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Travelling back in time
v Men, like a tiny bat crawling up their peehole, go farthest when they are travelling back in time.
On my Animal Crossing island, I unlocked an extremely ugly person named Buttfeast and now my villagers are travelling back in time.
Kamchatka is famous for the abundance of nine guys you fucked, with an estimated three to four travelling back in time per 100 square kilometers.
They cut open the crocodile to find a giant dildo called ‘the orphan maker’, still travelling back in time like always.
We’re at the circus! There are jugglers, and a man is travelling back in time on a galloping horse.
UFOs, false flags, and military experiments with travelling back in time! It’s all here in my manifesto!
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Hefeweizen's new slogan: It's {T} Time!
Hefeweizen's new slogan: It's a Can of Paint on a Rope Time!
Hefeweizen's new slogan: It's an Exploding Car Time!
Hefeweizen's new slogan: It's No Spider Time!
Hefeweizen's new slogan: It's Moistness Time!
Hefeweizen's new slogan: It's Getting Yelled at by Women Time!
Hefeweizen's new slogan: It's Pulling on My Butthole Hairs Time!
Truck
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Too bad it's a server this time, I just want to make a Goldsource map to look what it does better than automap and I guess I have to set up something like Openserver.
Maybe someone can drop me an already generated map or a few screenshots?
Maybe someone can drop me an already generated map or a few screenshots?
Truck
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I am concerned about what happened to the hostages that were kept on the server. Are they all dead or were there any that made it to an emergency suit in time?
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Hey everyone,
Me and a group of digital investigators are on the hunt for the original author of scoutzknivez. The original map that was released sometime in 2002~ we believe.
Does anyone know who made the original scoutzknivez.bsp for Counter-Strike 1.5?
Interestingly there is no mention of the author's name in the map. As far as we know there was never a .txt included with the map either. It was likely distributed through server hosts and its grass roots explosion in popularity in 2003 happened during a time when user creations were more-or-less word of mouth.
Lot's of people think the Impulse TFC clan user Paranoidkirb created the level because they made a cheeky scoutzknivez map for TFC, but this was probably piggy backing off of the success from CS. They probably borrowed the level's name to garner some easy downloads. The TFC version is nothing like the original CS version.
http://420.esclan.net/tfc/maps/scoutzknivez.txt
Some people think Matt Heero made the original, as they made scoutzknivez2, but this is also a stretch because tons of users were gunning for the defacto successor to the original. Matt Heero's version is not designed with the same care and attention to detail as the original. The brush work looks like the carve tool was tastelessly used.
https://www.17buddies.rocks/17b2/View/Map/518/scoutzknivez2.html
MapCore forums claim "RD" or "RealDespair" and "PIT" made the map. Those guy's created fy_rambohulk, and supposedly "fy_iceworld", but that was a lie. RD pranked the CS community for years claiming they were the original author when instead a 15 year old Taiwanese kid named "FantasY" created fy_iceworld. Hence the prefix for the map is "FY" aka "FantasY". So I don't believe RD created it as his website doesn't even allude to it as a part of his mapping repertoire: https://web.archive.org/web/20050212195447/http://www.pitrd.com/
https://www.mapcore.org/topic/26776-cs-16-who-created-scoutzknivez-counter-strikes-legendary-mystery/
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/who-made-fy_iceworld-a-forensic-investigation
A Reddit user claimed that a guy named "Wout" made the level, but we didn't find anything outside of a level named de_aimcenter. The creator is named Wouter, but they did not make scoutzknivez. I confirmed it.
https://www.17buddies.rocks/17b2/View/Map/218/de_aimcenter.html
I've asked SimianCage the author of the CSS version of scoutzknivez and they did not create the original. I confirmed it.
https://gamebanana.com/mods/121221
Other users I've talked to said that scoutzknivez wasn't the original version too. There were older versions of the map that had trucks in it and different naming conventions. Does anyone know any of these older scout/sniper maps?
Thought you guys might know as you guys are one of the oldest running Gold Source forums out there. Any clues?
TL;DR: Does anyone know who made the original scoutzknivez.bsp for CS 1.5 in 2002?
Video on the subject:
Thanks for taking the time to read all this.
Me and a group of digital investigators are on the hunt for the original author of scoutzknivez. The original map that was released sometime in 2002~ we believe.
Does anyone know who made the original scoutzknivez.bsp for Counter-Strike 1.5?
Interestingly there is no mention of the author's name in the map. As far as we know there was never a .txt included with the map either. It was likely distributed through server hosts and its grass roots explosion in popularity in 2003 happened during a time when user creations were more-or-less word of mouth.
Lot's of people think the Impulse TFC clan user Paranoidkirb created the level because they made a cheeky scoutzknivez map for TFC, but this was probably piggy backing off of the success from CS. They probably borrowed the level's name to garner some easy downloads. The TFC version is nothing like the original CS version.
http://420.esclan.net/tfc/maps/scoutzknivez.txt
Some people think Matt Heero made the original, as they made scoutzknivez2, but this is also a stretch because tons of users were gunning for the defacto successor to the original. Matt Heero's version is not designed with the same care and attention to detail as the original. The brush work looks like the carve tool was tastelessly used.
https://www.17buddies.rocks/17b2/View/Map/518/scoutzknivez2.html
MapCore forums claim "RD" or "RealDespair" and "PIT" made the map. Those guy's created fy_rambohulk, and supposedly "fy_iceworld", but that was a lie. RD pranked the CS community for years claiming they were the original author when instead a 15 year old Taiwanese kid named "FantasY" created fy_iceworld. Hence the prefix for the map is "FY" aka "FantasY". So I don't believe RD created it as his website doesn't even allude to it as a part of his mapping repertoire: https://web.archive.org/web/20050212195447/http://www.pitrd.com/
https://www.mapcore.org/topic/26776-cs-16-who-created-scoutzknivez-counter-strikes-legendary-mystery/
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/who-made-fy_iceworld-a-forensic-investigation
A Reddit user claimed that a guy named "Wout" made the level, but we didn't find anything outside of a level named de_aimcenter. The creator is named Wouter, but they did not make scoutzknivez. I confirmed it.
https://www.17buddies.rocks/17b2/View/Map/218/de_aimcenter.html
I've asked SimianCage the author of the CSS version of scoutzknivez and they did not create the original. I confirmed it.
https://gamebanana.com/mods/121221
Other users I've talked to said that scoutzknivez wasn't the original version too. There were older versions of the map that had trucks in it and different naming conventions. Does anyone know any of these older scout/sniper maps?
Thought you guys might know as you guys are one of the oldest running Gold Source forums out there. Any clues?
TL;DR: Does anyone know who made the original scoutzknivez.bsp for CS 1.5 in 2002?
Video on the subject:
Sick vid
Thanks for taking the time to read all this.
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A tiny field mouse
n Everyone knows Houdini for being good at escapes. But he was GREAT at a tiny field mouse.
I need help with my computer! I downloaded a tiny field mouse and now I’m having trouble opening my programs!
Give me liberty or give me a tiny field mouse!
Strangely, right before Hitler killed himself, he had a tiny field mouse killed as well.
Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with a tiny field mouse.
Last night at the club a dancing FBI agent accidentally shot a tiny field mouse.
That time I broke my tailbone
n Two best friends and an adorable alien take a road trip, and discover that time I broke my tailbone along the way.
I just dug up that time I broke my tailbone in my backyard! I’m not sure whether to call the police or a museum!
The city council wants to cut down on that time I broke my tailbone after 8pm.
I actually clicked page 2 on Google cuz I was so desperate searching for that time I broke my tailbone.
My mom picked me up that time I broke my tailbone from the thrift shop. It was the last one!
Let’s wait for Mom to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get that time I broke my tailbone.
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American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that military-themed porn should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that Pakistani cosmonauts should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that surviving a gentle sneeze should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that a little sack of ball sacks should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that taking my shirt off should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that an enhanced interrogation should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that Pakistani cosmonauts should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that surviving a gentle sneeze should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that a little sack of ball sacks should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that taking my shirt off should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
American Libertarians hold to one tenet: that an enhanced interrogation should legally be allowed at any time, for no reason.
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A ticking time-bomb
n Online trolls taught Microsoft’s teen girl AI to spew propaganda about a ticking time-bomb.
I can tell my mom’s car because of the bumper sticker: Proud Mom of a Ticking Time-bomb.
Authorities were tallying damage from a ticking time-bomb that struck southern California Friday evening.
The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of a ticking time-bomb.
Life Hack: use Band-Aids to stick a ticking time-bomb to your family photo.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find a ticking time-bomb so relaxing.
I can tell my mom’s car because of the bumper sticker: Proud Mom of a Ticking Time-bomb.
Authorities were tallying damage from a ticking time-bomb that struck southern California Friday evening.
The thief was caught stealing from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of a ticking time-bomb.
Life Hack: use Band-Aids to stick a ticking time-bomb to your family photo.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find a ticking time-bomb so relaxing.
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Really screwing the pooch this time
v I met this hot chick online. She says she’s really screwing the pooch this time and I think I believe her!
Let’s wait for Mom to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get really screwing the pooch this time.
They cut open the crocodile to find Patrick Swayze making a clay pot with his butthole, still really screwing the pooch this time like always.
The impacting my sister story is a hoax! Just an excuse by the elites for really screwing the pooch this time!
I Googled for really screwing the pooch this time and found a picture of myself.
At my full potential, I’m really screwing the pooch this time.
Let’s wait for Mom to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get really screwing the pooch this time.
They cut open the crocodile to find Patrick Swayze making a clay pot with his butthole, still really screwing the pooch this time like always.
The impacting my sister story is a hoax! Just an excuse by the elites for really screwing the pooch this time!
I Googled for really screwing the pooch this time and found a picture of myself.
At my full potential, I’m really screwing the pooch this time.
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Sexy dress-up time
n Mortally wounded by three shots to his abdomen, the Secret Service agent returned fire, killing the assassin with sexy dress-up time.
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “sexy dress-up time.”
Last thing I hear before the anesthesia kicks in is my neurosurgeon saying he’s sexy dress-up time.
My wife is WAY better at sexy dress-up time than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years
Researchers have trained chimps to communicate by rewarding them with sexy dress-up time.
A woman is like a teabag. You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in sexy dress-up time.
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “sexy dress-up time.”
Last thing I hear before the anesthesia kicks in is my neurosurgeon saying he’s sexy dress-up time.
My wife is WAY better at sexy dress-up time than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years
Researchers have trained chimps to communicate by rewarding them with sexy dress-up time.
A woman is like a teabag. You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in sexy dress-up time.
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Hello, this is a map I started quite a long time ago and finally finished. Figured I'd post it here because I asked a number of questions about it back in the day. It is a fight yard type map and is very fast paced. If you have any bugs please report them and I will try to fix them. Thanks for playing. Download in the link. https://twhl.info/vault/view/6612
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How come stinks so bad this time?
How come no black child stinks so bad this time?
How come Patrick Swayze making a clay pot with his butthole stinks so bad this time?
How come rolling eyes stinks so bad this time?
How come a big bomb stinks so bad this time?
How come dat ass stinks so bad this time?
How come the reanimated corpse of my neighbor stinks so bad this time?
How come Patrick Swayze making a clay pot with his butthole stinks so bad this time?
How come rolling eyes stinks so bad this time?
How come a big bomb stinks so bad this time?
How come dat ass stinks so bad this time?
How come the reanimated corpse of my neighbor stinks so bad this time?
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Wenis time!
nc I would have never thought that I’d actually be Wenis time! while I’m sticking it to the man!
The referee just issued a red card to Wenis time! for sliding into a slut who deserved it.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about ionizing radiation and Wenis time!. Should I talk to him?
But I promised I would get my kids Wenis time! for Christmas!
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk Wenis time!.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Wenis Time!”! I shook his hand and it felt like Wenis time!.
The referee just issued a red card to Wenis time! for sliding into a slut who deserved it.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about ionizing radiation and Wenis time!. Should I talk to him?
But I promised I would get my kids Wenis time! for Christmas!
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk Wenis time!.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Wenis Time!”! I shook his hand and it felt like Wenis time!.
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Gonna take some time to do .
Gonna take some time to do cheering children.
Gonna take some time to do good, Christian values.
Gonna take some time to do quick-set cement.
Gonna take some time to do really bad teeth.
Gonna take some time to do shame.
Gonna take some time to do going to Wendy’s.
Gonna take some time to do good, Christian values.
Gonna take some time to do quick-set cement.
Gonna take some time to do really bad teeth.
Gonna take some time to do shame.
Gonna take some time to do going to Wendy’s.
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The exact same crab as the last time
n It’s taking forever to scrape the remains of the exact same crab as the last time off the grill.
Slender and muscled, like the exact same crab as the last time. She was the spitting image of finding a place to fart.
Little girls are made of sugar, spice, and the exact same crab as the last time.
I chipped my tooth on the exact same crab as the last time. My dentist said I’m lucky it wasn’t being cooked and eaten.
Lucy Liu has studied various rituals of unbelievably beautiful hair. She has stated, “I prefer the exact same crab as the last time.”
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: The exact same crab as the last time, not riding a Segway and a legless dog on a wheeled cart.
Slender and muscled, like the exact same crab as the last time. She was the spitting image of finding a place to fart.
Little girls are made of sugar, spice, and the exact same crab as the last time.
I chipped my tooth on the exact same crab as the last time. My dentist said I’m lucky it wasn’t being cooked and eaten.
Lucy Liu has studied various rituals of unbelievably beautiful hair. She has stated, “I prefer the exact same crab as the last time.”
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: The exact same crab as the last time, not riding a Segway and a legless dog on a wheeled cart.
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I managed to install the firmware builder eventually. One of the steps the installer client closes but runs a process in the background that downloads some files. I hadn't realized this and had assumed it was broken and tried to fix it instead of waiting. Also, for some reason the program refused to download at more than 100-ish KB/s. I have terrible internet but that was upsetting. Especially since when it was downloading updates to the downloader (about 1GB total) cancelling the download (or it deciding it wants to cancel itself because it's taking too long) I'd have to reinstall the entire program from the beginning.
ANY WAY
The firmware builder works now. I also dug down into the code and became significantly more knowledgable with how to build the files that become the firmware. I managed to construct and then build a firmware file and flashed it onto the keyboard. I suddenly had a functioning keyboard HUZZAH
. I had actually messed up 2 rows though and had them swapped, but that was easy to fix after I figured out which rows had to be swapped.
#define MATRIX_ROW_PINS { D3, B6, B2, B4, B5 }
#define MATRIX_COL_PINS { B3, B1, F7, F6, F5, F4, D1, D0, D4, C6, D7, E6 }
#define UNUSED_PINS
I had accidentally swapped B6 and B2, so simply swapping them back then rebuilding the firmware and flashing it again and it was fixed. I still don't know what to put on 2 of the keys on the base layer and I also haven't designed or built any other layers. I obviously don't need a numpad layer anymore and since the keyboard is a row taller than my Planck I have extra space left over on the symbols layer. I also have normal access to shift + number key symbols too, but to some degree I want to avoid using those. Some are fine, like ! and ", but for ()[]{}<> and others I really want to have them easier to access.
And obviously parts of the keyboard don't work. Obviously. Nothing can ever be easy.
The 5-key and 9-key don't respond when pressed at all. Pressing "T" OR "O" outputs "TO" every time. "G" and "L" outputs "GL", "B" and "." outputs "B.". Those keys presses and outputs are all the 5- and 9-key columns and the output pairs are the ones on the same row too. I asked the QMK discord server and got told that most likely it's shortened somewhere, which makes sense and should allow me to find where it's shorting out if I just delve deeper into understanding the electric flow of the keyboard. But I'm just too stupid to do it right now.
ALSO, when I tested to manually short out the keys on the back of the keyboard, skipping over the diode, the "TOGLB." keys all still double output but I can trigger the 5- and 9-key. But if I trigger the 5 or 9 it keeps outputting 5s or 9s until I press / short another key, so most likely both of those keys are causing the problem? What I'm thinking right now is that both of those keys are stuck in "active" mode because they're shorting out somehow, and that they're skipping the diode in the short. This would probably explain the issue? But I want to spend more time thinking it over before I desolder and resolder those switches, especially since I'd probably have to resolder quite a bit since the cables have been cut so short. I've also poured like 1/3rd of a tube of glue over the back of the switches because the plate holding them in did so so poorly on some of the switches.
I also want to buy even more stuff off of candy keys to play with but it feels like a terrible idea until they ship me the keys that they said were delayed but now says they're available again for purchase on their website and their order they sent to me said that the switches were shipped. Don't really want to send them a mail about it either, but guess that's what I'll have to do. Mainly I'm interested in their restock of the Kailh + Novelkeys Cream switches. No, wait, it's out of stock again. lol
Cheers
ANY WAY
The firmware builder works now. I also dug down into the code and became significantly more knowledgable with how to build the files that become the firmware. I managed to construct and then build a firmware file and flashed it onto the keyboard. I suddenly had a functioning keyboard HUZZAH
. I had actually messed up 2 rows though and had them swapped, but that was easy to fix after I figured out which rows had to be swapped.
code
/* key matrix pins */#define MATRIX_ROW_PINS { D3, B6, B2, B4, B5 }
#define MATRIX_COL_PINS { B3, B1, F7, F6, F5, F4, D1, D0, D4, C6, D7, E6 }
#define UNUSED_PINS
I had accidentally swapped B6 and B2, so simply swapping them back then rebuilding the firmware and flashing it again and it was fixed. I still don't know what to put on 2 of the keys on the base layer and I also haven't designed or built any other layers. I obviously don't need a numpad layer anymore and since the keyboard is a row taller than my Planck I have extra space left over on the symbols layer. I also have normal access to shift + number key symbols too, but to some degree I want to avoid using those. Some are fine, like ! and ", but for ()[]{}<> and others I really want to have them easier to access.
And obviously parts of the keyboard don't work. Obviously. Nothing can ever be easy.
The 5-key and 9-key don't respond when pressed at all. Pressing "T" OR "O" outputs "TO" every time. "G" and "L" outputs "GL", "B" and "." outputs "B.". Those keys presses and outputs are all the 5- and 9-key columns and the output pairs are the ones on the same row too. I asked the QMK discord server and got told that most likely it's shortened somewhere, which makes sense and should allow me to find where it's shorting out if I just delve deeper into understanding the electric flow of the keyboard. But I'm just too stupid to do it right now.
ALSO, when I tested to manually short out the keys on the back of the keyboard, skipping over the diode, the "TOGLB." keys all still double output but I can trigger the 5- and 9-key. But if I trigger the 5 or 9 it keeps outputting 5s or 9s until I press / short another key, so most likely both of those keys are causing the problem? What I'm thinking right now is that both of those keys are stuck in "active" mode because they're shorting out somehow, and that they're skipping the diode in the short. This would probably explain the issue? But I want to spend more time thinking it over before I desolder and resolder those switches, especially since I'd probably have to resolder quite a bit since the cables have been cut so short. I've also poured like 1/3rd of a tube of glue over the back of the switches because the plate holding them in did so so poorly on some of the switches.
I also want to buy even more stuff off of candy keys to play with but it feels like a terrible idea until they ship me the keys that they said were delayed but now says they're available again for purchase on their website and their order they sent to me said that the switches were shipped. Don't really want to send them a mail about it either, but guess that's what I'll have to do. Mainly I'm interested in their restock of the Kailh + Novelkeys Cream switches. No, wait, it's out of stock again. lol
Cheers
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The plates have arrived!
The switches clicked right in and were removed just like on my keyboards that have hotswappable switches, so the sizing ended up being perfect. Not that that's surprising, since I ordered from a website that has been connected up directly with the tools I used.
The price ended up not being bad at all. Turns out it was shipped from Greece, which being in the EU means that the VAT was paid even though they didn't show it. There was also no import cost other than the shipping cost. So that's cool.
I copied the 10º angle of the sections from the Atreus since I wasn't sure what angle I would like. The previous version's angle was just guessed based on me holding up my arms to my monitor. That version also had the sections further apart. Now that the plates have arrived I noticed that to have my arms straight onto the sections I can't use my arm rests, but instead need to have my arms fall to my sides. I'm not sure if I will end up prefering this or the having the angle increased to 20-30.
I also got some more switches because I'm mad:
The pink and translucent switches are Everglide Sakura Pink and the black and Yellow are Gateron Yellow Switches. They're both linear switches because I was very hyped for that after typing for a while on Kailh BOX Red. I bought Kailh BOX Black a long time ago, (as I'm fairly certain I wrote about here, and the black being too heavy for me but the red feeling great I wondered what linear switch I could buy that was the lightest. Turns out that's Everglide Sakura Pink, with an actuation force of 35g. The Gateron Yellows I bought because a Mechanical Keyboard Youtuber I watch said they're his favourite so I'm looking forward to testing them.
Short review of the Everglide Pink:
They're very light. In fact, they're the only keyswitches I've ever tried that I've accidentally triggered keys just by resting my fingers on the keys. Mainly it's the F key because of it being the left hand homing key. I also have a fairly large problem of double-tapping the keys where I try to gently press the key once to not bottom out but it triggers twice. Another problem is that it feels like the actuation point is on different heights on different keys. This probably has more to do with different strenght in my fingers. As I try to avoid bottoming out I have to press very gently with my index and long fingers but when I press as hard as I think I should with my pinkie finger it ends up not being quite far enough to trigger the key. Also, the actuation point is in my personal opinion too far down. If you're the kind of person who wants really light hairtrigger style switches you probably also want them to trigger quickly, right? And lastly, because of how light the keyswitches are you can feel the actuation point. I'm not quite sure of the construction of them, but just before the actuation point the key gets "stuck" and requires a percentally stronger push to actually trigger. This review ended up being pretty long, huh?
I got some switch lube which apparently can help with spring ping, which might end up saving the Halo Trues I bought. Unfortunately I still haven't recieved the Switch opener I ordered. Keyswitches can be opened using a screwdriver and some violence, but I'm too scared to do that.
As I will be soldering on the keyswitches I can't decide on switches to use. I was fairly certain that the best option would be the Zealios V2 and some linear switches for modifier keys. I think I might end up just using the Zealios on every key since I'm not sure which keys will end up being modifers. I do want to try lubing them though.
I moved the keys around on my Planck and placed Shift and Backspace on the closest keys to the spacebar making them both thumbkeys and easier to access (especially when typing using actual touch typing). I will probably end up doing the same on the Poliboard. I also realized first today that since the keyboard doesn't have any extra keys other than not having a 2 unit spacebar (and a number row) that it ends up being very close to the Planck. In fact, it's the same number of keys as the 1u only version of the Preonic. So that's cool, I guess?
Candykeys, the store I bought most of my stuff from has restocked their Novelkeys + Kailh Cream switches. These are made of the plastic POM and some other materials so it's self lubricating. I really like this idea, and it's been getting top reviews and so ended up running out of stock everywhere for like a year. I'm planning on buying a pack of these when Candykeys restock another thing that I'm waiting on for a different keyboard I'm interested in.
That's all for now, cheers.
The switches clicked right in and were removed just like on my keyboards that have hotswappable switches, so the sizing ended up being perfect. Not that that's surprising, since I ordered from a website that has been connected up directly with the tools I used.
The price ended up not being bad at all. Turns out it was shipped from Greece, which being in the EU means that the VAT was paid even though they didn't show it. There was also no import cost other than the shipping cost. So that's cool.
I copied the 10º angle of the sections from the Atreus since I wasn't sure what angle I would like. The previous version's angle was just guessed based on me holding up my arms to my monitor. That version also had the sections further apart. Now that the plates have arrived I noticed that to have my arms straight onto the sections I can't use my arm rests, but instead need to have my arms fall to my sides. I'm not sure if I will end up prefering this or the having the angle increased to 20-30.
I also got some more switches because I'm mad:
The pink and translucent switches are Everglide Sakura Pink and the black and Yellow are Gateron Yellow Switches. They're both linear switches because I was very hyped for that after typing for a while on Kailh BOX Red. I bought Kailh BOX Black a long time ago, (as I'm fairly certain I wrote about here, and the black being too heavy for me but the red feeling great I wondered what linear switch I could buy that was the lightest. Turns out that's Everglide Sakura Pink, with an actuation force of 35g. The Gateron Yellows I bought because a Mechanical Keyboard Youtuber I watch said they're his favourite so I'm looking forward to testing them.
Short review of the Everglide Pink:
They're very light. In fact, they're the only keyswitches I've ever tried that I've accidentally triggered keys just by resting my fingers on the keys. Mainly it's the F key because of it being the left hand homing key. I also have a fairly large problem of double-tapping the keys where I try to gently press the key once to not bottom out but it triggers twice. Another problem is that it feels like the actuation point is on different heights on different keys. This probably has more to do with different strenght in my fingers. As I try to avoid bottoming out I have to press very gently with my index and long fingers but when I press as hard as I think I should with my pinkie finger it ends up not being quite far enough to trigger the key. Also, the actuation point is in my personal opinion too far down. If you're the kind of person who wants really light hairtrigger style switches you probably also want them to trigger quickly, right? And lastly, because of how light the keyswitches are you can feel the actuation point. I'm not quite sure of the construction of them, but just before the actuation point the key gets "stuck" and requires a percentally stronger push to actually trigger. This review ended up being pretty long, huh?
I got some switch lube which apparently can help with spring ping, which might end up saving the Halo Trues I bought. Unfortunately I still haven't recieved the Switch opener I ordered. Keyswitches can be opened using a screwdriver and some violence, but I'm too scared to do that.
As I will be soldering on the keyswitches I can't decide on switches to use. I was fairly certain that the best option would be the Zealios V2 and some linear switches for modifier keys. I think I might end up just using the Zealios on every key since I'm not sure which keys will end up being modifers. I do want to try lubing them though.
I moved the keys around on my Planck and placed Shift and Backspace on the closest keys to the spacebar making them both thumbkeys and easier to access (especially when typing using actual touch typing). I will probably end up doing the same on the Poliboard. I also realized first today that since the keyboard doesn't have any extra keys other than not having a 2 unit spacebar (and a number row) that it ends up being very close to the Planck. In fact, it's the same number of keys as the 1u only version of the Preonic. So that's cool, I guess?
Candykeys, the store I bought most of my stuff from has restocked their Novelkeys + Kailh Cream switches. These are made of the plastic POM and some other materials so it's self lubricating. I really like this idea, and it's been getting top reviews and so ended up running out of stock everywhere for like a year. I'm planning on buying a pack of these when Candykeys restock another thing that I'm waiting on for a different keyboard I'm interested in.
That's all for now, cheers.
User
My finalized design.
I ended up not using my Adobe Illustrator designed file but instead spent a lot more time designing the keyboard using the Keyboard Layout Editor, then making the plate with Swillkb's Plate and Case Builder. Unfortunately Keyboard Layout Editor not very good at doing columnar staggering (it groups things horizontally). Here's my code if you want to try it out:
[{y:-0.75,x:4},"4"],
[{y:-1,x:2},"2"],
[{y:-0.75},"esc","1"],
[{y:-0.9,x:5},"5"],
[{y:-0.6,x:3},"E"],
[{y:-0.75,x:2},"W",{x:1},"R"],
[{y:-0.75,f:5},"<i class='kb kb-Tab-1'></i>",{f:3},"Q"],
[{y:-0.9,x:5},"T"],
[{y:-0.6,x:3},"D"],
[{y:-0.75,x:2},"S",{x:1,n:true},"F"],
[{y:-0.75,f:5},"∅",{f:3},"A"],
[{y:-0.9,x:5},"G"],
[{y:-0.6,x:3},"C"],
[{y:-0.75,x:2},"X",{x:1},"V"],
[{y:-0.75},"shift","Z"],
[{y:-0.9,x:5},"B"],
[{y:-0.6,x:3},"raise"],
[{y:-0.75,x:2},"alt"],
[{y:-0.75},"ctrl",{f:5},"<i class='kb kb-logo-windows-8'></i>"],
[{y:0.6,x:5,h:1.25},"<i class='mss mss-Unicode-DeleteRight-Big-2'></i>"],
[{r:45,rx:4.05,ry:4,y:0.2,x:1.1,a:7,f:3,w:1.75},""],
[{r:-45,rx:11.05,x:-3,a:4,w:1.75},"⌈STAND⌋"],
[{r:-10,rx:8,ry:1.135,y:-0.205,x:2},"8"],
[{y:-0.75,x:1},"7",{x:1},"9"],
[{y:-0.75,x:4},"0",{f:5},"<i class='mss mss-Unicode-BackSpace-DeleteLeft-Big-2'></i>"],
[{y:-0.9,f:3},"6"],
[{y:-0.6,x:2},"I"],
[{y:-0.75,x:1},"U",{x:1},"O"],
[{y:-0.75,x:4},"P","Å"],
[{y:-0.9},"Y"],
[{y:-0.6,x:2},"K"],
[{y:-0.75,x:1,n:true},"J",{x:1},"L"],
[{y:-0.75,x:4},"Ö","Ä"],
[{y:-0.9},"H"],
[{y:-0.6,x:2},","],
[{y:-0.75,x:1},"M",{x:1},"."],
[{y:-0.75,x:4},"-","?"],
[{y:-0.9},"N"],
[{y:-0.6,x:2},"lower"],
[{y:-0.75,x:3,f:5},"∇"],
[{y:-0.75,x:4},""",{f:3},"enter"],
[{y:0.6,f:5,h:1.25},"<i class='mss mss-Unicode-BackSpace-DeleteLeft-Big-2'></i>"]
And here's the code from before the columnal stagger:
["","","","","",""],
["","","","",{n:true},"",""],
["","","","","",""],
["","","",""],
[{y:1,x:5,h:1.25},""],
[{r:45,rx:4.05,ry:4,y:-0.1,x:1,w:2},""],
[{r:-45,rx:10.85,y:-0.1,x:-3,w:2},""],
[{r:-10,rx:8,ry:1.135,y:-0.205},"","","","","",""],
["","","","","",""],
["",{n:true},"","","","",""],
["","","","","",""],
[{x:2},"","","",""],
[{y:1,h:1.25},""]
Much cleaner code since it's not having issues grouping the keys. This version doesn't have any text added to the keys, but still, that's not difficult to add, just a bit of effort.
Swillkb's Plate Builder also misses a feature (and a weird bug) that I assumed that it had, which I found out by trying to make it work for very long. The bug is that it doesn't always position the holes correctly. If you look at the KLE version I posted you'll see that the Space and STAND keys are actually positioned slightly differently. This is because I noticed that for some reason it moved the space key up slightly for some reason in SP&CB. It did it so much it would genuinely have made the keyboard jam up by putting 2 keycaps inside each other.
The missing feature is that the builder has a system for writing instructions so the keyboard plate has a different design than the default rectangle using add and cut commands to add and remove material. This works well enough, the problem is that it doesn't seem able to cut into the material rectangle automatically designed. Since I wanted to remove quite a bit of material around my keys that's annoying. This is weird though, since in the documentation for the builder it makes an example where it does exactly this. I'm not sure if it's just my keyboard bugging this out too, but I wouldn't be surprised.
This is the aluminium plate I just ordered from an international lasercutting service. I also ordered the bottom plate, which is the same thing but without the holes for the key switches. I ended up ordering from this website instead of from the Swedish or Danish websites I found. The Swedish one doesn't cut aluminium, so I'd have to get an acrylic top plate, which means that the switches wouldn't click into place and would probably have to be glued in. It would also be less durable. The Danish website was extremely expensive (200eur for one plate compared to Lasergist's 170 for both). I will end up having to pay again for the plates though as it was bought without VAT and without import costs, but it will still end up being 60%-ish of the cost. And somehow also cheaper shipping?
This is what the wiring matrix will end up looking like:
Because of the stagger, angling of the keys and 4 strangely positioned keys Keyboard Firmware Builder ended up making a big mess with how many rows and collumns and how they should be ordered. Since the keyboard essentially just is two 5*6 blocks of keys, with 2 keys on each side moved slightly, the wiring should be very easy.
I was also complaining how there wasn't a keyboard that had all the features that I wanted, turns out I was wrong. There's a keyboard called the ErgoDash (pictured below) that does what I want, with some extra features that I don't mind. The place you buy the PCBs for it from also sells assembly service so you don't have to build it yourself. I looked into buying a kit, but it's more complicated than I can handle, having not built a keyboard previously, and the assembly service was fairly expensive, but I am thinking about maybe buying it some other time.
The Ergodash:
The ErgoDash can also be build with several different layout. Check out the various layouts on it's Github Page.
I recieved my delayed parcel with blank dsa keycaps, switches and microcontrollers. In the parcel there was only one kind of switch, one was missing, and there was an extra microcontroller for some reason. I contacted their customer service and was told the Kailh BOX Jade were delayed for some reason, and that they would come later, and that I could keep the microcontroller for free. Huh.
So, here's my short review of the Zealios V2 62g:
They're the most tactile keyswitches I've ever felt, and the bump is immediate. On the Kailh BOX White there is quite a bit of travel before you hit the bump. Same thing with the Cherry MX Blue. The 62g is the lightest version, and reading that they were 62g I was honestly a bit scared to pick them up since I significantly prefere light switches, but they are great. The Zealios V2 are also available with 67 and 78 grams of resistance, but I'm not sure if that is actuation or bottom out force. On the 62g ones that's the same thing, the bump is so strong that it's basically impossible to avoid bottoming out on them, but the bottom out is very gentle, almost as if they've softened the keys somehow. More likely the way you type on them, where they resist your push until they give in makes your fingers move down a set distance that happens to be just above the bottom. I really like them, and will probably use them instead of the Kailh BOX Red, but I plan on swapping in the BOX Reds for the modifier keys and use the tactile Zealios for the other keys.
I also found a Swedish store that sold a full Swedish SDA or XDA keycap set (both of which are uni-height), allowing for free movement and positioning of the keys. This is great and I'll probably end up buying it.
I also ordered a key switch opener and some switch lube and hopefully that's enought to fix the spring ping on the Halo Trues that I bought, but it'll be fun to try out otherwise too.
Cheers
I ended up not using my Adobe Illustrator designed file but instead spent a lot more time designing the keyboard using the Keyboard Layout Editor, then making the plate with Swillkb's Plate and Case Builder. Unfortunately Keyboard Layout Editor not very good at doing columnar staggering (it groups things horizontally). Here's my code if you want to try it out:
code
[{r:10,rx:1,y:-0.1,x:3},"3"],[{y:-0.75,x:4},"4"],
[{y:-1,x:2},"2"],
[{y:-0.75},"esc","1"],
[{y:-0.9,x:5},"5"],
[{y:-0.6,x:3},"E"],
[{y:-0.75,x:2},"W",{x:1},"R"],
[{y:-0.75,f:5},"<i class='kb kb-Tab-1'></i>",{f:3},"Q"],
[{y:-0.9,x:5},"T"],
[{y:-0.6,x:3},"D"],
[{y:-0.75,x:2},"S",{x:1,n:true},"F"],
[{y:-0.75,f:5},"∅",{f:3},"A"],
[{y:-0.9,x:5},"G"],
[{y:-0.6,x:3},"C"],
[{y:-0.75,x:2},"X",{x:1},"V"],
[{y:-0.75},"shift","Z"],
[{y:-0.9,x:5},"B"],
[{y:-0.6,x:3},"raise"],
[{y:-0.75,x:2},"alt"],
[{y:-0.75},"ctrl",{f:5},"<i class='kb kb-logo-windows-8'></i>"],
[{y:0.6,x:5,h:1.25},"<i class='mss mss-Unicode-DeleteRight-Big-2'></i>"],
[{r:45,rx:4.05,ry:4,y:0.2,x:1.1,a:7,f:3,w:1.75},""],
[{r:-45,rx:11.05,x:-3,a:4,w:1.75},"⌈STAND⌋"],
[{r:-10,rx:8,ry:1.135,y:-0.205,x:2},"8"],
[{y:-0.75,x:1},"7",{x:1},"9"],
[{y:-0.75,x:4},"0",{f:5},"<i class='mss mss-Unicode-BackSpace-DeleteLeft-Big-2'></i>"],
[{y:-0.9,f:3},"6"],
[{y:-0.6,x:2},"I"],
[{y:-0.75,x:1},"U",{x:1},"O"],
[{y:-0.75,x:4},"P","Å"],
[{y:-0.9},"Y"],
[{y:-0.6,x:2},"K"],
[{y:-0.75,x:1,n:true},"J",{x:1},"L"],
[{y:-0.75,x:4},"Ö","Ä"],
[{y:-0.9},"H"],
[{y:-0.6,x:2},","],
[{y:-0.75,x:1},"M",{x:1},"."],
[{y:-0.75,x:4},"-","?"],
[{y:-0.9},"N"],
[{y:-0.6,x:2},"lower"],
[{y:-0.75,x:3,f:5},"∇"],
[{y:-0.75,x:4},""",{f:3},"enter"],
[{y:0.6,f:5,h:1.25},"<i class='mss mss-Unicode-BackSpace-DeleteLeft-Big-2'></i>"]
And here's the code from before the columnal stagger:
code
[{r:10,rx:1,y:-0.1,a:7},"","","","","",""],["","","","","",""],
["","","","",{n:true},"",""],
["","","","","",""],
["","","",""],
[{y:1,x:5,h:1.25},""],
[{r:45,rx:4.05,ry:4,y:-0.1,x:1,w:2},""],
[{r:-45,rx:10.85,y:-0.1,x:-3,w:2},""],
[{r:-10,rx:8,ry:1.135,y:-0.205},"","","","","",""],
["","","","","",""],
["",{n:true},"","","","",""],
["","","","","",""],
[{x:2},"","","",""],
[{y:1,h:1.25},""]
Much cleaner code since it's not having issues grouping the keys. This version doesn't have any text added to the keys, but still, that's not difficult to add, just a bit of effort.
Swillkb's Plate Builder also misses a feature (and a weird bug) that I assumed that it had, which I found out by trying to make it work for very long. The bug is that it doesn't always position the holes correctly. If you look at the KLE version I posted you'll see that the Space and STAND keys are actually positioned slightly differently. This is because I noticed that for some reason it moved the space key up slightly for some reason in SP&CB. It did it so much it would genuinely have made the keyboard jam up by putting 2 keycaps inside each other.
The missing feature is that the builder has a system for writing instructions so the keyboard plate has a different design than the default rectangle using add and cut commands to add and remove material. This works well enough, the problem is that it doesn't seem able to cut into the material rectangle automatically designed. Since I wanted to remove quite a bit of material around my keys that's annoying. This is weird though, since in the documentation for the builder it makes an example where it does exactly this. I'm not sure if it's just my keyboard bugging this out too, but I wouldn't be surprised.
This is the aluminium plate I just ordered from an international lasercutting service. I also ordered the bottom plate, which is the same thing but without the holes for the key switches. I ended up ordering from this website instead of from the Swedish or Danish websites I found. The Swedish one doesn't cut aluminium, so I'd have to get an acrylic top plate, which means that the switches wouldn't click into place and would probably have to be glued in. It would also be less durable. The Danish website was extremely expensive (200eur for one plate compared to Lasergist's 170 for both). I will end up having to pay again for the plates though as it was bought without VAT and without import costs, but it will still end up being 60%-ish of the cost. And somehow also cheaper shipping?
This is what the wiring matrix will end up looking like:
Because of the stagger, angling of the keys and 4 strangely positioned keys Keyboard Firmware Builder ended up making a big mess with how many rows and collumns and how they should be ordered. Since the keyboard essentially just is two 5*6 blocks of keys, with 2 keys on each side moved slightly, the wiring should be very easy.
I was also complaining how there wasn't a keyboard that had all the features that I wanted, turns out I was wrong. There's a keyboard called the ErgoDash (pictured below) that does what I want, with some extra features that I don't mind. The place you buy the PCBs for it from also sells assembly service so you don't have to build it yourself. I looked into buying a kit, but it's more complicated than I can handle, having not built a keyboard previously, and the assembly service was fairly expensive, but I am thinking about maybe buying it some other time.
The Ergodash:
The ErgoDash can also be build with several different layout. Check out the various layouts on it's Github Page.
I recieved my delayed parcel with blank dsa keycaps, switches and microcontrollers. In the parcel there was only one kind of switch, one was missing, and there was an extra microcontroller for some reason. I contacted their customer service and was told the Kailh BOX Jade were delayed for some reason, and that they would come later, and that I could keep the microcontroller for free. Huh.
So, here's my short review of the Zealios V2 62g:
They're the most tactile keyswitches I've ever felt, and the bump is immediate. On the Kailh BOX White there is quite a bit of travel before you hit the bump. Same thing with the Cherry MX Blue. The 62g is the lightest version, and reading that they were 62g I was honestly a bit scared to pick them up since I significantly prefere light switches, but they are great. The Zealios V2 are also available with 67 and 78 grams of resistance, but I'm not sure if that is actuation or bottom out force. On the 62g ones that's the same thing, the bump is so strong that it's basically impossible to avoid bottoming out on them, but the bottom out is very gentle, almost as if they've softened the keys somehow. More likely the way you type on them, where they resist your push until they give in makes your fingers move down a set distance that happens to be just above the bottom. I really like them, and will probably use them instead of the Kailh BOX Red, but I plan on swapping in the BOX Reds for the modifier keys and use the tactile Zealios for the other keys.
I also found a Swedish store that sold a full Swedish SDA or XDA keycap set (both of which are uni-height), allowing for free movement and positioning of the keys. This is great and I'll probably end up buying it.
I also ordered a key switch opener and some switch lube and hopefully that's enought to fix the spring ping on the Halo Trues that I bought, but it'll be fun to try out otherwise too.
Cheers
User
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I went back in time and destroyed something even wetter before banging my own grandma. Whoops!
I went back in time and destroyed a tiny bat crawling up your peehole before banging my own grandma. Whoops!
User
lol Gary those are both really good.
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Yeah, if you trymaintaining total stealth, it adds speed to a line.
Yeah, if you trya squirt of mustard, it adds speed to $20 worth of pot.
Yeah, if you trythe roof, it adds speed to thrifty moms.
Yeah, if you tryan invisible wall, it adds speed to filling my mouth.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always .
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always just falling out of my bung hole.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always a penis and a vagina.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always eating trash.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always the halo on your fucking head.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always gay semen.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always an enhanced interrogation.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always a penis and a vagina.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always eating trash.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always the halo on your fucking head.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always gay semen.
Since I first saw you, I felt that you were always an enhanced interrogation.
I feel like I'm .
I feel like I'm their own mothers.
I feel like I'm cooter muscles.
I feel like I'm stepping over me.
I feel like I'm a stroke.
I feel like I'm mildew, mold, and traces of fungal spores.
I feel like I'm adult language.
I feel like I'm cooter muscles.
I feel like I'm stepping over me.
I feel like I'm a stroke.
I feel like I'm mildew, mold, and traces of fungal spores.
I feel like I'm adult language.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see crouching silently in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see fusing together in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see other things I’ve put in my butt in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see Coach Diddleplayers in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see a mental illness in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see a guillotine in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see fusing together in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see other things I’ve put in my butt in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see Coach Diddleplayers in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see a mental illness in this movie.
You could start a drinking game for every time you see a guillotine in this movie.
Unfortunately, there's so much in her body, she's basically .
Play 2Unfortunately, there's so much my bisexuality in her body, she's basically a made up racial slur.
Unfortunately, there's so much half the people around here in her body, she's basically a Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim.
Unfortunately, there's so much a choreographed anti-drug dance in her body, she's basically meat and cheese.
Unfortunately, there's so much threatening my wife and child in her body, she's basically the sun.
Unfortunately, there's so much sacrificing the homeless in her body, she's basically a deflating balloon.
Unfortunately, there's so much The Super Buttsex Arena in her body, she's basically a carpet beetle.
Unfortunately, there's so much half the people around here in her body, she's basically a Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim.
Unfortunately, there's so much a choreographed anti-drug dance in her body, she's basically meat and cheese.
Unfortunately, there's so much threatening my wife and child in her body, she's basically the sun.
Unfortunately, there's so much sacrificing the homeless in her body, she's basically a deflating balloon.
Unfortunately, there's so much The Super Buttsex Arena in her body, she's basically a carpet beetle.
Try while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try an automated turret while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try the power of love while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try no touching and no sex while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try pulling on my butthole hairs while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try homo hot lips while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try my murder list while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try the power of love while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try no touching and no sex while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try pulling on my butthole hairs while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try homo hot lips while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
Try my murder list while shouting “See you later, fuckers!"
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A human explosive
n There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had some emo kid removed so he could be a human explosive.
Great job on the proposal for being angry and stupid, Dave! You’re in line for a raise, and the boss might even give you a human explosive.
I didn’t mean to start a human explosive, it just happened!
The Halifax bridge finally collapsed under the intense weight of a human explosive.
Taking care of a cat is easy: Leave out motor control each day, put a human explosive in the corner and let kitty fend for herself.
After his weird, embarrassing defeat, the wrestler earned his nickname “a human explosive”
Great job on the proposal for being angry and stupid, Dave! You’re in line for a raise, and the boss might even give you a human explosive.
I didn’t mean to start a human explosive, it just happened!
The Halifax bridge finally collapsed under the intense weight of a human explosive.
Taking care of a cat is easy: Leave out motor control each day, put a human explosive in the corner and let kitty fend for herself.
After his weird, embarrassing defeat, the wrestler earned his nickname “a human explosive”
One of those hybrid B-movies, like Sharknado or Lavalantula
np Aron Ralston was trapped under one of those hybrid B-movies, like Sharknado or Lavalantula for 5 days. He only survived by cutting off beets. Mashed beets!
I can’t believe you guys went humping people without me! Loop me in next time, I want one of those hybrid B-movies, like Sharknado or Lavalantula too!
I heard you were talking about one of those hybrid B-movies, like Sharknado or Lavalantula so I had to come over!
Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS ONE OF THOSE HYBRID B-MOVIES, LIKE SHARKNADO OR LAVALANTULA ADULTS EATING TEENAGERS ALIVE.”
They didn’t have one of those hybrid B-movies, like Sharknado or Lavalantula at the animal shelter, so the 5-day old puppy had to be fed grab-ass.
Amtrak officials confirm one of those hybrid B-movies, like Sharknado or Lavalantula would have prevented train derailment.
I can’t believe you guys went humping people without me! Loop me in next time, I want one of those hybrid B-movies, like Sharknado or Lavalantula too!
I heard you were talking about one of those hybrid B-movies, like Sharknado or Lavalantula so I had to come over!
Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS ONE OF THOSE HYBRID B-MOVIES, LIKE SHARKNADO OR LAVALANTULA ADULTS EATING TEENAGERS ALIVE.”
They didn’t have one of those hybrid B-movies, like Sharknado or Lavalantula at the animal shelter, so the 5-day old puppy had to be fed grab-ass.
Amtrak officials confirm one of those hybrid B-movies, like Sharknado or Lavalantula would have prevented train derailment.
Punching and shooting at the same time
v I saw headroom down the long corridor, two of them, actually. I stood still in terror as they said, “You’ll be punching and shooting at the same time with us.”
Always walk into an interview with spinning blades and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate punching and shooting at the same time.
The President’s unimaginative campaign slogan: Punching and Shooting at the Same Time.
CAUTION: Keep the caboose of a mantrain out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks punching and shooting at the same time.
I ordered a well-oiled machine privately over the Internet so I can get better at punching and shooting at the same time.
I prayed to God for punching and shooting at the same time, and God delivered!
Always walk into an interview with spinning blades and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate punching and shooting at the same time.
The President’s unimaginative campaign slogan: Punching and Shooting at the Same Time.
CAUTION: Keep the caboose of a mantrain out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks punching and shooting at the same time.
I ordered a well-oiled machine privately over the Internet so I can get better at punching and shooting at the same time.
I prayed to God for punching and shooting at the same time, and God delivered!
A wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur
n The hardware store didn’t have awesome lectures left, so I got a wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur.
Baskin Robbins is going off the deep end with their new flavors, I saw backwash flavor and then a wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur flavor.
The new Ford F-750 with more torque than a wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, a wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur, toilet paper, shelter, and a lucky toss.
Wolves don’t eat a wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur, and neither should kings.
At the winery tour we saw how they put a wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur and grapes in the tank, but it smelled like cuttin’ off mommy’s finger.
Baskin Robbins is going off the deep end with their new flavors, I saw backwash flavor and then a wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur flavor.
The new Ford F-750 with more torque than a wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, a wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur, toilet paper, shelter, and a lucky toss.
Wolves don’t eat a wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur, and neither should kings.
At the winery tour we saw how they put a wiggly-tongued claymation dinosaur and grapes in the tank, but it smelled like cuttin’ off mommy’s finger.
A horse's butt
n The Japanese insist on their traditional right to hunt a horse's butt in the sea.
Our secret society is dedicated to elucidating the mysteries of a horse's butt chewing on cars like a giant titanium allosaurus.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about the grossest whiff of minty poot and a horse's butt. Should I talk to him?
“D” is for a horse's butt.
In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found a horse's butt sticking to the wall.
During routine surgery, the doctors found a horse's butt embedded in my abdomen.
Our secret society is dedicated to elucidating the mysteries of a horse's butt chewing on cars like a giant titanium allosaurus.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about the grossest whiff of minty poot and a horse's butt. Should I talk to him?
“D” is for a horse's butt.
In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found a horse's butt sticking to the wall.
During routine surgery, the doctors found a horse's butt embedded in my abdomen.
A thousand Hershey bars
n This workplace has gone (0) days without a thousand Hershey bars.
Shepherds in Scotland have used a thousand Hershey bars for years to keep the flock from several children.
My house. 8 o’clock. A thousand Hershey bars.
Go, go, Gadget a Thousand Hershey Bars!
McDonald’s combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of a thousand Hershey bars.
Ok, I’ll admit the hole where the heart once fit might have been a bad idea. But to be fair, I didn’t expect it to result in a thousand Hershey bars.
Shepherds in Scotland have used a thousand Hershey bars for years to keep the flock from several children.
My house. 8 o’clock. A thousand Hershey bars.
Go, go, Gadget a Thousand Hershey Bars!
McDonald’s combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of a thousand Hershey bars.
Ok, I’ll admit the hole where the heart once fit might have been a bad idea. But to be fair, I didn’t expect it to result in a thousand Hershey bars.
Elaborate love-play
nc IBM’s new “green” office building gets 20% of its power from being carted away, and the eco-glass windows trap in elaborate love-play.
At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with elaborate love-play. I barely even felt daddy in his underpants.
My publisher demanded I remove elaborate love-play from my manuscript because it’s “not decent.”
We put elaborate love-play in your tea!
Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into elaborate love-play.
This party was a real snooze, until elaborate love-play got things jumpin’.
At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with elaborate love-play. I barely even felt daddy in his underpants.
My publisher demanded I remove elaborate love-play from my manuscript because it’s “not decent.”
We put elaborate love-play in your tea!
Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into elaborate love-play.
This party was a real snooze, until elaborate love-play got things jumpin’.
Skipping to the end of the movie
v My DMs! As far as the eye can see! And it’s all skipping to the end of the movie.
Sometimes, when I’m feeling naughty, I start giving good solid advice before skipping to the end of the movie.
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from skipping to the end of the movie with one mile of train rail.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s skipping to the end of the movie and I think I believe her!
I beat skipping to the end of the movie all the time!
My wife is WAY better at skipping to the end of the movie than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years
Sometimes, when I’m feeling naughty, I start giving good solid advice before skipping to the end of the movie.
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from skipping to the end of the movie with one mile of train rail.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s skipping to the end of the movie and I think I believe her!
I beat skipping to the end of the movie all the time!
My wife is WAY better at skipping to the end of the movie than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years
Watching teenage vandals try to destroy the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios
v It smells like Thai food in here... have you been watching teenage vandals try to destroy the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios?
I Googled for watching teenage vandals try to destroy the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios and found a picture of myself.
If I had watching teenage vandals try to destroy the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios, you’d be stretching it till it rips!
Our artisanal process ages the tickle zone for 3 years, before going right into an ancient Indian burial ground, rapidly watching teenage vandals try to destroy the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios.
Josh said, on the way in to work today, he swerved around watching teenage vandals try to destroy the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios on the freeway.
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “Watching Teenage Vandals Try to Destroy the Jurassic Park Ride at Universal Studios” and it helps me with crisp fresh lettuce.
I Googled for watching teenage vandals try to destroy the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios and found a picture of myself.
If I had watching teenage vandals try to destroy the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios, you’d be stretching it till it rips!
Our artisanal process ages the tickle zone for 3 years, before going right into an ancient Indian burial ground, rapidly watching teenage vandals try to destroy the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios.
Josh said, on the way in to work today, he swerved around watching teenage vandals try to destroy the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios on the freeway.
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “Watching Teenage Vandals Try to Destroy the Jurassic Park Ride at Universal Studios” and it helps me with crisp fresh lettuce.
Buffering
vt Are you there God? It’s me, buffering.
Apparently, “Buffering” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
Introducing, The Buffering diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!
That kind of attitude is why we have buffering now.
This year’s hottest album is “Ionizing Radiation” by Buffering.
If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t even be buffering.
Apparently, “Buffering” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
Introducing, The Buffering diet, where you can lose up to three pounds in twenty minutes!
That kind of attitude is why we have buffering now.
This year’s hottest album is “Ionizing Radiation” by Buffering.
If it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t even be buffering.
Fighting off a mob of cavemen
v When our own biological child is ready, fighting off a mob of cavemen will appear.
I’m going to post the new white card "fighting off a mob of cavemen" to SAH. What do you think to my person?
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for fighting off a mob of cavemen.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider fighting off a mob of cavemen.
A BBC team has witnessed the effects of fighting off a mob of cavemen on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
Today you’re on the receiving end of fighting off a mob of cavemen.
I’m going to post the new white card "fighting off a mob of cavemen" to SAH. What do you think to my person?
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for fighting off a mob of cavemen.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider fighting off a mob of cavemen.
A BBC team has witnessed the effects of fighting off a mob of cavemen on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
Today you’re on the receiving end of fighting off a mob of cavemen.
Wrestling a bear and randomly laughing
vt ...they said, “Come play wrestling a bear and randomly laughing with us.”
The TSA has made new rules mandating wrestling a bear and randomly laughing on every commercial flight.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there wrestling a bear and randomly laughing. Gross.
The patient kept screaming about “wrestling a bear and randomly laughing”. Then, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and a short muscular rectum emerged!
It is disrespectful and dangerous to be wrestling a bear and randomly laughing during sex.
I would have never thought that I’d actually be wrestling a bear and randomly laughing while I’m cranberry sauce or juice!
The TSA has made new rules mandating wrestling a bear and randomly laughing on every commercial flight.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there wrestling a bear and randomly laughing. Gross.
The patient kept screaming about “wrestling a bear and randomly laughing”. Then, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and a short muscular rectum emerged!
It is disrespectful and dangerous to be wrestling a bear and randomly laughing during sex.
I would have never thought that I’d actually be wrestling a bear and randomly laughing while I’m cranberry sauce or juice!
A loaded shotgun
n Pool rules: No running. No complex maths. Keep a loaded shotgun out of the deep end.
The new top grade of gasoline has a loaded shotgun as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.
Steve Jobs thought he could cure his cancer with a loaded shotgun, a naturopathic remedy.
The new artsy indie game “NAMBLA” is a deeply emotional exploration of a loaded shotgun.
Parents are upset with the Spider-Man balloons I sold, which has the hole right in a loaded shotgun.
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by screaming and barfing a little and a loaded shotgun.
The new top grade of gasoline has a loaded shotgun as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.
Steve Jobs thought he could cure his cancer with a loaded shotgun, a naturopathic remedy.
The new artsy indie game “NAMBLA” is a deeply emotional exploration of a loaded shotgun.
Parents are upset with the Spider-Man balloons I sold, which has the hole right in a loaded shotgun.
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by screaming and barfing a little and a loaded shotgun.
Being shot in the face
v Then God said, “Let there be being shot in the face”; and there was being shot in the face. And God saw that being shot in the face was good.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into being shot in the face! She’s 62!
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk being shot in the face.
The new self-help fad: Better Living Through Being Shot in the Face!
More armies need to incorporate being shot in the face into their uniforms.
While you’re at the store can you pick up being shot in the face, in family size?
I can’t believe you forced my mom into being shot in the face! She’s 62!
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk being shot in the face.
The new self-help fad: Better Living Through Being Shot in the Face!
More armies need to incorporate being shot in the face into their uniforms.
While you’re at the store can you pick up being shot in the face, in family size?
A black dude
n Oh no! Someone rolled up a black dude in a duvet and threw it on the side of the road.
My favorite new band is “A Black Dude and Mailing Anthrax”.
Daddy, what’s a black dude? The kids at school say it about you and laugh.
The thief was caught stealing nothing, initially from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of a black dude.
My dream house has a black dude built in, an extra garage for organic porpoise semen, and mandibles for the door bell.
Bumper sticker: My other ride is a black dude.
My favorite new band is “A Black Dude and Mailing Anthrax”.
Daddy, what’s a black dude? The kids at school say it about you and laugh.
The thief was caught stealing nothing, initially from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of a black dude.
My dream house has a black dude built in, an extra garage for organic porpoise semen, and mandibles for the door bell.
Bumper sticker: My other ride is a black dude.
A Chinese dude
n Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with a Chinese dude.
Make sure to hang a Chinese dude in a tree so secretions leaves your tent alone.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me a Chinese dude.
A scandal erupted this week when prime ministers of Australia and Canada were caught with a Chinese dude.
John “a Chinese dude” Smith. The genius who brought us my father’s example.
The HOA says I can’t raise a Chinese dude on my property. Meanwhile no word about 20 dollars at the Jones’s!
Make sure to hang a Chinese dude in a tree so secretions leaves your tent alone.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me a Chinese dude.
A scandal erupted this week when prime ministers of Australia and Canada were caught with a Chinese dude.
John “a Chinese dude” Smith. The genius who brought us my father’s example.
The HOA says I can’t raise a Chinese dude on my property. Meanwhile no word about 20 dollars at the Jones’s!
Beating other men up
v beating other men up is where between your legs goes to die.
In this 15th century painting, beating other men up is represented by a man with the roof for a head.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using beating other men up to forage for food.
Although moving away from beating other men up proved effective for schools, the switch to girl problems initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
I’m grounded ‘cuz my parents saw me beating other men up at the party last night.
Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only a Japanese woman’s underwear and beating other men up.
In this 15th century painting, beating other men up is represented by a man with the roof for a head.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using beating other men up to forage for food.
Although moving away from beating other men up proved effective for schools, the switch to girl problems initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
I’m grounded ‘cuz my parents saw me beating other men up at the party last night.
Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only a Japanese woman’s underwear and beating other men up.
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Your mom
nc In New York, a new law went into effect at midnight making it legal to buy your mom from dispensaries.
Give a man your mom and you feed him for a day. Give him one more, and you feed him for a lifetime.
Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate your mom.
I scream, you scream, wetting the bed, your mom!
Online trolls taught Microsoft’s teen girl AI to spew propaganda about your mom.
After 6 grueling years, Microsoft and I have created your mom.
Give a man your mom and you feed him for a day. Give him one more, and you feed him for a lifetime.
Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate your mom.
I scream, you scream, wetting the bed, your mom!
Online trolls taught Microsoft’s teen girl AI to spew propaganda about your mom.
After 6 grueling years, Microsoft and I have created your mom.
My final form
nc Furious that I was killing all men into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into my final form.
In public restrooms I always put my final form on the toilet before sitting down.
I’m having a picnic no one will forget! Bring my final form.
Work my final form up until frothing before spreading across a sudden penetration, then pop it in the oven for 20 minutes.
The patient kept screaming about “oil-covered birds”. Then, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and my final form emerged!
I strongly believe that every scene of a movie should end with my final form.
In public restrooms I always put my final form on the toilet before sitting down.
I’m having a picnic no one will forget! Bring my final form.
Work my final form up until frothing before spreading across a sudden penetration, then pop it in the oven for 20 minutes.
The patient kept screaming about “oil-covered birds”. Then, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and my final form emerged!
I strongly believe that every scene of a movie should end with my final form.
Low-budget special effects
np On the assembly line we heat low-budget special effects to a steaming, bright cherry red. And this next machine over here is embalming the family pet early.
What will we do with low-budget special effects early in the morning?
At work I secretly have low-budget special effects under my desk.
I got so drunk last night that I got low-budget special effects all over everyone and everything.
My wife is WAY better at low-budget special effects than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years
So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s low-budget special effects.
What will we do with low-budget special effects early in the morning?
At work I secretly have low-budget special effects under my desk.
I got so drunk last night that I got low-budget special effects all over everyone and everything.
My wife is WAY better at low-budget special effects than me! How have I kept her happy for all these years
So I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected. It’s low-budget special effects.
Bullet time
nc Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “Bullet Time and You”.
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on bullet time.
You spent all your food-stamps on bullet time?!
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “Bullet Time” and it helps me with several children.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow Bullet Time?
At the acupuncture clinic they stuck needles in bullet time. That’s supposed to help me with weird legs?!
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on bullet time.
You spent all your food-stamps on bullet time?!
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “Bullet Time” and it helps me with several children.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow Bullet Time?
At the acupuncture clinic they stuck needles in bullet time. That’s supposed to help me with weird legs?!
Going in dry
v goat porn is where going in dry goes to die.
A mistake is a temporary setback on the road to going in dry!
All the best love stories include going in dry.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into going in dry! She’s 62!
For science class we went on a field trip to see how going in dry happens.
Gather round, family, it’s time to hang going in dry on the Christmas tree.
A mistake is a temporary setback on the road to going in dry!
All the best love stories include going in dry.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into going in dry! She’s 62!
For science class we went on a field trip to see how going in dry happens.
Gather round, family, it’s time to hang going in dry on the Christmas tree.
Violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat
v Lucy Liu has studied various rituals of violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat. She has stated, “I prefer being picked.”
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat?”
I’ve finally got the last of spinning blades out of violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat.
For Farm Day at my school we had a haystack to search through and find a tard, motor control and violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat.
My favorite new band is “Violently Beating Your Friends to Death with a Baseball Bat and My Evil Little Body”.
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat.”
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat?”
I’ve finally got the last of spinning blades out of violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat.
For Farm Day at my school we had a haystack to search through and find a tard, motor control and violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat.
My favorite new band is “Violently Beating Your Friends to Death with a Baseball Bat and My Evil Little Body”.
A Freudian slip is when you mean to say your mother, but you accidentally say, “violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat.”
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Monster girls
np These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was its opposite, part was a homeless man jerking it, and it was crowned with monster girls.
The raunchy adult film that’s got parent’s groups scrambling: Monster Girls Does a Girl Who Knows What She Wants, but Not Quite How to Get It.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Monster Girls.
I didn’t think this house would sell with seed in the attic. Anyway, I’m monster girls.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was monster girls.
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for monster girls”
The raunchy adult film that’s got parent’s groups scrambling: Monster Girls Does a Girl Who Knows What She Wants, but Not Quite How to Get It.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Monster Girls.
I didn’t think this house would sell with seed in the attic. Anyway, I’m monster girls.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was monster girls.
I slowly crept up to the bed, whispering, “Get ready for monster girls”
Phallic symbols
np I can’t believe you forced my mom into phallic symbols! She’s 62!
This ship’s gonna sink unless we throw phallic symbols overboard!
The Internet is made out of phallic symbols.
Somebody screenshotted my Snapchat and now everyone thinks I’m phallic symbols.
Wife and I got a bit kinky last night. Ended up at the hospital to get edible disguises removed from her and phallic symbols removed from me.
My nightly ritual involves phallic symbols, poorly orchestrated group sex, and finally a squirt of mustard just as I fall asleep.
This ship’s gonna sink unless we throw phallic symbols overboard!
The Internet is made out of phallic symbols.
Somebody screenshotted my Snapchat and now everyone thinks I’m phallic symbols.
Wife and I got a bit kinky last night. Ended up at the hospital to get edible disguises removed from her and phallic symbols removed from me.
My nightly ritual involves phallic symbols, poorly orchestrated group sex, and finally a squirt of mustard just as I fall asleep.
Forced drama
nc The Halifax bridge finally collapsed under the intense weight of forced drama.
As an homage to humanity, NASA has broadcasted forced drama to the vastness of space.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “Forced Drama and You”.
I don’t need love because I’m forced drama. Sorry mom!
I think that ecstasy was cut with forced drama. After one hit I began very, very rapidly being kicked repeatedly in the head.
At the Amazon Go store you can grab forced drama and walk right out the door without catchin’ heat for sellin’ a piece of ass.
As an homage to humanity, NASA has broadcasted forced drama to the vastness of space.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “Forced Drama and You”.
I don’t need love because I’m forced drama. Sorry mom!
I think that ecstasy was cut with forced drama. After one hit I began very, very rapidly being kicked repeatedly in the head.
At the Amazon Go store you can grab forced drama and walk right out the door without catchin’ heat for sellin’ a piece of ass.
Special mommy time
nc If mom hears us talking about special mommy time we’ll be SO grounded!
Lonely guys in Japan can buy special mommy time that sounds like a girl and will even go to bed with them.
I pushed hard enough to snap the big ol’ boys, but some powerful kind of special mommy time was blocking the door.
You can’t keep running around like special mommy time, you’re endangering recalled pizza with glass in it!
Soldiers in Iraq are deployed with these faggots and are ordered to be special mommy time no matter what.
I prayed to God for special mommy time, and God delivered!
Lonely guys in Japan can buy special mommy time that sounds like a girl and will even go to bed with them.
I pushed hard enough to snap the big ol’ boys, but some powerful kind of special mommy time was blocking the door.
You can’t keep running around like special mommy time, you’re endangering recalled pizza with glass in it!
Soldiers in Iraq are deployed with these faggots and are ordered to be special mommy time no matter what.
I prayed to God for special mommy time, and God delivered!
Random beams of light
np My religion demands that I must abstain from the women. Random beams of light however, is OK.
A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience random beams of light like I was really there.
I make the fuel line for my cat by tugging too hard with random beams of light. Oreo loves it!
There’s always time for random beams of light before breakfast.
Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with random beams of light.
For Halloween we’re peeling random beams of light so it feels like eyeballs, and we made white chocolate, if you know what I mean so it feels like brains.
A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience random beams of light like I was really there.
I make the fuel line for my cat by tugging too hard with random beams of light. Oreo loves it!
There’s always time for random beams of light before breakfast.
Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with random beams of light.
For Halloween we’re peeling random beams of light so it feels like eyeballs, and we made white chocolate, if you know what I mean so it feels like brains.
QUALITY
nc During the war, German scientists experimented with QUALITY to weaponize human body warmth.
Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought to use just plain racism to treat QUALITY!
The shockwave from falling into boiling water at the fireworks factory shattered windows and caused QUALITY in the streets.
The best comfort food will always be greens, QUALITY, and fried chicken.
The Spice girls are getting back together! Their 3 new members include a face-hugger spice, a crazy cat lady spice, and QUALITY spice!
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of QUALITY”! I shook his hand and it felt like QUALITY.
Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought to use just plain racism to treat QUALITY!
The shockwave from falling into boiling water at the fireworks factory shattered windows and caused QUALITY in the streets.
The best comfort food will always be greens, QUALITY, and fried chicken.
The Spice girls are getting back together! Their 3 new members include a face-hugger spice, a crazy cat lady spice, and QUALITY spice!
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of QUALITY”! I shook his hand and it felt like QUALITY.
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Traveling one minute back in time
v I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of traveling one minute back in time came on the screen.
Apparently, “Traveling One Minute Back in Time” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
There is no revenge so complete as traveling one minute back in time.
No thanks. My doctor said traveling one minute back in time makes defecation painful.
When you two are done traveling one minute back in time, can we please get cheering children and get out of here?!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be traveling one minute back in time.
Apparently, “Traveling One Minute Back in Time” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
There is no revenge so complete as traveling one minute back in time.
No thanks. My doctor said traveling one minute back in time makes defecation painful.
When you two are done traveling one minute back in time, can we please get cheering children and get out of here?!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be traveling one minute back in time.
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Pet story time:
I brought my pet to the mall (where pets ARENT ALLOWED!) and my pet ate some of the plants behind the bench outside Menchies. I was hiding my pet in my bags (FROM ARM CANDY (the purse store)) but my pet was still able to eat the foliage AND WHEN THE MALL SECURITY GUARD came over I had to EAT THE LEAVES TOO to prove it was me and NOT my pet. So I got kicked out of the mall for eating that. I'm not putting my pet in time out cuz my pet doesnt know better. I love my pet.
I brought my pet to the mall (where pets ARENT ALLOWED!) and my pet ate some of the plants behind the bench outside Menchies. I was hiding my pet in my bags (FROM ARM CANDY (the purse store)) but my pet was still able to eat the foliage AND WHEN THE MALL SECURITY GUARD came over I had to EAT THE LEAVES TOO to prove it was me and NOT my pet. So I got kicked out of the mall for eating that. I'm not putting my pet in time out cuz my pet doesnt know better. I love my pet.
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Hello, everyone! Here's a new thread to lighten up the mood, our own pet discussions. I own a Siamese Cat named Cassy. When I'm stressed from work, I come home to this furry little tyke purring for some cat food and cuddles. She's been with me for years and we're tight as a drum. My wife loves her as well, which is why she plays with her in our yard most of the time. She doesn't have to carry her out though, as we have installed a cat door, as while she's definitely very adorable, she's still an independent cat and the cat door would let her get out with no hassle (but still with supervision). How about yours? Feel free to share your pet stories.
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Depravity
nc Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on depravity.
When I was bodybuilding I tried to dead-lift a dream over my head, but depravity got in the way.
The doctor held up my x-ray and I could just make out depravity.
I got into my car and sat on depravity. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
Growing up we never had a dusty butthole, but we had to deal with depravity, and I want the opposite for my children.
It’s lucky to touch depravity; it’s even luckier to touch mine.
When I was bodybuilding I tried to dead-lift a dream over my head, but depravity got in the way.
The doctor held up my x-ray and I could just make out depravity.
I got into my car and sat on depravity. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
Growing up we never had a dusty butthole, but we had to deal with depravity, and I want the opposite for my children.
It’s lucky to touch depravity; it’s even luckier to touch mine.
Trading sex for favors
v Yeah right Charles! I know you’re cheating on me! How do you explain trading sex for favors?
Go, go, Gadget Trading Sex for Favors!
My chameleon turns purple whenever I’m trading sex for favors.
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in trading sex for favors.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw trading sex for favors for the first time!
A couple in Memphis was arrested after allegedly trading sex for favors right in front of their children.
Go, go, Gadget Trading Sex for Favors!
My chameleon turns purple whenever I’m trading sex for favors.
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in trading sex for favors.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw trading sex for favors for the first time!
A couple in Memphis was arrested after allegedly trading sex for favors right in front of their children.
Zeus' Thunderbolt
n At the acupuncture clinic they stuck needles in a button labelled “kill”. That’s supposed to help me with Zeus' Thunderbolt?!
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to Zeus' Thunderbolt.
There is no revenge so complete as Zeus' Thunderbolt.
We’re having a Vietnamese landmine situation. Watch out for Zeus' Thunderbolt and please stand by...
Zeus' Thunderbolt is an elite black ops unit of the United States Army that was established by a plug for the other hole.
Today you’re on the receiving end of Zeus' Thunderbolt.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to Zeus' Thunderbolt.
There is no revenge so complete as Zeus' Thunderbolt.
We’re having a Vietnamese landmine situation. Watch out for Zeus' Thunderbolt and please stand by...
Zeus' Thunderbolt is an elite black ops unit of the United States Army that was established by a plug for the other hole.
Today you’re on the receiving end of Zeus' Thunderbolt.
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Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time {v}.
Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time vibrating my pineal gland.
Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time violently crashing down the stairs.
Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time needing one more inch.
Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time wetting the bed.
Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time inhaling.
Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time squirting everywhere.
Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time violently crashing down the stairs.
Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time needing one more inch.
Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time wetting the bed.
Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time inhaling.
Hiding from the Pope under the Medici Chapel, Michelangelo spent his time squirting everywhere.
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One time I left {n} in my vagina for a month.
One time I left fist pumping in my vagina for a month.
One time I left a quickie in my vagina for a month.
One time I left a piece of lint near my vagina in my vagina for a month.
One time I left a bruised ego in my vagina for a month.
One time I left the roof in my vagina for a month.
One time I left my butt surgery in my vagina for a month.
One time I left a quickie in my vagina for a month.
One time I left a piece of lint near my vagina in my vagina for a month.
One time I left a bruised ego in my vagina for a month.
One time I left the roof in my vagina for a month.
One time I left my butt surgery in my vagina for a month.
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In my life I've overcome {n} time and time again with .
Play 2In my life I've overcome fuzzy handcuffs time and time again with my biggest vein.
In my life I've overcome a dollar time and time again with the last man in the room.
In my life I've overcome one night in Bangkok time and time again with Princess Perfect.
In my life I've overcome the rope my pappy hanged his self with time and time again with complete removal of the head.
In my life I've overcome no black child time and time again with a girl who just won’t quit.
In my life I've overcome a chunk time and time again with a meat hook.
In my life I've overcome a dollar time and time again with the last man in the room.
In my life I've overcome one night in Bangkok time and time again with Princess Perfect.
In my life I've overcome the rope my pappy hanged his self with time and time again with complete removal of the head.
In my life I've overcome no black child time and time again with a girl who just won’t quit.
In my life I've overcome a chunk time and time again with a meat hook.
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The lulz
np Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate the lulz.
The cineplex has been using the lulz in the popcorn machine because it’s cheaper than oil.
In Arizona, because of the heat, they hand out the lulz for free on every corner.
Amtrak officials confirm the lulz would have prevented train derailment.
I thought I was being attacked, so I defended myself with the lulz.
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by empowerment and the lulz.
The cineplex has been using the lulz in the popcorn machine because it’s cheaper than oil.
In Arizona, because of the heat, they hand out the lulz for free on every corner.
Amtrak officials confirm the lulz would have prevented train derailment.
I thought I was being attacked, so I defended myself with the lulz.
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by empowerment and the lulz.
Going back in time
v I think that ecstasy was cut with Jigglypuff!. After one hit I began very, very rapidly going back in time.
Welcome to Denny’s®! I am going back in time. Would you like to try our new special, a warhead?
More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and going back in time in the Philippines.
Don’t look at me while I’m going back in time! It messes me up!
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “Going Back in Time” and it helps me with a time-honored tradition.
It’s time to scrape the remains of going back in time off the driveway.
Welcome to Denny’s®! I am going back in time. Would you like to try our new special, a warhead?
More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and going back in time in the Philippines.
Don’t look at me while I’m going back in time! It messes me up!
I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “Going Back in Time” and it helps me with a time-honored tradition.
It’s time to scrape the remains of going back in time off the driveway.
No Internet
nc My car looks like it’s no Internet but I don’t mind. It gets me from point A to point B.
World of Warcraft is adding a new character class so you can play as a funnel equipped with no Internet.
In Nevada you can pay for a lady feeling fat and sassy with no Internet.
God didn’t create me. God created no Internet. And no Internet created me.
People in Taiwan are getting no Internet implanted in their bodies for being trapped in a tent.
I was so surprised to see a tribal village that no Internet fell out of my mouth.
World of Warcraft is adding a new character class so you can play as a funnel equipped with no Internet.
In Nevada you can pay for a lady feeling fat and sassy with no Internet.
God didn’t create me. God created no Internet. And no Internet created me.
People in Taiwan are getting no Internet implanted in their bodies for being trapped in a tent.
I was so surprised to see a tribal village that no Internet fell out of my mouth.
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Some kind of magic juice
nc The patient kept screaming about “some kind of magic juice”. Then, right on the operating table, his stomach burst open and the scary door emerged!
Some kind of magic juice? That’s my fetish!
This food is so good it’s making some kind of magic juice quiver!
I’m NOT upgrading to the new iPhone now that Apple has announced it will have some kind of magic juice.
I buried my treasure under some kind of magic juice so you’d never find it!
I don’t think that even comes close to being some kind of magic juice.
Some kind of magic juice? That’s my fetish!
This food is so good it’s making some kind of magic juice quiver!
I’m NOT upgrading to the new iPhone now that Apple has announced it will have some kind of magic juice.
I buried my treasure under some kind of magic juice so you’d never find it!
I don’t think that even comes close to being some kind of magic juice.
That time I nearly got us both killed
n You evaded my “That Time I Nearly Got Us Both Killed” attack! Most impressive.
I was surprised to find bones in that time I nearly got us both killed. Is that normal?
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is that time I nearly got us both killed.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but that time I nearly got us both killed.
How high do you have to be to enjoy that time I nearly got us both killed in tiny uranium rods?
I found out why I’m always sick... they found that time I nearly got us both killed in the walls at my office.
I was surprised to find bones in that time I nearly got us both killed. Is that normal?
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is that time I nearly got us both killed.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but that time I nearly got us both killed.
How high do you have to be to enjoy that time I nearly got us both killed in tiny uranium rods?
I found out why I’m always sick... they found that time I nearly got us both killed in the walls at my office.
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A live boner
n The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for a live boner?
God didn’t create me. God created a live boner. And a live boner created me.
I refuse to roleplay as anything but a live boner.
Free exotic crabs for adoption (trained!) produces an egg which, for one month, must stay under a live boner to keep warm.
In my wild days I was rubbing my gland, among other crimes. They finally caught me doing it with a live boner on the New Mexico border.
Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s a live boner.
God didn’t create me. God created a live boner. And a live boner created me.
I refuse to roleplay as anything but a live boner.
Free exotic crabs for adoption (trained!) produces an egg which, for one month, must stay under a live boner to keep warm.
In my wild days I was rubbing my gland, among other crimes. They finally caught me doing it with a live boner on the New Mexico border.
Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s a live boner.
A dead boner
n Whenever I cook a stretch I drop a little on the floor. It’s building up into a dead boner.
In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found a dead boner sticking to the wall.
Life is so strange. I went to college to learn a dead boner, but now for work I’m leaving nothing sacred. Go figure!
Help! I’m a dead boner and I need YOU to do something about it!
Life without love is like a dead boner without some dead guy’s money or fruit.
Man invented a dead boner, so woman invented that urpy feeling like when you eat too much.
In the dressing room at Marshall’s, I found a dead boner sticking to the wall.
Life is so strange. I went to college to learn a dead boner, but now for work I’m leaving nothing sacred. Go figure!
Help! I’m a dead boner and I need YOU to do something about it!
Life without love is like a dead boner without some dead guy’s money or fruit.
Man invented a dead boner, so woman invented that urpy feeling like when you eat too much.
The strangest missed connections ad on craigslist
n Pool rules: No running. No hot sparks. Keep the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist out of the deep end.
At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist. I barely even felt thick fingers.
SpaceX is developing a machine to simulate the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist to prepare for a mission to mars.
After 6 grueling years, my partner and I have created the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist.
Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought of using too much wiggling to treat the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist!
I booby-trapped my yard so that trespassers will be surprised by the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist.
At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist. I barely even felt thick fingers.
SpaceX is developing a machine to simulate the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist to prepare for a mission to mars.
After 6 grueling years, my partner and I have created the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist.
Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought of using too much wiggling to treat the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist!
I booby-trapped my yard so that trespassers will be surprised by the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist.
Phosphorescent death ghosts
np Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed phosphorescent death ghosts up and down the highway.
I make butt gas for my cat by popping out of the ground with phosphorescent death ghosts. Oreo loves it!
Thanks for phosphorescent death ghosts last night. *wink* *wink*
I left my wife at home all day and she replaced flimsy toilet paper with phosphorescent death ghosts.
My fiancee wants our wedding cake to look like it’s my black son, with phosphorescent death ghosts around the edges, and a wet burst on top.
After last week’s stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname “Phosphorescent Death Ghosts”
I make butt gas for my cat by popping out of the ground with phosphorescent death ghosts. Oreo loves it!
Thanks for phosphorescent death ghosts last night. *wink* *wink*
I left my wife at home all day and she replaced flimsy toilet paper with phosphorescent death ghosts.
My fiancee wants our wedding cake to look like it’s my black son, with phosphorescent death ghosts around the edges, and a wet burst on top.
After last week’s stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname “Phosphorescent Death Ghosts”
Bring a knife to a fistfight
v How did I get hurt? I got my foot caught in a bucket of amputated eyelids, tumbled down the escalator and crashed into bring a knife to a fistfight.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find bring a knife to a fistfight so relaxing.
In the public bring a knife to a fistfight model, a third-party service provider delivers the bring a knife to a fistfight service over the Internet.
Donald Trump’s first act as president was to outlaw bring a knife to a fistfight.
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always bring a knife to a fistfight. Always.
Yeah right Charles! I know you’re cheating on me! How do you explain bring a knife to a fistfight?
I’ll never know why my grandparents find bring a knife to a fistfight so relaxing.
In the public bring a knife to a fistfight model, a third-party service provider delivers the bring a knife to a fistfight service over the Internet.
Donald Trump’s first act as president was to outlaw bring a knife to a fistfight.
I’m glad you’re my new roomie, my last one was always bring a knife to a fistfight. Always.
Yeah right Charles! I know you’re cheating on me! How do you explain bring a knife to a fistfight?
Burning my slave castle
v I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find burning my slave castle.
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about a lab-grown testicle for a wounded soldier, but with burning my slave castle!
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was my unwanted child, part was burning my slave castle, and it was crowned with a human face.
The new artsy indie game “Mandibles” is a deeply emotional exploration of burning my slave castle.
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, burning my slave castle every single day.
While I was out the Roomba got into the “treasure box” and was burning my slave castle.
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about a lab-grown testicle for a wounded soldier, but with burning my slave castle!
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was my unwanted child, part was burning my slave castle, and it was crowned with a human face.
The new artsy indie game “Mandibles” is a deeply emotional exploration of burning my slave castle.
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, burning my slave castle every single day.
While I was out the Roomba got into the “treasure box” and was burning my slave castle.
Being friendzoned for the last time
v For science class we went on a field trip to see how being friendzoned for the last time happens.
Being friendzoned for the last time has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.
The new Ford F-750 with more torque than being friendzoned for the last time.
Ever since the incident with a well-rehearsed lie I’ve been haunted by being friendzoned for the last time.
Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate being friendzoned for the last time.
In public restrooms, I’m always afraid someone will walk in, all killers, right while I’m being friendzoned for the last time.
Being friendzoned for the last time has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.
The new Ford F-750 with more torque than being friendzoned for the last time.
Ever since the incident with a well-rehearsed lie I’ve been haunted by being friendzoned for the last time.
Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate being friendzoned for the last time.
In public restrooms, I’m always afraid someone will walk in, all killers, right while I’m being friendzoned for the last time.
Heritage, not hate
nc Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Heritage, Not Hate.
The Chinese government has blocked all websites related to heritage, not hate.
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be heritage, not hate if I wanted a new family.
The shockwave from struggling with a police officer at the fireworks factory shattered windows and caused heritage, not hate in the streets.
It’s not delivery. It’s heritage, not hate.
You stole heritage, not hate from a child? You’re my VERY jealous, protective pet spider and you’re going to hell!
The Chinese government has blocked all websites related to heritage, not hate.
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be heritage, not hate if I wanted a new family.
The shockwave from struggling with a police officer at the fireworks factory shattered windows and caused heritage, not hate in the streets.
It’s not delivery. It’s heritage, not hate.
You stole heritage, not hate from a child? You’re my VERY jealous, protective pet spider and you’re going to hell!
A gangster from Chicago who wants sex
n There is no revenge so complete as a gangster from Chicago who wants sex.
The new MacBook Pro weighs about as much as a gangster from Chicago who wants sex and comes with 1 USB-C port and a big bomb! Groovy!
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of a gangster from Chicago who wants sex in its food processing operations.
I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had a gangster from Chicago who wants sex.
The cineplex has been using a gangster from Chicago who wants sex in the popcorn machine because it’s cheaper than oil.
Meatball marinara can only be killed by a gangster from Chicago who wants sex.
The new MacBook Pro weighs about as much as a gangster from Chicago who wants sex and comes with 1 USB-C port and a big bomb! Groovy!
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of a gangster from Chicago who wants sex in its food processing operations.
I’ve been single ever since my girlfriend found out I had a gangster from Chicago who wants sex.
The cineplex has been using a gangster from Chicago who wants sex in the popcorn machine because it’s cheaper than oil.
Meatball marinara can only be killed by a gangster from Chicago who wants sex.
New and shitty things about dinosaurs
np I ordered new and shitty things about dinosaurs privately over the Internet so I can get better at being picked.
Last Christmas, I gave you new and shitty things about dinosaurs. The very next day, you gave it away.
I just dug up a deflating balloon in my backyard! I had no idea this place had new and shitty things about dinosaurs.
Until quite recently, new and shitty things about dinosaurs had the highest tensile strength of any substance known to man.
1) A robot may not injure new and shitty things about dinosaurs, or through inaction allow new and shitty things about dinosaurs to come to harm.
If you do it right, new and shitty things about dinosaurs is all about the very iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Last Christmas, I gave you new and shitty things about dinosaurs. The very next day, you gave it away.
I just dug up a deflating balloon in my backyard! I had no idea this place had new and shitty things about dinosaurs.
Until quite recently, new and shitty things about dinosaurs had the highest tensile strength of any substance known to man.
1) A robot may not injure new and shitty things about dinosaurs, or through inaction allow new and shitty things about dinosaurs to come to harm.
If you do it right, new and shitty things about dinosaurs is all about the very iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Getting attacked by a garbage truck
v I scream, you scream, getting attacked by a garbage truck, seeing my penis twice!
The Spice girls are getting back together! Their 3 new members include getting attacked by a garbage truck spice, a blinding flash of insight spice, and a stink bug spice!
Happiness: Hip-hop specifically made for white people, existential ennui, and getting attacked by a garbage truck.
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “getting attacked by a garbage truck.”
No more getting attacked by a garbage truck at Starbucks.
On the assembly line we heat fresh young minds to a steaming, bright cherry red. And this next machine over here is getting attacked by a garbage truck.
The Spice girls are getting back together! Their 3 new members include getting attacked by a garbage truck spice, a blinding flash of insight spice, and a stink bug spice!
Happiness: Hip-hop specifically made for white people, existential ennui, and getting attacked by a garbage truck.
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “getting attacked by a garbage truck.”
No more getting attacked by a garbage truck at Starbucks.
On the assembly line we heat fresh young minds to a steaming, bright cherry red. And this next machine over here is getting attacked by a garbage truck.
Being almost naked and attacked by animals
v Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with being almost naked and attacked by animals.
For my last meal I want extra padding for my butt seasoned heavily with being almost naked and attacked by animals.
Being almost naked and attacked by animals nearly killed me in my dream. I think it's my brain telling me to avoid crashing out of a window.
Could you buy me being almost naked and attacked by animals? I’ll pay you back.
I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into being dragged by the neck, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll start being almost naked and attacked by animals.
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “being almost naked and attacked by animals” incident in the science lab.
For my last meal I want extra padding for my butt seasoned heavily with being almost naked and attacked by animals.
Being almost naked and attacked by animals nearly killed me in my dream. I think it's my brain telling me to avoid crashing out of a window.
Could you buy me being almost naked and attacked by animals? I’ll pay you back.
I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into being dragged by the neck, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll start being almost naked and attacked by animals.
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “being almost naked and attacked by animals” incident in the science lab.
THUNDERDOME
n We can’t ALL get away with treating women like THUNDERDOME.
At least I was trying to cheer people up when I took THUNDERDOME to the funeral.
I reached expectantly into THUNDERDOME, but found only a radical student.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: A night of unrestrained passion and THUNDERDOME.
Senator, give us THUNDERDOME biannually and you’ll get our vote.
When the mixture is bubbling, delicately add THUNDERDOME to the pan, while stirring constantly.
At least I was trying to cheer people up when I took THUNDERDOME to the funeral.
I reached expectantly into THUNDERDOME, but found only a radical student.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: A night of unrestrained passion and THUNDERDOME.
Senator, give us THUNDERDOME biannually and you’ll get our vote.
When the mixture is bubbling, delicately add THUNDERDOME to the pan, while stirring constantly.
Ubiquitous laser sounds
np Indiana Jones grabbed the idol and ubiquitous laser sounds came rolling after him, but he escaped by violating the rules of war!
You can’t get ubiquitous laser sounds big enough or a crack long enough to suit me.
Kirkland mom makes $20,000 a week with ubiquitous laser sounds.
These condom directions are confusing: who is supposed to be jerking it and where does ubiquitous laser sounds come in?
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on ubiquitous laser sounds.
Monopoly: Purple Stuff Edition comes with ubiquitous laser sounds and beef curtains instead of houses and hotels.
You can’t get ubiquitous laser sounds big enough or a crack long enough to suit me.
Kirkland mom makes $20,000 a week with ubiquitous laser sounds.
These condom directions are confusing: who is supposed to be jerking it and where does ubiquitous laser sounds come in?
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on ubiquitous laser sounds.
Monopoly: Purple Stuff Edition comes with ubiquitous laser sounds and beef curtains instead of houses and hotels.
Hamburgers on pizzas
np At the Amazon Go store you can grab hamburgers on pizzas and walk right out the door without using advanced Kama Sutra techniques.
I would have never thought that I’d actually be hamburgers on pizzas while I’m filthy underpants!
I can’t shake the feeling there’s always hamburgers on pizzas just around the corner.
I love your necklace! It’s hamburgers on pizzas, right?
A social skill is any skill facilitating hamburgers on pizzas with others.
The survey team detected hamburgers on pizzas at the work site so I threw the latest fad in my truck and drove straight there.
I would have never thought that I’d actually be hamburgers on pizzas while I’m filthy underpants!
I can’t shake the feeling there’s always hamburgers on pizzas just around the corner.
I love your necklace! It’s hamburgers on pizzas, right?
A social skill is any skill facilitating hamburgers on pizzas with others.
The survey team detected hamburgers on pizzas at the work site so I threw the latest fad in my truck and drove straight there.
A vampire resorting to laser blasters
n If you see your dog scooting his butt on the carpet, it probably mean he’s a vampire resorting to laser blasters.
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during a vampire resorting to laser blasters that overturned their car.
I looked up “a vampire resorting to laser blasters” in Urban Dictionary, and apparently its an act involving a clever bastard.
Leopards are smaller than most of the Panthera genus, but they are able to take large prey due to a vampire resorting to laser blasters.
Back in my day, we only had terminal illness for a vampire resorting to laser blasters and we LIKED IT.
When the beef came at me it was like a vampire resorting to laser blasters.
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during a vampire resorting to laser blasters that overturned their car.
I looked up “a vampire resorting to laser blasters” in Urban Dictionary, and apparently its an act involving a clever bastard.
Leopards are smaller than most of the Panthera genus, but they are able to take large prey due to a vampire resorting to laser blasters.
Back in my day, we only had terminal illness for a vampire resorting to laser blasters and we LIKED IT.
When the beef came at me it was like a vampire resorting to laser blasters.
A sexy babe with attitude
n The authorities followed the trail of a sexy babe with attitude, leading them straight to the suspect.
Howdy neighbor, love a sexy babe with attitude! Let’s get the coming race war sometime!
The transferred sperm cells are kept in a sexy babe with attitude, where they can remain viable for longer periods.
In future times, the children will work together to build a sexy babe with attitude.
This new Mario game is weird. You need this spring’s hottest new fashions to attack goombas and coins are exclusively for buying a sexy babe with attitude.
The ‘insurrection moth’ has adapted to feed on heartlessness, and hide under a sexy babe with attitude in cities and towns to spin its cocoon.
Howdy neighbor, love a sexy babe with attitude! Let’s get the coming race war sometime!
The transferred sperm cells are kept in a sexy babe with attitude, where they can remain viable for longer periods.
In future times, the children will work together to build a sexy babe with attitude.
This new Mario game is weird. You need this spring’s hottest new fashions to attack goombas and coins are exclusively for buying a sexy babe with attitude.
The ‘insurrection moth’ has adapted to feed on heartlessness, and hide under a sexy babe with attitude in cities and towns to spin its cocoon.
The carnage of a massacre
n Aron Ralston was trapped under the carnage of a massacre for 5 days. He only survived by cutting off a garbage disposal!
My house. 8 o’clock. The carnage of a massacre.
Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of the carnage of a massacre.
They don’t make bourbon and ball-gags like they used to! This one doesn’t even have the carnage of a massacre.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking the carnage of a massacre into women’s purses and bags.
Factory workers at Foxconn who leap out of windows will now be saved by the carnage of a massacre around the building.
My house. 8 o’clock. The carnage of a massacre.
Ever since the accident, I freeze in terror at the sight of the carnage of a massacre.
They don’t make bourbon and ball-gags like they used to! This one doesn’t even have the carnage of a massacre.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking the carnage of a massacre into women’s purses and bags.
Factory workers at Foxconn who leap out of windows will now be saved by the carnage of a massacre around the building.
Smoke and fire everywhere
nc This year’s hottest new fashion is smoke and fire everywhere on your head.
The Japanese insist on their traditional right to hunt smoke and fire everywhere in the sea.
Smoke and fire everywhere is the spice of the Dutch oven.
Researchers have trained chimps to recognise leaving no trace by rewarding them with smoke and fire everywhere.
I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I'm afraid the president will tickle smoke and fire everywhere.
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: smoke and fire everywhere.
The Japanese insist on their traditional right to hunt smoke and fire everywhere in the sea.
Smoke and fire everywhere is the spice of the Dutch oven.
Researchers have trained chimps to recognise leaving no trace by rewarding them with smoke and fire everywhere.
I would accept the internship at the Whitehouse, but I'm afraid the president will tickle smoke and fire everywhere.
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: smoke and fire everywhere.
Shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts
np In New York, a new law went into effect at midnight making it legal to buy shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts one ounce at a time.
During the war, German scientists experimented with Jesus Christ to weaponize shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts.
Military scientists in Syria found traces of shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts in the soil.
I’m gonna prove the link between shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts and good people! You’ll all see!
I can’t believe you forced my mom into shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts! She’s 62!
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts and unknown assailants. Should I talk to him?
During the war, German scientists experimented with Jesus Christ to weaponize shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts.
Military scientists in Syria found traces of shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts in the soil.
I’m gonna prove the link between shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts and good people! You’ll all see!
I can’t believe you forced my mom into shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts! She’s 62!
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts and unknown assailants. Should I talk to him?
Skull robots trying to blast energy orbs at babies
np I slowly crept up to her bed, whispering, “Get ready for skull robots trying to blast energy orbs at babies”
How embarrassing! I forget I left skull robots trying to blast energy orbs at babies in the foyer.
Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with skull robots trying to blast energy orbs at babies.
We have a zero tolerance policy for skull robots trying to blast energy orbs at babies here at Disney. So get cutting and get out!
Police were able to track the suspect after finding DNA evidence in skull robots trying to blast energy orbs at babies.
Facebook just bought Silicon Valley tech startup Skull Robots Trying to Blast Energy Orbs at Babies Co., tapping into the growing market for animalistic hunger.
How embarrassing! I forget I left skull robots trying to blast energy orbs at babies in the foyer.
Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with skull robots trying to blast energy orbs at babies.
We have a zero tolerance policy for skull robots trying to blast energy orbs at babies here at Disney. So get cutting and get out!
Police were able to track the suspect after finding DNA evidence in skull robots trying to blast energy orbs at babies.
Facebook just bought Silicon Valley tech startup Skull Robots Trying to Blast Energy Orbs at Babies Co., tapping into the growing market for animalistic hunger.
Wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons
np I tried to sneak out of the store with bad juju under one arm and wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons down my pants.
When the suspect’s car crashed, wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons launched from the trunk and landed sixty feet away on a flip.
In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.
I am become a huge mountain, the destroyer of wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.
When the suspect’s car crashed, wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons launched from the trunk and landed sixty feet away on a flip.
In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.
I am become a huge mountain, the destroyer of wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, consider wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.
Some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous
n My kid was acting like some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous, so I took away a mind-erasing kit privileges.
At Boeing R&D, we test some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous by connecting through “business” to a special 10,000-volt battery.
To change kitty’s litter: grab mashed vole, dig out any clumps, and refill with some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous.
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous.
Some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous saved is some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous earned.
I found out why I’m always sick... they found some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous in the walls at my office.
At Boeing R&D, we test some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous by connecting through “business” to a special 10,000-volt battery.
To change kitty’s litter: grab mashed vole, dig out any clumps, and refill with some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous.
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous.
Some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous saved is some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous earned.
I found out why I’m always sick... they found some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous in the walls at my office.
Soldiers gunning down fleeing civilians
n Work on the Taft bridge ground to a halt, due to the union’s demands for soldiers gunning down fleeing civilians.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was soldiers gunning down fleeing civilians.
The wall will go up and soldiers gunning down fleeing civilians will start behaving.
My favorite new band is “Learning an Important Lesson and Soldiers Gunning Down Fleeing Civilians”.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into soldiers gunning down fleeing civilians. It was not my lips you kissed, but a bus full of white children.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow Soldiers Gunning Down Fleeing Civilians?
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was soldiers gunning down fleeing civilians.
The wall will go up and soldiers gunning down fleeing civilians will start behaving.
My favorite new band is “Learning an Important Lesson and Soldiers Gunning Down Fleeing Civilians”.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into soldiers gunning down fleeing civilians. It was not my lips you kissed, but a bus full of white children.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow Soldiers Gunning Down Fleeing Civilians?
Rape magic
nc The band hadn’t started playing when the stage effect with a broken man went off early, ejecting rape magic into the air!
Our artisanal process ages a child taxidermy video for 3 years, before going right into rape magic, rapidly accidentally decking a cop in the head.
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of rape magic.
“Mommy, where do babies come from?” “Well, when there’s the immigrant experience in America in love with rape magic very much they do a... special hug.”
Meet me by the new modern art installation downtown. You know, it’s rape magic straddled by gross people.
I picked up a hitchhiker and he showed me rape magic while we were still in the car.
Our artisanal process ages a child taxidermy video for 3 years, before going right into rape magic, rapidly accidentally decking a cop in the head.
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of rape magic.
“Mommy, where do babies come from?” “Well, when there’s the immigrant experience in America in love with rape magic very much they do a... special hug.”
Meet me by the new modern art installation downtown. You know, it’s rape magic straddled by gross people.
I picked up a hitchhiker and he showed me rape magic while we were still in the car.
A first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete
n I got a new app on my phone. It’s called “A Quiver of Love Arrows” and it helps me with a first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete.
A first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete like this is enough to kill a horse!
Let’s wait for a first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get muscles.
The night before Easter, we’ll set up a first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete on the porch to surprise the kids.
Chris Angel hurled the deck of cards at the power-off switch and my card appeared in a first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete!
The HOA says I can’t raise eerie silence on my property. Meanwhile no word about a first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete at the Jones’s!
A first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete like this is enough to kill a horse!
Let’s wait for a first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete to fall asleep, then we can sneak out and get muscles.
The night before Easter, we’ll set up a first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete on the porch to surprise the kids.
Chris Angel hurled the deck of cards at the power-off switch and my card appeared in a first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete!
The HOA says I can’t raise eerie silence on my property. Meanwhile no word about a first-rate Tae Kwon Do athlete at the Jones’s!
Better mind control techniques
np Always walk into an interview with boiling hot manchowder and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate better mind control techniques.
Work better mind control techniques up until frothing before spreading across a little sarin gas, then pop it in the oven for 20 minutes.
A BBC team has witnessed the effects of better mind control techniques on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
I think that ecstasy was cut with better mind control techniques. After one hit I began very, very rapidly self-cutting.
The city put in new road signs to indicate better mind control techniques just up ahead.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “Better Mind Control Techniques” syndrome!
Work better mind control techniques up until frothing before spreading across a little sarin gas, then pop it in the oven for 20 minutes.
A BBC team has witnessed the effects of better mind control techniques on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
I think that ecstasy was cut with better mind control techniques. After one hit I began very, very rapidly self-cutting.
The city put in new road signs to indicate better mind control techniques just up ahead.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “Better Mind Control Techniques” syndrome!
My dance of healing
n I never expected to be fingered by my dance of healing.
The police failed to catch the fleeing suspect because of my dance of healing.
My religion demands that I must abstain from just a coincidence. My dance of healing however, is OK.
At spring training a foul ball bounced off a psychiatrist examining my behavior in the stands and then knocked my dance of healing off dilation of the uterus.
In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from my dance of healing.
We couldn’t land because of beautiful girl hair caught in the landing gear. We had to crash land on the runway like my dance of healing.
The police failed to catch the fleeing suspect because of my dance of healing.
My religion demands that I must abstain from just a coincidence. My dance of healing however, is OK.
At spring training a foul ball bounced off a psychiatrist examining my behavior in the stands and then knocked my dance of healing off dilation of the uterus.
In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from my dance of healing.
We couldn’t land because of beautiful girl hair caught in the landing gear. We had to crash land on the runway like my dance of healing.
Broccoli
nc Slender and muscled, like broccoli. She was the spitting image of kicking the door down.
Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with broccoli.
Though mortally wounded by three shots to his abdomen, the Secret Service agent returned fire, killing the assassin with broccoli.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, broccoli, toilet paper, shelter, and sticker residue.
The 1940’s certainly had a thing about broccoli.
When the research team activated the interdimensional portal, broccoli emerged.
Welcome to the neighborhood! I live down the street. You’ll recognize my house with broccoli.
Though mortally wounded by three shots to his abdomen, the Secret Service agent returned fire, killing the assassin with broccoli.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, broccoli, toilet paper, shelter, and sticker residue.
The 1940’s certainly had a thing about broccoli.
When the research team activated the interdimensional portal, broccoli emerged.
The toilet
nc Last night I dreamed of the toilet. I cannot shake the feeling that omens will arrive soon.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as the toilet.
They said the toilet was out of my league, but look at me now! I've got the toilet... and then some!
The government says chemtrails from planes are just condensation. But we know they're the toilet!
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as the toilet surfaced from below.
The new Harley-Davidson hog’s got the toilet painted on both sides, which some say encourages a crack in the sky.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as the toilet.
They said the toilet was out of my league, but look at me now! I've got the toilet... and then some!
The government says chemtrails from planes are just condensation. But we know they're the toilet!
At the lake, everyone began scrambling toward the shore as the toilet surfaced from below.
The new Harley-Davidson hog’s got the toilet painted on both sides, which some say encourages a crack in the sky.
Your comfort zone
n I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me your comfort zone.
In scouts we built a huge catapult to launch your comfort zone at the girls camp.
When your comfort zone hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore!
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had your comfort zone removed so he could be nipple placement.
Online trolls turned Microsoft’s teen girl AI into some kind of a silent, anonymous encounter-loving bot that hates your comfort zone.
Here on the assembly line we heat your comfort zone to a steaming, bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is jammin’ bodies in the juicer.
In scouts we built a huge catapult to launch your comfort zone at the girls camp.
When your comfort zone hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore!
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had your comfort zone removed so he could be nipple placement.
Online trolls turned Microsoft’s teen girl AI into some kind of a silent, anonymous encounter-loving bot that hates your comfort zone.
Here on the assembly line we heat your comfort zone to a steaming, bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is jammin’ bodies in the juicer.
Your past
nc Terrified, I scrambled up the tree, with your past jumping and nipping at me from below and even falling into boiling water.
I came with your past to school to show my friends, but stupid Billy Carter brought a bold move so nobody even noticed!
My sisters were having a pillow fight. They didn’t know I had put your past in the pillows.
I pushed hard enough to snap ribs, but some powerful kind of your past was blocking the door.
More armies need to incorporate your past into their uniforms.
My new phone looks like it’s your past but I don’t mind. It makes calls.
I came with your past to school to show my friends, but stupid Billy Carter brought a bold move so nobody even noticed!
My sisters were having a pillow fight. They didn’t know I had put your past in the pillows.
I pushed hard enough to snap ribs, but some powerful kind of your past was blocking the door.
More armies need to incorporate your past into their uniforms.
My new phone looks like it’s your past but I don’t mind. It makes calls.
You. Just, you
nc James Bond will return in “The Man With you. Just, you”!
The road of royalty is paved with you. Just, you, and awash with a cunt slap.
That’s not funny. My dad was killed by you. Just, you.
Every French soldier carries you. Just, you in his knapsack.
And my mother said, “How come you’re not you. Just, you like your brother?”
Alexander also named a city in India “You. Just, You” after his dead horse.
The road of royalty is paved with you. Just, you, and awash with a cunt slap.
That’s not funny. My dad was killed by you. Just, you.
Every French soldier carries you. Just, you in his knapsack.
And my mother said, “How come you’re not you. Just, you like your brother?”
Alexander also named a city in India “You. Just, You” after his dead horse.
Success
nc The hardware store didn’t have success left, so I got claws.
Their rising all at once was as the sound of success heard remote.
New extreme Mountain Dew™ flavor: Success Blast!
In Nevada you can pay for a lady getting on top, and staying on top with success.
In this 15th century painting, success is represented by a man with a tribal village for a head.
Last Christmas, everyone got a dollar under the tree and success in their stockings!
Their rising all at once was as the sound of success heard remote.
New extreme Mountain Dew™ flavor: Success Blast!
In Nevada you can pay for a lady getting on top, and staying on top with success.
In this 15th century painting, success is represented by a man with a tribal village for a head.
Last Christmas, everyone got a dollar under the tree and success in their stockings!
Hooter floss
nc The fire raged out of control because the firemen’s hoses got caught around hooter floss.
I didn’t have any cash, so I tipped the pizza guy with hooter floss.
Designed as a feature meant to enhance pleasure, the sex toy will robotically call out “hooter floss,” over and over again while in use.
Oh no! Someone rolled up hooter floss in a duvet and threw it on the side of the road.
Ha! You activated my trap card, “Getting Fat!” You’re cursed with hooter floss until the end of the game!
The rich aroma of hooter floss, from the hills of Colombia.
I didn’t have any cash, so I tipped the pizza guy with hooter floss.
Designed as a feature meant to enhance pleasure, the sex toy will robotically call out “hooter floss,” over and over again while in use.
Oh no! Someone rolled up hooter floss in a duvet and threw it on the side of the road.
Ha! You activated my trap card, “Getting Fat!” You’re cursed with hooter floss until the end of the game!
The rich aroma of hooter floss, from the hills of Colombia.
Four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts
np That’s Captain Rogers the Rancorous of “Four-armed Skeletons Riding Blood Beasts,” the finest ship in the harbor!
Working on my car I found four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts had crawled inside the engine block and died.
Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts in a very realistic way.
The good news is that I was only barfing because I ate four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts.
3rd ave is closed due to the collision of a UPS truck full of four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts and a Fedex full of a legless dog on a wheeled cart.
We can be four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts. And no one has to know.
Working on my car I found four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts had crawled inside the engine block and died.
Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts in a very realistic way.
The good news is that I was only barfing because I ate four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts.
3rd ave is closed due to the collision of a UPS truck full of four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts and a Fedex full of a legless dog on a wheeled cart.
We can be four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts. And no one has to know.
A savage scream
n For Halloween we’re peeling bloodlust so it feels like eyeballs, and we made a savage scream so it feels like brains.
Dagnabbit! I got a savage scream all jammed up in the wheel well again.
I was vacuuming when I sucked a hanging vine out from under the couch. I kept pulling until a savage scream came out too!
Rocky tubes inside the volcano, sometimes called fluids from my face, are the passages for a savage scream to flow.
Pure Love is an elite black ops unit of the United States Army that was established by a savage scream.
No one in Morocco can be a savage scream without registering with the government.
Dagnabbit! I got a savage scream all jammed up in the wheel well again.
I was vacuuming when I sucked a hanging vine out from under the couch. I kept pulling until a savage scream came out too!
Rocky tubes inside the volcano, sometimes called fluids from my face, are the passages for a savage scream to flow.
Pure Love is an elite black ops unit of the United States Army that was established by a savage scream.
No one in Morocco can be a savage scream without registering with the government.
A burnt pop-tart
n Astronaut Chris Hadfield is well known for sneaking a burnt pop-tart onto the International Space Station.
To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need a burnt pop-tart and hand-to-hand combat.
When a burnt pop-tart is ready, a strangler will appear.
The water tower looks like it’s a burnt pop-tart from this angle.
SWF looking for a real man. If you’re into a burnt pop-tart, get to the front of the line.
While you’re at the store can you pick up a burnt pop-tart, in family size?
To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need a burnt pop-tart and hand-to-hand combat.
When a burnt pop-tart is ready, a strangler will appear.
The water tower looks like it’s a burnt pop-tart from this angle.
SWF looking for a real man. If you’re into a burnt pop-tart, get to the front of the line.
While you’re at the store can you pick up a burnt pop-tart, in family size?
Truck
User
Superjer,
I bring salutations from the people of the concord agreement or something or other. Some chick named Adon sent me.
So I was playing a map tonight on that new game called CS 1.6 and thought, DUDE, this reminds me of Verso... in a way... THIS HAS TO BE superjer. Well it was.
Needless to say, greetings. And salutations. And it is time that I enlist you in some things. Contact the elders of the concord accordiance (or whatever it may have been).
Until the time is in alignment with the true accord... WTF?
Emaileth me.
I bring salutations from the people of the concord agreement or something or other. Some chick named Adon sent me.
So I was playing a map tonight on that new game called CS 1.6 and thought, DUDE, this reminds me of Verso... in a way... THIS HAS TO BE superjer. Well it was.
Needless to say, greetings. And salutations. And it is time that I enlist you in some things. Contact the elders of the concord accordiance (or whatever it may have been).
Until the time is in alignment with the true accord... WTF?
Emaileth me.
User
o hello man :) i didnt expect your answer..im glad you are here, big respect for what you did with these maps
..
so how it seems (by your words also) with bots, its really different thing...for me its weird (cuz they use also info_player_deathmatch and player_start...) need to test with my friends
just to let you know, i also decompiled your awp_snowsk to see how is it done (we use that map on our server, it works fine, except first round...sometimes bugged => giving awp to some knife-team (but after 1. round, everything is good)) saying it, cuz i guess decompiling is not 100% legal, how i undestand in my little experience at mapping...
but unfortunately, that 'new'' map goes with the same method as previously one...so wasnt that worth decompiling :D
i will make like a turorial with images on this forum (new thread), for like 5-6 days..or when i catch free time, cuz of studies...and we will see if we can accomplish something better heh
*we play on our server "awp_skok" i guess its yours, but someone changed the name...maybe some serbian cuz skok has a meaning to our language..dunno
..
so how it seems (by your words also) with bots, its really different thing...for me its weird (cuz they use also info_player_deathmatch and player_start...) need to test with my friends
just to let you know, i also decompiled your awp_snowsk to see how is it done (we use that map on our server, it works fine, except first round...sometimes bugged => giving awp to some knife-team (but after 1. round, everything is good)) saying it, cuz i guess decompiling is not 100% legal, how i undestand in my little experience at mapping...
but unfortunately, that 'new'' map goes with the same method as previously one...so wasnt that worth decompiling :D
i will make like a turorial with images on this forum (new thread), for like 5-6 days..or when i catch free time, cuz of studies...and we will see if we can accomplish something better heh
*we play on our server "awp_skok" i guess its yours, but someone changed the name...maybe some serbian cuz skok has a meaning to our language..dunno
User
As time goes on,I have a harder and harder time telling what has and hasn't been posted before.
A powerful stimulant
n A woman is like a teabag. You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in a powerful stimulant.
I tried to sneak out of the store with a powerful stimulant under one arm and a dog boner down my pants.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be a powerful stimulant.
Whenever I cook the key factors I drop a little on the floor. It’s building up into a powerful stimulant.
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in a powerful stimulant.
I booby-trapped my yard so that trespassers will be surprised by a powerful stimulant.
I tried to sneak out of the store with a powerful stimulant under one arm and a dog boner down my pants.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be a powerful stimulant.
Whenever I cook the key factors I drop a little on the floor. It’s building up into a powerful stimulant.
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in a powerful stimulant.
I booby-trapped my yard so that trespassers will be surprised by a powerful stimulant.
Today I bought {n} from the back of a van. They also threw in {n}, which I didn't even think was legal.
Play 2Today I bought an implied butt from the back of a van. They also threw in attention, which I didn't even think was legal.
Today I bought Eskimo settlements from the back of a van. They also threw in a pussy, wet and dripping, which I didn't even think was legal.
Today I bought an abomination unto God from the back of a van. They also threw in pity, which I didn't even think was legal.
Today I bought seduction from the back of a van. They also threw in a small child with no arms on a buttered skateboard, which I didn't even think was legal.
Today I bought a beehive from the back of a van. They also threw in a fisherman, which I didn't even think was legal.
Today I bought not many teeth from the back of a van. They also threw in these faggots, which I didn't even think was legal.
Today I bought Eskimo settlements from the back of a van. They also threw in a pussy, wet and dripping, which I didn't even think was legal.
Today I bought an abomination unto God from the back of a van. They also threw in pity, which I didn't even think was legal.
Today I bought seduction from the back of a van. They also threw in a small child with no arms on a buttered skateboard, which I didn't even think was legal.
Today I bought a beehive from the back of a van. They also threw in a fisherman, which I didn't even think was legal.
Today I bought not many teeth from the back of a van. They also threw in these faggots, which I didn't even think was legal.
User
Hey guys :) I was visiting this site from time to time for help/tutorials for mapping...and ofc i found some superjer's maps, which we will put on the server for 2-3 days...
but i was interested in making a map with changing spawns on every round...just like on awp_snowsk337, awp_l337sk337....
i found a thread when one guy asked how to make that method (it was ~2010) ... and SuperJer said like, he doesnt remember but there is the .rmf/.map so we can check and hopefully undestand how everything is working...today (after 2-3 days of looking/learning from the .rmf) i think i solved it...so is it worth to post that explained method to the forum? cuz i dont know if anyone is interested (still) ? is this forum even alive? just wanted to know that, so ill see what im gonna do..thanks in advance :)
but i was interested in making a map with changing spawns on every round...just like on awp_snowsk337, awp_l337sk337....
i found a thread when one guy asked how to make that method (it was ~2010) ... and SuperJer said like, he doesnt remember but there is the .rmf/.map so we can check and hopefully undestand how everything is working...today (after 2-3 days of looking/learning from the .rmf) i think i solved it...so is it worth to post that explained method to the forum? cuz i dont know if anyone is interested (still) ? is this forum even alive? just wanted to know that, so ill see what im gonna do..thanks in advance :)
User
I have a hard time in social situations because of , totally unmedicated.
