my vampires be eating people and shit 
User
Speaking of tech related tech stuff how could I happen to get the title fuck shit stack?
Truck
User
Outcast said:
Who the fuck watches TV?
I use it for mirroring my desktop and playing consoles. I DONT WATCH TV ON IT! *lies*
Truck
User
Who the fuck watches TV?
User
John benett said:
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User
I just noticed they haven't updated the !game on twitch since Risk of Rain last night. They only shouted out one of my two donations on stream so pretty much fuck charity forever after this.
User
"WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS A GAME? HOW IS THIS A GAME? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT."
Truck
User
I've watched the first season of Attack on Titan. It starts off great but slowly just becomes more absurd. It's still worth watching though.
And, yeah, they do kill off characters at a rediculous pace. I can't rememeber how many times the show goes "Oh, here's a whole new bunch of people, because we killed off the last batch".
Also, since there's an ongoing season of anime being released, I guess I could do a short explanation and a "review" of the ones I found worth watching. In order of which weekday they are released.
Black Bullet
The world's been fucked by giant monsters. Only solution? Get a bunch of little girls, inject them with poison and operate on them. This makes them able to fight the monsters. The main character is a guy who works with killing these monsters. With him he has his figher loli. These figher lolis have problems in life though, as people are scared of them because they have red eyes. You actually get to see a police execute one of these girls.
The show has really enjoyable characters all around, with few exceptions. Good animations, good story. In my opinion, the best release this season.
Hitsugi no Chaika
A fantasy world, where there currently is global peace. This peace is bad for the main character because he has been trained in nothing but combat. The main character meets a girl who dresses in all white and carries a big coffin. They are then attacked by a unicorn. A pretty terrifying unicorn. They solve the battle by cutting the unicorn in half and cover the entire battlefield with blood. Not for kids.
The coffin girl wants the main character to break into a house and steal a very important item for her. She needs a lot of stuff stolen though, so they continue traveling after.
Amazing characters, the world is brilliant. The story is a bit shit though, but it's still great to watch.
Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san
5 minutes per episode. Girl with "dog" in her name likes cats. Girl with "cat" in her name likes dogs. They act as their respective animal name. Lesbians. Hilarious stuff happens. Amazing characters, barely any story just small stories from their lives.
Blade and Soul
Weapons and tits. Based in a fantasy setting from some video game. A main character that you wouldn't care if she lived or died because she is so boring. The show survives on mostly great animations and decent dialogue between all characters who are not the main character.
Mushishi Zoku Shou
Second season of Mushishi. Mushishi is amazing and the second season is just more of the same.
The main character works as a Mushishi because he works with fixing problems that occur when Mushi are around. Mushi are little living things that most people can't see. They cause very many unexplainable effects to happen, like a boy who got ill with a certain kind of Mushi had snow that never stopped falling around him. He never got warm, and heat hurt him. It's slow, and it's great.
Akuma no Riddle
A bunch of school girls in a school. Except, every single one of them is an assassin except for one girl. The last girl is the target of all the other girls. The main character girl (probably) falls in love with the target girl and instead starts protecting her.
Great story, only one episode so far has left me going "why? what? wat...". Except for the stone cold and boring main character (who sometimes actually react to things) all characters are interesting. I don't like the teacher but that's life.
Mekakucity Actors
Shaft makes an anime. It's good. Bunch of teenage kids have found out they have super powers. The first main character needs to go out of his house for the first time in months to buy a new keyboard, because it would take 2 days for it to get shipped to him if he purchased it online. He gets put in a hostage situation. Stuff happens.
It's great. It's Shaft who animates it, so of course it's brilliant. The story is a bit of a cluster fuck sometimes but they usually untwist the parts that are the hardest to follow.
Brynhildr in the Darkness
A boy meets a strange new girl who starts in his class. He learns that she's a witch and that she has escaped from horrible experiments by the army. He finds out that she needs medication every 24(?) hours or she'll die by having all her blood bleed out of every single pore on her body. More and more witches start stacking up.
The show has great parts, like that the witches just want to save people, or just want to live, while being chased by the army. Then it has the bad parts, which is the humour. There are barely no funny jokes, mostly just the kind of cringe-because-it's-embarrasing kind of humor. For an example, main character used to have a female friend when he was a kid and she had 3 dots on her skin under her arm. So, when the first witch enters his classroom and looks just like his old friend but aged, he starts screaming at her that he knows her. She denies it and he shouts "Show me your armpits". Hilarious.
There's also No Game No Life and Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin which supposedly are great, but I just never got into.
And, yeah, they do kill off characters at a rediculous pace. I can't rememeber how many times the show goes "Oh, here's a whole new bunch of people, because we killed off the last batch".
Also, since there's an ongoing season of anime being released, I guess I could do a short explanation and a "review" of the ones I found worth watching. In order of which weekday they are released.
Black Bullet
The world's been fucked by giant monsters. Only solution? Get a bunch of little girls, inject them with poison and operate on them. This makes them able to fight the monsters. The main character is a guy who works with killing these monsters. With him he has his figher loli. These figher lolis have problems in life though, as people are scared of them because they have red eyes. You actually get to see a police execute one of these girls.
The show has really enjoyable characters all around, with few exceptions. Good animations, good story. In my opinion, the best release this season.
Hitsugi no Chaika
A fantasy world, where there currently is global peace. This peace is bad for the main character because he has been trained in nothing but combat. The main character meets a girl who dresses in all white and carries a big coffin. They are then attacked by a unicorn. A pretty terrifying unicorn. They solve the battle by cutting the unicorn in half and cover the entire battlefield with blood. Not for kids.
The coffin girl wants the main character to break into a house and steal a very important item for her. She needs a lot of stuff stolen though, so they continue traveling after.
Amazing characters, the world is brilliant. The story is a bit shit though, but it's still great to watch.
Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san
5 minutes per episode. Girl with "dog" in her name likes cats. Girl with "cat" in her name likes dogs. They act as their respective animal name. Lesbians. Hilarious stuff happens. Amazing characters, barely any story just small stories from their lives.
Blade and Soul
Weapons and tits. Based in a fantasy setting from some video game. A main character that you wouldn't care if she lived or died because she is so boring. The show survives on mostly great animations and decent dialogue between all characters who are not the main character.
Mushishi Zoku Shou
Second season of Mushishi. Mushishi is amazing and the second season is just more of the same.
The main character works as a Mushishi because he works with fixing problems that occur when Mushi are around. Mushi are little living things that most people can't see. They cause very many unexplainable effects to happen, like a boy who got ill with a certain kind of Mushi had snow that never stopped falling around him. He never got warm, and heat hurt him. It's slow, and it's great.
Akuma no Riddle
A bunch of school girls in a school. Except, every single one of them is an assassin except for one girl. The last girl is the target of all the other girls. The main character girl (probably) falls in love with the target girl and instead starts protecting her.
Great story, only one episode so far has left me going "why? what? wat...". Except for the stone cold and boring main character (who sometimes actually react to things) all characters are interesting. I don't like the teacher but that's life.
Mekakucity Actors
Shaft makes an anime. It's good. Bunch of teenage kids have found out they have super powers. The first main character needs to go out of his house for the first time in months to buy a new keyboard, because it would take 2 days for it to get shipped to him if he purchased it online. He gets put in a hostage situation. Stuff happens.
It's great. It's Shaft who animates it, so of course it's brilliant. The story is a bit of a cluster fuck sometimes but they usually untwist the parts that are the hardest to follow.
Brynhildr in the Darkness
A boy meets a strange new girl who starts in his class. He learns that she's a witch and that she has escaped from horrible experiments by the army. He finds out that she needs medication every 24(?) hours or she'll die by having all her blood bleed out of every single pore on her body. More and more witches start stacking up.
The show has great parts, like that the witches just want to save people, or just want to live, while being chased by the army. Then it has the bad parts, which is the humour. There are barely no funny jokes, mostly just the kind of cringe-because-it's-embarrasing kind of humor. For an example, main character used to have a female friend when he was a kid and she had 3 dots on her skin under her arm. So, when the first witch enters his classroom and looks just like his old friend but aged, he starts screaming at her that he knows her. She denies it and he shouts "Show me your armpits". Hilarious.
There's also No Game No Life and Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin which supposedly are great, but I just never got into.
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User
No, I mean this is mostly accurate. Bakemonogatari escapes this somehow despite having something like twelve intro sequences and counting. Outros, while artful, still cliched as fuck. Let's all run around under bright skies and sing about friendship.
Sick vid
Truck
User
Damn... Fuck, I knew I was doing something wrong.. BUT NOBODY TELLS ME!
Truck
User
That voltorb looks like a fucking pokeball you fuck up.
User
WHITE CARDS
Game balance.
Drow blackface
Total Party Kill.
Gelatinous Cubes.
75 Does. 1 Buck. Ultimate deer fuck.
A Doritos flavored gas chamber.
The white man's burden
A planet where apes evolved from men?!
Dissociated mechanics.
The U.S. government.
Gamer chicks
Cultural Marxism.
Dice inserted somewhere painful.
Lesbian stripper ninjas.
Dividing by zero.
BLACK CARD - PICK 1
This new ____ isn't very good.
Sometimes ___ is better when you least suspect it.
Victory often rests on ____ being in the right place and at the right time.
Once in a great while mankind unlocks a secret so profound that our future is altered forever. Fire, electricity,____.
My innovative new RPG has a stat for___.
A true gamer has no problem with __________.
____: The Storytelling Game
"_____" is like saying "Hello" in Japan
You start with 1D4____ points.
____ Was also stolen by the white man.
___ is fun for the entire family.
Big Eyes, Small _____
BLACK CARD - PICK 2
____ For the ___ God! ___ for the ___ throne!
Only ___ can cooperate. __ can only beg.
Game balance.
Drow blackface
Total Party Kill.
Gelatinous Cubes.
75 Does. 1 Buck. Ultimate deer fuck.
A Doritos flavored gas chamber.
The white man's burden
A planet where apes evolved from men?!
Dissociated mechanics.
The U.S. government.
Gamer chicks
Cultural Marxism.
Dice inserted somewhere painful.
Lesbian stripper ninjas.
Dividing by zero.
BLACK CARD - PICK 1
This new ____ isn't very good.
Sometimes ___ is better when you least suspect it.
Victory often rests on ____ being in the right place and at the right time.
Once in a great while mankind unlocks a secret so profound that our future is altered forever. Fire, electricity,____.
My innovative new RPG has a stat for___.
A true gamer has no problem with __________.
____: The Storytelling Game
"_____" is like saying "Hello" in Japan
You start with 1D4____ points.
____ Was also stolen by the white man.
___ is fun for the entire family.
Big Eyes, Small _____
BLACK CARD - PICK 2
____ For the ___ God! ___ for the ___ throne!
Only ___ can cooperate. __ can only beg.
User
Cheat Engine can be used to snoop the fuck out of (and alter) variables. It takes around half an hour for someone of my intellect to figure out how to do it.
This can be used to watch variables while a program is running.
This can be used to watch variables while a program is running.
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I just tried a different compiler and this is what I get
Error: Entity 0, Brush 895: outside world(+/-32767): (1710,3,-160)-(1712,4,80000)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 919, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: brush outside world
Description: The map has a problem which must be fixed
Howto Fix: Check the file http://www.zhlt.info/common-mapping-problems.html for a detailed explanation of this problem
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 895
Error: Entity 0, Brush 895: outside world(+/-32767): (1694,-13,-196)-(1728,20,80036)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921, Side 2: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921, Side 4: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921, Side 4: has a coplanar plane at (1662, -5, -130), texture COUCH_1
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1654,-55746,-80000)-(89820,52660,80000)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1654,-55746,-80000)-(89820,52660,80000)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 895: outside world(+/-32767): (1678,-29,-192)-(1744,36,80032)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1654,-55746,-80000)-(89820,52660,80000)
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 921
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80036)-(89836,52676,80036)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 895: outside world(+/-32767): (1694,-13,-178)-(1728,20,80018)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80036)-(89836,52676,80036)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80036)-(89836,52676,80036)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1622,-55778,-80032)-(89852,52692,80032)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1622,-55778,-80032)-(89852,52692,80032)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1622,-55778,-80032)-(89852,52692,80032)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80018)-(89836,52676,80018)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80018)-(89836,52676,80018)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80018)-(89836,52676,80018)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 930, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 954, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 1435, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 1989, Side 2: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 2013, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 2024, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3842, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853, Side 1: plane with no normal
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 4668
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 4815
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853, Side 2: has a coplanar plane at (-1010, 1184, -336), texture OF_CRATE03C
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1010,1184,-80000)-(80000,57666,-208)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1010,1184,-80000)-(80000,57666,-208)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1010,1184,-80000)-(80000,57666,-208)
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 3853
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80036)-(80016,57682,-172)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80036)-(80016,57682,-172)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80036)-(80016,57682,-172)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1042,1152,-80032)-(80032,57698,-176)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1042,1152,-80032)-(80032,57698,-176)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1042,1152,-80032)-(80032,57698,-176)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80018)-(80016,57682,-190)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80018)-(80016,57682,-190)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80018)-(80016,57682,-190)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-417,-72283,-23180)-(79978,-235,1835)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-417,-72283,-23180)-(79978,-235,1835)
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 5522
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-433,-72299,-23216)-(79994,-219,1871)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-433,-72299,-23216)-(79994,-219,1871)
Error: Entity 46, Brush 9, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-449,-72315,-23212)-(80010,-203,1867)
Error: Entity 46, Brush 13, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-449,-72315,-23212)-(80010,-203,1867)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-433,-72299,-23198)-(79994,-219,1853)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-433,-72299,-23198)-(79994,-219,1853)
Error: Entity 46, Brush 15, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 17, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 19, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 29, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 31, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 33, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 37, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 39, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 9, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 13, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 15, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 17, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 19, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 29, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 31, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 33, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 37, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 39, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 17, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 18, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 19, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 20, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 53, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 54, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 55, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 56, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10700,-80681,-79468)-(9234,119,-120)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10700,-80681,-79468)-(9234,119,-120)
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 172, Brush 14
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10716,-80697,-79504)-(9250,135,-84)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10716,-80697,-79504)-(9250,135,-84)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10732,-80713,-79500)-(9266,151,-88)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10732,-80713,-79500)-(9266,151,-88)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10716,-80697,-79486)-(9250,135,-102)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10716,-80697,-79486)-(9250,135,-102)
Error: Entity 176, Brush 28, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 176, Brush 39, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 177, Brush 28, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 177, Brush 40, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 178, Brush 18, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 178, Brush 29, Side 5: plane with no normal
(81.28 seconds)
Some of the errors won't be fixed through Hammer,how the fuck did they compile this map when the game came out :/
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CreateBrush:Error: Entity 0, Brush 895: outside world(+/-32767): (1710,3,-160)-(1712,4,80000)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 919, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: brush outside world
Description: The map has a problem which must be fixed
Howto Fix: Check the file http://www.zhlt.info/common-mapping-problems.html for a detailed explanation of this problem
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 895
Error: Entity 0, Brush 895: outside world(+/-32767): (1694,-13,-196)-(1728,20,80036)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921, Side 2: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921, Side 4: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921, Side 4: has a coplanar plane at (1662, -5, -130), texture COUCH_1
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1654,-55746,-80000)-(89820,52660,80000)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1654,-55746,-80000)-(89820,52660,80000)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 895: outside world(+/-32767): (1678,-29,-192)-(1744,36,80032)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1654,-55746,-80000)-(89820,52660,80000)
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 921
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80036)-(89836,52676,80036)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 895: outside world(+/-32767): (1694,-13,-178)-(1728,20,80018)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80036)-(89836,52676,80036)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80036)-(89836,52676,80036)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1622,-55778,-80032)-(89852,52692,80032)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1622,-55778,-80032)-(89852,52692,80032)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1622,-55778,-80032)-(89852,52692,80032)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80018)-(89836,52676,80018)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80018)-(89836,52676,80018)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 921: outside world(+/-32767): (1638,-55762,-80018)-(89836,52676,80018)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 930, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 954, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 1435, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 1989, Side 2: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 2013, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 2024, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3842, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853, Side 1: plane with no normal
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 4668
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 4815
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853, Side 2: has a coplanar plane at (-1010, 1184, -336), texture OF_CRATE03C
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1010,1184,-80000)-(80000,57666,-208)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1010,1184,-80000)-(80000,57666,-208)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1010,1184,-80000)-(80000,57666,-208)
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 3853
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80036)-(80016,57682,-172)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80036)-(80016,57682,-172)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80036)-(80016,57682,-172)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1042,1152,-80032)-(80032,57698,-176)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1042,1152,-80032)-(80032,57698,-176)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1042,1152,-80032)-(80032,57698,-176)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80018)-(80016,57682,-190)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80018)-(80016,57682,-190)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 3853: outside world(+/-32767): (-1026,1168,-80018)-(80016,57682,-190)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-417,-72283,-23180)-(79978,-235,1835)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-417,-72283,-23180)-(79978,-235,1835)
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 0, Brush 5522
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-433,-72299,-23216)-(79994,-219,1871)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-433,-72299,-23216)-(79994,-219,1871)
Error: Entity 46, Brush 9, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-449,-72315,-23212)-(80010,-203,1867)
Error: Entity 46, Brush 13, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-449,-72315,-23212)-(80010,-203,1867)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-433,-72299,-23198)-(79994,-219,1853)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 5522: outside world(+/-32767): (-433,-72299,-23198)-(79994,-219,1853)
Error: Entity 46, Brush 15, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 17, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 19, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 29, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 31, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 33, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 37, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 46, Brush 39, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 9, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 13, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 15, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 17, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 19, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 29, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 31, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 33, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 37, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 47, Brush 39, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 17, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 18, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 19, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 20, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 53, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 54, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 55, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 107, Brush 56, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10700,-80681,-79468)-(9234,119,-120)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10700,-80681,-79468)-(9234,119,-120)
Warning: Illegal Brush (edge without opposite face): Entity 172, Brush 14
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10716,-80697,-79504)-(9250,135,-84)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10716,-80697,-79504)-(9250,135,-84)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10732,-80713,-79500)-(9266,151,-88)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10732,-80713,-79500)-(9266,151,-88)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10716,-80697,-79486)-(9250,135,-102)
Error: Entity 172, Brush 14: outside world(+/-32767): (-10716,-80697,-79486)-(9250,135,-102)
Error: Entity 176, Brush 28, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 176, Brush 39, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 177, Brush 28, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 177, Brush 40, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 178, Brush 18, Side 5: plane with no normal
Error: Entity 178, Brush 29, Side 5: plane with no normal
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Some of the errors won't be fixed through Hammer,how the fuck did they compile this map when the game came out :/
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"Fuck Jeff, nobody likes his lame ______, anyways."
"Check out ______, my new ______ cover-band!"
"Check out ______, my new ______ cover-band!"
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the_cloud_system said:
fuck .gifs D:
Here's a fuck .gif.
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fuck .gifs D:
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fuck i also watched it and nobody i knew watched it.
i should have known to come here first.
i should have known to come here first.
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Outcast said:
Ah just as I thought,your map is way too big.Try scaling it down to half maybe.And i just noticed that it exceeds the number of max base patches,which if i remember correctly is about 60k.Your map has 99732 base patches.
Ah fuck.. I Honestly thought you could make a map as big as the grid lines go.
Well, thank you.. This has been bothering me for quite some time now.
Is it possibles to mark everything within the map and just try and make it shorter/less wide or am I going to have to slash it into bits?
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So,i made some floors with solid brushes using one of those textures with the blue background that allow you to see through them.
The problem is,whenever i walk on them the player turns black,like there's no lighting there.The textures aren't dark,i can see them but when i step on those areas everything gets dark (hands and pistol). I tried to add as many lights as possible but that didn't fix it.
I also tried 2 ways of doing it.
First i made those brushes func_wall and solid.And i also tried the other way by making them func_illusionary and then add clip brushes inside them.
What the fuck is going on here?
The problem is,whenever i walk on them the player turns black,like there's no lighting there.The textures aren't dark,i can see them but when i step on those areas everything gets dark (hands and pistol). I tried to add as many lights as possible but that didn't fix it.
I also tried 2 ways of doing it.
First i made those brushes func_wall and solid.And i also tried the other way by making them func_illusionary and then add clip brushes inside them.
What the fuck is going on here?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: >:I
Stranger: k
You: lets get down to dirty busness
Stranger: yea i love getting nasty
You: i mean
Stranger: u got kik?
You: nigga i don't have a smart phone
Stranger: wtf?
You: im broke as fuck
Stranger: mine: danelle3
You: fuck that
You have disconnected.
Stranger: asl
You: >:I
Stranger: k
You: lets get down to dirty busness
Stranger: yea i love getting nasty
You: i mean
Stranger: u got kik?
You: nigga i don't have a smart phone
Stranger: wtf?
You: im broke as fuck
Stranger: mine: danelle3
You: fuck that
You have disconnected.
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SRAW said:
While I understand maybe being a fan of watching them or something... if you discuss them and cosplay like some of the people here... then you're WEIRD AS FUCK. and as for the koreans, will they're asian, and we lived in malaysia, where it's asia too. But I bet you haven't even been out of the country, so why the hell would you support asia's fucking shitty culture? Japan + Korea + China + Polynesian countries = fucking shit culture with fucking shitty animes and you should be glad we have american tv shows and not fucking stupid nigger stuff like this anime. It's glorifying culture that should not be glorified, it's almost as bad as those fucking faggots too claiming "gay" pride. If you stopped talking about your gay pride then there would be no problem fucking shit heads. Same with racism. I know this may not have to do with anime, but my point is that you're glorifying culture that should not glorified unless you want to go live in their fucking shitty country.
0/10, trying way too hard.
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While I understand maybe being a fan of watching them or something... if you discuss them and cosplay like some of the people here... then you're WEIRD AS FUCK. and as for the koreans, will they're asian, and we lived in malaysia, where it's asia too. But I bet you haven't even been out of the country, so why the hell would you support asia's fucking shitty culture? Japan + Korea + China + Polynesian countries = fucking shit culture with fucking shitty animes and you should be glad we have american tv shows and not fucking stupid nigger stuff like this anime. It's glorifying culture that should not be glorified, it's almost as bad as those fucking faggots too claiming "gay" pride. If you stopped talking about your gay pride then there would be no problem fucking shit heads. Same with racism. I know this may not have to do with anime, but my point is that you're glorifying culture that should not glorified unless you want to go live in their fucking shitty country.
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The Thrones never send me any good dreams. Fuck the Thrones.
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He masterfully cut those trolls into *oval troll cabochons*. This object menaces with spikes of troll bone.
I'll wear your bones when you're dead!
Also, I was mistaken, the cliff is 94 z-levels high. And I just dumped a berserk horse over the edge. It blew the fuck up into as many components as you could possibly imagine.
I'll wear your bones when you're dead!
Also, I was mistaken, the cliff is 94 z-levels high. And I just dumped a berserk horse over the edge. It blew the fuck up into as many components as you could possibly imagine.
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UPDATE: Dwarves are making figurines of Stuko the Cyclops. In them he is burning and dwarves are laughing. I love dwarves.
OH MY GOD UPDATE: I just sent my military out to chase off a goblin ambush. They succeeded marvelously. The dwarf in front, however, caught up to a goblin, beheaded him instantly, and then just stood there while everyone else ran after more goblins. I was all, WTF is this guy doing? There's goblins to kill! So I check his status, and he is thirsty, and it says he is refilling his waterskin, while standing over the decapitated goblin.'Fuck I'm thirsty. Guess I'll just fill up from this CONVENIENT GOBLIN FOUNTAIN.'
And yes, he actually has a waterskin full of goblin blood now.
BAD UPDATE: I just found out all my dwarves worship Sodel the Bridled Dung, God of Blight. WHAT IN THE FUCK. BRIDLED DUNG?! EWWWW!
ride that dooky!
OH MY GOD UPDATE: I just sent my military out to chase off a goblin ambush. They succeeded marvelously. The dwarf in front, however, caught up to a goblin, beheaded him instantly, and then just stood there while everyone else ran after more goblins. I was all, WTF is this guy doing? There's goblins to kill! So I check his status, and he is thirsty, and it says he is refilling his waterskin, while standing over the decapitated goblin.'Fuck I'm thirsty. Guess I'll just fill up from this CONVENIENT GOBLIN FOUNTAIN.'
And yes, he actually has a waterskin full of goblin blood now.
BAD UPDATE: I just found out all my dwarves worship Sodel the Bridled Dung, God of Blight. WHAT IN THE FUCK. BRIDLED DUNG?! EWWWW!
ride that dooky!
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Skintomb has a lot of potential. Like seriously.
So, ordinarily, one has various metals one can detect along the surface and you hope for certain combinations. If you have limonite or hematite or magnetite, you can forge iron things, and if you have flux stone in addition, you can make steel, which means competent army. Or you could end up with copper and have kind of a shitty army unless you also have tin in which case, bronze. Or you might end up with other metals to make brass, or billion, or the various pewters, or even black bronze, in which case you're probably more of an economic power and can trade for what you lack in steel.
I have limonite, hematite, and marble, so steel is going to be what my army runs on. This is a good enough start, but I also have cassiterite, galena, and sphalerite, which all translates to tin, zinc, lead and silver and the high potential for all kinds of crazy shit if I manage to get my hands on some copper ore or gold ore. I could be both a military and economic superpower and have everything in the whole world trying to wreck and/or join my shit.
My depot is also alarmingly dumb and I would post a picture of its access points but I can't seem to log-in to the subadar servers.
Edit: HOLY FUCK I ALSO HAVE BITUMINOUS COAL AND MY FIRST ARTIFACT IS A WEAPON MEANING MASTERPIECE WEAPONS FOR ALL
So, ordinarily, one has various metals one can detect along the surface and you hope for certain combinations. If you have limonite or hematite or magnetite, you can forge iron things, and if you have flux stone in addition, you can make steel, which means competent army. Or you could end up with copper and have kind of a shitty army unless you also have tin in which case, bronze. Or you might end up with other metals to make brass, or billion, or the various pewters, or even black bronze, in which case you're probably more of an economic power and can trade for what you lack in steel.
I have limonite, hematite, and marble, so steel is going to be what my army runs on. This is a good enough start, but I also have cassiterite, galena, and sphalerite, which all translates to tin, zinc, lead and silver and the high potential for all kinds of crazy shit if I manage to get my hands on some copper ore or gold ore. I could be both a military and economic superpower and have everything in the whole world trying to wreck and/or join my shit.
My depot is also alarmingly dumb and I would post a picture of its access points but I can't seem to log-in to the subadar servers.
Edit: HOLY FUCK I ALSO HAVE BITUMINOUS COAL AND MY FIRST ARTIFACT IS A WEAPON MEANING MASTERPIECE WEAPONS FOR ALL
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>Asks if he can choose a skin
>Post a picture of a dropdown where you can choose a skin
>Post a picture of a dropdown where you can choose a skin
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aaronjer said:
It's the one in Florida. Go fuck yourself in Florida.
Gotcha, wanted to go on vacation anyways.
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It's the one in Florida. Go fuck yourself in Florida.
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aaronjer said:
Fuck you, that's where!
Yeah, I need help with that..
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Fuck you, that's where!
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When did fuck did i post that?
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SECTION!!!???
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You should be ashamed for not listening to her story in the first place. Anyways, there was one funny thing with me, I was with my sister in the UW, and we were there when everyone was in class, so it was empty. Then some weird dude came up to us and told us that a triangle is the greatest form of friendship and some shit, then I told my sister to run, and I shouted at him "Fuck off faggot", no kidding.
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What the fuck?Why wasn't this on the top 10?
Kids these days ...
Kids these days ...
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But why should we fuck off if you're the one that's terrible? I don't understand
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Well fuck off .. 
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Honestly,what the fuck?So today,i've had some "brush outside world" shit and i somehow managed to fix it and the map compiled .. then i tried to run the map and i get an "AllocBlock:full" error .. i think i'm gonna end up having bunch of big maps sitting there like they were never done,this is bullshit .. i'm fucking tired of deleting and re-making shit,i mean if i have to make shit and delete it and then re-make it in order to make a map what's the fucking point?FUCK THIS SHIT .. (actually fuck Valve for making shitty hammre 
)
/rant
.. i think i'm gonna end up having bunch of big maps sitting there like they were never done,this is bullshit .. i'm fucking tired of deleting and re-making shit,i mean if i have to make shit and delete it and then re-make it in order to make a map what's the fucking point?FUCK THIS SHIT .. (actually fuck Valve for making shitty hammre )
/rant
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Bioware really surprises me. They put far more effort into character development than any other developer I've seen. Character's personalities are distinct, not too clichéd, and very memorable. No other game has me itching for the next 'random party dialogue' like Bioware manages. And at the same time they have the most blatantly 'because games' and 'wish fulfillment' romance I have ever experienced.
Their new trend of every character being bisexual or at the very least main-character-sexual offends me terribly on a storytelling level. When you know every character is potentially interested in you romantically, you feel like the center of the universe, and the word is no longer believable. The romance is a constant reminder that you are playing a game, and that the world is not real. For me, anyway, it destroys any sense of immersion. On top of all that, it's boring. Everything going like clockwork and there being no need to discover a character's interests and sexual preference to see if they are a good match for you is just plain boring. It means you inevitably just pick which one you think is hottest, which is offensively immature and basic for a game world with characters that are otherwise very complex. There are worse relationships in games, I am well aware, but they stand out so much more in Bioware games.
As far as 'because games' is concerned, I really hate how the majority of relationships develop in, for example, Dragon Age. There are three things that cause your love interest to become more enamored with you:
1. Shiny Gifts - This should be part of a relationship, but a very minor part. You can practically win someone's love through presents alone.
2. Saying just the right things in deeply profound conversations - This is also totally fine to have as something that makes someone happy with you. It's just that the characters never develop interest through casual conversation or simply having fun. Your character seems to deeply empathize and understand your romantic target when you say the right things, and yet there is never any sign your characters share any similar interests? Very strange. Most people go their whole lives never saying anything deeply profound, and they still find love...
The most annoying part about this is that the characters HAVE believable casual conversations, the exact sort that would really tell you if someone was right for you, except they happen randomly while you're wandering the world and the main character is NEVER INVOLVED! How the hell did they fuck that up?! They had all the correct dialogue, and the WRONG PEOPLE SAYING IT! If you've played Dragon Age, or Mass Effect, I'm sure you've noticed the main character is strangely silent during the random banter sections? It makes them seem very distant from all the other characters, including the one you're supposedly in love with.
3. Doing their sidequest - This isn't a problem except that it is REQUIRED for them to have sex with you. It's extremely 'because games'. It takes you totally out of the relationship and makes you think of it as a quest for poontang. Like, you're bribing them for sex by killing somebody for them. As I've said, that's not love, that's a business deal. The love interest is acting like a prostitute, or at least very like manipulative fiend. Real people have sex with each other because they like each other. That is ALL that it takes. If somebody refuses to have sex with you until you complete a task for them, that means they do not love you.
Morrigan is the only example that does not have this problem, and she is explicitly not in love with the main character when they have sex. She was by far the most believable and interesting romantic interest in a Bioware game, as there were no blatantly 'because games' requirements for the relationship to function. I still didn't really get into it, though, as I first liked the whole "Now that she realizes she's in love with you, she no longer wants to be intimate, as she believes love is weakness" aspect, until I remembered that no human has ever thought like that in the history of ever. Still liked it the best though.
Make a comparison to movie or book characters, and really think about it. Bioware game characters act like villains in romance. If they were in a movie, their manipulative attitude about sex would be considered reprehensible and self-serving.
Their new trend of every character being bisexual or at the very least main-character-sexual offends me terribly on a storytelling level. When you know every character is potentially interested in you romantically, you feel like the center of the universe, and the word is no longer believable. The romance is a constant reminder that you are playing a game, and that the world is not real. For me, anyway, it destroys any sense of immersion. On top of all that, it's boring. Everything going like clockwork and there being no need to discover a character's interests and sexual preference to see if they are a good match for you is just plain boring. It means you inevitably just pick which one you think is hottest, which is offensively immature and basic for a game world with characters that are otherwise very complex. There are worse relationships in games, I am well aware, but they stand out so much more in Bioware games.
As far as 'because games' is concerned, I really hate how the majority of relationships develop in, for example, Dragon Age. There are three things that cause your love interest to become more enamored with you:
1. Shiny Gifts - This should be part of a relationship, but a very minor part. You can practically win someone's love through presents alone.
2. Saying just the right things in deeply profound conversations - This is also totally fine to have as something that makes someone happy with you. It's just that the characters never develop interest through casual conversation or simply having fun. Your character seems to deeply empathize and understand your romantic target when you say the right things, and yet there is never any sign your characters share any similar interests? Very strange. Most people go their whole lives never saying anything deeply profound, and they still find love...
The most annoying part about this is that the characters HAVE believable casual conversations, the exact sort that would really tell you if someone was right for you, except they happen randomly while you're wandering the world and the main character is NEVER INVOLVED! How the hell did they fuck that up?! They had all the correct dialogue, and the WRONG PEOPLE SAYING IT! If you've played Dragon Age, or Mass Effect, I'm sure you've noticed the main character is strangely silent during the random banter sections? It makes them seem very distant from all the other characters, including the one you're supposedly in love with.
3. Doing their sidequest - This isn't a problem except that it is REQUIRED for them to have sex with you. It's extremely 'because games'. It takes you totally out of the relationship and makes you think of it as a quest for poontang. Like, you're bribing them for sex by killing somebody for them. As I've said, that's not love, that's a business deal. The love interest is acting like a prostitute, or at least very like manipulative fiend. Real people have sex with each other because they like each other. That is ALL that it takes. If somebody refuses to have sex with you until you complete a task for them, that means they do not love you.
Morrigan is the only example that does not have this problem, and she is explicitly not in love with the main character when they have sex. She was by far the most believable and interesting romantic interest in a Bioware game, as there were no blatantly 'because games' requirements for the relationship to function. I still didn't really get into it, though, as I first liked the whole "Now that she realizes she's in love with you, she no longer wants to be intimate, as she believes love is weakness" aspect, until I remembered that no human has ever thought like that in the history of ever. Still liked it the best though.
Make a comparison to movie or book characters, and really think about it. Bioware game characters act like villains in romance. If they were in a movie, their manipulative attitude about sex would be considered reprehensible and self-serving.
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I assure you, SRAW, there is no advantage to spraying and praying. My right hand is broken, so precise control is impossible, and my only option is to spray and pray or use a shotgun. After hitting absolutely fuck all for 10 rounds, I started shotgunning and was able to kill people just fine. Spray and pray didn't even work slightly. I hit nothing. Not even the walls.
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So, sometime in December of last year, Kojima released this weird and mindfucking video which can be seen below. It definitely hinted at a new MGS game, but left you feeling unsure about everything. Video:
Then Kojima confirmed that there'd be a new MGS (MGS: Ground Zeroes), and that it'll be using the new FOX engine his team has developed, as well as it'll be cross-platform.
Now, this 10 minute long epic-as-fuck trailer has been released:
I think this'll be a sequel to Peace Walker, which sadly I've never gotten the chance to play (gonna have to pick up the HD collection before Ground Zeroes comes out), but either way it's going to be fucking epic, and I can't wait
Sick vid
Then Kojima confirmed that there'd be a new MGS (MGS: Ground Zeroes), and that it'll be using the new FOX engine his team has developed, as well as it'll be cross-platform.
Now, this 10 minute long epic-as-fuck trailer has been released:
Sick vid
I think this'll be a sequel to Peace Walker, which sadly I've never gotten the chance to play (gonna have to pick up the HD collection before Ground Zeroes comes out), but either way it's going to be fucking epic, and I can't wait
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I know,but from what i see i will end up deleting the whole map ... and it's kinda big so fuck that.
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So i started deleting some clip brushes and i tried compiling again .. then i noticed that the next number was another clip brush,so i deleted all of them.
Now it starts from my func_illusionary stuff,wtf?Am i doing something wrong?I checked solid and fx amount 255 so i guess it should be fine?
Error: No visibile brushes
Description: All brushes are CLIP or ORIGIN (at least one must be normal/visible)
Howto Fix: self explanitory
Edit:So now brush 36 is parts of two buildings i made .. what the fuck
Now it starts from my func_illusionary stuff,wtf?Am i doing something wrong?I checked solid and fx amount 255 so i guess it should be fine?
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Error: Entity 36 has no visible brushesError: No visibile brushes
Description: All brushes are CLIP or ORIGIN (at least one must be normal/visible)
Howto Fix: self explanitory
Edit:So now brush 36 is parts of two buildings i made .. what the fuck
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It really doesn't take much. I'm up to eight years in the current fortress, but there was a time or two when I quit the game via task manager lest it save when I was in the midst of a pretty bloody siege. If you get attacked by lashers early on, you're dead. Any badly timed siege before you have an adequate military will kill you, but lashers especially. If you get attacked by a titan that can web you, you're dead (barring some amazing archery skills). If you get attacked by something that is especially toxic, you'll be cleaning that up for a long time if you aren't already dead. Open up the caverns too early with forgotten beasts or otherwise ornery wildlife, and you're dead. Hell, if you're in an area with giant eagles or other such wildlife they'll probably kill you before you have a chance to do a goddamned thing. I haven't even seen a colossus, a necromancer, an undead sponge, a dragon, or a demon and I know I'd be really dead if I saw any one of those.
The trouble with the game is that there isn't really a point to it. Because there's only so much you can do at any given time, you inevitably create more danger for yourself either by way of traps or sending your army to explore places that are likely to fuck their shit up or leave you not so well defended.
There is no endgame, just survival for a period of time until something attacks and destroys everything.
The trouble with the game is that there isn't really a point to it. Because there's only so much you can do at any given time, you inevitably create more danger for yourself either by way of traps or sending your army to explore places that are likely to fuck their shit up or leave you not so well defended.
There is no endgame, just survival for a period of time until something attacks and destroys everything.
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waiiit a minute now my decals are invisible?what the fuck
guess i'm gonna make thin brushes on walls instead
guess i'm gonna make thin brushes on walls instead
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sprinkles said:
fedex _ said:
sprinkles said:
I want this to be very clear.
Fuck Fords.
Fuck Fords.
Umm my truck is a chevy lmao
You happy its not a ford?
I'll take pictures of my car today.
I'll make sure I get good pics of the engine falling apart.
I dont like ford trucks , my silverado is great
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fedex _ said:
sprinkles said:
I want this to be very clear.
Fuck Fords.
Fuck Fords.
Umm my truck is a chevy lmao
You happy its not a ford?
I'll take pictures of my car today.
I'll make sure I get good pics of the engine falling apart.
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sprinkles said:
I want this to be very clear.
Fuck Fords.
Fuck Fords.
Umm my truck is a chevy lmao
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I want this to be very clear.
Fuck Fords.
Fuck Fords.
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Rockbomb said:
I was looking for something like that, thanks.
SuperJer said:
I always have lots of extra player starts floating around, so I can keep scale in mind.
Most textures look like crap together (or separate) but you have to make do.
I make a lot of my own textures when none of the defaults will do. The easiest way to do that is to just modify the defaults. Sometimes a simple change as adding a dark gradient to an existing texture can make it work for the map.
But most importantly, I design the whole thing on paper first. I find I'm much more likely to get a working result, and actually finish something, if it is designed first.
Most textures look like crap together (or separate) but you have to make do.
I make a lot of my own textures when none of the defaults will do. The easiest way to do that is to just modify the defaults. Sometimes a simple change as adding a dark gradient to an existing texture can make it work for the map.
But most importantly, I design the whole thing on paper first. I find I'm much more likely to get a working result, and actually finish something, if it is designed first.
Hmm, thanks, will do.
walloon said:
MadwiX said:
the_cloud_system said:
there is no "standerd" in hammer mapping.
besides lights, spawn points, and buttons.
besides lights, spawn points, and buttons.
Your statement makes no sense whatsoever, do you even read what you type?
Thanks for the info (the other guy)
Wow bitch ass nigger fuck tough guy nigger fuck ass hole nigger fuck jew piece of shit die please nigger fuck
Ok.
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MadwiX said:
the_cloud_system said:
there is no "standerd" in hammer mapping.
besides lights, spawn points, and buttons.
besides lights, spawn points, and buttons.
Your statement makes no sense whatsoever, do you even read what you type?
Thanks for the info (the other guy)
Wow bitch ass nigger fuck tough guy nigger fuck ass hole nigger fuck jew piece of shit die please nigger fuck
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aaronjer said:
I don't give a flying fuck what anyone did to make a piece of music, I just care about what it sounds like in the end. So I personally believe that Molkman has a big dumb head with a poop on it.
Not that I watched that video, or any video on here ever.
Not that I watched that video, or any video on here ever.
You're really on a roll today. Maybe if you let me give you your prezzy it would make you happier. Do I have to save it for next Festivus?!
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I don't give a flying fuck what anyone did to make a piece of music, I just care about what it sounds like in the end. So I personally believe that Molkman has a big dumb head with a poop on it.
Not that I watched that video, or any video on here ever.
Not that I watched that video, or any video on here ever.
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Looks like a pretty boring ass piece of whatever the fuck. Thanks for sharing.
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What the fuck .. my Great Mace dissapeared from my inventory after i equipped something else,is it a bug?
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ThisIsFun said:
Yes, I like erotic! This is my favorite story of the lovely Alice could not help but admire her bed she saw in the mirror. She saw, of course, a perfect 18-year-old body scent of ink, long hair, the eyes of the Chinese people in the Guangzhou-Shenzhen and her incredible breasts - the full wash velvet peaches topped with cherries, men and women admire . A person, especially appreciate them, squeeze them, rising suck cherry rode him like a stallion. Dad pumping efforts, he can bomb for her and squeeze him with her secret garden, let him even harder. This is an incredibly erotic technology, few women know, especially my mother who did not have the powers of "Alice in Wonderland", and not because her daughter discovered her ability, she used her pure joy. "Fuck me, Daddy!" She screamed. "Hard ... Oh, yes, you jerk! Oh, Oh, kill ..." He can not see the mirror of their passion, but he saw her eyes, dark, dark island, he never lost since she first caught him masturbating just a few weeks ago. "Dad!" She said, when she walked into her parents' bedroom, and stroking his "little brother" suddenly became a "big brother, startled in his line of sight." He stopped, give cover at any embarrassment and humiliation. "I, I ..." His voice failed for a moment, his penis atrophy. "I am very relaxed. Thinking of you," his or her reaction surprised. "I want you, too, Dad and I stroked myself, feel the warm golden light, you have the same feeling? Why is small? " touch it, Sweet Alice see what happens. " At first Her contact is tentative. The feeling is so soft, like velvet - steel and velvet at the same time, my father began to moan a little, and then start planting. "Are you okay?" She asked, stroking him some more, amazed that she was able to do, just a simple touch. 18 and popular, her sexual experience is limited to a chaste kiss at a school dance. "Oh, yes, yes!" He said. "Please do not stop coming." "Mama do not do it?" she asked, and began to fondle his balls, feeling bolder, more powerful, and she has done. "No," he said. "No, she never would not people do not like you, do not stop, oh, yes, there is! Perfect." small Alice began to experiment. She was curious, I feel more and more warm, how can marvel at her father so helpless. She bent down close to look at "her" cock (she has felt her own), like a mushroom head. She wanted to taste it, lick it just a second, her father groaned aloud. "Yes! "He pleaded." "Try it. Suck it, please!" like her, carefully at first, and then like a lollipop, Dad began to squeeze her peaches and reached between her legs and stroked her. Alice is wet. So wet. Fire, perhaps like the father, she did not know, but she wanted to see her power to please them all can go. Dad screamed, some surprising. The warm "cream" overflow from his penis. It smelled different, unpleasant taste like what she had never drunk. This is from him. This is him and she let him do. She used "her" cock and make it explode. How cute, she thought. Mom can not do this, Sweet Alice would like to learn more. Her father taught her, so she groans and explosions, too. Then they will truly become one. A few weeks have passed, because they are too willing to share a new passion and fantasy, with his teacher and her students, but in the end it is in her cold mother, her desire for a dominant position. Affection and pride of her domineering Tiger Mom "style in stark contrast to the father for his daughter. She even father shave her pussy, her secret garden, carefully, slowly, before the show, so she just his touch and warm wet towel to wipe the shaving soap. Way, he pressed it just right, in the right place, her secret place, cleaning soap for him to send her to brief ecstasy - legs spread, her trembling arms leaning back, head flung back hair spill over into the press table, and said: "Come on, baby, come over." you little slut! Golden girl! " Now she is riding him? fourth or fifth time, or may be, a few days ago, their record, 6? It does not matter. important moment, and they went to her and squeezed her cat harder, watching him flinch, she was surprised at her own beauty, their common love and passion, her newfound powers. then, other things in the mirror she saw mother. bedroom door. her hand and looked outside to watch all you want, Sweet Alice stupid and Dad, and urging her harder and harder, and just let my mother could hear him now are my work between her legs. never and you go, I like this forum, because all the geeks
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Months and months and months have passed and I've gotten a non-marksdwarf army component, built a hospital and used it a few times, and have a well area nearly ready to flood. I've also revved up a mister a few times only to see it flail and fall short of completing a cycle. I'm too tired to debug it and try to figure out what the fuck engineering-wise, but here's a recap of a few season's time, or further adventures in preposterous bullshit:
New artifact, made by one of my threshers (otherwise useless):
Ostarkalal Togaldastot, "Burialmelt the Stormy Sword", a granite scepter (probably because he took over a workshop that was making stone crafts):
This is a granite scepter. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of rectangular granite cabochons. This object is adorned with hanging rings of kakapo bone. On the item is an image of Morul Tomblarge the dwarf in kunzite [note: that dwarf? Not in my fortress].
On the item is an image of Burialmelt the Stormy Sword the granite scepter in kiwi leather.
Ladies and gents, my first recursive artifact.
I killed a trio of goblin thieves. One was a master thief. I did not know that master thieves existed! He didn't last very long. His first move was to stab the Fisherdwarf who noticed him in the head. The fisherdwarf was a crossbowdwarf, and as the thief tried to beat his retreat, the dwarf shot the dagger out of his hand, then shot him in the stomach, spleen, and then both legs. After the second hit, he went unconscious, and woke up just in time for a swordsdwarf to bash him with the handle, then slash at his head. Didn't leave much more than a scratch, but it pissed off the thief right proper and the thief lunged, missed, and was stabbed through the skull. Short day. Later on another goblin thief appeared. The Mayor punched the thief's skull through his brain. That was how the goblin died. You do not fuck with The Mayor. The Mayor, from what I can tell, is also a plant as his profile informs me that "When possible, he prefers to consume sunshine."
In order to power my water pump, I've been trying to clear out an area to build a windmill. In order for anything to be affected by "wind", it needs to be open air, which means I carve out the level it needs to be on and, if that level is covered, I channel out the top. About five times now, a dwarf has climbed on top of the channel portion, stood on a single square, channeled out every square around him, caused a partial tunnel collapse, knocked himself unconscious, then got up again and resumed doing the exact same thing. DWARVES. One of them eventually died from this. It was probably because he was an inexperienced miner. Another time a few levels collapsed and it ended up killing a woodworker and his pet pig, both of whom were below. I guess they were inexperienced too. So far all of my casualties have been from negligence on my part. I am awesome.
Another farmer flipped out and started doing things with Stone. I only get stonecraft artifacts.
Onsheniddor Sebir Igath, "Chantedlark the Hide of Scraping", a slate scepter:
This is a slate scepter. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of Edem Orbauthor the dwarve and dwarves in slate. Edem Orbauthor is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Edem Orbauthor to the position of king of The Spread Syrups in 1.
On the item is an image of a tower-cap in alder.
I couldn't get an image of a tower-cap in tower-cap because I haven't gotten into the caverns yet.
Spring came and my main carpenter flipped out and created the most ornate goods bin yet seen by dwarfkind.
Abiremal Vozbel Kirar, "Romancesense the Ravager of Rights", a alder bin <#3>:
This is a alder bin <#3>. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with oval gabbro cabochons decorated with alder and circled with bands of alder, oak, and oval cut rubicelles. This object menaces with spikes of gabbro. On the item is an image of a giant kea in steel. On the item is an image of a alder in kakapo leather.
'kay.
New artifact, made by one of my threshers (otherwise useless):
Ostarkalal Togaldastot, "Burialmelt the Stormy Sword", a granite scepter (probably because he took over a workshop that was making stone crafts):
This is a granite scepter. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of rectangular granite cabochons. This object is adorned with hanging rings of kakapo bone. On the item is an image of Morul Tomblarge the dwarf in kunzite [note: that dwarf? Not in my fortress].
On the item is an image of Burialmelt the Stormy Sword the granite scepter in kiwi leather.
Ladies and gents, my first recursive artifact.
I killed a trio of goblin thieves. One was a master thief. I did not know that master thieves existed! He didn't last very long. His first move was to stab the Fisherdwarf who noticed him in the head. The fisherdwarf was a crossbowdwarf, and as the thief tried to beat his retreat, the dwarf shot the dagger out of his hand, then shot him in the stomach, spleen, and then both legs. After the second hit, he went unconscious, and woke up just in time for a swordsdwarf to bash him with the handle, then slash at his head. Didn't leave much more than a scratch, but it pissed off the thief right proper and the thief lunged, missed, and was stabbed through the skull. Short day. Later on another goblin thief appeared. The Mayor punched the thief's skull through his brain. That was how the goblin died. You do not fuck with The Mayor. The Mayor, from what I can tell, is also a plant as his profile informs me that "When possible, he prefers to consume sunshine."
In order to power my water pump, I've been trying to clear out an area to build a windmill. In order for anything to be affected by "wind", it needs to be open air, which means I carve out the level it needs to be on and, if that level is covered, I channel out the top. About five times now, a dwarf has climbed on top of the channel portion, stood on a single square, channeled out every square around him, caused a partial tunnel collapse, knocked himself unconscious, then got up again and resumed doing the exact same thing. DWARVES. One of them eventually died from this. It was probably because he was an inexperienced miner. Another time a few levels collapsed and it ended up killing a woodworker and his pet pig, both of whom were below. I guess they were inexperienced too. So far all of my casualties have been from negligence on my part. I am awesome.
Another farmer flipped out and started doing things with Stone. I only get stonecraft artifacts.
Onsheniddor Sebir Igath, "Chantedlark the Hide of Scraping", a slate scepter:
This is a slate scepter. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of Edem Orbauthor the dwarve and dwarves in slate. Edem Orbauthor is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Edem Orbauthor to the position of king of The Spread Syrups in 1.
On the item is an image of a tower-cap in alder.
I couldn't get an image of a tower-cap in tower-cap because I haven't gotten into the caverns yet.
Spring came and my main carpenter flipped out and created the most ornate goods bin yet seen by dwarfkind.
Abiremal Vozbel Kirar, "Romancesense the Ravager of Rights", a alder bin <#3>:
This is a alder bin <#3>. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with oval gabbro cabochons decorated with alder and circled with bands of alder, oak, and oval cut rubicelles. This object menaces with spikes of gabbro. On the item is an image of a giant kea in steel. On the item is an image of a alder in kakapo leather.
'kay.
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Winter 22, Summer 23
These are conflated because a lot of things seemed to be happening at once towards the end of winter. So I was getting my shit together, no problem, when one of my dwarven children freaks the fuck out and takes over a craft workshop while ceaselessly drawing pictures of skeletons. Normal behavior, I suspect. Well, I don't have any bones and no one knows how to hunt. Panic sets in, I build my bowyer's shop and then realize, "oh wait, I have livestock. I could slaughter the livestock." And what is the result of small child becoming obsessed with bones?
Ikudlegan, "Reignedmirthful", a giant horse bone axe blade
This is a giant horse bone axe blade. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of horse bone.
No shit?
Around this time, a wave of immigrants invades and I need to start building shit again. Among notables:
1x Talented (lvl 6) woodworker
1x High Master (lvl 13) bowyer
1x High Master (lvl 13) fish cleaner (the fish are so clean you could eat off them)
1x Accomplished (lvl 10) herbalist
1x Accomplished (lvl 10) metalcrafter
1x Talented (lvl 6) fighter/dodger/armor user/ kicker
Things remain calm. I've been invaded by one kobold thief and three goblin snatchers, which I imagine I'll be seeing more of. One of the snatchers, I killed. Free clothes, bitches.
Let's take a look at the shit I now have in a more passing order.
There's my stockpile and farms. Could probably make a second farm, haven't yet. The blue thing in the south is my depot. Filled with hippies.
Workshops. Still clearing stones away I think.
Ever increasing bedrooms.
I've also got a tannery, a leather workshop, and two butcher's workshops up and running.
I bought a jaguar from the hippies. And some wine. And two bins of cloth. It's going to be a hot time in the old town tonight!
It was mostly about the jaguar. Need a mate for him, so that I can send out all of my hunters with jaguar accompaniment. Stylish and threatening.
Impending goals:
* Get the non-marksdwarf part of the army active
* Hospital below the bedrooms
* Well adjacent to the hospital.
These are conflated because a lot of things seemed to be happening at once towards the end of winter. So I was getting my shit together, no problem, when one of my dwarven children freaks the fuck out and takes over a craft workshop while ceaselessly drawing pictures of skeletons. Normal behavior, I suspect. Well, I don't have any bones and no one knows how to hunt. Panic sets in, I build my bowyer's shop and then realize, "oh wait, I have livestock. I could slaughter the livestock." And what is the result of small child becoming obsessed with bones?
Ikudlegan, "Reignedmirthful", a giant horse bone axe blade
This is a giant horse bone axe blade. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of horse bone.
No shit?
Around this time, a wave of immigrants invades and I need to start building shit again. Among notables:
1x Talented (lvl 6) woodworker
1x High Master (lvl 13) bowyer
1x High Master (lvl 13) fish cleaner (the fish are so clean you could eat off them)
1x Accomplished (lvl 10) herbalist
1x Accomplished (lvl 10) metalcrafter
1x Talented (lvl 6) fighter/dodger/armor user/ kicker
Things remain calm. I've been invaded by one kobold thief and three goblin snatchers, which I imagine I'll be seeing more of. One of the snatchers, I killed. Free clothes, bitches.
Let's take a look at the shit I now have in a more passing order.
There's my stockpile and farms. Could probably make a second farm, haven't yet. The blue thing in the south is my depot. Filled with hippies.
Workshops. Still clearing stones away I think.
Ever increasing bedrooms.
I've also got a tannery, a leather workshop, and two butcher's workshops up and running.
I bought a jaguar from the hippies. And some wine. And two bins of cloth. It's going to be a hot time in the old town tonight!
It was mostly about the jaguar. Need a mate for him, so that I can send out all of my hunters with jaguar accompaniment. Stylish and threatening.
Impending goals:
* Get the non-marksdwarf part of the army active
* Hospital below the bedrooms
* Well adjacent to the hospital.
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Summer, 21
Palacelands is not yet a land for boys and girls. It's not a land for much of anything at the moment.
One of the things I'm trying to prepare for at the moment is eventualities. I suspect that given my somewhat unique location, I'll be fighting off some substantial sieges later on in the game and otherwise hanging out in lockdown mode. For this reason, I've decided that I probably ought to build an excess of workshops and stockpiles relative to my normal mode. What this means is an excess of mining. What this means is that shit doesn't get done. I've had to temporarily defer plans for a wood-burning forge and assorted other workshops in an effort to get down the basics: mason, carpenter, jeweler, mechanics. Also craft, which is pretty basic too. ANYWAY.
Tensions are running unusually high at the moment. My two miners have mutual grudges and one of them additionally is in a grudge with a fisherdwarf. The fisherdwarf also has a second mutual grudge with a woodcutter. The two woodcutters, meanwhile, are totally in love and work well together.
THESE ARE THE MEASUREMENTS FOR THE MACHINE I AM BUILDING
The ground floor is kind of a mess right now. The large square will become a general custom stockpile soon, I just need to clear some of the stone out of there first. Meeting area, for now, is south of the stairs. I'll build a farm or two south of the stockpile in the sands soon enough. Last time around, I was way too late in building farms and everyone nearly starved to death. Also the entry hall will be widened later. I keep my trade depot outside anyway, since the new version means that wagons can't cross traps.
This is my clusterfuck of a workshop zone. To the west are wood burning furnaces, carpenter's workshops, and what will eventually be large wood stockpiles in between. The south has a mechanic's workshop. I don't care too much about having a lot of space for that because you don't generally find yourself needing as many mechanisms. East would be the mason's workshops and stone piles if the fuckers ever finished. To the north, we have a jeweler and a craftsdwarf workshop. I might build a couple more craft ones later, but I haven't decided yet. It's not super necessary, but it helps when you have multiple dwarfs you want working in multiple mediums.
Fractal bedrooms. They will expand almost indefinitely.
I kind of want to get some of the other workshops going, like the smelters, forge, bowyer, leatherworks, and tannery, but given that I don't have the manpower to start hunting seriously anyway, those are going to go on the backburner for a while in favor of getting foodstores in order. As soon as the workshops are chiseled out (around which time we'll get some furniture in those bedrooms), I intend to roll out some farms and two each of kitchens, stills, fisheries, and butcher's shops. Along with these will come a dedicated food stockpile and my typical "whatever, fuck it"-style dining hall. Wells and forges will have to follow those.
Palacelands is not yet a land for boys and girls. It's not a land for much of anything at the moment.
One of the things I'm trying to prepare for at the moment is eventualities. I suspect that given my somewhat unique location, I'll be fighting off some substantial sieges later on in the game and otherwise hanging out in lockdown mode. For this reason, I've decided that I probably ought to build an excess of workshops and stockpiles relative to my normal mode. What this means is an excess of mining. What this means is that shit doesn't get done. I've had to temporarily defer plans for a wood-burning forge and assorted other workshops in an effort to get down the basics: mason, carpenter, jeweler, mechanics. Also craft, which is pretty basic too. ANYWAY.
Tensions are running unusually high at the moment. My two miners have mutual grudges and one of them additionally is in a grudge with a fisherdwarf. The fisherdwarf also has a second mutual grudge with a woodcutter. The two woodcutters, meanwhile, are totally in love and work well together.
THESE ARE THE MEASUREMENTS FOR THE MACHINE I AM BUILDING
The ground floor is kind of a mess right now. The large square will become a general custom stockpile soon, I just need to clear some of the stone out of there first. Meeting area, for now, is south of the stairs. I'll build a farm or two south of the stockpile in the sands soon enough. Last time around, I was way too late in building farms and everyone nearly starved to death. Also the entry hall will be widened later. I keep my trade depot outside anyway, since the new version means that wagons can't cross traps.
This is my clusterfuck of a workshop zone. To the west are wood burning furnaces, carpenter's workshops, and what will eventually be large wood stockpiles in between. The south has a mechanic's workshop. I don't care too much about having a lot of space for that because you don't generally find yourself needing as many mechanisms. East would be the mason's workshops and stone piles if the fuckers ever finished. To the north, we have a jeweler and a craftsdwarf workshop. I might build a couple more craft ones later, but I haven't decided yet. It's not super necessary, but it helps when you have multiple dwarfs you want working in multiple mediums.
Fractal bedrooms. They will expand almost indefinitely.
I kind of want to get some of the other workshops going, like the smelters, forge, bowyer, leatherworks, and tannery, but given that I don't have the manpower to start hunting seriously anyway, those are going to go on the backburner for a while in favor of getting foodstores in order. As soon as the workshops are chiseled out (around which time we'll get some furniture in those bedrooms), I intend to roll out some farms and two each of kitchens, stills, fisheries, and butcher's shops. Along with these will come a dedicated food stockpile and my typical "whatever, fuck it"-style dining hall. Wells and forges will have to follow those.
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Since there has seemed to be continuing, unspoken interest in my Dwarf Fortress exploits, I've decided to make a new truck with some level of visibility and coherence. My old fortress is still around, but I wanted to take everyone through the process from the get-go with illustrations.
1. I'm using a graphical version of the game. This helps me figure out what the fuck is going on and is equally helpful for you in this manner. The more easily you're able to understand the important aspects of what's happening, then the joy of the game's inherent dwarfiness will come out soon enough.
2. The parameters I opted for were pretty similar to what I've run previously, in large part because I have no idea what I'm doing. Most of the dwarves in my old fortress are wearing tatters. Clothing is something of a mystery to me. The deviations from the default settings are as follows: history is short (I started in the year 21 or something), natural savagery is very low, and mineral appearances are frequent. My particular start location is in a warm biome on the side of a mountain range and has access to flux, shallow metal (singular), deep metals (plural), and a river nearby which probably has some dumb name. I can't be bothered to figure everything out. This may seem like an easy setup, but note that I only have shallow metal (singular), which means I could end up with something that's no good to work with and spend a while bungling around.
There's some other interesting aspects too. I'm pretty close to the Dwarven home lands and a few other civilizations (I can't read the languages well enough to know if they're good or hostile), but I'm also four squares away from sinister and haunted portions of the map, meaning that some particularly nasty titan could spawn and wander in or I could find myself regularly dealing with the goblins that were absent in Roughnesspointed. All resulting fun will be documented, but in general it behooves me to have my shit in order early in the game or suffer mightily.
Speaking of which, my new outpost is named "Palacelands." Which is the least interesting name ever.
A quick tour:
I went with the defaults of everything, which means I ended up with all female animals, two dogs, two cats, a water buggalo, and a horse. I meant to type buffalo, but buggalo are funnier. Note that I do not yet have a yak. Woe be to all of you once I get a yak. None of my dwarves have social or combat skills, but one is a jeweler/craftsdwarf, one's a mason/mechanic, there's a wood cutter/all-purpose farmer, a butcher/clothesmaker who for some reason is also the only one to be able to clean fish, a carpenter/bowyer, a miner, and a fisherman. Oddly, my miner is the creative one in the bunch so I'll probably have him take on the mason's work. The butcher is the expedition leader. Whatever.
This is my start location. I got a lot of sand and phyllite and some gems. Sand means there's hope of some level of farming and glass making for me once I get the various workshops squared away, and the gem clusters mean I'll have things to cut. Stars are ore. From the look of it, I have zinc here. that's... all... okay that's not good if it's the only thing I have. Looks like to the west I have tetrahedrite, so I'll be making bronze stuff early on, I guess. Those "c"s in the lower center portion of the picture are chinchillas. As soon as I get a leather works, a butcher's shop, and some crossbows in order, I'm fucking their adorable little shit up.
I also have a waterfall in the lower part of my map that spans four z-levels. This is the first time I've so much as seen a waterfall in the game. Aces. I've read where you can set up floor grates at the base of a waterfall and use those to get dead fish instantly delivered with no upkeep, which means that I might be able to disable the fishing labor entirely.
I will be updating on a seasonal basis, but the first few are mostly tedious. I'll be setting up my entry hall, a trade depot, workshops, and carving out the beginnings of the fractal bedrooms while biding my time waiting for immigrant waves to show up and hoping they aren't mostly children. It doesn't really matter until the third wave anyway, at which time they stop being randomized and start relating to your relative opportunities available. I might also lay the groundwork for a well below the housing area. since I figured out how to do that.
1. I'm using a graphical version of the game. This helps me figure out what the fuck is going on and is equally helpful for you in this manner. The more easily you're able to understand the important aspects of what's happening, then the joy of the game's inherent dwarfiness will come out soon enough.
2. The parameters I opted for were pretty similar to what I've run previously, in large part because I have no idea what I'm doing. Most of the dwarves in my old fortress are wearing tatters. Clothing is something of a mystery to me. The deviations from the default settings are as follows: history is short (I started in the year 21 or something), natural savagery is very low, and mineral appearances are frequent. My particular start location is in a warm biome on the side of a mountain range and has access to flux, shallow metal (singular), deep metals (plural), and a river nearby which probably has some dumb name. I can't be bothered to figure everything out. This may seem like an easy setup, but note that I only have shallow metal (singular), which means I could end up with something that's no good to work with and spend a while bungling around.
There's some other interesting aspects too. I'm pretty close to the Dwarven home lands and a few other civilizations (I can't read the languages well enough to know if they're good or hostile), but I'm also four squares away from sinister and haunted portions of the map, meaning that some particularly nasty titan could spawn and wander in or I could find myself regularly dealing with the goblins that were absent in Roughnesspointed. All resulting fun will be documented, but in general it behooves me to have my shit in order early in the game or suffer mightily.
Speaking of which, my new outpost is named "Palacelands." Which is the least interesting name ever.
A quick tour:
I went with the defaults of everything, which means I ended up with all female animals, two dogs, two cats, a water buggalo, and a horse. I meant to type buffalo, but buggalo are funnier. Note that I do not yet have a yak. Woe be to all of you once I get a yak. None of my dwarves have social or combat skills, but one is a jeweler/craftsdwarf, one's a mason/mechanic, there's a wood cutter/all-purpose farmer, a butcher/clothesmaker who for some reason is also the only one to be able to clean fish, a carpenter/bowyer, a miner, and a fisherman. Oddly, my miner is the creative one in the bunch so I'll probably have him take on the mason's work. The butcher is the expedition leader. Whatever.
This is my start location. I got a lot of sand and phyllite and some gems. Sand means there's hope of some level of farming and glass making for me once I get the various workshops squared away, and the gem clusters mean I'll have things to cut. Stars are ore. From the look of it, I have zinc here. that's... all... okay that's not good if it's the only thing I have. Looks like to the west I have tetrahedrite, so I'll be making bronze stuff early on, I guess. Those "c"s in the lower center portion of the picture are chinchillas. As soon as I get a leather works, a butcher's shop, and some crossbows in order, I'm fucking their adorable little shit up.
I also have a waterfall in the lower part of my map that spans four z-levels. This is the first time I've so much as seen a waterfall in the game. Aces. I've read where you can set up floor grates at the base of a waterfall and use those to get dead fish instantly delivered with no upkeep, which means that I might be able to disable the fishing labor entirely.
I will be updating on a seasonal basis, but the first few are mostly tedious. I'll be setting up my entry hall, a trade depot, workshops, and carving out the beginnings of the fractal bedrooms while biding my time waiting for immigrant waves to show up and hoping they aren't mostly children. It doesn't really matter until the third wave anyway, at which time they stop being randomized and start relating to your relative opportunities available. I might also lay the groundwork for a well below the housing area. since I figured out how to do that.
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The creator of Dwarf Fortress supposedly lives in Silverdale, Washington.
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
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That makes a goddamned lot of sense considering the leopards were wandering in there after the fact. Well fuck. That might take some time to engineer. I see a tutorial online to start a power mister, but I don't know if I'll have time to install it or work out the kinks in the near future, so I think I'll just not play for a week until the quarter is over. The contaminated room is way down in a z level in the 50s and getting water and parts down there is going to be a pain in the ass.
Am I going to have to kill and then carefully dispose of those contaminated and if so then how the fuck? Or should I just put them in the misty room and hope.
Am I going to have to kill and then carefully dispose of those contaminated and if so then how the fuck? Or should I just put them in the misty room and hope.
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Why in the name of fuck would you even wanna use gamebooster .. all it does is make the games load faster,long story short - shit and gay.
P.S. Razer is full of shit.
P.S. Razer is full of shit.
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who the fuck buys vice city from steam
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After making this I realized I never got HL2 ep1&2, so now it's "All Games (127)." Fuck.
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the fuck is this shit?
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https://github.com/BlackThornDemon/titanium
superjer doesn't auto link https?
