Mostly for project reality.


unfortunately I'm still a major noob at this game, but I remember this epic time when I got like 7 kills as a Taliban, all in the same life. 4 of em by using a pipebomb, and 2 more by ambushing, then I went around this compound and got one american before his squad took me out :(

and also I do NOT play with brazilians and try to avoid people with wierd ass accents

He was a major noob, plus I finished first on kubra dam as the MEC against random noobs WITHOUT flying a plane or heli or being a whore (I was tanking + camping the near flag to the US main with the rpk)

cloudy, it's cuz your a dota noob that you would think dota 2 sucks. I remember when I first played dota (this was the time when everyone were major noobs), it was 1v1 with a friend who picked keeper of the light. So I picked CM and went dagon first and tried to first blood him. Needless to say, I failed and I ended up hating the game. Until I got my first godlike with drow ranger only a month after beginning dota against some random n00bs online. So I guess you can say I'm a fast learner!

allocblock:full
A tough one to figure out, vague error that usually shows up when you start the game or during compile, or even when WC/Hammer starts up - you have gone over the memory limit somewhere for some reason. It can be too little RAM (128M is about minimum), a leaf saw into leaf error, too long pathnames, too many textures, too big a level, too big or too many model/sprites, too big a wav sound file - or it could be that old "too many wads" mistake, a huge "noob" brush around the map to prevent leaks, too many SKY faces on hidden brush faces in the level - or even something else. Example: In early versions of NS, the 3D area info location entities were a major cause.
If it happens during compile, do not use WC/Hammer to "run" the map, but use a front end or batch file to compile with. You could also get more RAM.

(The following may still be handy, however be aware that Software mode allocates memory dynamicly, so it may automaticly seem to "fix" any error. Therefore the following info MAY lead you into a dead end:
Some brush-based entities have rendering properties that, when they interact in OpenGL/D3D video cards, they crash. Switch Half-Life to Software mode first, then load the map. If it loads you now know it is something that is handle different in software, then for Opengl/d3d check water, glows, additive, sprites, transparencies (illusionaries, windows, ect.), env_beams and so on.)

If it happens in opening a level in WC, it may be you have an animating model showing in one view. You must switch to single view instead of multiple, and try different ones until you get past it.

cl_weather 1, you noob

STFU no you didnt

and the last dota game I played, was also very noob, I was rexxar and by far the highest level in the game (when the host left I was level 16 and the 2nd highest was level 13 guy on our team, and the highest level on their team was a level 9 sladar (I'm not kidding)

so thankfully my team wasn't noob, while their was noob, and we managed to completely pwn them

What you NONSTEAMING HACKING NOOB

and according to steaming pile of shit tf2 is 10 gigabytes...

story behind this:

This dude who is ct is the only guy left and the bomb is planted
He is at the ladder in de_nuke
He kills the only t left with 1hp
He's a noob and doesnt realize you can get down with 1hp.

So we all laugh at him

OMG GTFO NOOB WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU NOOB DREAM THEATER PWNS TESTAMENT ANY DAY

and why you do you think they're bad?

OMG GTFO YOU NOOB o0o o0o o0o o0o o0o

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_tours/system_of_a_down_confirm_tour_dates.html

isnt this awesome or what?

You're a noob if you go around correcting people's grammar on the internet

HALFLIFE.WAD YOU SILLY NOOB
AND DOES MY BIG TEXT SCARE YOU?? CAUSE IF IT DOES YOUR A PUSSY

It's probably mother fucking shitface noob asshole bitch gay aaronjer, since he's the only admin who actually posts.

RB is fail anyway. And I am trolling... in a way, it's just a more sophisticated method of trolling that I'm using, and that method is posting something confusing then calling the person who failed to understand it a noob and proclaim myself the greatest troll ever [/give me a medal aaronjer you fucker]

Infact there are 20, you and Metallica is the best mother fucking shitface noob asshole bitch AaronJer

Metallica is the best mother fucking shitface noob asshole bitch gay aaronjer

He didn't get the wrong impression, he just acknowledge your statement about him being a noob mapper...

That's cause you have bad taste, and you weren't even in this tread so I suggest you GTFO noob.

Agreed.

true enough, but it assumes the commander actually drops the supplies, which is noobish enough since if i were out of bullets i would just go knifing people(and the commander has to realize that)

you shouldnt play any of these valve games, instead you should play dota! have fun being called a feeder and noob if you lose, and a maphacker if you win!
yeah dota in malaysia has a really shitty community, all they can talk about are "sohai(pussy or something like that in chinese) feeders" or "mcb noobhai leave la" and if you leave they will call you leaver, so you cant win,since you get called a hacker

in other words, be glad theyre just calling you gay

yes havokk, my balls havent dropped yet, im sorry yours have though, and i didnt call them noob, i said 'noobS'

well i meant new member here

seriously, who are you and why did you call the new guy a noob

hmm, thats cause that was some noob map, and after that i stopped making normal maps

uhh.. make ur own texture noob

or u can cover ur whole map with a trigger_<once or multiple> and have a game_text and it prints ur name on the screen or something like tat

omg stop fucking around mate de vate and actually make a test map for elevators noob

noob shit get a life rather than being an idiot

did u know that when u impulse 201(spray) it will spray out a decal?
and in vhe they look white the decals, but they will appear red ingame(unless mate de vate and fucking newbie come and cry to aaronjer claiming that im insulting them... BUTS THAT WRONG NOOB FUCK AHAHFDHGKJADGAKDGOADGAKDGKADGKADGAI)

place all players in an trigger_multiple and let it trigger a info_playerweaponstrip

then let them fall into another trigger_multiple and let them trigger a game_playerequip
then they fall into a trigger_teleport and teleport them to the map
*the noob way*

and fuck u mate de vate copying my signature AND UR FUCKING AVATAR OMG I WILL USE MY GODLY SKILLS AT PYTHON AND CHANGE IT AHAHHAHAAH

create ur ladder brush

copy it and paste very close to it , then press ctrl+t and choose func_ladder
NOOB

css is better graphicly wise and has pyshics 000
but its a noob game, i aimed at feat and got a headshot

if u wan to be good use cs 1.6 and czero

yeah...
im 12 and i can script for CS
so dont be a noob angus

zzz noob

maybe u have no .mdl or u r a noob:)just kidding!

u didnt run rad or vis, or ur a noob

heres the best

jingle bells
U smell
U r a noob
U suck
like donkey balls
and f**k wells [wells with water:)]
Hey!