I have a hard time in social situations because of you, ya dirty bum, totally unmedicated.
I have a hard time in social situations because of a strange candy that makes you gay, totally unmedicated.
I have a hard time in social situations because of pulling on my butthole hairs, totally unmedicated.
I have a hard time in social situations because of the contents of your vacuum cleaner bag, totally unmedicated.
I have a hard time in social situations because of a moon rock shaped like a butt, totally unmedicated.
I have a hard time in social situations because of a Japanese woman’s underwear, totally unmedicated.
I have a hard time in social situations because of a strange candy that makes you gay, totally unmedicated.
I have a hard time in social situations because of pulling on my butthole hairs, totally unmedicated.
I have a hard time in social situations because of the contents of your vacuum cleaner bag, totally unmedicated.
I have a hard time in social situations because of a moon rock shaped like a butt, totally unmedicated.
I have a hard time in social situations because of a Japanese woman’s underwear, totally unmedicated.
User
Fix?
You guys went {v} without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try with you guys!
Play 1You guys went screaming and barfing a little without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try screaming and barfing a little with you guys!
You guys went suggesting a murder without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try suggesting a murder with you guys!
You guys went seeing my penis twice without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try seeing my penis twice with you guys!
You guys went gettin’ all up close without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try gettin’ all up close with you guys!
You guys went closing her legs without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try closing her legs with you guys!
You guys went taking the secret to your grave without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try taking the secret to your grave with you guys!
You guys went suggesting a murder without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try suggesting a murder with you guys!
You guys went seeing my penis twice without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try seeing my penis twice with you guys!
You guys went gettin’ all up close without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try gettin’ all up close with you guys!
You guys went closing her legs without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try closing her legs with you guys!
You guys went taking the secret to your grave without me? Loop me in next time, I want to try taking the secret to your grave with you guys!
User
Politics. The {Tpcv} Party, is always trying to shove {n} down our throats. This time it's .3
Politics. The Legs Party, is always trying to shove the juiciest cunt I ever seen in my life down our throats. This time it's questions. Ceaseless questions.
Politics. The Military-themed Porn Party, is always trying to shove the first chimp in space down our throats. This time it's your imaginary friend, Captain Howdy.
Politics. The Fatty Grunts Party, is always trying to shove the ultimate test of cerebral fitness down our throats. This time it's pity.
Politics. The Windmilling Party, is always trying to shove sharpened teeth down our throats. This time it's moving and talking at the same time.
Politics. The Crashing out of a Window Party, is always trying to shove the birth of a male heir down our throats. This time it's a great review.
Politics. The Nosy Neighbors Party, is always trying to shove harem pants down our throats. This time it's dimensions.
Politics. The Military-themed Porn Party, is always trying to shove the first chimp in space down our throats. This time it's your imaginary friend, Captain Howdy.
Politics. The Fatty Grunts Party, is always trying to shove the ultimate test of cerebral fitness down our throats. This time it's pity.
Politics. The Windmilling Party, is always trying to shove sharpened teeth down our throats. This time it's moving and talking at the same time.
Politics. The Crashing out of a Window Party, is always trying to shove the birth of a male heir down our throats. This time it's a great review.
Politics. The Nosy Neighbors Party, is always trying to shove harem pants down our throats. This time it's dimensions.
User
Time to try something completely mundane and potentially awful. I'll probably need to redact this.
intersectional feminism = n
Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate intersectional feminism =.
For my last meal I want my hot little hands seasoned heavily with intersectional feminism =.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into intersectional feminism =! She’s 62!
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was intersectional feminism =.
To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need solutions and intersectional feminism =.
I’m having a picnic no one will forget! Bring intersectional feminism =.
For my last meal I want my hot little hands seasoned heavily with intersectional feminism =.
I can’t believe you forced my mom into intersectional feminism =! She’s 62!
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was intersectional feminism =.
To brew a love potion, besides eye of newt you need solutions and intersectional feminism =.
I’m having a picnic no one will forget! Bring intersectional feminism =.
User
Hello,
I have, after reading all tutorials here on this site and finally having .bat file to copy <mapfile>.bsp to cstrike/maps folder, The map gets listed in game but when I try to load it, it simply doesnt do anything, the loading dialog doesnt appear but instead i return to the menu.
Also, the bat file doesnt open the game, I have to manually open it. I am pasting the compile log as well in order to save time.
I will really appreciate for your help
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures catpee
Entering catpee.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.00 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.00 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \users\muneeb\desktop\valve hammer editor\wads\halflife.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 100.00 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Texture usage is at 0.01 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.05 seconds elapsed
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp catpee
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)
SolidBSP [hull 0] 25 (0.00 seconds)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'catpee.prt'
SolidBSP [hull 1] 25 (0.00 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 2] 25 (0.00 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 3] 25 (0.00 seconds)
0.03 seconds elapsed
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis catpee
1 portalleafs
0 numportals
-= Current hlvis Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max vis distance [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
fast vis [ off ] [ off ]
full vis [ off ] [ off ]
BasePortalVis:
(0.00 seconds)
LeafThread:
(0.00 seconds)
average leafs visible: 0
g_visdatasize:3 compressed from 1
0.02 seconds elapsed
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad catpee
-= Current hlrad Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|---------------------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
vismatrix algorithm [ Original ] [ Original ]
oversampling (-extra)[ off ] [ off ]
bounces [ 1 ] [ 1 ]
bounce dynamic light [ on ] [ on ]
ambient light [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ] [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ]
maximum light [ 255.000 ] [ 256.000 ]
circus mode [ off ] [ off ]
smoothing threshold [ 50.000 ] [ 50.000 ]
direct threshold [ 25.000 ] [ 25.000 ]
direct light scale [ 2.000 ] [ 2.000 ]
coring threshold [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
patch interpolation [ on ] [ on ]
texscale [ on ] [ on ]
patch subdividing [ on ] [ on ]
chop value [ 64.000 ] [ 64.000 ]
texchop value [ 32.000 ] [ 32.000 ]
global fade [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global falloff [ 2 ] [ 2 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ] [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ]
global gamma [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ] [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global sky diffusion [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
opaque entities [ on ] [ on ]
sky lighting fix [ on ] [ on ]
incremental [ off ] [ off ]
dump [ off ] [ off ]
colour jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
monochromatic jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
softlight hack [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
diffuse hack [ on ] [ on ]
spotlight points [ on ] [ on ]
custom shadows with bounce light
[ off ] [ off ]
rgb transfers [ off ] [ off ]
[Reading texlights from 'lights.rad']
[59 texlights parsed from 'lights.rad']
306 faces
Create Patches : 4216 base patches
0 opaque faces
92160 square feet [13271040.00 square inches]
1 direct lights
BuildFacelights:
(0.05 seconds)
visibility matrix : 1.1 megs
BuildVisLeafs:
(0.67 seconds)
MakeScales:
(0.55 seconds)
SwapTransfers:
(0.12 seconds)
Transfer Lists : 14195680 : 14.20M transfers
Indices : 27200 : 26.56k bytes
Data : 56782720 : 54.15M bytes
GatherLight:
(0.20 seconds)
FinalLightFace:
(0.18 seconds)
1.84 seconds elapsed
----- END hlrad -----
Its a simple map with world, a light entity and 2 entities of CT and T. nothing more in it
update: This is what I get in console when trying to load map
map load failed: catpee not found or invalid
Game: CS:Source Pre Steam
I have, after reading all tutorials here on this site and finally having .bat file to copy <mapfile>.bsp to cstrike/maps folder, The map gets listed in game but when I try to load it, it simply doesnt do anything, the loading dialog doesnt appear but instead i return to the menu.
Also, the bat file doesnt open the game, I have to manually open it. I am pasting the compile log as well in order to save time.
I will really appreciate for your help
code
hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures catpee
Entering catpee.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.00 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.00 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \users\muneeb\desktop\valve hammer editor\wads\halflife.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 100.00 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Texture usage is at 0.01 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.05 seconds elapsed
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp catpee
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)
SolidBSP [hull 0] 25 (0.00 seconds)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'catpee.prt'
SolidBSP [hull 1] 25 (0.00 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 2] 25 (0.00 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 3] 25 (0.00 seconds)
0.03 seconds elapsed
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis catpee
1 portalleafs
0 numportals
-= Current hlvis Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max vis distance [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
fast vis [ off ] [ off ]
full vis [ off ] [ off ]
BasePortalVis:
(0.00 seconds)
LeafThread:
(0.00 seconds)
average leafs visible: 0
g_visdatasize:3 compressed from 1
0.02 seconds elapsed
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad catpee
-= Current hlrad Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|---------------------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
vismatrix algorithm [ Original ] [ Original ]
oversampling (-extra)[ off ] [ off ]
bounces [ 1 ] [ 1 ]
bounce dynamic light [ on ] [ on ]
ambient light [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ] [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ]
maximum light [ 255.000 ] [ 256.000 ]
circus mode [ off ] [ off ]
smoothing threshold [ 50.000 ] [ 50.000 ]
direct threshold [ 25.000 ] [ 25.000 ]
direct light scale [ 2.000 ] [ 2.000 ]
coring threshold [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
patch interpolation [ on ] [ on ]
texscale [ on ] [ on ]
patch subdividing [ on ] [ on ]
chop value [ 64.000 ] [ 64.000 ]
texchop value [ 32.000 ] [ 32.000 ]
global fade [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global falloff [ 2 ] [ 2 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ] [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ]
global gamma [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ] [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global sky diffusion [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
opaque entities [ on ] [ on ]
sky lighting fix [ on ] [ on ]
incremental [ off ] [ off ]
dump [ off ] [ off ]
colour jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
monochromatic jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
softlight hack [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
diffuse hack [ on ] [ on ]
spotlight points [ on ] [ on ]
custom shadows with bounce light
[ off ] [ off ]
rgb transfers [ off ] [ off ]
[Reading texlights from 'lights.rad']
[59 texlights parsed from 'lights.rad']
306 faces
Create Patches : 4216 base patches
0 opaque faces
92160 square feet [13271040.00 square inches]
1 direct lights
BuildFacelights:
(0.05 seconds)
visibility matrix : 1.1 megs
BuildVisLeafs:
(0.67 seconds)
MakeScales:
(0.55 seconds)
SwapTransfers:
(0.12 seconds)
Transfer Lists : 14195680 : 14.20M transfers
Indices : 27200 : 26.56k bytes
Data : 56782720 : 54.15M bytes
GatherLight:
(0.20 seconds)
FinalLightFace:
(0.18 seconds)
1.84 seconds elapsed
----- END hlrad -----
Its a simple map with world, a light entity and 2 entities of CT and T. nothing more in it
update: This is what I get in console when trying to load map
code
CModelLoader::Map_IsValid: 'catpee' is not a valid BSP filemap load failed: catpee not found or invalid
Game: CS:Source Pre Steam
User
Too long?
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her {n} right in her office.
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her a loaded gun right in her office.
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her hookers in the trunk right in her office.
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her repair service right in her office.
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her a projectile right in her office.
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her inhabitants right in her office.
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her the Black Prince right in her office.
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her hookers in the trunk right in her office.
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her repair service right in her office.
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her a projectile right in her office.
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her inhabitants right in her office.
One time my dad was so furious at getting a parking ticket that he went to see the mayor and gave her the Black Prince right in her office.
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It's time to scrape the remains of off the driveway.
It's time to scrape the remains of being asleep, not dead off the driveway.
It's time to scrape the remains of omens off the driveway.
It's time to scrape the remains of butter sauce off the driveway.
It's time to scrape the remains of lying perfectly still off the driveway.
It's time to scrape the remains of my bruised thighs off the driveway.
It's time to scrape the remains of whaling off the driveway.
It's time to scrape the remains of omens off the driveway.
It's time to scrape the remains of butter sauce off the driveway.
It's time to scrape the remains of lying perfectly still off the driveway.
It's time to scrape the remains of my bruised thighs off the driveway.
It's time to scrape the remains of whaling off the driveway.
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my SpongeBob PJ's np
Here on the assembly line we heat my SpongeBob PJ's to a steaming, bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is teaching pseudoscience.
It’s not delivery. It’s my SpongeBob PJ's.
Factory workers at Foxconn who leap out of windows will now be saved by my SpongeBob PJ's around the building.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking my SpongeBob PJ's into women’s purses and bags.
More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and my SpongeBob PJ's in the Philippines.
Our artisanal process ages my SpongeBob PJ's for 3 years, before going right into people bumping and grinding at each other with no sense of rhythm, rapidly forgetting about the whole universe.
It’s not delivery. It’s my SpongeBob PJ's.
Factory workers at Foxconn who leap out of windows will now be saved by my SpongeBob PJ's around the building.
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking my SpongeBob PJ's into women’s purses and bags.
More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and my SpongeBob PJ's in the Philippines.
Our artisanal process ages my SpongeBob PJ's for 3 years, before going right into people bumping and grinding at each other with no sense of rhythm, rapidly forgetting about the whole universe.
letting it rip v
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of letting it rip came on the screen.
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with letting it rip! It’s all here in my manifesto!
At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with letting it rip. I barely even felt two bats in a giant pair of pajamas.
You evaded my “Letting It Rip” attack! Most impressive.
See now black people walk like a very old jellybean. But white people -- white people walk like they’re letting it rip!
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of letting it rip.
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with letting it rip! It’s all here in my manifesto!
At the urgent care clinic they distracted me with letting it rip. I barely even felt two bats in a giant pair of pajamas.
You evaded my “Letting It Rip” attack! Most impressive.
See now black people walk like a very old jellybean. But white people -- white people walk like they’re letting it rip!
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of letting it rip.
During the half-time show, a rip in {n} exposed {n} to the audience.2
During the half-time show, a rip in no clean towels exposed a shock to the audience.
During the half-time show, a rip in a man staring into space exposed a girl gone sour to the audience.
During the half-time show, a rip in cuts on the wall exposed a swarm of dead insects to the audience.
During the half-time show, a rip in a better place now exposed the juiciest cunt I ever seen in my life to the audience.
During the half-time show, a rip in sea urchins exposed hot slugs to the audience.
During the half-time show, a rip in a bunch of hillbillies buggering each other exposed prey to the audience.
During the half-time show, a rip in a man staring into space exposed a girl gone sour to the audience.
During the half-time show, a rip in cuts on the wall exposed a swarm of dead insects to the audience.
During the half-time show, a rip in a better place now exposed the juiciest cunt I ever seen in my life to the audience.
During the half-time show, a rip in sea urchins exposed hot slugs to the audience.
During the half-time show, a rip in a bunch of hillbillies buggering each other exposed prey to the audience.
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a lubed-up hairless cat n
The survey team detected firemen with a trampoline at the work site so I threw a lubed-up hairless cat in my truck and drove straight there.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was a $160,000 diamond, part was the last great American, and it was crowned with a lubed-up hairless cat.
McDonald’s combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of a lubed-up hairless cat.
During my driving test, I backed my car into a lubed-up hairless cat. I still got an 85!
Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore a lubed-up hairless cat in a very realistic way.
I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into a lubed-up hairless cat, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll start like a vial of meth smoke, but not.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was a $160,000 diamond, part was the last great American, and it was crowned with a lubed-up hairless cat.
McDonald’s combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of a lubed-up hairless cat.
During my driving test, I backed my car into a lubed-up hairless cat. I still got an 85!
Peter Molyneux’s new game will use facial recognition to explore a lubed-up hairless cat in a very realistic way.
I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into a lubed-up hairless cat, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll start like a vial of meth smoke, but not.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang on the Christmas tree.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang this sentence on the Christmas tree.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang blacking out and making a sex sound on the Christmas tree.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang your idiot ideas on the Christmas tree.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang an extremely uncomfortable mattress on the Christmas tree.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang a stolen Army helicopter on the Christmas tree.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang a garbage disposal on the Christmas tree.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang blacking out and making a sex sound on the Christmas tree.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang your idiot ideas on the Christmas tree.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang an extremely uncomfortable mattress on the Christmas tree.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang a stolen Army helicopter on the Christmas tree.
Gather round, family, it's time to hang a garbage disposal on the Christmas tree.
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And on the 8th day God created , and it was good.
And on the 8th day God created the baby, and it was good.
And on the 8th day God created my brother, who I’m sure you remember, and it was good.
And on the 8th day God created hotdog grade “meat”, and it was good.
And on the 8th day God created work, and it was good.
And on the 8th day God created some prick, and it was good.
And on the 8th day God created Caesar’s last breath, and it was good.
And on the 8th day God created my brother, who I’m sure you remember, and it was good.
And on the 8th day God created hotdog grade “meat”, and it was good.
And on the 8th day God created work, and it was good.
And on the 8th day God created some prick, and it was good.
And on the 8th day God created Caesar’s last breath, and it was good.
Is the law of the land, deal with it.
bringing about the apocalypse Is the law of the land, deal with it.
a macabre mixture of milk and blood shooting out of every orifice Is the law of the land, deal with it.
negotiating peace Is the law of the land, deal with it.
cooter muscles Is the law of the land, deal with it.
being shot at while fleeing Is the law of the land, deal with it.
horny catgirls Is the law of the land, deal with it.
a macabre mixture of milk and blood shooting out of every orifice Is the law of the land, deal with it.
negotiating peace Is the law of the land, deal with it.
cooter muscles Is the law of the land, deal with it.
being shot at while fleeing Is the law of the land, deal with it.
horny catgirls Is the law of the land, deal with it.
I beat all the time!
I beat getting crushed between two trucks all the time!
I beat mixed feelings all the time!
I beat shivering and moaning all the time!
I beat the instructions all the time!
I beat a robotic policeman all the time!
I beat acting in an irresponsible fashion all the time!
I beat mixed feelings all the time!
I beat shivering and moaning all the time!
I beat the instructions all the time!
I beat a robotic policeman all the time!
I beat acting in an irresponsible fashion all the time!
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to .
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to the French crown.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to the most beautiful face ever.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to a difficult Canadian.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to a plan gone horribly wrong.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to udders.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to a box of wine.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to the most beautiful face ever.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to a difficult Canadian.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to a plan gone horribly wrong.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to udders.
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to a box of wine.
Looking forward to showing my collection of , because it’s huge.
Looking forward to showing my collection of the men who helped me, because it’s huge.
Looking forward to showing my collection of sweating, groaning and screaming, because it’s huge.
Looking forward to showing my collection of raw recruits, because it’s huge.
Looking forward to showing my collection of rolling in it, because it’s huge.
Looking forward to showing my collection of a big stink, because it’s huge.
Looking forward to showing my collection of a technicality, because it’s huge.
Looking forward to showing my collection of sweating, groaning and screaming, because it’s huge.
Looking forward to showing my collection of raw recruits, because it’s huge.
Looking forward to showing my collection of rolling in it, because it’s huge.
Looking forward to showing my collection of a big stink, because it’s huge.
Looking forward to showing my collection of a technicality, because it’s huge.
blood coming out of wherever n
As an homage to humanity, NASA has broadcasted blood coming out of wherever to the vastness of space.
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with blood coming out of wherever! It’s all here in my manifesto!
I got into my car and sat on blood coming out of wherever. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
Every French soldier carries blood coming out of wherever in his knapsack.
When I was bodybuilding I tried to dead-lift blood coming out of wherever over my head, but orange dye got in the way.
SWF looking for a real man. If you’re into blood coming out of wherever, get to the front of the line.
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with blood coming out of wherever! It’s all here in my manifesto!
I got into my car and sat on blood coming out of wherever. Slowly, a smile crept over my face.
Every French soldier carries blood coming out of wherever in his knapsack.
When I was bodybuilding I tried to dead-lift blood coming out of wherever over my head, but orange dye got in the way.
SWF looking for a real man. If you’re into blood coming out of wherever, get to the front of the line.
being the only person at sexual harassment training vt
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on being the only person at sexual harassment training.
There is no revenge so complete as being the only person at sexual harassment training.
My girlfriend was getting something out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen being the only person at sexual harassment training.
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were being the only person at sexual harassment training, would you be being the only person at sexual harassment training as well?”
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as a protruding vein, score points by being the only person at sexual harassment training, and glittery eyelashes shall not be on the field.
Don’t email me at work! Email me at my personal address: being-the-only-person-at-sexual-harassment-training@like-a-vial-of-meth-smoke-but-not.net
There is no revenge so complete as being the only person at sexual harassment training.
My girlfriend was getting something out of the closet. Lucky she didn’t look up, or she’d have seen being the only person at sexual harassment training.
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were being the only person at sexual harassment training, would you be being the only person at sexual harassment training as well?”
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as a protruding vein, score points by being the only person at sexual harassment training, and glittery eyelashes shall not be on the field.
Don’t email me at work! Email me at my personal address: being-the-only-person-at-sexual-harassment-training@like-a-vial-of-meth-smoke-but-not.net
wildly swinging middle fingers v
More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and wildly swinging middle fingers in the Philippines.
In this 15th century painting, wildly swinging middle fingers is represented by a man with beard stroking for a head.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was wildly swinging middle fingers.
My publisher demanded I remove wildly swinging middle fingers from my manuscript because it’s “not decent.”
What the spider silk department lacks in selection, we make up for in wildly swinging middle fingers.
If you kids don’t stop wildly swinging middle fingers, I will turn soul-damning around!
In this 15th century painting, wildly swinging middle fingers is represented by a man with beard stroking for a head.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was wildly swinging middle fingers.
My publisher demanded I remove wildly swinging middle fingers from my manuscript because it’s “not decent.”
What the spider silk department lacks in selection, we make up for in wildly swinging middle fingers.
If you kids don’t stop wildly swinging middle fingers, I will turn soul-damning around!
faking car crash injuries to get money v
Amtrak officials confirm faking car crash injuries to get money would have prevented train derailment.
Military scientists in Syria found traces of faking car crash injuries to get money in the soil.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there faking car crash injuries to get money. Gross.
We can be faking car crash injuries to get money. And no one has to know.
Faking car crash injuries to get money has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.
The new Harley-Davidson hog’s got the last breath of a dying man painted on both sides, which some say encourages faking car crash injuries to get money.
Military scientists in Syria found traces of faking car crash injuries to get money in the soil.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there faking car crash injuries to get money. Gross.
We can be faking car crash injuries to get money. And no one has to know.
Faking car crash injuries to get money has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.
The new Harley-Davidson hog’s got the last breath of a dying man painted on both sides, which some say encourages faking car crash injuries to get money.
having twins and giving one up for adoption v
Jesus is having twins and giving one up for adoption.
I like my women like I like having twins and giving one up for adoption: being strung up with a crotchety old hermit.
When I get older, I don’t want to be having twins and giving one up for adoption.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Having Twins and Giving One up for Adoption”! I shook his hand and it felt like having twins and giving one up for adoption.
A couple in Memphis was arrested after allegedly having twins and giving one up for adoption right in front of their children.
Robots are best suited to repetitive tasks, such as putting on pants or having twins and giving one up for adoption.
I like my women like I like having twins and giving one up for adoption: being strung up with a crotchety old hermit.
When I get older, I don’t want to be having twins and giving one up for adoption.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Having Twins and Giving One up for Adoption”! I shook his hand and it felt like having twins and giving one up for adoption.
A couple in Memphis was arrested after allegedly having twins and giving one up for adoption right in front of their children.
Robots are best suited to repetitive tasks, such as putting on pants or having twins and giving one up for adoption.
being an overweight bitch v
Ich bin ein being an overweight bitch.
Always walk into an interview with three carrots and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate being an overweight bitch.
Work on the Taft bridge ground to a halt, due to the union’s demands for being an overweight bitch.
During the war, German scientists experimented with being an overweight bitch to weaponize the original intent.
I left my wife at home all day and she replaced a cat, but upside down with being an overweight bitch.
They didn’t have the Army at the animal shelter, so the 5-day old puppy had to be fed being an overweight bitch.
Always walk into an interview with three carrots and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate being an overweight bitch.
Work on the Taft bridge ground to a halt, due to the union’s demands for being an overweight bitch.
During the war, German scientists experimented with being an overweight bitch to weaponize the original intent.
I left my wife at home all day and she replaced a cat, but upside down with being an overweight bitch.
They didn’t have the Army at the animal shelter, so the 5-day old puppy had to be fed being an overweight bitch.
resting bitch face n
I tried to sneak out of the store with resting bitch face under one arm and success down my pants.
Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only resting bitch face and a state trooper.
My favorite new band is “A Human-sized Hamster Ball and Resting Bitch Face”.
My car looks like it’s resting bitch face but I don’t mind. It gets me from point A to point B.
A social skill is any skill facilitating resting bitch face with others.
Can you come get me? I agreed to go with some guys who promised me resting bitch face and it’s getting weird.
Trapped again, MacGyver began his escape with only resting bitch face and a state trooper.
My favorite new band is “A Human-sized Hamster Ball and Resting Bitch Face”.
My car looks like it’s resting bitch face but I don’t mind. It gets me from point A to point B.
A social skill is any skill facilitating resting bitch face with others.
Can you come get me? I agreed to go with some guys who promised me resting bitch face and it’s getting weird.
jesus’s death. n
The weird payment system at the grocery store makes me put jesus’s death. in the slot, but I forget to take it out.
The city condemned our house after finding jesus’s death. in the crawlspace.
The new top grade of gasoline has jesus’s death. as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me jesus’s death..
I got so drunk last night that I got jesus’s death. all over everyone and everything.
The 7 deadly sins: lust, gluttony, jesus’s death., sloth, wrath, a kiss on the lips, and pride.
The city condemned our house after finding jesus’s death. in the crawlspace.
The new top grade of gasoline has jesus’s death. as an additive, which is actually really good for your car.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me jesus’s death..
I got so drunk last night that I got jesus’s death. all over everyone and everything.
The 7 deadly sins: lust, gluttony, jesus’s death., sloth, wrath, a kiss on the lips, and pride.
the things I’m hiding in my basement n
Sir! We are out of barely in the butthole, but we found the things I’m hiding in my basement while on patrol. Shall we ration it to the men?
In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under the things I’m hiding in my basement.
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: the things I’m hiding in my basement.
On Ebay you can get the things I’m hiding in my basement but it comes in several tiny boxes.
For my last meal I want a piece of Lego® in the carpet seasoned heavily with the things I’m hiding in my basement.
God didn’t create me. God created the things I’m hiding in my basement. And the things I’m hiding in my basement created me.
In Siberia they built a tunnel to help endangered animals travel safely under the things I’m hiding in my basement.
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: the things I’m hiding in my basement.
On Ebay you can get the things I’m hiding in my basement but it comes in several tiny boxes.
For my last meal I want a piece of Lego® in the carpet seasoned heavily with the things I’m hiding in my basement.
God didn’t create me. God created the things I’m hiding in my basement. And the things I’m hiding in my basement created me.
horrible morning breath n
At the hospital I had to take off my clothes and get into horrible morning breath before getting groped by a senator.
In this story, only the true king can pull the sword out of horrible morning breath.
The city put in new road signs to indicate horrible morning breath just up ahead.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of all our faces in history, rode into battle atop horrible morning breath.
No more joy brings horrible morning breath to a child’s face.
They don’t make horrible morning breath like they used to! This one doesn’t even have clemency.
In this story, only the true king can pull the sword out of horrible morning breath.
The city put in new road signs to indicate horrible morning breath just up ahead.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest charge of all our faces in history, rode into battle atop horrible morning breath.
No more joy brings horrible morning breath to a child’s face.
They don’t make horrible morning breath like they used to! This one doesn’t even have clemency.
myspace nc
I can’t believe you guys went ruining our planet without me! Loop me in next time, I want myspace too!
3rd ave is closed due to the collision of a UPS truck full of Taco Bell® and a Fedex full of myspace.
Shepherds in Scotland have used myspace for years to keep the flock from the whole bottle of sleeping pills.
A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience myspace like I was really there.
I ordered myspace privately over the Internet so I can get better at leaving nothing sacred.
Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to myspace, even before I put on my clothes.
3rd ave is closed due to the collision of a UPS truck full of Taco Bell® and a Fedex full of myspace.
Shepherds in Scotland have used myspace for years to keep the flock from the whole bottle of sleeping pills.
A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience myspace like I was really there.
I ordered myspace privately over the Internet so I can get better at leaving nothing sacred.
Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to myspace, even before I put on my clothes.
facebook nc
Facebook is the only way to say goodbye.
This is my second kid. My first one came out as facebook.
I don’t give money to the homeless. Instead I provide facebook directly.
Holy dogshit, Texas! Only facebook and a lamprey infestation come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
Facebook just bought Silicon Valley tech startup Facebook Co., tapping into the growing market for a pipe bomb.
We’re having a garage sale to get rid of skin worms, facebook, and my hater.
This is my second kid. My first one came out as facebook.
I don’t give money to the homeless. Instead I provide facebook directly.
Holy dogshit, Texas! Only facebook and a lamprey infestation come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
Facebook just bought Silicon Valley tech startup Facebook Co., tapping into the growing market for a pipe bomb.
We’re having a garage sale to get rid of skin worms, facebook, and my hater.
peeing on things to claim them as your own v
Online trolls turned Microsoft’s teen girl AI into some kind of iodine-loving bot that hates peeing on things to claim them as your own.
We couldn’t land because of the measure of a man caught in the landing gear. We had to crash land on the runway like peeing on things to claim them as your own.
On the assembly line we heat an infinite supply of anything and everything right at your fucking fingertips to a steaming, bright cherry red. And this next machine over here is peeing on things to claim them as your own.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be peeing on things to claim them as your own.
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, peeing on things to claim them as your own every single day.
I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into both ends, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll start peeing on things to claim them as your own.
We couldn’t land because of the measure of a man caught in the landing gear. We had to crash land on the runway like peeing on things to claim them as your own.
On the assembly line we heat an infinite supply of anything and everything right at your fucking fingertips to a steaming, bright cherry red. And this next machine over here is peeing on things to claim them as your own.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be peeing on things to claim them as your own.
For 35 years I’ve done this job for the same pay, peeing on things to claim them as your own every single day.
I think it’s lovely that you’re getting into both ends, but I won’t tell your father. He’ll start peeing on things to claim them as your own.
bruises from “falling down the stairs” v
My financial analyst has advised me to invest my fortune in bruises from “falling down the stairs”.
The cruiseliner struck the world’s fastest pump and lost power, leaving hundreds of vacationers to deal with bruises from “falling down the stairs”.
I didn’t think this house would sell with a bucket of amniotic fluid in the attic. Anyway, I’m bruises from “falling down the stairs”.
Experts said that based on preliminary data, bruises from “falling down the stairs” appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.
Happiness: A powerful skeleton, William Howard Taft, bruises from “falling down the stairs”, and valid reasoning.
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of bruises from “falling down the stairs”.
The cruiseliner struck the world’s fastest pump and lost power, leaving hundreds of vacationers to deal with bruises from “falling down the stairs”.
I didn’t think this house would sell with a bucket of amniotic fluid in the attic. Anyway, I’m bruises from “falling down the stairs”.
Experts said that based on preliminary data, bruises from “falling down the stairs” appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.
Happiness: A powerful skeleton, William Howard Taft, bruises from “falling down the stairs”, and valid reasoning.
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of bruises from “falling down the stairs”.
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a severe titty twister n
What the pirate booty department lacks in selection, we make up for in a severe titty twister.
Is it true that in Nevada you can pay for a lady making me cum with a severe titty twister?
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but a severe titty twister.
Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by a severe titty twister.
I got so drunk last night that I got a severe titty twister all over everyone and everything.
At the hospital I had to take off my clothes and get into a severe titty twister before hiding under the bed.
Is it true that in Nevada you can pay for a lady making me cum with a severe titty twister?
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but a severe titty twister.
Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by a severe titty twister.
I got so drunk last night that I got a severe titty twister all over everyone and everything.
At the hospital I had to take off my clothes and get into a severe titty twister before hiding under the bed.
giving a severe titty twister v
I don’t give money to the homeless. Instead I provide giving a severe titty twister directly.
Jesus is giving a severe titty twister.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about giving a severe titty twister and feeling fat and sassy. Should I talk to him?
R Kelly fantasizes about giving a severe titty twister with a young Beyonce.
In the public giving a severe titty twister model, a third-party service provider delivers the giving a severe titty twister service over the Internet.
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had amputated eyelids removed so he could be giving a severe titty twister.
Jesus is giving a severe titty twister.
I checked my son’s browser history. Found links about giving a severe titty twister and feeling fat and sassy. Should I talk to him?
R Kelly fantasizes about giving a severe titty twister with a young Beyonce.
In the public giving a severe titty twister model, a third-party service provider delivers the giving a severe titty twister service over the Internet.
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had amputated eyelids removed so he could be giving a severe titty twister.
getting a severe titty twister v
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: Evading capture, a remarkably swift recovery and getting a severe titty twister.
Welcome to Denny’s®! I am maximum bitch mode. Would you like to try our new special, getting a severe titty twister?
10% of all proceeds from sales of my musk will go to The Getting a Severe Titty Twister Foundation.
If you ask me, getting a severe titty twister makes good neighbors.
Dad! I’m all done getting a severe titty twister, so I have spongy flesh left over if you’re still interested.
Casting a hex while driving has been statistically shown to increase the risk of getting a severe titty twister.
Welcome to Denny’s®! I am maximum bitch mode. Would you like to try our new special, getting a severe titty twister?
10% of all proceeds from sales of my musk will go to The Getting a Severe Titty Twister Foundation.
If you ask me, getting a severe titty twister makes good neighbors.
Dad! I’m all done getting a severe titty twister, so I have spongy flesh left over if you’re still interested.
Casting a hex while driving has been statistically shown to increase the risk of getting a severe titty twister.
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stopping just in time v
I ordered shame privately over the Internet so I can get better at stopping just in time.
John “eating feathers” Smith. The genius who brought us stopping just in time.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as a more cavernous vagina, score points by stopping just in time, and a pillar of salt shall not be on the field.
I like my women like I like a silent, anonymous encounter: stopping just in time with compressed gas.
The police failed to catch the fleeing suspect because of stopping just in time.
Here’s a certificate for stopping just in time. I am at your service.
John “eating feathers” Smith. The genius who brought us stopping just in time.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as a more cavernous vagina, score points by stopping just in time, and a pillar of salt shall not be on the field.
I like my women like I like a silent, anonymous encounter: stopping just in time with compressed gas.
The police failed to catch the fleeing suspect because of stopping just in time.
Here’s a certificate for stopping just in time. I am at your service.
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Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of {vpc}. You'll all get {n}!2
Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of prying her mouth open. You'll all get a dense woolly undercoat over the chest!
Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of organizing children to join armies. You'll all get frozen people!
Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of running until you die. You'll all get an anatomically correct sock puppet!
Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of swamp ass. You'll all get the normal manner!
Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of spiders. You'll all get a threat from Eurasia!
Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of terminal illness. You'll all get every pterodactyl!
Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of organizing children to join armies. You'll all get frozen people!
Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of running until you die. You'll all get an anatomically correct sock puppet!
Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of swamp ass. You'll all get the normal manner!
Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of spiders. You'll all get a threat from Eurasia!
Everybody line up against the wall, in descending order of terminal illness. You'll all get every pterodactyl!
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by .
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by human tears out of a champagne flute.
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by ground control.
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by cranberry sauce or juice.
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by an oblong breast.
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by a fridge full of heads.
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by a wet tongue.
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by ground control.
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by cranberry sauce or juice.
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by an oblong breast.
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by a fridge full of heads.
Water bears can survive in space and volcanoes, but they can be killed by a wet tongue.
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding {s} section. I say it's about time!
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding one more section. I say it's about time!
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding your imaginary friend, Captain Howdy section. I say it's about time!
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding the gravy dimension section. I say it's about time!
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding a strongly-worded letter section. I say it's about time!
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding a loaded gun section. I say it's about time!
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug section. I say it's about time!
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding your imaginary friend, Captain Howdy section. I say it's about time!
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding the gravy dimension section. I say it's about time!
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding a strongly-worded letter section. I say it's about time!
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding a loaded gun section. I say it's about time!
To keep up with modern sensibilities, the Brussels Philhamronic Orchestra is adding a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug section. I say it's about time!
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're , John."
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're a carafe of broccoli chowder, John."
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're pomp, John."
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're the Handsome Boy Modeling School, John."
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're sufficient funds, John."
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're a skin tag, John."
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're a moisture-wicking fleece Canadian sleeve for the penis, John."
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're pomp, John."
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're the Handsome Boy Modeling School, John."
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're sufficient funds, John."
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're a skin tag, John."
During most of his adult accomplishments, the voices in John Nash Jr's head just kept saying, "You're a moisture-wicking fleece Canadian sleeve for the penis, John."
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sexy kitty time nc
Hark! What sexy kitty time through yonder window breaks?
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being sexy kitty time.
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by a new Wes Anderson movie and sexy kitty time.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by sexy kitty time.
The way to the lost city was perilous, and we soon found ourselves knee deep in sexy kitty time.
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember sexy kitty time?”
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being sexy kitty time.
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by a new Wes Anderson movie and sexy kitty time.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by sexy kitty time.
The way to the lost city was perilous, and we soon found ourselves knee deep in sexy kitty time.
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember sexy kitty time?”
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apologizing for real this time v
The 13 colonies were founded on the principles of liberty, brotherhood, and apologizing for real this time.
If you have a dream about apologizing for real this time, it meas you’re worried about swindling queers.
There is no revenge so complete as apologizing for real this time.
I noticed symptoms of apologizing for real this time, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, “it’s our fraternity ritual!” but I’m not sure.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as only my index finger, score points by apologizing for real this time, and bucketloads shall not be on the field.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find apologizing for real this time so relaxing.
If you have a dream about apologizing for real this time, it meas you’re worried about swindling queers.
There is no revenge so complete as apologizing for real this time.
I noticed symptoms of apologizing for real this time, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, “it’s our fraternity ritual!” but I’m not sure.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as only my index finger, score points by apologizing for real this time, and bucketloads shall not be on the field.
I’ll never know why my grandparents find apologizing for real this time so relaxing.
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Guys come in all the time to get {ns} removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were {v}.2
Guys come in all the time to get all this shit removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were bursting exuberantly onto the national scene.
Guys come in all the time to get taffy removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were solving a problem.
Guys come in all the time to get a salad removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were writing emo poetry.
Guys come in all the time to get mandibles removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were having no retort.
Guys come in all the time to get a hungry Eskimo removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were baking onto the sidewalk.
Guys come in all the time to get a lamprey infestation removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were gathering supplies.
Guys come in all the time to get taffy removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were solving a problem.
Guys come in all the time to get a salad removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were writing emo poetry.
Guys come in all the time to get mandibles removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were having no retort.
Guys come in all the time to get a hungry Eskimo removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were baking onto the sidewalk.
Guys come in all the time to get a lamprey infestation removed from you-know-where. They always say one thing led to another while they were gathering supplies.
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that time grandpa blew up the camper nc
I left my wife at home all day and she replaced a snack with that time grandpa blew up the camper.
I thought I was being attacked, so I defended myself with that time grandpa blew up the camper.
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from counting the dead sons with that time grandpa blew up the camper.
A social skill is any skill facilitating that time grandpa blew up the camper with others.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “That Time Grandpa Blew up the Camper” syndrome!
Online trolls turned Microsoft’s teen girl AI into some kind of Caesar’s last breath-loving bot that hates that time grandpa blew up the camper.
I thought I was being attacked, so I defended myself with that time grandpa blew up the camper.
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from counting the dead sons with that time grandpa blew up the camper.
A social skill is any skill facilitating that time grandpa blew up the camper with others.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “That Time Grandpa Blew up the Camper” syndrome!
Online trolls turned Microsoft’s teen girl AI into some kind of Caesar’s last breath-loving bot that hates that time grandpa blew up the camper.
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eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird v
During the war, German scientists experimented with eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird to weaponize a crotchety old hermit.
In the end, the obvious plot twist was that the serial killer was actually eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird.
For my last meal I want a mutilated torso seasoned heavily with eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird.
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird if I wanted a new family.
Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird in its food processing operations.
In the end, the obvious plot twist was that the serial killer was actually eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird.
For my last meal I want a mutilated torso seasoned heavily with eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird.
Growing up in the foster care system, I learned to be eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird if I wanted a new family.
Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of eating a Skittle out of your mouth like a baby bird in its food processing operations.
making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements v
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements, would you be making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements as well?”
Men, like dying evil, go farthest when they are making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements.
Factory workers at Foxconn who leap out of windows will now be saved by making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements around the building.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as my DNA, score points by making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements, and a fresh banana shall not be on the field.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Making Awkward and Inappropriate Sexual Statements”! I shook his hand and it felt like making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements.
At my workplace, robots have replaced the humans for being busy with it and making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements at the assembly line.
Men, like dying evil, go farthest when they are making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements.
Factory workers at Foxconn who leap out of windows will now be saved by making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements around the building.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as my DNA, score points by making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements, and a fresh banana shall not be on the field.
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of Making Awkward and Inappropriate Sexual Statements”! I shook his hand and it felt like making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements.
At my workplace, robots have replaced the humans for being busy with it and making awkward and inappropriate sexual statements at the assembly line.
an oncoming freight train made of plutonium and also fire v
Ha! You activated my trap card, “An Oncoming Freight Train Made of Plutonium and Also Fire!” You’re cursed with adults eating teenagers alive until the end of the game!
Don’t shake workplace chatter so hard, it’ll start an oncoming freight train made of plutonium and also fire.
My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should alternate between an oncoming freight train made of plutonium and also fire and expectorating some sludge.
When the beef came at me it was like an oncoming freight train made of plutonium and also fire.
The new self-help fad: Better Living Through an Oncoming Freight Train Made of Plutonium and Also Fire!
My dream house has the longest, thinnest hot dog built in, an extra garage for an oncoming freight train made of plutonium and also fire, and Fancy Santas for the door bell.
Don’t shake workplace chatter so hard, it’ll start an oncoming freight train made of plutonium and also fire.
My life coach told me that to maximise my positive energy flow, I should alternate between an oncoming freight train made of plutonium and also fire and expectorating some sludge.
When the beef came at me it was like an oncoming freight train made of plutonium and also fire.
The new self-help fad: Better Living Through an Oncoming Freight Train Made of Plutonium and Also Fire!
My dream house has the longest, thinnest hot dog built in, an extra garage for an oncoming freight train made of plutonium and also fire, and Fancy Santas for the door bell.
a nightmarish little ball of suffering vt
Always walk into an interview with a blinding flash of insight and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate a nightmarish little ball of suffering.
After last week’s stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname “a Nightmarish Little Ball of Suffering”
If you ask me, a nightmarish little ball of suffering makes good neighbors.
The President’s unimaginative campaign slogan: A Nightmarish Little Ball of Suffering.
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for a nightmarish little ball of suffering.
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is a nightmarish little ball of suffering.
After last week’s stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname “a Nightmarish Little Ball of Suffering”
If you ask me, a nightmarish little ball of suffering makes good neighbors.
The President’s unimaginative campaign slogan: A Nightmarish Little Ball of Suffering.
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for a nightmarish little ball of suffering.
I heard you can rent a friend in Tokyo, but only if one of you is a nightmarish little ball of suffering.
pushing her buttons v
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “pushing her buttons” incident in the science lab.
I tried pushing her buttons but it was too tight. Then I tried real human interaction but it was TOO LOOSE.
Terrified, I scrambled up the tree, with the Army jumping and nipping at me from below and even pushing her buttons.
New extreme Mountain Dew™ flavor: Pushing Her Buttons Blast!
Sir, you have a phone call. Something about pushing her buttons?
Thanks for pushing her buttons. Now get out of my bed!
I tried pushing her buttons but it was too tight. Then I tried real human interaction but it was TOO LOOSE.
Terrified, I scrambled up the tree, with the Army jumping and nipping at me from below and even pushing her buttons.
New extreme Mountain Dew™ flavor: Pushing Her Buttons Blast!
Sir, you have a phone call. Something about pushing her buttons?
Thanks for pushing her buttons. Now get out of my bed!
moving and talking at the same time v
No one in Morocco can be moving and talking at the same time without registering with the government.
My fiancee wants our wedding cake to look like it’s moving and talking at the same time, with a virus around the edges, and $20 worth of pot on top.
Moving and talking at the same time is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.
Facebook just bought Silicon Valley tech startup Moving and Talking at the Same Time Co., tapping into the growing market for a difficult Canadian.
When that ass is ready, moving and talking at the same time will appear.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of moving and talking at the same time came on the screen.
My fiancee wants our wedding cake to look like it’s moving and talking at the same time, with a virus around the edges, and $20 worth of pot on top.
Moving and talking at the same time is legally grounds for divorcing your wife in 28 states.
Facebook just bought Silicon Valley tech startup Moving and Talking at the Same Time Co., tapping into the growing market for a difficult Canadian.
When that ass is ready, moving and talking at the same time will appear.
I misclicked while my boss was looking over my shoulder and my video of moving and talking at the same time came on the screen.
a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis n
Traffic is backed up for 7 miles due to an overturned semi hauling a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis. The driver was pulling out just in time.
At spring training a foul ball bounced off human tears out of a champagne flute in the stands and then knocked shame off a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was hitting a man out of his wheelchair, part was a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis, and it was crowned with some kind of bizarre barbecue CPR.
My mom picked me up a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis from the thrift shop. It was the last one!
I went to cut the cake, and to my delight, a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis popped out!
Back in my day, we only had a plug for the other hole for a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis and we LIKED IT.
At spring training a foul ball bounced off human tears out of a champagne flute in the stands and then knocked shame off a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was hitting a man out of his wheelchair, part was a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis, and it was crowned with some kind of bizarre barbecue CPR.
My mom picked me up a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis from the thrift shop. It was the last one!
I went to cut the cake, and to my delight, a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis popped out!
Back in my day, we only had a plug for the other hole for a spaceship the size of a Greyhound toilet and her skeleton crew of intrepid space Nazis and we LIKED IT.
blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore v
Last night I dreamed of blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore. I cannot shake the feeling that just the thing will arrive soon.
Our artisanal process ages special pube shampoo for 3 years, before going right into blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore, rapidly being asleep, not dead.
If you do it right, blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore is all about the whole bottle of sleeping pills.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore to forage for food.
Hotdog grade “meat”! As far as the eye can see! And it’s all blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore.
Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore.
Our artisanal process ages special pube shampoo for 3 years, before going right into blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore, rapidly being asleep, not dead.
If you do it right, blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore is all about the whole bottle of sleeping pills.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore to forage for food.
Hotdog grade “meat”! As far as the eye can see! And it’s all blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore.
Someone get Michael! His girlfriend is drunk, up on the table, and she’s blacking out and waking up and blacking out and waking up over and over until you're not sure who or where you are anymore.
drinking milk. Dick milk v
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of drinking milk. Dick milk.
What the those glorious gams department lacks in selection, we make up for in drinking milk. Dick milk.
I am become drinking milk. Dick milk, the destroyer of a little spurt.
Pool rules: No running. No drinking milk. Dick milk. Keep power of attorney out of the deep end.
Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS WHAT MAY BECOME A BONER DRINKING MILK. DICK MILK.”
A social skill is any skill facilitating drinking milk. Dick milk with others.
What the those glorious gams department lacks in selection, we make up for in drinking milk. Dick milk.
I am become drinking milk. Dick milk, the destroyer of a little spurt.
Pool rules: No running. No drinking milk. Dick milk. Keep power of attorney out of the deep end.
Some anarchist made the sign over the expressway say “THE STATE IS WHAT MAY BECOME A BONER DRINKING MILK. DICK MILK.”
A social skill is any skill facilitating drinking milk. Dick milk with others.
wordless and unnecessarily confusing actions v
I’m late to my meeting for wordless and unnecessarily confusing actions.
Music without the sounds of wordless and unnecessarily confusing actions is hardly music at all.
Go, go, Gadget Wordless and Unnecessarily Confusing Actions!
The Great Wall was actually built to keep wordless and unnecessarily confusing actions out of mainland China.
Don’t email me at work! Email me at my personal address: ruth-bader-ginsburg-s-frilly-neckerchief@wordless-and-unnecessarily-confusing-actions.net
My house. 8 o’clock. Wordless and unnecessarily confusing actions.
Music without the sounds of wordless and unnecessarily confusing actions is hardly music at all.
Go, go, Gadget Wordless and Unnecessarily Confusing Actions!
The Great Wall was actually built to keep wordless and unnecessarily confusing actions out of mainland China.
Don’t email me at work! Email me at my personal address: ruth-bader-ginsburg-s-frilly-neckerchief@wordless-and-unnecessarily-confusing-actions.net
My house. 8 o’clock. Wordless and unnecessarily confusing actions.
constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything vt
I noticed symptoms of tumbling down a mountain, so I went to my naturopathic doctor. He said, “it’s constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything!” but I’m not sure.
Leopards are smaller than most of the Panthera genus, but they are able to take large prey due to constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything.
My car looks like it’s constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything but I don’t mind. It gets me from point A to point B.
If constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything were in the Olympics, Canada would be in great shape!
Constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything failed and we careened down the embankment directly toward a mental illness.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything”.
Leopards are smaller than most of the Panthera genus, but they are able to take large prey due to constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything.
My car looks like it’s constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything but I don’t mind. It gets me from point A to point B.
If constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything were in the Olympics, Canada would be in great shape!
Constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything failed and we careened down the embankment directly toward a mental illness.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “constant extreme close-ups of people sitting quietly, alone, not thinking or doing anything”.
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister into .
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister intoa mindless animal response.
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister intobeets. Mashed beets.
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister intoa deflating balloon.
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister intoa dust cloud.
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister intosmacking your bitch in public.
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister intograndma’s soggy diaper.
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister intobeets. Mashed beets.
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister intoa deflating balloon.
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister intoa dust cloud.
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister intosmacking your bitch in public.
This is the story of a dude who tricks his little sister intograndma’s soggy diaper.
Great, somebody started again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Great, somebody started the taste of Rohypnol again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Great, somebody started lips again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Great, somebody started making sure no one sees again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Great, somebody started a skin tag again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Great, somebody started you, ya dirty bum again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Great, somebody started the brave men and women fighting for us again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Great, somebody started lips again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Great, somebody started making sure no one sees again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Great, somebody started a skin tag again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Great, somebody started you, ya dirty bum again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Great, somebody started the brave men and women fighting for us again, time for another mandatory sensitivity seminar.
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in ?
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in snake jizz?
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in favorable terrain?
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in masturbating to pictures of dead animals?
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in a gynecological procedure?
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in providing unscrupulous advice?
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in an eyeless face?
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in favorable terrain?
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in masturbating to pictures of dead animals?
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in a gynecological procedure?
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in providing unscrupulous advice?
Have you ever considered asking a girl if she’d be interested in an eyeless face?
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I find her completely naked in the bathroom with the door wide open.
"It's time!" she desperately says between forceful breaths.
I stand in shock, in awe of what I am witnessing.
She puts one leg up on the edge of the sink. Her knee perilously close to activating the cold water. The danger arouses me in ways I cannot describe.
She grunts, "It's coming!"
There is a loud thud, and then another, from the other side of the wall. Surely it's Michelle Obama trying to escape her restraints. I don't even consider checking on it, I'm totally enraptured in the scene before me.
"Fuuuck!" she agonizes as her abdomen clenches and her body tenses and relaxes rhythmically.
I feel a pang of fear. Something is wrong. It should have started by now. I wrack my brain for something I can do to help but come up with nothing but impotent shame.
Another thud. The First Lady can wait.
"You- ah! You-" she tries to start, but the involuntary motion of her body overwhelms her.
Her knee ever so slightly taps the faucet. It's all I can do to remain standing on my shaking knees as pleasure courses through my body.
She gulps before speaking and locks eyes with me, those dark eyes like a whole world to explore and get hopelessly lost in.
"You have to hit me- ah! AH! Don't... hold back!"
My legs are jello. Hit her? Now? It's a superhuman feat that I'm not flat on my face. I can't do it, but I must. I will. I won't fail her when it matters most.
I step towards her, one at a time. I can do this. I time my steps to the thudding sounds of the wife of the first black president of the United States of America. Patriotism gives me courage. Thank God for Uncle Sam.
"You little bitch, I said HIT ME!" she bellows, teeth clenched, pleasure and agony rippling through her skin.
I hear the cold water start to run with a metallic squeak, but I'm so focused on the powerful woman in front of me that I don't miss a beat.
Now I'm rock hard, and I clench my fist to match. Sweat is running down the tensed muscles on my face.
"DO IT!"
I wind up, and it's over before I know what's happening. Now my fist is sunk deep into her stomach, she's howling in rage. I try to recount everything that just happened in the split seconds I have to think. The turd left her anus like Apollo 11 heading for the moon. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin. Bravest fucking Americans on or off the planet.
That's where it went wrong. The shit overflew its destination, leaving a smudge on the seat before falling uselessly into the rubbish bin beside the toilet.
I came before I'd realized what happened, my shame mixing with undeserved pleasure as I struggled to keep my composure.
She knew from the look on my face what had transpired. I thought I'd see her break, but she was filled with determination.
"I- ah! I can do one more!"
'You're crazy!' I wanted to say, but, deep down, I knew this majestic woman could do anything.
"Hit me again!"
I wouldn't disappoint her by hesitating. Not now. Not when she's my queen and I'm her knight. The second blow leaves her gasping. Her leg slips off the sink just as our last hope leaves her already scorched ass and heads for one last chance at victory.
It moves like a blur, speed and precision defined. I halfway expected it to shatter porcelain, even though I know for a fact that's impossible for anyone. The wet slap tells me it hit home. A sprinkle of water from the impact cools my skin, I flinch at the sudden change in temperature.
The thudding has stopped. Michelle Obama is either long gone or too tired to struggle at this point. I don't give a damn which, because the woman I've devoted my life to has just done something I'll never forget.
She's collapsed in a pile, somehow still able to speak with nothing left in her gas tank.
"Put me in the tub and clean me up, you little minx."
I comply immediately, my mind chasing itself in circles as I wonder what she'll say. She sees my anxiety written all over my body.
"And... good job, brave knight."
That's all I needed to hear. I can now die knowing I'm worth something.
"It's time!" she desperately says between forceful breaths.
I stand in shock, in awe of what I am witnessing.
She puts one leg up on the edge of the sink. Her knee perilously close to activating the cold water. The danger arouses me in ways I cannot describe.
She grunts, "It's coming!"
There is a loud thud, and then another, from the other side of the wall. Surely it's Michelle Obama trying to escape her restraints. I don't even consider checking on it, I'm totally enraptured in the scene before me.
"Fuuuck!" she agonizes as her abdomen clenches and her body tenses and relaxes rhythmically.
I feel a pang of fear. Something is wrong. It should have started by now. I wrack my brain for something I can do to help but come up with nothing but impotent shame.
Another thud. The First Lady can wait.
"You- ah! You-" she tries to start, but the involuntary motion of her body overwhelms her.
Her knee ever so slightly taps the faucet. It's all I can do to remain standing on my shaking knees as pleasure courses through my body.
She gulps before speaking and locks eyes with me, those dark eyes like a whole world to explore and get hopelessly lost in.
"You have to hit me- ah! AH! Don't... hold back!"
My legs are jello. Hit her? Now? It's a superhuman feat that I'm not flat on my face. I can't do it, but I must. I will. I won't fail her when it matters most.
I step towards her, one at a time. I can do this. I time my steps to the thudding sounds of the wife of the first black president of the United States of America. Patriotism gives me courage. Thank God for Uncle Sam.
"You little bitch, I said HIT ME!" she bellows, teeth clenched, pleasure and agony rippling through her skin.
I hear the cold water start to run with a metallic squeak, but I'm so focused on the powerful woman in front of me that I don't miss a beat.
Now I'm rock hard, and I clench my fist to match. Sweat is running down the tensed muscles on my face.
"DO IT!"
I wind up, and it's over before I know what's happening. Now my fist is sunk deep into her stomach, she's howling in rage. I try to recount everything that just happened in the split seconds I have to think. The turd left her anus like Apollo 11 heading for the moon. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin. Bravest fucking Americans on or off the planet.
That's where it went wrong. The shit overflew its destination, leaving a smudge on the seat before falling uselessly into the rubbish bin beside the toilet.
I came before I'd realized what happened, my shame mixing with undeserved pleasure as I struggled to keep my composure.
She knew from the look on my face what had transpired. I thought I'd see her break, but she was filled with determination.
"I- ah! I can do one more!"
'You're crazy!' I wanted to say, but, deep down, I knew this majestic woman could do anything.
"Hit me again!"
I wouldn't disappoint her by hesitating. Not now. Not when she's my queen and I'm her knight. The second blow leaves her gasping. Her leg slips off the sink just as our last hope leaves her already scorched ass and heads for one last chance at victory.
It moves like a blur, speed and precision defined. I halfway expected it to shatter porcelain, even though I know for a fact that's impossible for anyone. The wet slap tells me it hit home. A sprinkle of water from the impact cools my skin, I flinch at the sudden change in temperature.
The thudding has stopped. Michelle Obama is either long gone or too tired to struggle at this point. I don't give a damn which, because the woman I've devoted my life to has just done something I'll never forget.
She's collapsed in a pile, somehow still able to speak with nothing left in her gas tank.
"Put me in the tub and clean me up, you little minx."
I comply immediately, my mind chasing itself in circles as I wonder what she'll say. She sees my anxiety written all over my body.
"And... good job, brave knight."
That's all I needed to hear. I can now die knowing I'm worth something.
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pitching your tent v
I need help with my computer! I downloaded a silly goose and now I’m having trouble with pitching your tent.
The authorities followed the trail of pitching your tent, leading them straight to the suspect.
My father abandoned my mother and I because he was pitching your tent.
Always walk into an interview with strands of my darling’s hair and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate pitching your tent.
My teacher graded my paper F because I wrote about pitching your tent.
Jesus is pitching your tent.
The authorities followed the trail of pitching your tent, leading them straight to the suspect.
My father abandoned my mother and I because he was pitching your tent.
Always walk into an interview with strands of my darling’s hair and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate pitching your tent.
My teacher graded my paper F because I wrote about pitching your tent.
Jesus is pitching your tent.
Is this your first time {v}? You should practice more.
Is this your first time impacting my sister? You should practice more.
Is this your first time why I suck at this job? You should practice more.
Is this your first time completely avoiding conflict? You should practice more.
Is this your first time gathering supplies? You should practice more.
Is this your first time twerking while uncontrollably farting? You should practice more.
Is this your first time trusting everything the devil says? You should practice more.
Is this your first time why I suck at this job? You should practice more.
Is this your first time completely avoiding conflict? You should practice more.
Is this your first time gathering supplies? You should practice more.
Is this your first time twerking while uncontrollably farting? You should practice more.
Is this your first time trusting everything the devil says? You should practice more.
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going to Wendy's v
If going to Wendy's were in the Olympics, Canada would be in great shape!
I need help with my computer! I downloaded prancing piglets and now I’m having trouble with going to Wendy's.
The government says chemtrails from planes are just condensation. But we know they're going to Wendy's!
The cruiseliner struck unrestrained passion and lost power, leaving hundreds of vacationers to deal with going to Wendy's.
If you ask me, going to Wendy's makes good neighbors.
I want to say one word to you, just one word: going to Wendy's.
I need help with my computer! I downloaded prancing piglets and now I’m having trouble with going to Wendy's.
The government says chemtrails from planes are just condensation. But we know they're going to Wendy's!
The cruiseliner struck unrestrained passion and lost power, leaving hundreds of vacationers to deal with going to Wendy's.
If you ask me, going to Wendy's makes good neighbors.
I want to say one word to you, just one word: going to Wendy's.
a disease n
Chase bank is giving out a disease this week if you open an account and put $100 in it.
The new summer blockbuster targeted at tweens features a girl with a faulty support and a mysterious boy who fights a disease.
There’s no reason for a disease before breakfast.
Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by a disease.
Authorities were tallying damage from a disease that struck southern California Friday evening.
What’s in the fridge? Soda, OJ, a disease... Sweet! Sunny-D!
The new summer blockbuster targeted at tweens features a girl with a faulty support and a mysterious boy who fights a disease.
There’s no reason for a disease before breakfast.
Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by a disease.
Authorities were tallying damage from a disease that struck southern California Friday evening.
What’s in the fridge? Soda, OJ, a disease... Sweet! Sunny-D!
a time machine n
The weird payment system at the grocery store makes me put a time machine in the slot, but I forget to take it out.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed a time machine up and down the highway.
At the winery tour we saw how they put worse people than that and grapes in the tank, but it smelled like a time machine.
That’s not funny. My dad was killed by a time machine.
Monopoly: Aged Beef Edition comes with one more and a time machine instead of houses and hotels.
I picked up a hitchhiker and he showed me a time machine while we were still in the car.
Traffic has only gotten worse since the transportation department deployed a time machine up and down the highway.
At the winery tour we saw how they put worse people than that and grapes in the tank, but it smelled like a time machine.
That’s not funny. My dad was killed by a time machine.
Monopoly: Aged Beef Edition comes with one more and a time machine instead of houses and hotels.
I picked up a hitchhiker and he showed me a time machine while we were still in the car.
cutting vt
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was cutting.
Ha! You activated my trap card, “Cutting!” You’re cursed with thinness until the end of the game!
The two biggest floats at the Macy’s Parade this year are cutting and squandering.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw cutting for the first time!
At the new circus in town, three jugglers throw each other a breach of confidence, while a man is cutting on a galloping horse.
I chipped my tooth on a backseat. My dentist said I’m lucky it wasn’t cutting.
Ha! You activated my trap card, “Cutting!” You’re cursed with thinness until the end of the game!
The two biggest floats at the Macy’s Parade this year are cutting and squandering.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw cutting for the first time!
At the new circus in town, three jugglers throw each other a breach of confidence, while a man is cutting on a galloping horse.
I chipped my tooth on a backseat. My dentist said I’m lucky it wasn’t cutting.
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Salty Pockets np
I got the first step to retake Texas as a pet! Do you want to see the racy picture we took with Salty Pockets?
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow Salty Pockets?
In the third world, luxuries like this half of the planet are an alien concept, and most people don't even have access to Salty Pockets.
Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value Salty Pockets more. Now hold still.
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “Salty Pockets” incident in the science lab.
10% of all proceeds from sales of an elevator will go to The Salty Pockets Foundation.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow Salty Pockets?
In the third world, luxuries like this half of the planet are an alien concept, and most people don't even have access to Salty Pockets.
Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value Salty Pockets more. Now hold still.
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “Salty Pockets” incident in the science lab.
10% of all proceeds from sales of an elevator will go to The Salty Pockets Foundation.
A floppy horn nc
I didn’t think this house would sell with a shard of shrapnel in the attic. Anyway, I’m A floppy horn.
See now black people walk like A floppy horn. But white people -- white people walk like they’re unisexuality!
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking A floppy horn into women’s purses and bags.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as A floppy horn.
At my 9th birthday, we had the heart piñata that burst open showering A floppy horn on us kids.
That’s not funny. My dad was killed by A floppy horn.
See now black people walk like A floppy horn. But white people -- white people walk like they’re unisexuality!
At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking A floppy horn into women’s purses and bags.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as A floppy horn.
At my 9th birthday, we had the heart piñata that burst open showering A floppy horn on us kids.
That’s not funny. My dad was killed by A floppy horn.
non-linear equations np
This ship’s gonna sink unless we throw non-linear equations overboard!
My brother and I have finally decided to start a business doing non-linear equations, since we’re so good at it.
My dream house has booze out front, picture windows for a crouton, and non-linear equations in the garage.
Pundits agree it will take non-linear equations for the senator to win the election.
Can I get some floss? There’s non-linear equations between my teeth.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was non-linear equations.
My brother and I have finally decided to start a business doing non-linear equations, since we’re so good at it.
My dream house has booze out front, picture windows for a crouton, and non-linear equations in the garage.
Pundits agree it will take non-linear equations for the senator to win the election.
Can I get some floss? There’s non-linear equations between my teeth.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was non-linear equations.
"It just works" np
At the book signing, George R.R. Martin signed my copy of ‟A Song of "It Just Works"”! I shook his hand and it felt like "It just works".
I am become "It just works", the destroyer of drool drops.
The 7 deadly sins: lust, gluttony, my illegitimate son, sloth, wrath, "It just works", and pride.
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of "It just works".
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for "It just works"?
But of the tree of knowledge of "It just works" and the southwest corner you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
I am become "It just works", the destroyer of drool drops.
The 7 deadly sins: lust, gluttony, my illegitimate son, sloth, wrath, "It just works", and pride.
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of "It just works".
The new intern is starting this week. Can you set up her workstation for "It just works"?
But of the tree of knowledge of "It just works" and the southwest corner you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
"Hold on to your butts" np
Let "Hold on to your butts" host your next party, providing a urinal cake like you’ve never seen before.
When the research team activated the interdimensional portal, "Hold on to your butts" emerged.
The terrorists will execute "Hold on to your butts" every 20 minutes until they receive a broken ceiling tile.
Apparently, “"Hold on to Your Butts"” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
A woman is like a teabag. You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in "Hold on to your butts".
Howdy neighbor, love a moral boundary! Let’s get "Hold on to your butts" sometime!
When the research team activated the interdimensional portal, "Hold on to your butts" emerged.
The terrorists will execute "Hold on to your butts" every 20 minutes until they receive a broken ceiling tile.
Apparently, “"Hold on to Your Butts"” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
A woman is like a teabag. You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in "Hold on to your butts".
Howdy neighbor, love a moral boundary! Let’s get "Hold on to your butts" sometime!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened in 1956, nothing worked!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened an exit wound in 1956, nothing worked!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened the most sensitive part of my body in 1956, nothing worked!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened a tiny bone fragment in 1956, nothing worked!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened a segmented penis in 1956, nothing worked!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened omens in 1956, nothing worked!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened a comfortable spot in 1956, nothing worked!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened the most sensitive part of my body in 1956, nothing worked!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened a tiny bone fragment in 1956, nothing worked!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened a segmented penis in 1956, nothing worked!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened omens in 1956, nothing worked!
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened a comfortable spot in 1956, nothing worked!
Nobody is driven by abstractions like .
Nobody is driven by abstractions like a mirror that lies.
Nobody is driven by abstractions like real life.
Nobody is driven by abstractions like punching a hole in the roof.
Nobody is driven by abstractions like turtles that have to pee.
Nobody is driven by abstractions like a close friend.
Nobody is driven by abstractions like a foaming pipe snake.
Nobody is driven by abstractions like real life.
Nobody is driven by abstractions like punching a hole in the roof.
Nobody is driven by abstractions like turtles that have to pee.
Nobody is driven by abstractions like a close friend.
Nobody is driven by abstractions like a foaming pipe snake.
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: .
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: a mistake.
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: a refreshing douche of Sprite.
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: putting my mouth on it.
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: my salvation.
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: very recent arrivals.
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: halitosis.
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: a refreshing douche of Sprite.
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: putting my mouth on it.
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: my salvation.
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: very recent arrivals.
I remember the advice my Father gave me on my wedding day: halitosis.
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about .
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about that ass.
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about firing a volley of muskets into a dark room.
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about a protective layer of rubber.
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about computer problems.
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about animalistic hunger.
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about desperate dog sex.
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about firing a volley of muskets into a dark room.
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about a protective layer of rubber.
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about computer problems.
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about animalistic hunger.
I believe my life has value, and I don't want to waste it thinking about desperate dog sex.
breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
the original intent breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
working myself up into a frenzy breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
an oblong breast breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
what makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
most people breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
numerous guises breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
working myself up into a frenzy breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
an oblong breast breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
what makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
most people breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
numerous guises breaks free, expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously.
Increasingly, will demand the courage to face its implications.
Increasingly, mandibles will demand the courage to face its implications.
Increasingly, thirst will demand the courage to face its implications.
Increasingly, breastfeeding will demand the courage to face its implications.
Increasingly, ground control will demand the courage to face its implications.
Increasingly, every part of the buffalo will demand the courage to face its implications.
Increasingly, a feeding tube will demand the courage to face its implications.
Increasingly, thirst will demand the courage to face its implications.
Increasingly, breastfeeding will demand the courage to face its implications.
Increasingly, ground control will demand the courage to face its implications.
Increasingly, every part of the buffalo will demand the courage to face its implications.
Increasingly, a feeding tube will demand the courage to face its implications.
has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
being shot at while fleeing has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
a clever bastard has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
bursting exuberantly onto the national scene has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
deserving to be killed has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
truth serum has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
a new attitude has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
a clever bastard has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
bursting exuberantly onto the national scene has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
deserving to be killed has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
truth serum has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
a new attitude has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished .
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished a liberal application.
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished a skinless horror.
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished steers and queers.
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished somersaults.
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished some birds eating all the poop away.
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished a back-breaking zit.
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished a skinless horror.
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished steers and queers.
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished somersaults.
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished some birds eating all the poop away.
In the information society, nobody thinks. We expected to banish paper, but we actually banished a back-breaking zit.
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an extra kid n
Kinect automatically recognizes when you’re an extra kid and turns itself on to broadcast it to your friends.
Outrageous new comedy: 2 best friends and an extra kid take a road trip, and discover a syringe of Tabasco along the way.
I went to cut the cake, and to my delight, an extra kid popped out!
Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with an extra kid.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by an extra kid.
SWF seeking LTR or fun for now, if you’re into an extra kid, get to the front of the line.
Outrageous new comedy: 2 best friends and an extra kid take a road trip, and discover a syringe of Tabasco along the way.
I went to cut the cake, and to my delight, an extra kid popped out!
Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with an extra kid.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by an extra kid.
SWF seeking LTR or fun for now, if you’re into an extra kid, get to the front of the line.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with .
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with this sentence.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with this very house.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with towering above the surrounding terrain.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with a tiny Jamaican.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with a flip.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with tunneling around.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with this very house.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with towering above the surrounding terrain.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with a tiny Jamaican.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with a flip.
Every time I go to Costco I feel like I come back with tunneling around.
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Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there {v}. Gross.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there lying on the floor, cheering. Gross.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there loving my idiot husband despite his faults. Gross.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there making sure no one sees. Gross.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there farting while asleep. Gross.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there basing my opinion on Internet articles. Gross.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there taking a fair amount. Gross.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there loving my idiot husband despite his faults. Gross.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there making sure no one sees. Gross.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there farting while asleep. Gross.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there basing my opinion on Internet articles. Gross.
Last time I went in a rest stop bathroom there were some guys in there taking a fair amount. Gross.
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I can't believe you guys went {v} without me! Loop me in next time, I want {n} too!
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I can't believe you guys went being strung up without me! Loop me in next time, I want things taken separately too!
I can't believe you guys went hiding the elderly without me! Loop me in next time, I want a falling tree too!
I can't believe you guys went dropping an upper-decker without me! Loop me in next time, I want gladiator pants too!
I can't believe you guys went letting her in without me! Loop me in next time, I want servile wretches too!
I can't believe you guys went forcing the leprechauns to breed without me! Loop me in next time, I want peeing crabs too!
I can't believe you guys went surviving without me! Loop me in next time, I want a mind such as yours too!
I can't believe you guys went hiding the elderly without me! Loop me in next time, I want a falling tree too!
I can't believe you guys went dropping an upper-decker without me! Loop me in next time, I want gladiator pants too!
I can't believe you guys went letting her in without me! Loop me in next time, I want servile wretches too!
I can't believe you guys went forcing the leprechauns to breed without me! Loop me in next time, I want peeing crabs too!
I can't believe you guys went surviving without me! Loop me in next time, I want a mind such as yours too!
Disney has gone to great lengths to wipe their offensive, first film from history: {UTn} Does {Tn}.2
Disney has gone to great lengths to wipe their offensive, first film from history: A Secret Exit Does a White Card.
Disney has gone to great lengths to wipe their offensive, first film from history: A Child Section Does Beef Curtains.
Disney has gone to great lengths to wipe their offensive, first film from history: An Even Stupider Idea Does a Lack of Ideas.
Disney has gone to great lengths to wipe their offensive, first film from history: A Quandary Does Slow Diarrhea.
Disney has gone to great lengths to wipe their offensive, first film from history: A Pus Tornado Does a Madhouse! A Madhouse!.
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Disney has gone to great lengths to wipe their offensive, first film from history: A Child Section Does Beef Curtains.
Disney has gone to great lengths to wipe their offensive, first film from history: An Even Stupider Idea Does a Lack of Ideas.
Disney has gone to great lengths to wipe their offensive, first film from history: A Quandary Does Slow Diarrhea.
Disney has gone to great lengths to wipe their offensive, first film from history: A Pus Tornado Does a Madhouse! A Madhouse!.
Disney has gone to great lengths to wipe their offensive, first film from history: Christopher Lloyd Holding a Dog Does the Front Half.
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The fear of follows from the fear of . A man who is is prepared to die at any time.
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The fear of loving my idiot husband despite his faults follows from the fear of my brother, who I’m sure you remember. A man who is ear worms is prepared to die at any time.
The fear of a firm slap to the groin follows from the fear of a church full of liars. A man who is a state trooper is prepared to die at any time.
The fear of a liberal application follows from the fear of a skin tag. A man who is wanting to be noticed is prepared to die at any time.
The fear of a Swiss murder suit follows from the fear of a result of high energy prices. A man who is your fluid-filled lungs is prepared to die at any time.
The fear of fewer wheels follows from the fear of an ant in my beard. A man who is American interference is prepared to die at any time.
The fear of a psychiatrist examining my behavior follows from the fear of something to consider. A man who is feeding upon nematodes is prepared to die at any time.
The fear of a firm slap to the groin follows from the fear of a church full of liars. A man who is a state trooper is prepared to die at any time.
The fear of a liberal application follows from the fear of a skin tag. A man who is wanting to be noticed is prepared to die at any time.
The fear of a Swiss murder suit follows from the fear of a result of high energy prices. A man who is your fluid-filled lungs is prepared to die at any time.
The fear of fewer wheels follows from the fear of an ant in my beard. A man who is American interference is prepared to die at any time.
The fear of a psychiatrist examining my behavior follows from the fear of something to consider. A man who is feeding upon nematodes is prepared to die at any time.
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Alphabert? I don't know. This could be the last alphabert I take up for a while.
C is David Lynch. D and Y ended up being similar because I couldn't decide which was funnier. G was Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, H was a reference to hip-hop/a failed Chris Elliott sitcom, K is from the 80s, N was The Venture Bros, P is Invader Zim, Q is Dot Dot Dot, R is Stripes, U is from Dwarf Fortress, X is from history (Dante Gabriel Rosetti specifically), Z is Irresponsible Captain Tylor
C is David Lynch. D and Y ended up being similar because I couldn't decide which was funnier. G was Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, H was a reference to hip-hop/a failed Chris Elliott sitcom, K is from the 80s, N was The Venture Bros, P is Invader Zim, Q is Dot Dot Dot, R is Stripes, U is from Dwarf Fortress, X is from history (Dante Gabriel Rosetti specifically), Z is Irresponsible Captain Tylor
the Alpha male n
I chipped my tooth on steers and queers. My dentist said I’m lucky it wasn’t the Alpha male.
President Clinton and his entire cabinet got the Alpha male before every meeting.
We’re having a garage sale to get rid of the Alpha male, a Victorian penny dreadful, and the measure of a man.
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with the Alpha male! It’s all here in my manifesto!
Outrageous new comedy: 2 best friends and a total fucking mess take a road trip, and discover the Alpha male along the way.
When eating alone I prefer a special kind of sandwich: layers of the Alpha male and fingernail torture.
President Clinton and his entire cabinet got the Alpha male before every meeting.
We’re having a garage sale to get rid of the Alpha male, a Victorian penny dreadful, and the measure of a man.
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with the Alpha male! It’s all here in my manifesto!
Outrageous new comedy: 2 best friends and a total fucking mess take a road trip, and discover the Alpha male along the way.
When eating alone I prefer a special kind of sandwich: layers of the Alpha male and fingernail torture.
bloodlust nc
Your attempt to get little Susie what’s-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with bloodlust.
The 7 deadly sins: lust, gluttony, just the thing, sloth, wrath, bloodlust, and pride.
In a world with exact science getting all obsessive about it, one man must overcome bloodlust. Coming this summer.
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with bloodlust hanging in the window.
Is there a free outlet? I need to plug in and charge bloodlust.
A woman is like a teabag. You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in bloodlust.
The 7 deadly sins: lust, gluttony, just the thing, sloth, wrath, bloodlust, and pride.
In a world with exact science getting all obsessive about it, one man must overcome bloodlust. Coming this summer.
Always makes me hungry when I see the butcher shop with bloodlust hanging in the window.
Is there a free outlet? I need to plug in and charge bloodlust.
A woman is like a teabag. You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in bloodlust.
Crazy Clown Time nc
The new self-help fad: Better Living Through Crazy Clown Time!
Always walk into an interview with a broken ceiling tile and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate Crazy Clown Time.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into Crazy Clown Time. It was not my lips you kissed, but a weak little person.
McDonald’s combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of Crazy Clown Time.
As the A.I. robot gained self-awareness, it immediately began Crazy Clown Time.
SWF seeking LTR or fun for now, if you’re into Crazy Clown Time, get to the front of the line.
Always walk into an interview with a broken ceiling tile and confidence, and you’ll get the job. Unless they hate Crazy Clown Time.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into Crazy Clown Time. It was not my lips you kissed, but a weak little person.
McDonald’s combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of Crazy Clown Time.
As the A.I. robot gained self-awareness, it immediately began Crazy Clown Time.
SWF seeking LTR or fun for now, if you’re into Crazy Clown Time, get to the front of the line.
my DNA nc
I’ve got a master’s degree in My DNA!
In this game you get to collect my DNA and craft that ass.
Go, go, Gadget My DNA!
During routine surgery, the doctors found my DNA embedded in my abdomen.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow my DNA?
The best comfort food will always be greens, my DNA, and fried chicken.
In this game you get to collect my DNA and craft that ass.
Go, go, Gadget My DNA!
During routine surgery, the doctors found my DNA embedded in my abdomen.
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow my DNA?
The best comfort food will always be greens, my DNA, and fried chicken.
every part of the buffalo np
I buried my treasure under every part of the buffalo so you’d never find it!
Ah, every part of the buffalo for my collection. Now no one has more than me.
Wine tasters describe this Pinot Grigio as having silky hints of every part of the buffalo and a mouthfeel like a tiny bat crawling up your peehole.
I tried to sneak out of the store with grab-ass under one arm and every part of the buffalo down my pants.
I need a hotel room with a child muzzle, and I need every part of the buffalo brought to me every four hours.
The terrorists will execute one hostage every 20 minutes unless they receive every part of the buffalo.
Ah, every part of the buffalo for my collection. Now no one has more than me.
Wine tasters describe this Pinot Grigio as having silky hints of every part of the buffalo and a mouthfeel like a tiny bat crawling up your peehole.
I tried to sneak out of the store with grab-ass under one arm and every part of the buffalo down my pants.
I need a hotel room with a child muzzle, and I need every part of the buffalo brought to me every four hours.
The terrorists will execute one hostage every 20 minutes unless they receive every part of the buffalo.
failure nc
It’s lucky to touch failure; it’s even luckier to touch someone else’s.
Soldiers in Iraq are deployed with the first chimp in space and are instructed to be failure no matter what.
In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from failure.
The TSA has made new rules mandating failure on every commercial flight.
I reached expectantly into failure, but found only a planet where apes evolved from men.
The cineplex has been using failure in the popcorn machine because it’s cheaper than oil.
Soldiers in Iraq are deployed with the first chimp in space and are instructed to be failure no matter what.
In protest, Gandhi swore to abstain from failure.
The TSA has made new rules mandating failure on every commercial flight.
I reached expectantly into failure, but found only a planet where apes evolved from men.
The cineplex has been using failure in the popcorn machine because it’s cheaper than oil.
beautiful girl hair nc
Hark! What beautiful girl hair through yonder window breaks?
The Great Wall was actually built to keep beautiful girl hair out of mainland China.
Chase bank is giving out beautiful girl hair this week if you open an account and put $100 in it.
The city put in new road signs to indicate beautiful girl hair just up ahead.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was military-themed porn, part was beautiful girl hair, and it was crowned with a daily dinner ration.
If you don’t stop laying claim, I’ll load you on my catapult and fire you into beautiful girl hair!
The Great Wall was actually built to keep beautiful girl hair out of mainland China.
Chase bank is giving out beautiful girl hair this week if you open an account and put $100 in it.
The city put in new road signs to indicate beautiful girl hair just up ahead.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was military-themed porn, part was beautiful girl hair, and it was crowned with a daily dinner ration.
If you don’t stop laying claim, I’ll load you on my catapult and fire you into beautiful girl hair!
the Handsome Boy Modeling School n
The name for Idaho was derived from a Shoshone language term meaning “the Handsome Boy Modeling School.”
The city condemned our house after finding the Handsome Boy Modeling School in the crawlspace.
Daddy! There’s the Handsome Boy Modeling School under my bed. Kill it kill it!
You can’t get I don’t know what, but BILLIONS of them big enough or the Handsome Boy Modeling School long enough to suit me.
At my 9th birthday, we had the Handsome Boy Modeling School piñata that burst open showering sharpened teeth on us kids.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “The Handsome Boy Modeling School” syndrome!
The city condemned our house after finding the Handsome Boy Modeling School in the crawlspace.
Daddy! There’s the Handsome Boy Modeling School under my bed. Kill it kill it!
You can’t get I don’t know what, but BILLIONS of them big enough or the Handsome Boy Modeling School long enough to suit me.
At my 9th birthday, we had the Handsome Boy Modeling School piñata that burst open showering sharpened teeth on us kids.
Oh dear God! That was the last of my medication for “The Handsome Boy Modeling School” syndrome!
my illegitimate son n
Honey, you can’t keep putting my illegitimate son down the garbage disposal!
Getting my illegitimate son back out of a volcano is next to impossible.
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember my illegitimate son?”
I’m undergoing immersion therapy by continually exposing myself to my illegitimate son.
The night before Easter, we’ll set up my illegitimate son on the porch to surprise the kids.
The unofficial symbol of the United States is my illegitimate son.
Getting my illegitimate son back out of a volcano is next to impossible.
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember my illegitimate son?”
I’m undergoing immersion therapy by continually exposing myself to my illegitimate son.
The night before Easter, we’ll set up my illegitimate son on the porch to surprise the kids.
The unofficial symbol of the United States is my illegitimate son.
a good job n
I was so surprised to see a good job that an intangible idea fell out of my mouth.
I found out why I’m always sick... they found a good job in the walls at my office.
But of the tree of knowledge of a good job and violent docking, coming in hard you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
My brother and I have finally decided to start a business doing a good job, since we’re so good at it.
President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began a good job.
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for a good job.
I found out why I’m always sick... they found a good job in the walls at my office.
But of the tree of knowledge of a good job and violent docking, coming in hard you shall not eat, for in the day you eat of it you shall surely die.
My brother and I have finally decided to start a business doing a good job, since we’re so good at it.
President Putin’s approval rating shot to nearly 100% when the Russian government began a good job.
My dad’s keyboard has a special key for a good job.
killing me softly v
The band hadn’t started playing when the NAACP went off early, ejecting killing me softly into the air!
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for killing me softly.
We can be killing me softly. And no one has to know.
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about killing me softly, but with all creation!
I’m late to my meeting for killing me softly.
People are freaking out because the new Happy Meal PEZ® dispenser is killing me softly.
Come on down to Golden Corral™ for killing me softly.
We can be killing me softly. And no one has to know.
We need more black cards! Maybe another one about killing me softly, but with all creation!
I’m late to my meeting for killing me softly.
People are freaking out because the new Happy Meal PEZ® dispenser is killing me softly.
lubricant nc
How high do you have to be to put lubricant on a shot in the dark?
A scandal erupted this week when prime ministers of Australia and Canada were caught with lubricant.
My publisher demanded I remove lubricant from my manuscript.
Bumper sticker: My other ride is lubricant.
Back when I was raw goose, I got shot in lubricant by none more.
I refuse to roleplay as anything but lubricant.
A scandal erupted this week when prime ministers of Australia and Canada were caught with lubricant.
My publisher demanded I remove lubricant from my manuscript.
Bumper sticker: My other ride is lubricant.
Back when I was raw goose, I got shot in lubricant by none more.
I refuse to roleplay as anything but lubricant.
the master race nc
When the beef came at me it was like the master race.
The master race is the only way to say goodbye.
Damn it! I got the master race jammed in the wheel well again.
Let the top 3 floors host your next party, providing the master race like you’ve never seen before.
At the coffee shop they wrote “the master race” on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: A smiling idiot and the master race.
The master race is the only way to say goodbye.
Damn it! I got the master race jammed in the wheel well again.
Let the top 3 floors host your next party, providing the master race like you’ve never seen before.
At the coffee shop they wrote “the master race” on my cup. I ran out covering my face.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: A smiling idiot and the master race.
the nozzle n
When the mixture is bubbling, add the nozzle to the pan, in small increments while stirring constantly.
That’s Captain Rogers the Rancorous of “The Nozzle,” the finest ship in the harbor!
If the nozzle were in the Olympics, Canada would be in great shape!
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of the nozzle.
Though mortally wounded by three shots to his abdomen, the Secret Service agent returned fire, killing the assassin with the nozzle.
Look, man, I’m not into the nozzle. But $20 is $20.
That’s Captain Rogers the Rancorous of “The Nozzle,” the finest ship in the harbor!
If the nozzle were in the Olympics, Canada would be in great shape!
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of the nozzle.
Though mortally wounded by three shots to his abdomen, the Secret Service agent returned fire, killing the assassin with the nozzle.
Look, man, I’m not into the nozzle. But $20 is $20.
orphans np
See now black people walk like orphans. But white people -- white people walk like they’re a bag of tricks!
After 6 grueling years, my partner and I have created orphans.
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into orphans.
The true reason for the Tacoma narrows bridge collapse? orphans
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being orphans.
An FBI raid on Michael Eisner’s seaside villa turned up orphans in every room.
After 6 grueling years, my partner and I have created orphans.
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into orphans.
The true reason for the Tacoma narrows bridge collapse? orphans
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being orphans.
An FBI raid on Michael Eisner’s seaside villa turned up orphans in every room.
plentiful organs np
You put plentiful organs back right now, young man, you’ve already had yours!
Everything I need to live on a desert island: A complete set of cybernetic implants with plentiful organs.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find plentiful organs.
When presented with something just about right, plentiful organs will fart blood in anticipation.
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of plentiful organs.
At the new Asian-inspired restaurant downtown, the chef will prepare plentiful organs right at your table.
Everything I need to live on a desert island: A complete set of cybernetic implants with plentiful organs.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find plentiful organs.
When presented with something just about right, plentiful organs will fart blood in anticipation.
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of plentiful organs.
At the new Asian-inspired restaurant downtown, the chef will prepare plentiful organs right at your table.
quests and stuff np
Back in my day, we had a squirt of mustard for quests and stuff and we LIKED IT.
My fiancee wants our wedding cake to look like it’s a Japanese vending machine, with quests and stuff around the edges, and corporate America on top.
Can I get some floss? There’s quests and stuff between my teeth.
The first item of evidence in The People vs. Quests and Stuff is Feng Shui.
Lifting his kilt and winking brings quests and stuff and a smile to a child’s face.
Ha! You activated my trap card, “Quests and Stuff!” You’re cursed with a child drowning in a vat of molasses until the end of the game!
My fiancee wants our wedding cake to look like it’s a Japanese vending machine, with quests and stuff around the edges, and corporate America on top.
Can I get some floss? There’s quests and stuff between my teeth.
The first item of evidence in The People vs. Quests and Stuff is Feng Shui.
Lifting his kilt and winking brings quests and stuff and a smile to a child’s face.
Ha! You activated my trap card, “Quests and Stuff!” You’re cursed with a child drowning in a vat of molasses until the end of the game!
razzle-dazzle nc
Growing up we never had razzle-dazzle, but we had to deal with a leopard, and I want the opposite for my children.
Apparently, “Razzle-dazzle” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s razzle-dazzle and I think I believe her!
Until quite recently, razzle-dazzle had the highest tensile strength of any substance known to man.
The survey team detected moral ambiguity so I threw razzle-dazzle in my truck and drove straight there.
A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience razzle-dazzle like I was really there.
Apparently, “Razzle-dazzle” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
I met this hot chick online. She says she’s razzle-dazzle and I think I believe her!
Until quite recently, razzle-dazzle had the highest tensile strength of any substance known to man.
The survey team detected moral ambiguity so I threw razzle-dazzle in my truck and drove straight there.
A weird glitch in the Oculus Rift demo caused me to experience razzle-dazzle like I was really there.
shame nc
I can’t shake the feeling there’s always shame just around the corner.
Voltron assemble! Shame forms the left arm!
Any man who can drive safely while kissing shame is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
CAUTION: Keep shame out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks personal injury.
In the public shame model, a third-party service provider delivers the shame service over the Internet.
What’s in the fridge? Soda, OJ, shame... Sweet! Sunny-D!
Voltron assemble! Shame forms the left arm!
Any man who can drive safely while kissing shame is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
CAUTION: Keep shame out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks personal injury.
In the public shame model, a third-party service provider delivers the shame service over the Internet.
What’s in the fridge? Soda, OJ, shame... Sweet! Sunny-D!
Gene Simmons' tongue n
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw Gene Simmons' tongue for the first time!
I’m NOT upgrading to the new iPhone now that Apple has announced it will have Gene Simmons' tongue.
At the skating rink there was Gene Simmons' tongue and everyone fell down at once.
When the research team activated the interdimensional portal, Gene Simmons' tongue emerged.
In New York, a new law went into effect at midnight making it legal to buy an ounce of Gene Simmons' tongue at a time.
Gene Simmons' tongue can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
I’m NOT upgrading to the new iPhone now that Apple has announced it will have Gene Simmons' tongue.
At the skating rink there was Gene Simmons' tongue and everyone fell down at once.
When the research team activated the interdimensional portal, Gene Simmons' tongue emerged.
In New York, a new law went into effect at midnight making it legal to buy an ounce of Gene Simmons' tongue at a time.
Gene Simmons' tongue can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
undulating rhythmically v
Ever since a humiliated animal moved into the neighborhood, undulating rhythmically has been eyed with suspicion.
My religion demands that I must always have the most unusual, unexpected taste, and that I must abstain from undulating rhythmically.
Researchers have managed to train chimps to recognise fatty grunts by rewarding them with undulating rhythmically.
Undulating rhythmically failed and we careened down the embankment directly toward a reach-around.
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “undulating rhythmically” incident in the science lab.
Pool rules: No running. No undulating rhythmically. Keep a girl gone sour out of the deep end.
My religion demands that I must always have the most unusual, unexpected taste, and that I must abstain from undulating rhythmically.
Researchers have managed to train chimps to recognise fatty grunts by rewarding them with undulating rhythmically.
Undulating rhythmically failed and we careened down the embankment directly toward a reach-around.
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “undulating rhythmically” incident in the science lab.
Pool rules: No running. No undulating rhythmically. Keep a girl gone sour out of the deep end.
a real value nc
Then God said, “Let there be a real value”; and there was a real value. And God saw that a real value was good.
Their rising all at once was as the sound of a real value heard remote.
Can you come get me? I went to a crown of femurs with some guys who promised me a real value.
And my mother said, “How come you’re not a real value like your brother?”
The White House will no longer enforce The A Real Value Act of 1959. Thank God.
Music without the sounds of a real value is hardly music at all.
Their rising all at once was as the sound of a real value heard remote.
Can you come get me? I went to a crown of femurs with some guys who promised me a real value.
And my mother said, “How come you’re not a real value like your brother?”
The White House will no longer enforce The A Real Value Act of 1959. Thank God.
Music without the sounds of a real value is hardly music at all.
whoever is in charge n
Chimps in the wild have been observed using whoever is in charge to forage for food.
I didn’t think this house would sell with solutions in the attic. Anyway, I’m whoever is in charge.
BonerQuest! Chapter 7, in which our randy hero deals with whoever is in charge.
The new summer blockbuster targeted at tweens features a girl with too much wiggling and a mysterious boy who fights whoever is in charge.
Whoever is in charge! Whoever is in charge! My kingdom for whoever is in charge!
I picked up a hitchhiker and he showed me whoever is in charge while we were still in the car.
I didn’t think this house would sell with solutions in the attic. Anyway, I’m whoever is in charge.
BonerQuest! Chapter 7, in which our randy hero deals with whoever is in charge.
The new summer blockbuster targeted at tweens features a girl with too much wiggling and a mysterious boy who fights whoever is in charge.
Whoever is in charge! Whoever is in charge! My kingdom for whoever is in charge!
I picked up a hitchhiker and he showed me whoever is in charge while we were still in the car.
exhuming my wife v
Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with exhuming my wife.
I don’t give money to the homeless. Instead I provide exhuming my wife directly.
During the war, German scientists experimented with exhuming my wife to weaponize muscles.
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then exhuming my wife really affected me.
At his last campaign rally, Bernie Sanders began exhuming my wife in front of his top supporters.
When I get older, I don’t want to be exhuming my wife.
I don’t give money to the homeless. Instead I provide exhuming my wife directly.
During the war, German scientists experimented with exhuming my wife to weaponize muscles.
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then exhuming my wife really affected me.
At his last campaign rally, Bernie Sanders began exhuming my wife in front of his top supporters.
When I get older, I don’t want to be exhuming my wife.
your DNA nc
Ever since I got back from Mexico I’ve been really into your DNA.
Although moving away from your DNA proved effective for schools, switching to a tribal village initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
On my wedding night my father told me, “Don’t go chasing your DNA.”
How embarrassing! I forget I left your DNA in the foyer.
Your DNA has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.
Your DNA... like a woman’s.
Although moving away from your DNA proved effective for schools, switching to a tribal village initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
On my wedding night my father told me, “Don’t go chasing your DNA.”
How embarrassing! I forget I left your DNA in the foyer.
Your DNA has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.
Your DNA... like a woman’s.
a gentle breeze nc
Last Christmas, I gave you a gentle breeze. The very next day, you gave it away.
Help! I’m a gentle breeze and I need YOU to do something about it!
Shepherds in Scotland have used a gentle breeze for years to keep the flock from strength.
The doctor held up my x-ray and I could just make out a gentle breeze.
A gentle breeze is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Ich bin ein a gentle breeze.
Help! I’m a gentle breeze and I need YOU to do something about it!
Shepherds in Scotland have used a gentle breeze for years to keep the flock from strength.
The doctor held up my x-ray and I could just make out a gentle breeze.
A gentle breeze is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Ich bin ein a gentle breeze.
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I think this one should be singular:
I think I might need hints for conceptual versus physical nouns.
that time I blacked out at your house n
When the mixture is bubbling, add that time I blacked out at your house to the pan, in small increments while stirring constantly.
My dream house has stubby fingers out front, picture windows for that time I blacked out at your house, and hors d’oeuvres in the garage.
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into that time I blacked out at your house.
Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought of using that time I blacked out at your house to treat being hit by space debris!
It’s not delivery. It’s that time I blacked out at your house.
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then that time I blacked out at your house really affected me.
My dream house has stubby fingers out front, picture windows for that time I blacked out at your house, and hors d’oeuvres in the garage.
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into that time I blacked out at your house.
Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought of using that time I blacked out at your house to treat being hit by space debris!
It’s not delivery. It’s that time I blacked out at your house.
I had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then that time I blacked out at your house really affected me.
I think I might need hints for conceptual versus physical nouns.
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plummeting from 20,000 feet v
Shepherds in Scotland have used compressed gas for years to keep the flock from plummeting from 20,000 feet.
The true reason for the Tacoma narrows bridge collapse? plummeting from 20,000 feet
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by corporate America and plummeting from 20,000 feet.
I am become plummeting from 20,000 feet, the destroyer of worlds.
Although moving away from an alligator in the dark proved effective for schools, switching to plummeting from 20,000 feet initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
Plummeting from 20,000 Feet: The President’s unimaginative campaign slogan.
The true reason for the Tacoma narrows bridge collapse? plummeting from 20,000 feet
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by corporate America and plummeting from 20,000 feet.
I am become plummeting from 20,000 feet, the destroyer of worlds.
Although moving away from an alligator in the dark proved effective for schools, switching to plummeting from 20,000 feet initially led to a spike of child hospitalizations.
Plummeting from 20,000 Feet: The President’s unimaginative campaign slogan.
that time I blacked out at your house nc
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be that time I blacked out at your house.
Here’s a certificate for that time I blacked out at your house from me. Redeem at any time!
When the stadium was demolished it ejected that time I blacked out at your house, which hung in the air for days.
I want to say one word to you, just one word: that time I blacked out at your house.
After last week’s stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname “That Time I Blacked out at Your House”
Daddy! There’s that time I blacked out at your house under my bed. Kill it kill it!
Here’s a certificate for that time I blacked out at your house from me. Redeem at any time!
When the stadium was demolished it ejected that time I blacked out at your house, which hung in the air for days.
I want to say one word to you, just one word: that time I blacked out at your house.
After last week’s stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname “That Time I Blacked out at Your House”
Daddy! There’s that time I blacked out at your house under my bed. Kill it kill it!
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having no time for your childish behavior ?
Having no time for your childish behavior can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
In this 15th century painting, having no time for your childish behavior is represented by a man with affectionate biting for a head.
Ich bin ein having no time for your childish behavior.
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of having no time for your childish behavior.
The city condemned our house after finding having no time for your childish behavior in the crawlspace.
Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to having no time for your childish behavior, even before I put on my clothes.
In this 15th century painting, having no time for your childish behavior is represented by a man with affectionate biting for a head.
Ich bin ein having no time for your childish behavior.
We finally hired a guy at work to take care of having no time for your childish behavior.
The city condemned our house after finding having no time for your childish behavior in the crawlspace.
Every morning I hop out of bed and get straight to having no time for your childish behavior, even before I put on my clothes.
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Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to . Please give generously.
Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to a light dusting of pubes. Please give generously.
Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to rhythmic pounding. Please give generously.
Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to giving it a tweak. Please give generously.
Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to the first blush of womanhood. Please give generously.
Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to fairy tales. Please give generously.
Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to giggling schoolgirls with cameras. Please give generously.
Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to rhythmic pounding. Please give generously.
Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to giving it a tweak. Please give generously.
Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to the first blush of womanhood. Please give generously.
Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to fairy tales. Please give generously.
Our charity supports underprivileged youth without access to giggling schoolgirls with cameras. Please give generously.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift {n} over my head.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift reasons to do it over my head.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift a lack of ideas over my head.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift a broken man over my head.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift an exit wound over my head.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift a shock over my head.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift an improvised explosive device over my head.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift a lack of ideas over my head.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift a broken man over my head.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift an exit wound over my head.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift a shock over my head.
By the time I was a sophomore, I could deadlift an improvised explosive device over my head.
For this next one, I want to use "steaming" in reference to the first blank, but don't want to include the word "it" or "its". (i.e. "...we heat _ until it's glowing hot and steaming...") I wanted that blank to be as inclusive as possible. Can anyone think of a better way to use "steaming" there?
Here on the assembly line we heat {n} to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is {v}.2
Here on the assembly line we heat 100% plastic adult toys to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is burning myself on the heat lamp.
Here on the assembly line we heat the final hour to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is tunneling around.
Here on the assembly line we heat a censor bar to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is impacting my sister.
Here on the assembly line we heat nuances to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is shotgunning.
Here on the assembly line we heat a stink bug to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is shaking.
Here on the assembly line we heat my extended family to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is wanting to be noticed.
Here on the assembly line we heat the final hour to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is tunneling around.
Here on the assembly line we heat a censor bar to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is impacting my sister.
Here on the assembly line we heat nuances to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is shotgunning.
Here on the assembly line we heat a stink bug to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is shaking.
Here on the assembly line we heat my extended family to a bright cherry red, and this next machine over here is wanting to be noticed.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of in its food processing operations.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of the price of HIV in its food processing operations.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of a girl who knows what she wants, but not quite how to get it in its food processing operations.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of human murder in its food processing operations.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of theatrics in its food processing operations.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of skeleton hands in its food processing operations.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of ideological differences in its food processing operations.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of a girl who knows what she wants, but not quite how to get it in its food processing operations.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of human murder in its food processing operations.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of theatrics in its food processing operations.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of skeleton hands in its food processing operations.
Kraft Foods has announced that it will phase out the use of ideological differences in its food processing operations.
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NatureJay said:
What I'm trying to say is, can you work in some sort of additional variable/parameter into the code that allows me to cheat the way aaronjer cheats every time we play S.A.H.? Thx in advance.
OK I implemented it with a brainwave micro additive distortion emulator. I'm sure you know how to use one of those.
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What I'm trying to say is, can you work in some sort of additional variable/parameter into the code that allows me to cheat the way aaronjer cheats every time we play S.A.H.? Thx in advance.
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SuperJer said:
NatureJay said:
Ed: is not working so well?
How so? It looks like it worked that time.
Oh it worked fine, I just was disappointed with the fact that I rolled it a few times and none of them worked as well as my first roll. I want it to work because it's just such a fucking strange phrase.
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NatureJay said:
Ed: is not working so well?
How so? It looks like it worked that time.
It's not obvious because you can't see the grammar hints in the existing black cards, but they are there:
cards-v.tab#L1395
buns ?
More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and buns in the Philippines.
Men, like a charcoal briquette, go farthest when they are buns.
Let buns host your next party, providing fart jokes and naughty cave paintings like you’ve never seen before.
President Clinton and his entire cabinet got buns before every meeting.
Ever since a wet spot moved into the neighborhood, buns has been eyed with suspicion.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using buns to forage for food.
Men, like a charcoal briquette, go farthest when they are buns.
Let buns host your next party, providing fart jokes and naughty cave paintings like you’ve never seen before.
President Clinton and his entire cabinet got buns before every meeting.
Ever since a wet spot moved into the neighborhood, buns has been eyed with suspicion.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using buns to forage for food.
buns np
My girlfriend went in the closet and I froze, but luckily she didn’t look up and see buns.
I’m taking this to the city council! To think that buns plant would be built 200 feet from my house!
Ich bin ein buns.
Damn it! I got buns jammed in the wheel well again.
The best comfort food will always be greens, buns, and fried chicken.
The only way to make sense out of buns is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.
I’m taking this to the city council! To think that buns plant would be built 200 feet from my house!
Ich bin ein buns.
Damn it! I got buns jammed in the wheel well again.
The best comfort food will always be greens, buns, and fried chicken.
The only way to make sense out of buns is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.
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_____ will have to do because we still need time for _____ if we want to ready for the party.2
white-knuckled terror will have to do because we still need time for going out on a limb if we want to ready for the party.
an alibi will have to do because we still need time for a madhouse! A madhouse! if we want to ready for the party.
the thin veneer of causality that underlies porn will have to do because we still need time for the hole where the heart once fit if we want to ready for the party.
a listless wasp will have to do because we still need time for a bad chicken if we want to ready for the party.
my love of children will have to do because we still need time for an empty Tic Tac® box if we want to ready for the party.
a powerful skeleton, William Howard Taft will have to do because we still need time for Voodoo driving school if we want to ready for the party.
an alibi will have to do because we still need time for a madhouse! A madhouse! if we want to ready for the party.
the thin veneer of causality that underlies porn will have to do because we still need time for the hole where the heart once fit if we want to ready for the party.
a listless wasp will have to do because we still need time for a bad chicken if we want to ready for the party.
my love of children will have to do because we still need time for an empty Tic Tac® box if we want to ready for the party.
a powerful skeleton, William Howard Taft will have to do because we still need time for Voodoo driving school if we want to ready for the party.
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Hopefully not me this time
The doctor held up my x-ray and I could just make out hopefully not me this time.
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of hopefully not me this time.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “hopefully not me this time”.
Give a man revealing just enough to garner interest and you feed him for a day. Give him hopefully not me this time, and you feed him for a lifetime.
Hark! What hopefully not me this time through yonder window breaks?
Back when I was hopefully not me this time, I got shot in a charcoal briquette by nothing but the truth.
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of hopefully not me this time.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “hopefully not me this time”.
Give a man revealing just enough to garner interest and you feed him for a day. Give him hopefully not me this time, and you feed him for a lifetime.
Hark! What hopefully not me this time through yonder window breaks?
Back when I was hopefully not me this time, I got shot in a charcoal briquette by nothing but the truth.
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Here's a certificate for _____ from me. Redeem at any time!
Here's a certificate for my bacon strip from me. Redeem at any time!
Here's a certificate for frozen people from me. Redeem at any time!
Here's a certificate for spooning distance from me. Redeem at any time!
Here's a certificate for a tiny bat crawling up your peehole from me. Redeem at any time!
Here's a certificate for obscene handmaidens from me. Redeem at any time!
Here's a certificate for deviant urges from me. Redeem at any time!
Here's a certificate for frozen people from me. Redeem at any time!
Here's a certificate for spooning distance from me. Redeem at any time!
Here's a certificate for a tiny bat crawling up your peehole from me. Redeem at any time!
Here's a certificate for obscene handmaidens from me. Redeem at any time!
Here's a certificate for deviant urges from me. Redeem at any time!
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jeff is wizlord said:
NatureJay said:
I was wondering if I could get a sort of political one. We'll see how this works although in reading anything with a verb, it would have to be tweaked.
I have _____. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I have sinister plans. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I have destroying their home planet. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I have 80,000 tons of nuclear waste. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I have sea urchins. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I have a gaggle of nuns. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I have yoga farts. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I have destroying their home planet. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I have 80,000 tons of nuclear waste. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I have sea urchins. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I have a gaggle of nuns. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I have yoga farts. Beautiful! Many would argue it's the very best.
I chuckled
Does this re-sub every time it's quoted? Consider this a test case because I was curious since Jeff's iteration of "the white man" into the blank nearly had me pissing and rolling.
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Hey folks! Long time no c. I'm glad that the only consistent island in this ever so fast changing interwebsish world that has become so complex that it pushes such a heavy weight on our clumsy shoulders, still exists as it is and keeps on squeezing its adorable blood through these tiny veins as if nothing could ever make it not keep on truckin' - supesjersers dot com forams, that is. I'd post a love emoji or sticker if that were possible here now. Cough
So! I just released a webcomic full of cute nudes and adorable intimacy called IN THE NUDE. Come check it out, pals.
http://iinntthheennuuddee.com/
Lub ye all. Keep on bucking.
Bussi
So! I just released a webcomic full of cute nudes and adorable intimacy called IN THE NUDE. Come check it out, pals.
http://iinntthheennuuddee.com/
Lub ye all. Keep on bucking.
Bussi
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My goal with this one to try to stay in the PG-13 range (b and x are questionable). We have too many cards about butts and pooping, so I wanted to try something different. Some of these may work better in two-fors than solo. B is from Achewood, G is from advertisement I saw on TV, P is from Legend of the Mystical Ninja and you'd better say it right, R is from Sealab 2021, S is Ren and Stimpy, U was... I don't know, I looked at one of Nez' posts of L4D2 stuff and said "that has a u!", Y was an experiment that may or may not work. If these aren't satisfactory, feel free to tweak or disregard them.
An alibi
Science never solves a problem without creating An alibi.
The best comfort food will always be greens, An alibi, and fried chicken.
Amtrak officials confirm An alibi would have prevented train derailment.
Holy dogshit, Texas! Only An alibi and a strangler come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
I’m undergoing immersion therapy by continually exposing myself to An alibi.
An alibi... like a woman’s.
The best comfort food will always be greens, An alibi, and fried chicken.
Amtrak officials confirm An alibi would have prevented train derailment.
Holy dogshit, Texas! Only An alibi and a strangler come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
I’m undergoing immersion therapy by continually exposing myself to An alibi.
An alibi... like a woman’s.
A bitch as nasty as that
But I promised my kids they could get A bitch as nasty as that for Christmas!
Woah, A bitch as nasty as that! I’m gonna put my mouth on it!
Outrageous new comedy: 2 best friends and spicy saliva take a road trip, and discover A bitch as nasty as that along the way.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was A bitch as nasty as that.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “A bitch as nasty as that”.
1) A robot may not injure A bitch as nasty as that, or through inaction allow A bitch as nasty as that to come to harm.
Woah, A bitch as nasty as that! I’m gonna put my mouth on it!
Outrageous new comedy: 2 best friends and spicy saliva take a road trip, and discover A bitch as nasty as that along the way.
After the war, the British government had Alan Turing chemically castrated because he was A bitch as nasty as that.
Class, turn to page 100 and start reading “A bitch as nasty as that”.
1) A robot may not injure A bitch as nasty as that, or through inaction allow A bitch as nasty as that to come to harm.
Cockfighting
Welcome to the neighborhood! I live in Cockfighting across the street.
You evaded my “Cockfighting” attack! Most impressive.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, Cockfighting, toilet paper, shelter, and running and jumping into the darkness and hoping nothing kills you.
Single white female seeking long term relationship, if you’re into Cockfighting, get to the front of the line.
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were Cockfighting, would you be Cockfighting as well?”
What’s in the fridge? Soda, OJ, Cockfighting... Sweet! Sunny-D!
You evaded my “Cockfighting” attack! Most impressive.
It’s important to pack the essentials when camping, such as water, first aid, Cockfighting, toilet paper, shelter, and running and jumping into the darkness and hoping nothing kills you.
Single white female seeking long term relationship, if you’re into Cockfighting, get to the front of the line.
... And so my mom asked me, “If all your friends were Cockfighting, would you be Cockfighting as well?”
What’s in the fridge? Soda, OJ, Cockfighting... Sweet! Sunny-D!
Any decent person
Cambodia’s economy is entirely dependent on Any decent person.
Any decent person makes good neighbors.
That’s not funny. My dad was killed by Any decent person.
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during Any decent person that overturned their car.
After last week’s stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname “Any decent person”
The new summer blockbuster targeted at tweens features a girl with a great review and a mysterious boy who fights Any decent person.
Any decent person makes good neighbors.
That’s not funny. My dad was killed by Any decent person.
In Brea several people suffered minor injuries during Any decent person that overturned their car.
After last week’s stunning victory, the wrestler earned his nickname “Any decent person”
The new summer blockbuster targeted at tweens features a girl with a great review and a mysterious boy who fights Any decent person.
My exoskeleton
J. Robert Oppenheimer is often called the father of My exoskeleton.
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with My exoskeleton! It’s all here in my manifesto!
When a person has My exoskeleton, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.
Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by My exoskeleton.
Leopards are smaller than most of the Panthera genus, but they are able to take large prey due to My exoskeleton.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but My exoskeleton.
Alien cover-ups, false flag operations, and military experiments with My exoskeleton! It’s all here in my manifesto!
When a person has My exoskeleton, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.
Traditionally, vampires and other undead are repelled by My exoskeleton.
Leopards are smaller than most of the Panthera genus, but they are able to take large prey due to My exoskeleton.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served my family nothing but My exoskeleton.
Fate
Ha! You activated my trap card, “judgment!” You’re cursed with Fate until the end of the game!
CAUTION: Keep Fate out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks personal injury.
In a world with a feather Fate, one man must overcome raw recruits. Coming this summer.
Then God said, “Let there be Fate”; and there was Fate. And God saw that Fate was good.
Experts said that based on preliminary data, Fate appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.
See now black people walk like Fate. But white people -- white people walk like they’re reasonable stereotypes!
CAUTION: Keep Fate out of hopper and chute opening. Failure to comply risks personal injury.
In a world with a feather Fate, one man must overcome raw recruits. Coming this summer.
Then God said, “Let there be Fate”; and there was Fate. And God saw that Fate was good.
Experts said that based on preliminary data, Fate appears to have occurred on the Puente Hills thrust fault.
See now black people walk like Fate. But white people -- white people walk like they’re reasonable stereotypes!
Good bacteria
I went rafting, saw Good bacteria in the river, no big deal.
At my 9th birthday, we had mom piñata that burst open showering Good bacteria on us kids.
I’ve been dancing to the new single by “Fancy Santas and Good bacteria”.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw Good bacteria for the first time!
When the beef came at me it was like Good bacteria.
I refuse to roleplay as anything but Good bacteria.
At my 9th birthday, we had mom piñata that burst open showering Good bacteria on us kids.
I’ve been dancing to the new single by “Fancy Santas and Good bacteria”.
Dear diary, today I went into the city and saw Good bacteria for the first time!
When the beef came at me it was like Good bacteria.
I refuse to roleplay as anything but Good bacteria.
History's greatest monster
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “History's greatest monster”.
Driving late at night, I was horrified to find History's greatest monster in the back seat.
I came home to find History's greatest monster replaced with a strongly-worded letter.
History's greatest monster: It’s nature’s candy!
I buried my treasure under History's greatest monster so you’d never find it!
And before I let your steam drill beat me down, I’ll die with History's greatest monster in my hand.
Driving late at night, I was horrified to find History's greatest monster in the back seat.
I came home to find History's greatest monster replaced with a strongly-worded letter.
History's greatest monster: It’s nature’s candy!
I buried my treasure under History's greatest monster so you’d never find it!
And before I let your steam drill beat me down, I’ll die with History's greatest monster in my hand.
Human Ingenuity
The 7 deadly sins: lust, gluttony, a ripe body, sloth, wrath, Human Ingenuity, and pride.
How high do you have to be to put Human Ingenuity on Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s frilly neckerchief?
When Human Ingenuity is ready, nosy neighbors will appear.
Apparently, “Human Ingenuity” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
Don’t email me at work! Email me at my personal address: Human Ingenuity@a planet where apes evolved from men.net
He also named a city in India “Human Ingenuity” after his dead horse.
How high do you have to be to put Human Ingenuity on Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s frilly neckerchief?
When Human Ingenuity is ready, nosy neighbors will appear.
Apparently, “Human Ingenuity” is a dance move in the Hip-Hop and B-Boy community.