I've decided I'm going to bring energy condensers back. Fuck EE3, I'm bringing them back.
I'm tired of stacks of cobble and dirt.
(I'll try not to copy paste EE2 :P)
superjer doesn't auto link https?
I've decided I'm going to bring energy condensers back. Fuck EE3, I'm bringing them back.
I'm tired of stacks of cobble and dirt.
(I'll try not to copy paste EE2 :P)
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Update: I have abandoned "Ectogirders" but not before two extremely important things happened.
1. One of my fisherdwarves went nuts and made a cabinet out of capybara bones, engraved with images of giant snails [none of my dwarves have ever seen giant snails] and something dedicated to the founding of Ectogirders. All my relics from that play were dedicated to the founding of Ectogirders.
2. A goblin had a short day. It tried to get into my fort and was captured by a cage trap almost immediately. Being that I've barely played the game at all, I figured out how to disarm it, but not how to release it. It sat in the cage for a year, stewing in goblin juices. Then a dwarven caravan came along and I thought "fuck it, I'll trade the goblin to them and see what happens." The goblin didn't take kindly to this and escaped almost immediately. The issue was that the only way to leave the fort is through the trap hallway, and between the trap hallway and the stockpile, there was the meeting area, and most of my dwarves, who were transporting things. A few seconds later, I pause the game and examine the goblin who now has six lines worth of broken or gashed things. One of its thumbs has been knocked off and somehow a bolt has taken out all of the BACK TEETH in its upper jaw. Crumpling to the floor, it has its face chewed off by a stray dog who happened to be nearby, and this finally kills the goblin. For this feat, the stray dog is bestowed with the title of Diamondjaws. Most of the dog by this time was covered in goblin blood. It may have attacked because it was being covered in goblin blood.
Ectogirders, sadly, never filled with ghosts because everyone was murdered too quickly. Whoops.
New fortress is Roughnesspointed. A name to aspire to. Jack shit has happened and I've been playing for two full years now but there are two things worth mentioning:
1. The third wave of migrants had the arrival of a near legendary cook/mason, who has spent most of the past year carving and cooking masterpieces. Every five seconds, masterpieces. When one of my dwarves went secretive recently, the result was a hematite flute carved with the image of the legendary mason erecting a microcline door. That's how amazing he is.
2. In preparation for the goblin siege which sort of fucked me the last time, I built and designated a hospital to prepare for, I don't know, something. Around the time that was finished, the elven caravan arrived. Due to bugs or general fun, all of my dwarves immediately stopped being idle for about half an hour and upon investigation, I have discovered that they were robbing the caravan blind of every piece of cloth it had so that they could fill the medical coffers. The elves, being a stoic race, have yet to notice and I'm not about to alert them.
1. One of my fisherdwarves went nuts and made a cabinet out of capybara bones, engraved with images of giant snails [none of my dwarves have ever seen giant snails] and something dedicated to the founding of Ectogirders. All my relics from that play were dedicated to the founding of Ectogirders.
2. A goblin had a short day. It tried to get into my fort and was captured by a cage trap almost immediately. Being that I've barely played the game at all, I figured out how to disarm it, but not how to release it. It sat in the cage for a year, stewing in goblin juices. Then a dwarven caravan came along and I thought "fuck it, I'll trade the goblin to them and see what happens." The goblin didn't take kindly to this and escaped almost immediately. The issue was that the only way to leave the fort is through the trap hallway, and between the trap hallway and the stockpile, there was the meeting area, and most of my dwarves, who were transporting things. A few seconds later, I pause the game and examine the goblin who now has six lines worth of broken or gashed things. One of its thumbs has been knocked off and somehow a bolt has taken out all of the BACK TEETH in its upper jaw. Crumpling to the floor, it has its face chewed off by a stray dog who happened to be nearby, and this finally kills the goblin. For this feat, the stray dog is bestowed with the title of Diamondjaws. Most of the dog by this time was covered in goblin blood. It may have attacked because it was being covered in goblin blood.
Ectogirders, sadly, never filled with ghosts because everyone was murdered too quickly. Whoops.
New fortress is Roughnesspointed. A name to aspire to. Jack shit has happened and I've been playing for two full years now but there are two things worth mentioning:
1. The third wave of migrants had the arrival of a near legendary cook/mason, who has spent most of the past year carving and cooking masterpieces. Every five seconds, masterpieces. When one of my dwarves went secretive recently, the result was a hematite flute carved with the image of the legendary mason erecting a microcline door. That's how amazing he is.
2. In preparation for the goblin siege which sort of fucked me the last time, I built and designated a hospital to prepare for, I don't know, something. Around the time that was finished, the elven caravan arrived. Due to bugs or general fun, all of my dwarves immediately stopped being idle for about half an hour and upon investigation, I have discovered that they were robbing the caravan blind of every piece of cloth it had so that they could fill the medical coffers. The elves, being a stoic race, have yet to notice and I'm not about to alert them.
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MY SISTER VOTED FOR OBAMA WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM
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what in the name of FUCK happened?
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SRAW said:
the_cloud_system said:
makes me want to watch dbz again :c
ANIME IS GAY AS FUCK, I REMEMBER I KNEW SOME CHINESE FAGS WHO LIKED WATCHING ANIME, AND I LAUGHED AT THEIR FAILNESS
Most of the animes I've come across either had naked girls, or a metric fuckton of fights in them, so idk why you'd say it's gay... except for the fact that you're uncomfortable with your sexuality, and because society has deemed anime as being gay you're afraid to admit you like it/even watch it in the first place.
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the_cloud_system said:
makes me want to watch dbz again :c
ANIME IS GAY AS FUCK, I REMEMBER I KNEW SOME CHINESE FAGS WHO LIKED WATCHING ANIME, AND I LAUGHED AT THEIR FAILNESS
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Though us normal people find this weird and stupid as fuck, I'd imagine Havokk and his group probably find this arousing
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aaronjer said:
I don't get it.
It's a metaphor about the vulnerability inherent in both creating artistic content and in voicing a dissenting opinion about content. Because fuck sarcasm.
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SRAW said:
But MOBA is a LoL invented word, so I refuse to use it. Can't we just call them multiplayer rpg's?
No....
Fuck No.
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If an enemy is visible to your team you can see their info from any distance. And we can't just keep calling every DotA DotA. It needs an actual name, and moba is what got popular so what the fuck ever.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 1+1?
Stranger: .....teri maaa
You: FUCK OFF
You have disconnected.
You: 1+1?
Stranger: .....teri maaa
You: FUCK OFF
You have disconnected.
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Fuck, I forgot to submit this before I left for basic...
I would post the final version, but my comPuter is still in Colorado. Im gonna try to get it sent up here ASAP, and Ill post it then.
I would post the final version, but my comPuter is still in Colorado. Im gonna try to get it sent up here ASAP, and Ill post it then.
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I'm only taking 2 classes.
classes are expensive as fuck only if you come from out of the county.
classes are expensive as fuck only if you come from out of the county.
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the_cloud_system said:
SRAW said:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PAYING LOL FOVER DOTA 2?
Same reason I chose LoL over HoN/DotA to begin with. Haven't played LoL in ages though. Too many zombies to slay, too many baked-bean warriors who need to be taught the facts of life before they get too far off the beach.
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SRAW said:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PAYING LOL FOVER DOTA 2?
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING LOL OVER DOTA 2?
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why the fuck is every team i'm grouped up with have no balls?
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phoenix_r said:
So where the fuck is our cheese sandwich?!
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So where the fuck is my cheese sandwich?!
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Fuck you niggerfaggot, SJ's music is good, and that's that. In fact, imma head over to this place right now and jam the fuck out.
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SRAW said:
That stupid asian fuck is so annoying
SO DISGRACEABRUUUU!!
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That stupid asian fuck is so annoying
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How about you fuck off. If you don't like it, don't watch it.
Apator is the shittiest fucking sad excuse for music I've ever heard in my life.
Apator is the shittiest fucking sad excuse for music I've ever heard in my life.
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That stupid asian fuck is so annoying.
I'll go listen to some Apator now.
I'll go listen to some Apator now.
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Mate de Vita said:
What... the... fuck.
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Rellysauce said:
It's easy really, just pretend you don't care. Humans of today "pretend" to hate you to get in your head, dri you crazy, something like that. If this doesn't seem to work for you, listen up kid. Nothing lasts forever, maybe she's outgrown you, or used you. If you can't seem to take it, try to get her to speak to you, and if you have that chance, ask her what you've done wrong. If it's a dude, you might as well say fuck it. If a dude hates you, he hates you so don't go running after him for so long. But in many cases, it's just that your friendship was splitting over time and in the end, he just finally outgrown you. 
It's over for you bro
It's over for you bro ------------------------------------------------------------------ The answerer of all questions. The pro at games. Extremely intelligent. it's! oooo cheese!
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It's easy really, just pretend you don't care. Humans of today "pretend" to hate you to get in your head, dri you crazy, something like that. If this doesn't seem to work for you, listen up kid. Nothing lasts forever, maybe she's outgrown you, or used you. If you can't seem to take it, try to get her to speak to you, and if you have that chance, ask her what you've done wrong. If it's a dude, you might as well say fuck it. If a dude hates you, he hates you so don't go running after him for so long. But in many cases, it's just that your friendship was splitting over time and in the end, he just finally outgrown you. It's over for you bro
It's over for you bro
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Anyone seen this movie?
I just watched it on Netflix instant, and really all I'm left to say is "Holy fuck...".
I was expecting it to be a really shitty low budget movie that I would turn off half way through, but it ended up being pretty damn good, imo. I don't wanna say anything to spoil it, but I will say it's a good movie to watch late at night, and by yourself
If you have Netflix instant, here's the link: The Wild Hunt
I just watched it on Netflix instant, and really all I'm left to say is "Holy fuck...".
I was expecting it to be a really shitty low budget movie that I would turn off half way through, but it ended up being pretty damn good, imo. I don't wanna say anything to spoil it, but I will say it's a good movie to watch late at night, and by yourself
If you have Netflix instant, here's the link: The Wild Hunt
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FUCK.
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fedex _ said:
What.........The..........Fuck
Was That.
Was That.
Fucking epic, is what that was.
Edit: I'm like 95% sure that this was already posted here before, but I'm too lazy to check.
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What.........The..........Fuck
Was That.
Was That.
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Rockbomb said:
Outcast said:
Fuck Skyrim and fuck all these "fus roh arrow to knee" bullshit.
Someone's mommy didn't get them Skyrim for Christmas :/
It ain't that,it's just why do people say this shit over and over again .. it stops being funny after some time.
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Outcast said:
Fuck Skyrim and fuck all these "fus roh arrow to knee" bullshit.
Someone's mommy didn't get them Skyrim for Christmas :/
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Fuck Skyrim and fuck all these "fus roh arrow to knee" bullshit.
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I don't remember most of this dream, but I remember enough of it to mention a detail or two.
So, I dreamed that I woke up in the middle of the night because there was a helichopter buzzing around my neighborhood and then above my house. It started peering in my windows and the rest of the windows on the upper level and I could see it clearly even though the shades were drawn (it had a really bright light or something) and there were about six SWAT guys in it.
I went to the top of the stairs and found out that all the lights were on down there and the SWAT fellows were wandering around, not being stealthy or anything. They said that they were following someone and that there was a trail of blood that seemed to end on my back porch and go inside and that's why they were looking around.
At the time, I was less concerned with the fact that someone could be in my house and bleeding as much as the risk that the SWAT guys might discover my hidden cache of ghost drugs. You see, earlier in the dream, for whatever reason, I had been talking to a drug dealer who for equally unknown reasons decided that he was going to unload his stash of drugs on me as they were supposedly defective. It was a variety of random hallucinogens, stimulants, and depressants, I seem to remember cocaine figuring prominently in the mix. It may have mostly been cocaine. So after accepting these drugs I took them home to inspect what was there, figuring I could probably sell them to some poor fool and while looking through the cocaine pouch a ghostly light went off and I was transferred to the spirit world. (DISCLAIMER: I DON'T USE OR DEAL ILLEGAL DRUGS, ESPECIALLY NOT ONES WITH GHOSTS/DEMONS IN THEM)
I'm sure you're curious what the spirit world looks like! From what I saw, it looks like the lower level/basement of a house that was built in the 70s/80s with the textured sparkly ceiling and the run down carpeting and all that, except there was no furniture, it went on forever in all directions, and the only source of light were windows that were about three-quarters of the way up into the wall. The spirit world is also inhabited. The most prominent resident I remember talking to was a man who looked like a taller, spindlier version of early 90s Vanilla Ice, except instead of being so coifed his hair was messy and patchy and he looked like he was wearing Beetlejuice make-up. I didn't really get a good vibe from him, but I didn't think that he was out to cause any harm to me personally (this was the extent of my assessment) and it was more of a very clear and distinct sense that he and I were from different planes of existence and were going to regard earthly matters from very different perspectives.
As soon as I snapped back to the material realm, my first thought was "holy shit, I bet these ghost drugs are worth a ton on the black market! Alls I need to do is find a buyer!" So I hid them somewhere in my room and was waiting it out until I could explore the market the next day. Except that night happened and so did the SWAT team and the mysterious bleeding person.
Because by this point in the dream I was having all kinds of great ideas, it seemed perfectly sensible to go rummaging through my room looking for the polterdrugs while the SWAT team was downstairs and could conceivably move their search upstairs at any moment. Except that I couldn't find the drugs anywhere. I went through my room and my closet for SEVERAL MINUTES and the only things I could find were bits of sawdust and adapter cables to make newer monitors function with older video cards. After that, I thought "well, fuck it, if I can't find them, there's no way in hell the SWAT team will be able to find them. I must have put them somewhere else!" And then I went out into the hall and the dream ended shortly thereafter.
At no point in time did it occur to me that the bleeding person that SWAT team was chasing probably stole my ghost drugs.
And this was all after I went off NyQuil.
So, I dreamed that I woke up in the middle of the night because there was a helichopter buzzing around my neighborhood and then above my house. It started peering in my windows and the rest of the windows on the upper level and I could see it clearly even though the shades were drawn (it had a really bright light or something) and there were about six SWAT guys in it.
I went to the top of the stairs and found out that all the lights were on down there and the SWAT fellows were wandering around, not being stealthy or anything. They said that they were following someone and that there was a trail of blood that seemed to end on my back porch and go inside and that's why they were looking around.
At the time, I was less concerned with the fact that someone could be in my house and bleeding as much as the risk that the SWAT guys might discover my hidden cache of ghost drugs. You see, earlier in the dream, for whatever reason, I had been talking to a drug dealer who for equally unknown reasons decided that he was going to unload his stash of drugs on me as they were supposedly defective. It was a variety of random hallucinogens, stimulants, and depressants, I seem to remember cocaine figuring prominently in the mix. It may have mostly been cocaine. So after accepting these drugs I took them home to inspect what was there, figuring I could probably sell them to some poor fool and while looking through the cocaine pouch a ghostly light went off and I was transferred to the spirit world. (DISCLAIMER: I DON'T USE OR DEAL ILLEGAL DRUGS, ESPECIALLY NOT ONES WITH GHOSTS/DEMONS IN THEM)
I'm sure you're curious what the spirit world looks like! From what I saw, it looks like the lower level/basement of a house that was built in the 70s/80s with the textured sparkly ceiling and the run down carpeting and all that, except there was no furniture, it went on forever in all directions, and the only source of light were windows that were about three-quarters of the way up into the wall. The spirit world is also inhabited. The most prominent resident I remember talking to was a man who looked like a taller, spindlier version of early 90s Vanilla Ice, except instead of being so coifed his hair was messy and patchy and he looked like he was wearing Beetlejuice make-up. I didn't really get a good vibe from him, but I didn't think that he was out to cause any harm to me personally (this was the extent of my assessment) and it was more of a very clear and distinct sense that he and I were from different planes of existence and were going to regard earthly matters from very different perspectives.
As soon as I snapped back to the material realm, my first thought was "holy shit, I bet these ghost drugs are worth a ton on the black market! Alls I need to do is find a buyer!" So I hid them somewhere in my room and was waiting it out until I could explore the market the next day. Except that night happened and so did the SWAT team and the mysterious bleeding person.
Because by this point in the dream I was having all kinds of great ideas, it seemed perfectly sensible to go rummaging through my room looking for the polterdrugs while the SWAT team was downstairs and could conceivably move their search upstairs at any moment. Except that I couldn't find the drugs anywhere. I went through my room and my closet for SEVERAL MINUTES and the only things I could find were bits of sawdust and adapter cables to make newer monitors function with older video cards. After that, I thought "well, fuck it, if I can't find them, there's no way in hell the SWAT team will be able to find them. I must have put them somewhere else!" And then I went out into the hall and the dream ended shortly thereafter.
At no point in time did it occur to me that the bleeding person that SWAT team was chasing probably stole my ghost drugs.
And this was all after I went off NyQuil.
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Sometimes, I want to play the original NES Dragon Warrior games, but then they're all "To go down or up STAIRS, use the STAIRS command" and I'm like "fuck that." I think there may have been remakes that got around that though. I would play those.
Aaronjer would say you should play Dragon Warrior IV. I wouldn't say that. I'm busy.
Aaronjer would say you should play Dragon Warrior IV. I wouldn't say that. I'm busy.
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Rockbomb said:
you should make a GUI at some point
Fuck off! You should make a GUI. I'd be impressed if you could write one that was worth the complexity! :p
Apart from anything else the current method makes it considerably easier to rerun the program with different parameters and is in fact scriptable.
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NatureJay said:
the_cloud_system said:
Holy fuck how i have changed.
I'll say! Not one of those words was misspelled!
Our lil cloudy's becoming a man!
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NatureJay said:
Wow, what the hell? Only 4 states are opposed to it? The fuck is this country coming to?
Just the other night I was watching the republican debate, and Ron Paul got boo'd at by the crowd when he suggested that we should follow the golden rule... treat other countries how we expect to be treated. Then they turn around and cheer when the other candidates say that we should continue in our wars with all these other countries.
Is this really what our country has come to?
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the_cloud_system said:
Holy fuck how i have changed.
I'll say! Not one of those words was misspelled!
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the_cloud_system said:
NatureJay said:
...policy...spouting...requisite appendages...memorable...imbuing...judicious
...rhetorical...appropriate fear of me.
...rhetorical...appropriate fear of me.
big words
all you could of sead is
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i post less cause i act as if my shit dont stink
Holy fuck how i have changed.
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molkman said:
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Portishead
I still have their Third album lying around here on vinyl, but haven't given it a listen yet. :/
I love Dummy though, so I should probably try the other ones too.
I loooove the first track off Third, but some of the tracks I felt were a little repetitive. I don't know. I will still be excited whenever the fuck they release a new album.
And now I'm having some new thoughts! Pertaining to things I've been meaning to share with Nez and atojohns and subadar for some time I guess but then I keep forgetting and maybe we don't actually have all that much in common musically?
ANDREW BIRD (two of these are ACTUAL MUSIC VIDEOS)
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sprinkles said:
aaronjer said:
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE
Wanna have a sleep over?
Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, FUCK yes.
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I figured out what the problem is... it's the headset.
I paired with my PS3 controller no problem (wirless ps3 controller spoofed as a 360 controller on pc ftw?), but it still won't connect with the headset, so.... fuck the headset I guess.
I paired with my PS3 controller no problem (wirless ps3 controller spoofed as a 360 controller on pc ftw?), but it still won't connect with the headset, so.... fuck the headset I guess.
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Down Rodeo said:
I completely disagree with you on the minimum wage front. I think it is ridiculous to say that businesses should not pay people to some standard - which might not even be enough to live on. Like McDonald's, for instance, you really think that they get worried about how they're going to pay minimum wage? These laws are designed to target big companies that would otherwise extract even more profit from their workers.
I, as well as many others, would be more than happy to flip burgers at McDonalds for $4 an hour. Is that enough to pay the bills? Nope. But it's a hell of a lot better than being jobless, and will at least put some money in your pocket to buy some food and clothes with.
I do see where you're coming from though, and do partially agree with you. So, maybe they should change the minimum wage law to something along the lines of... if your company nets more than 10 million dollars a year, you need to follow a minimum wage. But even then, the minimum wage needs to be lowered from where it is now. The current minimum wage is $7.25/hr, and I know for a fact that you can live on much less than that... in fact, now that I think about it, I retract my previous statement about being able to pay the bills on $4 an hour. If you work 8 hours a day, that would be $32 a day that you make, and with 30ish days in a month, that'd put you at around $1000 a month. With $1000 you could rent a shitty apartment and enough food to live on... it won't be a luxury life for sure, but it sure as hell beats being homeless and without a job.
The current estimate on the number of homeless people in the US is 3.5 million, and there's estimated to be another 1.5 million more in the next 2 years.
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I stand by my old white guy statement. Look at that:
That is not cool. The black guy's gone because frankly he knows nothing and then you have one woman who... well, you're probably better placed to say if she'd win than I am. I can't see it though.
That is not cool. The black guy's gone because frankly he knows nothing and then you have one woman who... well, you're probably better placed to say if she'd win than I am. I can't see it though.
Well, idk what to say to you about that, other than I think it's pretty stupid to base your decision on race and age. We already voted Obama into office cuz he was a young black guy who seemed cool, and look where that got us.
You are right though, that the black guy (Herman Cain) won't win, because he's an idiot... and because he has officially withdrawn as a candidate. The woman (Michelle Bachman), also won't win, because she's an idiot. Rick Perry won't win, because... well, just watch his ad:
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Mitt Romney, despite being kind of a doucher, I think has a shot at winning.
Rick Santorum isn't going to win, because if you ask most people what they think about them, they will say "Who the fuck is Rick Santorum?"
Newt Gingrich, despite being the absolutely worst candidate that's running, has been leading a lot of polls, and scarily has a pretty good chance of winning. But, if he does win, he has a very low chance of surviving... there's a lot of people that have a pretty significant hatred for him.
That's just my views, of course, but I think they're pretty spot on.
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You say the big bang is an assumption... it isn't. When you look at the universe, everything is moving away from everything else. Everything is expanding. So if you wind that backwards, you arrive at the idea that everything was once completely compressed and expanded from there. There's a competing "steady state" theory, now known as "quasi-steady state", but it has been discredited repeatedly. Rather than its predictions being verified, the theory has had to be modified to accommodate observation. Also note that the theory says nothing of what happened *before* the BB. In fact, the theory claims there is no before; there is merely some t = 0 at which point things kick off; likewise there is no "outside", this was not an explosion in space but an explosion of space. Hope that helps!
How do we know that everything is expanding? Not saying you're wrong, I just don't know how we could know that.
I can somewhat believe the whole expanding part of the theory, but the part that says that everything 'just started' I think is ridiculous. When someone can prove that something can be created out of nothing, then I'll believe it.
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Down Rodeo said:
Rockbomb, I think you covered most things. When I said "they're there for a reason" I meant "presumably" but the alcohol demons STOLE MY WORDS. I feel it's a tad disingenuous to say that Obama's plan failed while Bush's plan would have executed flawlessly, but even then McCain might have chosen some other course of action.
Oh, I didn't mean to imply that Bush's plan would have worked flawlessly. His plan was bullshit from the beginning, and it should have never been executed to begin with. He used the attacks that took place on 9/11 as an excuse to start this "war against terror", which might sound good on the surface, but really it was just used as a reason for us to be attacking all these other countries. And look where we are now... the two main targets we were going after, Saddam Hussein and Obama Bin Laden, are both dead, yet we continue attacking...
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I'm interested to know what ridiculous restrictions on businesses you're talking about. I'm sure you'll have many but I am an ignorant foreigner!
I guess you could be advising that America adopt similar working legislation as China and India, such that the US can become as competitive as they are in the global market, but that would be weird.Well, to start... we have a minimum wage that keeps getting raised higher and higher. In fact, I believe they just raised it again last week. Businesses can't afford to pay all of their employees at the minimum wage, so they send the work to other countries who will work for much, much less. To add to that, it seems that most people in the US always come up with the same excuse of "Well, Americans wouldn't work for that little of money anyway.", but... I guarantee if you ask anyone that's been searching for a job, they'd be HAPPY to work for even 20% of what the current minimum wage is. So I think that lifting the minimum wage would be a great place to start.
On top of that, there are all kinds of fees that (most) businesses have to pay here, that they don't have to pay if they send the work to other countries. I don't know any numbers off the top of my head, but I'll do some Googling and see if I can come up with some for you.
Also, to start up a new business in the US can take several years to get everything done. Then, once you finally get it started up, you've got to meet all sorts of different inspection standards and whatnot, or you'll get shut down and have to start the process over.
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See, one of the problems I have with Ron Paul is that he's just another old white rich guy. I mean, really? If the Republicans chose their candidate as, say, Condoleeza Rice, or had done four years ago, I think there would have been a very different outcome. But I'm cynical (and the word was that she didn't want to do it, but that'll be right, y'know, "I don't *want* to be president").
What's wrong with being old, white, and rich?
White we can cross off the list completely, unless you're racist, in which case... go fuck yourself
Old... I don't see anything wrong with being old. In fact, I see that as a good thing. He's been around for quite a while, and has had more time to learn.
Being rich... well, I don't really see how that's a bad OR a good thing. Also, he wasn't born into a rich family or anything... any money that he has now, he earned on his own. Before he got into politics, he was an obstetrician gynecologist... he worked his way through med school (actually, iirc his wife payed for him to get through school... I'll have to double check on that one), and when he got out he worked for a living.
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Last point here. I think it is one hell of a supposition to look at our universe and assume that there's something "more" out there. Truthfully, I still don't know what you mean by that. For the whole of history the approach of experiment-theory-better experiment-better theory has been a success. Why should it change now, at our point in history? Why should that change at all? I mean, think of people just before the renaissance, and try telling them that one day people just like them will walk on the moon. They'd not believe you. Actually that's not even slightly relevant. Try telling them that eventually man will alter crops to have the features he desires; to change them to resist disease, to produce more food, to be able to grow in more climates... they'd say that was the realm of god or something similar. They'd say it was beyond our current knowledge, and quite possibly beyond us forever.
Yeah, you're absolutely right... it IS one hell of an assumption. But, wouldn't you say the same thing about religion, as well as theories like the big bang? Well, I guess stuff like the big bang isn't as far of a stretch, as we do have a lot of discoveries that support it. But, even in that case, the big bang theory only covers how we came to be in our current state of being, not how the existence of everything came into being. So, even if we we're to find solid proof that would make the big bang factual, we'd still be left of the question of "How did that matter get there in the first place?". Which is why I think there's something more.
You do leave a good point, however... hell, it wasn't that long ago that we thought we could sail off the edge of the earth. So, maybe the answer is within reach, but I think at the very least it'll be a long reach, and it's going to be quite some time before we're able to grasp it.
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I suppose I ought to stop ranting at you; you are, of course, entitled to your own beliefs, and I shouldn't give a toss 
By all means, please DON'T stop. I love having conversations like this
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Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
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Those were just two entertaining lines. He's really not all that into hammering pork up into bitches. Just his wife, and only when appropriate. Elves are significantly less sexual than humans, so being halvsies makes him unlikely to fuck his way up and down the story.
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I'm discovering as I write more and more for TEH DEAD KINGS that I end up writing quests and scenarios that appear like they're going to tell a moral. Then the moral generally gets screwed up halfway through and turns out to just be "Don't fuck with the Dead Kings." At least, that's what happens when you're evil.
This revelation pleases me.
This revelation pleases me.
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This isn't anything I've discovered recently. I discovered them two years ago I think. I guess that would be more recent if I had lived longer before then. It's all fucking relative.
Anyway, I want to make an important point about Portishead. Beth Gibbons can sing the fuck out of a song and then sing the fuck back into it. She can also go from sweet and almost wounded to "definitely going to flay you given the opportunity".
EXAMPLES!
Sweet (obvious)
Also sweet
Probably is planning your demise
I don't know. It's impressive.
Anyway, I want to make an important point about Portishead. Beth Gibbons can sing the fuck out of a song and then sing the fuck back into it. She can also go from sweet and almost wounded to "definitely going to flay you given the opportunity".
EXAMPLES!
Sweet (obvious)
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Also sweet
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Probably is planning your demise
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I don't know. It's impressive.
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I got picked for the dota 2 beta, but I didn't complete the survey in time FUCK
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nyrigner said:
I just did some IQ test, but this is amazing. lol
Well it doesn't take someone with a high IQ to realize I'm amazing... in fact, I think it's fairly obvious that I am.
Edit: Also... how the fuck did you manage to get the same post color as me, AND randomly choose MY thread to post in?
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phoenix_r said:
I just noticed that picture is solid snake plus georgio...fuck, daily the love pile grows, cloudy...
Wait you just now noticed that?
Rockbomb said:
I'm like 2/3 of the way through bleach right now... I need to finish it.
Bleach is pretty all right for a shounen, but it has a lot of the usual shounen pitfalls like "good guys never die", "hero is so fucking determined he's going to tell you about how fucking determined he is all the time", and "nakama are ultimately useless". Also the anime-only arcs have been pretty uninspired for the most part, but hey, at least none of them have yet been as bad as the Bount arc because holy crap that was awful (and hey, the mod soul pals from that thing are still around and continued to never interact with anyone in a meaningful way, which is getting it at least mostly right).
On the plus side, fucking characters and shit. And interesting powers that work in such a way that few universal advantages can be maintained.
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YOU WANA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I DO?
I FUCKING RIP CATICUS OFF ITS ROOTED ASS
THROW THAT SHIT DOWN ON THE GROUND ON MY 100% RARE BREED DINGO
SURF HIS ASS ON THE DUNES
FUCKING POP A 50/50 RAIL GRIND
WITH MY FUCKING EYES CLOSED!
LAND IN A PIT FULL OF QUICK SAND
DO I GIVE A SHIT?
NO!
BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE FUCKING DESERT
vid related, its me and my desert
I FUCKING RIP CATICUS OFF ITS ROOTED ASS
THROW THAT SHIT DOWN ON THE GROUND ON MY 100% RARE BREED DINGO
SURF HIS ASS ON THE DUNES
FUCKING POP A 50/50 RAIL GRIND
WITH MY FUCKING EYES CLOSED!
LAND IN A PIT FULL OF QUICK SAND
DO I GIVE A SHIT?
NO!
BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE FUCKING DESERT
vid related, its me and my desert
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I just noticed that picture is solid snake plus georgio...fuck, daily the love pile grows, cloudy...
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@buq: It's true. Blood+ is one of those things I hate. If it was just it's own show that wasn't pretending to be related to Blood: The Last Vampire I would have thought it was alright. BUT WHAT THE FUCK?! EVERYTHING IS WRONG! It was SO FUCKING COOL in the OVA. Why did the cool characters get replaced with whining pussies?!
Also... Hellsing OVA... it was all going along just fine and then BAM! People refer to vampires as draculas and draculinas. Totally unwatchable.
@Enjay: And Lucky Star is the "Azumanga Daioh/Pani Poni Dash but slower" show. It was only barely entertaining.
@ZJams: I used to like Akira, but then I read the manga. Now I like the manga and am like WHAT MOVIE.
Bastard! is one of those... gloriously terrible animes. It's so fucking retarded it is amazing. Totally worth a watch, but SO DUMB.
Berserk is really cool up until they pass the story on to a punk-ass 12 your old kid that thinks it would be funny to abruptly end the story with "AND THE THE WORLD EXPLODED." It's seriously amazing up until that point. Just... expect to be totally fucking let down by the last few episodes. "LETS HAVE A WHOLE SERIES OF BUILD-UP SO THAT WE CAN IGNORE MAKING A CONCLUSION AND INSTEAD TOTALLY SHIFT GEARS AND HAVE EVERYONE GET EATEN BY DEMONS FOR NO REASON! DEEERRRRPPP."
Urotsukidoji? Really? Why? I mean, if you get beyond the fact that it is super high budget porn, it's really stupid.
I really wish Puni Puni Poemi was an actual show and not just a really short joke...
Oh... and something that should be mentioned about Excel Saga. Nabeshin is not in the manga. Nabeshin is the director of the anime. He ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT, YES, ALL THE TIME, and he stuffed himself as a character into the show like a complete asshole. It's awesome.
And @RB: That's... a lot of shows with Shinigami in them. Apparently you've mostly been watching anime post-bleach where that is the new cliche EVERYONE MUST USE. Not really a complaint, just noticing.
Also... Hellsing OVA... it was all going along just fine and then BAM! People refer to vampires as draculas and draculinas. Totally unwatchable.
@Enjay: And Lucky Star is the "Azumanga Daioh/Pani Poni Dash but slower" show. It was only barely entertaining.
@ZJams: I used to like Akira, but then I read the manga. Now I like the manga and am like WHAT MOVIE.
Bastard! is one of those... gloriously terrible animes. It's so fucking retarded it is amazing. Totally worth a watch, but SO DUMB.
Berserk is really cool up until they pass the story on to a punk-ass 12 your old kid that thinks it would be funny to abruptly end the story with "AND THE THE WORLD EXPLODED." It's seriously amazing up until that point. Just... expect to be totally fucking let down by the last few episodes. "LETS HAVE A WHOLE SERIES OF BUILD-UP SO THAT WE CAN IGNORE MAKING A CONCLUSION AND INSTEAD TOTALLY SHIFT GEARS AND HAVE EVERYONE GET EATEN BY DEMONS FOR NO REASON! DEEERRRRPPP."
Urotsukidoji? Really? Why? I mean, if you get beyond the fact that it is super high budget porn, it's really stupid.
I really wish Puni Puni Poemi was an actual show and not just a really short joke...
Oh... and something that should be mentioned about Excel Saga. Nabeshin is not in the manga. Nabeshin is the director of the anime. He ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT, YES, ALL THE TIME, and he stuffed himself as a character into the show like a complete asshole. It's awesome.
And @RB: That's... a lot of shows with Shinigami in them. Apparently you've mostly been watching anime post-bleach where that is the new cliche EVERYONE MUST USE. Not really a complaint, just noticing.
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the_cloud_system said:
fuck, i would kill people for money.
You would kill people for half a tennis ball!
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fuck, i would kill people for money.
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sprinkles said:
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And in Sprinkles case, he will go back home and do whatever the fuck he wants, and get paid for it
Guy I will be deployed within 3-6 months of getting back home.
And in that 3-6 months, you'll be able to do whatever the fuck you want.
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Rockbomb said:
And in Sprinkles case, he will go back home and do whatever the fuck he wants, and get paid for it
Guy I will be deployed within 3-6 months of getting back home.
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molkman said:
I don't think all that money would make up for getting shouted at in the face and basically turning into a primate. 
That pretty much only happens during basic training, and maybe during AIT depending on who your superiors are. Once you get assigned to a job, it's just like having a citizen job (unless you get shipped out to war). And in Sprinkles case, he will go back home and do whatever the fuck he wants, and get paid for it
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2 part here.
i was on a school trip with my rotc group to a museum and some kids wanted to come with us to see if they really wanted to join or not. my friend brought his girl friend and she was taking things and breaking glass so our instructor told me to take her to the bus and calm her down. we got on the bus and i told her to sit down and stay here, before i could finish the sentence she spit in my face and i pulled a gun and put it to her chest. she hit the deck and i put the pistol to her head, she screamed and i shot her back and she bleed out. then the whole bus was full of my rotc group and my intructor told me to calm the fuck down and shot me.
lol wut?
next dream was like human centipede at school.
i got all the fat chicks ._.
i woke up from that shit right away.
i was on a school trip with my rotc group to a museum and some kids wanted to come with us to see if they really wanted to join or not. my friend brought his girl friend and she was taking things and breaking glass so our instructor told me to take her to the bus and calm her down. we got on the bus and i told her to sit down and stay here, before i could finish the sentence she spit in my face and i pulled a gun and put it to her chest. she hit the deck and i put the pistol to her head, she screamed and i shot her back and she bleed out. then the whole bus was full of my rotc group and my intructor told me to calm the fuck down and shot me.
lol wut?
next dream was like human centipede at school.
i got all the fat chicks ._.
i woke up from that shit right away.
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I'm so fucking tired of hearing about 9/11. I can't even watch tv or browse the web without hearing a hundred different people screaming "9/11 WE WILL NEVER FORGET" in my ear.
It's been ten god-damned years since it's happened, let's forget about it already. People get more excited about 9/11 than they do about Christmas... it sickens me.
What bothers me the most, is the little slogan that everyone is going around saying... "we will never forget". The entire point of the attacks that happened that day was that the terrorists wanted to send a message. The number one thing that the terrorists could ever achieve with an attack like that, is that we would never forget it.
And then everyone and their grandma goes around all day talking about how sorry they feel for the people that were killed in the twin towers. What about the people that were in the pentagon? Nobody gives a shit about them? What about the people that were in the plane that crashed into a field? They weren't in the world trade center, so they're not important enough to be remembered too?
I wish everyone would grow the fuck up and stop blindly following the media. And don't get me wrong... I'm not at all saying that we should forget about the people that died that day, especially if you knew them or were in some way connected to them. But those people should be remembered every day, not just today, and people should stop making such a huge deal out of an event like this... get over it and get off the media's dick.
Not to mention that there were only about 3,000 people that died that day. And I know you're saying "Wtf, ONLY 3,000? That's a lot!", but look at it this way: 107 thousand Iraqi civilians have been killed during the current war in Iraq.... Let me repeat that in case you didn't read it clearly the first time... One hundred and seven THOUSAND Iraqi CIVILIANS have been MURDERED during the current war in Iraq. Do we have a day where anyone remembers those people? No. Do we have even an hour during one day that's dedicated to the memory of them? Nope. It seems like nobody gives half of a flying fuck about the people that our own military unrightfully murders, but when the tables are turned, everyone looses their fucking mind. Hell, I bet in 10 years from now, nobody will even remember the earthquake and tsunami that killed 30,000 people in Japan this year.
Sorry for the huge wall of text and the rant contained therein, but it's just been really bugging me and I had to let it out somewhere xD
It's been ten god-damned years since it's happened, let's forget about it already. People get more excited about 9/11 than they do about Christmas... it sickens me.
What bothers me the most, is the little slogan that everyone is going around saying... "we will never forget". The entire point of the attacks that happened that day was that the terrorists wanted to send a message. The number one thing that the terrorists could ever achieve with an attack like that, is that we would never forget it.
And then everyone and their grandma goes around all day talking about how sorry they feel for the people that were killed in the twin towers. What about the people that were in the pentagon? Nobody gives a shit about them? What about the people that were in the plane that crashed into a field? They weren't in the world trade center, so they're not important enough to be remembered too?
I wish everyone would grow the fuck up and stop blindly following the media. And don't get me wrong... I'm not at all saying that we should forget about the people that died that day, especially if you knew them or were in some way connected to them. But those people should be remembered every day, not just today, and people should stop making such a huge deal out of an event like this... get over it and get off the media's dick.
Not to mention that there were only about 3,000 people that died that day. And I know you're saying "Wtf, ONLY 3,000? That's a lot!", but look at it this way: 107 thousand Iraqi civilians have been killed during the current war in Iraq.... Let me repeat that in case you didn't read it clearly the first time... One hundred and seven THOUSAND Iraqi CIVILIANS have been MURDERED during the current war in Iraq. Do we have a day where anyone remembers those people? No. Do we have even an hour during one day that's dedicated to the memory of them? Nope. It seems like nobody gives half of a flying fuck about the people that our own military unrightfully murders, but when the tables are turned, everyone looses their fucking mind. Hell, I bet in 10 years from now, nobody will even remember the earthquake and tsunami that killed 30,000 people in Japan this year.
Sorry for the huge wall of text and the rant contained therein, but it's just been really bugging me and I had to let it out somewhere xD
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Not really. It's not finished, this was a test to see if I had fucked it up already. Its still pretty much all brushes + spawns and light. I haven't done anything with the vertex tool to fuck it up. Man I'm so frustrated, I'm completely remade this map like 3 times, and I was hoping I could one day get it to work but my dreams seem to be folly.
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oh fuck i remember this game... it came on a cd with pc gamer mag.
fucking sucked.
fucking sucked.
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Ah and i always wondered what the fuck is that
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testing.
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ok now that this test period is complete i bring you...
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/hndllphbhpadfpoikpaofkkkpkpnmjik
ill be using it and i will look weird.
but i don't give a fuck.
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ok now that this test period is complete i bring you...
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/hndllphbhpadfpoikpaofkkkpkpnmjik
ill be using it and i will look weird.
but i don't give a fuck.
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I cant see it too. Yes, i have sky and everyone playing in cs 1.6 .
P.S. Sraw,
Go fuck yourself.
P.S. Sraw,
Go fuck yourself.
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Sick vid
Harmless Seattle-grown Indie Rock. Also one of the best band names ever, right next to 'John Cougar Concentration Camp' and 'Fuck, I'm Dead.'
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I should add, if you're not having a great time playing DF without tutorials and just trying to figure out what the fuck you shouldn't be playing it. Figuring it out is the game. Once you understand it you've effectively won and there isn't much to do.
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so it didn't work, and I reinstalled steam
Now it connects fast , but when I press anywhere it just hangs
valve
FUCKING MONEY MAKING MACHINE IMMA GOING TO PLAY DOTA FUCK U STEAM
Now it connects fast , but when I press anywhere it just hangs
valve
FUCKING MONEY MAKING MACHINE IMMA GOING TO PLAY DOTA FUCK U STEAM
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That's way the fuck out there.
We're planning on going to LittlePendejo Bandera Mountain. It's close-ish and supposed to be a good seven-mile roundtrip and not super steep or anything. Considering that we didn't get to Pilchuck until 2:15 or so the idea of us all getting together to go to Winthrop in time to do anything relevant seems insane.
We're planning on going to Little
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Yeah, that conforms to the masking. 255 = this segment must be exactly the same as teh host. 0 = fuck it, do it live.
So you have internet connectivity again but cannot connect to your router to configure hot-sweet port forwarding?
Kinda janky but perhaps try going back to DHCP and try to connect again. If that works you might be able to do the router-side configuration and then go back to the static IP. Also there may be something in your routybits saying DHCP clients only but I find that unlikely.
If you don't mind, what are you trying to accomplish with port forwarding here?
Going back to the original post, I don't know of any way for your ISP to know that one of your computers on the other side of the router from them has a static or dynamic IP. All that they see is the router, I'd assume. Well, that and all of your traffic...
So you have internet connectivity again but cannot connect to your router to configure hot-sweet port forwarding?
Kinda janky but perhaps try going back to DHCP and try to connect again. If that works you might be able to do the router-side configuration and then go back to the static IP. Also there may be something in your routybits saying DHCP clients only but I find that unlikely.
If you don't mind, what are you trying to accomplish with port forwarding here?
Going back to the original post, I don't know of any way for your ISP to know that one of your computers on the other side of the router from them has a static or dynamic IP. All that they see is the router, I'd assume. Well, that and all of your traffic...
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Being a TF fan I find TF2 a rude and offensive intrusion into the TF gaming pool. I might have liked it if they just called it something appropriate and didn't COMPLETELY fuck up the player pool for other TF games. All other TF games became unplayable to average players because of TF2. I hate it with a fiery passion.
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Aw gay...
I went to download it, then realized it's on steam.
Fuck steam
I went to download it, then realized it's on steam.
Fuck steam
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The corpse of semantic markup is rolling over in its metaphorical grave, Supes...fuck it, tables it is. I suppose I should probably lighten up, it's the 90's after all...
EDIT: Forgot to say thanks! Maybe when you die, you can be the corpse of semantic markup!
EDIT: Forgot to say thanks! Maybe when you die, you can be the corpse of semantic markup!
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superjer said:
I just played DN3D for a few levels and it's better than DNF in soooo many ways:
- The guns feel more powerful. They are LOUD and shit dies when you shoot it.
- There are secrets everywhere.
- Aliens react to getting shot. They get stunned and animate differently and they scream. Yay!
- You can kick and shoot an alien AT THE SAME TIME.
- It's not boring as fuck. The pacing is fast and intense. You have health!
- The levels are non-linear. You can explore.
- You can blow up dead bodies.
- The guns feel more powerful. They are LOUD and shit dies when you shoot it.
- There are secrets everywhere.
- Aliens react to getting shot. They get stunned and animate differently and they scream. Yay!
- You can kick and shoot an alien AT THE SAME TIME.
- It's not boring as fuck. The pacing is fast and intense. You have health!
- The levels are non-linear. You can explore.
- You can blow up dead bodies.
Go and beat the 3D Realms times in all levels.
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I just played DN3D for a few levels and it's better than DNF in soooo many ways:
- The guns feel more powerful. They are LOUD and shit dies when you shoot it.
- There are secrets everywhere.
- Aliens react to getting shot. They get stunned and animate differently and they scream. Yay!
- You can kick and shoot an alien AT THE SAME TIME.
- It's not boring as fuck. The pacing is fast and intense. You have health!
- The levels are non-linear. You can explore.
- You can blow up dead bodies.
- The guns feel more powerful. They are LOUD and shit dies when you shoot it.
- There are secrets everywhere.
- Aliens react to getting shot. They get stunned and animate differently and they scream. Yay!
- You can kick and shoot an alien AT THE SAME TIME.
- It's not boring as fuck. The pacing is fast and intense. You have health!
- The levels are non-linear. You can explore.
- You can blow up dead bodies.
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The fuck are you talking about?
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phoenix_r said:
I was at work 10 hours ago. I am drunk now. We will be at Carlito's in the future. <3
YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH SCIENCE
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Haven't you considered it may be the problem of you friend??? Cause you say only one guy can't join.
Just tell him to fuck off and fix his own problem.
Just tell him to fuck off and fix his own problem.
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....recompile your map?
strip the textures? fuck, i don't know dude.
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What the fuck is a nigger.
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Setti servers?Wow how cheap..go and buy the game,it ain't a big deal.Btw in one week or so Steam will have lower prices on games.(sales or however the fuck they are called)
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if you fuck a drunk chick, you have more morals than the guy who did not.
book of cloud,5:21
book of cloud,5:21
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You have to be able to deselect your hero so that you can select minions instead. I always random as well if given the option. If it's an -sd or -rd I'll usually just pick whatever is best for my team.
You should always play random characters when you first start playing the game. It's the only way to get a feel for all the characters and know how to deal with them when you're against them. The only case in which you should pick a hero is if you're playing with a team you know against a team that knows each other as well. Either that or everyone on your team picked ranged support or mid game characters and you have to pick a melee stunner to carry the team.
I agree about the item shop being worse, but it's still entirely tolerable. The hero models you just get used to. It was probably a long time ago but it was just as hard to get used to the heroes in DotA as well. Although it helped if you'd already played a lot of WC3.
And come on, SRAW. The network issues? HoN has DotA beat so hard all the rest of the stuff feels like useless fluff. I mean, the item shop is a little bit of a mess... BIG DEAL, you can fucking finish the game without half the players disconnecting! You can also find matches suitable to your skill level and people that dc on purpose don't get to play! It's awesome!
Anyway, essentially, LoL is DotA/HoN for noobs. It's like TF2 to FF or TFC. Everything is simplified and the skill ceiling is dragged kicking and screaming down to just above the floor. Being moderately proficient at playing DotA/HoN as it is, I could never play LoL. It's like putting the training wheels and floaters on simultaneously and then having my mom hold my hand while I play.
To answer your question about free HoN, I got a beta key. There are also other ways to play it free that I have never looked into because I got a beta key. I did pay for the game anyway, but I didn't have to, it just deserved my money.
Also... yeah... what the fuck IS with how cartoony LoL is? It out-cartooned DotA by a long shot, and DotA is pretty fucking cartoony.
You should always play random characters when you first start playing the game. It's the only way to get a feel for all the characters and know how to deal with them when you're against them. The only case in which you should pick a hero is if you're playing with a team you know against a team that knows each other as well. Either that or everyone on your team picked ranged support or mid game characters and you have to pick a melee stunner to carry the team.
I agree about the item shop being worse, but it's still entirely tolerable. The hero models you just get used to. It was probably a long time ago but it was just as hard to get used to the heroes in DotA as well. Although it helped if you'd already played a lot of WC3.
And come on, SRAW. The network issues? HoN has DotA beat so hard all the rest of the stuff feels like useless fluff. I mean, the item shop is a little bit of a mess... BIG DEAL, you can fucking finish the game without half the players disconnecting! You can also find matches suitable to your skill level and people that dc on purpose don't get to play! It's awesome!
Anyway, essentially, LoL is DotA/HoN for noobs. It's like TF2 to FF or TFC. Everything is simplified and the skill ceiling is dragged kicking and screaming down to just above the floor. Being moderately proficient at playing DotA/HoN as it is, I could never play LoL. It's like putting the training wheels and floaters on simultaneously and then having my mom hold my hand while I play.
To answer your question about free HoN, I got a beta key. There are also other ways to play it free that I have never looked into because I got a beta key. I did pay for the game anyway, but I didn't have to, it just deserved my money.
Also... yeah... what the fuck IS with how cartoony LoL is? It out-cartooned DotA by a long shot, and DotA is pretty fucking cartoony.
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Yeah. I also tend to call half the characters by their DotA name. Lots of people get all confused and then I'm all like, "Fuck you for never having played DotA."
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The most important thing to do in superjer's maps is to fuck around as hard as you possibly will and then ninja drop someone.
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I think it's the processor.Most times it goes to 100% usage and the pc is laggy (like opening a window) when i'm compiling.
x2 2.7 ghz ... just how the fuck did Valve compile the maps back then?Wit pentium 3?I bet it took about a month
x2 2.7 ghz ... just how the fuck did Valve compile the maps back then?Wit pentium 3?I bet it took about a month
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Okay, it's not available in my country. What the fuck did you do?
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sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
Rockbomb said:
Mate de Vita said:
NatureJay said:
Rockbomb said:
NatureJay said:
aaronjer said:
If this turns into a quote chain everyone is banned. Everyone.
Well, I hate everyone here so that sounds like a challenge.
Hey, don't make quote chains, I don't feel like being banned again.
I might feel like getting banned and getting everyone else here banned. What do you say to that?!?
I'm speechless.
Don't quote chain man, ffs...
What?
Fuck Direct Tv! My bill on the 23 was $46, now (the 31) its $194. Bastards.
Let's say you went to Mexico and someone robbed you. you see him that night walking alone and he doesn't see you. No one is around would you stab him if you knew you could get away with it? And how would you do it?
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SolidKAYOS said:
Rockbomb said:
Mate de Vita said:
NatureJay said:
Rockbomb said:
NatureJay said:
aaronjer said:
If this turns into a quote chain everyone is banned. Everyone.
Well, I hate everyone here so that sounds like a challenge.
Hey, don't make quote chains, I don't feel like being banned again.
I might feel like getting banned and getting everyone else here banned. What do you say to that?!?
I'm speechless.
Don't quote chain man, ffs...
What?
Fuck Direct Tv! My bill on the 23 was $46, now (the 31) its $194. Bastards.
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omg dude fuck off if ur not goning to help stupid sprinkles get a lif e dumbas
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Lots O'huggin Bear
You: It took you nearly a minute to type that out, Sir. Is this a bad time?
Stranger: this is a time when i have one hand on my penis in hope rather than expectation
You: Sounds like you could use some good news. Unfortuntely, I have none. You have failed the survey, Mr. Bear.
Stranger: well who's the real failure here, you've failed to make me climax
You: Our agreement was an unspoken one. Your expectations were not my reality. Failure is your only option.
You have disconnected.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Raychel
You: Raychel, you have failed the survey.
Stranger: ok?
You: Please seek further education.
You: Good day.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First of can I please have your name?
Stranger: stranger
You: FAGGOT
Stranger: fuck you
You: YOUR PARENTS SUCK AT NAMING
You: YOUR A RAPE CHILD
Stranger: you suck at surveys
Stranger: fuck off
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Gerard.
You: Sorry Gerard, you've failed the survey
Stranger: Darn...
You: Have a nice night
Stranger: Frank says I win.
Stranger: Suck it.
You: Frank fails too
Stranger: YOU FAIL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: one thing every hero must have
You: A large penis.
You: Like, huge.
You: Fight crime one cum at a time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: gordan freeman
You: Sorry Gordan Freeman, you've failed the survey
You: Get back to the test chamber
You: you're late
Stranger: de cake is teh lie
You: LOLZ US GAEMERS
Stranger: DEN JOHN FREEMON DISCONNECTED
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: no
You: Congrats!
Stranger: if its anonymous
You: you passed the survey
Stranger: then whyd i give you my name
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
You: now eat a bowl of dicks
You: are you eating?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Lots O'huggin Bear
You: It took you nearly a minute to type that out, Sir. Is this a bad time?
Stranger: this is a time when i have one hand on my penis in hope rather than expectation
You: Sounds like you could use some good news. Unfortuntely, I have none. You have failed the survey, Mr. Bear.
Stranger: well who's the real failure here, you've failed to make me climax
You: Our agreement was an unspoken one. Your expectations were not my reality. Failure is your only option.
You have disconnected.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Raychel
You: Raychel, you have failed the survey.
Stranger: ok?
You: Please seek further education.
You: Good day.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First of can I please have your name?
Stranger: stranger
You: FAGGOT
Stranger: fuck you
You: YOUR PARENTS SUCK AT NAMING
You: YOUR A RAPE CHILD
Stranger: you suck at surveys
Stranger: fuck off
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Gerard.
You: Sorry Gerard, you've failed the survey
Stranger: Darn...
You: Have a nice night
Stranger: Frank says I win.
Stranger: Suck it.
You: Frank fails too
Stranger: YOU FAIL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: one thing every hero must have
You: A large penis.
You: Like, huge.
You: Fight crime one cum at a time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: gordan freeman
You: Sorry Gordan Freeman, you've failed the survey
You: Get back to the test chamber
You: you're late
Stranger: de cake is teh lie
You: LOLZ US GAEMERS
Stranger: DEN JOHN FREEMON DISCONNECTED
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: no
You: Congrats!
Stranger: if its anonymous
You: you passed the survey
Stranger: then whyd i give you my name
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
You: now eat a bowl of dicks
You: are you eating?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Sick vid
holy fuck, who knew the dream theater dude could sing that good when he was younger..
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Fuck, I give up, this shit just isn't worth it 
I can't get minecraft to work on my laptop, nor on my linux computer.
I can't get minecraft to work on my laptop, nor on my linux computer.
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Alex001 said:
To create high-quality pictures with transparent background you got to get a Photoshop.(You can waste some time to learn how to use it)
PS. Rockbomb, this site is for helping people, not for "fucking" them. If you know everything in PC, that not means everyone does.
And if you don't want to help, just quit this post.
PS. Rockbomb, this site is for helping people, not for "fucking" them. If you know everything in PC, that not means everyone does.
And if you don't want to help, just quit this post.
I didn't "fuck him", I told him to make a transparent png and convert it to an icon, and even gave him a site that will do that for free. If he's too lazy to Google "How to make a transparent png", that isn't my problem.
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MAKE A FUCKING TRANSPARENT PNG
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKING RETARDED?!?!
FUCK!
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKING RETARDED?!?!
FUCK!
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aaronjer said:
superjer said:
The other problem is that we all (probably) think there is something meaningful about the fact that a song is different from random noise, in that it has the ability (or at least is more likely) to evoke something in someone even if it never does.
It seems intuitive that a quality song can exist even if no one ever hears it.
I have no idea how to explain what that is, though.
It seems intuitive that a quality song can exist even if no one ever hears it.
I have no idea how to explain what that is, though.
That's also pretty much what I was saying. Difficult to determine due to abstract opinionyness. The italics part is what I meant when I said you just say 'fuck it'.
OK.
But I just want to be clear that that's not my only point on the matter. Since quality can refer to popularity (or potential popularity), craftsmanship, or something else. And it's a different argument depending on which you pick.
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superjer said:
The other problem is that we all (probably) think there is something meaningful about the fact that a song is different from random noise, in that it has the ability (or at least is more likely) to evoke something in someone even if it never does.
It seems intuitive that a quality song can exist even if no one ever hears it.
I have no idea how to explain what that is, though.
It seems intuitive that a quality song can exist even if no one ever hears it.
I have no idea how to explain what that is, though.
That's also pretty much what I was saying. Difficult to determine due to abstract opinionyness. The italics part is what I meant when I said you just say 'fuck it'.
I just say, well, this exists but is virtually unmeasurable, so let's not use it... since we can't.
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aaronjer said:
...I can't see how this could be done without reading people's minds. I don't know where on Earth you'd find people that wouldn't fuck this up.
Even if most of them fuck it up, only a small amount need to get it right to show up statistically.
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aaronjer said:
It seems more and more like you're agreeing with me that there is no good way to determine the quality of music.
Quality as it pertains to what? A shoe is a very low quality mitten. Music doesn't have a concrete use case so you have to define one before you can determine quality. You can select popularity but then let's just call it that and stop saying quality.
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We just differ on our conclusion of what to do with that situation. I say "let's just use a bad method of determining how good music is because we don't have a good one" and you say "fuck it."
I don't think we have to use a bad method at all. I think we should just clearly define the terms.
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That's not why it wouldn't work. The experts would lie to make the results favor the music they like. They wouldn't even necessarily be lying on purpose. People, creative people especially, aren't generally very good at scientific method. I can't see how this could be done without reading people's minds. I don't know where on Earth you'd find people that wouldn't fuck this up.
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superjer said:
aaronjer said:
I think the problem here is that I don't think the technical skill required to write the song and how good the song is have all that much correlation.
I don't think so either.
It seems more and more like you're agreeing with me that there is no good way to determine the quality of music. We just differ on our conclusion of what to do with that situation. I say "let's just use a bad method of determining how good music is because we don't have a good one" and you say "fuck it."
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Outcast said:
Uh no,practice (talking about instruments) takes a lot more than writing a song.Yeah,you can't always write a song that many people will listen to and go "holy fuck" but it's not very hard to write music,if you know scales and stuff.Let's say you wrote a song that has sixteenth notes in it,but you think it would sound better at about 180bpm but you can only play 100.Reaching there could take about a year or more in some cases.
It's not like when you have learned how to "physically" write down notes and put them in right harmony you actually "write" a song. And you can't compare the time it takes learning an instrument with the time it takes to write a song. That's just one dimensional thinking. The idea for a great song might come quite fast or it might take ages. Anyway it is way harder than learning an instrument, as aaronjer said.
But then again, going from playing an instrument well to being a virtuoso, it takes the same as it takes to write an amazing song.
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You can't always write a holy fuck song? Almost nobody can ever do that. Really amazing composers are far more rare than really amazing players. You can go on youtube and find an endless supply of people who can play an instrument extremely well... or more than one at once occasionally. You can't really say the same as far as composing goes. The majority of those musicians are just playing somebody else's stuff. They don't even try to write their own stuff, and for good reason! It's fucking hard!
Playing an instrument requires zero creativity, just manual dexterity, quick thinking and a lot of practice. Anybody without a disability and a lot of patience can eventually play a song perfectly. You could give the average person all the time in the world and they'd never come up with an amazing song. You're either good at it or you're not. Practice won't help you if you're not a natural. Something that you have to be born with, like creativity, is far rarer than something that can be practiced and perfected.
So I'm sort of wrong on one count, I guess, there are amazing composers who can come up with an incredible song in less than a day, and there are also people who are mentally incapable of it. Hard doesn't even factor into it in those cases. For someone who is just fairly creative though, it'd be a hell of a lot of work.
It's still much more important to be able to write it than play it, since you can always find yourself a willing musician... it just isn't necessarily harder.
Outcast said:
Let's say you wrote a song that has sixteenth notes in it,but you think it would sound better at about 180bpm but you can only play 100.Reaching there could take about a year or more in some cases.
Playing an instrument requires zero creativity, just manual dexterity, quick thinking and a lot of practice. Anybody without a disability and a lot of patience can eventually play a song perfectly. You could give the average person all the time in the world and they'd never come up with an amazing song. You're either good at it or you're not. Practice won't help you if you're not a natural. Something that you have to be born with, like creativity, is far rarer than something that can be practiced and perfected.
So I'm sort of wrong on one count, I guess, there are amazing composers who can come up with an incredible song in less than a day, and there are also people who are mentally incapable of it. Hard doesn't even factor into it in those cases. For someone who is just fairly creative though, it'd be a hell of a lot of work.
It's still much more important to be able to write it than play it, since you can always find yourself a willing musician... it just isn't necessarily harder.
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aaronjer said:
I think the important thing that people with a viewpoint like Outcast need to remember is that good music is far harder to write than play. That, and it's far more important to be able to write it than play it. Tons of people can play a song correctly, but only one person was able to write it. Computers can do a pretty good job emulating the actual playing of music, but they certainly can't write it.
Uh no,practice (talking about instruments) takes a lot more than writing a song.Yeah,you can't always write a song that many people will listen to and go "holy fuck" but it's not very hard to write music,if you know scales and stuff.Let's say you wrote a song that has sixteenth notes in it,but you think it would sound better at about 180bpm but you can only play 100.Reaching there could take about a year or more in some cases.
molkman said:
Haters gonna hate!
Only people with no knowledge of music "hate" other genres of music,i don't hate anyone :)
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So... if you don't like the message in something that makes it bad overall? What? What the fuck? Why would you even say that? I don't even have words for how ridiculous that is. You seem to have trouble with this whole opinions thing.
Remember the whole intended audience thing? If you have an especially large stick up your butt about drugs you are not the intended audience for a song about dealing drugs. Your opinion on the song has no meaning. Only the opinions of the intended audience matter. If they don't like it, then it's a bad song.
Remember the whole intended audience thing? If you have an especially large stick up your butt about drugs you are not the intended audience for a song about dealing drugs. Your opinion on the song has no meaning. Only the opinions of the intended audience matter. If they don't like it, then it's a bad song.
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Hooray. More people declaring music bad regardless of the fact that it's popular! We've been over this, Mr. Silly Hat, popularity is a primary determining factor for how good music is! People need to understand that when music isn't intended for them they're not supposed to like it. And if they did they'd be my dad. And he's a fucking weirdo.
It seems like many people think that when someone like Justin Bieber comes out with a new song they're be like: "Oh my god. This song rocks, dudes in their 20's and older are going to LOVE this." Justin Bieber isn't popular with anyone you give a fuck about Mr. Silly Hat! Why would you bother complaining about it?!
It seems like many people think that when someone like Justin Bieber comes out with a new song they're be like: "Oh my god. This song rocks, dudes in their 20's and older are going to LOVE this." Justin Bieber isn't popular with anyone you give a fuck about Mr. Silly Hat! Why would you bother complaining about it?!
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phoenix_r said:
shut the fuck up
Sick vid
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shut the fuck up
Sick vid
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So I started playing this, what the FUCK kind of time do y'all have on your hands? My offline biome is lame as shit and then I log into your server and holy CHRIST (I shouted). I dig the underwater place. Also the castle. Also the nekkid zelda (well done aaron).
Never seen anyone actually ON the server though.
Never seen anyone actually ON the server though.
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The only manner with which you've annoyed me is by declaring things about DDO when I'm pretty sure you've never even played it.
Go play the game for a couple of weeks and then I won't be irritated no matter how thoroughly opinionated you are. It's entirely possible I'm just crazy and it's exactly like Everquest... but there's no way you could know that just by looking at a character build.
I came to my conclusion by playing the game and discovering that:
1. You have to manually aim nearly every spell by pointing with the mouse and timing when the spell will reach the target. Like a real game. This also means you can manually dodge most spells and projectiles.
2. For most characters when an enemy is trying to cut your face off with a sword you have to actually get the fuck up out the way instead of relying on a number roll. Very, very few characters actually use Armor Class.
3. You never have to target anything or stop moving to hit it, even with a melee weapon. If you swing a big axe it hits whatever is in its arc. This is probably the biggest difference from standard MMOs, in almost any game you have to stop moving when you attack... even Diablo 2 is plagued with that stupidity. You have no idea how right it feels to be able to run around while fighting in an MMO.
4. The game even steals kickass elements from Diablo 2 like piercing arrows so you run around trying to line up a a multi-shot that will hit like 7 dudes and instantly kill them all.
5. Two people playing the exact same character will have wildly different results based on general video game skills. No matter how good your character is you'll just die horribly if you don't have fast reflexes.
6. As I've mentioned before, the game actually punishes you for grinding. It is the only game I know of, MMO or not, that will be mean to you for trying to grind. You can't just stand in one spot and farm respawning monsters, as killing monsters doesn't give you any xp. You can't keep farming the same quest because the xp you get for it drops VERY quickly, and never goes back up again. Loot will stop spawning in a quest as well if you try to farm it. In some cases the game will actually hit you with debuffs or even kill you if you're trying to grind.
7. There is no penalty for dying so there is no reason to sit around trying to level up on boring easy quests. You can always dive into the hardest challenge available. And... everyone does... it's pretty hilarious. Quest failure is VASTLY more common than success.
Go play the game for a couple of weeks and then I won't be irritated no matter how thoroughly opinionated you are. It's entirely possible I'm just crazy and it's exactly like Everquest... but there's no way you could know that just by looking at a character build.
I came to my conclusion by playing the game and discovering that:
1. You have to manually aim nearly every spell by pointing with the mouse and timing when the spell will reach the target. Like a real game. This also means you can manually dodge most spells and projectiles.
2. For most characters when an enemy is trying to cut your face off with a sword you have to actually get the fuck up out the way instead of relying on a number roll. Very, very few characters actually use Armor Class.
3. You never have to target anything or stop moving to hit it, even with a melee weapon. If you swing a big axe it hits whatever is in its arc. This is probably the biggest difference from standard MMOs, in almost any game you have to stop moving when you attack... even Diablo 2 is plagued with that stupidity. You have no idea how right it feels to be able to run around while fighting in an MMO.
4. The game even steals kickass elements from Diablo 2 like piercing arrows so you run around trying to line up a a multi-shot that will hit like 7 dudes and instantly kill them all.
5. Two people playing the exact same character will have wildly different results based on general video game skills. No matter how good your character is you'll just die horribly if you don't have fast reflexes.
6. As I've mentioned before, the game actually punishes you for grinding. It is the only game I know of, MMO or not, that will be mean to you for trying to grind. You can't just stand in one spot and farm respawning monsters, as killing monsters doesn't give you any xp. You can't keep farming the same quest because the xp you get for it drops VERY quickly, and never goes back up again. Loot will stop spawning in a quest as well if you try to farm it. In some cases the game will actually hit you with debuffs or even kill you if you're trying to grind.
7. There is no penalty for dying so there is no reason to sit around trying to level up on boring easy quests. You can always dive into the hardest challenge available. And... everyone does... it's pretty hilarious. Quest failure is VASTLY more common than success.
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Oh fuck, see that 4D one... That's awesomely amazing. I'm surprised that people haven't tried to use computers for visualising higher-dimensional spaces more.
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aaronjer said:
It helped at first but now it can no longer stem the flow. I need a higher level of assistance.
You need that to be your signature. And you need Carlito's. Has it almost been another year, already? I think it has....where the fuck does the time go?
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psh fuck that im playing minecraft.
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A pointer a variable which contains an address.
For example let's say I have a byte-sized variable called pissant and it contains the value 0x42. The value 0x42 is stored at an actual position in memory, let's say 0xDEADBEEF.
So your memory looks kind of like this:
Address--- Value
0xDEADBEE8 ?
0xDEADBEE9 ?
0xDEADBEEA ?