Don’t email me at work! Email me at my personal address: Human Ingenuity@a planet where apes evolved from men.net
He also named a city in India “Human Ingenuity” after his dead horse.
The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible
Help! I can’t find my daughter! She looks like The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible and is carrying aged beef.
Everything I need to live on a desert island: The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible with my quarry.
Some are born with The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible, some achieve The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible, and some have The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible thrust upon them.
I’m having a picnic no one will forget! Bring The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible.
The transferred sperm cells are kept in The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible, where they can remain viable for longer periods.
The thief was caught stealing never coming to fruition from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible.
Everything I need to live on a desert island: The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible with my quarry.
Some are born with The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible, some achieve The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible, and some have The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible thrust upon them.
I’m having a picnic no one will forget! Bring The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible.
The transferred sperm cells are kept in The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible, where they can remain viable for longer periods.
The thief was caught stealing never coming to fruition from the sultan, and so was thrown into the pit of The smoothest Jazz scientifically possible.
All the King's treasure
The rich aroma of All the King's treasure, from the hills of Columbia.
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember All the King's treasure?”
That’s Captain Rogers the Rancorous of “All the King's treasure,” the finest ship in the harbor!
A social skill is any skill facilitating lots of rattled nerves and All the King's treasure with others.
I dug around for hours in the trash but never found All the King's treasure.
The new self-help fad: Better Living Through All the King's treasure!
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember All the King's treasure?”
That’s Captain Rogers the Rancorous of “All the King's treasure,” the finest ship in the harbor!
A social skill is any skill facilitating lots of rattled nerves and All the King's treasure with others.
I dug around for hours in the trash but never found All the King's treasure.
The new self-help fad: Better Living Through All the King's treasure!
A lovable loser
Men, like A lovable loser, go farthest when they are smoothest.
In the end, the obvious plot twist was that the serial killer was actually A lovable loser.
More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and A lovable loser in the Philippines.
A lovable loser is not horrible if a child is doing it.
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into A lovable loser.
The only way to make sense out of A lovable loser is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.
In the end, the obvious plot twist was that the serial killer was actually A lovable loser.
More than 260 people were injured by festive firecracker blasts and A lovable loser in the Philippines.
A lovable loser is not horrible if a child is doing it.
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into A lovable loser.
The only way to make sense out of A lovable loser is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.
The Mayor
Voltron assemble! The Mayor forms the left arm!
When the celestial spheres align, The Mayor will descend from the heavens.
If The Mayor were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape!
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow The Mayor?
Meet me by the new modern art installation downtown. You know, it’s The Mayor straddled by a salty sailor.
Sir, you have a phone call. Something about The Mayor?
When the celestial spheres align, The Mayor will descend from the heavens.
If The Mayor were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape!
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow The Mayor?
Meet me by the new modern art installation downtown. You know, it’s The Mayor straddled by a salty sailor.
Sir, you have a phone call. Something about The Mayor?
Nipping it in the bud
A BBC team has witnessed the devastating effects of Nipping it in the bud on civilians in rebel-held areas of Syria.
There is no revenge so complete as Nipping it in the bud.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be Nipping it in the bud.
I didn’t think this house would sell with wrestling alligators in the attic. Anyway, I’m Nipping it in the bud.
Ich bin ein Nipping it in the bud.
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk Nipping it in the bud.
There is no revenge so complete as Nipping it in the bud.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be Nipping it in the bud.
I didn’t think this house would sell with wrestling alligators in the attic. Anyway, I’m Nipping it in the bud.
Ich bin ein Nipping it in the bud.
Squad, circle up. It’s time to talk Nipping it in the bud.
The orbital socket
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me The orbital socket.
Every French soldier carries The orbital socket in his knapsack.
I went to cut the cake, and to my delight, The orbital socket popped out!
In this 15th century painting, 60 seconds is represented by a man with The orbital socket for a head.
Life without love is like The orbital socket without a launch or fruit.
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being The orbital socket.
Every French soldier carries The orbital socket in his knapsack.
I went to cut the cake, and to my delight, The orbital socket popped out!
In this 15th century painting, 60 seconds is represented by a man with The orbital socket for a head.
Life without love is like The orbital socket without a launch or fruit.
USGS seismologist Lucy Jones said the 5.1 quake has a 5% chance of being The orbital socket.
Plasma
When eating alone I prefer a special kind of sandwich: layers of yuppie flu and Plasma.
Bumper sticker: My other ride is Plasma.
God didn’t create me. God created Plasma. And Plasma created me.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: Plasma and dark magic.
My house. 8 o’clock. Plasma.
I tried to sneak out of the store with Plasma under one arm and juicing up down my pants.
Bumper sticker: My other ride is Plasma.
God didn’t create me. God created Plasma. And Plasma created me.
Aww! My mom packed a terrible lunch: Plasma and dark magic.
My house. 8 o’clock. Plasma.
I tried to sneak out of the store with Plasma under one arm and juicing up down my pants.
A sassy saquatch
My daughter came home crying because the kids at school said she was A sassy saquatch.
Come on down to Golden Corral for A sassy saquatch.
Music without the sounds of A sassy saquatch is hardly music at all.
The White House will no longer enforce A sassy saquatch Act of 1959.
Police were able to track the suspect after finding DNA evidence in A sassy saquatch.
When he reached the New World, Cortés burned A sassy saquatch. As a result, his men were well motivated.
Come on down to Golden Corral for A sassy saquatch.
Music without the sounds of A sassy saquatch is hardly music at all.
The White House will no longer enforce A sassy saquatch Act of 1959.
Police were able to track the suspect after finding DNA evidence in A sassy saquatch.
When he reached the New World, Cortés burned A sassy saquatch. As a result, his men were well motivated.
A robot body
A robot body! A robot body! My kingdom for A robot body!
The doctor held up my x-ray and I could just make out A robot body.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find A robot body.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as A robot body.
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: freewill, sock puppets and A robot body.
The new bill before congress would mandate A robot body and provide subsidies for “forgetting” to knock.
The doctor held up my x-ray and I could just make out A robot body.
I surreptitiously crawled into bed, only to find A robot body.
You’ve got to come see the baby, it’s as cute as A robot body.
The three techniques of Sumo Wrestling: freewill, sock puppets and A robot body.
The new bill before congress would mandate A robot body and provide subsidies for “forgetting” to knock.
Space madness
Original style is fine, but chunky kinda tastes like Space madness.
In the public Space madness model, a third-party service provider delivers the Space madness service over the Internet.
On my way to work today, I had to swerve around Space madness on the freeway.
I am become Space madness, the destroyer of worlds.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by Space madness.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using Space madness to forage for food.
In the public Space madness model, a third-party service provider delivers the Space madness service over the Internet.
On my way to work today, I had to swerve around Space madness on the freeway.
I am become Space madness, the destroyer of worlds.
It has been prophesied that the young king will eventually be killed by Space madness.
Chimps in the wild have been observed using Space madness to forage for food.
A tender moment
Jesus is A tender moment.
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “A tender moment” incident in the science lab.
At the new Asian-inspired restaurant downtown, the chef will prepare A tender moment right at your table.
Let a trail of footprints host your next party, providing A tender moment like you’ve never seen before.
McDonald’s combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of A tender moment.
The way to the lost city was perilous, and we soon found ourselves knee deep in A tender moment.
The school district had to pay a lot of hush money to parents after the “A tender moment” incident in the science lab.
At the new Asian-inspired restaurant downtown, the chef will prepare A tender moment right at your table.
Let a trail of footprints host your next party, providing A tender moment like you’ve never seen before.
McDonald’s combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of A tender moment.
The way to the lost city was perilous, and we soon found ourselves knee deep in A tender moment.
Wang Chunging at any other time
An FBI raid on Michael Eisner’s seaside villa turned up Wang Chunging at any other time in every room.
How embarrassing! I forget I left Wang Chunging at any other time in the foyer.
During routine surgery, the doctors found Wang Chunging at any other time embedded in my abdomen.
Throughout human history, Wang Chunging at any other time has been the first activity of explorers of any new region.
When I told my father he shouted, “No daughter of mine is going out with Wang Chunging at any other time!”
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as Wang Chunging at any other time, score points by a pinch, and novelty gag dildo shall not be on the field.
How embarrassing! I forget I left Wang Chunging at any other time in the foyer.
During routine surgery, the doctors found Wang Chunging at any other time embedded in my abdomen.
Throughout human history, Wang Chunging at any other time has been the first activity of explorers of any new region.
When I told my father he shouted, “No daughter of mine is going out with Wang Chunging at any other time!”
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as Wang Chunging at any other time, score points by a pinch, and novelty gag dildo shall not be on the field.
A tin of Vienna sausages
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest cavalry charge in history, rode into battle atop A tin of Vienna sausages.
It’s lucky to touch A tin of Vienna sausages; it’s even luckier to touch someone else’s.
I thought I was being attacked, and I defended myself with A tin of Vienna sausages.
Military scientists in Syria found traces of A tin of Vienna sausages in the soil.
I like my women like I like A tin of Vienna sausages: with spooning distance.
Hark! What A tin of Vienna sausages through yonder window breaks?
It’s lucky to touch A tin of Vienna sausages; it’s even luckier to touch someone else’s.
I thought I was being attacked, and I defended myself with A tin of Vienna sausages.
Military scientists in Syria found traces of A tin of Vienna sausages in the soil.
I like my women like I like A tin of Vienna sausages: with spooning distance.
Hark! What A tin of Vienna sausages through yonder window breaks?
Waterboarding friends and family
When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered Waterboarding friends and family operation.
The first item of evidence in The People vs. a Korean hacker is Waterboarding friends and family.
The unofficial symbol of the United States is Waterboarding friends and family.
Authorities were tallying damage from Waterboarding friends and family that struck southern California Friday evening.
You can’t get Waterboarding friends and family big enough or a Victorian penny dreadful long enough to suit me.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Waterboarding friends and family.
The first item of evidence in The People vs. a Korean hacker is Waterboarding friends and family.
The unofficial symbol of the United States is Waterboarding friends and family.
Authorities were tallying damage from Waterboarding friends and family that struck southern California Friday evening.
You can’t get Waterboarding friends and family big enough or a Victorian penny dreadful long enough to suit me.
Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Waterboarding friends and family.
Exhibitionist tendencies
Can I get some floss? There’s Exhibitionist tendencies between my teeth.
It’s not delivery. It’s Exhibitionist tendencies.
My religion demands that I must always have Exhibitionist tendencies, and that I must abstain from removing a uterine tumor with my teeth.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was pulsating opposite sexes, part was an imitation poop spiral, and it was crowned with Exhibitionist tendencies.
Damn it! I got Exhibitionist tendencies jammed in the wheel well again.
Exhibitionist tendencies is the only way to say goodbye.
It’s not delivery. It’s Exhibitionist tendencies.
My religion demands that I must always have Exhibitionist tendencies, and that I must abstain from removing a uterine tumor with my teeth.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was pulsating opposite sexes, part was an imitation poop spiral, and it was crowned with Exhibitionist tendencies.
Damn it! I got Exhibitionist tendencies jammed in the wheel well again.
Exhibitionist tendencies is the only way to say goodbye.
Why don't you tell me
When presented with animalistic hunger, Why don't you tell me will fart blood in anticipation.
Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with Why don't you tell me.
Why don't you tell me has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.
Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought of using one mile of train rail to treat Why don't you tell me!
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from horsing around with Why don't you tell me.
A scandal erupted this week when prime ministers of Australia and Canada were caught with Why don't you tell me.
Since I deserve it, I am going to reward myself with Why don't you tell me.
Why don't you tell me has proven extremely popular among young, urban audiences in focus testing.
Doctor, you’re a genius! No one has ever thought of using one mile of train rail to treat Why don't you tell me!
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from horsing around with Why don't you tell me.
A scandal erupted this week when prime ministers of Australia and Canada were caught with Why don't you tell me.
Zany antics
Populations of endangered rhinoceros are threatened by Zany antics and getting HUGE.
I wasn’t always black... there was Zany antics, and it got bigger and bigger.
My financial analyst had advised me against investing all my money in Zany antics.
Kirkland mom makes $20,000 a week with Zany antics.
India is launching a rocket to test the effects of micro-gravity on Zany antics.
prancing piglets brings Zany antics and a smile to a child’s face.
I wasn’t always black... there was Zany antics, and it got bigger and bigger.
My financial analyst had advised me against investing all my money in Zany antics.
Kirkland mom makes $20,000 a week with Zany antics.
India is launching a rocket to test the effects of micro-gravity on Zany antics.
prancing piglets brings Zany antics and a smile to a child’s face.
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A new Firelink Shrine! A new Onionbro! Beta testers are all saying it's a lot closer to the original than two was. We don't know yet if the world has the same amazing connectedness of the first though, it looks as though it's a hub system like 2 & Demon's Souls. I've only played 1 & 2, I've never played Demon's or Bloodbourne, but the first Dark Souls is probably my all-time favorite game. I don't expect 3 to be as good, but I hope it's better than 2!! Anybody else excited for it? Bro, do you even praise the sun?!
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SuperJer said:
It may be hell to pay for the average internet goer, but when I get around to adding them to the deck it'll save me a lot of time. I always test all the cards before adding them.
What about adding a button next to each CARD that does all this work then, instead of having it constantly enabled? Then you could also have the button generate another 5 at any point you wish to test the card more.
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It may be hell to pay for the average internet goer, but when I get around to adding them to the deck it'll save me a lot of time. I always test all the cards before adding them.
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No time to test -- gotta write these down!
Also, what thing would make you straight? I feel like that one needs a complement. Maybe a chair? Or a straight-jacket (LOL RIGHT GUISE?)
Burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp
Woah, burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp! I’m gonna put my mouth on it!
My financial analyst had advised me against investing all my money in burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp.
Don’t email me at work! Email me at my personal address: a vast treasury of specimens@burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp.net
burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
The unofficial symbol of the United States is burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp.
burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp: The President’s unimaginative campaign slogan.
My financial analyst had advised me against investing all my money in burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp.
Don’t email me at work! Email me at my personal address: a vast treasury of specimens@burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp.net
burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
The unofficial symbol of the United States is burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp.
burning my dick on my tortoise's heat lamp: The President’s unimaginative campaign slogan.
Walking backwards into John Cena
Our mystical secret society is dedicated to elucidating the mysteries of walking backwards into John Cena and zigzagging wildly.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “walking backwards into John Cena”.
Outrageous new comedy: 2 best friends and a kiss on the lips take a road trip, and discover walking backwards into John Cena along the way.
There is no revenge so complete as walking backwards into John Cena.
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember walking backwards into John Cena?”
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into walking backwards into John Cena.
There is no “I” in “team” but there is an “I” in “walking backwards into John Cena”.
Outrageous new comedy: 2 best friends and a kiss on the lips take a road trip, and discover walking backwards into John Cena along the way.
There is no revenge so complete as walking backwards into John Cena.
“You didn’t even get me anything for my birthday!” “Yes I did, remember walking backwards into John Cena?”
Furious that I had peed into his spellbook, the sorcerer turned me into walking backwards into John Cena.
Also, what thing would make you straight? I feel like that one needs a complement. Maybe a chair? Or a straight-jacket (LOL RIGHT GUISE?)
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This isn't my first rodeo, you know. I dealt with _ from my first employer all the time.
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BLACK CARDS
Let’s consummate our newfound love with___.
A beautiful movie, almost a poem rendered on celluloid. We're talking, of course, about___.
Hey, don't go blaming DC Comics for this! This is___.
Imagine how much dog food you could make out of___.
What if ___ was one of us?
He's got ___ tied up in the basement.
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to ___.
WHITE CARDS
A fist fight
A giant sewer rat with irritable bowel syndrome
Another burninated victim of TROGDOR!
Tom Skerritt, world's most grizzled man
Sitting alone in a movie theater and making wisecracks
A time share sales pitch.
Your typically abnormally confident, world-weary 16-year-old female protagonist
The “guy-you-alert-the-flight-attendant-about”
The "guy-in-car-peeping-in-on-yoga-class-through-binoculars"
Let’s consummate our newfound love with___.
A beautiful movie, almost a poem rendered on celluloid. We're talking, of course, about___.
Hey, don't go blaming DC Comics for this! This is___.
Imagine how much dog food you could make out of___.
What if ___ was one of us?
He's got ___ tied up in the basement.
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to ___.
WHITE CARDS
A fist fight
A giant sewer rat with irritable bowel syndrome
Another burninated victim of TROGDOR!
Tom Skerritt, world's most grizzled man
Sitting alone in a movie theater and making wisecracks
A time share sales pitch.
Your typically abnormally confident, world-weary 16-year-old female protagonist
The “guy-you-alert-the-flight-attendant-about”
The "guy-in-car-peeping-in-on-yoga-class-through-binoculars"
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SuperJer said:
What the cripes. This looks like something I could waste a lot of time on.
Now we're even for Mini-Metro. Enjoy!!
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What the cripes. This looks like something I could waste a lot of time on.
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that time, remember, when, like, John got super wasted
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teeth, where no teeth should be
_. Doing it once was ok. Doing it twice was the problem.
sleepy time
_. Doing it once was ok. Doing it twice was the problem.
sleepy time
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You'd think at least AaronJer or Nez would maybe post their levels in here.
Oh well. Here are MOAR OF MIEN!
Moar!
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Dark City 2 (1C96-0000-00C8-C3B5)
The long-awaited sequel to Dark City 1.
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Something went really REALLY wrong this time.
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Let's Get Lanky (F4E0-0000-00D2-972F)
Are you a bad enough dude to become Lankio [and save the president]?
Oh well. Here are MOAR OF MIEN!
Moar!
Dark City 2 (1C96-0000-00C8-C3B5)
The long-awaited sequel to Dark City 1.
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Error 18: Unexpected token_1 (1156-0000-00CF-2026)
Something went really REALLY wrong this time.
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Let's Get Lanky (F4E0-0000-00D2-972F)
Are you a bad enough dude to become Lankio [and save the president]?
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What?! It was the BEST time to roll it out. Did you hear all the confusion I caused?
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New route was interesting. Tournament probably wasn't the best time to roll it out. Work on your screen scrolling 
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BloodFarts said:
Thank you for all your help guys. But the spider won in the "cactus assault case". I am now serving my time in spider jail for 45 years.
Is this random? or what....
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Thank you for all your help guys. But the spider won in the "cactus assault case". I am now serving my time in spider jail for 45 years.
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A dangerous space (alternatively, time in a dangerous space, spending time in a lover's dangerous space)
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A friend of someone I know has recently added me on Skype. We've been talking here and there for a little over two weeks now, but the more I converse with her the more I wish her dad would die (haha). It would be one thing if she had something to say or more personality in her words, but she was acting like a foreigner practicing their English by shoving lacking and flavorless dialogue down my throat. She might as well be a BOT!
Why don't you just eat me, it might keep you quiet for a bit.
BOOOOORRRING!
At least my retaliation scared her away for a few days.
Boy, that got her to cut back and even skip a day. Then this happened...
So to summarize, this girl met me two weeks ago, and went from basic conversation to wishing death on her parents. WOW.
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[7/16/2015 7:00:48 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/16/2015 10:22:59 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/17/2015 1:43:58 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/17/2015 2:02:13 PM] Ms. Bimbo: HAMM
[7/17/2015 2:08:51 PM] *** Missed call from Ms. Bimbo. ***
[7/17/2015 3:22:48 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/17/2015 7:28:37 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/17/2015 8:26:23 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Add me in
[7/17/2015 8:27:03 PM] Ms. Bimbo: HAMM add me in
[7/17/2015 8:30:46 PM] *** Call from Ms. Bimbo ***
[7/17/2015 8:31:00 PM] *** Call ended, duration 00:14 ***
[7/18/2015 8:32:00 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/18/2015 10:12:55 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi hamm
[7/19/2015 3:04:09 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/19/2015 3:05:17 PM] *** Missed call from Ms. Bimbo. ***
[7/19/2015 3:16:13 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hamm
[7/19/2015 4:07:12 PM] *** Missed call from Ms. Bimbo. ***
[7/19/2015 4:07:19 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hamm
[7/19/2015 4:56:11 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/19/2015 5:17:43 PM] *** Missed call from Ms. Bimbo. ***
[7/19/2015 5:38:37 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hamm
[7/19/2015 9:56:51 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/19/2015 10:11:51 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Ok
[7/19/2015 10:20:20 PM] Ms. Bimbo: What happened
[7/19/2015 10:53:34 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/20/2015 9:54:05 AM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/20/2015 6:33:55 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/20/2015 7:53:16 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/20/2015 10:26:00 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi HAMM
[7/21/2015 9:47:46 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
As you can see at this point she hasn't left me alone for a single day. At this point I got sick of her thrusting two letter words my way. Anyway I decided to give her a piece of my mind.[7/16/2015 10:22:59 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/17/2015 1:43:58 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/17/2015 2:02:13 PM] Ms. Bimbo: HAMM
[7/17/2015 2:08:51 PM] *** Missed call from Ms. Bimbo. ***
[7/17/2015 3:22:48 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/17/2015 7:28:37 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/17/2015 8:26:23 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Add me in
[7/17/2015 8:27:03 PM] Ms. Bimbo: HAMM add me in
[7/17/2015 8:30:46 PM] *** Call from Ms. Bimbo ***
[7/17/2015 8:31:00 PM] *** Call ended, duration 00:14 ***
[7/18/2015 8:32:00 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/18/2015 10:12:55 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi hamm
[7/19/2015 3:04:09 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/19/2015 3:05:17 PM] *** Missed call from Ms. Bimbo. ***
[7/19/2015 3:16:13 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hamm
[7/19/2015 4:07:12 PM] *** Missed call from Ms. Bimbo. ***
[7/19/2015 4:07:19 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hamm
[7/19/2015 4:56:11 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/19/2015 5:17:43 PM] *** Missed call from Ms. Bimbo. ***
[7/19/2015 5:38:37 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hamm
[7/19/2015 9:56:51 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/19/2015 10:11:51 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Ok
[7/19/2015 10:20:20 PM] Ms. Bimbo: What happened
[7/19/2015 10:53:34 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/20/2015 9:54:05 AM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/20/2015 6:33:55 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/20/2015 7:53:16 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/20/2015 10:26:00 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi HAMM
[7/21/2015 9:47:46 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
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[7/22/2015 11:48:05 AM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/22/2015 2:38:21 PM] professorHAMM: WHY IS IT ONLY HI WITH YOU?
[7/22/2015 2:38:50 PM] professorHAMM: are you really that insipid?
[7/22/2015 3:09:03 PM] Ms. Bimbo: What?
[7/22/2015 3:09:53 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I just like saying hi
[7/22/2015 3:16:51 PM] Ms. Bimbo: And no I trying talking to you guys
[7/22/2015 3:20:39 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hamm
[7/22/2015 6:05:03 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hey
[7/22/2015 6:07:15 PM] professorHAMM: wuddup
[7/22/2015 6:08:58 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Nothing
[7/22/2015 6:09:06 PM] Ms. Bimbo: What are you doing
[7/22/2015 6:15:18 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hamm
[7/22/2015 6:16:00 PM] professorHAMM: Not much right now. just watching youtube and waiting for food to be delivered
[7/22/2015 6:16:17 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I'm talking to Mariam
[7/22/2015 6:16:48 PM] professorHAMM: okay
[7/22/2015 6:17:02 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I'm bored
[7/22/2015 6:18:33 PM] professorHAMM: You wan't me to do something about it or something?
[7/22/2015 6:19:13 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Talking helps
[7/22/2015 6:25:55 PM] Ms. Bimbo: What food are you waiting for
[7/22/2015 9:32:20 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hey
[7/22/2015 2:38:21 PM] professorHAMM: WHY IS IT ONLY HI WITH YOU?
[7/22/2015 2:38:50 PM] professorHAMM: are you really that insipid?
[7/22/2015 3:09:03 PM] Ms. Bimbo: What?
[7/22/2015 3:09:53 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I just like saying hi
[7/22/2015 3:16:51 PM] Ms. Bimbo: And no I trying talking to you guys
[7/22/2015 3:20:39 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hamm
[7/22/2015 6:05:03 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hey
[7/22/2015 6:07:15 PM] professorHAMM: wuddup
[7/22/2015 6:08:58 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Nothing
[7/22/2015 6:09:06 PM] Ms. Bimbo: What are you doing
[7/22/2015 6:15:18 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hamm
[7/22/2015 6:16:00 PM] professorHAMM: Not much right now. just watching youtube and waiting for food to be delivered
[7/22/2015 6:16:17 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I'm talking to Mariam
[7/22/2015 6:16:48 PM] professorHAMM: okay
[7/22/2015 6:17:02 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I'm bored
[7/22/2015 6:18:33 PM] professorHAMM: You wan't me to do something about it or something?
[7/22/2015 6:19:13 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Talking helps
[7/22/2015 6:25:55 PM] Ms. Bimbo: What food are you waiting for
[7/22/2015 9:32:20 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hey
Why don't you just eat me, it might keep you quiet for a bit.
BOOOOORRRING!
At least my retaliation scared her away for a few days.
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[7/23/2015 10:12:31 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/25/2015 10:29:09 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hey
[7/25/2015 10:29:09 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hey
Boy, that got her to cut back and even skip a day. Then this happened...
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[7/26/2015 10:43:57 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Hi
[7/26/2015 10:45:35 PM] professorHAMM: hi
[7/26/2015 10:47:33 PM] Ms. Bimbo: How are you
[7/26/2015 10:49:57 PM] professorHAMM: im good how are you
[7/26/2015 10:50:32 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Good,What are you doing
[7/26/2015 10:51:17 PM] professorHAMM: typing onthe keyboard
[7/26/2015 10:51:30 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I'm listening to music
[7/26/2015 10:52:09 PM] professorHAMM: cool,now im clicking my mouse
[7/26/2015 10:52:24 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I have to go to my dad's tomorrow in Kansas
[7/26/2015 10:53:05 PM] professorHAMM: ooh, thats far away
[7/26/2015 10:53:31 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Sorta,I'm going to be gone for a month
[7/26/2015 10:54:11 PM] professorHAMM: oooh,thats a long time
[7/26/2015 10:54:36 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Yeah,and I will be 2 hours ahead
[7/26/2015 10:55:17 PM] professorHAMM: better than being 2 hours behind :(
[7/26/2015 10:55:42 PM] professorHAMM: I hate our time zone
[7/26/2015 10:58:20 PM] Ms. Bimbo: No,so like right,over in Kansas right now it's almost 1 am
[7/26/2015 10:58:56 PM] professorHAMM: I know, we suck. I wish it was 1 am here
[7/26/2015 11:00:03 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I hate my dad,I wish I never met him
[7/26/2015 11:03:15 PM] professorHAMM: I hate my dad but I never met him
[7/26/2015 11:03:30 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Your lucky
[7/26/2015 11:05:23 PM] professorHAMM: why
[7/26/2015 11:05:55 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Me and my dad have a bad history to where I wish he was dead
[7/26/2015 11:11:24 PM] professorHAMM: I have a bad history in my browser and if anyone found it, id be dead
[7/26/2015 11:11:42 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Mmm
[7/26/2015 11:12:13 PM] Ms. Bimbo: How was your day
[7/26/2015 11:12:29 PM] professorHAMM: do you happen to like M&M's?
[7/26/2015 11:12:35 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Yes
[7/26/2015 11:13:37 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Why
[7/26/2015 11:13:55 PM] professorHAMM: awsome,I like like the peanute kind
[7/26/2015 11:14:18 PM] Ms. Bimbo: M&M's are good
[7/26/2015 11:15:45 PM] professorHAMM: whats your favorite kind? peanute butter or plain?
[7/26/2015 11:16:03 PM] professorHAMM: OH! have you had the almound ones?
[7/26/2015 11:16:18 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Peanut butter,and yes I have
[7/26/2015 11:17:17 PM] professorHAMM: Have you ever had M&M wars?
[7/26/2015 11:17:41 PM] Ms. Bimbo: No
[7/26/2015 11:18:27 PM] professorHAMM: It's were you squish 2 M&M's between your fingers to see witch one survives
[7/26/2015 11:18:37 PM] professorHAMM: And then you eat the loser
[7/26/2015 11:19:14 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Oh
[7/26/2015 11:21:41 PM] professorHAMM: just like this
[7/26/2015 11:21:44 PM] professorHAMM:
[7/26/2015 11:21:48 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Have you ever had a near death experience
[7/26/2015 11:24:43 PM] professorHAMM: you watched the video yet?
[7/26/2015 11:26:39 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I am right now
[7/26/2015 11:27:53 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Wow
[7/26/2015 11:28:44 PM] professorHAMM: Have you ever done that?
[7/26/2015 11:29:20 PM] Ms. Bimbo: No
[7/26/2015 11:30:00 PM] professorHAMM: You should sometime, it makes eating M&M's a total blast!
[7/26/2015 11:30:10 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Ok
[7/26/2015 11:31:54 PM] Ms. Bimbo: How many times have you done it
[7/26/2015 11:32:40 PM] professorHAMM: More than I can count, but I had to sing the music last time I did it though
[7/26/2015 11:33:32 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Oh
[7/26/2015 11:33:47 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I have to go to bed,talk to you later,bye
[7/26/2015 11:34:05 PM] professorHAMM: ok,bye
[7/26/2015 10:45:35 PM] professorHAMM: hi
[7/26/2015 10:47:33 PM] Ms. Bimbo: How are you
[7/26/2015 10:49:57 PM] professorHAMM: im good how are you
[7/26/2015 10:50:32 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Good,What are you doing
[7/26/2015 10:51:17 PM] professorHAMM: typing onthe keyboard
[7/26/2015 10:51:30 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I'm listening to music
[7/26/2015 10:52:09 PM] professorHAMM: cool,now im clicking my mouse
[7/26/2015 10:52:24 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I have to go to my dad's tomorrow in Kansas
[7/26/2015 10:53:05 PM] professorHAMM: ooh, thats far away
[7/26/2015 10:53:31 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Sorta,I'm going to be gone for a month
[7/26/2015 10:54:11 PM] professorHAMM: oooh,thats a long time
[7/26/2015 10:54:36 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Yeah,and I will be 2 hours ahead
[7/26/2015 10:55:17 PM] professorHAMM: better than being 2 hours behind :(
[7/26/2015 10:55:42 PM] professorHAMM: I hate our time zone
[7/26/2015 10:58:20 PM] Ms. Bimbo: No,so like right,over in Kansas right now it's almost 1 am
[7/26/2015 10:58:56 PM] professorHAMM: I know, we suck. I wish it was 1 am here
[7/26/2015 11:00:03 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I hate my dad,I wish I never met him
[7/26/2015 11:03:15 PM] professorHAMM: I hate my dad but I never met him
[7/26/2015 11:03:30 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Your lucky
[7/26/2015 11:05:23 PM] professorHAMM: why
[7/26/2015 11:05:55 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Me and my dad have a bad history to where I wish he was dead
[7/26/2015 11:11:24 PM] professorHAMM: I have a bad history in my browser and if anyone found it, id be dead
[7/26/2015 11:11:42 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Mmm
[7/26/2015 11:12:13 PM] Ms. Bimbo: How was your day
[7/26/2015 11:12:29 PM] professorHAMM: do you happen to like M&M's?
[7/26/2015 11:12:35 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Yes
[7/26/2015 11:13:37 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Why
[7/26/2015 11:13:55 PM] professorHAMM: awsome,I like like the peanute kind
[7/26/2015 11:14:18 PM] Ms. Bimbo: M&M's are good
[7/26/2015 11:15:45 PM] professorHAMM: whats your favorite kind? peanute butter or plain?
[7/26/2015 11:16:03 PM] professorHAMM: OH! have you had the almound ones?
[7/26/2015 11:16:18 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Peanut butter,and yes I have
[7/26/2015 11:17:17 PM] professorHAMM: Have you ever had M&M wars?
[7/26/2015 11:17:41 PM] Ms. Bimbo: No
[7/26/2015 11:18:27 PM] professorHAMM: It's were you squish 2 M&M's between your fingers to see witch one survives
[7/26/2015 11:18:37 PM] professorHAMM: And then you eat the loser
[7/26/2015 11:19:14 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Oh
[7/26/2015 11:21:41 PM] professorHAMM: just like this
[7/26/2015 11:21:44 PM] professorHAMM:
Sick vid
[7/26/2015 11:21:48 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Have you ever had a near death experience
[7/26/2015 11:24:43 PM] professorHAMM: you watched the video yet?
[7/26/2015 11:26:39 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I am right now
[7/26/2015 11:27:53 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Wow
[7/26/2015 11:28:44 PM] professorHAMM: Have you ever done that?
[7/26/2015 11:29:20 PM] Ms. Bimbo: No
[7/26/2015 11:30:00 PM] professorHAMM: You should sometime, it makes eating M&M's a total blast!
[7/26/2015 11:30:10 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Ok
[7/26/2015 11:31:54 PM] Ms. Bimbo: How many times have you done it
[7/26/2015 11:32:40 PM] professorHAMM: More than I can count, but I had to sing the music last time I did it though
[7/26/2015 11:33:32 PM] Ms. Bimbo: Oh
[7/26/2015 11:33:47 PM] Ms. Bimbo: I have to go to bed,talk to you later,bye
[7/26/2015 11:34:05 PM] professorHAMM: ok,bye
So to summarize, this girl met me two weeks ago, and went from basic conversation to wishing death on her parents. WOW.
User
jeff is wizlord said:
Marvelous pigs in satin.
I feel like this lacks the context so I'll provide it...
Sick vid
the bit is sadly incomplete, here's the final
"They were doing two shows and she
Had a high fever and he took
Off a piece of her ear and
Tip Little told her she should
Leave the bum
But Poodle said, "He fetched me
Last time I run."
But I'd like to hammer this ring into a bullet
And I wish I had some whiskey and a gun
My dear
And I wish I had some whiskey and a gun"
I seem to have lost my earlier alpobert or else I'd add "Some whiskey and a gun" to my W.
User
Dear journal, today I went into the city and saw _ for the first time!
User
being bred in captivity
refusing any help
needing one more inch
my father's example
the Army
a tard
you, ya dirty bum
"sexy kitty" mode
my unwanted child
a dog head
my first time
smiling, happy people
my DNA
a tacky, god-awful facelift
In this 15th century painting, _ is represented by a man with _ for a head.
Fixes: capitalize Army, card 2360 "on thing"
Possible update: Single white female seeking long term relationship, if you're into _, get to the front of the line!
refusing any help
needing one more inch
my father's example
the Army
a tard
you, ya dirty bum
"sexy kitty" mode
my unwanted child
a dog head
my first time
smiling, happy people
my DNA
a tacky, god-awful facelift
In this 15th century painting, _ is represented by a man with _ for a head.
Fixes: capitalize Army, card 2360 "on thing"
Possible update: Single white female seeking long term relationship, if you're into _, get to the front of the line!
User
New rules!
No more round time or abandon time on the create-game page.
Slow-start mode is ALWAYS on.
Card-playing phase:
If the Czar leaves, and is gone for around 30 seconds, a new Czar will be chosen automatically.
Every time someone moves a card, the clock goes back to at least T-minus 5 seconds. This helps you change your cards around at the last moment without as much risk.
Card-reading phase:
Every time the Czar reveals a card(s), the clock goes back to one minute remaining.
The round can be abandoned if the clock ever reaches zero.
Revealed cards from the Czar are automatically selected and filled in on the black card for all players.
No more round time or abandon time on the create-game page.
Slow-start mode is ALWAYS on.
Card-playing phase:
If the Czar leaves, and is gone for around 30 seconds, a new Czar will be chosen automatically.
Every time someone moves a card, the clock goes back to at least T-minus 5 seconds. This helps you change your cards around at the last moment without as much risk.
Card-reading phase:
Every time the Czar reveals a card(s), the clock goes back to one minute remaining.
The round can be abandoned if the clock ever reaches zero.
Revealed cards from the Czar are automatically selected and filled in on the black card for all players.
Truck
User
A lot of my dreams lately have just been super incoherent, to the point where I can barely even remember them because there's nothing to organize them, so I'll submit the dream I had last night because it actually had a story.
I had a dream that I was working out of my house as a freelance movie reviewer. The trouble with this is that the studios would send me promotional materials all the time for their movies and each one of the movies was absolutely terrible. At the beginning of the dream, I was waking up to find a small animatronic doll having wandered into my room and begun staring at me as part of the promotional material for a movie that was a blatant Child's Play rip-off. I ignored it, thinking to myself, "okay, this doesn't work anymore because everyone acknowledges now that dolls are creepy and to be avoided. Video games, movies, TV series, everyone has exploited the evil doll thing now. It's no longer scary!"
With that I went downstairs and turned on a pre-screening copy of another horror movie called Magic Poncho (yes, that was the name of it). The plot of it was that this woman owned a cursed poncho (it was actually more of a bathrobe, but that's how stupid this movie was) and whenever she put it on, everyone around her would immediately start to have blank emotional expressions and then she'd experience a weird adrenaline surge and black out after a short period of time, not remembering anything, but waking up wearing the poncho and covered in spatters of blood and mud. I watched this for a while until I just started screaming at the TV, "STOP PUTTING ON THE PONCHO! YOU KNOW YOU'RE BLACKING OUT! YOU DON'T EVEN NEED THE PONCHO! IT'S INDOORS AND YOU ARE STILL WEARING THE PONCHO! WHAT THE HELL?" at which point my rage woke me up.
I still fucking hate that poncho.
I had a dream that I was working out of my house as a freelance movie reviewer. The trouble with this is that the studios would send me promotional materials all the time for their movies and each one of the movies was absolutely terrible. At the beginning of the dream, I was waking up to find a small animatronic doll having wandered into my room and begun staring at me as part of the promotional material for a movie that was a blatant Child's Play rip-off. I ignored it, thinking to myself, "okay, this doesn't work anymore because everyone acknowledges now that dolls are creepy and to be avoided. Video games, movies, TV series, everyone has exploited the evil doll thing now. It's no longer scary!"
With that I went downstairs and turned on a pre-screening copy of another horror movie called Magic Poncho (yes, that was the name of it). The plot of it was that this woman owned a cursed poncho (it was actually more of a bathrobe, but that's how stupid this movie was) and whenever she put it on, everyone around her would immediately start to have blank emotional expressions and then she'd experience a weird adrenaline surge and black out after a short period of time, not remembering anything, but waking up wearing the poncho and covered in spatters of blood and mud. I watched this for a while until I just started screaming at the TV, "STOP PUTTING ON THE PONCHO! YOU KNOW YOU'RE BLACKING OUT! YOU DON'T EVEN NEED THE PONCHO! IT'S INDOORS AND YOU ARE STILL WEARING THE PONCHO! WHAT THE HELL?" at which point my rage woke me up.
I still fucking hate that poncho.
User
Black Cards:
- your mother is at a funeral for _____.
- ... and I ended up using _____ as leverage to fire _____ off like a catapult!
- 3 most parts of a time machine; _____, _____, and _____.
- Man cannot live on _____ alone.
- I'm an old man, and I've fallen over, but its alright, because I got _____ and I'm listening to _____.
- Dear Justin Bieber, please make your next song based on _____.
White cards:
- the finest quality home grown grass
- getting drunk on milk and skittles
- instant regret
- a dalek with Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice
- hitting an exploding barrel with a crowbar
- a hippo monkey wolf owl
- a taste testing robot that can only tell the difference between petrol and cheese
- falling into a river of moving cats
- your mother is at a funeral for _____.
- ... and I ended up using _____ as leverage to fire _____ off like a catapult!
- 3 most parts of a time machine; _____, _____, and _____.
- Man cannot live on _____ alone.
- I'm an old man, and I've fallen over, but its alright, because I got _____ and I'm listening to _____.
- Dear Justin Bieber, please make your next song based on _____.
White cards:
- the finest quality home grown grass
- getting drunk on milk and skittles
- instant regret
- a dalek with Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice
- hitting an exploding barrel with a crowbar
- a hippo monkey wolf owl
- a taste testing robot that can only tell the difference between petrol and cheese
- falling into a river of moving cats
User
Black Cards: (tested)
- _____ brought 100,000 Jews to Palestine.
- _____ is my sisters desktop picture.
- Ha! You have activated my trap card! "_____!" You are now cursed with _____ until the end of the game!
- TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE! In this corner, _____, and in this corner, _____. Fight!
- The Pope holds the title _____ of Rome, which signifies his direct tie to _____.
- Alice in _____.
- I can't fit in my uniform no more because I of my addiction to ham sandwiches and reece's pieces, but its alright, at least I sound like _____.
- Would you pu-pu-pu-pick up _____?
- My full name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu _____ Akon Thiam
White Cards:
- a swarm of radioactive explosive birds that can only be damaged by coat hangers
- a self destruct button hidden in a jammy dodger
- that amazing joke you always forget
- squealing 6 to 10 year old Call of Duty players that say your hacking whenever you kill them and never shut the hell up
- Nyan Cats sparkly barf
- The Never Ending Story the movie (spoiler, its only 46 hours long)
- saying everything in Morgan Freeman's voice
- people that don't understand Skype, but understand texting just fine
- 11,267 lucky paper cranes made from used sticky-notes
- Barney running with a mini-nuke
- an imaginary bagel full of love and "cream cheese"
- a Wii U that constantly dispenses baloney
- _____ brought 100,000 Jews to Palestine.
- _____ is my sisters desktop picture.
- Ha! You have activated my trap card! "_____!" You are now cursed with _____ until the end of the game!
- TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE! In this corner, _____, and in this corner, _____. Fight!
- The Pope holds the title _____ of Rome, which signifies his direct tie to _____.
- Alice in _____.
- I can't fit in my uniform no more because I of my addiction to ham sandwiches and reece's pieces, but its alright, at least I sound like _____.
- Would you pu-pu-pu-pick up _____?
- My full name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu _____ Akon Thiam
White Cards:
- a swarm of radioactive explosive birds that can only be damaged by coat hangers
- a self destruct button hidden in a jammy dodger
- that amazing joke you always forget
- squealing 6 to 10 year old Call of Duty players that say your hacking whenever you kill them and never shut the hell up
- Nyan Cats sparkly barf
- The Never Ending Story the movie (spoiler, its only 46 hours long)
- saying everything in Morgan Freeman's voice
- people that don't understand Skype, but understand texting just fine
- 11,267 lucky paper cranes made from used sticky-notes
- Barney running with a mini-nuke
- an imaginary bagel full of love and "cream cheese"
- a Wii U that constantly dispenses baloney
User
I do definitely like having a large variety of cards, so hopefully our stock will keep growing over time.
The most important thing is for people to test their cards here:
http://superjer.com/forum/sah/test10.php
Just give your cards a whirl. If they don't knock your socks off, tinker with them or try something else. Testing also makes it pretty obvious when the grammar isn't quite working out.
Also: gourmet drinking chocolate
The most important thing is for people to test their cards here:
http://superjer.com/forum/sah/test10.php
Just give your cards a whirl. If they don't knock your socks off, tinker with them or try something else. Testing also makes it pretty obvious when the grammar isn't quite working out.
Also: gourmet drinking chocolate
User
Black Cards:
In the new Dead Rising game, you can now combine _____ with _____ to create a new weapon.
That time you go to get a midnight snack and you see _____ in your fridge, but your too tired to notice it wriggling.
Selling off _____, blended and dried, as a hard drug.
Starfox! Do _____!
throwing a knife at your enemy only for it to miss and hit _____ instead.
tis' but a _____.
White Cards:
a loose Keter ranked SCP
grilled Mormons
the Broble (AKA JonTron's bible)
a purple marmoset
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You! (Illuminati sound)
In the new Dead Rising game, you can now combine _____ with _____ to create a new weapon.
That time you go to get a midnight snack and you see _____ in your fridge, but your too tired to notice it wriggling.
Selling off _____, blended and dried, as a hard drug.
Starfox! Do _____!
throwing a knife at your enemy only for it to miss and hit _____ instead.
tis' but a _____.
White Cards:
a loose Keter ranked SCP
grilled Mormons
the Broble (AKA JonTron's bible)
a purple marmoset
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You! (Illuminati sound)
User
NatureJay said:
Must have slipped my mind. I was just trying to make some stupid shit I said in your stream last night into a viable black card.
OK. Well. Try harder next time?
Truck
User
This was a fun one:
I was in a high school. Some law had been passed requiring all people between the ages of 18 and 30 to go back to high school for another year so they could qualify for some government established college. USLC I think they called it. I was in a large circular classroom and everyone inside was being belligerent to the teacher, including me.
I remember shouting, "I already graduated high school. Why do I have to graduate again?"
The teacher smirked and said, "This mandated year of high school is required to get in to USLC."
I responded with, "I don't care. I already have a career."
I gave him a very pointed look. He didn't like that much. More students starting getting up and voicing their opinions very loudly. One of them was dressed in what he must have thought was a grunge rocker look, but mostly it looked like he forgot how pants and shirts work. He wore spiked or studded stuff all over. Neck, waist, wrists, even his ankles. He and the teacher started arguing about something. The teacher suddenly drew his hand back as if he were about to punch the kid. I was about to get up to stop him when the school alarm sounded.
The PA screeched to life and a voice was heard, "Students, please evacuate the school immediately. There has been an intrusion on campus. Repeat, please evacuate the school immediately."
Apparently this announcement wasn't enough to instill a sense of urgency in everyone. Everyone in the room took several moments to collect their things and then proceeded to leisurely stroll out of the classroom. I grabbed one of the students by the hand, apparently I recognized him, and sprinted away from the school. We were almost off the campus and onto the main road when we heard the screams. Then we heard the laughter. Twisted, sickening, diabolical laughter. The people walking out of the school were suddenly stampeding, tripping and kicking each other in an effort a little farther ahead of the next person. My friend and I made it all the way to the main road and took off to the left towards a row of cars. There was a semi parked there for some reason. We heard a loud buzzing noise like a robotic wasp.
"It's him!" shouted my friend.
Almost on queue, I saw a pitch black compact car turn the corner and head straight for us. We retreated underneath the semi and waited for the car to pass. It stopped right in front of the semi and the driver killed the engine. Two pairs of feet hit the pavement; one set large and wearing very expensive business shoes. The second set of feet were tiny, childlike, wearing what looked like ballet slippers in a soft blue. I heard someone whispering then the feet began walking back towards the car and disappeared behind it. A man came screaming towards the semi we were hiding under. He was gibbering and tripping all over himself. He immediately climbed into the driver seat of the semi.
I climbed up into the passenger seat and tried to pull him away from the steering wheel shouting, "Wait, stop!"
It was the teacher from earlier. Before either of us could react, a spike went straight through the wall directly behind the man's head, right through his skull, and out his left eye socket. Streamers popped out and the teacher was dead. I don't mean streamers of blood either. Literal, actual streamers popped out of his eye. Party streamers even. Maybe my brain was censoring the violence? The pair of feet I saw earlier belonged to the murderer of the teacher. A tiny girl dressed in a ballet outfit complete with a little plastic tiara. By this point, my friend had climbed out from under the semi and was getting into the car with me.
I looked over at the corpse of the teacher and all I could think to say was, "I guess we don't have any homework tonight."
I pulled his body out of the car and sat down. I heard small laughter behind me and ducked. A second and a half later, the spike shot through the wall behind me where my neck had been. It was the demon child. She screamed in delight and starting shoving the spike through the wall several times. I climbed off the seat and under the dashboard to escape her attacks. She laughed giddily and suddenly she was on my left. The murderous girl was still holding the spike in her hand and she thrust it at me through the open driver's side door. Her movement was sluggish and I managed to slam the door on her arm, pinning her there. I wrestled the spike from her tiny hand and tossed it on the middle seat. My friend scrambled into the passenger seat and slammed his door shut. I kicked my door open, knocking the demon child over. Her arm turned to sand and fell away from her body. She screamed and charged at me. I shut the door just in time and locked it as she crashed against it. As I climbed out from under the dashboard and into the driver's seat I saw a man grinning widely at me just outside of my vision. The owner of the expensive looking loafers. There were keys in the ignition of the truck but turning them was producing a whirring noise and the engine refused to start. The man grinned wider until I thought the sides of his mouth would rip. Behind us, I could hear more of that terrible laughter and screaming. A horde of people were walking towards us and none them looked at all friendly. The little girl began throwing herself at the door and the man was walking towards me, his footsteps slow and torturous.
"Wait here, I'll fix it!" my friend exclaimed as he climbed out of the truck.
I heard some weird whirring noises then his voice, "Try it now!"
I frantically turned the key as the girl bashed herself against the door again. I thought I saw the door begin to cave in. The engine struggled for a few moments then suddenly jumped to life. My friend scrambled into the passenger side again and was about to shut the door when a pair of hands grabbed onto his arm. I grabbed hold of his waist and pulled hard. The hands trying to pull him out of the car were too strong. I heard something pop in his shoulder and he cried out in agony. I picked up the spike with my free hand from the seat next to me and stabbed it through one of the hands. Something screamed in fury and pain and the hands retreated. Through his pain, he managed to slam the door shut with his good arm. His face was pale and he was breathing heavily. His arm looked like it had been pulled out of its socket. No time to worry about it now, it would hurt like hell but he would live until we were safe enough to set it. I hit the gas and the truck lurched forward. The man was almost at the door now, still grinning like a maniac and holding a scalpel. I pushed the gas pedal as far as it would go and we took off down the road. In the left side view mirror, I could see the man was no longer smiling. I had managed to run over the little demon child in my efforts to escape. Her body immediately disintegrated and left behind a pile of sand. That's where it ended.
I was in a high school. Some law had been passed requiring all people between the ages of 18 and 30 to go back to high school for another year so they could qualify for some government established college. USLC I think they called it. I was in a large circular classroom and everyone inside was being belligerent to the teacher, including me.
I remember shouting, "I already graduated high school. Why do I have to graduate again?"
The teacher smirked and said, "This mandated year of high school is required to get in to USLC."
I responded with, "I don't care. I already have a career."
I gave him a very pointed look. He didn't like that much. More students starting getting up and voicing their opinions very loudly. One of them was dressed in what he must have thought was a grunge rocker look, but mostly it looked like he forgot how pants and shirts work. He wore spiked or studded stuff all over. Neck, waist, wrists, even his ankles. He and the teacher started arguing about something. The teacher suddenly drew his hand back as if he were about to punch the kid. I was about to get up to stop him when the school alarm sounded.
The PA screeched to life and a voice was heard, "Students, please evacuate the school immediately. There has been an intrusion on campus. Repeat, please evacuate the school immediately."
Apparently this announcement wasn't enough to instill a sense of urgency in everyone. Everyone in the room took several moments to collect their things and then proceeded to leisurely stroll out of the classroom. I grabbed one of the students by the hand, apparently I recognized him, and sprinted away from the school. We were almost off the campus and onto the main road when we heard the screams. Then we heard the laughter. Twisted, sickening, diabolical laughter. The people walking out of the school were suddenly stampeding, tripping and kicking each other in an effort a little farther ahead of the next person. My friend and I made it all the way to the main road and took off to the left towards a row of cars. There was a semi parked there for some reason. We heard a loud buzzing noise like a robotic wasp.
"It's him!" shouted my friend.
Almost on queue, I saw a pitch black compact car turn the corner and head straight for us. We retreated underneath the semi and waited for the car to pass. It stopped right in front of the semi and the driver killed the engine. Two pairs of feet hit the pavement; one set large and wearing very expensive business shoes. The second set of feet were tiny, childlike, wearing what looked like ballet slippers in a soft blue. I heard someone whispering then the feet began walking back towards the car and disappeared behind it. A man came screaming towards the semi we were hiding under. He was gibbering and tripping all over himself. He immediately climbed into the driver seat of the semi.
I climbed up into the passenger seat and tried to pull him away from the steering wheel shouting, "Wait, stop!"
It was the teacher from earlier. Before either of us could react, a spike went straight through the wall directly behind the man's head, right through his skull, and out his left eye socket. Streamers popped out and the teacher was dead. I don't mean streamers of blood either. Literal, actual streamers popped out of his eye. Party streamers even. Maybe my brain was censoring the violence? The pair of feet I saw earlier belonged to the murderer of the teacher. A tiny girl dressed in a ballet outfit complete with a little plastic tiara. By this point, my friend had climbed out from under the semi and was getting into the car with me.
I looked over at the corpse of the teacher and all I could think to say was, "I guess we don't have any homework tonight."
I pulled his body out of the car and sat down. I heard small laughter behind me and ducked. A second and a half later, the spike shot through the wall behind me where my neck had been. It was the demon child. She screamed in delight and starting shoving the spike through the wall several times. I climbed off the seat and under the dashboard to escape her attacks. She laughed giddily and suddenly she was on my left. The murderous girl was still holding the spike in her hand and she thrust it at me through the open driver's side door. Her movement was sluggish and I managed to slam the door on her arm, pinning her there. I wrestled the spike from her tiny hand and tossed it on the middle seat. My friend scrambled into the passenger seat and slammed his door shut. I kicked my door open, knocking the demon child over. Her arm turned to sand and fell away from her body. She screamed and charged at me. I shut the door just in time and locked it as she crashed against it. As I climbed out from under the dashboard and into the driver's seat I saw a man grinning widely at me just outside of my vision. The owner of the expensive looking loafers. There were keys in the ignition of the truck but turning them was producing a whirring noise and the engine refused to start. The man grinned wider until I thought the sides of his mouth would rip. Behind us, I could hear more of that terrible laughter and screaming. A horde of people were walking towards us and none them looked at all friendly. The little girl began throwing herself at the door and the man was walking towards me, his footsteps slow and torturous.
"Wait here, I'll fix it!" my friend exclaimed as he climbed out of the truck.
I heard some weird whirring noises then his voice, "Try it now!"
I frantically turned the key as the girl bashed herself against the door again. I thought I saw the door begin to cave in. The engine struggled for a few moments then suddenly jumped to life. My friend scrambled into the passenger side again and was about to shut the door when a pair of hands grabbed onto his arm. I grabbed hold of his waist and pulled hard. The hands trying to pull him out of the car were too strong. I heard something pop in his shoulder and he cried out in agony. I picked up the spike with my free hand from the seat next to me and stabbed it through one of the hands. Something screamed in fury and pain and the hands retreated. Through his pain, he managed to slam the door shut with his good arm. His face was pale and he was breathing heavily. His arm looked like it had been pulled out of its socket. No time to worry about it now, it would hurt like hell but he would live until we were safe enough to set it. I hit the gas and the truck lurched forward. The man was almost at the door now, still grinning like a maniac and holding a scalpel. I pushed the gas pedal as far as it would go and we took off down the road. In the left side view mirror, I could see the man was no longer smiling. I had managed to run over the little demon child in my efforts to escape. Her body immediately disintegrated and left behind a pile of sand. That's where it ended.
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Poking all the little bugs
Taking time off your hands
A coarse wind (courtesy of Timlund)
Ball peeking
Chafing jeans
Poking all the little bugs
Taking time off your hands
A coarse wind (courtesy of Timlund)
Ball peeking
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Here's a little thing I wrote about a nightmare that I couldn't get out of my head. I made it a wile ago but forgot about it until now. Enjoy, or don't.
Nathan Jenkins
2 – 25 – 15
That Nightmare
How bad are your nightmares? What are they about? Gore, isolation, small places, monsters… there are many horrifying categories. Well I’ll bet you they’re not like this. If you aren’t good with gory thoughts then for the love of god don’t read this. Got it? Good. Then let’s begin. Yesterday night I had nightmare, but this was like nothing like I had seen or even thought up before. It looked like I was watching through a medium quality cam - quarter. It took place in a school, but it was not mine. I remember four scenes, one person in each. All of them were kids about 13 -15. They were wearing blue school uniforms. I will now tell you how it started. Earlier that day I had watched a popular youtuber talk about how people that knew who he was walked up to him and talked to him and gave him presents and letters. He talked about how he was honored to receive that kind of treatment. Well, I dreamed about that video and then stopped seeing it. If I saw anything at all after the video cut out I don’t remember it. But I do remember a girl starting to talk, like she was narrating a letter to that person. She talked about how much she liked to watch him on YouTube for a while. It was actually kind of touching. And then everything went wrong.
The girl’s voice doubled like two or three people reading from the same script. I started seeing empty classrooms through that cam – quarter view I was talking about. At first I felt suspicion and confusion about what I was seeing as the “screen” flipped through cameras in different classrooms, and then I felt undeniable, crippling fear for no reason. Then I saw her. The “screen” flipped to a camera in a classroom with no people in it, except for a single girl writing on a piece of paper. I immediately assumed this was the girl writing the letter and I was hearing her say it in her head as she wrote it. The voices were still talking. Then a long hanging light directly above her head silently came off its wires and started floating down very, very slowly even though it was still turned on. I didn’t hear it unbolt, but I noticed it alright, and so did the girl. As soon as she somehow realized the light was moving the voices stopped immediately and the girl looked up in surprise. The light just floated there as she examined it. Even though it was at least a yard and a half above her she slowly reached up towards it. She didn’t reach it of course but her hand just hung there for a few moments as if she was reaching out to a lover, wanting them to hold her hand in theirs. Suddenly the light shot down so fast I didn’t see it until it landed on her head so hard it broke the chair and her body fell to the ground. The light smashed strait though the desk and hit her body. I heard the crack of bones and looked at her head, wondering why she was just laying there. I didn’t see any blood on the ground, so it didn’t smash her brain. I then realized that the impact must have snapped her neck and had killed her instantly. As whatever was controlling the light continued to attempt to crush her body more and I assumed to draw blood, the “screen” switched to a different camera, as if bored with the carnage.
The camera I was now looking out of was in another empty classroom, but was in a different place, somewhere in the front of the room, possibly behind the teacher’s desk. I had no idea if this was at a different time or just after I watched the first horrifying event. Before I had a chance to think about what I had just witnessed, a boy in the hall outside the room walked by the open door, completely unaware of what was about to happen. I was still feeling more scared than I had felt in the entirety of the nearly fifteen years of my life. Everything was completely silent, even the boy’s footsteps. At least that is until the head of a small lamp flew across the room quite fast and relocated the boy’s brain and skull. There was a lot less blood on the wall than I would expect. The boy was, of course, completely limp and had a blood splattered hole in his head. As I watched these events I wasn’t even thinking anything, just watching, unable to do anything, I couldn’t even blink. I wondered if I even had a body. These thoughts didn’t help with the fear. All of this crossed my mind in a few milliseconds as the “screen” switched to a different camera.
The camera I was now looking out of was in a classroom similar to the first. It was in relatively in the same position but looking in a different direction: straight ahead to the front of the room. It was also empty until a person walked in (I couldn’t tell if it was a boy or a girl) and strolled to the front of the classroom behind the teacher’s desk. The “screen” flipped to a closer camera to get a better look at them as something small flew towards them and hit them in the back of the knee. They fell to a quick kneel in shock and pain and confusion just before the teacher’s desk flew at them with no warning, slammed into them and pressed them to the wall rather hard, keeping them pinned down. They suddenly let out a high-pitched scream of what I now assume to be either pain or fear. They sat there for a full second screaming until the head of the projector camera shot at bullet speed at the kid’s head and suddenly replaced what used to be their brain. They went limp, letting their head lay in a mixture of blood and brain. The “screen” didn’t switch but looked at this scene for a few moments, as if whoever was controlling it was contemplating something over this image, but then brushed it off and switched to the next camera.
Now I must warn you that this one is the worst. It’s the most brutal thing I’ve ever born witness to. I advise that you skip this paragraph, even if you aren’t bothered by this kind of stuff. But that’s up to you. If you wish to continue reading then brace yourself. This scene looked just like the first one I saw but was slightly closer to the desk that the first girl would have been in. but it was a different girl this time. I believe she had two ponytails on the back corners of her head and appeared slightly younger than the first girl. She didn’t seem to be doing anything, just sitting there. I waited filled with more fear than ever, like I subconsciously knew what would happen. I sat there feeling the suspense, longing to just get it over with, but what I had guessed was far from what I was about to see. I didn’t have to wait long. Her head and shoulders slammed down on the top of the desk with a loud BLAM and I heard her cry of surprise. Whatever was holding her proceeded to push down on her so hard the desk cracked in half and she landed on the ground face down. She shrieked as it picked her up, turned her around and threw her back down again so she was face up and I could see her face. It showed nothing but fear. Then the most brutal thing I’ve ever seen took place right in front of me. She started screaming so I assumed that the unknown force was crushing her, but it was much more than that. She screamed louder and more intensely as her body started to shrink a little bit, and then her innards suddenly became her outards as everything from her neck down started to empty onto the floor through her sides and stomach. This continued until her body looked like a deflated balloon. This force, this thing wasn’t doing anything to her head, somehow keeping her alive so she would continue to scream in pain and beg for her life. “HELP ME!!!” *CRUNCH* “PLEASE, NO…STOP!!!” *SPLAT*. My view faded out of the static and blur of the camera and made it look like I was seeing it with my own eyes. The thing that was doing this stopped and waited a few seconds as tears streamed down her face while she lay in a big puddle of blood, organs and shattered fragments of bone. I forced myself to look at her face and saw hopelessness. She had given up hope of getting out alive, now she just wanted it to end, and the force obliged with one last, brutal, horrifying act. Then it hit me. This thing’s goal wasn’t to kill her. It wanted to make her suffer. That’s why it seemed unsatisfied with the earlier fatalities, why it was keeping her alive. The pieces of her broken desk suddenly shattered into tiny shards – each about the size of my pinky and ring finger side – by – side – and started to float around her. They all slowly pointed toward her and shot into her deflated body. She screamed the most painful scream I have ever heard, and I had no idea how she was still alive but it clearly wasn’t an accident. The shards of sharp wood and metal filled up her body again by forcing themselves through what was left of her skin. This removed the last of her torso’s flesh and left nothing but bare muscle, bones, and holes. She screamed and screamed and screamed in pain and horror. I got a close up of her face when her eyes shot as open as they could go and she let out one last scream as (I suspected) the shards started to slide up her neck and towards her skull; but they were slow, as if enjoying every moment of it. Finally, a small piece of consciousness slipped into my brain and I wanted to help her. I was just about to do something – ANYTHING at all, weather it was move or shriek or look away, I was going to do something. And then everything went black.
For a millisecond it was total darkness, and then, in simple white text, a single word appeared: THYE’S. It flashed for a split second and then my eyes snapped open. I sat there for a few seconds, unable to move. My brain didn’t do anything for a short time, I wasn’t even thinking, just staring at the roof. And then I sat up and slammed my fist on the light switch. I looked around franticly for any floating objects, still disoriented by the pure fear that filled every atom of DNA in my body. I checked the clock; three or four in the morning. After that I had to force myself to stay awake, no matter how tired I was. I really don’t know if those images will ever leave my thoughts for good. Those screams, those terrified faces. It won’t seem as bad when I write this, but you didn’t see what I saw. You didn’t hear what I heard. But there are still mysteries about this nightmare. What does THYE’S mean? Is THYE a person? Probably that invisible thing that killed those kids. I don’t know for sure, but I do know this… I’m totally messed up in the head. No sane human has that in their brain. But at least I feel pity for those children. They didn’t even see it coming. Pray that you never learn what lies in the darkest corners of your mind, because I didn’t write three pages of gore for fun. I really had this nightmare and I feel like it means something, but that’s for another time. Now it’s time for me to go try again to get some sleep. I hope that you got something out of this unless it was pleasure, because if that’s the case then you need to see someone. I would like to thank you for taking the time off your hands to read this. Sweet dreams.
Nathan Jenkins
2 – 25 – 15
That Nightmare
How bad are your nightmares? What are they about? Gore, isolation, small places, monsters… there are many horrifying categories. Well I’ll bet you they’re not like this. If you aren’t good with gory thoughts then for the love of god don’t read this. Got it? Good. Then let’s begin. Yesterday night I had nightmare, but this was like nothing like I had seen or even thought up before. It looked like I was watching through a medium quality cam - quarter. It took place in a school, but it was not mine. I remember four scenes, one person in each. All of them were kids about 13 -15. They were wearing blue school uniforms. I will now tell you how it started. Earlier that day I had watched a popular youtuber talk about how people that knew who he was walked up to him and talked to him and gave him presents and letters. He talked about how he was honored to receive that kind of treatment. Well, I dreamed about that video and then stopped seeing it. If I saw anything at all after the video cut out I don’t remember it. But I do remember a girl starting to talk, like she was narrating a letter to that person. She talked about how much she liked to watch him on YouTube for a while. It was actually kind of touching. And then everything went wrong.
The girl’s voice doubled like two or three people reading from the same script. I started seeing empty classrooms through that cam – quarter view I was talking about. At first I felt suspicion and confusion about what I was seeing as the “screen” flipped through cameras in different classrooms, and then I felt undeniable, crippling fear for no reason. Then I saw her. The “screen” flipped to a camera in a classroom with no people in it, except for a single girl writing on a piece of paper. I immediately assumed this was the girl writing the letter and I was hearing her say it in her head as she wrote it. The voices were still talking. Then a long hanging light directly above her head silently came off its wires and started floating down very, very slowly even though it was still turned on. I didn’t hear it unbolt, but I noticed it alright, and so did the girl. As soon as she somehow realized the light was moving the voices stopped immediately and the girl looked up in surprise. The light just floated there as she examined it. Even though it was at least a yard and a half above her she slowly reached up towards it. She didn’t reach it of course but her hand just hung there for a few moments as if she was reaching out to a lover, wanting them to hold her hand in theirs. Suddenly the light shot down so fast I didn’t see it until it landed on her head so hard it broke the chair and her body fell to the ground. The light smashed strait though the desk and hit her body. I heard the crack of bones and looked at her head, wondering why she was just laying there. I didn’t see any blood on the ground, so it didn’t smash her brain. I then realized that the impact must have snapped her neck and had killed her instantly. As whatever was controlling the light continued to attempt to crush her body more and I assumed to draw blood, the “screen” switched to a different camera, as if bored with the carnage.
The camera I was now looking out of was in another empty classroom, but was in a different place, somewhere in the front of the room, possibly behind the teacher’s desk. I had no idea if this was at a different time or just after I watched the first horrifying event. Before I had a chance to think about what I had just witnessed, a boy in the hall outside the room walked by the open door, completely unaware of what was about to happen. I was still feeling more scared than I had felt in the entirety of the nearly fifteen years of my life. Everything was completely silent, even the boy’s footsteps. At least that is until the head of a small lamp flew across the room quite fast and relocated the boy’s brain and skull. There was a lot less blood on the wall than I would expect. The boy was, of course, completely limp and had a blood splattered hole in his head. As I watched these events I wasn’t even thinking anything, just watching, unable to do anything, I couldn’t even blink. I wondered if I even had a body. These thoughts didn’t help with the fear. All of this crossed my mind in a few milliseconds as the “screen” switched to a different camera.
The camera I was now looking out of was in a classroom similar to the first. It was in relatively in the same position but looking in a different direction: straight ahead to the front of the room. It was also empty until a person walked in (I couldn’t tell if it was a boy or a girl) and strolled to the front of the classroom behind the teacher’s desk. The “screen” flipped to a closer camera to get a better look at them as something small flew towards them and hit them in the back of the knee. They fell to a quick kneel in shock and pain and confusion just before the teacher’s desk flew at them with no warning, slammed into them and pressed them to the wall rather hard, keeping them pinned down. They suddenly let out a high-pitched scream of what I now assume to be either pain or fear. They sat there for a full second screaming until the head of the projector camera shot at bullet speed at the kid’s head and suddenly replaced what used to be their brain. They went limp, letting their head lay in a mixture of blood and brain. The “screen” didn’t switch but looked at this scene for a few moments, as if whoever was controlling it was contemplating something over this image, but then brushed it off and switched to the next camera.
Now I must warn you that this one is the worst. It’s the most brutal thing I’ve ever born witness to. I advise that you skip this paragraph, even if you aren’t bothered by this kind of stuff. But that’s up to you. If you wish to continue reading then brace yourself. This scene looked just like the first one I saw but was slightly closer to the desk that the first girl would have been in. but it was a different girl this time. I believe she had two ponytails on the back corners of her head and appeared slightly younger than the first girl. She didn’t seem to be doing anything, just sitting there. I waited filled with more fear than ever, like I subconsciously knew what would happen. I sat there feeling the suspense, longing to just get it over with, but what I had guessed was far from what I was about to see. I didn’t have to wait long. Her head and shoulders slammed down on the top of the desk with a loud BLAM and I heard her cry of surprise. Whatever was holding her proceeded to push down on her so hard the desk cracked in half and she landed on the ground face down. She shrieked as it picked her up, turned her around and threw her back down again so she was face up and I could see her face. It showed nothing but fear. Then the most brutal thing I’ve ever seen took place right in front of me. She started screaming so I assumed that the unknown force was crushing her, but it was much more than that. She screamed louder and more intensely as her body started to shrink a little bit, and then her innards suddenly became her outards as everything from her neck down started to empty onto the floor through her sides and stomach. This continued until her body looked like a deflated balloon. This force, this thing wasn’t doing anything to her head, somehow keeping her alive so she would continue to scream in pain and beg for her life. “HELP ME!!!” *CRUNCH* “PLEASE, NO…STOP!!!” *SPLAT*. My view faded out of the static and blur of the camera and made it look like I was seeing it with my own eyes. The thing that was doing this stopped and waited a few seconds as tears streamed down her face while she lay in a big puddle of blood, organs and shattered fragments of bone. I forced myself to look at her face and saw hopelessness. She had given up hope of getting out alive, now she just wanted it to end, and the force obliged with one last, brutal, horrifying act. Then it hit me. This thing’s goal wasn’t to kill her. It wanted to make her suffer. That’s why it seemed unsatisfied with the earlier fatalities, why it was keeping her alive. The pieces of her broken desk suddenly shattered into tiny shards – each about the size of my pinky and ring finger side – by – side – and started to float around her. They all slowly pointed toward her and shot into her deflated body. She screamed the most painful scream I have ever heard, and I had no idea how she was still alive but it clearly wasn’t an accident. The shards of sharp wood and metal filled up her body again by forcing themselves through what was left of her skin. This removed the last of her torso’s flesh and left nothing but bare muscle, bones, and holes. She screamed and screamed and screamed in pain and horror. I got a close up of her face when her eyes shot as open as they could go and she let out one last scream as (I suspected) the shards started to slide up her neck and towards her skull; but they were slow, as if enjoying every moment of it. Finally, a small piece of consciousness slipped into my brain and I wanted to help her. I was just about to do something – ANYTHING at all, weather it was move or shriek or look away, I was going to do something. And then everything went black.
For a millisecond it was total darkness, and then, in simple white text, a single word appeared: THYE’S. It flashed for a split second and then my eyes snapped open. I sat there for a few seconds, unable to move. My brain didn’t do anything for a short time, I wasn’t even thinking, just staring at the roof. And then I sat up and slammed my fist on the light switch. I looked around franticly for any floating objects, still disoriented by the pure fear that filled every atom of DNA in my body. I checked the clock; three or four in the morning. After that I had to force myself to stay awake, no matter how tired I was. I really don’t know if those images will ever leave my thoughts for good. Those screams, those terrified faces. It won’t seem as bad when I write this, but you didn’t see what I saw. You didn’t hear what I heard. But there are still mysteries about this nightmare. What does THYE’S mean? Is THYE a person? Probably that invisible thing that killed those kids. I don’t know for sure, but I do know this… I’m totally messed up in the head. No sane human has that in their brain. But at least I feel pity for those children. They didn’t even see it coming. Pray that you never learn what lies in the darkest corners of your mind, because I didn’t write three pages of gore for fun. I really had this nightmare and I feel like it means something, but that’s for another time. Now it’s time for me to go try again to get some sleep. I hope that you got something out of this unless it was pleasure, because if that’s the case then you need to see someone. I would like to thank you for taking the time off your hands to read this. Sweet dreams.
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So, I just played through Ys Origin again, which is absolutely a flawed game, but it reminded me of some of my favorite aspects of the series: Insane boss fights while raucous tunes are playing.
Midboss Music from Ys III The Oath in Felghana, "Dark Beasts as Black as the Night"
Section Boss Music from Ys III The Oath in Felghana, "Shock of the Death God"
Section Boss Music from Ys Origin "Scars of the Divine Wing"
Any time these songs start playing, you're about to get your ass handed to, repeatedly, until you figure out a strategy.
(Fun fact, the first two games for PC-Engine had scores by Yuzo Koshiro
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Midboss Music from Ys III The Oath in Felghana, "Dark Beasts as Black as the Night"
Sick vid
Section Boss Music from Ys III The Oath in Felghana, "Shock of the Death God"
Sick vid
Section Boss Music from Ys Origin "Scars of the Divine Wing"
Sick vid
Any time these songs start playing, you're about to get your ass handed to, repeatedly, until you figure out a strategy.
(Fun fact, the first two games for PC-Engine had scores by Yuzo Koshiro
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Powershell... ewwww.
Why take all the time to type grep x y when you can type Get-Content y | Select-String -Pattern x?
Kill me with fork. Or just install Cygwin or MSYS.
Why take all the time to type grep x y when you can type Get-Content y | Select-String -Pattern x?
Kill me with fork. Or just install Cygwin or MSYS.
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Just put the quotes around %line%. The set command reads them literally if they are after the equals sign:
I don't see any way to get set /p to accept an empty line. I think what you are already doing is as good as it gets.
Thanks BTW for helping me relive the horror of batch. Next time I'm annoyed with Bash I'll remember this and feel much better.
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set arg=%arg% "%line%"I don't see any way to get set /p to accept an empty line. I think what you are already doing is as good as it gets.
Thanks BTW for helping me relive the horror of batch. Next time I'm annoyed with Bash I'll remember this and feel much better.
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I don't have a subscription option. You can follow me though and I'm sure that's what DR meant.
I would love to be a camwhore though.
As far as times, I am most likely to stream on Friday nights my time. So like 06:00-10:00 UTC Saturday.
Second most likely would be after work 05:00-09:00 UTC Tue/Thu/Fri.
Saturday morning my time is also a possibility b/c I have to get up and do 1+ minutes of work. So maybe streaming around 16:00-20:00 UTC Saturday.
Timezones!
I would love to be a camwhore though.
As far as times, I am most likely to stream on Friday nights my time. So like 06:00-10:00 UTC Saturday.
Second most likely would be after work 05:00-09:00 UTC Tue/Thu/Fri.
Saturday morning my time is also a possibility b/c I have to get up and do 1+ minutes of work. So maybe streaming around 16:00-20:00 UTC Saturday.
Timezones!
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Well it was rated one of the best games of all time, just sorry we cant cater to YOUr taste (Ive never played it though, so no idea how it is)
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NatureJay said:
... "thrillers" ... as ... Bomberman 64.
I didn't see it this year but Bomberman 64 is usually pretty good, ackshyully.
When Metroid got sunrise surprised by Platoon it almost ruined the game for me. But the save/kill race was so intense it kind of saved it anyway. "Get rekt. Save the animals." $10,000. Too good!
phoenix_r said:
Blindfolded OoT Child Dungeons was amazinggggg.
I watched this again with AaronJer and it was possibly even more amazing the second time. I don't think I could process all the amazing the first time.
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SuperJer said:
My heart sank when Darkwing died in level 9.
Likewise. It had been close for so long and I figured I could take a bathroom break around level 8 and when I came back, Lack had won and Darkwing was at the continue screen.
I was late getting into these, but it's been pretty much the same as usual when I try to watch AGDQ. Everything I want to see is either when I'm at work or when I'm asleep. Missed SoR2, Rocket Knight, RCR, the Castlevania block, SMB3, Rogue Legacy, and The Binding of Isaac, so the highlights so far were getting to see Zelda II and about half the LoZ race, along with Silent Hill last night. Meanwhile, I'm at home for things like... all of Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn... which I'm sure would be interesting had I ever played it, but I haven't.
So now I'm looking ahead to the stuff you mentioned tonight and trying to make my peace with the fact that I'll also probably be missing the Ninja Gaiden relay race and the Metroid block while being home in time for such "thrillers" (I need everyone to know how sarcastic I'm being) as Pilotwings 64 and Bomberman 64.
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Caressing a beautiful face
Superboat
Fire Maidens of Outer Space
Human Duplicators
The Day the Earth Froze
Invasion of the Neptune Men
Space Mutiny
Time Chasers
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
The Phantom Planet
The Pumaman
The Deadly Bees
A Deadly Bee
The Space Children
The Final Sacrifice
A screaming skull
A Girl in Gold Boots
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Future War
Track of the Moon Beast
Final Justice
Swamp Diamonds
Secret Agent Super Dragon
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
Operation Double 007 (A.K.A.: Operation Kid Brother)
The Girl in Lovers Lane
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Cosmic Princess
A Humanoid Woman
Blood Waters of Dr. Z
Future War
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Vitriolic word-salad
Sock puppet sex
Night of the Blood Beast
The Chicken of Tomorrow
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
The Incredible Melting Man
Laserblast
This Island Earth
The Revenge of the Creature
The Deadly Mantis
The Thing That Couldn't Die
Terror from the Year 5000
A Teenage Werewolf
The Giant Spider Invasion
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Riding with Death
Superboat
Fire Maidens of Outer Space
Human Duplicators
The Day the Earth Froze
Invasion of the Neptune Men
Space Mutiny
Time Chasers
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
The Phantom Planet
The Pumaman
The Deadly Bees
A Deadly Bee
The Space Children
The Final Sacrifice
A screaming skull
A Girl in Gold Boots
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Future War
Track of the Moon Beast
Final Justice
Swamp Diamonds
Secret Agent Super Dragon
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
Operation Double 007 (A.K.A.: Operation Kid Brother)
The Girl in Lovers Lane
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Cosmic Princess
A Humanoid Woman
Blood Waters of Dr. Z
Future War
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Vitriolic word-salad
Sock puppet sex
Night of the Blood Beast
The Chicken of Tomorrow
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
The Incredible Melting Man
Laserblast
This Island Earth
The Revenge of the Creature
The Deadly Mantis
The Thing That Couldn't Die
Terror from the Year 5000
A Teenage Werewolf
The Giant Spider Invasion
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Riding with Death
User
Hey I was trying to figure out how to play sound through multiple headsets on my Windows 7 computer without using a splitter. Specifically a usb headset and an audio jack headset. When I plug them in it seems I can only select one at a time so if its a simple fix so if someone has an answer please let me know.
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S'alferbert tame!!
The albatross I carry.
Black power.
Camaraderie and shenanigans.
Due time.
The egg I hatched from.
My fantasy physique.
Grabby hands.
A happy accident.
Indian burn.
Jalapeños.
The king and his family.
Lifting off the toilet.
The most humane action.
The next time.
An obstinate, but lovable grandfather.
Prey.
A quirky, vegan CEO.
A real butt-toucher.
Sustained surface winds.
Taco Bell.
My uterus.
Voodoo math. (Or something like math)
Wafting upstairs.
Foxy furries.
Your name.
A back-breaking zit.
Bonus black cards from my research!
Opening _ takes pressure off of _.
_ upstairs is pushing the buttons, and if _ happens to be on that button, well, thank you.
The albatross I carry.
Black power.
Camaraderie and shenanigans.
Due time.
The egg I hatched from.
My fantasy physique.
Grabby hands.
A happy accident.
Indian burn.
Jalapeños.
The king and his family.
Lifting off the toilet.
The most humane action.
The next time.
An obstinate, but lovable grandfather.
Prey.
A quirky, vegan CEO.
A real butt-toucher.
Sustained surface winds.
Taco Bell.
My uterus.
Voodoo math. (Or something like math)
Wafting upstairs.
Foxy furries.
Your name.
A back-breaking zit.
Bonus black cards from my research!
Opening _ takes pressure off of _.
_ upstairs is pushing the buttons, and if _ happens to be on that button, well, thank you.
User
White Card Time!
Smooshy cats on the glass
Prime squishy mode
Smooshy cats on the glass
Prime squishy mode
User
Alphabert soup.
ample legroom
a blinding flash of insight
crouching silently
a dictionary for swear-words
earwig pincers
"forensic evidence" (semen)*
the godhead
a hackneyed truism
an icy tomb
journeying to far off-lands
a kangaroo kick to the head
a lamprey infestation
mostly unused hypodermics
newer technology
offal, wrapped in a burrito
a purgative elixir
a qualified body inspector
the reanimated corpses of my neighbors
solvent
a time-honored tradition
a uniquely adapted slave race
the void of nothingness
weird legs
a xenophobic history lesson
a yo-yo trick
zebras disguised as horses
* This one needs to include the quotes and parenthesis. cf. "McDonalds combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of "forensic evidence" (semen)."
Who is Alphabert?
ample legroom
a blinding flash of insight
crouching silently
a dictionary for swear-words
earwig pincers
"forensic evidence" (semen)*
the godhead
a hackneyed truism
an icy tomb
journeying to far off-lands
a kangaroo kick to the head
a lamprey infestation
mostly unused hypodermics
newer technology
offal, wrapped in a burrito
a purgative elixir
a qualified body inspector
the reanimated corpses of my neighbors
solvent
a time-honored tradition
a uniquely adapted slave race
the void of nothingness
weird legs
a xenophobic history lesson
a yo-yo trick
zebras disguised as horses
* This one needs to include the quotes and parenthesis. cf. "McDonalds combo menu #3: Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a large Coke, and a side of "forensic evidence" (semen)."
Who is Alphabert?
User
Alphabet game, eh? I'm going to riff off some of the things you have here and we'll see. Also some Achewood references and one UCB reference and one Mighty Boosh reference we've needed.
Ass pennies.
Bellowing.
Consensual manslaughter. ["Consensual" as an adjective for just about anything makes it funnier. Combining it with something that isn't supposed to be meditated is funnier.]
A doozy. (Just one)
Eels.
Fisticuffs atop a zeppelin.
Grab ass.
The heterosexual agenda.
Insensitive holiday celebrations.
Jury duty.
Kevlar underwear.
Love handles.
Masticating fresh fruit.
NAMBLA.
An odyssey through time and space.
Peeing in the sink.
Questions. Ceaseless questions.
Rapscallions.
Sea urchins.
Tony's prison baby.
A urologist.
Wicked sack.
Extradition.
The Yak.
Zydeco music.
Ass pennies.
Bellowing.
Consensual manslaughter. ["Consensual" as an adjective for just about anything makes it funnier. Combining it with something that isn't supposed to be meditated is funnier.]
A doozy. (Just one)
Eels.
Fisticuffs atop a zeppelin.
Grab ass.
The heterosexual agenda.
Insensitive holiday celebrations.
Jury duty.
Kevlar underwear.
Love handles.
Masticating fresh fruit.
NAMBLA.
An odyssey through time and space.
Peeing in the sink.
Questions. Ceaseless questions.
Rapscallions.
Sea urchins.
Tony's prison baby.
A urologist.
Wicked sack.
Extradition.
The Yak.
Zydeco music.
Truck
User
A weregecko showed up and ripped an alpaca to shreds and then got confused and left. I've never seen a werebeast last more than a few seconds on the map anyway.
New development in the caverns:
So, if it ever breaks through, I will be fighting sick that attacks using its own sick. Also it can fly. Oh god, it can fly.
edit: attacked my a manotaur. Manotaur gets shot at twice, dodges once, second time gets hit in the leg and falls over, nearby militia captain pulls out steel shield and bashes its brains in. Report on manotaur lasts all of six entries.
New development in the caverns:
Quote:
The Forgotten Beast Mut has come! A huge blob composed of vomit. It has wings and it has a bloated body. Beware its deadly spittle.
So, if it ever breaks through, I will be fighting sick that attacks using its own sick. Also it can fly. Oh god, it can fly.
edit: attacked my a manotaur. Manotaur gets shot at twice, dodges once, second time gets hit in the leg and falls over, nearby militia captain pulls out steel shield and bashes its brains in. Report on manotaur lasts all of six entries.
User
Crytax said:
WHITE CARDS:
The most intimate details for your life.
Rhythmic pounding
Inviting the cops!
The year of the cat.
Befuddlin' mah dumb cracker mind!
35-year-old high school students
FUTURISTIC SPACE SHIP!
A van down by the river.
One night in Bangkok.
A planet where apes evolved from men.
A GODDAMN SEXASAURUS REX!
The rusted chassis of a '68 Impala!
Slash and burn shaving.
A finely sculpted buttocks.
Chocolate chip juice.
Hula hoops and dungarees.
Wall-mounted keyboards.
A madhouse! A madhouse!
MY SKULL!
My judo bikini
Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.
Skeet Kendo
Solid balsawood, baby!
A battalion of ruthless killer cyborgs.
Vietnam War 2.
Braunschweiger, cars with heaters that don't work, and identification papers
Ultimate test of cerebral fitness.
A healthy eight-and-a-half-pound pork roast.
The battle between good and evil.
Giant Puppet Invasion!
Countrytime Pink Lemonade
Buns of Steel videos.
An electron sex party.
The "World of Barnacles" exhibit.
A respected neurosurgeon!
A three room Japanese apartment.
Noble band of choreographers.
The Roji-Panty Complex.
BLACK CARDS:
Doctor! We need to get the ___ out of the ___
I got kicked out of the party because ____
Between the time of ___ and the rise of ___, there was an age undreamed of.
If ___ is sure to result in victory, then you must fight.
This will turn you into ___
Whaddya know — we aren't at war with ____.
Men should not have___.
Put ___ in your mouth and clap your hands.
Attention, people of Earth! This is ____speaking!
Arrgh! Sixteen men on ___!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going to suggest to this man that ___ is in danger.
____ is useless, but scare the crap outta me anyway.
Your attempt to get little Susie what's-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with___
How dare you insult my knowledge of___!
Have you been shaving ___ with this again?
At the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's going to want___.
___ Now that's a porno name if I ever head one! Not that I've ever heard one!
That's not ___. THIS, is ___.
___? Well, as long as they learn to taste good, I don't really care.
There is only one rule in ____. ____!
____ said no one ever.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me___.
Be honest with us. ___ really gets your blood going.
Back to the rusting septic system of this____.
Its like a ___. You don't want to stare, but you cant look away.
It's ___ that that Yeats spoke of.
___ The President's unimaginative campaign slogan.
You think you can't get hurt, Doctor, because this is America? ____ and all that jazz?
That is not a woman! That's___!
My job is to keep ____ on the table, and nobody asks me how I do it!
___. . . it must be the future!
You know how some movies inspire you to make your own movie? This one inspires me to make ____
Her mother doesn't like anything. Especially____.
___ stars as ___ in this years most thrilling, action packed, cyber adventure.
I'm starting to agree with the Taliban militia: ___ should not be allowed.
There is three kinds of ___. Those who seek strength. Those who live for pride. And those who are___.
___ has become a killing word.
The only thing needed for ___ to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
Now is not the time for ___. That comes later.
Forward progress is made with a snake-like slither and a vigorous thrashing of ___.
One town's very like another when your head's down over ___, brother
Does the Coast Guard have a lot of use for___?
Every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on ___ and ___...
Alright ___ , you're up. Make us proud.
___ makes a hard man humble.
You are ___ compared to me!
I thought I was being attacked, and I defended myself with ____.
These names are all Russian for____.
So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is____.
When ___ is in ashes, you have my permission to die.
You didn't think you were the only one? ___ was the first ___.
This could've been you, and don't you forget it! Better go back to ___.
If ___ were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape!
Life is short. Life is hard. Life is like ____
The KGB has ___under surveillance!
Whoa! I didn't think they had many ____ left in Narnia!
I am judge, jury, and ___.
What if ___ was the best a man could get?
Huh, would you look at that: ____! Even had it underlined!
Hey, I'm experiencing___, and frankly... I LOVE IT!
I hope ___ didn't land on ____ in the front yard.
This ____ can be yours if The Price is Right!
This movie is just ___ and asses!
___ in the projection room! Guess we can't watch the movie!
I get my ___above the waistline, sunshine!
Typical Irishmen, bringing ____ to a car fight!
Well, they couldn't shoot at night because the night belongs to ___.
Throughout human history, ____ has been the first activity of explorers of any new region.
The most intimate details for your life.
Rhythmic pounding
Inviting the cops!
The year of the cat.
Befuddlin' mah dumb cracker mind!
35-year-old high school students
FUTURISTIC SPACE SHIP!
A van down by the river.
One night in Bangkok.
A planet where apes evolved from men.
A GODDAMN SEXASAURUS REX!
The rusted chassis of a '68 Impala!
Slash and burn shaving.
A finely sculpted buttocks.
Chocolate chip juice.
Hula hoops and dungarees.
Wall-mounted keyboards.
A madhouse! A madhouse!
MY SKULL!
My judo bikini
Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.
Skeet Kendo
Solid balsawood, baby!
A battalion of ruthless killer cyborgs.
Vietnam War 2.
Braunschweiger, cars with heaters that don't work, and identification papers
Ultimate test of cerebral fitness.
A healthy eight-and-a-half-pound pork roast.
The battle between good and evil.
Giant Puppet Invasion!
Countrytime Pink Lemonade
Buns of Steel videos.
An electron sex party.
The "World of Barnacles" exhibit.
A respected neurosurgeon!
A three room Japanese apartment.
Noble band of choreographers.
The Roji-Panty Complex.
BLACK CARDS:
Doctor! We need to get the ___ out of the ___
I got kicked out of the party because ____
Between the time of ___ and the rise of ___, there was an age undreamed of.
If ___ is sure to result in victory, then you must fight.
This will turn you into ___
Whaddya know — we aren't at war with ____.
Men should not have___.
Put ___ in your mouth and clap your hands.
Attention, people of Earth! This is ____speaking!
Arrgh! Sixteen men on ___!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going to suggest to this man that ___ is in danger.
____ is useless, but scare the crap outta me anyway.
Your attempt to get little Susie what's-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with___
How dare you insult my knowledge of___!
Have you been shaving ___ with this again?
At the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's going to want___.
___ Now that's a porno name if I ever head one! Not that I've ever heard one!
That's not ___. THIS, is ___.
___? Well, as long as they learn to taste good, I don't really care.
There is only one rule in ____. ____!
____ said no one ever.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me___.
Be honest with us. ___ really gets your blood going.
Back to the rusting septic system of this____.
Its like a ___. You don't want to stare, but you cant look away.
It's ___ that that Yeats spoke of.
___ The President's unimaginative campaign slogan.
You think you can't get hurt, Doctor, because this is America? ____ and all that jazz?
That is not a woman! That's___!
My job is to keep ____ on the table, and nobody asks me how I do it!
___. . . it must be the future!
You know how some movies inspire you to make your own movie? This one inspires me to make ____
Her mother doesn't like anything. Especially____.
___ stars as ___ in this years most thrilling, action packed, cyber adventure.
I'm starting to agree with the Taliban militia: ___ should not be allowed.
There is three kinds of ___. Those who seek strength. Those who live for pride. And those who are___.
___ has become a killing word.
The only thing needed for ___ to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
Now is not the time for ___. That comes later.
Forward progress is made with a snake-like slither and a vigorous thrashing of ___.
One town's very like another when your head's down over ___, brother
Does the Coast Guard have a lot of use for___?
Every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on ___ and ___...
Alright ___ , you're up. Make us proud.
___ makes a hard man humble.
You are ___ compared to me!
I thought I was being attacked, and I defended myself with ____.
These names are all Russian for____.
So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is____.
When ___ is in ashes, you have my permission to die.
You didn't think you were the only one? ___ was the first ___.
This could've been you, and don't you forget it! Better go back to ___.
If ___ were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape!
Life is short. Life is hard. Life is like ____
The KGB has ___under surveillance!
Whoa! I didn't think they had many ____ left in Narnia!
I am judge, jury, and ___.
What if ___ was the best a man could get?
Huh, would you look at that: ____! Even had it underlined!
Hey, I'm experiencing___, and frankly... I LOVE IT!
I hope ___ didn't land on ____ in the front yard.
This ____ can be yours if The Price is Right!
This movie is just ___ and asses!
___ in the projection room! Guess we can't watch the movie!
I get my ___above the waistline, sunshine!
Typical Irishmen, bringing ____ to a car fight!
Well, they couldn't shoot at night because the night belongs to ___.
Throughout human history, ____ has been the first activity of explorers of any new region.
User
Yes, I guess you'd better. And ideally 4-6 AM your time so I have something to watch when I get home from work.
User
You guys.
This game is really fun and I'm speedrunning it.
My best so far is 1:08 (realtime, 1:04 game time)
ALSO if you want to see it / learn it check out BustahWuff on Twitch:
http://www.twitch.tv/bustahwuff
This game is really fun and I'm speedrunning it.
My best so far is 1:08 (realtime, 1:04 game time)
ALSO if you want to see it / learn it check out BustahWuff on Twitch:
http://www.twitch.tv/bustahwuff
User
I guess that makes sense. Every time I have to run automake or autom4ke or whatever it usually results in disaster.
I definitely prefer just using make.
I definitely prefer just using make.
User
Too many things use m4, it's a pretty bad time.
User
Hello
I install sendmail and then Postfix. At that time, I'm okay to send gmail, hotmail but not to other domain name. Then I uninstall sendmail by using https://gist.github.com/adamstac/7441659
Now I'm in trouble. No error but it doesn't send email. I found this post http://www.superjer.com/forum/send_and_email.php and I tried it.
I can send the email from terminal
The problem is when I type
sudo postfix start
postfix/postfix-script: starting the Postfix mail system
postfix/postfix-script: fatal: mail system startup failed
Please let me know how to figure it out.
Thanks in advance
I install sendmail and then Postfix. At that time, I'm okay to send gmail, hotmail but not to other domain name. Then I uninstall sendmail by using https://gist.github.com/adamstac/7441659
Now I'm in trouble. No error but it doesn't send email. I found this post http://www.superjer.com/forum/send_and_email.php and I tried it.
I can send the email from terminal
The problem is when I type
sudo postfix start
postfix/postfix-script: starting the Postfix mail system
postfix/postfix-script: fatal: mail system startup failed
Please let me know how to figure it out.
Thanks in advance
Truck
User
Hmmm... I guess I wasn't lying fast enough that time.
Well, I'm sure it's probably nothing more mysterious than your body generating new teeth to fill the gaps that invisalign is trying to create between your old teeth.
Well, I'm sure it's probably nothing more mysterious than your body generating new teeth to fill the gaps that invisalign is trying to create between your old teeth.
Truck
User
Last night was not the first time I had drop kicked someone in a dream, but it did mark the first time that I did it so vigorously, so intensely, that I woke myself up because I had punched myself in the jaw.
Each day is a new adventure. My jaw is sore though 
Each day is a new adventure.
My jaw is sore though
Truck
User
So one time roundabouts 1996 or so I went to my local Fred Meyer to procure some goods and/or services. Whilst there I noticed another young lad, also there to procure goods and/or services, but he did not intend to pay for them!!! His plans had been thwarted, however, by a few Pinkerton agents or maybe Fred Meyer Loss Prevention. Now this young lad, I chanced upon him at the customer service desk where he was being booked (serviced) for his crime (being a (non-paying) customer). Despite being flanked by the Pinkerton agents, when the young lad noticed he had a brief respite from their usually ever-watchful gaze, took that opportunity to pull a 2-liter bottle of soda out of his back pocket just enough for me to see the lid before sliding it back in, and pressing his right index finger to his mouth thereby binding me to silence. He was wearing JNCOs, and if he hand't shown me the soda I would have had no idea that it was there. He managed to get busted for stealing and STILL STEAL STUFF because his pants were too big for the Pinkertons to fully search. It was then that I knew I had to have a pair...
Truck
User
SuperJer said:
LeafThread should not be effected by entities, so make sure to do like I said. It is normal for a complex map to take a long time, though. I used to have maps that took several hours to compile.
For the windmill, make it into a func_rotating, and make sure to include an ORIGIN brush in the middle. You should be able to target it with a func_button. I don't remember all the details off the top of my head, so try that and let me know how it goes.
For the windmill, make it into a func_rotating, and make sure to include an ORIGIN brush in the middle. You should be able to target it with a func_button. I don't remember all the details off the top of my head, so try that and let me know how it goes.
The problem is that I did the windmill a func_wall entity, so I can not ungroup and choose the necessary element, How to ungroup them? tell me pls so I can try what SuperJer said
Truck
User
LeafThread should not be effected by entities, so make sure to do like I said. It is normal for a complex map to take a long time, though. I used to have maps that took several hours to compile.
For the windmill, make it into a func_rotating, and make sure to include an ORIGIN brush in the middle. You should be able to target it with a func_button. I don't remember all the details off the top of my head, so try that and let me know how it goes.
For the windmill, make it into a func_rotating, and make sure to include an ORIGIN brush in the middle. You should be able to target it with a func_button. I don't remember all the details off the top of my head, so try that and let me know how it goes.
User
Ryu was my first level and he was really, really easy with just the buster. I get that you can time one shot well, but I don't want to play a megaman game where that is the only enemy type.
User
Yep, that Dhalsim level has three levels with shields or the ability to reflect shit. Come to think of it... I'd say that more enemies can reflect or make shields than not, between the metools, the fire sword guys, the orb circle shield generators, those weird eyes inside sticks, the purple generators, the samurai bots (if they aren't attacking). I hadn't ever really considered it an issue though, since you can take them out in a single charge shot if you time it right. Not true for Rose (purple lady) and Ryu who can both reflect or just pass through some shots.
Urien-level was my favorite, then Blanka-level. Ryu, you probably shouldn't have been fighting without the proper weapon.
Urien-level was my favorite, then Blanka-level. Ryu, you probably shouldn't have been fighting without the proper weapon.
User
So, I just found out about and subsequently beat Mega Man x Street Fighter. The story is that around the time of the Mega Man and Street Fighter 25th anniversaries, some programmer in Singapore hit up Capcom with the idea of a crossover game. Miraculously, instead of sending out a cease-and-desist as usually happens, Capcom said "hey that sounds like a sweet idea" and gave him a little help and ended up releasing it for free on their website.
What's weird about the game is how fucking good it is? The programmer knew the Mega Man series really well and his level design is among the best they had to offer. In addition, he brought his own little weird things to the table that were seen uncommonly if at all. Branching paths everywhere! Destructible projectiles and walls! Enemies using your own projectiles against you! Loops where you can see the place you're going to access but can't get there yet! TWO SHIELD WEAPONS WHICH ARE BOTH USEFUL! I don't even understand that fully but it's true and I typed it. Also the soundtrack consists of mash-ups of classic themes from both series. Also you test your weapons on Dan Hibiki. And the game is fucking hard (Vega/Balrog's level is sadistic at the start, until you fashion a plan. Vega/Balrog himself is worse).
It's a lot better than a game that seems to be solo-programmed (outside of music and backgrounds) should be. But it's not without its flaws. Unsurprisingly, controller support is shit and my initial attempts to play it resulted in a huge framerate slowdown when I tried to use one. This is aggravating because the controls used are the Mega Man 4 controls, meaning there's a lot of charging and running and sliding. It makes good use of the game's mechanics, but without a controller, well, we all know how keyboards are with multiple simultaneous inputs.
There are also a few conceptual decisions I wasn't so hot about. One is that, trying to appeal to the newer entrants in the series, they added Crimson Viper. I didn't know who the hell she was, but as I understand it, she was Capcom's attempt to make an SNK character. Not too enthused. The other is that the weapon you get from Blanka has more to do with rolling than electricity, in that it's basically the soccer ball from MM8. Not cool. Also, hadoken is basically higher level charged shots, functionality-wise.
But other than that, good game. Locate and play it. Share and enjoy.
What's weird about the game is how fucking good it is? The programmer knew the Mega Man series really well and his level design is among the best they had to offer. In addition, he brought his own little weird things to the table that were seen uncommonly if at all. Branching paths everywhere! Destructible projectiles and walls! Enemies using your own projectiles against you! Loops where you can see the place you're going to access but can't get there yet! TWO SHIELD WEAPONS WHICH ARE BOTH USEFUL! I don't even understand that fully but it's true and I typed it. Also the soundtrack consists of mash-ups of classic themes from both series. Also you test your weapons on Dan Hibiki. And the game is fucking hard (Vega/Balrog's level is sadistic at the start, until you fashion a plan. Vega/Balrog himself is worse).
It's a lot better than a game that seems to be solo-programmed (outside of music and backgrounds) should be. But it's not without its flaws. Unsurprisingly, controller support is shit and my initial attempts to play it resulted in a huge framerate slowdown when I tried to use one. This is aggravating because the controls used are the Mega Man 4 controls, meaning there's a lot of charging and running and sliding. It makes good use of the game's mechanics, but without a controller, well, we all know how keyboards are with multiple simultaneous inputs.
There are also a few conceptual decisions I wasn't so hot about. One is that, trying to appeal to the newer entrants in the series, they added Crimson Viper. I didn't know who the hell she was, but as I understand it, she was Capcom's attempt to make an SNK character. Not too enthused. The other is that the weapon you get from Blanka has more to do with rolling than electricity, in that it's basically the soccer ball from MM8. Not cool. Also, hadoken is basically higher level charged shots, functionality-wise.
But other than that, good game. Locate and play it. Share and enjoy.
Truck
User
could not do.
shower lasted 7 mins long this time.
shower lasted 7 mins long this time.
Truck
User
the_cloud_system said:
i stand in the shower and only scratch my balls with my loofa for the first 6 mins of my shower most of the time.
That's some pro ball steez, but I'm also pretty into water conservation. Start this song right when you get in the shower; if you aren't drying off by the end of this song you're taking way too long:
Sick vid
Truck
User
i stand in the shower and only scratch my balls with my loofa for the first 6 mins of my shower most of the time.
Truck
User
This fort is going more poorly than I expected. Haven't had time to train military yet, been overambitious in the scope of things and the migration waves have come so quickly (and with so many children) that it's been difficult to compensate and still have everything come together effectively.
But I do have one variable in my favor that I expect to help me survive longer than anticipated: a breeding pair of grizzlies.
But I do have one variable in my favor that I expect to help me survive longer than anticipated: a breeding pair of grizzlies.
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Wow, the first time I must say thanks to reddit and SJ, cause I didn't watch the pokemon or link's awakening speedruns
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Transcript
The KARATRON 8,000,000,000
The world's most advanced karaoke machine by a WIDE margin
Bunch of kids yelling happily: KARATRON!
*narrator* Kids love the Karatron 8 Billion! (Warning: the Karatron 8 Billion is
not a toy.)
Singer: Once I switched to the Karatron 8 Billion, my karaoke career has soared
to a new level!
*narrator* The Karatron 8 Billion provides a karaoke experience unlike anything
you've ever seen, or could possibly comprehend.
(Caution: some components of the Karatron 8 Billion have an operating
temperature exceeding 4000 degrees fahrenheit.)
Singer: The Karatron 8 Billion may be big, but all the size comes with an
inordinate amount of power!
*pictured* People singing VERY loudly
*narrator* Get ready for an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the creation of
the Karatron 8 Billion!
Engineer: Creating the Karatron 8 Billion was no small feat.
Other Engineer: Creating the Karatron 8 Billion was NO small feat.
*narrator* The creation of the Karatron 8 Billion involved over 10 million man
hours, countless government grants, and a net budget exceeding that of some
wars.
Third Engineer: Creating the Karatron 8 Billion was NO SMALL FEAT.
*narrator* The Karatron 8 Billion has already solved some of the most profound
mysteries of the cosmos.
Nerdy guy: Astrophysicists have long been unable to detect or determine the
nature of dark matter in the universe. But the first time we powered on the
Karatron 8 Billion, it absorbed all the dark matter in the universe to use as a
fuel source. Problem? Solved.
*narrator* Coming soon: the new, portable Karatron 8 Billionths
Singer: Now I can take the Karatron with me wherever I go. (Human mounting
brackets, forklift and safety harness not included.)
*pictured* KARATRON 8/1,000,000,000
*narrator* Let's hear more from people actually using the Karatron 8 Billionths.
Singer: With the Karatron 8 Billionths, I no longer need to sing. In fact, I
can't!
*narrator* The Karatron 8 Billionths emits a complex soundwave capable of
amusing, soothing, and slightly titillating human audiences.
Engineer: Less than half of the people subjected to the Karatron 8 Billionths
even complain, vocally.
KARATRON CORPORATION
Karaoke for everyone, everywhere, always.
(Warning: misuse of the Karatron 8 Billion or Karatron 8 Billionths will cause
instant hearing loss, instant bone loss, memory loss, and loss of actual past
events.)
The KARATRON 8,000,000,000
The world's most advanced karaoke machine by a WIDE margin
Bunch of kids yelling happily: KARATRON!
*narrator* Kids love the Karatron 8 Billion! (Warning: the Karatron 8 Billion is
not a toy.)
Singer: Once I switched to the Karatron 8 Billion, my karaoke career has soared
to a new level!
*narrator* The Karatron 8 Billion provides a karaoke experience unlike anything
you've ever seen, or could possibly comprehend.
(Caution: some components of the Karatron 8 Billion have an operating
temperature exceeding 4000 degrees fahrenheit.)
Singer: The Karatron 8 Billion may be big, but all the size comes with an
inordinate amount of power!
*pictured* People singing VERY loudly
*narrator* Get ready for an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the creation of
the Karatron 8 Billion!
Engineer: Creating the Karatron 8 Billion was no small feat.
Other Engineer: Creating the Karatron 8 Billion was NO small feat.
*narrator* The creation of the Karatron 8 Billion involved over 10 million man
hours, countless government grants, and a net budget exceeding that of some
wars.
Third Engineer: Creating the Karatron 8 Billion was NO SMALL FEAT.
*narrator* The Karatron 8 Billion has already solved some of the most profound
mysteries of the cosmos.
Nerdy guy: Astrophysicists have long been unable to detect or determine the
nature of dark matter in the universe. But the first time we powered on the
Karatron 8 Billion, it absorbed all the dark matter in the universe to use as a
fuel source. Problem? Solved.
*narrator* Coming soon: the new, portable Karatron 8 Billionths
Singer: Now I can take the Karatron with me wherever I go. (Human mounting
brackets, forklift and safety harness not included.)
*pictured* KARATRON 8/1,000,000,000
*narrator* Let's hear more from people actually using the Karatron 8 Billionths.
Singer: With the Karatron 8 Billionths, I no longer need to sing. In fact, I
can't!
*narrator* The Karatron 8 Billionths emits a complex soundwave capable of
amusing, soothing, and slightly titillating human audiences.
Engineer: Less than half of the people subjected to the Karatron 8 Billionths
even complain, vocally.
KARATRON CORPORATION
Karaoke for everyone, everywhere, always.
(Warning: misuse of the Karatron 8 Billion or Karatron 8 Billionths will cause
instant hearing loss, instant bone loss, memory loss, and loss of actual past
events.)
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a mouthful of sick
(As in: So long as you have a mouthful of sick in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.
or
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow a mouthful of sick?
or
Love makes a mouthful of sick crawl out from its hiding place.)
bowels gone wild
(As in: So long as you have a mouthful of sick in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.
or
The new hit reality show: Can You Swallow a mouthful of sick?
or
Love makes a mouthful of sick crawl out from its hiding place.)
bowels gone wild
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SuperJer said:
When the time comes to spin the cocoon in which it will spend the winter, it must decide whether to go up _, or down _.
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NatureJay said:
Entering a pupal state, not knowing or understanding the end result.
Is that from a nature show?
I wonder if it would sound better with just "knowing" or just "understanding." To me it sounds more implicative.
Nature show!:
When the time comes to spin the cocoon in which it will spend the winter, it must decide whether to go up _, or down.
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NatureJay said:
[Attack on Titan] is really walking a tightrope because it needs to have enough deaths to make the violence and circumstances convincing, but if it has too much violence and keeps introducing new characters, then the "this is all that remains of humanity" conceit starts to fall apart a little.
I actually think that they succeded with introducing many characters. I only noticed it because I was watching it with my brother and we're the type of people who keep commenting on everything going on (sorry).
NatureJay said:
That's already a danger by focusing on the military over the commoners. I think that a show could be made alone on them pushing back and trying to figure out what caused this without the entrance of the special titans, which I think are probably going to push the show in a more conspiratorial, "this is all happening because of this" direction.
Yeah, it gets strange because of the special titans. Like "Obviously since all of the special titans showed up at the same time, it was planned" and such. It's not a survival show because of this, it's a fighting show. Unfortunately, in my opinion.
NatureJay said:
...The way that the anime handled it by having two episodes devoted to boot camp and easing you into all the personalities under a more natural setup just felt better. I don't know yet though if that was purely an invention of the anime or if the mangaka realized he fucked up and stuff all that in as flashback in a later chapter.
I haven't read the manga, but the boot camp episodes are so far my favourite episodes. The first episodes when the world is introduced is slow but interesting, after the boot camp and a bit further on it just turns into a completely different show.
NatureJay said:
Anyway, I'll probably keep at the slowpace for Attack on Titan[...], go through the newer season of Mushishi soon to tide me over until Hanamonogatari comes out mid-August. I may look into some of the other entries but I'm sometimes a bit leery of the really acclaimed shows as they can easily disappoint.
I want to find some "old" anime that I have missed. Other than that, I just go with the current releases, download the first episode of everything and continue watching whatever I find worth watching.
Also, if you want to be infuriated, watch the first 3-4 episodes of Coppelion. The first episode is one of the most intriguing episodes of anything ever and ends with an amazing cliffhanger. Then the rest of the show just kept shitting itself until it died. The End.
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I've watched the first season of Attack on Titan. It starts off great but slowly just becomes more absurd. It's still worth watching though.
And, yeah, they do kill off characters at a rediculous pace. I can't rememeber how many times the show goes "Oh, here's a whole new bunch of people, because we killed off the last batch".
Also, since there's an ongoing season of anime being released, I guess I could do a short explanation and a "review" of the ones I found worth watching. In order of which weekday they are released.
Black Bullet
The world's been fucked by giant monsters. Only solution? Get a bunch of little girls, inject them with poison and operate on them. This makes them able to fight the monsters. The main character is a guy who works with killing these monsters. With him he has his figher loli. These figher lolis have problems in life though, as people are scared of them because they have red eyes. You actually get to see a police execute one of these girls.
The show has really enjoyable characters all around, with few exceptions. Good animations, good story. In my opinion, the best release this season.
Hitsugi no Chaika
A fantasy world, where there currently is global peace. This peace is bad for the main character because he has been trained in nothing but combat. The main character meets a girl who dresses in all white and carries a big coffin. They are then attacked by a unicorn. A pretty terrifying unicorn. They solve the battle by cutting the unicorn in half and cover the entire battlefield with blood. Not for kids.
The coffin girl wants the main character to break into a house and steal a very important item for her. She needs a lot of stuff stolen though, so they continue traveling after.
Amazing characters, the world is brilliant. The story is a bit shit though, but it's still great to watch.
Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san
5 minutes per episode. Girl with "dog" in her name likes cats. Girl with "cat" in her name likes dogs. They act as their respective animal name. Lesbians. Hilarious stuff happens. Amazing characters, barely any story just small stories from their lives.
Blade and Soul
Weapons and tits. Based in a fantasy setting from some video game. A main character that you wouldn't care if she lived or died because she is so boring. The show survives on mostly great animations and decent dialogue between all characters who are not the main character.
Mushishi Zoku Shou
Second season of Mushishi. Mushishi is amazing and the second season is just more of the same.
The main character works as a Mushishi because he works with fixing problems that occur when Mushi are around. Mushi are little living things that most people can't see. They cause very many unexplainable effects to happen, like a boy who got ill with a certain kind of Mushi had snow that never stopped falling around him. He never got warm, and heat hurt him. It's slow, and it's great.
Akuma no Riddle
A bunch of school girls in a school. Except, every single one of them is an assassin except for one girl. The last girl is the target of all the other girls. The main character girl (probably) falls in love with the target girl and instead starts protecting her.
Great story, only one episode so far has left me going "why? what? wat...". Except for the stone cold and boring main character (who sometimes actually react to things) all characters are interesting. I don't like the teacher but that's life.
Mekakucity Actors
Shaft makes an anime. It's good. Bunch of teenage kids have found out they have super powers. The first main character needs to go out of his house for the first time in months to buy a new keyboard, because it would take 2 days for it to get shipped to him if he purchased it online. He gets put in a hostage situation. Stuff happens.
It's great. It's Shaft who animates it, so of course it's brilliant. The story is a bit of a cluster fuck sometimes but they usually untwist the parts that are the hardest to follow.
Brynhildr in the Darkness
A boy meets a strange new girl who starts in his class. He learns that she's a witch and that she has escaped from horrible experiments by the army. He finds out that she needs medication every 24(?) hours or she'll die by having all her blood bleed out of every single pore on her body. More and more witches start stacking up.
The show has great parts, like that the witches just want to save people, or just want to live, while being chased by the army. Then it has the bad parts, which is the humour. There are barely no funny jokes, mostly just the kind of cringe-because-it's-embarrasing kind of humor. For an example, main character used to have a female friend when he was a kid and she had 3 dots on her skin under her arm. So, when the first witch enters his classroom and looks just like his old friend but aged, he starts screaming at her that he knows her. She denies it and he shouts "Show me your armpits". Hilarious.
There's also No Game No Life and Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin which supposedly are great, but I just never got into.
And, yeah, they do kill off characters at a rediculous pace. I can't rememeber how many times the show goes "Oh, here's a whole new bunch of people, because we killed off the last batch".
Also, since there's an ongoing season of anime being released, I guess I could do a short explanation and a "review" of the ones I found worth watching. In order of which weekday they are released.
Black Bullet
The world's been fucked by giant monsters. Only solution? Get a bunch of little girls, inject them with poison and operate on them. This makes them able to fight the monsters. The main character is a guy who works with killing these monsters. With him he has his figher loli. These figher lolis have problems in life though, as people are scared of them because they have red eyes. You actually get to see a police execute one of these girls.
The show has really enjoyable characters all around, with few exceptions. Good animations, good story. In my opinion, the best release this season.
Hitsugi no Chaika
A fantasy world, where there currently is global peace. This peace is bad for the main character because he has been trained in nothing but combat. The main character meets a girl who dresses in all white and carries a big coffin. They are then attacked by a unicorn. A pretty terrifying unicorn. They solve the battle by cutting the unicorn in half and cover the entire battlefield with blood. Not for kids.
The coffin girl wants the main character to break into a house and steal a very important item for her. She needs a lot of stuff stolen though, so they continue traveling after.
Amazing characters, the world is brilliant. The story is a bit shit though, but it's still great to watch.
Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san
5 minutes per episode. Girl with "dog" in her name likes cats. Girl with "cat" in her name likes dogs. They act as their respective animal name. Lesbians. Hilarious stuff happens. Amazing characters, barely any story just small stories from their lives.
Blade and Soul
Weapons and tits. Based in a fantasy setting from some video game. A main character that you wouldn't care if she lived or died because she is so boring. The show survives on mostly great animations and decent dialogue between all characters who are not the main character.
Mushishi Zoku Shou
Second season of Mushishi. Mushishi is amazing and the second season is just more of the same.
The main character works as a Mushishi because he works with fixing problems that occur when Mushi are around. Mushi are little living things that most people can't see. They cause very many unexplainable effects to happen, like a boy who got ill with a certain kind of Mushi had snow that never stopped falling around him. He never got warm, and heat hurt him. It's slow, and it's great.
Akuma no Riddle
A bunch of school girls in a school. Except, every single one of them is an assassin except for one girl. The last girl is the target of all the other girls. The main character girl (probably) falls in love with the target girl and instead starts protecting her.
Great story, only one episode so far has left me going "why? what? wat...". Except for the stone cold and boring main character (who sometimes actually react to things) all characters are interesting. I don't like the teacher but that's life.
Mekakucity Actors
Shaft makes an anime. It's good. Bunch of teenage kids have found out they have super powers. The first main character needs to go out of his house for the first time in months to buy a new keyboard, because it would take 2 days for it to get shipped to him if he purchased it online. He gets put in a hostage situation. Stuff happens.
It's great. It's Shaft who animates it, so of course it's brilliant. The story is a bit of a cluster fuck sometimes but they usually untwist the parts that are the hardest to follow.
Brynhildr in the Darkness
A boy meets a strange new girl who starts in his class. He learns that she's a witch and that she has escaped from horrible experiments by the army. He finds out that she needs medication every 24(?) hours or she'll die by having all her blood bleed out of every single pore on her body. More and more witches start stacking up.
The show has great parts, like that the witches just want to save people, or just want to live, while being chased by the army. Then it has the bad parts, which is the humour. There are barely no funny jokes, mostly just the kind of cringe-because-it's-embarrasing kind of humor. For an example, main character used to have a female friend when he was a kid and she had 3 dots on her skin under her arm. So, when the first witch enters his classroom and looks just like his old friend but aged, he starts screaming at her that he knows her. She denies it and he shouts "Show me your armpits". Hilarious.
There's also No Game No Life and Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin which supposedly are great, but I just never got into.
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Was thinking while working:
White Card:
Tantric sex.
Black Cards:
Ponce de Leone originally sailed to Florida in search of _____.
Evidence indicates that the ships crew subsisted on ____ before beginning to devour each other.
I'm also proposing that for the time being we use black and white card submissions as replacements over additions. I'd like to achieve more of an equilibrium where people aren't groaning when they see or draw certain cards. That's probably going to lead to some annoying vetting process, but so be it.
White Card:
Tantric sex.
Black Cards:
Ponce de Leone originally sailed to Florida in search of _____.
Evidence indicates that the ships crew subsisted on ____ before beginning to devour each other.
I'm also proposing that for the time being we use black and white card submissions as replacements over additions. I'd like to achieve more of an equilibrium where people aren't groaning when they see or draw certain cards. That's probably going to lead to some annoying vetting process, but so be it.
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NatureJay said:
We could probably stand to have more Neverhood-based white cards...
I'm having a hard time finding more from the Neverhood. Maybe:
The Bear Retrieval Units
And, unrelated:
_ you enjoy wasting is not wasted.
Use your eyes, ears, and _ before you use your mouth!
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aaronjer said:
Well, they always do build water temples in places where the veil between worlds is thin.
That could be it! The way my mind was translating it at the time is that this was plainly a desert area and that they probably built it to channel forces so as to render it more inhabitable, like terraforming but with magic. But something went wrong and so there were swampy patches and the rest had regressed to desert. It made me wonder when I woke up what other temples would be like and where they were located...
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I felt like this the entire time:
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Sometimes you go to lunch and everything goes wrong... hilariously wrong. Lunch today took a good 90 minutes and I laughed for about 45 of those.
We went to the new XO Chinese restaurant in Bellevue.
We were promptly seated in one of the private rooms, and that was the last thing that went right.
The menu was enormous, with at least 100 dishes. After a very long time, a waitress came and asked if we were ready. We were. But she didn't think so because we hadn't filled out the score-card indicating what we wanted. She said we had to fill it out and she'd be back. We never saw her again.
We filled it out almost immediately, but there was nowhere to put drinks.
Eventually a waiter showed up and snatched the score card. We had to beg him to slow down and let us order drinks. We asked for a couple of sodas and an Oolong tea and waters.
The onion-curry-pancake appetizer thing arrived and was delicious. But the appetizer plates and chopsticks were dirty and greasy. Like really greasy.
The sodas came out fine, plus a big pot of tea and FOUR teacups. They said it was jasmine but it tasted like Oolong. Weird. But no waters.
We asked for the waters again, and as long as most everyone was apparently having tea now, two more teacups. We got the SOME of the waters much later but never the teacups.
The manager poked his head in and informed me they were out of the noodles 'n' black bean sauce I ordered. This was annoying because we were forced to inscribe the order on the scorecard, without talking to the waitress. Ordering normally this would have been avoided. So I ordered the "Portuguese Squid Nightmare with Cheese" (as I'll call it) instead, because it was the only other thing I remembered from the menu.
The entrées came out one by one veeeerry slowly, and from different servers every time. The first victim got short ribs. They were supposed to be in a garlic sauce but they were in a honey sauce instead. They were extremely tough and difficult to eat. Victim 1 spent the rest of the meal picking the meagerest bits of protein off the bones.
The second victim got uncooked sliced potatoes with just a smack of pork lost inside. I don't know what it was called but we named it "Ham in a Haystack" since the pork part was needle-sized. It was almost inedible.
Victims 3, 4, and 5 all got Mongolian Beef. The server was extremely confused about who it was going to, and there was tons of unnecessary shuffling plates back and forth, and trying to hand a Mongbeef to someone who already had a Mongbeef. It was like Scooby-Doo.
The Mongbeef was the standard fare, and fortunately big enough to share with victims 1 and 2, who would have gone hungry otherwise.
Victim 4 asked for a side of rice. They asked if we were going to share. We asked how big the rice bowl was. They indicated "small." So 4 and 5 said they wanted one rice bowl each.
Then the weirdest server showed up with my "Portuguese Squid Nightmare with Cheese." Everyone had food but me, but he couldn't figure out who it was for. I just looked at him in disbelief before indicating it was mine. He then LEANED ALL THE WAY OVER victim 2, practically resting his chest on the "Ham in a Haystack" to hand me the Nightmare. There was AT LEAST 5 feet of clearance behind victim 2. He could have easily walked around. It was ultra bizarre. I couldn't stop laughing.
Then a waiter brought out ONE tiny bowl of rice and FIVE EMPTY BOWLS with soup spoons. I don't know what we were expected to do with those. I used one of the bowls to try the Oolong-jasmine tea.
The "Portuguese Squid Nightmare with Cheese" was actually pretty good and full of squid and cheese.
Epilogue:
Victim 2 took the haystack potatoes home, to finish cooking them for breakfast tomorrow.
We went to the new XO Chinese restaurant in Bellevue.
We were promptly seated in one of the private rooms, and that was the last thing that went right.
The menu was enormous, with at least 100 dishes. After a very long time, a waitress came and asked if we were ready. We were. But she didn't think so because we hadn't filled out the score-card indicating what we wanted. She said we had to fill it out and she'd be back. We never saw her again.
We filled it out almost immediately, but there was nowhere to put drinks.
Eventually a waiter showed up and snatched the score card. We had to beg him to slow down and let us order drinks. We asked for a couple of sodas and an Oolong tea and waters.
The onion-curry-pancake appetizer thing arrived and was delicious. But the appetizer plates and chopsticks were dirty and greasy. Like really greasy.
The sodas came out fine, plus a big pot of tea and FOUR teacups. They said it was jasmine but it tasted like Oolong. Weird. But no waters.
We asked for the waters again, and as long as most everyone was apparently having tea now, two more teacups. We got the SOME of the waters much later but never the teacups.
The manager poked his head in and informed me they were out of the noodles 'n' black bean sauce I ordered. This was annoying because we were forced to inscribe the order on the scorecard, without talking to the waitress. Ordering normally this would have been avoided. So I ordered the "Portuguese Squid Nightmare with Cheese" (as I'll call it) instead, because it was the only other thing I remembered from the menu.
The entrées came out one by one veeeerry slowly, and from different servers every time. The first victim got short ribs. They were supposed to be in a garlic sauce but they were in a honey sauce instead. They were extremely tough and difficult to eat. Victim 1 spent the rest of the meal picking the meagerest bits of protein off the bones.
The second victim got uncooked sliced potatoes with just a smack of pork lost inside. I don't know what it was called but we named it "Ham in a Haystack" since the pork part was needle-sized. It was almost inedible.
Victims 3, 4, and 5 all got Mongolian Beef. The server was extremely confused about who it was going to, and there was tons of unnecessary shuffling plates back and forth, and trying to hand a Mongbeef to someone who already had a Mongbeef. It was like Scooby-Doo.
The Mongbeef was the standard fare, and fortunately big enough to share with victims 1 and 2, who would have gone hungry otherwise.
Victim 4 asked for a side of rice. They asked if we were going to share. We asked how big the rice bowl was. They indicated "small." So 4 and 5 said they wanted one rice bowl each.
Then the weirdest server showed up with my "Portuguese Squid Nightmare with Cheese." Everyone had food but me, but he couldn't figure out who it was for. I just looked at him in disbelief before indicating it was mine. He then LEANED ALL THE WAY OVER victim 2, practically resting his chest on the "Ham in a Haystack" to hand me the Nightmare. There was AT LEAST 5 feet of clearance behind victim 2. He could have easily walked around. It was ultra bizarre. I couldn't stop laughing.
Then a waiter brought out ONE tiny bowl of rice and FIVE EMPTY BOWLS with soup spoons. I don't know what we were expected to do with those. I used one of the bowls to try the Oolong-jasmine tea.
The "Portuguese Squid Nightmare with Cheese" was actually pretty good and full of squid and cheese.
Epilogue:
Victim 2 took the haystack potatoes home, to finish cooking them for breakfast tomorrow.
Truck
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This is two-thirds of a dream from the night before last. I'm omitting the final third because it was a non-sequitur.
I should clarify probably a few things. The most important is that the hole that appeared at the end of the road, it wasn't as if my mind said "you shouldn't look into that, something BAD might happen," it was rather "don't bother to look into that because there's nothing you're capable of seeing in it." It was implied that there might be something there but that people generally weren't capable of perceiving anything. The rest of the "sense" of the dream was tertiary: I don't know why I biked that last stretch; I had no explanation for the bubbles and distortions but it's important to mention that I wasn't surprised by them and that they didn't have borders and I don't think I could have interacted with them, they were part of a different plane.
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i drive along through a landscape of mesas that is desert at a hundred feet above sea level and swamp below. around corners and down into the swamp i drive, the sky above me painted in a swirl as if someone mixed magenta and green watercolors, i drive past shacks and shotgun houses and reach one more cul-de-sac that ends in a a few corinthian columns the color of wet sand, rising out of a sucking hole that i can't seem to see into, and then i make a left.
i stop soon after and pull out a bicycle from the back of my car, then put a pizza in its basket and bike down the remainder of a dust-ridden driveway to a vine-covered house built against the side of a cliff. in all directions in the near distance, i see more of the columns, whole, tilted, broken off, all the same style, as though its architecture were more virus than plan. a man comes to the door, black stubble, small circularly-framed glasses, long black hair, lean, but he doesn't seem consistent, his form warping now and then as though invisible bubbles are passing by between us. "must be weird living next to a ruined water temple," i remark, making small talk as he signs his receipt. 'yeah, but it's not so bad. pretty quiet most of the time," he replies. the clouds swirl a little above the hole, like water circling a drain.
i stop soon after and pull out a bicycle from the back of my car, then put a pizza in its basket and bike down the remainder of a dust-ridden driveway to a vine-covered house built against the side of a cliff. in all directions in the near distance, i see more of the columns, whole, tilted, broken off, all the same style, as though its architecture were more virus than plan. a man comes to the door, black stubble, small circularly-framed glasses, long black hair, lean, but he doesn't seem consistent, his form warping now and then as though invisible bubbles are passing by between us. "must be weird living next to a ruined water temple," i remark, making small talk as he signs his receipt. 'yeah, but it's not so bad. pretty quiet most of the time," he replies. the clouds swirl a little above the hole, like water circling a drain.
I should clarify probably a few things. The most important is that the hole that appeared at the end of the road, it wasn't as if my mind said "you shouldn't look into that, something BAD might happen," it was rather "don't bother to look into that because there's nothing you're capable of seeing in it." It was implied that there might be something there but that people generally weren't capable of perceiving anything. The rest of the "sense" of the dream was tertiary: I don't know why I biked that last stretch; I had no explanation for the bubbles and distortions but it's important to mention that I wasn't surprised by them and that they didn't have borders and I don't think I could have interacted with them, they were part of a different plane.
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Black Card:
Squad, circle up. It's time to talk _______
Squad, circle up. It's time to talk _______
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Oh dear god! that was the last of my medication for "_" syndrome.
^--- Click that to test!
Lord Deathstroke
(consider: "You can fool some of the people all the time, and you can fool all the people some of the time, but you cannot fool Lord Deathstroke.")
^--- Click that to test!
Lord Deathstroke
(consider: "You can fool some of the people all the time, and you can fool all the people some of the time, but you cannot fool Lord Deathstroke.")
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Okay, I spent most of my shift at work thinking about new black cards that showed a more distinct relationship between the white cards and these are some of my results.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was _, part was _, and it was crowned with _.
Test cases:
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as _, points be scored by crossing _, and at no time should _ appear on the field.
Test cases:
It works all right, but it doesn't play well with rando testing as the grammar is more suited to certain constructions.
Third one!
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of _, now iconic, as well as the decline of _ to vestigiality.
Test cases:
I think that card is a fucking winner.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was _, part was _, and it was crowned with _.
Test cases:
Quote:
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was destroying their home planet, part was an electron sex party, and it was crowned with something I just hate.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was an injection, part was a technicality, and it was crowned with a demand from the king.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was a burst of energy, part was a difficult Canadian, and it was crowned with a lonely old man.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was baseless hatred, part was being shot at while fleeing, and it was crowned with MY SKULL!
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was a nation of damsels, part was prodding, and it was crowned with M. Night Shyamalan-a-ding-dong.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was an injection, part was a technicality, and it was crowned with a demand from the king.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was a burst of energy, part was a difficult Canadian, and it was crowned with a lonely old man.
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was baseless hatred, part was being shot at while fleeing, and it was crowned with MY SKULL!
These wounds were given to me by the beast of legend. Part of it was a nation of damsels, part was prodding, and it was crowned with M. Night Shyamalan-a-ding-dong.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as _, points be scored by crossing _, and at no time should _ appear on the field.
Test cases:
Quote:
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as a war canoe, points be scored by crossing wings, and at no time should an upstart appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as a lonely grave, points be scored by crossing smooth boys, and at no time should a dragon made of motorcycle appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as a stiff upper lip, points be scored by crossing a Swiss murder suit, and at no time should the only thing left appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as a falling tree, points be scored by crossing a tribal village, and at no time should big pants appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as vital developments, points be scored by crossing the southwest corner, and at no time should wriggly little worms appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as a lonely grave, points be scored by crossing smooth boys, and at no time should a dragon made of motorcycle appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as a stiff upper lip, points be scored by crossing a Swiss murder suit, and at no time should the only thing left appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as a falling tree, points be scored by crossing a tribal village, and at no time should big pants appear on the field.
Early, informal rugby had three primary rules: that the ball should be carried as vital developments, points be scored by crossing the southwest corner, and at no time should wriggly little worms appear on the field.
It works all right, but it doesn't play well with rando testing as the grammar is more suited to certain constructions.
Third one!
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of _, now iconic, as well as the decline of _ to vestigiality.
Test cases:
Quote:
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of turtles that have to pee, now iconic, as well as the decline of something equivalent to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of transvestite cosplay, now iconic, as well as the decline of knowing what to do to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of racist bullshit, now iconic, as well as the decline of what I should have said to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of giving it a tweak, now iconic, as well as the decline of steers and queers to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of wailing, now iconic, as well as the decline of a hunky, Adonis-like male figure to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of transvestite cosplay, now iconic, as well as the decline of knowing what to do to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of racist bullshit, now iconic, as well as the decline of what I should have said to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of giving it a tweak, now iconic, as well as the decline of steers and queers to vestigiality.
Looking at the fossil record of the family, you can see the development of wailing, now iconic, as well as the decline of a hunky, Adonis-like male figure to vestigiality.
I think that card is a fucking winner.
User
It means you have bots that are trying to learn your map, so it should take a long time normally
User
Thanks guys, it finally worked, i don t know how to thank you, i really appreciate all your help.
But I have one question: when i test my map it blocks at 'Analyzing hiding spots' is it normal ? or it will need much time to complete ?
But I have one question: when i test my map it blocks at 'Analyzing hiding spots' is it normal ? or it will need much time to complete ?
User
Yeah, that last'un bugged me because I knew that it could work but you'd have to tweak the way you say it each time, which seems like a bore. Or seems like someone just couldn't do it each time out and it would be a drag. But I REALLY want more play 1s with two blanks.
People glorify ____ except the ___ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.
People glorify all reasons for ____ except the ___ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.
The former is cleaner, but each iteration I seem to hastily come up with loses that feeling of variety.
Edit:
WAIT WAIT WAIT I GOT IT, you only need to move stuff around
People glorify ____ of all sorts except the ___ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.
Or to rephrase it to make it less awkward
People glorify ____ in all its varieties except the ____ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.
It's not perfect, but it's getting closer.
People glorify ____ except the ___ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.
People glorify all reasons for ____ except the ___ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.
The former is cleaner, but each iteration I seem to hastily come up with loses that feeling of variety.
Edit:
WAIT WAIT WAIT I GOT IT, you only need to move stuff around
People glorify ____ of all sorts except the ___ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.
Or to rephrase it to make it less awkward
People glorify ____ in all its varieties except the ____ they might show on behalf of their nearest neighbors.
It's not perfect, but it's getting closer.
Truck
User
I didn't realize it was customary to bring a half-finished tray of crawdads to the night workers. I'll be sure to do that next time.
I can't believe how rude I've been.
I can't believe how rude I've been.
User
Hi, it's been a long time since I was last came on this forum. 
I want to ask you guys about aiscripted_sequence, can someone tell me detailed how to use this entity?
Thank you.
I want to ask you guys about aiscripted_sequence, can someone tell me detailed how to use this entity?
Thank you.
User
So long as you have ___ in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The best comfort food will always be greens, ___, and fried chicken.
I'm at the age where ___ has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking ___ for someone she loves.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest cavalry charge in history, rode into battle atop ___.
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The best comfort food will always be greens, ___, and fried chicken.
I'm at the age where ___ has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking ___ for someone she loves.
Jan Sobieski, leading the largest cavalry charge in history, rode into battle atop ___.
User
"anything on the face of this earth" is a pretty good white card.
Also "a time machine that has yet to be invented". I didn't think it'd be that great, but I keep finding quotes like "The good times of today, are a time machine that has yet to be invented of tomorrow."
Novelty gag dildo
Also "a time machine that has yet to be invented". I didn't think it'd be that great, but I keep finding quotes like "The good times of today, are a time machine that has yet to be invented of tomorrow."
Novelty gag dildo
Truck
User
SuperJer said:
What entity are you using?
Also, IIRC there might be a "Not looped" option you need to toy with.
Also, your sound file itself may need built in loop points.
Also, IIRC there might be a "Not looped" option you need to toy with.
Also, your sound file itself may need built in loop points.
I'm using the ambient_generic entity. There's no such thing as "not looped" option.
I edited the sound file in a way to make it sound the same every time it ends and starts again. What do you mean by built in?
Truck
User
Surprise! This made me feel like I should come back just to post a couple pieces I have worked on in my free time since I've been away to college. 
User
WHITE CARDS
Game balance.
Drow blackface
Total Party Kill.
Gelatinous Cubes.
75 Does. 1 Buck. Ultimate deer fuck.
A Doritos flavored gas chamber.
The white man's burden
A planet where apes evolved from men?!
Dissociated mechanics.
The U.S. government.
Gamer chicks
Cultural Marxism.
Dice inserted somewhere painful.
Lesbian stripper ninjas.
Dividing by zero.
BLACK CARD - PICK 1
This new ____ isn't very good.
Sometimes ___ is better when you least suspect it.
Victory often rests on ____ being in the right place and at the right time.
Once in a great while mankind unlocks a secret so profound that our future is altered forever. Fire, electricity,____.
My innovative new RPG has a stat for___.
A true gamer has no problem with __________.
____: The Storytelling Game
"_____" is like saying "Hello" in Japan
You start with 1D4____ points.
____ Was also stolen by the white man.
___ is fun for the entire family.
Big Eyes, Small _____
BLACK CARD - PICK 2
____ For the ___ God! ___ for the ___ throne!
Only ___ can cooperate. __ can only beg.
Game balance.
Drow blackface
Total Party Kill.
Gelatinous Cubes.
75 Does. 1 Buck. Ultimate deer fuck.
A Doritos flavored gas chamber.
The white man's burden
A planet where apes evolved from men?!
Dissociated mechanics.
The U.S. government.
Gamer chicks
Cultural Marxism.
Dice inserted somewhere painful.
Lesbian stripper ninjas.
Dividing by zero.
BLACK CARD - PICK 1
This new ____ isn't very good.
Sometimes ___ is better when you least suspect it.
Victory often rests on ____ being in the right place and at the right time.
Once in a great while mankind unlocks a secret so profound that our future is altered forever. Fire, electricity,____.
My innovative new RPG has a stat for___.
A true gamer has no problem with __________.
____: The Storytelling Game
"_____" is like saying "Hello" in Japan
You start with 1D4____ points.
____ Was also stolen by the white man.
___ is fun for the entire family.
Big Eyes, Small _____
BLACK CARD - PICK 2
____ For the ___ God! ___ for the ___ throne!
Only ___ can cooperate. __ can only beg.
User
Is this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ugASLblNk4
the next time cube?
He's already said one good white card: "spiritual functionality"
"Pantone 'PukeMustard' #2854"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ugASLblNk4
the next time cube?
He's already said one good white card: "spiritual functionality"
"Pantone 'PukeMustard' #2854"
User
Yes, sorry. The time for that has come and gone.
Truck
User
posted in loving memory of that one time (last night) when superjer couldn't come to dinner and I tried to deep six a lemon in his honor but failed utterly.
Truck
User
I used yesterday on a test map I made and here is what I did :
The Counter terrorist one :
Team master : Info_player_start
and i gave them snipers
The Terrorist one :
Team master : Info_player_deathmatch
And i gave them riot shields
When i tested it worked and gone wrong at the same time
Because T's got a sniper but Ct's got a sniper and riot shield but it spawned grabable and not with them
So im not really sure what i did wrong or maybe i wrongfully Swapped the names or something but i hope this atleast help you
The Counter terrorist one :
Team master : Info_player_start
and i gave them snipers
The Terrorist one :
Team master : Info_player_deathmatch
And i gave them riot shields
When i tested it worked and gone wrong at the same time
Because T's got a sniper but Ct's got a sniper and riot shield but it spawned grabable and not with them
So im not really sure what i did wrong or maybe i wrongfully Swapped the names or something but i hope this atleast help you
Truck
User
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I think I may have to award points for the first time in years.
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I think I may have to award points for the first time in years.
User
supermap777 said:
Here is the advanced modern elevator gor cs 1.6 & cs cz http://cscz.gamebanana.com/prefabs/3079 it works 100%
3 years this time ..
Truck
User
Aight,so I recently finished a map but since I can only run the game in software mode the rain isn't visible.
If anyone's got some time to take some screenies lemme know.
If anyone's got some time to take some screenies lemme know.
User
That animal is like a chicken in cs_italy func_breakable , etc.
official maps are boring, they are too ordinary, lack of features and variations that half-life engine can do (cars, boats, bomb, traps, machine gun, cannon, cool hostages, water that can flow pushing the boats moving, rising water level, simple lift, advanced lift, etc)
I made some prefabs of them in gamebana.com. new people are still coming do mapping cs 1.6, you can see their activities in gamebanana.com, the mapping community of half-life modification games are seems already or at least almost dead, except the counter-strike 1.6 + cs source + cs cz + cs go mappers, they are still alive, the most active one that still creating maps, combined total of around 40000 maps; followed by tfc + tfc s in 2nd rank with only around 4000 maps; and the 3rd rank is dod + dod s with only around 2500 maps.
I am no longer active mapping. Surely, one day we will back to play counter-strike in the future. It's time to move on ! Cheers !
official maps are boring, they are too ordinary, lack of features and variations that half-life engine can do (cars, boats, bomb, traps, machine gun, cannon, cool hostages, water that can flow pushing the boats moving, rising water level, simple lift, advanced lift, etc)
I made some prefabs of them in gamebana.com. new people are still coming do mapping cs 1.6, you can see their activities in gamebanana.com, the mapping community of half-life modification games are seems already or at least almost dead, except the counter-strike 1.6 + cs source + cs cz + cs go mappers, they are still alive, the most active one that still creating maps, combined total of around 40000 maps; followed by tfc + tfc s in 2nd rank with only around 4000 maps; and the 3rd rank is dod + dod s with only around 2500 maps.
I am no longer active mapping. Surely, one day we will back to play counter-strike in the future. It's time to move on ! Cheers !
Truck
User
The first time I watched it I thought he's Korean or something,but someone in the comment said that he's speaking Italian .. or something!
User
Down Rodeo said:
Well, my guess is that one of the tools can't find a file from a previous stage of the compiling procedure. Fix that error.
Every time I'm about to compile I export a new .map file
User
When I'm about to compile my map I get "The system cannot find the file specified",it usually happens when the names are wrong but that ain't the case.
In the log I get this
4 brushes (totalling 24 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.31 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.73 seconds)
Edit: The first time this error appeared was because I used the clipping tool on a clip brush.
Now it happens because I use 2 specific textures : Window01A and Window04A,when I delete these two the error goes away.But I gotta use them
In the log I get this
4 brushes (totalling 24 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.31 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.73 seconds)
Edit: The first time this error appeared was because I used the clipping tool on a clip brush.
Now it happens because I use 2 specific textures : Window01A and Window04A,when I delete these two the error goes away.But I gotta use them
User
SRAW said:
BUQ I FOUND DIS:
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2928116
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2928116
Thank you.
SRAW said:
Time taken to google: 20 seconds
Well, I tried to google it but I guess I failed.
For those wondering what to do:
Go to Counter-Strike Global Offensive\csgo\cfg\gamemode_casual.cfg and edit the 7th row to:
bot_quota 0
instead of:
bot_quota 10
SuperJer said:
Once you've generated one mesh, it will reuse it forever as long as you don't change the map name.
I'm sharing the map with some friends every few changes and I change the name for that reason.
User
Time taken to google: 20 seconds
Truck
User
I usually have them like once a month, most of the time they're not scary, but sometimes I'll see demonic figures and hear screaming etc etc, so yeah, pretty cool stuff (though obviously with the demonic figures etc I know it's just a dream, but the one with hearing footsteps was honestly completely scary)
Truck
User
That's called sleep paralysis! Some people have it all the time! Try not to be one of those people!
Also, Jay, stop watching stupid movies for silly girls.
Also, Jay, stop watching stupid movies for silly girls.
User
fedex _ said:
SuperJer said:
Yeah, well I was watching the Super Metroid race WHILE I GOT MY PB!
What does pb stand for? , I always wanted to know and never got around asking someone to tell me what it stands for.
Peanut Butter. Superjer's a pro, he can multitask playing Zelda, watching Super Metroid, and grocery shopping all at the same time.
User
NatureJay said:
SuperJer said:
My new best Zelda time:
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53:24.84 Level-9 (GAME)
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53:24.84 Level-9 (GAME)
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I WAS IN THE ROOM WHEN IT HAPPENED
(ato and I were busy watching the Super Metroid race)
Yeah, well I was watching the Super Metroid race WHILE I GOT MY PB!
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SuperJer said:
My new best Zelda time:
04:02.58 Level-2
12:28.87 Level-1
17:56.78 Level-3
23:44.13 Level-4
30:53.85 Level-6
35:46.51 Level-5
40:08.52 Level-7
43:33.92 Level-8
53:24.84 Level-9 (GAME)
I did a test stream on Twitch in 55:00 (about). The recording is up but the framerate is bad. I need to use a faster computer.
www.twitch.tv/superjercom
04:02.58 Level-2
12:28.87 Level-1
17:56.78 Level-3
23:44.13 Level-4
30:53.85 Level-6
35:46.51 Level-5
40:08.52 Level-7
43:33.92 Level-8
53:24.84 Level-9 (GAME)
I did a test stream on Twitch in 55:00 (about). The recording is up but the framerate is bad. I need to use a faster computer.
www.twitch.tv/superjercom
I WAS IN THE ROOM WHEN IT HAPPENED
(ato and I were busy watching the Super Metroid race)
User
My new best Zelda time:
04:02.58 Level-2
12:28.87 Level-1
17:56.78 Level-3
23:44.13 Level-4
30:53.85 Level-6
35:46.51 Level-5
40:08.52 Level-7
43:33.92 Level-8
53:24.84 Level-9 (GAME)
I did a test stream on Twitch in 55:00 (about). The recording is up but the framerate is bad. I need to use a faster computer.
www.twitch.tv/superjercom
04:02.58 Level-2
12:28.87 Level-1
17:56.78 Level-3
23:44.13 Level-4
30:53.85 Level-6
35:46.51 Level-5
40:08.52 Level-7
43:33.92 Level-8
53:24.84 Level-9 (GAME)
I did a test stream on Twitch in 55:00 (about). The recording is up but the framerate is bad. I need to use a faster computer.
www.twitch.tv/superjercom
User
It's interesting to watch a Sanic '06 run in which the runner is eerily, almost lazily calm throughout and the audience claps every time something they don't understand happens, which is sufficiently often.
User
SuperJer said:
buq25 said:
Yeah, tried to SMW with a timer. Got to the last level in 13 min. With 7 deaths.
Impressive, actually. Record it?
Sick vid
I fucked up recording sound and video, so the video quality is terrible and the music is just... something. I'd suggest muting it.
I'm running it on an emulator so it's not considered a legit time by SDA. Whatever.
It's a good run the first 2 levels, I miss an easy jump and loose my speed on the third map.
I fail like 4 times at entering doors and end up running past them.
I lost my flight on Donut Plains and had to land to get my speed back, but I atleast managed to get the good landing for the key.
On the water level after that I lost my cape which I want to really speed up the first star level. Accidently break 2 more yellow blocks than I need Star World 1.
I should have taken the star and used baby yoshi to move fast and just drop him at the end. Don't need him anyway.
Star World 3. I have no idea what I was doing.
I need the yellow Yoshi to do Star World 4 and get the key (the red Yoshi you can get on SW4 doesn't spit out a shell, but spits fire, so you can't hit the block to get the key.)
I need to stop being terrible on Bowser's Castle.
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buq25 said:
Yeah, tried to SMW with a timer. Got to the last level in 13 min. With 7 deaths. Then I died with the last life. So many improvements could be made. I didn't even have a cape for the yellow turn block star level. I could probably half my time on that level if I wasn't so terrible on the earlier levels.
Impressive, actually. Record it?
I'm trying to get Twitch working but it won't show my video.
I tried Zelda again, and I was -5:30 when I got to LEVEL-8 but I died there. DARKNUTS are DEATH.
Truck
User
I forgot about this .gif which is a shame because it's one of my all-time favs.
User
Ah, man, Monopoli's run of Halo 2 was hilarious and awesome.
Guess I'll go back to speedrunning SMW at some point. Maybe. Got it down to 12 minutes once, if I remember correctly. I probably don't, since SDA's best time is 10 min 29.
Yeah, tried to SMW with a timer. Got to the last level in 13 min. With 7 deaths. Then I died with the last life. So many improvements could be made. I didn't even have a cape for the yellow turn block star level. I could probably half my time on that level if I wasn't so terrible on the earlier levels.
Guess I'll go back to speedrunning SMW at some point. Maybe. Got it down to 12 minutes once, if I remember correctly. I probably don't, since SDA's best time is 10 min 29.
Yeah, tried to SMW with a timer. Got to the last level in 13 min. With 7 deaths. Then I died with the last life. So many improvements could be made. I didn't even have a cape for the yellow turn block star level. I could probably half my time on that level if I wasn't so terrible on the earlier levels.
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fedex _ said:
SuperJer said:
I was at work, with the Yoshi's Island run in a window, and the Internet went mostly out, except the video kept playing. At the same time some guy came in declaring there was a water leak so everyone got up in a panic, like OMG THE INTERNET IS WET. I decided to watch more Yoshi's Island and I pulled up the window and... it was just steaming a 100% empty room.
I was all WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY WORLD?
So I ran Zelda again when I got home and almost got under an hour:
04:10.07 Level 2 Triforce
11:59.62 Level 1 Triforce
19:26.08 Level 3 Triforce
26:22.07 Level 4 Triforce
35:48.28 Level 6 Triforce
41:54.33 Level 5 Triforce
46:35.03 Level 7 Triforce
49:11.68 Level 8 Triforce
60:00.96 Zelda
I was all WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY WORLD?
So I ran Zelda again when I got home and almost got under an hour:
04:10.07 Level 2 Triforce
11:59.62 Level 1 Triforce
19:26.08 Level 3 Triforce
26:22.07 Level 4 Triforce
35:48.28 Level 6 Triforce
41:54.33 Level 5 Triforce
46:35.03 Level 7 Triforce
49:11.68 Level 8 Triforce
60:00.96 Zelda
Can you go on twitch and stream? plz?
The best Zelda time is 31:39 :\ At least that's what SDA has. Zelda Speed Runs has 33:49 on emulator. Subadar's ~hour play would rank #18 there.
User
SuperJer said:
I was at work, with the Yoshi's Island run in a window, and the Internet went mostly out, except the video kept playing. At the same time some guy came in declaring there was a water leak so everyone got up in a panic, like OMG THE INTERNET IS WET. I decided to watch more Yoshi's Island and I pulled up the window and... it was just steaming a 100% empty room.
I was all WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY WORLD?
So I ran Zelda again when I got home and almost got under an hour:
04:10.07 Level 2 Triforce
11:59.62 Level 1 Triforce
19:26.08 Level 3 Triforce
26:22.07 Level 4 Triforce
35:48.28 Level 6 Triforce
41:54.33 Level 5 Triforce
46:35.03 Level 7 Triforce
49:11.68 Level 8 Triforce
60:00.96 Zelda
I was all WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY WORLD?
So I ran Zelda again when I got home and almost got under an hour:
04:10.07 Level 2 Triforce
11:59.62 Level 1 Triforce
19:26.08 Level 3 Triforce
26:22.07 Level 4 Triforce
35:48.28 Level 6 Triforce
41:54.33 Level 5 Triforce
46:35.03 Level 7 Triforce
49:11.68 Level 8 Triforce
60:00.96 Zelda
Can you go on twitch and stream? plz?
User
I was at work, with the Yoshi's Island run in a window, and the Internet went mostly out, except the video kept playing. At the same time some guy came in declaring there was a water leak so everyone got up in a panic, like OMG THE INTERNET IS WET. I decided to watch more Yoshi's Island and I pulled up the window and... it was just steaming a 100% empty room.
I was all WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY WORLD?
So I ran Zelda again when I got home and almost got under an hour:
04:10.07 Level 2 Triforce
11:59.62 Level 1 Triforce
19:26.08 Level 3 Triforce
26:22.07 Level 4 Triforce
35:48.28 Level 6 Triforce
41:54.33 Level 5 Triforce
46:35.03 Level 7 Triforce
49:11.68 Level 8 Triforce
60:00.96 Zelda
I was all WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY WORLD?
So I ran Zelda again when I got home and almost got under an hour:
04:10.07 Level 2 Triforce
11:59.62 Level 1 Triforce
19:26.08 Level 3 Triforce
26:22.07 Level 4 Triforce
35:48.28 Level 6 Triforce
41:54.33 Level 5 Triforce
46:35.03 Level 7 Triforce
49:11.68 Level 8 Triforce
60:00.96 Zelda
User
Yeah, I saw the slap and it was funny, unfortunately I had been up for way too long time so when he had to redo a part of the dog section I was like "nah". I liked the runner like his explanation of the story since he played the Japanese version. Fun guy.
Truck
User
SuperJer said:
I assume you want to see sky instead of the shaft? The thing is, sky just means "don't draw", essentially. It doesn't block anything but vis.
You can try adding a hint brush or two, to cut off the upper shaft. The game is drawing stuff it thinks you can see partly into.
Or you could make your map make sense instead. Put an exterior wall in the skybox?
You can try adding a hint brush or two, to cut off the upper shaft. The game is drawing stuff it thinks you can see partly into.
Or you could make your map make sense instead. Put an exterior wall in the skybox?
I just moved the shaft so it wont been seen in game , It's fine now , maybe next time I will try what you said
User
Sounds kinda confusing,I'll try to do it if i have some spare time.
As for making the lever go back and move down/up do it using func_train and path_track entities.
As for making the lever go back and move down/up do it using func_train and path_track entities.
User
Outcast said:
Ah just as I thought,your map is way too big.Try scaling it down to half maybe.And i just noticed that it exceeds the number of max base patches,which if i remember correctly is about 60k.Your map has 99732 base patches.
Ah fuck.. I Honestly thought you could make a map as big as the grid lines go.
Well, thank you.. This has been bothering me for quite some time now.
Is it possibles to mark everything within the map and just try and make it shorter/less wide or am I going to have to slash it into bits?
User
Okay, I have gotten my compile time down with 50% on this map I'm making by me removing the solids that I left in the air with "NULL" on them(Great thing).
To the questions:
ALLOCBLOCK? What do I do to remove the % of usage on it? Honestly, everyone that has written an answer is telling me it could be:
WAD SIZE - I've only been using the huge wads because I wanted to have everything I could ever need ready for me. This problem will be removed for my next attempt to compile this map.
Scaling of the textures that I've used in my map, I will be honest and say alot of the 256x256 are maybe 0,5-0,3 of their original scale. Even tho me personaly I think it should just have an effect on light/bounce.
Amount of Entities? As in the picture I have right here:
you can clearly see my entity use is not that great.
BUT! I have binded plenty of solids into one func_illusionary - could this cause bugs? It shouldn't right? They are spread out on the map it's not just one big piece of solids.
Are there any commands to be able to get the AllocBlock to get more space?
CLIP brush usage? I always put it around my map because I think it's simple and very easy to block players from going wherever they are not allowed to.
Will I need another program like QuArK to be able to remove this problem?
Final question - for now: How do I get to these places? Like for example:
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at
---> (-2474,-3964,-16 )(-2467,-3963,24) <--- How do I get to these coordinates? Honestly theres just no way of finding out where the heck that is on my map?
---> in hull 0 of model 84 <-- Where the hell is my model 84 and how do I get to it aswell?
(entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
******** COMPILE LOG *********
hlcsg v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
hlcsg v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlcsg.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -texdata 8000 -wadinclude BETATEST.wad
Arguments: d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -texdata 8000 -wadinclude BETATEST.wad -low -wadautodetect
Entering d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
reset logfile [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 8192000 ] [ 33554432 ]
max lighting memory [ 33554432 ] [ 33554432 ]
priority [ Low ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ off ] [ off ]
clip hull type [ simple ] [ simple ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ on ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
wad configuration file[ None ] [ None ]
wad.cfg group name [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullify trigger [ on ] [ on ]
min surface area [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
map scaling [ None ] [ None ]
light name optimize [ on ] [ on ]
UTF8 game_text [ on ] [ on ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadfiles not in use by the map will be excluded
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
[betatest.wad]
CreateBrush:
(2.36 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(1.77 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\christmasultimatemaddafakka.wad
- Contains 45 used textures, 23.32 percent of map (472 textures in wad)
Including Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\BETATEST.wad
- Contains 141 used textures, 73.06 percent of map (246 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\chateau.wad
- Contains 7 used textures, 3.63 percent of map (136 textures in wad)
Wad files required to run the map: "christmasultimatemaddafakka.wad;chateau.wad;"
added 30 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 7.18 mb (of 7.81 mb MAX)
4.97 seconds elapsed
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlbsp.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST
Arguments: d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -low -chart
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ on ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 33554432 ] [ 33554432 ]
priority [ Low ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noinsidefill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
no clipnode merging [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
nobrink [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 65536)
remove hull 2 [ off ] [ off ]
SolidBSP [hull 0] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...4000...4500...5000...5500...6000...6500...7000...7500...7693 (2.14 seconds)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'd:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST.prt'
SolidBSP [hull 1] Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-64,2887,1505)-(400,3280,1733) in hull 1 of model 0 (entity: classname "worldspawn", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (7,2352,1508)-(400,2832,1733) in hull 1 of model 0 (entity: classname "worldspawn", origin "", targetname "")
500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (128,1432,-232)-(129,1433,-148) in hull 1 of model 0 (entity: classname "worldspawn", origin "", targetname "")
4000...4500...5000...5500...6000...6374 (1.57 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 2] Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-64,2903,1501)-(416,3296,1729) in hull 2 of model 0 (entity: classname "worldspawn", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (23,2336,1504)-(416,2848,1729) in hull 2 of model 0 (entity: classname "worldspawn", origin "", targetname "")
500...1000...1500...2000...2500...Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (112,1448,-228)-(113,1449,-152) in hull 2 of model 0 (entity: classname "worldspawn", origin "", targetname "")
3000...3500...4000...4500...5000...5249 (1.08 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 3] Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-64,2887,1487)-(400,3280,1715) in hull 3 of model 0 (entity: classname "worldspawn", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (7,2352,1490)-(400,2832,1715) in hull 3 of model 0 (entity: classname "worldspawn", origin "", targetname "")
500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...4000...4500...5000...5500...6000...6500...7000...7083 (1.71 seconds)
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (38,2602,1050)-(44,2602,1092) in hull 1 of model 83 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-81,2585,975)-(-72,2585,993) in hull 2 of model 83 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (38,2602,1032)-(44,2602,1074) in hull 3 of model 83 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2474,-3964,-16)-(-2467,-3963,24) in hull 0 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2474,-3968,-16)-(-2467,-3967,24) in hull 0 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2490,-3948,-52)-(-2451,-3948,-36) in hull 1 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2551,-3947,-20)-(-2530,-3947,-12) in hull 1 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2614,-3948,-65)-(-2592,-3948,-42) in hull 1 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2614,-3948,-53)-(-2592,-3947,-2) in hull 1 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2598,-3984,-65)-(-2592,-3984,17) in hull 1 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2634,-3983,53)-(-2614,-3983,63) in hull 1 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2576,-3931,-16)-(-2563,-3931,-3) in hull 2 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2576,-3931,-9)-(-2566,-3931,1) in hull 2 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2506,-3932,-48)-(-2435,-3932,-32) in hull 2 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2618,-3931,-12)-(-2576,-3931,-8) in hull 2 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2618,-3931,-17)-(-2576,-3931,21) in hull 2 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2652,-3999,50)-(-2628,-3998,81) in hull 2 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2490,-3948,-34)-(-2451,-3948,-18) in hull 3 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2551,-3947,-2)-(-2530,-3947,6) in hull 3 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2467,-3984,-7)-(-2420,-3984,6) in hull 3 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2614,-3948,-47)-(-2592,-3948,-24) in hull 3 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2614,-3948,-35)-(-2592,-3947,16) in hull 3 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2598,-3984,-47)-(-2592,-3984,-4) in hull 3 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2634,-3983,35)-(-2614,-3983,45) in hull 3 of model 84 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at (-2842,3085,-2375)-(-2827,3085,-2364) in hull 3 of model 85 (entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
Reduced 26816 clipnodes to 23848
Reduced 2019 texinfos to 1849
Reduced 223 texdatas to 222 (5331156 bytes to 5330000)
Reduced 33348 planes to 10043
FixBrinks:
Increased 23848 clipnodes to 24213.
Object names Objects/Maxobjs Memory / Maxmem Fullness
------------ --------------- --------------- --------
models 210/512 13440/32768 (41.0%)
planes 10043/32768 200860/655360 (30.6%)
vertexes 35069/65535 420828/786420 (53.5%)
nodes 10416/32767 249984/786408 (31.8%)
texinfos 1849/32767 73960/1310680 ( 5.6%)
faces 25136/65535 502720/1310700 (38.4%)
* worldfaces 20274/32768 0/0 (61.9%)
clipnodes 24213/32767 193704/262136 (73.9%)
leaves 6677/32760 186956/917280 (20.4%)
* worldleaves 4396/8192 0/0 (53.7%)
marksurfaces 31099/65535 62198/131070 (47.5%)
surfedges 119535/512000 478140/2048000 (23.3%)
edges 61067/256000 244268/1024000 (23.9%)
texdata [variable] 5330000/33554432 (15.9%)
lightdata [variable] 0/33554432 ( 0.0%)
visdata [variable] 0/8388608 ( 0.0%)
entdata [variable] 33683/2097152 ( 1.6%)
* AllocBlock 81/64 0/0 (126.6%)
222 textures referenced
=== Total BSP file data space used: 7990741 bytes ===
Wad files required to run the map: "christmasultimatemaddafakka.wad;chateau.wad;"
15.97 seconds elapsed
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlvis.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATESTe -full
Arguments: d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -full -low
4396 portalleafs
15364 numportals
-= Current hlvis Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 33554432 ] [ 33554432 ]
max vis distance [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
priority [ Low ] [ Normal ]
fast vis [ off ] [ off ]
full vis [ on ] [ off ]
BasePortalVis:
(7.73 seconds)
LeafThread:
Warning: ChopWinding : rejected(1) due to too many points
Warning: ChopWinding : rejected(1) due to too many points
Warning: ChopWinding : rejected(1) due to too many points
Warning: ChopWinding : rejected(1) due to too many points
Warning: ChopWinding : rejected(1) due to too many points
Warning: ChopWinding : rejected(1) due to too many points
(2759.85 seconds)
average leafs visible: 434
g_visdatasize:570488 compressed from 2417800
2767.95 seconds elapsed [46m 7s]
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlrad.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -extra -sparse
Arguments: d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -extra -low -vismatrix sparse
-= Current hlrad Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|---------------------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 33554432 ] [ 33554432 ]
max lighting memory [ 33554432 ] [ 33554432 ]
priority [ Low ] [ Normal ]
fast rad [ off ] [ off ]
vismatrix algorithm [ Sparse ] [ Sparse ]
oversampling (-extra)[ on ] [ off ]
bounces [ 8 ] [ 8 ]
ambient light [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ] [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ]
light limit threshold[ 188.000 ] [ 188.000 ]
circus mode [ off ] [ off ]
smoothing threshold [ 50.000 ] [ 50.000 ]
smoothing threshold 2[ no change ] [ no change ]
direct threshold [ 10.000 ] [ 10.000 ]
direct light scale [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
coring threshold [ 0.001 ] [ 0.001 ]
patch interpolation [ on ] [ on ]
texscale [ on ] [ on ]
patch subdividing [ on ] [ on ]
chop value [ 64.000 ] [ 64.000 ]
texchop value [ 32.000 ] [ 32.000 ]
global fade [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global light scale [ 2.000 2.000 2.000 ] [ 2.000 2.000 2.000 ]
global gamma [ 0.550 0.550 0.550 ] [ 0.550 0.550 0.550 ]
global light scale [ 2.000 ] [ 2.000 ]
global sky diffusion [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
spread angles [ on ] [ on ]
opaque entities [ on ] [ on ]
sky lighting fix [ on ] [ on ]
incremental [ off ] [ off ]
dump [ off ] [ off ]
colour jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
monochromatic jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
custom shadows with bounce light
[ off ] [ off ]
rgb transfers [ off ] [ off ]
minimum final light [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
size of transfer [ 1 (16bit) ] [ 1 (16bit) ]
size of rgbtransfer [ 2 (32bit) ] [ 2 (32bit) ]
soft sky [ on ] [ on ]
translucent depth [ 2.000 ] [ 2.000 ]
block opaque [ on ] [ on ]
ignore textures [ off ] [ off ]
reflectivity gamma [ 1.760 ] [ 1.760 ]
reflectivity scale [ 0.700 ] [ 0.700 ]
blur size [ 1.500 ] [ 1.500 ]
no emitter range [ off ] [ off ]
wall bleeding fix [ on ] [ on ]
Load Textures:
Using Wadfile: d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST.wa_
222 textures referenced
Reading texlights from 'D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\lights.rad'
0 opaque models
0 opaque faces
25136 faces
Create Patches : 99732 base patches
1520196 square feet [218908352.00 square inches]
1 direct lights and 16386 fast direct lights
1 light styles
FindFacePositions:
(12.61 seconds)
BuildFacelights:
(261.15 seconds)
BuildVisLeafs:
(261.93 seconds)
visibility matrix : 129.2 megs
MakeScales:
(270.27 seconds)
Transfer Lists : 388612874 : 388.61M transfers
Indices : 115699972 : 110.34M bytes
Data : 777507994 : 741.49M bytes
Bounce 1 GatherLight:
(9.04 seconds)
Bounce 2 GatherLight:
(9.12 seconds)
Bounce 3 GatherLight:
(9.11 seconds)
Bounce 4 GatherLight:
(9.08 seconds)
Bounce 5 GatherLight:
(9.02 seconds)
Bounce 6 GatherLight:
(9.09 seconds)
Bounce 7 GatherLight:
(9.06 seconds)
Bounce 8 GatherLight:
(9.07 seconds)
AddPatchLights:
(6.02 seconds)
FinalLightFace:
(0.12 seconds)
889.16 seconds elapsed [14m 49s]
----- END hlrad -----
To the questions:
ALLOCBLOCK? What do I do to remove the % of usage on it? Honestly, everyone that has written an answer is telling me it could be:
WAD SIZE - I've only been using the huge wads because I wanted to have everything I could ever need ready for me. This problem will be removed for my next attempt to compile this map.
Scaling of the textures that I've used in my map, I will be honest and say alot of the 256x256 are maybe 0,5-0,3 of their original scale. Even tho me personaly I think it should just have an effect on light/bounce.
Amount of Entities? As in the picture I have right here:
you can clearly see my entity use is not that great.
BUT! I have binded plenty of solids into one func_illusionary - could this cause bugs? It shouldn't right? They are spread out on the map it's not just one big piece of solids.
Are there any commands to be able to get the AllocBlock to get more space?
CLIP brush usage? I always put it around my map because I think it's simple and very easy to block players from going wherever they are not allowed to.
Will I need another program like QuArK to be able to remove this problem?
Final question - for now: How do I get to these places? Like for example:
Warning: Ambiguous leafnode content ( EMPTY and SOLID ) at
---> (-2474,-3964,-16 )(-2467,-3963,24) <--- How do I get to these coordinates? Honestly theres just no way of finding out where the heck that is on my map?
---> in hull 0 of model 84 <-- Where the hell is my model 84 and how do I get to it aswell?
(entity: classname "func_illusionary", origin "", targetname "")
******** COMPILE LOG *********
hlcsg v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
hlcsg v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlcsg.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -texdata 8000 -wadinclude BETATEST.wad
Arguments: d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -texdata 8000 -wadinclude BETATEST.wad -low -wadautodetect
Entering d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
reset logfile [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 8192000 ] [ 33554432 ]
max lighting memory [ 33554432 ] [ 33554432 ]
priority [ Low ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ off ] [ off ]
clip hull type [ simple ] [ simple ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ on ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
wad configuration file[ None ] [ None ]
wad.cfg group name [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullify trigger [ on ] [ on ]
min surface area [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
map scaling [ None ] [ None ]
light name optimize [ on ] [ on ]
UTF8 game_text [ on ] [ on ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadfiles not in use by the map will be excluded
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
[betatest.wad]
CreateBrush:
(2.36 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(1.77 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\christmasultimatemaddafakka.wad
- Contains 45 used textures, 23.32 percent of map (472 textures in wad)
Including Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\BETATEST.wad
- Contains 141 used textures, 73.06 percent of map (246 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\chateau.wad
- Contains 7 used textures, 3.63 percent of map (136 textures in wad)
Wad files required to run the map: "christmasultimatemaddafakka.wad;chateau.wad;"
added 30 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 7.18 mb (of 7.81 mb MAX)
4.97 seconds elapsed
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlbsp.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST
Arguments: d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -low -chart
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ on ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
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hlvis v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlvis.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATESTe -full
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hlrad v3.4 VL31 (Oct 14 2013)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (vluzacn@163.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlrad.exe d:\program\worldcraft\maps\BETATEST -extra -sparse
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Truck
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I tend to dislike movies in general, I never feel like it's possible to tell an entire story in ~2 hours. The only movies I usually like are ones that exist in conjunction with an existing on going series, so the movie doesn't have to waste half its time setting up the universe and characters.
Truck
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Aw man I was totally going to recommend the hell out of Bakemonogatari, seeing as how the initial run of this thread was before I became a Nisio Isin fanboy, but you're already watching them it seems. And you've hit up Katanagatari and I haven't watched enough of Medaka Box to formulate an opinion, though I hear that its "high school, slice-of-life" facade blows up later and it becomes a completely different show. Which seems like something Nisio Isin would do, I just don't have the patience to get to that point, or haven't yet 
If you get into Durarara!!! and like the style then you should also hit up Ryohogo Narita's other adapted series, Baccano! The plot is that a few hundred years back someone on a ship sailing for the New World made a deal with the devil (or something that says it was the devil) and subsequently unlocked a formula for immortality. Crazy shit ensues and moving up to the modern era, more people become immortal, on purpose or on accident, and some of those are probably are too irresponsible to be immortal. Most of the characters are crazy at any rate and the Rail Tracer might be one of the most sociopathic (though entertaining) characters I've seen.
Its flaws: Like Durarara!!!, they opted for a limited-run adaptation of what was still an ongoing light novel series, so unlike Bakemonogatari, they had to tie shit up without resolving much of anything between the characters (there's just an arc or two) and who knows if they'll ever finish the damn thing.
The other flaw: it's jumpy. As in it spends a lot of time bouncing around between time periods and locations and while I appreciate the experiment, its purpose is obscured by its excesses.
If you get into Durarara!!! and like the style then you should also hit up Ryohogo Narita's other adapted series, Baccano! The plot is that a few hundred years back someone on a ship sailing for the New World made a deal with the devil (or something that says it was the devil) and subsequently unlocked a formula for immortality. Crazy shit ensues and moving up to the modern era, more people become immortal, on purpose or on accident, and some of those are probably are too irresponsible to be immortal. Most of the characters are crazy at any rate and the Rail Tracer might be one of the most sociopathic (though entertaining) characters I've seen.
Its flaws: Like Durarara!!!, they opted for a limited-run adaptation of what was still an ongoing light novel series, so unlike Bakemonogatari, they had to tie shit up without resolving much of anything between the characters (there's just an arc or two) and who knows if they'll ever finish the damn thing.
The other flaw: it's jumpy. As in it spends a lot of time bouncing around between time periods and locations and while I appreciate the experiment, its purpose is obscured by its excesses.
Truck
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Last time I got missionaries I made up a long string of lies about how I used to be Mormon and all the crazy stuff we Mormons got up to, and how that care-free devil-may-care lifestyle simply doesn't suit me anymore as I've matured with age.
One of them was glaring at me the entire time, because it was obviously total bullshit, but he was trained to be polite so didn't say anything. The other guy TOTALLY believed it and was shocked... just shocked.
Oh, and a long time ago, I had missionaries, and I told them that I couldn't convert because my cat hated religion and would probably run away.
One of them was glaring at me the entire time, because it was obviously total bullshit, but he was trained to be polite so didn't say anything. The other guy TOTALLY believed it and was shocked... just shocked.
Oh, and a long time ago, I had missionaries, and I told them that I couldn't convert because my cat hated religion and would probably run away.
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but so little time, so little time.
Truck
User
I had a dream last night. In it, I was a mob hitman. I was a cold-blooded killer in a highly organized mafia that had a firm grip on the city I lived in. The mafia was notoriously more powerful than the police, did not hesitate to kill anyone who crossed them... and were strangely honest, fair and straightforward about it. Essentially there were three fatally important rules: You don't rat out the mob, you don't steal from the mob, and you don't attack anyone in the mob.
I had many homicidal encounters, one notable one in which I was only supposed to shoot one woman for informing the police about our activities. I almost couldn't believe it when I was told about it, as she had supposedly called the cops after seeing a few mobsters get rough with a businessman that wasn't paying his protection money. She practically commit suicide by ratting us out, and for something the police probably wouldn't even act on!
Once at her house, I got in quick and I shot her in the back. She never saw it coming, all was well... until her husband came home right as I was leaving. Upon seeing my car in the driveway, a dead-giveaway mobster town car, he already knew his wife was dead, and he was frantically calling the police. I was all, "Ah, come on! Whaddya gotta call the cops for, that's what did your wife in! Now I gotta shoot you too! I can't believe how stupid that was! I'm standing right here! With a gun!"
So I did kill him, although it was really more of a suicide. He was, however, coming home from the grocery store, and his daughter had been collecting comestibles from their SUV. Unfortunately for both of us, she decided to steal my car while I was busy phoning my bosses about things getting more complicated. I had left the car running with the keys in the ignition for a quick get away, but it had backfired on me fiercely. Since I had the dad's keys, I jumped in the SUV to chase her down and get back my boss's car. I knew there was barely any gas in my car, because I had been stupid and forgot to fill it up, so it was only a couple of miles before I caught up to her frantically trying to refuel at a gas station. Strictly following the rules would mean I'd have to shoot her too, since she stole the car, even though she had heard me yelling that all her dad had to do was 'nothing' if he didn't want to get shot. So I started yelling at her that all she had to do was 'nothing' if she didn't want to get shot, but I also wasn't quite cold-blooded enough to shoot a kid without hesitation.
I started telling her that I was going to try to get special dispensation from the bosses to let her off the hook, when, unfortunately for all three of us, two cops came to a stop at the gas station in their cruiser. The girl, obviously in a panic, got their attention whether she wanted to or not, and I had to quickly react and shoot both of the officers as well, as this wasn't going to go down any other way that didn't get me killed or imprisoned. At this point there was enough evidence splattered around the place from all four of us bleeding for various reasons that I decided I needed to do a quick clean-up job. Luckily, someone always kept a quantity of plastic explosives in the trunk of the car, so I decided to blow up the entire gas station... I didn't actually check to see if there was an attendant present, so I may have unintentionally killed even one more person. The girl, after both trying to run away and also use her phone (like seriously, why does everyone keep giving me reasons to shoot them!?) had annoyed me enough that I decided to replace the explosives in the trunk with her sans electronic communication devices. I drove away and set off the bomb, turning the whole scene into a crater, and the bodies of the officers into seared particulates.
The headquarters was a very lavish office building with heavily armed and well dressed guards standing in plain view of the woebegone police. I dragged the now exhausted, timid, and thankfully compliant girl up to see the most important wiseguy I could find. The don was out, but the consigliere was in, and that was good enough for me. I told him how crazy the simple whack job got, and how the girl only 'temporarily' borrowed my ride, so maybe I could just... not shoot her... if that would be okay? After silently staring at me during my long tale of adventure he suddenly looked very pleased. He told me he was surprised that I took initiative all the times I should, and that I came to him about the girl. I didn't even need to beg, he demanded I let the girl go immediately. According to him, icing a kid is bad for the public image, and not worth the minuscule chance she'd get us all pinched.
At this point I had time to think about what had happened, and I realized I'd unnecessarily blown up the girl's parent's SUV along with the gas station. It was almost brand new, and I didn't want nobody calling me cheap or irresponsible, so I gave her thirty large as the approximate value of the vehicle. Mind you, in my head this was just being an honest man, and the 'recently having killed her parents' didn't even factor into it. I told the girl she better suppress her family gene for committing suicide on the mob, and also told her if she wanted to come looking for vengeance it would be nice if she waited a few years until she was an adult, so that when I whacked her it wouldn't make me look like a son of a bitch.
Later on, I had a very interesting, if not incredibly frustrating conversation with a couple wiseguys. The mob suspected an associate of being up to something, we didn't know what, but we were looking into it. The twit had been sweating and twitching like crazy the last time a capo started talking to him, and he seemed like he was trying to avoid us altogether. So the three of us had a few words with him at his place of residence. We told him to stay home, not let anybody in, and not touch the phone. It was part keeping him from going on the lam while we checked out what he'd been up to, and part to see if he'd make a run for it, giving us no reason to doubt his ambiguous treachery.
We holed up in the attic of the house across the street with a high-tech x-ray scope sniper rifle, so we could shoot him as soon as he did what we expected him to, or we got called about him being a rat... or a thief... or whatever the hell he did. Now, these two jokers were made men, they had nothing to worry about. Even if they screwed the gig up they'd get a slap on the wrist a worst... but I wasn't made yet, even as hard as I was trying, so I had a vested interest in not cocking anything up. Seeing as these two had only begrudgingly agreed to be part of something as lowly as keeping an eye on possible rat, they weren't taking it very seriously. While we should have been quiet and attentive, we instead had an incredibly insipid conversation, it went something like this:
Me: "Alright, alright, so Vinnie, you're here to shoot the rifle, and I'm here to keep an eye out for trouble, but what's he doin' here?"
Vincent: "I'm not Vinnie you goof, dats Vinnie."
Me: "You're messing with me, the boss called you Vinnie not twenty minutes ago."
Vinnie: "Nah, we call me Vinnie, we call him Vincent."
Me: "Wait, you're both Vinnie?"
Vincent: "You got it all wrong, he's Vinnie, I'm Vincent.
Me: (Pointing at Vincent) But the boss called you Vinnie, I did not get you two confused. (pointing at Vinnie) You weren't even there!"
Vincent: "Yeah, so what?"
Me: "So what? So you're Vinnie too!"
Vincent: "What, you mean I shoulda corrected the boss? Forget about it!"
Me: "Well why's he gotta send both of you on the same job? Two guys he calls Vinnie? It's like a liability or somethin', gonna get the wires crossed!"
Vinnie: "The boss didn't send me, he doesn't even know I'm here."
Me: (exasperated) "Well then let's get back on track, whaddya doin' here, Vinnie?"
Vincent: "He owed me a favor, this rat could take hours to do somethin' stupid, and given the experience so far, I'd probably end up shooting myself before I shot him if I had to shoot the shit with your stupid ass the whole time."
Me: "Hey, if I knew this gig was a plus one I woulda brought a date, not some fat asshole, nothin' personal Vinnie."
Vinnie: "Hey! You want me to whack you or somethin'?"
Vincent: "C'mon Vinnie, you are a fat asshole, give the kid a break."
Vinnie: "Ah, forget about it!"
Me: "Hey, not to dampen this mood we got goin', but I've seen our rat walk by the window like half a dozen times while you been lookin' back at me. You gonna actually keep an eye on him or should I hold the rifle?"
Vincent: "Nobody touches this beauty but me. Not yet, I haven't even given her a name yet, and she's still a virgin!"
Me: "Alright, I won't touch your lady-friend, just keep your eyes on her or she's gonna get jealous."
Vinnie: (suddenly and very disbelieving) "I wasn't payin' attention, did you say Theresa's a virgin?"
Vincent: "Nah, the rifle not my girl."
Vinnie: "Ah, I was gonna ask you why she was wailing like banshee if you weren't, you know..."
Vincent: "Shut the hell up, Vinnie."
Vinnie: "Yeah, yeah."
Me: "Come on, you were lookin' through that scope for a total of six and a half seconds before you turned around and started jabbering to Vinnie again."
Vincent: (turning back to look through the scope) "Sorry, mom."
Me: "He get away yet?"
Vincent: "Nah, he's still scurrying about like a rat in a maze. I wish he'd sit still so I could shoot him more easy. Wait, you think he knows I'm up here, that we're gonna find somethin' out?"
Vinnie: "He'd have to be a real top-notch goof not to think we're watchin' his stupid ass."
Me: "Which makes him nervous, he's just nervous, a nervous guy is gonna pace whether or not he's a canary. Just keep an eye on him or he'll fly away!"
Vincent: "Whatever."
A minute goes by with Vincent actually watching the rat.
Vinnie: "I'm glad I had two cups a coffee before you picked me up."
Vincent: "Tell me about it, I'd fall right out the window if I'd skipped my fix."
Vincent has turned around again, I am glaring rancorously to no effect.
Vinnie: "Nothin' wakes you up like a black cuppa joe."
Vincent: "Black? Whaddya wanna knock yourself back out? You gotta make it smooth and sweet, somethin' to relax the hangover."
Vinnie: "Aw, come on, that's a woman's drink, don't tell me you drink it like that."
Vincent: "With two creams and two sugars or I'll go wild."
Vinnie: "You ain't kiddin'! I can hardly believe it, you iced more marks than I can count to and you drink it like that?"
Vincent: "Whassat gotta do with it? You're the nut job, drinkin' that swill, why dontcha just chew on the beans at that rate?
Vinnie: "Rather that then grow a pair of tits drinkin' what you drink."
Vincent: "You see, he's right, you are a fat asshole!"
Vinnie: "Well, maybe your new boyfriend can take you on a date when you've dolled yourself up with your lady drink."
Vincent: "You got bigger tits than Theresa, Vinnie, you're the one drinking the wrong kinda joe."
I cut Vinnie off before he can retort.
Me: "Oh my god, stop talking about tits or coffee or whatever and watch the fucking rat."
Vincent: "Hey, this is deep, we gotta figure this out."
Me: "We're gonna be deep underground if you let him get away."
Vinnie: "Nah, just you, we're made, we'll just say you messed it up."
Me: "Oh, that's just great, why don't you just shoot me now?!"
Vinnie: "I'm pullin' your leg! We wouldn't do that. Probably. Besides, he's not goin' nowhere, he's too busy stomping a track into his kitchen floor."
Me: "That'll be great comfort when the boss has my thumbs broken."
Vincent: "Stop changing the subject, new guy, you gotta break the tie."
Vinnie: "Yeah, it's gotta be black, right?"
Me: "Man I hardly even drink coffee, I don't fuckin' know."
Vinnie & Vincent: "What?!"
Vinnie: "This guy doesn't drink coffee? Where'd you find this asshole, Vinnie?!"
Vincent: "I-"
Me: "HEY! You just called him Vinnie! I knew it!"
Vinnie: "Wha- no I- you had me confused, you don't drink coffee, the hell is wrong with you?!"
Me: "It's just a drink, don't get so worked up about it."
Vinnie: "Ah, forget about it!"
Vincent: "Yeah, we'll have to ask the don, he'll set it straight, whaddya care what this cugine thinks, anyway?"
Vinnie: "Alright, alright, but I got another question."
Me: "I'm sure you do, Vincent, the rat, the rifle, at least pretend you give a shit!"
Vincent: (Turning back around to check on the rat again) "Ah, he's still there."
Me: "You sure?"
Vincent: "No, where the hell did he go?"
Me: "What?!"
Vincent: "Haha, gotcha!"
Vinnie and Vincent have a good long guffaw.
Me: "Remind me to knock out a few of your teeth when they confirm me, wiseguy."
Vincent: "You're welcome to try, if you want a free trip to the hospital."
Vinnie: "Damn it, I said I had another question, I'm gonna forget it!"
Vincent: "Alright, what?"
Vinnie: "So, you gotta think about this. But if you had to pick one, and one to be gone foreva, coffee or tea?"
Vincent: "What kind of a stupid ass ques-"
Vinnie: "No, no, no! You gotta look at the big picture, I ain't talkin' about you and me, I'm talkin' about the whole world."
Vincent: "That's still a stupid ass question, Vinnie, Tea can take a hike, everybody drinks coffee every day!"
Vinnie: "Sure, sure, here in America, but I said the whole world, Vince, you gotta really think about it!"
Vincent: "Alright, I thought about it, and you're an idiot."
Vinnie: "You know how many people need tea like we need coffee! Fuckin' China and the Brits, that's gotta be half the world!"
Vincent: "China and England aren't half the world, Vinnie.
Vinnie: "I was givin' an example or somethin', gimmie a break. But you gotta admit, those Brits would be jumpin' off Big Ben by the millions if they lose their tea. S'why I'm sayin' you gotta really think about."
Vincent: "Where do you come up with this shit? Alright, new guy, coffee is more important than tea. Vinnie's an idiot, right?
Me: "Look, I told you I don't even drink coffee."
Vincent whips around, rifle and all.
Vincent: "You're siding with this son of a bitch?!"
Me: "Whoa! I'm not siding with nobody, I just don't give a shit, Vince, point that thing somewhere else!"
Vincent: "Nah, I'm just messin' with you again!"
Vinnie and Vincent have another hearty guffaw.
Me: "For the love of baby Jesus, could you quit yappin' and keep an eye on the rat for more than ten seconds?!"
Vincent: "Nah, it doesn't matta."
Me: "What?"
Vincent: "The boss texted me five minutes ago, he's no rat, he's just nervous."
Me: "Then what have we been doin' here?!"
Vincent: "Talkin' about coffee and tits and shit, whaddya think?"
Vinnie: "Yeah, we gotta figure this stuff out, it can't be all about whackin' a rat."
Me: "Can I go back to having a shootout with the cops? At least then I knew what the hell was going on."
Vinnie: "You had a shootout with the cops?"
Vincent: "And he blew up a gas station."
Vinnie: "That was you?!"
Me: "Yeah, no big deal, there was blood, bullets and bodies everywhere, I didn't have time to clean it the slow way, so I just made a crater out of it.
Vinnie: "Damn it, I stop at that place for coffee! Why you gotta mess things up? I oughta pop you one!"
Me: "You're not serious."
Vincent: "He's catching on, Vinnie, I think we need a new mark."
Me: "Hey, don't get me wrong, you had me those other times, most people can't pull one over on me like that."
Vincent: "I think we just got a compliment from Mr. by-the-books here, look out the window, are pigs flyin'?
Vinnie: "Nah, just canaries."
Me: "Oh, shut up."
I had many homicidal encounters, one notable one in which I was only supposed to shoot one woman for informing the police about our activities. I almost couldn't believe it when I was told about it, as she had supposedly called the cops after seeing a few mobsters get rough with a businessman that wasn't paying his protection money. She practically commit suicide by ratting us out, and for something the police probably wouldn't even act on!
Once at her house, I got in quick and I shot her in the back. She never saw it coming, all was well... until her husband came home right as I was leaving. Upon seeing my car in the driveway, a dead-giveaway mobster town car, he already knew his wife was dead, and he was frantically calling the police. I was all, "Ah, come on! Whaddya gotta call the cops for, that's what did your wife in! Now I gotta shoot you too! I can't believe how stupid that was! I'm standing right here! With a gun!"
So I did kill him, although it was really more of a suicide. He was, however, coming home from the grocery store, and his daughter had been collecting comestibles from their SUV. Unfortunately for both of us, she decided to steal my car while I was busy phoning my bosses about things getting more complicated. I had left the car running with the keys in the ignition for a quick get away, but it had backfired on me fiercely. Since I had the dad's keys, I jumped in the SUV to chase her down and get back my boss's car. I knew there was barely any gas in my car, because I had been stupid and forgot to fill it up, so it was only a couple of miles before I caught up to her frantically trying to refuel at a gas station. Strictly following the rules would mean I'd have to shoot her too, since she stole the car, even though she had heard me yelling that all her dad had to do was 'nothing' if he didn't want to get shot. So I started yelling at her that all she had to do was 'nothing' if she didn't want to get shot, but I also wasn't quite cold-blooded enough to shoot a kid without hesitation.
I started telling her that I was going to try to get special dispensation from the bosses to let her off the hook, when, unfortunately for all three of us, two cops came to a stop at the gas station in their cruiser. The girl, obviously in a panic, got their attention whether she wanted to or not, and I had to quickly react and shoot both of the officers as well, as this wasn't going to go down any other way that didn't get me killed or imprisoned. At this point there was enough evidence splattered around the place from all four of us bleeding for various reasons that I decided I needed to do a quick clean-up job. Luckily, someone always kept a quantity of plastic explosives in the trunk of the car, so I decided to blow up the entire gas station... I didn't actually check to see if there was an attendant present, so I may have unintentionally killed even one more person. The girl, after both trying to run away and also use her phone (like seriously, why does everyone keep giving me reasons to shoot them!?) had annoyed me enough that I decided to replace the explosives in the trunk with her sans electronic communication devices. I drove away and set off the bomb, turning the whole scene into a crater, and the bodies of the officers into seared particulates.
The headquarters was a very lavish office building with heavily armed and well dressed guards standing in plain view of the woebegone police. I dragged the now exhausted, timid, and thankfully compliant girl up to see the most important wiseguy I could find. The don was out, but the consigliere was in, and that was good enough for me. I told him how crazy the simple whack job got, and how the girl only 'temporarily' borrowed my ride, so maybe I could just... not shoot her... if that would be okay? After silently staring at me during my long tale of adventure he suddenly looked very pleased. He told me he was surprised that I took initiative all the times I should, and that I came to him about the girl. I didn't even need to beg, he demanded I let the girl go immediately. According to him, icing a kid is bad for the public image, and not worth the minuscule chance she'd get us all pinched.
At this point I had time to think about what had happened, and I realized I'd unnecessarily blown up the girl's parent's SUV along with the gas station. It was almost brand new, and I didn't want nobody calling me cheap or irresponsible, so I gave her thirty large as the approximate value of the vehicle. Mind you, in my head this was just being an honest man, and the 'recently having killed her parents' didn't even factor into it. I told the girl she better suppress her family gene for committing suicide on the mob, and also told her if she wanted to come looking for vengeance it would be nice if she waited a few years until she was an adult, so that when I whacked her it wouldn't make me look like a son of a bitch.
Later on, I had a very interesting, if not incredibly frustrating conversation with a couple wiseguys. The mob suspected an associate of being up to something, we didn't know what, but we were looking into it. The twit had been sweating and twitching like crazy the last time a capo started talking to him, and he seemed like he was trying to avoid us altogether. So the three of us had a few words with him at his place of residence. We told him to stay home, not let anybody in, and not touch the phone. It was part keeping him from going on the lam while we checked out what he'd been up to, and part to see if he'd make a run for it, giving us no reason to doubt his ambiguous treachery.
We holed up in the attic of the house across the street with a high-tech x-ray scope sniper rifle, so we could shoot him as soon as he did what we expected him to, or we got called about him being a rat... or a thief... or whatever the hell he did. Now, these two jokers were made men, they had nothing to worry about. Even if they screwed the gig up they'd get a slap on the wrist a worst... but I wasn't made yet, even as hard as I was trying, so I had a vested interest in not cocking anything up. Seeing as these two had only begrudgingly agreed to be part of something as lowly as keeping an eye on possible rat, they weren't taking it very seriously. While we should have been quiet and attentive, we instead had an incredibly insipid conversation, it went something like this:
Me: "Alright, alright, so Vinnie, you're here to shoot the rifle, and I'm here to keep an eye out for trouble, but what's he doin' here?"
Vincent: "I'm not Vinnie you goof, dats Vinnie."
Me: "You're messing with me, the boss called you Vinnie not twenty minutes ago."
Vinnie: "Nah, we call me Vinnie, we call him Vincent."
Me: "Wait, you're both Vinnie?"
Vincent: "You got it all wrong, he's Vinnie, I'm Vincent.
Me: (Pointing at Vincent) But the boss called you Vinnie, I did not get you two confused. (pointing at Vinnie) You weren't even there!"
Vincent: "Yeah, so what?"
Me: "So what? So you're Vinnie too!"
Vincent: "What, you mean I shoulda corrected the boss? Forget about it!"
Me: "Well why's he gotta send both of you on the same job? Two guys he calls Vinnie? It's like a liability or somethin', gonna get the wires crossed!"
Vinnie: "The boss didn't send me, he doesn't even know I'm here."
Me: (exasperated) "Well then let's get back on track, whaddya doin' here, Vinnie?"
Vincent: "He owed me a favor, this rat could take hours to do somethin' stupid, and given the experience so far, I'd probably end up shooting myself before I shot him if I had to shoot the shit with your stupid ass the whole time."
Me: "Hey, if I knew this gig was a plus one I woulda brought a date, not some fat asshole, nothin' personal Vinnie."
Vinnie: "Hey! You want me to whack you or somethin'?"
Vincent: "C'mon Vinnie, you are a fat asshole, give the kid a break."
Vinnie: "Ah, forget about it!"
Me: "Hey, not to dampen this mood we got goin', but I've seen our rat walk by the window like half a dozen times while you been lookin' back at me. You gonna actually keep an eye on him or should I hold the rifle?"
Vincent: "Nobody touches this beauty but me. Not yet, I haven't even given her a name yet, and she's still a virgin!"
Me: "Alright, I won't touch your lady-friend, just keep your eyes on her or she's gonna get jealous."
Vinnie: (suddenly and very disbelieving) "I wasn't payin' attention, did you say Theresa's a virgin?"
Vincent: "Nah, the rifle not my girl."
Vinnie: "Ah, I was gonna ask you why she was wailing like banshee if you weren't, you know..."
Vincent: "Shut the hell up, Vinnie."
Vinnie: "Yeah, yeah."
Me: "Come on, you were lookin' through that scope for a total of six and a half seconds before you turned around and started jabbering to Vinnie again."
Vincent: (turning back to look through the scope) "Sorry, mom."
Me: "He get away yet?"
Vincent: "Nah, he's still scurrying about like a rat in a maze. I wish he'd sit still so I could shoot him more easy. Wait, you think he knows I'm up here, that we're gonna find somethin' out?"
Vinnie: "He'd have to be a real top-notch goof not to think we're watchin' his stupid ass."
Me: "Which makes him nervous, he's just nervous, a nervous guy is gonna pace whether or not he's a canary. Just keep an eye on him or he'll fly away!"
Vincent: "Whatever."
A minute goes by with Vincent actually watching the rat.
Vinnie: "I'm glad I had two cups a coffee before you picked me up."
Vincent: "Tell me about it, I'd fall right out the window if I'd skipped my fix."
Vincent has turned around again, I am glaring rancorously to no effect.
Vinnie: "Nothin' wakes you up like a black cuppa joe."
Vincent: "Black? Whaddya wanna knock yourself back out? You gotta make it smooth and sweet, somethin' to relax the hangover."
Vinnie: "Aw, come on, that's a woman's drink, don't tell me you drink it like that."
Vincent: "With two creams and two sugars or I'll go wild."
Vinnie: "You ain't kiddin'! I can hardly believe it, you iced more marks than I can count to and you drink it like that?"
Vincent: "Whassat gotta do with it? You're the nut job, drinkin' that swill, why dontcha just chew on the beans at that rate?
Vinnie: "Rather that then grow a pair of tits drinkin' what you drink."
Vincent: "You see, he's right, you are a fat asshole!"
Vinnie: "Well, maybe your new boyfriend can take you on a date when you've dolled yourself up with your lady drink."
Vincent: "You got bigger tits than Theresa, Vinnie, you're the one drinking the wrong kinda joe."
I cut Vinnie off before he can retort.
Me: "Oh my god, stop talking about tits or coffee or whatever and watch the fucking rat."
Vincent: "Hey, this is deep, we gotta figure this out."
Me: "We're gonna be deep underground if you let him get away."
Vinnie: "Nah, just you, we're made, we'll just say you messed it up."
Me: "Oh, that's just great, why don't you just shoot me now?!"
Vinnie: "I'm pullin' your leg! We wouldn't do that. Probably. Besides, he's not goin' nowhere, he's too busy stomping a track into his kitchen floor."
Me: "That'll be great comfort when the boss has my thumbs broken."
Vincent: "Stop changing the subject, new guy, you gotta break the tie."
Vinnie: "Yeah, it's gotta be black, right?"
Me: "Man I hardly even drink coffee, I don't fuckin' know."
Vinnie & Vincent: "What?!"
Vinnie: "This guy doesn't drink coffee? Where'd you find this asshole, Vinnie?!"
Vincent: "I-"
Me: "HEY! You just called him Vinnie! I knew it!"
Vinnie: "Wha- no I- you had me confused, you don't drink coffee, the hell is wrong with you?!"
Me: "It's just a drink, don't get so worked up about it."
Vinnie: "Ah, forget about it!"
Vincent: "Yeah, we'll have to ask the don, he'll set it straight, whaddya care what this cugine thinks, anyway?"
Vinnie: "Alright, alright, but I got another question."
Me: "I'm sure you do, Vincent, the rat, the rifle, at least pretend you give a shit!"
Vincent: (Turning back around to check on the rat again) "Ah, he's still there."
Me: "You sure?"
Vincent: "No, where the hell did he go?"
Me: "What?!"
Vincent: "Haha, gotcha!"
Vinnie and Vincent have a good long guffaw.
Me: "Remind me to knock out a few of your teeth when they confirm me, wiseguy."
Vincent: "You're welcome to try, if you want a free trip to the hospital."
Vinnie: "Damn it, I said I had another question, I'm gonna forget it!"
Vincent: "Alright, what?"
Vinnie: "So, you gotta think about this. But if you had to pick one, and one to be gone foreva, coffee or tea?"
Vincent: "What kind of a stupid ass ques-"
Vinnie: "No, no, no! You gotta look at the big picture, I ain't talkin' about you and me, I'm talkin' about the whole world."
Vincent: "That's still a stupid ass question, Vinnie, Tea can take a hike, everybody drinks coffee every day!"
Vinnie: "Sure, sure, here in America, but I said the whole world, Vince, you gotta really think about it!"
Vincent: "Alright, I thought about it, and you're an idiot."
Vinnie: "You know how many people need tea like we need coffee! Fuckin' China and the Brits, that's gotta be half the world!"
Vincent: "China and England aren't half the world, Vinnie.
Vinnie: "I was givin' an example or somethin', gimmie a break. But you gotta admit, those Brits would be jumpin' off Big Ben by the millions if they lose their tea. S'why I'm sayin' you gotta really think about."
Vincent: "Where do you come up with this shit? Alright, new guy, coffee is more important than tea. Vinnie's an idiot, right?
Me: "Look, I told you I don't even drink coffee."
Vincent whips around, rifle and all.
Vincent: "You're siding with this son of a bitch?!"
Me: "Whoa! I'm not siding with nobody, I just don't give a shit, Vince, point that thing somewhere else!"
Vincent: "Nah, I'm just messin' with you again!"
Vinnie and Vincent have another hearty guffaw.
Me: "For the love of baby Jesus, could you quit yappin' and keep an eye on the rat for more than ten seconds?!"
Vincent: "Nah, it doesn't matta."
Me: "What?"
Vincent: "The boss texted me five minutes ago, he's no rat, he's just nervous."
Me: "Then what have we been doin' here?!"
Vincent: "Talkin' about coffee and tits and shit, whaddya think?"
Vinnie: "Yeah, we gotta figure this stuff out, it can't be all about whackin' a rat."
Me: "Can I go back to having a shootout with the cops? At least then I knew what the hell was going on."
Vinnie: "You had a shootout with the cops?"
Vincent: "And he blew up a gas station."
Vinnie: "That was you?!"
Me: "Yeah, no big deal, there was blood, bullets and bodies everywhere, I didn't have time to clean it the slow way, so I just made a crater out of it.
Vinnie: "Damn it, I stop at that place for coffee! Why you gotta mess things up? I oughta pop you one!"
Me: "You're not serious."
Vincent: "He's catching on, Vinnie, I think we need a new mark."
Me: "Hey, don't get me wrong, you had me those other times, most people can't pull one over on me like that."
Vincent: "I think we just got a compliment from Mr. by-the-books here, look out the window, are pigs flyin'?
Vinnie: "Nah, just canaries."
Me: "Oh, shut up."
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Hello there folks!
A question for SuperJer:
Why is there no Password Recovery option?!
I just had to make a new user to be able to ask you lol. Kinda annoying. I don't wish to make new users every time.(And NO I will not remember my password)
Tried all my passwords on my other acc: LORDOFTHISWORLD but none seemed to work..
Grateful for any answers!
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A question for SuperJer:
Why is there no Password Recovery option?!
I just had to make a new user to be able to ask you lol. Kinda annoying. I don't wish to make new users every time.(And NO I will not remember my password)
Tried all my passwords on my other acc: LORDOFTHISWORLD but none seemed to work..
Grateful for any answers!
/R
Truck
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Really digging it so far. I really like the bus intro, both thematically and in that it seems well-recorded, close my eyes and I'm there, actually there, not just in a shitty recording of there. Also the bus/yours setup reminds me of the first two tracks on the Chromatics album Night Drive, except where theirs feels incredibly contrived yours feels incredibly organic.
On the whole it makes me feel like Rivers Cuomo, Nick Diamond, and Scott Yoder from The Pharmacy had a fucked-up butt-baby, in the best way possible. Thom Yorke was in the closet masterbating the whole time, he may have gotten a few drops into the mix as well (see especially: the part at the end of Totally Overrated that reminds me of Karma Police). The outro got me really pumped, but then it just ended!?! My only real criticism would be that the vox are waaay too low in the mix for my taste, can't hear shit!
On the whole it makes me feel like Rivers Cuomo, Nick Diamond, and Scott Yoder from The Pharmacy had a fucked-up butt-baby, in the best way possible. Thom Yorke was in the closet masterbating the whole time, he may have gotten a few drops into the mix as well (see especially: the part at the end of Totally Overrated that reminds me of Karma Police). The outro got me really pumped, but then it just ended!?! My only real criticism would be that the vox are waaay too low in the mix for my taste, can't hear shit!
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So I went to my first time ever Dragon Con this weekend. Was a blast. Thought I'd share my adventure with you guys. I made a instagram profile just for the occasion.
Wooo!
Yes, I went as Hei AKA: The Black Reaper, or BK-201. From the anime Darker than black.
Wooo!
Yes, I went as Hei AKA: The Black Reaper, or BK-201. From the anime Darker than black.
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WHITE CARDS:
The most intimate details for your life.
Rhythmic pounding
Inviting the cops!
The year of the cat.
Befuddlin' mah dumb cracker mind!
35-year-old high school students
FUTURISTIC SPACE SHIP!
A van down by the river.
One night in Bangkok.
A planet where apes evolved from men.
A GODDAMN SEXASAURUS REX!
The rusted chassis of a '68 Impala!
Slash and burn shaving.
A finely sculpted buttocks.
Chocolate chip juice.
Hula hoops and dungarees.
Wall-mounted keyboards.
A madhouse! A madhouse!
MY SKULL!
My judo bikini
Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.
Skeet Kendo
Solid balsawood, baby!
A battalion of ruthless killer cyborgs.
Vietnam War 2.
Braunschweiger, cars with heaters that don't work, and identification papers
Ultimate test of cerebral fitness.
A healthy eight-and-a-half-pound pork roast.
The battle between good and evil.
Giant Puppet Invasion!
Countrytime Pink Lemonade
Buns of Steel videos.
An electron sex party.
The "World of Barnacles" exhibit.
A respected neurosurgeon!
A three room Japanese apartment.
Noble band of choreographers.
The Roji-Panty Complex.
BLACK CARDS:
Between the time of ___ and the rise of ___, there was an age undreamed of.
If ___ is sure to result in victory, then you must fight.
This will turn you into ___
Whaddya know — we aren't at war with ____.
Men should not have___.
Put ___ in your mouth and clap your hands.
Attention, people of Earth! This is ____speaking!
Arrgh! Sixteen men on ___!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going to suggest to this man that ___ is in danger.
____ is useless, but scare the crap outta me anyway.
Your attempt to get little Susie what's-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with___
How dare you insult my knowledge of___!
Have you been shaving ___ with this again?
At the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's going to want___.
___ Now that's a porno name if I ever head one! Not that I've ever heard one!
That's not ___. THIS, is ___.
___? Well, as long as they learn to taste good, I don't really care.
There is only one rule in ____. ____!
____ said no one ever.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me___.
Be honest with us. ___ really gets your blood going.
Back to the rusting septic system of this____.
Its like a ___. You don't want to stare, but you cant look away.
It's ___ that that Yeats spoke of.
___ The President's unimaginative campaign slogan.
You think you can't get hurt, Doctor, because this is America? ____ and all that jazz?
That is not a woman! That's___!
My job is to keep ____ on the table, and nobody asks me how I do it!
___. . . it must be the future!
You know how some movies inspire you to make your own movie? This one inspires me to make ____
Her mother doesn't like anything. Especially____.
___ stars as ___ in this years most thrilling, action packed, cyber adventure.
I'm starting to agree with the Taliban militia: ___ should not be allowed.
There is three kinds of ___. Those who seek strength. Those who live for pride. And those who are___.
___ has become a killing word.
The only thing needed for ___ to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
Now is not the time for ___. That comes later.
Forward progress is made with a snake-like slither and a vigorous thrashing of ___.
One town's very like another when your head's down over ___, brother
Does the Coast Guard have a lot of use for___?
Every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on ___ and ___...
Alright ___ , you're up. Make us proud.
___ makes a hard man humble.
You are ___ compared to me!
I thought I was being attacked, and I defended myself with ____.
These names are all Russian for____.
So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is____.
When ___ is in ashes, you have my permission to die.
You didn't think you were the only one? ___ was the first ___.
This could've been you, and don't you forget it! Better go back to ___.
If ___ were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape!
Life is short. Life is hard. Life is like ____
The KGB has ___under surveillance!
Whoa! I didn't think they had many ____ left in Narnia!
I am judge, jury, and ___.
What if ___ was the best a man could get?
Huh, would you look at that: ____! Even had it underlined!
Hey, I'm experiencing___, and frankly... I LOVE IT!
I hope ___ didn't land on ____ in the front yard.
This ____ can be yours if The Price is Right!
This movie is just ___ and asses!
___ in the projection room! Guess we can't watch the movie!
I get my ___above the waistline, sunshine!
Typical Irishmen, bringing ____ to a car fight!
Well, they couldn't shoot at night because the night belongs to ___.
Throughout human history, ____ has been the first activity of explorers of any new region.
The most intimate details for your life.
Rhythmic pounding
Inviting the cops!
The year of the cat.
Befuddlin' mah dumb cracker mind!
35-year-old high school students
FUTURISTIC SPACE SHIP!
A van down by the river.
One night in Bangkok.
A planet where apes evolved from men.
A GODDAMN SEXASAURUS REX!
The rusted chassis of a '68 Impala!
Slash and burn shaving.
A finely sculpted buttocks.
Chocolate chip juice.
Hula hoops and dungarees.
Wall-mounted keyboards.
A madhouse! A madhouse!
MY SKULL!
My judo bikini
Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.
Skeet Kendo
Solid balsawood, baby!
A battalion of ruthless killer cyborgs.
Vietnam War 2.
Braunschweiger, cars with heaters that don't work, and identification papers
Ultimate test of cerebral fitness.
A healthy eight-and-a-half-pound pork roast.
The battle between good and evil.
Giant Puppet Invasion!
Countrytime Pink Lemonade
Buns of Steel videos.
An electron sex party.
The "World of Barnacles" exhibit.
A respected neurosurgeon!
A three room Japanese apartment.
Noble band of choreographers.
The Roji-Panty Complex.
BLACK CARDS:
Between the time of ___ and the rise of ___, there was an age undreamed of.
If ___ is sure to result in victory, then you must fight.
This will turn you into ___
Whaddya know — we aren't at war with ____.
Men should not have___.
Put ___ in your mouth and clap your hands.
Attention, people of Earth! This is ____speaking!
Arrgh! Sixteen men on ___!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going to suggest to this man that ___ is in danger.
____ is useless, but scare the crap outta me anyway.
Your attempt to get little Susie what's-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with___
How dare you insult my knowledge of___!
Have you been shaving ___ with this again?
At the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's going to want___.
___ Now that's a porno name if I ever head one! Not that I've ever heard one!
That's not ___. THIS, is ___.
___? Well, as long as they learn to taste good, I don't really care.
There is only one rule in ____. ____!
____ said no one ever.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me___.
Be honest with us. ___ really gets your blood going.
Back to the rusting septic system of this____.
Its like a ___. You don't want to stare, but you cant look away.
It's ___ that that Yeats spoke of.
___ The President's unimaginative campaign slogan.
You think you can't get hurt, Doctor, because this is America? ____ and all that jazz?
That is not a woman! That's___!
My job is to keep ____ on the table, and nobody asks me how I do it!
___. . . it must be the future!
You know how some movies inspire you to make your own movie? This one inspires me to make ____
Her mother doesn't like anything. Especially____.
___ stars as ___ in this years most thrilling, action packed, cyber adventure.
I'm starting to agree with the Taliban militia: ___ should not be allowed.
There is three kinds of ___. Those who seek strength. Those who live for pride. And those who are___.
___ has become a killing word.
The only thing needed for ___ to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
Now is not the time for ___. That comes later.
Forward progress is made with a snake-like slither and a vigorous thrashing of ___.
One town's very like another when your head's down over ___, brother
Does the Coast Guard have a lot of use for___?
Every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on ___ and ___...
Alright ___ , you're up. Make us proud.
___ makes a hard man humble.
You are ___ compared to me!
I thought I was being attacked, and I defended myself with ____.
These names are all Russian for____.
So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is____.
When ___ is in ashes, you have my permission to die.
You didn't think you were the only one? ___ was the first ___.
This could've been you, and don't you forget it! Better go back to ___.
If ___ were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape!
Life is short. Life is hard. Life is like ____
The KGB has ___under surveillance!
Whoa! I didn't think they had many ____ left in Narnia!
I am judge, jury, and ___.
What if ___ was the best a man could get?
Huh, would you look at that: ____! Even had it underlined!
Hey, I'm experiencing___, and frankly... I LOVE IT!
I hope ___ didn't land on ____ in the front yard.
This ____ can be yours if The Price is Right!
This movie is just ___ and asses!
___ in the projection room! Guess we can't watch the movie!
I get my ___above the waistline, sunshine!
Typical Irishmen, bringing ____ to a car fight!
Well, they couldn't shoot at night because the night belongs to ___.
Throughout human history, ____ has been the first activity of explorers of any new region.
Truck
User
That sounds like toxins and something that happens.
I still can't get over the time when I had a breeding pair of war leopards that walked through the toxin that made their little paws rot off. I suppose I never will.
I still can't get over the time when I had a breeding pair of war leopards that walked through the toxin that made their little paws rot off. I suppose I never will.
Truck
User
A general update into the affairs of Skintomb:
* There was an ambush, though not much to the ambush. In my experience an ambush consists of at least two squads of goblins, but this time there was only one and it consisted of four lashers and a swordsgoblin. It was over pretty quick, but I was disappointed because the lashers were carrying silver scourges whereas silver whips are where it's at. I have to continue to postpone training my lashers or pikedwarves due to lack of supplies. [You can't build those two weapons natively, only steal from corpses]
* Two new artifacts, or maybe three? Two dwarves flipped out and made wood earrings. Now I make them make bolts fast. I also got an artifact level left leather yak glove. Just the left glove. That means archer armor, I guess. And a high master armorer moved in so things are looking up there.
* Current military of legends: 6 axes, 6 spears, 5 hammers [HAMMER], 6 swords, 4 maces. The marksdwarves are all between five and ten and suck. One of the speardwarves is now described as "basically unbreakable", which I've never seen before. And good thing too, because she's susceptible to disease.
* I have native gold now, which means I have all the relevant ores and minerals to do as I fucking please. Incidentally, before I set off to do anything in the fortress I made a copy of it, mostly because it was called SkinTomb, so if ever anyone wants a fortress that seems to have every type of metal and a whole lot of cocaine, I could post it somewhere.
* There was an ambush, though not much to the ambush. In my experience an ambush consists of at least two squads of goblins, but this time there was only one and it consisted of four lashers and a swordsgoblin. It was over pretty quick, but I was disappointed because the lashers were carrying silver scourges whereas silver whips are where it's at. I have to continue to postpone training my lashers or pikedwarves due to lack of supplies. [You can't build those two weapons natively, only steal from corpses]
* Two new artifacts, or maybe three? Two dwarves flipped out and made wood earrings. Now I make them make bolts fast. I also got an artifact level left leather yak glove. Just the left glove. That means archer armor, I guess. And a high master armorer moved in so things are looking up there.
* Current military of legends: 6 axes, 6 spears, 5 hammers [HAMMER], 6 swords, 4 maces. The marksdwarves are all between five and ten and suck. One of the speardwarves is now described as "basically unbreakable", which I've never seen before. And good thing too, because she's susceptible to disease.
* I have native gold now, which means I have all the relevant ores and minerals to do as I fucking please. Incidentally, before I set off to do anything in the fortress I made a copy of it, mostly because it was called SkinTomb, so if ever anyone wants a fortress that seems to have every type of metal and a whole lot of cocaine, I could post it somewhere.
Truck
User
SuperJer said:
Wow, that's a lot of Mibblebits.
Mibibits.
Mybybittles?
Mibibits.
Mybybittles?
I am not sure anyone knows, it is one of the mysteries of our time
Truck
User
BOOM. Watching a stream at the same time, my flatmate says he hit 137.
Truck
User
So... I was playing Dwarf Fortress...
Oh, my.
A bloodthirsty giant came to attack my fortress, and I only had one combat trained dwarf in my entire fort. So I sent Urist McBadass out to defeat the giant. Now, mind you, Urist is fully decked out in masterwork steel armor, and is wielding the finest steel battleaxe in all the land, so I was thinking he'd have a good chance if he could get in some good swings and topple the giant.
INSTEAD. Urist eliminated all thoughts of weapon use from his mind, and kicked the Giant in the shins so hard he shattered the poor bastards bones. With the giant on the ground and reeling in pain he proceeded to punch him in the guts, hemorrhaging the giant's guts and stomach and inducing uncontrollable nausea. I was hoping at this point that Urist would simply use his axe and finish the terrified and confused giant off with a coup de grace.
INSTEAD. Urist eliminated all thoughts of weapon use from his mind, and BIT THE GIANT'S LIPS OFF. Floppy giant lips still in his mouth, he systematically punched out all of the giant's teeth, leaving his mouth nothing more than a hollow gaping tube of a maw. The giant, by the way, was emitting a deluge of vomit the entire time, from the previous stomach injuries. At this point the giant finally passed out from exhaustion, and I figured Urist McTerrible would finish the ravaged and unconscious giant off with a coup de grace.
INSTEAD. Urist eliminated all thoughts of compassion from his mind, and brutally kicked and punched the giant in the head literally hundreds of times, causing fractures, bruising and minor brain damage, but not death.
Finally, the Captain of the Guard, a mostly untrained dwarf, really only filling the role as an honorary position, came upon the scene, and with a single blow of her axe, smashed the giant's skull in and killed him instantly.
I love dwarf fortress.
Oh, my.
A bloodthirsty giant came to attack my fortress, and I only had one combat trained dwarf in my entire fort. So I sent Urist McBadass out to defeat the giant. Now, mind you, Urist is fully decked out in masterwork steel armor, and is wielding the finest steel battleaxe in all the land, so I was thinking he'd have a good chance if he could get in some good swings and topple the giant.
INSTEAD. Urist eliminated all thoughts of weapon use from his mind, and kicked the Giant in the shins so hard he shattered the poor bastards bones. With the giant on the ground and reeling in pain he proceeded to punch him in the guts, hemorrhaging the giant's guts and stomach and inducing uncontrollable nausea. I was hoping at this point that Urist would simply use his axe and finish the terrified and confused giant off with a coup de grace.
INSTEAD. Urist eliminated all thoughts of weapon use from his mind, and BIT THE GIANT'S LIPS OFF. Floppy giant lips still in his mouth, he systematically punched out all of the giant's teeth, leaving his mouth nothing more than a hollow gaping tube of a maw. The giant, by the way, was emitting a deluge of vomit the entire time, from the previous stomach injuries. At this point the giant finally passed out from exhaustion, and I figured Urist McTerrible would finish the ravaged and unconscious giant off with a coup de grace.
INSTEAD. Urist eliminated all thoughts of compassion from his mind, and brutally kicked and punched the giant in the head literally hundreds of times, causing fractures, bruising and minor brain damage, but not death.
Finally, the Captain of the Guard, a mostly untrained dwarf, really only filling the role as an honorary position, came upon the scene, and with a single blow of her axe, smashed the giant's skull in and killed him instantly.
I love dwarf fortress.
Truck
User
Nezumi had a hallway lined with literally hundreds of glass serrated discs, which would get all gummed up with goblin viscera every time there was an invasion.
The best part was when a kitten fell asleep in the middle of the hallway, and accidentally triggered about 20 glass sawblades. The parts of the kitten shot down the hallway and triggered the rest of the sawblades in a cascade that liquefied the poor kitty and sprayed a feline blood mist out both ends, covering and horrifying a few dwarves.
The best part was when a kitten fell asleep in the middle of the hallway, and accidentally triggered about 20 glass sawblades. The parts of the kitten shot down the hallway and triggered the rest of the sawblades in a cascade that liquefied the poor kitty and sprayed a feline blood mist out both ends, covering and horrifying a few dwarves.
Truck
User
Haiku of my first conflict:
The only foe seen
under clouds, snows, rains, and fogs,
a werebuffalo.
Three years gone by now,
no enemies, only thieves.
Werebeast attacks us.
Kills a dog, a deer,
turns into dwarf in daylight,
runs nude, summer sun.
{For reasons unknown, I've only seen a few scattered kobold thieves and goblin thieves these past few years and while there have been many stretches during which a competent army could have COMPLETELY ANNIHILATED ME, I went without defenses, and without being attacked. I have had one fortress in the past in which I was only ever attacked by beasts and giants and whatnot, but we'll have to wait and see if that happens this time. I'm pretty sure that I didn't see goblin thieves that one time either}
The only foe seen
under clouds, snows, rains, and fogs,
a werebuffalo.
Three years gone by now,
no enemies, only thieves.
Werebeast attacks us.
Kills a dog, a deer,
turns into dwarf in daylight,
runs nude, summer sun.
{For reasons unknown, I've only seen a few scattered kobold thieves and goblin thieves these past few years and while there have been many stretches during which a competent army could have COMPLETELY ANNIHILATED ME, I went without defenses, and without being attacked. I have had one fortress in the past in which I was only ever attacked by beasts and giants and whatnot, but we'll have to wait and see if that happens this time. I'm pretty sure that I didn't see goblin thieves that one time either}
User
---> http://tinypic.com/r/350ns4y/5 <---
I could not find the right commands to use in this.. I thought I had -chop but obviously not.
Anyone wanna tell me what to use exactly?
Not even Google could get me to the Expert Mode commands..
Also: Sorry for being such a pain in the *** but, practice makes perfect..
What about the -nowadtextures command btw? > The one's included are the ones from the Original maps and the HALF-LIFE & CSTRIKE.wad amirite?
This is what makes me nervous: Does this merge them and include all of them into this map or does this add them all into +size on my compiling? I hope not.. I don't really believe so either, but I'm here to learn.
1. Yeah but theres a few more of those lightbulbs than you see in the picture unfortuanetely.. I will try and use the "fade" texture and use it as lightning instead of all these pointlights and see if would change the outcome of my compiling in anyway.
And YES actually! When I compiled with VHE without expert mode and without VIS(I think it was.. or RAD.. been a few weeks ago since I tested..) the inside of the tunnels & sewers all were Bright as day(which was in my opinion really sweet for the gameplay). But since I got the FPS drops I ofcourse had to go from Normal compiling to Expert Compiling.
If you think I have many now you should have seen before.. JEEZ. Like 400 of them.(Got kinda lazy and CTRL + C was great). But I narrowed it down to about.. 50-80 now. But I will try this "LESS & BRIGHTER" way you mentioned if my "fade" experiment fails, which it problaby does.
I'm so new to the Lightning effects I'm kinda scared to use many since you can't preview before compiling. Old programs are old..
Trying to rely on the Light_enviroment as much as possible, and it worked great before my Sewers & Tunnels were added. + the LEAK that is emerging from the Sewer in some weird matter.
2. I have gone through the map as narrow as I have been capable to do, and the only leakage must be the Sewer, nothing else could cause it(I think........).
I will try this Pointfile thingy and see if it can fix my problem, I'm quite sure it will show the problem(s).
Thank you for that btw!
I will make the logs to func_walls aswell!
Thanks for telling me everything about the MAX_PATCHES problem btw! There's alot of stuff to learn from VHE but since the program is so old all the tutorial websites have pretty much died off. And asking someone for a very specific thing is hard to get a good answer!
About the leak problem I had NOOOOOOO clue about that, thanks alot for the details on those particual problems. I hate leaks so badly lol. Destroying my map(s)!
I could not find the right commands to use in this.. I thought I had -chop but obviously not.
Anyone wanna tell me what to use exactly?
Not even Google could get me to the Expert Mode commands..
Also: Sorry for being such a pain in the *** but, practice makes perfect..
What about the -nowadtextures command btw? > The one's included are the ones from the Original maps and the HALF-LIFE & CSTRIKE.wad amirite?
This is what makes me nervous: Does this merge them and include all of them into this map or does this add them all into +size on my compiling? I hope not.. I don't really believe so either, but I'm here to learn.
SuperJer said:
1. That looks like a lot of lights, but it shouldn't do anything but slow down RAD. I don't know why expert mode would make a difference for lighting. The blackness you were seeing is probably caused by something else.
OTOH you really shouldn't need that many lights. Have less & brighter ones, and rely on natural sources of lights and light-emitting textures, if you can.
2. If you have leaks, you need to fix those before fixing anything else. Leaks will cause every other problem, including MAX_PATCHES.
It is OK to make your brushes bigger, so that they intersect. This is only a problem if you get texture fighting from 2 surfaces in the same plane, and that is only a cosmetic problem. It won't slow down compiles or cause errors.
If you are leaking, try loading the Pointfile in Hammer. The Pointfile path may be confusing but it WILL go thru your leak at some point.
You should make your logs and beach chairs into func_walls so that they don't get in the way of VIS. VIS only has to worry about world geometry.
Just remember that func_walls do nothing to stop leaks. func_walls have to be fully contained by world geometry.
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Your compile log shows no leaks. If you have a leak, BSP will say something like **LEAK LEAK LEAK**. You don't need to check in game for leaks. The game doesn't even know if you have leaks.
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Also you didn't run VIS. You should at least run a fast vis every time you compile.
---
You also have a lot of WAD files. You really should merge them and use -nowadtextures with CSG to pack them into the BSP. Even for
the builtin ones.
BTW: MAX_PATCHES means you have too much surface area to light. There is only so much lighting surface area information that can fit in a BSP.
MAX_PATCHES is usually caused by a large map or shrunken textures. Setting -chop to a high number like SRAW said will decrease the lighting resolution, which uses less patches. But the lighting won't be as detailed.
Oh yeah and DON'T BOX YOUR LEAKS.
You are better off just keeping a leak than boxing it. Boxing causes even more MAX_PATCHES then a leak alone.
The reason that leaks are bad is because they prevent the compilers from deleting the outside of your map, which saves a lot of space, frames and patches.
If you box, you still end up with the inside AND outside of your map (like a leak) but EVEN WORSE you also compile in the inside of the box! No!!
OTOH you really shouldn't need that many lights. Have less & brighter ones, and rely on natural sources of lights and light-emitting textures, if you can.
2. If you have leaks, you need to fix those before fixing anything else. Leaks will cause every other problem, including MAX_PATCHES.
It is OK to make your brushes bigger, so that they intersect. This is only a problem if you get texture fighting from 2 surfaces in the same plane, and that is only a cosmetic problem. It won't slow down compiles or cause errors.
If you are leaking, try loading the Pointfile in Hammer. The Pointfile path may be confusing but it WILL go thru your leak at some point.
You should make your logs and beach chairs into func_walls so that they don't get in the way of VIS. VIS only has to worry about world geometry.
Just remember that func_walls do nothing to stop leaks. func_walls have to be fully contained by world geometry.
---
Your compile log shows no leaks. If you have a leak, BSP will say something like **LEAK LEAK LEAK**. You don't need to check in game for leaks. The game doesn't even know if you have leaks.
---
Also you didn't run VIS. You should at least run a fast vis every time you compile.
---
You also have a lot of WAD files. You really should merge them and use -nowadtextures with CSG to pack them into the BSP. Even for
the builtin ones.
BTW: MAX_PATCHES means you have too much surface area to light. There is only so much lighting surface area information that can fit in a BSP.
MAX_PATCHES is usually caused by a large map or shrunken textures. Setting -chop to a high number like SRAW said will decrease the lighting resolution, which uses less patches. But the lighting won't be as detailed.
Oh yeah and DON'T BOX YOUR LEAKS.
You are better off just keeping a leak than boxing it. Boxing causes even more MAX_PATCHES then a leak alone.
The reason that leaks are bad is because they prevent the compilers from deleting the outside of your map, which saves a lot of space, frames and patches.
If you box, you still end up with the inside AND outside of your map (like a leak) but EVEN WORSE you also compile in the inside of the box! No!!
1. Yeah but theres a few more of those lightbulbs than you see in the picture unfortuanetely.. I will try and use the "fade" texture and use it as lightning instead of all these pointlights and see if would change the outcome of my compiling in anyway.
And YES actually! When I compiled with VHE without expert mode and without VIS(I think it was.. or RAD.. been a few weeks ago since I tested..) the inside of the tunnels & sewers all were Bright as day(which was in my opinion really sweet for the gameplay). But since I got the FPS drops I ofcourse had to go from Normal compiling to Expert Compiling.
If you think I have many now you should have seen before.. JEEZ. Like 400 of them.(Got kinda lazy and CTRL + C was great). But I narrowed it down to about.. 50-80 now. But I will try this "LESS & BRIGHTER" way you mentioned if my "fade" experiment fails, which it problaby does.
I'm so new to the Lightning effects I'm kinda scared to use many since you can't preview before compiling. Old programs are old..
Trying to rely on the Light_enviroment as much as possible, and it worked great before my Sewers & Tunnels were added. + the LEAK that is emerging from the Sewer in some weird matter.
2. I have gone through the map as narrow as I have been capable to do, and the only leakage must be the Sewer, nothing else could cause it(I think........).
I will try this Pointfile thingy and see if it can fix my problem, I'm quite sure it will show the problem(s).
Thank you for that btw!
I will make the logs to func_walls aswell!
Thanks for telling me everything about the MAX_PATCHES problem btw! There's alot of stuff to learn from VHE but since the program is so old all the tutorial websites have pretty much died off. And asking someone for a very specific thing is hard to get a good answer!
About the leak problem I had NOOOOOOO clue about that, thanks alot for the details on those particual problems. I hate leaks so badly lol. Destroying my map(s)!
User
1. That looks like a lot of lights, but it shouldn't do anything but slow down RAD. I don't know why expert mode would make a difference for lighting. The blackness you were seeing is probably caused by something else.
OTOH you really shouldn't need that many lights. Have less & brighter ones, and rely on natural sources of lights and light-emitting textures, if you can.
2. If you have leaks, you need to fix those before fixing anything else. Leaks will cause every other problem, including MAX_PATCHES.
It is OK to make your brushes bigger, so that they intersect. This is only a problem if you get texture fighting from 2 surfaces in the same plane, and that is only a cosmetic problem. It won't slow down compiles or cause errors.
If you are leaking, try loading the Pointfile in Hammer. The Pointfile path may be confusing but it WILL go thru your leak at some point.
You should make your logs and beach chairs into func_walls so that they don't get in the way of VIS. VIS only has to worry about world geometry.
Just remember that func_walls do nothing to stop leaks. func_walls have to be fully contained by world geometry.
---
Your compile log shows no leaks. If you have a leak, BSP will say something like **LEAK LEAK LEAK**. You don't need to check in game for leaks. The game doesn't even know if you have leaks.
---
Also you didn't run VIS. You should at least run a fast vis every time you compile.
---
You also have a lot of WAD files. You really should merge them and use -nowadtextures with CSG to pack them into the BSP. Even for the builtin ones.
OTOH you really shouldn't need that many lights. Have less & brighter ones, and rely on natural sources of lights and light-emitting textures, if you can.
2. If you have leaks, you need to fix those before fixing anything else. Leaks will cause every other problem, including MAX_PATCHES.
It is OK to make your brushes bigger, so that they intersect. This is only a problem if you get texture fighting from 2 surfaces in the same plane, and that is only a cosmetic problem. It won't slow down compiles or cause errors.
If you are leaking, try loading the Pointfile in Hammer. The Pointfile path may be confusing but it WILL go thru your leak at some point.
You should make your logs and beach chairs into func_walls so that they don't get in the way of VIS. VIS only has to worry about world geometry.
Just remember that func_walls do nothing to stop leaks. func_walls have to be fully contained by world geometry.
---
Your compile log shows no leaks. If you have a leak, BSP will say something like **LEAK LEAK LEAK**. You don't need to check in game for leaks. The game doesn't even know if you have leaks.
---
Also you didn't run VIS. You should at least run a fast vis every time you compile.
---
You also have a lot of WAD files. You really should merge them and use -nowadtextures with CSG to pack them into the BSP. Even for the builtin ones.
User
SRAW said:
well I think you should start with merging your wads, and trying to compile hlrad with -chop <insert high number like 256 here>
Well, as you can see the wads are originals so they should not cause any "bigger" problems than compile-time if anything, am I right?
And for the -chop <number et.c.> that I have in expert mode, I just compile in normal to get a faster compile of the map for early bugtesting :).
But if you do se this as a POSSIBLE solution, I might just have to try..
But these 2 things did not cause any trouble before. As mentioned its the VIS that causes this..
User
Hello oldschool mappers!
First of all I wanna say I'm a huge fan of your maps SuperJer(If you're gonna read this) and thanks alot for the things you've done for the CS mapping community!
I've been into VHE for a long time, but never released any maps due to small problems and the extreme details that I desire for perfection in my maps.(No I'm not a maniac just too lazy for final polishing lulz)
My hardware :
Windows 7 (64-bit)
8GB of DDR3 Memory(Wish VHE could've used all of it)
3.4 Ghz Quadcore AMD Processor
1024 MB HD Radeon 5770 Graphic Card (Two of them!)
That should be all you need to know?