0xDEADBEEB ?
0xDEADBEEC ?
0xDEADBEED ?
0xDEADBEEE ?
0xDEADBEEF 0x42
0xDEADBEF0 ?
0xDEADBEF1 ?
0xDEADBEF2 ?
I put ?s in because like who the fuck knows what is in those other positions.
Now let's say you want to have a pointer to your pissant variable. Let's call it pointy. OK. It also has to have a position in memory. Let's store it at 0xDEADBEE8.
This is a 32-bit machine (I've decided) and therefore your pointer is got to have 4 bytes.
OK so like check out your memory now, kids:
Address--- Value
0xDEADBEE8 0xDE
0xDEADBEE9 0xAD
0xDEADBEEA 0xBE
0xDEADBEEB 0xEF
0xDEADBEEC ?
0xDEADBEED ?
0xDEADBEEE ?
0xDEADBEEF 0x42
0xDEADBEF0 ?
0xDEADBEF1 ?
0xDEADBEF2 ?
You see that?!?!
The four bytes starting at 0xDEADBEE8 (which is the variable pointy) is a pointer to the position 0xDEADBEEF which just happens to be where pissant lives.
You got that?!!!
A pointer is a variable that contains the address of something... else.
For example let's say I have a byte-sized variable called pissant and it contains the value 0x42. The value 0x42 is stored at an actual position in memory, let's say 0xDEADBEEF.
So your memory looks kind of like this:
code
Address--- Value
0xDEADBEE8 ?
0xDEADBEE9 ?
0xDEADBEEA ?
0xDEADBEEB ?
0xDEADBEEC ?
0xDEADBEED ?
0xDEADBEEE ?
0xDEADBEEF 0x42
0xDEADBEF0 ?
0xDEADBEF1 ?
0xDEADBEF2 ?
I put ?s in because like who the fuck knows what is in those other positions.
Now let's say you want to have a pointer to your pissant variable. Let's call it pointy. OK. It also has to have a position in memory. Let's store it at 0xDEADBEE8.
This is a 32-bit machine (I've decided) and therefore your pointer is got to have 4 bytes.
OK so like check out your memory now, kids:
code
Address--- Value
0xDEADBEE8 0xDE
0xDEADBEE9 0xAD
0xDEADBEEA 0xBE
0xDEADBEEB 0xEF
0xDEADBEEC ?
0xDEADBEED ?
0xDEADBEEE ?
0xDEADBEEF 0x42
0xDEADBEF0 ?
0xDEADBEF1 ?
0xDEADBEF2 ?
You see that?!?!
The four bytes starting at 0xDEADBEE8 (which is the variable pointy) is a pointer to the position 0xDEADBEEF which just happens to be where pissant lives.
You got that?!!!
A pointer is a variable that contains the address of something... else.
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NatureJay said:
and Mountain Dew Code Red
Thing I don't miss: Nintendo cereal. What the fuck?
Thing I don't miss: Nintendo cereal. What the fuck?
I'm 95% sure they still make code red. But that does remind me, I really wish they'd release game fuel again...
And lol, Nintendo cereal? Imma have to look that up
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They used to have a cereal that was shaped like miniature cinnamon rolls which to my sugar-loaded palate was quite tasty in the day. Also Surge, and Ecto Cooler Hi-C, and Mountain Dew Code Red but mostly because of the song.
Thing I don't miss: Nintendo cereal. What the fuck?
Thing I don't miss: Nintendo cereal. What the fuck?
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time to rev up this shit
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Stranger: Gay?
You: no thank you
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: ._.
Stranger: asl?
You: im like 109 male somthing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey asl
You: hmmmmm
You: if i told you then id have to talk to you
You: quite a dilemma
Stranger: and im pretty interesting
You: how so?
Stranger: ul see if u tell me
You: ehhhhh
You: i knew it
You have disconnected.
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You: yah
Stranger: hi
You: thats hot
Stranger: what
You: wana come down to my celler for some popcicles?
You: *slurp*
Stranger: no
You: howa bout you grab that pillow
Stranger: but why
You: because im coming in dry!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You: NO
You: NO!
You have disconnected.
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You: if you could sleep with aney man/woman on the earth but you had to watch your parents have sex first, that will eventualey end up creating you, would you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: I am the Oracle, you may ask one question
You: oh god
You: my frend had one of you
You: hmmm
You: well shit
You: im good
You: BYEE
You have disconnected.
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You: my chick at the time was blowing me in the middle of me fucking her
i came in her mouth
then cried for 2 hours straight
shit was mildly cash?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you
Stranger: shut
Stranger: up
Stranger: ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Gay?
You: no thank you
You have disconnected.
------------------------------------------------------------
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: ._.
Stranger: asl?
You: im like 109 male somthing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
------------------------------------------------------------
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey asl
You: hmmmmm
You: if i told you then id have to talk to you
You: quite a dilemma
Stranger: and im pretty interesting
You: how so?
Stranger: ul see if u tell me
You: ehhhhh
You: i knew it
You have disconnected.
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You: yah
Stranger: hi
You: thats hot
Stranger: what
You: wana come down to my celler for some popcicles?
You: *slurp*
Stranger: no
You: howa bout you grab that pillow
Stranger: but why
You: because im coming in dry!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
------------------------------------------------------------
You: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You: NO
You: NO!
You have disconnected.
------------------------------------------------------------
You: if you could sleep with aney man/woman on the earth but you had to watch your parents have sex first, that will eventualey end up creating you, would you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
------------------------------------------------------------
Stranger: I am the Oracle, you may ask one question
You: oh god
You: my frend had one of you
You: hmmm
You: well shit
You: im good
You: BYEE
You have disconnected.
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You: my chick at the time was blowing me in the middle of me fucking her
i came in her mouth
then cried for 2 hours straight
shit was mildly cash?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you
Stranger: shut
Stranger: up
Stranger: ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
User
There are also people who expect to fuck by sitting in front of a pc screen .. that kid will be waiting for ever lol.
User
I feel sorry for him ... lol
Stranger: how big are your tits?
You: you mean jugs?
Stranger: yeah
You: well
You: big enough to fill a bucket with milk
Stranger: pics
You: dariya1991@hotmail.com
You: see you there :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: (:
You: u added me?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: i have to open it
You: ok
Stranger: there
You: cool
Stranger: can i see your jugs?
You: wait i'm putting the cam on
You: can you see my pic?
You: some people can't
Stranger: you didn't accept yet
You: hmm
You: hold on a sec
Stranger: ok
Stranger: did you accept yet?
You: yes but it seems there's a problem
You: i have no idea
Stranger: does it say im online?
You: no that's why i'm worried about
You: though i did accept it shows you offline
Stranger: am i bloocked?
Stranger: blocked*
You: nope
Stranger: i sent one again
You: ok
You: are you holding anything?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: well..
Stranger: ?
You: i will have to go for now
Stranger: why
You: i have to hang out with some friends
Stranger: send a picture through email quickly?
You: i will do later
Stranger: do you have a picture on your computer
Stranger: ?
You: no only on msn
You: i have set it so it appears only this one wherever i login
Stranger: why dont you get your friends to come over and play with eachother?
You: i don't know it it's possible today but where do you live at?
Stranger: in canadad
Stranger: canada*
You: more specifically?
Stranger: ontario
Stranger: tell me where you live?
You: quebec :)
Stranger: i've been there before. (:
You: cool
Stranger: can you drag the picture into this chat?
You: how?
Stranger: do you have your msn picture saved on your computer?
You: unfortunately no
Stranger: can you take a picture quick?
You: well i gotta go
You: i will see you later
You: by the way how old are you?
Stranger: how big are they?
Stranger: and im 16
You: well big enough :P
You: not too big but big
Stranger: bra size?
You: 25
Stranger: send a pic
You: of what?!
Stranger: you
You: how lol
You: i gotta rush
Stranger: do it really quick
You: cant
Stranger: take off your shirt and take a pic really quick
Stranger: with your webcam
You: lol
You: im not superman
You: or superwoman
Stranger: please? (:
You: i will take as much pics as you want but not now :(
You: they are calling me
You: i m late
Stranger: fine
You: will see you later babe :D
Stranger: i wanna fuck you
You: :P
Stranger: my cock is so hard
Stranger: one pic
You: i think i can do something for ya
Stranger: ?
You: wait
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
You: but you said you re in ontario
You: nvm
Stranger: damn
You: i could tell you where we are about to go
You: but anyway
Stranger: take one pic
Stranger: please
You: too late sorry
You: turning off
Stranger: fuck
You: indeed xD
You: bye :)
Stranger: i wanna see your tits
You: you will
You: later
Stranger: how
You: i ll try and do something with ms
You: msn
You: but pls i m in a hurry
Stranger: will you show me everything?
You: you shouldnt even ask that
You: ofc
Stranger: ok
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.
Stranger: how big are your tits?
You: you mean jugs?
Stranger: yeah
You: well
You: big enough to fill a bucket with milk
Stranger: pics
You: dariya1991@hotmail.com
You: see you there :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: (:
You: u added me?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: i have to open it
You: ok
Stranger: there
You: cool
Stranger: can i see your jugs?
You: wait i'm putting the cam on
You: can you see my pic?
You: some people can't
Stranger: you didn't accept yet
You: hmm
You: hold on a sec
Stranger: ok
Stranger: did you accept yet?
You: yes but it seems there's a problem
You: i have no idea
Stranger: does it say im online?
You: no that's why i'm worried about
You: though i did accept it shows you offline
Stranger: am i bloocked?
Stranger: blocked*
You: nope
Stranger: i sent one again
You: ok
You: are you holding anything?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: well..
Stranger: ?
You: i will have to go for now
Stranger: why
You: i have to hang out with some friends
Stranger: send a picture through email quickly?
You: i will do later
Stranger: do you have a picture on your computer
Stranger: ?
You: no only on msn
You: i have set it so it appears only this one wherever i login
Stranger: why dont you get your friends to come over and play with eachother?
You: i don't know it it's possible today but where do you live at?
Stranger: in canadad
Stranger: canada*
You: more specifically?
Stranger: ontario
Stranger: tell me where you live?
You: quebec :)
Stranger: i've been there before. (:
You: cool
Stranger: can you drag the picture into this chat?
You: how?
Stranger: do you have your msn picture saved on your computer?
You: unfortunately no
Stranger: can you take a picture quick?
You: well i gotta go
You: i will see you later
You: by the way how old are you?
Stranger: how big are they?
Stranger: and im 16
You: well big enough :P
You: not too big but big
Stranger: bra size?
You: 25
Stranger: send a pic
You: of what?!
Stranger: you
You: how lol
You: i gotta rush
Stranger: do it really quick
You: cant
Stranger: take off your shirt and take a pic really quick
Stranger: with your webcam
You: lol
You: im not superman
You: or superwoman
Stranger: please? (:
You: i will take as much pics as you want but not now :(
You: they are calling me
You: i m late
Stranger: fine
You: will see you later babe :D
Stranger: i wanna fuck you
You: :P
Stranger: my cock is so hard
Stranger: one pic
You: i think i can do something for ya
Stranger: ?
You: wait
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
You: but you said you re in ontario
You: nvm
Stranger: damn
You: i could tell you where we are about to go
You: but anyway
Stranger: take one pic
Stranger: please
You: too late sorry
You: turning off
Stranger: fuck
You: indeed xD
You: bye :)
Stranger: i wanna see your tits
You: you will
You: later
Stranger: how
You: i ll try and do something with ms
You: msn
You: but pls i m in a hurry
Stranger: will you show me everything?
You: you shouldnt even ask that
You: ofc
Stranger: ok
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.
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What... the fuck?
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Down Rodeo said:
What the fucking fuck?
I wont sleep tonight...
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What the fucking fuck?
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sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
Go fuck yourself.
I've tried, but my penis isn't long enough.
Fixed.
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SolidKAYOS said:
Go fuck yourself.
I've tried, but my penis doesn't bend well enough.
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Go fuck yourself.
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User
Bible says fuck all about self-indulgence. I wants me six cores!
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Yes money i dont truly have. It funny to see gaming computers up in the 2000's. Fuck crazy
User
I like how your long, annoying title fucked up RB's signature. Oh, and if you can't figure it out yourself GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER. God, you sound like my mom. :/
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NatureJay said:
How the fuck did this post last two weeks without an ICP reference?
I was wondering the same thing, I've been waiting for it.
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How the fuck did this post last two weeks without an ICP reference?
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Da Fleegsta said:
the_cloud_system said:
Da Fleegsta said:
\users\chris\desktop\wads\halflife.wad
your .wad goes in your zhilt folder...
and no its not out dated its just not retard proof
Lol, you're one to talk. What you said is not only incorrect, but completely irrelevent to the problem. Ha, thanks anyway kid.
Ironically I jus' got out of a fight. Don't fuck with cloud, kid. I'm not hesitant in the least about beating the shit out of someone I don't know for no reason.
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There's no .err file, but the console says "The system cannot find the path specified"... The fuck is this?
Help plz, tnx.
EDIT AGAIN:
I moved the .bsp file it created to my cs maps folder and ran cs, the map works fine.. Still what the hell's goin on? Is the guide just outdated maybe?
EDIT:
Here's the .log
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures test
Entering test.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.00 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.00 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \users\chris\desktop\wads\halflife.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \users\chris\desktop\wads\cstrike.wad
- Contains 2 used textures, 100.00 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
added 1 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 0.06 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.03 seconds elapsed
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp test
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'test.prt'
0.02 seconds elapsed
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis test
1 portalleafs
0 numportals
-= Current hlvis Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max vis distance [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
fast vis [ off ] [ off ]
full vis [ off ] [ off ]
BasePortalVis:
(0.00 seconds)
LeafThread:
(0.00 seconds)
average leafs visible: 1
g_visdatasize:3 compressed from 1
0.01 seconds elapsed
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad test
-= Current hlrad Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|---------------------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
vismatrix algorithm [ Original ] [ Original ]
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bounces [ 1 ] [ 1 ]
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Help plz, tnx.
EDIT AGAIN:
I moved the .bsp file it created to my cs maps folder and ran cs, the map works fine.. Still what the hell's goin on? Is the guide just outdated maybe?
EDIT:
Here's the .log
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures test
Entering test.map
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hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
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----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis test
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hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
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User
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN.
Truck
User
Most men are interested in laster longer, but not superjer! He's in then out.
Fuck it I know I fucked that sentence up. Get over it.
Fuck it I know I fucked that sentence up. Get over it.
Truck
User
Fuck no!
I'll make a patch for it myself.
I'll make a patch for it myself.
Truck
User
SolidKAYOS said:
cloud_the_system said:
SolidKAYOS said:
or the theory of shut the fuck up and stop hurting my head.
if u cant understand simple mispleeings then their is soemtinhng wirong wiht you
Oh it wasnt towards you. I understood you. Its everything els.
You know, if it hurts your brains, there's a very simple cure for that. It's called Don't read it.
Down Rodeo said:
No takers? Any guesses? Anyone understand what's going on?
Not really, no.
Truck
User
cloud_the_system said:
SolidKAYOS said:
or the theory of shut the fuck up and stop hurting my head.
if u cant understand simple mispleeings then their is soemtinhng wirong wiht you
Oh it wasnt towards you. I understood you. Its everything els.
Truck
User
SolidKAYOS said:
or the theory of shut the fuck up and stop hurting my head.
if u cant understand simple mispleeings then their is soemtinhng wirong wiht you
Truck
User
or the theory of shut the fuck up and stop hurting my head.
User
the_cloud_system said:
fuck my pets.
**BAD IMAGE**
User
fuck my pets.
User
While there is certain evidence that there is too m
Fuck it, I'm not getting into this argument. I've said what I wanted to say. I'm not one of these people who is apt to post on Facebook pages commemorating the latest tragedy; that's pointless and shallow. However, when someone who I have at least shared a dialogue with on occasion posts a story about fairly major accident, I will sympathise. It's not really impacted my life in any way but that doesn't mean I am completely lacking in empathy.
I still hate the whole "expected" behaviour idea. It's not and shouldn't be. Since when did it become normal to wish someone you've never met to die in a fire? Anyway, my participation in this thread is over.
Fuck it, I'm not getting into this argument. I've said what I wanted to say. I'm not one of these people who is apt to post on Facebook pages commemorating the latest tragedy; that's pointless and shallow. However, when someone who I have at least shared a dialogue with on occasion posts a story about fairly major accident, I will sympathise. It's not really impacted my life in any way but that doesn't mean I am completely lacking in empathy.
I still hate the whole "expected" behaviour idea. It's not and shouldn't be. Since when did it become normal to wish someone you've never met to die in a fire? Anyway, my participation in this thread is over.
User
Rockbomb said:
SRAW said:
Damn, I hoped sprinkles wouldn't have made it out alive
You know, I normally find your trolling somewhat funny, but thats just fucked up. Sprinkles really could have died, and not only that, but he was courageous enough to put himself back in harms way to make sure his family was safe. I don't care weather you're joking or not, fuck you
....... nothing to say ,
well thank god you and your family is O.K
User
SRAW said:
Damn, I hoped sprinkles wouldn't have made it out alive
You know, I normally find your trolling somewhat funny, but thats just fucked up. Sprinkles really could have died, and not only that, but he was courageous enough to put himself back in harms way to make sure his family was safe. I don't care weather you're joking or not, fuck you
Truck
User
where the fuck do u find this shit
Truck
User
The good news is Jesus Christ, you stupid fuck.
User
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl plz
You: a shit load?my pleasure
Stranger: sorry
You: why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: fuck you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: asl plz
You: a shit load?my pleasure
Stranger: sorry
You: why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: fuck you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
User
Outcast said:
Rockbomb said:
I have a feeling that you didn't get connected to the same person Outcast, rather there are some people from 4chan messing around.
People who actually say the same things?
aaronjer you're not talking about me are ya?
Yeah. They go on there and they'll start the conversation off with the same thing, "what is air?" in this case. Then there will be a codeword that you're supposed to respond with, which they use to find each other on there.
It then usually goes on something like:
"Hurr durr, found you! Sup /b/ro?"
"Nothin much, just... THE GAME"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
"For teh lulz /b/ro, for the lulz"
"ok well imma go look for more people"
"me too, later faggot"
"fuck you"
Your parter has disconnected.
User
Stranger: YOUR ALL THAT I WANT
You: HO
You: I'M NOT
Stranger: i am not D:
Stranger: hahaha
You: lol
Stranger: sir do you whip your hair back and forth
You: lol what?
You: no
You: what is whip?
Stranger: OF COURSE YOU DO DO NOT LIE
You: id o
Stranger: I SUPPOSE NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT AIR IS
You: lol now i know what whip is
You: so no
You: Air is pressure
Stranger: dont play smart with me boy
You: :)
Stranger: HIDE YO KIDS
Stranger: HIDE YO WIFE
You: yo
You: hide yoself
Stranger: JUST NO
Stranger: GTFO
Stranger: Y U NO UNDERSTAND
You: Hey nigg careful yo words
You: Shit's crazy yo
You: Y'know what i'm sayin'?
Stranger: YOU SPARKLE YOU KNOW WHY
Stranger: BECAUSE YOUR A FAGGOT JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN
You: Who da fuck is edward cullen
Stranger: OH DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME BOY
Stranger: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO EDWARD CULLEN IS
Stranger: HE IS YOUR GAY LOVER
You: How 'bout getting yo bitch-ass kicked nigga?
Stranger: GO ON TRY IT YA HOMO
You: I'll do
You: I got skillz
Stranger: YEAH SKILLZ OF PUTTIN YO DICK UP OTHERS DUDES ASSES
Stranger: IM NOT INTO THAT SHIT THANKS
You: Ya includin' yours
You: Don't hide from meh
Stranger: YOU WISH
You: I SEE YOU
Stranger: YOU WISH YOU SAW ME YOU CANT EVEN SEE ME IN YOUR DREAMS
Stranger: MY BEAUTY IS OVERWHELMING
You: Okay,stop scratching yo head then
Stranger: im not actually
Stranger: therefor you fail at life
Stranger: end of story
You: You'll be back....you KNOW you want me :)
Stranger: go suck a big fuckin dick
Stranger: i do not want you
Stranger: norr will i ever
Stranger: i am not gay
Stranger: or a homo
Stranger: for that matter
You: Oh don't be afraid nigga
Stranger: trolololololol
You: Yo i think you just shit in yo pants huh
Stranger: goodbye fagg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-------------------------------------------------
(after 5 minutes)
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Pressure nigga :)
You: Yo i'm back
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--------------------------------------------------
(wtf same person again)
Stranger: air
Stranger: what is it?
You: pressure yo nigg
Stranger: pedobear?
You: ow
You: so you still think the same as b4?
You: huh
You: fuck u
Stranger: PEADOBEAR?
Stranger: are you forever alone?
You: i'm forever your nightmare
Stranger: you are!?
You: y'know what u'm sayin' nigga?
You: hahhaah
You: typos are cool
Stranger: Y U NO KNO
Stranger: yo' momma's cool too
You: cuz i ain't a fag like u
You: ya she's cool
Stranger: orly?
You: yours is not though
You: yep
Stranger: oh cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
----------------------------------------------
You: Air?
Stranger: what is air?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: TROLLIN?!
You: NOT!
Stranger: D;!
You: D:
Stranger: Forever alone.
You: No,not at all
Stranger: Me gusta? :3
You: Me lafren?
Stranger: Oui :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback
-----------------------------------------------
Stranger: I AM LUKE SKYWALKER
You: o rlly?
Stranger: YEH
Stranger: I AM NOW DAVID TENNANT
You: Well done sir
Stranger: I AM NOW JOHNNY DEPP
You: kewl
You: I AM NOW AIR
Stranger: I AM NOW MEGAN FOX
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Pressure nigg
You: :)
Stranger: A MIXTURE OF GASES ACTUALLY
You: Not
Stranger: YES
You: Naw
Stranger: a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of; "air pollution"
You: o rlly?
You: i think u wrong
Stranger: NO
You: Air is mainly composed of nitrogen, oxygen, and argon, which together constitute the major gases of the atmosphere. The remaining gases are often referred to as trace gases
Stranger: FUCK OFF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: HO
You: I'M NOT
Stranger: i am not D:
Stranger: hahaha
You: lol
Stranger: sir do you whip your hair back and forth
You: lol what?
You: no
You: what is whip?
Stranger: OF COURSE YOU DO DO NOT LIE
You: id o
Stranger: I SUPPOSE NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT AIR IS
You: lol now i know what whip is
You: so no
You: Air is pressure
Stranger: dont play smart with me boy
You: :)
Stranger: HIDE YO KIDS
Stranger: HIDE YO WIFE
You: yo
You: hide yoself
Stranger: JUST NO
Stranger: GTFO
Stranger: Y U NO UNDERSTAND
You: Hey nigg careful yo words
You: Shit's crazy yo
You: Y'know what i'm sayin'?
Stranger: YOU SPARKLE YOU KNOW WHY
Stranger: BECAUSE YOUR A FAGGOT JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN
You: Who da fuck is edward cullen
Stranger: OH DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME BOY
Stranger: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO EDWARD CULLEN IS
Stranger: HE IS YOUR GAY LOVER
You: How 'bout getting yo bitch-ass kicked nigga?
Stranger: GO ON TRY IT YA HOMO
You: I'll do
You: I got skillz
Stranger: YEAH SKILLZ OF PUTTIN YO DICK UP OTHERS DUDES ASSES
Stranger: IM NOT INTO THAT SHIT THANKS
You: Ya includin' yours
You: Don't hide from meh
Stranger: YOU WISH
You: I SEE YOU
Stranger: YOU WISH YOU SAW ME YOU CANT EVEN SEE ME IN YOUR DREAMS
Stranger: MY BEAUTY IS OVERWHELMING
You: Okay,stop scratching yo head then
Stranger: im not actually
Stranger: therefor you fail at life
Stranger: end of story
You: You'll be back....you KNOW you want me :)
Stranger: go suck a big fuckin dick
Stranger: i do not want you
Stranger: norr will i ever
Stranger: i am not gay
Stranger: or a homo
Stranger: for that matter
You: Oh don't be afraid nigga
Stranger: trolololololol
You: Yo i think you just shit in yo pants huh
Stranger: goodbye fagg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-------------------------------------------------
(after 5 minutes)
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Pressure nigga :)
You: Yo i'm back
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--------------------------------------------------
(wtf same person again)
Stranger: air
Stranger: what is it?
You: pressure yo nigg
Stranger: pedobear?
You: ow
You: so you still think the same as b4?
You: huh
You: fuck u
Stranger: PEADOBEAR?
Stranger: are you forever alone?
You: i'm forever your nightmare
Stranger: you are!?
You: y'know what u'm sayin' nigga?
You: hahhaah
You: typos are cool
Stranger: Y U NO KNO
Stranger: yo' momma's cool too
You: cuz i ain't a fag like u
You: ya she's cool
Stranger: orly?
You: yours is not though
You: yep
Stranger: oh cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
----------------------------------------------
You: Air?
Stranger: what is air?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: TROLLIN?!
You: NOT!
Stranger: D;!
You: D:
Stranger: Forever alone.
You: No,not at all
Stranger: Me gusta? :3
You: Me lafren?
Stranger: Oui :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback
-----------------------------------------------
Stranger: I AM LUKE SKYWALKER
You: o rlly?
Stranger: YEH
Stranger: I AM NOW DAVID TENNANT
You: Well done sir
Stranger: I AM NOW JOHNNY DEPP
You: kewl
You: I AM NOW AIR
Stranger: I AM NOW MEGAN FOX
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Pressure nigg
You: :)
Stranger: A MIXTURE OF GASES ACTUALLY
You: Not
Stranger: YES
You: Naw
Stranger: a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of; "air pollution"
You: o rlly?
You: i think u wrong
Stranger: NO
You: Air is mainly composed of nitrogen, oxygen, and argon, which together constitute the major gases of the atmosphere. The remaining gases are often referred to as trace gases
Stranger: FUCK OFF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
User
Fuck this kid anyway,i told ya greek kids in forums are annoying what didn't you understand
User
SpiKe' said:
Duh! I asked about a script and you are talking about pussies!
You are all OFFTOPIC! Anyways I found it myself!
You are all OFFTOPIC! Anyways I found it myself!
Fuck you too, son.
Superjer is the *definition* of offtopic, hadn't you noticed?
User
fuck awp you tmp that shit[/sarcasm]
Truck
User
Fuck it I'm reinstalling Ubuntu.
Truck
User
FallingShit said:
Censor this mofos!
**BAD IMAGE**
**BAD IMAGE**
You meant:
?
Truck
User
Censor this mofos!
**BAD IMAGE**
**BAD IMAGE**
Truck
User
I've come to the conclusions over the past week or so that under no circumstances can I ever visit this forum in a public setting.
also cheer the fuck up rockbomb.
also cheer the fuck up rockbomb.
User
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oh hi
Stranger: hihiih
You: press 1 for cybersex
Stranger: m, f
You: whatever you want
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: do u have awesome boobs?
You: yes, but only because i'm fat
You: I also have a penis, as I am male.
You: do you have awesome boobs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: sup
Stranger: the ceiling
Stranger: .... what about u
You: question: why does everybody d/c? is it cyber or gtfo?
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: although many people gtfo when they are cybering
You: the last person was 'typing' permanently, that was cool
You: but didn't say a thing
You: lol get the fuck off
Stranger: i seee
Stranger: that is super upsetting
Stranger: you should have yelled at that hoe
You: this place
You: makes me want to bloodninja
You: so hard
Stranger: i actually do need to go take a shower... i got meetings and stuff..... but it was nice talking to you
Stranger: .... ps.....
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Stranger: dead..!
You: expelliarmus
Stranger: well touche
Stranger: on that note
Stranger: BYE!
Stranger: SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
the trick is to make them think that you could still cyber at any second...
ps davedays, plz enchant your gear.
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oh hi
Stranger: hihiih
You: press 1 for cybersex
Stranger: m, f
You: whatever you want
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: do u have awesome boobs?
You: yes, but only because i'm fat
You: I also have a penis, as I am male.
You: do you have awesome boobs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: sup
Stranger: the ceiling
Stranger: .... what about u
You: question: why does everybody d/c? is it cyber or gtfo?
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: although many people gtfo when they are cybering
You: the last person was 'typing' permanently, that was cool
You: but didn't say a thing
You: lol get the fuck off
Stranger: i seee
Stranger: that is super upsetting
Stranger: you should have yelled at that hoe
You: this place
You: makes me want to bloodninja
You: so hard
Stranger: i actually do need to go take a shower... i got meetings and stuff..... but it was nice talking to you
Stranger: .... ps.....
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Stranger: dead..!
You: expelliarmus
Stranger: well touche
Stranger: on that note
Stranger: BYE!
Stranger: SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
the trick is to make them think that you could still cyber at any second...
ps davedays, plz enchant your gear.
User
So I've always been fascinated by this, but have never really taken the time to do any research about it, so imma make this truck about it.
Radio waves... they're amazing. One device sends out signals, bounces them off of a satellite thousands of miles away, and another device receives the signals... undistorted... in a matter of seconds (much less actually).
So I guess part of the reason I don't really understand/am fascinated by this is, I don't really know what a radio wave IS. Is it sound? Light? Matter? What are they?
Also, how can they travel so far, through so many obstacles, without them being distorted? Surely when these waves hit the roof of my house trying to get to my cell phone they will be distorted at least a little right? Fuck no, they go right through with no interference at all.
And then, how do these signals get pointed at a direct location? Surely they can't be broadcasted across thousands of miles in span right? They sure can... which brings me to yet another pondering... how is it that millions of people can be broadcasting these signals through the air and none of them interfere with each other?
The more I think about it, the more unreal it seems. Anyone care to explain?
Radio waves... they're amazing. One device sends out signals, bounces them off of a satellite thousands of miles away, and another device receives the signals... undistorted... in a matter of seconds (much less actually).
So I guess part of the reason I don't really understand/am fascinated by this is, I don't really know what a radio wave IS. Is it sound? Light? Matter? What are they?
Also, how can they travel so far, through so many obstacles, without them being distorted? Surely when these waves hit the roof of my house trying to get to my cell phone they will be distorted at least a little right? Fuck no, they go right through with no interference at all.
And then, how do these signals get pointed at a direct location? Surely they can't be broadcasted across thousands of miles in span right? They sure can... which brings me to yet another pondering... how is it that millions of people can be broadcasting these signals through the air and none of them interfere with each other?
The more I think about it, the more unreal it seems. Anyone care to explain?
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fat kid = friends step brother = a down syndrom kid with limited vocabulari based around the words fuck and tits
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You: HAHAHAHA
You: FAG
Stranger: haaaaaahhahah
Stranger: lol
You: I BET YOU SUCK DICK
You: no serisley
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: whats up?
Stranger: ceiling with light bulbs
Stranger: why do you ask??
You: WANA COME TO MY CELLER FOR SOME POPCICLES
You: 2 dollers to touch it
You: comon man im desprit
Stranger: its 'wanna', ' cellar' and 'popsicles'
You: i can film you and my dog
Stranger: and its 'desperate'
Stranger: please learn to spell
You: my grammers sucks right now cuz your giving me suck a BONER!
You: such sorry i jizzed a little
Stranger: ok that sentence did not make any sense whatsoever
You: so like im gona go fuck your sister
You: so like
You: RAPE!
You have disconnected.
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You: lolacans
You: i just told a guy about my pulsing boner
Stranger: wtf
You: its masive
Stranger: WTMFH
You: 2 inches :) want some?
You: all japaneys stile
You: mhmm
You: lil came out
You: *slurp*
You: oh shit
You: my dads in my room
You: wasterbating with me
You: <_<
You: TELL HIM TO GTFO
You: NAO
You: D:<
You: HES EATING MY BONER~
You: oh shit
You: brb
You have disconnected.
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You: hi! :)
Stranger: ihi
Stranger: name
You: you can call me ice cream man
Stranger: hey
You: cuz you can lick my popsicle
You: :)
You: pwees, i need a fix bad
Stranger: name
You: IM JONESON!
You: JONESIN FOR A FIX
Stranger: jacson
You: then spank me.... HAAAAAAARD!
You: call me your bitch
You: wana see how far i can fit my boot up your ass?
You: its 13 inches
Stranger: hey go sleep stupid
You: Q_Q
You: by my self... :(
You: im so lonsome all i have is my hand and this razor blade
You: AND THAT TURNS ME ON!
You: AHHHHHH my NIPPLEZ
You: there like sausedge
You: mmhmm
You: allover my face
You: *slurp*
You: OH GOD
You: I WASTED SOME\
Stranger: hey
You: IT WILL TAKE MONTHS TO GET OUT OF MY HARE
You: D:<<<
Stranger: are you a girl
You: i have a cock does that make me a woman
You: BITCH
You: ILL CUT YOU
You: UP ALL BAD
You: FUCKER
You: HOW DARE YOU
You have disconnected.
more will come
You: FAG
Stranger: haaaaaahhahah
Stranger: lol
You: I BET YOU SUCK DICK
You: no serisley
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: whats up?
Stranger: ceiling with light bulbs
Stranger: why do you ask??
You: WANA COME TO MY CELLER FOR SOME POPCICLES
You: 2 dollers to touch it
You: comon man im desprit
Stranger: its 'wanna', ' cellar' and 'popsicles'
You: i can film you and my dog
Stranger: and its 'desperate'
Stranger: please learn to spell
You: my grammers sucks right now cuz your giving me suck a BONER!
You: such sorry i jizzed a little
Stranger: ok that sentence did not make any sense whatsoever
You: so like im gona go fuck your sister
You: so like
You: RAPE!
You have disconnected.
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You: lolacans
You: i just told a guy about my pulsing boner
Stranger: wtf
You: its masive
Stranger: WTMFH
You: 2 inches :) want some?
You: all japaneys stile
You: mhmm
You: lil came out
You: *slurp*
You: oh shit
You: my dads in my room
You: wasterbating with me
You: <_<
You: TELL HIM TO GTFO
You: NAO
You: D:<
You: HES EATING MY BONER~
You: oh shit
You: brb
You have disconnected.
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You: hi! :)
Stranger: ihi
Stranger: name
You: you can call me ice cream man
Stranger: hey
You: cuz you can lick my popsicle
You: :)
You: pwees, i need a fix bad
Stranger: name
You: IM JONESON!
You: JONESIN FOR A FIX
Stranger: jacson
You: then spank me.... HAAAAAAARD!
You: call me your bitch
You: wana see how far i can fit my boot up your ass?
You: its 13 inches
Stranger: hey go sleep stupid
You: Q_Q
You: by my self... :(
You: im so lonsome all i have is my hand and this razor blade
You: AND THAT TURNS ME ON!
You: AHHHHHH my NIPPLEZ
You: there like sausedge
You: mmhmm
You: allover my face
You: *slurp*
You: OH GOD
You: I WASTED SOME\
Stranger: hey
You: IT WILL TAKE MONTHS TO GET OUT OF MY HARE
You: D:<<<
Stranger: are you a girl
You: i have a cock does that make me a woman
You: BITCH
You: ILL CUT YOU
You: UP ALL BAD
You: FUCKER
You: HOW DARE YOU
You have disconnected.
more will come
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SRAW said:
AND DOES MY BIG TEXT SCARE YOU CAUSE IF IT DOES YOUR A PUSSY
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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aaronjer said:
You have to buy the game to play it period.
well fuck
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cannot connect to server, probably down.
i think i just axeadentley chrome
fuck it ill be back in 6 houers
i think i just axeadentley chrome
fuck it ill be back in 6 houers
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Anyone know what kind of music this'd be categorized as, or know of any similar music?
If I could sum up how this song makes me feel in one picture, it'd be this one:
If I could sum up how this song makes me feel in one picture, it'd be this one:
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I had a dream with an impressive plot twist.
I was a spy for a sort of global criminal organization. One of those James Bond type organizations except without silly giant lasers and ridiculous henchmen. We still had an evil island headquarters though. We were pretty much just making money illegally and occasionally assassinating people. Of course, in James Bond fashion, there was a super-spy and a secret government task force out to stop us.
The super-spy's codename was Idea. I never found out her real name. She was tall, beautiful and a total badass. Everywhere she went our schemes fell into disarray. I have fond memories of escaping from one of my organization's secret mountain bases just before she blew it up. I believe that occurred in Switzerland. As time went on I noticed more and more that although she had impressive combat skills and a tactical mind, nearly endless resources, and competent allies her most potent weapon was luck. Buildings would crash down around her and leave her unscratched, while crushing her enemies. That sort of thing.
My organization's evil board of directors decided to lay a trap for her. We leaked information about our secret island headquarters while at the same time we moved our important assets elsewhere. Our plan was to set an ambush for her there, which I was the leader of, and if we failed we'd blow up the entire island and her with it. For once, everything seemed to be falling into place for us. She came to the island alone, and after a short chase we managed to corner her up against a cliff. Before I finished raising my gun to shoot her I was already worried because of the grin on her face. My handgun was freed from my grasp by means of a sniper bullet, and my team was immediately shot dead by special forces hiding in the forest around us. She knew who I was, and knew that I had information. As a last ditch effort I activated the detonator to destroy the island and with it both of us. Quite unpredictably, it did not function. She told me she had already disarmed the bomb.
This... this was not possible. Not even just villain yelling "IMPOSSIBLE!" kind of impossible. It was really, actually and totally impossible. I had just set the bomb and walked out of the only entrance to the base to meet her as she came in from the beach. My people were watching her the whole time. Maybe someone else could have disarmed the bomb, but it certainly wasn't her. I mentioned my revelation to her, and to my surprise, she looked just as confused as I was. She then looked as though she had just come upon a most horrifying realization. At that moment the world began to fade away. Everyone and everything except her slowly turned dark and disappeared. She fell unconscious and to the non-existent floor. At the same time she inexplicably lost a decade of age. She had been in her late twenties before and now looked like she was about eighteen.
A new world formed around us. A small, poorly lit world. Even with only morning light coming through a covered window I could tell this was a teenage girl's room. Cluttered posters of sexy men and cosmetic messiness. Idea was in what appeared to be her bed, just stirring to wake up. It then occurred to me that I had not traveled through time, and that this wasn't some ridiculous plot to extract information from me. Everything had been her dream. It made perfect sense. She was the center of everything and her luck really was a thing of fantasy. The only thing that didn't fit is that I didn't disappear with the fantasy. My suit was even still a little sandy from being on the island.
I was at a complete loss for action or words. I had no immediate reason to kill her anymore, as she clearly wasn't an actual super-spy... and the criminal organization I worked for didn't even exist. I tried desperately to think of what I should do in this situation when Idea's yelp of surprise brought me to full attention. She was just as surprised to see me as I was to exist. My impulsive instinct was to shoot her and run away, and my back-up handgun had come out of the dream with me. I did not do this though. My curiosity was a strong deterrent. Also one has to be very determined to go through with the shooting a of a pretty, unarmed girl in her underwear. I was greedy evil, not psychopath evil. Then she started screaming, I guess she was at a loss for rational action in this irrational situation as well. I instinctively pulled out my gun and pointed it at her, but this only made her scream incoherently and interject phrases like "don't shoot me" and "he's got a gun".
Before I could put the gun away, which I now felt foolish for bothering to point at her, her parents burst in through her door. They angrily asked me who the fuck I was. I responded truthfully by telling them I didn't know because she didn't think up a name for me. The father, armed with a .45, clearly believed me to be armed and insane and fired at me. With apparent success I dove out of the way and fired back. I was an excellent marksman in Idea's imagination, and that didn't change here. I was quite sure I had put a bullet in both her parent's brains, regardless of how tangled I was with Idea after having dived in the direction far less likely to receive bullets. Despite this, her father continued to be alive and point a gun at me. I fired again with no effect. I paused with confusion and her parents paused with hesitation. I suppose Idea preferred to be alone in bed, and she unceremoniously dumped me on the floor. Now clear of accidental daughter shooting tragedies, Idea's father shot at me. His weapon also seemed to be firing blanks. I leapt up and threw a punch at him, which he was too inept to step out of the way of, and I found myself stumbling on the other side of him.
Apparently I had been reduced to being Idea's imaginary friend. Except I was more an imaginary enemy... and everyone else could see me... and I could touch her. I also seemed to be able to interact with physical objects in a frustratingly arbitrary manner. I did not pass through her bed or the floor I was standing on, but I did pass through his clothes as I passed through him . It was like a poorly written movie and I found it to be most irritating. Her father turned around to look for me, after I had got all up in his face and disappeared from his perspective. I attempted to grab the gun out of his hand, and much to my surprise, it actually worked! I was pretty sure I could really shoot him with this gun. Luckily for Idea's family structure and income, I realized he had no way of harming me before I decided to shoot him.
Sadly, I remember almost nothing after this point, as people wouldn't quit distracting me from writing this. There was something about a war going on with aliens which turned out to really be between God and the Devil. I was the only one unaffected by the devil's evil powers because I wasn't real or some shit like that. Also I'm pretty sure I sexually assaulted Idea in a bathroom at some point... while her friends were there. Hey, it was her fault I was evil. Shut up.
I was a spy for a sort of global criminal organization. One of those James Bond type organizations except without silly giant lasers and ridiculous henchmen. We still had an evil island headquarters though. We were pretty much just making money illegally and occasionally assassinating people. Of course, in James Bond fashion, there was a super-spy and a secret government task force out to stop us.
The super-spy's codename was Idea. I never found out her real name. She was tall, beautiful and a total badass. Everywhere she went our schemes fell into disarray. I have fond memories of escaping from one of my organization's secret mountain bases just before she blew it up. I believe that occurred in Switzerland. As time went on I noticed more and more that although she had impressive combat skills and a tactical mind, nearly endless resources, and competent allies her most potent weapon was luck. Buildings would crash down around her and leave her unscratched, while crushing her enemies. That sort of thing.
My organization's evil board of directors decided to lay a trap for her. We leaked information about our secret island headquarters while at the same time we moved our important assets elsewhere. Our plan was to set an ambush for her there, which I was the leader of, and if we failed we'd blow up the entire island and her with it. For once, everything seemed to be falling into place for us. She came to the island alone, and after a short chase we managed to corner her up against a cliff. Before I finished raising my gun to shoot her I was already worried because of the grin on her face. My handgun was freed from my grasp by means of a sniper bullet, and my team was immediately shot dead by special forces hiding in the forest around us. She knew who I was, and knew that I had information. As a last ditch effort I activated the detonator to destroy the island and with it both of us. Quite unpredictably, it did not function. She told me she had already disarmed the bomb.
This... this was not possible. Not even just villain yelling "IMPOSSIBLE!" kind of impossible. It was really, actually and totally impossible. I had just set the bomb and walked out of the only entrance to the base to meet her as she came in from the beach. My people were watching her the whole time. Maybe someone else could have disarmed the bomb, but it certainly wasn't her. I mentioned my revelation to her, and to my surprise, she looked just as confused as I was. She then looked as though she had just come upon a most horrifying realization. At that moment the world began to fade away. Everyone and everything except her slowly turned dark and disappeared. She fell unconscious and to the non-existent floor. At the same time she inexplicably lost a decade of age. She had been in her late twenties before and now looked like she was about eighteen.
A new world formed around us. A small, poorly lit world. Even with only morning light coming through a covered window I could tell this was a teenage girl's room. Cluttered posters of sexy men and cosmetic messiness. Idea was in what appeared to be her bed, just stirring to wake up. It then occurred to me that I had not traveled through time, and that this wasn't some ridiculous plot to extract information from me. Everything had been her dream. It made perfect sense. She was the center of everything and her luck really was a thing of fantasy. The only thing that didn't fit is that I didn't disappear with the fantasy. My suit was even still a little sandy from being on the island.
I was at a complete loss for action or words. I had no immediate reason to kill her anymore, as she clearly wasn't an actual super-spy... and the criminal organization I worked for didn't even exist. I tried desperately to think of what I should do in this situation when Idea's yelp of surprise brought me to full attention. She was just as surprised to see me as I was to exist. My impulsive instinct was to shoot her and run away, and my back-up handgun had come out of the dream with me. I did not do this though. My curiosity was a strong deterrent. Also one has to be very determined to go through with the shooting a of a pretty, unarmed girl in her underwear. I was greedy evil, not psychopath evil. Then she started screaming, I guess she was at a loss for rational action in this irrational situation as well. I instinctively pulled out my gun and pointed it at her, but this only made her scream incoherently and interject phrases like "don't shoot me" and "he's got a gun".
Before I could put the gun away, which I now felt foolish for bothering to point at her, her parents burst in through her door. They angrily asked me who the fuck I was. I responded truthfully by telling them I didn't know because she didn't think up a name for me. The father, armed with a .45, clearly believed me to be armed and insane and fired at me. With apparent success I dove out of the way and fired back. I was an excellent marksman in Idea's imagination, and that didn't change here. I was quite sure I had put a bullet in both her parent's brains, regardless of how tangled I was with Idea after having dived in the direction far less likely to receive bullets. Despite this, her father continued to be alive and point a gun at me. I fired again with no effect. I paused with confusion and her parents paused with hesitation. I suppose Idea preferred to be alone in bed, and she unceremoniously dumped me on the floor. Now clear of accidental daughter shooting tragedies, Idea's father shot at me. His weapon also seemed to be firing blanks. I leapt up and threw a punch at him, which he was too inept to step out of the way of, and I found myself stumbling on the other side of him.
Apparently I had been reduced to being Idea's imaginary friend. Except I was more an imaginary enemy... and everyone else could see me... and I could touch her. I also seemed to be able to interact with physical objects in a frustratingly arbitrary manner. I did not pass through her bed or the floor I was standing on, but I did pass through his clothes as I passed through him . It was like a poorly written movie and I found it to be most irritating. Her father turned around to look for me, after I had got all up in his face and disappeared from his perspective. I attempted to grab the gun out of his hand, and much to my surprise, it actually worked! I was pretty sure I could really shoot him with this gun. Luckily for Idea's family structure and income, I realized he had no way of harming me before I decided to shoot him.
Sadly, I remember almost nothing after this point, as people wouldn't quit distracting me from writing this. There was something about a war going on with aliens which turned out to really be between God and the Devil. I was the only one unaffected by the devil's evil powers because I wasn't real or some shit like that. Also I'm pretty sure I sexually assaulted Idea in a bathroom at some point... while her friends were there. Hey, it was her fault I was evil. Shut up.
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sprinkles said:
I hope you do get banned. You're blowing this out of proportion, nobody gives a fuck about you making hacks.
I was joking dude, damn...
Also, more spinnaface:
Sick vid
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Rockbomb said:
I would say that Sprinkles used hacks to find them, but I'dprobably get banned.
I hope you do get banned. You're blowing this out of proportion, nobody gives a fuck about you making hacks.
NatureJay said:
Rockbomb said:
I would say that Sprinkles used hacks to find them, but I'dprobably get banned.
You would get banned for being a bad influence on poor, innocent sprinkles.
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Wouldn't it be best to just assume based on the evidence at hand? There's no way to prove anything on the internet, so wouldn't it be normal to believe a person with a male name is in fact male?
Er... my own opinion aside, I'm pretty sure popular consensus would agree with Havokk on that matter. Also, what the fuck does that have to do with this?!
SRAW said:
No need to be surprised, since Havokk was the same dude who thought ff7 was better than ff9
Er... my own opinion aside, I'm pretty sure popular consensus would agree with Havokk on that matter. Also, what the fuck does that have to do with this?!
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aaronjer said:
Rockbomb said:
C'mon... honestly I'm not offended that you banned me, but please change my status... I do not cheat at video games.
I'm not ever going to believe you don't hack. No rational person would ever believe you don't hack. Whoever gave you that title apparently is also rational.
aaronjer said:
Given that the only rule on this forum is don't piss off the admins it should be easy to avoid getting summarily banned. Hacks and child porn are pretty much the only thing that will piss us off. It's really easy to avoid pissing us off.
You had 29 hours to stop talking about hacks and thereby avoid pissing off the admins. You even posted a link to hacking related material (which I probably should have banned you for on the spot). Seriously. Just shut the fuck up about hacks. Do not post things about hacks other than that you hate them. Also do not post pictures of a 9-year old boy having sex with a dog on top of a Lamborghini. That would also get you banned.
Well, I wasn't planning on using this alt account to post, since I know it will just piss you off more, but I'm banned already anyway so what hell, might as well use it to throw my opinion out there...
As for your comment on nobody believing that I don't hack, why don't you ask around a little before making a comment like that. I play cs with Sprinkles and Havok on a regular basis on AOG's servers, and I've played with a few other members on here at Sprinkle's beta testings... they can all attest that I don't use any hacks.
And, as for my continuation of talking about hacks, you continued talking about them as well, and I was merely responding to your(and other's) posts... if you wanted the conversation to end, why did you carry it on?
And the link I posted? Did you even look at it? It was about how aimbots use trigonometry and other math skills to calculate where other players are in location to yourself. Yes, its about hacking, but it was actually very interesting and was not anything anybody could just download and use, or even really promote the use of any hacks.
So, I'm guessing this account will be promptly banned as well, but seriously... please change my title. At least ask around to the people who have played with me (or hell, why not play with me yourself?).
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Rockbomb said:
C'mon... honestly I'm not offended that you banned me, but please change my status... I do not cheat at video games.
I'm not ever going to believe you don't hack. No rational person would ever believe you don't hack. Whoever gave you that title apparently is also rational.
aaronjer said:
Given that the only rule on this forum is don't piss off the admins it should be easy to avoid getting summarily banned. Hacks and child porn are pretty much the only thing that will piss us off. It's really easy to avoid pissing us off.
You had 29 hours to stop talking about hacks and thereby avoid pissing off the admins. You even posted a link to hacking related material (which I probably should have banned you for on the spot). Seriously. Just shut the fuck up about hacks. Do not post things about hacks other than that you hate them. Also do not post pictures of a 9-year old boy having sex with a dog on top of a Lamborghini. That would also get you banned.
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Or you have to be Mello. SJ and I don't know Mello. I just randomly made him an admin one day. He didn't even ask and all he ever does with admin powers is fuck with people. It's AWESOME.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?! Why would you want to make hacks more available to people? People who are looking for hacks SHOULD get viruses. They deserve it. They also deserve to be drawn and quartered.
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the_cloud_system said:
sweedish hooker
You expect me to be pissed? It's legal to fuck 15 year olds in Sweden, so your country failes!
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Fuck man, that's exactly the opposite of what we should do.
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SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
WORDS
... I think my head hurts, so I take back that statement about calling you a knucklehead, havokk
I was ganna go off on you but ill let it slide this time :)
Fuck it slid into my leg!
you stupid piece of shit. go home and masturbate to gay porn while using tears and snot as lubricant. Knuckle head..pshh..that pun is so lame i cant counter it...
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Stranger: do YOU like fetuses being killed?
You: Haha.
You: That is phrased poorly.
You: I think that a woman has a right to choose what happens to her body.
Stranger: oh fuck that mate what choice does the kid have
Stranger: no choice
Stranger: the woman had a choice when she had sex and got pregnant. the woman always has more choice than the kid
You: Rape?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Haha.
You: That is phrased poorly.
You: I think that a woman has a right to choose what happens to her body.
Stranger: oh fuck that mate what choice does the kid have
Stranger: no choice
Stranger: the woman had a choice when she had sex and got pregnant. the woman always has more choice than the kid
You: Rape?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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EDIT:
Ok so... I went ahead and bought a domain, and now I have no idea what to do. I've been looking at a bunch of different tutorials but they're all confusing as fuck.
So basically, I would like to use this domain for two things...
1.) Email. The name of the domain is zard0.us, so I can make an email that is h@zard0.us
2.) Since I own the domain, I might as well use it to replace my IP with, so I'd like to do that as well.
Ok so... I went ahead and bought a domain, and now I have no idea what to do. I've been looking at a bunch of different tutorials but they're all confusing as fuck.
So basically, I would like to use this domain for two things...
1.) Email. The name of the domain is zard0.us, so I can make an email that is h@zard0.us
2.) Since I own the domain, I might as well use it to replace my IP with, so I'd like to do that as well.
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So... I just realized something.
My server comp has gone from being 192.168.0.11 to being 192.168.0.9
How the fuck am I supposed to port forward to a dynamic IP?
Is there a way to keep the LAN addresses from changing?
Edit: SJ would you mind adding me on messenger? If you wouldn't mind, I'll give you remote access to my server comp and my router... and if you can get my server accessible from outside my LAN I might be feeling generous enough to make a donation via PayPal
My server comp has gone from being 192.168.0.11 to being 192.168.0.9
How the fuck am I supposed to port forward to a dynamic IP?
Is there a way to keep the LAN addresses from changing?
Edit: SJ would you mind adding me on messenger? If you wouldn't mind, I'll give you remote access to my server comp and my router... and if you can get my server accessible from outside my LAN I might be feeling generous enough to make a donation via PayPal
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How the fuck do I setup a Linux CS 1.6 server?
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melloyellow582 said:
Mate de Vita said:
True, it's more awesomer.
You could have said "more awesome". I would have even let "awesomer" slide. But BOTH?
-20 points 'cause I'm feeling sassy.
Yeah, well, fuck you.
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oh wait damnit... thats how you baptize SRAW u first have to smack the bitchness out of him... fuck...
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Rockbomb said:
SRAW said:
system of a down - chop suey
metallica - where the wild things are <<< freaky song
slipcock - wait and bleed
metallica - where the wild things are <<< freaky song
slipcock - wait and bleed
well... i was talking to sprinkles, but since you actually picked some decent songs... ok.
no fuck that
sonata artica - woulf and ravin
asher roth - I Love College
disturbed - liberate
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WAHT THE FUCK MAN!
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fuck blame my net
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sprinkles said:
She has like the perfect nose for snorting crack cocaine.
you think so to?
SRAW said:
the_cloud_system has 2 millenium of posts :(
dont say shit or aj will fuck shit up all bad
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Shit works now, or some shit. Fuck I don't know.
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aaronjer said:
I can barely understand anything she says...
I muted it cuz the song blows... which is fun cuz then you get to make up your own lyrics.
Here's what I cam up with:
Quote:
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!Fuck me!
I know... I'm a lyrical genious
User
derp is more for guys orgasms and im pretty confident in saying i think i want to fuck ke$ha am i allowed to say that? 
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User
fuck all your shit
User
Stranger: You?
You: Quite
Stranger: What?
You: Never mind.
You: Yes.
You: Yes i have.
Stranger: Oh ok. I was like what the flying fuck does quite mean
You: You've never heard the word "quite" before?
Stranger: Well yeah but like weird brittish people say it
You: Ah
You: Maybe when you get older, your peer group's vocabulary will expand
You: And you will be able to hear new and exciting words
Stranger: Dude are you like 45 or something becAuse I don't want to be talking to an old man
You: Quite
Stranger: What?
You: Never mind.
You: Yes.
You: Yes i have.
Stranger: Oh ok. I was like what the flying fuck does quite mean
You: You've never heard the word "quite" before?
Stranger: Well yeah but like weird brittish people say it
You: Ah
You: Maybe when you get older, your peer group's vocabulary will expand
You: And you will be able to hear new and exciting words
Stranger: Dude are you like 45 or something becAuse I don't want to be talking to an old man
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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!?!?
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SRAW said:
Just use windows movie maker and paint
yah, fuck yah
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superjer said:
I don't know what the fuck SRAW is trying to say.
... it's ok, let's play vegetable game!
http://www.kongregate.com/games/TerryCavanagh_B/vegetable-game
warning, do not play vegetable game
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Flash sites are Flash... within HTML.
I don't know what the fuck SRAW is trying to say.
I don't know what the fuck SRAW is trying to say.
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the_cloud_system said:
fuck b4 you talk
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talk b4 you fuck
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sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
It teases the fuck out of us. Little bitch.
So you and your sister have 3-somes?
Who doesn't have 3-somes with their relatives?
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SolidKAYOS said:
It teases the fuck out of us. Little bitch.
So you and your sister have 3-somes?
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User
Jake?! said:
Does it come back "on" sometimes if you tilt the screen?
When she opens it it will but then it goes away. It teases the fuck out of us. Little bitch.
User
fuck my net >.<
tell me how it goes
tell me how it goes
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sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system's sig said:
shit, fuck!
***BOONDOCK SAINTS 2***
Not as good as the first one.
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the_cloud_system's sig said:
shit, fuck!
Sick vid
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User
I just bought seven of them. You'd better be right about this monitor or I will fuck up your title SO bad.
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fuck, that.
go to a fucken yard sale and get one for 20 bucks
fucking 200$ moiniter...
go to a fucken yard sale and get one for 20 bucks
fucking 200$ moiniter...
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the_cloud_system said:
seeing that you "pulled the cord" and the screen is "abnormally yellow" probley means that you fucked up your screen.
i had a power surge do that to my screen
i had a power surge do that to my screen
Well, the screen wasn't working at the time (It said that it had no input or similiar, even if it worked just fine 10 minutes earlier) and was just completely black. I had to turn the computer off and there was no other way. That I was aware of atleast.
Well, fuck. I changed the wire between the screen and my computer to a new one, hoping it would work better. Guess not. So it's probably the enlarger or my ****card thingy.
Somebody please tell me it's not the ****card because my other screen isn't tinted...
Teh enlargarh is the little thingy I need because my computer/screen is too old/young.
HALP MEH!
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User
id fuck him
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User
This Will Be The Last One I Make ,,,,,,,,,
I am willing to trade a CS:S CD key Witch Is Still Good Never Been Used For , CS 1.6
Here is a pic to prove I aint fucking lien either
and i wont fuck nobody over , i been here for awhile and i aint a fucking thief either , but i wanna do it with someone i can trust too , cause you guys can just recover the account and i am stuck with shit,..
I am willing to trade a CS:S CD key Witch Is Still Good Never Been Used For , CS 1.6
Here is a pic to prove I aint fucking lien either
and i wont fuck nobody over , i been here for awhile and i aint a fucking thief either , but i wanna do it with someone i can trust too , cause you guys can just recover the account and i am stuck with shit,..
User
Nope, since you guys established that I was a troll, I decided to help you failures and post some useful links to counter trolls.
For example:
Troll : LOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SRAW sucks.
Wrong reply:
SRAW: Fuck you troll o0o
the troll wins, since it's basic trolling 101 that if your victims call you a troll, you have succeeded in getting them enraged.
Correct reply:
SRAW: I respect your opinion, and I am sure many smart individuals like yourself would agree that I suck, but for all intents and purposes, sprinkles suck more.
then the troll will target sprinkles, and you have succeeded in beating it.
For example:
Troll : LOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SRAW sucks.
Wrong reply:
SRAW: Fuck you troll o0o
the troll wins, since it's basic trolling 101 that if your victims call you a troll, you have succeeded in getting them enraged.
Correct reply:
SRAW: I respect your opinion, and I am sure many smart individuals like yourself would agree that I suck, but for all intents and purposes, sprinkles suck more.
then the troll will target sprinkles, and you have succeeded in beating it.
User
sprinkles said:
You fail at trolling, so shut the fuck up already.
User
SRAW said:
Do you even know what blasphemy means?
and he did have the title rocket man, until he complained and then aaronjer changed it to racquet man, and he also stole my sig, but then quickly changed it after we noticed it.
and he did have the title rocket man, until he complained and then aaronjer changed it to racquet man, and he also stole my sig, but then quickly changed it after we noticed it.
You fail at trolling, so shut the fuck up already.
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...the fuck?
User
So, probably about a year ago, I was thinking of different domain names that would be awesome to have for a site. There were two that I came up with that I really wanted, but both were taken. Those urls were 'malicio.us' and 'infectio.us', but both of them were already taken. I looked at malicio.us, and its some photography website where a guy is selling his photos, so he's not gonna sell it. But then I took a look at infectio.us, and got a blank white page... So I did a who.is search and got the guys info, and sent him a message asking if he'd be interested in selling it. He said make an offer, I offered $30, and he laughed at me and pretty much told me to fuck off.
So here I am a year later and I'm considering buying it again, but I'm not sure how much would be reasonable to pay. He doesn't use the domain, and according to dnscoop.com the domain is worth $0.
So, how much do you guys think would be a reasonable amount for him to be wanting, and whats the most you'd pay to have an awesome domain like that?
So here I am a year later and I'm considering buying it again, but I'm not sure how much would be reasonable to pay. He doesn't use the domain, and according to dnscoop.com the domain is worth $0.
So, how much do you guys think would be a reasonable amount for him to be wanting, and whats the most you'd pay to have an awesome domain like that?
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GAH FUCK *headdesk*
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the_cloud_system said:
... well fuck
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... well fuck
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the_cloud_system said:
what the fuck....english? err wha?
u ass
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what the fuck....english? err wha?
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Well I give a fuck. About the motherfuckin' Eastern Orthodox Church! Wooooo-ooooh!
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Just remember, eventually there will be no more school. Contrary to what everyone tells you, life does not get harder when you enter the working world, it gets WAY THE FUCK EASIER.
User
the_cloud_system said:
oh fuck, like its hard to login and change a line of code, he fuckin changed havvics post count!
I think that was edan actually..im not really sure..been long time.
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aaronjer said:
on my own
THE FUCK
More seriously, how did you do this?
User
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 19 f usa
Stranger: urs?
You: i liketh round backsides and i cannot tell a fable!
You: YOU OTHER GENTLEMEN CANNOT DENY THIS TRUTH
You: THAT WHEN A MAIDEN WALKS IN WITH WITH A TIGHT CORSET
You: And a larger back end
You: You are surprised
You: Fuck i can't think of anymore
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: 15 year old boy looking for a younger boy to cam with ••
You: Dari Mana Loe
You: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You have disconnected.
WTF!!!!
Stranger: 19 f usa
Stranger: urs?
You: i liketh round backsides and i cannot tell a fable!
You: YOU OTHER GENTLEMEN CANNOT DENY THIS TRUTH
You: THAT WHEN A MAIDEN WALKS IN WITH WITH A TIGHT CORSET
You: And a larger back end
You: You are surprised
You: Fuck i can't think of anymore
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: 15 year old boy looking for a younger boy to cam with ••
You: Dari Mana Loe
You: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You have disconnected.
WTF!!!!
User
oh fuck, like its hard to login and change a line of code, he fuckin changed havvics post count!
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sprinkles said:
Why would you use IE? My mom uses IE, and complains all the time saying "the internet is broken." I'm like "No mom you're using IE, try using a web browser."
Because chrome had issues with facebook chat for me, and there isn't the chrome plugin for firefox like there is IE. IE runs faster with the chrome plugin, and I don't have any issues with what I do. I realize this is the internet and it's almost a law that you have to blindly hold something up as being the best of its type while bashing anything different... but still... fuck off :)
User
You: hi
Stranger: why fucking ask that question if you are going to disconnect
Stranger: jeeze
Stranger: people these days
You: D:!
Stranger: Makeno fucking sense
Stranger: no offense to you or anything
Stranger: but
You: you maknofucken seance
Stranger: I know right
You: jese
You: next your gona say asl
You: and ill tell you
Stranger: lolno
You: and your gona dissconlect
You: !
Stranger: ?
You: dissconect*
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what are you gonna tell me?
You: im gona tell you im chris Hanson
You: and your on dateline nbc
Stranger: lol
You: well perv
Stranger: But
Stranger: I have no reason to be on your show Chris
You: yah you do
Stranger: I haven't touched a little kid
Stranger: I don't touch little kids
You: you just sead fucking to me
Stranger: :O
Stranger: For shame
You: and i took offence to that
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: But
You: IM ONLEY 8 YEARS OLD
Stranger: Maybe you need to be offended
Stranger: Here's my apology
Stranger: Oh
You: AND I SAW THE CONDOMS!
Stranger: And one more thing
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You have disconnected.
Stranger: why fucking ask that question if you are going to disconnect
Stranger: jeeze
Stranger: people these days
You: D:!
Stranger: Makeno fucking sense
Stranger: no offense to you or anything
Stranger: but
You: you maknofucken seance
Stranger: I know right
You: jese
You: next your gona say asl
You: and ill tell you
Stranger: lolno
You: and your gona dissconlect
You: !
Stranger: ?
You: dissconect*
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what are you gonna tell me?
You: im gona tell you im chris Hanson
You: and your on dateline nbc
Stranger: lol
You: well perv
Stranger: But
Stranger: I have no reason to be on your show Chris
You: yah you do
Stranger: I haven't touched a little kid
Stranger: I don't touch little kids
You: you just sead fucking to me
Stranger: :O
Stranger: For shame
You: and i took offence to that
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: But
You: IM ONLEY 8 YEARS OLD
Stranger: Maybe you need to be offended
Stranger: Here's my apology
Stranger: Oh
You: AND I SAW THE CONDOMS!
Stranger: And one more thing
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You have disconnected.
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User
What code? If you mean my local copy of the SDK it's out of date because Valve have since released updates and the one change I've saved was to correct a comment which had a misplaced space. I've done fuck all!
User
tranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: m.f
You: f....
You: for fully built greek guy
You: now bend
You: I SAID NOW!!
Stranger: m
Stranger: from
You: I DONT GIVE A FUCK I SAID BEND!
You: BEND NOW YOU TWINKLE TOES
Stranger: you name
You: I am gonna take you on a tour of the greek islands
You: Steve
Stranger: walid
You: NOW WHAT's MY NAME BITCH
Stranger: tunisa
You: beeeeeeend
Stranger: 23
You: BEND!
You: touch your toes
Stranger: gave me your msn
You: I will give you more than my msn
You: I will make you scream..NOW BEND!!!
Stranger: or your nm phonne
You: You BEND first
You: BEEEEEEEENDDD
Stranger: 0021625701074
Stranger: claudewalid@hotymail.fr
You: omg........just bend dude and let me get this jonah hill to your greek
Stranger: ok thx
Stranger: by
Stranger: by
Stranger: by
You: BEND!
You: NOIW!!!
You: NOW BITCH!!
You: BEND NOW!!
You: I will quit you
You: I will sweat you!
You: you will bleed
You: this will not be over quicly...You will not enjoy this...NOW BEND!
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Stranger: asl
You: im honrney for you babey
You: i want your vagina
You: in my cock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: hodey
You: i be cloud
You: you can call me cloud ;)
Stranger: hi cloud
Stranger: :D
You: i be looking for petafiles in theas hear parts
You: there be alot of them
Stranger: petafiles???
You: yus
Stranger: I don't get it
You: ._.
Stranger: =="
You: >:(
You: oh well
You: my names cloud
You: call me cloud
You: dont say asl or ill end your life @_@
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
You: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: THERE GONA GET YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi honey
You: hi
You: im home
You: you can not bleave the day i had
Stranger: Tell me more
You: i had to kill the morrisons kid
Stranger: damn shit
Stranger: did you kill them?
You: no, they ran away when i threatened them that i would cut the kids balls and shove it down there asses
You: oh well
You: i made 300 dollers from sellign the kids kidneys on the black marcut
Stranger: cool
You: yup
You: ...shit
You: its the job
You: i have to go kill some mexacaans
You: ill talk to you later honney
You: ill be home at 7
You: byeee
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: http://www.tube8.com/anal/pornstar-orgy/52706/
You: :O
Stranger: stop trying to get some.
You: YAY
You: PORN1!!!
You: Hi
Stranger: m.f
You: f....
You: for fully built greek guy
You: now bend
You: I SAID NOW!!
Stranger: m
Stranger: from
You: I DONT GIVE A FUCK I SAID BEND!
You: BEND NOW YOU TWINKLE TOES
Stranger: you name
You: I am gonna take you on a tour of the greek islands
You: Steve
Stranger: walid
You: NOW WHAT's MY NAME BITCH
Stranger: tunisa
You: beeeeeeend
Stranger: 23
You: BEND!
You: touch your toes
Stranger: gave me your msn
You: I will give you more than my msn
You: I will make you scream..NOW BEND!!!
Stranger: or your nm phonne
You: You BEND first
You: BEEEEEEEENDDD
Stranger: 0021625701074
Stranger: claudewalid@hotymail.fr
You: omg........just bend dude and let me get this jonah hill to your greek
Stranger: ok thx
Stranger: by
Stranger: by
Stranger: by
You: BEND!
You: NOIW!!!
You: NOW BITCH!!
You: BEND NOW!!
You: I will quit you
You: I will sweat you!
You: you will bleed
You: this will not be over quicly...You will not enjoy this...NOW BEND!
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Stranger: asl
You: im honrney for you babey
You: i want your vagina
You: in my cock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: hodey
You: i be cloud
You: you can call me cloud ;)
Stranger: hi cloud
Stranger: :D
You: i be looking for petafiles in theas hear parts
You: there be alot of them
Stranger: petafiles???
You: yus
Stranger: I don't get it
You: ._.
Stranger: =="
You: >:(
You: oh well
You: my names cloud
You: call me cloud
You: dont say asl or ill end your life @_@
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
You: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: THERE GONA GET YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi honey
You: hi
You: im home
You: you can not bleave the day i had
Stranger: Tell me more
You: i had to kill the morrisons kid
Stranger: damn shit
Stranger: did you kill them?
You: no, they ran away when i threatened them that i would cut the kids balls and shove it down there asses
You: oh well
You: i made 300 dollers from sellign the kids kidneys on the black marcut
Stranger: cool
You: yup
You: ...shit
You: its the job
You: i have to go kill some mexacaans
You: ill talk to you later honney
You: ill be home at 7
You: byeee
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: http://www.tube8.com/anal/pornstar-orgy/52706/
You: :O
Stranger: stop trying to get some.
You: YAY
You: PORN1!!!
User
You: hello stranger
You: want some candy?
Stranger: hello
You: jus' come into my van
You: I promise I wont take my pants off again
Stranger: where?
You: behind you
Stranger: wall is behind me
You: is wall your friend?
Stranger: nope
You: is it because wall is a bitch?
Stranger: yes
You: why is wall a bitch/
You: ?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: want y sex with me?
You: yes
Stranger: where?
Stranger: when?
You: why do you ask questions?
You: jus' let me stick it in your ass
Stranger: yes
Stranger: noproblem
Stranger: now im horny
Stranger: you male or female?
You: both
Stranger: so horny
You: I have horns too
Stranger: where do you life?
You: can I stick it in your mouth now?
You: ass to mouth
You: ass to mouth
You: ass to mouth
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: yesss
You: can you taste that shit?
You: taste that shit
You: taste that shit
You: taste that shit
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i cant
You: do you have a pussy or not?
Stranger: again baby
Stranger: you want it?
You: ok, I'll stick it in that hole now
Stranger: okk
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. hhhhhhhhh
You: can I watch some child porn while we fuck?
Stranger: you?
You: what?
Stranger: fuck me again
Stranger: i wont it
You: blow me first
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i blow you
You: break out your titties and let me fuck em
Stranger: okk
Stranger: let me know your power to fuck me
You: on a scale from 1-10?
Stranger: okay
You: 16.3256
Stranger: ?
You: that's how much I want to fuck you
Stranger: really?
Stranger: may i have your number?
You: 253-970-3766
Stranger: fuck me again baby
You: where do you want it?
Stranger: up to you
You: fuck you in the ass
Stranger: okayy
Stranger: fast please
You: fuck you faster and harder
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: Comes all over your face
You: good bye mate
You have disconnected.
You: want some candy?
Stranger: hello
You: jus' come into my van
You: I promise I wont take my pants off again
Stranger: where?
You: behind you
Stranger: wall is behind me
You: is wall your friend?
Stranger: nope
You: is it because wall is a bitch?
Stranger: yes
You: why is wall a bitch/
You: ?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: want y sex with me?
You: yes
Stranger: where?
Stranger: when?
You: why do you ask questions?
You: jus' let me stick it in your ass
Stranger: yes
Stranger: noproblem
Stranger: now im horny
Stranger: you male or female?
You: both
Stranger: so horny
You: I have horns too
Stranger: where do you life?
You: can I stick it in your mouth now?
You: ass to mouth
You: ass to mouth
You: ass to mouth
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: yesss
You: can you taste that shit?
You: taste that shit
You: taste that shit
You: taste that shit
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i cant
You: do you have a pussy or not?
Stranger: again baby
Stranger: you want it?
You: ok, I'll stick it in that hole now
Stranger: okk
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. hhhhhhhhh
You: can I watch some child porn while we fuck?
Stranger: you?
You: what?
Stranger: fuck me again
Stranger: i wont it
You: blow me first
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i blow you
You: break out your titties and let me fuck em
Stranger: okk
Stranger: let me know your power to fuck me
You: on a scale from 1-10?
Stranger: okay
You: 16.3256
Stranger: ?
You: that's how much I want to fuck you
Stranger: really?
Stranger: may i have your number?
You: 253-970-3766
Stranger: fuck me again baby
You: where do you want it?
Stranger: up to you
You: fuck you in the ass
Stranger: okayy
Stranger: fast please
You: fuck you faster and harder
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: Comes all over your face
You: good bye mate
You have disconnected.
User
The Indonesian one is funny, and the pokeeeeeemon one.
Stranger: from?
You: here
Stranger: from?
You: my dog is licking my balls
Stranger: from?
You: my penis is huge!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: http://tessatheslut.com?id=ll4xfqo5sr4yi1oty1ppql7l92eq5l
You: bitch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: bitch!
Stranger: IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, you can check who has viewed your facebook profile before on fbprofiledata.info
You: WHY THE CAPS LOCK!?
Stranger: appearently most people don't know.. I gotta run! see ya!
You: FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAPS LOCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: http://tessatheslut.com?id=ubhum66bzsjn8qetvukyky0oitppdg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: from?
You: here
Stranger: from?
You: my dog is licking my balls
Stranger: from?
You: my penis is huge!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: http://tessatheslut.com?id=ll4xfqo5sr4yi1oty1ppql7l92eq5l
You: bitch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: bitch!
Stranger: IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, you can check who has viewed your facebook profile before on fbprofiledata.info
You: WHY THE CAPS LOCK!?
Stranger: appearently most people don't know.. I gotta run! see ya!
You: FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAPS LOCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: http://tessatheslut.com?id=ubhum66bzsjn8qetvukyky0oitppdg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
User
You: IM NOT GAY!
Stranger: m not
You: m and m's?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Are you made of candy? Cuz you sure are sweet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: GET IN MY BELLY
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
You: Bitch
You: They got a webcam option
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I'm hot?
You: you stupid whore
You: NO I DONT YOU BOT
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
You: SHIT NOTHIN
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: YOU A WHORE BOT
You: FUCK YOU BITCH
You: wait youd like that
You: WHORE
You: ....lol you fail.
You: epicly
You: I hope your creator logs these
You have disconnected.
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You: your the best
You: around
You: nothing ever is gona bring you down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Chicken wings
You: I love how you havent said anything yet
Stranger: How video baby
You: What
You: Are you mad? Baby video is not how made pie knuckle
You: Eagle face poindexter
Stranger: Friends from any country that
You: Cash register translator in orange mode
You: Knuckle can't fathom purple peanut cash register eagle
You: Greetings?
You: There you any person alive?
Stranger: Where are you from？
You: Indonesia from I you from England blonde people?
Stranger: I am a yellow black-eyed Chinese
You: Chinese bee are rice carrot love
Stranger: I do not understand English
You: Apologies to from me I do not language England blonde people
Stranger: Your country's name was?
You: Indonesia you where
Stranger: How the video haha
You: see thing video beautiful, color can flash
Stranger: You are beautiful you？
Stranger: I like beauty
You: No see face my eye I computer screen how get you that
You: You fool not people myself it funny isnt
Stranger: Expression is not clear
You: psychic see face my? no expression on mouth can see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: dance dance
Stranger: prepare for trouble~!
You: your monkey was on my pants
You: :O!
You: MAKE IT DUBBLE?
Stranger: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
You: FROM THE HEVENS, THE STARS AND ABOVE?
Stranger: JESSIE
You: JAMES!
Stranger: TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
You: SURENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Stranger: MEOWTH THATS RIGHT!
You: nice man
Stranger: guess what
You: WHUT?
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARED!!
You: :OOO
You: I CHOOSE YOU MOUTH!
You: fight>scratch
Stranger: WILD ABRA FLED!
You: damnit!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: m not
You: m and m's?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Are you made of candy? Cuz you sure are sweet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: GET IN MY BELLY
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
You: Bitch
You: They got a webcam option
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I'm hot?
You: you stupid whore
You: NO I DONT YOU BOT
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
You: SHIT NOTHIN
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: YOU A WHORE BOT
You: FUCK YOU BITCH
You: wait youd like that
You: WHORE
You: ....lol you fail.
You: epicly
You: I hope your creator logs these
You have disconnected.
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You: your the best
You: around
You: nothing ever is gona bring you down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Chicken wings
You: I love how you havent said anything yet
Stranger: How video baby
You: What
You: Are you mad? Baby video is not how made pie knuckle
You: Eagle face poindexter
Stranger: Friends from any country that
You: Cash register translator in orange mode
You: Knuckle can't fathom purple peanut cash register eagle
You: Greetings?
You: There you any person alive?
Stranger: Where are you from？
You: Indonesia from I you from England blonde people?
Stranger: I am a yellow black-eyed Chinese
You: Chinese bee are rice carrot love
Stranger: I do not understand English
You: Apologies to from me I do not language England blonde people
Stranger: Your country's name was?
You: Indonesia you where
Stranger: How the video haha
You: see thing video beautiful, color can flash
Stranger: You are beautiful you？
Stranger: I like beauty
You: No see face my eye I computer screen how get you that
You: You fool not people myself it funny isnt
Stranger: Expression is not clear
You: psychic see face my? no expression on mouth can see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: dance dance
Stranger: prepare for trouble~!
You: your monkey was on my pants
You: :O!
You: MAKE IT DUBBLE?
Stranger: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
You: FROM THE HEVENS, THE STARS AND ABOVE?
Stranger: JESSIE
You: JAMES!
Stranger: TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
You: SURENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Stranger: MEOWTH THATS RIGHT!
You: nice man
Stranger: guess what
You: WHUT?
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARED!!
You: :OOO
You: I CHOOSE YOU MOUTH!
You: fight>scratch
Stranger: WILD ABRA FLED!
You: damnit!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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What the fuck? You don't know what lycos heating is? You're retarded. How did you even manage to sign up on the forums?!
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sprinkles said:
Look, I'm not going to go on and rant about how Chrome is the fastest web browser out there. But, it is. I have noticed however, that if you cache builds up it will increase load times (typically of JavaScript items).
But, in your case, Chrome is slow because its telling you to get the fuck off the internet. Chrome disapproves of you trolling forums, and acting like a retard.
Snuff said.
But, in your case, Chrome is slow because its telling you to get the fuck off the internet. Chrome disapproves of you trolling forums, and acting like a retard.
Snuff said.
Pretty fail on your part sprinkles
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Look, I'm not going to go on and rant about how Chrome is the fastest web browser out there. But, it is. I have noticed however, that if you cache builds up it will increase load times (typically of JavaScript items).
But, in your case, Chrome is slow because its telling you to get the fuck off the internet. Chrome disapproves of you trolling forums, and acting like a retard.
Snuff said.
But, in your case, Chrome is slow because its telling you to get the fuck off the internet. Chrome disapproves of you trolling forums, and acting like a retard.
Snuff said.
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molkman said:
Facebook is so 2000 and late. Hip now is not-facebook.
how the fuck u get a pic at the side of your post u nigger
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Do something original sraw...
I don't give a fuck if you have something sticking out of the side of your post, but don't use chris hanson, and don't use the mcdiddy's guys... its been done.
I don't give a fuck if you have something sticking out of the side of your post, but don't use chris hanson, and don't use the mcdiddy's guys... its been done.
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Viva la revolution!
Except, sraw you can't join, because you'll fuck it all up (already have).
Anyway, now I gotta find a way to 1up nezumi.... bbs
Except, sraw you can't join, because you'll fuck it all up (already have).
Anyway, now I gotta find a way to 1up nezumi.... bbs
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the_cloud_system said:
i like sprinkels sig...
New one or old one (the pic or the 13 ass fuck)?
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aaronjer said:
"DUH-HURRR, I WANT THE VERSION WITH ONLY 10% OF THE CONTENT! DUH-HURRR!"
WELL FUCK i can download about 40% more of the content on the internet
i dont wana pay fucking 60$ for all the addons
i got this game for 15$ and im goddamn happy
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SRAW said:
except the g and b strings, it's because gb is george bush! Conspiracy?
dude, shut the fuck up
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sprinkles said:
molkman said:
The Sixth Sense is incredible, though.
sarcasm.
king of the hills, bum fuck hillbilly said:
turns out that saying "bruse willis is dead" at a movey theater IS the worst thing you could say
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the_cloud_system said:
SHUT THE FUCK UP STRAW AND START SUCKING MY COCK]
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SHUT THE FUCK UP STRAW AND START POSTING DICKS
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SRAW said:
You don't have to be random to find this place, cause most people probably found this site from mcdiddy's cartoons or hammer mapping.
But since you're not spamming golf sites I think that you're probably aaronjer doing this to fuck with our minds :S
But since you're not spamming golf sites I think that you're probably aaronjer doing this to fuck with our minds :S
cant be mcdiddy or hammer since im not going "MAKE ANOTER MACDITTYS" or complaining in teh hammer foram?
Aaronjer? close but no cigar.
My cheney's much bigger than yours!
ooor, not really close at all...
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You don't have to be random to find this place, cause most people probably found this site from mcdiddy's cartoons or hammer mapping.
But since you're not spamming golf sites I think that you're probably aaronjer doing this to fuck with our minds :S
But since you're not spamming golf sites I think that you're probably aaronjer doing this to fuck with our minds :S
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Well, I just fell asleep while this thread was in front of me. I was only asleep for twenty minutes or so, but I dreamed the fuck out of those twenty minutes.
It all started because McDonald's ran into a legal issue that required them to take chicken McNuggets off of their menu unless they were sold in groupings of three for seventy-five cents. The obvious result of this catastrophe is that I was financially devastated. There's no hidden meaning here, it just didn't make sense. My only rational option was to become a hypnotist and swindle my way back to success.
My first target was a seedy looking motel in California. I intended to rob travelers of their valuables, but the place had been refurbished into a secret brothel. I attempted to enter along with one of the working girls, but I was forced to wait outside for 'security clearance' or some such. After I went inside the girls tried to convince me they weren't really prostitutes, and that they were really just doing all of this because they needed money to appease a monster in the darkness. They weren't making much sense and it all sounded like a bunch of hooey, but I wasn't planning on paying anyway. I noticed a safe in the office that likely contained the means to success.
I was led around by a tanned girl in a blue t-shirt and panties to the various rooms to see my options. I should mention that she had a weirdly low voice, although still feminine. The first room contained a woman dressed like a wizard. This included a fake white beard. I didn't comment. The second room contained an older woman in an excessive and bulbous green dress. I passed. The third room contained a very attractive woman in her mid-twenties except that the room looked like the bedroom of a teenage girl and she was dressed to match. She was chewing gum and reading a magazine on her bed. She glanced up at me and just said, "No." We moved on. The final room contained a pair of twins in plaid skirts. One appeared very happy to see me, and the other looked very upset and was stacking music CD's precariously in the middle of the room. They were hot and everything, but this was no time for a cooter sandwich. My guide declared something along the lines of "Or you can just fuck this meat right here and now!" gangsta style in her low voice while pointing at herself. I said I'd seen enough.
I snapped my fingers and she went into a daze. As did the twins who were still watching us. After directing her to open the safe and retrieving the precious monies within, I told her (while she was still in a daze) that a thirteen year-old boy who they had offended after repeated visits stole it out of spite. I don't really know why I said that.
Sadly, I'm forgetting this one extremely fast. All I can remember is that I eventually ended up in a mob boss's mansion. He knew about my hypnotism, which required line of sight to my fingers as I snapped them, and had several guards facing away from me, ready to respond to any funny business. He was upset because his daughter's dog had been eaten by the monster that the prostitutes were appeasing after I stole the money. She was also upset. I was even more upset because I thought they were going to shoot me. Things were upset, y'hear? With my hand in my pocket, where the mob boss told me to keep it, I managed to strike a match. The fire spread up my sleeve and I reacted with surprise. Everyone in the room was also surprised and all turned to face me. I laid the hammer down with my hypnotism and the fire arbitrarily went out. Apparently I could hypnotize fire too. I was so excited about my badass maneuver that I woke up.
It all started because McDonald's ran into a legal issue that required them to take chicken McNuggets off of their menu unless they were sold in groupings of three for seventy-five cents. The obvious result of this catastrophe is that I was financially devastated. There's no hidden meaning here, it just didn't make sense. My only rational option was to become a hypnotist and swindle my way back to success.
My first target was a seedy looking motel in California. I intended to rob travelers of their valuables, but the place had been refurbished into a secret brothel. I attempted to enter along with one of the working girls, but I was forced to wait outside for 'security clearance' or some such. After I went inside the girls tried to convince me they weren't really prostitutes, and that they were really just doing all of this because they needed money to appease a monster in the darkness. They weren't making much sense and it all sounded like a bunch of hooey, but I wasn't planning on paying anyway. I noticed a safe in the office that likely contained the means to success.
I was led around by a tanned girl in a blue t-shirt and panties to the various rooms to see my options. I should mention that she had a weirdly low voice, although still feminine. The first room contained a woman dressed like a wizard. This included a fake white beard. I didn't comment. The second room contained an older woman in an excessive and bulbous green dress. I passed. The third room contained a very attractive woman in her mid-twenties except that the room looked like the bedroom of a teenage girl and she was dressed to match. She was chewing gum and reading a magazine on her bed. She glanced up at me and just said, "No." We moved on. The final room contained a pair of twins in plaid skirts. One appeared very happy to see me, and the other looked very upset and was stacking music CD's precariously in the middle of the room. They were hot and everything, but this was no time for a cooter sandwich. My guide declared something along the lines of "Or you can just fuck this meat right here and now!" gangsta style in her low voice while pointing at herself. I said I'd seen enough.
I snapped my fingers and she went into a daze. As did the twins who were still watching us. After directing her to open the safe and retrieving the precious monies within, I told her (while she was still in a daze) that a thirteen year-old boy who they had offended after repeated visits stole it out of spite. I don't really know why I said that.
Sadly, I'm forgetting this one extremely fast. All I can remember is that I eventually ended up in a mob boss's mansion. He knew about my hypnotism, which required line of sight to my fingers as I snapped them, and had several guards facing away from me, ready to respond to any funny business. He was upset because his daughter's dog had been eaten by the monster that the prostitutes were appeasing after I stole the money. She was also upset. I was even more upset because I thought they were going to shoot me. Things were upset, y'hear? With my hand in my pocket, where the mob boss told me to keep it, I managed to strike a match. The fire spread up my sleeve and I reacted with surprise. Everyone in the room was also surprised and all turned to face me. I laid the hammer down with my hypnotism and the fire arbitrarily went out. Apparently I could hypnotize fire too. I was so excited about my badass maneuver that I woke up.
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Uhh... I am so thoroughly not Kelli. I suppose I should also add that we need to play more Draw My Thing. Your creepy-as-fuck drawings must grace my vision once again. I can't promise I won't draw anything naked though.
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Shut the fuck up. You'd all take anything you could get and you know it. Except SuperJer... he is very finicky about titties. Fininititicky or something.
And now that I've actually read that column dream: CALIFORNIA IS A BLACK HOLE FROM WHICH NO MAN EVER ESCAPES EVEN WITH ALL OF THESE MONIES.
And now that I've actually read that column dream: CALIFORNIA IS A BLACK HOLE FROM WHICH NO MAN EVER ESCAPES EVEN WITH ALL OF THESE MONIES.
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I'm glad I didn't include a typo in the title. AND I EVEN SPELLCHECKED. FUCK.
Introduce a title-edit feature already, supes!
Introduce a title-edit feature already, supes!
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...fuck >_>
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http://www.speedyshare.com/files/23211746/case3.rar
Ok it says
Quote:
Currently the online)map div container does not display the longs peak map. Add the following style to the embedded style sheet to display the map:
Set the width of the container to 600 pixels wide by 294 pixels high.
Add a 1-pixel-wide solid black border to the container.
Apply the Ipmap.jpg graphic file as the background image.
Use relative positioning to place the container on the page. Set the top and left coordinates to 0 pixels.
Set the width of the container to 600 pixels wide by 294 pixels high.
Add a 1-pixel-wide solid black border to the container.
Apply the Ipmap.jpg graphic file as the background image.
Use relative positioning to place the container on the page. Set the top and left coordinates to 0 pixels.
Is this something I need to be doing in the style tags in the header section, or within the div tag with the id "online_map"?
You know what? Fuck my textbook, google is my new reference for anything I need to know.
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It should be paramount that noob mappers learn about Goldsource and VIS (who the fuck cares about CSG, BSP, and RAD?) before they map.
See if you/they learned that then you/they/him/he/us wouldn't have questions, you see?
See if you/they learned that then you/they/him/he/us wouldn't have questions, you see?
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Fuck me that's hilarious.
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Why the fuck is someone in her commenting golf topics or some shit? ITS CHAOS I TELL YOU!!!
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aaronjer said:
I like how its all sitting on it's ass and acting confused after it comes out. It's all like, "DOUBLEYOO TEE THE FUCK!"
I really wanted it to mistake its old shell for an enemy and begin fighting it.
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I like how its all sitting on it's ass and acting confused after it comes out. It's all like, "DOUBLEYOO TEE THE FUCK!"
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Fuck. The roll cats sure are bitches.
So later levels are too easy? I'll check that.
So later levels are too easy? I'll check that.
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Fuck.. Worked really hard on this map! it's for Arbalet map contest :(
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hueyjie said:
1. why do some maps come with a .res file and what is the use of the file?
2. why do some maps come with a .wad file? the texture of the map can't be stored in the map?
3. how to make players without pistols or knives at the beginning of the game?
4. what is the entity for an object to make it has an ability to heal players?
5. why we can't steal the textures of some maps using textract? eg. de_dust2
2. why do some maps come with a .wad file? the texture of the map can't be stored in the map?
3. how to make players without pistols or knives at the beginning of the game?
4. what is the entity for an object to make it has an ability to heal players?
5. why we can't steal the textures of some maps using textract? eg. de_dust2
1. The .res-file is a list of custom files used by a map(eg. sound, textures, models, skies etc.). When a player connects to a server it will automatically download the files listed in the .res-file so the player can play your custom map. Read more: http://www.telefragged.com/wally/tutorials/res_files.html
2. Yes, textures can be embedded inside the .bsp-file. Reason for people not doing it: they don't know how to do it, they just forgot it or they don't give a fuck.
3. game_player_equip
5. Maybe a bug in textract? Also remember that not all textures de_dust2 uses are embedded in the bsp-file, it also uses some textures from cs_dust.wad and halflife.wad I believe.
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Stranger: Hey! Two girls here
You: NO
You: NO
Stranger: Jess 17 f
You: FUCK OFF
You: FUCK OFF
Stranger: and Mia 19 f
You: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Stranger: We have a site where you can talk to us
You: NO FUCKING CAM
You: NO WEBCAM
Stranger: http://bit.ly/dcRX3b
You: NO
You: NO
You: NO
Stranger: see u there
You: I SAID NO
You: FUCK OFF
You: I HATE YOU
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You: aaagh I have to go to church tomorrow... uhm, today... morning o.O
You: for a Christening D:
Stranger: sounds fun ••
Stranger: im going to my lesbians house to sleepover
Stranger: thatll be nice •• haha
You: your lesbian? You own a lesbian?
You: NO
You: NO
Stranger: Jess 17 f
You: FUCK OFF
You: FUCK OFF
Stranger: and Mia 19 f
You: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Stranger: We have a site where you can talk to us
You: NO FUCKING CAM
You: NO WEBCAM
Stranger: http://bit.ly/dcRX3b
You: NO
You: NO
You: NO
Stranger: see u there
You: I SAID NO
You: FUCK OFF
You: I HATE YOU
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You: aaagh I have to go to church tomorrow... uhm, today... morning o.O
You: for a Christening D:
Stranger: sounds fun ••
Stranger: im going to my lesbians house to sleepover
Stranger: thatll be nice •• haha
You: your lesbian? You own a lesbian?
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Now I feel obligated. Fuck you, SuperJer.
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the_cloud_system said:
fuck your shit
jrkookid said:
Why do you think it runs pretty well?
Your shit runs?
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fuck your shit
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I was dling a 2gig file from gamer shell, and I had 30 minutes left, when suddenly the speed decided to drop to 10kbps, with 3 hours left, however the speed was fluctuating so I hoped it might eventually come off, however now it's at 5kpbs, 8 hrs left... WTF only 200mb to go and it decides to fuck on me
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fuck i hate the router that comes with program shit
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100603113421AAWWl9L
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100603113421AAWWl9L
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alright cool.
now a new thing...
is it possible to run Internet to a router, to another router?
will it slow it down
will it fuck up the Internet, not understanding both routers?
(to other computers) (wifi)
(labtops)
now a new thing...
is it possible to run Internet to a router, to another router?
will it slow it down
will it fuck up the Internet, not understanding both routers?
code
(Internet)-----to----(router)-----to-----(router)(to other computers) (wifi)
(labtops)
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Rockbomb said:
= It's a Linux OS
FUCK!
ps. i saw that on google too
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I thought so.
My first supposition was an admin. I ruled out aaronjer, because this is not the time frame he is usually on. I am not sure about any of the other admins.
But...
I believe it is superjer.
Jer has been on a lot lately, I assume he made this persona (or whatever the fuck you want to call it) and forgot about it, since it has been idle (without any posts) for almost a month. Then when superjer is here all of a sudden this persona comes to life. Not only does he post something that is not in the Hammer section (where most 'new' people post), but he also has privileges on the server. Which is determined by the ability to upload images, and to change things ("now wat betches?"). I also happen to know superjer is a fan of "wat."
My first supposition was an admin. I ruled out aaronjer, because this is not the time frame he is usually on. I am not sure about any of the other admins.
But...
I believe it is superjer.
Jer has been on a lot lately, I assume he made this persona (or whatever the fuck you want to call it) and forgot about it, since it has been idle (without any posts) for almost a month. Then when superjer is here all of a sudden this persona comes to life. Not only does he post something that is not in the Hammer section (where most 'new' people post), but he also has privileges on the server. Which is determined by the ability to upload images, and to change things ("now wat betches?"). I also happen to know superjer is a fan of "wat."
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Is she a mail-order-bride? That would make me happy.
Fuck quotes.
Fuck quotes.
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fedex _ said:
https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?p=688713
download on the second post.
download on the second post.
fuck I linked that site a while ago here... link stealer
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sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
the_cloud_system said:
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
Sprinkles has a point... its much easier to tell how nice and friendly she is from this picture...
I'd stick it in her ass...then pull it out and slap her in the face with it. Then I'd fuck her and have her clean my house afterwards.
Wait, she's like 12...
shes hiding her adoms apple
If thats a man, I'm gay.
So when do we get to see her tits?
When you find out who she is, where she lives, and make enough money to buy a plane ticket to get there.
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Rockbomb said:
the_cloud_system said:
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
Sprinkles has a point... its much easier to tell how nice and friendly she is from this picture...
I'd stick it in her ass...then pull it out and slap her in the face with it. Then I'd fuck her and have her clean my house afterwards.
Wait, she's like 12...
shes hiding her adoms apple
If thats a man, I'm gay.
So when do we get to see her tits?
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the_cloud_system said:
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
Sprinkles has a point... its much easier to tell how nice and friendly she is from this picture...
I'd stick it in her ass...then pull it out and slap her in the face with it. Then I'd fuck her and have her clean my house afterwards.
Wait, she's like 12...
shes hiding her adoms apple
If thats a man, I'm gay.
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sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
Sprinkles has a point... its much easier to tell how nice and friendly she is from this picture...
I'd stick it in her ass...then pull it out and slap her in the face with it. Then I'd fuck her and have her clean my house afterwards.
Wait, she's like 12...
shes hiding her adoms apple
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Rockbomb said:
Sprinkles has a point... its much easier to tell how nice and friendly she is from this picture...
I'd stick it in her ass...then pull it out and slap her in the face with it. Then I'd fuck her and have her clean my house afterwards.
Wait, she's like 12...
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sprinkles said:
Wait, don't you drive a Bronco?
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Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
You're a sick fuck.
I should be a complete asshole (pun), and post that picture you sent me here.
You're like a fish (pun) out of water!
I should be a complete asshole (pun), and post that picture you sent me here.
You're like a fish (pun) out of water!
Go ahead and post it here... have fun in banned land
STFU.
If they have a sick imagination like you they will understand the puns.
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sprinkles said:
You're a sick fuck.
I should be a complete asshole (pun), and post that picture you sent me here.
You're like a fish (pun) out of water!
I should be a complete asshole (pun), and post that picture you sent me here.
You're like a fish (pun) out of water!
Go ahead and post it here... have fun in banned land
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You're a sick fuck.
I should be a complete asshole (pun), and post that picture you sent me here.
You're like a fish (pun) out of water!
I should be a complete asshole (pun), and post that picture you sent me here.
You're like a fish (pun) out of water!
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SolidKAYOS said:
Ok ill make one for it..
April fools >_>
April fools >_>
Where the fuck is our special!?
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sprinkles said:
Avast! is much better than AVG.
well the day is hear, i got fucking fed up with mcfee's shit cause it fucked me on self-updating makeing my bandwith about 100mb(thats alot) and i clearly checked a box that sead "notify me when updates are available" so i UN-installed the bitch and about to install avast(about 40 mb's too)
FUCK YOU MCFEE i hope you get fucked in the ass by Richard gear
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aaronjer said:
Then the card game... I never even looked at it. I was just all, "Why- in the FUCK, would I play a card game when there is already a video game of the same thing." I'd already dealt with one pale imitation via the show, and I wasn't going to get suckered into a second one.
There was also a card game videogame
I actually own it.
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I tried to watch the show for a few months back in junior high when it first came out but it did not click with me. It just kept annoying me that it was so pointlessly different from the games. It was visually similar, and other than that... pretty much it's own thing.
I could never figure out why a pikachu was considered the most powerful pokemon EVAR! It annoyed me to no end. I was all like, damn, even evolved into a raichu it is a below average Pokemon. Why wasn't it just a Red/Blue starter? Those are actually good. And if it needed to be a cute electric pokemon why wasn't it just a Jolteon? Jolteons are still even in Gen 4 the best electric sweeper... and literally better than a raichu (and especially a pikachu) in every way. In fact, Jolteon is easily one of the most overpowered Pokemon in the games, it eats legendaries for breakfast and then craps out actual thunder (which kills another legendary). It just deeply annoyed me that the people making the show obviously knew jack shit about the games.
Then the card game... I never even looked at it. I was just all, "Why- in the FUCK, would I play a card game when there is already a video game of the same thing." I'd already dealt with one pale imitation via the show, and I wasn't going to get suckered into a second one.
I could never figure out why a pikachu was considered the most powerful pokemon EVAR! It annoyed me to no end. I was all like, damn, even evolved into a raichu it is a below average Pokemon. Why wasn't it just a Red/Blue starter? Those are actually good. And if it needed to be a cute electric pokemon why wasn't it just a Jolteon? Jolteons are still even in Gen 4 the best electric sweeper... and literally better than a raichu (and especially a pikachu) in every way. In fact, Jolteon is easily one of the most overpowered Pokemon in the games, it eats legendaries for breakfast and then craps out actual thunder (which kills another legendary). It just deeply annoyed me that the people making the show obviously knew jack shit about the games.
Then the card game... I never even looked at it. I was just all, "Why- in the FUCK, would I play a card game when there is already a video game of the same thing." I'd already dealt with one pale imitation via the show, and I wasn't going to get suckered into a second one.
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GAH FUCK YOUR SHIT
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aaronjer said:
Now you're LRRT.
UHHH... fuck you?
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yeah my mine is full of fuck bu can u tell me the difference of those 2 hosters?
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SRAW said:
since when do people buy web browsers? unless your dumb enough to have deleted them
Who the fuck is buying it? I want to know how the damn box looks.
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You: the game!
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You: PENIS
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You: Im a male.
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Stranger: and i'm a female
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You: Depends.
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Stranger: PENIS
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Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
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Stranger: PENISPENISPENIS
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Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
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Stranger: PENIS
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Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
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Stranger: PENIS
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You: Yes?
You: I was just loading a youtube vid while you were busy being retarded.
Stranger: lol
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Stranger: lets secks
You: Im a male.
You: If you a female then good.
Stranger: and i'm a female
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You: Depends.
You: Your the one who spams penis on the internet.
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You: I was doing that for a forum tread.
You: To post your omegle conversations.
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sprinkles said:
I prefer Belkin routers, they usually give you more settings then you should fuck with.
And, def go with Ubuntu Server Edition, remember LAMP.
And, def go with Ubuntu Server Edition, remember LAMP.
More settings than I should fuck with.... sounds perfect.
Also I don't want my server to be dark, so I will definitely remember to use a lamp
[/sarcasm]
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I prefer Belkin routers, they usually give you more settings then you should fuck with.
And, def go with Ubuntu Server Edition, remember LAMP.
And, def go with Ubuntu Server Edition, remember LAMP.
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Because iMacs are awesomes.
But if iPod updates really cost moneys, I'll completely lose faith in apple. Also for not giving a fuck about Flash. How can they advertise their handheld shizz with saying "experience the interwebs like awesomely crazy" without allowing god damn Flashplayer to run on their devices? And they don't plan to do so for ever!
But if iPod updates really cost moneys, I'll completely lose faith in apple. Also for not giving a fuck about Flash. How can they advertise their handheld shizz with saying "experience the interwebs like awesomely crazy" without allowing god damn Flashplayer to run on their devices? And they don't plan to do so for ever!
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Sushi said:
A leak is a hole in the map.
Go here: http://zhlt.info/common-mapping-problems.html
Or
http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Hammer_Map_Menu#Load_Pointfile
Hope that helps.
Go here: http://zhlt.info/common-mapping-problems.html
Or
http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Hammer_Map_Menu#Load_Pointfile
Hope that helps.
Very helpful but still,i go to the exact spot and nothing wrong.
Now i have an error about a texture.What the fuck way too much errors...
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21. tootsie pop how many licks it takes
22. fuck a migit
23. http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/The_Nerd_in_Oz
24. live in the world of grand theft auto
25. throw dimes off a building
22. fuck a migit
23. http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/The_Nerd_in_Oz
24. live in the world of grand theft auto
25. throw dimes off a building
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no, fuck no
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aaronjer said:
Huh... well... poor bastards still don't know how to balance their game. Oh well. Why did they even bother doing stuff like increasing hydra damage by 15%? I mean... maybe 450% and it'd be useful... but 15%?!
You can tell they don't play the game. It's so annoying!
You can tell they don't play the game. It's so annoying!
Yup, most skills that were 'improved' still suck pretty much.
And CE was a great skill already, now it's even more of a pwn (especially in solo games).
The only skill where they did at least something useful is Hammer imo. Though they didn't really nerf it much.
In other news, you can't really play ladder because too many hackers are currently using a rollback method to roll those perf runewords.
Which of course crashes the servers on a regular basis, which means you can't do a single baalrun without getting realm down.
But worry not! Blizzard has been notified of this a few hundred thousand times. So I'm sure it will be fixed soon!
Like in a year or two.
Fuck this, I'm going back to my singleplayer meteorb sorc.
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HOLEY FUCK SHIT BALLS ASS CUNT, OUTKAST!!!!! WTF?!?!?
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the_cloud_system said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
nice
Narration tryouts closed.
Cloud is the narrator.
the_cloud_system said:
nice
Get to it:
SPLATTER MARIO SCRIPT
Anything not contained in quotes is not part of the script. It is merely an emotion that the character should have, or a general note. For relationalship status see the document appropriately titled.
Narrator:
This is not to be spoken in monotone!
�Man wants nothing more than to do �good.� But, by nature, some men�s interpretation of �good� is flawed. Thus society views him as �evil,� and exiles him though he was nothing more than an abstract imagination. The �evil� man retaliates against society, increasing society�s view against him. This repeats until society can take no more and exterminates him. Yet society does not consider itself as �evil.� Society is far from �good.��
Mario:
�This �saving the Princess shit� is getting old. I�ll get my revenge against all those no-good-doers.� (Says with compassion and confidence) �I WILL have the last laugh.� (Says with victory and arrogance)
Dante:
�Are you sure that is such a good idea Mario?�
Mario:
�That�s the best idea since voting for President Obama.� (That�ll kill our ratings)
Dante:
�If you wish I am with you all the way.�
Megan:
�I am not. This is ridiculous! Mario, you�re not serious are you? You can�t be! That is the most absurd, impossible idea ever.�
Mario:
�All the same, you can stay here and clean-�
Megan:
�Absolutely not! I AM coming with you. I simply protest against the idea.�
Mario:
�Then will you clean before we leave?�
Megan:
�No, now fuck my tits you dirty boy.�
Mario:
�Maybe later, we have a mission now.� (Yeah, the real Mario never had a sex scene! That is part of the reason Mass Effect 2 is so successful. The foreshadowing will [hopefully] keep the player interested.)
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superjer said:
fedex _ said:
WHO THE FUCK IS OUTKAST?
Woah, nostalgia!
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fedex _ said:
WHO THE FUCK IS OUTKAST?
Sick vid
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WHO THE FUCK IS OUTKAST?
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Down Rodeo said:
Why not get Ubuntu? Having used a few, it's one of the better. I've got a 9.04 partition on my laptop, I downgraded to fuck around with OpenCL, but will probably got for a 10.04 install at some point.
I jus' don't like the set up.
One good thing about Linux is that any 'admin' actions they prompt you for the password. So even if you leave your computer on and someone gets on it they can't 'really' do anything. Also, there is not really an 'admin' account, its like an invisible-hard-to-use-admin-account.
User
fuck your shit
is there a time limit what it will be able to NOT get downloaded
is there a time limit what it will be able to NOT get downloaded
User
Why not get Ubuntu? Having used a few, it's one of the better. I've got a 9.04 partition on my laptop, I downgraded to fuck around with OpenCL, but will probably got for a 10.04 install at some point.
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SRAW said:
Killer-Duck said:
Delicious copypasta is delicious.
wow! the return of the spam bot! as with sloth, we all understand your a sad sloth, but thats not the only grill in the world! im sure a microwave is better
How the fuck is a microwave better than a grill?
Microwaves don't even cook things.
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SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
Anyways, you should sleep with your mom and make it even.
Thats just wrong.
No, hire a gay guy to fuck him while he sleeping.
And, what I said was wrong?
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sprinkles said:
Anyways, you should sleep with your mom and make it even.
Thats just wrong.
No, hire a gay guy to fuck him while he sleeping.
User
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You: JESUS
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You: BLUE GEN
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h) girl wanting to talk to boy (horny)
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You: hi
Stranger: 18 f uk
You: 4 m finland
You: :D
Stranger: 4!
You: yah
Stranger: hmm....
You: just cause i can spell apple
You: ._.
You: :D
You: AT SKOOL
You: I DREW A PONEY
Stranger: as am I =P
You: IT WHENT NEHA
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You: hi
You: ._.
You: >.>
You: <.<
You: *sprays stuff on the wall*
You: *puts jizz marks on the bed with markers*
You: *wrights "the cake is a lie" on the wall*
You: *kills kenney alover agane*
You: *rapes boxes with box cutters*
You: your the best random stranger i had all day
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You: JUMP OUT OF THE CAR NAO
You: OR YOUR BRAINS IS EVEREY WHERE
Stranger: FREEZE!!!
You: >:O
Stranger: Now give me some tropical fruit bubblelicious,.. and some skittles
You: >:S
You: IM ASKING THE......
You: skittles...
You: yum
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You: ITS ANOTHER PERSON
You: HELP ME
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You: THE DINOSAURS ARE KILLING EVEREY BODEY
Stranger: asl
Stranger: now
You: RAPING OUR MEN
You: BURNING OUR WOMEN
You: HELP
You: ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: where the fuck do u live?
You: OH SWEET JESUS
You: THEYE KILLING ROBOCOP
You: D:
You: NO RO BO NO
Stranger: fuck u little fuck face
You: HELP ME
Stranger: i only fuck fuckers that like to talk about who they fucked last night
You: ARHJ
You: ITS EVEREY WHERE
You: ACID
Stranger: i wanna have a fuckin good time when all ur fucking doing is fucking tellin g me about fucking dinosaurs
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: if i would u
You: GOD
You: HELP US ALL
Stranger: i would fuck someone while u could
You: ALA
You: JESUS
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You: hi hi hi
Stranger: m/f
You: does barney scare you?
You: do you wish you could be back in time?
You: can you telaport to a stone age?
Stranger: m/f
You: well nao intraducing
You: BLUE GEN
You: wiht speekers
You: and black mail
You: :D
Stranger: wtf! m/f
You: now your worreys about can food drives are over
You: be prepared for the holocause
You: cause if you dont
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g) girl wanting to talk to girl (horny)
h) girl wanting to talk to boy (horny)
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THE FUCK
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SolidKAYOS said:
Fight in a Zombie Apocalypse with a Buster Sword.
Fuck yea (replace the Buster with a Bastard though, or twin katanas).
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fuck i need somthing to do
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Sloth said:
finally someone has the chance to fuck hitler in the mows. 4/5 for inglorius humor!
Areperdaucha
Areperdaucha
agreed
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Abnormal bastards! Paranormal activity sucks, not scary at all.
my ass has more "rawr" in it than that movie.
Tho Inglorius Bastards is a movie we've all waited for, finally someone has the chance to fuck hitler in the mows. 4/5 for inglorius humor!
Areperdaucha
my ass has more "rawr" in it than that movie.
Tho Inglorius Bastards is a movie we've all waited for, finally someone has the chance to fuck hitler in the mows. 4/5 for inglorius humor!
Areperdaucha
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i know this was not posted by any bodey but i love it
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the_cloud_system said:
fuck your shit >:D
I'll have to pass on that, but thanks for the consideration though.
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fuck your shit >:D
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http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/kdinson/Photo0006.jpg
the cleverly put sig
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/kdinson/Photo0007.jpg
out-word facing beer
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/kdinson/Photo0019.jpg
all emoed and gitared up
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/kdinson/Photo0026.jpg
sniffing sand...
i over herd my "gangster" friend about his grades binging VERY low and then he sead
"dude...i totaley got lower than shit on meh...greads,(n.n), mhahahaah... i was smoking to much pot >_<"
i know the rules of pot/drugs
1) you dont say it to frends that fuck you everey time you turn your back
2) you never tell aneybodey...EVER (you know what i mean)
im not telling him shit cause he talks shit but he doesint back it up... and i know he IS going to make it up when he fails the class
the cleverly put sig
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/kdinson/Photo0007.jpg
out-word facing beer
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/kdinson/Photo0019.jpg
all emoed and gitared up
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/kdinson/Photo0026.jpg
sniffing sand...
i over herd my "gangster" friend about his grades binging VERY low and then he sead
"dude...i totaley got lower than shit on meh...greads,(n.n), mhahahaah... i was smoking to much pot >_<"
i know the rules of pot/drugs
1) you dont say it to frends that fuck you everey time you turn your back
2) you never tell aneybodey...EVER (you know what i mean)
im not telling him shit cause he talks shit but he doesint back it up... and i know he IS going to make it up when he fails the class
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Okay, so I am making a web browser.
I have a StreamWriter that writes the current url to a file. I also I have a StreamReader that (on form load) reads the file and populates my combobox with the urls. The problem is if I put the StreamWriter in the go button click method it will close and I will only write 1 line (if there are multiple urls it only writes the last one -well actually it writes all the urls the problem is it writes over the previous url). If I put the StreamWriter in the declarations I get a system IO Exception, because my StreamReader already has access the the file (the StreamWriter successfully writes multiple urls if I disable the StreamReader). So I need to find either a place for the StreamReader or StreamWriter...
Wait....
Fuck yes! My first use of an array that worked!
I have a StreamWriter that writes the current url to a file. I also I have a StreamReader that (on form load) reads the file and populates my combobox with the urls. The problem is if I put the StreamWriter in the go button click method it will close and I will only write 1 line (if there are multiple urls it only writes the last one -well actually it writes all the urls the problem is it writes over the previous url). If I put the StreamWriter in the declarations I get a system IO Exception, because my StreamReader already has access the the file (the StreamWriter successfully writes multiple urls if I disable the StreamReader). So I need to find either a place for the StreamReader or StreamWriter...
Wait....
Fuck yes! My first use of an array that worked!
C# code
//Way up top
ArrayList urllist = new ArrayList();
private void Form1_FormClosing(object sender, FormClosingEventArgs e)
{
StreamWriter sw = new StreamWriter("history.txt");
foreach (string temp in urllist)
{
sw.WriteLine(temp);
}
sw.Close();
sw.Dispose();
}User
FallingShit said:
FUCK THIS BITCH ASS SHIT
User
SolidKAYOS has better pictures in my mind *scrolls down* oooooooooooh
I see nipple!
shit what was i going to say?
(reference to nipples on SolidKAYOS last picture)
oh yea! pictures like this make many.... ummm.... ah shit.... can't.... look.... away!!!
FUCK THIS
I see nipple!
shit what was i going to say?
(reference to nipples on SolidKAYOS last picture)
oh yea! pictures like this make many.... ummm.... ah shit.... can't.... look.... away!!!
FUCK THIS
Truck
User
SRAW.... four words... SHUT THE FUCK UP!
seriously you are the oucast of this forum
seriously you are the oucast of this forum
Truck
User
Sorry , I meant our SN initials, like RB and </S>, or something.
Fuck yeah, I got a working progress bar.
Fuck yeah, I got a working progress bar.
User
I'm just pissed right the fuck off and I don't even know why!
Truck
User
Ok so, I just spent forever trying to splice these up into individual peices, and somehow illustrator managed to fuck it up...
But here's what I came up with, download.
Edit: The ones where it like repeats itself a bunch of times and looks all weird, I have no clue why it did that...
I gotta find a better way to slice these all up...
Another edit: Ok, the ones that are messed up, you can throw out. The correct version of them is in there. Idk why or how illustrator created those weird ones, so just disregard them xD
I think all the files you'll need should be in there.
Edit3: Ok here's a list of the ones you can get rid of...
slices_11
slices_44
slices_45
slices_46
slices_58
But here's what I came up with, download.
Edit: The ones where it like repeats itself a bunch of times and looks all weird, I have no clue why it did that...
I gotta find a better way to slice these all up...
Another edit: Ok, the ones that are messed up, you can throw out. The correct version of them is in there. Idk why or how illustrator created those weird ones, so just disregard them xD
I think all the files you'll need should be in there.
Edit3: Ok here's a list of the ones you can get rid of...
slices_11
slices_44
slices_45
slices_46
slices_58
Truck
User
Workin on it now. Here, I'll give you a screenshot of what I have so far...
Click Me
I know its kinda plain atm, but imma jazz it up
Probably not gonna have it finished tonight though, it was a long weekend so I'll probably crash here pretty soon.
What buttons and stuff do you wanna put? I've got paage forward and page backward, and I was gonna add a refresh button and a home button.
Edit: What the FUCK! Illustrator somehow got closed (I prolly did it on accident), and I didn't save anything...
So... If you were liking what I had, I'll redo that. If not, well I gotta start over anyway so if you want something different nows the time to speak up xD
Edit2: Sprinkles, you have 666 posts
Click Me
I know its kinda plain atm, but imma jazz it up
Probably not gonna have it finished tonight though, it was a long weekend so I'll probably crash here pretty soon.
What buttons and stuff do you wanna put? I've got paage forward and page backward, and I was gonna add a refresh button and a home button.
Edit: What the FUCK! Illustrator somehow got closed (I prolly did it on accident), and I didn't save anything...
So... If you were liking what I had, I'll redo that. If not, well I gotta start over anyway so if you want something different nows the time to speak up xD
Edit2: Sprinkles, you have 666 posts
Truck
User
Ok i will tell you my dream I had last night.
It was some morning day and me and my little brother was inside of
my room and a earthquake started to happen. Now I don't get scared I tell me brother lets get out of this room and go outside , incase of something happens I don't want him to get hurt. So me and my bother walk outside like nothing was going on at all , all of a sudden I see my other brother and my cuzin standing outside and saying can you feel this earthquake , I told them yes. Now about 10 minuets pass by and the earthquake didn't go away and I'am thinking to myself what the fuck is going on , my brothers are outside and I'am getting really getting scared for them , So we where still waiting for this big earthquake to stop . Hours and hours go and the earth is still shaking. Now I look on the left side and the right side. I start seeing smoke coming from both sides , and once I turn around I didn't know how to turn away , because when I turned around I seen what I never wanted to see, my brother and cuzzin was burning from the crazy lava , and I noticed it was coming towards me and I had nowhere to go , I look to my left and I see my little brother burning , I am crying and freaking out cause I got nowhere to go. So I thought about what to do , I just closed my eyes and prayed and threw myself into the fucking lava , but when I was in the lava I didn't feel any pain , but I seen everyone else was screaming , but I couldn't feel anything ,
Then I woke up!
It was some morning day and me and my little brother was inside of
my room and a earthquake started to happen. Now I don't get scared I tell me brother lets get out of this room and go outside , incase of something happens I don't want him to get hurt. So me and my bother walk outside like nothing was going on at all , all of a sudden I see my other brother and my cuzin standing outside and saying can you feel this earthquake , I told them yes. Now about 10 minuets pass by and the earthquake didn't go away and I'am thinking to myself what the fuck is going on , my brothers are outside and I'am getting really getting scared for them , So we where still waiting for this big earthquake to stop . Hours and hours go and the earth is still shaking. Now I look on the left side and the right side. I start seeing smoke coming from both sides , and once I turn around I didn't know how to turn away , because when I turned around I seen what I never wanted to see, my brother and cuzzin was burning from the crazy lava , and I noticed it was coming towards me and I had nowhere to go , I look to my left and I see my little brother burning , I am crying and freaking out cause I got nowhere to go. So I thought about what to do , I just closed my eyes and prayed and threw myself into the fucking lava , but when I was in the lava I didn't feel any pain , but I seen everyone else was screaming , but I couldn't feel anything ,
Then I woke up!
Truck
User
master_wang said:
THAT MOVIE IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF FUCKING SHIT THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WISH EVER ONE THAT LIKED THAT MOVIE WOULD GO FUCK THEMSELVES CAUSE THEY ALL DONT HAVE NO FUCKING TASTE IN FUCKING MOVIES SO THEY ALL NEED TO GO JUMP OF A FUCKING CLIFF WITH ALL YOUR LITTLE GAY ASS BUDDIES
WTF CRACK ARE U ON!
SERIOUSLY I NEED TO KNOW YOUR DEALER!
Truck
User
fuck
sat
internet
sat
internet
Truck
User
SRAW said:
Fuck ya! You gotta problem motha licker?
Truck
User
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
where the fuck do you guys live in fareytail land (neverland)
Well I was the teapot in "The Beauty and the Beast," so wherever that land is. I think its right next to OZ.
Interesting... I used to live in a teapot... but the neighbors kept trying to cover me in butter, so I got the hell outta there.
Truck
User
the_cloud_system said:
where the fuck do you guys live in fareytail land (neverland)
Well I was the teapot in "The Beauty and the Beast," so wherever that land is. I think its right next to OZ.
Truck
User
the_cloud_system said:
where the fuck do you guys live in fareytail land (neverland)
'Bout a block away from the gingerbread man.
Truck
User
where the fuck do you guys live in fareytail land (neverland)
Truck
User
the_cloud_system said:
fuck the grammer police. on the other note
sense i lost my CD-key for d2lod im using just d2 and my resolution is VEREY small, how do i change that
sense i lost my CD-key for d2lod im using just d2 and my resolution is VEREY small, how do i change that
Try the options screen.
Truck
User
fuck the grammer police. on the other note
sense i lost my CD-key for d2lod im using just d2 and my resolution is VEREY small, how do i change that
sense i lost my CD-key for d2lod im using just d2 and my resolution is VEREY small, how do i change that
Truck
User
Fuck ya!
Truck
User
the_cloud_system said:
oh by the way did you buy that keybord you fucked up just cause...you could fuck it up?
Are you talking tome? cause i headbutted my keyboard breaking the spacebar..the one spacebar i put back on that hardly work.
Truck
User
oh by the way did you buy that keybord you fucked up just cause...you could fuck it up?
Truck
User
master_wang said:
THAT MOVIE IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF FUCKING SHIT THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WISH EVER ONE THAT LIKED THAT MOVIE WOULD GO FUCK THEMSELVES CAUSE THEY ALL DONT HAVE NO FUCKING TASTE IN FUCKING MOVIES SO THEY ALL NEED TO GO JUMP OF A FUCKING CLIFF WITH ALL YOUR LITTLE GAY ASS BUDDIES
Sounds like you prefer boys. I'll better leave.
Truck
User
EDIT: NO! FUCK YOU!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KULX_9YsNs
wtf it doesnt work? it does with sprinkels
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KULX_9YsNs
wtf it doesnt work? it does with sprinkels
User
FUCK!
w-w-wait what???
w-w-wait what???
Truck
User
master_wang said:
THAT MOVIE IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF FUCKING SHIT THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WISH EVER ONE THAT LIKED THAT MOVIE WOULD GO FUCK THEMSELVES CAUSE THEY ALL DONT HAVE NO FUCKING TASTE IN FUCKING MOVIES SO THEY ALL NEED TO GO JUMP OF A FUCKING CLIFF WITH ALL YOUR LITTLE GAY ASS BUDDIES
The exit is *points to the button with the little x on the top right of your screen* that way!
Truck
User
THAT MOVIE IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF FUCKING SHIT THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WISH EVER ONE THAT LIKED THAT MOVIE WOULD GO FUCK THEMSELVES CAUSE THEY ALL DONT HAVE NO FUCKING TASTE IN FUCKING MOVIES SO THEY ALL NEED TO GO JUMP OF A FUCKING CLIFF WITH ALL YOUR LITTLE GAY ASS BUDDIES
Truck
User
Im sure it will have a free trial.every MMO does. But dont think you ganna play the trial and say fuck the game.
Nintendo Forum
Nintendo Forum
Truck
User
the_cloud_system said:
vista sucks i rather have windows 7
its not exactly complicated but its different
it asked if it wanted to start the cd's autorun
it fucking had 26 updates and it didint Evin ask
fuck shit balls it cant run simple games
its only redemption is it is wifi, duo core, and its a labtop
its not exactly complicated but its different
it asked if it wanted to start the cd's autorun
it fucking had 26 updates and it didint Evin ask
fuck shit balls it cant run simple games
its only redemption is it is wifi, duo core, and its a labtop
0mg i evin c4nt und3rstand what the shit you just said
Truck
User
vista sucks i rather have windows 7
its not exactly complicated but its different
it asked if it wanted to start the cd's autorun
it fucking had 26 updates and it didint Evin ask
fuck shit balls it cant run simple games
its only redemption is it is wifi, duo core, and its a labtop
its not exactly complicated but its different
it asked if it wanted to start the cd's autorun
it fucking had 26 updates and it didint Evin ask
fuck shit balls it cant run simple games
its only redemption is it is wifi, duo core, and its a labtop
Truck
User
waht the fuck....
Truck
User
WHAT THE FUCK IS VHS!? THIS ONLY RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!
User
Ya. Why are these people complaining about seeing half naked girls? if you dont like it fuck off. you know what fuck you. Im not ganna post anymore good stuff in here. Merry fucking Christmas.
Truck
User
Down Rodeo said:
DVD... Rewinder...?
Even I was like.."What!?....the fuck?"
User
the_cloud_system said:
sprinkles said:
no cloud
15:46:56 EST
sprinkles said:
its all over 2*a
15:53:48 EST
sprinkles said:
x= (-(b) +/- Sqrt( b^2 -4 (a)(c)) / 2(a)
15:54:12 EST
sprinkles said:
also
15:55:29 EST
sprinkles said:
x= 2(c)/(-(b) +/- Sqrt( b^2 -4 (a)(c))
16:00:41 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahh fuck the therum
16:02:07 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Once again it is the busys!
16:16:56 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Oh then everybody left
17:14:31 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey who is a good speaker?
18:00:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i am
18:34:12 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Well, depends how one defines "good".
18:49:23 EST
sprinkles said:
you are cloud?
18:49:42 EST
Down Rodeo said:
No, I'm Down Rodeo.
18:52:49 EST
sprinkles said:
hey do you mind i am talking to myself here
18:54:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
HOLEY SHIT
18:54:05 EST
the_cloud_system said:
CAWK
18:55:00 EST
Down Rodeo said:
I agree.
18:55:11 EST
Down Rodeo said:
When was the last time proper chat happened here?
18:56:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
hmm
18:56:46 EST
the_cloud_system said:
shit...
18:57:16 EST
sprinkles said:
Holy hell! There are people on this website!?
18:57:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
yah
18:57:26 EST
the_cloud_system said:
iknowright
18:59:01 EST
sprinkles said:
I think thats 2.5 words not 1
18:59:15 EST
the_cloud_system said:
fuck spaces
18:59:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
18:59:38 EST
the_cloud_system said:
woo
19:04:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
19:06:35 EST
the_cloud_system said:
YES
19:07:10 EST
sprinkles said:
You needeth to check the trucketh
19:08:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
eye capten
19:10:41 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh just looking at the qwuation almost makes me lose fath
19:10:53 EST
sprinkles said:
In?
19:13:28 EST
the_cloud_system said:
... im gona try >.>
19:24:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey aaronjer
19:25:55 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey Down Rodeo
19:29:10 EST
sprinkles said:
ggrrrrrrrr
19:29:45 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Haaaaaaaay
19:31:31 EST
the_cloud_system said:
lopl
19:36:28 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Ah, you guys.
19:38:27 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh fuck this shit...
19:38:40 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i cant think right
19:39:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
im better off just taking apicture with comantarey notes to the side
19:41:32 EST
the_cloud_system said:
but i digress
19:42:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ill try and hope for a lez freek fest
20:03:04 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb
20:11:06 EST
Rockbomb said:
Hey
20:11:09 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
20:11:29 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb you want to narrate something for me?
20:11:49 EST
Rockbomb said:
I would, but I don't have a mic :/
20:12:49 EST
sprinkles said:
Cool you can speak it into an envelope and mail it to me
20:13:16 EST
Rockbomb said:
Only if you can cover me for shipping, I'm broke.
20:14:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Ok I will email you the money then you send my your voice in the
mail
Down Rodeo said:
Oh then everybody left
17:14:31 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey who is a good speaker?
18:00:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i am
18:34:12 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Well, depends how one defines "good".
18:49:23 EST
sprinkles said:
you are cloud?
18:49:42 EST
Down Rodeo said:
No, I'm Down Rodeo.
18:52:49 EST
sprinkles said:
hey do you mind i am talking to myself here
18:54:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
HOLEY SHIT
18:54:05 EST
the_cloud_system said:
CAWK
18:55:00 EST
Down Rodeo said:
I agree.
18:55:11 EST
Down Rodeo said:
When was the last time proper chat happened here?
18:56:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
hmm
18:56:46 EST
the_cloud_system said:
shit...
18:57:16 EST
sprinkles said:
Holy hell! There are people on this website!?
18:57:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
yah
18:57:26 EST
the_cloud_system said:
iknowright
18:59:01 EST
sprinkles said:
I think thats 2.5 words not 1
18:59:15 EST
the_cloud_system said:
fuck spaces
18:59:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
18:59:38 EST
the_cloud_system said:
woo
19:04:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
19:06:35 EST
the_cloud_system said:
YES
19:07:10 EST
sprinkles said:
You needeth to check the trucketh
19:08:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
eye capten
19:10:41 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh just looking at the qwuation almost makes me lose fath
19:10:53 EST
sprinkles said:
In?
19:13:28 EST
the_cloud_system said:
... im gona try >.>
19:24:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey aaronjer
19:25:55 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey Down Rodeo
19:29:10 EST
sprinkles said:
ggrrrrrrrr
19:29:45 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Haaaaaaaay
19:31:31 EST
the_cloud_system said:
lopl
19:36:28 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Ah, you guys.
19:38:27 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh fuck this shit...
19:38:40 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i cant think right
19:39:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
im better off just taking apicture with comantarey notes to the side
19:41:32 EST
the_cloud_system said:
but i digress
19:42:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ill try and hope for a lez freek fest
20:03:04 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb
20:11:06 EST
Rockbomb said:
Hey
20:11:09 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
20:11:29 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb you want to narrate something for me?
20:11:49 EST
Rockbomb said:
I would, but I don't have a mic :/
20:12:49 EST
sprinkles said:
Cool you can speak it into an envelope and mail it to me
20:13:16 EST
Rockbomb said:
Only if you can cover me for shipping, I'm broke.
20:14:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Ok I will email you the money then you send my your voice in the mail
20:35:17 EST
the_cloud_system said:
im getting to it :@
20:35:38 EST
the_cloud_system said:
but other people can do it to :D
21:05:49 EST
sprinkles said:
I want multiple people to do it so its not the same every time.
21:54:22 EST
sprinkles said:
We have a new user!
21:54:30 EST
sprinkles said:
Welcome to Superjer.com
21:57:08 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud check general section pls.
21:58:00 EST
Rockbomb said:
Lol, the new guys first post is a necro :D
22:02:43 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey everybody http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ads/1523168805.html
no cloud
15:46:56 EST
sprinkles said:
its all over 2*a
15:53:48 EST
sprinkles said:
x= (-(b) +/- Sqrt( b^2 -4 (a)(c)) / 2(a)
15:54:12 EST
sprinkles said:
also
15:55:29 EST
sprinkles said:
x= 2(c)/(-(b) +/- Sqrt( b^2 -4 (a)(c))
16:00:41 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahh fuck the therum
16:02:07 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Once again it is the busys!
16:16:56 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Oh then everybody left
17:14:31 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey who is a good speaker?
18:00:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i am
18:34:12 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Well, depends how one defines "good".
18:49:23 EST
sprinkles said:
you are cloud?
18:49:42 EST
Down Rodeo said:
No, I'm Down Rodeo.
18:52:49 EST
sprinkles said:
hey do you mind i am talking to myself here
18:54:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
HOLEY SHIT
18:54:05 EST
the_cloud_system said:
CAWK
18:55:00 EST
Down Rodeo said:
I agree.
18:55:11 EST
Down Rodeo said:
When was the last time proper chat happened here?
18:56:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
hmm
18:56:46 EST
the_cloud_system said:
shit...
18:57:16 EST
sprinkles said:
Holy hell! There are people on this website!?
18:57:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
yah
18:57:26 EST
the_cloud_system said:
iknowright
18:59:01 EST
sprinkles said:
I think thats 2.5 words not 1
18:59:15 EST
the_cloud_system said:
fuck spaces
18:59:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
18:59:38 EST
the_cloud_system said:
woo
19:04:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
19:06:35 EST
the_cloud_system said:
YES
19:07:10 EST
sprinkles said:
You needeth to check the trucketh
19:08:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
eye capten
19:10:41 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh just looking at the qwuation almost makes me lose fath
19:10:53 EST
sprinkles said:
In?
19:13:28 EST
the_cloud_system said:
... im gona try >.>
19:24:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey aaronjer
19:25:55 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey Down Rodeo
19:29:10 EST
sprinkles said:
ggrrrrrrrr
19:29:45 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Haaaaaaaay
19:31:31 EST
the_cloud_system said:
lopl
19:36:28 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Ah, you guys.
19:38:27 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh fuck this shit...
19:38:40 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i cant think right
19:39:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
im better off just taking apicture with comantarey notes to the side
19:41:32 EST
the_cloud_system said:
but i digress
19:42:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ill try and hope for a lez freek fest
20:03:04 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb
20:11:06 EST
Rockbomb said:
Hey
20:11:09 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
20:11:29 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb you want to narrate something for me?
20:11:49 EST
Rockbomb said:
I would, but I don't have a mic :/
20:12:49 EST
sprinkles said:
Cool you can speak it into an envelope and mail it to me
20:13:16 EST
Rockbomb said:
Only if you can cover me for shipping, I'm broke.
20:14:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Ok I will email you the money then you send my your voice in the
Down Rodeo said:
Oh then everybody left
17:14:31 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey who is a good speaker?
18:00:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i am
18:34:12 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Well, depends how one defines "good".
18:49:23 EST
sprinkles said:
you are cloud?
18:49:42 EST
Down Rodeo said:
No, I'm Down Rodeo.
18:52:49 EST
sprinkles said:
hey do you mind i am talking to myself here
18:54:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
HOLEY SHIT
18:54:05 EST
the_cloud_system said:
CAWK
18:55:00 EST
Down Rodeo said:
I agree.
18:55:11 EST
Down Rodeo said:
When was the last time proper chat happened here?
18:56:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
hmm
18:56:46 EST
the_cloud_system said:
shit...
18:57:16 EST
sprinkles said:
Holy hell! There are people on this website!?
18:57:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
yah
18:57:26 EST
the_cloud_system said:
iknowright
18:59:01 EST
sprinkles said:
I think thats 2.5 words not 1
18:59:15 EST
the_cloud_system said:
fuck spaces
18:59:29 EST
the_cloud_system said:
18:59:38 EST
the_cloud_system said:
woo
19:04:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
19:06:35 EST
the_cloud_system said:
YES
19:07:10 EST
sprinkles said:
You needeth to check the trucketh
19:08:23 EST
the_cloud_system said:
eye capten
19:10:41 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh just looking at the qwuation almost makes me lose fath
19:10:53 EST
sprinkles said:
In?
19:13:28 EST
the_cloud_system said:
... im gona try >.>
19:24:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey aaronjer
19:25:55 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey Down Rodeo
19:29:10 EST
sprinkles said:
ggrrrrrrrr
19:29:45 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Haaaaaaaay
19:31:31 EST
the_cloud_system said:
lopl
19:36:28 EST
Down Rodeo said:
Ah, you guys.
19:38:27 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ahhhh fuck this shit...
19:38:40 EST
the_cloud_system said:
i cant think right
19:39:02 EST
the_cloud_system said:
im better off just taking apicture with comantarey notes to the side
19:41:32 EST
the_cloud_system said:
but i digress
19:42:06 EST
the_cloud_system said:
ill try and hope for a lez freek fest
20:03:04 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb
20:11:06 EST
Rockbomb said:
Hey
20:11:09 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud!
20:11:29 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey rockbomb you want to narrate something for me?