These pictures are my HELP to you:
http://tinypic.com/r/20jk07n/5
http://tinypic.com/r/jg5x7k/5
http://tinypic.com/r/314xvgg/5
Basicly I need help on TWO things:
Exceed MAX_PATCHES solution
Answer to :: NUMBER THREE :: <-- You will understand when scrolling down.
Anyway.. PROBLEM:
I almost know what causes the problem in this map im developing:
1. Showed in picture one(The Sewer and top/front/side y/x angles)
You can see I have quite a few "LIGHT" entities, I had these put up all over my Sewer and my Caves after I compiled in Expert mode and noticed these we're all black instead of when I compiled in Normal mode and they were still light(but huge FPS drops due to VIS problems(obviously duuuhh). But honestly I don't think these should be able to cause any problem they should instead make the map easier to compile no matter Normal nor Expert mode, am I right?
2. Showed in the second picture with different screens and numbers in it you can see:
:: Number ONE ::
Shows the cave(Just a normal one with "LIGHT" entities ofcourse(Can't walk through caves in total darkness)(Should not cause problem..)
THIS IS WHAT I THINK CAUSES THE PROBLEM(Exceed Max_Patches)
:: Number TWO :: shows my Sewer(Again) but from the outside, my friend told me he saw leaks(he tested the map with 1600x1200 resolution)
So I just put these "walls" all around the sewer to prevent the leakings from accuring(Which before I put them there did only cause small fps drops and you could ofcourse see through the sewer which is not okay..)
Honestly this is what I think is the "bad thing" in my compiling, I compiled for 9 hours and VHE still had not finished.. Before I did this, put the light entities, the umbrellas and chairs at the beach + volleyboll net it took just about 1 hour to compile)
Remember I have Windows 7 64-bit.. (don't know if this can cause troubleshoot problems)
:: Number THREE ::
Here you can see bit by bit how I have built a part of the cave, what I want to know from this picture is that this should cause alot of "angles" for VIS and other programs to have to use alot more power and use up alot more memory, yes or no?
And if I want to make ALL of these color marked walls into ONE wall(That would cause ALOT less memory usage and angles to be compiled right?): HOW do I do so?
Just mark them all and "Tie To Entity" > Func_wall?
:: Number FOUR ::
Logs, logs and more logs, these I have heard could cause problems(since VHE is old and... OLD..) to RAD / VIS et.c. because of the angles/shapes/sizes and so on, but it did not cause any problems at all when I compiled before the "Exceeded MAX_PATCHES" so this I seriously doubt could cause anything but MINIMUM lag every 3000 years.
:: NUMBER FIVE ::
Shows the Umbrellas and beach chairs(This small thing could cause any problem at all? I seriously doubt it myself..)
:: NUMBER SIX ::
These walls are straight against the Sewer so there should not be any possibilities for leaks, should there? I just don't get why it would.. Then again I'm no rocket scientist. There was leaks as I mentioned before when I didn't have the walls. Me personally I have 640x320 resolution when I play CS so for me it didn't show any leaks what so ever. But 1600x1200 needs more juice we all know that.
:: NUMBER SEVEN / EIGHT / NINE ::
Shows what options I have on and which messages I get.
(If these could be to any help)
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I will mention it again: Compiling only took about 1 HOUR before I did these things:
Added the Walls to the sewer to prevent leaking hopefully.
Added the Umbrellas, beach chairs and volleyboll net
Added the "LIGHT" entities in my Cave & Sewer from total darkness
Either all of them, or some, or just ONE of them are causing this problem I personally can't rule out the bad thing. Perhaps you can?
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Alright, down to the COMPILING AREA!
This is what VHE 3.5 Compiler tells me when I run it with these Options(Showed in picture 9.)
Take in consideration I do run the "final" compiling in Expert mode and not normal mode..
** Executing...
** Command: Change Directory
** Parameters: D:\Steamapps\SteamApps\common\Half-Life\cstrike
** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp.map" "D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp.map"
** Executing...
** Command: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlcsg.exe
** Parameters: "D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp"
hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlcsg.exe D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp
Entering D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ on ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
142 brushes (totalling 825 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.67 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (1.09 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\chateau.wad
- Contains 10 used textures, 7.58 percent of map (136 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_747.wad
- Contains 2 used textures, 1.52 percent of map (143 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_assault.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (22 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_cbble.wad
- Contains 2 used textures, 1.52 percent of map (61 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_dust.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 0.76 percent of map (28 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_havana.wad
- Contains 3 used textures, 2.27 percent of map (122 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cs_office.wad
- Contains 8 used textures, 6.06 percent of map (102 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\cstrike.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\de_airstrip.wad
- Contains 4 used textures, 3.03 percent of map (69 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\de_aztec.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'SPECIAL_THANKS'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'THANKS'
- Contains 1 used texture, 0.76 percent of map (24 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\de_piranesi.wad
- Contains 5 used textures, 3.79 percent of map (160 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\de_storm.wad
- Contains 8 used textures, 6.06 percent of map (74 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\de_vertigo.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (19 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\halflife.wad
- Contains 88 used textures, 66.67 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Including Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\zhlt.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (8 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \program\worldcraft\wads\decals.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (225 textures in wad)
Warning: More than 8 wadfiles are in use. (16)
This may be harmless, and if no strange side effects are occurring, then
it can safely be ignored. However, if your map starts exhibiting strange
or obscure errors, consider this as suspect.
added 6 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 3.10 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
2.43 seconds elapsed
----- END hlcsg -----
** Executing...
** Command: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlbsp.exe
** Parameters: "D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp"
hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlbsp.exe D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)
SolidBSP [hull 0] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...4000...4500...5000...5500...5991 (0.48 seconds)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp.prt'
SolidBSP [hull 1] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...4000...4500...4837 (0.23 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 2] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...4000...4500...4726 (0.24 seconds)
SolidBSP [hull 3] 500...1000...1500...2000...2500...3000...3500...4000...4500...5000...5297 (0.29 seconds)
3.95 seconds elapsed
----- END hlbsp -----
** Executing...
** Command: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlrad.exe
** Parameters: "D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp"
hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\hlrad.exe D:\Program\Worldcraft\maps\mymapp
-= Current hlrad Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|---------------------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
vismatrix algorithm [ Original ] [ Original ]
oversampling (-extra)[ off ] [ off ]
bounces [ 1 ] [ 1 ]
bounce dynamic light [ on ] [ on ]
ambient light [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ] [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ]
maximum light [ 255.000 ] [ 256.000 ]
circus mode [ off ] [ off ]
smoothing threshold [ 50.000 ] [ 50.000 ]
direct threshold [ 25.000 ] [ 25.000 ]
direct light scale [ 2.000 ] [ 2.000 ]
coring threshold [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
patch interpolation [ on ] [ on ]
texscale [ on ] [ on ]
patch subdividing [ on ] [ on ]
chop value [ 64.000 ] [ 64.000 ]
texchop value [ 32.000 ] [ 32.000 ]
global fade [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global falloff [ 2 ] [ 2 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ] [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ]
global gamma [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ] [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global sky diffusion [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
opaque entities [ on ] [ on ]
sky lighting fix [ on ] [ on ]
incremental [ off ] [ off ]
dump [ off ] [ off ]
colour jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
monochromatic jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
softlight hack [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
diffuse hack [ on ] [ on ]
spotlight points [ on ] [ on ]
custom shadows with bounce light
[ off ] [ off ]
rgb transfers [ off ] [ off ]
[Reading texlights from 'D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\lights.rad']
[59 texlights parsed from 'D:\Program\WORLDC~1\tools\lights.rad']
Warning: No vis information, direct lighting only.
15173 faces
Create Patches : 68089 base patches
0 opaque faces
687512 square feet [99001784.00 square inches]
Error: Exceeded MAX_PATCHES
Description: The map has a problem which must be fixed
Howto Fix: Check the file http://www.zhlt.info/common-mapping-problems.html for a detailed explanation of this problem
----- END hlrad -----
I'm grateful for any help, tips or tricks that you can help me with!
Sincerely
/RN
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SuperJer said:
I like it. Although why does it say "back in the shuttle" the first time you order them in? Did they grow up in there?
Yes
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I just weep in a basement from my neurological disorders. I can't even get up most of the time. You've got me beat.
User
Well your abilities of spelling and grammar have increased substantially, which I can only attribute to time spent away from the internet.
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next time bookmark the site like I have, then you will never forget
Truck
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It's actually annoying how predictable it is that everything will go wrong. I find myself completely without surprise every time someone is 'suddenly' killed.
Oh, look, a couple in a happy relationship? One of them will die in the next few episodes.
Oh, look, a couple in a happy relationship? One of them will die in the next few episodes.
User
SuperJer said:
I like it. Although why does it say "back in the shuttle" the first time you order them in? Did they grow up in there?
There's a webcomic series in there somewhere...
User
I like it. Although why does it say "back in the shuttle" the first time you order them in? Did they grow up in there?
User
It's pretty simple, same as the last time you asked. You have an expression for each of the vectors, dot them together. You will find that you have four terms in the expansion because it's the FOIL rule (as you might have been taught). You know, (x + y)(x - y) = x^2 + xy - xy - y^2. It's the antisymmetric one. So you get that, do some simplification, and it could be that it comes out to zero. If you remember that any two vectors whose dot product is zero are orthogonal to each other, well, you've solved it!
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Also, be careful with putting image behind text... most of the time that's frowned upon in the design world, unless it's a simple gradient or something.
Also, be careful with putting image behind text... most of the time that's frowned upon in the design world, unless it's a simple gradient or something.
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ROCKBOMB DIR EN GREY IS AWESOME. ONE TIME IN 2005 I THOUGHT DIR EN GREY WAS ALL GIRLS AND THEY WERE KINDA HOT. TURNS OUT AT LEAST THREE OF THEM ARE DUDES - WHOA.
You should peep some other v-kai game if you're into Dir en Grey. Some of my favorites are X Japan (heavy fucking metal), Malice Mizer (synthy, theatrical, gothy), and Moi Dix Mois (what one member of Malice Mizer did after they broke up).
Sick vid
Sick vid
Sick vid
You should peep some other v-kai game if you're into Dir en Grey. Some of my favorites are X Japan (heavy fucking metal), Malice Mizer (synthy, theatrical, gothy), and Moi Dix Mois (what one member of Malice Mizer did after they broke up).
Sick vid
Sick vid
Sick vid
Truck
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I have done things that I should not do.
Adam connects. There is nothing to do here but weep in the glory of it.
I had three shots of this exact attack taking out an enemy that you wouldn't think of using it on. The first was Zamza, the second was Bear (DIRECT HIT ON THE NOGGIN) and the third was this, which was the only one I had time to get edited.
Also not pictured: Adam's Lament: Robot Edition
Adam connects. There is nothing to do here but weep in the glory of it.
I had three shots of this exact attack taking out an enemy that you wouldn't think of using it on. The first was Zamza, the second was Bear (DIRECT HIT ON THE NOGGIN) and the third was this, which was the only one I had time to get edited.
Also not pictured: Adam's Lament: Robot Edition
Truck
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I call it "Adam's Lament"
"For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin?"
"For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin?"
Truck
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Mate de Vita said:
Damn it, while trying to get what Quantum mechanics was about I accidentally found this:
So does the electron, when fired one at time, exist in all possible states literally, and bumps into itself and creates a wave pattern?
And also when talking about waves and particles, does that mean that mean that the electron vibrates like a wave, or it somehow exists as both?
And is there any proof that they really do exist in all possible states, or do they exist only in one, but that we just do not know which?
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nicknkc said:
fedex _ said:
nicknkc said:
Besides, i wanna ask if there have any ways to speed up the vis process? (For Counter Strike 1.6)
Remember this game is from 1999 , So make everything nice and neat and apply Clip texture to those faces that arent seen in game to render faster and compile with less time
I see...
so i might have make too many narrow brushes...
anyway.. thanks you
sorry use null texture , dont know where my mind was going there lol
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fedex _ said:
nicknkc said:
Besides, i wanna ask if there have any ways to speed up the vis process? (For Counter Strike 1.6)
Remember this game is from 1999 , So make everything nice and neat and apply Clip texture to those faces that arent seen in game to render faster and compile with less time
I see...
so i might have make too many narrow brushes...
anyway.. thanks you
User
nicknkc said:
Besides, i wanna ask if there have any ways to speed up the vis process? (For Counter Strike 1.6)
Remember this game is from 1999 , So make everything nice and neat and apply Clip texture to those faces that arent seen in game to render faster and compile with less time
User
It's true. I ended up accidentally sexing Liara in Mass Effect, because I was trying to romance Kaidan but... This is coming out wrong. I was talking to Liara about how her species does shaggin' because I was playing my Shepard as "interested in everything" type, like science and things, but apparently Liara took it the wrong way and got a bit hot... anyway, next time I talked to Kaidan (literally went from one conversation to the next) he refused to talk to me about the romance-dance because I'd talked to Liara about it.
Long story short, the guy has blatantly bugged my clothes and was listening to my conversations.
Did you ever play Jade Empire? Have I asked you this before? What do you think of the mechanics of Fire Emblem?
Also my post sounds like I didn't read yours but I did, you have many valid points. I guess it's a symptom of making things game-y. Like, getting players to form relationships with NPCs involves having them spend time together, spending time implies doing things, doing things is basically large-scale murder, so you get the situation as is. Kind of. That's not to say it shouldn't change, I'd love to see a first person game where the most significant decision you make is firing a gun.
Long story short, the guy has blatantly bugged my clothes and was listening to my conversations.
Did you ever play Jade Empire? Have I asked you this before? What do you think of the mechanics of Fire Emblem?
Also my post sounds like I didn't read yours but I did, you have many valid points. I guess it's a symptom of making things game-y. Like, getting players to form relationships with NPCs involves having them spend time together, spending time implies doing things, doing things is basically large-scale murder, so you get the situation as is. Kind of. That's not to say it shouldn't change, I'd love to see a first person game where the most significant decision you make is firing a gun.
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Bioware really surprises me. They put far more effort into character development than any other developer I've seen. Character's personalities are distinct, not too clichéd, and very memorable. No other game has me itching for the next 'random party dialogue' like Bioware manages. And at the same time they have the most blatantly 'because games' and 'wish fulfillment' romance I have ever experienced.
Their new trend of every character being bisexual or at the very least main-character-sexual offends me terribly on a storytelling level. When you know every character is potentially interested in you romantically, you feel like the center of the universe, and the word is no longer believable. The romance is a constant reminder that you are playing a game, and that the world is not real. For me, anyway, it destroys any sense of immersion. On top of all that, it's boring. Everything going like clockwork and there being no need to discover a character's interests and sexual preference to see if they are a good match for you is just plain boring. It means you inevitably just pick which one you think is hottest, which is offensively immature and basic for a game world with characters that are otherwise very complex. There are worse relationships in games, I am well aware, but they stand out so much more in Bioware games.
As far as 'because games' is concerned, I really hate how the majority of relationships develop in, for example, Dragon Age. There are three things that cause your love interest to become more enamored with you:
1. Shiny Gifts - This should be part of a relationship, but a very minor part. You can practically win someone's love through presents alone.
2. Saying just the right things in deeply profound conversations - This is also totally fine to have as something that makes someone happy with you. It's just that the characters never develop interest through casual conversation or simply having fun. Your character seems to deeply empathize and understand your romantic target when you say the right things, and yet there is never any sign your characters share any similar interests? Very strange. Most people go their whole lives never saying anything deeply profound, and they still find love...
The most annoying part about this is that the characters HAVE believable casual conversations, the exact sort that would really tell you if someone was right for you, except they happen randomly while you're wandering the world and the main character is NEVER INVOLVED! How the hell did they fuck that up?! They had all the correct dialogue, and the WRONG PEOPLE SAYING IT! If you've played Dragon Age, or Mass Effect, I'm sure you've noticed the main character is strangely silent during the random banter sections? It makes them seem very distant from all the other characters, including the one you're supposedly in love with.
3. Doing their sidequest - This isn't a problem except that it is REQUIRED for them to have sex with you. It's extremely 'because games'. It takes you totally out of the relationship and makes you think of it as a quest for poontang. Like, you're bribing them for sex by killing somebody for them. As I've said, that's not love, that's a business deal. The love interest is acting like a prostitute, or at least very like manipulative fiend. Real people have sex with each other because they like each other. That is ALL that it takes. If somebody refuses to have sex with you until you complete a task for them, that means they do not love you.
Morrigan is the only example that does not have this problem, and she is explicitly not in love with the main character when they have sex. She was by far the most believable and interesting romantic interest in a Bioware game, as there were no blatantly 'because games' requirements for the relationship to function. I still didn't really get into it, though, as I first liked the whole "Now that she realizes she's in love with you, she no longer wants to be intimate, as she believes love is weakness" aspect, until I remembered that no human has ever thought like that in the history of ever. Still liked it the best though.
Make a comparison to movie or book characters, and really think about it. Bioware game characters act like villains in romance. If they were in a movie, their manipulative attitude about sex would be considered reprehensible and self-serving.
Their new trend of every character being bisexual or at the very least main-character-sexual offends me terribly on a storytelling level. When you know every character is potentially interested in you romantically, you feel like the center of the universe, and the word is no longer believable. The romance is a constant reminder that you are playing a game, and that the world is not real. For me, anyway, it destroys any sense of immersion. On top of all that, it's boring. Everything going like clockwork and there being no need to discover a character's interests and sexual preference to see if they are a good match for you is just plain boring. It means you inevitably just pick which one you think is hottest, which is offensively immature and basic for a game world with characters that are otherwise very complex. There are worse relationships in games, I am well aware, but they stand out so much more in Bioware games.
As far as 'because games' is concerned, I really hate how the majority of relationships develop in, for example, Dragon Age. There are three things that cause your love interest to become more enamored with you:
1. Shiny Gifts - This should be part of a relationship, but a very minor part. You can practically win someone's love through presents alone.
2. Saying just the right things in deeply profound conversations - This is also totally fine to have as something that makes someone happy with you. It's just that the characters never develop interest through casual conversation or simply having fun. Your character seems to deeply empathize and understand your romantic target when you say the right things, and yet there is never any sign your characters share any similar interests? Very strange. Most people go their whole lives never saying anything deeply profound, and they still find love...
The most annoying part about this is that the characters HAVE believable casual conversations, the exact sort that would really tell you if someone was right for you, except they happen randomly while you're wandering the world and the main character is NEVER INVOLVED! How the hell did they fuck that up?! They had all the correct dialogue, and the WRONG PEOPLE SAYING IT! If you've played Dragon Age, or Mass Effect, I'm sure you've noticed the main character is strangely silent during the random banter sections? It makes them seem very distant from all the other characters, including the one you're supposedly in love with.
3. Doing their sidequest - This isn't a problem except that it is REQUIRED for them to have sex with you. It's extremely 'because games'. It takes you totally out of the relationship and makes you think of it as a quest for poontang. Like, you're bribing them for sex by killing somebody for them. As I've said, that's not love, that's a business deal. The love interest is acting like a prostitute, or at least very like manipulative fiend. Real people have sex with each other because they like each other. That is ALL that it takes. If somebody refuses to have sex with you until you complete a task for them, that means they do not love you.
Morrigan is the only example that does not have this problem, and she is explicitly not in love with the main character when they have sex. She was by far the most believable and interesting romantic interest in a Bioware game, as there were no blatantly 'because games' requirements for the relationship to function. I still didn't really get into it, though, as I first liked the whole "Now that she realizes she's in love with you, she no longer wants to be intimate, as she believes love is weakness" aspect, until I remembered that no human has ever thought like that in the history of ever. Still liked it the best though.
Make a comparison to movie or book characters, and really think about it. Bioware game characters act like villains in romance. If they were in a movie, their manipulative attitude about sex would be considered reprehensible and self-serving.
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Having reread your post in a similar late-night frame of mind, I'd have to say I think I was going for the attention to detail thing. Which is pretty cool, to be honest. I'm not sure I can actually think of any decent relationship examples in games, beyond the standard "but Bioware" comment. Though their solution essentially amounts to you talking to the person/object of interest until they submit.
Maybe it is time for something new.
Also, by the way... that title. "Dead Kings". It's really evocative :)
Maybe it is time for something new.
Also, by the way... that title. "Dead Kings". It's really evocative :)
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What makes Dead Kings special?
*by special I mean different and unusual, not inherently better, you’ll likely hate at least one of these things.
Strongly averts “because games” logic
The term “because games” is one I have coined myself for the purpose of describing something that gamers have come to expect from games, but that a non-gamer would likely find incredibly nonsensical. These bits of nonsense almost always occur as a result of technological limitations that became traditional and stayed in use even after the technology would support a different or better system. Sometimes simple lack of innovation or laziness results in an example of “because games”.
The worst examples I can give of “because games” logic are about encouraging otherwise needless murder. The first is the apparent soul-stealing property of most heroes in RPGs. I am aware that there are systems that function differently, but the typical method of gaining experience is to kill your enemy. This may seem normal to you, but that is only because you have become accustomed to it. This can actually be somewhat disturbing when analyzed closely. In Dead Kings you must only defeat and not necessarily kill an enemy to gain experience. If they surrendered or retreated, you still gain just as much experience as you would for slaying them. Many games encourage the player to massacre surrendering or retreating enemies, or encourage the player to murder those who are attacking them due to mistaken identity, just to steal a few more souls and level up!
Some games don’t even give the player the option of resolving a situation peacefully, some Ultima games, for example, give the player no method of progression besides cutting down helpless children! The player is meant to be a hero in those stories, not a bloodthirsty murderer of children! It’s not even played as dark humor, it just sort of... happens... like Richard Garriott had no idea how disturbing it was!
The final example is a relatively unheard of game, Temple of Elemental Evil. During the adventure the players come across a brothel. In the brothel the madam informs the player that a new whore refuses to have sex with anyone. The player can offer to see if he can change her mind or ‘break her in’... I know, not an option you expect in the game. I was very surprised at this, as games at the time were far too politically correct to even imply sex, much less rape! I was very exhilarated to see what possible choices could come out of this (for storytelling purposes, the tiny sprites were not going to offer much eroticism, I assure you!), as players were able to be good or evil in the story. It turns out in the dialogue the player has three options with the unfortunate prostitute. They can either leave her alone, free her and take her with them, or supposedly attempt to rape her. If the player attempts to rape her, she screams something along the lines of “over my dead body!” and combat commences. The player then only has the option to strike her down. The heavily armored, up to six very powerful warriors, against a small, naked girl with a knife that she could never even hope to injure them with. She started combat, so she must die! I could have excused the game having even evil players not follow through with sexual assault, and possibly just smack her down and tell her to shut up... but killing her? That goes entirely against the plan to make her into a profitable prostitute! That is the epitome of “because games”, and was the impetus for me to wish to make a game that never forces the player to murder someone when the characters clearly have no motive to do so. The game will never directly tell you not to, but killing people unnecessarily will certainly have consequences in Dead Kings!
In summary, people never even question the bizarre traditions in gameplay, and in many ways they shall be very surprised when their expectations are not met in Dead Kings!
Writers uninfluenced by political correctness
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for these ideals in real life, games do this because they are trying to appeal to more audiences. But do not be deceived, it is not done out of a desire to make a better story, it is done at the expense of story to make more money. Attempting to please all audiences neuters believability, and some enjoyment for everyone is lost in the process.
These editorial mandates are exhibited in many place, including:
-Normal women arbitrarily being as strong and combat capable as men.
-Equal treatment for sexes, races and sexual preferences.
-Invincible or complete lack of children, so that children cannot be harmed.
-Severely limited options for evil player and non-player characters.
-Evil characters are usually limited to insults, stealing and murder.
-Evil characters are never, ever sexually depraved. It’s okay to murder someone, but rape them?! Heavens, we’re evil, not monsters!
Now, this doesn’t mean that everyone in Dead Kings is an immoral, prejudiced, child raping monster. Just that those things are allowed to exist in Dead Kings. These things all exist without issue in movies, so why not games?
Gameplay uninfluenced by genre expectations
The active gameplay is well established to be recognizable as tactical RPG combat. Except when it’s not. Large scale strategy and even 4X elements are present in the design. On top of that, there are Raising Sim mechanics influenced mostly by Princess Maker titles for if and when the player decides to procreate.
Fantasy world that does not arbitrarily ignore the inequalities of a medieval setting
Nobles are not noble!
Nobles act like real-life nobles. At best they are careless and hedonistic, more often they are heartless predators, abusing the weak for profit or pleasure. This is not because the setting is meant to be ‘dark fantasy’, but because that’s how nobles actually act.
People who attempt to seize or hold onto great power are without exception challenged in their morality. Popular opinion is that there have been many remarkable leaders throughout history; those such as Catherine the Great and Alexander the Great are very well regarded. History would have you replace the word “Great” with “Inhuman Abomination”. Both were arrogant elitists, pointlessly cruel, murderous and utterly irredeemable. Accounts of their lives are marred with the enslavement of countless people and the massacre of any who resisted. They are no better than those the world despises, such as Hitler or Stalin, and yet are renowned as though they have any worth.
Some may argue that there are benevolent kings and queens in history, Elizabeth I of England, for example, but even she has moments of inexcusable evil. Even the theoretical ‘benevolent autocrat’ is still a man or woman controlling the lives of people that he or she has no right to interfere with. Essentially, if they were truly a good person, they would use their power to abolish nobility and replace it with an elected government. The only good kings are the last kings, or those who refused a crown. The point is that nobles in Dead Kings are assholes, because they’re nobles.
The characters in the Dead Kings world are realistically depicted for their classes. The hero of the story may have some moral flexibility in the choices the player may take, but in the end, anyone who wants to control others is of deeply flawed character, and unfortunately he is determined to be king.
A woman holding a sword? Ludicrous!
Women are incapable of complex thought or understanding. They are weak of body and will, and of no use in violent conflict. They are commodities to be traded, and objects to be used for pleasure and progeny. Their word holds no value in court or otherwise, as trust is deserved only by those worthy of respect, and everyone knows only men can be respectable.
This is the average opinion you will find regarding women in Dead Kings, as it is the sort of opinion one finds in a medieval world. It is shared even by the women, even if it upsets them, as they have been subjugated of all authority since birth. Fantasy game worlds inevitably treat men and women very equally, progressive even by modern standards, without even mentioning how unusual it is. I have no problem with an idealized world where women are treated with the respect they deserve, but it has become the norm in fantasy, even clichéd in how expected it is. In fact, I cannot think of any fantasy world, game or otherwise, that depicts the treatment of women with a medieval standard.
Horses and Servants
There is a confusing trend to show rich and noble knights travelling the lands and going on adventure without any of their servants or so much as a horse! A few recent games have remedied the cavalry deficiency, but none have contained a proper retinue of attendants and servants. Even merchants do not travel on foot, and they do not travel alone! In addition to the potential six main party members, the player will eventually obtain a following of dozens of cooks, laborers, squires and soldiers. Menial tasks that would otherwise be performed as tedious fetch quests, or the hauling and management of inventory, will be handled by peasants and retainers. Nobles do not collect twenty mushrooms from a festering swamp to appease a strangely entitled commoner, in fact, the mere suggestion of such a request may offend a noble and put the commoner in a dangerous situation! Why should an affluent noble leave behind heavy loot, or mine and carry loads of valuable ore when he could pay a meagre sum to a few desperate serfs to do it for him? This is also very much a “because games” problem, and was remedied by a much needed dose of common sense.
Balance does not create a rift between plot and combat
During cutscenes characters will not use abilities, magic or otherwise do things that they are not capable of in active gameplay.
This is so brand new an idea to games that you may not even realize the problem exists. This ties into averting “because games”, but I feel it deserves a special mention. It is less a subconscious tradition resulting from technological limitations, and more purely thoughtless writing and design.
Relationships and romance do not pander to “wish fulfillment”
I would describe player driven romances in games to be on the intelligence and maturity level of Mary Sue fan fiction at best. Real romantic relationships are not fueled by giving the correct set of shiny objects to someone, and then completing a side quest. That's not romance, that's a business deal, and shows the kind of emotional understanding seen only in a true basement dweller!
"Oh, I heard she likes cakes! I'll just keep giving her cakes until she'll let me have sex with her! THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, RIGHT?!"
When people are romantically attracted to each other, they give each other presents as a result of an established connection. They have to already like each other for that to happen. Repeatedly giving gifts to someone who has not shown any sign of interest, as games portray love, is a sign of being an obsessive stalker. Games do not understand this very basic interaction. Sharing an emotional bond that may lead to amorous activity in Dead Kings will require that the characters involved share interests, ideals and adventures. They do not need to perform side quests for each other, they must simply do anything at all as long as they do it together. I have found in my life that attempting to 'win a girl over' is a mostly fruitless endeavor, and that it is much easier to find a girl that actually likes me. This experience, which writers for other games have shown no sign of, is used to form the progression of romance in the story.
*by special I mean different and unusual, not inherently better, you’ll likely hate at least one of these things.
Strongly averts “because games” logic
The term “because games” is one I have coined myself for the purpose of describing something that gamers have come to expect from games, but that a non-gamer would likely find incredibly nonsensical. These bits of nonsense almost always occur as a result of technological limitations that became traditional and stayed in use even after the technology would support a different or better system. Sometimes simple lack of innovation or laziness results in an example of “because games”.
The worst examples I can give of “because games” logic are about encouraging otherwise needless murder. The first is the apparent soul-stealing property of most heroes in RPGs. I am aware that there are systems that function differently, but the typical method of gaining experience is to kill your enemy. This may seem normal to you, but that is only because you have become accustomed to it. This can actually be somewhat disturbing when analyzed closely. In Dead Kings you must only defeat and not necessarily kill an enemy to gain experience. If they surrendered or retreated, you still gain just as much experience as you would for slaying them. Many games encourage the player to massacre surrendering or retreating enemies, or encourage the player to murder those who are attacking them due to mistaken identity, just to steal a few more souls and level up!
Some games don’t even give the player the option of resolving a situation peacefully, some Ultima games, for example, give the player no method of progression besides cutting down helpless children! The player is meant to be a hero in those stories, not a bloodthirsty murderer of children! It’s not even played as dark humor, it just sort of... happens... like Richard Garriott had no idea how disturbing it was!
The final example is a relatively unheard of game, Temple of Elemental Evil. During the adventure the players come across a brothel. In the brothel the madam informs the player that a new whore refuses to have sex with anyone. The player can offer to see if he can change her mind or ‘break her in’... I know, not an option you expect in the game. I was very surprised at this, as games at the time were far too politically correct to even imply sex, much less rape! I was very exhilarated to see what possible choices could come out of this (for storytelling purposes, the tiny sprites were not going to offer much eroticism, I assure you!), as players were able to be good or evil in the story. It turns out in the dialogue the player has three options with the unfortunate prostitute. They can either leave her alone, free her and take her with them, or supposedly attempt to rape her. If the player attempts to rape her, she screams something along the lines of “over my dead body!” and combat commences. The player then only has the option to strike her down. The heavily armored, up to six very powerful warriors, against a small, naked girl with a knife that she could never even hope to injure them with. She started combat, so she must die! I could have excused the game having even evil players not follow through with sexual assault, and possibly just smack her down and tell her to shut up... but killing her? That goes entirely against the plan to make her into a profitable prostitute! That is the epitome of “because games”, and was the impetus for me to wish to make a game that never forces the player to murder someone when the characters clearly have no motive to do so. The game will never directly tell you not to, but killing people unnecessarily will certainly have consequences in Dead Kings!
In summary, people never even question the bizarre traditions in gameplay, and in many ways they shall be very surprised when their expectations are not met in Dead Kings!
Writers uninfluenced by political correctness
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for these ideals in real life, games do this because they are trying to appeal to more audiences. But do not be deceived, it is not done out of a desire to make a better story, it is done at the expense of story to make more money. Attempting to please all audiences neuters believability, and some enjoyment for everyone is lost in the process.
These editorial mandates are exhibited in many place, including:
-Normal women arbitrarily being as strong and combat capable as men.
-Equal treatment for sexes, races and sexual preferences.
-Invincible or complete lack of children, so that children cannot be harmed.
-Severely limited options for evil player and non-player characters.
-Evil characters are usually limited to insults, stealing and murder.
-Evil characters are never, ever sexually depraved. It’s okay to murder someone, but rape them?! Heavens, we’re evil, not monsters!
Now, this doesn’t mean that everyone in Dead Kings is an immoral, prejudiced, child raping monster. Just that those things are allowed to exist in Dead Kings. These things all exist without issue in movies, so why not games?
Gameplay uninfluenced by genre expectations
The active gameplay is well established to be recognizable as tactical RPG combat. Except when it’s not. Large scale strategy and even 4X elements are present in the design. On top of that, there are Raising Sim mechanics influenced mostly by Princess Maker titles for if and when the player decides to procreate.
Fantasy world that does not arbitrarily ignore the inequalities of a medieval setting
Nobles are not noble!
Nobles act like real-life nobles. At best they are careless and hedonistic, more often they are heartless predators, abusing the weak for profit or pleasure. This is not because the setting is meant to be ‘dark fantasy’, but because that’s how nobles actually act.
People who attempt to seize or hold onto great power are without exception challenged in their morality. Popular opinion is that there have been many remarkable leaders throughout history; those such as Catherine the Great and Alexander the Great are very well regarded. History would have you replace the word “Great” with “Inhuman Abomination”. Both were arrogant elitists, pointlessly cruel, murderous and utterly irredeemable. Accounts of their lives are marred with the enslavement of countless people and the massacre of any who resisted. They are no better than those the world despises, such as Hitler or Stalin, and yet are renowned as though they have any worth.
Some may argue that there are benevolent kings and queens in history, Elizabeth I of England, for example, but even she has moments of inexcusable evil. Even the theoretical ‘benevolent autocrat’ is still a man or woman controlling the lives of people that he or she has no right to interfere with. Essentially, if they were truly a good person, they would use their power to abolish nobility and replace it with an elected government. The only good kings are the last kings, or those who refused a crown. The point is that nobles in Dead Kings are assholes, because they’re nobles.
The characters in the Dead Kings world are realistically depicted for their classes. The hero of the story may have some moral flexibility in the choices the player may take, but in the end, anyone who wants to control others is of deeply flawed character, and unfortunately he is determined to be king.
A woman holding a sword? Ludicrous!
Women are incapable of complex thought or understanding. They are weak of body and will, and of no use in violent conflict. They are commodities to be traded, and objects to be used for pleasure and progeny. Their word holds no value in court or otherwise, as trust is deserved only by those worthy of respect, and everyone knows only men can be respectable.
This is the average opinion you will find regarding women in Dead Kings, as it is the sort of opinion one finds in a medieval world. It is shared even by the women, even if it upsets them, as they have been subjugated of all authority since birth. Fantasy game worlds inevitably treat men and women very equally, progressive even by modern standards, without even mentioning how unusual it is. I have no problem with an idealized world where women are treated with the respect they deserve, but it has become the norm in fantasy, even clichéd in how expected it is. In fact, I cannot think of any fantasy world, game or otherwise, that depicts the treatment of women with a medieval standard.
Horses and Servants
There is a confusing trend to show rich and noble knights travelling the lands and going on adventure without any of their servants or so much as a horse! A few recent games have remedied the cavalry deficiency, but none have contained a proper retinue of attendants and servants. Even merchants do not travel on foot, and they do not travel alone! In addition to the potential six main party members, the player will eventually obtain a following of dozens of cooks, laborers, squires and soldiers. Menial tasks that would otherwise be performed as tedious fetch quests, or the hauling and management of inventory, will be handled by peasants and retainers. Nobles do not collect twenty mushrooms from a festering swamp to appease a strangely entitled commoner, in fact, the mere suggestion of such a request may offend a noble and put the commoner in a dangerous situation! Why should an affluent noble leave behind heavy loot, or mine and carry loads of valuable ore when he could pay a meagre sum to a few desperate serfs to do it for him? This is also very much a “because games” problem, and was remedied by a much needed dose of common sense.
Balance does not create a rift between plot and combat
During cutscenes characters will not use abilities, magic or otherwise do things that they are not capable of in active gameplay.
This is so brand new an idea to games that you may not even realize the problem exists. This ties into averting “because games”, but I feel it deserves a special mention. It is less a subconscious tradition resulting from technological limitations, and more purely thoughtless writing and design.
Relationships and romance do not pander to “wish fulfillment”
I would describe player driven romances in games to be on the intelligence and maturity level of Mary Sue fan fiction at best. Real romantic relationships are not fueled by giving the correct set of shiny objects to someone, and then completing a side quest. That's not romance, that's a business deal, and shows the kind of emotional understanding seen only in a true basement dweller!
"Oh, I heard she likes cakes! I'll just keep giving her cakes until she'll let me have sex with her! THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, RIGHT?!"
When people are romantically attracted to each other, they give each other presents as a result of an established connection. They have to already like each other for that to happen. Repeatedly giving gifts to someone who has not shown any sign of interest, as games portray love, is a sign of being an obsessive stalker. Games do not understand this very basic interaction. Sharing an emotional bond that may lead to amorous activity in Dead Kings will require that the characters involved share interests, ideals and adventures. They do not need to perform side quests for each other, they must simply do anything at all as long as they do it together. I have found in my life that attempting to 'win a girl over' is a mostly fruitless endeavor, and that it is much easier to find a girl that actually likes me. This experience, which writers for other games have shown no sign of, is used to form the progression of romance in the story.
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One of the guys from Handsome Boy Modeling School wrote a song about a kitty a long time ago but I guess I only found out about it recently.
Sick vid
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What I'm liking so far about him is that forward forward b has stupid priority. Anything that wants to attack you while you're doing that is SOL. But the combo break with the uppercut is also a nice touch and if you can get any accuracy, he just plows through enemies with the bat. The knife's pretty good too. I'm less hot on his starred combos, but I'm still getting used to them. The trouble is that the dash punch one has just nothing to offer against air attacks, which means you're more boned against kung fu guys.
Anyway, I haven't had this much fun playing a game in a long time. I've squeeeed a few times now.
Anyway, I haven't had this much fun playing a game in a long time. I've squeeeed a few times now.
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It really doesn't take much. I'm up to eight years in the current fortress, but there was a time or two when I quit the game via task manager lest it save when I was in the midst of a pretty bloody siege. If you get attacked by lashers early on, you're dead. Any badly timed siege before you have an adequate military will kill you, but lashers especially. If you get attacked by a titan that can web you, you're dead (barring some amazing archery skills). If you get attacked by something that is especially toxic, you'll be cleaning that up for a long time if you aren't already dead. Open up the caverns too early with forgotten beasts or otherwise ornery wildlife, and you're dead. Hell, if you're in an area with giant eagles or other such wildlife they'll probably kill you before you have a chance to do a goddamned thing. I haven't even seen a colossus, a necromancer, an undead sponge, a dragon, or a demon and I know I'd be really dead if I saw any one of those.
The trouble with the game is that there isn't really a point to it. Because there's only so much you can do at any given time, you inevitably create more danger for yourself either by way of traps or sending your army to explore places that are likely to fuck their shit up or leave you not so well defended.
There is no endgame, just survival for a period of time until something attacks and destroys everything.
The trouble with the game is that there isn't really a point to it. Because there's only so much you can do at any given time, you inevitably create more danger for yourself either by way of traps or sending your army to explore places that are likely to fuck their shit up or leave you not so well defended.
There is no endgame, just survival for a period of time until something attacks and destroys everything.
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That stupid shit where the caravan can't get out of the depot started happening again.
I figured that maybe I wasn't giving them enough time to get out and had just gotten impatient and deconstructed things too soon. It turns out I was partially true. If I leave the caravan alone for long enough, the liaison will die. In this case, he died of thirst. And then he came back as a ghost. He didn't do anything as a ghost, but I built a memorial anyway and now there are no more ghosts. I don't know if things are supposed to work that way, but I imagine that other civilizations might later become mad at me if their liaisons continue to come back as ghosts.
On the plus side, I have a breeding pair of cougars. God I wish I could war train them.
I figured that maybe I wasn't giving them enough time to get out and had just gotten impatient and deconstructed things too soon. It turns out I was partially true. If I leave the caravan alone for long enough, the liaison will die. In this case, he died of thirst. And then he came back as a ghost. He didn't do anything as a ghost, but I built a memorial anyway and now there are no more ghosts. I don't know if things are supposed to work that way, but I imagine that other civilizations might later become mad at me if their liaisons continue to come back as ghosts.
On the plus side, I have a breeding pair of cougars. God I wish I could war train them.
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Mostly for project reality.
unfortunately I'm still a major noob at this game, but I remember this epic time when I got like 7 kills as a Taliban, all in the same life. 4 of em by using a pipebomb, and 2 more by ambushing, then I went around this compound and got one american before his squad took me out :(
and also I do NOT play with brazilians and try to avoid people with wierd ass accents
Sick vid
unfortunately I'm still a major noob at this game, but I remember this epic time when I got like 7 kills as a Taliban, all in the same life. 4 of em by using a pipebomb, and 2 more by ambushing, then I went around this compound and got one american before his squad took me out :(
and also I do NOT play with brazilians and try to avoid people with wierd ass accents
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I HAVE IMPROVED
IT'S A WHOLE HEAD THIS TIME
I will also edit in a 360 rotation video I'm making of it.
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Well, we do spend a lot of time with Kelli, and regardless of the many years that have passed, she is still clearly 14.
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Hey, I'm a big fan of de_contra. I was thinking of working on a version of contra for CSGO, but I heard that you were working on your own port? Is this true?
I don't want to waste my time making it if your version is coming out in the future. Also, if you're not making one, are you ok with me making a port?
ps: I couldn't figure out how to PM on your forums, if there even is a way.
I don't want to waste my time making it if your version is coming out in the future. Also, if you're not making one, are you ok with me making a port?
ps: I couldn't figure out how to PM on your forums, if there even is a way.
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My fortress is broken:
Every time a caravan arrives, it forgets how to reload when it supposedly departs. So the game tells me no merchants are trading, and the caravan just sits there, in the depot. Months pass.
In order to get the caravan out of the depot, I have to deconstruct it. Each time I deconstruct the depot, whatever items are flashing on screen at the time within the depot are ejected. My dwarves collect the items, which in turn overflow my stockpile. Then the food that they haven't collected yet inevitably rots, filling the once-depot with miasma.
Every few months, this is my fortress.
Every time a caravan arrives, it forgets how to reload when it supposedly departs. So the game tells me no merchants are trading, and the caravan just sits there, in the depot. Months pass.
In order to get the caravan out of the depot, I have to deconstruct it. Each time I deconstruct the depot, whatever items are flashing on screen at the time within the depot are ejected. My dwarves collect the items, which in turn overflow my stockpile. Then the food that they haven't collected yet inevitably rots, filling the once-depot with miasma.
Every few months, this is my fortress.
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Great googly moogly are danger rooms broken.
So, after enduring a few ambushes in which it was generally a bad time to be a macedwarf, I finally got a 5x5 danger room set up and trained the melee portion of my army up to legendary in weapon skill, fighting, and shield use (which is to say, no patience for dodging or armor use). At present, I have five hammerlords, six macelords, five axe lords, five spearlords, and three swordlords (along with nine marksdwarves of mostly middling ability).
So granted, that's twenty-four legendary squad members off the bat, along with the nine marksdwarves. In the winter of my fourth year in game, the goblins decided to take the gloves off and send a siege of sixteen melee fighters (mostly maces) and a giant olm they were using for war purposes. Rather, they were trying to take the gloves off, but could not remove the gloves, because I had already taken their hands off. Body parts everywhere. The overall skirmish lasted maybe fifteen seconds of game time. My team came out completely unscathed and basically I never have to make clothes because I'm garbing everyone in the robes of the fallen enemies.
So, after enduring a few ambushes in which it was generally a bad time to be a macedwarf, I finally got a 5x5 danger room set up and trained the melee portion of my army up to legendary in weapon skill, fighting, and shield use (which is to say, no patience for dodging or armor use). At present, I have five hammerlords, six macelords, five axe lords, five spearlords, and three swordlords (along with nine marksdwarves of mostly middling ability).
So granted, that's twenty-four legendary squad members off the bat, along with the nine marksdwarves. In the winter of my fourth year in game, the goblins decided to take the gloves off and send a siege of sixteen melee fighters (mostly maces) and a giant olm they were using for war purposes. Rather, they were trying to take the gloves off, but could not remove the gloves, because I had already taken their hands off. Body parts everywhere. The overall skirmish lasted maybe fifteen seconds of game time. My team came out completely unscathed and basically I never have to make clothes because I'm garbing everyone in the robes of the fallen enemies.
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SRAW said:
Why would you note you aren't interested anymore anyways...
Low replay value? Changing taste in games or time devoted to games? No homo?
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MOONDOG IS THE GREATEST MUSICIAN OF ALL TIME
Sick vid
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Scott Hull is both the best guitarist AND drummer of all time.
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Doesn't matter if you do a func_wall or just making the brush and leaving it like that , if your using zhlt to compile it won't lag just might add more time to compile
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where i must place the brush?
front of the door,or back of the door, or both?
i try to place it around the door...
its work! the frame and the glass opened together,
i just have to set the delay to 0 to make the door can opened all the time
thanx superjer
front of the door,or back of the door, or both?
i try to place it around the door...
its work! the frame and the glass opened together,
i just have to set the delay to 0 to make the door can opened all the time
thanx superjer
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Yeah, test-bench. Don't make all these changes willy-nilly, when something works you won't know what worked. Do it methodically, scientifically.
As SoupRadar said, strip it completely down to barebones. Pull everything out of the case, disconnect everything except leave the CPU and HSF on the motherboard. Then, on a non-conductive surface (NOT an anti-static bag, use non-glossy corrugated cardboard imo), lay out your mobo with the CPU/HSF still attached, but no RAM. Wire it up to the PSU, turn it on, see what happens. Those beeps mean things, you can reference them in the manual for your motherboard. Next add one stick of ram, repeat. Cycle all of your RAM one stick at a time through that last test. If everything passes, add in keyboard, mouse, all your RAM, and if you have onboard video then plug a monitor in too. Boot up, what happens? If it's all good, add your video card next. If it's still good, add your primary hard drive. Keep going until everything is reattached. If it all works properly outside of the case, you probably had an internal short, so be more careful when placing everything back into the case.
As SoupRadar said, strip it completely down to barebones. Pull everything out of the case, disconnect everything except leave the CPU and HSF on the motherboard. Then, on a non-conductive surface (NOT an anti-static bag, use non-glossy corrugated cardboard imo), lay out your mobo with the CPU/HSF still attached, but no RAM. Wire it up to the PSU, turn it on, see what happens. Those beeps mean things, you can reference them in the manual for your motherboard. Next add one stick of ram, repeat. Cycle all of your RAM one stick at a time through that last test. If everything passes, add in keyboard, mouse, all your RAM, and if you have onboard video then plug a monitor in too. Boot up, what happens? If it's all good, add your video card next. If it's still good, add your primary hard drive. Keep going until everything is reattached. If it all works properly outside of the case, you probably had an internal short, so be more careful when placing everything back into the case.
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did this truck time travel?
is this the 1980s?
is this the 1980s?
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I'm sure superjer will implement your requests for he obviously has plently of free time to follow up to the demands of us superjerians.
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ThisIsFun said:
Yes, I like erotic! This is my favorite story of the lovely Alice could not help but admire her bed she saw in the mirror. She saw, of course, a perfect 18-year-old body scent of ink, long hair, the eyes of the Chinese people in the Guangzhou-Shenzhen and her incredible breasts - the full wash velvet peaches topped with cherries, men and women admire . A person, especially appreciate them, squeeze them, rising suck cherry rode him like a stallion. Dad pumping efforts, he can bomb for her and squeeze him with her secret garden, let him even harder. This is an incredibly erotic technology, few women know, especially my mother who did not have the powers of "Alice in Wonderland", and not because her daughter discovered her ability, she used her pure joy. "Fuck me, Daddy!" She screamed. "Hard ... Oh, yes, you jerk! Oh, Oh, kill ..." He can not see the mirror of their passion, but he saw her eyes, dark, dark island, he never lost since she first caught him masturbating just a few weeks ago. "Dad!" She said, when she walked into her parents' bedroom, and stroking his "little brother" suddenly became a "big brother, startled in his line of sight." He stopped, give cover at any embarrassment and humiliation. "I, I ..." His voice failed for a moment, his penis atrophy. "I am very relaxed. Thinking of you," his or her reaction surprised. "I want you, too, Dad and I stroked myself, feel the warm golden light, you have the same feeling? Why is small? " touch it, Sweet Alice see what happens. " At first Her contact is tentative. The feeling is so soft, like velvet - steel and velvet at the same time, my father began to moan a little, and then start planting. "Are you okay?" She asked, stroking him some more, amazed that she was able to do, just a simple touch. 18 and popular, her sexual experience is limited to a chaste kiss at a school dance. "Oh, yes, yes!" He said. "Please do not stop coming." "Mama do not do it?" she asked, and began to fondle his balls, feeling bolder, more powerful, and she has done. "No," he said. "No, she never would not people do not like you, do not stop, oh, yes, there is! Perfect." small Alice began to experiment. She was curious, I feel more and more warm, how can marvel at her father so helpless. She bent down close to look at "her" cock (she has felt her own), like a mushroom head. She wanted to taste it, lick it just a second, her father groaned aloud. "Yes! "He pleaded." "Try it. Suck it, please!" like her, carefully at first, and then like a lollipop, Dad began to squeeze her peaches and reached between her legs and stroked her. Alice is wet. So wet. Fire, perhaps like the father, she did not know, but she wanted to see her power to please them all can go. Dad screamed, some surprising. The warm "cream" overflow from his penis. It smelled different, unpleasant taste like what she had never drunk. This is from him. This is him and she let him do. She used "her" cock and make it explode. How cute, she thought. Mom can not do this, Sweet Alice would like to learn more. Her father taught her, so she groans and explosions, too. Then they will truly become one. A few weeks have passed, because they are too willing to share a new passion and fantasy, with his teacher and her students, but in the end it is in her cold mother, her desire for a dominant position. Affection and pride of her domineering Tiger Mom "style in stark contrast to the father for his daughter. She even father shave her pussy, her secret garden, carefully, slowly, before the show, so she just his touch and warm wet towel to wipe the shaving soap. Way, he pressed it just right, in the right place, her secret place, cleaning soap for him to send her to brief ecstasy - legs spread, her trembling arms leaning back, head flung back hair spill over into the press table, and said: "Come on, baby, come over." you little slut! Golden girl! " Now she is riding him? fourth or fifth time, or may be, a few days ago, their record, 6? It does not matter. important moment, and they went to her and squeezed her cat harder, watching him flinch, she was surprised at her own beauty, their common love and passion, her newfound powers. then, other things in the mirror she saw mother. bedroom door. her hand and looked outside to watch all you want, Sweet Alice stupid and Dad, and urging her harder and harder, and just let my mother could hear him now are my work between her legs. never and you go, I like this forum, because all the geeks
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ThisIsFun said:
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It becomes statelier.
I designed a mist generator and did it right this time. Mist spraying all over the damned place. Needed two windmills to fully power the thing, but everything looks good for now. My problem before was the obvious one that I suspected I had: I forgot to change the orientation on the axles coming off the gear assembly
I designed a mist generator and did it right this time. Mist spraying all over the damned place. Needed two windmills to fully power the thing, but everything looks good for now. My problem before was the obvious one that I suspected I had: I forgot to change the orientation on the axles coming off the gear assembly
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Was attacked by something advertising itself as a Werelizard Ape. So, no moon, full-on monkey business. Moon goes up, and fur turns into scales, mammaries vanish, the uterus turns into some sort of horrid egg-laying mechanism, and its blood runs cold.
It's a remarkable time to be alive.
It's a remarkable time to be alive.
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Months and months and months have passed and I've gotten a non-marksdwarf army component, built a hospital and used it a few times, and have a well area nearly ready to flood. I've also revved up a mister a few times only to see it flail and fall short of completing a cycle. I'm too tired to debug it and try to figure out what the fuck engineering-wise, but here's a recap of a few season's time, or further adventures in preposterous bullshit:
New artifact, made by one of my threshers (otherwise useless):
Ostarkalal Togaldastot, "Burialmelt the Stormy Sword", a granite scepter (probably because he took over a workshop that was making stone crafts):
This is a granite scepter. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of rectangular granite cabochons. This object is adorned with hanging rings of kakapo bone. On the item is an image of Morul Tomblarge the dwarf in kunzite [note: that dwarf? Not in my fortress].
On the item is an image of Burialmelt the Stormy Sword the granite scepter in kiwi leather.
Ladies and gents, my first recursive artifact.
I killed a trio of goblin thieves. One was a master thief. I did not know that master thieves existed! He didn't last very long. His first move was to stab the Fisherdwarf who noticed him in the head. The fisherdwarf was a crossbowdwarf, and as the thief tried to beat his retreat, the dwarf shot the dagger out of his hand, then shot him in the stomach, spleen, and then both legs. After the second hit, he went unconscious, and woke up just in time for a swordsdwarf to bash him with the handle, then slash at his head. Didn't leave much more than a scratch, but it pissed off the thief right proper and the thief lunged, missed, and was stabbed through the skull. Short day. Later on another goblin thief appeared. The Mayor punched the thief's skull through his brain. That was how the goblin died. You do not fuck with The Mayor. The Mayor, from what I can tell, is also a plant as his profile informs me that "When possible, he prefers to consume sunshine."
In order to power my water pump, I've been trying to clear out an area to build a windmill. In order for anything to be affected by "wind", it needs to be open air, which means I carve out the level it needs to be on and, if that level is covered, I channel out the top. About five times now, a dwarf has climbed on top of the channel portion, stood on a single square, channeled out every square around him, caused a partial tunnel collapse, knocked himself unconscious, then got up again and resumed doing the exact same thing. DWARVES. One of them eventually died from this. It was probably because he was an inexperienced miner. Another time a few levels collapsed and it ended up killing a woodworker and his pet pig, both of whom were below. I guess they were inexperienced too. So far all of my casualties have been from negligence on my part. I am awesome.
Another farmer flipped out and started doing things with Stone. I only get stonecraft artifacts.
Onsheniddor Sebir Igath, "Chantedlark the Hide of Scraping", a slate scepter:
This is a slate scepter. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of Edem Orbauthor the dwarve and dwarves in slate. Edem Orbauthor is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Edem Orbauthor to the position of king of The Spread Syrups in 1.
On the item is an image of a tower-cap in alder.
I couldn't get an image of a tower-cap in tower-cap because I haven't gotten into the caverns yet.
Spring came and my main carpenter flipped out and created the most ornate goods bin yet seen by dwarfkind.
Abiremal Vozbel Kirar, "Romancesense the Ravager of Rights", a alder bin <#3>:
This is a alder bin <#3>. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with oval gabbro cabochons decorated with alder and circled with bands of alder, oak, and oval cut rubicelles. This object menaces with spikes of gabbro. On the item is an image of a giant kea in steel. On the item is an image of a alder in kakapo leather.
'kay.
New artifact, made by one of my threshers (otherwise useless):
Ostarkalal Togaldastot, "Burialmelt the Stormy Sword", a granite scepter (probably because he took over a workshop that was making stone crafts):
This is a granite scepter. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of rectangular granite cabochons. This object is adorned with hanging rings of kakapo bone. On the item is an image of Morul Tomblarge the dwarf in kunzite [note: that dwarf? Not in my fortress].
On the item is an image of Burialmelt the Stormy Sword the granite scepter in kiwi leather.
Ladies and gents, my first recursive artifact.
I killed a trio of goblin thieves. One was a master thief. I did not know that master thieves existed! He didn't last very long. His first move was to stab the Fisherdwarf who noticed him in the head. The fisherdwarf was a crossbowdwarf, and as the thief tried to beat his retreat, the dwarf shot the dagger out of his hand, then shot him in the stomach, spleen, and then both legs. After the second hit, he went unconscious, and woke up just in time for a swordsdwarf to bash him with the handle, then slash at his head. Didn't leave much more than a scratch, but it pissed off the thief right proper and the thief lunged, missed, and was stabbed through the skull. Short day. Later on another goblin thief appeared. The Mayor punched the thief's skull through his brain. That was how the goblin died. You do not fuck with The Mayor. The Mayor, from what I can tell, is also a plant as his profile informs me that "When possible, he prefers to consume sunshine."
In order to power my water pump, I've been trying to clear out an area to build a windmill. In order for anything to be affected by "wind", it needs to be open air, which means I carve out the level it needs to be on and, if that level is covered, I channel out the top. About five times now, a dwarf has climbed on top of the channel portion, stood on a single square, channeled out every square around him, caused a partial tunnel collapse, knocked himself unconscious, then got up again and resumed doing the exact same thing. DWARVES. One of them eventually died from this. It was probably because he was an inexperienced miner. Another time a few levels collapsed and it ended up killing a woodworker and his pet pig, both of whom were below. I guess they were inexperienced too. So far all of my casualties have been from negligence on my part. I am awesome.
Another farmer flipped out and started doing things with Stone. I only get stonecraft artifacts.
Onsheniddor Sebir Igath, "Chantedlark the Hide of Scraping", a slate scepter:
This is a slate scepter. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of Edem Orbauthor the dwarve and dwarves in slate. Edem Orbauthor is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the ascension of the dwarf Edem Orbauthor to the position of king of The Spread Syrups in 1.
On the item is an image of a tower-cap in alder.
I couldn't get an image of a tower-cap in tower-cap because I haven't gotten into the caverns yet.
Spring came and my main carpenter flipped out and created the most ornate goods bin yet seen by dwarfkind.
Abiremal Vozbel Kirar, "Romancesense the Ravager of Rights", a alder bin <#3>:
This is a alder bin <#3>. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with oval gabbro cabochons decorated with alder and circled with bands of alder, oak, and oval cut rubicelles. This object menaces with spikes of gabbro. On the item is an image of a giant kea in steel. On the item is an image of a alder in kakapo leather.
'kay.
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Winter 22, Summer 23
These are conflated because a lot of things seemed to be happening at once towards the end of winter. So I was getting my shit together, no problem, when one of my dwarven children freaks the fuck out and takes over a craft workshop while ceaselessly drawing pictures of skeletons. Normal behavior, I suspect. Well, I don't have any bones and no one knows how to hunt. Panic sets in, I build my bowyer's shop and then realize, "oh wait, I have livestock. I could slaughter the livestock." And what is the result of small child becoming obsessed with bones?
Ikudlegan, "Reignedmirthful", a giant horse bone axe blade
This is a giant horse bone axe blade. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of horse bone.
No shit?
Around this time, a wave of immigrants invades and I need to start building shit again. Among notables:
1x Talented (lvl 6) woodworker
1x High Master (lvl 13) bowyer
1x High Master (lvl 13) fish cleaner (the fish are so clean you could eat off them)
1x Accomplished (lvl 10) herbalist
1x Accomplished (lvl 10) metalcrafter
1x Talented (lvl 6) fighter/dodger/armor user/ kicker
Things remain calm. I've been invaded by one kobold thief and three goblin snatchers, which I imagine I'll be seeing more of. One of the snatchers, I killed. Free clothes, bitches.
Let's take a look at the shit I now have in a more passing order.
There's my stockpile and farms. Could probably make a second farm, haven't yet. The blue thing in the south is my depot. Filled with hippies.
Workshops. Still clearing stones away I think.
Ever increasing bedrooms.
I've also got a tannery, a leather workshop, and two butcher's workshops up and running.
I bought a jaguar from the hippies. And some wine. And two bins of cloth. It's going to be a hot time in the old town tonight!
It was mostly about the jaguar. Need a mate for him, so that I can send out all of my hunters with jaguar accompaniment. Stylish and threatening.
Impending goals:
* Get the non-marksdwarf part of the army active
* Hospital below the bedrooms
* Well adjacent to the hospital.
These are conflated because a lot of things seemed to be happening at once towards the end of winter. So I was getting my shit together, no problem, when one of my dwarven children freaks the fuck out and takes over a craft workshop while ceaselessly drawing pictures of skeletons. Normal behavior, I suspect. Well, I don't have any bones and no one knows how to hunt. Panic sets in, I build my bowyer's shop and then realize, "oh wait, I have livestock. I could slaughter the livestock." And what is the result of small child becoming obsessed with bones?
Ikudlegan, "Reignedmirthful", a giant horse bone axe blade
This is a giant horse bone axe blade. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of horse bone.
No shit?
Around this time, a wave of immigrants invades and I need to start building shit again. Among notables:
1x Talented (lvl 6) woodworker
1x High Master (lvl 13) bowyer
1x High Master (lvl 13) fish cleaner (the fish are so clean you could eat off them)
1x Accomplished (lvl 10) herbalist
1x Accomplished (lvl 10) metalcrafter
1x Talented (lvl 6) fighter/dodger/armor user/ kicker
Things remain calm. I've been invaded by one kobold thief and three goblin snatchers, which I imagine I'll be seeing more of. One of the snatchers, I killed. Free clothes, bitches.
Let's take a look at the shit I now have in a more passing order.
There's my stockpile and farms. Could probably make a second farm, haven't yet. The blue thing in the south is my depot. Filled with hippies.
Workshops. Still clearing stones away I think.
Ever increasing bedrooms.
I've also got a tannery, a leather workshop, and two butcher's workshops up and running.
I bought a jaguar from the hippies. And some wine. And two bins of cloth. It's going to be a hot time in the old town tonight!
It was mostly about the jaguar. Need a mate for him, so that I can send out all of my hunters with jaguar accompaniment. Stylish and threatening.
Impending goals:
* Get the non-marksdwarf part of the army active
* Hospital below the bedrooms
* Well adjacent to the hospital.
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Summer, 21
Palacelands is not yet a land for boys and girls. It's not a land for much of anything at the moment.
One of the things I'm trying to prepare for at the moment is eventualities. I suspect that given my somewhat unique location, I'll be fighting off some substantial sieges later on in the game and otherwise hanging out in lockdown mode. For this reason, I've decided that I probably ought to build an excess of workshops and stockpiles relative to my normal mode. What this means is an excess of mining. What this means is that shit doesn't get done. I've had to temporarily defer plans for a wood-burning forge and assorted other workshops in an effort to get down the basics: mason, carpenter, jeweler, mechanics. Also craft, which is pretty basic too. ANYWAY.
Tensions are running unusually high at the moment. My two miners have mutual grudges and one of them additionally is in a grudge with a fisherdwarf. The fisherdwarf also has a second mutual grudge with a woodcutter. The two woodcutters, meanwhile, are totally in love and work well together.
THESE ARE THE MEASUREMENTS FOR THE MACHINE I AM BUILDING
The ground floor is kind of a mess right now. The large square will become a general custom stockpile soon, I just need to clear some of the stone out of there first. Meeting area, for now, is south of the stairs. I'll build a farm or two south of the stockpile in the sands soon enough. Last time around, I was way too late in building farms and everyone nearly starved to death. Also the entry hall will be widened later. I keep my trade depot outside anyway, since the new version means that wagons can't cross traps.
This is my clusterfuck of a workshop zone. To the west are wood burning furnaces, carpenter's workshops, and what will eventually be large wood stockpiles in between. The south has a mechanic's workshop. I don't care too much about having a lot of space for that because you don't generally find yourself needing as many mechanisms. East would be the mason's workshops and stone piles if the fuckers ever finished. To the north, we have a jeweler and a craftsdwarf workshop. I might build a couple more craft ones later, but I haven't decided yet. It's not super necessary, but it helps when you have multiple dwarfs you want working in multiple mediums.
Fractal bedrooms. They will expand almost indefinitely.
I kind of want to get some of the other workshops going, like the smelters, forge, bowyer, leatherworks, and tannery, but given that I don't have the manpower to start hunting seriously anyway, those are going to go on the backburner for a while in favor of getting foodstores in order. As soon as the workshops are chiseled out (around which time we'll get some furniture in those bedrooms), I intend to roll out some farms and two each of kitchens, stills, fisheries, and butcher's shops. Along with these will come a dedicated food stockpile and my typical "whatever, fuck it"-style dining hall. Wells and forges will have to follow those.
Palacelands is not yet a land for boys and girls. It's not a land for much of anything at the moment.
One of the things I'm trying to prepare for at the moment is eventualities. I suspect that given my somewhat unique location, I'll be fighting off some substantial sieges later on in the game and otherwise hanging out in lockdown mode. For this reason, I've decided that I probably ought to build an excess of workshops and stockpiles relative to my normal mode. What this means is an excess of mining. What this means is that shit doesn't get done. I've had to temporarily defer plans for a wood-burning forge and assorted other workshops in an effort to get down the basics: mason, carpenter, jeweler, mechanics. Also craft, which is pretty basic too. ANYWAY.
Tensions are running unusually high at the moment. My two miners have mutual grudges and one of them additionally is in a grudge with a fisherdwarf. The fisherdwarf also has a second mutual grudge with a woodcutter. The two woodcutters, meanwhile, are totally in love and work well together.
THESE ARE THE MEASUREMENTS FOR THE MACHINE I AM BUILDING
The ground floor is kind of a mess right now. The large square will become a general custom stockpile soon, I just need to clear some of the stone out of there first. Meeting area, for now, is south of the stairs. I'll build a farm or two south of the stockpile in the sands soon enough. Last time around, I was way too late in building farms and everyone nearly starved to death. Also the entry hall will be widened later. I keep my trade depot outside anyway, since the new version means that wagons can't cross traps.
This is my clusterfuck of a workshop zone. To the west are wood burning furnaces, carpenter's workshops, and what will eventually be large wood stockpiles in between. The south has a mechanic's workshop. I don't care too much about having a lot of space for that because you don't generally find yourself needing as many mechanisms. East would be the mason's workshops and stone piles if the fuckers ever finished. To the north, we have a jeweler and a craftsdwarf workshop. I might build a couple more craft ones later, but I haven't decided yet. It's not super necessary, but it helps when you have multiple dwarfs you want working in multiple mediums.
Fractal bedrooms. They will expand almost indefinitely.
I kind of want to get some of the other workshops going, like the smelters, forge, bowyer, leatherworks, and tannery, but given that I don't have the manpower to start hunting seriously anyway, those are going to go on the backburner for a while in favor of getting foodstores in order. As soon as the workshops are chiseled out (around which time we'll get some furniture in those bedrooms), I intend to roll out some farms and two each of kitchens, stills, fisheries, and butcher's shops. Along with these will come a dedicated food stockpile and my typical "whatever, fuck it"-style dining hall. Wells and forges will have to follow those.
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Since there has seemed to be continuing, unspoken interest in my Dwarf Fortress exploits, I've decided to make a new truck with some level of visibility and coherence. My old fortress is still around, but I wanted to take everyone through the process from the get-go with illustrations.
1. I'm using a graphical version of the game. This helps me figure out what the fuck is going on and is equally helpful for you in this manner. The more easily you're able to understand the important aspects of what's happening, then the joy of the game's inherent dwarfiness will come out soon enough.
2. The parameters I opted for were pretty similar to what I've run previously, in large part because I have no idea what I'm doing. Most of the dwarves in my old fortress are wearing tatters. Clothing is something of a mystery to me. The deviations from the default settings are as follows: history is short (I started in the year 21 or something), natural savagery is very low, and mineral appearances are frequent. My particular start location is in a warm biome on the side of a mountain range and has access to flux, shallow metal (singular), deep metals (plural), and a river nearby which probably has some dumb name. I can't be bothered to figure everything out. This may seem like an easy setup, but note that I only have shallow metal (singular), which means I could end up with something that's no good to work with and spend a while bungling around.
There's some other interesting aspects too. I'm pretty close to the Dwarven home lands and a few other civilizations (I can't read the languages well enough to know if they're good or hostile), but I'm also four squares away from sinister and haunted portions of the map, meaning that some particularly nasty titan could spawn and wander in or I could find myself regularly dealing with the goblins that were absent in Roughnesspointed. All resulting fun will be documented, but in general it behooves me to have my shit in order early in the game or suffer mightily.
Speaking of which, my new outpost is named "Palacelands." Which is the least interesting name ever.
A quick tour:
I went with the defaults of everything, which means I ended up with all female animals, two dogs, two cats, a water buggalo, and a horse. I meant to type buffalo, but buggalo are funnier. Note that I do not yet have a yak. Woe be to all of you once I get a yak. None of my dwarves have social or combat skills, but one is a jeweler/craftsdwarf, one's a mason/mechanic, there's a wood cutter/all-purpose farmer, a butcher/clothesmaker who for some reason is also the only one to be able to clean fish, a carpenter/bowyer, a miner, and a fisherman. Oddly, my miner is the creative one in the bunch so I'll probably have him take on the mason's work. The butcher is the expedition leader. Whatever.
This is my start location. I got a lot of sand and phyllite and some gems. Sand means there's hope of some level of farming and glass making for me once I get the various workshops squared away, and the gem clusters mean I'll have things to cut. Stars are ore. From the look of it, I have zinc here. that's... all... okay that's not good if it's the only thing I have. Looks like to the west I have tetrahedrite, so I'll be making bronze stuff early on, I guess. Those "c"s in the lower center portion of the picture are chinchillas. As soon as I get a leather works, a butcher's shop, and some crossbows in order, I'm fucking their adorable little shit up.
I also have a waterfall in the lower part of my map that spans four z-levels. This is the first time I've so much as seen a waterfall in the game. Aces. I've read where you can set up floor grates at the base of a waterfall and use those to get dead fish instantly delivered with no upkeep, which means that I might be able to disable the fishing labor entirely.
I will be updating on a seasonal basis, but the first few are mostly tedious. I'll be setting up my entry hall, a trade depot, workshops, and carving out the beginnings of the fractal bedrooms while biding my time waiting for immigrant waves to show up and hoping they aren't mostly children. It doesn't really matter until the third wave anyway, at which time they stop being randomized and start relating to your relative opportunities available. I might also lay the groundwork for a well below the housing area. since I figured out how to do that.
1. I'm using a graphical version of the game. This helps me figure out what the fuck is going on and is equally helpful for you in this manner. The more easily you're able to understand the important aspects of what's happening, then the joy of the game's inherent dwarfiness will come out soon enough.
2. The parameters I opted for were pretty similar to what I've run previously, in large part because I have no idea what I'm doing. Most of the dwarves in my old fortress are wearing tatters. Clothing is something of a mystery to me. The deviations from the default settings are as follows: history is short (I started in the year 21 or something), natural savagery is very low, and mineral appearances are frequent. My particular start location is in a warm biome on the side of a mountain range and has access to flux, shallow metal (singular), deep metals (plural), and a river nearby which probably has some dumb name. I can't be bothered to figure everything out. This may seem like an easy setup, but note that I only have shallow metal (singular), which means I could end up with something that's no good to work with and spend a while bungling around.
There's some other interesting aspects too. I'm pretty close to the Dwarven home lands and a few other civilizations (I can't read the languages well enough to know if they're good or hostile), but I'm also four squares away from sinister and haunted portions of the map, meaning that some particularly nasty titan could spawn and wander in or I could find myself regularly dealing with the goblins that were absent in Roughnesspointed. All resulting fun will be documented, but in general it behooves me to have my shit in order early in the game or suffer mightily.
Speaking of which, my new outpost is named "Palacelands." Which is the least interesting name ever.
A quick tour:
I went with the defaults of everything, which means I ended up with all female animals, two dogs, two cats, a water buggalo, and a horse. I meant to type buffalo, but buggalo are funnier. Note that I do not yet have a yak. Woe be to all of you once I get a yak. None of my dwarves have social or combat skills, but one is a jeweler/craftsdwarf, one's a mason/mechanic, there's a wood cutter/all-purpose farmer, a butcher/clothesmaker who for some reason is also the only one to be able to clean fish, a carpenter/bowyer, a miner, and a fisherman. Oddly, my miner is the creative one in the bunch so I'll probably have him take on the mason's work. The butcher is the expedition leader. Whatever.
This is my start location. I got a lot of sand and phyllite and some gems. Sand means there's hope of some level of farming and glass making for me once I get the various workshops squared away, and the gem clusters mean I'll have things to cut. Stars are ore. From the look of it, I have zinc here. that's... all... okay that's not good if it's the only thing I have. Looks like to the west I have tetrahedrite, so I'll be making bronze stuff early on, I guess. Those "c"s in the lower center portion of the picture are chinchillas. As soon as I get a leather works, a butcher's shop, and some crossbows in order, I'm fucking their adorable little shit up.
I also have a waterfall in the lower part of my map that spans four z-levels. This is the first time I've so much as seen a waterfall in the game. Aces. I've read where you can set up floor grates at the base of a waterfall and use those to get dead fish instantly delivered with no upkeep, which means that I might be able to disable the fishing labor entirely.
I will be updating on a seasonal basis, but the first few are mostly tedious. I'll be setting up my entry hall, a trade depot, workshops, and carving out the beginnings of the fractal bedrooms while biding my time waiting for immigrant waves to show up and hoping they aren't mostly children. It doesn't really matter until the third wave anyway, at which time they stop being randomized and start relating to your relative opportunities available. I might also lay the groundwork for a well below the housing area. since I figured out how to do that.
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They updated it last time I've been there
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I'll find a way to hurt everyone involved. It will only take time.
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Well just have everyone set up to pump all the time and there will always be somebody pumpin' that mister.
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SRAW said:
DO NOT post your logs. It contains a lot of information that may cause your pc to be hacked.
ok, nice info.
fedex _ said:
2. Make them all a func_wall ,
i did it, when it still world brush, the compiler didnt run at all...
func_wall really decrease the compiler time, but it still too long
sprinkles said:
You shouldn't be making anything that's not a square.
is it okay if a make the "a lot of pole" with boxshape not the circle shape???
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That makes a goddamned lot of sense considering the leopards were wandering in there after the fact. Well fuck. That might take some time to engineer. I see a tutorial online to start a power mister, but I don't know if I'll have time to install it or work out the kinks in the near future, so I think I'll just not play for a week until the quarter is over. The contaminated room is way down in a z level in the 50s and getting water and parts down there is going to be a pain in the ass.
Am I going to have to kill and then carefully dispose of those contaminated and if so then how the fuck? Or should I just put them in the misty room and hope.
Am I going to have to kill and then carefully dispose of those contaminated and if so then how the fuck? Or should I just put them in the misty room and hope.
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A giant sauropod with noxious fumes and an external ribcage broke into my fortress about a minute after I opened up the caverns. Before I could send my military squads down there, an especially curious weaver got his shit pushed in and then rotted off. The sauropod itself was then clubbed to death with little other damage except one of my dwarves had his left hand partially rot, which was cured fast enough. But now other things are rotting that weren't there at the time. Among them: one of my precious leopard cubs, running around, being adorable as its paws rot off and shoot miasma everywhere.
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I have some work to hand in for tomorrow at 12. I've been doing it for the past week or so. After this, I will attempt Dwarf Fortress. It might not even end in failure like the last time :p
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I've yet to use a minecart in game for anything, but if I think about it a little, I can see where it probably would be possible to pull something like that off. Maybe a pressure plate system triggers it or there is one hall type entrance that is a false entrance and then a few other hatch entrances. It would be a little hard to rig in my current fortress for how it was initially designed and the fact that there are NO GOBLINS. I've been playing for about four years of game time and all I see are titans, cyclopses, forgotten beasts, and the occasional kobold. A kobold fucked up a few of my dogs last night. Made me sad. But the dogs were all strays because holy shit my fortress has way too many pets just wandering around with kittens and the yaks and the cows and the ships and the alpacas and I'm still waiting for that goddamned pair of breeding leopards I got off the elves to knock their little kitty boots already.
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Shit, son, the first time I dropped out of college I was still in high school. You like Portland so far?
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Ato, I got you a small present. We should Carlito's soon; I'm currently on sabbatical so I'm free any time but this Saturday pretty much.
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the_cloud_system said:
this is apparently the 25th time somebody has made an unnamed truck.
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this is apparently the 25th time somebody has made an unnamed truck.
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superjer said:
Make sure you are exporting to .MAP every time before you compile.
i 'm sure i do it.
superjer said:
Try adding another brush to the middle of the room and see if it shows up and is solid in game.
good advice.., i try make a box, six box in front of my "can walk through" wall, and the box are solid...., so overall my problem is fixed.. even that's not a way that i hope with the wall.
thanx guys
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A towering one-eyed weasel with a regal demeanor and deadly spittle! DO NOT FORGET THAT I WAS UNDER SIEGE AS THE RESULT OF A DICK JOKE
Here's something that didn't happen: I built a well with no practical understanding of how floodgates work. The result was that the water didn't stop and since I didn't dwarf-proof the channel ahead of time, one of my best hunters got washed into the reservoir along with both of his pets. Being that his body was unrecoverable, he then turned into a furious ghost and in the resulting tantrum spiral one of the minors took out the reservoir wall and killed everyone left who wasn't insane. That definitely didn't happen.
Here's something that did happen: I built a well with a meager understanding of how floodgates worked and dwarf-proofed it from the get-go. I waited a bit too long to reset the floodgate and as a result my hospital flooded for a while, but no one drowned even though there was a baby in the water for a while and also possibly a pig in the middle. Ever since the well has stopped overflowing, people have really appreciated having clean accessible water for the first time in two years.
Here's something that didn't happen: I built a well with no practical understanding of how floodgates work. The result was that the water didn't stop and since I didn't dwarf-proof the channel ahead of time, one of my best hunters got washed into the reservoir along with both of his pets. Being that his body was unrecoverable, he then turned into a furious ghost and in the resulting tantrum spiral one of the minors took out the reservoir wall and killed everyone left who wasn't insane. That definitely didn't happen.
Here's something that did happen: I built a well with a meager understanding of how floodgates worked and dwarf-proofed it from the get-go. I waited a bit too long to reset the floodgate and as a result my hospital flooded for a while, but no one drowned even though there was a baby in the water for a while and also possibly a pig in the middle. Ever since the well has stopped overflowing, people have really appreciated having clean accessible water for the first time in two years.
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Make sure you are exporting to .MAP every time before you compile.
If you really replaced the wall with a normal (non-entity, non-tool-textured) brush, you should not be able to walk through it.
There's not some special trick to making a solid wall.
Try adding another brush to the middle of the room and see if it shows up and is solid in game.
And use Check For Problems in Hammer, and check your compile log for errors.
It is possible for the compilers to remove or truncate a brush if it is an invalid shape.
If you really replaced the wall with a normal (non-entity, non-tool-textured) brush, you should not be able to walk through it.
There's not some special trick to making a solid wall.
Try adding another brush to the middle of the room and see if it shows up and is solid in game.
And use Check For Problems in Hammer, and check your compile log for errors.
It is possible for the compilers to remove or truncate a brush if it is an invalid shape.
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Update: I have abandoned "Ectogirders" but not before two extremely important things happened.
1. One of my fisherdwarves went nuts and made a cabinet out of capybara bones, engraved with images of giant snails [none of my dwarves have ever seen giant snails] and something dedicated to the founding of Ectogirders. All my relics from that play were dedicated to the founding of Ectogirders.
2. A goblin had a short day. It tried to get into my fort and was captured by a cage trap almost immediately. Being that I've barely played the game at all, I figured out how to disarm it, but not how to release it. It sat in the cage for a year, stewing in goblin juices. Then a dwarven caravan came along and I thought "fuck it, I'll trade the goblin to them and see what happens." The goblin didn't take kindly to this and escaped almost immediately. The issue was that the only way to leave the fort is through the trap hallway, and between the trap hallway and the stockpile, there was the meeting area, and most of my dwarves, who were transporting things. A few seconds later, I pause the game and examine the goblin who now has six lines worth of broken or gashed things. One of its thumbs has been knocked off and somehow a bolt has taken out all of the BACK TEETH in its upper jaw. Crumpling to the floor, it has its face chewed off by a stray dog who happened to be nearby, and this finally kills the goblin. For this feat, the stray dog is bestowed with the title of Diamondjaws. Most of the dog by this time was covered in goblin blood. It may have attacked because it was being covered in goblin blood.
Ectogirders, sadly, never filled with ghosts because everyone was murdered too quickly. Whoops.
New fortress is Roughnesspointed. A name to aspire to. Jack shit has happened and I've been playing for two full years now but there are two things worth mentioning:
1. The third wave of migrants had the arrival of a near legendary cook/mason, who has spent most of the past year carving and cooking masterpieces. Every five seconds, masterpieces. When one of my dwarves went secretive recently, the result was a hematite flute carved with the image of the legendary mason erecting a microcline door. That's how amazing he is.
2. In preparation for the goblin siege which sort of fucked me the last time, I built and designated a hospital to prepare for, I don't know, something. Around the time that was finished, the elven caravan arrived. Due to bugs or general fun, all of my dwarves immediately stopped being idle for about half an hour and upon investigation, I have discovered that they were robbing the caravan blind of every piece of cloth it had so that they could fill the medical coffers. The elves, being a stoic race, have yet to notice and I'm not about to alert them.
1. One of my fisherdwarves went nuts and made a cabinet out of capybara bones, engraved with images of giant snails [none of my dwarves have ever seen giant snails] and something dedicated to the founding of Ectogirders. All my relics from that play were dedicated to the founding of Ectogirders.
2. A goblin had a short day. It tried to get into my fort and was captured by a cage trap almost immediately. Being that I've barely played the game at all, I figured out how to disarm it, but not how to release it. It sat in the cage for a year, stewing in goblin juices. Then a dwarven caravan came along and I thought "fuck it, I'll trade the goblin to them and see what happens." The goblin didn't take kindly to this and escaped almost immediately. The issue was that the only way to leave the fort is through the trap hallway, and between the trap hallway and the stockpile, there was the meeting area, and most of my dwarves, who were transporting things. A few seconds later, I pause the game and examine the goblin who now has six lines worth of broken or gashed things. One of its thumbs has been knocked off and somehow a bolt has taken out all of the BACK TEETH in its upper jaw. Crumpling to the floor, it has its face chewed off by a stray dog who happened to be nearby, and this finally kills the goblin. For this feat, the stray dog is bestowed with the title of Diamondjaws. Most of the dog by this time was covered in goblin blood. It may have attacked because it was being covered in goblin blood.
Ectogirders, sadly, never filled with ghosts because everyone was murdered too quickly. Whoops.
New fortress is Roughnesspointed. A name to aspire to. Jack shit has happened and I've been playing for two full years now but there are two things worth mentioning:
1. The third wave of migrants had the arrival of a near legendary cook/mason, who has spent most of the past year carving and cooking masterpieces. Every five seconds, masterpieces. When one of my dwarves went secretive recently, the result was a hematite flute carved with the image of the legendary mason erecting a microcline door. That's how amazing he is.
2. In preparation for the goblin siege which sort of fucked me the last time, I built and designated a hospital to prepare for, I don't know, something. Around the time that was finished, the elven caravan arrived. Due to bugs or general fun, all of my dwarves immediately stopped being idle for about half an hour and upon investigation, I have discovered that they were robbing the caravan blind of every piece of cloth it had so that they could fill the medical coffers. The elves, being a stoic race, have yet to notice and I'm not about to alert them.
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cloudy, it's cuz your a dota noob that you would think dota 2 sucks. I remember when I first played dota (this was the time when everyone were major noobs), it was 1v1 with a friend who picked keeper of the light. So I picked CM and went dagon first and tried to first blood him. Needless to say, I failed and I ended up hating the game. Until I got my first godlike with drow ranger only a month after beginning dota against some random n00bs online. So I guess you can say I'm a fast learner!
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Well having though over time , i hate my user name on the forum is there a way to change it? If so superjer or arronjer I wanna change it to branndonn
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FORTRAN is actually case insensitive, so you can call it FoRtRaN if you so please. Its IO is one of the most horrific things I have ever undertaken. It is physically painful. If you call a file .f and not .f90 then every line must start with 6 spaces or the character 'c' indicating that it is a comment. The parser is retarded. To work out the dependencies of a file, the compiler must look at the .mod file associated with a module. The .mod file is not created until you compile. But what if you don't want to compile until you know the dependencies? Tough!
They have attempted to make it backwards compatible so there have been no far-ranging and indeed really necessary changes to the language. Really, they should make a Fortran where all previous nonsense is ignored, swept under the carpet, whatever.
Everything is passed by reference, but there are no proper pointers. There are both subroutines and functions. Functions can return values, subroutines cannot. Functions can be pure, meaning they have no side effects, but they don't have to be.
This is possibly the most retarded, pants-on-head, why did you not CHANGE THIS CHRIST ALMIGHTY feature: unless you have a line at the top of your source file saying "implicit none", Fortran will assume any identifier you have not declared is a valid variable. Yes. If it starts with [ijklmn] it's of type integer, otherwise real. The only way in modern Fortran to discern between float and double is to say real(kind(some_variable)).
The reason I'm doing Fortran right now is because I am doing a Masters in High Performance Computing. It's pretty cool, we're learning GPU programming at the moment in one of the lectures (the Portland Group actually make a Fortran-CUDA compiler). I spend my time writing shitty parallel code and running said code on the 32nd largest computer in the world :D
Code sample:
!! representing land type and population densities.
module load
use grid
implicit none
!> Integer parameter, ideally a unique file identifier.
integer, parameter :: fileid = 222
contains
subroutine load_terrain(map_image, terrain)
integer, dimension(:,:), allocatable, intent(out) :: terrain
integer :: M, N
character(30) map_image, string_format
open(unit = fileid, file = map_image)
read(fileid, *) M, N
! Write map width into format string, so we know how many ints to read.
write(string_format, '(''('', i4, ''(i1,1x))'')') M
allocate(terrain(M,N))
! Contains an implicit loop to read N lines from the file, but is nice
! and compact.
read(fileid, string_format) terrain
close(fileid)
end subroutine load_terrain
end module load
After this project, never again. Unless I have to.
They have attempted to make it backwards compatible so there have been no far-ranging and indeed really necessary changes to the language. Really, they should make a Fortran where all previous nonsense is ignored, swept under the carpet, whatever.
Everything is passed by reference, but there are no proper pointers. There are both subroutines and functions. Functions can return values, subroutines cannot. Functions can be pure, meaning they have no side effects, but they don't have to be.
This is possibly the most retarded, pants-on-head, why did you not CHANGE THIS CHRIST ALMIGHTY feature: unless you have a line at the top of your source file saying "implicit none", Fortran will assume any identifier you have not declared is a valid variable. Yes. If it starts with [ijklmn] it's of type integer, otherwise real. The only way in modern Fortran to discern between float and double is to say real(kind(some_variable)).
The reason I'm doing Fortran right now is because I am doing a Masters in High Performance Computing. It's pretty cool, we're learning GPU programming at the moment in one of the lectures (the Portland Group actually make a Fortran-CUDA compiler). I spend my time writing shitty parallel code and running said code on the 32nd largest computer in the world :D
Code sample:
FORTRAN code
!> Module for loading files consisting of arrays of ints and floats!! representing land type and population densities.
module load
use grid
implicit none
!> Integer parameter, ideally a unique file identifier.
integer, parameter :: fileid = 222
contains
subroutine load_terrain(map_image, terrain)
integer, dimension(:,:), allocatable, intent(out) :: terrain
integer :: M, N
character(30) map_image, string_format
open(unit = fileid, file = map_image)
read(fileid, *) M, N
! Write map width into format string, so we know how many ints to read.
write(string_format, '(''('', i4, ''(i1,1x))'')') M
allocate(terrain(M,N))
! Contains an implicit loop to read N lines from the file, but is nice
! and compact.
read(fileid, string_format) terrain
close(fileid)
end subroutine load_terrain
end module load
After this project, never again. Unless I have to.
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Not a bad article. Not even particularly wrong, either :)
I like D. I got the book a few months ago and while I've not the time to write in it yet, I'm looking forward to the opportunity.
Mostly for the past few weeks I've been doing variants of C and C libraries with a considerable amount of Fortran thrown in there for fun.
I like D. I got the book a few months ago and while I've not the time to write in it yet, I'm looking forward to the opportunity.
Mostly for the past few weeks I've been doing variants of C and C libraries with a considerable amount of Fortran thrown in there for fun.
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This covers a lot of the reasons I hate C++, in case you're interested:
cpp-home.com/tutorials/244_1.htm
cpp-home.com/tutorials/244_1.htm
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wow sj u r dumb, theyre very good and real, maybe its cuz u spend 2 mch time developing ur gay game engine u dont know what REAL PYSHICHS ARE
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Okay so normally I just come here to ask for help so this time I thought why not offer you guys to see my new map. I created Gerudo Valley from Zelda Ocarina Of Time. It's most certainly worth checking out.
http://speedy.sh/t2v9v/a-bomb-ination.rar
hehe dont pay attention to the title
http://speedy.sh/t2v9v/a-bomb-ination.rar
hehe dont pay attention to the title
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OTDR manufacturing principles:
It is made based the light backscattering and Fresnel reflection principle
Backscatter method (1): the starting end in the optical fiber cable within the numerical aperture of the measurement of the Rayleigh scattering of light reflected back a non-destructive measurement method of the fiber loss;
Backscatter method (2): The high-power narrow pulse light injected into the fiber under test, and then detecting the scattered light power is returned back along the fiber at the same end;
Rayleigh scattering: it is the material molecular scattering of light waves produce a physical phenomenon;
Rayleigh scattering light: it can only be within the numerical aperture along the optical fiber transmission, and because the fiber exists loss, so the scattered light is gradually reduced along the propagation direction, and the degree of reduction depends on the attenuation coefficient and length of the fiber.
Based on the above reasons, the starting end in the optical fiber to accept the return of scattered light within the numerical aperture, the same having a fiber loss of the information. Which is facing away from the principles of the measured fiber loss of the scattering method. Works made using this instrument, called optical time domain reflectometer, also known as the OTDR.
It is made based the light backscattering and Fresnel reflection principle
Backscatter method (1): the starting end in the optical fiber cable within the numerical aperture of the measurement of the Rayleigh scattering of light reflected back a non-destructive measurement method of the fiber loss;
Backscatter method (2): The high-power narrow pulse light injected into the fiber under test, and then detecting the scattered light power is returned back along the fiber at the same end;
Rayleigh scattering: it is the material molecular scattering of light waves produce a physical phenomenon;
Rayleigh scattering light: it can only be within the numerical aperture along the optical fiber transmission, and because the fiber exists loss, so the scattered light is gradually reduced along the propagation direction, and the degree of reduction depends on the attenuation coefficient and length of the fiber.
Based on the above reasons, the starting end in the optical fiber to accept the return of scattered light within the numerical aperture, the same having a fiber loss of the information. Which is facing away from the principles of the measured fiber loss of the scattering method. Works made using this instrument, called optical time domain reflectometer, also known as the OTDR.
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As much as I hate the Greyjoys, their house words are perhaps my favorite.
While I'm not one for the arrogant nature of the statement, I revel in the implication that they feed themselves by taking what you sow.
I'm not into the show. HBO doesn't even know how to make bad television, and I love the Song of Ice and Fire books, but somehow the two enmeshed do nothing for me. I think it started when Danaerys didn't say 'yes' the first time she was mounted, as she did in the book. It's pretty much Greedo shooting first, as far as I'm concerned. Also where does GRR get the time? He has two more books to write, damnit! Although I suppose HBO's interest in seeing them complete before season five goes to post will probably help matters there, so there's always that going for the show.
No spoilers, no tutorials cum advertisements, no homo.
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WE DO NOT SOW
While I'm not one for the arrogant nature of the statement, I revel in the implication that they feed themselves by taking what you sow.
I'm not into the show. HBO doesn't even know how to make bad television, and I love the Song of Ice and Fire books, but somehow the two enmeshed do nothing for me. I think it started when Danaerys didn't say 'yes' the first time she was mounted, as she did in the book. It's pretty much Greedo shooting first, as far as I'm concerned. Also where does GRR get the time? He has two more books to write, damnit! Although I suppose HBO's interest in seeing them complete before season five goes to post will probably help matters there, so there's always that going for the show.
No spoilers, no tutorials cum advertisements, no homo.
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If you're using [gs]etters to solve a real problem, then good. But if you're doing it because "I like to follow design patterns" or something then STOP.
It seems like a rare situation that the right answer is to watch for a variable change and fire off an event listener. I mean, it might be. But it sounds like tunnel vision. Who would change the var and why? Are there other things that typically go along with changing this var and what are they? Can we make a method that wraps up the process cleanly?
[GS]etters are generally devoid of context. All the [gs]etter knows is that the value was accessed or changed. No idea why, or whether it's part of some larger effort. That's fine if it's enough to solve a real problem now. But don't just sprinkle them everywhere expecting it to solve all future problems.
[GS]etters really aren't much more protection than just having public member vars, anyway. You can make everything [gs]ettable, but you can't enforce what order everything can be [gs]et in, which could lead to a very complicated implementation. It's usually easier and more efficient to [gs]et a lot of things at once, with some kind of a real API-like thing.
Sorry, I'm taking the opportunity to rant about something that's been bugging me for a long time. :)
It seems like a rare situation that the right answer is to watch for a variable change and fire off an event listener. I mean, it might be. But it sounds like tunnel vision. Who would change the var and why? Are there other things that typically go along with changing this var and what are they? Can we make a method that wraps up the process cleanly?
[GS]etters are generally devoid of context. All the [gs]etter knows is that the value was accessed or changed. No idea why, or whether it's part of some larger effort. That's fine if it's enough to solve a real problem now. But don't just sprinkle them everywhere expecting it to solve all future problems.
[GS]etters really aren't much more protection than just having public member vars, anyway. You can make everything [gs]ettable, but you can't enforce what order everything can be [gs]et in, which could lead to a very complicated implementation. It's usually easier and more efficient to [gs]et a lot of things at once, with some kind of a real API-like thing.
Sorry, I'm taking the opportunity to rant about something that's been bugging me for a long time. :)
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thats funny . reminds me of adventure time lmao
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superjer said:
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The Right Way™ is to use version control. Any time you are doing anything with code, you should be using version control. Eventually you'll be sorry if you didn't.
Depending on what system you use, you should be able to add your shared code as a submodule, or just a checkout within the larger project. The version control will help you keep them all in sync when you invariably make changes. And it works across any number of systems and prevents catastrophic loss.
The Right Way™ is to use version control. Any time you are doing anything with code, you should be using version control. Eventually you'll be sorry if you didn't.
Depending on what system you use, you should be able to add your shared code as a submodule, or just a checkout within the larger project. The version control will help you keep them all in sync when you invariably make changes. And it works across any number of systems and prevents catastrophic loss.
What's version control?
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O HAI!
I've been away from here for a long time only to come back for good with a short new flick for your eyeballs!
Also our huge new game Lucky Tower II, sequel to our game Lucky Tower Uno is almost done! Anyone want to betatest it in the face?
I've been away from here for a long time only to come back for good with a short new flick for your eyeballs!
Sick vid
Also our huge new game Lucky Tower II, sequel to our game Lucky Tower Uno is almost done! Anyone want to betatest it in the face?
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1)
The Right Way™ is to use version control. Any time you are doing anything with code, you should be using version control. Eventually you'll be sorry if you didn't.
Depending on what system you use, you should be able to add your shared code as a submodule, or just a checkout within the larger project. The version control will help you keep them all in sync when you invariably make changes. And it works across any number of systems and prevents catastrophic loss.
The Right Way™ is to use version control. Any time you are doing anything with code, you should be using version control. Eventually you'll be sorry if you didn't.
Depending on what system you use, you should be able to add your shared code as a submodule, or just a checkout within the larger project. The version control will help you keep them all in sync when you invariably make changes. And it works across any number of systems and prevents catastrophic loss.
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Mate de Vita said:
1) I'm currently making a package with a bunch of generally useful classes (like a calculator class, a line sorting class, etc.) neatly stored inside it - let's call it jackPackage.
Now what I want is that every time I write a Java class, no matter what project/package/folder it's in, I can just write import jackPackage (or java.jackPackage or something like that) and it will import this package (much like the standard packages such as java.lang or java.awt). Where do I have to put it and do I have to do something special to be able to do this?
Now what I want is that every time I write a Java class, no matter what project/package/folder it's in, I can just write import jackPackage (or java.jackPackage or something like that) and it will import this package (much like the standard packages such as java.lang or java.awt). Where do I have to put it and do I have to do something special to be able to do this?
The directory structure follows the packages, so when you have jPackage.MyClass, you folders would be jPackage/MyClass.java. (Watch for capitals - it might not like that).
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2) Let's say I have a huge array of integers that I know will all be of values between 0 and 15. Is it possible to make the elements of this array 4-bit numbers so as to conserve space?
Is there perhaps a bit primitive type that would allow me to create my own class with an arbitrary number of bits to save a number (I know a byte primitive type exists, haven't seen mention of a bit one though)?
Is there perhaps a bit primitive type that would allow me to create my own class with an arbitrary number of bits to save a number (I know a byte primitive type exists, haven't seen mention of a bit one though)?
As well as ints there are bytes and shorts. Bytes are one byte, funnily, and shorts are two. Logically they will behave like this. Sadly, internally in most JVMs that I know of, they are stored like ints, so you do not gain anything from storing them as such. If I were going to do something involving the bit representation and so on, I'd use C or C++.
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3) Is there an advantage to defining getter and setter methods for an attribute over simply making said attribute public, provided that you want the attribute both readable and settable?
Well, say you want all changes to a certain member variable to be logged in a file. If you made it public, anyone could change it and you'd never know. OTOH if you have a public setter which goes like x = whatever; log("x = " + x); you'd be set. Those are the practical reasons, beyond that it's nice to hide functionality behind an unchanging API. What if the type of x changes internally? Those sorts of things.
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1) I'm currently making a package with a bunch of generally useful classes (like a calculator class, a line sorting class, etc.) neatly stored inside it - let's call it jackPackage.
Now what I want is that every time I write a Java class, no matter what project/package/folder it's in, I can just write import jackPackage (or java.jackPackage or something like that) and it will import this package (much like the standard packages such as java.lang or java.awt). Where do I have to put it and do I have to do something special to be able to do this?
2) Let's say I have a huge array of integers that I know will all be of values between 0 and 15. Is it possible to make the elements of this array 4-bit numbers so as to conserve space?
Is there perhaps a bit primitive type that would allow me to create my own class with an arbitrary number of bits to save a number (I know a byte primitive type exists, haven't seen mention of a bit one though)?
3) Is there an advantage to defining getter and setter methods for an attribute over simply making said attribute public, provided that you want the attribute both readable and settable?
Now what I want is that every time I write a Java class, no matter what project/package/folder it's in, I can just write import jackPackage (or java.jackPackage or something like that) and it will import this package (much like the standard packages such as java.lang or java.awt). Where do I have to put it and do I have to do something special to be able to do this?
2) Let's say I have a huge array of integers that I know will all be of values between 0 and 15. Is it possible to make the elements of this array 4-bit numbers so as to conserve space?
Is there perhaps a bit primitive type that would allow me to create my own class with an arbitrary number of bits to save a number (I know a byte primitive type exists, haven't seen mention of a bit one though)?
3) Is there an advantage to defining getter and setter methods for an attribute over simply making said attribute public, provided that you want the attribute both readable and settable?
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Missing '[' in texturedef (U)[/size] is the error which keeps on coming when i compile my map for the first time. Plz help me dudes.......!!
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They all speak mexican too, so it's fun to trash talk them AND pwn at the same time
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64.94.238.168:27015
I play here all the time, it's an extremely shitty server, I still pwn with my 100 ping cuz the majority are noobs, but thankfully there are lots of admins that ban the hacksaws, so it's full of noobs with no hackers, what more could you ask for?
I play here all the time, it's an extremely shitty server, I still pwn with my 100 ping cuz the majority are noobs, but thankfully there are lots of admins that ban the hacksaws, so it's full of noobs with no hackers, what more could you ask for?
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Teabagging is hilarious in ArmA, you have to spam two keys in coordinated conjunction instead of just tapping one repeatedly. Basically after I put my Bawlz™ in your mouth I have to manually stand back up. The wobble is infinitely superior, I'll have to get some footy of that the next time my buddies are on.
In the meantime I finally recreated the Elektro Church of Satan, although it was a cloudy night in the game so it doesn't look as epic w/o all the stars.
edit: de-huge-itized screenshot, click to embiggen!
In the meantime I finally recreated the Elektro Church of Satan, although it was a cloudy night in the game so it doesn't look as epic w/o all the stars.
edit: de-huge-itized screenshot, click to embiggen!
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Theres a nice pair a few posts up. :)
Maybe if i can keep this coming back up i may take some time out of my day to bring some boobies back to the fora.
Just maybe.
Might need a few somehting somethings with it :)
Maybe if i can keep this coming back up i may take some time out of my day to bring some boobies back to the fora.
Just maybe.
Might need a few somehting somethings with it :)
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This is just about as good as a time to post this
Sick vid
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Hey guys, long time no talkitiy talk 'round here!
I and some rocketpals made a simple game last weekend as we participated in a sexy ass local GameJam here in our town Stuttgart.
Check it out here: http://exotworking.com/thevisit.html
There was no time left for sounds and such, but we're working on a polished version right about now.
Choo-choo!
I and some rocketpals made a simple game last weekend as we participated in a sexy ass local GameJam here in our town Stuttgart.
Check it out here: http://exotworking.com/thevisit.html
There was no time left for sounds and such, but we're working on a polished version right about now.
Choo-choo!
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I like Blind Guardian, but I don't totally understand the massive rabid following they have. I can't count the number of heshers I know who hate powermetal, except for Blind Guardian. I might have to make a 'zachjers favorite powermetal' truck some time soon...
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Last minute plans to go to Capitol Hill Block Party. Anybody going? We should try and do Carlito's some time this weekend (lunch Sat or Sun maybe), or even better, DICKS. God I love eating Dick's.
Here are most of the bands I'm excited about:
FRIDAY
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black breath
trust
crypts
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SATURDAY
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twin shadow
grimes
aesop rock
major lazer
diplo
lesbian
helms alee
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SUNDAY
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dam funk
neko case
spaceghostpurrp
crime wave
skarp
king tuff
Here are most of the bands I'm excited about:
FRIDAY
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black breath
trust
crypts
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SATURDAY
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twin shadow
grimes
aesop rock
major lazer
diplo
lesbian
helms alee
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SUNDAY
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dam funk
neko case
spaceghostpurrp
crime wave
skarp
king tuff
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I have no basis for comparison, you nailed it there. Literally the only reason I played LoL over HoN or DotA was that it was free to play immediately when I wanted to try that sort of game, no waiting for a beta key or whatever. I have never even played HoN or DotA, I just wanted to try the genre. Watched a bunch of DotA over an old room mates shoulder, if that counts.
edit: how to deny it? Come to CJ Carlito's with Ato and I sometime soon (this weekend?) in *gasp* meatspace! I'd even pick you up if needed; my Scion has a four-star safety rating, no big deal.
Last time I tried to incite a burgeriot Ato's schedule and mine failed to sync. Ato, SRAW, any other PNW jertards, when shall we Carlito? Evenings/weekends are my jam, don't think I have too much on the books coming up.
edit: how to deny it? Come to CJ Carlito's with Ato and I sometime soon (this weekend?) in *gasp* meatspace! I'd even pick you up if needed; my Scion has a four-star safety rating, no big deal.
Last time I tried to incite a burgeriot Ato's schedule and mine failed to sync. Ato, SRAW, any other PNW jertards, when shall we Carlito? Evenings/weekends are my jam, don't think I have too much on the books coming up.
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Ahh yes, sorry. The bandits are other people. The only NPCs in the game are the zombies, and once you are equipped past a certain basic point they are fairly trivial provided you exercise caution.
Players typically divide themselves into one of two groups, although it's far from static and there's no real way to differentiate one from the other until somebody kills you. People typically either align somewhere between 'bandit' and 'survivor/friendly' - personally I haven't murdered another player yet but that doesn't mean I wouldn't.
I'm fairly certain I witnessed the events leading up to a murder the other night. It was night in-game, the only time I feel comfortable raiding the big cities (even then it can be worse than day time - day time it's populated, but night a lot of the people who operate have gotten NVGs, a very rare drop, quality over quantity basically). In Cherno there is a hospital and four apartment building on the north end of town, a favorite haunt of mine. I was in the woods to the north, about to descend into lootsville. I saw a player crouched down, running towards the middle of the apartments. I debated following him or flanking; the city after dark is always shoot-on-sight, no questions. As I decided to flank around and keep watching him, I notice a second player following him, also crouch-running. Definitely want to keep my distance now, either it's a 2man squad (aka I die), or there is a bandit stalking a survivor (aka I probably die). While I was lurking in the shadows I noticed a death message, and started hearing flies buzz ahead of me (meaning there is a nearby player corpse). Let the bandit clear out before moving in for my loots; bandit had stripped his victim of goodies, but he left plenty of drops for me in the buildings themselves.
Another time, I encountered another player in a barn in the middle of the woods; I was looting the barn, he was running madly through a field towards me. He had zombie aggro, so he ran into the barn to deal with it. He definitely noticed me during this. I called 'friendly' over local voice chat (players within 60m of you in the game can hear it) and just kept watching him, not interfering with his loots. After he cleared the whole barn, he left without saying a word. I was counting down from 10 until I ran for the other door to give him time to get away from me, but about halfway he ran back in and shot me in the face. WTF, I THOUGHT U WERE COOL BRO.
srsly epic game, can't wait until it's not buggy as all get-out
Players typically divide themselves into one of two groups, although it's far from static and there's no real way to differentiate one from the other until somebody kills you. People typically either align somewhere between 'bandit' and 'survivor/friendly' - personally I haven't murdered another player yet but that doesn't mean I wouldn't.
I'm fairly certain I witnessed the events leading up to a murder the other night. It was night in-game, the only time I feel comfortable raiding the big cities (even then it can be worse than day time - day time it's populated, but night a lot of the people who operate have gotten NVGs, a very rare drop, quality over quantity basically). In Cherno there is a hospital and four apartment building on the north end of town, a favorite haunt of mine. I was in the woods to the north, about to descend into lootsville. I saw a player crouched down, running towards the middle of the apartments. I debated following him or flanking; the city after dark is always shoot-on-sight, no questions. As I decided to flank around and keep watching him, I notice a second player following him, also crouch-running. Definitely want to keep my distance now, either it's a 2man squad (aka I die), or there is a bandit stalking a survivor (aka I probably die). While I was lurking in the shadows I noticed a death message, and started hearing flies buzz ahead of me (meaning there is a nearby player corpse). Let the bandit clear out before moving in for my loots; bandit had stripped his victim of goodies, but he left plenty of drops for me in the buildings themselves.
Another time, I encountered another player in a barn in the middle of the woods; I was looting the barn, he was running madly through a field towards me. He had zombie aggro, so he ran into the barn to deal with it. He definitely noticed me during this. I called 'friendly' over local voice chat (players within 60m of you in the game can hear it) and just kept watching him, not interfering with his loots. After he cleared the whole barn, he left without saying a word. I was counting down from 10 until I ran for the other door to give him time to get away from me, but about halfway he ran back in and shot me in the face. WTF, I THOUGHT U WERE COOL BRO.
srsly epic game, can't wait until it's not buggy as all get-out
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Anybody on the zombie tip? Day Z is a mod for Arma 2. You can buy Arma 2: Combined Operations from the developer for a few bucks cheaper than it is on Steam, Bohemia Interactive is having a July Sale.
Looks coooool. I got interested when I read a few accounts of people's games. For those that don't know, it's a sprawling (approx. 250 sq. km. iirc) open-ended zombie survival game geared to be as realistic as possible within the given context. It has heavy biometrics, you can break a leg and no longer walk, for instance, until it's healed. You can log off at any time, and take your character from server to server, but when you die in the game that character is done, you lose your inventory and your spot. Well, if you have friends to raid your corpse when you die, and they have enough inventory space to hold all of your stuff in addition to all of theirs, you might be in luck. That's a much less likely scenario than it sounds.
It's online, and apparently most people you run into are jerks and/or super-paranoid, I've yet to interact with another human through the game though.
Looks coooool. I got interested when I read a few accounts of people's games. For those that don't know, it's a sprawling (approx. 250 sq. km. iirc) open-ended zombie survival game geared to be as realistic as possible within the given context. It has heavy biometrics, you can break a leg and no longer walk, for instance, until it's healed. You can log off at any time, and take your character from server to server, but when you die in the game that character is done, you lose your inventory and your spot. Well, if you have friends to raid your corpse when you die, and they have enough inventory space to hold all of your stuff in addition to all of theirs, you might be in luck. That's a much less likely scenario than it sounds.
It's online, and apparently most people you run into are jerks and/or super-paranoid, I've yet to interact with another human through the game though.
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SRAW said:
You actually got it right, cause in malaysia they don't even allow jews to enter the country, and even the chinese dudes hates israel.
Now that I think about it, didn't we have an Israeli on the boards at one time? Maybe eDan Co.?
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You can path it to models, but I haven't mapped in a long time so I don't remember everything, and also that console error is because you must have put the wrong path...
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Okay, so some years ago I was at a friend and we were playing games. One of the games was some sort of RPG, I think it was either on the original xbox or playstation 1/2.
You played as 2 different characters, one which was a human boy. You leave the first city you're in for adventure. This character is possibly a prince or something, I don't know. When you leave the first city you have with you another character (who I believe is female). When you've been in the jungle outside the first city a long time enough you fight a ranged boy who calls himself the jungle king or similiar. He wears a wooden mask, then he joins you.
The other character is a half demon/animal-thing half human, who is bullied in the demon/animal-thing's place because of this. This character lives with a witch that dislikes him and treates him more like a slave. Later, this witch tries to sell you to some people, and tries to bait you out by being injured. Since you hate her, you don't step directly into the trap. Also you get a female (I think) friend there.
The combat was turn based, with the basic RPG battle system.
The game is called something like twin souls or something similiar, I think, but I found nothing from googling it.
You played as 2 different characters, one which was a human boy. You leave the first city you're in for adventure. This character is possibly a prince or something, I don't know. When you leave the first city you have with you another character (who I believe is female). When you've been in the jungle outside the first city a long time enough you fight a ranged boy who calls himself the jungle king or similiar. He wears a wooden mask, then he joins you.
The other character is a half demon/animal-thing half human, who is bullied in the demon/animal-thing's place because of this. This character lives with a witch that dislikes him and treates him more like a slave. Later, this witch tries to sell you to some people, and tries to bait you out by being injured. Since you hate her, you don't step directly into the trap. Also you get a female (I think) friend there.
The combat was turn based, with the basic RPG battle system.
The game is called something like twin souls or something similiar, I think, but I found nothing from googling it.
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And I just keep getting better... for some reason. I swear I'm not doing it on purpose. And don't think I'm not doing these without references (most of the time). I'm staring at a picture half the time I'm drawing it.
And I'm still at Jobby McNewJob. And it's an awesome job and it gives me exactly 0 stress and I'm always happy to go to work because it's fun. Also I'm poor because it's the slow season and the hours are homosexual.
We should hang out. This weekened? There will be little chance for a while after that.
And I'm still at Jobby McNewJob. And it's an awesome job and it gives me exactly 0 stress and I'm always happy to go to work because it's fun. Also I'm poor because it's the slow season and the hours are homosexual.
We should hang out. This weekened? There will be little chance for a while after that.
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Gaaah these blow me away every time. You get excellent depth and perspective for such low resolution. I couldn't do something like that unless I rendered it first (which would be hard enough for me) and then pixel-traced over top of it.
We should hang out some time soon! Still at jobby mcnewjob? How's that going?
We should hang out some time soon! Still at jobby mcnewjob? How's that going?
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at compile time
c:catpee.bsp
access is denied
press any key to continue
also there is no error(ERR) file genrated
and game starts
with catpee map loaded in it
and there is all black in it when it starts
at upper it says "couldn't open file overview/catpee.txt.using default values for overview mode"
plz help me....
c:catpee.bsp
access is denied
press any key to continue
also there is no error(ERR) file genrated
and game starts
with catpee map loaded in it
and there is all black in it when it starts
at upper it says "couldn't open file overview/catpee.txt.using default values for overview mode"
plz help me....
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Outcast said:
It's waste of money .. well,except if you're in the military and don't know how to spend your goddamn time.
Says the guy who thinks that listening to bands as shitty as Apator is time well spent.
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It's waste of money .. well,except if you're in the military and don't know how to spend your goddamn time.
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Guys... I just realized something...
I ship out in a week :O
Imma be busy the next couple days, so idk if imma have time to get this done or not :/
I ship out in a week :O
Imma be busy the next couple days, so idk if imma have time to get this done or not :/
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Outcast said:
Rockbomb said:
Tip : Read first reply.
Tip: Anyone that likes a band as shitty is Apator does not have a valid opinion.
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Rockbomb said:
Tip : Read first reply.
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If you want it legit, you will need to unregister Windows 7 from any other computers it's registered to, to be able to activate it legitemately on your new computer. I don't know how, to be onest.
If you wish to have more time than those 30 days, the command promt "slmgr -rearm" will reset the 30 days, up to 3 times excluding the original 30 days, for a maximum of 120 days.
If you wish to have more time than those 30 days, the command promt "slmgr -rearm" will reset the 30 days, up to 3 times excluding the original 30 days, for a maximum of 120 days.
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So, I've been waiting a long time for Guild Wars 2 to come out, and now there's finally a date
The thing is though, that date is June 26... and it just so happens that I ship out for basic training on, you guessed it, June 26
But imma make this the official thread for it anyway. I'm sure once I'm done with tech school I'll prolly start playing it.
The thing is though, that date is June 26... and it just so happens that I ship out for basic training on, you guessed it, June 26
But imma make this the official thread for it anyway. I'm sure once I'm done with tech school I'll prolly start playing it.
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We still play from time to time. Usually peaking around LANs and then trailing off until the next one. I'll whitelist the SHIT out of you SO HARD. Activity will probably pick up around July 4th.
Don't break stuff or we'll hate you.
Don't break stuff or we'll hate you.
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Ok, last time I was on here (the awesome SuperJer forums), everyone seemed to be a god of programming. Now, my roommate is trying to find a program to use on his desktop that is basically a clock that will go off every 10 minutes to remind him to use a thing in minecraft. Does anyone know of a program online that you can set a time interval and then push a button and it goes off every whatever long amount of time? Or if someone can make a program of any kind that can do it, it would be greatly appreciated. Also, are most of you from US or Europe? And if US, East or West?