20:11:49 EST
Rockbomb said:
I would, but I don't have a mic :/
20:12:49 EST
sprinkles said:
Cool you can speak it into an envelope and mail it to me
20:13:16 EST
Rockbomb said:
Only if you can cover me for shipping, I'm broke.
20:14:26 EST
sprinkles said:
Ok I will email you the money then you send my your voice in the mail
20:35:17 EST
the_cloud_system said:
im getting to it :@
20:35:38 EST
the_cloud_system said:
but other people can do it to :D
21:05:49 EST
sprinkles said:
I want multiple people to do it so its not the same every time.
21:54:22 EST
sprinkles said:
We have a new user!
21:54:30 EST
sprinkles said:
Welcome to Superjer.com
21:57:08 EST
sprinkles said:
Cloud check general section pls.
21:58:00 EST
Rockbomb said:
Lol, the new guys first post is a necro :D
22:02:43 EST
sprinkles said:
Hey everybody http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/ads/1523168805.html
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Fuck you all. Up the ass. Wtf is so great about it? It just seemes like another example of Halo 3 from what i hear. It has some cool new things added to it than from the first one. But its the same damn thing. Why is this the only game i see all my friends playing on xbox live?
I cant get no one to play with me on l4d2 and i have to scowl around for hours trying to find a team that actually talks to me.
I cant get no one to play with me on l4d2 and i have to scowl around for hours trying to find a team that actually talks to me.
Truck
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Oh by the way what java compiler do you use/recommend?
I am using Bluej right now because that is what we used in java
class [at least for the 1/5 of the class I stayed for they could
have switched to something else as soon as I left].
Well I don't know if that For Each statement works yet, but it
replaces 32 lines of code!
Ok I found a way to do it all in a Do While statement containing
2 For Each statements the problem is that I need to actively
modify the array inside the For Each statement this is a
problem, but microsoft said if you use the IEnumerable thingy
you can do it without getting a run time error. However, they
say that you really need to know IEnumerable to use it
correctly, and I don't understand it [because they don't explain
it] at all. So if someone would be nice enough to simplify
me to understand......Thank you.
I dont know what this is......
Ok, so the problem is the array isn't getting bigger.
No disregard that code I get an array of 24,12,0.
its not perfect but its not 242424 or anything weird like that.
FUCK ARRAYS
That does it [and I know that 'real' programmers shouldn't
use the GoTo command but what the hell.
I am using Bluej right now because that is what we used in java
class [at least for the 1/5 of the class I stayed for they could
have switched to something else as soon as I left].
Well I don't know if that For Each statement works yet, but it
replaces 32 lines of code!
Ok I found a way to do it all in a Do While statement containing
2 For Each statements the problem is that I need to actively
modify the array inside the For Each statement this is a
problem, but microsoft said if you use the IEnumerable thingy
you can do it without getting a run time error. However, they
say that you really need to know IEnumerable to use it
correctly, and I don't understand it [because they don't explain
it] at all. So if someone would be nice enough to simplify
me to understand......Thank you.
I dont know what this is......
code
Imports Microsoft.Win32
Imports System.IO
Imports System.Math
Public Class Form1
Dim num1 As Double = 24
Dim Prime() As Integer = {2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13}
Dim reducenum1Array() As Integer = {num1}
Dim divisorArray() As Integer = {}
Dim Toreducenum1Array As Integer
Dim TodivisorArray As Integer
Dim remainder As Double
Dim complete As Boolean = False
Dim newsize As Integer = 2
Dim newsize1 As Integer = 1
Dim out As Integer
Public Sub reducenum1()
for1:
For Each temp As Integer In reducenum1Array
Toreducenum1Array = temp
setvalue_reducenum1Array()
for2:
For Each number As Integer In Prime
remainder = IEEERemainder(temp, number)
If remainder = 0 Then
TodivisorArray = number
setvalue_divisorArray()
If number = 13 Then complete = True
Exit Sub
End If
Next number
GoTo for2
Next temp
GoTo for1
End Sub
Public Sub setvalue_reducenum1Array()
Array.Resize(reducenum1Array, newsize)
reducenum1Array.SetValue(Toreducenum1Array, newsize1)
End Sub
Public Sub setvalue_divisorArray()
End Sub
Private Sub Button2_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button2.Click
Application.Exit()
End Sub
Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button1.Click
reducenum1()
' setvalue_reducenum1Array()
setvalue_divisorArray()
For i As Integer = 0 To newsize
Dim value As Integer
value += 1
Label2.Text = Label2.Text + reducenum1Array.GetValue(value).ToString()
Next
End Sub
End ClassOk, so the problem is the array isn't getting bigger.
No disregard that code I get an array of 24,12,0.
its not perfect but its not 242424 or anything weird like that.
FUCK ARRAYS
code
Public Sub reducenum1()
for1:
For Each number As Integer In Prime
remainder = IEEERemainder(temp, number)
If remainder = 0 Then
value = temp / number
Label2.Text = Label2.Text + value.ToString()
temp = value
GoTo for1
End If
If number = 13 Then
complete = True
Exit Sub
End If
Next number
End SubThat does it [and I know that 'real' programmers shouldn't
use the GoTo command but what the hell.
User
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Stranger: ur a virgin?
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Stranger: want me to take ur virginity?
Stranger: want too?
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Stranger: :D
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Stranger: realy not
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Stranger: so?
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Stranger: :D
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You: always wanting to take over shit
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You: fuckena
You: so whats up dude
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You: :O
You: ARE YOU THE ONLEY GIRL ON HERE
You: serisuley
You: i went threw 15 horney ass 8 yeaarold
You: its nastey
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You: hi
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You: shit face buble cum
Stranger: oh
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...............................................................................,~''::::::::',::::::::::::::::::::|',
...............................................................................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':}
...............................................................................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
...............................................................................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
..............................................................................(_''~-': : : :::o: : : :o: : :
...............................................................................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
...................................................................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
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You: spinkles?
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Stranger: no rick astley
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Stranger: m or f?
You: i like that song
You: it makes me hot
Stranger: thats funny
Stranger: m or f?
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Stranger: ?///////
You: i like that
Stranger: guy or girl
Stranger: ?
You: mmmhmmmmmm
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You: both ;)
Stranger: would you ever get naked for me on webcam?
You: hell no
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Stranger: Keep in mind that there are rules
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You: ya
You: to
You: :3
Stranger: no 4
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Stranger: hm
You: mh^3
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Stranger: Mk.
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Stranger: I win.
Stranger: go to hell.
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Stranger: well
You: Hello Kitty
You: is
You: awsom
You: :D
Stranger: would have to disagree
You: :O
You: :()
You: :(
You: WHY
You: WHY YOU BASTARD
Stranger: i must admit i dont understand the concept
You: FUCK THE CONCEPT
You: THERE DOING SHIT
You: ITS FUCKING COLERFULL
You: ENJOY THE HELL OUTA IT
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i suppose your right
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You: hi
You: how random, are you?
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Stranger: ur a virgin?
You: hell yes
Stranger: want me to take ur virginity?
Stranger: want too?
You: sounds like that would hurt
Stranger: its really not
Stranger: :D
You: :O
Stranger: realy not
Stranger: want too?
You: but...
You: but im 8 years old
Stranger: so?
Stranger: i dont have to wear condom then
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You: fuckena
You: so whats up dude
Stranger: i'm not a dude
You: :O
You: ARE YOU THE ONLEY GIRL ON HERE
You: serisuley
You: i went threw 15 horney ass 8 yeaarold
You: its nastey
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You: hmm
You: hi
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...............................................................................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':}
...............................................................................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
...............................................................................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
..............................................................................(_''~-': : : :::o: : : :o: : :
...............................................................................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
...................................................................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
..............................................................................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
........................................................................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
...............................................................__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Stranger: grrr
You: lol
You: spinkles?
Stranger: a/s/l?
Stranger: no rick astley
You: hmm
You: ahh
Stranger: m or f?
You: i like that song
You: it makes me hot
Stranger: thats funny
Stranger: m or f?
You: *start tucking self*
You: mhmm
Stranger: ?///////
You: i like that
Stranger: guy or girl
Stranger: ?
You: mmmhmmmmmm
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I got the formula working. The problem is that I was dividing
the end result instead of outputting it as number/number
[a fraction]. Now the problem is that I have to figure out
how I can reduce the fraction. For a=1 b=13 c=42 I get 12/2
and 14/2. To reduce the fractions you have to have a number
that can divide into both of the numbers right? Fuck I hate math.
Ughhh back to gcf.
the end result instead of outputting it as number/number
[a fraction]. Now the problem is that I have to figure out
how I can reduce the fraction. For a=1 b=13 c=42 I get 12/2
and 14/2. To reduce the fractions you have to have a number
that can divide into both of the numbers right? Fuck I hate math.
Ughhh back to gcf.
Truck
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Mate de Vita said:
SolidKAYOS said:
welwish22 said:
i like one of the video u have made it really good,....
y not other guys add few more video....
i would like to see few more video in the tread....
y not other guys add few more video....
i would like to see few more video in the tread....
Go fuck yourself.
Not everyone can do that, y'know.
He better start learning.
Truck
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you shoulda kick his ass, if some 1 called me a faggit from stupid card games u shoulda beat the fuck out of him lol and put his cards in his ass, and say , gotta catch them all bitch!
Truck
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SolidKAYOS said:
welwish22 said:
i like one of the video u have made it really good,....
y not other guys add few more video....
i would like to see few more video in the tread....
y not other guys add few more video....
i would like to see few more video in the tread....
Go fuck yourself.
Not everyone can do that, y'know.
Truck
User
welwish22 said:
i like one of the video u have made it really good,....
y not other guys add few more video....
i would like to see few more video in the tread....
y not other guys add few more video....
i would like to see few more video in the tread....
Go fuck yourself.
User
Strangely enough, I had a dream last night that someone hacked my steam account and got it banned. The person that did it sent some scathing e-mail about how much of an idiot I was for telling people it was easy to avoid getting hacked and how I sure am screwed now.
I was all like, "WTF? I never said anything at all about steam accounts getting hacked AND I don't care about my steam account? Who the fuck are you?"
I was all like, "WTF? I never said anything at all about steam accounts getting hacked AND I don't care about my steam account? Who the fuck are you?"
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NatureJay said:
I'm trying to be calm about this but that is the stupidest thing I've read on this board in some time and that is saying quite a lot.
no fuck that
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Down Rodeo said:
"Come here, my little moth...you're not a moth, you're an angel"
I'm actually playing at the moment and am rather enjoying it. Surely you remember this dialogue though?
I'm actually playing at the moment and am rather enjoying it. Surely you remember this dialogue though?
Oh fuck I was lookin at your name.
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Down Rodeo said:
It's telling you that a TextBox, i.e. component of a Windows form, is not a string. You need to so something like textbox.contents, or .text, or whatever the class definition says.
So you're saying
code
map20text.Text[map20text is the name of the inputbox]
or
code
map20text.contents??
Edit ::
Thank you DR you're a freakin' genius.
vb code
map20text.textThat works...well until I fuck it up again.
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the_cloud_system said:
aaronjer said:
I still don't get what you're talking about. But you're reminding me of that time that I made avatars for everyone on the first boards. Anybody want a custom pixel art avatar?
...so what now, we are waiting for superjer to get the motivation to make a MC-titeys*, aj to go back to his dark and mysterious ways of killing off people, edan to revel where the hell in sodomy Arabella he has bin, havoc to tell us where the hell is jig saw (like we care), nature jay to tell me what the fuck i am getting for Xmas, sloth to get off his lazey arce amd make me fucking bagels
Jigsaw was intimidated by the sloth.(actually hes just too lazy to come back)
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aaronjer said:
I still don't get what you're talking about. But you're reminding me of that time that I made avatars for everyone on the first boards. Anybody want a custom pixel art avatar?
...so what now, we are waiting for superjer to get the motivation to make a MC-titeys*, aj to go back to his dark and mysterious ways of killing off people, edan to revel where the hell in sodomy Arabella he has bin, havoc to tell us where the hell is jig saw (like we care), nature jay to tell me what the fuck i am getting for Xmas, sloth to get off his lazey arce amd make me fucking bagels
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Rockbomb said:
aaronjer said:
I disagree with the boobs, but I know about the knee. I got lazy and never changed it even though I changed her feet. I already started on another picture of her though so I'm having a hard time getting back to it. Nobody but you has even noticed it, for some reason... it seemed pretty obvious to me.
I think most people get distracted by the boobs, therefore not noticing the knees
What he sai.... Who the fuck are you!?
User
Wow I suck =(.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: QUICK, TALK DIRTY TO ME BEFORE MY ERECTION FALLS
You: Ah, yeah
You: I like that!
You: HARDER!
You: PLEASE!
You: AH!
You: YEAH!
You: YOUR AMAZING!
You: AH!
You: AH, AH, AH!
Stranger: ITS ALIVE!
You: Spraying all over the screen
Stranger: KEEP DOINT THAT!
You: ...
You: Rapist
You: sexual rapisty
You: anal
You: green goo
You: gay guys
You: blood
Stranger: vroom vrooom
You: That turned you on?
You: O.O
Stranger: D: its dying
You: Ah
You: Yeah
You: Your amazing...
You: Lemme taste that
You: *licking sounds*
Stranger: :D ITS BACK FROM THE FUTURE!
You: Lol
You: This is the strangest thing ever
You: And it's working on me too xd
You: Ah
You: Yeah
You: yummy
You: Who's daddy?
You: Yeah
You: Lick those
You: Your my little friend aren't you?
You: Your so gooooooood
You: I turned on it
You: BWAHAWHAWHAW
Stranger: my erection just ran away
Stranger: thanks a lot...
You: No problems!
Stranger: how the fuck am i gonna catch it >.>
Stranger: its so small
Stranger: ....i mean HUGE
Stranger: HUUUGE
You: lick it up
You: ...
You: ..
You: .
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: QUICK, TALK DIRTY TO ME BEFORE MY ERECTION FALLS
You: Ah, yeah
You: I like that!
You: HARDER!
You: PLEASE!
You: AH!
You: YEAH!
You: YOUR AMAZING!
You: AH!
You: AH, AH, AH!
Stranger: ITS ALIVE!
You: Spraying all over the screen
Stranger: KEEP DOINT THAT!
You: ...
You: Rapist
You: sexual rapisty
You: anal
You: green goo
You: gay guys
You: blood
Stranger: vroom vrooom
You: That turned you on?
You: O.O
Stranger: D: its dying
You: Ah
You: Yeah
You: Your amazing...
You: Lemme taste that
You: *licking sounds*
Stranger: :D ITS BACK FROM THE FUTURE!
You: Lol
You: This is the strangest thing ever
You: And it's working on me too xd
You: Ah
You: Yeah
You: yummy
You: Who's daddy?
You: Yeah
You: Lick those
You: Your my little friend aren't you?
You: Your so gooooooood
You: I turned on it
You: BWAHAWHAWHAW
Stranger: my erection just ran away
Stranger: thanks a lot...
You: No problems!
Stranger: how the fuck am i gonna catch it >.>
Stranger: its so small
Stranger: ....i mean HUGE
Stranger: HUUUGE
You: lick it up
You: ...
You: ..
You: .
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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fuck ball shit
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SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
You ever watch the Hitman movie? That was damn good.
Yes it was actually. Its not everyday they make a movie off a game and it be kick ass. I hope Prince of Persia does not disappoint me.
Oh fuck I almost forgot about that. When does it come out?
User
happy thanksgiving 09
we have a lot to be thankful for and so i will give thanks for what i have
i am thankful for...
Matt- he kept me sane threw the insane.
dad- cause he can...
sis- for leaving me (the fuck) in this hell hole.
bro- for all the computer wisdom
grandma,aunt dawn, ALL my cuzens- you guys are great
football
-------------------www.superjer.com-----------------------
superjer- knows what to say to ass holes
melloyellow582- your pink to me
KnightOfH3ll-
molkman- you make me laugh and cry out of my penis
Mate de Vita- your awesome in the sense of a shotgun to a deer
Jrkookid-... your name starts with a j
DAVEDAYS-
eDan Co.-...oh shit
phoenix_r- is like a transvestite brother to me
Aaronjer- is the flavor of mouse pad
fedex_ - your the heart and soul of the mapping part and so is sprinkles-
Sloth- is awsom
the_cloud_system-
SolidKAYOS-...
SRAW- doesher his best in the maping help
Down Rodeo- has great lines
shigidy-
NatureJay- eats birds
--------------------------- other places-------------------
windey- fuck yeah
kay- fuck no
frath- next time don't use a glow in the dark shirt
phx - shoot dah swoop
kandey- ahahhaahah you have school
joop- you have awesome glasses
garey- you blew
rr your awesome in china
jessey-... your a flat out whore
--------
and this cunt-cludes my thanks over the net >:D
we have a lot to be thankful for and so i will give thanks for what i have
i am thankful for...
Matt- he kept me sane threw the insane.
dad- cause he can...
sis- for leaving me (the fuck) in this hell hole.
bro- for all the computer wisdom
grandma,aunt dawn, ALL my cuzens- you guys are great
football
-------------------www.superjer.com-----------------------
superjer- knows what to say to ass holes
melloyellow582- your pink to me
KnightOfH3ll-
molkman- you make me laugh and cry out of my penis
Mate de Vita- your awesome in the sense of a shotgun to a deer
Jrkookid-... your name starts with a j
DAVEDAYS-
eDan Co.-...oh shit
phoenix_r- is like a transvestite brother to me
Aaronjer- is the flavor of mouse pad
fedex_ - your the heart and soul of the mapping part and so is sprinkles-
Sloth- is awsom
the_cloud_system-
SolidKAYOS-...
SRAW- does
Down Rodeo- has great lines
shigidy-
NatureJay- eats birds
--------------------------- other places-------------------
windey- fuck yeah
kay- fuck no
frath- next time don't use a glow in the dark shirt
phx - shoot dah swoop
kandey- ahahhaahah you have school
joop- you have awesome glasses
garey- you blew
rr your awesome in china
jessey-... your a flat out whore
--------
and this cunt-cludes my thanks over the net >:D
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I'm only on here 15 minutes here and there, and that 15 minutes is usually when I feel like being nice. Really if you knew me then you would sing a completely different song. A song like this ::
sprinkles said:
The second contestant [Asian female teens] got up there and yelled [trying to sing] "Fuck you" over and over. At the end of her song[?] she called someone on her phone [I suspected it was her little sister because she picked up the phone and hung up the phone as the one made the call] And slightly whispered "Fuck you."
User
fedex _ said:
the_cloud_system said:
...fuck the English language, fuck it with a rusty spoon.
then what happens when the spoon is gone?
use a fork
User
the_cloud_system said:
...fuck the English language, fuck it with a rusty spoon.
then what happens when the spoon is gone?
User
Science should hurry the fuck up some day.
User
...fuck the English language, fuck it with a rusty spoon.
User
NatureJay said:
Cloudy spells however the fuck he wants.
User
ya thats relley why i don't fuck with it the only time i changed the model was when the gay machine gun had the rotating barrel
better
gay
tight
better
gay
tight
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NatureJay said:
Cloudy spells however the fuck he wants.
He posts all the time, but we don't hold it against him because it's kind of funny.
And to clarify, it's not that people think your shit stinks less if you post less, it's that people think your shit stinks more if you post all the time.
He posts all the time, but we don't hold it against him because it's kind of funny.
And to clarify, it's not that people think your shit stinks less if you post less, it's that people think your shit stinks more if you post all the time.
cloud and me are kewl i just wanted to day that only
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User
Cloudy spells however the fuck he wants.
He posts all the time, but we don't hold it against him because it's kind of funny.
And to clarify, it's not that people think your shit stinks less if you post less, it's that people think your shit stinks more if you post all the time.
He posts all the time, but we don't hold it against him because it's kind of funny.
And to clarify, it's not that people think your shit stinks less if you post less, it's that people think your shit stinks more if you post all the time.
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User
(gasp)
We need to have a 3 v 3 v 3! Or 4 v 4! Fuck. I'm so excited I might just buy a headset.
We need to have a 3 v 3 v 3! Or 4 v 4! Fuck. I'm so excited I might just buy a headset.
User
i dont really think jrkoolkid was at fault, that guy decided to say "fuck your mom" for no reason really
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User
HERE YOU
User
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fuck you
Stranger: EASY THERE COWBOY
Stranger: no need to be nasty
You: Im a big black woman ready to lick whipped cream off wherever you want
You: where u want me to lick it off?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: well
Stranger: the thing is
Stranger: i um
Stranger: well
Stranger: this is awkward
You: I wanna lick it off a piece of pumpkin pie you serve to me
Stranger: er
You: Why is it akward
Stranger: i hate pumpkin pie
You: oh, well, by pumpkin pie i mean your dicik
You: dick*
You: im sorry, i cAnt spell right
You: im only using one hand
You: the other is stroking my dick
You have disconnected
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fuck you
Stranger: EASY THERE COWBOY
Stranger: no need to be nasty
You: Im a big black woman ready to lick whipped cream off wherever you want
You: where u want me to lick it off?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: well
Stranger: the thing is
Stranger: i um
Stranger: well
Stranger: this is awkward
You: I wanna lick it off a piece of pumpkin pie you serve to me
Stranger: er
You: Why is it akward
Stranger: i hate pumpkin pie
You: oh, well, by pumpkin pie i mean your dicik
You: dick*
You: im sorry, i cAnt spell right
You: im only using one hand
You: the other is stroking my dick
You have disconnected
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User
User
Fuck Counter Strike, its Omegle time.
. .. .
.. .... ..
... ...... ...
................
... ...... ...
.. .... ..
. .. .
I'm sorry Counter Strike, I didn't mean that.
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: no i like dicks
Stranger: you female?
You: my legs are hairy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--------------penis--------------------------
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: im a big black woman looking for the right man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
------------------------------pussy--------------
You: hey
Stranger: yo
You: fuck you
You: dont call me that
Stranger: why
You: my mom get killed by Yo
Stranger: oh,im sorry
Stranger: im sorry for that
You: he chinese like me
Stranger: ?
You: Yo chinese
Stranger: ?
You: you no speak my languge
Stranger: yea
Stranger: u are right
Stranger: how do u know that?
You: you no talk like me
Stranger: yea
You: i no yea
Stranger: i know its hard to talk like u
You: no you talk like you
Stranger: yea
You: you confusing
Stranger: lol
You: what lol
Stranger: cuz en is not my first lang
You: what no get
Stranger: i can got u
Stranger: i cant got u
You: you no catch
Stranger: hehe maybe
You: you nasty
You: nasty
You: nasty
You: nasty
You: bad bad
Stranger: ok
You: you no make talk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-----------------------beaner----------------
Stranger: horny girl w/ pics?
You: hey
You: only if you like big black women
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
---------------------no comment---------------
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: boy?
You: girl
Stranger: horny?
You: only if you like big black women
Stranger: yeah
You: me no lie
You: me chinese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
----------------------maybe one of these times i will come up with something offensive to my own race--------------------------------
You: heloo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: im a big black horny girl looking for the right man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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this next one is one of the ones where you say it in your
head and it sounds ok but when you start typing it out you
go this isnt going to end good and as your brain sends the
message to your muscles to stop typing your pinky is jus'
releasing the enter button and then you look astounded
gasping at your poor judgement but you dont apologize
because that would mean youre wrong and youre chuck norris
you cant be wrong so you fly with it and once your flight is
done it comes back and slaps you in the face and says
'bitch what now?'
-----------------------------------------------------------
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: you look like a fat ass whale no dont you
Stranger: no i swear
Stranger: i got a bit of a gut but thats it
You: im going to have to chain you to the bed and lick that fat off you
You: with whip cream
Stranger: as apealing as that sounds are you m or f?
You: im a black girl
Stranger: im a black man
You: no i lie
You: me chinese
You: me got you
You: haha
You: you sucker
You: you sucker like lollipop
Stranger: well i am a black man i wasnt lieing
You: me know you black
You: you no spell right
You: learn english you cheeky bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Stranger: hi
Stranger: u from?
You: bitch wheres my money
Stranger: -_-?:
You: oh sorry wrong person
You: i was looking for jimmy
Stranger: ok
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: -_-;;
You: he's got to be on this internet somewhere
Stranger: i'm from japan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Stranger: hii
You: hii
Stranger: whats up
You: jus so we're clear i am going to copy everything you say
You: whats up
Stranger: lol thanks for the warning, but may i ask why
You: lol thanks for the warning, but may i ask why
Stranger: kay well can you not please, im sick and feeling really bad
You: and because youre sick you deserve a day off from life?
Stranger: no im just saying
You: you dont get a day off from life
Stranger: i know
You: get back to work
Stranger: but i do from school XD
You: or i will whip you gain
You: bitch where's my money
Stranger: bitch the moneys at the store, i went and bought some chips and medicine
Stranger: lol
You: oh im sorry i thought you were jimmy
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: its kool XD
Stranger: no i have not
Stranger: did you check the moon?
You: hes got to be on this internet somewhere
Stranger: he might not be
You: no its jimmy he no go to no moon cod
Stranger: i guess
You: shut up you fat ass whale
You: fucking slutty ass whore
Stranger: im 84.5 pounds
Stranger: and a dude
Stranger: and ive only had sex once ><
You: oh sorry i thought you were jimmy again
Stranger: XD
You: slut
You have disconnected.
------jus' wait till the end-------------
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.. .... ..
... ...... ...
................
... ...... ...
.. .... ..
. .. .
I'm sorry Counter Strike, I didn't mean that.
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: no i like dicks
Stranger: you female?
You: my legs are hairy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--------------penis--------------------------
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: im a big black woman looking for the right man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
------------------------------pussy--------------
You: hey
Stranger: yo
You: fuck you
You: dont call me that
Stranger: why
You: my mom get killed by Yo
Stranger: oh,im sorry
Stranger: im sorry for that
You: he chinese like me
Stranger: ?
You: Yo chinese
Stranger: ?
You: you no speak my languge
Stranger: yea
Stranger: u are right
Stranger: how do u know that?
You: you no talk like me
Stranger: yea
You: i no yea
Stranger: i know its hard to talk like u
You: no you talk like you
Stranger: yea
You: you confusing
Stranger: lol
You: what lol
Stranger: cuz en is not my first lang
You: what no get
Stranger: i can got u
Stranger: i cant got u
You: you no catch
Stranger: hehe maybe
You: you nasty
You: nasty
You: nasty
You: nasty
You: bad bad
Stranger: ok
You: you no make talk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-----------------------beaner----------------
Stranger: horny girl w/ pics?
You: hey
You: only if you like big black women
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
---------------------no comment---------------
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: boy?
You: girl
Stranger: horny?
You: only if you like big black women
Stranger: yeah
You: me no lie
You: me chinese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
----------------------maybe one of these times i will come up with something offensive to my own race--------------------------------
You: heloo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: im a big black horny girl looking for the right man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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this next one is one of the ones where you say it in your
head and it sounds ok but when you start typing it out you
go this isnt going to end good and as your brain sends the
message to your muscles to stop typing your pinky is jus'
releasing the enter button and then you look astounded
gasping at your poor judgement but you dont apologize
because that would mean youre wrong and youre chuck norris
you cant be wrong so you fly with it and once your flight is
done it comes back and slaps you in the face and says
'bitch what now?'
-----------------------------------------------------------
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: you look like a fat ass whale no dont you
Stranger: no i swear
Stranger: i got a bit of a gut but thats it
You: im going to have to chain you to the bed and lick that fat off you
You: with whip cream
Stranger: as apealing as that sounds are you m or f?
You: im a black girl
Stranger: im a black man
You: no i lie
You: me chinese
You: me got you
You: haha
You: you sucker
You: you sucker like lollipop
Stranger: well i am a black man i wasnt lieing
You: me know you black
You: you no spell right
You: learn english you cheeky bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: u from?
You: bitch wheres my money
Stranger: -_-?:
You: oh sorry wrong person
You: i was looking for jimmy
Stranger: ok
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: -_-;;
You: he's got to be on this internet somewhere
Stranger: i'm from japan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hii
You: hii
Stranger: whats up
You: jus so we're clear i am going to copy everything you say
You: whats up
Stranger: lol thanks for the warning, but may i ask why
You: lol thanks for the warning, but may i ask why
Stranger: kay well can you not please, im sick and feeling really bad
You: and because youre sick you deserve a day off from life?
Stranger: no im just saying
You: you dont get a day off from life
Stranger: i know
You: get back to work
Stranger: but i do from school XD
You: or i will whip you gain
You: bitch where's my money
Stranger: bitch the moneys at the store, i went and bought some chips and medicine
Stranger: lol
You: oh im sorry i thought you were jimmy
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: its kool XD
Stranger: no i have not
Stranger: did you check the moon?
You: hes got to be on this internet somewhere
Stranger: he might not be
You: no its jimmy he no go to no moon cod
Stranger: i guess
You: shut up you fat ass whale
You: fucking slutty ass whore
Stranger: im 84.5 pounds
Stranger: and a dude
Stranger: and ive only had sex once ><
You: oh sorry i thought you were jimmy again
Stranger: XD
You: slut
You have disconnected.
------jus' wait till the end-------------
code
User
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny male 18 scotland with cam lookin for horny female also with cam ; ]
You: JIZZ
You: IN
You: MY
You: PANTS!
Stranger: lonely island rock
You: I just ate a grape and I
Stranger: like a boss is better
You: SHIT ON DEBREA'S DESK (LIKE A BOSS!)
Stranger: cut my balls off
You: SUCK A DUDES DICK!
Stranger: suck my own dick
Stranger: wake up in the sewer
Stranger: meet a giant fish
Stranger: fuck its brains out
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny male 18 scotland with cam lookin for horny female also with cam ; ]
You: JIZZ
You: IN
You: MY
You: PANTS!
Stranger: lonely island rock
You: I just ate a grape and I
Stranger: like a boss is better
You: SHIT ON DEBREA'S DESK (LIKE A BOSS!)
Stranger: cut my balls off
You: SUCK A DUDES DICK!
Stranger: suck my own dick
Stranger: wake up in the sewer
Stranger: meet a giant fish
Stranger: fuck its brains out
User
its just ehh.... the sentance
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: : I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
You: -_-
Stranger: go you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
You: >:(
Stranger: lol
Stranger: get fucked sometime dick wad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: horny?
You: verey
Stranger: nice
Stranger: where are u from?
You: im from transvestiteania
Stranger: really me too
You: >:) il fuck you raw
You have disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: hmmm
You: leme sing
You: FALALFALGALGLALGALGLAGAGLALGAL
Stranger: how r u?
You: o.o
You: IT TALKS?!?!!?
You: OH SHIZ
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: : I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
You: -_-
Stranger: go you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
You: >:(
Stranger: lol
Stranger: get fucked sometime dick wad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hi
Stranger: horny?
You: verey
Stranger: nice
Stranger: where are u from?
You: im from transvestiteania
Stranger: really me too
You: >:) il fuck you raw
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You: hi
You: hmmm
You: leme sing
You: FALALFALGALGLALGALGLAGAGLALGAL
Stranger: how r u?
You: o.o
You: IT TALKS?!?!!?
You: OH SHIZ
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That's right. Fuck you, SRAW. You go to hell and you die!
User
Well, they are obviously the same person... so it's really, "Who the fuck are the one of you?"
User
WHO THE FUCK ARE BOTH OF YOU
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http://omegle.com/
to make them wana
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You: HI
Stranger: hello
You: IM HYPER
You: >.<
Stranger: cool :D
You: >.0
You: YAY
You: LETS DANCE
Stranger: niuce to meet you, hyper person
You: MMHMMHMMM
Stranger: im a calm person
You: :OP
You: IM TO BUT...
You: ALL KAPS
You: WOOOOOT
Stranger: had too much soda?
Stranger: :P
You: >.0
You: dr.peper is good :|
You: ANFCJKLSDBKFBSD,JFBHSDJKF;LSDBHFKLDSBKJFVSDJKGF
You: WOOT
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Stranger: asl
You: FUCK OFF
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: >.<
You: FUCK THE FUCK OFF
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You: hi
Stranger: hey graham
You: no bro
You: its broham ;)
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Stranger: hi
You: whats the def of gay?
Stranger: 1. overly happy, etstatic (adj.)
You: *whats for dinner*
You: :o
You: yay why did yo uget on here?
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: i am bored
You: ehh
You: m
Stranger: joke 1:i'm waitin for my porn to load
You: ohhhh
You: >:3
Stranger: joke2: i wanted somone to marry
You: hmmm
Stranger: 3: i like this site
Stranger: choose wisely
You: :o
You: 1
You: ehh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: alright
Stranger: uhhhh...
You: im actulaey wating for my frends to get on
You: but 1 is what i would do
Stranger: howwill you know when they geton?
You: its a chat thing
You: chatango
Stranger: oh
Stranger: 1 sec
You: mmmmk
Stranger: gonna check sumthin
You: ook
Stranger: alright
You: that was fast
Stranger: not really
Stranger: the symbol was blincking
You: hmm
Stranger: .
Stranger: hold up
You: ..
You: >.>
You: WELL
You: i have to prank kids
Stranger: bubbaishungree
Stranger: name sound familiar?
You: sounds like a drug
Stranger: my XBox live name
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: same for ps3
You: im gessing your a mail
You: :3
Stranger: *male
You: :o
You: TRANNEY
You: :3
Stranger: what
You: You: ..
You: >.>
You: WELL
You: i have to prank kids
You: and here i go
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You: I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
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You: HI
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
Stranger: ??
You: >.<
(and after 5 mins...)
You have disconnected.
to make them wana
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You: HI
Stranger: hello
You: IM HYPER
You: >.<
Stranger: cool :D
You: >.0
You: YAY
You: LETS DANCE
Stranger: niuce to meet you, hyper person
You: MMHMMHMMM
Stranger: im a calm person
You: :OP
You: IM TO BUT...
You: ALL KAPS
You: WOOOOOT
Stranger: had too much soda?
Stranger: :P
You: >.0
You: dr.peper is good :|
You: ANFCJKLSDBKFBSD,JFBHSDJKF;LSDBHFKLDSBKJFVSDJKGF
You: WOOT
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Stranger: asl
You: FUCK OFF
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: >.<
You: FUCK THE FUCK OFF
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You: hi
Stranger: hey graham
You: no bro
You: its broham ;)
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Stranger: hi
You: whats the def of gay?
Stranger: 1. overly happy, etstatic (adj.)
You: *whats for dinner*
You: :o
You: yay why did yo uget on here?
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: i am bored
You: ehh
You: m
Stranger: joke 1:i'm waitin for my porn to load
You: ohhhh
You: >:3
Stranger: joke2: i wanted somone to marry
You: hmmm
Stranger: 3: i like this site
Stranger: choose wisely
You: :o
You: 1
You: ehh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: alright
Stranger: uhhhh...
You: im actulaey wating for my frends to get on
You: but 1 is what i would do
Stranger: howwill you know when they geton?
You: its a chat thing
You: chatango
Stranger: oh
Stranger: 1 sec
You: mmmmk
Stranger: gonna check sumthin
You: ook
Stranger: alright
You: that was fast
Stranger: not really
Stranger: the symbol was blincking
You: hmm
Stranger: .
Stranger: hold up
You: ..
You: >.>
You: WELL
You: i have to prank kids
Stranger: bubbaishungree
Stranger: name sound familiar?
You: sounds like a drug
Stranger: my XBox live name
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: same for ps3
You: im gessing your a mail
You: :3
Stranger: *male
You: :o
You: TRANNEY
You: :3
Stranger: what
You: You: ..
You: >.>
You: WELL
You: i have to prank kids
You: and here i go
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You: I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
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You: HI
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: I SWAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER PERSON ASKS ME ASL IM GOING TO RIP THERE FUCKING BALLS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE PIGS
Stranger: ??
You: >.<
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EXTREMELY RACIST!!!!
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You: hello
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: ok then
Stranger: from?
You: canada
Stranger: yeah~
Stranger: i'm Korea
Stranger: krean
Stranger: korean
You: oh ive never talk to a chinky bastard before
You: your like the chinese nigger
Stranger: u too -_-
You: im fucking canadian
Stranger: a yeap
You: we better than you
You: we speak english
Stranger: no never
Stranger: so?
Stranger: i can speak korean
Stranger: it's only ours
Stranger: english is not urs
You: and we're not communists
Stranger: do u have ur language?
Stranger: then so?
You: i have my rifle and i have my gun
Stranger: age?
You: what else do i need
Stranger: i have too
Stranger: age?????
You: with your squinty ass eyes you wouldnt be able to shoot past 50 meters
Stranger: you wouldnt be able to shoot past 5000000 meters with mine
Stranger: fucking canadian
You: fucking judas preist
Stranger: -_-;;;
Stranger: what's ur region?
You: bc
Stranger: ???
You: british columbia you dumbass
Stranger: ummm..... i've never heared that before
Stranger: what's ur age??????
Stranger: tell ur age!!!!!
You: stop being silly you dirty little wanker
Stranger: 헐 지끼지마
Stranger: 욕도 그따구로밖에 못하나
Stranger: 존니 어이업슴
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
You: you racist chauvinistic pig!
Stranger: u too
You: no i hate everybody equally
Stranger: don't refer racial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: u only can speak eng.
Stranger: so silly
Stranger: i can 10languages
You: and i can fuck 10 canadian bitchs
Stranger: don't lie
You: how many women in your country?
You: 2?
Stranger: that's ur country
You: ah you little scumb bag
Stranger: yeap, don't tell ur country
Stranger: that's ur country's introduce
You: we canadians ar known for our lovemaking and bacon
Stranger: so>
Stranger: so?
You: what are you known for?
You: killing people?
Stranger: that's you
You: fucking commy
Stranger: Though canadians ar known for our lovemaking and bacon,
u r NOT!!!!!!!!!!
You: oh mr original is here
You: sorry
Stranger: don't u know etiquette???
You: im better than you i dont have to
Stranger: keep etiquette
Stranger: no
Stranger: nobody better than me
You: yes go kill yourself you little commy bastard
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You: hello
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: ok then
Stranger: from?
You: canada
Stranger: yeah~
Stranger: i'm Korea
Stranger: krean
Stranger: korean
You: oh ive never talk to a chinky bastard before
You: your like the chinese nigger
Stranger: u too -_-
You: im fucking canadian
Stranger: a yeap
You: we better than you
You: we speak english
Stranger: no never
Stranger: so?
Stranger: i can speak korean
Stranger: it's only ours
Stranger: english is not urs
You: and we're not communists
Stranger: do u have ur language?
Stranger: then so?
You: i have my rifle and i have my gun
Stranger: age?
You: what else do i need
Stranger: i have too
Stranger: age?????
You: with your squinty ass eyes you wouldnt be able to shoot past 50 meters
Stranger: you wouldnt be able to shoot past 5000000 meters with mine
Stranger: fucking canadian
You: fucking judas preist
Stranger: -_-;;;
Stranger: what's ur region?
You: bc
Stranger: ???
You: british columbia you dumbass
Stranger: ummm..... i've never heared that before
Stranger: what's ur age??????
Stranger: tell ur age!!!!!
You: stop being silly you dirty little wanker
Stranger: 헐 지끼지마
Stranger: 욕도 그따구로밖에 못하나
Stranger: 존니 어이업슴
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
You: you racist chauvinistic pig!
Stranger: u too
You: no i hate everybody equally
Stranger: don't refer racial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: u only can speak eng.
Stranger: so silly
Stranger: i can 10languages
You: and i can fuck 10 canadian bitchs
Stranger: don't lie
You: how many women in your country?
You: 2?
Stranger: that's ur country
You: ah you little scumb bag
Stranger: yeap, don't tell ur country
Stranger: that's ur country's introduce
You: we canadians ar known for our lovemaking and bacon
Stranger: so>
Stranger: so?
You: what are you known for?
You: killing people?
Stranger: that's you
You: fucking commy
Stranger: Though canadians ar known for our lovemaking and bacon,
u r NOT!!!!!!!!!!
You: oh mr original is here
You: sorry
Stranger: don't u know etiquette???
You: im better than you i dont have to
Stranger: keep etiquette
Stranger: no
Stranger: nobody better than me
You: yes go kill yourself you little commy bastard
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DaveDays said:
POST YOUR OWN!
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Stranger: Hello(:
You: wazzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: hey wanna hear something funny?
Stranger: Sure.
You: yeah, me too...
You: good luck with that
You: l8er
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Stranger: do u wanna fuck?
Stranger: oh yes i do
You: yeah, sure
You: you got a condom?
Stranger: no
You: k
Stranger: u?
You: no but we can use a bag...
You: paper or plastic?
Stranger: plastic
You: k, so where do you live
Stranger: finland
You: more precisely...
Stranger: what do u mean? you are not saying that u are a finn?
You: no but if I'm to come to your house, I have to first find it
You: of course provided I'm not already in your house
You: which I just might be
Stranger: yeah
You: so, Yeah, Finland
You: k, be right there
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Stranger: what do you think about emos?
You: I am emo
Stranger: OH FUCK
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Stranger: i'm not cryibng
Stranger: crying*
You: fucking cry baby
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 19 m here
You: 57/m/your house
Stranger: really
Stranger: come down
Stranger: i'm watchin t.v.
You: Ok
You: are we watching porn? i like porn
Stranger: not really
Stranger: in india cable doesnt telecast porn
Stranger: BTW are u 18 yet?
You: Oh...then will you get up and dance for me?
You: yes cant you count
Stranger: it depends...
You: On?
Stranger: ur actual asl
You: I told you my asl why would i fucking lie to you
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Stranger: what do you think about emos?
You: I am emo
Stranger: OH FUCK
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Stranger: i'm not cryibng
Stranger: crying*
You: fucking cry baby
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 19 m here
You: 57/m/your house
Stranger: really
Stranger: come down
Stranger: i'm watchin t.v.
You: Ok
You: are we watching porn? i like porn
Stranger: not really
Stranger: in india cable doesnt telecast porn
Stranger: BTW are u 18 yet?
You: Oh...then will you get up and dance for me?
You: yes cant you count
Stranger: it depends...
You: On?
Stranger: ur actual asl
You: I told you my asl why would i fucking lie to you
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There is a site where you chat with strangers called
www.omegle.com
i go there and prank people. so do your own and post it here.
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Stranger: heyy
Stranger: ask
Stranger: asl
You: HI WELCOME TO THE OMEGLE GAMESHOW WHERE YOU WIN REAL CASH!
You: FIRST QUESTION!
Stranger: lol
You: There is a girl, a bike, and a pizza. you have to fuck one, eat one, and sell one. What order?
You: 30 SEC
Stranger: ummh fuck a girl
You: 25 sec
You: 20 sec
Stranger: eat a pizza and sell a bike
Stranger: done
You: CORRECT!
Stranger: hahhaha
You: you won 25c!
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www.omegle.com
i go there and prank people. so do your own and post it here.
____________________________________________________________________
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Stranger: heyy
Stranger: ask
Stranger: asl
You: HI WELCOME TO THE OMEGLE GAMESHOW WHERE YOU WIN REAL CASH!
You: FIRST QUESTION!
Stranger: lol
You: There is a girl, a bike, and a pizza. you have to fuck one, eat one, and sell one. What order?
You: 30 SEC
Stranger: ummh fuck a girl
You: 25 sec
You: 20 sec
Stranger: eat a pizza and sell a bike
Stranger: done
You: CORRECT!
Stranger: hahhaha
You: you won 25c!
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AMARACA fuck ya
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Ok, I have got two dreams for you:
.: 1 :.
I was on a cruise, like a Carnival one, and I had to take a leak. So I grabbed 5 bucks to go take a leak and get a drink [even though there was a bathroom in our cabin --like 5 of them actually]. As I was coming down these grand stairs, at the last one, I kind of jumped off and dragged my toes on the ground [weird I know].
All of the sudden Heidi Klum asked me "Are you a ballerina?" To which I responded "Should I be?" She then gave me her number [even though it was displayed on her shirt --and she even showed it to me].
Later [some time later maybe a day or week or that night], I was at this like private audition for ballerinas. I went first and did this awesomely weird ballerina/parkour moves. The second contestant [Asian female teens] got up there and yelled [trying to sing] "Fuck you" over and over. At the end of her song[?] she called someone on her phone [I suspected it was her little sister because she picked up the phone and hung up the phone as the one made the call] And slightly whispered "Fuck you." There was a third contestant I can't remember anything about her but there was a third. Finally the fourth contestant got up there and got on the judges table [with Heidi Klum and some other people] and started shaking her ass to the crowd.
Meanwhile, I was busy painting the bleachers we all were sitting on, a nice red, a different plank a green, and a crossbeam blue [for some reason I only painted about a third of the planks --also I screwed up because I started to paint another plank blue when I wanted to paint them all different colours].
I got up then [after painting four planks 1/3 of the way] and showed my sister the work [so very proudly]. She then asked something like why did you do that? To which, I responded "Because you told me to!" A slight argument about misinterpertation, and then I woke up.
I never did find out who won the contest!
[to clarify I am not gay --I had to look up how to spell ballerina
[to clarify I am not stupid --I knew how to spell ballet
.: 2 :.
--This one is a bit vague
There was another ship but not a big cruise liner no it was like a big yacht and the lady in charge [i dont know if she was the owner of the yacht but i dont think so] she didnt like me very much and for some reason we put up papers every where like some kind of um oh scavanger hunt and of course i put mine up with some awesome parkour moves and then a bunch of little kids came on and went to find them? i dont really remember the rest except that the yacht started to tip over and it was to big for the lake or something
[i got tired of typeing --notice the lax of punctuition and spelling]
.: 1 :.
I was on a cruise, like a Carnival one, and I had to take a leak. So I grabbed 5 bucks to go take a leak and get a drink [even though there was a bathroom in our cabin --like 5 of them actually]. As I was coming down these grand stairs, at the last one, I kind of jumped off and dragged my toes on the ground [weird I know].
All of the sudden Heidi Klum asked me "Are you a ballerina?" To which I responded "Should I be?" She then gave me her number [even though it was displayed on her shirt --and she even showed it to me].
Later [some time later maybe a day or week or that night], I was at this like private audition for ballerinas. I went first and did this awesomely weird ballerina/parkour moves. The second contestant [Asian female teens] got up there and yelled [trying to sing] "Fuck you" over and over. At the end of her song[?] she called someone on her phone [I suspected it was her little sister because she picked up the phone and hung up the phone as the one made the call] And slightly whispered "Fuck you." There was a third contestant I can't remember anything about her but there was a third. Finally the fourth contestant got up there and got on the judges table [with Heidi Klum and some other people] and started shaking her ass to the crowd.
Meanwhile, I was busy painting the bleachers we all were sitting on, a nice red, a different plank a green, and a crossbeam blue [for some reason I only painted about a third of the planks --also I screwed up because I started to paint another plank blue when I wanted to paint them all different colours].
I got up then [after painting four planks 1/3 of the way] and showed my sister the work [so very proudly]. She then asked something like why did you do that? To which, I responded "Because you told me to!" A slight argument about misinterpertation, and then I woke up.
I never did find out who won the contest!
[to clarify I am not gay --I had to look up how to spell ballerina
[to clarify I am not stupid --I knew how to spell ballet
.: 2 :.
--This one is a bit vague
There was another ship but not a big cruise liner no it was like a big yacht and the lady in charge [i dont know if she was the owner of the yacht but i dont think so] she didnt like me very much and for some reason we put up papers every where like some kind of um oh scavanger hunt and of course i put mine up with some awesome parkour moves and then a bunch of little kids came on and went to find them? i dont really remember the rest except that the yacht started to tip over and it was to big for the lake or something
[i got tired of typeing --notice the lax of punctuition and spelling]
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aaronjer said:
Whatever, fuck you. You're so banned now.
Don't you dare back talk me you fucking cunt! I'll raise hell on you faster than you can say cheese whiz.
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Nah, the "attempt to have sex with girl in dream" thing has only happened a few times, through a combination of lack of pretty girls and the inescapable need to figure out oh my god what the fuck is going on?
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Whatever, fuck you. You're so banned now.
User
my broweser has a syndrome witch when im in a hurrey and click 2 times it posts 2 times, interweb is slow
also....i regret to NOT inform the "FUCK YOU" in this statment but i dont fly off the handel when people like you having your "." that your most likeley you will hit menopause around the age of 22
also....i regret to NOT inform the "FUCK YOU" in this statment but i dont fly off the handel when people like you having your "." that your most likeley you will hit menopause around the age of 22
User
Fuck you, SuperJer. You ruined Friday dinner. I drank all the pilsner just to spite you.
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Your mind cant COMPREHENDthe idea of what goes on after you have no more life, so instead of trying to figure it out, enjoy the fuck outta it!
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Well, fuck you!
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Entertaining, undoubtedly. But really, what the fuck?! I think Mr Tarantino has some issues.
User
ahhhhhahah fuck our politics
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If you see a ghost then that means that the girl died in that house or somewhere around that area or in other words she is haunting you. I wonder what would happen if you yelled, "BEETCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MEH HOUSE NOW!!!"
User
It just pisses me off when Republicans are taking shit the wrong way.
Obama is not from the middle east hes from Hawaii he had the papers to prove it. If he was really from the middle east he wouldn't be president you know that had to look into that. Get over it.
Democrats are not baby killers cause they allow abortion. No one likes abortion, but they give women the right to make that choice.
Who gives a fuck if hes muslim? We all have a differnt religon and besides that point hes not. He came from a Baptist church.
Stupid shit like that and parents take this and tell their children and then they hate Democrats cause of stupid bullshit. Thats what annoys me cause i gatta listen to redneck fuckers go off about Obama cause they don't got nothing better to talk about.
Republicans are to stubborn to even fucking listen and get the facts straight.
Btw what the hell is the deal about Obama telling kids to stay in school and dont do drugs? Why was that such a big deal to Republicans? Sure not like the kids will listen to him, but hes trying to help make things better at least and thats a bad thing? They just find stupid bullshit to get on him about.
Obama is not from the middle east hes from Hawaii he had the papers to prove it. If he was really from the middle east he wouldn't be president you know that had to look into that. Get over it.
Democrats are not baby killers cause they allow abortion. No one likes abortion, but they give women the right to make that choice.
Who gives a fuck if hes muslim? We all have a differnt religon and besides that point hes not. He came from a Baptist church.
Stupid shit like that and parents take this and tell their children and then they hate Democrats cause of stupid bullshit. Thats what annoys me cause i gatta listen to redneck fuckers go off about Obama cause they don't got nothing better to talk about.
Republicans are to stubborn to even fucking listen and get the facts straight.
Btw what the hell is the deal about Obama telling kids to stay in school and dont do drugs? Why was that such a big deal to Republicans? Sure not like the kids will listen to him, but hes trying to help make things better at least and thats a bad thing? They just find stupid bullshit to get on him about.
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YEAH FUCK YEAH
Truck
User
that guy was stupider than fuck nuggits
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the_cloud_system said:
omg have you playerd donkeykong fuck its hard to do it i onley get to level 3 b4 the big monkey got me T_T
King of Kong = Billy Mitchell. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/index.html?curid=12260258 Oh god utter hilarity
Truck
User
omg have you playerd donkeykong fuck its hard to do it i onley get to level 3 b4 the big monkey got me T_T
User
WHAT... THE... FUCK? This truck is 4 months old...
Truck
User
You guys, I had a completely retarded dream last night that I don't remember the bulk of, except that most of it took place on or near a boat, which is funny because I'll be on a boatmotherfuckers next week.
There are only a couple of things that I remember about the very beginning. I remember being on a dock at night looking at a set of buildings that had glass facades and ramps leading up and down inside (ones that shouldn't have been on a small island), and I rememmber a covered overpass, and some other ramps with pink flowers. I was thinking about juxtaposing the two in a modern art project but instead I drew a big cartoony eye and then showed it to everyone because that's how fucking stupid I was.
The second part of the dream was a bit different. I remember two basic features of it:
1) I was at my dad's house, in my old room, which hasn't been my room for fifteen years, and discovered that a demon had taken up residence there and was being kept as pet. It would routinely turn into horrible shapes, like a giant pit in the center of the bed which would have blood dripping from the sides and ribcages and contorted heads poking out of it, except it wasn't really horrifying because it was only doing this to get attention, at which point we would throw a bunch of puppies and kittens at it and it would become overjoyed. It wouldn't do anything with them, it just sat there making this laughing noise. It's like it didn't realize it was supposed to be scary.
2) There was a friend of mine who was trying to fuck me, except for some reason she was really overweight in the dream and I was kind of put off by that.
ANYWAY.... So, I was on the docks or something and somehow got caught up in some crazy ritual to resurrect the spirit of a dead serial killer because isn't that how it always goes? It's strange because a) it resembled a crucifixion b) there were magnets involved and c) there was no vertical plank, in fact, it was just a horizontal metal pipe and instead of nails there were millions of tiny needles pinning my arms and blood and such. Well whatever it was did the trick because, enter evil spirit, at which point I told the girl that I'm probably going to have to handle this one alone and she smiled and said okay, going on her merry way.
How we ended up trapping the resurrected ghost is a bit hazy to me, but I remember that we killed it in the pantry of a Mexican restaurant and it splattered into ectoplasm which got over everything. Nevertheless, we celebrated by having tacos. Did I mention that I was with other people? Yes, they were physical manifestations of various years in the careers of major league baseball pitchers. That was terribly significant. So, we celebrated by having tacos covered in malignant ectoplasm while riding around on a boat and I guess I was the only one who really grasped that this was probably a bad idea because I took two bites and then threw the tacos overboard. Immediately afterward, I saw the grim reaper next to me [actually it was Barragan's released form from Bleach but we're kind of splitting hairs there] and he descended into the water. From the water emerged a black guy who sort of looked like Shaft but had crazy eyes and he pulled a knife out of his cloak and attached a list of all the people he killed to the side of the boat using nothing but knife slashes. I pretty much decided to high tail it from there and so I jumped into the water and swam for the other shore, following various sports writers because yes the baseball theme was continuing. I looked back at one point and there was a major league umpire trying to argue with the ghost that his conduct was unsportsmanlike and the ghost slit him from ear to ear. On the other shore, there were a bunch of mascots waiting around listening to the ghost screaming crazy shit and then they all eagerly hit the water and started swimming in that direction. Some might think that they were wanting to stop this nonsense but the belief I held at the time is that they all had a desperate deathwish because most mascots deserve to die anyway.
And that was the dream I had! Less Mexican food before bed, right?
There are only a couple of things that I remember about the very beginning. I remember being on a dock at night looking at a set of buildings that had glass facades and ramps leading up and down inside (ones that shouldn't have been on a small island), and I rememmber a covered overpass, and some other ramps with pink flowers. I was thinking about juxtaposing the two in a modern art project but instead I drew a big cartoony eye and then showed it to everyone because that's how fucking stupid I was.
The second part of the dream was a bit different. I remember two basic features of it:
1) I was at my dad's house, in my old room, which hasn't been my room for fifteen years, and discovered that a demon had taken up residence there and was being kept as pet. It would routinely turn into horrible shapes, like a giant pit in the center of the bed which would have blood dripping from the sides and ribcages and contorted heads poking out of it, except it wasn't really horrifying because it was only doing this to get attention, at which point we would throw a bunch of puppies and kittens at it and it would become overjoyed. It wouldn't do anything with them, it just sat there making this laughing noise. It's like it didn't realize it was supposed to be scary.
2) There was a friend of mine who was trying to fuck me, except for some reason she was really overweight in the dream and I was kind of put off by that.
ANYWAY.... So, I was on the docks or something and somehow got caught up in some crazy ritual to resurrect the spirit of a dead serial killer because isn't that how it always goes? It's strange because a) it resembled a crucifixion b) there were magnets involved and c) there was no vertical plank, in fact, it was just a horizontal metal pipe and instead of nails there were millions of tiny needles pinning my arms and blood and such. Well whatever it was did the trick because, enter evil spirit, at which point I told the girl that I'm probably going to have to handle this one alone and she smiled and said okay, going on her merry way.
How we ended up trapping the resurrected ghost is a bit hazy to me, but I remember that we killed it in the pantry of a Mexican restaurant and it splattered into ectoplasm which got over everything. Nevertheless, we celebrated by having tacos. Did I mention that I was with other people? Yes, they were physical manifestations of various years in the careers of major league baseball pitchers. That was terribly significant. So, we celebrated by having tacos covered in malignant ectoplasm while riding around on a boat and I guess I was the only one who really grasped that this was probably a bad idea because I took two bites and then threw the tacos overboard. Immediately afterward, I saw the grim reaper next to me [actually it was Barragan's released form from Bleach but we're kind of splitting hairs there] and he descended into the water. From the water emerged a black guy who sort of looked like Shaft but had crazy eyes and he pulled a knife out of his cloak and attached a list of all the people he killed to the side of the boat using nothing but knife slashes. I pretty much decided to high tail it from there and so I jumped into the water and swam for the other shore, following various sports writers because yes the baseball theme was continuing. I looked back at one point and there was a major league umpire trying to argue with the ghost that his conduct was unsportsmanlike and the ghost slit him from ear to ear. On the other shore, there were a bunch of mascots waiting around listening to the ghost screaming crazy shit and then they all eagerly hit the water and started swimming in that direction. Some might think that they were wanting to stop this nonsense but the belief I held at the time is that they all had a desperate deathwish because most mascots deserve to die anyway.
And that was the dream I had! Less Mexican food before bed, right?
User
SRAW said:
elonkos stole my old avatar!
Who the fuck is elonkos?
User
I been making a few jailbreak map and I was wondering if there are certain brushes that would cause that decompiler to fuck up more. I don't want people opening my map to see what to delete for the safeguards....
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User
aaronjer said:
Asking for a medal usually results in no response. However, in some rare cases Havokk has ended up with that embarrassing abomination of a medal. If someone is totally awesome, and they ask for a really weird medal, they'll usually get it. Like in the case of Molk's sausage medal.
SO im not awesome? I have been working my ass off here for two fucking years! I have taken care of the kids! I do the laundry! I even fucking cook for you! I wash the car, fix the car ,fuck the car. do the shopping. get your beer. turn on the tv. get the newspaper. Let you fuck me. WHAT ELS!?
I was there for you when your cousin wanted to rape you and i disguised myself as you for your safety! Shes probably pregnant with my kid!
I'm the one that brings all the hot steamy chicks here so that DR can really have a Rodeo!
I'm not awesome...YOUR NOT AWESOME!
I do all this and all you can give me is this shitty medal!? No "thank you havokk" No "your really a cool guy havokk" its Havokk do this Havokk do that havokk shove it havokk fuck off. FUCK YOU!
Truck
User
Dude, we've been ahead by 12 runs since the 3rd inning. Not even Crytax could fuck this one up. SJCOM team will win the champion bucket for sure.
User
FUCK YES.
IT IS TIME FOR POLE SOCKING.
IT IS TIME FOR POLE SOCKING.
Truck
User
It sure does! And yeah, I just googled FCR and found something pretty quick, I'll bet you could do the same!
And... that guide... even in 2001 is just full of fallacies and lies. There is no time in which that would be a good Trapsassin build. It's even worse than your average Martial Arts Assassin.
The one that Mate linked to is the first guide I followed when making a trapper, and then a modified it a bit. Stuff like, "Fuck the Shadow Warrior, she's a liability." and "Enigma. Srsly."
And... that guide... even in 2001 is just full of fallacies and lies. There is no time in which that would be a good Trapsassin build. It's even worse than your average Martial Arts Assassin.
The one that Mate linked to is the first guide I followed when making a trapper, and then a modified it a bit. Stuff like, "Fuck the Shadow Warrior, she's a liability." and "Enigma. Srsly."
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awhippo said:
lol your funny "ahwippo" so funny lol am holding my side o and stfu you sound like a nerd i just told him to redo the map bro forums is stupid lil 9 year old white kids talk shit lol i think i will be the bigger man " am sorry i hurt you feelings it is a grate map don't remake it you just play it man JUST PLAY it you can map i believe in you! jrkookid sorry that i was truthful and told you bf to remake a map i did not mean to am wrong your right god i with i was as cool as you that's why i hate one you man i just want to be like you YOUR GRATE!!
ps. The map was made wrong if you was a map maker you would know that and you would shut your fucking mouth.
pss. Look at the map fuck head its all fucked up. You want me to tell the truth he has tables to big grass as not a grass texture.
The spawns are to close if its a bomb map he should have ct in side t out not t and ct out side. But its a school map it should be cs map with hostages in side with ts and the cts has to go in a get the hostages. But the hall ways are to big the doorway to big the computer to big. Everything needs to be remade or edited if you want to remember your school the way it was do it right. If that is to mean or hurt your pore lil fillings am sorry your so sensitive.
psss. I was just trying the help the guy do it right. But if you don't like me i don't give a fuck.
ps. The map was made wrong if you was a map maker you would know that and you would shut your fucking mouth.
pss. Look at the map fuck head its all fucked up. You want me to tell the truth he has tables to big grass as not a grass texture.
The spawns are to close if its a bomb map he should have ct in side t out not t and ct out side. But its a school map it should be cs map with hostages in side with ts and the cts has to go in a get the hostages. But the hall ways are to big the doorway to big the computer to big. Everything needs to be remade or edited if you want to remember your school the way it was do it right. If that is to mean or hurt your pore lil fillings am sorry your so sensitive.
psss. I was just trying the help the guy do it right. But if you don't like me i don't give a fuck.
Wow, wow, wow. Dude! It's just kookid! You don't need to get all emotional
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User
the_cloud_system said:
and my trap assan is the shit cause of this
http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/370600/13665
ty all
I had not looked at this before. Oh my god. That is a TERRIBLE guide. It is REALLY, REALLY bad. That guy clearly has NO idea what he's talking about. He's cutting his DPS down like a hyper-active retard in a lumber mill. If you have even 1/4th of a brain you should be able to understand this:
He uses Lightning Sentries, Death Sentries, and Inferno Sentries. He even considers using the blade skills. OH MY GOD. The poor synergies! What has he done?! He specifically says NOT to use Fire Blast, even though it is any respectable trappers permanent left-click attack... what exactly does he do with his left click?! Nothing apparently, I guess he just lays down 5 traps and stands there with his mouth hanging open? Well, that's half the damage of my build already! Honestly, I could pick this apart a LOT more, but I don't think I need to. If you paid any attention at all to my guide you can easily see that this build here does considerably less than half the DPS. It is really bad. If you actually built your character around that guide then delete your character and start the fuck over. That is NOT a how to make a Trapsassin guide, that is some kind of sick joke to torment noobs with.
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lol your funny "ahwippo" so funny lol am holding my side o and stfu you sound like a nerd i just told him to redo the map bro forums is stupid lil 9 year old white kids talk shit lol i think i will be the bigger man " am sorry i hurt you feelings it is a grate map don't remake it you just play it man JUST PLAY it you can map i believe in you! jrkookid sorry that i was truthful and told you bf to remake a map i did not mean to am wrong your right god i with i was as cool as you that's why i hate one you man i just want to be like you YOUR GRATE!!
ps. The map was made wrong if you was a map maker you would know that and you would shut your fucking mouth.
pss. Look at the map fuck head its all fucked up. You want me to tell the truth he has tables to big grass as not a grass texture.
The spawns are to close if its a bomb map he should have ct in side t out not t and ct out side. But its a school map it should be cs map with hostages in side with ts and the cts has to go in a get the hostages. But the hall ways are to big the doorway to big the computer to big. Everything needs to be remade or edited if you want to remember your school the way it was do it right. If that is to mean or hurt your pore lil fillings am sorry your so sensitive.
psss. I was just trying the help the guy do it right. But if you don't like me i don't give a fuck.
ps. The map was made wrong if you was a map maker you would know that and you would shut your fucking mouth.
pss. Look at the map fuck head its all fucked up. You want me to tell the truth he has tables to big grass as not a grass texture.
The spawns are to close if its a bomb map he should have ct in side t out not t and ct out side. But its a school map it should be cs map with hostages in side with ts and the cts has to go in a get the hostages. But the hall ways are to big the doorway to big the computer to big. Everything needs to be remade or edited if you want to remember your school the way it was do it right. If that is to mean or hurt your pore lil fillings am sorry your so sensitive.
psss. I was just trying the help the guy do it right. But if you don't like me i don't give a fuck.
Truck
User
Guys,
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hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
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Warning: No entities exist in hull 0, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 1, no filling performed for this hull
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0.02 seconds elapsed
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hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis hide
Error: Portal file 'hide.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad hide
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file hide.log for the cause.
----- END hlrad -----
and yes i made my mape name Hide
And this is how my batch file looks
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures hide
hlbsp hide
hlvis hide
hlrad hide
copy hide.bsp "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game\cstrike\maps"
cd "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game"
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map hide
the first time i tryded it worked fine
(only 3 blocks and 1 light and 2 spawns for CT and Terorr)
So i made a cool new big map and now it false
I checkt my map nothing outside the box or anything its just fucked up
i compiled it and i got a error and i got a bsp from it ! but when i play/lauche the bsp i get a black green so the error didt fuck up my map
i really need a way to fix this can somebody help me with it !?
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skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
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Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.09 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.08 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs 1.6\the game\the game\cstrike\cstrike.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 50.00 percent of map (25 textures in wad)
Warning: ::FindTexture() texture CORE_URBAN_023 not found!
Warning: ::LoadLump() texture CORE_URBAN_023 not found!
Texture usage is at 0.02 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.20 seconds elapsed
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hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp hide
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
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priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)
Warning: No entities exist in hull 0, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 1, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 2, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 3, no filling performed for this hull
0.02 seconds elapsed
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis hide
Error: Portal file 'hide.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad hide
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file hide.log for the cause.
----- END hlrad -----
and yes i made my mape name Hide
And this is how my batch file looks
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures hide
hlbsp hide
hlvis hide
hlrad hide
copy hide.bsp "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game\cstrike\maps"
cd "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game"
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map hide
the first time i tryded it worked fine
(only 3 blocks and 1 light and 2 spawns for CT and Terorr)
So i made a cool new big map and now it false
I checkt my map nothing outside the box or anything its just fucked up
i compiled it and i got a error and i got a bsp from it ! but when i play/lauche the bsp i get a black green so the error didt fuck up my map
i really need a way to fix this can somebody help me with it !?
Truck
User
Guys,
oke guys i got the same error !
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noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
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skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
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Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.09 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.08 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs 1.6\the game\the game\cstrike\cstrike.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 50.00 percent of map (25 textures in wad)
Warning: ::FindTexture() texture CORE_URBAN_023 not found!
Warning: ::LoadLump() texture CORE_URBAN_023 not found!
Texture usage is at 0.02 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.20 seconds elapsed
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp hide
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)
Warning: No entities exist in hull 0, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 1, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 2, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 3, no filling performed for this hull
0.02 seconds elapsed
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis hide
Error: Portal file 'hide.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad hide
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file hide.log for the cause.
----- END hlrad -----
and yes i made my mape name Hide
And this is how my batch file looks
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures hide
hlbsp hide
hlvis hide
hlrad hide
copy hide.bsp "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game\cstrike\maps"
cd "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game"
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map hide
the first time i tryded it worked fine
(only 3 blocks and 1 light and 2 spawns for CT and Terorr)
So i made a cool new big map and now it false
I checkt my map nothing outside the box or anything its just fucked up
i compiled it and i got a error and i got a bsp from it ! but when i play/lauche the bsp i get a black green so the error didt fuck up my map
i really need a way to fix this can somebody help me with it !?
oke guys i got the same error !
[ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.09 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.08 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs 1.6\the game\the game\cstrike\cstrike.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 50.00 percent of map (25 textures in wad)
Warning: ::FindTexture() texture CORE_URBAN_023 not found!
Warning: ::LoadLump() texture CORE_URBAN_023 not found!
Texture usage is at 0.02 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.20 seconds elapsed
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp hide
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
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threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)
Warning: No entities exist in hull 0, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 1, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 2, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 3, no filling performed for this hull
0.02 seconds elapsed
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis hide
Error: Portal file 'hide.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad hide
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file hide.log for the cause.
----- END hlrad -----
and yes i made my mape name Hide
And this is how my batch file looks
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures hide
hlbsp hide
hlvis hide
hlrad hide
copy hide.bsp "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game\cstrike\maps"
cd "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game"
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map hide
the first time i tryded it worked fine
(only 3 blocks and 1 light and 2 spawns for CT and Terorr)
So i made a cool new big map and now it false
I checkt my map nothing outside the box or anything its just fucked up
i compiled it and i got a error and i got a bsp from it ! but when i play/lauche the bsp i get a black green so the error didt fuck up my map
i really need a way to fix this can somebody help me with it !?
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jrkookid said:
Ok awhippo you are seriously being a fucktard you just barge back into this forums making demands and insulting people like dude wtf!
its not like everyone here never got something perfect for the first try! It takes time to improve your skills faggot.
its not like everyone here never got something perfect for the first try! It takes time to improve your skills faggot.
stfu you sound like a pussy all am letting the guy to do is remake it so stfu and fuck off the map was made wrong that means he needs to remake it he needs to know how to make a working map then learn how to compile it
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Ahem... I think I speak for everyone here when I say this:
"Who the bloody, bloody, bloody fuck are you?!"
"Who the bloody, bloody, bloody fuck are you?!"
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he hit his head wile aww fuck this ill copey and past
Supposedly, Mays hit his head when the plane had a rough landing, andDeborah Mays says he wasn
Supposedly, Mays hit his head when the plane had a rough landing, and
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Fuck WoW anyway-
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aaronjer said:
NatureJay said:
This truck is parked. Down Rodeo won.
Get the fuck up, THIS TRUCK IS REAL!
Fuck grass, I'm on the road, mothafucka!
Fuck trees, I climb lightposts, mothafucka!
I'm at the wheel with mah boys, mothafucka!
This truck's engine make noise, mothafucka!
Believe me when I say... I fucked a traffic cop? I dunno... sorta stops working there.
This is funny because I was wondering about a month ago when you would make a reference to this.
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NatureJay said:
This truck is parked. Down Rodeo won.
Get the fuck up, THIS TRUCK IS REAL!
Fuck grass, I'm on the road, mothafucka!
Fuck trees, I climb lightposts, mothafucka!
I'm at the wheel with mah boys, mothafucka!
This truck's engine make noise, mothafucka!
Believe me when I say... I fucked a traffic cop? I dunno... sorta stops working there.
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Not particularly. Martial Arts PvPers always seem to use Chaos or whatever that WW claw is.
And the Wirt's Leg thing is because people used to talk about some dumb made up thing called The Secret Cow Level in Diablo 1 that you could get to if you opened a town portal next to the cow in the town if you had Townkill on. It was total bullshit, but Blizzard thought it would be funny to put an actual Secret Cow Level into Diablo 2, just to fuck with everyone. They were right, it WAS funny. That you use Wirt's leg specifically to get there doesn't seem to mean much of anything.
And the Wirt's Leg thing is because people used to talk about some dumb made up thing called The Secret Cow Level in Diablo 1 that you could get to if you opened a town portal next to the cow in the town if you had Townkill on. It was total bullshit, but Blizzard thought it would be funny to put an actual Secret Cow Level into Diablo 2, just to fuck with everyone. They were right, it WAS funny. That you use Wirt's leg specifically to get there doesn't seem to mean much of anything.
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There is some thruth in that last sentence of yours.
But only few people search for peace with sentences like "Fuck you all."
But only few people search for peace with sentences like "Fuck you all."
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fedex _ said:
Havokk Edge said:
Ya seriously fuck you all.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
maybe we should all hold hands, wait that sonds kinda gay , but why u hate life again????
Reality is preception...
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Havokk Edge said:
Ya seriously fuck you all.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
maybe we should all hold hands, wait that sonds kinda gay , but why u hate life again????
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Ya seriously fuck you all.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
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Oh fuck you all. seriously.
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Wha-Bu-I didn-That doesn't-how can-I mean.........fuck
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This foram has become full of pointless fuck. This is rather funny though.
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This error is the most shittiest error ever. According to most people it has to do with bad scaled textures / to many entities also with clearly the AllocBlock being full... But i had just added a few guns to my map along with some railings, and a single platform no longer than 20 meters 1/2 a foot thick (in game.).
THEN THIS PIECE OF FUCK ERROR SHOWS UP LIKE WTF. So then i was like ok ill delete all my guns i just made to see if it works. Didn't work. So hen ok well ill delete the railings also... Didn't work. So then i was like wtf... So i deleted the Platform i had made which then made it the exact fucking same as it was before when i tested it (it worked fine then) BUT NOW IT STILL SAYS ALLOC BLOCK FULL! FFS. Like this is rediculous does anyone i mean anyone have any ideas that you think might help / work? BTW this map is about the size of well 3/4 of the inside of cs_assault? its fricken tiny.
This isnt a RAM problem becuase i have 4 gigs of it and its not my memory space 1.5 TB's and i have an intel quad core processor so it isn't my computer.... HELP ME! K
THEN THIS PIECE OF FUCK ERROR SHOWS UP LIKE WTF. So then i was like ok ill delete all my guns i just made to see if it works. Didn't work. So hen ok well ill delete the railings also... Didn't work. So then i was like wtf... So i deleted the Platform i had made which then made it the exact fucking same as it was before when i tested it (it worked fine then) BUT NOW IT STILL SAYS ALLOC BLOCK FULL! FFS. Like this is rediculous does anyone i mean anyone have any ideas that you think might help / work? BTW this map is about the size of well 3/4 of the inside of cs_assault? its fricken tiny.
This isnt a RAM problem becuase i have 4 gigs of it and its not my memory space 1.5 TB's and i have an intel quad core processor so it isn't my computer.... HELP ME!
K
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NatureJay said:
Havokk Edge said:
Ya Im Straight Edge....so...fuck off. :)
Everyone is a Straight Edge when they're sixteen. You'll get over it in a few years.
I beg to differ.
Were I live everyone a dope head. You can ask Jigsaw..cause hes one of them. If someone dont smoke or drink here, they chew or dip. Ive never seen another sXe person here ever.
My best friend doesnt do drugs but shes dates all the guys that do do drugs or used to anyway. So theres the occasional innocent girls that dont.
If there is people out there that dont do drugs they wont admit that they are sXe. Some just dont got the pride.
Ive never seen the point in drugs. It all tastes and smells bad and costs money.
You May say that i will change my mind but thats just you being a dick.
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Edit: Oh, Fuck me.
AaronJer Edit: The image tags are case sensitive... for some reason.
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Havokk Edge said:
Ya Im Straight Edge....so...fuck off. :)
Everyone is a Straight Edge when they're sixteen. You'll get over it in a few years.
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Ya Im Straight Edge....so...fuck off. :)
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What. The. Fuck.
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Kitty got some wings.
China apparently gets all the interesting freaks. They'll develop superpowers before we do, and worse yet, there are more than a billion of them. Fuck the economy, they're going to shoot lazers out of their eyes and kill us all.
China apparently gets all the interesting freaks. They'll develop superpowers before we do, and worse yet, there are more than a billion of them. Fuck the economy, they're going to shoot lazers out of their eyes and kill us all.
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I really liked that stupid fuck! and I am not sure why anyone on here would have a dis taste for him just becouse he was a total ASS dart!
Come on were is the love???
Come on were is the love???
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what....the....fuck
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I never said anything about hating you. i dont hate anyone on here.
But man you gatta understand. superjer.com= dicks
Big ones...
there may be the occasional pussies like me around here to fuck so wat they are doing to you is completely normal. Well except phoenix..In all my two years of being here ive never seen someone a dick bigger than AJ. I bet if he was an admin though youd be gone.
But man you gatta understand. superjer.com= dicks
Big ones...
there may be the occasional pussies like me around here to fuck so wat they are doing to you is completely normal. Well except phoenix..In all my two years of being here ive never seen someone a dick bigger than AJ. I bet if he was an admin though youd be gone.
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how about king fuck tart
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the_cloud_system said:
fear stands for
fuck
evereything
and
run
stfu i thought it was funney
fuck
evereything
and
run
stfu i thought it was funney
I honestly say i did laugh at this one.
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money said:
i know its hard though you realy love and care for some one and they just treat u like shit i dont never set there and try to call her out of her name i mean its a heart breaker but imma just let it go this time im tired of a motherfucker tryin to make me ass the bitch fuck out of here im try to get a job instead of bing out in the streets all the time i feel like she rather have me died out in the streets then be anything in life so you so why care for some if they dont even care you why even try to be a good person my heart is really broke not even on some love shit but how she talk bad to me and then slam the door in my face that made me feel like i ant goin to be shit in life so you know what i might end up the next mother fucker dead
What... the... fuck.
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i know its hard though you realy love and care for some one and they just treat u like shit i dont never set there and try to call her out of her name i mean its a heart breaker but imma just let it go this time im tired of a motherfucker tryin to make me ass the bitch fuck out of here im try to get a job instead of bing out in the streets all the time i feel like she rather have me died out in the streets then be anything in life so you so why care for some if they dont even care you why even try to be a good person my heart is really broke not even on some love shit but how she talk bad to me and then slam the door in my face that made me feel like i ant goin to be shit in life so you know what i might end up the next mother fucker dead
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the_cloud_system said:
foxtrot
uranus
cumburg
kinkey
yumey
ominus
u a ass hole
uranus
cumburg
kinkey
yumey
ominus
u a ass hole
It's like a haiku,
only, it's full of feces!
Fuck your couch, ass-hat.
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fear stands for
fuck
evereything
and
run
stfu i thought it was funney
fuck
evereything
and
run
stfu i thought it was funney
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jrkookid said:
well FUCK YOU!
Dig the sigperiod Jerkperiod
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well FUCK YOU!
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||
|| <------- teh lader
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|| are you gay or something
awwww fuck lol 421 posts shit XP
|| <------- teh lader
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|| are you gay or something
awwww fuck lol 421 posts shit XP
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eDan Co. said:
This truck was bumped twice by two different newbies. What's your problem?
MY problem is an inability to stop laughing at the second page of this truck...fucking...FUCK! loooooooooool
As for the rest of my multitudinous problems, the first should be at least indicative of the rest...
PS One of them is the over-use of ellipsis...
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Killer-Duck said:
fedex _ said:
eDan Co. said:
weapon_awp.
period
Why did you bump this old thread just to say "period"!?
Yeah, what the fuck?
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molkman said:
I once played WoW for some time but I figured out how it sucks and how all MMORPGs suck. It sucks as much as people saying "lol" in real-life.
I lol in real-life.
Then again I also played WoW, one month logged in four months real time
And I do druqz.
And fuck your mother.
P.S. how's things, son?
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Quote:
vis.exe v1.3 (Dec 30 1998)
---- vis ----
2 thread(s)
You forgot to change all of the compile tools.
(Tools ---> Options ---> Build Programs) and make sure "VIS executable:" points to your hlvis.exe
Quote:
So what shall i do witht he brush i vertexed?
Delete it and re-do it. This time don't fuck it up...
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And who the fuck are you?
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Ok, it's back to being all stretchy.
I must ask you, DaveDays, what's up with you talking about 9/11 all the time? Better yet, why did I make that 2nd castle? What the fuck is going on here?!
I must ask you, DaveDays, what's up with you talking about 9/11 all the time? Better yet, why did I make that 2nd castle? What the fuck is going on here?!
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DaveDays said:
The night then found a time machine and went in it and teleported to the top of the WTC, sept. 11, 2001, 7:42AM
What the fuck is wrong with you?! Seriously...
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FUCK. I thought I was going to come back Friday night and I was going to be all like "you guys, we should totally postpone dinner until I get my luggage and shit which would be around 11 pm at least, right?" But no, turns out I'm coming back Saturday night and basically spending the better part of a week doing not much of anything here. And then I'm heading back on the Monday the week after, so we'll have to cram as many shenanigans into the week as possible. Like Secret of Mana or something.
I'll be back in the middle of August too and then leaving at the beginning of September.
It's hard to covert the natives when they find you hiding between two huts hunched over a body and face covered in blood. Such is my plight. Why, why didn't I go further north where there would be a better chance of encountering some Aztec holdouts?
I'll be back in the middle of August too and then leaving at the beginning of September.
It's hard to covert the natives when they find you hiding between two huts hunched over a body and face covered in blood. Such is my plight. Why, why didn't I go further north where there would be a better chance of encountering some Aztec holdouts?
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He read your e-mail. I was at his house at the time. He was all like, "Who the fuck is this guy?!" and then moved on.
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Im sure it will have a free trial.every MMO does. But dont think you ganna play the trial and say fuck the game.
and fuck eve this is about CHAMPIONS! so you can shove eve up your ass!
and fuck eve this is about CHAMPIONS! so you can shove eve up your ass!
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I stopped fixing your spelling, Cloud. Why would you misspell 'quote'? There's a big button that says 'Quote' right over where you write your post. What the fuck!? >.<
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What the fuck are you talking about?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TRUCK THIS IS VEEERRRRYYY EXITING FOR ME!
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TRUCK THIS IS VEEERRRRYYY EXITING FOR ME!
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Ah yes, now I remember.
lolwut?
melloyellow582 said:
Fuck you.
lolwut?
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Ya idk what the fuck im doing lol
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Mate de Vita said:
I never did get the answer...
It said something along the lines of:
Hey! I'm CSTRIKER! I think it's a good idea to post my stupid links randomly on this forum!
Yeah? Well guess what, cstriker. I don't like your stupid links. I have your IP and I'll personally make sure none of your mapping questions ever get answered.
Sincerely,
eDan Co.
melloyellow582 said:
Fuck you.
Did you get a router?
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Fuck you.
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Katon Goukakyuu no jutsu
Oh shit I spelt it wrong... Ah well, fuck it.
Oh shit I spelt it wrong... Ah well, fuck it.
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Havokk Edge said:
I went into trucks that was already answered to get a laugh.but no you all gatta be assholes and put me down...w/e ill be going now
Havokk Edge said:
O c'mon guys cant have a LITTLE fun?what happened to this forum?I even took the liberty of telling people to not listen to me anyways.
Havokk, how did you post that?! I just got into your account and your password is still "I am gay" in Hebrew. What the fuck!? Do both passwords work? That's crazy as fuck!
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LOL I looked at CN's signature. Funny as fuck!
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Mate de Vita said:
Hate!
Hate!
Hate!
HATE!
HATE!!!
OK I'm done.
Hate!
Hate!
HATE!
HATE!!!
OK I'm done.
Yeah, Havokk what the fuck kind of an asshole are you?!
You bumped 12 trucks in the Hammer Mapping section. I wasn't too angry, but then I saw you posted stuff in the FAQ...
The passwords to all of your users are in Hebrew, even if you'd guess what the are, you can't enter it. Fuck you.
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The Chuck Norris meme has been going on for something like four years now and needs to die the fuck out and be replaced by a Teddy Roosevelt meme.
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Offended by sex jokes and fuck yous? Wow... lol... you're gonna start hating that.
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I mean you MIGHT be able to connect on dial up but it would be laggy as fuck.
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Yet you joke on all the blondes youll fuck them too.Shame.
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Havokk Edge said:
Fuck Halo.
Mine was Stolen cause im fucking nice to every1 and get treated like shit for it >_>Let a guy borrow it and i never saw it again..fucking cunt.Then he had to get into a fight with me a week b4 school let off for summer cause he already failed his classes and he wanted to go home and almost made me fail for it....fucking cunt....
I'm sorry..were was we....
Mine was Stolen cause im fucking nice to every1 and get treated like shit for it >_>Let a guy borrow it and i never saw it again..fucking cunt.Then he had to get into a fight with me a week b4 school let off for summer cause he already failed his classes and he wanted to go home and almost made me fail for it....fucking cunt....
I'm sorry..were was we....
ha lol that sucks well you play anything else besides halo mayb we play gow1
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What I appreciate particularly about this is that it appears to be no more peculiar than Eraserhead or the commentary for Eraserhead [NEITHER OF WHICH YOU HAVE SEEN], and indeed, when examining it in the context of David Lynch, ceases to be surprising. That is not to say that it stops being entertaining, heavens no, but it seems perfectly natural to have David Lynch imagine musical instruments that consume their players, perhaps feeding on them.
It also reminds me of Tom Waits' electron clarinet or whatever the fuck it was, and the article I was reading about the sounds the universe is apparently making when we aren't paying attention. The universe seems especially perturbed at times.
The black ooze stuff sort of reminds me of that movie/book Phantoms.
I think I give this dream a ten. I can find nothing especially wrong with it save for the fact that it wasn't medieval and you did not have magical powers.
It also reminds me of Tom Waits' electron clarinet or whatever the fuck it was, and the article I was reading about the sounds the universe is apparently making when we aren't paying attention. The universe seems especially perturbed at times.
The black ooze stuff sort of reminds me of that movie/book Phantoms.
I think I give this dream a ten. I can find nothing especially wrong with it save for the fact that it wasn't medieval and you did not have magical powers.
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Fuck Halo.
Mine was Stolen cause im fucking nice to every1 and get treated like shit for it >_>Let a guy borrow it and i never saw it again..fucking cunt.Then he had to get into a fight with me a week b4 school let off for summer cause he already failed his classes and he wanted to go home and almost made me fail for it....fucking cunt....
I'm sorry..were was we....
Mine was Stolen cause im fucking nice to every1 and get treated like shit for it >_>Let a guy borrow it and i never saw it again..fucking cunt.Then he had to get into a fight with me a week b4 school let off for summer cause he already failed his classes and he wanted to go home and almost made me fail for it....fucking cunt....
I'm sorry..were was we....
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Give him about 3-4 weeks and he will be crawling back mumbling, "Fucking fuck cock SHIT!"
!"
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A Clown's Typo said:
He did say "you are banned for three days".
I don't see it.
A Clown's Typo said:
Are you stupid? I feel you should let us know as a courtesy.
Even though this is really old:
FUCK YOU!
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fedex _ said:
eDan Co. said:
It was very bad on my old pc lol but i got new 1 so i didnt really wanted to download alot of stuff i dont need
But please, get a custom wallpaper, that really hurts.
User
What the fuck?
Mate de Vita said:
Post new compile log and the contents of your .bat file.
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eDan Co. said:
It's been done before and my desktop hasn't changed that much.
Holy fuck your desktop is empty!!
fedex _ said:
Holy fuck your desktop is empty!!
It was very bad on my old pc lol but i got new 1 so i didnt really wanted to download alot of stuff i dont need
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melloyellow582 said:
CHANGE.
YOUR.
RESOLUTION.
YOUR.
RESOLUTION.
-----------Fuck off.
EDIT: I had to enter the lines so my post count wouldnt overlap it.
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It's been done before and my desktop hasn't changed that much.
Holy fuck your desktop is empty!!
fedex _ said:
Holy fuck your desktop is empty!!
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Don't just copy his avatar. Print Screen and then replace the background color (with your actual color) and the medal.
I take that back. Fuck off.
I take that back. Fuck off.
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SRAW said:
i recently played <insert game name here> and i found a rpg called smaw... is this the real sraw?
No. Shut the fuck up.
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aaronjer said:
At least one of SuperJer's 'friends' has been one of those "so annoying SJ must be fucking him" kinda people...
I think just about everyone is annoying... but why would I want to fuck annoying people?!?
What are you talking about?
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
you must high on dope or something u fucking douche i didn't say anything to anyone you fuck tard
I WAS THERE WHEN YOU SAID IT! That girl i liked doesnt even talk to me no more you asshole!
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These forums exist for the sole purpose of giving me the enjoyment of watching people suffer. So, uh... fuck off.
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you must high on dope or something u fucking douche i didn't say anything to anyone you fuck tard
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Fuck you dude i didn't do SHIT!!!
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You fucking cunt!Why the fuck would you say that about me infront of all them people you fucking cocksucker!?
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melloyellow582 said:
Shut the fuck up.
i second that motion
User
Shut the fuck up.
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superjer said:
So now I gotta bring back locked trucks?! Aww jeeez.
That's not what I was saying. The "what the fuck" but was about bumping the truck! You don't need to do anything, the forums are fantastic!
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Locked truck is a feature from the old forum. It no longer exists.
Also, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!
Also, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!
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eDan Co. said:
Holy fuck! We never noticed! It turned mustardy!!
I don't know who's it is, though. It seems that many users register but don't post.
The mustardy guy is #1931, and the most recent registerer I saw is a mapping newbie #1934.
I don't know who's it is, though. It seems that many users register but don't post.
The mustardy guy is #1931, and the most recent registerer I saw is a mapping newbie #1934.
User number 1935 said:
Huh, is this MY color?!
I just cant stop now!!
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eDan Co. said:
Holy fuck! We never noticed! It turned mustardy!!
I don't know who's it is, though. It seems that many users register but don't post.
The mustardy guy is #1931, and the most recent registerer I saw is a mapping newbie #1934.
I don't know who's it is, though. It seems that many users register but don't post.
The mustardy guy is #1931, and the most recent registerer I saw is a mapping newbie #1934.
User number 1935 said:
Huh, is this MY color?!
Test to see if i understud well.
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Holy fuck! We never noticed! It turned mustardy!!
I don't know who's it is, though. It seems that many users register but don't post.
The mustardy guy is #1931, and the most recent registerer I saw is a mapping newbie #1934.
I don't know who's it is, though. It seems that many users register but don't post.
The mustardy guy is #1931, and the most recent registerer I saw is a mapping newbie #1934.
User number 1935 said:
Huh, is this MY color?!
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YOUR AN ASSY FUCK TARD haha ya I said it... didn't mean it but yea.... please don't kill I swear I take it BACK!!!!!!
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eDan Co. said:
What is Cloud System saying?
God only knows.
eDan Co. said:
Does DR have a new avatar? Why can't I see it?
Like AJ says, not yet, apparently.
eDan Co. said:
Who the fuck is Alice?
Two of my flatmates.
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I don't understand anything in this truck.
What is Cloud System saying?
Does DR have a new avatar? Why can't I see it?
Who the fuck is Alice?
What is Cloud System saying?
Does DR have a new avatar? Why can't I see it?
Who the fuck is Alice?
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Please use English to better describe what the fuck you want.
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Just for some added spice, considering we're trying to convince everyone that our alts are real people, we should also imply that everyone has my log-in as well even though it's always me, just to really fuck with them.
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HA HA FUCK no i was rong
http://www.gameservers.com/game_servers/counter_strike_server.php
note this is a rent server
32 players = 47$
http://www.gameservers.com/game_servers/counter_strike_server.php
note this is a rent server
32 players = 47$
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Semyon Gnyevko > Yes. I have. With my not enough skills. The wings came off because I didn't have cruiser 5.
Yelina Kirilenkova > On Singularity tardo.
Platanov > I set one up to have 8 low slots.
Platanov > It's like, omg, look at all these low slots.
Yelina Kirilenkova > What else could it do?
Platanov > Absolutely nothing.
Platanov > You can't really play the game so much on Singularity.
Platanov > Just look at things.
Semyon Gnyevko > Do you mean it couldn't do anything because it was on Singularity or because it had nothing but low slots?
Platanov > Yes.
Yelina Kirilenkova > ...
Semyon Gnyevko > hate
Platanov > I don't know, I didn't mess with it that much.
Semyon Gnyevko > Hey, fake Pioter guy, have you seen the skill queue yet? Pretty sweet, huh?
Yelina Kirilenkova > I queue'd up like 13 untrained skills just for the lulz.
Semyon Gnyevko > 13 skills?! Are you mad! YOUR BRAIN WILL SPLODE!
Platanov > We're still cleaning the bits of Jaworska viscera off the inside of the POS. We don't need any more gorey messes.
Yelina Kirilenkova > I'm wearing a bag over my head just in case.
Semyon Gnyevko > Does it have an air hole?
Platanov > Your mom has an air hole.
Yelina Kirilenkova > :D
Yelina Kirilenkova > I wasn't smiling, I was showing the shape I cut into the front of the bag.
Platanov > How very abstract.
Semyon Gnyevko > Surreal, even.
Yelina Kirilenkova > I'm almost like an artist.
Semyon Gnyevko > ZOMG it's Heike.
Yelina Kirilenkova > <3
Platanov > o/
Heike Steyer > I feel so loved... *sniff*
Heike Steyer > Ahem. I mean-
Heike Steyer > HAY GUYS!
Piotyr > who are you
Heike Steyer > I'm your wurst nightmare.
Heike Steyer > The sausage of death.
Piotyr > oh well that's a coincidence
Semyon Gnyevko > Heike's our official German ringer. She's like, totally the only not Russian person.
Piotyr > I just happen to be 61% man and 39% sausage
Piotyr > who
Piotyr > not russian
Heike Steyer > Well... uh... we're not actually Russian, but we have have Russian names other than her.
Heike Steyer > Whoa!
Piotyr > I'm confused
Heike Steyer > The jig is up! He knows I'm dual logged.
Platanov > You fool.
Semyon Gnyevko > Yeah, we all know each other's passwords.
Piotyr > aha
Semyon Gnyevko > Heike's not really on, it's just me again.
Semyon Gnyevko > I'm just checking her skills.
Semyon Gnyevko > Which are not so much queue'd.
Heike Steyer > UNTIL NOW!
Heike Steyer > Everyone say goodbye to faux-Heike.
Heike Steyer > Say bye! :(
Semyon Gnyevko > you guys syck
Semyon Gnyevko > Or suck.
Yelina Kirilenkova > I was wiping burrito off my hands.
Semyon Gnyevko > Gros.
Piotyr > fat?
Semyon Gnyevko > Are you making a reference to the fact that we're talking? i.e. chewing the fat?
Piotyr > no
Semyon Gnyevko > Why not?
Piotyr > "gros" is french for "large"
Piotyr > but in normal conversation is used to mean "fat"
Piotyr > as in a fat person
Piotyr > as opposed to the actual word for fat, "gras"
Platanov > Are you saying that Gnyevko is French?
Yelina Kirilenkova > Semy is no frog, you bastard
Piotyr > I'm saying you're all making me a little suspicius of your love for the motherland
Semyon Gnyevko > *croak*
Semyon Gnyevko > That was me dying from the accusation, not making frog noises.
Yelina Kirilenkova > God! I know!
Piotyr > haha
Platanov > Wait, I thought toads croaked and frogs ribbited?
Semyon Gnyevko > And why do you suddenly know so much about the French?
Yelina Kirilenkova > Yeah, maybe faux-Pioter was right!
Semyon Gnyevko > Let's have an inquisition.
Platanov > I always love a good inquisition!
Semyon Gnyevko > I'll get the hot pokers.
Piotyr > Now you lot are sounding like a bunch of Spainards
Yelina Kirilenkova > Alright, you're just trying to cause dissent among the ranks.
Piotyr > never
Yelina Kirilenkova > The proud, loyal Russian ranks.
Piotyr > I'm merely a party officer of sorts
Semyon Gnyevko > They used to call me the Party Officer, back in the day.
Platanov > Before the operation.
Piotyr > I hear your mom was quite the party officer
Semyon Gnyevko > :(
Piotyr > :P
Platanov > At least we know you're not British now. Or you would have said mum.
Yelina Kirilenkova > I still think he might be a spy. A Danish spy.
Piotyr > they do have terrific pastries
Semyon Gnyevko > I fucking hate the danes, and I hate pastries. So it doesn't even matter what you were referring to there!
Yelina Kirilenkova > There goes my plans to say I meant whichever you didn't say.
Piotyr > Russians are know for their clever planning
Platanov > It looks like Kiri and Gnyevko were evenly matched.
Semyon Gnyevko > What do you mean? Didn't I win?
Platanov > You didn't take advantage of your lead and cease territory.
Semyon Gnyevko > FUCK! I knew I forgot something.
Yelina Kirilenkova > Looks like there will be no redrawing of the borders this time
Semyon Gnyevko > I was so close.
Yelina Kirilenkova > On Singularity tardo.
Platanov > I set one up to have 8 low slots.
Platanov > It's like, omg, look at all these low slots.
Yelina Kirilenkova > What else could it do?
Platanov > Absolutely nothing.
Platanov > You can't really play the game so much on Singularity.
Platanov > Just look at things.
Semyon Gnyevko > Do you mean it couldn't do anything because it was on Singularity or because it had nothing but low slots?
Platanov > Yes.
Yelina Kirilenkova > ...
Semyon Gnyevko > hate
Platanov > I don't know, I didn't mess with it that much.
Semyon Gnyevko > Hey, fake Pioter guy, have you seen the skill queue yet? Pretty sweet, huh?
Yelina Kirilenkova > I queue'd up like 13 untrained skills just for the lulz.
Semyon Gnyevko > 13 skills?! Are you mad! YOUR BRAIN WILL SPLODE!
Platanov > We're still cleaning the bits of Jaworska viscera off the inside of the POS. We don't need any more gorey messes.
Yelina Kirilenkova > I'm wearing a bag over my head just in case.
Semyon Gnyevko > Does it have an air hole?
Platanov > Your mom has an air hole.
Yelina Kirilenkova > :D
Yelina Kirilenkova > I wasn't smiling, I was showing the shape I cut into the front of the bag.
Platanov > How very abstract.
Semyon Gnyevko > Surreal, even.
Yelina Kirilenkova > I'm almost like an artist.
Semyon Gnyevko > ZOMG it's Heike.
Yelina Kirilenkova > <3
Platanov > o/
Heike Steyer > I feel so loved... *sniff*
Heike Steyer > Ahem. I mean-
Heike Steyer > HAY GUYS!
Piotyr > who are you
Heike Steyer > I'm your wurst nightmare.
Heike Steyer > The sausage of death.
Piotyr > oh well that's a coincidence
Semyon Gnyevko > Heike's our official German ringer. She's like, totally the only not Russian person.
Piotyr > I just happen to be 61% man and 39% sausage
Piotyr > who
Piotyr > not russian
Heike Steyer > Well... uh... we're not actually Russian, but we have have Russian names other than her.
Heike Steyer > Whoa!
Piotyr > I'm confused
Heike Steyer > The jig is up! He knows I'm dual logged.
Platanov > You fool.
Semyon Gnyevko > Yeah, we all know each other's passwords.
Piotyr > aha
Semyon Gnyevko > Heike's not really on, it's just me again.
Semyon Gnyevko > I'm just checking her skills.
Semyon Gnyevko > Which are not so much queue'd.
Heike Steyer > UNTIL NOW!
Heike Steyer > Everyone say goodbye to faux-Heike.
Heike Steyer > Say bye! :(
Semyon Gnyevko > you guys syck
Semyon Gnyevko > Or suck.
Yelina Kirilenkova > I was wiping burrito off my hands.
Semyon Gnyevko > Gros.
Piotyr > fat?
Semyon Gnyevko > Are you making a reference to the fact that we're talking? i.e. chewing the fat?
Piotyr > no
Semyon Gnyevko > Why not?
Piotyr > "gros" is french for "large"
Piotyr > but in normal conversation is used to mean "fat"
Piotyr > as in a fat person
Piotyr > as opposed to the actual word for fat, "gras"
Platanov > Are you saying that Gnyevko is French?
Yelina Kirilenkova > Semy is no frog, you bastard
Piotyr > I'm saying you're all making me a little suspicius of your love for the motherland
Semyon Gnyevko > *croak*
Semyon Gnyevko > That was me dying from the accusation, not making frog noises.
Yelina Kirilenkova > God! I know!
Piotyr > haha
Platanov > Wait, I thought toads croaked and frogs ribbited?
Semyon Gnyevko > And why do you suddenly know so much about the French?
Yelina Kirilenkova > Yeah, maybe faux-Pioter was right!
Semyon Gnyevko > Let's have an inquisition.
Platanov > I always love a good inquisition!
Semyon Gnyevko > I'll get the hot pokers.
Piotyr > Now you lot are sounding like a bunch of Spainards
Yelina Kirilenkova > Alright, you're just trying to cause dissent among the ranks.
Piotyr > never
Yelina Kirilenkova > The proud, loyal Russian ranks.
Piotyr > I'm merely a party officer of sorts
Semyon Gnyevko > They used to call me the Party Officer, back in the day.
Platanov > Before the operation.
Piotyr > I hear your mom was quite the party officer
Semyon Gnyevko > :(
Piotyr > :P
Platanov > At least we know you're not British now. Or you would have said mum.
Yelina Kirilenkova > I still think he might be a spy. A Danish spy.
Piotyr > they do have terrific pastries
Semyon Gnyevko > I fucking hate the danes, and I hate pastries. So it doesn't even matter what you were referring to there!
Yelina Kirilenkova > There goes my plans to say I meant whichever you didn't say.
Piotyr > Russians are know for their clever planning
Platanov > It looks like Kiri and Gnyevko were evenly matched.
Semyon Gnyevko > What do you mean? Didn't I win?
Platanov > You didn't take advantage of your lead and cease territory.
Semyon Gnyevko > FUCK! I knew I forgot something.
Yelina Kirilenkova > Looks like there will be no redrawing of the borders this time
Semyon Gnyevko > I was so close.
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The scale on textures changes how they are "stretched". If you change the X-scale to 2, the texture will be twice its original length along the X-axis. If you set the scale to negative 1 the length will be negative 1. "What the fuck does that mean?" you ask. It means the texture is stretched is the opposite direction, making it mirror image.
Follow this logic to mirror image your textures in whatever direction and size you want.
Follow this logic to mirror image your textures in whatever direction and size you want.
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Nope unless i wanna go rake leaves...fuck that
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SRAW said:
your map isnt big, once i had a map compile over 1 hour xDDDDD thats y mapping sucks sometimes
1 hour? That's your worst compile time? I had a map compile 14 hours overnight.
Also,
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xDDDDD
What the fuck was that?
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A GM (Game master) of FFXI apparently made a funny Video
A Game master is the guys that can do anything in the game.and bands people.You know people who can fuck you sideways.Theres even a GM jail they can put you in.GMS work for Se and make sure that people go by the terms and agreement.and also finding RMTS (Real money traders) Steve is out strolling, doing what gms....do..and is encountered by a ..tarutaru.(the joke of SE)
Fun Fact: My main job in the game is a Dragoon of which you seen in this vid.
A Game master is the guys that can do anything in the game.and bands people.You know people who can fuck you sideways.Theres even a GM jail they can put you in.GMS work for Se and make sure that people go by the terms and agreement.and also finding RMTS (Real money traders) Steve is out strolling, doing what gms....do..and is encountered by a ..tarutaru.(the joke of SE)
Fun Fact: My main job in the game is a Dragoon of which you seen in this vid.
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Is the fat man saying "shut the fuck up"? Who is he?
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i sent AJ a request but idk if he will ever get it.Hopefully im too ugly for him to come rape me.
if any of you want to add me www.myspace.com/wolfgriever
and whoever cussed me out for saying out my old myspace last time... FUCK YOU!..............
if any of you want to add me www.myspace.com/wolfgriever
and whoever cussed me out for saying out my old myspace last time... FUCK YOU!
..............
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superjer said:
>:/
Well, fuck you, SuperJer!
...anyway, I wasn't trying to say who was right or wrong. I was simply elaborating on the facts.
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that wasnt even half way through the video i saw blood and i said fuck this.
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gfl
GO FUCK LOZER lol
GO FUCK LOZER lol
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HD version done. Fuck yeah. Hotness. And you can see her cooch now. It may only be like two pixels, but thats a hot and spicy two pixels.
I'll do a HD version of the Havokk dedication one next. I'm actually not totally happy with how her tits look... but I couldn't get anything better with 12 or less pixels.
I'll do a HD version of the Havokk dedication one next. I'm actually not totally happy with how her tits look... but I couldn't get anything better with 12 or less pixels.
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but......fuck! i was so close.hey wait YOU KNOW HIS IP!
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Down Rodeo said:
NatureJay said:
I'm still not an admin due to mutual apathy.
I thought that SJA was SuperJer Admin...
No, SuperJer Army, that was when we went over to superjer.net to fuck shit up.
I don't have a newer title, again, due to mutual laziness.
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I'd rather hang out with Bre in Mostly Harmless or Wildy Inappropriate or whatever the fuck it's called anyway. We'd have to go get SA accounts if we wanted to join Goons, and they're not exactly high-sec friendly. Our POS would explode within minutes if we joined the Goons, and all of our methods of making money would dry up just as fast.
These Arcane guys are probably unimportant enough to remain without war decs most of the time.
And yeah, the Goons didn't take over like so many people are saying... all they did was make Band of Brothers change it's name to RenZoku.
These Arcane guys are probably unimportant enough to remain without war decs most of the time.
And yeah, the Goons didn't take over like so many people are saying... all they did was make Band of Brothers change it's name to RenZoku.
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Here's a transcript of a recent conversation I had with NatureJay while we were blowing something up.
I hope you enjoyed the time you spent reading this. If you didn't, I hope you fall down and have to go to the hospital.
Quote:
Semyon Gnyevko > I had a dream last night that a guy named Cover ended up going to a place called The Abyss in hell. Nobody knew what happened in there but he became unstoppably powerful and decided to try and destroy the universe.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Yeah, there's a very specific abyss that will do that, but neither god nor the devil want you to know about that.
Semyon Gnyevko > There was some extra dimension he found that was full of fail-safes that were used as universal resets or destruct switches. He was going to use a destruct switch. Apparently everything but The Abyss would be erased from existence. Cover was so...
Semyon Gnyevko > powerful that all the forces of Heaven and Hell decided to fight over control of The Abyss instead of trying to stop him.
Semyon Gnyevko > Even though they had no idea what was in there.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Count me among the not surprised
Semyon Gnyevko > I decided to go to that failsafe dimension to try to convince Cover to not destroy everything, or at least to destryo significantly less. I'd be okay if he blew up Texas or something.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > How did you formulate that argument
Semyon Gnyevko > Well, I wasn't sure what his reasons were for what he was doing. I found out that he was just totally crazy and mumbling about a cat or something. The failsafe he was using was very creepy.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Describe this in the most detail possible
Semyon Gnyevko > It was a 30 foot tall black stone obelisk that had what appeared to be people made out of the same material trying to pull themselves out of it. They were all frozen in position.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > So it was a combination of the monolith in 2001 a Space Oddyssey and that weird stone block from that awful Hellraiser III movies
Semyon Gnyevko > It was also fatally cold. If you were within 20 feet of it it felt like winter. And if you were within 5 feet you'd be dead in minutes.
Semyon Gnyevko > If you touched you'd probably just turn into one of those black stone people or something.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > That would make the most sense. Go on
Semyon Gnyevko > Cover was apparently unaffected by it, and he was doing something inexplicable and magical with it. I hadn't seen his face until this point, and when he looked at me his face was solid luminescent green. No features. Not sure what that was about.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Maybe he was pure energy?
Semyon Gnyevko > My memory of the dream fades a bit here, but I eventually found a failsafe that would destroy the failsafe dimension and activated it.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Did that take out the forces of heaven and hell with it since they were sort of in tussle over it anyway?
Semyon Gnyevko > It didn't destroy me with it, it just sent me to a mostly empty 24 hour diner in the desert.
Semyon Gnyevko > No, the forces of Heaven and Hell were unaffected, they didn't even know it happened, they were still fighting over the abyss.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > I would expect tht much
Vsevolod Petrosyan > That's quite awesome
Vsevolod Petrosyan > And also kind of makes me wish there was more scary door
Semyon Gnyevko > I have no idea where Cover went, or why his name was Cover.
Semyon Gnyevko > Or why his face was green, or what the fuck was in that abyss...
Semyon Gnyevko > Too many questions!
Vsevolod Petrosyan > That's okay. I don't know why that one dark priest is named Shaft
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Okay, whoever the fuck is torrenting up the line, I'm going to push them down the stairs, then push them back up the stairs, then throw them in the elevator shaft.
Semyon Gnyevko > Instead, push them up the elevator shaft, throw them out a window, and then push them up the stairs.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > I'll throw them out the stairs and push them in the window and stuff the elevator shaft inside them
Vsevolod Petrosyan > I will give them the shaft... the elevator shaft.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Yeah, there's a very specific abyss that will do that, but neither god nor the devil want you to know about that.
Semyon Gnyevko > There was some extra dimension he found that was full of fail-safes that were used as universal resets or destruct switches. He was going to use a destruct switch. Apparently everything but The Abyss would be erased from existence. Cover was so...
Semyon Gnyevko > powerful that all the forces of Heaven and Hell decided to fight over control of The Abyss instead of trying to stop him.
Semyon Gnyevko > Even though they had no idea what was in there.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Count me among the not surprised
Semyon Gnyevko > I decided to go to that failsafe dimension to try to convince Cover to not destroy everything, or at least to destryo significantly less. I'd be okay if he blew up Texas or something.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > How did you formulate that argument
Semyon Gnyevko > Well, I wasn't sure what his reasons were for what he was doing. I found out that he was just totally crazy and mumbling about a cat or something. The failsafe he was using was very creepy.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Describe this in the most detail possible
Semyon Gnyevko > It was a 30 foot tall black stone obelisk that had what appeared to be people made out of the same material trying to pull themselves out of it. They were all frozen in position.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > So it was a combination of the monolith in 2001 a Space Oddyssey and that weird stone block from that awful Hellraiser III movies
Semyon Gnyevko > It was also fatally cold. If you were within 20 feet of it it felt like winter. And if you were within 5 feet you'd be dead in minutes.
Semyon Gnyevko > If you touched you'd probably just turn into one of those black stone people or something.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > That would make the most sense. Go on
Semyon Gnyevko > Cover was apparently unaffected by it, and he was doing something inexplicable and magical with it. I hadn't seen his face until this point, and when he looked at me his face was solid luminescent green. No features. Not sure what that was about.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Maybe he was pure energy?
Semyon Gnyevko > My memory of the dream fades a bit here, but I eventually found a failsafe that would destroy the failsafe dimension and activated it.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Did that take out the forces of heaven and hell with it since they were sort of in tussle over it anyway?
Semyon Gnyevko > It didn't destroy me with it, it just sent me to a mostly empty 24 hour diner in the desert.
Semyon Gnyevko > No, the forces of Heaven and Hell were unaffected, they didn't even know it happened, they were still fighting over the abyss.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > I would expect tht much
Vsevolod Petrosyan > That's quite awesome
Vsevolod Petrosyan > And also kind of makes me wish there was more scary door
Semyon Gnyevko > I have no idea where Cover went, or why his name was Cover.
Semyon Gnyevko > Or why his face was green, or what the fuck was in that abyss...
Semyon Gnyevko > Too many questions!
Vsevolod Petrosyan > That's okay. I don't know why that one dark priest is named Shaft
Vsevolod Petrosyan > Okay, whoever the fuck is torrenting up the line, I'm going to push them down the stairs, then push them back up the stairs, then throw them in the elevator shaft.
Semyon Gnyevko > Instead, push them up the elevator shaft, throw them out a window, and then push them up the stairs.
Vsevolod Petrosyan > I'll throw them out the stairs and push them in the window and stuff the elevator shaft inside them
Vsevolod Petrosyan > I will give them the shaft... the elevator shaft.
I hope you enjoyed the time you spent reading this. If you didn't, I hope you fall down and have to go to the hospital.
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Down Rodeo said:
On the other hand, fuck you.
but i need that hand to bitch slap the winner
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Some john brings in three sleeves of Hydroxes and atoberry's all like "What the fuck is this?!?" and cookies go blasting everywhere.
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Particularly the "fuck my mother first" game.
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Jigsaw threatening to fuck Down Rodeo's mom causes Havok to lose the game. Any game.
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Down Rodeo said:
On the other hand, fuck you.
And on the third hand fuck your mom!
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Down Rodeo said:
On the other hand, fuck you.
I don't even have to read what he said to agree with that.
As atojason said, one, you're really behind the times now, two, fucking cut that shit out.
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On the other hand, fuck you.
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Murphy is visiting...
Murphy is visiting his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
"Me feet are fuckin' freezing mate!" Paddy says, "Could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," Murphy replies. He runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fuck off you liar!". they exclaim in unison.
"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course both of them! What's the use of fuckin' one?"
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How do you keep a bunch of twats in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
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Two Irish men were walking through a forest...
Two Irish men were walking through a forest when they saw a sign saying "Tree fellers needed".
One looks at the other and says "Arr, tis a shame Paddy aint wit' us"
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Jesus was preaching to his disciples and said "Come forth and you shall win eternal life."
John came fifth and won a toaster.
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A Irish woman was in bed with her lover when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband.
He glared at her lover and bellowed,
Murphy is visiting his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
"Me feet are fuckin' freezing mate!" Paddy says, "Could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," Murphy replies. He runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fuck off you liar!". they exclaim in unison.
"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course both of them! What's the use of fuckin' one?"
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How do you keep a bunch of twats in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
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Two Irish men were walking through a forest...
Two Irish men were walking through a forest when they saw a sign saying "Tree fellers needed".
One looks at the other and says "Arr, tis a shame Paddy aint wit' us"
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Jesus was preaching to his disciples and said "Come forth and you shall win eternal life."
John came fifth and won a toaster.
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A Irish woman was in bed with her lover when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband.
He glared at her lover and bellowed,
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Nobody is talking on this anymore and they should its the SHIT!!! fuck man you can waist hours on that game doing nothing but kicking your teams ass then go out of the safe house alone and get your ass raped alone on expert by a tank witch or a hoard!!!
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I hate life; it didn't work :(
Well your code did but for some reason it wrote the file out incorrectly. Gah and indeed fuck. Yay bughunting!
Well your code did but for some reason it wrote the file out incorrectly. Gah and indeed fuck. Yay bughunting!
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You can't take hats off that are awesome as fuck!
Suggestion:
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SRAW said:
Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
cstriker, I am mad.
You keep on asking the same question a few times. What the fuck?! I answered that already! If there is something I didn't explain right you can ask in the same thread. Then one time you even created a new user and asked "What?" after I spent 20 minutes writing long and detailed answers.
You keep on asking the same question a few times. What the fuck?! I answered that already! If there is something I didn't explain right you can ask in the same thread. Then one time you even created a new user and asked "What?" after I spent 20 minutes writing long and detailed answers.
you could ban him
u suck mate de vate, ur gay using emoticons(note that edan rarely uses them, except when he's pissed)
well at least I don't have 0 points
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
cstriker, I am mad.
You keep on asking the same question a few times. What the fuck?! I answered that already! If there is something I didn't explain right you can ask in the same thread. Then one time you even created a new user and asked "What?" after I spent 20 minutes writing long and detailed answers.
You keep on asking the same question a few times. What the fuck?! I answered that already! If there is something I didn't explain right you can ask in the same thread. Then one time you even created a new user and asked "What?" after I spent 20 minutes writing long and detailed answers.
you could ban him
u suck mate de vate, ur gay using emoticons(note that edan rarely uses them, except when he's pissed)
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Sorry. I was sleeping until about 5 minutes ago. I'm currently working on getting myself on a new sleep schedule. I'm getting up two hours later every day, so in another 3-4 days I'll be awake during the day again.
Also. Seriously. Until I get my own ball I really can't bowl anymore. Those places are fucking disease factories, every time I go bowling I get a cold. Normally I'd be all like "fuck it" and go anyway... but I don't really feel like killing my grampa.
Also. Seriously. Until I get my own ball I really can't bowl anymore. Those places are fucking disease factories, every time I go bowling I get a cold. Normally I'd be all like "fuck it" and go anyway... but I don't really feel like killing my grampa.
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eDan Co. said:
cstriker, I am mad.
You keep on asking the same question a few times. What the fuck?! I answered that already! If there is something I didn't explain right you can ask in the same thread. Then one time you even created a new user and asked "What?" after I spent 20 minutes writing long and detailed answers.
You keep on asking the same question a few times. What the fuck?! I answered that already! If there is something I didn't explain right you can ask in the same thread. Then one time you even created a new user and asked "What?" after I spent 20 minutes writing long and detailed answers.
you could ban him
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cstriker, I am mad.
You keep on asking the same question a few times. What the fuck?! I answered that already! If there is something I didn't explain right you can ask in the same thread. Then one time you even created a new user and asked "What?" after I spent 20 minutes writing long and detailed answers.
You keep on asking the same question a few times. What the fuck?! I answered that already! If there is something I didn't explain right you can ask in the same thread. Then one time you even created a new user and asked "What?" after I spent 20 minutes writing long and detailed answers.
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ur map to close to the edge of the map
and edan fuck u if u post something exactly what i said and then get all the credit for urself
and edan fuck u if u post something exactly what i said and then get all the credit for urself
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unless ur scared that some one will call themselves <-- and fuck up the forum?
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What the fuck is this truck?
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FUCK ALL OF YOU~~!!
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FUCK ALL OF YOU~~!!
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FUCK ALL OF YOU~~!!
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FUCK ALL OF YOU~~!!
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FUCK ALL OF YOU~~!!
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FUCK ALL OF YOU~~!!
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FUCK ALL OF YOU~~!!
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mrsticks said:
howd YOU get in? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
FUCK YOU!
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koolkid said:
SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
Havokk Edge said:
SRAW said:
It's called "the power of Adobe products" (since Havokk seems to have nothing to do with his life).
I find it sightly amusing Havokk doesn't know what a codec is. I recommend the DivX codec. Here's the site: DivX.
I find it sightly amusing Havokk doesn't know what a codec is. I recommend the DivX codec. Here's the site: DivX.
I'm sorry, SRAW, but I'm not a little kid that everyone hates because he is a computer nerd and has nothing else to do with his life. I take offence at that... it's not exactly difficult.
Fixed... and... BURN!
Wow, that was double DR.
Original and best, thank you.
I've made a few stylistic changes this time; some things weren't wrong per se but were a bit clunky.
i dont care, quote truck!
fuck edan
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Who the fuck else would it be?!
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Mate de Vita said:
Clone Trooper said:
Mate de Vita said:
omg Havokk either you're constantly high or you really eat way too much sugar...
why you getting so pissed for?
who the fuck said I was pissed!!!!!??????
I hope all those 'pissed' emoticons are on purpose.
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Clone Trooper said:
Mate de Vita said:
omg Havokk either you're constantly high or you really eat way too much sugar...
why you getting so pissed for?
who the fuck said I was pissed!!!!!??????
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Holy fuck, I'm an admin! Thank you AJ!!
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Mate de Vita said:
omg Havokk either you're constantly high or you really eat way too much sugar...
why you getting so pissed for?
koolkid said:
shut the fuck up bitch
was he talking about you?
superjer said:
That's it. You're all banned.
/Goes off to code ban functionality...
/Goes off to code ban functionality...
how long does that take since we are on the new forums
FallingShit said:
nice forum (Sarcasm)(hooray for Sarcasm)
)fail.... epic fail......
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DaveDays said:
fuck me? What time what place?
tonight midnight
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shut the fuck up bitch
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fuck me? What time what place?
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Fuck this!
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Havokk Edge said:
molkman said:
melloyellow582 said:
maybe if you change your goddamn screen resolution it will help.
Haha, that's what I just wanted to say. "Change the resolution from 800x600 to something the fuck else."
I just now so you said change it from 800x600.Um is was actually around 1000xsomthing and i actually lowered it too 800x600.so bite me...
so.. whats it look like now?
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molkman said:
melloyellow582 said:
maybe if you change your goddamn screen resolution it will help.
Haha, that's what I just wanted to say. "Change the resolution from 800x600 to something the fuck else."
I just now so you said change it from 800x600.Um is was actually around 1000xsomthing and i actually lowered it too 800x600.so bite me...
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molkman said:
melloyellow582 said:
maybe if you change your goddamn screen resolution it will help.
Haha, that's what I just wanted to say. "Change the resolution from 800x600 to something the fuck else."
You mean the size?
There i fixed it...
anyways meh buddy david says to update my AVG to 8.0 which i havent done.and to download another spyware thing i cant remeber what its called..but its from lavasoft.
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melloyellow582 said:
maybe if you change your goddamn screen resolution it will help.
Haha, that's what I just wanted to say. "Change the resolution from 800x600 to something the fuck else."
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Fuck you, you don't see entertainment like this everyday im with Havokk on this one!
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fuck you davedays!
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Down Rodeo said:
Never went back? I don't think I ever left. Also I have an inbuilt sense of superiority and cannot get over it but that's ok because I am still better than you. Finally, your point is rather blunt. A finer one would be to say that you preferred the forums before we turned up with our education and bad humour. Short of a banning or a drastic name change I don't plan to go anywhere.
You're welcome, but that was of a better quality than most posts here.
You're welcome, but that was of a better quality than most posts here.
in the real world you see there are people who dont give a shit about their sentences unless it is grammar so that means you are just wasting ur time doing that and
Fuck You!
And maybe Havokk?
You are not better than anybody just because you use excellent language in every thing you say doesnt mean anything you retard!
-- End of Discussion! --
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Down Rodeo said:
Never went back? I don't think I ever left. Also I have an inbuilt sense of superiority and cannot get over it but that's ok because I am still better than you. Finally, your point is rather blunt. A finer one would be to say that you preferred the forums before we turned up with our education and bad humour. Short of a banning or a drastic name change I don't plan to go anywhere.
Also:
You're welcome, but that was of a better quality than most posts here.
My thanks to my flatmate.
Also:
jrkookid said:
It was better here when you two were not on the forum. You are both nuisances; you think that you are better than most people here at the SuperJer forum.
My point: fuck you!
My point: fuck you!
You're welcome, but that was of a better quality than most posts here.
My thanks to my flatmate.
I actually like rodeo and edan here cause i feel better knowing people smarter than me can re-correct my doing.Plus they are active on this site as much as me so its not so boring.
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Never went back? I don't think I ever left. Also I have an inbuilt sense of superiority and cannot get over it but that's ok because I am still better than you. Finally, your point is rather blunt. A finer one would be to say that you preferred the forums before we turned up with our education and bad humour. Short of a banning or a drastic name change I don't plan to go anywhere.
Also:
You're welcome, but that was of a better quality than most posts here.
My thanks to my flatmate.
Also:
jrkookid said:
It was better here when you two were not on the forum. You are both nuisances; you think that you are better than most people here at the SuperJer forum.
My point: fuck you!
My point: fuck you!
You're welcome, but that was of a better quality than most posts here.
My thanks to my flatmate.
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it was better when you two never went back on the forum you two are both nuisances and think you are better than most people here at the superjer forum
My Point:
Fuck You!
My Point:
Fuck You!
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pwn3dman=Me
thatshottxlauren=her
thatshottxlauren (8:54:38 PM): Dave please don'
thatshottxlauren (8:54:43 PM): don't be mad at me*
pwn3dman (8:54:59 PM): and why not?
thatshottxlauren (8:55:48 PM): because. we were like really good friends before, & i hate to see it like this.
pwn3dman (8:56:32 PM): so would i but shit happens
thatshottxlauren (8:56:53 PM): just tell me what i did to you.
thatshottxlauren (8:57:15 PM): :P
pwn3dman (8:57:37 PM): u put people b4 us
thatshottxlauren (8:57:42 PM): ugh
thatshottxlauren (8:57:54 PM): well i'm sorry. i'm a horrible girlfriend.
thatshottxlauren (8:58:32 PM): tell me something i don't know.
pwn3dman (9:00:10 PM): cant
thatshottxlauren (9:00:14 PM): why?
pwn3dman (9:00:40 PM): well, you broke up becaus "we dont talk"
pwn3dman (9:00:45 PM): right?
thatshottxlauren (9:00:57 PM): that's not the only reason/
pwn3dman (9:01:00 PM): yeeah\
pwn3dman (9:01:05 PM): i thinik it is
thatshottxlauren (9:01:14 PM): no its not.
pwn3dman (9:01:25 PM): i think it is
thatshottxlauren (9:01:44 PM): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pwn3dman (9:01:57 PM): i would just like to say....
pwn3dman (9:02:06 PM): you never sat at my table....
pwn3dman (9:02:19 PM): you never had more than 3 words to say
pwn3dman (9:02:26 PM): you dont text...
pwn3dman (9:02:36 PM): YOUR the one that dosent talk
pwn3dman (9:02:55 PM): ridiclous!
thatshottxlauren (9:02:59 PM): okay i don't text because i can't. i would if i could Dave. i'm SORRY.
pwn3dman (9:03:13 PM): still
pwn3dman (9:03:24 PM): if there are other reasons
pwn3dman (9:03:31 PM): then tell me
thatshottxlauren (9:05:32 PM): OKAY DAVE I GET IT IM STUPID & A HORRIBLE GIRLFRIEND. YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKIN RUB IT IN MY FACE.
I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
& IF YOU STILL WANNA BE RUDE TO ME THEN JUST TELL ME NOW.
pwn3dman (9:05:55 PM): hah, i would tell you in person
pwn3dman (9:06:18 PM): I have a whole list of payback
pwn3dman (9:06:26 PM): but im not that person
pwn3dman (9:06:30 PM): belive me,
pwn3dman (9:06:34 PM): however
pwn3dman (9:06:41 PM): revenge is sweet
pwn3dman (9:06:59 PM): so dont plan on anything
thatshottxlauren (9:07:54 PM): okay whatver. i just have 2 more words to say to you;
pwn3dman (9:07:59 PM): fuck off?
thatshottxlauren (9:08:02 PM): FUCK YOU.
pwn3dman (9:08:26 PM): ooh, so close!
thatshottxlauren (9:08:32 PM): wow.
pwn3dman (9:08:47 PM): so
pwn3dman (9:08:54 PM): you done?
thatshottxlauren (9:09:03 PM): with what
pwn3dman (9:09:10 PM): let me say....
pwn3dman (9:09:19 PM): your just another link on the chain
pwn3dman (9:09:30 PM): you see...
thatshottxlauren (9:09:37 PM): what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
pwn3dman (9:09:47 PM): i was GETTING TO THAT!
pwn3dman (9:09:55 PM): you see, people LOVE me
pwn3dman (9:10:04 PM): they all want a chance
pwn3dman (9:10:11 PM): which is okay
pwn3dman (9:10:24 PM): but somtimes not everyone gets a chance
pwn3dman (9:10:35 PM): only the lucky ones do
pwn3dman (9:10:52 PM): but if she's not the right one
pwn3dman (9:11:06 PM): i toss her behind
pwn3dman (9:11:28 PM): all my life i wanted to find the perfect one
pwn3dman (9:11:38 PM): its a journey, really.
pwn3dman (9:11:48 PM): have i? nope
pwn3dman (9:12:04 PM): but theres bound to be it
pwn3dman (9:12:19 PM): so i just move forword
pwn3dman (9:12:26 PM): you see, by breaking up with me,
pwn3dman (9:12:33 PM): YOU HELPED ME!
pwn3dman (9:12:44 PM): you made me realize...
pwn3dman (9:12:49 PM): you arent the one
pwn3dman (9:12:52 PM): so i keep looking
pwn3dman (9:13:03 PM): i liked you for a while
pwn3dman (9:13:06 PM): ya know
pwn3dman (9:13:09 PM): 6th grade
thatshottxlauren (9:13:11 PM): oh, that's nice. i helped you did i?
pwn3dman (9:13:16 PM): i was confident
pwn3dman (9:13:23 PM): but you were
pwn3dman (9:13:28 PM): like the rest of em
pwn3dman (9:13:52 PM): so
thatshottxlauren (9:13:54 PM): see now heres the problem with you dave, sometimes... you just take things a little too far.
pwn3dman (9:14:09 PM): oh, indeed i do
thatshottxlauren (9:14:13 PM): but i
thatshottxlauren (9:14:48 PM): but i'm so glad that i helped you, i feel so much better about myself(: it's time someone finally did though.
pwn3dman (9:15:06 PM): Listen, you little smartass,
pwn3dman (9:15:20 PM): you see...
pwn3dman (9:15:34 PM): no matter how sarcastic you can be...
pwn3dman (9:15:41 PM): it wont matter
thatshottxlauren (9:15:42 PM): no i honestly really truly don't wanna see anymoree.
thatshottxlauren (9:15:51 PM): nothing matters to you now does it ?!?
pwn3dman (9:16:04 PM): oh, not at all, my dear.
pwn3dman (9:16:27 PM): im quite capabble
pwn3dman (9:16:37 PM): of getting over things
pwn3dman (9:16:41 PM): quite quickly
thatshottxlauren (9:17:30 PM): hm, that doesn't sound right to me, now i recall you telling me, you go into like long term depression for 3 days? what your a liar now too ?
pwn3dman (9:17:50 PM): oh, yes
pwn3dman (9:18:02 PM): depression has nothing to do with it
pwn3dman (9:18:07 PM): like you,
pwn3dman (9:18:27 PM): "i bottle everything up inside until i let it out"
thatshottxlauren (9:18:29 PM): that's funny, your mood was depressed?
thatshottxlauren (9:18:33 PM): ......
pwn3dman (9:18:38 PM): bottling it up
pwn3dman (9:18:46 PM): nice method
thatshottxlauren (9:19:13 PM): oh but sitting in your room in a dark little corner helps?
pwn3dman (9:19:26 PM): You'd be surpirsed by how much feelings can hide behind a happy face.
thatshottxlauren (9:19:55 PM): hah, okay Dave. whatttevverrr youuu sayyy.
pwn3dman (9:20:07 PM): well lauren,
pwn3dman (9:20:19 PM): this conversation is getting stupid
pwn3dman (9:20:24 PM): and bad
pwn3dman (9:20:37 PM): just like how you handle a relationship
thatshottxlauren (9:20:57 PM): well there's a little stupid in everyone Dave.
pwn3dman (9:21:11 PM): yeah, but you got an extra dose!
thatshottxlauren (9:21:35 PM): okay, i can accept that. because i know i'
thatshottxlauren (9:21:37 PM): m
thatshottxlauren (9:21:39 PM): stupid.
thatshottxlauren (9:21:53 PM): & i don't care what you think unfortuantly.
pwn3dman (9:22:00 PM): acceptance is the first step.
thatshottxlauren (9:22:41 PM): well your sure past that now aren't chaa?
pwn3dman (9:22:59 PM): well, I am rich and famous thanks to my music abilitys and the internet noticing my abilitys.
pwn3dman (9:23:08 PM): so
pwn3dman (9:23:14 PM): your last on my list
pwn3dman (9:23:17 PM): goodbye!
thatshottxlauren (9:23:24 PM): hah, okayyy. once again, whatever you say Dave.
thatshottxlauren (9:23:35 PM): BYE ! HAVE A NICE DAY!!
pwn3dman (9:23:47 PM): be a happy walmart shopper!
thatshottxlauren=her
thatshottxlauren (8:54:38 PM): Dave please don'
thatshottxlauren (8:54:43 PM): don't be mad at me*
pwn3dman (8:54:59 PM): and why not?
thatshottxlauren (8:55:48 PM): because. we were like really good friends before, & i hate to see it like this.
pwn3dman (8:56:32 PM): so would i but shit happens
thatshottxlauren (8:56:53 PM): just tell me what i did to you.
thatshottxlauren (8:57:15 PM): :P
pwn3dman (8:57:37 PM): u put people b4 us
thatshottxlauren (8:57:42 PM): ugh
thatshottxlauren (8:57:54 PM): well i'm sorry. i'm a horrible girlfriend.
thatshottxlauren (8:58:32 PM): tell me something i don't know.
pwn3dman (9:00:10 PM): cant
thatshottxlauren (9:00:14 PM): why?
pwn3dman (9:00:40 PM): well, you broke up becaus "we dont talk"
pwn3dman (9:00:45 PM): right?
thatshottxlauren (9:00:57 PM): that's not the only reason/
pwn3dman (9:01:00 PM): yeeah\
pwn3dman (9:01:05 PM): i thinik it is
thatshottxlauren (9:01:14 PM): no its not.
pwn3dman (9:01:25 PM): i think it is
thatshottxlauren (9:01:44 PM): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pwn3dman (9:01:57 PM): i would just like to say....
pwn3dman (9:02:06 PM): you never sat at my table....
pwn3dman (9:02:19 PM): you never had more than 3 words to say
pwn3dman (9:02:26 PM): you dont text...
pwn3dman (9:02:36 PM): YOUR the one that dosent talk
pwn3dman (9:02:55 PM): ridiclous!
thatshottxlauren (9:02:59 PM): okay i don't text because i can't. i would if i could Dave. i'm SORRY.
pwn3dman (9:03:13 PM): still
pwn3dman (9:03:24 PM): if there are other reasons
pwn3dman (9:03:31 PM): then tell me
thatshottxlauren (9:05:32 PM): OKAY DAVE I GET IT IM STUPID & A HORRIBLE GIRLFRIEND. YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKIN RUB IT IN MY FACE.