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Rellysauce said:
It's easy really, just pretend you don't care. Humans of today "pretend" to hate you to get in your head, dri you crazy, something like that. If this doesn't seem to work for you, listen up kid. Nothing lasts forever, maybe she's outgrown you, or used you. If you can't seem to take it, try to get her to speak to you, and if you have that chance, ask her what you've done wrong. If it's a dude, you might as well say fuck it. If a dude hates you, he hates you so don't go running after him for so long. But in many cases, it's just that your friendship was splitting over time and in the end, he just finally outgrown you. It's over for you bro
It's over for you bro ------------------------------------------------------------------ The answerer of all questions. The pro at games. Extremely intelligent. it's! oooo cheese!
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It's easy really, just pretend you don't care. Humans of today "pretend" to hate you to get in your head, dri you crazy, something like that. If this doesn't seem to work for you, listen up kid. Nothing lasts forever, maybe she's outgrown you, or used you. If you can't seem to take it, try to get her to speak to you, and if you have that chance, ask her what you've done wrong. If it's a dude, you might as well say fuck it. If a dude hates you, he hates you so don't go running after him for so long. But in many cases, it's just that your friendship was splitting over time and in the end, he just finally outgrown you. It's over for you bro
It's over for you bro
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Rockbomb said:
I've been playing LoL for a long time now, so sorry but no IP boosts for you.
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Mother of god...
I'm using Code::Blocks to try and change the HUD color in HL1 and I can't get cl_dll to compile. There's so many errors already in the coding before I even change anything. Google has turned up zero relevant results for a cure-all solution to get started. I've been going through one error at a time and fixing them separately and painstakingly.
How the shit do I get starting coding Half-Life? The source code doesn't compile at all. I also tried using MSVC++ but it won't even convert and open the old-ass VC6 files.
Does anyone have a fixed version of the source code? A version someone has already adjusted to work?
WHAT DO?
I'm using Code::Blocks to try and change the HUD color in HL1 and I can't get cl_dll to compile. There's so many errors already in the coding before I even change anything. Google has turned up zero relevant results for a cure-all solution to get started. I've been going through one error at a time and fixing them separately and painstakingly.
How the shit do I get starting coding Half-Life? The source code doesn't compile at all. I also tried using MSVC++ but it won't even convert and open the old-ass VC6 files.
Does anyone have a fixed version of the source code? A version someone has already adjusted to work?
WHAT DO?
Truck
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phoenix_r said:
No big deal.
Edit: I can tell from some of the pixels, and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.
Truck
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Sweet! I would love to go to a GP some time. Don't think they'd let me out on the track with my camera, though, like they do at the dirtbike races I go to.
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I was probably referring to his one-time challenges in this subforum thingy. Never did get them.
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Rockbomb said:
it's Halo.
It looks like Halo, but it plays completely different. MUTE THE SOUND ON THIS VIDEO!
Sick vid
It's really fast and there's only 1 weapon in the game without (relatively) slow travel time and it's a pistol with small hit radius. The video shows one of the most standard type weapons, it shoots an explosive that explodes on impact, and deals damage in a radius.
There's 9 classes, of which most are unique. There's high speed. There's
IT'S AMAZING. It's free, it's not like you loose anything from trying it.
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So, Tribes Ascend. It's in open beta right now, it's great, I love it, No AJ, I haven't played the old and better versions of the game.
Also, I did quite well this one time and shall use this to brag. I am Zhole.
Also, I did quite well this one time and shall use this to brag. I am Zhole.
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Rockbomb said:
Outcast said:
Fuck Skyrim and fuck all these "fus roh arrow to knee" bullshit.
Someone's mommy didn't get them Skyrim for Christmas :/
It ain't that,it's just why do people say this shit over and over again .. it stops being funny after some time.
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Sure, why not. If you aren't spending at least half of your time sifting through loot to optimize your weight-value ratio you're doing it wrong.
Truck
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Inb4 "We regret to inform the Diablo community that we've been forced to delay the release of Diablo III for an indefinite period of time."
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Damn, that was a lot of songs
It's like 10:30pm and everyone except me is sleeping atm, so I can't crank 'em up, but I definitely know what I'll be listening to all day tomorrow xD
Thanks for takin' the time to post all that, brony
It's like 10:30pm and everyone except me is sleeping atm, so I can't crank 'em up, but I definitely know what I'll be listening to all day tomorrow xD
Thanks for takin' the time to post all that, brony
Truck
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Unfortunately, I don't know xD
Haven't messed with counterstrike/hammer in quite some time.
My guess would be that the mod you're installing is adding additional models or something.
Does the mod work fine if you use a different map, and not the one you made?
Haven't messed with counterstrike/hammer in quite some time.
My guess would be that the mod you're installing is adding additional models or something.
Does the mod work fine if you use a different map, and not the one you made?
Truck
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I actually enjoyed your complete lack of priority and the extremely mundane spirit world. It's not like it wasn't worth the read!
Just once...? I have instances that are sexually dubious in almost every dream, I just don't usually mention them unless they are funny in some way. Just last night there was a woman that had been cut down half her right leg and she was bleeding everywhere, I was successfully staunching the wound but at the same time had constantly wandering hands. She was most unimpressed.
Outcast said:
I once had a dream where i raped a girl.
Just once...? I have instances that are sexually dubious in almost every dream, I just don't usually mention them unless they are funny in some way. Just last night there was a woman that had been cut down half her right leg and she was bleeding everywhere, I was successfully staunching the wound but at the same time had constantly wandering hands. She was most unimpressed.
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I don't remember most of this dream, but I remember enough of it to mention a detail or two.
So, I dreamed that I woke up in the middle of the night because there was a helichopter buzzing around my neighborhood and then above my house. It started peering in my windows and the rest of the windows on the upper level and I could see it clearly even though the shades were drawn (it had a really bright light or something) and there were about six SWAT guys in it.
I went to the top of the stairs and found out that all the lights were on down there and the SWAT fellows were wandering around, not being stealthy or anything. They said that they were following someone and that there was a trail of blood that seemed to end on my back porch and go inside and that's why they were looking around.
At the time, I was less concerned with the fact that someone could be in my house and bleeding as much as the risk that the SWAT guys might discover my hidden cache of ghost drugs. You see, earlier in the dream, for whatever reason, I had been talking to a drug dealer who for equally unknown reasons decided that he was going to unload his stash of drugs on me as they were supposedly defective. It was a variety of random hallucinogens, stimulants, and depressants, I seem to remember cocaine figuring prominently in the mix. It may have mostly been cocaine. So after accepting these drugs I took them home to inspect what was there, figuring I could probably sell them to some poor fool and while looking through the cocaine pouch a ghostly light went off and I was transferred to the spirit world. (DISCLAIMER: I DON'T USE OR DEAL ILLEGAL DRUGS, ESPECIALLY NOT ONES WITH GHOSTS/DEMONS IN THEM)
I'm sure you're curious what the spirit world looks like! From what I saw, it looks like the lower level/basement of a house that was built in the 70s/80s with the textured sparkly ceiling and the run down carpeting and all that, except there was no furniture, it went on forever in all directions, and the only source of light were windows that were about three-quarters of the way up into the wall. The spirit world is also inhabited. The most prominent resident I remember talking to was a man who looked like a taller, spindlier version of early 90s Vanilla Ice, except instead of being so coifed his hair was messy and patchy and he looked like he was wearing Beetlejuice make-up. I didn't really get a good vibe from him, but I didn't think that he was out to cause any harm to me personally (this was the extent of my assessment) and it was more of a very clear and distinct sense that he and I were from different planes of existence and were going to regard earthly matters from very different perspectives.
As soon as I snapped back to the material realm, my first thought was "holy shit, I bet these ghost drugs are worth a ton on the black market! Alls I need to do is find a buyer!" So I hid them somewhere in my room and was waiting it out until I could explore the market the next day. Except that night happened and so did the SWAT team and the mysterious bleeding person.
Because by this point in the dream I was having all kinds of great ideas, it seemed perfectly sensible to go rummaging through my room looking for the polterdrugs while the SWAT team was downstairs and could conceivably move their search upstairs at any moment. Except that I couldn't find the drugs anywhere. I went through my room and my closet for SEVERAL MINUTES and the only things I could find were bits of sawdust and adapter cables to make newer monitors function with older video cards. After that, I thought "well, fuck it, if I can't find them, there's no way in hell the SWAT team will be able to find them. I must have put them somewhere else!" And then I went out into the hall and the dream ended shortly thereafter.
At no point in time did it occur to me that the bleeding person that SWAT team was chasing probably stole my ghost drugs.
And this was all after I went off NyQuil.
So, I dreamed that I woke up in the middle of the night because there was a helichopter buzzing around my neighborhood and then above my house. It started peering in my windows and the rest of the windows on the upper level and I could see it clearly even though the shades were drawn (it had a really bright light or something) and there were about six SWAT guys in it.
I went to the top of the stairs and found out that all the lights were on down there and the SWAT fellows were wandering around, not being stealthy or anything. They said that they were following someone and that there was a trail of blood that seemed to end on my back porch and go inside and that's why they were looking around.
At the time, I was less concerned with the fact that someone could be in my house and bleeding as much as the risk that the SWAT guys might discover my hidden cache of ghost drugs. You see, earlier in the dream, for whatever reason, I had been talking to a drug dealer who for equally unknown reasons decided that he was going to unload his stash of drugs on me as they were supposedly defective. It was a variety of random hallucinogens, stimulants, and depressants, I seem to remember cocaine figuring prominently in the mix. It may have mostly been cocaine. So after accepting these drugs I took them home to inspect what was there, figuring I could probably sell them to some poor fool and while looking through the cocaine pouch a ghostly light went off and I was transferred to the spirit world. (DISCLAIMER: I DON'T USE OR DEAL ILLEGAL DRUGS, ESPECIALLY NOT ONES WITH GHOSTS/DEMONS IN THEM)
I'm sure you're curious what the spirit world looks like! From what I saw, it looks like the lower level/basement of a house that was built in the 70s/80s with the textured sparkly ceiling and the run down carpeting and all that, except there was no furniture, it went on forever in all directions, and the only source of light were windows that were about three-quarters of the way up into the wall. The spirit world is also inhabited. The most prominent resident I remember talking to was a man who looked like a taller, spindlier version of early 90s Vanilla Ice, except instead of being so coifed his hair was messy and patchy and he looked like he was wearing Beetlejuice make-up. I didn't really get a good vibe from him, but I didn't think that he was out to cause any harm to me personally (this was the extent of my assessment) and it was more of a very clear and distinct sense that he and I were from different planes of existence and were going to regard earthly matters from very different perspectives.
As soon as I snapped back to the material realm, my first thought was "holy shit, I bet these ghost drugs are worth a ton on the black market! Alls I need to do is find a buyer!" So I hid them somewhere in my room and was waiting it out until I could explore the market the next day. Except that night happened and so did the SWAT team and the mysterious bleeding person.
Because by this point in the dream I was having all kinds of great ideas, it seemed perfectly sensible to go rummaging through my room looking for the polterdrugs while the SWAT team was downstairs and could conceivably move their search upstairs at any moment. Except that I couldn't find the drugs anywhere. I went through my room and my closet for SEVERAL MINUTES and the only things I could find were bits of sawdust and adapter cables to make newer monitors function with older video cards. After that, I thought "well, fuck it, if I can't find them, there's no way in hell the SWAT team will be able to find them. I must have put them somewhere else!" And then I went out into the hall and the dream ended shortly thereafter.
At no point in time did it occur to me that the bleeding person that SWAT team was chasing probably stole my ghost drugs.
And this was all after I went off NyQuil.
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That's a fair bit of animating. In Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, they took 256 frames of animation for the prince at any given stage, and that's why it was so smooth.
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I think my comments are good enough... here's my complete code for that project, with comments:
Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button1.Click
For counter1 As Integer = 1 To 10 Step 1 'Increments counter1 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 1, and ending at 10. This is to create 10 lines in the textbox.
For counter2 As Integer = 1 To counter1 Step 1 'Increments counter2 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 1, and ending when the value of counter1 is reached. This is so that the number of astericks per line will increase at a uniform rate when compared to the line number (counter1).
TextBox1.AppendText("*") 'Appends an asterick to textbox1
Next
TextBox1.AppendText(vbCrLf) 'Appends a line break to textbox1
Next
For counter1 As Integer = 10 To 1 Step -1 'Decrements counter1 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 10, and ending at 1.
For counter2 As Integer = counter1 To 1 Step -1 'Decrements counter2 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at the value of counter1, and ending when the value of 1 is reached. This is so that the number of astericks per line will decrease at a uniform rate when compared to the line number (counter1).
TextBox1.AppendText("*") 'Appends an asterick to textbox1
Next
TextBox1.AppendText(vbCrLf) 'Appends a line break to textbox1
Next
For counter1 As Integer = 10 To 1 Step -1 'Decrements counter1 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 10, and ending at 1.
For counter2 As Integer = counter1 To 1 Step -1 'Decrements counter2 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at the value of counter1, and ending when the value of 1 is reached. This is so that the number of spaces per line will decrease at a uniform rate when compared to the line number (counter1).
TextBox1.AppendText(" ") 'Appends a space to textbox1
Next
For counter3 As Integer = (11 - counter1) To 1 Step -1 'Decrements the value of counter3 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at the value of 11 minus the current value of counter1, and ending when the value of 1 is reached. This is so that the number of astrisks added after the spaces will scale apropriately to create the desired pattern.
TextBox1.AppendText("*") 'Appends an asterick to textbox1
Next
TextBox1.AppendText(vbCrLf) 'Appends a line break to textbox1
Next
For counter1 As Integer = 1 To 10 Step 1 'Increments counter1 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 1, and ending at 10. This is to create 10 lines in the textbox.
For counter2 As Integer = 1 To counter1 Step 1 'Increments counter2 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 1, and ending when the value of counter1 is reached. This is so that the number of spaces per line will increase at a uniform rate when compared to the line number (counter1).
TextBox1.AppendText(" ") 'Appends a space to textbox1
Next
For counter3 As Integer = 1 To (11 - counter1) Step 1 'Decrements the value of counter3 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at the value of 11 minus the current value of counter1, and ending when the value of 1 is reached. This is so that the number of astrisks added after the spaces will scale apropriately to create the desired pattern.
TextBox1.AppendText("*") 'Appends an asterick to textbox1
Next
TextBox1.AppendText(vbCrLf) 'Appends a line break to textbox1
Next
End Sub
End Class
VB code
Public Class Form1Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button1.Click
For counter1 As Integer = 1 To 10 Step 1 'Increments counter1 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 1, and ending at 10. This is to create 10 lines in the textbox.
For counter2 As Integer = 1 To counter1 Step 1 'Increments counter2 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 1, and ending when the value of counter1 is reached. This is so that the number of astericks per line will increase at a uniform rate when compared to the line number (counter1).
TextBox1.AppendText("*") 'Appends an asterick to textbox1
Next
TextBox1.AppendText(vbCrLf) 'Appends a line break to textbox1
Next
For counter1 As Integer = 10 To 1 Step -1 'Decrements counter1 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 10, and ending at 1.
For counter2 As Integer = counter1 To 1 Step -1 'Decrements counter2 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at the value of counter1, and ending when the value of 1 is reached. This is so that the number of astericks per line will decrease at a uniform rate when compared to the line number (counter1).
TextBox1.AppendText("*") 'Appends an asterick to textbox1
Next
TextBox1.AppendText(vbCrLf) 'Appends a line break to textbox1
Next
For counter1 As Integer = 10 To 1 Step -1 'Decrements counter1 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 10, and ending at 1.
For counter2 As Integer = counter1 To 1 Step -1 'Decrements counter2 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at the value of counter1, and ending when the value of 1 is reached. This is so that the number of spaces per line will decrease at a uniform rate when compared to the line number (counter1).
TextBox1.AppendText(" ") 'Appends a space to textbox1
Next
For counter3 As Integer = (11 - counter1) To 1 Step -1 'Decrements the value of counter3 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at the value of 11 minus the current value of counter1, and ending when the value of 1 is reached. This is so that the number of astrisks added after the spaces will scale apropriately to create the desired pattern.
TextBox1.AppendText("*") 'Appends an asterick to textbox1
Next
TextBox1.AppendText(vbCrLf) 'Appends a line break to textbox1
Next
For counter1 As Integer = 1 To 10 Step 1 'Increments counter1 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 1, and ending at 10. This is to create 10 lines in the textbox.
For counter2 As Integer = 1 To counter1 Step 1 'Increments counter2 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at 1, and ending when the value of counter1 is reached. This is so that the number of spaces per line will increase at a uniform rate when compared to the line number (counter1).
TextBox1.AppendText(" ") 'Appends a space to textbox1
Next
For counter3 As Integer = 1 To (11 - counter1) Step 1 'Decrements the value of counter3 by 1 for every time the process loops, starting at the value of 11 minus the current value of counter1, and ending when the value of 1 is reached. This is so that the number of astrisks added after the spaces will scale apropriately to create the desired pattern.
TextBox1.AppendText("*") 'Appends an asterick to textbox1
Next
TextBox1.AppendText(vbCrLf) 'Appends a line break to textbox1
Next
End Sub
End Class
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SRAW said:
number 3 and 4 looks like the other ones, except you put a space instead of the * and instead of a newline put a * and a newline
and vb.net is homosexual, autoit3 is way more pretty
and vb.net is homosexual, autoit3 is way more pretty
Well, it's going to be a little more complicated than that, because I can't just append an asterisk to the end of each line... the amount of asterisks will have to increase/decrease as well. But that's easy enough, I just need to add one more for loop before I do the line break :D
And I agree, vb.net is a pile of dog shit... well, it's actually pretty useful for if you want to mock up a quick program really quick. But, as you guys pointed out, the format of everything is horrible... I much prefer C++ (not that I know it that well... but, I do like its' format a lot more :D).
Anyway, the class I'm taking is less about learning vb.net, and more about learning how to solve different problems in the programming world. And, because vb.net is a relatively easy language to learn, that's the one they're using to teach the class with (That way it's not a requirement to know some language like C or java in order to take the class).
Edit: Just out of curiosity, for those of you that have taken college level programming courses... do your professors tend to like when you comment your code in extreme detail, or do they tend to prefer if you keep it short and simple? I've been commenting the shit outta my code so I can prove I actually know what's going on, rather than just copy/pasta'ing the code from somewhere, but I don't know if my professor is going to be happy when he sees that my comments are like 4 times the length of the code itself xD
I suppose I could just ask him the next time I'm in class...
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The map is small and simple. The time it would take you to fix the leaks would be far greater than the time it would take to rebuild the map. It'd probably take you 20-30 mins to fix the leaks, rebuilding the map would take 2-3 mins.
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Hi people, I don't know if this forum is dead or not, but I'll post anyways in hope to get an answer. So, I've been struggling with this for some quite time now. I made a map, tested it on my computer (through Files --> Run in VHE) and with HLDS. It worked fine. Then I tried uploading it to my game server but whenever I change to that map the server crashes and needs to be restarted.
So I noticed some errors, which are:
Warning: === LEAK in hull 0 ===
Here's the compile progress:
** Executing...
** Command: Change Directory
** Parameters: C:\games\CS1.6v44
** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "C:\Documents and Settings\Marko\Desktop\Marko\mape\deathrun_8b.map" "C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b.map"
** Executing...
** Command: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlcsg.exe
** Parameters: "C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b"
hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlcsg.exe C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b
Entering C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ on ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...80%...90%... (0.06 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.20 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\cs_bdog.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (132 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\cs_dust.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 5.00 percent of map (28 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\cstrike.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\de_aztec.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'SPECIAL_THANKS'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'THANKS'
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (24 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\valve\decals.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (222 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\valve\halflife.wad
- Contains 18 used textures, 90.00 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\liquids.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 5.00 percent of map (32 textures in wad)
Including Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\zhlt.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (7 textures in wad)
added 1 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 0.23 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.34 seconds elapsed
----- END hlcsg -----
** Executing...
** Command: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlbsp.exe
** Parameters: "C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b"
hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlbsp.exe C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)
SolidBSP [hull 0] 500...534 (0.06 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 0 ===
Entity light @ ( 165,-2058, -32)
Error:
A LEAK is a hole in the map, where the inside of it is exposed to the
(unwanted) outside region. The entity listed in the error is just a helpful
indication of where the beginning of the leak pointfile starts, so the
beginning of the line can be quickly found and traced to until reaching the
outside. Unless this entity is accidentally on the outside of the map, it
probably should not be deleted. Some complex rotating objects entities need
their origins outside the map. To deal with these, just enclose the origin
brush with a solid world brush
Leak pointfile generated
SolidBSP [hull 1] 470 (0.09 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 1 ===
Entity env_explosion @ (1599,-1126,-192)
SolidBSP [hull 2] 454 (0.06 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 2 ===
Entity env_explosion @ (1599,-1126,-192)
SolidBSP [hull 3] 489 (0.08 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 3 ===
Entity light @ ( 165,-2058, -32)
0.75 seconds elapsed
----- END hlbsp -----
So I tried loading the .pts file, and I found a leak, so I moved the whole map to the center and patched the leaks. And now it's giving me those red scribblings in a place which doesn't have any blocks, entities or we.
So I noticed some errors, which are:
Warning: === LEAK in hull 0 ===
Here's the compile progress:
code
** Executing...
** Command: Change Directory
** Parameters: C:\games\CS1.6v44
** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "C:\Documents and Settings\Marko\Desktop\Marko\mape\deathrun_8b.map" "C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b.map"
** Executing...
** Command: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlcsg.exe
** Parameters: "C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b"
hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlcsg.exe C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b
Entering C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ on ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...80%...90%... (0.06 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70%...80%...90%... (0.20 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\cs_bdog.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (132 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\cs_dust.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 5.00 percent of map (28 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\cstrike.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\de_aztec.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'SPECIAL_THANKS'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'THANKS'
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (24 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\valve\decals.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (222 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\valve\halflife.wad
- Contains 18 used textures, 90.00 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\liquids.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 5.00 percent of map (32 textures in wad)
Including Wadfile: \games\cs1.6v44\cstrike\zhlt.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (7 textures in wad)
added 1 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 0.23 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
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** Executing...
** Command: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlbsp.exe
** Parameters: "C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b"
hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
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Command line: C:\DOCUME~1\Marko\Desktop\Marko\zhlt\hlbsp.exe C:\games\CS1.6v44\cstrike\maps\deathrun_8b
Current hlbsp Settings
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verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)
SolidBSP [hull 0] 500...534 (0.06 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 0 ===
Entity light @ ( 165,-2058, -32)
Error:
A LEAK is a hole in the map, where the inside of it is exposed to the
(unwanted) outside region. The entity listed in the error is just a helpful
indication of where the beginning of the leak pointfile starts, so the
beginning of the line can be quickly found and traced to until reaching the
outside. Unless this entity is accidentally on the outside of the map, it
probably should not be deleted. Some complex rotating objects entities need
their origins outside the map. To deal with these, just enclose the origin
brush with a solid world brush
Leak pointfile generated
SolidBSP [hull 1] 470 (0.09 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 1 ===
Entity env_explosion @ (1599,-1126,-192)
SolidBSP [hull 2] 454 (0.06 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 2 ===
Entity env_explosion @ (1599,-1126,-192)
SolidBSP [hull 3] 489 (0.08 seconds)
Warning: === LEAK in hull 3 ===
Entity light @ ( 165,-2058, -32)
0.75 seconds elapsed
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So I tried loading the .pts file, and I found a leak, so I moved the whole map to the center and patched the leaks. And now it's giving me those red scribblings in a place which doesn't have any blocks, entities or we.
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Down Rodeo said:
When I play Battlefield, my character appears to go back in time.
That made me LoL for no reason lol
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Yes, it took me 5 hours to upload the noise images from last week. When I play Battlefield, my character appears to go back in time.
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Down Rodeo said:
It's a shit page. I see these all the time and wonder.
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It's a shit page. I see these all the time and wonder.
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http://tosh.comedycentral.com/segments/web-redemption/web-redemption---face-bumper-smash
no hes not dead , and his face is normal....
about time i found out if he was dead or alive ...
no hes not dead , and his face is normal....
about time i found out if he was dead or alive ...
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Rockbomb said:
What language are you doing this in?
If it's C++, I could prolly make something in VB.NET for it.
If it's C++, I could prolly make something in VB.NET for it.
C. Moreover, C on GNU/Linux. GUIs are by and large pointless, it is much easier to fire all the data into a file, read it and run it.
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Are you going to make it move like in the last video of that page?
Ideally. But it will require some more smarts that I am not sure I currently own. Neither do I have the time for that, of course. But I'll do a little more work on the colours.
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:o
Supes, I think I might need your help with this, at some stage. Say I wanted configurability to the max - how might I go about creating some small config file that can change lots of the program, rather than a couple of numbers? Anyway, now's not the time. I might ask more in a few days.
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I guess the easiest way to answer your questions/statements is: Sheeple.
I knew that the media had quite a bit of control over the citizens of the US, but it wasn't until just the other day that I realized just how much control it was they really have. Earlier in a truck, might even be this one, I mentioned how Ron Paul got booed at when he mentioned we should follow the golden rule... here's the clip:
This country has become so brainwashed that most people think it's in our best interest to continue bombing countries all over the world, and they think it would be DANGEROUS to pull out our troops from Iraq/Afghanistan/every other country we're occupying.
Hell, I'm sure you saw the video of the marines urinating on Taliban soldiers that went viral just recently... you wouldn't believe how many people thought that video was hilarious, and how many people said that those Taliban soldiers deserved it.
Trust me... I've gone out and tried talking to random people to educate them about what's really going on, and almost every person just sits there and blows you off like you're mentally insane, or they call you a hippie and walk away.
There are a lot of problems with the US government and the mass media, but unfortunately none of those issues will be resolved until the people of this country wake up and realize what's really going on. Unfortunately, I think it's going to take something pretty extreme to make that happen, like our country being bombed... and at the rate we're going, that time probably isn't too far away.
I knew that the media had quite a bit of control over the citizens of the US, but it wasn't until just the other day that I realized just how much control it was they really have. Earlier in a truck, might even be this one, I mentioned how Ron Paul got booed at when he mentioned we should follow the golden rule... here's the clip:
Sick vid
This country has become so brainwashed that most people think it's in our best interest to continue bombing countries all over the world, and they think it would be DANGEROUS to pull out our troops from Iraq/Afghanistan/every other country we're occupying.
Hell, I'm sure you saw the video of the marines urinating on Taliban soldiers that went viral just recently... you wouldn't believe how many people thought that video was hilarious, and how many people said that those Taliban soldiers deserved it.
Trust me... I've gone out and tried talking to random people to educate them about what's really going on, and almost every person just sits there and blows you off like you're mentally insane, or they call you a hippie and walk away.
There are a lot of problems with the US government and the mass media, but unfortunately none of those issues will be resolved until the people of this country wake up and realize what's really going on. Unfortunately, I think it's going to take something pretty extreme to make that happen, like our country being bombed... and at the rate we're going, that time probably isn't too far away.
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I wrote a long text about this subject but accidently hit the back-button on my mouse, so here's a shortened version (THERE IS A 5 SENTENCES LONG VERSION AT THE BOTTOM):
I want to stop SOPA+PIPA, but I can't as it seems only citizens of U.S.A seems to be able to do anything directly. I don't think mailing the Swedish government would matter anything to the American government, even if they did send it along.
I can only speak from experience, so why not a Referendum? It seems that most of the senates don't care about the mails being sent in, and those who do have already set their mind. That's not really speaking from their people.
Referendums might not work from the quite big population of U.S.A. Sweden has aprox. 9 millions people which works fine with referendums, but I guess when a single state (Califonia) has 37 millions it might quite quickly go out of hand.
This is not what I've witnessed as I'm not located in the US but I would assume that the amount of information about PIPA/SOBA being spread isn't that big outside the internet. People on the internet are quickly ignored (just think about how many things facebook groups has changed (that's right, none/few)).
I know(strongly believe) that if in Sweden a huge changing bill(?) like the SOPA or PIPA would go to the government without a referendum and it passed, the Swedish people would replace the government with one that would remove PIPA/SOPA quickly. The next time a governmentcontroller is voted, a big question all the groups would get would be similar to "would you agree to a bill(?) as big of a change like SOPA/PIPA without a referendum first?". I could be proven wrong but I hope not.
Yes, that is short compared to the earlier text.
TL;DR:
Sorry, brah, can't help you, not in the US.
Why not a referendum? Too many people?
Not enough information outside the internet? Internet politics doesn't really matter, no facebook group has ever changed anything alone.
If the Swedish people didn't get a referendum and then the government passed SOPA/PIPA, Sweden would quickly replace the government with one that removes SOPA/PIPA.
I want to stop SOPA+PIPA, but I can't as it seems only citizens of U.S.A seems to be able to do anything directly. I don't think mailing the Swedish government would matter anything to the American government, even if they did send it along.
I can only speak from experience, so why not a Referendum? It seems that most of the senates don't care about the mails being sent in, and those who do have already set their mind. That's not really speaking from their people.
Referendums might not work from the quite big population of U.S.A. Sweden has aprox. 9 millions people which works fine with referendums, but I guess when a single state (Califonia) has 37 millions it might quite quickly go out of hand.
This is not what I've witnessed as I'm not located in the US but I would assume that the amount of information about PIPA/SOBA being spread isn't that big outside the internet. People on the internet are quickly ignored (just think about how many things facebook groups has changed (that's right, none/few)).
I know(strongly believe) that if in Sweden a huge changing bill(?) like the SOPA or PIPA would go to the government without a referendum and it passed, the Swedish people would replace the government with one that would remove PIPA/SOPA quickly. The next time a governmentcontroller is voted, a big question all the groups would get would be similar to "would you agree to a bill(?) as big of a change like SOPA/PIPA without a referendum first?". I could be proven wrong but I hope not.
Yes, that is short compared to the earlier text.
TL;DR:
Sorry, brah, can't help you, not in the US.
Why not a referendum? Too many people?
Not enough information outside the internet? Internet politics doesn't really matter, no facebook group has ever changed anything alone.
If the Swedish people didn't get a referendum and then the government passed SOPA/PIPA, Sweden would quickly replace the government with one that removes SOPA/PIPA.
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melloyellow582 said:
I'm doing music for the masses from 2 a.m. to 4 a.m. on Wednesday nights. PRIME TIME!
Gross. Also, way past my bedtime.
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I'm doing music for the masses from 2 a.m. to 4 a.m. on Wednesday nights. PRIME TIME!
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Found it. Of course it was a p that should be q. So you get this now:
./noise 700 50 10 output.pgm
Interestingly, this image is actually larger when compressed using PNG. I mean it might be the program I used, but perhaps I have finally found my pathologic image! Of course as we know for any given lossless compression format there will always be some sequence of bytes that is larger when "compressed" by that format. So maybe I've found one of them.
This is what happened when I added the second domain warping:
./noise 400 25 10 output.pgm
As you can see it's not working here, there is far too much random noise. Compare with the stuff going on in this page.
It's also going to need optimisation soon. It's a little slow. There's a really easy one, that being to cache the vectors generated at each grid point. At the moment they're recomputed each pixel and they involve a call to a fairly complex function and quite a bit of trigonometry. So that really ought to help, I hope. When I can be bothered/have time.
./noise 700 50 10 output.pgm
Interestingly, this image is actually larger when compressed using PNG. I mean it might be the program I used, but perhaps I have finally found my pathologic image! Of course as we know for any given lossless compression format there will always be some sequence of bytes that is larger when "compressed" by that format. So maybe I've found one of them.
This is what happened when I added the second domain warping:
./noise 400 25 10 output.pgm
As you can see it's not working here, there is far too much random noise. Compare with the stuff going on in this page.
It's also going to need optimisation soon. It's a little slow. There's a really easy one, that being to cache the vectors generated at each grid point. At the moment they're recomputed each pixel and they involve a call to a fairly complex function and quite a bit of trigonometry. So that really ought to help, I hope. When I can be bothered/have time.
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I think this site uses 5 cookies.
PHPSESSID: This cookie is automatically created by PHP to store a key to your session data. All I did was use session_start() and the $_SESSION array.
sj_freepass: This one stores a long pass-code that is supposed to automatically log you in again if you had "Stylishly" checked. All I do is store the same code in the DB for your user account, and if it matches, you get logged in. I'm not sure if it is working, though.
sj_id: It stores your user_id number from the forum DB. I'm not sure what it's for actually. It might not do anything.
sj_timezone: Just to remember your time zone.
style: Stores whether you have the LIGHT or DARK style selected on the non-forum pages of SJcom.
PHPSESSID: This cookie is automatically created by PHP to store a key to your session data. All I did was use session_start() and the $_SESSION array.
sj_freepass: This one stores a long pass-code that is supposed to automatically log you in again if you had "Stylishly" checked. All I do is store the same code in the DB for your user account, and if it matches, you get logged in. I'm not sure if it is working, though.
sj_id: It stores your user_id number from the forum DB. I'm not sure what it's for actually. It might not do anything.
sj_timezone: Just to remember your time zone.
style: Stores whether you have the LIGHT or DARK style selected on the non-forum pages of SJcom.
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It's probably about time I let someone see my code. So here it is: GET SOME
At the moment, it is nothing more than a simple command-line program to produce Perlin noise and FBM of various octaves. It's all pretty simple but is completely uncommented. You run it like
The images are all square, so that's what size is, the cellsize defines what scale the noise is on, larger cellsizes make large noise features, smaller makes it more intricate. The octaves thing... broadly speaking, adding more octaves (you can leave it at zero for instance) will add higher-frequency noise but at a smaller amplitude. At the moment that's not hugely modifiable.
I've just realised what I've said is lies. I've added some domain warping and at the moment, it can't be turned off. The plan for the next bit is to add support for a file that all the data is read from, because there are only so many pieces of data you can put on the command line. If you want to remove the domain warping it will require a little source editing. If anyone is really interested I'll tell you what to do. Expect pictures in the next few days, perhaps!
At the moment, it is nothing more than a simple command-line program to produce Perlin noise and FBM of various octaves. It's all pretty simple but is completely uncommented. You run it like
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./noise size cellsize octaves output_fileThe images are all square, so that's what size is, the cellsize defines what scale the noise is on, larger cellsizes make large noise features, smaller makes it more intricate. The octaves thing... broadly speaking, adding more octaves (you can leave it at zero for instance) will add higher-frequency noise but at a smaller amplitude. At the moment that's not hugely modifiable.
I've just realised what I've said is lies. I've added some domain warping and at the moment, it can't be turned off. The plan for the next bit is to add support for a file that all the data is read from, because there are only so many pieces of data you can put on the command line. If you want to remove the domain warping it will require a little source editing. If anyone is really interested I'll tell you what to do. Expect pictures in the next few days, perhaps!
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phoenix_r said:
Bump for this song being totally rad.
Quote:
And I'll gamble away my fright.
And I'll gamble away my time.
And in a year, a year or so
this will slip into the sea
And I'll gamble away my time.
And in a year, a year or so
this will slip into the sea
Yaaaarp.
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molkman said:
NatureJay said:
Portishead
I still have their Third album lying around here on vinyl, but haven't given it a listen yet. :/
I love Dummy though, so I should probably try the other ones too.
I loooove the first track off Third, but some of the tracks I felt were a little repetitive. I don't know. I will still be excited whenever the fuck they release a new album.
And now I'm having some new thoughts! Pertaining to things I've been meaning to share with Nez and atojohns and subadar for some time I guess but then I keep forgetting and maybe we don't actually have all that much in common musically?
ANDREW BIRD (two of these are ACTUAL MUSIC VIDEOS)
Sick vid
Sick vid
Sick vid
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NatureJay said:
I haven't played any of those games in a long time! Get out of here!
OK OK i will stay out of your dreams
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I haven't played any of those games in a long time! Get out of here!
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Well, I'm just glad that you took the time to read past the first sentence in the thread fedex 
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Quote:
Legacy Skins
Legacy Skins are skins that are only available for a limited amount of time upon release, after which they will become unavailable for purchase and be placed into our Legacy Vault. Some, but not necessarily all, Legacy Skins will be re-released from the Vault for limited runs in the League of Legends Store. Again, we will always announce in advance when we plan to re-release any of these skins. Current Legacy Skins include the Snowdown Showdown 2011 collection and the 21 classic skins that were retired in November.
Moving forward, all holiday skins will be Legacy Skins, but those prior to Snowdown Showdown 2011 are Limited Edition Skins and won’t be making a comeback in the Store.
Legacy Skins are skins that are only available for a limited amount of time upon release, after which they will become unavailable for purchase and be placed into our Legacy Vault. Some, but not necessarily all, Legacy Skins will be re-released from the Vault for limited runs in the League of Legends Store. Again, we will always announce in advance when we plan to re-release any of these skins. Current Legacy Skins include the Snowdown Showdown 2011 collection and the 21 classic skins that were retired in November.
Moving forward, all holiday skins will be Legacy Skins, but those prior to Snowdown Showdown 2011 are Limited Edition Skins and won’t be making a comeback in the Store.
So... they can bring them back at any time, unlike all the other previous holiday skins which are limited (won't ever return to the store).
I was also under the impression that those 21 classic skins that they made unavailable wouldn't be able to be purchased again either... but they will be. I wouldn't have even bought the 4-5 that I did if I knew they were going to come back at some point :/
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the_cloud_system said:
Spice and Wolf- :I
Not sure what that emoticon is supposed to be, but it looks discontent.
SaW is definitely hit or miss... I think you've got to have a certain sense of humor to really enjoy it, and if you don't, then... It's just another love story, I guess
I love it though, I've watched both seasons twice, and will probably watch them again
Edit: Plus, Horo is like...
And yet at the same time, she seems like the type of girl that you could settle down with :3
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ALRIGHT just finished all of my list and to anybody concern i will say what i thought about it.
Lain- I Just got done with it and it was hard to follow at the beginning but i got interested in it around the 4th episode then everything kinda sorta made sense. it was a great point of view and i enjoyed it. the end left me kinda derp.
durarara- i liked the action, everybodys personality, and the story. that's it.
Black Lagoon- i hate the main character of the story. but i loved the action and the back story on the other people. duno if there is gonna be another season but i would watch it.
ergo proxy- dunno how to explain this, but it was interesting. the concept of the entire thing was amazing. hard as hell to follow half the time.
MLP FIM-
outlaw star- if i was to advertise this program i would say it is like gurren lagann but with none of the fun.
Spice and Wolf- :I
Lain- I Just got done with it and it was hard to follow at the beginning but i got interested in it around the 4th episode then everything kinda sorta made sense. it was a great point of view and i enjoyed it. the end left me kinda derp.
durarara- i liked the action, everybodys personality, and the story. that's it.
Black Lagoon- i hate the main character of the story. but i loved the action and the back story on the other people. duno if there is gonna be another season but i would watch it.
ergo proxy- dunno how to explain this, but it was interesting. the concept of the entire thing was amazing. hard as hell to follow half the time.
MLP FIM-
outlaw star- if i was to advertise this program i would say it is like gurren lagann but with none of the fun.
Spice and Wolf- :I
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for cs 1.6, steam and nonsteam, will be mostly on from 12 am to 5 pm pacific time!
for cs 1.6, steam and nonsteam, will be mostly on from 12 am to 5 pm pacific time!
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String theory eh? Is that the one where there's 9 different dimensions, and they were talking about being able to bend them to accomplish time travel? Iirc, there was a truck on here not too long ago where you were talking about that... I think imma go find that truck
If I were to start reading up on this stuff on my own, where would be a good place to start? Any good books or anything that you recommend? Things like this have always intrigued me, but every time I go off to start my own research I get lost
Edit: Here's the truck I was talking about, in case anyone was wondering: zelda
If I were to start reading up on this stuff on my own, where would be a good place to start? Any good books or anything that you recommend? Things like this have always intrigued me, but every time I go off to start my own research I get lost
Edit: Here's the truck I was talking about, in case anyone was wondering: zelda
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Well, I'm by no means an expert on quantum physics, so I'll just take your word on the expansion stuff (while I take the time to educate myself so I can understand it, of course :D). But when you say "there was no before", I just can't bring myself to believe that... Matter can't just pop up out of nowhere, as far as I'm aware... so, until we find some theory that would show show how matter came into existence in the first place, I'm not gonna be sold on that. I wish I could just pass it off, as you seem to, but it just doesn't seem logical at all to me
I think it's pretty ignorant to say that we should elect a president just because they represent the majority demographics. If the country was full of assholes who don't know what they're talking about, would you say that Newt Gingrich should be elected because he best represents the people?
You say that Obama has been trying to fix all these problems, but what has he really done? Our debt has increased significantly because he continues to spend billions of dollars on useless wars and bail out companies. He's starting undeclared wars with multiple different countries, which is obviously pissing off those countries, and creating issues for us, while accomplishing practically nothing. He extended the patriot act, which is a direct violation of the constitution. He's trying to pass a bill that would allow the military to indefinitely imprison US citizens without trial. I could go on for days about things he's done that are wrong... can't think of much that he's done that's good.
And yeah, I don't think I need to answer your last question xD
Actually, I'll do it anyway... Ron Paul ran for presidency in the 2008 election as well, and I think he would have done much better.
I think it's pretty ignorant to say that we should elect a president just because they represent the majority demographics. If the country was full of assholes who don't know what they're talking about, would you say that Newt Gingrich should be elected because he best represents the people?
You say that Obama has been trying to fix all these problems, but what has he really done? Our debt has increased significantly because he continues to spend billions of dollars on useless wars and bail out companies. He's starting undeclared wars with multiple different countries, which is obviously pissing off those countries, and creating issues for us, while accomplishing practically nothing. He extended the patriot act, which is a direct violation of the constitution. He's trying to pass a bill that would allow the military to indefinitely imprison US citizens without trial. I could go on for days about things he's done that are wrong... can't think of much that he's done that's good.
And yeah, I don't think I need to answer your last question xD
Actually, I'll do it anyway... Ron Paul ran for presidency in the 2008 election as well, and I think he would have done much better.
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Any president at the moment would have to ask fora debt limit increase.
Yes, you're right. In many ways America should not have been involved in wars abroad. It's funny though, you look at those that were involved in organising the war et al and not a one of them actually did time in Vietnam, they all had deferments and the like. Kind of makes sense, right?
I completely disagree with you on the minimum wage front. I think it is ridiculous to say that businesses should not pay people to some standard - which might not even be enough to live on. Like McDonald's, for instance, you really think that they get worried about how they're going to pay minimum wage? These laws are designed to target big companies that would otherwise extract even more profit from their workers.
I stand by my old white guy statement. Look at that:
That is not cool. The black guy's gone because frankly he knows nothing and then you have one woman who... well, you're probably better placed to say if she'd win than I am. I can't see it though.
You say the big bang is an assumption... it isn't. When you look at the universe, everything is moving away from everything else. Everything is expanding. So if you wind that backwards, you arrive at the idea that everything was once completely compressed and expanded from there. There's a competing "steady state" theory, now known as "quasi-steady state", but it has been discredited repeatedly. Rather than its predictions being verified, the theory has had to be modified to accommodate observation. Also note that the theory says nothing of what happened *before* the BB. In fact, the theory claims there is no before; there is merely some t = 0 at which point things kick off; likewise there is no "outside", this was not an explosion in space but an explosion of space. Hope that helps!
Yes, you're right. In many ways America should not have been involved in wars abroad. It's funny though, you look at those that were involved in organising the war et al and not a one of them actually did time in Vietnam, they all had deferments and the like. Kind of makes sense, right?
I completely disagree with you on the minimum wage front. I think it is ridiculous to say that businesses should not pay people to some standard - which might not even be enough to live on. Like McDonald's, for instance, you really think that they get worried about how they're going to pay minimum wage? These laws are designed to target big companies that would otherwise extract even more profit from their workers.
I stand by my old white guy statement. Look at that:
That is not cool. The black guy's gone because frankly he knows nothing and then you have one woman who... well, you're probably better placed to say if she'd win than I am. I can't see it though.
You say the big bang is an assumption... it isn't. When you look at the universe, everything is moving away from everything else. Everything is expanding. So if you wind that backwards, you arrive at the idea that everything was once completely compressed and expanded from there. There's a competing "steady state" theory, now known as "quasi-steady state", but it has been discredited repeatedly. Rather than its predictions being verified, the theory has had to be modified to accommodate observation. Also note that the theory says nothing of what happened *before* the BB. In fact, the theory claims there is no before; there is merely some t = 0 at which point things kick off; likewise there is no "outside", this was not an explosion in space but an explosion of space. Hope that helps!
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Down Rodeo said:
Rockbomb, I think you covered most things. When I said "they're there for a reason" I meant "presumably" but the alcohol demons STOLE MY WORDS. I feel it's a tad disingenuous to say that Obama's plan failed while Bush's plan would have executed flawlessly, but even then McCain might have chosen some other course of action.
Oh, I didn't mean to imply that Bush's plan would have worked flawlessly. His plan was bullshit from the beginning, and it should have never been executed to begin with. He used the attacks that took place on 9/11 as an excuse to start this "war against terror", which might sound good on the surface, but really it was just used as a reason for us to be attacking all these other countries. And look where we are now... the two main targets we were going after, Saddam Hussein and Obama Bin Laden, are both dead, yet we continue attacking...
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I'm interested to know what ridiculous restrictions on businesses you're talking about. I'm sure you'll have many but I am an ignorant foreigner!
I guess you could be advising that America adopt similar working legislation as China and India, such that the US can become as competitive as they are in the global market, but that would be weird.Well, to start... we have a minimum wage that keeps getting raised higher and higher. In fact, I believe they just raised it again last week. Businesses can't afford to pay all of their employees at the minimum wage, so they send the work to other countries who will work for much, much less. To add to that, it seems that most people in the US always come up with the same excuse of "Well, Americans wouldn't work for that little of money anyway.", but... I guarantee if you ask anyone that's been searching for a job, they'd be HAPPY to work for even 20% of what the current minimum wage is. So I think that lifting the minimum wage would be a great place to start.
On top of that, there are all kinds of fees that (most) businesses have to pay here, that they don't have to pay if they send the work to other countries. I don't know any numbers off the top of my head, but I'll do some Googling and see if I can come up with some for you.
Also, to start up a new business in the US can take several years to get everything done. Then, once you finally get it started up, you've got to meet all sorts of different inspection standards and whatnot, or you'll get shut down and have to start the process over.
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See, one of the problems I have with Ron Paul is that he's just another old white rich guy. I mean, really? If the Republicans chose their candidate as, say, Condoleeza Rice, or had done four years ago, I think there would have been a very different outcome. But I'm cynical (and the word was that she didn't want to do it, but that'll be right, y'know, "I don't *want* to be president").
What's wrong with being old, white, and rich?
White we can cross off the list completely, unless you're racist, in which case... go fuck yourself
Old... I don't see anything wrong with being old. In fact, I see that as a good thing. He's been around for quite a while, and has had more time to learn.
Being rich... well, I don't really see how that's a bad OR a good thing. Also, he wasn't born into a rich family or anything... any money that he has now, he earned on his own. Before he got into politics, he was an obstetrician gynecologist... he worked his way through med school (actually, iirc his wife payed for him to get through school... I'll have to double check on that one), and when he got out he worked for a living.
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Last point here. I think it is one hell of a supposition to look at our universe and assume that there's something "more" out there. Truthfully, I still don't know what you mean by that. For the whole of history the approach of experiment-theory-better experiment-better theory has been a success. Why should it change now, at our point in history? Why should that change at all? I mean, think of people just before the renaissance, and try telling them that one day people just like them will walk on the moon. They'd not believe you. Actually that's not even slightly relevant. Try telling them that eventually man will alter crops to have the features he desires; to change them to resist disease, to produce more food, to be able to grow in more climates... they'd say that was the realm of god or something similar. They'd say it was beyond our current knowledge, and quite possibly beyond us forever.
Yeah, you're absolutely right... it IS one hell of an assumption. But, wouldn't you say the same thing about religion, as well as theories like the big bang? Well, I guess stuff like the big bang isn't as far of a stretch, as we do have a lot of discoveries that support it. But, even in that case, the big bang theory only covers how we came to be in our current state of being, not how the existence of everything came into being. So, even if we we're to find solid proof that would make the big bang factual, we'd still be left of the question of "How did that matter get there in the first place?". Which is why I think there's something more.
You do leave a good point, however... hell, it wasn't that long ago that we thought we could sail off the edge of the earth. So, maybe the answer is within reach, but I think at the very least it'll be a long reach, and it's going to be quite some time before we're able to grasp it.
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I suppose I ought to stop ranting at you; you are, of course, entitled to your own beliefs, and I shouldn't give a toss
By all means, please DON'T stop. I love having conversations like this
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Rockbomb said:
If there's one attribute that I'd say makes Ron Paul the best candidate, it's how consistent he has been on all of his views over the years. The stuff he's saying now is the same stuff he was saying 30 years ago.
What's kinda scary, is that through time he has pretty accurately predicated the exact outcome of things.
What's kinda scary, is that through time he has pretty accurately predicated the exact outcome of things.
^This. This is why I like Ron Paul. He's practically the only politician ever that isn't full of shit.
Also, on the creation thing... there's no point in talking about it because people who have decided they want to believe in a higher power regardless of the evidence before them aren't going to change their minds no matter what anyone says or does.
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Your thoughts above in the thread about there being some kind of being, and about our current theories being wrong... I suggest you research them some more. Clearly lots of work needs to be done but a key point to remember is that our current theories make predictions, predictions which have been experimentally verified. Any theory that superseded the ones we have currently would have to make the same predictions to explain that which we currently observe.
I am also intrigued by your other comment, about some sort of higher being. What would this thing be? Why do you feel there should be something like that out there? Why, in fact, assume at the moment? Do you believe it's a creator of some sort? Anyway, answer as much or as little as you feel like, I am interested.
As far as politics goes, I'd probably vote Obama. As I said, I hold intelligence and willingness to learn in high esteem and am extremely sceptical of those with neither.
Newt Gingrich is a terrible human being and I'd not so much as give him the time of day, never mind a vote.
EDITS; because I started writing this about an hour ago and forgot things. The cut of Ron Paul's interview I have heard is a shocking lapse of good judgement. Every time I see or hear about something like this journalists everywhere are hurt and it is total bullshit.
Taking all US troops out of everywhere in the world... doesn't that seem a little consequence-y? I mean, they're there for a reason. And once you get them back, what are they going to do? I can only see that leading to job losses.
Predictions: OK, sounds like he know's what he's on about. I'm sure he's a smart guy. Also, you claim that Obama wants to bring all the troops back, is that right? I'd never heard of it but to be honest, I only care because America is so influential. Every time your country elects someone that would *get nowhere* in British politics I cringe a little, but I am more concerned with what's happening in my own country. I'm probably not the best to talk to about this. Of course, it is impossible to deny that I've hacked out 400 words on it in this post alone.
Oh yeah, one last thing: it is impossible to "prove" some kind of theory about the universe correct. All a theory can do is repeatedly stand up to experiment. Rather appropriately, Einstein once said "No amount of experimentation can prove me right; it takes only one to prove me wrong", quite apt in the light of the recent ATLAS experiments at CERN. IMHO they're probably wrong with that one, but if they're not... shit gets SO INTERESTING.
I am also intrigued by your other comment, about some sort of higher being. What would this thing be? Why do you feel there should be something like that out there? Why, in fact, assume at the moment? Do you believe it's a creator of some sort? Anyway, answer as much or as little as you feel like, I am interested.
As far as politics goes, I'd probably vote Obama. As I said, I hold intelligence and willingness to learn in high esteem and am extremely sceptical of those with neither.
Newt Gingrich is a terrible human being and I'd not so much as give him the time of day, never mind a vote.
EDITS; because I started writing this about an hour ago and forgot things. The cut of Ron Paul's interview I have heard is a shocking lapse of good judgement. Every time I see or hear about something like this journalists everywhere are hurt and it is total bullshit.
Taking all US troops out of everywhere in the world... doesn't that seem a little consequence-y? I mean, they're there for a reason. And once you get them back, what are they going to do? I can only see that leading to job losses.
Predictions: OK, sounds like he know's what he's on about. I'm sure he's a smart guy. Also, you claim that Obama wants to bring all the troops back, is that right? I'd never heard of it but to be honest, I only care because America is so influential. Every time your country elects someone that would *get nowhere* in British politics I cringe a little, but I am more concerned with what's happening in my own country. I'm probably not the best to talk to about this. Of course, it is impossible to deny that I've hacked out 400 words on it in this post alone.
Oh yeah, one last thing: it is impossible to "prove" some kind of theory about the universe correct. All a theory can do is repeatedly stand up to experiment. Rather appropriately, Einstein once said "No amount of experimentation can prove me right; it takes only one to prove me wrong", quite apt in the light of the recent ATLAS experiments at CERN. IMHO they're probably wrong with that one, but if they're not... shit gets SO INTERESTING.
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SRAW said:
Err my father apparently predicted this stuff would happen in the 70's, when he was in the defense language institute.
Like I said, anyone who uses logic and facts as the basis for their thoughts should have been able to come to the same thoughts on what would come in the future. But instead, our leaders have chosen to base their thoughts off of... whatever they feel like at the time, I guess, and that's what lead us to be in the state we're in now. It's scary to think that such careless and misinformed people are the ones at the head of the country.
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SRAW said:
Ron Paul is the only guy in the house who wants to pull out all of our troops by 2 weeks if he's in presidency, and to remove US troops from all our bases over the world and want to default on our debt.
I'm fairly certain obama said something of the sort when he ran for presidency.
The difference is, Obama said that kinda spur of the moment, in order to get votes. Ron Paul has been saying our troops need to be in America, and not all these other countries, since he got into politics. This isn't something he just recently started saying should happen.
If there's one attribute that I'd say makes Ron Paul the best candidate, it's how consistent he has been on all of his views over the years. The stuff he's saying now is the same stuff he was saying 30 years ago.
What's kinda scary, is that through time he has pretty accurately predicated the exact outcome of things. From the economy, to the wars, to... pretty much everything. And what's scary about that, is not that he was able to predict all that stuff (anyone who bases their thoughts on logic would come up with the same results), but that all of the other people who have ran in office before, and all of the other candidates for the upcoming election HAVEN'T been able to predict that stuff... which means they're basing their thoughts on... well, who knows... definitely not logic, though.
But anyways, the point I was trying to make is that if you don't believe Ron Paul would actually pull back all (or most of) our troops from around the world, go watch some interviews of him from the past, and I think you'll change your mind.
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So I want to continue on our conversation about this, but didn't feel like hijacking AJ's truck anymore (grand theft auto is a serious crime, and I'm too pretty for prison).
So anyway, in response to DR, I agree (almost) completely with everything you said. Religion does sound like bullshit... all of them do (especially Mormonism). But, while we've gathered a lot of information over the years, and are able to make some pretty solid theories, my point is that we still have no way of proving that they are true... likewise, we also have no way of proving that religions are false (I'm not saying that that gives them any credibility, just saying that they can't be ruled out entirely).
I myself am agnostic, and my personal beliefs are that religion AND the current scientific theories are probably ALL wrong. I think there is something else out there (whether it be a deity, or some sort of force, or something else) that is beyond our comprehension as human beings. I think that as the dominate species on earth, we tend to think a little too highly of ourselves most of the time, and in turn we assume that we're the greatest power there is... I tend to think the opposite... maybe we're just ants in an ant farm for some sort of much greater being... who knows.
So anyway, in response to DR, I agree (almost) completely with everything you said. Religion does sound like bullshit... all of them do (especially Mormonism). But, while we've gathered a lot of information over the years, and are able to make some pretty solid theories, my point is that we still have no way of proving that they are true... likewise, we also have no way of proving that religions are false (I'm not saying that that gives them any credibility, just saying that they can't be ruled out entirely).
I myself am agnostic, and my personal beliefs are that religion AND the current scientific theories are probably ALL wrong. I think there is something else out there (whether it be a deity, or some sort of force, or something else) that is beyond our comprehension as human beings. I think that as the dominate species on earth, we tend to think a little too highly of ourselves most of the time, and in turn we assume that we're the greatest power there is... I tend to think the opposite... maybe we're just ants in an ant farm for some sort of much greater being... who knows.
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SRAW: I'm not voting for Ron Paul because I'm a few thousand miles out of citizenship. Even if I were, I would not vote for him, or any Republican, because of their stupid bronze age beliefs. Yes, he should be commended for his honesty and for voting for what he believes in, but I don't think that since those beliefs include some really dumb shit that's entirely a good thing.
Right, consider this. There are many world religions. Hundreds. Each of them has some kind of creation myth which we know about from the supposed holy texts of that religion. The muslim, christian and judaic religions all claim to be by and large the same, fair enough, but consider that many of the rest are incompatible with each other. They make contrasting claims, but all we have to choose between them is basically personal choice. There is nothing in the world that says one religion is better than the other.
On the other hand, current scientific theories about the evolution of the universe are the result of centuries of observation, theory and measurement. They are entirely derivable from the world around us and require no ancient texts or superstition. Religion is stupid. Think about it! The Bible is largely ~1800-~1900 years old. How, in any way, can you apply this to modern life?! Go back a mere 500 years and you cannot apply their theories to the modern world. This is not a surprise.
To finish this bit, I was raised a christian. I can ask why I was raised a christian, and it wasn't because of divine will, it was because my parents are of that denomination. Were I born elsewhere - say, India - I would likely be hindi, perhaps muslim. What is the difference between these scenarios? Nothing.
To add a final bit to the Ron Paul thing, creationism denies evolution. This is stupid and I should not have to tell you why. The problem is in education, people attempt to push their bullshit into the classroom where it does not belong.
I read quite a lot of athiest shit on the internet, you know, and I guess it's not great to spend so much time circlejerking. But in America things seem to be so much worse... though, when David Cameron starts saying that the decline of christianity in Britain is to blame for the current decline of society, I start getting worried. Perhaps we need some new Crusades?
ANYWAY. I said we shouldn't talk about this and that Aaronjer should post more pictures, but you guys drew me in with your wily natures. Merry fucking Christmas.
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Edit: Also... why is creationism stupid?
Nobody has any proof of ANY theory of how we came into being. Sure, the scientific-based theories definitely sound a lot more believable than most religious-based theories. But in the end, nobody knows, and nobody probably ever will know... so, until someone finds some proof either proving or disproving a theory on our existence, I think they're all equal in how valid they are.
Nobody has any proof of ANY theory of how we came into being. Sure, the scientific-based theories definitely sound a lot more believable than most religious-based theories. But in the end, nobody knows, and nobody probably ever will know... so, until someone finds some proof either proving or disproving a theory on our existence, I think they're all equal in how valid they are.
Right, consider this. There are many world religions. Hundreds. Each of them has some kind of creation myth which we know about from the supposed holy texts of that religion. The muslim, christian and judaic religions all claim to be by and large the same, fair enough, but consider that many of the rest are incompatible with each other. They make contrasting claims, but all we have to choose between them is basically personal choice. There is nothing in the world that says one religion is better than the other.
On the other hand, current scientific theories about the evolution of the universe are the result of centuries of observation, theory and measurement. They are entirely derivable from the world around us and require no ancient texts or superstition. Religion is stupid. Think about it! The Bible is largely ~1800-~1900 years old. How, in any way, can you apply this to modern life?! Go back a mere 500 years and you cannot apply their theories to the modern world. This is not a surprise.
To finish this bit, I was raised a christian. I can ask why I was raised a christian, and it wasn't because of divine will, it was because my parents are of that denomination. Were I born elsewhere - say, India - I would likely be hindi, perhaps muslim. What is the difference between these scenarios? Nothing.
To add a final bit to the Ron Paul thing, creationism denies evolution. This is stupid and I should not have to tell you why. The problem is in education, people attempt to push their bullshit into the classroom where it does not belong.
I read quite a lot of athiest shit on the internet, you know, and I guess it's not great to spend so much time circlejerking. But in America things seem to be so much worse... though, when David Cameron starts saying that the decline of christianity in Britain is to blame for the current decline of society, I start getting worried. Perhaps we need some new Crusades?
ANYWAY. I said we shouldn't talk about this and that Aaronjer should post more pictures, but you guys drew me in with your wily natures. Merry fucking Christmas.
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You seriously have the worst taste in the world, when it comes to dubstep. Everything you like sounds like some 8 year old was messing around in FL Studio for the first time and his parents decided to upload the song to make the kid feel good.
We all know your music taste =/ my music taste.
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You seriously have the worst taste in the world, when it comes to dubstep. Everything you like sounds like some 8 year old was messing around in FL Studio for the first time and his parents decided to upload the song to make the kid feel good.
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mike@ubuntuServer:~$ service sendmail statusMSP: is run via cron (20m)
tail: cannot open `/var/run/sendmail/mta/sendmail.pid' for reading: Permission denied
MTA:
ERROR: List of process IDs must follow -p.
********* simple selection ********* ********* selection by list *********
-A all processes -C by command name
-N negate selection -G by real group ID (supports names)
-a all w/ tty except session leaders -U by real user ID (supports names)
-d all except session leaders -g by session OR by effective group name
-e all processes -p by process ID
T all processes on this terminal -s processes in the sessions given
a all w/ tty, including other users -t by tty
g OBSOLETE -- DO NOT USE -u by effective user ID (supports names)
r only running processes U processes for specified users
x processes w/o controlling ttys t by tty
*********** output format ********** *********** long options ***********
-o,o user-defined -f full --Group --User --pid --cols --ppid
-j,j job control s signal --group --user --sid --rows --info
-O,O preloaded -o v virtual memory --cumulative --format --deselect
-l,l long u user-oriented --sort --tty --forest --version
-F extra full X registers --heading --no-heading --context
********* misc options *********
-V,V show version L list format codes f ASCII art forest
-m,m,-L,-T,H threads S children in sum -y change -l format
-M,Z security data c true command name -c scheduling class
-w,w wide output n numeric WCHAN,UID -H process hierarchy
So I followed this:
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So I renamed the sendmail.pid in sendmail.in.pid, chowned it to root smmsp, and it works. Sendmail status tells me that everything is ok.
Brian: thank you for the idea.
Best wishes from Cologne.
Brian: thank you for the idea.
Best wishes from Cologne.
And the result is now this:
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mike@ubuntuServer:~$ service sendmail status MSP: is run via cron (20m)MTA: 807 /usr/sbin/sendmail-mta -Am -L sm-mta -bd -q10m
UID PID PPID C STIME TTY TIME CMD
root 807 1 0 Dec18 ? 00:00:01 sendmail: MTA: accepting connections
Daemon Status: Sendmail is running but not answering status queries.
No response
QUE: Same as MTA
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Which was ironic, because I was at a bus stop at the time.
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Hi! I am trying to understand how to do spawnpoints like in the awp_snowsk1337 map.
I have downloaded the source for the map but things just get messy in my head trying to understand wich triggers are for what and so on.
I saw a post in this forum where a guy linked to a more simple map with just 2 spawnpoints for one player. Here is the map http://twhl.info/vault.php?map=4908
Here is a list of the map's entities and values.
http://laddauppbilder.se/?di=213235068293
I understand the 5 first entrys on the list but after that things is too hard for me to overview and understand.
Mainly I don't understand the func_door and multimanagers.
I hope that someone could explain to me in a logical way how those things work. A Tutorial with pictures would be perfect but necessary. I would appreciate if anyone could present a "logical scheme(?)" of the function with spawning points.
I have tried to explain as good as I can and hope that someone could spend some time helping me.
/thankyou and thank you in advance.
I have downloaded the source for the map but things just get messy in my head trying to understand wich triggers are for what and so on.
I saw a post in this forum where a guy linked to a more simple map with just 2 spawnpoints for one player. Here is the map http://twhl.info/vault.php?map=4908
Here is a list of the map's entities and values.
http://laddauppbilder.se/?di=213235068293
I understand the 5 first entrys on the list but after that things is too hard for me to overview and understand.
Mainly I don't understand the func_door and multimanagers.
I hope that someone could explain to me in a logical way how those things work. A Tutorial with pictures would be perfect but necessary. I would appreciate if anyone could present a "logical scheme(?)" of the function with spawning points.
I have tried to explain as good as I can and hope that someone could spend some time helping me.
/thankyou and thank you in advance.
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Because after a while hlds always get a apphang error, and it won't stop hanging, so I have to close it.
And also it happened when there were only 2 people on my server, and then it DIDN'T happen for a long time while there were 9 people, but it eventually does that. I don't know why
And also it happened when there were only 2 people on my server, and then it DIDN'T happen for a long time while there were 9 people, but it eventually does that. I don't know why
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This is Tirival. Regardless of his deathly pallor he is not evil or undead. Well, he's semi-undead. He was well known as the Hero of Muiring (the capitol city of Muir) until a fateful battle with the Dead Kings. He was cursed by them and is unable to resist their commands. He is also unable to die, and has been moping around for the last two centuries and brooding about how much everything sucks.
As Gyllioc you can free him from his curse or take advantage of it. If freed he wastes no time trying to start a crusade against the Dead Kings.
**BAD IMAGE**
As Gyllioc you can free him from his curse or take advantage of it. If freed he wastes no time trying to start a crusade against the Dead Kings.
**BAD IMAGE**
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Oh God no.
sexy fun time?
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phoenix_r said:
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No it isn't a scam, but it is a mammoth waste of time getting all the points, which is why I'm asking for YOU people to do it, while I get points because I referred you D:
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Well, effectively the latter part of the game is you preparing to murderise the actual villain. When it comes to the time for the confrontation the guy gives you the option of immortality, to be worshipped as a hero of the Empire for all eternity. If you choose this he's happy and makes you into a giant statue.
It's a false ending, really, because you haven't completed the main task you were supposed to be doing. I really need to replay JE, it's great.
It's a false ending, really, because you haven't completed the main task you were supposed to be doing. I really need to replay JE, it's great.
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I'm also the kind of player who sees challenges like that and says "that's for me!" even if it's really not. But I do like the idea of the player being forced into situations - and decisions - that, ideally, they'd not take, but things are far from ideal.
I also forgot about one of the endings of JE. There were the standard good/bad endings but also the one where you are transformed into a giant gold statue to be revered for all time. Good/bad/greedy bastard!
I also forgot about one of the endings of JE. There were the standard good/bad endings but also the one where you are transformed into a giant gold statue to be revered for all time. Good/bad/greedy bastard!
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NatureJay said:
While I admire the lengths he's willing to go to, it does sort of seem like you have the binary options of being Goody Two Feet or The Worst Person Imaginable.
Nope! Gyllioc can either be an arrogant noble who likes to make people's decisions for them, or he can be a depraved psychopath. There is also a range in between. For example, upon encountering Fia you can help her, leave her to die, kill her yourself or rape her. It's not just out of nowhere, either, this all happens after you join a group of bandits. You don't just randomly go up to people's houses and rape everyone all the time. In fact, it's probably the only time rape will even come up in the whole story.
Gyllioc is rarely a through and through good person, it's not in his nature to be heroic. He'll generally only do things he believes will get him something. This includes traumatizing Fia, he already knows it will benefit him strategically. As the game progresses if you're consistently good it will actually change his character and change what options are available to you. If you're really good all game you'll start losing evil choices later on, and vice versa.
The pay off for being evil is that the game is much easier, the pay off for being good is that the story isn't horribly depressing. I'm intentionally designing it so that being good is very difficult. What I want is for people to give up being good part way through the game because it's too hard, and then hate themselves for becoming evil because it's so much worse than your standard "evil game morality." Obviously, for sick psychopathic people being evil has no real downsides, other than the game being too easy.
My intention is also to make the game more enjoyable if you're good, because there's a lot more effort put into the dialogue. For example, if you're nice to Fia and help her out, she's hilarious and adorable. If you rape her she hardly speaks or does much ever again... other than occasionally try to commit suicide.
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I watched a bit of Rurouni Kenshin, like a long time ago, dubbed. I came back about a year ago and tried to watch some of it, somehow under a different dub (Hulu and such) and I didn't find it as engaging as I did before. It had some moments and all that, but for all the time and energy people these days spend on talking about some of the long-running anime of that era (COUGH DRAGONBALL Z COUGH), looking back on it now, it doesn't feel as though a lot of it was fully realized in a conceptual way back then.
Maybe I didn't get far enough into my re-watch though
Desert Punk is good stuff. You can tell the points at which it diverged from the manga, but the result is nonetheless ballsy.
I watched a bit of Rurouni Kenshin, like a long time ago, dubbed. I came back about a year ago and tried to watch some of it, somehow under a different dub (Hulu and such) and I didn't find it as engaging as I did before. It had some moments and all that, but for all the time and energy people these days spend on talking about some of the long-running anime of that era (COUGH DRAGONBALL Z COUGH), looking back on it now, it doesn't feel as though a lot of it was fully realized in a conceptual way back then.
Maybe I didn't get far enough into my re-watch though
Desert Punk is good stuff. You can tell the points at which it diverged from the manga, but the result is nonetheless ballsy.
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Honestly, I don't think I could play that again. It was cool at the time, but there are vastly superior rogue-likes.
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I got picked for the dota 2 beta, but I didn't complete the survey in time FUCK
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I would really like to see a time-lapse video of screenshots while you make one of these. Like, super-duper-pretty-please would really like to. With a cherry on top, but just one. Geez, give this guy an inch, I swear...no friggin respect...
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Here's one of the ideas I had for a possible gameplay style. This wouldn't be like the 'main' mode that players would use, but rather a kind of 'fun mode' that players could choose to play.
So the name of the game is roulette, because... well because I based the game off of a roulette table. So the players of each team would spawn in every other lane... or they could each spawn on one side, but that wouldn't be as fun :P
So basically what would happen is you'd have to attack the control pillars for a certain amount of damage, and once you've 'killed' it, your team would then own that lane. Every 30 seconds or so a thing would go around the arena and land on a random lane... whichever team happens to won that lane would get some sort of boost (whether it's temporary buffs, extra money, etc).
But the main goal of the game would be to take control of the middle. It would be kind of like 'king of the hill' where standing in the area would add points to your team, and then whichever team reaches a set amount of points first wins.
You'd only be able to earn points while ONLY your team is in the middle (meaning if there's player from both teams in the center, nobody would be getting points).
So you'd definitely be wanting to take control of the middle, but at the same time you need to make sure that you're also taking control of the lanes so you can get the boosts, which will help you in taking control of the mid.
So the name of the game is roulette, because... well because I based the game off of a roulette table. So the players of each team would spawn in every other lane... or they could each spawn on one side, but that wouldn't be as fun :P
So basically what would happen is you'd have to attack the control pillars for a certain amount of damage, and once you've 'killed' it, your team would then own that lane. Every 30 seconds or so a thing would go around the arena and land on a random lane... whichever team happens to won that lane would get some sort of boost (whether it's temporary buffs, extra money, etc).
But the main goal of the game would be to take control of the middle. It would be kind of like 'king of the hill' where standing in the area would add points to your team, and then whichever team reaches a set amount of points first wins.
You'd only be able to earn points while ONLY your team is in the middle (meaning if there's player from both teams in the center, nobody would be getting points).
So you'd definitely be wanting to take control of the middle, but at the same time you need to make sure that you're also taking control of the lanes so you can get the boosts, which will help you in taking control of the mid.
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Well, like I said... I'm fully capable of using the Unreal engine to do it. I just figured that if someone else wanted me to use their engine instead (and earn money off of it), then I'd throw the offer out there.
Honestly, I'd make a lot more money for myself if I used the Unreal engine, cuz I only have to pay them 15% of whatever profit I'd make. But at the same time, I'd rather make less money for myself if it meant that I'd gain an interesting business partner who will make/maintain a custom engine for me.
tldr: Not trying to beg for a custom engine, just offering the chance to those that may want it.
Honestly, I'd make a lot more money for myself if I used the Unreal engine, cuz I only have to pay them 15% of whatever profit I'd make. But at the same time, I'd rather make less money for myself if it meant that I'd gain an interesting business partner who will make/maintain a custom engine for me.
tldr: Not trying to beg for a custom engine, just offering the chance to those that may want it.
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You demonstrate impressive facial hair and went on a hike with us that one time. You also seem to know more about music than most of us.
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the_cloud_system said:
just got done watching paranoia agent.
More like
It's one of those weird shows where just about everything you need to know about the tone of the show is conveyed through the opening animation. It still doesn't quite get at the last few scenes of the final episode, but I still cheer every time I see Ikari break down.
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I did everything correctly and also the compiling....
then when i play my map, the team or player i choose dies for every first time i start a new game, but after that first time the game runs smoothly....
and when it dies, the account for death is never included in the table for players when i press TAB to see it.
What should i do???
then when i play my map, the team or player i choose dies for every first time i start a new game, but after that first time the game runs smoothly....
and when it dies, the account for death is never included in the table for players when i press TAB to see it.
What should i do???
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aaronjer said:
Eh, I have one. I would rate it's effect on my computer's speed at doing most anything as ASTRONOMICAL. I timed it, and it loads Sims 2 36 times faster. Most other things aren't measurable because they install/load so quickly I can't properly time it.
Well, I'll be getting some in the future, I just don't have the money for it right now (Actually, I do... I'd just rather spend it on a wheel/pedal set for playing dirt 3 with :D)
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Eh, I have one. I would rate it's effect on my computer's speed at doing most anything as ASTRONOMICAL. I timed it, and it loads Sims 2 36 times faster. Most other things aren't measurable because they install/load so quickly I can't properly time it.
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phoenix_r said:
I just noticed that picture is solid snake plus georgio...fuck, daily the love pile grows, cloudy...
Wait you just now noticed that?
Rockbomb said:
I'm like 2/3 of the way through bleach right now... I need to finish it.
Bleach is pretty all right for a shounen, but it has a lot of the usual shounen pitfalls like "good guys never die", "hero is so fucking determined he's going to tell you about how fucking determined he is all the time", and "nakama are ultimately useless". Also the anime-only arcs have been pretty uninspired for the most part, but hey, at least none of them have yet been as bad as the Bount arc because holy crap that was awful (and hey, the mod soul pals from that thing are still around and continued to never interact with anyone in a meaningful way, which is getting it at least mostly right).
On the plus side, fucking characters and shit. And interesting powers that work in such a way that few universal advantages can be maintained.
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@buq: It's true. Blood+ is one of those things I hate. If it was just it's own show that wasn't pretending to be related to Blood: The Last Vampire I would have thought it was alright. BUT WHAT THE FUCK?! EVERYTHING IS WRONG! It was SO FUCKING COOL in the OVA. Why did the cool characters get replaced with whining pussies?!
Also... Hellsing OVA... it was all going along just fine and then BAM! People refer to vampires as draculas and draculinas. Totally unwatchable.
@Enjay: And Lucky Star is the "Azumanga Daioh/Pani Poni Dash but slower" show. It was only barely entertaining.
@ZJams: I used to like Akira, but then I read the manga. Now I like the manga and am like WHAT MOVIE.
Bastard! is one of those... gloriously terrible animes. It's so fucking retarded it is amazing. Totally worth a watch, but SO DUMB.
Berserk is really cool up until they pass the story on to a punk-ass 12 your old kid that thinks it would be funny to abruptly end the story with "AND THE THE WORLD EXPLODED." It's seriously amazing up until that point. Just... expect to be totally fucking let down by the last few episodes. "LETS HAVE A WHOLE SERIES OF BUILD-UP SO THAT WE CAN IGNORE MAKING A CONCLUSION AND INSTEAD TOTALLY SHIFT GEARS AND HAVE EVERYONE GET EATEN BY DEMONS FOR NO REASON! DEEERRRRPPP."
Urotsukidoji? Really? Why? I mean, if you get beyond the fact that it is super high budget porn, it's really stupid.
I really wish Puni Puni Poemi was an actual show and not just a really short joke...
Oh... and something that should be mentioned about Excel Saga. Nabeshin is not in the manga. Nabeshin is the director of the anime. He ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT, YES, ALL THE TIME, and he stuffed himself as a character into the show like a complete asshole. It's awesome.
And @RB: That's... a lot of shows with Shinigami in them. Apparently you've mostly been watching anime post-bleach where that is the new cliche EVERYONE MUST USE. Not really a complaint, just noticing.
Also... Hellsing OVA... it was all going along just fine and then BAM! People refer to vampires as draculas and draculinas. Totally unwatchable.
@Enjay: And Lucky Star is the "Azumanga Daioh/Pani Poni Dash but slower" show. It was only barely entertaining.
@ZJams: I used to like Akira, but then I read the manga. Now I like the manga and am like WHAT MOVIE.
Bastard! is one of those... gloriously terrible animes. It's so fucking retarded it is amazing. Totally worth a watch, but SO DUMB.
Berserk is really cool up until they pass the story on to a punk-ass 12 your old kid that thinks it would be funny to abruptly end the story with "AND THE THE WORLD EXPLODED." It's seriously amazing up until that point. Just... expect to be totally fucking let down by the last few episodes. "LETS HAVE A WHOLE SERIES OF BUILD-UP SO THAT WE CAN IGNORE MAKING A CONCLUSION AND INSTEAD TOTALLY SHIFT GEARS AND HAVE EVERYONE GET EATEN BY DEMONS FOR NO REASON! DEEERRRRPPP."
Urotsukidoji? Really? Why? I mean, if you get beyond the fact that it is super high budget porn, it's really stupid.
I really wish Puni Puni Poemi was an actual show and not just a really short joke...
Oh... and something that should be mentioned about Excel Saga. Nabeshin is not in the manga. Nabeshin is the director of the anime. He ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT, YES, ALL THE TIME, and he stuffed himself as a character into the show like a complete asshole. It's awesome.
And @RB: That's... a lot of shows with Shinigami in them. Apparently you've mostly been watching anime post-bleach where that is the new cliche EVERYONE MUST USE. Not really a complaint, just noticing.
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im having a bit of a conundrum: i have hammer 3.4 (goldsource half life 1 editor) but when i look at entities in the editor they are colored blocks witch is normal but i want to see models instead of blocks. so i tried to get hammer 3.5 but everytime i download hammer 3.5 its identical to the one i currently have witch is hammer 3.4. but when i open both hammers they BOTH say "hammer 3.5 but when i go to help/about it says hammer 3.4. what the 
please help. i would just simply like to have models in my view in the editor but nothing works. please, if you can, take the time to help.
please help. i would just simply like to have models in my view in the editor but nothing works. please, if you can, take the time to help.
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I've been enjoying the hell out of Durarara!! lately, which seems to do this ensemble cast thing that's mostly set in our world (or a neighborhood in Tokyo) with some weird mythical shit added for spice (Dullahans, spirit possession, etc). It's been a damned long time since I've been as entertained by a show as I have been by that one, but I've been told it starts to fall apart at the end, maybe because they outpaced the author.
What else.... FLCL is worth watching and quick to get through. It might break your brain. People seem to either love or hate it, but it has far more depth than it seems like it has any right to... Darker than Black takes the "weird event in Japan causes some people to have superpowers" trope and does right by it in a lot of respects, providing solid characters, continuity, and a damned fine soundtrack... The second Full Metal Alchemist series (Brotherhood) was far superior to the first, though it glosses over too much of the plot leading up and Ed is not that likeable initially... Samurai Champloo = Shinichiro Watanabe (the guy who brought us Cowboy Bebop) + Samurai + Hiphop and is good, if you're okay with things mostly being one-offs.
I could probably think of more but not ones that I might recommend as strongly.
What else.... FLCL is worth watching and quick to get through. It might break your brain. People seem to either love or hate it, but it has far more depth than it seems like it has any right to... Darker than Black takes the "weird event in Japan causes some people to have superpowers" trope and does right by it in a lot of respects, providing solid characters, continuity, and a damned fine soundtrack... The second Full Metal Alchemist series (Brotherhood) was far superior to the first, though it glosses over too much of the plot leading up and Ed is not that likeable initially... Samurai Champloo = Shinichiro Watanabe (the guy who brought us Cowboy Bebop) + Samurai + Hiphop and is good, if you're okay with things mostly being one-offs.
I could probably think of more but not ones that I might recommend as strongly.
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I am searching for a name of a game, where you as a dude returns to your village, burning, you see a chicken/frog who tells you something or someone did this.. You start you journey, outside you of the village you meet your first nemesis, some chickens. You can actually slice their heads off, they run around forever with no head and blood keeps dripping. Later on you visit a Wizard who gives you positions. Something with a mountain, a forest a stone.. It was launched around 90-2000, when I just started school, and on their pc's this game was to be found.
The view point was something similiar to diablo, but only one map at a time then you watch the character wander around that map..
THANKS
The view point was something similiar to diablo, but only one map at a time then you watch the character wander around that map..
THANKS
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phoenix_r said:
Rockbomb said:
idk how some people can go on with their life doing pointless/unappreciated tasks day-in and day-out.
I worked a job like that for a full three years before I had finally had enough to affect a change, although the seeds of discontent were sewn much earlier than that. It payed the bills, I had very little responsibility, the hours were alright, and made more with my four-day work week than most of my friends did working 5+ days a week. That, and after a certain point you look to your future, to your resume, and that makes it worth it, at least for a time.
Well in a situation like that, I can understand it. You were working so that you could do something better later on, and I'm assuming that at the time you didn't have much of a choice on jobs.
I was referring more to people who will take that same job you had, and do it for the rest of their life. I couldn't do that...
I'm sure it does't help that I have A.D.D. either... as soon as things start to get too repetitive, I lose interest, and then I go off into my own little world in my head and never get anything done :P
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Rockbomb said:
idk how some people can go on with their life doing pointless/unappreciated tasks day-in and day-out.
I worked a job like that for a full three years before I had finally had enough to affect a change, although the seeds of discontent were sewn much earlier than that. It payed the bills, I had very little responsibility, the hours were alright, and made more with my four-day work week than most of my friends did working 5+ days a week. That, and after a certain point you look to your future, to your resume, and that makes it worth it, at least for a time.
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NatureJay said:
aaronjer said:
SRAW said:
What kind of person doesn't clear their browser cache in 3 years? ... creep
I'm pretty sure needing to clear your cache is more of a sign of being a creep, actually.
What if I clear other people's browser caches?
NatureJay, you can come clear my cache any time.
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Hi! i after a loooooog time return to mapping but i foregott name of bsp2map compiler. i remember you say me 2 decompilers when i asked that:
1. bsp2map
2. i dont remember so that im asking
1. bsp2map
2. i dont remember so that im asking
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I think he kind of knows Sprinkles?
I have no idea how he spends his time, be it at work, school, both, or neither. Also I think maybe he joined some armed force or other?
I love his current signature excepting how he handled the transition at the horizontal overflow, that bit looks well shit.
I have no idea how he spends his time, be it at work, school, both, or neither. Also I think maybe he joined some armed force or other?
I love his current signature excepting how he handled the transition at the horizontal overflow, that bit looks well shit.
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Bump for this song being totally rad.
Quote:
And I'll gamble away my fright.
And I'll gamble away my time.
And in a year, a year or so
this will slip into the sea
And I'll gamble away my time.
And in a year, a year or so
this will slip into the sea
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What causes LeafThread spend a very long time?
Its just a simple room. How to reduce its time?
nb.
or it is because I made a chair with block tool and duplicate it?
Its just a simple room. How to reduce its time?
nb.
or it is because I made a chair with block tool and duplicate it?
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First to say Hi to all forum users. I have in some way simple problem. I can't import a map into Hammer editor. I know that extension of the map is ussaly *.bsp , and what I need is a *.map. Why do I need this?
I am desperate to edit a map called aim_awp_school. I just need a simple edit in spawn weapons. I want to eliminate pistols in spawn weapons, but i really don't know how to. Can anyone help me by explaining me how to do it, or do it for me if he has some spare time.
Thanks and Cheers :)
You can also find me on david.serbia@live.com if I somehow lost this page :D
I am desperate to edit a map called aim_awp_school. I just need a simple edit in spawn weapons. I want to eliminate pistols in spawn weapons, but i really don't know how to. Can anyone help me by explaining me how to do it, or do it for me if he has some spare time.
Thanks and Cheers :)
You can also find me on david.serbia@live.com if I somehow lost this page :D
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molkman said:
I don't understand why anyone would go to the army. Do you have to go or can you get around it?
There hasn't been a draft in a long time... so anyone who is currently in the Army, is there by choice.
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We started at the same time... so... yes.
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Did you pass them, or were you in front the whole time?
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ill take a pic some time.
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I am a guy who wants everything to be perfect. So, when i'm already spend so much time to make a map, then why would not it be perfect!
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I'm so fucking tired of hearing about 9/11. I can't even watch tv or browse the web without hearing a hundred different people screaming "9/11 WE WILL NEVER FORGET" in my ear.
It's been ten god-damned years since it's happened, let's forget about it already. People get more excited about 9/11 than they do about Christmas... it sickens me.
What bothers me the most, is the little slogan that everyone is going around saying... "we will never forget". The entire point of the attacks that happened that day was that the terrorists wanted to send a message. The number one thing that the terrorists could ever achieve with an attack like that, is that we would never forget it.
And then everyone and their grandma goes around all day talking about how sorry they feel for the people that were killed in the twin towers. What about the people that were in the pentagon? Nobody gives a shit about them? What about the people that were in the plane that crashed into a field? They weren't in the world trade center, so they're not important enough to be remembered too?
I wish everyone would grow the fuck up and stop blindly following the media. And don't get me wrong... I'm not at all saying that we should forget about the people that died that day, especially if you knew them or were in some way connected to them. But those people should be remembered every day, not just today, and people should stop making such a huge deal out of an event like this... get over it and get off the media's dick.
Not to mention that there were only about 3,000 people that died that day. And I know you're saying "Wtf, ONLY 3,000? That's a lot!", but look at it this way: 107 thousand Iraqi civilians have been killed during the current war in Iraq.... Let me repeat that in case you didn't read it clearly the first time... One hundred and seven THOUSAND Iraqi CIVILIANS have been MURDERED during the current war in Iraq. Do we have a day where anyone remembers those people? No. Do we have even an hour during one day that's dedicated to the memory of them? Nope. It seems like nobody gives half of a flying fuck about the people that our own military unrightfully murders, but when the tables are turned, everyone looses their fucking mind. Hell, I bet in 10 years from now, nobody will even remember the earthquake and tsunami that killed 30,000 people in Japan this year.
Sorry for the huge wall of text and the rant contained therein, but it's just been really bugging me and I had to let it out somewhere xD
It's been ten god-damned years since it's happened, let's forget about it already. People get more excited about 9/11 than they do about Christmas... it sickens me.
What bothers me the most, is the little slogan that everyone is going around saying... "we will never forget". The entire point of the attacks that happened that day was that the terrorists wanted to send a message. The number one thing that the terrorists could ever achieve with an attack like that, is that we would never forget it.
And then everyone and their grandma goes around all day talking about how sorry they feel for the people that were killed in the twin towers. What about the people that were in the pentagon? Nobody gives a shit about them? What about the people that were in the plane that crashed into a field? They weren't in the world trade center, so they're not important enough to be remembered too?
I wish everyone would grow the fuck up and stop blindly following the media. And don't get me wrong... I'm not at all saying that we should forget about the people that died that day, especially if you knew them or were in some way connected to them. But those people should be remembered every day, not just today, and people should stop making such a huge deal out of an event like this... get over it and get off the media's dick.
Not to mention that there were only about 3,000 people that died that day. And I know you're saying "Wtf, ONLY 3,000? That's a lot!", but look at it this way: 107 thousand Iraqi civilians have been killed during the current war in Iraq.... Let me repeat that in case you didn't read it clearly the first time... One hundred and seven THOUSAND Iraqi CIVILIANS have been MURDERED during the current war in Iraq. Do we have a day where anyone remembers those people? No. Do we have even an hour during one day that's dedicated to the memory of them? Nope. It seems like nobody gives half of a flying fuck about the people that our own military unrightfully murders, but when the tables are turned, everyone looses their fucking mind. Hell, I bet in 10 years from now, nobody will even remember the earthquake and tsunami that killed 30,000 people in Japan this year.
Sorry for the huge wall of text and the rant contained therein, but it's just been really bugging me and I had to let it out somewhere xD
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I can probably devise a map in a few minutes that hlrad will need 20GB to compile. Did you try the -chop thing yet?
There's also a -sparse option which causes it to use a lot less memory but it takes more time.
There's also a -sparse option which causes it to use a lot less memory but it takes more time.
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What I did is that I let the Beam in the middle of two func_button and behind each button is the beam's target and every time beam hits a button it triggers the thing i want. I can do this with more than 2 buttons.
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Indeed func_walls will behave a little better.
Let's remember children that this is only the internet so we should calm down play nice. Although I do get annoyed and suggest that people hit up Google that is mostly for problems that turn up all the time, or where the person has blatantly not even tried to fix it themselves. Here, it looks like more work was put in on the pink guy's end.
Basically, man up.
Let's remember children that this is only the internet so we should calm down play nice. Although I do get annoyed and suggest that people hit up Google that is mostly for problems that turn up all the time, or where the person has blatantly not even tried to fix it themselves. Here, it looks like more work was put in on the pink guy's end.
Basically, man up.
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Compiled my map for the 6th time so far still nothing i tried fixed this.
Other maps compile perfectly, I compile the same map without vis didn't show any errors, Compiled VIS normally with -full it crashed at FinalFaceLight 60% and gave me the error "HLRAD.EXE Has stopped working"
Doesn't show the whole compile log in .log file just this:
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures jb_slaughter_b2
Entering jb_slaughter_b2.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
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threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
8 brushes (totalling 52 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.96 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(1.18 seconds)
Using Wadfile: big wad file.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'CYF_CLIFFS3'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'CYF_CLIFFS6'
- Contains 32 used textures, 23.88 percent of map (771 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: cstrike.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: halflife.wad
- Contains 68 used textures, 50.75 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: jb_mountains_btm.wad
- Contains 19 used textures, 14.18 percent of map (106 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: jb_newbie_btm.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (240172 bytes): 'EF'
- Contains 2 used textures, 1.49 percent of map (51 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: jb_slaughter_b2_btm.wad
- Contains 12 used textures, 8.96 percent of map (154 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: sin.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 0.75 percent of map (7 textures in wad)
added 19 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 2.98 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
2.84 seconds elapsed
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp jb_slaughter_b2
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
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threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'jb_slaughter_b2.prt'
3.46 seconds elapsed
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis -full jb_slaughter_b2
3884 portalleafs
14249 numportals
-= Current hlvis Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
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threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max vis distance [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
fast vis [ off ] [ off ]
full vis [ on ] [ off ]
BasePortalVis:
(7.06 seconds)
LeafThread:
(2477.87 seconds)
average leafs visible: 587
g_visdatasize:773033 compressed from 1887624
2485.15 seconds elapsed [41m 25s]
----- END hlvis -----
Other maps compile perfectly, I compile the same map without vis didn't show any errors, Compiled VIS normally with -full it crashed at FinalFaceLight 60% and gave me the error "HLRAD.EXE Has stopped working"
Doesn't show the whole compile log in .log file just this:
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures jb_slaughter_b2
Entering jb_slaughter_b2.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
8 brushes (totalling 52 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.96 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(1.18 seconds)
Using Wadfile: big wad file.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'CYF_CLIFFS3'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'CYF_CLIFFS6'
- Contains 32 used textures, 23.88 percent of map (771 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: cstrike.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: halflife.wad
- Contains 68 used textures, 50.75 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: jb_mountains_btm.wad
- Contains 19 used textures, 14.18 percent of map (106 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: jb_newbie_btm.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (240172 bytes): 'EF'
- Contains 2 used textures, 1.49 percent of map (51 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: jb_slaughter_b2_btm.wad
- Contains 12 used textures, 8.96 percent of map (154 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: sin.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 0.75 percent of map (7 textures in wad)
added 19 additional animating textures.
Texture usage is at 2.98 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
2.84 seconds elapsed
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp jb_slaughter_b2
Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)
BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'jb_slaughter_b2.prt'
3.46 seconds elapsed
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis -full jb_slaughter_b2
3884 portalleafs
14249 numportals
-= Current hlvis Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 4 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max vis distance [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
fast vis [ off ] [ off ]
full vis [ on ] [ off ]
BasePortalVis:
(7.06 seconds)
LeafThread:
(2477.87 seconds)
average leafs visible: 587
g_visdatasize:773033 compressed from 1887624
2485.15 seconds elapsed [41m 25s]
----- END hlvis -----
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sin said:
LMAO It doesnt take weeks!
If you have a shit computer, and a really complicated map, then it could definitely take weeks.
sin said:
a very complex map should end in a day
Not everyone has the same computer as you, so the time will vary from person to person.
sin said:
I had the same problem in the past i just GOOGLED it like a normal person would do and I found the thing, now my map which is really complex takes 40min at leafthread.
Then maybe you should quit being a complete fucknugget and share with us what you found, so that he can try to fix his map.
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At LANs I make funmaps. I finally got around to releasing some of them. Well some of the good ones.
Go check them out on my new Funmaps Page.
joust8 has been a LAN fave for a bit now. It's where this image was from the whole time:
Here's doki_doki_deagle (maybe I'll add more to it later):
Go check them out on my new Funmaps Page.
joust8 has been a LAN fave for a bit now. It's where this image was from the whole time:
Here's doki_doki_deagle (maybe I'll add more to it later):
User
Drumsolos are pretty impressive most of the time, but they also get boring easily. This right here is cool though.
User
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What are Web Applications?
Web applications are defined as the processes and practices of developing web applications. They are accessed by users through various methods including the web browser. However, many web applications can be accessed through mobile phones, and users with impaired vision can use screen-readers which interpret text as sounds. Web applications are normally a three way process to get the complete result. None of this matters; I'm lying. In first step, a user service allows users to access the application, second is business service, where users are allowed to carry out complex activities and thirdly data, generated by the result. A kind of web programs, web applications are designed to be used through a web browser. There are many web applications commonly used by us including e-commerce web sites, web banking, and stock exchange activities on web, web games and many others.
Demand for Web Application
Web applications have become the need for hour. To smoothen the normal working of our day-to-day life, web applications has proved really worthy. In my free time, I enjoy anal sex. It is a kind of instant system to give your desired results that too in no time. Due to flexibility and usability of web applications, the demand for creating web applications for web development India based companies has become really important these days. Being economical and skilled, Indian web application market has become a favorite hub for all kinds of web solution activities. This forward-looking market possesses a great potential to meet the end demand, giving greater satisfaction.
What are Web Applications?
Web applications are defined as the processes and practices of developing web applications. They are accessed by users through various methods including the web browser. However, many web applications can be accessed through mobile phones, and users with impaired vision can use screen-readers which interpret text as sounds. Web applications are normally a three way process to get the complete result. None of this matters; I'm lying. In first step, a user service allows users to access the application, second is business service, where users are allowed to carry out complex activities and thirdly data, generated by the result. A kind of web programs, web applications are designed to be used through a web browser. There are many web applications commonly used by us including e-commerce web sites, web banking, and stock exchange activities on web, web games and many others.
Demand for Web Application
Web applications have become the need for hour. To smoothen the normal working of our day-to-day life, web applications has proved really worthy. In my free time, I enjoy anal sex. It is a kind of instant system to give your desired results that too in no time. Due to flexibility and usability of web applications, the demand for creating web applications for web development India based companies has become really important these days. Being economical and skilled, Indian web application market has become a favorite hub for all kinds of web solution activities. This forward-looking market possesses a great potential to meet the end demand, giving greater satisfaction.
Truck
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phoenix_r said:
the_cloud_system said:
the meny signatures i have on the internets said:
Another misspelled rhyme
written in the book of time
In one page I've spent all my life
written in the book of time
In one page I've spent all my life
God I just noticed the Sonata lyrics. The lovepile grows daily, Cloudy...
I think this song is appropriate:
Sick vid
Truck
User
the_cloud_system said:
the meny signatures i have on the internets said:
Another misspelled rhyme
written in the book of time
In one page I've spent all my life
written in the book of time
In one page I've spent all my life
God I just noticed the Sonata lyrics. The lovepile grows daily, Cloudy...
Truck
User
Haha, same as me :(.. Back to square one :(! Well thanks alot for your time and helpness man! Apreciated it :)
User
I had the same problem in my map where when i look far it laggs or when i look at group of entitys at the same time it laggs
most laggs are from leaks, make sure you dont have one make a little test put a skybox on ur map and see if it laggs.
Some Server/Hosts have high performance like 1000FPS or more that it makes the lagg disappear
most laggs are from leaks, make sure you dont have one make a little test put a skybox on ur map and see if it laggs.
Some Server/Hosts have high performance like 1000FPS or more that it makes the lagg disappear
Truck
User
Thanks ..
And how I do regular doors opening by button?
I did as you said in func_door But when the doors are closing back they re-open all the time ..
And how I do regular doors opening by button?
I did as you said in func_door But when the doors are closing back they re-open all the time ..
Truck
User
http://www.speedyshare.com/files/29855687/de_inferno.wad
there you go man:D
going to bed after a rough night now.
I'll be online tomorrow and check the thread! And i REALLY apreciate you're time and help man.
+1 =)
there you go man:D
going to bed after a rough night now.
I'll be online tomorrow and check the thread! And i REALLY apreciate you're time and help man.
+1 =)
Truck
User
EVERY TIME I DRAW A PICTURE I BECOME EVEN MORE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD.
This one is for you, Havokk. Also I sent you some ice cream in the mail, irresponsible of a plan that it is.
This one is for you, Havokk. Also I sent you some ice cream in the mail, irresponsible of a plan that it is.
User
Rockbomb said:
SolidKAYOS said:
My Lady friends dying for me to play with her
Well then maybe you should quit spending so much time thinking about WoW, and please your lady.
Oh, Rockbomb. You know how I am ;)
I could never leave a lady unpleased.
User
SolidKAYOS said:
My Lady friends dying for me to play with her
Well then maybe you should quit spending so much time thinking about WoW, and please your lady.
Truck
User
I just played it for the first time in my life 2 days ago just because I had nothing to do
Truck
User
Well, now's as good as time as any I guess, I might as well say it...
Sprinkles, I love you.
Sprinkles, I love you.
Truck
User
I should add, if you're not having a great time playing DF without tutorials and just trying to figure out what the fuck you shouldn't be playing it. Figuring it out is the game. Once you understand it you've effectively won and there isn't much to do.
Truck
User
Does anybody here play Dwarf Fortress?
-If so, could you help me find a tutorial for complete newbies?
I found this but it's teaching you stuff in the way that I don't like. It tells you how to build a fortress, it doesn't go through what the different buttons do.
It says like (from my mind) press d, then d, and use the arrow keys to mark out a spot. Press space and the dwarves (dwarfs?) will start mining.
I want a tutorial with "spacebar pauses and unpauses the game, unless your inside a menu (in which case it's always paused) in which case it moves your menu back one step" etc.
If you don't understand, the top one is saying like "2+2=4". If you learn that, you know that but you aren't able to figure out 1+2 until somebody says "1+2=3". The second one would take longer time to learn the basics but the more difficult stuff would be easy.
Anybody who has a such tutorial?
-I'm also using this post to type a lot because I felt like doing so. Hah.
-If so, could you help me find a tutorial for complete newbies?
I found this but it's teaching you stuff in the way that I don't like. It tells you how to build a fortress, it doesn't go through what the different buttons do.
It says like (from my mind) press d, then d, and use the arrow keys to mark out a spot. Press space and the dwarves (dwarfs?) will start mining.
I want a tutorial with "spacebar pauses and unpauses the game, unless your inside a menu (in which case it's always paused) in which case it moves your menu back one step" etc.
If you don't understand, the top one is saying like "2+2=4". If you learn that, you know that but you aren't able to figure out 1+2 until somebody says "1+2=3". The second one would take longer time to learn the basics but the more difficult stuff would be easy.
Anybody who has a such tutorial?
-I'm also using this post to type a lot because I felt like doing so. Hah.
User
I did not get an problem that the entity is the source of the leak, I deduced it from the compiler. Every time I delete an entity which is considered a leak, a new entity has become a new place. I scanned the map and you can not find the leak .. You may want to see the map or the compiler log?
User
so all this time your name was Jer ,,,,,,
cool
cool
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superjer said:
What program were you trying to open the night picture with?
Firefox. It worked for the day picture but not for the night one.
superjer said:
I usually find slimes by just wandering around at very low Y-levels. There's almost always one or two in sight from the bottom of the main mine shaft in New Castleton.
Well, the problem is that they can only spawn in certain chunks, so I ended up just downloading a mod that told me if I was in a chunk where they could spawn. I know it's cheating but in this world I'm really just playing to build some stuff so I don't really mind cheating a bit. I mean, I mostly play on Peaceful anyway, so it's not really a world where I'd be challenging myself a lot.
Anyway I now have my very own slime farm that took me a few hours to make. But it does bring the slimes to the surface, so I don't have to go down to the cave where they spawn every time, so I'm quite happy with it.
Truck
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RMF: http://www.mediafire.com/?kpw2pk31kauapl5
BSP: http://www.mediafire.com/?lr78dhiunc1hgtn
Hey, I'm making an jailbreak map, and my cage, doesn't want to cooperate with me
The button only work 1 time, then it freezes... Check if you can fix it please.
BSP: http://www.mediafire.com/?lr78dhiunc1hgtn
Hey, I'm making an jailbreak map, and my cage, doesn't want to cooperate with me
The button only work 1 time, then it freezes... Check if you can fix it please.
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buq25 said:
There might actually have been something with that first video...
I didn't get any sleep. I hate that
I didn't get any sleep. I hate that
Ahahahahaha... you know what's strange? I had one of the best nights of sleep I've had in a long time last night
User
This isn't something I discovered recently. Shut up. I discovered this a few months ago while watching Ghost Hound, which isn't as good as it should be because shit falls apart at the end and everyone for some damned reason stops caring about the main storyline.
Mayumi Kojima is like Yoko Kanno if Yoko Kanno sang all the time and if instead of knowing all of American music, she only knew jazz. Also she's real, but hardly anyone knows about her even in Japan and if you do you're pretty much a hipster. I qualify for hipster dual citizenship and you can go to hell.
But first, listen to Poltergeist.
Mayumi Kojima is like Yoko Kanno if Yoko Kanno sang all the time and if instead of knowing all of American music, she only knew jazz. Also she's real, but hardly anyone knows about her even in Japan and if you do you're pretty much a hipster. I qualify for hipster dual citizenship and you can go to hell.
But first, listen to Poltergeist.
Sick vid
User
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buq25 said:
Yawn, you made me tired.
Seriously though, I usually have issues sleeping. That video won't change anything since it wasn't actually freaky, it was annoying as hell. It was too straight in your face, no shocking.
Watch the movie Paranormal Activity, it has not much shocks, so when it does shock you, it's scary as hell. It's like the oposite of that video.
Seriously though, I usually have issues sleeping. That video won't change anything since it wasn't actually freaky, it was annoying as hell. It was too straight in your face, no shocking.
Watch the movie Paranormal Activity, it has not much shocks, so when it does shock you, it's scary as hell. It's like the oposite of that video.
I've seen paranormal activity, and laughed throughout the whole thing... movies like that just aren't scary to me. More funny than anything.
The vid I posted didn't scare me either... not many videos/movies do.
The exceptions to that would be:
Sick vid
And for whatever reason, this:
Sick vid
Also, the first time I watched 13 ghosts, I was pretty scared.
User
A long hike would be neat, but... we have jobs.
I make up for it by going pretty much whenever I have time off. Take pictures and you will be allowed to join the official coterie facebook page! OH FUCKING BOY.
I make up for it by going pretty much whenever I have time off. Take pictures and you will be allowed to join the official coterie facebook page! OH FUCKING BOY.
Truck
User
Sick vid
This song was following me around yesterday. First I listened to the whole album that it's on, then they played this song on KUGS a couple times, and then it was playing at Dakota Art when I went there after work. Sooo good. It's been a long time, long time now, since I've seen your smiiiiiiiile...
User
That's way the fuck out there.
We're planning on going to LittlePendejo Bandera Mountain. It's close-ish and supposed to be a good seven-mile roundtrip and not super steep or anything. Considering that we didn't get to Pilchuck until 2:15 or so the idea of us all getting together to go to Winthrop in time to do anything relevant seems insane.
We're planning on going to Little
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Rattlesnake Mountain with AaronJer, NatureJay, and Nezumi:
DeerJer on Tiger Monutain:
AaronJer at Tiger 3, Tiger mountain (Tiger 2 and radio tower in background):
Alets and AaronJer having a great time at Tiger 3:
Alets ending it all by the grave site near Tiger 3:
SuperJer near the Alets grave incident location:
AaronJer at Tiger 2 inhaling diesel fumes deeply:
Nature and Nez on Mount Pilchuck near the decision fork:
Nature and Nez after making the wrong decision (this is much steeper than it looks):
Nature making an even worse decision:
Nature and Nez getting out of the snow for a bit:
NatureJay is "Almost There":
You probably can't see him but Camo Nez is in this picture:
DeerJer on Tiger Monutain:
AaronJer at Tiger 3, Tiger mountain (Tiger 2 and radio tower in background):
Alets and AaronJer having a great time at Tiger 3:
Alets ending it all by the grave site near Tiger 3:
SuperJer near the Alets grave incident location:
AaronJer at Tiger 2 inhaling diesel fumes deeply:
Nature and Nez on Mount Pilchuck near the decision fork:
Nature and Nez after making the wrong decision (this is much steeper than it looks):
Nature making an even worse decision:
Nature and Nez getting out of the snow for a bit:
NatureJay is "Almost There":
You probably can't see him but Camo Nez is in this picture:
Truck
User
help. :)
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** Executing...
** Command: Change Directory
** Parameters: "D:\Games\Counter-Strike 1.6"
** Executing...
** Command: E:\Rizal\Project CS 2\MAPPER\hlcsg.exe
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes"
Unknown option "2\MAPPER\hlcsg.exe"
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
-= hlcsg Options =-
-nowadtextures : include all used textures into bsp
-wadinclude file : place textures used from wad specified into bsp
-noclip : don't create clipping hull
-noclipeconomy : turn clipnode economy mode off
-onlyents : do an entity update from .map to .bsp
-noskyclip : disable automatic clipping of SKY brushes
-tiny # : minmum brush face surface area before it is discarded
-brushunion # : threshold to warn about overlapping brushes
-hullfile file : Reads in custom collision hull dimensions
-texdata # : Alter maximum texture memory limit (in kb)
-chart : display bsp statitics
-low | -high : run program an altered priority level
-nolog : don't generate the compile logfiles
-threads # : manually specify the number of threads to run
-estimate : display estimated time during compile
-verbose : compile with verbose messages
-noinfo : Do not show tool configuration information
-nonulltex : Turns off null texture stripping
-dev # : compile with developer message
-wadconfig name : Specify a configuration to use from wad.cfg
-wadcfgfile path : Manually specify a path to the wad.cfg file
-wadautodetect : Force auto-detection of wadfiles
mapfile : The mapfile to compile
** Executing...
** Command: E:\Rizal\Project CS 2\MAPPER\hlbsp.exe
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes"
Unknown option "2\MAPPER\hlbsp.exe"
hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
-= hlbsp Options =-
-leakonly : Run BSP only enough to check for LEAKs
-subdivide # : Sets the face subdivide size
-maxnodesize # : Sets the maximum portal node size
-notjunc : Don't break edges on t-junctions (not for final runs)
-noclip : Don't process the clipping hull (not for final runs)
-nofill : Don't fill outside (will mask LEAKs) (not for final runs)
-texdata # : Alter maximum texture memory limit (in kb)
-chart : display bsp statitics
-low | -high : run program an altered priority level
-nolog : don't generate the compile logfiles
-threads # : manually specify the number of threads to run
-estimate : display estimated time during compile
-nonulltex : Don't strip NULL faces
-verbose : compile with verbose messages
-noinfo : Do not show tool configuration information
-dev # : compile with developer message
mapfile : The mapfile to compile
** Executing...
** Command: E:\Rizal\Project CS 2\MAPPER\hlvis.exe
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes"
Unknown option "2\MAPPER\hlvis.exe"
hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
-= hlvis Options =-
-full : Full vis
-fast : Fast vis
-texdata # : Alter maximum texture memory limit (in kb)
-chart : display bsp statitics
-low | -high : run program an altered priority level
-nolog : don't generate the compile logfiles
-threads # : manually specify the number of threads to run
-estimate : display estimated time during compile
-maxdistance # : Alter the maximum distance for visibility
-verbose : compile with verbose messages
-noinfo : Do not show tool configuration information
-dev # : compile with developer message
mapfile : The mapfile to compile
** Executing...
** Command: E:\Rizal\Project CS 2\MAPPER\hlrad.exe
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes"
Unknown option "2\MAPPER\hlrad.exe"
hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
-= hlrad Options =-
-sparse : Enable low memory vismatrix algorithm
-nomatrix : Disable usage of vismatrix entirely
-extra : Improve lighting quality by doing 9 point oversampling
-bounce # : Set number of radiosity bounces
-ambient r g b : Set ambient world light (0.0 to 1.0, r g b)
-maxlight # : Set maximum light intensity value
-circus : Enable 'circus' mode for locating unlit lightmaps
-nopaque : Disable the opaque zhlt_lightflags for this compile
-smooth # : Set smoothing threshold for blending (in degrees)
-chop # : Set radiosity patch size for normal textures
-texchop # : Set radiosity patch size for texture light faces
-notexscale # : Do not scale radiosity patches with texture scale
-coring # : Set lighting threshold before blackness
-dlight # : Set direct lighting threshold
-nolerp : Disable radiosity interpolation, nearest point instead
-fade # : Set global fade (larger values = shorter lights)
-falloff # : Set global falloff mode (1 = inv linear, 2 = inv square)
-scale # : Set global light scaling value
-gamma # : Set global gamma value
-sky # : Set ambient sunlight contribution in the shade outside
-lights file : Manually specify a lights.rad file to use
-noskyfix : Disable light_environment being global
-incremental : Use or create an incremental transfer list file
-dump : Dumps light patches to a file for hlrad debugging info
-texdata # : Alter maximum texture memory limit (in kb)
-chart : display bsp statitics
-low | -high : run program an altered priority level
-nolog : Do not generate the compile logfiles
-threads # : manually specify the number of threads to run
-estimate : display estimated time during compile
-verbose : compile with verbose messages
-noinfo : Do not show tool configuration information
-dev # : compile with developer message
-colourgamma r g b : Sets different gamma values for r, g, b
-colourscale r g b : Sets different lightscale values for r, g ,b
-colourjitter r g b : Adds noise, independent colours, for dithering
-jitter r g b : Adds noise, monochromatic, for dithering
-nodiffuse : Disables light_environment diffuse hack
-nospotpoints : Disables light_spot spherical point sources
-softlight r g b d : Scaling values for backwards-light hack
-customshadowwithbounce : Enables custom shadows with bounce light
-rgbtransfers : Enables RGB Transfers (for custom shadows)
mapfile : The mapfile to compile
** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes.bsp" "D:\Games\Counter-Strike 1.6\cstrike\maps\tes.bsp"
The command failed. Windows reported the error:
"The system cannot find the file specified."
** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes.pts" "D:\Games\Counter-Strike 1.6\cstrike\maps\tes.pts"
The command failed. Windows reported the error:
"The system cannot find the file specified."
** Executing...
** Command: D:\Games\Counter-Strike 1.6\hl.exe
** Parameters: +map "tes" -game cstrike -dev -console +deathmatch 1
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well, its not mine at all.
its belongs to my friend.
I dont know compiler problem.
because I never had a problem when compiling.
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** Executing...
** Command: Change Directory
** Parameters: "D:\Games\Counter-Strike 1.6"
** Executing...
** Command: E:\Rizal\Project CS 2\MAPPER\hlcsg.exe
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes"
Unknown option "2\MAPPER\hlcsg.exe"
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
-= hlcsg Options =-
-nowadtextures : include all used textures into bsp
-wadinclude file : place textures used from wad specified into bsp
-noclip : don't create clipping hull
-noclipeconomy : turn clipnode economy mode off
-onlyents : do an entity update from .map to .bsp
-noskyclip : disable automatic clipping of SKY brushes
-tiny # : minmum brush face surface area before it is discarded
-brushunion # : threshold to warn about overlapping brushes
-hullfile file : Reads in custom collision hull dimensions
-texdata # : Alter maximum texture memory limit (in kb)
-chart : display bsp statitics
-low | -high : run program an altered priority level
-nolog : don't generate the compile logfiles
-threads # : manually specify the number of threads to run
-estimate : display estimated time during compile
-verbose : compile with verbose messages
-noinfo : Do not show tool configuration information
-nonulltex : Turns off null texture stripping
-dev # : compile with developer message
-wadconfig name : Specify a configuration to use from wad.cfg
-wadcfgfile path : Manually specify a path to the wad.cfg file
-wadautodetect : Force auto-detection of wadfiles
mapfile : The mapfile to compile
** Executing...
** Command: E:\Rizal\Project CS 2\MAPPER\hlbsp.exe
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes"
Unknown option "2\MAPPER\hlbsp.exe"
hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
-= hlbsp Options =-
-leakonly : Run BSP only enough to check for LEAKs
-subdivide # : Sets the face subdivide size
-maxnodesize # : Sets the maximum portal node size
-notjunc : Don't break edges on t-junctions (not for final runs)
-noclip : Don't process the clipping hull (not for final runs)
-nofill : Don't fill outside (will mask LEAKs) (not for final runs)
-texdata # : Alter maximum texture memory limit (in kb)
-chart : display bsp statitics
-low | -high : run program an altered priority level
-nolog : don't generate the compile logfiles
-threads # : manually specify the number of threads to run
-estimate : display estimated time during compile
-nonulltex : Don't strip NULL faces
-verbose : compile with verbose messages
-noinfo : Do not show tool configuration information
-dev # : compile with developer message
mapfile : The mapfile to compile
** Executing...
** Command: E:\Rizal\Project CS 2\MAPPER\hlvis.exe
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes"
Unknown option "2\MAPPER\hlvis.exe"
hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
-= hlvis Options =-
-full : Full vis
-fast : Fast vis
-texdata # : Alter maximum texture memory limit (in kb)
-chart : display bsp statitics
-low | -high : run program an altered priority level
-nolog : don't generate the compile logfiles
-threads # : manually specify the number of threads to run
-estimate : display estimated time during compile
-maxdistance # : Alter the maximum distance for visibility
-verbose : compile with verbose messages
-noinfo : Do not show tool configuration information
-dev # : compile with developer message
mapfile : The mapfile to compile
** Executing...
** Command: E:\Rizal\Project CS 2\MAPPER\hlrad.exe
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes"
Unknown option "2\MAPPER\hlrad.exe"
hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
-= hlrad Options =-
-sparse : Enable low memory vismatrix algorithm
-nomatrix : Disable usage of vismatrix entirely
-extra : Improve lighting quality by doing 9 point oversampling
-bounce # : Set number of radiosity bounces
-ambient r g b : Set ambient world light (0.0 to 1.0, r g b)
-maxlight # : Set maximum light intensity value
-circus : Enable 'circus' mode for locating unlit lightmaps
-nopaque : Disable the opaque zhlt_lightflags for this compile
-smooth # : Set smoothing threshold for blending (in degrees)
-chop # : Set radiosity patch size for normal textures
-texchop # : Set radiosity patch size for texture light faces
-notexscale # : Do not scale radiosity patches with texture scale
-coring # : Set lighting threshold before blackness
-dlight # : Set direct lighting threshold
-nolerp : Disable radiosity interpolation, nearest point instead
-fade # : Set global fade (larger values = shorter lights)
-falloff # : Set global falloff mode (1 = inv linear, 2 = inv square)
-scale # : Set global light scaling value
-gamma # : Set global gamma value
-sky # : Set ambient sunlight contribution in the shade outside
-lights file : Manually specify a lights.rad file to use
-noskyfix : Disable light_environment being global
-incremental : Use or create an incremental transfer list file
-dump : Dumps light patches to a file for hlrad debugging info
-texdata # : Alter maximum texture memory limit (in kb)
-chart : display bsp statitics
-low | -high : run program an altered priority level
-nolog : Do not generate the compile logfiles
-threads # : manually specify the number of threads to run
-estimate : display estimated time during compile
-verbose : compile with verbose messages
-noinfo : Do not show tool configuration information
-dev # : compile with developer message
-colourgamma r g b : Sets different gamma values for r, g, b
-colourscale r g b : Sets different lightscale values for r, g ,b
-colourjitter r g b : Adds noise, independent colours, for dithering
-jitter r g b : Adds noise, monochromatic, for dithering
-nodiffuse : Disables light_environment diffuse hack
-nospotpoints : Disables light_spot spherical point sources
-softlight r g b d : Scaling values for backwards-light hack
-customshadowwithbounce : Enables custom shadows with bounce light
-rgbtransfers : Enables RGB Transfers (for custom shadows)
mapfile : The mapfile to compile
** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes.bsp" "D:\Games\Counter-Strike 1.6\cstrike\maps\tes.bsp"
The command failed. Windows reported the error:
"The system cannot find the file specified."
** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "e:\rizal\project cs 2\mapper\tes.pts" "D:\Games\Counter-Strike 1.6\cstrike\maps\tes.pts"
The command failed. Windows reported the error:
"The system cannot find the file specified."
** Executing...
** Command: D:\Games\Counter-Strike 1.6\hl.exe
** Parameters: +map "tes" -game cstrike -dev -console +deathmatch 1
============================================================
well, its not mine at all.
its belongs to my friend.
I dont know compiler problem.
because I never had a problem when compiling.
Truck
User
Down Rodeo said:
Isn't it normally 192.168.1.100?
Quote:
The internal, LAN-IP address is normally set to a default, private number. Linksys routers, for example, use 192.168.1.1 for their internal IP address. D-Link and Netgear routers typically use 192.168.0.1. Some US Robotics routers use 192.168.123.254, and some SMC routers use 192.168.2.1. No matter the brand of router, its default internal IP address is listed in the manufacturer's documentation. Administrators have the option to change this IP address during router setup or at any time later.
From http://compnetworking.about.com/od/workingwithipaddresses/f/getrouteripaddr.htm
Truck
User
I set up a static IP (this time without getting blocked), but now for some reason I can't connect to the internal IP address of my router as I'm supposed to. I tried connecting to 192.168.100.1, but it didn't work in any of the 3 internet browsers I used (Chrome, Firefox, IE). Am I missing something?
Truck
User
Sick vid
I don't mind
If you come around
And drink up all my wine
Wouldn't be the first time
Truck
User
I thought I had already replied to this but I guess not. Oh well, I present for your reading pleasure for the first time again:
I tried all sorts of combinations of height, min-height, and max-height to no avail. The only solutions I found were either javascript or this one kinda janky CSS hack that didn't do exactly what I wanted - it wouldn't expand up to the bottom of the main content when there was more whitespace above the fold than the min-height of the footer, it only made sure the footer was on the bottom.
I think the more time passes the less I worry about using javascript for compatibility reasons, especially with all of the hot progressive enhancement techniques out there. While ultimately I decided to just draw the fixed-length footer right after the content (even if that means the footer is sometimes in the middle of the page with hella whitespace below it), I would have employed javascript if I was hellbent on this sweet-ass design feature.
Thanks!
I tried all sorts of combinations of height, min-height, and max-height to no avail. The only solutions I found were either javascript or this one kinda janky CSS hack that didn't do exactly what I wanted - it wouldn't expand up to the bottom of the main content when there was more whitespace above the fold than the min-height of the footer, it only made sure the footer was on the bottom.
I think the more time passes the less I worry about using javascript for compatibility reasons, especially with all of the hot progressive enhancement techniques out there. While ultimately I decided to just draw the fixed-length footer right after the content (even if that means the footer is sometimes in the middle of the page with hella whitespace below it), I would have employed javascript if I was hellbent on this sweet-ass design feature.
Thanks!
Truck
User
OK, I have a problem. My internet connection isn't working and I have reason to believe my ISP is to blame. Now it might be that the ISP's servers crashed or something, but it's more likely that they blocked us for some reason (it wouldn't be the first time that's happened - last time they did it because a virus on my mom's computer was sending out spam mail or something like that).
Before I call them I'd like to know if me trying to connect with a static IP and using port-forwarding software from http://portforward.com/ could be the reason for such a block (I might have also used a false username/password combination for the router, as I wasn't completely sure about it, it gave no errors though).
Before I call them I'd like to know if me trying to connect with a static IP and using port-forwarding software from http://portforward.com/ could be the reason for such a block (I might have also used a false username/password combination for the router, as I wasn't completely sure about it, it gave no errors though).
User
Really? Cuz I run my CS servers on different ports all the time, so I just figured that means it's possible... guess not though,you seem to know what you're talking about.
User
So I'm trying to run a cs server, and I got it running on my laptop, but on my desktop, I can't set up a virtual server or whatever with the same port, so that means I can't run them at the same time.
Help
Help
User
Remember that time when you could buy HL for a tenner, and that gave you CS, TFC, DOD, RICOCHET (my room mate actually has this installed, desktop icon and everything...nice to see you again, Y2K), HL:DM, and a warm fuzzy?
Also, microtransaction my life more, please.
Also, microtransaction my life more, please.
User
You can play in high level rooms, but they're full all of the time, and you need to get a gold membership, and usually the high level rooms are full with them and thats why you can't join :'(
User
Look I have one last question, every time I press the "export to .map" button the hammer editor stops working and windows shows me this window saying :"windows is checking for solutions", but I find the catpee.map file where I want it to be, could this be the problem?
User
fedex _ said:
and damn u have alot of steam games
Every time there's a Steam sale I buy all the games that are around less than $2.
This seems to happen a lot on Steam.
I've only played 3% of the games I own...
User
Oooh oooh oooh what time Saturday? I'm going to a concert at 9pm in Seattletown so I'll be in the uryaperiod
Edit: Also, Lake Serene on the 2 by Sultan? I'm assuming not the totally flat one in Lynnwood. That and the stairmaster thing. And your mother.
Edit: Also, Lake Serene on the 2 by Sultan? I'm assuming not the totally flat one in Lynnwood. That and the stairmaster thing. And your mother.
User
i played duke nukem forever demo , duke nukem 3d is still my favorite all time , i had it since PC , then on ps1 , then on xbox 360 arcade
duke rocks thats all
and damn u have alot of steam games
duke rocks thats all
and damn u have alot of steam games
User
superjer said:
I just played DN3D for a few levels and it's better than DNF in soooo many ways:
- The guns feel more powerful. They are LOUD and shit dies when you shoot it.
- There are secrets everywhere.
- Aliens react to getting shot. They get stunned and animate differently and they scream. Yay!
- You can kick and shoot an alien AT THE SAME TIME.
- It's not boring as fuck. The pacing is fast and intense. You have health!
- The levels are non-linear. You can explore.
- You can blow up dead bodies.
- The guns feel more powerful. They are LOUD and shit dies when you shoot it.
- There are secrets everywhere.
- Aliens react to getting shot. They get stunned and animate differently and they scream. Yay!
- You can kick and shoot an alien AT THE SAME TIME.
- It's not boring as fuck. The pacing is fast and intense. You have health!
- The levels are non-linear. You can explore.
- You can blow up dead bodies.
Go and beat the 3D Realms times in all levels.
User
I just played DN3D for a few levels and it's better than DNF in soooo many ways:
- The guns feel more powerful. They are LOUD and shit dies when you shoot it.
- There are secrets everywhere.
- Aliens react to getting shot. They get stunned and animate differently and they scream. Yay!
- You can kick and shoot an alien AT THE SAME TIME.
- It's not boring as fuck. The pacing is fast and intense. You have health!
- The levels are non-linear. You can explore.
- You can blow up dead bodies.
- The guns feel more powerful. They are LOUD and shit dies when you shoot it.
- There are secrets everywhere.
- Aliens react to getting shot. They get stunned and animate differently and they scream. Yay!
- You can kick and shoot an alien AT THE SAME TIME.
- It's not boring as fuck. The pacing is fast and intense. You have health!
- The levels are non-linear. You can explore.
- You can blow up dead bodies.
User
EXIT_SUCCESS and EXIT_FAILURE are guaranteed to be exit codes that indicate success and failure, respectively, on any platform.
As far as I know every platform uses 0 for success and anything else for failure, but I'd rather leave the decision up to the platform.
I like things that work 100% of the time.
printf always writes to stdout. fprintf lets you write to any FILE* you want. In this case, stderr.
You should always write error messages to stderr. For a whole lot of reasons.
As far as I know every platform uses 0 for success and anything else for failure, but I'd rather leave the decision up to the platform.
I like things that work 100% of the time.
printf always writes to stdout. fprintf lets you write to any FILE* you want. In this case, stderr.
You should always write error messages to stderr. For a whole lot of reasons.
Truck
User
T@RGET said:
Hi, I'm new to this forum and I have for a long time made maps for CS 1.6.
Is anyone from Serbia and knows Serbian?
sry, My English is bad: p
Is anyone from Serbia and knows Serbian?
sry, My English is bad: p
I guess?
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User
If I had time I would probably try out piwik or Open Web Analytics.
Both of those look awesome and are free/open source.
AWStats is very stoneage-y and definitely designed by a psychopath.
Both of those look awesome and are free/open source.
AWStats is very stoneage-y and definitely designed by a psychopath.
Truck
User
Hi, I'm new to the forum and for a long time right maps for CS 1.6.
Did anyone from Serbia and the Serbian knows?
sry, My English is bad: p
Did anyone from Serbia and the Serbian knows?
sry, My English is bad: p
Truck
User
Down Rodeo said:
Any time someone hits my website, I commission a small plane to paint their IP in the clouds using smoke trails.
Sounds like I'd need to get the Apache module for IPoAC support for that.
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User
Any time someone hits my website, I commission a small plane to paint their IP in the clouds using smoke trails.
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User
Yeah, that was kind of unusual. Most of the time if something is dangerous and seems capable of killing me, I'm quite aware of it, and probably trying to avoid it. In this case, I was just trying to destroy them. But they never seemed to be interested in hurting ME, just everyone else around me.
As for the boats, I don't know, but my mental process at the time was thinking "Maybe it was a tsunami or something," which didn't make sense given that they were coming from three different directions and there were no waves. Regardless, boats, rocketing all over the place.
As for the boats, I don't know, but my mental process at the time was thinking "Maybe it was a tsunami or something," which didn't make sense given that they were coming from three different directions and there were no waves. Regardless, boats, rocketing all over the place.
User
Golden Spike Hare Scramble pixxx
My room mate and I went to the Golden Spike Hare Scramble in Packwood this weekend. Basically a bunch of dirt bike riders all start at the same time and then try to do as many laps around the seven mile course as they can in an hour and a half. The course was a mix of wooded trails and abandoned warehouses. Fully epic!
My room mate and I went to the Golden Spike Hare Scramble in Packwood this weekend. Basically a bunch of dirt bike riders all start at the same time and then try to do as many laps around the seven mile course as they can in an hour and a half. The course was a mix of wooded trails and abandoned warehouses. Fully epic!
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I have been having really weird and intense dreams about once a month recently but i haven't had time to write them down until now because shut up i'm busy you can go to hell.
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my mind is playing a reunion show for a popular early 90s drama featuring rich teenagers and their problems. it is ten years later and, on the lam from legal issues, our heroine has fled the beaches of Malibu to live in a secluded cabin with her now dottering parents. she emerges through the front door of the cabin, beleaguered, in a daze. her hair is the color and brittleness of summer straw baled in a late August field. her jeans, which she has torn by hand just before arriving, reveal superficial, bleeding scratches made by her own hands, though she has wiped the blood off her nails. she descibes a terrible accident up at the road, just barely survived. she needs help. her patents, both in recliners, turn to each other and smile. from a nook draped off from the entrance, a man dressed like a butler with a surgical mask emerges carrying a silver tray with a vial of morphine, a tourniquet, and a hypodermic needle. our heroine dashes over to a third recliner in the other adjacent room, a sort of dentist's chair position in front of a television and a gumball machine. the butler rests the silver tray on the endtable and the girl readies the tourniquet with the ease, speed, and precision of someone with a long-term habit. she releases the opioid into her bloodstream and is gone.
just then, there comes a harsh knocking at the wooden door, which is kicked open amidst splinters. it is her old boyfriend, from years and years ago, though since we last saw him he has gained a hundred pounds (if not a couple hundred), a few chins, and several folds. his days as a star quarterback seem like a distant, fevered dream. our heroine's parents exchange nervous glances, still say nothing. the ex-boyfriend, seeing his love-turned nemesis, grabs her by the shoulders and begins shaking her. "YOU DID THIS TO ME!" he says. he refers to another accident, many years ago, that he claims resulted in his weight gain, though we as objective viewers are to understand it to be a glandular problem as the result of a botched cosmetic surgery. he continues to scream at her. he screams so loud that the camera is able to go through his mouth and esophagus and view the contents of his stomach, where we find several packs worth of half-digested cigarettes.
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the day before the man says that the world is supposed to end, i dream that the rapture has already come and gone, months ago. since then, it's mostly been snow. it's now getting towards May again and as i look outside to the backyard (which now overlooks the stadium of a high school), all i see is a swirl of clouds, as dark at mid-day as the worst storm you've ever seen, no sign of light, just snow. i sip at a mug of something, likely cocoa, and look at the clouds again. there's cruise ship that emerges from the clouds, one of those giant ones the make round-the-world circuits that are several stories tall and capable of going months without seeing port. all of its lights are on and flickering against the haze. it crashes, bearing west, into the ravine of the stadium. moments later, an airplane crashes in the distance, then a tanker. some kind of battleship manages to clear my house just barely and then crash into the stadium at a perpendicular to the cruise ship. the clouds begin to clear a bit, for the first time in months, and figuring i have nothing better to do, i head out to investigate.
around the site, i find a couple, a man with glasses and a blue, plaid shirt and a woman with long dark hair, face down, whom i presume to be his girlfriend. the man is smiling. i reach my hand out to turn him over, but he catches flame, and continues burning until there is nothing left. his girlfriend does the same. maneuvering around the wreckage, i see a japanese man with long hair and a goatee, wearing a leather jacket. he sees me and starts to run, another survivor stumbles into his path and is pushed out of the way, at which point the survivor falls and also burns away into nothing. i don't have any better idea of what's going on than i did before, but i begin to suspect that this man has answers. i chase him up to the house and, lacking other options, find a dish of water that hasn't been frozen over yet and throw it at him. the water hits him and he begins to catch fire, quickly patting out the flames before resuming the run around the house. i manage to find other sources of water, taps, buckets, and within a few short minutes have doused and engulfed him so many times that he's collapsed, sizzling on the lawn, and makes no attempt to get up. i figure that i've either incapacitated or killed him and begin to wonder if the other crashed vessels didn't have something similar going on.
the weather has cleared up and everything is trying to be green again. i walk down into the valley beyond the stadium, past a police station, and find a large hardware store. since the rapture, most people have been looking for ways to busy themselves, or at least keep themselves from dying pitiful deaths, so home improvement has been a big thing to do. people have to do something. i follow certain instincts and head inside. behind the counter is a man in the clothes of a cop, but they don't quite fit him. he is tall, lean, has a shaved head. he talks to another man, heavyset and in his late 50s, also wearing a uniform. a third man, who resembles the fire man i found at the cruise ship closely enough to be an older brother, stands beside them, his hand folded behind his back. they talk secretively, the younger cop seems to complain of some awkwardness in their arrival. i begin to suspect them. the asian man looks at me and then puts his hand out to grab the shoulder of a passing customer, who like every other person these men have touched to this point, smiles and then burns.
the tactic is either one of intimidation or diversion, but the younger man seems confused by the proceedings, and stays put while the other two scramble away. i grab a bottle of water from a counter nearby, unscrew it, and toss it at the stationary man, but he is nothing more than soaked. water isn't going to work on this one. i try fire and cobble together something out of paint thinner and some sparks from a wiring cable i've torn off the wall. that works, and the man is incapacitated.
i check behind me and see the older, burly man. thwoing the cable at him produces no effect, and he picks up a nearby customer, who has the same fate befall him as every other, and throws the customer at me. it seems that they're just trying to rile me up now by causing as many casualties as they can. i manage to knock a barrel off the shelf onto the burly man, but he's only stunned momentarily and moves on. the two remaining men move to exit, and i see the first man, the hydrophobic one, join them at the automatic door. he seems to have recovered.
i conclude that they are feeding on the humans nearby and one had to have bumped into him. they leave and i figure myself to be in for a long day, but i'm able to conclude very little else. i don't know, for example, what these men are or why they are here, but i remember hearing reports of other parts of the world winking out of existence these past months. i also don't know what motivates them, or why everyone seems to be smiling as they turn to cinders. i don't know if they are good or evil, only that i'm trying to stop them.
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my mind is playing a reunion show for a popular early 90s drama featuring rich teenagers and their problems. it is ten years later and, on the lam from legal issues, our heroine has fled the beaches of Malibu to live in a secluded cabin with her now dottering parents. she emerges through the front door of the cabin, beleaguered, in a daze. her hair is the color and brittleness of summer straw baled in a late August field. her jeans, which she has torn by hand just before arriving, reveal superficial, bleeding scratches made by her own hands, though she has wiped the blood off her nails. she descibes a terrible accident up at the road, just barely survived. she needs help. her patents, both in recliners, turn to each other and smile. from a nook draped off from the entrance, a man dressed like a butler with a surgical mask emerges carrying a silver tray with a vial of morphine, a tourniquet, and a hypodermic needle. our heroine dashes over to a third recliner in the other adjacent room, a sort of dentist's chair position in front of a television and a gumball machine. the butler rests the silver tray on the endtable and the girl readies the tourniquet with the ease, speed, and precision of someone with a long-term habit. she releases the opioid into her bloodstream and is gone.
just then, there comes a harsh knocking at the wooden door, which is kicked open amidst splinters. it is her old boyfriend, from years and years ago, though since we last saw him he has gained a hundred pounds (if not a couple hundred), a few chins, and several folds. his days as a star quarterback seem like a distant, fevered dream. our heroine's parents exchange nervous glances, still say nothing. the ex-boyfriend, seeing his love-turned nemesis, grabs her by the shoulders and begins shaking her. "YOU DID THIS TO ME!" he says. he refers to another accident, many years ago, that he claims resulted in his weight gain, though we as objective viewers are to understand it to be a glandular problem as the result of a botched cosmetic surgery. he continues to scream at her. he screams so loud that the camera is able to go through his mouth and esophagus and view the contents of his stomach, where we find several packs worth of half-digested cigarettes.
--------------------------------------------------------
the day before the man says that the world is supposed to end, i dream that the rapture has already come and gone, months ago. since then, it's mostly been snow. it's now getting towards May again and as i look outside to the backyard (which now overlooks the stadium of a high school), all i see is a swirl of clouds, as dark at mid-day as the worst storm you've ever seen, no sign of light, just snow. i sip at a mug of something, likely cocoa, and look at the clouds again. there's cruise ship that emerges from the clouds, one of those giant ones the make round-the-world circuits that are several stories tall and capable of going months without seeing port. all of its lights are on and flickering against the haze. it crashes, bearing west, into the ravine of the stadium. moments later, an airplane crashes in the distance, then a tanker. some kind of battleship manages to clear my house just barely and then crash into the stadium at a perpendicular to the cruise ship. the clouds begin to clear a bit, for the first time in months, and figuring i have nothing better to do, i head out to investigate.
around the site, i find a couple, a man with glasses and a blue, plaid shirt and a woman with long dark hair, face down, whom i presume to be his girlfriend. the man is smiling. i reach my hand out to turn him over, but he catches flame, and continues burning until there is nothing left. his girlfriend does the same. maneuvering around the wreckage, i see a japanese man with long hair and a goatee, wearing a leather jacket. he sees me and starts to run, another survivor stumbles into his path and is pushed out of the way, at which point the survivor falls and also burns away into nothing. i don't have any better idea of what's going on than i did before, but i begin to suspect that this man has answers. i chase him up to the house and, lacking other options, find a dish of water that hasn't been frozen over yet and throw it at him. the water hits him and he begins to catch fire, quickly patting out the flames before resuming the run around the house. i manage to find other sources of water, taps, buckets, and within a few short minutes have doused and engulfed him so many times that he's collapsed, sizzling on the lawn, and makes no attempt to get up. i figure that i've either incapacitated or killed him and begin to wonder if the other crashed vessels didn't have something similar going on.
the weather has cleared up and everything is trying to be green again. i walk down into the valley beyond the stadium, past a police station, and find a large hardware store. since the rapture, most people have been looking for ways to busy themselves, or at least keep themselves from dying pitiful deaths, so home improvement has been a big thing to do. people have to do something. i follow certain instincts and head inside. behind the counter is a man in the clothes of a cop, but they don't quite fit him. he is tall, lean, has a shaved head. he talks to another man, heavyset and in his late 50s, also wearing a uniform. a third man, who resembles the fire man i found at the cruise ship closely enough to be an older brother, stands beside them, his hand folded behind his back. they talk secretively, the younger cop seems to complain of some awkwardness in their arrival. i begin to suspect them. the asian man looks at me and then puts his hand out to grab the shoulder of a passing customer, who like every other person these men have touched to this point, smiles and then burns.
the tactic is either one of intimidation or diversion, but the younger man seems confused by the proceedings, and stays put while the other two scramble away. i grab a bottle of water from a counter nearby, unscrew it, and toss it at the stationary man, but he is nothing more than soaked. water isn't going to work on this one. i try fire and cobble together something out of paint thinner and some sparks from a wiring cable i've torn off the wall. that works, and the man is incapacitated.
i check behind me and see the older, burly man. thwoing the cable at him produces no effect, and he picks up a nearby customer, who has the same fate befall him as every other, and throws the customer at me. it seems that they're just trying to rile me up now by causing as many casualties as they can. i manage to knock a barrel off the shelf onto the burly man, but he's only stunned momentarily and moves on. the two remaining men move to exit, and i see the first man, the hydrophobic one, join them at the automatic door. he seems to have recovered.
i conclude that they are feeding on the humans nearby and one had to have bumped into him. they leave and i figure myself to be in for a long day, but i'm able to conclude very little else. i don't know, for example, what these men are or why they are here, but i remember hearing reports of other parts of the world winking out of existence these past months. i also don't know what motivates them, or why everyone seems to be smiling as they turn to cinders. i don't know if they are good or evil, only that i'm trying to stop them.
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He had no time left to go down the ladder, the only way was to get down to the yellow container by falling into those metal railings so you won't lose hp, but he didn't know how to do it, so everyone started laughing and screaming on the mic...
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Well , I haven't used Microsoft's Outlook in a long ass time....
I forgot how to set it up with hotmail , anybody know how to set it up cause I hate going on hotmail.com it's too slow
I forgot how to set it up with hotmail , anybody know how to set it up cause I hate going on hotmail.com it's too slow
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yes...?
Is it the 8(?) day response time?
Y I NO UNDERSTAND?
Is it the 8(?) day response time?
Y I NO UNDERSTAND?
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theodoros95 said:
I have a little problem. I can't see textures on models.
If you've applied them, you should be able to see them when you render the scene out.
Idk about C4D, but in 3ds max there is a button in the material browser that is the "show material in viewport" button, which toggles on and off the ability to see the materials in the viewport...
But as DR suggested, you should definitely be following tutorials, especially if this is your first time using a 3d software.
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I could do next Friday evening, or some time in June.
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What is a link that this happened to you with? If you can provide an example we can try to replicate it ourselves. Or take a screenshot the next time it happens and post it here.
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Thanks very much :D, i've been looking at this for a long time.
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Big companies get hacked all the time, most of them are just really quiet about it.
Take for example, Facebook. I know a kid that hacked Facebook and was able to delete any group that he wanted. A day later, Facebook fixed it, and wouldn't admit that there was a vulnerability there to begin with
But, I'm rather disappointed at how long it is taking Sony to fix this issue. On one hand, I wanna give them slack, cuz of the tsunami and whatnot... but on the other hand, they were already planning on moving servers, so you'd think they would have at least been a little prepared to do it
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phoenix_r said:
Besides this, it seems like you would need to script something that's executed whenever you make a new connection that would look at maybe the MAC of the AP and comment/uncomment based on that.
IDK, ask Kilroy m(*u*)m
Yeah, I thinking writing some sort of script like that is pretty much the only way I'm gonna get this to work.
Cuz here's what's happening: I go to my domain name, godaddy (who handles my DNS) says "It looks like you're trying to go to rockbombsdomain.com, the IP for that site is xx.xxx.xxx.xx". Then my comp tries to connect to that IP. Only problem is, if I put my own IP into my address bar, it takes me to my router setting page, and as far as I know there's no way to change that in my router (I went through every single option on the router trying to find it xD).
So, either I take the time to write up a program that will do it, or I just deal with it 'til I can afford a new, non-shit router
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I just had an awesome idea, but I have no idea how to go about executing it... or if it can even be done, for that matter.
Basically I want something that will check the IP of the current network I'm in, and depending on the IP have my hosts file change.
Currently I have to manually go in and edit my hosts file every time I enter/leave my home network, in order to access my websites... this is annoying and I want to find an automated way to get aroudn this
Basically I want something that will check the IP of the current network I'm in, and depending on the IP have my hosts file change.
Currently I have to manually go in and edit my hosts file every time I enter/leave my home network, in order to access my websites... this is annoying and I want to find an automated way to get aroudn this
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2009 Jun 6
2010 Jan 21
2010 Jun 5
how much improvement?
EDIT: i should of took 5 tests and averaged them. every time.
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I had a rough time finding the perfect laptop, I wanted it to fit for watching movies, which is Storage & processor. I wanted to play some games, Minecraft, Starcraft, Portal etc. And I wanted to have a laptop to study on. I browsed alot and found a perfect combination (almost)
The Hewlett Packard DV60000,
I went to a computer store and bought it for Approx. 600$ ( I live in Denmark, in DKK it's 4500,- But it was a sale day and I had a gift card) I went home spended alot of time setting everything up, anti-virus, personal settings, Getting rid of preinstalled shit etc.
I installed all my games and went happy. Until.............
I plugged my gamermouse into the laptop, and I saw that it worked super. Now usually I don't unplug my usb's so I just Shut down the pc. Completely. And went to do some other stuff. I returned and pressed the start up button. All LED lights went on and i could her the fan working. Uh-oh The screen never responded, it remained black. Thats when I went googling. This PC has alot of bugs. HP failed completely it works perfectly when you got it started up, but it has some physical bugs. If you plug a internet-cabel into it, you wont be able to pull it out unless you use a knife etc. to lever it out.
Theres many versions of the DV6, my brother has a thicker more expensive one. And i have the cheapest and thinnest one.
the Dv6 Series is bugged, but good and reasonable.
I haven't checked if theres a latest fix..
I forgot my conclusion but I g2g.
The Hewlett Packard DV60000,
I went to a computer store and bought it for Approx. 600$ ( I live in Denmark, in DKK it's 4500,- But it was a sale day and I had a gift card) I went home spended alot of time setting everything up, anti-virus, personal settings, Getting rid of preinstalled shit etc.
I installed all my games and went happy. Until.............
I plugged my gamermouse into the laptop, and I saw that it worked super. Now usually I don't unplug my usb's so I just Shut down the pc. Completely. And went to do some other stuff. I returned and pressed the start up button. All LED lights went on and i could her the fan working. Uh-oh The screen never responded, it remained black. Thats when I went googling. This PC has alot of bugs. HP failed completely it works perfectly when you got it started up, but it has some physical bugs. If you plug a internet-cabel into it, you wont be able to pull it out unless you use a knife etc. to lever it out.
Theres many versions of the DV6, my brother has a thicker more expensive one. And i have the cheapest and thinnest one.
the Dv6 Series is bugged, but good and reasonable.
I haven't checked if theres a latest fix..
I forgot my conclusion but I g2g.
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That's weird. Every time I make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich I just get full.
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Rockbomb said:
Cuz the half life engine blows dick.
it does, no lie. i tried to google something while in game and it froze every time.
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Yeah, in the end we made the survey using FB Poll.
So if anyone feels like helping out, here's a link, it's a shorter poll than I expected it to be, so it shouldn't take too much time to answer:
http://apps.facebook.com/my-surveys/piracy
So if anyone feels like helping out, here's a link, it's a shorter poll than I expected it to be, so it shouldn't take too much time to answer:
http://apps.facebook.com/my-surveys/piracy
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How are you intended to store the results?
That is, where is PHP going to write the results to?
A database would be nice.
Failing that, maybe just send off an email each time someone finishes a survey?
Personally, I'd just make one big form on a page, with a submit button at the end. If you need to only show 1 question at a time, then use jQuery.
The form should then just POST to a PHP script that dumps the $_POST array to a database or an email.
If you know PHP/JS already, this would take less than an hour. But if you don't it could take quite a long time.
That is, where is PHP going to write the results to?
A database would be nice.
Failing that, maybe just send off an email each time someone finishes a survey?
Personally, I'd just make one big form on a page, with a submit button at the end. If you need to only show 1 question at a time, then use jQuery.
The form should then just POST to a PHP script that dumps the $_POST array to a database or an email.
If you know PHP/JS already, this would take less than an hour. But if you don't it could take quite a long time.
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You have to be able to deselect your hero so that you can select minions instead. I always random as well if given the option. If it's an -sd or -rd I'll usually just pick whatever is best for my team.
You should always play random characters when you first start playing the game. It's the only way to get a feel for all the characters and know how to deal with them when you're against them. The only case in which you should pick a hero is if you're playing with a team you know against a team that knows each other as well. Either that or everyone on your team picked ranged support or mid game characters and you have to pick a melee stunner to carry the team.
I agree about the item shop being worse, but it's still entirely tolerable. The hero models you just get used to. It was probably a long time ago but it was just as hard to get used to the heroes in DotA as well. Although it helped if you'd already played a lot of WC3.
And come on, SRAW. The network issues? HoN has DotA beat so hard all the rest of the stuff feels like useless fluff. I mean, the item shop is a little bit of a mess... BIG DEAL, you can fucking finish the game without half the players disconnecting! You can also find matches suitable to your skill level and people that dc on purpose don't get to play! It's awesome!
Anyway, essentially, LoL is DotA/HoN for noobs. It's like TF2 to FF or TFC. Everything is simplified and the skill ceiling is dragged kicking and screaming down to just above the floor. Being moderately proficient at playing DotA/HoN as it is, I could never play LoL. It's like putting the training wheels and floaters on simultaneously and then having my mom hold my hand while I play.
To answer your question about free HoN, I got a beta key. There are also other ways to play it free that I have never looked into because I got a beta key. I did pay for the game anyway, but I didn't have to, it just deserved my money.
Also... yeah... what the fuck IS with how cartoony LoL is? It out-cartooned DotA by a long shot, and DotA is pretty fucking cartoony.
You should always play random characters when you first start playing the game. It's the only way to get a feel for all the characters and know how to deal with them when you're against them. The only case in which you should pick a hero is if you're playing with a team you know against a team that knows each other as well. Either that or everyone on your team picked ranged support or mid game characters and you have to pick a melee stunner to carry the team.
I agree about the item shop being worse, but it's still entirely tolerable. The hero models you just get used to. It was probably a long time ago but it was just as hard to get used to the heroes in DotA as well. Although it helped if you'd already played a lot of WC3.
And come on, SRAW. The network issues? HoN has DotA beat so hard all the rest of the stuff feels like useless fluff. I mean, the item shop is a little bit of a mess... BIG DEAL, you can fucking finish the game without half the players disconnecting! You can also find matches suitable to your skill level and people that dc on purpose don't get to play! It's awesome!
Anyway, essentially, LoL is DotA/HoN for noobs. It's like TF2 to FF or TFC. Everything is simplified and the skill ceiling is dragged kicking and screaming down to just above the floor. Being moderately proficient at playing DotA/HoN as it is, I could never play LoL. It's like putting the training wheels and floaters on simultaneously and then having my mom hold my hand while I play.
To answer your question about free HoN, I got a beta key. There are also other ways to play it free that I have never looked into because I got a beta key. I did pay for the game anyway, but I didn't have to, it just deserved my money.
Also... yeah... what the fuck IS with how cartoony LoL is? It out-cartooned DotA by a long shot, and DotA is pretty fucking cartoony.
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And when I play dota I random every single time, since the extra 250 gold is pretty important early game.
and why you never played a random game or randomed is beyond me buq25...
and yes, this is a triple post
SUCK IT LoL
and why you never played a random game or randomed is beyond me buq25...
and yes, this is a triple post
SUCK IT LoL
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You really got me there NatureJay, I watched it for quite some time. Incredible.
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Sooo I'm making a hot-sweet bocce ball drawing in illustrator for a hot-sweet corporate bocce ball team. I want a ball with two large stripes. The problem I have is with one of the stripes not lining up neatly with the edge of the ball - I want to use the outside sphere to limit the stroke of the interior line, if you're picking up what I'm putting down. See the bottom stripe below:
I can do it with many smaller lines that 'look like' one big stripe, but when I tried it I had to readjust the smaller lines every time I scaled the image. I've also tried adding an anchor at either end so that I could curve just the endpoint such that it lines up with the edge of the sphere, but it's always noticeable/it looks like crap.
Any thoughts? Thanks!
I can do it with many smaller lines that 'look like' one big stripe, but when I tried it I had to readjust the smaller lines every time I scaled the image. I've also tried adding an anchor at either end so that I could curve just the endpoint such that it lines up with the edge of the sphere, but it's always noticeable/it looks like crap.
Any thoughts? Thanks!
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superjer said:
Just be careful not to let the skeets hide back there. Someone will be an asshole and waste everyone's time.
Like when GaryJer and I get up on top of the Skeet launcher and hide?
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superjer said:
I'm not sure if I still have the .map or .rmf lying around. I'll look for it when I get home.
< fingers crossed >
superjer said:
But that's the gimp launcher!
Oh, how AWPers just loves that launcher until next round arrives.
superjer said:
Just be careful not to let the skeets hide back there. Someone will be an asshole and waste everyone's time.
Indeed, it wouldn't be lowered to the point where you can hide completely by crouching, though there will also be a few grass sprites to hopefully make it a bit easier for the skeeters.
superjer said:
It doesn't end?!
Unfortunately, any map with no objectives doesn't end the round.
The worst part is that I can't use AMX in Cups, so that I can force the round to end.
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the_cloud_system said:
meh, because your a fan of it it might give it to you. or not (you never know)
It might give it to you?!?
I'm not sure if I still have the .map or .rmf lying around. I'll look for it when I get home.
xzec said:
If you're looking from the outside towards the valves, there's one bug in the lower right valve where you lose all your speed and get shot up straight in the air.
But that's the gimp launcher!
xzec said:
Would make it a bit more easier for the skeeters if the ground behind the trigger_push was lowered a bit, so it would be harder for AWPers to shoot you.
Just be careful not to let the skeets hide back there. Someone will be an asshole and waste everyone's time.
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Also have a bombsite outside the map, so the round ends when the time's up.
It doesn't end?!
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If you're looking from the outside towards the valves, there's one bug in the lower right valve where you lose all your speed and get shot up straight in the air.
It would be great if there was a bit more space outside the doors for the skeeters to dodge the AWPers, but still have the slopes, since they're great to avoid any fall damage when you're shot out from the valves.
Would make it a bit more easier for the skeeters if the ground behind the trigger_push was lowered a bit, so it would be harder for AWPers to shoot you.
Also have a bombsite outside the map, so the round ends when the time's up.
Best regards,
Nymph.
It would be great if there was a bit more space outside the doors for the skeeters to dodge the AWPers, but still have the slopes, since they're great to avoid any fall damage when you're shot out from the valves.
Would make it a bit more easier for the skeeters if the ground behind the trigger_push was lowered a bit, so it would be harder for AWPers to shoot you.
Also have a bombsite outside the map, so the round ends when the time's up.
Best regards,
Nymph.
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AvrantinisSaltze said:
Hiring a web design firm is a good option if you can afford the charges. It is a fact that professional designing firms are expensive. A lot of people prefer freelancers who charge a much lower cost as compared to a web design firm. However, you should be aware of the negative factors while hiring freelancers. First of all, these individuals are not backed by any organizations. They are not bound by any agreement and they can leave a designing project incomplete without any prior notice.
Even if a freelance designer is reliable and trustworthy, you can face certain complications. For instance, if your website needs to be updated regularly and the freelancer is unable to work on a particular day due to any reason, your website would not be updated and you would face a lot of problems. On the other hand, a web design firm would have a team of regular employees working on your project.
Getting a website designed by a proper firm has another advantage as well. The working procedures of designing professionals are monitored and the design company ensures that all the client requirements are fulfilled. On the other hand, a freelancer is not answerable to anyone. He may not follow the required time frame and cause a delay in delivering the work. This may cause a problem for you.
Hiring services of a web design firm is a better option than getting work done by freelancers.
This is more reliable and performance oriented way to get a website designed. Designing firms are not dependent on a particular person. In case of freelancers, you have to search a lot for the right person which consumes a lot of time. On the other hand, you only have to place your requirements in the hands of a designing company and the tasks are completed properly.
Even if a freelance designer is reliable and trustworthy, you can face certain complications. For instance, if your website needs to be updated regularly and the freelancer is unable to work on a particular day due to any reason, your website would not be updated and you would face a lot of problems. On the other hand, a web design firm would have a team of regular employees working on your project.
Getting a website designed by a proper firm has another advantage as well. The working procedures of designing professionals are monitored and the design company ensures that all the client requirements are fulfilled. On the other hand, a freelancer is not answerable to anyone. He may not follow the required time frame and cause a delay in delivering the work. This may cause a problem for you.
Hiring services of a web design firm is a better option than getting work done by freelancers.
This is more reliable and performance oriented way to get a website designed. Designing firms are not dependent on a particular person. In case of freelancers, you have to search a lot for the right person which consumes a lot of time. On the other hand, you only have to place your requirements in the hands of a designing company and the tasks are completed properly.
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Hiring a web design firm is a good option if you can afford the charges. It is a fact that professional designing firms are expensive. A lot of people prefer freelancers who charge a much lower cost as compared to a web design firm. However, you should be aware of the negative factors while hiring freelancers. First of all, these individuals are not backed by any organizations. They are not bound by any agreement and they can leave a designing project incomplete without any prior notice.
Even if a freelance designer is reliable and trustworthy, you can face certain complications. For instance, if your website needs to be updated regularly and the freelancer is unable to work on a particular day due to any reason, your website would not be updated and you would face a lot of problems. On the other hand, a web design firm would have a team of regular employees working on your project.
Getting a website designed by a proper firm has another advantage as well. The working procedures of designing professionals are monitored and the design company ensures that all the client requirements are fulfilled. On the other hand, a freelancer is not answerable to anyone. He may not follow the required time frame and cause a delay in delivering the work. This may cause a problem for you.
Hiring services of a web design firm is a better option than getting work done by freelancers.
This is more reliable and performance oriented way to get a website designed. Designing firms are not dependent on a particular person. In case of freelancers, you have to search a lot for the right person which consumes a lot of time. On the other hand, you only have to place your requirements in the hands of a designing company and the tasks are completed properly.
Even if a freelance designer is reliable and trustworthy, you can face certain complications. For instance, if your website needs to be updated regularly and the freelancer is unable to work on a particular day due to any reason, your website would not be updated and you would face a lot of problems. On the other hand, a web design firm would have a team of regular employees working on your project.
Getting a website designed by a proper firm has another advantage as well. The working procedures of designing professionals are monitored and the design company ensures that all the client requirements are fulfilled. On the other hand, a freelancer is not answerable to anyone. He may not follow the required time frame and cause a delay in delivering the work. This may cause a problem for you.
Hiring services of a web design firm is a better option than getting work done by freelancers.
This is more reliable and performance oriented way to get a website designed. Designing firms are not dependent on a particular person. In case of freelancers, you have to search a lot for the right person which consumes a lot of time. On the other hand, you only have to place your requirements in the hands of a designing company and the tasks are completed properly.
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Oh, I get you now. Kind of. First of all I would stay away from spaces and other funny characters in program names. It looks like you have it done correctly, but I always get paranoid anyway. The thing I now suggest is print statements everywhere, that way you get to see where the slow bits are and what is actually getting pushed on the stack etc.
It's funny, I was almost tempted to use the Apache Commons stuff for command-line argument processing, but I never had the time. Boost has one for C I think. Not that would be massively useful in this case...
It's funny, I was almost tempted to use the Apache Commons stuff for command-line argument processing, but I never had the time. Boost has one for C I think. Not that would be massively useful in this case...
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MINECRAFT STORY TIME!!!
im collecting sand to make a glass sun, then all of a sudden there is a mass sink hole then a cave opens up. but its just a side cave thing. THE END!
(on the free build server.)
im collecting sand to make a glass sun, then all of a sudden there is a mass sink hole then a cave opens up. but its just a side cave thing. THE END!
(on the free build server.)
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Well I know I've been dragging this out. I mean this truck is a week old already. But this is the last time I'll be on superjer.com for a while.
So peace niggers, if you're not a nigger then bye.
So peace niggers, if you're not a nigger then bye.
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superjer said:
sprinkles said:
Do you suspect the server will still be up in 7 months?
I'll make sure of it. Just for you.
If you're not back in time it'll self-destruct
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LOL we posted at exactly the same time
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Pretty certain I had a lucid dream this morning! I was kind of tired, I had woken up already but I fell asleep for maybe half an hour. Anyway, to the dream!
The first bit I can remember from was me sitting in something quite a lot like our student union. This was in fact what I supposed it to be at the time. I can't remember why I was there or much of what happened before (likely nothing, it's possible I 'arrived' there) but within a minute or two some people came and sat at the table. One of the guys was someone I know (but haven't seen for a while), I said "Hi Torrance" for that is his name and he said "What?" This was entirely reasonable as he was no longer who I had initially thought him to be. Considering this to be entirely reasonable, I decided to get up and go. On the way out the same thing happened with someone else - at this stage I still didn't realise I was dreaming. However, as I was leaving this place, I noticed an A4 sheet of paper on the door. The door was like the big heavy doors to tenement closes in Scottish cities. Before it closed a man I can only describe as "muslim" ran into the building, I thought I should maybe leave at this stage, because apparently dream-me is racist.
The point is, I was going to look at the A4 page again (which I had guessed was a list of names of people who live in the building, you get them often outside of flats where the occupants change year-on-year) but I didn't bother because... I was in a dream, so I'm not going to be able to read it. Then I was like HOLY SHIT and ran out into the street. It was nighttime, maybe 21:00, in a place that looked a lot like Glasgow. Or was somehow Glasgow-ish. I tried to fly, managed to get a couple of feet up then hovered and fell back down slowly. I then distinctly remember thinking "I need to find a bar!" then I woke up. Mental.
The first bit I can remember from was me sitting in something quite a lot like our student union. This was in fact what I supposed it to be at the time. I can't remember why I was there or much of what happened before (likely nothing, it's possible I 'arrived' there) but within a minute or two some people came and sat at the table. One of the guys was someone I know (but haven't seen for a while), I said "Hi Torrance" for that is his name and he said "What?" This was entirely reasonable as he was no longer who I had initially thought him to be. Considering this to be entirely reasonable, I decided to get up and go. On the way out the same thing happened with someone else - at this stage I still didn't realise I was dreaming. However, as I was leaving this place, I noticed an A4 sheet of paper on the door. The door was like the big heavy doors to tenement closes in Scottish cities. Before it closed a man I can only describe as "muslim" ran into the building, I thought I should maybe leave at this stage, because apparently dream-me is racist.
The point is, I was going to look at the A4 page again (which I had guessed was a list of names of people who live in the building, you get them often outside of flats where the occupants change year-on-year) but I didn't bother because... I was in a dream, so I'm not going to be able to read it. Then I was like HOLY SHIT and ran out into the street. It was nighttime, maybe 21:00, in a place that looked a lot like Glasgow. Or was somehow Glasgow-ish. I tried to fly, managed to get a couple of feet up then hovered and fell back down slowly. I then distinctly remember thinking "I need to find a bar!" then I woke up. Mental.
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Lots O'huggin Bear
You: It took you nearly a minute to type that out, Sir. Is this a bad time?
Stranger: this is a time when i have one hand on my penis in hope rather than expectation
You: Sounds like you could use some good news. Unfortuntely, I have none. You have failed the survey, Mr. Bear.
Stranger: well who's the real failure here, you've failed to make me climax
You: Our agreement was an unspoken one. Your expectations were not my reality. Failure is your only option.
You have disconnected.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Raychel
You: Raychel, you have failed the survey.
Stranger: ok?
You: Please seek further education.
You: Good day.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First of can I please have your name?
Stranger: stranger
You: FAGGOT
Stranger: fuck you
You: YOUR PARENTS SUCK AT NAMING
You: YOUR A RAPE CHILD
Stranger: you suck at surveys
Stranger: fuck off
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Gerard.
You: Sorry Gerard, you've failed the survey
Stranger: Darn...
You: Have a nice night
Stranger: Frank says I win.
Stranger: Suck it.
You: Frank fails too
Stranger: YOU FAIL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: one thing every hero must have
You: A large penis.
You: Like, huge.
You: Fight crime one cum at a time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: gordan freeman
You: Sorry Gordan Freeman, you've failed the survey
You: Get back to the test chamber
You: you're late
Stranger: de cake is teh lie
You: LOLZ US GAEMERS
Stranger: DEN JOHN FREEMON DISCONNECTED
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: no
You: Congrats!
Stranger: if its anonymous
You: you passed the survey
Stranger: then whyd i give you my name
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
You: now eat a bowl of dicks
You: are you eating?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Lots O'huggin Bear
You: It took you nearly a minute to type that out, Sir. Is this a bad time?
Stranger: this is a time when i have one hand on my penis in hope rather than expectation
You: Sounds like you could use some good news. Unfortuntely, I have none. You have failed the survey, Mr. Bear.
Stranger: well who's the real failure here, you've failed to make me climax
You: Our agreement was an unspoken one. Your expectations were not my reality. Failure is your only option.
You have disconnected.
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Raychel
You: Raychel, you have failed the survey.
Stranger: ok?
You: Please seek further education.
You: Good day.
----------------------------------------------------------
You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First of can I please have your name?
Stranger: stranger
You: FAGGOT
Stranger: fuck you
You: YOUR PARENTS SUCK AT NAMING
You: YOUR A RAPE CHILD
Stranger: you suck at surveys
Stranger: fuck off
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: Gerard.
You: Sorry Gerard, you've failed the survey
Stranger: Darn...
You: Have a nice night
Stranger: Frank says I win.
Stranger: Suck it.
You: Frank fails too
Stranger: YOU FAIL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: one thing every hero must have
You: A large penis.
You: Like, huge.
You: Fight crime one cum at a time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: gordan freeman
You: Sorry Gordan Freeman, you've failed the survey
You: Get back to the test chamber
You: you're late
Stranger: de cake is teh lie
You: LOLZ US GAEMERS
Stranger: DEN JOHN FREEMON DISCONNECTED
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You: Hello, I’m doing a completely anonymous survey. First off can I please have your name?
Stranger: no
You: Congrats!
Stranger: if its anonymous
You: you passed the survey
Stranger: then whyd i give you my name
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
You: now eat a bowl of dicks
You: are you eating?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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User
mato_mato said:
and how i can fid these sites?
By looking for them! Every time you've asked a question, I have headed to Google to search for key words in your post. It's... I just don't know that anyone else here can help you, to be honest. Try asking on forums where they actually make mods, like ModDB for instance.
User
Well there are many programs out there that convert image files to sprites, so if you bothered googling, your problem would have been solved a long time ago...
User
Thanks guys.
I'd love to and I am planning to do so, but it takes up so much time. :O
sprinkles said:
Can you do like a short cartoon? Like 5-10 mins?
I'd love to and I am planning to do so, but it takes up so much time. :O
User
Okay, thanks :). I was making the lights go on and off, but thats not necesary.
About the washing machine, i got it to work mostly by letting the water and the door open again after a set time. The button triggers a multimanager, which triggers the door, then after 5 secs the other things. It also triggers a second multimanager, which stops the trigger_hurt and func_rotating entities. This seems to work most of the time.
Any ideas on how i can make a barrel instead of having to use a hollow cube?
About the washing machine, i got it to work mostly by letting the water and the door open again after a set time. The button triggers a multimanager, which triggers the door, then after 5 secs the other things. It also triggers a second multimanager, which stops the trigger_hurt and func_rotating entities. This seems to work most of the time.
Any ideas on how i can make a barrel instead of having to use a hollow cube?
User
Runetribe said:
oookaaay, me again here. Im busy on a full-fledged CS map, in rats style. Now i have two problems.
I have a set of vents. I want to light those, but if i place lights in my vents i get: 'Warning: too many light styles on a face.' while compiling.
I have a set of vents. I want to light those, but if i place lights in my vents i get: 'Warning: too many light styles on a face.' while compiling.
This problem only applies to dynamic lights. Make sure your light ents don't have names.
Runetribe said:
Also, there is a washing machine. It has a button, when it closes the door is supposed to close, water come up, a trigger_hurt activate and the machine spin. Now this fuzzes everything up when CT/T team wins while it is spinning.
So: is there a way to make all entities stop, including multimanagers, if a team wins? And otherwise, is there a way i can make the machine eventually revert to its original state?
Any help is welcome :), thanks in advance
So: is there a way to make all entities stop, including multimanagers, if a team wins? And otherwise, is there a way i can make the machine eventually revert to its original state?
Any help is welcome :), thanks in advance
I never could get stuff like this to work. Especially with a trigger_hurt. The best you can do is build it in a way that it is likely to reset naturally MOST of the time.
Counter-Strike just sucks for stuff like this.
User
I finally watched this whole video.
I'm really having a hard time determining whether or not this was intended as a joke. Yesterday was Thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Fun ... fun ... fun ... fun.
I've never heard anyone sing "fun fun fun" less enthusiastically. It's incredible. This has to be on purpose.
I'm really having a hard time determining whether or not this was intended as a joke. Yesterday was Thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Fun ... fun ... fun ... fun.
I've never heard anyone sing "fun fun fun" less enthusiastically. It's incredible. This has to be on purpose.
User
I have an array indexing version of the function reverse (s) that reverses the characters in the string s (skipping the \0 at the end) and puts a new \0 at the end of resulting string s.
Now I have to change it into a pointer version. This is what I get:
char *ps;
{
static char *ps1 = ps, *ps2 = ps; //this is line 57
int c;
if ((c = *ps1++) != '\0') reverse (*ps);
if (c != '\0') *ps2++ = c;
*ps2 = '\0';
}
Now, obviously this isn't right, and it returns the error:
AtoI, ItoA.c:57: error: initializer element is not constant
AtoI, ItoA.c:57: error: initializer element is not constant
The problem is that in the array version I used a static int i1 and i2, and used them as indexes of the string s.
Now I have to somehow initialize the two internal pointers to ps, so that I can reverse the string without changing where ps is pointing to, but I have to only do it once, not every time the function is called, otherwise the recursion won't work properly.
Is there a workaround for this, or do I have to make a completely different function?
Now I have to change it into a pointer version. This is what I get:
C code
reverse (ps)char *ps;
{
static char *ps1 = ps, *ps2 = ps; //this is line 57
int c;
if ((c = *ps1++) != '\0') reverse (*ps);
if (c != '\0') *ps2++ = c;
*ps2 = '\0';
}
Now, obviously this isn't right, and it returns the error:
AtoI, ItoA.c:57: error: initializer element is not constant
AtoI, ItoA.c:57: error: initializer element is not constant
The problem is that in the array version I used a static int i1 and i2, and used them as indexes of the string s.
Now I have to somehow initialize the two internal pointers to ps, so that I can reverse the string without changing where ps is pointing to, but I have to only do it once, not every time the function is called, otherwise the recursion won't work properly.
Is there a workaround for this, or do I have to make a completely different function?
Truck
User
I made myself clear on that, I didn't know what I was doing, still don't, don't have the time, and dropped it a long time ago. I mean, I'd rather start with something... less complicated. I was interested, sure, but I don't have the skills or knowledge right now. And I was essentially aware of that from the beginning.
Truck
User
Down Rodeo said:
Alex001 brings the smackdown, I am impressed.
in the last time i seen you are only commenting not helping. This web is for help not for commenting.
User
Gotta get down on friday!
I like how she really seems to have a great time singing this/doing the video. I also like how ratings are disabled. And the parts in the sketchbook make her look way more ugly than she already is.
But at last, we probably are NOT the audience this aims at so...
I like how she really seems to have a great time singing this/doing the video. I also like how ratings are disabled. And the parts in the sketchbook make her look way more ugly than she already is.
But at last, we probably are NOT the audience this aims at so...
Truck
User
Alex001 said:
To create high-quality pictures with transparent background you got to get a Photoshop.(You can waste some time to learn how to use it)
PS. Rockbomb, this site is for helping people, not for "fucking" them. If you know everything in PC, that not means everyone does.
And if you don't want to help, just quit this post.
PS. Rockbomb, this site is for helping people, not for "fucking" them. If you know everything in PC, that not means everyone does.
And if you don't want to help, just quit this post.
I didn't "fuck him", I told him to make a transparent png and convert it to an icon, and even gave him a site that will do that for free. If he's too lazy to Google "How to make a transparent png", that isn't my problem.
Truck
User
To create high-quality pictures with transparent background you got to get a Photoshop.(You can waste some time to learn how to use it)
PS. Rockbomb, this site is for helping people, not for "fucking" them. If you know everything in PC, that not means everyone does.
And if you don't want to help, just quit this post.
PS. Rockbomb, this site is for helping people, not for "fucking" them. If you know everything in PC, that not means everyone does.
And if you don't want to help, just quit this post.
User
Down Rodeo said:
I think it should be "New Friartuck", that would please me.
Prepare to be pleased. Some of the time!
Truck
User
Rockbomb said:
superjer said:
If they only knew how much radioactive material there was just hanging around in nature (and food!) they'd probably shit a rhinoceros.
That's not funny man, that could cause some serious damage to your large intestine. Not to mention, if you actually managed to force the rhinoceros out, it would surely cause your sphincter to be stretched to quite an extent... just imagine all the people laughing at you every time you fart, because it sounds like a cool breeze blowing through a wide valley... that could cause some serious mental issues man. Not cool.
its middle school allover again.
Truck
User
superjer said:
If they only knew how much radioactive material there was just hanging around in nature (and food!) they'd probably shit a rhinoceros.
That's not funny man, that could cause some serious damage to your large intestine. Not to mention, if you actually managed to force the rhinoceros out, it would surely cause your sphincter to be stretched to quite an extent... just imagine all the people laughing at you every time you fart, because it sounds like a cool breeze blowing through a wide valley... that could cause some serious mental issues man. Not cool.
Truck
User
It's not all drivers that are broken all the time. But it sounds like for that series they're fucked.
User
I have created map with much models (about 50 tree mdls), and when I runned the map, selected the team, the map just closed. And that's happening every time I running the map. Here's the cs console log:
Console initialized.
Base networking initialized.
"sv_cheats" changed to "1"
Initializing deltas
Protocol version 47
Exe version 1.1.2.5 (cstrike)
Exe build: 17:28:54 Jun 6 2005 (3147)
40.0 Mb heap
GL_VENDOR: aticfx32.dll
GL_RENDERER: ATI Radeon HD 5700 Series
GL_VERSION: 6.0
Sound Initialization
Set primary sound buffer format: yes
2 channel(s)
16 bits/sample
11025 bytes/sec
DirectSound initialized
Sound sampling rate: 11025
Loaded library demoplayer.dll.
Loaded library core.dll.
Creating fake network channel.
Loaded library core.dll.
DemoPlayer module initialized.
Parsed 353 text messages
WARNING: failed to locate sequence file global
joystick not found -- no valid joysticks (a5)
execing hw/d3d.cfg
execing valve.rc
execing language.cfg
"deathmatch" changed to "1"
execing hw/d3d.cfg
execing config.cfg
"sv_aim" changed to "0"
execing userconfig.cfg
MP3_InitStream(29, media\gamestartup.mp3) successful
Adding: cstrike/dlls\zbotcz.dll
Dll loaded for mod Half-Life
execing skill.cfg
Spawn Server *mymapname*
Clearing memory
Using WAD File: 50 cent.wad
Using WAD File: aim_glock18.wad
Using WAD File: bricks.wad
Using WAD File: cs_747.wad
Using WAD File: cs_apartement.wad
Using WAD File: cs_bdog.wad
Using WAD File: cstrike.wad
Using WAD File: de_dust.wad
Using WAD File: development.wad
Using WAD File: halflife.wad
Using WAD File: roofs.wad
Using WAD File: cs_office.wad
Using WAD File: ajawad.wad
Using WAD File: cached.wad
Using WAD File: chateau.wad
Using WAD File: cs_747.wad
Using WAD File: cs_assault.wad
Using WAD File: cs_bdog.wad
Using WAD File: cs_cbble.wad
Using WAD File: cs_dust.wad
Using WAD File: cs_havana.wad
Using WAD File: cs_office.wad
Using WAD File: de_airstrip.wad
Using WAD File: de_aztec.wad
Using WAD File: de_piranesi.wad
Using WAD File: de_storm.wad
Using WAD File: decals.wad
Using WAD File: itsitaly.wad
Using WAD File: n0th1ng.wad
Using WAD File: prodigy.wad
Using WAD File: torntextures.wad
Using WAD File: tswad.wad
Using WAD File: ajawad.wad
Using WAD File: catpee.wad
Using WAD File: lenta.wad
Texture load: 47.6ms
WARNING: failed to locate sequence file *mymapname*
"sv_maxspeed" changed to "900"
GAME SKILL LEVEL:1
Executing listen server config file
Warning: Couldn't get duration of phrase 'sound\radio\bot\cooked\well_cover_you_you_defuse.wav'
InstallTutor - Tutor Setting is 0
0 entities inhibited
PF_MessageEnd_I: Unknown User Msg 127
"sv_accelerate" changed to "5"
"sv_stopspeed" changed to "75"
Game started
execing listenserver.cfg
"sv_maxspeed" changed to "320"
"sv_maxrate" changed to "25000"
"sv_cheats" changed to "0"
"sv_allowupload" changed to "0"
"sv_friction" changed to "4.000"
"sv_minrate" changed to "2500"
"sv_stopspeed" changed to "75.000"
"mp_autoteambalance" changed to "0"
"mp_limitteams" changed to "0"
"mp_friendlyfire" changed to "1"
"mp_forcechasecam" changed to "2"
"mp_autokick" changed to "0"
"mp_hostagepenalty" changed to "0"
"mp_c4timer" changed to "35"
"mp_roundtime" changed to "1.75"
"mp_freezetime" changed to "4"
"mp_buytime" changed to "0.25"
Server logging data to file logs\L0312008.log
"pausable" changed to "0"
Local connection.
Connection accepted.
Compressing split packet (7792 -> 4240 bytes)
BUILD 3147 SERVER (0 CRC)
Server # 1
Serverinfo packet received.
Remote host: -=**Server**=-
Spooling demo header.
"sv_cheats" changed to "1"
SteamWaitForResources() time: 0.000 seconds
Compressing split packet (18685 -> 7090 bytes)
Verifying and downloading resources...
Setting up renderer...
SKY: desertrt, desertbk, desertlf, desertft, desertup, desertdn, done
Compressing split packet (5255 -> 2554 bytes)
Ignoring custom decal from assault marine
Executing listen server config file
*myname*<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" entered the game
Compressing split packet (1551 -> 1040 bytes)
CL_SignonReply: 1
35.4 megabyte data cache
CL_SignonReply: 2
assault marine connected
Couldn't open file overviews/*mymapname*.txt. Using default values for overiew mode.
Couldn't open file overviews/*mymapname*.txt. Using default values for overiew mode.
Executing listen server config file
"assault marine<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" entered the game
"assault marine<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" joined team "CT"
assault marine is joining the Counter-Terrorist force
Host_Error: PF_precache_model_I: 'models/w_medkit.mdl' Precache can only be done in spawn functions
Executing listen server config file
"*myname*<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" entered the game
"*myname*<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" joined team "CT"
"*myname*<-1><><CT>" disconnected
Executing listen server config file
"*myname*<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" entered the game
"*myname*<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" joined team "CT"
"*myname*<-1><><CT>" disconnected
World triggered "Round_Draw" (CT "0") (T "0")
Executing listen server config file
"assault marine<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" entered the game
"assault marine<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" joined team "CT"
"assault marine<-1><><CT>" disconnected
World triggered "Round_Draw" (CT "0") (T "0")
World triggered "Round_End"
Netchan_Clear() : reliable length not 0, reliable_sequence: 220, incoming_reliable_acknowledged: 0
Netchan_Clear() : reliable length not 0, reliable_sequence: 14, incoming_reliable_acknowledged: 1
WHAT'S WRONG ????????
Console initialized.
Base networking initialized.
"sv_cheats" changed to "1"
Initializing deltas
Protocol version 47
Exe version 1.1.2.5 (cstrike)
Exe build: 17:28:54 Jun 6 2005 (3147)
40.0 Mb heap
GL_VENDOR: aticfx32.dll
GL_RENDERER: ATI Radeon HD 5700 Series
GL_VERSION: 6.0
Sound Initialization
Set primary sound buffer format: yes
2 channel(s)
16 bits/sample
11025 bytes/sec
DirectSound initialized
Sound sampling rate: 11025
Loaded library demoplayer.dll.
Loaded library core.dll.
Creating fake network channel.
Loaded library core.dll.
DemoPlayer module initialized.
Parsed 353 text messages
WARNING: failed to locate sequence file global
joystick not found -- no valid joysticks (a5)
execing hw/d3d.cfg
execing valve.rc
execing language.cfg
"deathmatch" changed to "1"
execing hw/d3d.cfg
execing config.cfg
"sv_aim" changed to "0"
execing userconfig.cfg
MP3_InitStream(29, media\gamestartup.mp3) successful
Adding: cstrike/dlls\zbotcz.dll
Dll loaded for mod Half-Life
execing skill.cfg
Spawn Server *mymapname*
Clearing memory
Using WAD File: 50 cent.wad
Using WAD File: aim_glock18.wad
Using WAD File: bricks.wad
Using WAD File: cs_747.wad
Using WAD File: cs_apartement.wad
Using WAD File: cs_bdog.wad
Using WAD File: cstrike.wad
Using WAD File: de_dust.wad
Using WAD File: development.wad
Using WAD File: halflife.wad
Using WAD File: roofs.wad
Using WAD File: cs_office.wad
Using WAD File: ajawad.wad
Using WAD File: cached.wad
Using WAD File: chateau.wad
Using WAD File: cs_747.wad
Using WAD File: cs_assault.wad
Using WAD File: cs_bdog.wad
Using WAD File: cs_cbble.wad
Using WAD File: cs_dust.wad
Using WAD File: cs_havana.wad
Using WAD File: cs_office.wad
Using WAD File: de_airstrip.wad
Using WAD File: de_aztec.wad
Using WAD File: de_piranesi.wad
Using WAD File: de_storm.wad
Using WAD File: decals.wad
Using WAD File: itsitaly.wad
Using WAD File: n0th1ng.wad
Using WAD File: prodigy.wad
Using WAD File: torntextures.wad
Using WAD File: tswad.wad
Using WAD File: ajawad.wad
Using WAD File: catpee.wad
Using WAD File: lenta.wad
Texture load: 47.6ms
WARNING: failed to locate sequence file *mymapname*
"sv_maxspeed" changed to "900"
GAME SKILL LEVEL:1
Executing listen server config file
Warning: Couldn't get duration of phrase 'sound\radio\bot\cooked\well_cover_you_you_defuse.wav'
InstallTutor - Tutor Setting is 0
0 entities inhibited
PF_MessageEnd_I: Unknown User Msg 127
"sv_accelerate" changed to "5"
"sv_stopspeed" changed to "75"
Game started
execing listenserver.cfg
"sv_maxspeed" changed to "320"
"sv_maxrate" changed to "25000"
"sv_cheats" changed to "0"
"sv_allowupload" changed to "0"
"sv_friction" changed to "4.000"
"sv_minrate" changed to "2500"
"sv_stopspeed" changed to "75.000"
"mp_autoteambalance" changed to "0"
"mp_limitteams" changed to "0"
"mp_friendlyfire" changed to "1"
"mp_forcechasecam" changed to "2"
"mp_autokick" changed to "0"
"mp_hostagepenalty" changed to "0"
"mp_c4timer" changed to "35"
"mp_roundtime" changed to "1.75"
"mp_freezetime" changed to "4"
"mp_buytime" changed to "0.25"
Server logging data to file logs\L0312008.log
"pausable" changed to "0"
Local connection.
Connection accepted.
Compressing split packet (7792 -> 4240 bytes)
BUILD 3147 SERVER (0 CRC)
Server # 1
Serverinfo packet received.
Remote host: -=**Server**=-
Spooling demo header.
"sv_cheats" changed to "1"
SteamWaitForResources() time: 0.000 seconds
Compressing split packet (18685 -> 7090 bytes)
Verifying and downloading resources...
Setting up renderer...
SKY: desertrt, desertbk, desertlf, desertft, desertup, desertdn, done
Compressing split packet (5255 -> 2554 bytes)
Ignoring custom decal from assault marine
Executing listen server config file
*myname*<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" entered the game
Compressing split packet (1551 -> 1040 bytes)
CL_SignonReply: 1
35.4 megabyte data cache
CL_SignonReply: 2
assault marine connected
Couldn't open file overviews/*mymapname*.txt. Using default values for overiew mode.
Couldn't open file overviews/*mymapname*.txt. Using default values for overiew mode.
Executing listen server config file
"assault marine<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" entered the game
"assault marine<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" joined team "CT"
assault marine is joining the Counter-Terrorist force
Host_Error: PF_precache_model_I: 'models/w_medkit.mdl' Precache can only be done in spawn functions
Executing listen server config file
"*myname*<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" entered the game
"*myname*<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" joined team "CT"
"*myname*<-1><><CT>" disconnected
Executing listen server config file
"*myname*<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" entered the game
"*myname*<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" joined team "CT"
"*myname*<-1><><CT>" disconnected
World triggered "Round_Draw" (CT "0") (T "0")
Executing listen server config file
"assault marine<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" entered the game
"assault marine<1><VALVE_ID_LOOPBACK><>" joined team "CT"
"assault marine<-1><><CT>" disconnected
World triggered "Round_Draw" (CT "0") (T "0")
World triggered "Round_End"
Netchan_Clear() : reliable length not 0, reliable_sequence: 220, incoming_reliable_acknowledged: 0
Netchan_Clear() : reliable length not 0, reliable_sequence: 14, incoming_reliable_acknowledged: 1
WHAT'S WRONG ????????
User
superjer said:
Since the beginning.
of time!
Truck
User
hi im making some surf map thirst time and i ned som help or hints how to make a good surf map
Truck
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Let's just leave the graphic card to the side...
The thing is (as I told above) I had no problem in the past texturing on aly one face... do you know what could I have done? Should I download hammer again(bacause I have it in my pc for quite a lot of time).?
The thing is (as I told above) I had no problem in the past texturing on aly one face... do you know what could I have done? Should I download hammer again(bacause I have it in my pc for quite a lot of time).?
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molkman said:
I don't think we can make the connection between winrar and laziness.
Lesser size, shorter download time, less waiting, more lazy? Or it's a Scottish word.
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Most likely, I am spending a lot of time in bed at the moment. Laziness winrar and all that.
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The problem probably is more to get the musician to play your song the way you have it in mind (and way harder, to sing it like you have it in mind) than actually finding one.
When a band claims to not want to make popular songs, are those songs better? Better quality because only few people like them? I think the best way to determine the quality of a song is the popularity. But then again, there is absolutely no need to determine the general, objective quality of a song, because wheter someone likes a song is not determined by objective qualities, but by "feelings" or parameters even the someone himself can't explain. That way, a song can't be good to everyone at the same time, just because some test says it's awesome.
The reason why lovesongs are the most popular type of songs probably is because almost anyone can relate to the topic. Subconsciously.
When a band claims to not want to make popular songs, are those songs better? Better quality because only few people like them? I think the best way to determine the quality of a song is the popularity. But then again, there is absolutely no need to determine the general, objective quality of a song, because wheter someone likes a song is not determined by objective qualities, but by "feelings" or parameters even the someone himself can't explain. That way, a song can't be good to everyone at the same time, just because some test says it's awesome.
The reason why lovesongs are the most popular type of songs probably is because almost anyone can relate to the topic. Subconsciously.
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aaronjer said:
Well, The White Stripes have done that a lot, but everybody hates those particular songs... so what does that tell you.
I don't know. I don't know what songs you are referring to.
aaronjer said:
I think the problem here is that I don't think the technical skill required to write the song and how good the song is have all that much correlation.
I don't think so either.
aaronjer said:
Creativity is far too inherent in a person for that to mean much. I'm sure skill can help a song be good, but in a similar vein, people who have never been taught a thing about art can be incredible artists right off that bat. They didn't have to learn it. It's not acquired so it's not a skill. We might be arguing semantics now... whoops.
If it's semantics then just replace skill with creativity in what I said before and I think it still works.
I think it's a combination of both though.
The problem with music in particular is there just aren't that many combinations of possible things to write. There's only a few notes/chords to work with. You can pretty much brute force it until it sounds good if you have a lot of time. And if what you think sounds good is the same stuff that gets popular then you can write popular music. (Then you need it performed, produced, and marketed -- the expensive parts).
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You guys are all over-simplifying.
I don't think you can even really compare the "hardness" of these things.
For one thing, we can pretty easily measure someone's skill at playing an instrument by comparing accuracy to the sheet music or a reference performance.
You can't do anything like that with writing music. The popularity of a song does not tell you anything about the skill required to write it. In fact, it tells you more about the skill of the performer, the production quality, instruments used, pre-existing popularity of the performer, familiarity of sound*, and marketing.
Songs used in movies, TV, and radio become popular. Ones that aren't don't. Very few exceptions. This isn't just true for music, it's true for everything. If you never hear it or see it you're never going to like it no matter how much you would like it.
The fact is, there is waaaaaay more music than can ever be marketed or heard on a large scale.
It doesn't take me long to find extremely unpopular music that I like. Even though I think the artist is great, I know there's very little chance they will ever become popular. Not because they suck but because there's only room for so much popular music. You can't have 10,000 songs all popular at once, it just doesn't make sense.
We can't all be astronauts or pro-athletes, either, even if we are all perfect for the job(s).
As with anything, the best way to measure something is to ask the experts. Have a large group of music writers judge the skill of each other, and you can probably get a pretty good measurement.
But I don't see anyone doing that.
If you use popularity, at best you are judging skill at writing popular music, not general skill. At worst you're just measuring the factors I listed earlier and pretending you're measuring skill.
*It's been shown scientifically that people like music because they recognize it. Your brain is literally trained over time to become accustomed to the music you listen to, and recognizing the same patterns leads to enjoyment. This is why if any of you (probably) listen to very foreign music you won't like it. It won't even sound like music to you because your brain is physically not adapted in a way to recognize it musically. This is especially true of foreign music that uses a different scale with more or less notes.
Disclaimer: you are (probably) not a robot and your brain's musical recognition configuration is not the only thing that determines whether you will like a song. You can think too, so critical evaluation and emotions all play a role. You may not like a song because it sounds too unoriginal, for example. But generally you will like a song because it is both familiar and interesting in a new way.
I don't think you can even really compare the "hardness" of these things.
For one thing, we can pretty easily measure someone's skill at playing an instrument by comparing accuracy to the sheet music or a reference performance.
You can't do anything like that with writing music. The popularity of a song does not tell you anything about the skill required to write it. In fact, it tells you more about the skill of the performer, the production quality, instruments used, pre-existing popularity of the performer, familiarity of sound*, and marketing.
Songs used in movies, TV, and radio become popular. Ones that aren't don't. Very few exceptions. This isn't just true for music, it's true for everything. If you never hear it or see it you're never going to like it no matter how much you would like it.
The fact is, there is waaaaaay more music than can ever be marketed or heard on a large scale.
It doesn't take me long to find extremely unpopular music that I like. Even though I think the artist is great, I know there's very little chance they will ever become popular. Not because they suck but because there's only room for so much popular music. You can't have 10,000 songs all popular at once, it just doesn't make sense.
We can't all be astronauts or pro-athletes, either, even if we are all perfect for the job(s).
As with anything, the best way to measure something is to ask the experts. Have a large group of music writers judge the skill of each other, and you can probably get a pretty good measurement.
But I don't see anyone doing that.
If you use popularity, at best you are judging skill at writing popular music, not general skill. At worst you're just measuring the factors I listed earlier and pretending you're measuring skill.
*It's been shown scientifically that people like music because they recognize it. Your brain is literally trained over time to become accustomed to the music you listen to, and recognizing the same patterns leads to enjoyment. This is why if any of you (probably) listen to very foreign music you won't like it. It won't even sound like music to you because your brain is physically not adapted in a way to recognize it musically. This is especially true of foreign music that uses a different scale with more or less notes.
Disclaimer: you are (probably) not a robot and your brain's musical recognition configuration is not the only thing that determines whether you will like a song. You can think too, so critical evaluation and emotions all play a role. You may not like a song because it sounds too unoriginal, for example. But generally you will like a song because it is both familiar and interesting in a new way.
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Outcast said:
Uh no,practice (talking about instruments) takes a lot more than writing a song.Yeah,you can't always write a song that many people will listen to and go "holy fuck" but it's not very hard to write music,if you know scales and stuff.Let's say you wrote a song that has sixteenth notes in it,but you think it would sound better at about 180bpm but you can only play 100.Reaching there could take about a year or more in some cases.
It's not like when you have learned how to "physically" write down notes and put them in right harmony you actually "write" a song. And you can't compare the time it takes learning an instrument with the time it takes to write a song. That's just one dimensional thinking. The idea for a great song might come quite fast or it might take ages. Anyway it is way harder than learning an instrument, as aaronjer said.
But then again, going from playing an instrument well to being a virtuoso, it takes the same as it takes to write an amazing song.
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You can't always write a holy fuck song? Almost nobody can ever do that. Really amazing composers are far more rare than really amazing players. You can go on youtube and find an endless supply of people who can play an instrument extremely well... or more than one at once occasionally. You can't really say the same as far as composing goes. The majority of those musicians are just playing somebody else's stuff. They don't even try to write their own stuff, and for good reason! It's fucking hard!
Playing an instrument requires zero creativity, just manual dexterity, quick thinking and a lot of practice. Anybody without a disability and a lot of patience can eventually play a song perfectly. You could give the average person all the time in the world and they'd never come up with an amazing song. You're either good at it or you're not. Practice won't help you if you're not a natural. Something that you have to be born with, like creativity, is far rarer than something that can be practiced and perfected.
So I'm sort of wrong on one count, I guess, there are amazing composers who can come up with an incredible song in less than a day, and there are also people who are mentally incapable of it. Hard doesn't even factor into it in those cases. For someone who is just fairly creative though, it'd be a hell of a lot of work.
It's still much more important to be able to write it than play it, since you can always find yourself a willing musician... it just isn't necessarily harder.
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Let's say you wrote a song that has sixteenth notes in it,but you think it would sound better at about 180bpm but you can only play 100.Reaching there could take about a year or more in some cases.
Playing an instrument requires zero creativity, just manual dexterity, quick thinking and a lot of practice. Anybody without a disability and a lot of patience can eventually play a song perfectly. You could give the average person all the time in the world and they'd never come up with an amazing song. You're either good at it or you're not. Practice won't help you if you're not a natural. Something that you have to be born with, like creativity, is far rarer than something that can be practiced and perfected.
So I'm sort of wrong on one count, I guess, there are amazing composers who can come up with an incredible song in less than a day, and there are also people who are mentally incapable of it. Hard doesn't even factor into it in those cases. For someone who is just fairly creative though, it'd be a hell of a lot of work.
It's still much more important to be able to write it than play it, since you can always find yourself a willing musician... it just isn't necessarily harder.
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http://www.superjer.com/forum/back_to_the_game.php#79
http://www.superjer.com/forum/back_to_the_game.php#98
http://www.superjer.com/forum/back_to_the_game-6.php#8920
http://www.superjer.com/forum/write_the_story_a_forum_game.php#19863
http://www.superjer.com/forum/write_the_story_a_forum_game.php#19929
http://www.superjer.com/forum/write_the_story_a_forum_game.php#20133
http://www.superjer.com/forum/why_gold.php#32121
http://www.superjer.com/forum/prostatution_the_one_useless_post.php#39727
http://www.superjer.com/forum/teamspeak_vs_ventrilo.php#60652
http://www.superjer.com/forum/juleys_dex_monk_build_for_brerylla.php#64701
All posts by you containing the word dollar... just sayin'. I know you think it's funny taking other peoples stuff, but you've messed with the wrong person this time. Here's a picture of me, to show you that you how baddass I am:
http://www.superjer.com/forum/back_to_the_game.php#98
http://www.superjer.com/forum/back_to_the_game-6.php#8920
http://www.superjer.com/forum/write_the_story_a_forum_game.php#19863
http://www.superjer.com/forum/write_the_story_a_forum_game.php#19929
http://www.superjer.com/forum/write_the_story_a_forum_game.php#20133
http://www.superjer.com/forum/why_gold.php#32121
http://www.superjer.com/forum/prostatution_the_one_useless_post.php#39727
http://www.superjer.com/forum/teamspeak_vs_ventrilo.php#60652
http://www.superjer.com/forum/juleys_dex_monk_build_for_brerylla.php#64701
All posts by you containing the word dollar... just sayin'. I know you think it's funny taking other peoples stuff, but you've messed with the wrong person this time. Here's a picture of me, to show you that you how baddass I am:
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I'd say that this one doesn't work at all for rick-rolls, because it's way too slow and takes too much time to really get started.
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Sigh.
...it's not as simple as that. Yes, in SR and GR you can work with 4D vectors of which one component is timelike but it's a bit deeper than that. To say the fourth dimension is time is oversimplifying.
...it's not as simple as that. Yes, in SR and GR you can work with 4D vectors of which one component is timelike but it's a bit deeper than that. To say the fourth dimension is time is oversimplifying.
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molkman said:
I thought the 4th dimension was time.
It is in physics.
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Personally I think it's better just to look for the virus yourself and find a few filenames. You can Google them and find a program specifically designed to remove said virus most of the time. Doesn't always work, since some viruses use nothing but randomly generated filenames, but it's far more successful than AV programs. I've never seen any AV correctly remove even the most remotely competent malware.
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I recommend keeping a few different AVs on your comp just for that reason. Obviously don't keep them all running all the time, but when you go to scan it's always good to have a few different ones (AVG and Avast are both free, and work pretty well... and download MalwareBytes if you haven't already, it's good for scanning.)
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in hl1, tanks don't move and shoot at the same time.
And you can't do it, unless you use spirit of half life, like you said...
And you can't do it, unless you use spirit of half life, like you said...
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I thought the 4th dimension was time.
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Diligent and distraught, son of King Stephanos, Kronos swings full and strong at the haughty hydra towering over the City of Heraklion, indifferent to the discernible danger brought by damages from incessantly regenerating heads of the vicious hydra,
Kronos lunges once again to desecrate another of the now five heads of the Hydra, Swiftly sword meets flesh severing the head, unfortunate luck as the heap of flesh falls to dirt, the inevitable sprouting of two more heads replaces the last, the newly formed Hydra heads howled at Kronos, and lashed out in anger at the agitating annoyance the hero was creating, landing its lashing tail with ludicrous precision, sending Kronos soaring steadily toward the ground.
From the clouds burst a flaring light, almost like from the heavens, clouds whirling into disperse, a white horse with large angel wings came soaring from the heavens. A gift...Pegasus. Flowing with the wind with grace soaring down towards Kronos and
With a burst of wind and a winding swoop Pegasus willed his way under Kronos and caught him on his back and soared past the heads of the Hydra and circled around the sky softly as it would let Kronos time to settle onto the stead. Swiftly, Pegasus dodges attack after attack from the Hydra, Kronos finally get balanced on the horse and readies his blade to take on the incoming attacks. With greater ease Kronos flew around the Hydra swinging his sword into the necks of each of the heads. However, the heads would keep coming.
One after another. suddenly a head from the flank, hits Pegasus knocking Kronos off. Kronos falls above the Hydra, catching himself, he notices that he is above the head that could kill the Hydra for good. swinging back his sword letting off a large scream in efforts to cut the head, his sword would glisten with light as he swung back, his let off the attack onto the neck of the head cutting through it easily. Severing the head. However, he is still in the graces of the air falling to his death, as the Hydra head would fall above him, and in a swift moment, Pegasus swoops back and catches Kronos. The hydra head would crash into the city, along with the rest of the bodies. Dust flowing over the buildings from the landing. After the dust cleared, joys and cheers screamed into the sky. The people that was still left, rejoiced for their hero's victory...
Years later, Kronos was invited to battle in the new Roman Arena. However he declined. he did not wish to fight for sport or glory. He fought for the people, to save the people when they needed him. A true hero. However his father did not approve of this. Kronos was the hero that saved the city from the Hydra, he was their hero. UnDevious he did what he could for the people. However, Fallacious the king was, he tried his hand at the belevalant hero, over and over. But it was futile. the hero would refuse disobeying his father orders and leaving the city with a group of warriors.
The king angered by this..rounds up 120 warriors to search for his son and kill him. All paid handsomely. Kronos and his fellow warriors, along with his best friend Jax. Heading towards the next town for shopping for wives and family. A good 2 days walk. Sleeping with natures beasts and world. feel its air as it caresses them. Different from the dark cold stones of the city. However, on their second day. They are attacked.
Over the hills around them, through the brushes and trees. Men come wielding swords to fight. Without giving the few warriors time to think.An Ambush that would normally kill any normal traveler. Kronos, easily taking out any man coming to him, he tried hard, to help defend his friends. Man after man fell, along with most of his friends, the fighting waged on for what seemed like a eternity of blood and death. Upon taking down a man, Kronos turns to hear the scream of his friend Jax. Being sliced in the hip by a warrior, accompanied by another. Teaming up on Jax. jax lands on his knees towards Kronos. Looking up at Kronos, blood pouring form his mouth, with his last strength pulled up his shield and stood it upon the ground and gave it a tap, a tap that bounced the dust and blood off of it abit. Kronos knew this sign and quickly ran for the Jax, jumping at mid level onto the shield and off to slice the head off of one of the men, rolling on the ground and back up, Kronos regains balance and sight of the other and easily bests him without a scratch nor trouble.
He ran for Jax's aid holding him in his arms however, he was already loss of life and soul. The others still fighting around him. Only a few friends remained but a good half still lived of the attackers. Out of rage and anger. Kronos takes his sword and Jax's sword, and unleashes his rage and power onto the attackers. Killing many in his fit of rage, a good too many would overwhelm him. and in a great distraught of battle he would finally be struck in the back, cut and tossed to the ground. close to death dark embrace. He would hear a voice..a woman. A woman speaking."It is not your time yet, Kronos." Kronos would then fill a feeling of light, and power among bis body. His eyes glistened blue. He would look up and see that the men have stood back. He then realized, he feels no pain. he feels for his back and realizes.. the cut is gone. He gets up and looks around at the attackers and hears: You now have my powers.. go..unleash my fury" This time the voice was a man.. he didn't know what to do. He decided to keep fighting swinging his sword at one of the attackers in a loud roar, light glistened from his sword once more and as sword contacted with skin lightning shot through the man body sending his body back squrming out of the voltage.
He looked at his bloody sword after this, realizing what just happened before him. he then turned to see the reats of the attackers scatter. He was saved. the gods have blessed him with power and healing. He turned around to see his friends still barely alive. he ran to the one that where left as they where laying on top of the attacks. Kilis.. one of the warriors who was injured in the right hip spoke barely:" The coin...its his.." Kronos' face confused, he looked towards the dead mans body and noticed a bag of money hanging from it. he took it and looked inside to find that the coin was of his kingdom. But not just any coin. Royal.
Realizing what must be done. He stands and helps his friends up. Someone in the royal family has betrayed him. and they will pay. with blood.
Kronos lunges once again to desecrate another of the now five heads of the Hydra, Swiftly sword meets flesh severing the head, unfortunate luck as the heap of flesh falls to dirt, the inevitable sprouting of two more heads replaces the last, the newly formed Hydra heads howled at Kronos, and lashed out in anger at the agitating annoyance the hero was creating, landing its lashing tail with ludicrous precision, sending Kronos soaring steadily toward the ground.
From the clouds burst a flaring light, almost like from the heavens, clouds whirling into disperse, a white horse with large angel wings came soaring from the heavens. A gift...Pegasus. Flowing with the wind with grace soaring down towards Kronos and
With a burst of wind and a winding swoop Pegasus willed his way under Kronos and caught him on his back and soared past the heads of the Hydra and circled around the sky softly as it would let Kronos time to settle onto the stead. Swiftly, Pegasus dodges attack after attack from the Hydra, Kronos finally get balanced on the horse and readies his blade to take on the incoming attacks. With greater ease Kronos flew around the Hydra swinging his sword into the necks of each of the heads. However, the heads would keep coming.
One after another. suddenly a head from the flank, hits Pegasus knocking Kronos off. Kronos falls above the Hydra, catching himself, he notices that he is above the head that could kill the Hydra for good. swinging back his sword letting off a large scream in efforts to cut the head, his sword would glisten with light as he swung back, his let off the attack onto the neck of the head cutting through it easily. Severing the head. However, he is still in the graces of the air falling to his death, as the Hydra head would fall above him, and in a swift moment, Pegasus swoops back and catches Kronos. The hydra head would crash into the city, along with the rest of the bodies. Dust flowing over the buildings from the landing. After the dust cleared, joys and cheers screamed into the sky. The people that was still left, rejoiced for their hero's victory...
Years later, Kronos was invited to battle in the new Roman Arena. However he declined. he did not wish to fight for sport or glory. He fought for the people, to save the people when they needed him. A true hero. However his father did not approve of this. Kronos was the hero that saved the city from the Hydra, he was their hero. UnDevious he did what he could for the people. However, Fallacious the king was, he tried his hand at the belevalant hero, over and over. But it was futile. the hero would refuse disobeying his father orders and leaving the city with a group of warriors.
The king angered by this..rounds up 120 warriors to search for his son and kill him. All paid handsomely. Kronos and his fellow warriors, along with his best friend Jax. Heading towards the next town for shopping for wives and family. A good 2 days walk. Sleeping with natures beasts and world. feel its air as it caresses them. Different from the dark cold stones of the city. However, on their second day. They are attacked.
Over the hills around them, through the brushes and trees. Men come wielding swords to fight. Without giving the few warriors time to think.An Ambush that would normally kill any normal traveler. Kronos, easily taking out any man coming to him, he tried hard, to help defend his friends. Man after man fell, along with most of his friends, the fighting waged on for what seemed like a eternity of blood and death. Upon taking down a man, Kronos turns to hear the scream of his friend Jax. Being sliced in the hip by a warrior, accompanied by another. Teaming up on Jax. jax lands on his knees towards Kronos. Looking up at Kronos, blood pouring form his mouth, with his last strength pulled up his shield and stood it upon the ground and gave it a tap, a tap that bounced the dust and blood off of it abit. Kronos knew this sign and quickly ran for the Jax, jumping at mid level onto the shield and off to slice the head off of one of the men, rolling on the ground and back up, Kronos regains balance and sight of the other and easily bests him without a scratch nor trouble.
He ran for Jax's aid holding him in his arms however, he was already loss of life and soul. The others still fighting around him. Only a few friends remained but a good half still lived of the attackers. Out of rage and anger. Kronos takes his sword and Jax's sword, and unleashes his rage and power onto the attackers. Killing many in his fit of rage, a good too many would overwhelm him. and in a great distraught of battle he would finally be struck in the back, cut and tossed to the ground. close to death dark embrace. He would hear a voice..a woman. A woman speaking."It is not your time yet, Kronos." Kronos would then fill a feeling of light, and power among bis body. His eyes glistened blue. He would look up and see that the men have stood back. He then realized, he feels no pain. he feels for his back and realizes.. the cut is gone. He gets up and looks around at the attackers and hears: You now have my powers.. go..unleash my fury" This time the voice was a man.. he didn't know what to do. He decided to keep fighting swinging his sword at one of the attackers in a loud roar, light glistened from his sword once more and as sword contacted with skin lightning shot through the man body sending his body back squrming out of the voltage.
He looked at his bloody sword after this, realizing what just happened before him. he then turned to see the reats of the attackers scatter. He was saved. the gods have blessed him with power and healing. He turned around to see his friends still barely alive. he ran to the one that where left as they where laying on top of the attacks. Kilis.. one of the warriors who was injured in the right hip spoke barely:" The coin...its his.." Kronos' face confused, he looked towards the dead mans body and noticed a bag of money hanging from it. he took it and looked inside to find that the coin was of his kingdom. But not just any coin. Royal.
Realizing what must be done. He stands and helps his friends up. Someone in the royal family has betrayed him. and they will pay. with blood.
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
Diligent and distraught, son of King Stephanos, Kronos swings full and strong at the haughty hydra towering over the City of Heraklion, indifferent to the discernible danger brought by damages from incessantly regenerating heads of the vicious hydra,
Kronos lunges once again to desecrate another of the now five heads of the Hydra, Swiftly sword meets flesh severing the head, unfortunate luck as the heap of flesh falls to dirt, the inevitable sprouting of two more heads replaces the last, the newly formed Hydra heads howled at Kronos, and lashed out in anger at the agitating annoyance the hero was creating, landing its lashing tail with ludicrous precision, send ing Kronos soaring steadily toward the ground.
From the clouds burst a flaring light, almost like from the heavens, clouds whirling into disperse, a white horse with large wings came soaring from the heavens. A gift...Pegasus. Flowing with the wind with grace soaring down towards Kronos and
With a burst of wind and a winding swoop Pegasus willed his way under Kronos and caught him on his back and soared past the heads of the Hydra and circled around the sky softly as it would let Kronos time to settle onto the stead.
This is what i have so far on this epic poem guys anything you guys could think to add I'm a terrible writer
Kronos lunges once again to desecrate another of the now five heads of the Hydra, Swiftly sword meets flesh severing the head, unfortunate luck as the heap of flesh falls to dirt, the inevitable sprouting of two more heads replaces the last, the newly formed Hydra heads howled at Kronos, and lashed out in anger at the agitating annoyance the hero was creating, landing its lashing tail with ludicrous precision, send ing Kronos soaring steadily toward the ground.
From the clouds burst a flaring light, almost like from the heavens, clouds whirling into disperse, a white horse with large wings came soaring from the heavens. A gift...Pegasus. Flowing with the wind with grace soaring down towards Kronos and
With a burst of wind and a winding swoop Pegasus willed his way under Kronos and caught him on his back and soared past the heads of the Hydra and circled around the sky softly as it would let Kronos time to settle onto the stead.
This is what i have so far on this epic poem guys anything you guys could think to add
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Sounds like your computer is 0wned. Reformat time!
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Ok, this time I typed "best soad song" in the search, and I clicked on the top-ten-lists.com website, but instead I get redirected to http://www.kemptrading.com/
thankfully I can copy the website url in google and paste on the url bar instead
thankfully I can copy the website url in google and paste on the url bar instead
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So my money came in today, and I went and bought a logitech g700 (It's baddass, I love it already). And I also ordered the monitor (asus ml238h), and I also decided to buy a set of speakers (logitech x-540). The speakers I decided would be good for two reasons... 1.) I'm designing a couple games, and I'll be doing all the music myself 2.) I'm a very music-driven person, and I listen to music like 90% of the time I'm awake... so it'll be nice to have some half-decent speakers to listen to.
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superjer said:
All I get is a kiss??!
You WISH you were getting a kiss! You didn't think I'd find out?
That's right, she told me allllll about your devious little plans. You think you can go around trying to convince the intranets that you don't have a beard? Well I found the ORIGINAL photo... that's right people, it was a photoshop this whole time, he DOES have a beard!
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aaronjer said:
You can grind to unlock everything in the game... It takes a LONG time and a lot of VERY BORING grinding... repeat... ...favor grinding...
aaronjer said:
As I've mentioned before, the game actually punishes you for grinding.
I suppose you mean 2 different kind of grinding. Meh.
So, there's pay per month if you want, you can buy everything at once or you could avoid paying at all? That's sweet. I'm quite sure I would be playing without paying unless I was bored of that grinding since I don't have my own credit card. I probably still won't start playing it but it seems really nice actually.
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You can grind to unlock everything in the game and you'll literally be in the same boat as the VIP people except you're not paying. People have done this. It takes a LONG time and a lot of VERY BORING grinding. At least a couple weeks straight of beating the very first few quests to gain some favor, get a few turbine points, delete the character and repeat.
I really do mean it when I say you can unlock absolutely everything by favor grinding. You can also just unlock everything once by paying for points and not pay a monthly fee at all. It costs 200 dollars or so, but you'd have everything unlocked forever and never have to pay again. People do it that way if they believe they'll be playing the game for more than a year anyway.
I pay monthly because I WANT to pay Turbine. They're awesome and made an awesome game. They deserve my monthly payment. I already have virtually everything unlocked anyway. I could stop paying, spend like 20 bucks, and be right back where I was anyway.
They don't need to force people to pay like that potato you mentioned because the game is actually good. People just want to pay for it because they think it's a good game or because they don't want to grind for points. Not because their character has crippling polio and the only cure is cash.
I really do mean it when I say you can unlock absolutely everything by favor grinding. You can also just unlock everything once by paying for points and not pay a monthly fee at all. It costs 200 dollars or so, but you'd have everything unlocked forever and never have to pay again. People do it that way if they believe they'll be playing the game for more than a year anyway.
I pay monthly because I WANT to pay Turbine. They're awesome and made an awesome game. They deserve my monthly payment. I already have virtually everything unlocked anyway. I could stop paying, spend like 20 bucks, and be right back where I was anyway.
They don't need to force people to pay like that potato you mentioned because the game is actually good. People just want to pay for it because they think it's a good game or because they don't want to grind for points. Not because their character has crippling polio and the only cure is cash.
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Just a heads up to everyone that there is new stuff!
The directions above have been updated and are slightly easier now.
I'm not going to be doing binary releases (much) as they take too much of my time.
The directions above have been updated and are slightly easier now.
I'm not going to be doing binary releases (much) as they take too much of my time.
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The underwater palace was easy, and just a little time consuming, because you had to make all the glass, then dive, place the glass, build a cap, then mine out all the water. Nez and I were working on it together (or he placed all the glass at least) and it probably took us an hour? Probably the worst part was connecting the tunnel to the rest of the base because we ran out of torches and skeletons got into it for a while and then if I remember correctly I dug up into some sand and got myself killt.
Diamond takes some level of spelunking ability because you usually stumble into it in caverns where there's lots of lava and you're near the bottom of the world. It's only down there and you can dig in those areas a lot without ever seeing any of it.
Iron you should just be stumbling on all the time while you're exploring caverns, or at least that's how I get mine (HA) along with the gold and the abundant coal and redstone which I never actually use.
I take it you haven't yet found our monster farming devices?
Diamond takes some level of spelunking ability because you usually stumble into it in caverns where there's lots of lava and you're near the bottom of the world. It's only down there and you can dig in those areas a lot without ever seeing any of it.
Iron you should just be stumbling on all the time while you're exploring caverns, or at least that's how I get mine (HA) along with the gold and the abundant coal and redstone which I never actually use.
I take it you haven't yet found our monster farming devices?
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Everything can be obtained without paying for it because you get turbine points by playing the game. Some things can be obtained somewhat faster by paying. NO good items can be bought with real money. The only things you really need to purchase with points are adventure packs, and you only need a couple of them.
There is no penalty for being F2P. You just don't have access to as many things right off the bat. You don't have access to everything right away as VIP either. They didn't split the VIP and F2P quests in any meaningful way. Which quests are good/worth a lot/fun is totally random and with no real connection to whether or not it's free. The really big thing here is that if you have even one friend that is VIP they can use a guest pass that lets you into a quest you haven't purchased... so if you're good at making friends you can go everywhere anyway.
There is no real max level any more. It used to be 20, but now you can reincarnate. When you reincarnate you go back to level 1, can change anything about your character other than your name, start with higher base stats (cumulatively every time you reincarnate) and keep all your items. (this is especially meaningful because the vast majority of items are obtained when you're well above the level requirement to use them) It takes 1.6 times longer to level each time you reincarnate, which thankfully only stacks to a total of 2.2.
People level at extremely variable rates, and it really depends on your character build. If you make a healbot cleric you will only level as fast as the best party you can find. If you make a monk you can go from level 1-12 even on a reincarnated character in 48 hours by soloing everything. This, of course, is only possible if you're an unstoppable badass like me. Leveling gets much, MUCH slower as you get higher level, though. It's possible to hit level 20 with your first character in less than a week, but most people will take a few months.
If you're willing to spend ANY money at all I'd suggest you buy the monk class (only after you've unlocked 32-point builds), because it's fun and relatively easy to get passably good at playing, and the Vale of Twilight adventure pack, because it alone can get you to level 20 easily. Vale is still the first thing you should unlock even if you're doing it the free way.
If you don't want to pay any money you should make a healbot cleric (NOT A MELEE CLERIC THEY ARE TERRIBLE AND EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU IF YOU MAKE ONE) because everyone will always want you in their group, or a wizard because they get unreasonably powerful when they hit level 7. They kinda suck before that... but good god. Fire wall is a retardedly powerful spell. If you're terrible at games you should make a fighter or barbarian because they're by far the easiest to play. They only have a small number of special abilities though, so don't expect them to be particularly exciting to play. They only thing you really, REALLY shouldn't start the game as is a rogue. It takes a huge amount of skill to play a rogue effectively, and even though they are unbelievably powerful in the right hands, trust me when I say you'll just die constantly without doing anything if you try to play one right off the bat. They have the lowest hp in the game, draw aggro like a giant shining beacon, have god awful resistance to spells and most of their stats are devoted to non-combat abilites.
There is no penalty for being F2P. You just don't have access to as many things right off the bat. You don't have access to everything right away as VIP either. They didn't split the VIP and F2P quests in any meaningful way. Which quests are good/worth a lot/fun is totally random and with no real connection to whether or not it's free. The really big thing here is that if you have even one friend that is VIP they can use a guest pass that lets you into a quest you haven't purchased... so if you're good at making friends you can go everywhere anyway.
There is no real max level any more. It used to be 20, but now you can reincarnate. When you reincarnate you go back to level 1, can change anything about your character other than your name, start with higher base stats (cumulatively every time you reincarnate) and keep all your items. (this is especially meaningful because the vast majority of items are obtained when you're well above the level requirement to use them) It takes 1.6 times longer to level each time you reincarnate, which thankfully only stacks to a total of 2.2.
People level at extremely variable rates, and it really depends on your character build. If you make a healbot cleric you will only level as fast as the best party you can find. If you make a monk you can go from level 1-12 even on a reincarnated character in 48 hours by soloing everything. This, of course, is only possible if you're an unstoppable badass like me. Leveling gets much, MUCH slower as you get higher level, though. It's possible to hit level 20 with your first character in less than a week, but most people will take a few months.
If you're willing to spend ANY money at all I'd suggest you buy the monk class (only after you've unlocked 32-point builds), because it's fun and relatively easy to get passably good at playing, and the Vale of Twilight adventure pack, because it alone can get you to level 20 easily. Vale is still the first thing you should unlock even if you're doing it the free way.
If you don't want to pay any money you should make a healbot cleric (NOT A MELEE CLERIC THEY ARE TERRIBLE AND EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU IF YOU MAKE ONE) because everyone will always want you in their group, or a wizard because they get unreasonably powerful when they hit level 7. They kinda suck before that... but good god. Fire wall is a retardedly powerful spell. If you're terrible at games you should make a fighter or barbarian because they're by far the easiest to play. They only have a small number of special abilities though, so don't expect them to be particularly exciting to play. They only thing you really, REALLY shouldn't start the game as is a rogue. It takes a huge amount of skill to play a rogue effectively, and even though they are unbelievably powerful in the right hands, trust me when I say you'll just die constantly without doing anything if you try to play one right off the bat. They have the lowest hp in the game, draw aggro like a giant shining beacon, have god awful resistance to spells and most of their stats are devoted to non-combat abilites.
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So I started playing this, what the FUCK kind of time do y'all have on your hands? My offline biome is lame as shit and then I log into your server and holy CHRIST (I shouted). I dig the underwater place. Also the castle. Also the nekkid zelda (well done aaron).
Never seen anyone actually ON the server though.
Never seen anyone actually ON the server though.
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AJ, I now have a wet spot in my pants.
Now I wonder, since it's free, what's the catch? Spend real money and suddently you're the highest level/get the best armor?
Some De-buff if you don't pay once or twice? (It has actually happened)
Other question, what is the highest level? How long time does it take to level. What I remember from the DD the boardgame is that it takes days of gameplay to level up once.
Boop: apparently you pay for VIP which gives you alot of stuff. I also suppose that these are all bought with real money?
Now I wonder, since it's free, what's the catch? Spend real money and suddently you're the highest level/get the best armor?
Some De-buff if you don't pay once or twice? (It has actually happened
)
Other question, what is the highest level? How long time does it take to level. What I remember from the DD the boardgame is that it takes days of gameplay to level up once.
Boop: apparently you pay for VIP which gives you alot of stuff. I also suppose that these are all bought with real money?
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't know what I'm trying to say any more.
I think it's wrong to say I don't know what I mean by MMO when that was exactly what I was trying to say - though I clearly didn't put it as succinctly as "grind with a chatbox". Which they are, essentially. Because there was Hellgate: London, and it was basically a single-player game, but that didn't stop it being a bit crap. Fair enough if the game itself is actually fun though, I probably put enough time into Bad Company 2 doing what is almost the same thing over and over to count.
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I was just posting information for Bre in a simple to understand manner because she said she needed a blonde-proof character build to work with.
People can stop freaking out about it any time.
People can stop freaking out about it any time.
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You don't understand. If you haven't played several MMOs just trust me. You don't understand. MMO is a terrible name for the genre. What MMO really means is grinding with a chat box. That is ALL it means. The grind might have some different art attached to it but in the end there is no real difference between something like Everquest, Asheron's Call, WoW or even EVE. They're all the same thing. All you do is grind. The only fun there is to have is by talking with people.
The reason DDO is different is because people play it single player. I'm usually not playing with other people or even talking to them. The game is fun on it's own without any interaction with other people. No other MMO can come close to making that claim. And I'm not just playing through something to level up or grind an item, I don't get anything out of the quest other than the fun of playing it at least half the time.
The reason DDO is different is because people play it single player. I'm usually not playing with other people or even talking to them. The game is fun on it's own without any interaction with other people. No other MMO can come close to making that claim. And I'm not just playing through something to level up or grind an item, I don't get anything out of the quest other than the fun of playing it at least half the time.
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molkman said:
Dont spend it all on computer shizz. Nobody really needs a super high quality mouse or keyboard, that's just ridiculous. The standard ones do just fine. Really.
Actually the mouse would save me a ton of time, especially in programs like 3ds max where you have to be clicking different tools every 3 seconds.
I think I might scratch the keyboard for now though, as you're right... not too much of a benefit from it (although it would be a lot better for my back, my laptop sits up pretty high on my desk).
As for the harddrive, I think I also changed my mind on that... Not in taht I don't want to get one, but in that I'm going to go for something different. I found a guy that is selling 72GB 10000rpm 2.5in harddrives on ebay for $30, and for another 30 I can get a portable case with USB3.0... seems like a pretty good deal, and since I'll be working with a lot of HD video and stuff, I think it'll be pretty helpful
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aaronjer said:
It helped at first but now it can no longer stem the flow. I need a higher level of assistance.
You need that to be your signature. And you need Carlito's. Has it almost been another year, already? I think it has....where the fuck does the time go?
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NatureJay said:
You should do what everyone else does with their grant money and hire an asian grad student to do all your work for you.
Truth. Outsource your education. Then when you get a job you're already set up to just pay the guy a small chunk of what you get to be the middle man. Although I know that this has been done before, I can't seem to dig up any of the articles I've seen in the past in the time I'm willing to spend on it. Srsly though, outsource yourself, buy back your own time :)
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Dragontouched!
Mine:
Eldritch: Resistance +5
Tempest: Exceptional Strength +1
Sovereign: Heightened Awareness (Insight AC Bonus +4)
This isn't really set in stone. I actually specifically wanted Resistance +5 and Insight AC Bonus +4, but the Exceptional stat could work just as well in dex, con or wis.
If you don't have a Mabar Cloak of Night, which probably won't be possible to get again for a very long time, you may want deathblock instead of Resistance +5.
The sovereign rune is not up for debate. Heightened Awareness is by far the best option. The only other source of Heightened Awareness +4 is green steel weapons, and monks aren't allowed to use them.
Mine:
Eldritch: Resistance +5
Tempest: Exceptional Strength +1
Sovereign: Heightened Awareness (Insight AC Bonus +4)
This isn't really set in stone. I actually specifically wanted Resistance +5 and Insight AC Bonus +4, but the Exceptional stat could work just as well in dex, con or wis.
If you don't have a Mabar Cloak of Night, which probably won't be possible to get again for a very long time, you may want deathblock instead of Resistance +5.
The sovereign rune is not up for debate. Heightened Awareness is by far the best option. The only other source of Heightened Awareness +4 is green steel weapons, and monks aren't allowed to use them.
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How to compile SPARToR/McDiddy's on Linux
You'll need to install these packages:
gcc git libsdl1.2-dev libsdl-image1.2-dev libsdl-net1.2-dev libglew-dev
For example, on Debian/Ubuntu/Mint this should install everything:
sudo apt-get install gcc git libsdl1.2-dev libsdl-image1.2-dev libsdl-net1.2-dev libglew-dev
Do NOT use sudo/root to do anything from here on...
Clone SPARToR:
cd
git clone https://github.com/superjer/SPARToR
Everything up to here was one-time setup stuff. Get updates, compile and run SPARToR:
cd ~/SPARToR
git pull
make
./spartor
You'll need to install these packages:
gcc git libsdl1.2-dev libsdl-image1.2-dev libsdl-net1.2-dev libglew-dev
For example, on Debian/Ubuntu/Mint this should install everything:
sudo apt-get install gcc git libsdl1.2-dev libsdl-image1.2-dev libsdl-net1.2-dev libglew-dev
Do NOT use sudo/root to do anything from here on...
Clone SPARToR:
cd
git clone https://github.com/superjer/SPARToR
Everything up to here was one-time setup stuff. Get updates, compile and run SPARToR:
cd ~/SPARToR
git pull
make
./spartor
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How to compile SPARToR/McDiddy's on Windows (64 bit)
The easy way to get everything you need at once is to install the Git for Windows SDK.
Go to this page:
https://git-for-windows.github.io/
Scroll to the bottom to find the SDK button. Get the 64 bit version and install it.
When it's done installing a billion things, you should get a command prompt.
Now you need the the libraries SPARToR uses. You don't need to download/unzip/compile them anymore! Just run this pacman command and say yes when it asks:
pacman -S mingw-w64-x86_64-SDL2 mingw-w64-x86_64-SDL2_net mingw-w64-x86_64-SDL2_image mingw-w64-x86_64-glew
That's it!
Now clone the SPARToR source code via Git:
cd /
git clone https://github.com/superjer/SPARToR
Everything up to here was one-time setup stuff. This last part will update your files and compile SPARToR and run it. This is the only part you need to repeat to check out the latest stuff in the future.
cd /SPARToR
git pull
make
./mcdiddy.exe <OR> ./deadking.exe
The easy way to get everything you need at once is to install the Git for Windows SDK.
Go to this page:
https://git-for-windows.github.io/
Scroll to the bottom to find the SDK button. Get the 64 bit version and install it.
When it's done installing a billion things, you should get a command prompt.
Now you need the the libraries SPARToR uses. You don't need to download/unzip/compile them anymore! Just run this pacman command and say yes when it asks:
pacman -S mingw-w64-x86_64-SDL2 mingw-w64-x86_64-SDL2_net mingw-w64-x86_64-SDL2_image mingw-w64-x86_64-glew
That's it!
Now clone the SPARToR source code via Git:
cd /
git clone https://github.com/superjer/SPARToR
Everything up to here was one-time setup stuff. This last part will update your files and compile SPARToR and run it. This is the only part you need to repeat to check out the latest stuff in the future.
cd /SPARToR
git pull
make
./mcdiddy.exe <OR> ./deadking.exe
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You don't need pointers. They are just one way of doing things.
In low level languages, and at the hardware level, pointers are everywhere, though. If you dig down enough, everything on a computer is about memory addresses.
Example use of a pointer:
Let's say you want to efficiently store the current state of the keyboard, and the previous state of the keyboard. In a game or something.
Let's say there's an API call GetKeyboardState( int array[255] ) to which you pass an array, and it fills it with a 0 or 1 at each position depending on whether each key is currently pressed down.
Let's make 2 arrays to hold the current and previous states:
int kb_state_1[255];
Now let's make 2 pointers:
int * previous_keyboard_state = kb_state_1;
Now everytime we read a new keyboard state, swap where the pointers are pointing, and read in the new data.
int * temp = previous_keyboard_state;
previous_keyboard_state = current_keyboard_state;
current_keyboard_state = temp;
GetKeyboardState( current_keyboard_state );
...
This is somewhat efficient because you don't actually have to move the whole 255-element arrays at any time. You just switch the pointers.
Hope I didn't screw that up...
In low level languages, and at the hardware level, pointers are everywhere, though. If you dig down enough, everything on a computer is about memory addresses.
Example use of a pointer:
Let's say you want to efficiently store the current state of the keyboard, and the previous state of the keyboard. In a game or something.
Let's say there's an API call GetKeyboardState( int array[255] ) to which you pass an array, and it fills it with a 0 or 1 at each position depending on whether each key is currently pressed down.
Let's make 2 arrays to hold the current and previous states:
code
int kb_state_0[255];int kb_state_1[255];
Now let's make 2 pointers:
code
int * current_keyboard_state = kb_state_0;int * previous_keyboard_state = kb_state_1;
Now everytime we read a new keyboard state, swap where the pointers are pointing, and read in the new data.
code
...int * temp = previous_keyboard_state;
previous_keyboard_state = current_keyboard_state;
current_keyboard_state = temp;
GetKeyboardState( current_keyboard_state );
...
This is somewhat efficient because you don't actually have to move the whole 255-element arrays at any time. You just switch the pointers.
Hope I didn't screw that up...
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Quote:
Pointers to data significantly improve performance for repetitive operations such as traversing strings, lookup tables, control tables and tree structures. In particular, it is often much cheaper in time and space to copy and dereference pointers than it is to copy and access the data to which the pointers point.
Pointers are also used to hold the addresses of entry points for called subroutines in procedural programming and for run-time linking to dynamic link libraries (DLLs). In Object-oriented programming, pointers to functions are used for binding methods, often using what are called virtual method tables.
See more at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointer_%28computing%29
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So yesterday, I was sitting at home being lazy and doing nothing productive... as usual... and then it hit me. I voice in my head screamed out "FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH, YO!", and I got really excited, because I had previously forgotten all about the delicious toast-shaped breakfast cereal. So I was about to set out to the store to buy some, when it clicked in my head thats its been a long time since I've even heard anyone mention this cereal, so I figured I'd google it to confirm it still exists, when much to my disliking I found out THEY ONLY MAKE IT IN CANADA
Then I got to thinking, and remembered yet another delicious food that is no longer made... 3d Doritos. Those were so good
I already knew they didn't make these anymore, but since I found out they still have French Toast Crunch in Canada, I figured I'd see if 3d Doritos are still made anywhere. MEXICO
So I technically could still get both of these, but it'd be like $25-$30 PER BOX/BAG
Anyways, they should make both of these again
Then I got to thinking, and remembered yet another delicious food that is no longer made... 3d Doritos. Those were so good
I already knew they didn't make these anymore, but since I found out they still have French Toast Crunch in Canada, I figured I'd see if 3d Doritos are still made anywhere. MEXICO
So I technically could still get both of these, but it'd be like $25-$30 PER BOX/BAG
Anyways, they should make both of these again
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buq25 said:
That's what, the 12th time?
And WHY would they want that?
And WHY would they want that?
To stop the information flow?
Truck
User
That's what, the 12th time?
And WHY would they want that?
And WHY would they want that?
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time to do
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You: ;)
Stranger: wat no
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Stranger: Hiiii... :)
You: urgh
You: not a nother girl
Stranger: I am female. 20 years old. Where are you from?
You: what your gona talk dirty now?