I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
& IF YOU STILL WANNA BE RUDE TO ME THEN JUST TELL ME NOW.
pwn3dman (9:05:55 PM): hah, i would tell you in person
pwn3dman (9:06:18 PM): I have a whole list of payback
pwn3dman (9:06:26 PM): but im not that person
pwn3dman (9:06:30 PM): belive me,
pwn3dman (9:06:34 PM): however
pwn3dman (9:06:41 PM): revenge is sweet
pwn3dman (9:06:59 PM): so dont plan on anything
thatshottxlauren (9:07:54 PM): okay whatver. i just have 2 more words to say to you;
pwn3dman (9:07:59 PM): fuck off?
thatshottxlauren (9:08:02 PM): FUCK YOU.
pwn3dman (9:08:26 PM): ooh, so close!
thatshottxlauren (9:08:32 PM): wow.
pwn3dman (9:08:47 PM): so
pwn3dman (9:08:54 PM): you done?
thatshottxlauren (9:09:03 PM): with what
pwn3dman (9:09:10 PM): let me say....
pwn3dman (9:09:19 PM): your just another link on the chain
pwn3dman (9:09:30 PM): you see...
thatshottxlauren (9:09:37 PM): what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
pwn3dman (9:09:47 PM): i was GETTING TO THAT!
pwn3dman (9:09:55 PM): you see, people LOVE me
pwn3dman (9:10:04 PM): they all want a chance
pwn3dman (9:10:11 PM): which is okay
pwn3dman (9:10:24 PM): but somtimes not everyone gets a chance
pwn3dman (9:10:35 PM): only the lucky ones do
pwn3dman (9:10:52 PM): but if she's not the right one
pwn3dman (9:11:06 PM): i toss her behind
pwn3dman (9:11:28 PM): all my life i wanted to find the perfect one
pwn3dman (9:11:38 PM): its a journey, really.
pwn3dman (9:11:48 PM): have i? nope
pwn3dman (9:12:04 PM): but theres bound to be it
pwn3dman (9:12:19 PM): so i just move forword
pwn3dman (9:12:26 PM): you see, by breaking up with me,
pwn3dman (9:12:33 PM): YOU HELPED ME!
pwn3dman (9:12:44 PM): you made me realize...
pwn3dman (9:12:49 PM): you arent the one
pwn3dman (9:12:52 PM): so i keep looking
pwn3dman (9:13:03 PM): i liked you for a while
pwn3dman (9:13:06 PM): ya know
pwn3dman (9:13:09 PM): 6th grade
thatshottxlauren (9:13:11 PM): oh, that's nice. i helped you did i?
pwn3dman (9:13:16 PM): i was confident
pwn3dman (9:13:23 PM): but you were
pwn3dman (9:13:28 PM): like the rest of em
pwn3dman (9:13:52 PM): so
thatshottxlauren (9:13:54 PM): see now heres the problem with you dave, sometimes... you just take things a little too far.
pwn3dman (9:14:09 PM): oh, indeed i do
thatshottxlauren (9:14:13 PM): but i
thatshottxlauren (9:14:48 PM): but i'm so glad that i helped you, i feel so much better about myself(: it's time someone finally did though.
pwn3dman (9:15:06 PM): Listen, you little smartass,
pwn3dman (9:15:20 PM): you see...
pwn3dman (9:15:34 PM): no matter how sarcastic you can be...
pwn3dman (9:15:41 PM): it wont matter
thatshottxlauren (9:15:42 PM): no i honestly really truly don't wanna see anymoree.
thatshottxlauren (9:15:51 PM): nothing matters to you now does it ?!?
pwn3dman (9:16:04 PM): oh, not at all, my dear.
pwn3dman (9:16:27 PM): im quite capabble
pwn3dman (9:16:37 PM): of getting over things
pwn3dman (9:16:41 PM): quite quickly
thatshottxlauren (9:17:30 PM): hm, that doesn't sound right to me, now i recall you telling me, you go into like long term depression for 3 days? what your a liar now too ?
pwn3dman (9:17:50 PM): oh, yes
pwn3dman (9:18:02 PM): depression has nothing to do with it
pwn3dman (9:18:07 PM): like you,
pwn3dman (9:18:27 PM): "i bottle everything up inside until i let it out"
thatshottxlauren (9:18:29 PM): that's funny, your mood was depressed?
thatshottxlauren (9:18:33 PM): ......
pwn3dman (9:18:38 PM): bottling it up
pwn3dman (9:18:46 PM): nice method
thatshottxlauren (9:19:13 PM): oh but sitting in your room in a dark little corner helps?
pwn3dman (9:19:26 PM): You'd be surpirsed by how much feelings can hide behind a happy face.
thatshottxlauren (9:19:55 PM): hah, okay Dave. whatttevverrr youuu sayyy.
pwn3dman (9:20:07 PM): well lauren,
pwn3dman (9:20:19 PM): this conversation is getting stupid
pwn3dman (9:20:24 PM): and bad
pwn3dman (9:20:37 PM): just like how you handle a relationship
thatshottxlauren (9:20:57 PM): well there's a little stupid in everyone Dave.
pwn3dman (9:21:11 PM): yeah, but you got an extra dose!
thatshottxlauren (9:21:35 PM): okay, i can accept that. because i know i'
thatshottxlauren (9:21:37 PM): m
thatshottxlauren (9:21:39 PM): stupid.
thatshottxlauren (9:21:53 PM): & i don't care what you think unfortuantly.
pwn3dman (9:22:00 PM): acceptance is the first step.
thatshottxlauren (9:22:41 PM): well your sure past that now aren't chaa?
pwn3dman (9:22:59 PM): well, I am rich and famous thanks to my music abilitys and the internet noticing my abilitys.
pwn3dman (9:23:08 PM): so
pwn3dman (9:23:14 PM): your last on my list
pwn3dman (9:23:17 PM): goodbye!
thatshottxlauren (9:23:24 PM): hah, okayyy. once again, whatever you say Dave.
thatshottxlauren (9:23:35 PM): BYE ! HAVE A NICE DAY!!
pwn3dman (9:23:47 PM): be a happy walmart shopper!
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I just got done playing versus.Its the shit.
EDIT:
well i could talk about versus mode now because i was busy earlier(^^^ up there).But i had 2 long ass paragraphs and still more to come on it and i was fixing a word and the word was over "Forums"(by the way i right clicked it so the list of spell check thingies came up over it) and my mouse likes to double-click itself and clicked it making me lose it all.So fuck that.I'll tell you guys later when i feel like typing all that again..
And adhesive.Leave me alone!I choose what fucking console i want to play on.and i choose a 360 cause i can play with my brother and other friends.I don't want to play on a PC anyways.Unless a game i want is only for the PC.If you got a problem with it.Well shove that problem up your ass and deal with it.
EDIT:
well i could talk about versus mode now because i was busy earlier(^^^ up there).But i had 2 long ass paragraphs and still more to come on it and i was fixing a word and the word was over "Forums"(by the way i right clicked it so the list of spell check thingies came up over it) and my mouse likes to double-click itself and clicked it making me lose it all.So fuck that.I'll tell you guys later when i feel like typing all that again..
And adhesive.Leave me alone!I choose what fucking console i want to play on.and i choose a 360 cause i can play with my brother and other friends.I don't want to play on a PC anyways.Unless a game i want is only for the PC.If you got a problem with it.Well shove that problem up your ass and deal with it.
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SRAW said:
omg stop fucking around mate de vate and actually make a test map for elevators noob
omg what the fuck do you think I've been doing for like a week!?
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Because fuck you, that's what!
I hope people get the Family Guy reference otherwise I look silly...
I hope people get the Family Guy reference otherwise I look silly...
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what the fuck is wrong with you?
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What the fuck is wrong with you? And yes, there are 3 user names that contain "noob" in them. Guess why that is.
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FUCK YOU NON BELIEVER!
OWNED!
OWNED!
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SRAW said:
place all players in an trigger_multiple and let it trigger a info_playerweaponstrip
then let them fall into another trigger_multiple and let them trigger a game_playerequip
then they fall into a trigger_teleport and teleport them to the map
*the noob way*
and fuck u mate de vate copying my signature AND UR FUCKING AVATAR OMG I WILL USE MY GODLY SKILLS AT PYTHON AND CHANGE IT AHAHHAHAAH
then let them fall into another trigger_multiple and let them trigger a game_playerequip
then they fall into a trigger_teleport and teleport them to the map
*the noob way*
and fuck u mate de vate copying my signature AND UR FUCKING AVATAR OMG I WILL USE MY GODLY SKILLS AT PYTHON AND CHANGE IT AHAHHAHAAH
w8 what? First of all I didn't copy your signature, I copied Stone Cold's phrase replacing Stone Cold with Mate de Vita.
And what the hell is wrong with fps doug?
Yeah, you go ahead and do that
Oh and why the hell would you want to do all that?
And one more thing: YOU CALLED ME MATE DE VATE AGAIN!
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SRAW said:
did u know that when u impulse 201(spray) it will spray out a decal?
and in vhe they look white the decals, but they will appear red ingame(unless mate de vate and fucking newbie come and cry to aaronjer claiming that im insulting them... BUTS THAT WRONG NOOB FUCK AHAHFDHGKJADGAKDGOADGAKDGKADGKADGAI)
and in vhe they look white the decals, but they will appear red ingame(unless mate de vate and fucking newbie come and cry to aaronjer claiming that im insulting them... BUTS THAT WRONG NOOB FUCK AHAHFDHGKJADGAKDGOADGAKDGKADGKADGAI)
ok I have no idea what you just said but you called me mate de vate again
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did u know that when u impulse 201(spray) it will spray out a decal?
and in vhe they look white the decals, but they will appear red ingame(unless mate de vate and fucking newbie come and cry to aaronjer claiming that im insulting them... BUTS THAT WRONG NOOB FUCK AHAHFDHGKJADGAKDGOADGAKDGKADGKADGAI)
and in vhe they look white the decals, but they will appear red ingame(unless mate de vate and fucking newbie come and cry to aaronjer claiming that im insulting them... BUTS THAT WRONG NOOB FUCK AHAHFDHGKJADGAKDGOADGAKDGKADGKADGAI)
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place all players in an trigger_multiple and let it trigger a info_playerweaponstrip
then let them fall into another trigger_multiple and let them trigger a game_playerequip
then they fall into a trigger_teleport and teleport them to the map
*the noob way*
and fuck u mate de vate copying my signature AND UR FUCKING AVATAR OMG I WILL USE MY GODLY SKILLS AT PYTHON AND CHANGE IT AHAHHAHAAH
then let them fall into another trigger_multiple and let them trigger a game_playerequip
then they fall into a trigger_teleport and teleport them to the map
*the noob way*
and fuck u mate de vate copying my signature AND UR FUCKING AVATAR OMG I WILL USE MY GODLY SKILLS AT PYTHON AND CHANGE IT AHAHHAHAAH
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what, foxytunes?
you mean its not for internet explorer. or whatever the fuck you use.
you mean its not for internet explorer. or whatever the fuck you use.
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Fuck...YOU!ahhhhhhhh FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU C"MON SING ALONG!
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FUCK MEAT SPIN!!!! NO MORE GAY PORN!!!! JESUS!!!!!
I JUST FINISHED WATCHING HENTAI TODAY!!!
I JUST FINISHED WATCHING HENTAI TODAY!!!
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We have a winner!
Jr the fact that you missed that twice depresses me immeasurably. I am going to go do maths now OH FUCK DINNER I FORGOT TO GET DINNER
Jr the fact that you missed that twice depresses me immeasurably. I am going to go do maths now OH FUCK DINNER I FORGOT TO GET DINNER
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u didnt make the aaatrigger as a ladder
and FUCK U AND UR UGLY HAPPY THING FUCKER DONT DO THAT
and FUCK U AND UR UGLY
HAPPY THING FUCKER DONT DO THAT
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Newark exists. It's like someone tried to build a city, but got bored halfway through and decided they were building a dirt factory instead.
Whenever I look at maps, I keep trying to find countries that aren't there anymore. Fuck this Myanmar shit, bring back Burma.
Whenever I look at maps, I keep trying to find countries that aren't there anymore. Fuck this Myanmar shit, bring back Burma.
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
sorry .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
Ya the protesters that came and got us out of school.WE had about 60-70% of our law enforcement and 60 counter-protesters there...guess how many protesters came to protest their deaths? 3
The 60 CP said fuck it when they found out and left.
sorry .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
Ya the protesters that came and got us out of school.WE had about 60-70% of our law enforcement and 60 counter-protesters there...guess how many protesters came to protest their deaths? 3
The 60 CP said fuck it when they found out and left.
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aaronjer said:
Havokk Edge said:
I watched the first 5 seconds of it.Thats all.I just don't give a shit about the rest of it or even want to take my time to load it.
You think THAT isn't a prime example of douchery? If you didn't watch it you don't need to TELL him you didn't watch it... just shut the fuck up.
Not that I have a problem with douchery, though. By all means, be as much like SRAW as you like. If awhippo can't ignore pointless bashing like everyone else (although he seems like he can) then he doesn't really belong here or on the internet at all.
Ya truly i try not to be an asshole to anyone unless your an asshole to me.Just think of me as The good side of Jigsaw and Jigsaw the evil side of me.
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Havokk Edge said:
I watched the first 5 seconds of it.Thats all.I just don't give a shit about the rest of it or even want to take my time to load it.
You think THAT isn't a prime example of douchery? If you didn't watch it you don't need to TELL him you didn't watch it... just shut the fuck up.
Not that I have a problem with douchery, though. By all means, be as much like SRAW as you like. If awhippo can't ignore pointless bashing like everyone else (although he seems like he can) then he doesn't really belong here or on the internet at all.
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melloyellow582 said:
haha okay lemme rephrase that. i dont think any of them are extremely good looking as havokk would make it seem.
they certainly arnt ugly.
they certainly arnt ugly.
Youd still fuck'em.
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O.o fuck!!!!!!!!!!
*slams the gate closed*
*slams the gate closed*
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window can break
func_breakable
render mode texture
fx amount 255-0
255 opaque and 0 invisible
ladder
see the superjers tutorial
black sky
something wrong with ur targa files in ur env/gfx directory(or the sky thingy :()
/fisken
FUCK U NEVER SIGN OFF UR NAME U GAY!!!
func_breakable
render mode texture
fx amount 255-0
255 opaque and 0 invisible
ladder
see the superjers tutorial
black sky
something wrong with ur targa files in ur env/gfx directory(or the sky thingy :()
/fisken
FUCK U NEVER SIGN OFF UR NAME U GAY!!!
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so i cant get out.....and have a life...so FUCK OFF!
stop your ruining the game and it was getting good. CONTINUE!
stop your ruining the game and it was getting good. CONTINUE!
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Fuck you coffee's good
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^fuck head
go to hell
go to hell
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What in the DOG FUCK are we reading here!
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#1
It's a coal mining thing is Germany. The "saw" thingy is 28 buckets that rotate and collect 2 tons of ore every scoop. That's the fuck.
#4
Actually, BOTH the doors are fire doors. So in case of fire you'll probably be fine, depending on the severity of the fire.
#5
#6
again.
It's a coal mining thing is Germany. The "saw" thingy is 28 buckets that rotate and collect 2 tons of ore every scoop. That's the fuck.
#4
Actually, BOTH the doors are fire doors. So in case of fire you'll probably be fine, depending on the severity of the fire.
#5
#6
again.
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havokk
i want to punch the fuck shit out of him and his annoying avatar!A
i want to punch the fuck shit out of him and his annoying avatar!A
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Oh fuck off, they've edited yours too. Now it doesn't make sense!
Right, I think you said integral first and I said derivative because derivatives are rates of change (loosely speaking). But now someone's pissed around so it makes not much sense.
No - they only switched around what I said. For some reason. Maybe. It's worse than Airstrip One in Oceania around here...
Right, I think you said integral first and I said derivative because derivatives are rates of change (loosely speaking). But now someone's pissed around so it makes not much sense.
No - they only switched around what I said. For some reason. Maybe. It's worse than Airstrip One in Oceania around here...
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Fuck, another one. Ah well.
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I know! Shut up! I didn't have time! Fuck you!
Much to Havokk's dismay, I put clothes on her.
Does that shading look normal? Am I doing anything wrong that I'm not noticing?
Much to Havokk's dismay, I put clothes on her.
Does that shading look normal? Am I doing anything wrong that I'm not noticing?
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I've come back to tell you to get the fuck out.
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So why the fvck did you post it?
Fuck.
Fuck.
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No worries Aaronjer..the "Pro" is here!
I think her ass looks "Fine"Though her feet dose seem a little awkward.The Hair looks ok too besides the fact it kinda looks like she has frizz..though realistically if your holding a naked girl captured I'm sure shed have frizzed hair.
The Dress looks perfect.I notice alot of cleavage for her being a princess though.Ya i know thats coming from me.I think it'd be cool to give her hard nipples in the dress though.
Though i like Edan's edited pink pussy hair i believe aaronjer wins for the facial expression and new words.Least you guys could do is make it sound like me though.
I have a good feeling about this game.I do wonder if you are ganna add any of the members of SJ.com in it? that'd be cool.I'm not trying to say do a scene with me trying to take zelda away and fuck her at my castle or a fight scene between us all...but that'd be cool XD
I think her ass looks "Fine"Though her feet dose seem a little awkward.The Hair looks ok too besides the fact it kinda looks like she has frizz..though realistically if your holding a naked girl captured I'm sure shed have frizzed hair.
The Dress looks perfect.I notice alot of cleavage for her being a princess though.Ya i know thats coming from me.I think it'd be cool to give her hard nipples in the dress though.
Though i like Edan's edited pink pussy hair i believe aaronjer wins for the facial expression and new words.Least you guys could do is make it sound like me though.
I have a good feeling about this game.I do wonder if you are ganna add any of the members of SJ.com in it? that'd be cool.I'm not trying to say do a scene with me trying to take zelda away and fuck her at my castle or a fight scene between us all...but that'd be cool XD
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aaronjer said:
fucking with the database.
give me a minute, ill fuck it real hard for you
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Your signature isn't saved on the post so will have been updated everywhere. It is a much better size because it no longer destroys the page layout. Also, Dean, I think he means "get the fuck off".
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FUCK!! I know this, it's just that I'm used to having an apostrophe when talking about possession. But I know the S in 'its' has no apostrophe just like in 'his' or 'hers'.
On my last English exam I got 99 because of that mistake.
Fucking shit.
On my last English exam I got 99 because of that mistake.
Fucking shit.
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help lists all the commands available. There's not a whole lot of fun stuff you can do with Windows... this is why bash wins. The command sudo rm -Rf recursively deletes every file and folder on the computer it is operated upon. Another funny one is cding to the source tree for the Linux kernel then doing cat *.c | grep fuck to see how often the word 'fuck' is used in the Linux sources (it has grown massively over the past couple of years, there are people who check these kinds of things).
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SRAW said:
Sloth... FUCK ME HONEY!! Rawr..
SRAW.... Extend your words..
think im moving?
Right now im sitting on office chair,
And in about 2 minutes i am going to, poop.
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Klo org Indo, met knal.
My Claw is rusty, i wan't to fuck.
My Claw is rusty, i wan't to fuck.
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Did we start up you guys THAT much?Damn....Were the fuck is jigs?He hasn't called me in weeks.
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I'm happy for you. Are they supporting your arch or your ankles or whatever the fuck you needed pretty well? And... at a fair? The sell superfeet at fairs?
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fuck you too.
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SRAW said:
fuck mello deleting all of these monster trucks
You know he does it to annoy people. That's what SuperJer admins are for.
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kinda sad...
fuck mello deleting all of these monster trucks
fuck mello deleting all of these monster trucks
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cursed said:
THE TXT FILE DOESNT RUN AS ITS WRITTEN IN STEP 7 ... I'VE WRITTEN THE SAME NAME FOR THE .MAP FILE ... I ALSO WROTE THE RIGHT DESTINATION OF CSTRIKE BUT IT DOESNT RUN ... I ALSO TRIED CHANGING THE "MAPNAME" IN THE "CODE IN STEP 7 FOR TXT FILE" TO "THE MAPNAME" BUT STILL IT DOESNT WORK ... WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE WRONG ?
I think it's because your caps lock key is broken.
Really it's not, Windows is case insensitive.
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THE TXT FILE DOESNT RUN AS ITS WRITTEN IN STEP 7 ... I'VE WRITTEN THE SAME NAME FOR THE .MAP FILE ... I ALSO WROTE THE RIGHT DESTINATION OF CSTRIKE BUT IT DOESNT RUN ... I ALSO TRIED CHANGING THE "MAPNAME" IN THE "CODE IN STEP 7 FOR TXT FILE" TO "THE MAPNAME" BUT STILL IT DOESNT WORK ... WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE WRONG ?
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hey dont doubt me ***trys to take SRAW's mind*** FUCK i can't do it...
o well Havvoks is better to control than SRAW's
probably cause he hasn't grown a pair....
(no homo)(you know just incase)
o well Havvoks is better to control than SRAW's
probably cause he hasn't grown a pair....
(no homo)(you know just incase)
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This is brilliant. To cut a fairly long story short my computer (running XP) has once again managed to delete the drivers for the Belkin wireless dongle we have. I mean, how the fuck? I even did System Restore to the 27th, this is before I installed the new graphics card and its software (this is the most major change to have happened in recent times; TF2 looks sexy now, I'm pretty damn happy) yet it still complains despite undeleting everything I spent the last half-hour patiently deleting (specifically several unused programs and some folders on C:\. You know the ones it leaves lying around after it updates? The ones with the silly 32-character-string names? I had to boot into safe mode go on the admin account and change the owner, then delete them.) Of course after all this nonsense with the WiFi it is all installed again and the relevant folders are back! Excellent!
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FUCK YOU BITCH YOU COPIED MY SITE GO TO HELL!!!!! LET ME AT EM!!!!!
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begginer said:
ahhh fuck edan
Can do ;)
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ahhh fuck edan
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Havokk Edge said:
eDan Co. said:
Jesus Fuck!
oooooooooooo
Rock ME! Seeeexy Jeeesus!
lmao sorry.Had to get that movie out to you somehow.
your supose to say Rock Me three times
-->Rock ME Rock Me Rock Me SEXY JESUS!!!!!
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eDan Co. said:
Jesus Fuck!
oooooooooooo
Rock ME! Seeeexy Jeeesus!
lmao sorry.Had to get that movie out to you somehow.
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That's what SRAW said 5 years ago! Jesus Fuck!
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FUCK
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kaka said:
Wtf? I've just read the whole topic and reply's and it has gone to some guy hacking into the system, into getting some damn badges on a website, to some numbers and theories I have no clue about, into some random spamming,and then to some guys signiture??
1. Who the fuck are you!?How do you have 40 posts?
2. ...What?
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UberJer said:
I have to say I prefer the PS3 over the Xbox.
I don't care what G4 says, that's their opinion, this is my opinion, and if you'll notice the conversation underneath the video is leaning towards PS3 favoritism anyway. Now fuck off.
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aaronjer said:
Steel is an alloy you douche.
Beat me to it. But id'a called him an ignorant cunt. EITHER WAY.
Gold is valuable because society dictates it to be so, and yes because it's rare. Same reason why the paper in your mommy's purse caries value. We could have just been like "Yeah it's rare but no one cares and we don't like it so fuck off." but we as a culture enjoy shiny things and huzzah, there's your value.
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melloyellow582 said:
fuck you all
o yea? fuck YOU!!!!
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Down Rodeo said:
melloyellow582 said:
fuck you all
Ok, Mello wins.
Ya you cant really beat that
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melloyellow582 said:
fuck you all
Ok, Mello wins.
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fuck you all
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the_cloud_system said:
............ is it fuck
Did you waste a question?
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............ is it fuck
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Jigsaw don't you?Don't you know?Who the fuck we truly are?
Don't you remember our past?Why we are the same...
We are only two men...two letters...and we give two words.
we are...
One team
Learn our History.Remember our past, and lets Reunite!
I just wonder...Are you ready?
Don't you remember our past?Why we are the same...
We are only two men...two letters...and we give two words.
we are...
One team
Learn our History.Remember our past, and lets Reunite!
I just wonder...Are you ready?
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WOW ..FUCK YOU ...IM TIRED AND NOW IM GOING TO BED
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EMO_with_AWP said:
what brush entity is it to make a brush able to shoot through/throw nades thruogh but not walk through...
for example for like a railing or a cage with holes in it..
like the bridge on aztec... railing on inferno.. many other maps with railings..
damn how the fuck do i explain this?
if u know what im talkin about answer
also does game_text only show for the person who triggers it or everybody in the server?
for example for like a railing or a cage with holes in it..
like the bridge on aztec... railing on inferno.. many other maps with railings..
damn how the fuck do i explain this?
if u know what im talkin about answer
also does game_text only show for the person who triggers it or everybody in the server?
A wall with holes in it?
I believe it only goes to the person who triggers it unless you set it to something for everyone.
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what brush entity is it to make a brush able to shoot through/throw nades thruogh but not walk through...
for example for like a railing or a cage with holes in it..
like the bridge on aztec... railing on inferno.. many other maps with railings..
damn how the fuck do i explain this?
if u know what im talkin about answer
also does game_text only show for the person who triggers it or everybody in the server?
for example for like a railing or a cage with holes in it..
like the bridge on aztec... railing on inferno.. many other maps with railings..
damn how the fuck do i explain this?
if u know what im talkin about answer
also does game_text only show for the person who triggers it or everybody in the server?
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i had this problem 2 days ago but i kept making new maps i thought it was how i made the map but no. ok btw my maps name is "start" its stupid
i dont know where to keep the hlvis.exe and the other 3.
also
the .bat i put
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures start
hlbsp start
hlvis start
hlrad start
copy mapname.bsp "C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\my account name\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Program Files\Steam.ext" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map start
then i click on it
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures start
Error: Error opening start.map: No such file or directory
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp start
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file start.log for the cause.
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis start
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file start.log for the cause.
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad start
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file start.log for the cause.
----- END hlrad -----
so where the fuck am i puting the map
the .exe*
and puting the map "start" in
ok btw my maps name is "start" its stupid
i dont know where to keep the hlvis.exe and the other 3.
also
the .bat i put
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures start
hlbsp start
hlvis start
hlrad start
copy mapname.bsp "C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\my account name\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Program Files\Steam.ext" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map start
then i click on it
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures start
Error: Error opening start.map: No such file or directory
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp start
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file start.log for the cause.
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis start
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file start.log for the cause.
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad start
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file start.log for the cause.
----- END hlrad -----
so where the fuck am i puting the map
the .exe*
and puting the map "start" in
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.James walked up to the counter and saw a corpse on top the counter.James looked at the candy below him and pulled up a bag of skittles of which blood dripped from its edges."You ganna buy those?" a voice said.James looked up quickly and was amazed to see the bloody corpse was standing and talking.He never noticed it get off the counter.His heart was thumping back and forth.The corpse started picking blood out of his nose and only gave a bloody stare.which James realized he had no eyes."Sure..?"In question James said.The corpse started punching numbers in on the register and looked at James and said."That will be a Life sentence.....IN HELL!"Not phased at all by the corpses words James pulles out his wallet and askes it "How much did you say it was again?"
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.The car died immediately and he said fuck it and started walking home. On his walk, he found that damn cat again! He went chasing after the cat with a shotgun.
He chases it down an alley with all his focus on the cat. suddenly the cat hops a fence. Not noticing James runs right into it. Unfortunatlly it was a barbed wire fence. So he sat there cut to shreds bleeding uncontrollably.and next he knows he blacks out.Later on he wakes up in a hospital. He looks around but its desserted so he has no idea how he got there or how he got all patched up. After awhile of deep thinking James saw a shadow past by. James yells "Who is there?!?!" but is left with no answer. Then James gets out of his bed and attempts to follow the shadow.
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.The car died immediately and he said fuck it and started walking home. On his walk, he found that damn cat again! He went chasing after the cat with a shotgun.
He chases it down an alley with all his focus on the cat. suddenly the cat hops a fence. Not noticing James runs right into it. Unfortunatlly it was a barbed wire fence. So he sat there cut to shreds bleeding uncontrollably.and next he knows he blacks out.Later on he wakes up in a hospital. He looks around but its desserted so he has no idea how he got there or how he got all patched up. After awhile of deep thinking James saw a shadow past by. James yells "Who is there?!?!" but is left with no answer. Then James gets out of his bed and attempts to follow the shadow.
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FUCK THAT! you kno wut i am saying
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.James walked up to the counter and saw a corpse on top the counter.James looked at the candy below him and pulled up a bag of skittles of which blood dripped from its edges."You ganna buy those?" a voice said.James looked up quickly and was amazed to see the bloody corpse was standing and talking.He never noticed it get off the counter.His heart was thumping back and forth.The corpse started picking blood out of his nose and only gave a bloody stare.which James realized he had no eyes."Sure..?"In question James said.The corpse started punching numbers in on the register and looked at James and said."That will be a Life sentence.....IN HELL!"Not phased at all by the corpses words James pulles out his wallet and askes it "How much did you say it was again?"
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.The car died immediately and he said fuck it and started walking home. On his walk, he found that damn cat again! He went chasing after the cat with a shotgun.
He chases it down an alley with all his focus on the cat. suddenly the cat hops a fence. Not noticing James runs right into it. Unfortunatlly it was a barbed wire fence. So he sat there cut to shreds bleeding uncontrollably.and next he knows he blacks out.Later on he wakes up in a hospital. He looks around but its desserted so he has no idea how he got there or how he got all patched up.
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.The car died immediately and he said fuck it and started walking home. On his walk, he found that damn cat again! He went chasing after the cat with a shotgun.
He chases it down an alley with all his focus on the cat. suddenly the cat hops a fence. Not noticing James runs right into it. Unfortunatlly it was a barbed wire fence. So he sat there cut to shreds bleeding uncontrollably.and next he knows he blacks out.Later on he wakes up in a hospital. He looks around but its desserted so he has no idea how he got there or how he got all patched up.
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.James walked up to the counter and saw a corpse on top the counter.James looked at the candy below him and pulled up a bag of skittles of which blood dripped from its edges."You ganna buy those?" a voice said.James looked up quickly and was amazed to see the bloody corpse was standing and talking.He never noticed it get off the counter.His heart was thumping back and forth.The corpse started picking blood out of his nose and only gave a bloody stare.which James realized he had no eyes."Sure..?"In question James said.The corpse started punching numbers in on the register and looked at James and said."That will be a Life sentence.....IN HELL!"Not phased at all by the corpses words James pulles out his wallet and askes it "How much did you say it was again?"
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.The car died immediately and he said fuck it and started walking home. On his walk, he found that damn cat again! He went chasing after the cat with a shotgun.
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Does that answer your question?
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Does that answer your question?
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One day James was driving home from work. He stopped at the gas station to get gas. He noticed that it was rather quiet out, and there seemed to be a noticable absense of people. Oblivious, he continued on to the store, peering inside, then stumbling back in horror. The entire kiosk was covered in blood, and little bits and pieces of flesh.James walked up to the counter and saw a corpse on top the counter.James looked at the candy below him and pulled up a bag of skittles of which blood dripped from its edges."You ganna buy those?" a voice said.James looked up quickly and was amazed to see the bloody corpse was standing and talking.He never noticed it get off the counter.His heart was thumping back and forth.The corpse started picking blood out of his nose and only gave a bloody stare.which James realized he had no eyes."Sure..?"In question James said.The corpse started punching numbers in on the register and looked at James and said."That will be a Life sentence.....IN HELL!"Not phased at all by the corpses words James pulles out his wallet and askes it "How much did you say it was again?"
Stunned by response the corpse was speechless.So with no answer James shrugs his shoulders and leaves a couple of bucks on the counter for the candy and 20$ for the gas.Then started for his car.The car died immediately and he said fuck it and started walking home. On his walk, he found that damn cat again! He went chasing after the cat with a shotgun.
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yay i saw a couple of your vids .. not bad
btw its easy to ignore sraw hes just an annoying 12 year old besides the word "fuck" and mapping he doesn't know much
ohh and am i hallucinating or did i just see superjer post ??
btw its easy to ignore sraw hes just an annoying 12 year old
besides the word "fuck" and mapping he doesn't know much
ohh and am i hallucinating or did i just see superjer post ??
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SRAW said:
aaron hippo
not whippo its hippo
not whippo its hippo
you can go fuck your self bitch
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what the fuck dose that have anything to do with...anything!?
Ya i know what your ganna say: welcome to Superjer.com!
Ya i know what your ganna say: welcome to Superjer.com!
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It's aaronjer
For FUCK'S sake.
For FUCK'S sake.
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FUCK YOU!!!
EDIT: DAMN I was really looking forward to a medal you lil fucker (mello)
EDIT: DAMN I was really looking forward to a medal you lil fucker (mello)
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smellymelly said:
Hi all I'm Havokk
what the fuck....EDAN YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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in func_water see flags
then check on 'toggle'
but u have 2 trigger it
edit: who gives a fuck that ur 13?
im 12
further edit: hey ur jakarta, been to malaysia?
then check on 'toggle'
but u have 2 trigger it
edit: who gives a fuck that ur 13?
im 12
further edit: hey ur jakarta, been to malaysia?
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eDan Co. said:
melloyellow582 said:
yeah i changed it to 556677 i think. feel free anyone to fuck with the account.
Why would you write that??? He can still see it without logging on!! Now he's back!
Yeah Im back. Hooray for FakeJer!
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melloyellow582 said:
yeah i changed it to 556677 i think. feel free anyone to fuck with the account.
Why would you write that??? He can still see it without logging on!! Now he's back!
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We are losing people.edans not on like hes suppose to be.Begginer left..fakerjer is on our asses.sticks is raising hell.people getting random medals.more and more mappers is coming at us.
we've fallen so deep, Satan is fucking us over...
We need to advertise.we need more members.(Active ones)
I know in the past we said we don't want this place famous.full of people.But i don't want to be left alone with sticks.
Make more flashes.more comics.Get something to bring people in.
We are falling.Do something and even maybe...just maybe make money off of it.i dunno.I would.But im too much of a dumbass to do anything/The best i could do is tell ppl to join.
aaronjer you comedic bastard.Do something for good.I know you have something in your mind thats just about to burst.
Mellow..stfu...
superjer..you have failed us....
....
oh who the fuck am i kidding..
I just know the first reply is ganna be: No.
we've fallen so deep, Satan is fucking us over...
We need to advertise.we need more members.(Active ones)
I know in the past we said we don't want this place famous.full of people.But i don't want to be left alone with sticks.
Make more flashes.more comics.Get something to bring people in.
We are falling.Do something and even maybe...just maybe make money off of it.i dunno.I would.But im too much of a dumbass to do anything/The best i could do is tell ppl to join.
aaronjer you comedic bastard.Do something for good.I know you have something in your mind thats just about to burst.
Mellow..stfu...
superjer..you have failed us....
....
oh who the fuck am i kidding..
I just know the first reply is ganna be: No.
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yeah i changed it to 556677 i think. feel free anyone to fuck with the account.
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laker said:
I need to show this led finger light with a white background. But the light needs to be on and show a little color on that white background. If I just use a brush and white out some area around the light hitting the table then it does not look very good. I want to make a great looking photo to put on the front of this website. I would appreciate any help at all. There is a photo now on the front of this website www.lducompany.com of the finger light but they want me to change it to have a white back ground but show the color light. Thank you.
1.Fixed
2.What are you doing?You just start off with a led finger.(whatever the fuck that is)
Please What are you Requesting?Is this Photoshop or what!?What photo are you trying to fix or do?
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it kinda reads fuck
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Oh fuck. I said 'BSP' because of all the mapping questions.
I meant 'BMP'.
I meant 'BMP'.
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If the video or animation or whatever the fuck it is is already done I can host it here. If I don't TOTALLY hate it. It would have to be seriously bad for me to not host it here though. You can send me an email if you so desire. If you can't guess what my address is then you're an idiot.
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AWW FUCK THIS I CANT POST ANY IMAGES!!!!
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fuck you.
im about to change your password.
im about to change your password.
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Why the fuck is this in the Requests section?
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WERE THE FUCK IS SUPERJER!???Bangin erica i bet!
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PLZ Get him the fuck out this is another thing we are supose to be able to have privacy from retard like him in here so PLZ get rid of him this is OUR SECTION note: DUMBASS SECTION not ANNOYING SECTION
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ill track your ip adress and fuck you up.
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My mom has a pussy.My dads dick is in it.But she has no dick.
I think you've seen your moms dick too much
Now get the fuck out of my office!
I think you've seen your moms dick too much
Now get the fuck out of my office!
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mrsticks said:
Havokk Edge said:
mrsticks said:
Havokk Edge said:
stick likes to suck deformed cocks.
I fuck guys in the ass with a deformed cock.
Your a sick bastard.
no, im a dumbass.
We already know that!
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no. i will not gtfo.
go fuck your mothers cock you god damn asshole beaner.
go fuck your mothers cock you god damn asshole beaner.
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Havokk Edge said:
mrsticks said:
Havokk Edge said:
stick likes to suck deformed cocks.
I fuck guys in the ass with a deformed cock.
Your a sick bastard.
no, im a badass.
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mrsticks said:
Havokk Edge said:
stick likes to suck deformed cocks.
I fuck guys in the ass with a deformed cock.
Your a sick bastard.
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NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!
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Havokk Edge said:
I like deformed cocks.
I fuck in the ass.
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yea San Andreas sead fuck way to much i chus but dam who the fuck sead fuck shit and dam 10 times in a 12 word sentences.
I MEAN
FUCK
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Yeah, Edan barely survived the holocaust. You're dredging up terrors unimaginable... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! HOW COULD HE REMEMBER THAT? HE WASN'T THERE!
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eDan Co. said:
Fuck you! The word I is much fucking better. Why do you guys keep ignoring the most symmetrical word???
I agree with you.
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dark said:
The image above should be that one: Your Dirty Mind
1st, who are you?
2nd, what the fuck does "should be" mean?! You just posted what I did!
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I saw that too... What the fuck is that picture?
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Fuck you! The word I is much fucking better. Why do you guys keep ignoring the most symmetrical word???
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FUCK he found it!
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mrsticks said:
ok,
1. idk much about making maps.
hope this was helpful!! :))
1. idk much about making maps.
hope this was helpful!! :))
1.My job is to fuck with these guyz
2.At least I try to help
3.I hate you
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Meh, I'd fuck her too, you cant blame superjer.
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aaronjer said:
Whores are never hot. If they were hot they'd be models, not whores. Pays better and causes less STDs.
Also, you implied that it's okay to say you want to fuck your own mom or sister. This says bad things about you.
Anyway, here's my list:
My sister.
SuperJer's sister.
Johnny Depp.
Any girl who can beat me in Smash Bros.
A female version of myself.
Also, you implied that it's okay to say you want to fuck your own mom or sister. This says bad things about you.
Anyway, here's my list:
My sister.
SuperJer's sister.
Johnny Depp.
Any girl who can beat me in Smash Bros.
A female version of myself.
You'll bang your sister but not your cousin?
Also Superjers sister IS your sister.
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Who's Vagina is it anyway? (Sounds like a nice game show)
Scary Vagina 4
Everybody Loves Vagina
Vagina Man 2: Silent Fuck
Scary Vagina 4
Everybody Loves Vagina
Vagina Man 2: Silent Fuck
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Whores are never hot. If they were hot they'd be models, not whores. Pays better and causes less STDs.
Also, you implied that it's okay to say you want to fuck your own mom or sister. This says bad things about you.
Anyway, here's my list:
My sister.
SuperJer's sister.
Johnny Depp.
Any girl who can beat me in Smash Bros.
A female version of myself.
Also, you implied that it's okay to say you want to fuck your own mom or sister. This says bad things about you.
Anyway, here's my list:
My sister.
SuperJer's sister.
Johnny Depp.
Any girl who can beat me in Smash Bros.
A female version of myself.
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Id fuck YOU up the ass
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1. fuck off
2. its summer, the snowman melted
2. its summer, the snowman melted
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Name all the girls you know you would fuck.If you want who you would not fuck.
This goes for anybody and anything.Please no Moms and sisters of other members.
This also goes for Anime-Celebes's.Anyone(Anime counts as Game babes too)
Anime:
Rikku
Tifa
Aerith
Yuffie
Yuna
Rinoa
Trish
Lady
Celeb:
Jessica Alba
Jessica Simpson
Candice Michelle
Angelina Jolie
Theres alot more.I just don't know their names.Or remember them.
This goes for anybody and anything.Please no Moms and sisters of other members.
This also goes for Anime-Celebes's.Anyone(Anime counts as Game babes too)
Anime:
Rikku
Tifa
Aerith
Yuffie
Yuna
Rinoa
Trish
Lady
Celeb:
Jessica Alba
Jessica Simpson
Candice Michelle
Angelina Jolie
Theres alot more.I just don't know their names.Or remember them.
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Fuck on a first Date
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Havokk Edge said:
Vagina fantasy/Final Vagina
Vagina may cry
Metal Gear Fuck 3:Vagina Eater
Guitar Vagina 3:Legends of Sex.
Halo 3:Finish the Vagina!
Dark Vagina:Dicks and Cocks Cuming
Vagina:Total Sex
Sonic the Vagina
Final fantasy VII: Vagina Children
Vagina Rising
Zone of the Vagina
System of a Vagina
Rise of the Vagina
Three Vagina's grace
Vagina Sevenfold
Vagina MAYHEM
Indian Vagina
Super Vagina
Marvel: Ultimate Vagina
Vagina may cry
Metal Gear Fuck 3:Vagina Eater
Guitar Vagina 3:Legends of Sex.
Halo 3:Finish the Vagina!
Dark Vagina:Dicks and Cocks Cuming
Vagina:Total Sex
Sonic the Vagina
Final fantasy VII: Vagina Children
Vagina Rising
Zone of the Vagina
System of a Vagina
Rise of the Vagina
Three Vagina's grace
Vagina Sevenfold
Vagina MAYHEM
Indian Vagina
Super Vagina
Marvel: Ultimate Vagina
I pissed myself.
If i could give points *AHEM AARONJER*.......
id give u 50 for originality
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Vagina fantasy/Final Vagina
Vagina may cry
Metal Gear Fuck 3:Vagina Eater
Saints Vagina
Age of Vagina
Black Vagina Down!
Guitar Vagina 3:Legends of Sex.
Halo 3:Finish the Vagina!
Mega Vagina X5
Vagina of Heaven
Vvaginajer ( ^^ )
Dark Vagina:Dicks and Cocks Cuming
Vagina:Total Sex
Star Trek: VaginaPrise (if thats how you spell it)
Sonic the Vagina
Final fantasy VII: Vagina Children
Vagina Rising
Zone of the Vagina
System of a Vagina
Rise of the Vagina
Three Vagina's grace
Vagina Sevenfold
Vagina MAYHEM
Indian Vagina
Super Vagina
Marvel: Ultimate Vagina
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Age of Farts
Stinky:Total Farts
Grand Fart auto
Call of Farts:4 Stinky Warfare
Final Fart/Fart Fantasy
Devil May Fart
Vagina may cry
Metal Gear Fuck 3:Vagina Eater
Saints Vagina
Age of Vagina
Black Vagina Down!
Guitar Vagina 3:Legends of Sex.
Halo 3:Finish the Vagina!
Mega Vagina X5
Vagina of Heaven
Vvaginajer ( ^^ )
Dark Vagina:Dicks and Cocks Cuming
Vagina:Total Sex
Star Trek: VaginaPrise (if thats how you spell it)
Sonic the Vagina
Final fantasy VII: Vagina Children
Vagina Rising
Zone of the Vagina
System of a Vagina
Rise of the Vagina
Three Vagina's grace
Vagina Sevenfold
Vagina MAYHEM
Indian Vagina
Super Vagina
Marvel: Ultimate Vagina
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Age of Farts
Stinky:Total Farts
Grand Fart auto
Call of Farts:4 Stinky Warfare
Final Fart/Fart Fantasy
Devil May Fart
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UhOhItsMe said:
fuck hits hard to see but i found it after a while... OOPS! back to subject...
i found all the words
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fuck hits hard to see but i found it after a while... OOPS! back to subject...
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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Ok seriously, what the fuck is this "Bleach" thing I keep reading and hearing about from all over the place. Wtf is it.
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Fuck is more of a poetic expression, rather than anything else. A hateful one, but poetic.
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well wish i got your help earlier cause it cost me all day but started my own map and got an error entity outside of world fuck me
but started my own map and got an error entity outside of world fuck me
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SRAW said:
yeah...
im 12 and i can script for CS
so dont be a noob angus
im 12 and i can script for CS
so dont be a noob angus
Just cuz you waisted you child life studying Cs doesn't mean you can be an asshole to everyone that wanting to learn now.Your lucky im not one of these guyz or id fuck you over so bad.
I'm only asshole to assholes.Unless your Aaronjer.But i still don't fear him.Id talk back to him anyways.
Anyways everyone wuz a noob ounce and i know you asked for help a few times.So pay back bitch!
Truck
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took fuck with his place gimme something i know damn it!
Truck
User
Nowadays it'd be "What eh fuck are yoo lookin' at ya rocket?" and many of them would have a hard time describing what a horse looks like.
It's crazy, there are so many kids with no future because their dad's walked out and their mother is on methadone.
Somewhat fortunately I am not a highlander, I'm a sort-of-in-the-middler.
It's crazy, there are so many kids with no future because their dad's walked out and their mother is on methadone.
Somewhat fortunately I am not a highlander, I'm a sort-of-in-the-middler.
User
A game that says fuck way too much.
Grand theft auto:San Andreas.
It dose say it alot but i truly think enough fuck is enough fuck.
Grand theft auto:San Andreas.
It dose say it alot but i truly think enough fuck is enough fuck.
User
True, fuck-sayingness is a hint that a movie could be good. Not necessarily though. Was there alot of fuck in The Godfather? I don't think so, but maybe the word fuck hadn't been invented in the twenties in America.
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Are you proposing the hypothesis that liberal use of the word 'fuck' makes a movie great?
User
I haven't seen it in English language, but I don't think I remember much situations the word "fuck" could be involved in the translation.
They say fuck alot in Casino, Pulp Fiction and The Big Lebowsky. Three brilliant movies, if you ask me.
They say fuck alot in Casino, Pulp Fiction and The Big Lebowsky. Three brilliant movies, if you ask me.
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molkman said:
Yea, Fight Club is a good movie. The last scene was really cool. Do they say "fuck" much, in the movie?
All the fuckin' time.
In fact, maybe not too much. I dunno.
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eDan Co. said:
I know what you're feeling. Take your anger out on planks of wood with a sledge hammer... that's honestly what I do. It makes me feel so good, you have no idea.
Fuck that man ive been takin it out on the walls with my fists but man my knuckles feel like they are broken or something
User
Yea, Fight Club is a good movie. The last scene was really cool. Do they say "fuck" much, in the movie?
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You don't say fuck to much, you revive too many topics. Please say more fuck often instead.
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DJchul3l3y said:
I miss you on mobRO, we have avg 10 players now!
Its a cool game... but how the fuck did you make that banner :O
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where the fuck is edanco? is it a town
and maryland is for gays like edan
and maryland is for gays like edan
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FUCK brad2000 and mrsticks for coming back
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mr st!cks is ruining our reputation, our good name, y the fuck did he have 2 return after years of not posting??????
mr st!cks is ruining our reputation, our good name, y the fuck did he have 2 return after years of not posting??????
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Shut the fuck up. I wish I could hit you.
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what the fuck is a Entity?
and a Brush?
please give me a really really detailed explanation...
and a Brush?
please give me a really really detailed explanation...
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http://www.superjer.com/forum/!search.php?q=fuck
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Lol, superjer, your awesome.
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Lol, superjer, your awesome.
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this is gettin fuckin pointless,
EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP,
END OF FIRETRUCK!
EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP,
END OF FIRETRUCK!
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Note none of you people stuff been abused.*Looks at self and jigsaw.and mrsticks.*......fuck him....*looks at SRAW*...fuck him..........
*looks at aaronjer*........Plan??Do you want me to go crazy again?
*looks at aaronjer*........Plan??Do you want me to go crazy again?
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FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEVEL 26!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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No ones ganna say it so i will.You are being an asshole.You are totally abusing your powers as an admin.Your worse than aaronjer!I want to change my name..but im afraid you'd fuck it up.
Note: This has nothin to do with the trucks.
Note: This has nothin to do with the trucks.
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fuck you're back...
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shut the fuck up
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well i was thinking he is looking in his point entity list .
it goes from env_ to game_
but i have no func_
if it goes from env to game then he is looking in his point entity list right ?
so i thought he was looking in the wrong spot , so even if he had installed expert.fgd he wouldn't have found it . but maybe im wrong , lol i don't really know im still a noob at this . im just trying to help , begginer always says to give as mutch info to newbies as you can and really precise instructions to make shure the don't fuck something up .
Jacob said:
it goes from env_ to game_
but i have no func_
if it goes from env to game then he is looking in his point entity list right ?
so i thought he was looking in the wrong spot , so even if he had installed expert.fgd he wouldn't have found it . but maybe im wrong , lol i don't really know im still a noob at this . im just trying to help , begginer always says to give as mutch info to newbies as you can and really precise instructions to make shure the don't fuck something up .
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can i delete this truck without anybody being mad at me?
fuck it, i dont care.
fuck it, i dont care.
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LET GO!
How far will a far side take me
How far can I go can I go
Gotta be what the nightmare made me
Gotta be gotta be what I see
Jump clear of the falling parts from me
How far will they go will they go
Can't give what you want from me baby
Just let it go
Breaking me down break me down sweet sugar
Breaking me down break me down
Breaking me down to the ground sweet baby
Breaking me down to the ground
Too much is made of what's in me
Not enough about how I strive
Keep an eye on your world it's cheating
Keep an eye keep an eye on me
Deep inside there's a little place for me
A little place for me
Can't give what you want from me baby
Just leave it be
Breaking me down break me down sweet sugar
Breaking me down break me down
Breaking me down to the ground sweet baby
Breaking me down to the ground
Sweet razor wound
Deep down slice my groove
Sweet razor wound
Deep down C'mon and slice it
How far did the far side take me
How far did I go did I go
Had to be what the nightmare made me
Fuck,..Just had to be
Jump clear of the falling parts from me
How far did they go did they go
Can't give what you want from me baby
Hell,..Just let it go
Breaking me down break me down sweet sugar
Breaking me down break me down
Breaking me down to the ground sweet baby
Breaking me down to the ground
Breaking me down break me down (sweet baby)
Breaking me down break me down (sweet sugar)
Breaking me down to the ground sweet baby
Breaking me down to the ground
How far will a far side take me
How far can I go can I go
Gotta be what the nightmare made me
Gotta be gotta be what I see
Jump clear of the falling parts from me
How far will they go will they go
Can't give what you want from me baby
Just let it go
Breaking me down break me down sweet sugar
Breaking me down break me down
Breaking me down to the ground sweet baby
Breaking me down to the ground
Too much is made of what's in me
Not enough about how I strive
Keep an eye on your world it's cheating
Keep an eye keep an eye on me
Deep inside there's a little place for me
A little place for me
Can't give what you want from me baby
Just leave it be
Breaking me down break me down sweet sugar
Breaking me down break me down
Breaking me down to the ground sweet baby
Breaking me down to the ground
Sweet razor wound
Deep down slice my groove
Sweet razor wound
Deep down C'mon and slice it
How far did the far side take me
How far did I go did I go
Had to be what the nightmare made me
Fuck,..Just had to be
Jump clear of the falling parts from me
How far did they go did they go
Can't give what you want from me baby
Hell,..Just let it go
Breaking me down break me down sweet sugar
Breaking me down break me down
Breaking me down to the ground sweet baby
Breaking me down to the ground
Breaking me down break me down (sweet baby)
Breaking me down break me down (sweet sugar)
Breaking me down to the ground sweet baby
Breaking me down to the ground
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SRAW said:
eDan Co. said:
1. His name is SuperJer.
2. It's OK to say Fuck. No censoring needed.
3. No McDiddy's 3.
4. We told you what's with the game.
5. Clauses 1-4 are why this truck will be deleted.
2. It's OK to say Fuck. No censoring needed.
3. No McDiddy's 3.
4. We told you what's with the game.
5. Clauses 1-4 are why this truck will be deleted.
1. His name is SuperJer
2. FUCK you
3. too bad
4. ya
5. Mello's on the prowl.
Fixed.
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eDan Co. said:
1. His name is SuperJer.
2. It's OK to say Fuck. No censoring needed.
3. No McDiddy's 3.
4. We told you what's with the game.
5. Clauses 1-4 are why this truck will be deleted.
2. It's OK to say Fuck. No censoring needed.
3. No McDiddy's 3.
4. We told you what's with the game.
5. Clauses 1-4 are why this truck will be deleted.
1. His name is Jeremy Wilson
2. FUCK EDAN
3. sad
4. ya
5. /??
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1. His name is SuperJer.
2. It's OK to say Fuck. No censoring needed.
3. No McDiddy's 3.
4. We told you what's with the game.
5. Clauses 1-4 are why this truck will be deleted.
2. It's OK to say Fuck. No censoring needed.
3. No McDiddy's 3.
4. We told you what's with the game.
5. Clauses 1-4 are why this truck will be deleted.
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SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
SRAW you suck.
FUCKHEAD
I like my title actually.Oh and Im at the other Havokks house.and we...will fuck you up.CRY HAVOKK!I know were you live.Shitcreek island.
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When i saw it i was like ........FUCK IT and went to do something else
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Ok, so basically you're trying to say...
ShUt ThE fUcK uP!!!!!!
You stupid rotting squid corpse.
ShUt ThE fUcK uP!!!!!!
You stupid rotting squid corpse.
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YA I t was like that for me to SO WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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OH FUCK NO! SRAW GET RID OF THE FUCKING AVATAR!
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I have a good way to insult people. It has to hit them by surprise.
It works like this: Any time someone suggests something, you say what he just said, but with the main idea of the suggestion replaced with "shut (the fuck) up" or "ugly".
Examples:
Annoying Person: "Do you wanna hang out in the mall?"
You: "Do you wanna SHUT THE FUCK UP!?"
Annoying Person: "Stop being so mean to me."
You: "Stop being so UGLY!"
When used properly, this technique can be lethal.
It works like this: Any time someone suggests something, you say what he just said, but with the main idea of the suggestion replaced with "shut (the fuck) up" or "ugly".
Examples:
Annoying Person: "Do you wanna hang out in the mall?"
You: "Do you wanna SHUT THE FUCK UP!?"
Annoying Person: "Stop being so mean to me."
You: "Stop being so UGLY!"
When used properly, this technique can be lethal.
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Sometimes wishes come true. If you fuck anything up, I'll kill you.
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I WOULD RATHER FUCK A DEAD ELEPHANT THAN BE NICE TO PEOPLE!!!!
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fuck you all.
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Havokk Edge said:
Give me a song that u like that ill like and Ill make a FFVII:AC Music Video of it!
either FUCK It or No Jesus Christ BY Seether
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how the fuck did you do that with your sig ?
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Fuck you stop editing our shit.
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can anyone here draw if you can rock on if you cant ......Oh well FUCK YOU for not having skills here is my contest to you get out a fucking peice of paper and a pencil draw something and post it here. and then i will see who here has the potential to be AN ARTIST.
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oh and pls DELETE that drrrr part , or at least put SPACES between it so it won't fuck up the page size
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jacksmoke234 = veteran
Down rodeo = fuck head
Homeslice = spammer
havokk edge = raper
begginer = good boy
mellowyellow582 = veteran no 2
cornjer = admin???
jrkookid = good boy
SRAW= RULEZ!
Down rodeo = fuck head
Homeslice = spammer
havokk edge = raper
begginer = good boy
mellowyellow582 = veteran no 2
cornjer = admin???
jrkookid = good boy
SRAW= RULEZ!
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1 where the fuck can you go "out" in de_dust ?? you mean like outside the map in the black void ? if the map connects directly to the black void then thats a leak , and the map won't work .
now if you are playing the map , and somehow ( do to server problems , scripts , cheat ) you get out of the maps space somehow , the thats not the maps fault ....
EDIT : ohh yeah !when you go in to spectator mode ( or die ) you can fly out of the map ... thats because you can pass trough blocks in that mode , so theres no problem ( was that what your talking about ??? )
now if you are playing the map , and somehow ( do to server problems , scripts , cheat ) you get out of the maps space somehow , the thats not the maps fault ....
EDIT : ohh yeah !when you go in to spectator mode ( or die ) you can fly out of the map ... thats because you can pass trough blocks in that mode , so theres no problem ( was that what your talking about ???
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aaronjer said:
SHUT UP. FUCK YOU. FUCK HEAD. That's your title now.
Congratulation's Down Rodeo for your first Achievement!
EDT: Only I can use the achievement bar!Cause I brought it here!But I'lll allow access to it to jigsaw cuz hes my bro.And the Admins.
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I told you all before, banning isn't implemented in an easy-to-use fashion! I no longer have a big red ban button to hover my finger over. I now have a banning database to search through. Fuck that. He can go ban himself.
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Why the fuck did the rocket man steal my avi? I mean, what the fuck?
Aaronjer, please ban him.
Aaronjer, please ban him.
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SHUT UP. FUCK YOU. FUCK HEAD. That's your title now.
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Fuck yEAH!
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how about you go take a walk and...... fuck yourself
your not gonna convince anyone with that attitude
your not gonna convince anyone with that attitude
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Fuck ya.Like i usem anyways
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Hey Biggins. What the fuck ever happened to you drawing a picture of that skeleton? Honestly. My disappointment grows exponentially with every passing day. It will reach critical 'sorrow' mass and cause the majority of the population of Earth to commit suicide if you don't do something.
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Fuck all that stupid shit ..check this out. http://green.yahoo.com/blog/ecogeek/66/air-car-ready-for-mass-production.html
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Careful there, Rodeo. You're dangerously close to telling that guy what he is and is not allowed to say. If using the fuck word makes him look like an idiot then let him do it. Down with censorship!
I KNOW you didn't actually tell him he couldn't say anything.
I KNOW you didn't actually tell him he couldn't say anything.
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ahh don't be so heartless Aaronjer ..
if he he'll make it then he won't fuck everything up ..
the first few days ...
if he he'll make it then he won't fuck everything up ..
the first few days ...
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Since I've now figured out how to fuck with the database, I've finally gotten around to changing sdaw to SRAW. He'll probably never figure it out and be unable to log on. But, my goal has been achieved.
Also, just as an experiment I've changed Cornell's color. I couldn't help but imply he's a necrophiliac. It's not like I have a lot of choices with hex.
Also, just as an experiment I've changed Cornell's color. I couldn't help but imply he's a necrophiliac. It's not like I have a lot of choices with hex.
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begginer said:
( so thats you? )
wow thats pretty cool, i like the first one better then the second, but the second kicks ass as well
BTW how the fuck do you have -7 points ? LOL
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wow thats pretty cool, i like the first one better then the second, but the second kicks ass as well
BTW how the fuck do you have -7 points ? LOL
NO THIS is me!!!
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( so thats you? )
wow thats pretty cool, i like the first one better then the second, but the second kicks ass as well
BTW how the fuck do you have -7 points ? LOL
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wow thats pretty cool, i like the first one better then the second, but the second kicks ass as well
BTW how the fuck do you have -7 points ? LOL
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FUCK U i could have if i wanted to
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I'll talk about Hellsing. That can be a topic. Ahem...
What the fuck is up with the Hellsing anime?! Why is it so retarded?! The manga was fucking badass, but the show goes totally off-track like half way through the series. There wasn't a single hint of a Nazi Vampire conspiracy to attack England in the whole show! Also, Victoria was lame in the anime, but a super-pissed and ready to rock vixen of destruction in the manga...
I told you I was going to talk about Hellsing. You didn't think I was really going to do it, did you?
What the fuck is up with the Hellsing anime?! Why is it so retarded?! The manga was fucking badass, but the show goes totally off-track like half way through the series. There wasn't a single hint of a Nazi Vampire conspiracy to attack England in the whole show! Also, Victoria was lame in the anime, but a super-pissed and ready to rock vixen of destruction in the manga...
I told you I was going to talk about Hellsing. You didn't think I was really going to do it, did you?
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this happens because your textures are bigger / smaller then the brush you want to apply them to
for example you want to apply a door texture that is 256 X 128 px ( pixels) and the brush is only 128 X 64 Px large . so only a part of the full texture is applied
just select the brush with the texture and press Alt +Shift
in this window you can set a lot of things
first there is the button " fit " this compresses / stretches the texture to fit the selected brush-face
and then there is :
L ( left ) aligns the texture to the left side ( in normal size )
R ( right ) and so on ....
T ( top )
B ( bottom )
C ( center ) centers the texture ( in normal size )
and then there is scale ( you can scale down / up the texture manually )
and there is shift ( you can move the texture manually )
and finally there is rotation you can rotate the texture on the brush-face ..
EDIT :: Using "fit" in to many places will cause errors and will just fuck up a lot of things so be careful not to use it on very large brushes
for example you want to apply a door texture that is 256 X 128 px ( pixels) and the brush is only 128 X 64 Px large . so only a part of the full texture is applied
just select the brush with the texture and press Alt +Shift
in this window you can set a lot of things
first there is the button " fit " this compresses / stretches the texture to fit the selected brush-face
and then there is :
L ( left ) aligns the texture to the left side ( in normal size )
R ( right ) and so on ....
T ( top )
B ( bottom )
C ( center ) centers the texture ( in normal size )
and then there is scale ( you can scale down / up the texture manually )
and there is shift ( you can move the texture manually )
and finally there is rotation you can rotate the texture on the brush-face ..
EDIT :: Using "fit" in to many places will cause errors and will just fuck up a lot of things so be careful not to use it on very large brushes
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What the fuck lol
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I'm going through some shit right now, and people I know are refusing to talk to me. Now I got some mental issues, and I'm saying some crazy shit and what not, but I'm only trying to be nice to them and their kicking me down again and again. I post this here cause I need a fresh look at this situation.
I want to say "Fuck em", but honestly some part of me thinks that they just don't fuckin' understand. The thing is that the crazy shit I say and do seems reasonable at the time, but when I look back at it, its fucked up. The question I pose is, is it right for them to say its my fault, when I go through an episode like that?
Just asking.
(obviously everyone knows my viewpoint.)
I want to say "Fuck em", but honestly some part of me thinks that they just don't fuckin' understand. The thing is that the crazy shit I say and do seems reasonable at the time, but when I look back at it, its fucked up. The question I pose is, is it right for them to say its my fault, when I go through an episode like that?
Just asking.
(obviously everyone knows my viewpoint.)
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amm Edan ... get the fuck of that account !
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Be careful when approaching "storylines" in terms of MGS. Consider them unexploded bombs which fuck your mind.
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*sings "fuck it" by seether*
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fuck you and your democratic ways !
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oh....
Fucker....
*Pulls out AK* Edan! Get the fuck off! FUCK OFF THE SUPES ACCOUNT!!! *shoots at superjer3*Grrrrrrrr...haaaaa.......Edan...DAMN IT EDAN!!!!I...I had to man!!! *gets paranoid and looks around and shoots around randomly*
Fucker....
*Pulls out AK* Edan! Get the fuck off! FUCK OFF THE SUPES ACCOUNT!!! *shoots at superjer3*Grrrrrrrr...haaaaa.......Edan...DAMN IT EDAN!!!!I...I had to man!!! *gets paranoid and looks around and shoots around randomly*
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i always put a player spawn in my map so i don't fuck up the sizes ... just like killer duck said , and also sdaw is right to
your first map should be as simple as possible , till you get the hang of it
your first map should be as simple as possible , till you get the hang of it
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OK fuck this noise, I'm going to do it in Windows. :( It makes me sad that it's so fucking difficult on GNU/Linux. I mean, the tutorial stuff isn't included for licensing reasons. Bloody FSF twats.
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This error is almost always caused by an invalid brush, by having huge rooms, or scaling a texture down to extremely small values (between -1 and 1)
How to Fix: Find the invalid brush. Any imported prefabs, carved brushes, or vertex manipulated brushes should be suspect
Pretty self explanitory, did you use the vertex tool to fuck with stuff? idk. MOST LIKELY: NEVER EVER EVER just put a big box around your map and hollow it. it stuff doesnt fix the problem, it just makes it say you dont have a leak, confusing you even more. So, fix the leak, delete the big box, and you should be okay.
How to Fix: Find the invalid brush. Any imported prefabs, carved brushes, or vertex manipulated brushes should be suspect
Pretty self explanitory, did you use the vertex tool to fuck with stuff? idk. MOST LIKELY: NEVER EVER EVER just put a big box around your map and hollow it. it stuff doesnt fix the problem, it just makes it say you dont have a leak, confusing you even more. So, fix the leak, delete the big box, and you should be okay.
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*flips him off* FUCK YOU! *picks him up and throws him in the trash and lights it on fire* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE SUPERJER!
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You meant, "Buffy-fuck? Yeah!", right? You just forgot to punctuate, right?
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buffy fuck yeah!
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oh yeah ! ? well amm ... fuck you !
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I'm used to photo shop...How the fuck you work this thing?
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well a little correction :
you learn the important parts of history ( like when great leaders fuck things up ) so when you grow up and your gonna try to conquer the world, you won't make the same mistakes that others made ...
you will make your own mistakes so that the next generation can learn form that ...
and be 1 step closer to success
you learn the important parts of history ( like when great leaders fuck things up ) so when you grow up and your gonna try to conquer the world, you won't make the same mistakes that others made ...
you will make your own mistakes so that the next generation can learn form that ...
and be 1 step closer to success
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melloyellow582 said:
omg! its brad1000! master of the 1 word posts! that used to by MY job ya know?
its 3 words
wut
the
fuck
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yeah but the second one is supposed to lead to a program to open up the map IN. that just leads to a folder.
unless it DOES work. then fuck me.
unless it DOES work. then fuck me.
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LONGEST HAMMER MAPPING TRUCK EVER!!
Sounds to me like a classic "fuck it. this stupid map is not worth it." case.
Sounds to me like a classic "fuck it. this stupid map is not worth it." case.
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superjer said:
Fuck you jacksmoke. (I mean that in the nicest way possible.)
And if echidna3 posts anything about hampie in this firetruck, I'm taking away 9 spades from both of them.
And if echidna3 posts anything about hampie in this firetruck, I'm taking away 9 spades from both of them.
lol
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ahh fuck, i copied his old post...Well he had Pause in the wrong place, if it matters....
Ye, do that^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ye, do that^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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biggins said:
FUCK YOU!
Done :p
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oh yeah ?? well! ammm ....FUCK YOU!
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Ok... Wow. What the fuck.
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There's more to a girl than her personality...
Oh wait.
Fuck.
Oh wait.
Fuck.
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Im the first on your list.....you hate me so much....
OK who the fuck do you think you are, BIG PAPA?
OK who the fuck do you think you are, BIG PAPA?
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Down Rodeo said:
To build or to destroy? )
)destroy!!!!!
fuck good guys like under dog
dont ban me its just a joke
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reece said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
ur a loser thats wut the fuck
hahahahaha
yeah hahahahahaha
wtf dont u think that is a little l8
ohhh who cares
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melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
ur a loser thats wut the fuck
hahahahaha
yeah hahahahahaha
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Havokk Edge said:
brad1000 said:
brad1000 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
omg i am ahhhhhh!the worlds going 2 end
MULTICOLORED GAY BEE!
UNDER THE SEA!
wow longest set of quotes i seen
yeah you missed a bigger one.
lets make this the biggest 1 lol this has 8 now
Eight is a pussy length.
wut about 10
u broke the quote spree
stop ruining it.g2g
omg im back again
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brad1000 said:
brad1000 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
omg i am ahhhhhh!the worlds going 2 end
MULTICOLORED GAY BEE!
UNDER THE SEA!
wow longest set of quotes i seen
yeah you missed a bigger one.
lets make this the biggest 1 lol this has 8 now
Eight is a pussy length.
wut about 10
u broke the quote spree
stop ruining it.g2g
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brad1000 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
omg i am ahhhhhh!the worlds going 2 end
MULTICOLORED GAY BEE!
wow longest set of quotes i seen
yeah you missed a bigger one.
lets make this the biggest 1 lol this has 8 now
Eight is a pussy length.
wut about 10
u broke the quote spree
stop ruining it.g2g
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brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
omg i am ahhhhhh!the worlds going 2 end
MULTICOLORED GAY BEE!
wow longest set of quotes i seen
yeah you missed a bigger one.
lets make this the biggest 1 lol this has 8 now
Eight is a pussy length.
wut about 10
u broke the quote spree
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Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
omg i am ahhhhhh!the worlds going 2 end
MULTICOLORED GAY BEE!
wow longest set of quotes i seen
yeah you missed a bigger one.
lets make this the biggest 1 lol this has 8 now
Eight is a pussy length.
wut about 10
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bran1000 said:
smelloyellow582 said:
bran1000 said:
smelloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
bran1000 said:
smelloyellow582 said:
bran1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
omg i am ahhhhhh!the worlds going 2 end
MULTICOLORED GAY BEE!
wow longest set of quotes i seen
yeah you missed a bigger one.
lets make this the biggest 1 lol this has 8 now
Eight is a pussy length.
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melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
omg i am ahhhhhh!the worlds going 2 end
MULTICOLORED GAY BEE!
wow longest set of quotes i seen
yeah you missed a bigger one.
lets make this the biggest 1 lol this has 8 now
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brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
omg i am ahhhhhh!the worlds going 2 end
MULTICOLORED GAY BEE!
wow longest set of quotes i seen
yeah you missed a bigger one.
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melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
omg i am ahhhhhh!the worlds going 2 end
MULTICOLORED GAY BEE!
wow longest set of quotes i seen
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brad1000 said:
Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
omg i am ahhhhhh!the worlds going 2 end
MULTICOLORED GAY BEE!
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Down Rodeo said:
brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
omg i am ahhhhhh!the worlds going 2 end
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brad1000 said:
melloyellow582 said:
brad1000 said:
i got an idea on making a map on mcdiddys.and y does my color have 2 b pink
real men wear pink
omg ur rite but i dont like pink
Too bad, you're stuck with it. (I know he's not, but we don't have to tell him tha- fuck.)
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brad1000 said:
ur a loser thats wut the fuck
hahahahaha
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ur a loser thats wut the fuck
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fuck.
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I always though of this forum as having fun everyone good sense of humor.I try some fun in hammer mapping everyones all pissed...sorry for trying to get a laugh.....SORRY FOR RAISING MY POST COUNT!You all can fuck off all ready....Damn...
Nah, I'm just messin' with ya. Love you really.
Uhh thanks....
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Havokk Edge said:
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAVOKK ANGRY!!!
Nah, I'm just messin' with ya. Love you really.
Uhh thanks....
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YEAH I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!
I DON"T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY FUCKING POST COUNT.THATS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME YOU SAID I TRY TO RAISE MY POST COUNT.AARONJER CAN GIVE ME 0 POSTS FOR ALL I DAMN CARE.I SAID I'M OUTTA THIS! STAY THE FUCK OFF!
I DON"T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY FUCKING POST COUNT.THATS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME YOU SAID I TRY TO RAISE MY POST COUNT.AARONJER CAN GIVE ME 0 POSTS FOR ALL I DAMN CARE.I SAID I'M OUTTA THIS! STAY THE FUCK OFF!
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I'm sorry but look...
If i did hammer i would be fucking lost....
FIRST:
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures mapname
hlbsp mapname
hlvis mapname
hlrad mapname
copy mapname.bsp "D:\CSNS\cstrike\maps"
cd D:\CSNS
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map mapname (chose from random firetruck)
WHY???? If i wanted to add something such as a gun.Can't there be a thing that we select the gun from a list and lay it on the ground? WHY DOSE SHIT HAVE TO BE COMPLICATED?But walls!Yeah..Make it just like the sims do! Thats easy..."Box"....should be a selection..."sky"...should already be there....
and if you ping me I'll have to get David..and report you to the FBI....of scotland
I don't mean to be mean...If i knew this shit.I'd help really!But this shits just to complicated for me...if you can figure a thing thats 50 lines long of errors and fix it..you have to be a nerd...but since you don't like that word...then MASTER!
If your still pissed at me..then fuck I'm sorry...
If i did hammer i would be fucking lost....
FIRST:
@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures mapname
hlbsp mapname
hlvis mapname
hlrad mapname
copy mapname.bsp "D:\CSNS\cstrike\maps"
cd D:\CSNS
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map mapname (chose from random firetruck)
WHY???? If i wanted to add something such as a gun.Can't there be a thing that we select the gun from a list and lay it on the ground? WHY DOSE SHIT HAVE TO BE COMPLICATED?But walls!Yeah..Make it just like the sims do! Thats easy..."Box"....should be a selection..."sky"...should already be there....
and if you ping me I'll have to get David..and report you to the FBI....of scotland
I don't mean to be mean...If i knew this shit.I'd help really!But this shits just to complicated for me...if you can figure a thing thats 50 lines long of errors and fix it..you have to be a nerd...but since you don't like that word...then MASTER!
If your still pissed at me..then fuck I'm sorry...
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Yeah, Fuck the system! War! Anarchy! Sorry what?
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I just let CHP3 download overnight cause it was so big i get up and look at it and its only at fuckin 4%!?The funny thing is,the Size of it is 186,889.On the WinSCP its 9,191 something(too lazy to look at last part but I KNOW its three digits!)
What the FUCK?
What the FUCK?
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ok your right .. but still .. it would make a great fun map only you don't know how you did it ...
maybe hammer got a heart attack when you made that brush ( by heart attack i mean an error or something .... actually i don't know what the fuck i mean by that )
only you don't know how you did it ...
maybe hammer got a heart attack when you made that brush ( by heart attack i mean an error or something .... actually i don't know what the fuck i mean by that
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LOL how the fuck did you do that ....
it gives me a great idea for a fun map O_o
it gives me a great idea for a fun map O_o
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SJ's not here and I don't give a fuck. Knock yourself out.
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nice try rodeo , i know your form Scotland ( like you wrote it , maybe you knew i would look at that , so you changed it just to screw me up , or you didn't cause you knew that i would think that you changed it so i wouldn't go there , but you do actually live there , or not .... results: im staying the fuck home ! )
Btw didn't get what cornjer said
( like you wrote it , maybe you knew i would look at that , so you changed it just to screw me up , or you didn't cause you knew that i would think that you changed it so i wouldn't go there , but you do actually live there , or not .... results: im staying the fuck home ! )
Btw didn't get what cornjer said
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Look koolkid remember when i said this?:
THATS SOMETHING LIKE WHAT WE NEED TOO HEAR! I told them what would be in it and what it would be like.You just tell us theres updates on shit i don't even know what the fuck it is...
I mean look at bigs Response!
I know i sound like a douche...But damn...
Havokk Edge said:
Im really wanting to make a plaform game of us but im just too an lazy to go through to learn how right now.I might be able to over the summer.Its a really great idea.Its like Mega Man X4-X5 Gameplay.You know side to side.Anyways we'd have it like that and have boss battles.
Char selections.every char has a different story line.and maybe (not meaning to steal ideas but it goes with the site) if you Find the Hole!You Transform into a stronger char or unlock new ones....and Superjer's the Final Boss
Char selections.every char has a different story line.and maybe (not meaning to steal ideas but it goes with the site) if you Find the Hole!You Transform into a stronger char or unlock new ones....and Superjer's the Final Boss
THATS SOMETHING LIKE WHAT WE NEED TOO HEAR! I told them what would be in it and what it would be like.You just tell us theres updates on shit i don't even know what the fuck it is...
I mean look at bigs Response!
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nice........ ^_^
I know i sound like a douche...But damn...
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Well.....
WERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN REF?
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*whispers*Mad Asian on the loose!.He'll wreck into tree, watch it...!
Im sorry im kiddin thats a joke.Im actually very interested in it I would just like to know what the fuck is in it.....Which im sure we all don't mean anything bad (except cornjer maybe) But we just want to know what in the game...SPECIFICLY.All your saying is 'Update'
That don't tell us nothing.If it dose please point it out....
Im sorry im kiddin thats a joke.Im actually very interested in it I would just like to know what the fuck is in it.....Which im sure we all don't mean anything bad (except cornjer maybe) But we just want to know what in the game...SPECIFICLY.All your saying is 'Update'
That don't tell us nothing.If it dose please point it out....
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where the fuck did you come from ??? o_O
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<_< >_>
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FUCK THIS! You guys settle this one!
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FUCK THIS! You guys settle this one!
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Take your time. I actually kinda like this pink, cause helps give me that "What-The-Fuck" kind of aura that I've always been wanting to achieve.
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quote me if im wrong: but when the fuck did we say write an essay?
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0_0Fuck that......I ganna go play DMC4
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THIS is how much I sometimes manage to frantically write down about a dream before I forget everything. SuperJer is officially blown out of the water. No, my dreams are not ALWAYS this coherent. There are a few "non-canon" things that I'm sure I forgot about that I dreamt while in the middle of this, but I didn't bother writing them. If you've got a big brain and play/watch a lot of semi-obscure games/anime you'll probably be able to tell where most things in this came from.
I honestly don't expect any of you to actually read all of this, I just wanted to blow superjer up.
I basically never edit my dream notes after I first draft them, there's a few weird sentence structure problems and a few grammar mistakes. Get over it.
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I was on a beach running towards a walled city (about a mile away) with a mother and her two daughters while being chased by something called a Finisher. The Finisher was dusty white skeleton with a purple hooded cloak and a spear that could teleport. They are created by powerful mages and monsters to be sentient assassins, but do not disappear if their creator dies. This one had no master, and just liked to kill things as far as I could tell. I was still badly injured from a previous fight so I was hoping I could avoid combatting it, for whatever reason I'd decided to help that family get away from it too. The Finisher kept appearing behind us and disappearing and occasionally it would appear close enough to attack me (I was at the rear) and I'd have to block it. Eventually he appeared in front of me, and said,
"I'll spare the rest if the youngest is left behind."
This made me realize that he thought I was strong enough to be a threat to him. I said,
"I was never told that Finisher Coso was such a fool as to show his hand to an enemy."
He then responded,
"The youngest will die no matter the outcome."
This made me think this Finisher DID have a master... he really wanted her dead. He turned towards the family, who stupidly had not continued running during our dialogue... and before I could do anything teleported and impaled the little girl, killing her instantly. The older daughter and mother just froze in fear and shock. I lunged at the Finisher (I had no weapon, mind you, and had apparently been cut and stabbed at least a dozen times in the past day) and while _barely_ avoiding his spear grabbed his wrist... bone... and with a flash of light did something that apparently sealed his magical abilities. It left him unable to teleport or use the hand that wrist was attached to. He attempted to do an overhead swing with the spear at me one-handed, but I fairly easily grabbed it with two hands and wrenched it away from him, pulling him face first into the sand in the process. As he attempted to stand up I thrust it straight through his skull, smashing it to pieces and killing him.
Things were looking up... I had a weapon now, and a very strong one. The spear was fairly lightweight but made of some dark grey magical material that would bend slightly but not break under extreme circumstances. The point was sharp enough to thrust directly into rock and the shaft was approximately 6 and a half feet long.
The older daughter was still standing wide-eyed in shock but the mother had moved on to crying (and I mean like, loud, screaming horrible crying) and huddling over the youngest daughter's corpse. Lucky for her I had some seriously over-the-top magical powers. I told her there was still time and that I could still save her. I placed one hand on the deceased's forehead and one over her heart (it wasn't all gross or awkward, she was too young to have boobs), closed my eyes and suddenly my vision was filled with a very scary rotting demonic face.
I said, "Return this girl's soul, I will heal the body."
It looked almost amused and responded, "This girl died by a Finisher's spear. You can't save her."
Finally I said something that I might actually say in the waking world...
"That sounds like a challenge!"
It's expression became much more serious, and it said, "Have it your way, she will simply die again from the same wound."
What I did at this point hurt a LOT. I really can't express in words the sheer utter pain this caused me... I thought the parasite in the back was bad in a previous dream but this SERIOUSLY fucking HURT. I'm pretty sure what I did was dig into one of the wounds I already had, wrench out a chunk of bloody meat, and use it to magically replace the flesh that the Finisher's spear had destroyed. This part hurt considerably less than the next... using what I can only assume was my own blood and soul I used some form of magic that forced her soul back into what was no longer entirely her own body (that makes it harder to do) and broke past the curse a Finisher puts on their slain victims. I can only imagine the sensation felt like burning alive. When it was over, I passed the fuck out... if only for a moment.
When I awoke the mother was hugging her children a lot, and the children were complaining that it was awkward/embarrasing/that they were hungry. The younger sister's dark blue kimono-ish clothes didn't show blood very well, but my white dress shirt and bandages were now a solid bright red. If things were realistic I'd have been very dead at this point. At least I'm pretty sure that like usual I wasn't human in this dream... apparently I used as much magic as I could when I killed Finisher Coso and ressurected the girl, because I wasn't able to heal myself much. I saw a bunch of people in white hooded robes running towards us from the city and then passed out again.
I awoke in a poorly lit and fairly cramped room with wooden walls and a low slanted ceiling. At the other side of the room was a man I recognized as the General of the walled City's defense forces. I will be refering to him as General Souther to avoid confusion. He was completely bald and looked to be in his late forties. Other than being a little scruffy he had no facial hair. He looked a little bit like Bruce Willis, but not enough to make me think his likeness came from him. He was wearing a fairly standard suit of light plate armor. It had the whole harness thing going on, the front side of his legs had plate but the back just had mail. He had bracers but lacked upper arm protection. I had the feeling that we hadn't seen each other in a while but had known each other for a very long time. He wasn't wearing a helmet, probably because he was busy sorting through some paperwork on the desk he was sitting at. I was still badly injured, I'm not sure how long it had been since I got all sleepy, but it couldn't have been more than eight hours. I was able to stand, and did so quietly. I walked up behind General Souther and tapped him on the shoulder. He practically jumped out of his chair. He had a southern accent, hence the name.
"Dammit boy, I oughta put a bell on you!"
"Sorry, where is The Finisher's spear?"
"Equipment, end of the hall on the right... how the damn hell can you stand up with a hole the size of a fist ripped outta your stomach?!"
"I've had worse. It doesn't hurt."
That wasn't a lie, it didn't hurt at all.
"I swear, you Empire guys aren't human."
"How sweet of you to say."
"Get on outta here, you stink like a carcass."
"Uh... where's my shirt?"
"Burned it. Nobody wanted to clean it. The mages wouldn't even come near you. Afraid of your blood and all that nonesense."
"Well fuck... I was kinda hoping I'd wake up with all my parts intact."
At that, I went out into the hall, to the end of it, turned right... and the door was locked. I was too lazy to ask for somebody to open it so I just yanked the nob right outta the door... there were only two things in the room that weren't contained in large crates. The Finisher's spear and his hooded cloak. I took both... didn't want to scare any children with my gaping wounds. Also, I knew at this time as I did before that a Finisher's spear is extremely valuable and his cloak only marginally less so. Both are very magical... the spear for obvious reasons. The cloak was a little more subtle, it made the wearer immune to non-violent death and injury. As in, you don't age or get sick and things like poison and curses have no effect on you. I went up some stairs that were at the same end of the hall as the equipment room and out into the sunlight... The area looked like this:
!!! Forum can't handle my ascii, it was in a weird font !!!
I walked to the left as soon as I exited the building, went about 40-feet, and realized that my wounds were too serious and I couldn't walk anymore. There was a big rock next to the road that was almost completely flat on top so I crawled up on to it and laid down. It wasn't comfortable but I liked the fresh air. A man and his boy (probably about 12, dressed similarly to the little girl from before) walked past and the man looked like he was pretending I wasn't there. The kid was tugging on him and talking about me. I don't think they thought I could hear them...
"Can I talk to him?"
"No! Keep your distance, he's an Empire soldier."
"But he saved that kid! I bet he's nice!"
"Nobody from the Empire is nice. Let's go."
The kid proceeded to complain and they got too far away to hear... I'm not sure why everyone distrusted people from the Empire so much... I don't know much about this "Empire" except that I was from there and that I was a fairly high-ranking soldier. There were a few other obvious things like that the Empire was the most powerful force in the area, and that empire soldiers didn't often come to towns like this. By that I mean this town was on the fringes of the Empire and was mostly an autonomous city-state that defended itself, but was still ruled by the Empire. I think most of the people's distrust came from rumors they heard, because I don't think an Empire soldier had set foot in this city in many years. I had begun the process of healing myself, I felt I had regained enough MP or whatever to pull it off... when some more kids showed up... lots of chillin' in this here dream. Of the half-dozen or so chillins two of them were the sisters that I saved earlier. The other four were all boys about the same age as the last one. The younger sister looked to be 8 or 9 years old and the older one had to be 14 or 15. They all looked really happy, like they were getting away with something fun by talking to me without their parents around to haul them off. They were all whispering to each other stuff like "Wow, cool! A soldier!" and "Look at that wound! He's gotta be super-strong to live through that!" excitedly when the older sister decided to actually say something 'to' me.
"You got hurt helping my sister... can I help you get better?"
I don't know why I always have to be so... bad... in dreams... I decided to say:
"Does your mom have a husband?"
She looked a little confused... but answered anyway.
"Yeah, he said we shouldn't talk to you, but my mom said we could."
Too bad she was't single... but now I had a twisted justification... their mom was pretty hot by the way...
"Is he tough?"
She smiled and said, "No, mom bosses him around a lot, he's a wimp."
All the kids laughed at this one.
"Well tell her to come out here and give me a kiss and I'll feel a lot better."
The boys now had decided I was the coolest person ever. The older sister looked really embarrased and said, "I can't tell mom that!"
One of the boys immediately yelled out, "Empire soldiers rule! I'm gonna go say it for you!"
They all ran off and the older daughter was yelling, "No, don't!" and such.
After a few more minutes General Souther came out and talked to me. I guess he just had nothing better to do... I'm pretty sure that Finisher Coso was the worst thing that had come near this city in quite a while. This was a peaceful, although well defended town.
"What's the matter with you, boy? You get outta that bed to come lay on a rock?"
"S'better than staring at the back a' your wrinkled dome all day."
"Do you talk to your commander like that, boy? If one of my men talked like that to a superior officer he'd get his god damn teeth knocked down his throat."
"Haha, I don't have a commander, I'm a specialist."
"What do you specialize in? Pissing people off?"
"No, just you, General."
"I shoulda figured as much. Anyway, let's get serious. You've got some explaining to do. What the hell are you doing all the way out here, and why would a god damn Finisher be after that little girl?"
I really didn't remember how I got where I was.. so I made something up...
"I was fighting a sorceror and he hit me with a spell. Next thing I knew I was on the beach and saw Coso chasing those people. I owed him one for sticking a knife between my ribs once so I decided to help them get away. He apparently learned a few new tricks since I last saw him so-"
General Souther cut me off.
"I don't need to hear your life story, son, I know you killed Coso and I don't care how you did it. I take it you have no idea what he was after them for, then."
"Tch, nobody ever wants to hear about how I kick ass... I know he was after them because somebody paid him, Coso is... or was, a mercenary to the core. I haven't a clue who hired him, though."
"That doesn't do me any good, talking to you has been a waste of time as usual."
General Souther turned to leave as he spoke, it looked like some mages and soldiers were waiting for him now over by the building I came from. I really was expecting a thank you for all the effort I went through...
"Yeah. You're welcome for saving that kid. I feel sooo appreciated."
He turned and looked at me with his mean face.
"Keeping the townsfolk from kicking you out into the desert is my way of thanking you. You're causing a lot of trouble by coming here."
Can you feel the love? These people really hate Empire soldiers! Jeez! I just nearly killed myself saving the life of a little girl from this place and they won't even give me the time of day! I mean... it started with me just wanting to get back at Coso, I know... but NOBODY could have blamed me if I didn't try to bring that girl back to life. THAT was a freebie, dammit! What's the matter with these people!? Ahem. Sorry about the rant. My dreams get pretty emotional.
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Now that I could walk again I decided to go buy a horse... and a map... so I could figure out where the hell I was and go home. I had money but I knew it wasn't the currency they used here, and I'm sure it would just piss people off if I tried to convince them to take Empire money, so it was bartering time. This town was actually pretty big, there had to be at least 15000 people living inside the wall, and probably another few thousand living by the water fishing and farming and crap. Some people stared and muttered to each other as I walked past and others turned around and went the other way. At this point I decided it wasn't that the people didn't appreciate me saving that girl, it's that they didn't believe I did it. They simply could not accept that an Empire soldier helped someone, at the very least not without ulterior motives. I saw what looked like a fairly large and well-rounded store and went inside. It was called "Lion Heart" and had an overly ornate sign depicting two lions facing each other and an angel in between them. When I went in the two customers that were inside went out. I went straight up to the man that looked like he was in charge, a husky man in his early thirties wearing a thick leather apron and sporting one hell of a mustache. He didn't look too happy that I came into his store...
"I'll trade you this Finisher's Spear for your best horse (I saw a stable around back of the place). It's worth more than everything in this store... good deal, don't you think?"
He continued to look pissed off, and wouldn't even look at me while he spoke... he just continued to act like he was busy with something.
"I wouldn't give you a lame horse, or a lame horse's shit for that."
This was a little surprising to me... most people know that magical things, especially those created by powerful sorcerors are typically very valuable...
"Do you know what a Finisher's Spear is? You could sell this for-"
People like to cut me off in this town. And he was mad now.
"I damn well know what it is. And we don't want your black arts or your demon weapons in this town, you hear me?!"
Hooboy... the fact that this city is called "Holy City Okan" would have been useful information to know BEFORE I came in here... but hey! Who ever said that I use black magic! I mean, I do... but he couldn't possibly know that!
"Hey, who says I use black magic?!"
"Nobody could hold that cursed spear bare-handed without being paralyzed by fear if they weren't a master of demon sorcery!"
Bugger is too damn smart... what the hell do I do now? How am I gonna get a horse if nobody will take my money and nobody wants my evil soaked loot... since when do Merchant's know so much about magic anyway? What kind of town IS this?! I mean, it's not like I'm gonna starve, since I'm wearing a Finisher's cloak... but it's HUNDREDS of miles back to the Empire!
"Also we have a no-shirt no-service policy."
Gehehehe... I'm not the one who lit my damn shirt on fire... it was his holy friends that decided my shirt was buddies with the devil and needed to be purged of evil...
"Okay, look-"
I was interrupted... again... but this time it was a good thing. It was the mother of that girl! The one adult in this town who couldn't POSSIBLY hate me! Right...? I mean, she was there when the Finisher offered to let me go if I let the girl die, and I attacked him anyway! She HAS to know I'm on the up and up!
"Dear! This man brought our little girl back to life! Show him your manners!"
The man looked a lot less big and mighty all the sudden... but still said, "Bastard probably used black magic to bring her back... now she's cursed to-"
"You LISTEN to ME! I will NOT hear ANY MORE unkind words about this courageous and honorable knight who risked his own life to save our precious daughter!"
At this, the man had been thuroughly quelled by his wife.
"I suppose (he said this very grudgingly)... I could offer you one of my horses to show my gratitude... for what you did for my family."
"You'll give him our FINEST horse, and you'll stop using that tone if you don't want to sleep in the stables!"
"Yes, dear..."
He shuffled off to find a saddle or something, I dunno. The mother looked at me with a very kind expression. She was really quite beautiful. A lot more beautiful than a 30-year old woman who has had at least 3 kids ought to be. We're talkin' perfect here... and what she was wearing could barely qualify as more than a negligee or some other kind of undergarment. I think she had been taking a snooze since the incident like I had.
"I could never thank you enough for what you did this morning... you'll always be welcome here in our home. If there's anything I can do for you before you leave let me know."
Why did she have to be married?! I REALLY wish I had known this was just a dream at this point. It might have been worth the complete lack of story afterwards... I woulda been all over her... Ahem, enough of my perversions. At this point the most... 'enthusiastic'... boy, who I'm fairly certain is her son poked his head in the front door. He and the two sisters had been listening outside.
"He said he wants you to kiss him and make him feel good!"
Ehehe... heh... heh... that's what I get, I suppose. Earlier, I was imagining her husband to be a scrawny little guy who wouldn't be a threat to anyone. I mean, she had him wrapped around her finger and all... but he already freakin' hated me. I'm just glad he wasn't within hearing range. And wait a minute! The way that damn kid said it makes it sound a LOT worse than how I said it! Also, I don't remember his name so I'm just making one up and going with my Streets or Rage theme. Before I could say anything stupid and incriminating, which I'm sure I would have, the mother turned on the scold-o-matic.
"Samuel! Behave yourself! This man has had to deal with enough trouble already!"
"Wha-at! That's what he said!"
Damn kid! Shut up!
"Go outside and play with your friends this instant!"
"Awww..."
He turned around and ran off, the sisters giggled a lot and ran off too. Precocious little scamps. I hope that kid falls down and scrapes his knees or something... I proceeded to say something that the mother chose to hear in a way that made sense to her.
"Kids these days. It's that darn music they listen to."
"Oh he's always been like that, he just loves to cause trouble."
"Well let's hope he doesn't try to be like me..."
The mother saw something that I didn't outide and looked at me with a very grave expression. Then she opened her word hole and spat sentences at me.
"I know it's harsh to say this, but it would be best if you left town as soon as possible. Personally I don't care if you really have had dinner with the devil like so many here think. But you have to watch out, the only reason the mages here didn't kill you in your sleep is because General Souther wouldn't let them. Even he can't keep them in check for long."
"I can tell, the good General told me the mages wouldn't come near me... but I know he was lying now, I'm sure he had to beat them back with a stick... why does everyone here hate Empire soldiers so much, anyway?!"
She hesitated for a moment.
"The children aren't old enough to remember... that's why they don't avoid you. Even I thought every Empire soldier was a heartless murderer until you came along. A squad of Empire soldiers came to this city 12 years ago... it was the last time we've let anyone from the Empire in our city until now. I don't know a lot of the details, and I don't know why they did it... but they killed hundreds of us... men, women and children... it didn't matter. They laughed as they cut down innocent people who pleaded for their lives... nobody ever talks about it. We all just try to forget."
Jesus christ. Damn. Well, at least I know now. I had no idea I was working with people like that...
"Whoa... okay. You don't have to tell me anymore... except, if you know who they were or at least what banner they were flying I can have them hung by their entrails as soon as I get home."
I meant it too, even if I was a field agent I was a high-ranking officer in the military. It's the sort of thing I had enough pull to do. She looked a little taken aback by my words... if only for a moment.
"I... can't recall. It was too long ago and I was hiding in the cellar. I didn't get a good look at them. Although the thought of there being some justice is a pleasing one."
I like her style. People who are all lame and like "Killing them wouldn't bring back the people that died it would only cause more suffering blah blah blah" totally suck. Yeah it would cause suffering! That's the whole point! Suffering for those sons-of-a-bitches that killed your friends and family! Revenge is a wonderful thing to have! Ahem, anyway. At this point Mr. Unappreciative came back to give me some more attitude and annoy me. He was simply incapable of at least faking a few pleasant words.
"Your horse is out front. Try not to trample anyone on your way out of town."
I hate this guy. I guess he built up some more anti-wife courage while he was away... I'm sure he regretted it later.
"I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! GET OUT OF HERE YOU WORTHLESS-!" she screamed. She didn't cut off... I just plugged my ears and ran outside.
At least the horse really was ready and didn't have anything wrong with it. General Souther was waiting for me by my brand new steed. His arms were crossed and he looked a little worried.
"You'd better saddle up and get on outta here, boy. I didn't wanna have to tell ya but the mages are trying to form a mob to get rid of you."
"It's always something..."
"They seem to think you've come here to scout the defenses so that the empire can send in troops and take over."
"I'm not a damn piss-ant scout. That's about as low-rank as they get."
General Souther suddenly looked a lot more serious than he ever had before.
"If they knew who you really were, they'd already have killed you."
I hopped onto the horse and got serious too.
"You sound so sure that they could catch me. I'd ask you to tell me how you ended up in this town... but I really don't want to have to hurt anyone, I think I can hear them tying a noose..."
That last part was a joke, and I said it with a smirk. As I started to ride off General Souther said one last thing. He knew what my job was as well as I did. I effectively had the same profession as lovable old Coso... I'm writing things in such a way as to have more dramatic effect for the reader. Shut up.
"I hope you never have official business here, assassin."
Without incident, I left town and headed East.
I have no recollection of the events between my leaving Holy City Okan and arriving at the Capitol city of the Empire. Also approximately 10 years passed between my returning home and the next set of events. I was awaiting the arrival of some people I was intended to work with in a dark and rainy alley between two buildings. Across the city at least a quarter of a mile away I could see a tall black tower through the gloom. So tall in fact that you could not discern the top of it. Lights pouring out it's windows kept rising into the sky until you could no longer see where one ended and the next started. That was part of some sort of headquarters for the Empire.
I still had the Finisher's spear and cloak after all that time, and I specifically noticed that I hadn't aged a single day because of the cloak. Normally people who had Finisher cloaks and Finishers themselves would be in a great deal of danger because obviously a lot of people would be willing to kill someone or battle a Finisher to get one of their cloaks... but there were severely high, nigh unreachable requirements for being able to even wear one without being cursed by it. Like the merchant said, one must be a master of demon sorcery to use such a thing effectively... and I was one of very few capable. In fact, it seemed as if the magic I used was forbidden even in the Empire except under certain circumstances like allowing specialists like myself to use it.
I was getting very bored and very irritated waiting for these guys... they were supposed to be here before me. When they showed up I saw that it was a team of Empire soldiers ten strong. They all looked like they were well-trained as warriors. Their leader told me that our orders were to head out to Holy City Okan. The Empire wished to install their own governor in the city, for it was an important city in the path of expanding to the West. Apparently they tried this a few months ago and the governor was violently kicked out of town... he didn't survive long after returning to the Capitol. They intended for me of all people to be the next attempt at installing a Governor... and it had been decided that this team of elite soldiers would be protection enough from the dissenting citizens. Normally I'd object to the whole thing but no matter what I did a governor would eventually take over that city, even if he had to massacre half the population just to do it. It might as well be me, I can trust myself to be fair to them at least, even if they were total dicks to me in the past.
I actually remember the journey back to Okan. After we left the enormous city that was the Empire's Capitol there was a distinct difference in reaction to seeing Empire soldiers. People in the Capitol would barely even notice us, or occasionally throw a friendly greeting our way. But on our way through a small burg people shut their windows and locked their doors, as if a glance from us could mean death.
Only one part of our travels stood out in particular, and that was when we were only a few miles away from the city and stopped to rest for the night. It was a dry and sandy climate, but couldn't qualify as a desert. You could always see another patch of trees down the road, and shrubbery was hardly uncommon. We sat in a circle around a fire... or more of a semi-circle with a floating point across from it. The soldiers all stayed out of arm's reach from me as if I might suddenly lash out at them. Nobody trusts an assassin, I guess.
While the soldiers muttered to each other and further ostracized me I saw several things lurking in the dark. One of them made some kind of crunching sound and all the soldiers shot to their feet and grabbed the hilts of their swords.
"What was that?! Does anyone see anything?" Their captain asked.
"Yeah. We're surrounded." I casually responded.
One of the soldiers had a worried look on his face, and loudly whispered, "Bandits...?!"
"Like anybody would be stupid enough to attack us... it's animals." I calmly replied.
I could tell it was a pack of some large anthropod beast, they we're standing hunched over in the dark about 30 feet away in every direction. There had to be at least two dozen of them. I hadn't stood up. I was just sitting on a log and gnawing on the bone of some animal. The soldiers had begun to stare at me with looks of disbelief.
The captain sounded none to pleased with me, and queried, "You don't seem worried! You just gonna sit there?"
"Your job is to protect me, isn't it?"
"That's our orders..."
"Well go earn your pay!"
Now all of the soldiers looked displeased and grumbled indecent words, but they formed a circle around me and advanced towards the beasts. I moved on to picking my teeth and I really paid no attention to the fight. I heard some yelling, and some roaring... and some high-pitched whining noises like a dog yelping as the soldiers undoubtably stuck swords in the monsters. I was kinda actually hoping the soldiers would lose, or at least get the crap beat out of 'em. An excuse not to go back to Okan would have been just dandy.
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This is the end of what I had time to write before I got distracted and forgot most of everything. Everything after this is just notes that are in the order I remembered them after I got back to writing it down. Dreams fade fast, I'm sure there was more, but that's all I got down. If you actually read everything up to this point you can write a 100 word essay on why sleeping too much fun. This may earn you an undetermined amount of points. Only the first few essays will get points. Yes, I know it's awesome to hide something like this in the middle of something most of you probably won't read. If Edan or that other guy writes something good again they'll get a double score for a combo.
-We arrived at town I had a terse argument with Souther. About what, I can't remember.-
-As Evening set in and we claimed an unused building we were attacked from all sides. Men on roofs of buildings with bows and arrows attacked first to little effect, the soldiers have very thick armor and I was behind them.-
-We backed off and ended up getting caught between two buildings with no way out. Except up... but only I could manage that. Even if the other soldiers were acrobatic enough they'd never have done it in that armor.-
-On both sides there were about 20 men with spears and round shields. The shields were silver and were designed with three crescents. Their spears were unremarkable other than that they all hadThey were mostly unarmored but held a massive advantage against our weapons given the confined space. Behind each group of men was an older man in white robes that looked just like the people who I saw earlier as I was passing out.-
-My soldiers weren't panicking but they knew they were totally screwed. I saw the old men in robes raise their hands at the same time, and all the enemy soldiers held their shields up to their faces. I yelled "cover your eyes" but it was too late. There was a bright flash, which I avoided most of, and the enemy soldiers charged forward. In the time it took me to jump and pull myself onto the roof of the shorter building my soldiers had already been killed or fatally injured.-
-Pact with demon.-
-Girl forced out of town.-
-Mother leaves with other daughter.-
-I bring the girl with me back to the Empire, and Empire sorcerors notice she has demonic power. I start trying to cover it up by saying that I just found her and she was already like that, but they don't listen and cut me off because they detect that she has the same blood as me. Empire mad that I did an unauthorized demon magic transfer, but I cover it up by saying she's my daughter, which is the only legal way to give someone demonic power since it can't be avoided. Then things get extremely awkward when we fall in love. Some nosey officials or nobles ask too many questions about us so I use my political pull to have them shipped overseas somewhere.-
-Well, I love me so much... and after I ressurected you you're more like me than any other girl... it's only natural, right?-
-I love you too, even if you are a coceited bastard.-
-You've got something on your vanity, Narcissus.-
I honestly don't expect any of you to actually read all of this, I just wanted to blow superjer up.
I basically never edit my dream notes after I first draft them, there's a few weird sentence structure problems and a few grammar mistakes. Get over it.
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I was on a beach running towards a walled city (about a mile away) with a mother and her two daughters while being chased by something called a Finisher. The Finisher was dusty white skeleton with a purple hooded cloak and a spear that could teleport. They are created by powerful mages and monsters to be sentient assassins, but do not disappear if their creator dies. This one had no master, and just liked to kill things as far as I could tell. I was still badly injured from a previous fight so I was hoping I could avoid combatting it, for whatever reason I'd decided to help that family get away from it too. The Finisher kept appearing behind us and disappearing and occasionally it would appear close enough to attack me (I was at the rear) and I'd have to block it. Eventually he appeared in front of me, and said,
"I'll spare the rest if the youngest is left behind."
This made me realize that he thought I was strong enough to be a threat to him. I said,
"I was never told that Finisher Coso was such a fool as to show his hand to an enemy."
He then responded,
"The youngest will die no matter the outcome."
This made me think this Finisher DID have a master... he really wanted her dead. He turned towards the family, who stupidly had not continued running during our dialogue... and before I could do anything teleported and impaled the little girl, killing her instantly. The older daughter and mother just froze in fear and shock. I lunged at the Finisher (I had no weapon, mind you, and had apparently been cut and stabbed at least a dozen times in the past day) and while _barely_ avoiding his spear grabbed his wrist... bone... and with a flash of light did something that apparently sealed his magical abilities. It left him unable to teleport or use the hand that wrist was attached to. He attempted to do an overhead swing with the spear at me one-handed, but I fairly easily grabbed it with two hands and wrenched it away from him, pulling him face first into the sand in the process. As he attempted to stand up I thrust it straight through his skull, smashing it to pieces and killing him.
Things were looking up... I had a weapon now, and a very strong one. The spear was fairly lightweight but made of some dark grey magical material that would bend slightly but not break under extreme circumstances. The point was sharp enough to thrust directly into rock and the shaft was approximately 6 and a half feet long.
The older daughter was still standing wide-eyed in shock but the mother had moved on to crying (and I mean like, loud, screaming horrible crying) and huddling over the youngest daughter's corpse. Lucky for her I had some seriously over-the-top magical powers. I told her there was still time and that I could still save her. I placed one hand on the deceased's forehead and one over her heart (it wasn't all gross or awkward, she was too young to have boobs), closed my eyes and suddenly my vision was filled with a very scary rotting demonic face.
I said, "Return this girl's soul, I will heal the body."
It looked almost amused and responded, "This girl died by a Finisher's spear. You can't save her."
Finally I said something that I might actually say in the waking world...
"That sounds like a challenge!"
It's expression became much more serious, and it said, "Have it your way, she will simply die again from the same wound."
What I did at this point hurt a LOT. I really can't express in words the sheer utter pain this caused me... I thought the parasite in the back was bad in a previous dream but this SERIOUSLY fucking HURT. I'm pretty sure what I did was dig into one of the wounds I already had, wrench out a chunk of bloody meat, and use it to magically replace the flesh that the Finisher's spear had destroyed. This part hurt considerably less than the next... using what I can only assume was my own blood and soul I used some form of magic that forced her soul back into what was no longer entirely her own body (that makes it harder to do) and broke past the curse a Finisher puts on their slain victims. I can only imagine the sensation felt like burning alive. When it was over, I passed the fuck out... if only for a moment.
When I awoke the mother was hugging her children a lot, and the children were complaining that it was awkward/embarrasing/that they were hungry. The younger sister's dark blue kimono-ish clothes didn't show blood very well, but my white dress shirt and bandages were now a solid bright red. If things were realistic I'd have been very dead at this point. At least I'm pretty sure that like usual I wasn't human in this dream... apparently I used as much magic as I could when I killed Finisher Coso and ressurected the girl, because I wasn't able to heal myself much. I saw a bunch of people in white hooded robes running towards us from the city and then passed out again.
I awoke in a poorly lit and fairly cramped room with wooden walls and a low slanted ceiling. At the other side of the room was a man I recognized as the General of the walled City's defense forces. I will be refering to him as General Souther to avoid confusion. He was completely bald and looked to be in his late forties. Other than being a little scruffy he had no facial hair. He looked a little bit like Bruce Willis, but not enough to make me think his likeness came from him. He was wearing a fairly standard suit of light plate armor. It had the whole harness thing going on, the front side of his legs had plate but the back just had mail. He had bracers but lacked upper arm protection. I had the feeling that we hadn't seen each other in a while but had known each other for a very long time. He wasn't wearing a helmet, probably because he was busy sorting through some paperwork on the desk he was sitting at. I was still badly injured, I'm not sure how long it had been since I got all sleepy, but it couldn't have been more than eight hours. I was able to stand, and did so quietly. I walked up behind General Souther and tapped him on the shoulder. He practically jumped out of his chair. He had a southern accent, hence the name.
"Dammit boy, I oughta put a bell on you!"
"Sorry, where is The Finisher's spear?"
"Equipment, end of the hall on the right... how the damn hell can you stand up with a hole the size of a fist ripped outta your stomach?!"
"I've had worse. It doesn't hurt."
That wasn't a lie, it didn't hurt at all.
"I swear, you Empire guys aren't human."
"How sweet of you to say."
"Get on outta here, you stink like a carcass."
"Uh... where's my shirt?"
"Burned it. Nobody wanted to clean it. The mages wouldn't even come near you. Afraid of your blood and all that nonesense."
"Well fuck... I was kinda hoping I'd wake up with all my parts intact."
At that, I went out into the hall, to the end of it, turned right... and the door was locked. I was too lazy to ask for somebody to open it so I just yanked the nob right outta the door... there were only two things in the room that weren't contained in large crates. The Finisher's spear and his hooded cloak. I took both... didn't want to scare any children with my gaping wounds. Also, I knew at this time as I did before that a Finisher's spear is extremely valuable and his cloak only marginally less so. Both are very magical... the spear for obvious reasons. The cloak was a little more subtle, it made the wearer immune to non-violent death and injury. As in, you don't age or get sick and things like poison and curses have no effect on you. I went up some stairs that were at the same end of the hall as the equipment room and out into the sunlight... The area looked like this:
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I walked to the left as soon as I exited the building, went about 40-feet, and realized that my wounds were too serious and I couldn't walk anymore. There was a big rock next to the road that was almost completely flat on top so I crawled up on to it and laid down. It wasn't comfortable but I liked the fresh air. A man and his boy (probably about 12, dressed similarly to the little girl from before) walked past and the man looked like he was pretending I wasn't there. The kid was tugging on him and talking about me. I don't think they thought I could hear them...
"Can I talk to him?"
"No! Keep your distance, he's an Empire soldier."
"But he saved that kid! I bet he's nice!"
"Nobody from the Empire is nice. Let's go."
The kid proceeded to complain and they got too far away to hear... I'm not sure why everyone distrusted people from the Empire so much... I don't know much about this "Empire" except that I was from there and that I was a fairly high-ranking soldier. There were a few other obvious things like that the Empire was the most powerful force in the area, and that empire soldiers didn't often come to towns like this. By that I mean this town was on the fringes of the Empire and was mostly an autonomous city-state that defended itself, but was still ruled by the Empire. I think most of the people's distrust came from rumors they heard, because I don't think an Empire soldier had set foot in this city in many years. I had begun the process of healing myself, I felt I had regained enough MP or whatever to pull it off... when some more kids showed up... lots of chillin' in this here dream. Of the half-dozen or so chillins two of them were the sisters that I saved earlier. The other four were all boys about the same age as the last one. The younger sister looked to be 8 or 9 years old and the older one had to be 14 or 15. They all looked really happy, like they were getting away with something fun by talking to me without their parents around to haul them off. They were all whispering to each other stuff like "Wow, cool! A soldier!" and "Look at that wound! He's gotta be super-strong to live through that!" excitedly when the older sister decided to actually say something 'to' me.
"You got hurt helping my sister... can I help you get better?"
I don't know why I always have to be so... bad... in dreams... I decided to say:
"Does your mom have a husband?"
She looked a little confused... but answered anyway.
"Yeah, he said we shouldn't talk to you, but my mom said we could."
Too bad she was't single... but now I had a twisted justification... their mom was pretty hot by the way...
"Is he tough?"
She smiled and said, "No, mom bosses him around a lot, he's a wimp."
All the kids laughed at this one.
"Well tell her to come out here and give me a kiss and I'll feel a lot better."
The boys now had decided I was the coolest person ever. The older sister looked really embarrased and said, "I can't tell mom that!"
One of the boys immediately yelled out, "Empire soldiers rule! I'm gonna go say it for you!"
They all ran off and the older daughter was yelling, "No, don't!" and such.
After a few more minutes General Souther came out and talked to me. I guess he just had nothing better to do... I'm pretty sure that Finisher Coso was the worst thing that had come near this city in quite a while. This was a peaceful, although well defended town.
"What's the matter with you, boy? You get outta that bed to come lay on a rock?"
"S'better than staring at the back a' your wrinkled dome all day."
"Do you talk to your commander like that, boy? If one of my men talked like that to a superior officer he'd get his god damn teeth knocked down his throat."
"Haha, I don't have a commander, I'm a specialist."
"What do you specialize in? Pissing people off?"
"No, just you, General."
"I shoulda figured as much. Anyway, let's get serious. You've got some explaining to do. What the hell are you doing all the way out here, and why would a god damn Finisher be after that little girl?"
I really didn't remember how I got where I was.. so I made something up...
"I was fighting a sorceror and he hit me with a spell. Next thing I knew I was on the beach and saw Coso chasing those people. I owed him one for sticking a knife between my ribs once so I decided to help them get away. He apparently learned a few new tricks since I last saw him so-"
General Souther cut me off.
"I don't need to hear your life story, son, I know you killed Coso and I don't care how you did it. I take it you have no idea what he was after them for, then."
"Tch, nobody ever wants to hear about how I kick ass... I know he was after them because somebody paid him, Coso is... or was, a mercenary to the core. I haven't a clue who hired him, though."
"That doesn't do me any good, talking to you has been a waste of time as usual."
General Souther turned to leave as he spoke, it looked like some mages and soldiers were waiting for him now over by the building I came from. I really was expecting a thank you for all the effort I went through...
"Yeah. You're welcome for saving that kid. I feel sooo appreciated."
He turned and looked at me with his mean face.
"Keeping the townsfolk from kicking you out into the desert is my way of thanking you. You're causing a lot of trouble by coming here."
Can you feel the love? These people really hate Empire soldiers! Jeez! I just nearly killed myself saving the life of a little girl from this place and they won't even give me the time of day! I mean... it started with me just wanting to get back at Coso, I know... but NOBODY could have blamed me if I didn't try to bring that girl back to life. THAT was a freebie, dammit! What's the matter with these people!? Ahem. Sorry about the rant. My dreams get pretty emotional.
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Now that I could walk again I decided to go buy a horse... and a map... so I could figure out where the hell I was and go home. I had money but I knew it wasn't the currency they used here, and I'm sure it would just piss people off if I tried to convince them to take Empire money, so it was bartering time. This town was actually pretty big, there had to be at least 15000 people living inside the wall, and probably another few thousand living by the water fishing and farming and crap. Some people stared and muttered to each other as I walked past and others turned around and went the other way. At this point I decided it wasn't that the people didn't appreciate me saving that girl, it's that they didn't believe I did it. They simply could not accept that an Empire soldier helped someone, at the very least not without ulterior motives. I saw what looked like a fairly large and well-rounded store and went inside. It was called "Lion Heart" and had an overly ornate sign depicting two lions facing each other and an angel in between them. When I went in the two customers that were inside went out. I went straight up to the man that looked like he was in charge, a husky man in his early thirties wearing a thick leather apron and sporting one hell of a mustache. He didn't look too happy that I came into his store...
"I'll trade you this Finisher's Spear for your best horse (I saw a stable around back of the place). It's worth more than everything in this store... good deal, don't you think?"
He continued to look pissed off, and wouldn't even look at me while he spoke... he just continued to act like he was busy with something.
"I wouldn't give you a lame horse, or a lame horse's shit for that."
This was a little surprising to me... most people know that magical things, especially those created by powerful sorcerors are typically very valuable...
"Do you know what a Finisher's Spear is? You could sell this for-"
People like to cut me off in this town. And he was mad now.
"I damn well know what it is. And we don't want your black arts or your demon weapons in this town, you hear me?!"
Hooboy... the fact that this city is called "Holy City Okan" would have been useful information to know BEFORE I came in here... but hey! Who ever said that I use black magic! I mean, I do... but he couldn't possibly know that!
"Hey, who says I use black magic?!"
"Nobody could hold that cursed spear bare-handed without being paralyzed by fear if they weren't a master of demon sorcery!"
Bugger is too damn smart... what the hell do I do now? How am I gonna get a horse if nobody will take my money and nobody wants my evil soaked loot... since when do Merchant's know so much about magic anyway? What kind of town IS this?! I mean, it's not like I'm gonna starve, since I'm wearing a Finisher's cloak... but it's HUNDREDS of miles back to the Empire!
"Also we have a no-shirt no-service policy."
Gehehehe... I'm not the one who lit my damn shirt on fire... it was his holy friends that decided my shirt was buddies with the devil and needed to be purged of evil...
"Okay, look-"
I was interrupted... again... but this time it was a good thing. It was the mother of that girl! The one adult in this town who couldn't POSSIBLY hate me! Right...? I mean, she was there when the Finisher offered to let me go if I let the girl die, and I attacked him anyway! She HAS to know I'm on the up and up!
"Dear! This man brought our little girl back to life! Show him your manners!"
The man looked a lot less big and mighty all the sudden... but still said, "Bastard probably used black magic to bring her back... now she's cursed to-"
"You LISTEN to ME! I will NOT hear ANY MORE unkind words about this courageous and honorable knight who risked his own life to save our precious daughter!"
At this, the man had been thuroughly quelled by his wife.
"I suppose (he said this very grudgingly)... I could offer you one of my horses to show my gratitude... for what you did for my family."
"You'll give him our FINEST horse, and you'll stop using that tone if you don't want to sleep in the stables!"
"Yes, dear..."
He shuffled off to find a saddle or something, I dunno. The mother looked at me with a very kind expression. She was really quite beautiful. A lot more beautiful than a 30-year old woman who has had at least 3 kids ought to be. We're talkin' perfect here... and what she was wearing could barely qualify as more than a negligee or some other kind of undergarment. I think she had been taking a snooze since the incident like I had.
"I could never thank you enough for what you did this morning... you'll always be welcome here in our home. If there's anything I can do for you before you leave let me know."
Why did she have to be married?! I REALLY wish I had known this was just a dream at this point. It might have been worth the complete lack of story afterwards... I woulda been all over her... Ahem, enough of my perversions. At this point the most... 'enthusiastic'... boy, who I'm fairly certain is her son poked his head in the front door. He and the two sisters had been listening outside.
"He said he wants you to kiss him and make him feel good!"
Ehehe... heh... heh... that's what I get, I suppose. Earlier, I was imagining her husband to be a scrawny little guy who wouldn't be a threat to anyone. I mean, she had him wrapped around her finger and all... but he already freakin' hated me. I'm just glad he wasn't within hearing range. And wait a minute! The way that damn kid said it makes it sound a LOT worse than how I said it! Also, I don't remember his name so I'm just making one up and going with my Streets or Rage theme. Before I could say anything stupid and incriminating, which I'm sure I would have, the mother turned on the scold-o-matic.
"Samuel! Behave yourself! This man has had to deal with enough trouble already!"
"Wha-at! That's what he said!"
Damn kid! Shut up!
"Go outside and play with your friends this instant!"
"Awww..."
He turned around and ran off, the sisters giggled a lot and ran off too. Precocious little scamps. I hope that kid falls down and scrapes his knees or something... I proceeded to say something that the mother chose to hear in a way that made sense to her.
"Kids these days. It's that darn music they listen to."
"Oh he's always been like that, he just loves to cause trouble."
"Well let's hope he doesn't try to be like me..."
The mother saw something that I didn't outide and looked at me with a very grave expression. Then she opened her word hole and spat sentences at me.
"I know it's harsh to say this, but it would be best if you left town as soon as possible. Personally I don't care if you really have had dinner with the devil like so many here think. But you have to watch out, the only reason the mages here didn't kill you in your sleep is because General Souther wouldn't let them. Even he can't keep them in check for long."
"I can tell, the good General told me the mages wouldn't come near me... but I know he was lying now, I'm sure he had to beat them back with a stick... why does everyone here hate Empire soldiers so much, anyway?!"
She hesitated for a moment.
"The children aren't old enough to remember... that's why they don't avoid you. Even I thought every Empire soldier was a heartless murderer until you came along. A squad of Empire soldiers came to this city 12 years ago... it was the last time we've let anyone from the Empire in our city until now. I don't know a lot of the details, and I don't know why they did it... but they killed hundreds of us... men, women and children... it didn't matter. They laughed as they cut down innocent people who pleaded for their lives... nobody ever talks about it. We all just try to forget."
Jesus christ. Damn. Well, at least I know now. I had no idea I was working with people like that...
"Whoa... okay. You don't have to tell me anymore... except, if you know who they were or at least what banner they were flying I can have them hung by their entrails as soon as I get home."
I meant it too, even if I was a field agent I was a high-ranking officer in the military. It's the sort of thing I had enough pull to do. She looked a little taken aback by my words... if only for a moment.
"I... can't recall. It was too long ago and I was hiding in the cellar. I didn't get a good look at them. Although the thought of there being some justice is a pleasing one."
I like her style. People who are all lame and like "Killing them wouldn't bring back the people that died it would only cause more suffering blah blah blah" totally suck. Yeah it would cause suffering! That's the whole point! Suffering for those sons-of-a-bitches that killed your friends and family! Revenge is a wonderful thing to have! Ahem, anyway. At this point Mr. Unappreciative came back to give me some more attitude and annoy me. He was simply incapable of at least faking a few pleasant words.
"Your horse is out front. Try not to trample anyone on your way out of town."
I hate this guy. I guess he built up some more anti-wife courage while he was away... I'm sure he regretted it later.
"I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! GET OUT OF HERE YOU WORTHLESS-!" she screamed. She didn't cut off... I just plugged my ears and ran outside.
At least the horse really was ready and didn't have anything wrong with it. General Souther was waiting for me by my brand new steed. His arms were crossed and he looked a little worried.
"You'd better saddle up and get on outta here, boy. I didn't wanna have to tell ya but the mages are trying to form a mob to get rid of you."
"It's always something..."
"They seem to think you've come here to scout the defenses so that the empire can send in troops and take over."
"I'm not a damn piss-ant scout. That's about as low-rank as they get."
General Souther suddenly looked a lot more serious than he ever had before.
"If they knew who you really were, they'd already have killed you."
I hopped onto the horse and got serious too.
"You sound so sure that they could catch me. I'd ask you to tell me how you ended up in this town... but I really don't want to have to hurt anyone, I think I can hear them tying a noose..."
That last part was a joke, and I said it with a smirk. As I started to ride off General Souther said one last thing. He knew what my job was as well as I did. I effectively had the same profession as lovable old Coso... I'm writing things in such a way as to have more dramatic effect for the reader. Shut up.
"I hope you never have official business here, assassin."
Without incident, I left town and headed East.
I have no recollection of the events between my leaving Holy City Okan and arriving at the Capitol city of the Empire. Also approximately 10 years passed between my returning home and the next set of events. I was awaiting the arrival of some people I was intended to work with in a dark and rainy alley between two buildings. Across the city at least a quarter of a mile away I could see a tall black tower through the gloom. So tall in fact that you could not discern the top of it. Lights pouring out it's windows kept rising into the sky until you could no longer see where one ended and the next started. That was part of some sort of headquarters for the Empire.
I still had the Finisher's spear and cloak after all that time, and I specifically noticed that I hadn't aged a single day because of the cloak. Normally people who had Finisher cloaks and Finishers themselves would be in a great deal of danger because obviously a lot of people would be willing to kill someone or battle a Finisher to get one of their cloaks... but there were severely high, nigh unreachable requirements for being able to even wear one without being cursed by it. Like the merchant said, one must be a master of demon sorcery to use such a thing effectively... and I was one of very few capable. In fact, it seemed as if the magic I used was forbidden even in the Empire except under certain circumstances like allowing specialists like myself to use it.
I was getting very bored and very irritated waiting for these guys... they were supposed to be here before me. When they showed up I saw that it was a team of Empire soldiers ten strong. They all looked like they were well-trained as warriors. Their leader told me that our orders were to head out to Holy City Okan. The Empire wished to install their own governor in the city, for it was an important city in the path of expanding to the West. Apparently they tried this a few months ago and the governor was violently kicked out of town... he didn't survive long after returning to the Capitol. They intended for me of all people to be the next attempt at installing a Governor... and it had been decided that this team of elite soldiers would be protection enough from the dissenting citizens. Normally I'd object to the whole thing but no matter what I did a governor would eventually take over that city, even if he had to massacre half the population just to do it. It might as well be me, I can trust myself to be fair to them at least, even if they were total dicks to me in the past.
I actually remember the journey back to Okan. After we left the enormous city that was the Empire's Capitol there was a distinct difference in reaction to seeing Empire soldiers. People in the Capitol would barely even notice us, or occasionally throw a friendly greeting our way. But on our way through a small burg people shut their windows and locked their doors, as if a glance from us could mean death.
Only one part of our travels stood out in particular, and that was when we were only a few miles away from the city and stopped to rest for the night. It was a dry and sandy climate, but couldn't qualify as a desert. You could always see another patch of trees down the road, and shrubbery was hardly uncommon. We sat in a circle around a fire... or more of a semi-circle with a floating point across from it. The soldiers all stayed out of arm's reach from me as if I might suddenly lash out at them. Nobody trusts an assassin, I guess.
While the soldiers muttered to each other and further ostracized me I saw several things lurking in the dark. One of them made some kind of crunching sound and all the soldiers shot to their feet and grabbed the hilts of their swords.
"What was that?! Does anyone see anything?" Their captain asked.
"Yeah. We're surrounded." I casually responded.
One of the soldiers had a worried look on his face, and loudly whispered, "Bandits...?!"
"Like anybody would be stupid enough to attack us... it's animals." I calmly replied.
I could tell it was a pack of some large anthropod beast, they we're standing hunched over in the dark about 30 feet away in every direction. There had to be at least two dozen of them. I hadn't stood up. I was just sitting on a log and gnawing on the bone of some animal. The soldiers had begun to stare at me with looks of disbelief.
The captain sounded none to pleased with me, and queried, "You don't seem worried! You just gonna sit there?"
"Your job is to protect me, isn't it?"
"That's our orders..."
"Well go earn your pay!"
Now all of the soldiers looked displeased and grumbled indecent words, but they formed a circle around me and advanced towards the beasts. I moved on to picking my teeth and I really paid no attention to the fight. I heard some yelling, and some roaring... and some high-pitched whining noises like a dog yelping as the soldiers undoubtably stuck swords in the monsters. I was kinda actually hoping the soldiers would lose, or at least get the crap beat out of 'em. An excuse not to go back to Okan would have been just dandy.
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This is the end of what I had time to write before I got distracted and forgot most of everything. Everything after this is just notes that are in the order I remembered them after I got back to writing it down. Dreams fade fast, I'm sure there was more, but that's all I got down. If you actually read everything up to this point you can write a 100 word essay on why sleeping too much fun. This may earn you an undetermined amount of points. Only the first few essays will get points. Yes, I know it's awesome to hide something like this in the middle of something most of you probably won't read. If Edan or that other guy writes something good again they'll get a double score for a combo.
-We arrived at town I had a terse argument with Souther. About what, I can't remember.-
-As Evening set in and we claimed an unused building we were attacked from all sides. Men on roofs of buildings with bows and arrows attacked first to little effect, the soldiers have very thick armor and I was behind them.-
-We backed off and ended up getting caught between two buildings with no way out. Except up... but only I could manage that. Even if the other soldiers were acrobatic enough they'd never have done it in that armor.-
-On both sides there were about 20 men with spears and round shields. The shields were silver and were designed with three crescents. Their spears were unremarkable other than that they all hadThey were mostly unarmored but held a massive advantage against our weapons given the confined space. Behind each group of men was an older man in white robes that looked just like the people who I saw earlier as I was passing out.-
-My soldiers weren't panicking but they knew they were totally screwed. I saw the old men in robes raise their hands at the same time, and all the enemy soldiers held their shields up to their faces. I yelled "cover your eyes" but it was too late. There was a bright flash, which I avoided most of, and the enemy soldiers charged forward. In the time it took me to jump and pull myself onto the roof of the shorter building my soldiers had already been killed or fatally injured.-
-Pact with demon.-
-Girl forced out of town.-
-Mother leaves with other daughter.-
-I bring the girl with me back to the Empire, and Empire sorcerors notice she has demonic power. I start trying to cover it up by saying that I just found her and she was already like that, but they don't listen and cut me off because they detect that she has the same blood as me. Empire mad that I did an unauthorized demon magic transfer, but I cover it up by saying she's my daughter, which is the only legal way to give someone demonic power since it can't be avoided. Then things get extremely awkward when we fall in love. Some nosey officials or nobles ask too many questions about us so I use my political pull to have them shipped overseas somewhere.-
-Well, I love me so much... and after I ressurected you you're more like me than any other girl... it's only natural, right?-
-I love you too, even if you are a coceited bastard.-
-You've got something on your vanity, Narcissus.-
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EdAn said:
I have to ask: What the fuck is this truck?
yeah..when did we get into garage band and shit?
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I have to ask: What the fuck is this truck?
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-2 points for spelling my name wrong.
Like half of those are true, anyway. And if you want to start making 'about dreams' posts then I'm going to blow you the fuck out of the water.
I had one recently where I was a magic man, and I had magic hands.
Like half of those are true, anyway. And if you want to start making 'about dreams' posts then I'm going to blow you the fuck out of the water.
I had one recently where I was a magic man, and I had magic hands.
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Uhhhhh..damn..umm we need girls.. shit.
Since theres no Girls here i guess we will make this a..girl firetruck uhhh...
Or talk to each other passionately?? AH FUCK!
WHAT HELL ARE WE TO DO GUYS???????THIS IS A FUCKING GUY SITE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! WE NEED SOME DAMN WOMEN!
Well ill bring this to the meeting....
Make this a Girl (hot girl) posting ruck.or talk about paris in jail.No nudity! (actually send me porn my email is triple_edgesk@yahoo.com)
I guess this is just like my Christmas special....ha..
Since theres no Girls here i guess we will make this a..girl firetruck uhhh...
Or talk to each other passionately?? AH FUCK!
WHAT HELL ARE WE TO DO GUYS???????THIS IS A FUCKING GUY SITE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! WE NEED SOME DAMN WOMEN!
Well ill bring this to the meeting....
Make this a Girl (hot girl) posting ruck.or talk about paris in jail.No nudity! (actually send me porn my email is triple_edgesk@yahoo.com)
I guess this is just like my Christmas special....ha..
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Is there strippers moving in with superjer?Are we invited to a party? Are we doing the silent treatment?
WERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?????
WERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?????
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How the Fuck...?
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It was originally, 5 long ass ones and I said fuck it they will hate me. so i lowered it to 3
And you and Zarathustra has the funny parts
Soon ill add Deleted scenes thats funny like Molkman calling me a bitch and maybe some others if i can findem
And you and Zarathustra has the funny parts
Soon ill add Deleted scenes thats funny like Molkman calling me a bitch and maybe some others if i can findem
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+5 points for being either brave or stupid enough to continue to argue about this with someone as notoriously unfair as myself.
Oh, yeah? Well, fuck you!
Oh, yeah? Well, fuck you!
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fuck.
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You two really aren't paying enough attention. The only thing that has been talked about for the past 2 weeks is Find the Hole. Figure it the fuck out, you bastards.
Both of you have to type a 100-word essay on why you're so damn stupid by Monday and post it here or I'll ban you.
You don't need to cite your sources.
Your name doesn't count as words.
This assignment is worth 100 points.
Bonus points will be awarded for each time you make me laugh.
This assignment ONLY applies to Wingus and Dingus here. If anyone else turns in a paper they will lose points.
Both of you have to type a 100-word essay on why you're so damn stupid by Monday and post it here or I'll ban you.
You don't need to cite your sources.
Your name doesn't count as words.
This assignment is worth 100 points.
Bonus points will be awarded for each time you make me laugh.
This assignment ONLY applies to Wingus and Dingus here. If anyone else turns in a paper they will lose points.
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i remember that tapeworm from somewhere.
for the next few rounds, I will search a random word in this forum.
this word...is "egg"
"'im thinking that banana should do his research.
as mr jacksmoke said, why the fuck would hp sell compaqs products, if it wasn't generating some sort of return or advertising for them"
for the next few rounds, I will search a random word in this forum.
this word...is "egg"
"'im thinking that banana should do his research.
as mr jacksmoke said, why the fuck would hp sell compaqs products, if it wasn't generating some sort of return or advertising for them"
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Connecting to //retortServer.
Connection accepted.
PRINT "Fuck you."
Connection lost.
"They asked me to do some reverse gardening while she hunted down her dad. This entailed throwing dead foliage on the ground and poorly constructing and leaving about bows."
I hope you liked it! <3
Connection accepted.
PRINT "Fuck you."
Connection lost.
"They asked me to do some reverse gardening while she hunted down her dad. This entailed throwing dead foliage on the ground and poorly constructing and leaving about bows."
I hope you liked it! <3
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Wow. That guy those words are describing sounds like he has a lot of free time. And I think he might be gay!
"Uh... where's my shirt?"
"Burned it. Nobody wanted to clean it. The mages wouldn't even come near you. Afraid of your blood and all that nonesense."
"Well fuck... I was kinda hoping I'd wake up with all my parts intact."
I'll be that one pierced straight through your heart and let your emotions flow.
"Uh... where's my shirt?"
"Burned it. Nobody wanted to clean it. The mages wouldn't even come near you. Afraid of your blood and all that nonesense."
"Well fuck... I was kinda hoping I'd wake up with all my parts intact."
I'll be that one pierced straight through your heart and let your emotions flow.
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SuperJer. What the hell. Why didn't you call me and remind me about it? What the fuck is wrong with you? You know what my memory is like. I actually peed thinking about how happy I'd be trying to find the hole with you guys. I hate you, SuperJer.
Also, what the hell? Am I not an admin anymore? How am I supposed to give people insulting titles based on their color like this?!
Also, what the hell? Am I not an admin anymore? How am I supposed to give people insulting titles based on their color like this?!
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fuck that...i get my own shit...
If you want hentai playboy or any other shit ill hook ya up.
If you want hentai playboy or any other shit ill hook ya up.
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Ya know what, 30 min still left im bored as hell...so Im ganna post MORE!
BUT THIS TIME IM GOIN ALL OUT!
Damn im naughty...
SHIT THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR!
AND THE BEST PIC EVER
IM KIDDING!
It has now gone to 12:00AM FUCK YOU
LETS GO TO THE PAST!
Damn she was hot then.WAS
Well gatta go i might post more for the fun of it .Hope ya enjoyed this special ,special
BUT THIS TIME IM GOIN ALL OUT!
Damn im naughty...
SHIT THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR!
AND THE BEST PIC EVER
IM KIDDING!
It has now gone to 12:00AM FUCK YOU
LETS GO TO THE PAST!
Damn she was hot then.WAS
Well gatta go i might post more for the fun of it .Hope ya enjoyed this special ,special
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Now for he Christmas girls..prepare to be poppin boners...this is also hard cuz all im getting is anime so...
NARUTO FANS unlike me
FUCK THIS IM JUST PUTTING HOT GIRLS.....
Now im poppin boners...
I don't think theres any nudity in any of these and basically don't give a shit
I could do this all day...
Candice is he hottest girl in the wwe i have seen all her playboy pics and her sex vid...Hottest one out ther i say
By the looks of it they are either fake dolls or they got body painted
This is hot
OH GOD NO!
Oh well too many well post more if ya want i have to go jackoff now...se ya!
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
NARUTO FANS unlike me
FUCK THIS IM JUST PUTTING HOT GIRLS.....
Now im poppin boners...
I don't think theres any nudity in any of these and basically don't give a shit
I could do this all day...
Candice is he hottest girl in the wwe i have seen all her playboy pics and her sex vid...Hottest one out ther i say
By the looks of it they are either fake dolls or they got body painted
This is hot
OH GOD NO!
Oh well too many well post more if ya want i have to go jackoff now...se ya!
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
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Da da da.
Hi, i feel as if we are not very jolly this time of year so I brought my own special.
we are ganna talk about the fucked up shit of 07 and have some fun in this truck and count the days i get my 360...errr i mean till saint nick finally gets off his fat ass and gives us something.
Anyways heres the list of Fucked up shit to do.
FUCKED UP SHIT TO DO!
Friday:Talk about the shit thats gone on in 07.
Saturday:Post Funny pics or animations of Christmas shit.
Sunday:Post Christmas girls...this is probably my department.
Monday:I'm opening presents i don't care what the fuck your doing.
Ya Maybey some Pissy admins ganna close this cuz they don't like me or something. But have a good time!
Oh also i dedicate this truck to the Re new-ation of the Forum.
Hi, i feel as if we are not very jolly this time of year so I brought my own special.
we are ganna talk about the fucked up shit of 07 and have some fun in this truck and count the days i get my 360...errr i mean till saint nick finally gets off his fat ass and gives us something.
Anyways heres the list of Fucked up shit to do.
FUCKED UP SHIT TO DO!
Friday:Talk about the shit thats gone on in 07.
Saturday:Post Funny pics or animations of Christmas shit.
Sunday:Post Christmas girls...this is probably my department.
Monday:I'm opening presents i don't care what the fuck your doing.
Ya Maybey some Pissy admins ganna close this cuz they don't like me or something. But have a good time!
Oh also i dedicate this truck to the Re new-ation of the Forum.
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Dude. What the fuck.
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i luv the fuck you part!!! 
i give it 5-@
i give it 5-@
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THAT CAT??? Awesomeness!!
But seriously, supreme, what the FUCK is that?
But seriously, supreme, what the FUCK is that?