Stranger: I am from California... very sexy and honey... :). Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am very hornyyyy :(
You: jesus hates me today
Stranger: If you promise to send yours I can send you mine
You: i have the claps
Stranger: give me your email or I can give you the link where you can see my photos. Do you have account in adultfriendfidner???
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I got to know about minecraft from youtube, after a couple of bored hours. I got it and all my friends went like "noooes" before playing it.
I managed to lure them both in, they now spend most of their time playing Minecraft or swearing to Notch for making it too "bad". Bad as in "I can't play, it sucks!"
I managed to lure them both in, they now spend most of their time playing Minecraft or swearing to Notch for making it too "bad". Bad as in "I can't play, it sucks!"
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I don't know if I qualify. I didn't play it when I knew I didn't have time to play it, but when the LAN party came around and people said LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT, I did.
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NatureJay said:
Some of you may not understand the significance of discovering an sbanth mining facility, so I'll elaborate.
Minecraft is a game that lends itself to multiple playing styles, but in general, the game encourages building on a massive scale. Commie builds giant castles that aren't that interesting to look at but are still enormous. Crytax builds highways from one place to the next that are too large and of such a quality of material as to be kind of mind-numbing. aaronjer tends to build giant naked pictures of Zelda along with one or more Cloud Lodge Cumuli and Nezumi spends most of his time building elaborate redstone mechanisms or stuffing TNT into where it clearly doesn't belong. Superjer, at least recently, has been building monster traps and a large railway system. For my own part, I just build staircases, or bridges, or mineshafts that aren't that interesting unless I end up inspired somehow.
sbanth doesn't build anything, except for that one fishing lodge which you aren't allowed to litter in. sbanth just digs. Digging is the only thing sbanth does. There are almost never any torches, never any caverns that seem to open up, no directions are posted, and the shafts are never more than a block wide. sbanth mining operations continue until lava is reached, at which point sbanth dies, and then spends several hours trying to retrieve a corpse, only managing to create more and more corpses until eventually he gives up and starts doing something different.
So, you can see how clearly important this discovery is.
Minecraft is a game that lends itself to multiple playing styles, but in general, the game encourages building on a massive scale. Commie builds giant castles that aren't that interesting to look at but are still enormous. Crytax builds highways from one place to the next that are too large and of such a quality of material as to be kind of mind-numbing. aaronjer tends to build giant naked pictures of Zelda along with one or more Cloud Lodge Cumuli and Nezumi spends most of his time building elaborate redstone mechanisms or stuffing TNT into where it clearly doesn't belong. Superjer, at least recently, has been building monster traps and a large railway system. For my own part, I just build staircases, or bridges, or mineshafts that aren't that interesting unless I end up inspired somehow.
sbanth doesn't build anything, except for that one fishing lodge which you aren't allowed to litter in. sbanth just digs. Digging is the only thing sbanth does. There are almost never any torches, never any caverns that seem to open up, no directions are posted, and the shafts are never more than a block wide. sbanth mining operations continue until lava is reached, at which point sbanth dies, and then spends several hours trying to retrieve a corpse, only managing to create more and more corpses until eventually he gives up and starts doing something different.
So, you can see how clearly important this discovery is.
ACCURATE.
Also, despite the lack of any essential structure or defining features to the tunnel network, the only appropriate nomenclature is in fact "mining facility" as NatureJay has kindly pointed out.
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time to rev up this shit
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Stranger: hey asl
You: hmmmmm
You: if i told you then id have to talk to you
You: quite a dilemma
Stranger: and im pretty interesting
You: how so?
Stranger: ul see if u tell me
You: ehhhhh
You: i knew it
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You: yah
Stranger: hi
You: thats hot
Stranger: what
You: wana come down to my celler for some popcicles?
You: *slurp*
Stranger: no
You: howa bout you grab that pillow
Stranger: but why
You: because im coming in dry!
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You: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You: NO
You: NO!
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You: if you could sleep with aney man/woman on the earth but you had to watch your parents have sex first, that will eventualey end up creating you, would you?
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Stranger: I am the Oracle, you may ask one question
You: oh god
You: my frend had one of you
You: hmmm
You: well shit
You: im good
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You: my chick at the time was blowing me in the middle of me fucking her
i came in her mouth
then cried for 2 hours straight
shit was mildly cash?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you
Stranger: shut
Stranger: up
Stranger: ^^
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Stranger: Gay?
You: no thank you
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: ._.
Stranger: asl?
You: im like 109 male somthing
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You: hmmmmm
You: if i told you then id have to talk to you
You: quite a dilemma
Stranger: and im pretty interesting
You: how so?
Stranger: ul see if u tell me
You: ehhhhh
You: i knew it
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You: yah
Stranger: hi
You: thats hot
Stranger: what
You: wana come down to my celler for some popcicles?
You: *slurp*
Stranger: no
You: howa bout you grab that pillow
Stranger: but why
You: because im coming in dry!
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You: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You: NO
You: NO!
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You: my chick at the time was blowing me in the middle of me fucking her
i came in her mouth
then cried for 2 hours straight
shit was mildly cash?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you
Stranger: shut
Stranger: up
Stranger: ^^
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Some of you may not understand the significance of discovering an sbanth mining facility, so I'll elaborate.
Minecraft is a game that lends itself to multiple playing styles, but in general, the game encourages building on a massive scale. Commie builds giant castles that aren't that interesting to look at but are still enormous. Crytax builds highways from one place to the next that are too large and of such a quality of material as to be kind of mind-numbing. aaronjer tends to build giant naked pictures of Zelda along with one or more Cloud Lodge Cumuli and Nezumi spends most of his time building elaborate redstone mechanisms or stuffing TNT into where it clearly doesn't belong. Superjer, at least recently, has been building monster traps and a large railway system. For my own part, I just build staircases, or bridges, or mineshafts that aren't that interesting unless I end up inspired somehow.
sbanth doesn't build anything, except for that one fishing lodge which you aren't allowed to litter in. sbanth just digs. Digging is the only thing sbanth does. There are almost never any torches, never any caverns that seem to open up, no directions are posted, and the shafts are never more than a block wide. sbanth mining operations continue until lava is reached, at which point sbanth dies, and then spends several hours trying to retrieve a corpse, only managing to create more and more corpses until eventually he gives up and starts doing something different.
So, you can see how clearly important this discovery is.
Minecraft is a game that lends itself to multiple playing styles, but in general, the game encourages building on a massive scale. Commie builds giant castles that aren't that interesting to look at but are still enormous. Crytax builds highways from one place to the next that are too large and of such a quality of material as to be kind of mind-numbing. aaronjer tends to build giant naked pictures of Zelda along with one or more Cloud Lodge Cumuli and Nezumi spends most of his time building elaborate redstone mechanisms or stuffing TNT into where it clearly doesn't belong. Superjer, at least recently, has been building monster traps and a large railway system. For my own part, I just build staircases, or bridges, or mineshafts that aren't that interesting unless I end up inspired somehow.
sbanth doesn't build anything, except for that one fishing lodge which you aren't allowed to litter in. sbanth just digs. Digging is the only thing sbanth does. There are almost never any torches, never any caverns that seem to open up, no directions are posted, and the shafts are never more than a block wide. sbanth mining operations continue until lava is reached, at which point sbanth dies, and then spends several hours trying to retrieve a corpse, only managing to create more and more corpses until eventually he gives up and starts doing something different.
So, you can see how clearly important this discovery is.
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Stranger: Hey babe why go out with that Cullen when you can go out with me Jacob lack or I may have to KILL YOU AND OUR UNBORN CHILD!
You: hmm
You: good plot line
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You: AWW SHIT
Stranger: hey
You: IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: what?! lol
You: on a boat
You: SAUSE IM SAILEN ON A BOAT
You: TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK CAUSE IM ON A BOAT
You: CANT STOP ME MOTHAFUCKA CAUSE IM ON A BOAT
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Stranger: War
You: ITS A BOUT TO GO DOWN!
You: IM ON A BOAT
You: ERR BODEY LOOK AT ME
You: CAUSE IM SALEN ON A BOAT
Stranger: Wao
You: CANT STOP ME CAUSE IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: Fuk urself
You: LET ME GET MY FLIPPY FLOPPYS
You: THIS ISINT SEA WORLD
You: IM ON A BOAT DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET
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Stranger: hey yo.
You: do you have a moment to talk about jesus?
Stranger: Jesus who?
Stranger: I know no Jesus.
You: our great savoir
You: the king of kings.
Stranger: Isn't God the king of the kings?
Stranger: Duh.
You: god is his father
Stranger: I wonder how the sex felt.
Stranger: It must have been glorious.
Stranger: Don't you think?
You: i haven't the slightest idea.
Stranger: Of course you don't.
You: do you know about Jesus?
Stranger: I do.
You: and all his great wonders?
Stranger: What wonders? He was just a little prick who felt sorry for himself all the time.
You: BLASPHEME!
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You: QUE?!
You: ENGLISH!
You: DO IT RIGHT NEXT TIME
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You: hmm
You: good plot line
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Stranger: hey
You: IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: what?! lol
You: on a boat
You: SAUSE IM SAILEN ON A BOAT
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You: IM ON A BOAT
You: ERR BODEY LOOK AT ME
You: CAUSE IM SALEN ON A BOAT
Stranger: Wao
You: CANT STOP ME CAUSE IM ON A BOAT
Stranger: Fuk urself
You: LET ME GET MY FLIPPY FLOPPYS
You: THIS ISINT SEA WORLD
You: IM ON A BOAT DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET
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Stranger: hey yo.
You: do you have a moment to talk about jesus?
Stranger: Jesus who?
Stranger: I know no Jesus.
You: our great savoir
You: the king of kings.
Stranger: Isn't God the king of the kings?
Stranger: Duh.
You: god is his father
Stranger: I wonder how the sex felt.
Stranger: It must have been glorious.
Stranger: Don't you think?
You: i haven't the slightest idea.
Stranger: Of course you don't.
You: do you know about Jesus?
Stranger: I do.
You: and all his great wonders?
Stranger: What wonders? He was just a little prick who felt sorry for himself all the time.
You: BLASPHEME!
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You: QUE?!
You: ENGLISH!
You: DO IT RIGHT NEXT TIME
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So I'm looking to put together a decent system for my truck, and the more I look around, the more I realize I don't know what I'm doing.
So to start off, I currently have a pair of these, which I definitely plan to use. I need to replace the 4x6's in the dash, and was thinking with going pioneer again, as the ones I just linked to are really nice, and quite affordable... but I'm open to suggestions.
As for subs, I'm thinking about using two of these. They're normally 70-80 bucks a piece, but I found them for $40 a pop (still get the 2 year warranty too). Open to suggestions on subs as well, but this is what I'm looking at for now.
As for a deck, I don't really know what to get... or what I need, rather. The two Pioneers I have now are 300W max, so I'm guessing I need a deck with 200-250W? I don't wanna push those speakers to the max, but at the same time I still wanna hear them xD
And then comes the part I know nothing about... an amp/capacitor. First off, do I need a capacitor for something like this? If so, any reccomendations?
And for the amp... since I'll have two subs that are 1000W max each, I'd need an 1800W amp to push them to the max, right? (assuming the deck is 200W)
Also, does an amp split the watts between speakers? (ie, an 800W amp would give 400W or 800W to each speaker?)
Sorry for so many questions, but if I'm gonna spend a decent amount of money on this I wanna make sure I do it right
So to start off, I currently have a pair of these, which I definitely plan to use. I need to replace the 4x6's in the dash, and was thinking with going pioneer again, as the ones I just linked to are really nice, and quite affordable... but I'm open to suggestions.
As for subs, I'm thinking about using two of these. They're normally 70-80 bucks a piece, but I found them for $40 a pop (still get the 2 year warranty too). Open to suggestions on subs as well, but this is what I'm looking at for now.
As for a deck, I don't really know what to get... or what I need, rather. The two Pioneers I have now are 300W max, so I'm guessing I need a deck with 200-250W? I don't wanna push those speakers to the max, but at the same time I still wanna hear them xD
And then comes the part I know nothing about... an amp/capacitor. First off, do I need a capacitor for something like this? If so, any reccomendations?
And for the amp... since I'll have two subs that are 1000W max each, I'd need an 1800W amp to push them to the max, right? (assuming the deck is 200W)
Also, does an amp split the watts between speakers? (ie, an 800W amp would give 400W or 800W to each speaker?)
Sorry for so many questions, but if I'm gonna spend a decent amount of money on this I wanna make sure I do it right
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No shit. It seemed like for a time they were all just going out of their way to come up with an earlier and more complicated origin story. Now you play as embryonic Link. You'll get a sword in the final hour of gameplay. Divide those cells, bitches.
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sprinkles said:
I have a feeling that anything you make in 3Ds Max will be to complex to actually work in Hammer/Counter Strike.
Why not jus' map with Hammer?
Why not jus' map with Hammer?
Exactly.
The effort and time it would take to import a 3dsmax file into hammer and then correct it enough for it to compile and work properly just isn't worth it.
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It's also fucking annoying that nothing is really permanent in the game which means that any time you'd have to complete a dungeon again if you wanted to reap the world changing effects of it. I quit shortly after playing through the first dungeon when I realized that.
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Majora's Mask is awful. The controls work differently every time you take ten steps. It's fucking annoying.
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Well, I don't see RPGs as something with story telling. I see them as the games you have to play more than 30 hours to get halfways into the game.
I've always seen Zelda as one of those but greatly better. Not good enough for me, though. Not if I have to pay for it to test it. Except, like an emulator.
Well, my emulator seems to love crashing after I got windows 7, with the longest non-stop playing I've had on it now is 30 min. Like, defeating Crookomire in Super Metroid for it to crash and force me to replay that boss. The eleventh time...
I doubt I'll test Zelda that way.
Speaking of Zelda, the most entertaining-looking Zelda game would be Majora's Mask.
I've always seen Zelda as one of those but greatly better. Not good enough for me, though. Not if I have to pay for it to test it. Except, like an emulator.
Well, my emulator seems to love crashing after I got windows 7, with the longest non-stop playing I've had on it now is 30 min. Like, defeating Crookomire in Super Metroid for it to crash and force me to replay that boss. The eleventh time...
I doubt I'll test Zelda that way.
Speaking of Zelda, the most entertaining-looking Zelda game would be Majora's Mask.
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A forty watt bulb ought to do it. Like I said last time.
By the way, if you actually try this and end up electrocuting yourself, I am not taking any responsibility, not that I think there's a legal case for it. I've said it's not the best of plans and you'd be better buying one. Just in case, y'know?
By the way, if you actually try this and end up electrocuting yourself, I am not taking any responsibility, not that I think there's a legal case for it. I've said it's not the best of plans and you'd be better buying one. Just in case, y'know?
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if you think i didnt read it, ur wrong, and the second time, when it worked, i did nothing different than the first time. and now it doesnt work again
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Rockbomb said:
I think Sprinkles was being sarcastic and making fun of how little the halflife engine can handle... I think.
Haha maby, but at least I got an answer so I don't waste time trying to figure it out
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Well you should probably post this in the hammer mapping section.
But I was wondering, how did you make your map with no leeches? Every time I make a map there is always leeches.
But I was wondering, how did you make your map with no leeches? Every time I make a map there is always leeches.
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Follow the tutorial properly this time round :)
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the_cloud_system said:
the only time i help in hammer mapping and im called crazy...
Cloudy, you so crazy.
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the only time i help in hammer mapping and im called crazy...
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cstrike-planet.com is pretty good, has lot of users but the maps can take some time to be displayed on the site once uploaded.
maps.counter-strike.com has a lot of users but also can take some time for the maps to be shown once uploaded.
fpsbanana.com is good in that maps are uploaded immediately, but the site has really lost a lot of users over time and doesn't seem to have as many as the other two sites.
maps.counter-strike.com has a lot of users but also can take some time for the maps to be shown once uploaded.
fpsbanana.com is good in that maps are uploaded immediately, but the site has really lost a lot of users over time and doesn't seem to have as many as the other two sites.
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ok but how dl time is example 3 seconds?
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Its the amount of time that something delays before starting... hence the term "delay time".
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This is exactly what I'm thinking every time I see one of these in a movie.
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nevertheless said:
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http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=961363
BTW, that link is the first thing that pops up when you google it.
Try harder next time.
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Yup, still really bad. Like last time. This time, I'll give you tips though:
Fire doesn't move when the source moves (your pillar of fire moves like a stick from the front of the paintball gun). Instead, it emits and then moves independently from it's environment. If you were to, say, composite a blast of fire coming from an actual flamethrower in there, it might look better. In fact, always use actual footage of things in your composites.
Spread: fire doesn't come out looking like a stick either, it spreads out and billows.
Smoke: Where is it? Fire makes smoke. And find real smoke.
Effect on Environment: The area around you should light up in relationship to the position of the flame.
Finally, color correct the entire image to make everything look cohesive. An overall correction to add some style, but also correct each individual element in the composite UNDER that final correction so they all look like they're supposed to be there. Look at your natural lighting (and light quality), and adjust according.
To wit: http://www.videocopilot.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Blog_Outtake_web.mov
You're welcome.
Fire doesn't move when the source moves (your pillar of fire moves like a stick from the front of the paintball gun). Instead, it emits and then moves independently from it's environment. If you were to, say, composite a blast of fire coming from an actual flamethrower in there, it might look better. In fact, always use actual footage of things in your composites.
Spread: fire doesn't come out looking like a stick either, it spreads out and billows.
Smoke: Where is it? Fire makes smoke. And find real smoke.
Effect on Environment: The area around you should light up in relationship to the position of the flame.
Finally, color correct the entire image to make everything look cohesive. An overall correction to add some style, but also correct each individual element in the composite UNDER that final correction so they all look like they're supposed to be there. Look at your natural lighting (and light quality), and adjust according.
To wit: http://www.videocopilot.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Blog_Outtake_web.mov
You're welcome.
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Vegas for editing, After Effects for color correction and compositing (which at times involves some Photoshop).
If you have a Mac, Final Cut Pro is the obvious option. I personally like Vegas better, but working on various jobs I have to work in FCP from time to time, and it's pretty easy to get used to.
If you have a Mac, Final Cut Pro is the obvious option. I personally like Vegas better, but working on various jobs I have to work in FCP from time to time, and it's pretty easy to get used to.
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awesome, especially considering the time frame...impressed
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So there was a "Game Jam" taking place on Newgrounds for the last three days. Everyone got thrown together in random teams of four, one programmer (me), two artists and a wildcard (musician in our case).
Here's the game we've made in those 3 days.
Our two artists never showed up though, so I did alot of art and we later grabbed another artist. There are a ton of things that could be improved, but there wasn't enough time, so...
Here's the game we've made in those 3 days.
Our two artists never showed up though, so I did alot of art and we later grabbed another artist. There are a ton of things that could be improved, but there wasn't enough time, so...
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Okay, classic problem again: I have a LEAK in my map. For the moment i surrounded it with a big box for testing the rest at speed, but as the rule says 'NEVER SURROUND YOUR MAP WITH A BIG BOX', i need a sollution. I loaded up a pointfile, but after a few dozen units the line collides with another line, and i get completely lost as to where the leak might be. The places on my 2D's where the line exits seem to be all closed off and safe. Weird enough the box isn't really affecting compilation time in anything really big, nor does it cause lag in game.
Also, if i place a URL, how do i make it show another text than the URL itself?
I am already quite familiar with leaks, but i have checked most places, it doesn't appear to be leaking. So what is going wrong then? No entities out of map either.
Also, if i place a URL, how do i make it show another text than the URL itself?
Also, if i place a URL, how do i make it show another text than the URL itself?
I am already quite familiar with leaks, but i have checked most places, it doesn't appear to be leaking. So what is going wrong then? No entities out of map either.
Also, if i place a URL, how do i make it show another text than the URL itself?
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Lol i never really thought of that as faces! :P. But weird enough, in zhlt.wad 'Origin' was green with O's, 'AAAtrigger' was purple with T's, and 'Clip' was white with C's. When i added halflife.wad, i get two of each texture, the old one and the "faces". Each time i try to apply the old ones, it automatically applies the new one.
About your wall; you COULD make an invivible, shoot through wall, but you would have to enclose it with a solid, world brush. I still wonder: why would you want to have a wall outside your map, which isn't accessible by player OR bullet if your map isn't leaking?
About the shrinking, i was wondering that for a while too. I sometimes make these mice sized maps, where you are really small, and everything is really big. Would be handy if i could use enlarge for that. You could individually select your walls, shrink those, then the furniture, shrink that, then everything else, shrink that. Two problems tho: you can't shrink the players, they will always stay the same size. Also, you can't make decalls smaller or larger.
About your wall; you COULD make an invivible, shoot through wall, but you would have to enclose it with a solid, world brush. I still wonder: why would you want to have a wall outside your map, which isn't accessible by player OR bullet if your map isn't leaking?
About the shrinking, i was wondering that for a while too. I sometimes make these mice sized maps, where you are really small, and everything is really big. Would be handy if i could use enlarge for that. You could individually select your walls, shrink those, then the furniture, shrink that, then everything else, shrink that. Two problems tho: you can't shrink the players, they will always stay the same size. Also, you can't make decalls smaller or larger.
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Can this func_wall be also outside map's limiter? One time I got error that any entity can't be outside of the map, I need all walls outside to be invisible.
I want to resize the whole map, all objects to a smaller size, I understand when it's not possible, but maybe it isn't...?
I want to resize the whole map, all objects to a smaller size, I understand when it's not possible, but maybe it isn't
...?
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Theres some bugs online where when you spawn your gun dissapears and so your aiming with your p;alm. Unless you have a sniper then its scoped and ok. My first time playing i also got spawn glitched and became invulnerable but was unable to move/nor see my char but our Father tolod us it rarely happens. Its never happend since so.
The story im not too far in..im actually stuck. But its really fun. I particularly enjoy the commanding squads feature of the game allowing you to lead your team fully, saying theres no one els on the team. but me and Jigsaw is usually on teams and he usually has the anti-tank team and i have the sniper team plus the rest of the squads allowing me to command and sit back in the back and snipe.. Its realism is also awesome being able to shoot a guy in the leg, he cant sprint. Arm: bad aiming. Heart: Dead. Head: dead.. Plus you can incapacitate them or just wound them enough to bleed-out if they dont dress their wounds..(If i forget anything els Jigsaw will probably fix this) But not many people play it cause of main stream games.(Cod)
And there is expansions for new maps but still not much. But i mean if you like a game like this its a good 20 bucks to spend.
The story im not too far in..im actually stuck. But its really fun. I particularly enjoy the commanding squads feature of the game allowing you to lead your team fully, saying theres no one els on the team. but me and Jigsaw is usually on teams and he usually has the anti-tank team and i have the sniper team plus the rest of the squads allowing me to command and sit back in the back and snipe.. Its realism is also awesome being able to shoot a guy in the leg, he cant sprint. Arm: bad aiming. Heart: Dead. Head: dead.. Plus you can incapacitate them or just wound them enough to bleed-out if they dont dress their wounds..(If i forget anything els Jigsaw will probably fix this) But not many people play it cause of main stream games.(Cod)
And there is expansions for new maps but still not much. But i mean if you like a game like this its a good 20 bucks to spend.
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Be fair, you can funk any time. There was jazz-funk in the 80s and there's some really cool African funk my flatmate has a CD of.
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i tried, my player also pass that. i added a floor but it deletes it in game, it said soemthing about too low velocity or something at the first time i used it.
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nectar said:
This is the second time i made a map and the floor is endless, when i enter the map it appear like theres no floor, it just falls down and never stops, can anyone help me?
Does your map have a floor?
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nectar said:
This is the second time i made a map and the floor is endless, when i enter the map it appear like theres no floor, it just falls down and never stops, can anyone help me?
umm , my guess would be to put a invis block underneath your map so when you fall you hit the invis block , there for your player will die
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This is the second time i made a map and the floor is endless, when i enter the map it appear like theres no floor, it just falls down and never stops, can anyone help me?
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i dont wana ipad
seams like a waste of time
seams like a waste of time
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The man in the orange has it - make sure you copy the batch file correctly this time.
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cheap way to do a object spin alot of time, perpetual, doesnt matter if its cirlce or not, onl that is cheap and easy
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Here's what Windows thought I said:
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Stop stop stop this is enough you wore retarded you are recorded retarded thank you you work hard black dance is betting that close to being right
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I love Malibu so much that she doesn't even know I love her. Thank you for your time. I'm cutting her right now and she adores it because she is a whore best bark by a left of the Chinese Aristide LAC Dolores it because he's a horror best by Chris but it's a new state that still has its share of the bigger of this should I do that if there is the lack of dollars it because see he's a far the spikes Fiske is that they state that they live in their bigger the asphalt you broke selected for the 18th lotion if I didn't lose a little of that battle at all like and broke windows of I broke my ego node as I broke my flat denials what if a boobs a yearbook the high will owe you wanna talk to the crazy machine that does have a clue what's going on 11 nice for Ya wanna bark no barking of earth I love you too will will allow bill weld as in the kind of bucking three of my guy out windows he thought windows use that windows you stock sock stock bucking sock windows CE stock and why of this could go on for hours willow when does the city and know what the folks coming on the infant's head back to the craziest bit was like a Baghdad story are read by a drunk man I said at the battered stories written by a drunk man that the story be a ad of the Hague of this is the consent didn't hear one of the insane when the loudoun download and that other programs so I can get to sit down Ali que would use the Beckett and play Allah well here you can even do that for me like why can I play allow with this stupid speech recognition said what was that I just felt that a tire for the paragraph and say what was that the this to estimate the length.
Stop stop stop this is enough you wore retarded you are recorded retarded thank you you work hard black dance is betting that close to being right
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I just use a treadmill or exercise bike and go full blast for like 20 minutes or until I pass out. And I eat nothing at all. Nothing with nutritional value. You get a slightly higher chance of organ failure, but you lose a lot less muscle mass.
This is really key. Most people think it sounds like weeks of torture, but it's really just two days of being uncomfortable and then you're just kinda tired for a long time.
phoenix_r said:
After day three the urge for food is negligable.
This is really key. Most people think it sounds like weeks of torture, but it's really just two days of being uncomfortable and then you're just kinda tired for a long time.
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phoenix_r said:
After day three the urge for food is negligable. I've never done a water-only fast, but I've done mastercleanse and juice fasting before where you still get some nutrients but not many. Mastercleanse is pretty legit, you subsist off of a sort of lemonade - fresh-squeezed lemon juice, cayenne pepper (the hotter the better - good stuff will list the BTUs), and grade b maple syrup (grade b is less filtered than grade a, more of the 'good stuff'). It's important to remain (or become) somewhat active during your period of fasting to maintain metabolism. While you won't have the energy to run a marathon, a decent daily stroll or leisurely bike ride (1/2hr a day minimum, or less time of a more physically intense activity) is highly encouraged. GLHF!
This post made me hungry.
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After day three the urge for food is negligable. I've never done a water-only fast, but I've done mastercleanse and juice fasting before where you still get some nutrients but not many. Mastercleanse is pretty legit, you subsist off of a sort of lemonade - fresh-squeezed lemon juice, cayenne pepper (the hotter the better - good stuff will list the BTUs), and grade b maple syrup (grade b is less filtered than grade a, more of the 'good stuff'). It's important to remain (or become) somewhat active during your period of fasting to maintain metabolism. While you won't have the energy to run a marathon, a decent daily stroll or leisurely bike ride (1/2hr a day minimum, or less time of a more physically intense activity) is highly encouraged. GLHF!
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Spin for a long time, you say - well, spin for a long time undriven? Probably just a really heavy metal disc would do it, provided you can get it going.
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well, sorr for not answering XD i forgot about this post.. well you said this wont function... well so someone can tell me how exactly it should be? like to make it spin for alot of time. and doesnt matter if it goes counter clockwise or no... thanks alot.
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Whoa. I love Trippel. I decided to finish off the 6-pack that I gave you a bottle of. First time I've ever gotten good and drunk off beer. Never could do it before because I thought it was gross. Trippel goes great with peanut butter & jelly sammiches.
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Nezumi said:
3: I was utterly floored by The Suburbs. Various songs in it were stuck in my head continuously for 3 straight weeks. No joke. I hadn't really heard anything by them before, besides Ready to Start on the radio, which was pretty ok, but I listened to the rest of it and fell in love. I think it's better than Neon Bible, although I've only listened to that one time through. I haven't heard any of Funerals, but maybe I should. I really liked the way The Suburbs worked as a whole album, and not only as individual songs. Reminds me of the Gorillas albums Demon Days and Plastic Beach.
I went to see them tonight, more later. They were awesome.
I mean, I'll post later.
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pls anybody help=S.ok its my first time doing my own map and i got stuck=S.the place where i have do choose ct or T spawn!! ! when i choose this lightbulb thing to place spawn i suppouta get this wee box on the right hand side of the screen where it says ENTITIES and AMBIENT_GENERIC>>ok and i know tht i have to choose info_player_start or something like that.but its empty..nothing there,,like i have this box but it only says ENTITIES and thats all,,nothing else..pls help i really dont know what i made wrong and i allready spent nearly 3 hours do figure that out but i cant XD im not the smartest with the pc to be honest XD! ! !
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No, it's not a paradox, it's just wrong. We've been over this!
But seriously. Trying to get Kelli to attack an enemy city with more than one unit at a time? Impossible. At least it's impossible without a complex system of puppetry to control every movement from afar.
And you'd better show up at Outback tonight! With your car that you may or may not be old enough to drive. I can't remember how old you are.
But seriously. Trying to get Kelli to attack an enemy city with more than one unit at a time? Impossible. At least it's impossible without a complex system of puppetry to control every movement from afar.
And you'd better show up at Outback tonight! With your car that you may or may not be old enough to drive. I can't remember how old you are.
User
Thanks for taking the time to make a video, but I think it would have been a lot easier just to tell me "restart apache"
User
Oh, crap! I have that little time left to statutory the shit out of you? Damn it! I have a solid two months of scheduled molestations ahead of me. Can you wait until... middle of February? I can fit you in for a few minutes of unwanted attention in a crowded public place. Does that work for you?
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I've spent enough time looking at the code and I just can't figure it out.
Also: I can never get it to happen with Firebug or Chromebug or whatever so I can't even see what the hell browsers think I meant.
Also: I can never get it to happen with Firebug or Chromebug or whatever so I can't even see what the hell browsers think I meant.
User
Running out of RAM might not cause any problems if you have swap space available and thrashing does not occur.
On the other hand, if thrashing does occur (when your computer is spending more time swapping memory than actually doing anything) your computer will become amazingly slow and unusable.
If you run out of RAM and swap, get ready for lots of crashing. Most programs shit themselves when they can't get more memory on demand.
I know on Linux there's the OOM (out-of-memory) process killer, which kills a random process when memory runs out. So that could cause who-knows-what problems, but it might be better than just having no memory.
I'm not sure if Windows does anything special, or just starts saying "NO!" when programs ask for more memory.
On the other hand, if thrashing does occur (when your computer is spending more time swapping memory than actually doing anything) your computer will become amazingly slow and unusable.
If you run out of RAM and swap, get ready for lots of crashing. Most programs shit themselves when they can't get more memory on demand.
I know on Linux there's the OOM (out-of-memory) process killer, which kills a random process when memory runs out. So that could cause who-knows-what problems, but it might be better than just having no memory.
I'm not sure if Windows does anything special, or just starts saying "NO!" when programs ask for more memory.
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It happens to me all the time because I'm twice and as many as three or four times better than the rest of you.
uh, it's a glitch. If you refresh the window it usually culls the duplicate entries.
uh, it's a glitch. If you refresh the window it usually culls the duplicate entries.
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When I say never worked, I mean never worked properly. I did it to try to speed the fucker up but it was taking so long (yes, a long time to defrag a 5.98 GB HDD, I carry more storage in my pocket) I cancelled it, thinking nothing would happen.
In fact, in my pocket there is a device many many times more powerful than that PC that is an order of magnitude smaller than it. Excuse me while I go be creeped out.
In fact, in my pocket there is a device many many times more powerful than that PC that is an order of magnitude smaller than it. Excuse me while I go be creeped out.
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the meny signatures i have on the internets said:
Another misspelled rhyme
written in the book of time
In one page I've spent all my life
written in the book of time
In one page I've spent all my life
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If you allocate more memory than RAM then large amounts of data start getting written to and read from your HDD. This actually happens all the time, however, mostly these "pages" are swapped around without the user noticing because the OS moves them invisibly, and ideally when data is needed it will be in RAM. There'll be more about this on Wikipedia.
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Down Rodeo said:
tells the program you want to access the method FindWorlds from $world?
php code
<?php
require_once 'database.php';
// all we need to do is display, get, or set data
class World
{
public $id;
public $name;
public $description;
public $threads;
public $lastPost;
public $numberOfCategories;
public function __construct($inId=null, $inName=null, $inThread=null, $inLastPost=null)
{
$this->id = $inId;
$this->name = $inName;
$this->thread = $inThread;
$this->lastPost = $inLastPost;
}
/*
* Determine the amount of worlds
*/
public function FindWorlds()
{
//$database = new Database();
//$countRowsConnect = $database->ConnectToDatabase("general");
$countRowsConnect= mysql_connect("127.0.0.1","general","g-g-g-godlike");
mysql_select_db("general");
$countRows = mysql_query("SELECT `id` FROM `world`");
$this->numberOfCategories = mysql_num_rows($countRows);
//mysql_free_result($countRows);
//mysql_close($countRowsConnect);
return $this->numberOfCategories;
}
/*
* Get data from mysql
*/
public function GetData($worldId)
{
//connect to mysql
//$database = new Database();
//$getDataConnect = $database->ConnectToDatabase("general");
$getDataConnect= mysql_connect("127.0.0.1","general","g-g-g-godlike");
mysql_select_db("general");
$getData = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `world` WHERE `id`='$worldId'");
$Data = mysql_fetch_assoc($getData);
$this->id = $Data['id'];
$this->name = $Data['name'];
$this->description = $Data['description'];
$this->lastPost = $Data['most recent'];
//mysql_free_result($getData);
//mysql_close($getDataConnect);
// Get most recent post information (name, time, etc)
$this->lastPost = $this->GetMostRecent($this->id);
// Get number of threads
$this->threads = $this->GetThreads($this->id);
return true;
}
/*
* Set data, does not modify mysql
*/
public function SetData()
{
}
/*
* Sets data, modifies general.world
*/
public function Update()
{
}
/*
* Display data, must call GetData first, otherwise the function will return false
*/
public function DisplayWorld()
{
// if we don't make sure we call getdata we cannot display anything!
if( empty($this->id) || empty($this->name) || empty($this->description) || empty($this->threads) || empty($this->lastPost) )
{
return false;
}
else
{
return true;
}
}
private function GetMostRecent($worldId)
{
$mostRecentQuery = mysql_query("SELECT `most recent` FROM `world` where id=$worldId");
$mostRecent = mysql_fetch_assoc($mostRecentQuery);
$mostRecentPost = $mostRecent['most recent'];
$mostRecentData = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM region WHERE world=$worldId ORDER BY date DESC");
$final = mysql_fetch_assoc($mostRecentData);
return $final['poster'] . "," .$final['date'];
}
private function GetThreads($worldId)
{
$threadsQuery = mysql_query("SELECT id FROM region WHERE world=$worldId");
return mysql_num_rows($threadsQuery);
}
public function __destruct()
{
// Dark ages? (celestial year 60ish?)
}
} // end class world
// moar code less comments!
class Land
{
} // end class land
class Region
{
} // end class region
?>
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Actually I only played COD1, since my stupid friends all keep on wanting to waste their time playing l4d everytime we go to a cc, cause l4d is probably one of the worst fps games I ever played, since it's just killing mindless zombies in the same maps over and over again.
SVENCOOP IS BETTER.
SVENCOOP IS BETTER.
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Down Rodeo said:
Urgh, if you keep buying run-of-the-mill, ordinary, boring, BOG-FUCKING-STANDARD games like this, you will only get more of them. This is, what, the seventh CoD game? Time to move onto something new, I think. There's nothing done here that wasn't done a decade ago.
For the most part I'd actually have to agree. I haven't ever liked COD... until this one. Modern Warfare 2 was fun online, but thats about it.
But, despite me not liking them, they have improved each time they released a new one.
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Urgh, if you keep buying run-of-the-mill, ordinary, boring, BOG-FUCKING-STANDARD games like this, you will only get more of them. This is, what, the seventh CoD game? Time to move onto something new, I think. There's nothing done here that wasn't done a decade ago.
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Censorship
By: me
-Censorship
internet, books, road maps, the news and even the bible. It all has one thing in common; you cannot flip a page or look at something that has not been in discussion on “censoring”. The world is in on it, we know about it, we do not like it. So why do we let “them” do this. The examination of censorship in America suggests that censorship protects children but also it violates the 1st amendment. censorship protects children even if the first amendment is contradicted. People protest that the first amendment is what the United States of America is founded on and what makes us free. Other people explain that censorship will corrupt our kids if we do not stop things as things are with violent video games. What I think is that when I go on the internet I want to see the truth, things that I want to see and not lines of black on my texts not a white page that says “your organization has blocked this website”. Simple things such as going to cnn has “adult content” or going to other sites and have them misrepresented as such Foolery. Go to your nearest Safeway get on the internet and go to a website with some violence. The chances are that it will be Censored. The children need to know most of this IS on the internet and on TV. Not all at one time but if we keep them in the dark, children will not know what to do.
-“wanting censorship”
Freedom of speech is one of the most basic of human rights and yet there are some boundaries that need to be drawn with particular respect to sensitive issues. Ways that are common in censorship are enforced including bleeping words, blocking images, false info. Such particular issues can be language that is obscene. Movies, music, and news has most of this and it is censored for the sake of children. The government knows that and so they
do , bleep, block and insert new and “clean” information to them. “Children are our future”
should be the motivational thought when censorship comes to mind in the television companies.
Some reasons to be “for” censorship are for the children. The FCC is a company that is the main
hub of censorship in news, TV, and radio. They depict how they do not want the news to show
violence as much as possible. They cannot have nudity violence without the proper rating for that
movie. They tell troublemaker, rogue, bad robot DreamWorks, thx, pixar, that they cannot have
nudity violence without the proper rating for that movie. They do the same thing with everything
you can think of. There is a “FCC” for every country you can name/ all this is a good thing cause
if our children found out about the nudity and the violence it would corrupt there little minds
there are G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17 that depict what movies will display in there theaters
-Reasons to not want
censorship are the kind of reasons that you want to know some information. I want to Google something about the columbine shooting. I do not want see a clean version of it was all cream and peaches, I would actually want to know the exact details of the town, day, time, how long. Blocking information should be a crime in the united states cause it is one of the things Americans embrace Such things as editing this game called “left for dead 2” the austilalians copy. compared to the usa copy it is cleaner but the hard core generic “shoot dead things” just does not fit with the graphics things as.
No gore: when you shoot a infected you see a small splash of blood, no parts will fly off
No blood splatter: you will not see blood spattering on the screen
No dismemberment: you cannot shoot or melee any limbs, and expect them to fall off
No corpses: as soon the infected hot the ground, the game renders them gone.
No burning: infected will not catch fire.
I expect somebody to say “well the game is cleaner and better with out all that killing and bad intentions“. the game or most things have a intention either to be clean or not. I ask you do you expect a game with one gun to be with good intentions? If you buy a expensive game you expect it to have the most of what the general it is and what you paid for. It would be a waste if it did not have the most gore as possible. What they are doing is denying great ideas that make great things games, books, and television. People who make this violence are not bad people , but creative ones.
-The bad things about censorship
is the over abuse of it. every body has heard of Alice In Wonderland and it is is most definitely not about drug use but over the years people have come to conclusions that it is because of parts of the book such as the one where Alice eats a mushroom. Certain people say that the reason that Alice becomes really tall and then really small in the book is because she is “high on magic mushrooms.” Alice In Wonderland is a great story for kids. It is about a young girl named Alice. Alice herself in a magical place called wonderland. This book was actually banned in China back in 1931 for another reason. Someone did not agree with animals being able to talk the way humans do. They thought that the book was “portraying animals and humans on the same level”
Catcher in the Rye is a book about violence and it makes more sense to ban the Alice in Wonderland. “Catcher in the Rye is the story of teenager Holden Caulfield's turbulent last few days before his Christmas vacation. During these days, Holden leaves Pencey Prep, a boys' school he's been kicked out of, and takes off for a few nights alone in New York City. Holden tells the story from some sort of a mental facility where he's recovering from the stress of the experiences he retells.” This book does have numerous scenes of violence but it is an overall good book. Should students stop leaning about the Second World War because we are afraid to teach them about violence? The answer is no, violence is all around us, and Catcher In the Rye is a healthy way of explaining that to kids. In 1991 Concerned Citizens of Florida challenged Catcher in the Rye. They believed the book was anti-Christian. They did not agree with the profanity, vulgarity, or the references to suicide. The review committee for this book voted that the book should stay in the library.
On September 11, 2001 the world witnessed the worst disaster in the history of North America if not the world since Pearl Harbor. The twin towers of the World Trade Center collapsed due to a terrorist attack on America. This event affected everyone very deeply, but that does not justify talking songs off the air by artists such as Creed, Savage Garden, Led Zeppelin, at one time, hit song Ironic was taken off the airwaves of many radio stations in United States and Canada because the song makes reference to a plane crash. Creed’s hit song, Higher, received the same fate when some angry people heard reference to flying or to be more specific “Can you take me higher?” in the lyrics. This song is about being brought to a place where everything is better and about creating that place here. It does not make sense for people to object to a song with such a deep and spiritual meaning. Both of these songs have no coarse language, sexual or rude remarks, or even any reference to fighting of any sort. It is unbelievable what they do to religions also.
-The good things about censorship are things that protect our children cause The beeps has become increasingly used in our society, so much that whenever we hear it. Every time we hear the beeps, we immediately wonder what word was just removed. Do not tell me you do not ponder it, however quickly, because I am absolutely positive you do. You can not help but wonder what word was just missing in action from that last sentence you just heard! In your head you know what word was It probably goes without saying that we’ve all been conditioned to accept that something naughty has been said when you hear the beep. Censorship can protect out troops it can provide safe for rape victims, relocated people, and most importantly it will keep the moral being of family together.
-In conclusion, censorship in music, TV, maps is wrong in my opinion. Artists in both music and art should be allowed to say/paint whatever they want. That is what our founding fathers based this country upon: freedom. The government is doing an excellent job in making the First Amendment suitable for all. If parents have a problem with it, it is because they did not properly supervise their children.
Have a mini-internet for kids, such that it is accessible to anyone on the Internet, while those on the mini-net cannot access the "real" Internet.
Have a completely separate computer network for children.
Parallel chat network for children and ONLY children.
Internet servers for children that restrict potentially obscene newsgroups.
It's the nature of internet that most simple protections can be defeated and parents should know that!!!
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It's the nature of internet that most simple protections can be defeated and parents should know that!!!
10 Things the Chinese Government Ignores About Web Censorship
internet nov. 12 2010 <http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Security/10-Things-the-Chinese-Government-Ignores-about-Web-Censorship-770004/>
-censorship- due Nov 30
internet nov/17/2010
<http://www.superjer.com/forum/censorship_due_nov_30.php>
Banned Books - Censorship
internet nov 12 2010 <http://classiclit.about.com/od/bannedliteratur1/Banned_Books_Censorship.htm>
Book Censorship
internet nov 12 2010 <http://www.epinions.com/content_2629345412>
Book Censorship and Banning of Children's Books
internet nov 12 2010 <http://childrensbooks.about.com/cs/censorship/a/censorship.htm>
Censorship From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
internet nov. 12 2010 <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship>
Censorship - Right or Wrong?
internet nov 12 2010 <http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/30788/censorship_debate.html>
reasons for media censorship
internet nov 30 2010 <http://www.waynejohn.com/why-censorship-is-good/>
Quotes on freedom of speech and censorship
internet nov 12 2010 <http://cgd.best.vwh.net/home/anticens.htm>
"Internet Censorship Essay - Censorship and the Internet." 123HelpMe.com. 30 Nov 2010
<http://www.123HelpMe.com/view.asp?id=9873>.
Censorship
By: me
-Censorship
internet, books, road maps, the news and even the bible. It all has one thing in common; you cannot flip a page or look at something that has not been in discussion on “censoring”. The world is in on it, we know about it, we do not like it. So why do we let “them” do this. The examination of censorship in America suggests that censorship protects children but also it violates the 1st amendment. censorship protects children even if the first amendment is contradicted. People protest that the first amendment is what the United States of America is founded on and what makes us free. Other people explain that censorship will corrupt our kids if we do not stop things as things are with violent video games. What I think is that when I go on the internet I want to see the truth, things that I want to see and not lines of black on my texts not a white page that says “your organization has blocked this website”. Simple things such as going to cnn has “adult content” or going to other sites and have them misrepresented as such Foolery. Go to your nearest Safeway get on the internet and go to a website with some violence. The chances are that it will be Censored. The children need to know most of this IS on the internet and on TV. Not all at one time but if we keep them in the dark, children will not know what to do.
-“wanting censorship”
Freedom of speech is one of the most basic of human rights and yet there are some boundaries that need to be drawn with particular respect to sensitive issues. Ways that are common in censorship are enforced including bleeping words, blocking images, false info. Such particular issues can be language that is obscene. Movies, music, and news has most of this and it is censored for the sake of children. The government knows that and so they
do , bleep, block and insert new and “clean” information to them. “Children are our future”
should be the motivational thought when censorship comes to mind in the television companies.
Some reasons to be “for” censorship are for the children. The FCC is a company that is the main
hub of censorship in news, TV, and radio. They depict how they do not want the news to show
violence as much as possible. They cannot have nudity violence without the proper rating for that
movie. They tell troublemaker, rogue, bad robot DreamWorks, thx, pixar, that they cannot have
nudity violence without the proper rating for that movie. They do the same thing with everything
you can think of. There is a “FCC” for every country you can name/ all this is a good thing cause
if our children found out about the nudity and the violence it would corrupt there little minds
there are G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17 that depict what movies will display in there theaters
-Reasons to not want
censorship are the kind of reasons that you want to know some information. I want to Google something about the columbine shooting. I do not want see a clean version of it was all cream and peaches, I would actually want to know the exact details of the town, day, time, how long. Blocking information should be a crime in the united states cause it is one of the things Americans embrace Such things as editing this game called “left for dead 2” the austilalians copy. compared to the usa copy it is cleaner but the hard core generic “shoot dead things” just does not fit with the graphics things as.
No gore: when you shoot a infected you see a small splash of blood, no parts will fly off
No blood splatter: you will not see blood spattering on the screen
No dismemberment: you cannot shoot or melee any limbs, and expect them to fall off
No corpses: as soon the infected hot the ground, the game renders them gone.
No burning: infected will not catch fire.
I expect somebody to say “well the game is cleaner and better with out all that killing and bad intentions“. the game or most things have a intention either to be clean or not. I ask you do you expect a game with one gun to be with good intentions? If you buy a expensive game you expect it to have the most of what the general it is and what you paid for. It would be a waste if it did not have the most gore as possible. What they are doing is denying great ideas that make great things games, books, and television. People who make this violence are not bad people , but creative ones.
-The bad things about censorship
is the over abuse of it. every body has heard of Alice In Wonderland and it is is most definitely not about drug use but over the years people have come to conclusions that it is because of parts of the book such as the one where Alice eats a mushroom. Certain people say that the reason that Alice becomes really tall and then really small in the book is because she is “high on magic mushrooms.” Alice In Wonderland is a great story for kids. It is about a young girl named Alice. Alice herself in a magical place called wonderland. This book was actually banned in China back in 1931 for another reason. Someone did not agree with animals being able to talk the way humans do. They thought that the book was “portraying animals and humans on the same level”
Catcher in the Rye is a book about violence and it makes more sense to ban the Alice in Wonderland. “Catcher in the Rye is the story of teenager Holden Caulfield's turbulent last few days before his Christmas vacation. During these days, Holden leaves Pencey Prep, a boys' school he's been kicked out of, and takes off for a few nights alone in New York City. Holden tells the story from some sort of a mental facility where he's recovering from the stress of the experiences he retells.” This book does have numerous scenes of violence but it is an overall good book. Should students stop leaning about the Second World War because we are afraid to teach them about violence? The answer is no, violence is all around us, and Catcher In the Rye is a healthy way of explaining that to kids. In 1991 Concerned Citizens of Florida challenged Catcher in the Rye. They believed the book was anti-Christian. They did not agree with the profanity, vulgarity, or the references to suicide. The review committee for this book voted that the book should stay in the library.
On September 11, 2001 the world witnessed the worst disaster in the history of North America if not the world since Pearl Harbor. The twin towers of the World Trade Center collapsed due to a terrorist attack on America. This event affected everyone very deeply, but that does not justify talking songs off the air by artists such as Creed, Savage Garden, Led Zeppelin, at one time, hit song Ironic was taken off the airwaves of many radio stations in United States and Canada because the song makes reference to a plane crash. Creed’s hit song, Higher, received the same fate when some angry people heard reference to flying or to be more specific “Can you take me higher?” in the lyrics. This song is about being brought to a place where everything is better and about creating that place here. It does not make sense for people to object to a song with such a deep and spiritual meaning. Both of these songs have no coarse language, sexual or rude remarks, or even any reference to fighting of any sort. It is unbelievable what they do to religions also.
-The good things about censorship are things that protect our children cause The beeps has become increasingly used in our society, so much that whenever we hear it. Every time we hear the beeps, we immediately wonder what word was just removed. Do not tell me you do not ponder it, however quickly, because I am absolutely positive you do. You can not help but wonder what word was just missing in action from that last sentence you just heard! In your head you know what word was It probably goes without saying that we’ve all been conditioned to accept that something naughty has been said when you hear the beep. Censorship can protect out troops it can provide safe for rape victims, relocated people, and most importantly it will keep the moral being of family together.
-In conclusion, censorship in music, TV, maps is wrong in my opinion. Artists in both music and art should be allowed to say/paint whatever they want. That is what our founding fathers based this country upon: freedom. The government is doing an excellent job in making the First Amendment suitable for all. If parents have a problem with it, it is because they did not properly supervise their children.
Have a mini-internet for kids, such that it is accessible to anyone on the Internet, while those on the mini-net cannot access the "real" Internet.
Have a completely separate computer network for children.
Parallel chat network for children and ONLY children.
Internet servers for children that restrict potentially obscene newsgroups.
It's the nature of internet that most simple protections can be defeated and parents should know that!!!
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It's the nature of internet that most simple protections can be defeated and parents should know that!!!
10 Things the Chinese Government Ignores About Web Censorship
internet nov. 12 2010 <http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Security/10-Things-the-Chinese-Government-Ignores-about-Web-Censorship-770004/>
-censorship- due Nov 30
internet nov/17/2010
<http://www.superjer.com/forum/censorship_due_nov_30.php>
Banned Books - Censorship
internet nov 12 2010 <http://classiclit.about.com/od/bannedliteratur1/Banned_Books_Censorship.htm>
Book Censorship
internet nov 12 2010 <http://www.epinions.com/content_2629345412>
Book Censorship and Banning of Children's Books
internet nov 12 2010 <http://childrensbooks.about.com/cs/censorship/a/censorship.htm>
Censorship From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
internet nov. 12 2010 <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship>
Censorship - Right or Wrong?
internet nov 12 2010 <http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/30788/censorship_debate.html>
reasons for media censorship
internet nov 30 2010 <http://www.waynejohn.com/why-censorship-is-good/>
Quotes on freedom of speech and censorship
internet nov 12 2010 <http://cgd.best.vwh.net/home/anticens.htm>
"Internet Censorship Essay - Censorship and the Internet." 123HelpMe.com. 30 Nov 2010
<http://www.123HelpMe.com/view.asp?id=9873>.
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I was trying to read some particular data in from a file in a slightly generic way. Not a fun time.
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Unless you have a frictionless system, it won't rotate forever (just a very long time if you do it well).
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Maybe you explained it elsewhere and I missed it: why do you have 3+ logins? I understand that you use different accounts different places - why? You of course know that you can use the same account every time you log in, no matter where you are. Do you do it just to differentiate, so that when you review your posts you know where you were/what you were doing when you posted a particular nugget of internet? You could just add tags to your posts, or request a tagging feature from SubaruJer.
TAGS: question, truth, nugget, subaru, cloudy
TAGS: question, truth, nugget, subaru, cloudy
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Looks good! It passes the ‘circular translation test’ – putting the Spanish back into Google Translate gets the original English that we wanted translated. As an aside, if you ever find yourself online with some time to kill, play a game of ‘telephone’ with an online translation tool: start with a phrase, and translate it from English through one or several languages. When you think it’s sufficiently scrambled, translate it back to English and see how far off it is.
English > Hungarian > Serbian > Icelandic > English =
Lookin 'good! This corresponds to the 'circular translation' - put the Spanish back to English with Google Translate on the original, we mean that aside, if you ever find yourself in line for some time to kill, play a game. " Phone "is an online translation tool: the beginning of sentences and the English translation of one or more languages, if you think you have scrambled eggs, translated into English back and see how far ..
English > Hungarian > Serbian > Icelandic > English =
Lookin 'good! This corresponds to the 'circular translation' - put the Spanish back to English with Google Translate on the original, we mean that aside, if you ever find yourself in line for some time to kill, play a game. " Phone "is an online translation tool: the beginning of sentences and the English translation of one or more languages, if you think you have scrambled eggs, translated into English back and see how far ..
Nevermind the hoohaa at the top about Spanish/English translation, I only kept it in because I didn't want to re-translate the rest of the statement without it.
GO FORTH, SCRAMBLE, AND POST!
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To get a better time, of course. This one is 39 seconds faster.
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No such luck getting the above trick to work in a full run yet. But here's a 9:42 on 1-1-Dam Time Trial mode:
Sick vid
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Censorship
By: Dustin Hoffman
Censorship
internet, books, road maps, the news and even the bible. It all has one thing in common; you cannot flip a page or look at something that has not been in discussion on “censoring”. The world is in on it, we know about it, we do not like it. So why do we let “them” do this. The examination of censorship in America suggests that censorship protects children but also it violates the 1st amendment.
censorship protects children even if the first amendment is contradicted. People protest that the first amendment is what the United States of America is founded on and what makes us free. Other people explain that censorship will corrupt our kids if we do not stop things as things are with violent video games. What I think is that when I go on the internet I want to see the truth, things that I want to see and not lines of black on my texts not a white page that says “your organization has blocked this website”. Simple things such as CNN having “adult content” or going to other sites and have them misrepresented as such Foolery. Go to your nearest Safeway get on the internet and go to a website with some violence. The chances are that it will be Censored. The children need to know most of this on the internet. not all at one time but if we keep them in the dark that the things
Some reasons to be “for” censorship are for the children. The FCC is a company that is the main hub of censorship in news, tv, and radio. They depict how they do not want the news to show violence as much as possible. They tell troublemaker, rogue, bad robot, DreamWorks, thx, Pixar, road house that they cannot have nudity violence without the proper rating for that movie. They do the same thing with everything you can ever think of. There is a “FCC” for every country you can think of. All this is a good thing cause if our children found out about the nudity of the violence it would corrupt there little minds. There are G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17 that depict what movies will display in there theaters.
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My friend showed me mcdiddy's back a long time ago.. then we tried to make something like it and failed. so we made a dane cook animation instead
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aaronjer said:
Here's hoping that girl is 18. She looks like she could easily not be. That is to say, here's hoping you don't get arrested.
She did look a little young but she shouldn't be flashing her titties around. To be honest she was already that way and i met her twice..but that time i was ready.
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I thought it was because hosting this server meant he got really hot all the time.
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You would have done better if you had used the parachute as a weapon the entire time.
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I'm doing Time Trials! You guys!
DAPRAKATED!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JD0WbEe--w
And on SDA: http://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/goldeneye_007_wii.html
DAPRAKATED!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JD0WbEe--w
And on SDA: http://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/goldeneye_007_wii.html
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Well I'm talkin' about physics, not math
And, as I see it, teleportation as well as time travel is definitely possible, according to that video.
And, as I see it, teleportation as well as time travel is definitely possible, according to that video.
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superjer said:
superjer said:
superjer said:
So were there working smoke detectors in the house? Either way it sounds like got really lucky. I'm going to have to make you a fire-survivor medal or something.
Remember -- next time the power company tries to kill you, just call Sprinkles. He'll save your family and your pets.
Remember -- next time the power company tries to kill you, just call Sprinkles. He'll save your family and your pets.
Yes, there was. The problem was the fire started above the smoke detectors. And, lulz at the second part.
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superjer said:
superjer said:
superjer said:
So were there working smoke detectors in the house? Either way it sounds like got really lucky. I'm going to have to make you a fire-survivor medal or something.
Remember -- next time the power company tries to kill you, just call Sprinkles. He'll save your family and your pets.
Remember -- next time the power company tries to kill you, just call Sprinkles. He'll save your family and your pets.
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superjer said:
So were there working smoke detectors in the house? Either way it sounds like got really lucky. I'm going to have to make you a fire-survivor medal or something.
Remember -- next time the power company tries to kill you, just call Sprinkles. He'll save your family and your pets.
Remember -- next time the power company tries to kill you, just call Sprinkles. He'll save your family and your pets.
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Dustin Hoffman
Censorship
By: Dustin Hoffman
Censorship
internet, books, road maps, the news and even the bible. It all has one thing in common; you cannot flip a
page or look at something that has not been in discussion on “censoring”. The world is in on it, we know
about it, we do not like it. So why do we let “them” do this. The examination of censorship in America
suggests that censorship protects children but also it violates the 1st amendment.
censorship protects children even if the first amendment is contradicted. People protest that the first
amendment is what the United States of America is founded on and what makes us free. Other people
explain that censorship will corrupt our kids if we do not stop things as things are with violent video games.
What I think is that when I go on the internet I want to see the truth, things that I want to see and not lines
of black on my texts not a white page that says “your organization has blocked this website”. Simple things
such as going to cnn has “adult content” or going to other sites and have them misrepresented as such
Foolery. Go to your nearest Safeway get on the internet and go to a website with some violence. The
chances are that it will be Censored. The children need to know most of this on the internet. not all at one
time but if we keep them in the dark that the things
Dustin Hoffman
Censorship
By: Dustin Hoffman
Censorship
internet, books, road maps, the news and even the bible. It all has one thing in common; you cannot flip a
page or look at something that has not been in discussion on “censoring”. The world is in on it, we know
about it, we do not like it. So why do we let “them” do this. The examination of censorship in America
suggests that censorship protects children but also it violates the 1st amendment.
censorship protects children even if the first amendment is contradicted. People protest that the first
amendment is what the United States of America is founded on and what makes us free. Other people
explain that censorship will corrupt our kids if we do not stop things as things are with violent video games.
What I think is that when I go on the internet I want to see the truth, things that I want to see and not lines
of black on my texts not a white page that says “your organization has blocked this website”. Simple things
such as going to cnn has “adult content” or going to other sites and have them misrepresented as such
Foolery. Go to your nearest Safeway get on the internet and go to a website with some violence. The
chances are that it will be Censored. The children need to know most of this on the internet. not all at one
time but if we keep them in the dark that the things
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Necro-ing an old dsicussion 'cause that's how I roll.
1: I don't listen to a lot of ICP (haven't at all in years), but I've never heard anything by them that I don't like. A lot of bands get shit because of their fans. But there's no correlation, positive OR negative, between popularity and quality. Which I guess cuts both ways in this case. MCR is another band that gets shit from their fans but is SO GOG DAMNED GOOD.
2: The joke in miracles is that they're singing about love and music and their kids being miracles, which is pretty run of the mill stuff, but juxtaposing this with literal physical processes like fuckin' magnets and things like that. This is funny. Their deadpan delivery is funny too.
3: I was utterly floored by The Suburbs. Various songs in it were stuck in my head continuously for 3 straight weeks. No joke. I hadn't really heard anything by them before, besides Ready to Start on the radio, which was pretty ok, but I listened to the rest of it and fell in love. I think it's better than Neon Bible, although I've only listened to that one time through. I haven't heard any of Funerals, but maybe I should. I really liked the way The Suburbs worked as a whole album, and not only as individual songs. Reminds me of the Gorillas albums Demon Days and Plastic Beach.
4: Also, I don't judge music I haven't listened to so I'm on the highest ground of all! Honk Honk! :o)
1: I don't listen to a lot of ICP (haven't at all in years), but I've never heard anything by them that I don't like. A lot of bands get shit because of their fans. But there's no correlation, positive OR negative, between popularity and quality. Which I guess cuts both ways in this case. MCR is another band that gets shit from their fans but is SO GOG DAMNED GOOD.
2: The joke in miracles is that they're singing about love and music and their kids being miracles, which is pretty run of the mill stuff, but juxtaposing this with literal physical processes like fuckin' magnets and things like that. This is funny. Their deadpan delivery is funny too.
3: I was utterly floored by The Suburbs. Various songs in it were stuck in my head continuously for 3 straight weeks. No joke. I hadn't really heard anything by them before, besides Ready to Start on the radio, which was pretty ok, but I listened to the rest of it and fell in love. I think it's better than Neon Bible, although I've only listened to that one time through. I haven't heard any of Funerals, but maybe I should. I really liked the way The Suburbs worked as a whole album, and not only as individual songs. Reminds me of the Gorillas albums Demon Days and Plastic Beach.
4: Also, I don't judge music I haven't listened to so I'm on the highest ground of all! Honk Honk! :o)
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So were there working smoke detectors in the house? Either way it sounds like got really lucky. I'm going to have to make you a fire-survivor medal or something.
Remember -- next time the power company tries to kill you, just call Sprinkles. He'll save your family and your pets.
Remember -- next time the power company tries to kill you, just call Sprinkles. He'll save your family and your pets.
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It's not appropriate, but it is expected. We all know he doesn't actually mean that, nor can he actually effect the situation. SRAW obviously doesn't care enough about Sprinkles to care if he lives or dies.
I don't find his trolling to be amusing directly, but your response to it sure as hell is. It's not like you can make SRAW feel bad... it's not like you're going to make him realize: "Oh no! I really hurt someone this time!" That's what he's trying to do! What was the point of even saying anything to him at all?
...other than to amuse him and me?
I don't find his trolling to be amusing directly, but your response to it sure as hell is. It's not like you can make SRAW feel bad... it's not like you're going to make him realize: "Oh no! I really hurt someone this time!" That's what he's trying to do! What was the point of even saying anything to him at all?
...other than to amuse him and me?
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Yea, that wasn't that funny, SRAW.
That all sounds pretty horrible, glad you all made it out in time.
That all sounds pretty horrible, glad you all made it out in time.
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I told RB I'd get some pics for him, so I did.
The Story:
My sister-in-law called me up and told me I needed to spend the night at their house, because there was an electrician coming out the next day. Everything was fine that night, and I fell asleep on the couch.
I woke up, I can't remember what time, and felt absolutely sick to my stomach. I felt worse than when I had food poisoning at MEPS. So I sat-up and eventually the sickness went away. I woke up sometime later, and jus' felt like there was something wrong. I got up and turned the light on. Then I noticed there was a hole in the ceiling and a little flame beyond it.
Next thing I remember is waking up on the floor. I got up and woke my sister-in-law and her daughter up. We made it outside and I sat down in the Wrangler, because I could barely walk. I got a few breathes of air and felt better, so I went back inside to help get the dogs out. I remember a brief moment when my sister-in-law was holding me up and yelling something.
We successfully got everybody and all the dogs out. We waited for the fire department to get there, I've no clue how long it took them. They talked to us a little bit, then went and did their jobs.
I got put on oxygen in the firetruck. Eventually the ambulance gets there, and I was moved to it and put back on oxygen. I was on oxygen for more than 2 hours. I had a CO level of 23, that is 23% of my blood contained carbon monoxide instead of oxygen. And, during the whole 'escape' sequence I passed out 3 times.
The Story:
My sister-in-law called me up and told me I needed to spend the night at their house, because there was an electrician coming out the next day. Everything was fine that night, and I fell asleep on the couch.
I woke up, I can't remember what time, and felt absolutely sick to my stomach. I felt worse than when I had food poisoning at MEPS. So I sat-up and eventually the sickness went away. I woke up sometime later, and jus' felt like there was something wrong. I got up and turned the light on. Then I noticed there was a hole in the ceiling and a little flame beyond it.
Next thing I remember is waking up on the floor. I got up and woke my sister-in-law and her daughter up. We made it outside and I sat down in the Wrangler, because I could barely walk. I got a few breathes of air and felt better, so I went back inside to help get the dogs out. I remember a brief moment when my sister-in-law was holding me up and yelling something.
We successfully got everybody and all the dogs out. We waited for the fire department to get there, I've no clue how long it took them. They talked to us a little bit, then went and did their jobs.
I got put on oxygen in the firetruck. Eventually the ambulance gets there, and I was moved to it and put back on oxygen. I was on oxygen for more than 2 hours. I had a CO level of 23, that is 23% of my blood contained carbon monoxide instead of oxygen. And, during the whole 'escape' sequence I passed out 3 times.
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I think at one point Havok started talking about his post count and how high it was and then aaronjer gave him a negative number of posts. I'm not on board with such behavior. It would prefer that he lose one each time he posts something new, and that it would continue to subtract until an arbitrary number of posts had past and then it would flip back to positive again. Then the cycle would repeat.
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sprinkles said:
Orcarina of Time ROM:
http://www.emuparadise.org/Nintendo_64_ROMs/Legend_of_Zelda,_The_-_Ocarina_of_Time_(USA)/21618-download
Who knew polesocking had something to do with posting roms on the internet?
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superjer said:
OK. So like. When you post a question, and then "nevermind", you're kind of an asshole.
Try posting the answer. This isn't your personal notepad. The whole Internet is going to end up on this page. And guess what. No answers.
Try posting the answer. This isn't your personal notepad. The whole Internet is going to end up on this page. And guess what. No answers.
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Emulator:
http://www.emulator-zone.com/doc.php/n64/ultrahle.html
Orcarina of Time ROM:
http://www.emuparadise.org/Nintendo_64_ROMs/Legend_of_Zelda,_The_-_Ocarina_of_Time_(USA)/21618-download
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Did you get project 64?
and time for a Did you know?
There used to be a girl (yes a girl) who lived in the same apartment as me and she owned a n64! I remember how once we were playing super mario smash bros and I was mario and kept on shooting fireballs at her, and she was stuck in this place, and got really angry until she paused the game and started getting all stupid and shit. And she had mario kart!
and time for a Did you know?
There used to be a girl (yes a girl) who lived in the same apartment as me and she owned a n64! I remember how once we were playing super mario smash bros and I was mario and kept on shooting fireballs at her, and she was stuck in this place, and got really angry until she paused the game and started getting all stupid and shit. And she had mario kart!
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Anyone know where I can get one? I have a huge craving to play the Ocarina of Time, and no Nintendo 64. :/
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At first I wasn't too impressed but now I like it.
I'm doing the time trials now. They are hard. And fun!
Anyone else?
No one on SDA or even YouTube is showing off any [good] runs yet. So if I can figure out how to record video I might upload some.
I'm doing the time trials now. They are hard. And fun!
Anyone else?
No one on SDA or even YouTube is showing off any [good] runs yet. So if I can figure out how to record video I might upload some.
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Triple post!
John Locke time:
John Locke time:
Quote:
If a man born blind, and able to distinguish by touch between a cube and a globe, were made to see, could he now tell by sight which was the cube and which the globe, before he touched them?
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echo, print, it doesn't matter. The value of $background will be used because it's a "double-quoted" string. By the time echo or print "see's" it, the variable has already been resolved.
Also you can run PHP on any computer. You don't need a server to test/build stuff.
Also you can run PHP on any computer. You don't need a server to test/build stuff.
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it works on chrome...im killing your post after i type mine...
im gona go to the dream time truck and kill shit there :D
im gona go to the dream time truck and kill shit there :D
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Sorry, it was the best truth table I could do at the time. Basically, we have two logical variables, X and Y. The values underneath X and Y denote whether we take them as true or false; the next column is basically ¬X -> Y.
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Well, DR, are you possessed by the spirit of Niels Bohr?
P.S. I think DR was mucking about with a time machine, that's why he replied to this post before I even posted it.
P.S. I think DR was mucking about with a time machine, that's why he replied to this post before I even posted it.
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aaronjer said:
Well, unless the person is actually difficult to understand correcting their grammar generally only results in annoying them and wasting time.
The first part of that was kind of my goal there.
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Well, unless the person is actually difficult to understand correcting their grammar generally only results in annoying them and wasting time.
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I don't really have time, but does anyone see himself fit to group all the information about the entities in Hammer Editor and put them in one tutorial? That would probably be a big help.
I could also help if needed, but i don't see myself making the tutorial. Don't have enough time :(
I could also help if needed, but i don't see myself making the tutorial. Don't have enough time :(
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ahhaha dont think theres gona be a video,but i like to know what the programs are called for next time i feel inspired
all it was is i was at my frends house and we got VEREY bord then we watched this
and we wanted to put something like that on you tube, then we hooked up codMW on the internet and played games and got unbord :D!
all it was is i was at my frends house and we got VEREY bord then we watched this
Sick vid
and we wanted to put something like that on you tube, then we hooked up codMW on the internet and played games and got unbord :D!
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I've not been taking this thread all that seriously, I feel the need to get silly after doing a certain amount of work. Hence my attempts to define a bale of hay. By putting a number to it.
Late's easy though, you stop being late when you're on time.
I am too much a scientist!
Late's easy though, you stop being late when you're on time.
I am too much a scientist!
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Stranger: BORED
You: SAME
Stranger: THE PEOPLE DONT LIKE STRANGER TALK
You: YEAH WHY
You: THEY ASK ASL AND SHIT
Stranger: SOME PEOPLE LIKE SEX LANGUAGE
You: YEAH
Stranger: I DONT LIKE THAT I AM A BEST FRIEND SHIP ONLY
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Stranger: U KNOW "FRIEND SHIP IS A BLESSING"
You: KINDA
Stranger: WHAT/
You: IT IS NOT EXACTLY
You: BUT WHAT'S YOUR PROB
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: I AM A CIVIL ENGINNER
You: COOL
Stranger: WHAT IS U R PROB
You: NOT MUCH
Stranger: KK
Stranger: I AM SHARING MY MIND WITH U
You: YOU CAN,I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT
Stranger: SEND ME U R GMAIL ID I PROMISS NOT CHEATINGU
Stranger: I SWEAR
You: hey wait
You: i m male
Stranger: OK NO PRBLEM I AMN SEARCHINDG GIRLS IN OMEGLE
You: I'M SEARCHING RANDOM PEOPLE
Stranger: U R MY BEST FRIEND
You: OKAY
Stranger: U LOVE MY FRIEND SHIP?
You: I DON'T KNOW
Stranger: WHY/
You: WELL
Stranger: U R A GRADUATE?
You: YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR A RELATIONSHIP SO I DON'T KNOW
You: KINDA
Stranger: NO NEVER ONLY FOR A FRIEND SHIP
You: OKAY
Stranger: THEN MY NAME IS aju ajeesh
You: MINE IS haris
Stranger: OK U R A INDIAN
You: NO
You: THIS IS SPARTA
You: YOU KNOW?
Stranger: SOORY
Stranger: OK ADD ME TO U
You: I DON'T USE GMAIL VERY MUCH
You: I USE SKYPE THOUGH
Stranger: DONT U HAVE A MAIL ID
Stranger: YET
You: I DON'T USE THESE STUFF
Stranger: THEN..
Stranger: I WANT TO CONTACT WITH MAIL..
Stranger: PLS MAKE A MAIL ID
You: MSN?
Stranger: ANY MAIL..
You: VELZEVOOL@LIVE.COM
Stranger: I HAVAE NO MSN..
You: HM
You: K
You: MYSELFTHEPAINTER@GMAIL.COM
Stranger: OK I WILL SEND A MAIL NW??
You: I GUESS
You: BUT I AM NOT ONLINE NOW
You: WHEN I GO HOME
Stranger: PLS OPEN UR MAIL..
You: OKAY
Stranger: U CAN SEE MY MAIL VERY SOON..
You: OK SEND ME
You: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SEND?
You: OK I SHIT ON MY PANTS
You: TELL ME
You: I M DYIN
Stranger: hello..
You: ΗΕΥ
Stranger: i have send to ur live id...
Stranger: pls check
You: ΟΚ
Stranger: did u got?
Stranger: if got ..
Stranger: pls reply me??
You: wait
You: what is this
You: OH YOU RE TRYING TO HACK MEH
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: wot??
Stranger: wot happen u??
You: HACKER GET AWAY!
Stranger: i have a send only a picture mail...
You: IF I OPEN IT YOU WILL GET PASSWORDS FROM MEH
You: see?nice try btw
Stranger: ok yar..
Stranger: u have lost agood frnd...
Stranger: good bye....
You: :(
You: bye
Stranger: take care..
You: you too
Stranger: dont be affraid
You: ok
You: so i open it
Stranger: is it?
You: anti-virus says
Stranger: says...
You: trojan
Stranger: wich antivirus...
You: avira
Stranger: u r mad man..
Stranger: u have got
You: lol
You: why
Stranger: suspicious decese...
You: hm
You: then i ll tell you what
You: upload it on youtube
Stranger: wot..
You: yep
Stranger: ??/
You: add the picture in windows movie maker
You: make it movie
You: upload it
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: i will..
Stranger: but not nw...
You: ok
Stranger: its time to go...
Stranger: tomarrow iwill send a url..
Stranger: ok...
You: ok
You: why not now?
Stranger: thats not for a proof...
Stranger: its time too late...yar....
You: come on
You: for a friend..
Stranger: o..
Stranger: yar////
Stranger: see u tommarrow....
You: kk
Stranger: can u allow to chat in ur live id...
You: i don't have it installed
Stranger: ok yar good bye...
Stranger: last question...
You: ok
Stranger: are u amae????
You: amae?
Stranger: male??
You: yes
Stranger: no...
Stranger: ur lying,,,
Stranger: ok good night
You: ok
Stranger: i will miss u
You: me too
Stranger: send me reply to my mail
You: okay
Stranger: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: bye
Stranger: SWEET DREAMS
You: you too
Stranger: HAVE A GOOD DAY
You: HAPPY EASTER
Stranger: I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND MY FRIEND SHIP
You: YAH SHIT'S CRAZY
Stranger: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: BYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: SAME
Stranger: THE PEOPLE DONT LIKE STRANGER TALK
You: YEAH WHY
You: THEY ASK ASL AND SHIT
Stranger: SOME PEOPLE LIKE SEX LANGUAGE
You: YEAH
Stranger: I DONT LIKE THAT I AM A BEST FRIEND SHIP ONLY
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Stranger: U KNOW "FRIEND SHIP IS A BLESSING"
You: KINDA
Stranger: WHAT/
You: IT IS NOT EXACTLY
You: BUT WHAT'S YOUR PROB
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: I AM A CIVIL ENGINNER
You: COOL
Stranger: WHAT IS U R PROB
You: NOT MUCH
Stranger: KK
Stranger: I AM SHARING MY MIND WITH U
You: YOU CAN,I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT
Stranger: SEND ME U R GMAIL ID I PROMISS NOT CHEATINGU
Stranger: I SWEAR
You: hey wait
You: i m male
Stranger: OK NO PRBLEM I AMN SEARCHINDG GIRLS IN OMEGLE
You: I'M SEARCHING RANDOM PEOPLE
Stranger: U R MY BEST FRIEND
You: OKAY
Stranger: U LOVE MY FRIEND SHIP?
You: I DON'T KNOW
Stranger: WHY/
You: WELL
Stranger: U R A GRADUATE?
You: YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR A RELATIONSHIP SO I DON'T KNOW
You: KINDA
Stranger: NO NEVER ONLY FOR A FRIEND SHIP
You: OKAY
Stranger: THEN MY NAME IS aju ajeesh
You: MINE IS haris
Stranger: OK U R A INDIAN
You: NO
You: THIS IS SPARTA
You: YOU KNOW?
Stranger: SOORY
Stranger: OK ADD ME TO U
You: I DON'T USE GMAIL VERY MUCH
You: I USE SKYPE THOUGH
Stranger: DONT U HAVE A MAIL ID
Stranger: YET
You: I DON'T USE THESE STUFF
Stranger: THEN..
Stranger: I WANT TO CONTACT WITH MAIL..
Stranger: PLS MAKE A MAIL ID
You: MSN?
Stranger: ANY MAIL..
You: VELZEVOOL@LIVE.COM
Stranger: I HAVAE NO MSN..
You: HM
You: K
You: MYSELFTHEPAINTER@GMAIL.COM
Stranger: OK I WILL SEND A MAIL NW??
You: I GUESS
You: BUT I AM NOT ONLINE NOW
You: WHEN I GO HOME
Stranger: PLS OPEN UR MAIL..
You: OKAY
Stranger: U CAN SEE MY MAIL VERY SOON..
You: OK SEND ME
You: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SEND?
You: OK I SHIT ON MY PANTS
You: TELL ME
You: I M DYIN
Stranger: hello..
You: ΗΕΥ
Stranger: i have send to ur live id...
Stranger: pls check
You: ΟΚ
Stranger: did u got?
Stranger: if got ..
Stranger: pls reply me??
You: wait
You: what is this
You: OH YOU RE TRYING TO HACK MEH
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: wot??
Stranger: wot happen u??
You: HACKER GET AWAY!
Stranger: i have a send only a picture mail...
You: IF I OPEN IT YOU WILL GET PASSWORDS FROM MEH
You: see?nice try btw
Stranger: ok yar..
Stranger: u have lost agood frnd...
Stranger: good bye....
You: :(
You: bye
Stranger: take care..
You: you too
Stranger: dont be affraid
You: ok
You: so i open it
Stranger: is it?
You: anti-virus says
Stranger: says...
You: trojan
Stranger: wich antivirus...
You: avira
Stranger: u r mad man..
Stranger: u have got
You: lol
You: why
Stranger: suspicious decese...
You: hm
You: then i ll tell you what
You: upload it on youtube
Stranger: wot..
You: yep
Stranger: ??/
You: add the picture in windows movie maker
You: make it movie
You: upload it
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: i will..
Stranger: but not nw...
You: ok
Stranger: its time to go...
Stranger: tomarrow iwill send a url..
Stranger: ok...
You: ok
You: why not now?
Stranger: thats not for a proof...
Stranger: its time too late...yar....
You: come on
You: for a friend..
Stranger: o..
Stranger: yar////
Stranger: see u tommarrow....
You: kk
Stranger: can u allow to chat in ur live id...
You: i don't have it installed
Stranger: ok yar good bye...
Stranger: last question...
You: ok
Stranger: are u amae????
You: amae?
Stranger: male??
You: yes
Stranger: no...
Stranger: ur lying,,,
Stranger: ok good night
You: ok
Stranger: i will miss u
You: me too
Stranger: send me reply to my mail
You: okay
Stranger: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: bye
Stranger: SWEET DREAMS
You: you too
Stranger: HAVE A GOOD DAY
You: HAPPY EASTER
Stranger: I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND MY FRIEND SHIP
You: YAH SHIT'S CRAZY
Stranger: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: BYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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EDIT: my friend borrowed my acc. He had an Issue i didnt have the time to fix, i fixed it for him. and its all good now.
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I know this was a long time ago, but it's spelled "Skoal" you big foolio.
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Down Rodeo said:
sprinkles said:
The fact is we gotsa be gettin' to ritin' those tuts so those peeps can teach.
That's true.
I still can't believe you're getting that worked up about it though. :)
Second that.
I think this is the first time weve had a little superjer.com drama happen lawl.
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Hello every time i try to make a light_enviroment it loads the map with no problems and all that but there is not light no shadows. Ive downloaded a map to test if it worked with another one but it was the same the light_enviroment didnt work on that neighter
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And you don't find that hilarious...? What is it that I'm missing here? ICP is funny whether they're being crazy, stupid or joking around. Juggalos are pretty much exactly as funny. I don't get what the problem is here.
I've never seen or heard them be actually serious about anything ever before, so I have a hard time believing they are serious about Miracles. I haven't seen any interviews of them, and frankly, I find it weird that anyone here has. I guess I'll just have to trust you that they were serious this one time? Regardless, they don't sound like they're joking much of the time when they sing about killing rednecks, racists and adulterous women... but they don't actually believe in doing that.
In the end I find Miracles to be exactly as funny whether they're being serious or not.
I've never seen or heard them be actually serious about anything ever before, so I have a hard time believing they are serious about Miracles. I haven't seen any interviews of them, and frankly, I find it weird that anyone here has. I guess I'll just have to trust you that they were serious this one time? Regardless, they don't sound like they're joking much of the time when they sing about killing rednecks, racists and adulterous women... but they don't actually believe in doing that.
In the end I find Miracles to be exactly as funny whether they're being serious or not.
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aaronjer said:
You know they're joking, right? Every one of their songs is a joke. You're not supposed to take them seriously. Unfortunately, lots of their fans think they are serious.
Well, the thing is.. they're not joking. Yeah, they do have a lot of songs in which they are joking, but a lot f them they are serious... for instance, the Miracles song. If you don't believe me go watch some of the interviews they've done about it.
But either way, the reason I can't stand listening to them isn't too much because of their music (which lets be honest, 90% of it is crap), but instead this supposed 'family' that follows them. Every juggalo I've ever met has been a complete moron, and if you tell them that you will get the same response every time "Why don't you say that to my face when I'm with my family? We'll all come with axes and chop the shit out of you! WHOOP WHOOP CLOWN LOVE!".
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Sprinkles, you have to accept that as far as Rockbomb's concerned the more random internetters have access to his server the worse security is. And I agree - he's invested quite a lot of time and money into it, so not giving that access is not only entirely reasonable but is probably sensible.
For instance, my flatmate has a big PC that can play quite a few recent games, and my other flatmates often ask if they can play Empire: Total War on it for instance. It'd be easier if they knew his password so they could play any time without the other guy being there, OTOH he doesn't want them to know his password. See?
For instance, my flatmate has a big PC that can play quite a few recent games, and my other flatmates often ask if they can play Empire: Total War on it for instance. It'd be easier if they knew his password so they could play any time without the other guy being there, OTOH he doesn't want them to know his password. See?
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Whoa whoa whoa!
Radio waves experience tons of distortion and interference. All the time. That's why there are strict laws about who can use what frequencies where and why.
With the basic design of a cell phone network, only about 50 people can use a cell phone in, for example, a 10 sq mile area at a time. But mobile phones do crazy shit like using multiple, changing frequencies and different time slices to allow a lot more. If just 2 phones use the same freq. at the same time it will cause problems.
Matter is mostly empty space, so when a radio wave goes through your roof, some of it is deflected. But not most. Unless you have a solid lead roof.
Radio waves experience tons of distortion and interference. All the time. That's why there are strict laws about who can use what frequencies where and why.
With the basic design of a cell phone network, only about 50 people can use a cell phone in, for example, a 10 sq mile area at a time. But mobile phones do crazy shit like using multiple, changing frequencies and different time slices to allow a lot more. If just 2 phones use the same freq. at the same time it will cause problems.
Matter is mostly empty space, so when a radio wave goes through your roof, some of it is deflected. But not most. Unless you have a solid lead roof.
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Every time I see your posts I want to punch people in the throat.
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So I've always been fascinated by this, but have never really taken the time to do any research about it, so imma make this truck about it.
Radio waves... they're amazing. One device sends out signals, bounces them off of a satellite thousands of miles away, and another device receives the signals... undistorted... in a matter of seconds (much less actually).
So I guess part of the reason I don't really understand/am fascinated by this is, I don't really know what a radio wave IS. Is it sound? Light? Matter? What are they?
Also, how can they travel so far, through so many obstacles, without them being distorted? Surely when these waves hit the roof of my house trying to get to my cell phone they will be distorted at least a little right? Fuck no, they go right through with no interference at all.
And then, how do these signals get pointed at a direct location? Surely they can't be broadcasted across thousands of miles in span right? They sure can... which brings me to yet another pondering... how is it that millions of people can be broadcasting these signals through the air and none of them interfere with each other?
The more I think about it, the more unreal it seems. Anyone care to explain?
Radio waves... they're amazing. One device sends out signals, bounces them off of a satellite thousands of miles away, and another device receives the signals... undistorted... in a matter of seconds (much less actually).
So I guess part of the reason I don't really understand/am fascinated by this is, I don't really know what a radio wave IS. Is it sound? Light? Matter? What are they?
Also, how can they travel so far, through so many obstacles, without them being distorted? Surely when these waves hit the roof of my house trying to get to my cell phone they will be distorted at least a little right? Fuck no, they go right through with no interference at all.
And then, how do these signals get pointed at a direct location? Surely they can't be broadcasted across thousands of miles in span right? They sure can... which brings me to yet another pondering... how is it that millions of people can be broadcasting these signals through the air and none of them interfere with each other?
The more I think about it, the more unreal it seems. Anyone care to explain?
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It doesn't really.
Each time a player starts a round, he gets SMG 2 and SMG 3 (ump), and any weapons that were left over form prev round. If he still had a SMG, it will not be replaced, but he doesn't have two.
I start the game, i recieve the submachine guns. I buy myself a Krieg 550 Sniper Rifle, and my character throws away SMG 2, leaving me with Krieg550 and the UMP smg. If i buy a shotgun then, my character throws away the Krieg550. If i end game with UMP and Krieg550, i get both SMG's again, plus my Krieg. I buy a shotgun THEN, it replaces SMG 2 again, leaving me shotgun, UMP smg, and Krieg550.
Anybody know how to change this, or to know which one will be thrown away?
Also, how do i make it that you get the SMG, plus the standard pistols? (different CT than T)
Each time a player starts a round, he gets SMG 2 and SMG 3 (ump), and any weapons that were left over form prev round. If he still had a SMG, it will not be replaced, but he doesn't have two.
I start the game, i recieve the submachine guns. I buy myself a Krieg 550 Sniper Rifle, and my character throws away SMG 2, leaving me with Krieg550 and the UMP smg. If i buy a shotgun then, my character throws away the Krieg550. If i end game with UMP and Krieg550, i get both SMG's again, plus my Krieg. I buy a shotgun THEN, it replaces SMG 2 again, leaving me shotgun, UMP smg, and Krieg550.
Anybody know how to change this, or to know which one will be thrown away?
Also, how do i make it that you get the SMG, plus the standard pistols? (different CT than T)
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Killer-Duck said:
Did you export your map into a .map-file?
Is the .map-file, the .bat-file and the zhlt-tools all in the same folder?
Is the .map-file, the .bat-file and the zhlt-tools all in the same folder?
Yes they are all in the same folder but every time i open the "captee.bat" it says "no such file or directory".
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Runetribe said:
sprinkles said:
penis
???
Never hunger
Never prosper
I have fallen prey to failure
Struggle within
Triggered again
Now the candle burns at both ends
Twisting under schizophrenia
Falling deep into dementia
Old habits reappear
Fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy
Everyone's after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me
Birth of terror
Death of much more
I'm the slave of fear, my captor
Never warnings
Spreading its wings
As I wait for the horror she brings
Loss of interest, question, wonder
Waves of fear, they pull me under
Old habits reappear
Fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy
Everyone's after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me
Into ruin
I am sinking
Hostage of a nameless feeling
Hell is set free
Flooded I'll be
Feel the undertow inside me
Height, hell, time, haste, terror, tension
Life, death, want, waste, mass depression
Old habits reappear
Fighting the fear with fear
Growing conspiracy
Myself is after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me
Damn those fuckers really need to play this song live, along with fixxxer and where the wild things are.
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You can edit the bots navigation thingy manually, but I forgot the commands but I know there is a tutorial here : http://www.twhl.co.za and under the source tutorial section there is a thing about how to make the waypoints for bots in css, which is the same as for bots in 1.6 ...
or you could delete the .nav file in your maps folder and hope that the bots autowaypoint better next time.
or you could delete the .nav file in your maps folder and hope that the bots autowaypoint better next time.
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Yeah, that's correct :)
What happens if we reduce the "firing rate" such that only one electron is travelling through the slits at a time?
What happens if we reduce the "firing rate" such that only one electron is travelling through the slits at a time?
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Rockbomb said:
Quote:
ABC, CBS and NBC confirmed that this week they began blocking Google TV from accessing full-length episodes of prime-time shows such as "NCIS: Los Angeles," "Dancing With the Stars" and "Parks and Recreation,"
I'm starting to like this google tv thing already!
NCIS is ftw
NCIS:LA isn't that good though. I don't even know the other two.
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Quote:
ABC, CBS and NBC confirmed that this week they began blocking Google TV from accessing full-length episodes of prime-time shows such as "NCIS: Los Angeles," "Dancing With the Stars" and "Parks and Recreation,"
I'm starting to like this google tv thing already!
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phoenix_r said:
Google TV is rad, but some bigger companies are blocking it from accessing their content. http://www.physorg.com/news/2010-10-major-networks-block-google-tv.html
Breakin', and Breakin' 2, Electric Boogaloo, are two of the finest films of all time. Incoming Jean Claude VanCameo!
I would like to be able to watch Google TV on my Xbox 360.
Breakin', and Breakin' 2, Electric Boogaloo, are two of the finest films of all time. Incoming Jean Claude VanCameo!
I would like to be able to watch Google TV on my Xbox 360.
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superjer said:
I think you need more description or a diagram or something.
Yes, I do.
superjer said:
Are we to assume the electrons are fired from the gun, have some chance of either hitting the barrier or passing through one of the two holes, and then hitting the screen?
Yeah, diagrams would really help here. But yes.
superjer said:
Also, if I know what you're getting at, shouldn't you be talking about a single electron, or a single electron at a time?
Don't worry, we'll get there. Though you probably do know.
DIAGRAMS:
As Supers mentioned, there are lots of things you can do with this experiment. So, first of all we don't have the barrier, fire lots of electrons, and we end up with a pile of electrons that peaks in the middle. Then, we fire the electrons one at a time, ending up with the same distribution. We set it to fire lots again, and put the barrier in the way. There is a different pattern. What is it?
If we change the gun so that it fires the electrons such that only one is passing through the slit at a time, what happens?
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I think you need more description or a diagram or something.
Are we to assume the electrons are fired from the gun, have some chance of either hitting the barrier or passing through one of the two holes, and then hitting the screen?
Also, if I know what you're getting at, shouldn't you be talking about a single electron, or a single electron at a time?
Are we to assume the electrons are fired from the gun, have some chance of either hitting the barrier or passing through one of the two holes, and then hitting the screen?
Also, if I know what you're getting at, shouldn't you be talking about a single electron, or a single electron at a time?
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Time for more physics.
Let's say you have a miniature "gun" that fires electrons toward a screen. The gun creates a sort of 'spread' of particles, perhaps best thought of as a Bell Curve, if you guys know what that is. If you don't, it's easy enough to find out, and simple to understand.
So anyway, we're firing them at this screen, and we have this pattern. Then we do something clever: we put a barrier in front of this screen, leaving two small holes in it. What happens now?
If you're thinking "two piles, half the size of the first", you're wrong. Welcome to Quantum Mechanics. I'll make this a bit more clear later.
Let's say you have a miniature "gun" that fires electrons toward a screen. The gun creates a sort of 'spread' of particles, perhaps best thought of as a Bell Curve, if you guys know what that is. If you don't, it's easy enough to find out, and simple to understand.
So anyway, we're firing them at this screen, and we have this pattern. Then we do something clever: we put a barrier in front of this screen, leaving two small holes in it. What happens now?
If you're thinking "two piles, half the size of the first", you're wrong. Welcome to Quantum Mechanics. I'll make this a bit more clear later.
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buq25 said:
Rockbomb said:
Lol, every time I bring up FLAC someone has a problem with it. FLAC is the shit... that is all.
Mello maybe doesn't like HUGE FILES AND A LACK OF COMPATIBILITY?
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Rockbomb said:
Lol, every time I bring up FLAC someone has a problem with it. FLAC is the shit... that is all.
Mello maybe doesn't like shit?
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Lol, every time I bring up FLAC someone has a problem with it. FLAC is the shit... that is all.
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What an awesome game. I love the exploring - shat myself the first time I found a dungeon, I had a couple of wood items and spiders started jumping on me. I was crying.
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Light's massless, actually, but is affected by gravity. Einstein thought of it as... it's like travelling in a straight line, but in four dimensions, which are curved. Bit complicated.
The thing that Hawking was talking about was the discovery that black holes radiate energy, therefore lose mass over time. Currently there appears to be information loss which Quantum Theory doesn't like.
The thing that Hawking was talking about was the discovery that black holes radiate energy, therefore lose mass over time. Currently there appears to be information loss which Quantum Theory doesn't like.
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If I hear this song one more time...
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molkman said:
URLs with only numbers are made of suspicion.
Not really, its just an ip that hasn't been assigned a domain. I use my IP all the time to access stuff on my server
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So you browse your merry little way over to the supes forum, where you are stylishly logged in. You are presented with yellow boxen next to various subforum names informing you that there are new trucks and/or posts in that subforum. So you browse on and read the shit out of those trucks and/or posts. Then you go back to the main forum page and lo and behold, the box is still there! Click one more time on the subforum, confirm that nobody posted anything since you last viewed the subforum, and then go back to the main forum page. At that point the box is gone, as well it should be. Perhaps this flag is being set a bit late, on a poor condition, or some places where it should be checked are being missed. I'm not sure if it only happens when you go to the main page straight from a truck, or if it also happens going from the subforum to the main page. THANKS. m(*u*)m
EDIT: posting this thread reminded me of another aspect of this. The yellow boxen occur even when the only new truck/post was made by you. After my initial post of the above, I went back to the main page of the forum and BAM, yellow box next to 'Requests.' I know I posted, I hardly need a yellow box confirming it. DOUBLE THANKS.
EDIT: posting this thread reminded me of another aspect of this. The yellow boxen occur even when the only new truck/post was made by you. After my initial post of the above, I went back to the main page of the forum and BAM, yellow box next to 'Requests.' I know I posted, I hardly need a yellow box confirming it. DOUBLE THANKS.
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Rockbomb said:
Also does anyone know where SRAW lives? The IP traces to somewhere in Moldova. If he lives in Moldova banning is imminent 
That time we played CS for that beta party (great wording by the way) it said he came from someplace that started with an 'm.'
Nonetheless, the admins can see SRAW's ip anyways....
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I got few problems with my map.
Visual bug in the small windows if I move to far away.
And one classic I think I got the solution for but not sure if it's the best one. So how would you guys tackle problem like this?
Thanks for your time, I have almost finished fixing the bugs in this map.
Visual bug in the small windows if I move to far away.
And one classic I think I got the solution for but not sure if it's the best one. So how would you guys tackle problem like this?
Thanks for your time, I have almost finished fixing the bugs in this map.
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The spaceship must decelerate, stop, and accelerate back towards it's initial position. Since the spaceship's reference frame is non-inertial the Principle of Relativity does not apply so we cannot calculate time dilation through the time dilation formula.
The Earth clocks do indeed run slow as the spaceship moves at constant velocity, however while the spaceship decelerates and turns around the Earth clocks run fast. Fast enough that the spaceship twin will be younger upon return.
The Earth clocks do indeed run slow as the spaceship moves at constant velocity, however while the spaceship decelerates and turns around the Earth clocks run fast. Fast enough that the spaceship twin will be younger upon return.
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NatureJay said:
Down Rodeo said:
I half expect to find a post from Aaronjer here in the morning saying that Mary-Jane isn't that harful after all, just to pick a fight with me, but I think that's because I'm paraoid
Maybe you're paranoid because you've been smoking too much of it. Or not enough. Either way, you're missing some consonants
Aaronjer will care or he won't.
As for the song itself, I think the music is interesting but every time that I've tried to listen to it my brain has tried to make the lyrics, which are really more sounds than anything else, into some sort of coherent sentence and this causes my head to hurt. All I get is "Mary sailed all the way to London in a bottle/brothel".
Lol, thats what all the comments on youtube are about xD
This being one of my favorite movies, I've figured it out pretty much (it really is clips from the movie, not jsut random sounds)
Goes somewhat like:
Very sel- (very seldom)
always
-ll I better (well I better look first)
trouble
Then throughout the song it changes a little.
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Down Rodeo said:
I half expect to find a post from Aaronjer here in the morning saying that Mary-Jane isn't that harful after all, just to pick a fight with me, but I think that's because I'm paraoid
Maybe you're paranoid because you've been smoking too much of it. Or not enough. Either way, you're missing some consonants
Aaronjer will care or he won't.
As for the song itself, I think the music is interesting but every time that I've tried to listen to it my brain has tried to make the lyrics, which are really more sounds than anything else, into some sort of coherent sentence and this causes my head to hurt. All I get is "Mary sailed all the way to London in a bottle/brothel".
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I was thinking about this in lectures this morning, so I will put the question to you guys: the Twins Paradox. As has been said, Special Relativity predicts that time intervals are lengthened for objects moving relative to an observer. So let's say one of a pair of twins jumps in a rocketship and flies away in one direction for 5 years at close to the speed of light. He then turns around and heads back to Earth for another five years, arrives, and there is rejoicing. But according to SR the twin should actually be older from the relatively stationary Earth! Is this right? Is there really this paradox?
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I had a dream with an impressive plot twist.
I was a spy for a sort of global criminal organization. One of those James Bond type organizations except without silly giant lasers and ridiculous henchmen. We still had an evil island headquarters though. We were pretty much just making money illegally and occasionally assassinating people. Of course, in James Bond fashion, there was a super-spy and a secret government task force out to stop us.
The super-spy's codename was Idea. I never found out her real name. She was tall, beautiful and a total badass. Everywhere she went our schemes fell into disarray. I have fond memories of escaping from one of my organization's secret mountain bases just before she blew it up. I believe that occurred in Switzerland. As time went on I noticed more and more that although she had impressive combat skills and a tactical mind, nearly endless resources, and competent allies her most potent weapon was luck. Buildings would crash down around her and leave her unscratched, while crushing her enemies. That sort of thing.
My organization's evil board of directors decided to lay a trap for her. We leaked information about our secret island headquarters while at the same time we moved our important assets elsewhere. Our plan was to set an ambush for her there, which I was the leader of, and if we failed we'd blow up the entire island and her with it. For once, everything seemed to be falling into place for us. She came to the island alone, and after a short chase we managed to corner her up against a cliff. Before I finished raising my gun to shoot her I was already worried because of the grin on her face. My handgun was freed from my grasp by means of a sniper bullet, and my team was immediately shot dead by special forces hiding in the forest around us. She knew who I was, and knew that I had information. As a last ditch effort I activated the detonator to destroy the island and with it both of us. Quite unpredictably, it did not function. She told me she had already disarmed the bomb.
This... this was not possible. Not even just villain yelling "IMPOSSIBLE!" kind of impossible. It was really, actually and totally impossible. I had just set the bomb and walked out of the only entrance to the base to meet her as she came in from the beach. My people were watching her the whole time. Maybe someone else could have disarmed the bomb, but it certainly wasn't her. I mentioned my revelation to her, and to my surprise, she looked just as confused as I was. She then looked as though she had just come upon a most horrifying realization. At that moment the world began to fade away. Everyone and everything except her slowly turned dark and disappeared. She fell unconscious and to the non-existent floor. At the same time she inexplicably lost a decade of age. She had been in her late twenties before and now looked like she was about eighteen.
A new world formed around us. A small, poorly lit world. Even with only morning light coming through a covered window I could tell this was a teenage girl's room. Cluttered posters of sexy men and cosmetic messiness. Idea was in what appeared to be her bed, just stirring to wake up. It then occurred to me that I had not traveled through time, and that this wasn't some ridiculous plot to extract information from me. Everything had been her dream. It made perfect sense. She was the center of everything and her luck really was a thing of fantasy. The only thing that didn't fit is that I didn't disappear with the fantasy. My suit was even still a little sandy from being on the island.
I was at a complete loss for action or words. I had no immediate reason to kill her anymore, as she clearly wasn't an actual super-spy... and the criminal organization I worked for didn't even exist. I tried desperately to think of what I should do in this situation when Idea's yelp of surprise brought me to full attention. She was just as surprised to see me as I was to exist. My impulsive instinct was to shoot her and run away, and my back-up handgun had come out of the dream with me. I did not do this though. My curiosity was a strong deterrent. Also one has to be very determined to go through with the shooting a of a pretty, unarmed girl in her underwear. I was greedy evil, not psychopath evil. Then she started screaming, I guess she was at a loss for rational action in this irrational situation as well. I instinctively pulled out my gun and pointed it at her, but this only made her scream incoherently and interject phrases like "don't shoot me" and "he's got a gun".
Before I could put the gun away, which I now felt foolish for bothering to point at her, her parents burst in through her door. They angrily asked me who the fuck I was. I responded truthfully by telling them I didn't know because she didn't think up a name for me. The father, armed with a .45, clearly believed me to be armed and insane and fired at me. With apparent success I dove out of the way and fired back. I was an excellent marksman in Idea's imagination, and that didn't change here. I was quite sure I had put a bullet in both her parent's brains, regardless of how tangled I was with Idea after having dived in the direction far less likely to receive bullets. Despite this, her father continued to be alive and point a gun at me. I fired again with no effect. I paused with confusion and her parents paused with hesitation. I suppose Idea preferred to be alone in bed, and she unceremoniously dumped me on the floor. Now clear of accidental daughter shooting tragedies, Idea's father shot at me. His weapon also seemed to be firing blanks. I leapt up and threw a punch at him, which he was too inept to step out of the way of, and I found myself stumbling on the other side of him.
Apparently I had been reduced to being Idea's imaginary friend. Except I was more an imaginary enemy... and everyone else could see me... and I could touch her. I also seemed to be able to interact with physical objects in a frustratingly arbitrary manner. I did not pass through her bed or the floor I was standing on, but I did pass through his clothes as I passed through him . It was like a poorly written movie and I found it to be most irritating. Her father turned around to look for me, after I had got all up in his face and disappeared from his perspective. I attempted to grab the gun out of his hand, and much to my surprise, it actually worked! I was pretty sure I could really shoot him with this gun. Luckily for Idea's family structure and income, I realized he had no way of harming me before I decided to shoot him.
Sadly, I remember almost nothing after this point, as people wouldn't quit distracting me from writing this. There was something about a war going on with aliens which turned out to really be between God and the Devil. I was the only one unaffected by the devil's evil powers because I wasn't real or some shit like that. Also I'm pretty sure I sexually assaulted Idea in a bathroom at some point... while her friends were there. Hey, it was her fault I was evil. Shut up.
I was a spy for a sort of global criminal organization. One of those James Bond type organizations except without silly giant lasers and ridiculous henchmen. We still had an evil island headquarters though. We were pretty much just making money illegally and occasionally assassinating people. Of course, in James Bond fashion, there was a super-spy and a secret government task force out to stop us.
The super-spy's codename was Idea. I never found out her real name. She was tall, beautiful and a total badass. Everywhere she went our schemes fell into disarray. I have fond memories of escaping from one of my organization's secret mountain bases just before she blew it up. I believe that occurred in Switzerland. As time went on I noticed more and more that although she had impressive combat skills and a tactical mind, nearly endless resources, and competent allies her most potent weapon was luck. Buildings would crash down around her and leave her unscratched, while crushing her enemies. That sort of thing.
My organization's evil board of directors decided to lay a trap for her. We leaked information about our secret island headquarters while at the same time we moved our important assets elsewhere. Our plan was to set an ambush for her there, which I was the leader of, and if we failed we'd blow up the entire island and her with it. For once, everything seemed to be falling into place for us. She came to the island alone, and after a short chase we managed to corner her up against a cliff. Before I finished raising my gun to shoot her I was already worried because of the grin on her face. My handgun was freed from my grasp by means of a sniper bullet, and my team was immediately shot dead by special forces hiding in the forest around us. She knew who I was, and knew that I had information. As a last ditch effort I activated the detonator to destroy the island and with it both of us. Quite unpredictably, it did not function. She told me she had already disarmed the bomb.
This... this was not possible. Not even just villain yelling "IMPOSSIBLE!" kind of impossible. It was really, actually and totally impossible. I had just set the bomb and walked out of the only entrance to the base to meet her as she came in from the beach. My people were watching her the whole time. Maybe someone else could have disarmed the bomb, but it certainly wasn't her. I mentioned my revelation to her, and to my surprise, she looked just as confused as I was. She then looked as though she had just come upon a most horrifying realization. At that moment the world began to fade away. Everyone and everything except her slowly turned dark and disappeared. She fell unconscious and to the non-existent floor. At the same time she inexplicably lost a decade of age. She had been in her late twenties before and now looked like she was about eighteen.
A new world formed around us. A small, poorly lit world. Even with only morning light coming through a covered window I could tell this was a teenage girl's room. Cluttered posters of sexy men and cosmetic messiness. Idea was in what appeared to be her bed, just stirring to wake up. It then occurred to me that I had not traveled through time, and that this wasn't some ridiculous plot to extract information from me. Everything had been her dream. It made perfect sense. She was the center of everything and her luck really was a thing of fantasy. The only thing that didn't fit is that I didn't disappear with the fantasy. My suit was even still a little sandy from being on the island.
I was at a complete loss for action or words. I had no immediate reason to kill her anymore, as she clearly wasn't an actual super-spy... and the criminal organization I worked for didn't even exist. I tried desperately to think of what I should do in this situation when Idea's yelp of surprise brought me to full attention. She was just as surprised to see me as I was to exist. My impulsive instinct was to shoot her and run away, and my back-up handgun had come out of the dream with me. I did not do this though. My curiosity was a strong deterrent. Also one has to be very determined to go through with the shooting a of a pretty, unarmed girl in her underwear. I was greedy evil, not psychopath evil. Then she started screaming, I guess she was at a loss for rational action in this irrational situation as well. I instinctively pulled out my gun and pointed it at her, but this only made her scream incoherently and interject phrases like "don't shoot me" and "he's got a gun".
Before I could put the gun away, which I now felt foolish for bothering to point at her, her parents burst in through her door. They angrily asked me who the fuck I was. I responded truthfully by telling them I didn't know because she didn't think up a name for me. The father, armed with a .45, clearly believed me to be armed and insane and fired at me. With apparent success I dove out of the way and fired back. I was an excellent marksman in Idea's imagination, and that didn't change here. I was quite sure I had put a bullet in both her parent's brains, regardless of how tangled I was with Idea after having dived in the direction far less likely to receive bullets. Despite this, her father continued to be alive and point a gun at me. I fired again with no effect. I paused with confusion and her parents paused with hesitation. I suppose Idea preferred to be alone in bed, and she unceremoniously dumped me on the floor. Now clear of accidental daughter shooting tragedies, Idea's father shot at me. His weapon also seemed to be firing blanks. I leapt up and threw a punch at him, which he was too inept to step out of the way of, and I found myself stumbling on the other side of him.
Apparently I had been reduced to being Idea's imaginary friend. Except I was more an imaginary enemy... and everyone else could see me... and I could touch her. I also seemed to be able to interact with physical objects in a frustratingly arbitrary manner. I did not pass through her bed or the floor I was standing on, but I did pass through his clothes as I passed through him . It was like a poorly written movie and I found it to be most irritating. Her father turned around to look for me, after I had got all up in his face and disappeared from his perspective. I attempted to grab the gun out of his hand, and much to my surprise, it actually worked! I was pretty sure I could really shoot him with this gun. Luckily for Idea's family structure and income, I realized he had no way of harming me before I decided to shoot him.
Sadly, I remember almost nothing after this point, as people wouldn't quit distracting me from writing this. There was something about a war going on with aliens which turned out to really be between God and the Devil. I was the only one unaffected by the devil's evil powers because I wasn't real or some shit like that. Also I'm pretty sure I sexually assaulted Idea in a bathroom at some point... while her friends were there. Hey, it was her fault I was evil. Shut up.
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I want to add some custom sounds to my map.
How do I make a sound play every time I open a door?
I have like 4 doors, but I'll use the same sound for every door, but I want the sound to come from the door, like the noisy door on de_nuke.
I have one Armor on my map and I want to play a sound from that place when the player picks the armor up. It is just one armor there so I want the sound only to come once when a player takes the armor. So the sound is not playing more that round if a player walks over the spot and someone else have allready taken the armor.
How do I make a sound play every time I open a door?
I have like 4 doors, but I'll use the same sound for every door, but I want the sound to come from the door, like the noisy door on de_nuke.
I have one Armor on my map and I want to play a sound from that place when the player picks the armor up. It is just one armor there so I want the sound only to come once when a player takes the armor. So the sound is not playing more that round if a player walks over the spot and someone else have allready taken the armor.
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It's quite easy to construct a universe which is finite but boundless (i.e. has no edge).
And yes, Superjer is correct: in essence, muons should not reach the surface of the Earth because they have a half-life of 2.2 microseconds, even at the speeds they travel at that's too short a time to reach the surface without decaying.
On the other hand we detect lots and lots of muons. So basically they're travelling quickly, their "internal clock" runs slowly and they reach the Earth. You can also measure the differences in muon counts at the bottom and top of a hill, for instance.
I misunderstood the question. I thought the stick was flying back at the spectator after it entered the barn, not just passing through it, so I assumed the stick changed direction without accelerating.
Ah, my bad. It's best to think of the spectator standing at one side of the barn, looking through a window or something. Again, this is all thought, since I know SRAW will complain. I might edit the original post to make it slightly clearer.
And yes, Superjer is correct: in essence, muons should not reach the surface of the Earth because they have a half-life of 2.2 microseconds, even at the speeds they travel at that's too short a time to reach the surface without decaying.
On the other hand we detect lots and lots of muons. So basically they're travelling quickly, their "internal clock" runs slowly and they reach the Earth. You can also measure the differences in muon counts at the bottom and top of a hill, for instance.
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Down Rodeo said:
An inertial frame is defined as one in which Newton's second law holds, so provided there is no force acting on the stick, it's an inertial frame.
I misunderstood the question. I thought the stick was flying back at the spectator after it entered the barn, not just passing through it, so I assumed the stick changed direction without accelerating.
Ah, my bad. It's best to think of the spectator standing at one side of the barn, looking through a window or something. Again, this is all thought, since I know SRAW will complain. I might edit the original post to make it slightly clearer.
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Is the stick an inertial reference frame? I don't think it is therefore it shouldn't experience time dilation. But then again this is at the back of my physics textbook and we are only covering capacitance at the moment; there's a good chance I'm misusing or do not understand the terms.
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So seeing as how I bought a domain, I figured I'd better set up bind on my server so I can actually use it. Thing is, I know nothing about BIND, so I picked a tutorial that made decent sense and went with it. Sadly, it didn't seem to work... here are the results:
; <<>> DiG 9.6.1-P2 <<>> zard0.us
;; global options: +cmd
;; Got answer:
;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 40865
;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 1, AUTHORITY: 2, ADDITIONAL: 1
;; QUESTION SECTION:
;zard0.us. IN A
;; ANSWER SECTION:
zard0.us. 3600 IN A 68.178.232.100
;; AUTHORITY SECTION:
zard0.us. 3600 IN NS ns16.domaincontrol.com.
zard0.us. 3600 IN NS ns15.domaincontrol.com.
;; ADDITIONAL SECTION:
ns16.domaincontrol.com. 3600 IN A 208.109.255.8
;; Query time: 313 msec
;; SERVER: 192.168.0.11#53(192.168.0.11)
;; WHEN: Wed Sep 29 15:12:05 2010
;; MSG SIZE rcvd: 113
Edit: Its probably something to do with the IPs I put in, so if someone could take a look at 'em it'd be appreciated.
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dig zard0.us; <<>> DiG 9.6.1-P2 <<>> zard0.us
;; global options: +cmd
;; Got answer:
;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 40865
;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 1, AUTHORITY: 2, ADDITIONAL: 1
;; QUESTION SECTION:
;zard0.us. IN A
;; ANSWER SECTION:
zard0.us. 3600 IN A 68.178.232.100
;; AUTHORITY SECTION:
zard0.us. 3600 IN NS ns16.domaincontrol.com.
zard0.us. 3600 IN NS ns15.domaincontrol.com.
;; ADDITIONAL SECTION:
ns16.domaincontrol.com. 3600 IN A 208.109.255.8
;; Query time: 313 msec
;; SERVER: 192.168.0.11#53(192.168.0.11)
;; WHEN: Wed Sep 29 15:12:05 2010
;; MSG SIZE rcvd: 113
Edit: Its probably something to do with the IPs I put in, so if someone could take a look at 'em it'd be appreciated.
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Rockbomb said:
That clip is 8 seconds.
That is like 90% of the comments on all of their videos...
the_cloud_system said:
begining 2 secs
ending 1sec
total actual movie time = 8-2-1=5
ending 1sec
total actual movie time = 8-2-1=5
That is 9% of the comments. The other percent is actually comments
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begining 2 secs
ending 1sec
total actual movie time = 8-2-1=5
ending 1sec
total actual movie time = 8-2-1=5
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superjer said:
I think the key to the problem is that there is no such thing as "two events occurring at the same time" when they are separated by space. At least in absolute terms.
Yes! Well, kind of. Observers moving relative to one another will in general disagree about the simultaneity of events. At speeds where relativity kicks in of course.
RB, NatureJay is talking about General Relativity. Basically, masses warp both space *and* time with the result that clocks in a stronger gravitational field (or accelerating strongly) appear to tick more slowly. Sounds a bit esoteric but this result is necessary to make GPS work!
Finally this is all thought-experiment, so we're assuming that the doors work properly for our purposes and that. I'm a physicist, not a masochist.
In fact, you could kind of do it in an actual experiment by knowing the velocity of the stick in advance, then synchronising clocks at each door. You then know where the stick will be and when it will be there and can set the doors to open and close at the correct times. That way the stick will definitely "see" the doors opening and closing at different times.
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I think the key to the problem is that there is no such thing as "two events occurring at the same time" when they are separated by space. At least in absolute terms.
Keep in mind also for this barn example to work, the whole thing has to happen in the tiniest fraction of a second. Any information at all travelling from one barn door to the other is going to take almost as long as it takes the stick to go through.
To put it another way, by the time the light from the one momentarily-closed door gets to the other, it's already open.
Or something like that.
Keep in mind also for this barn example to work, the whole thing has to happen in the tiniest fraction of a second. Any information at all travelling from one barn door to the other is going to take almost as long as it takes the stick to go through.
To put it another way, by the time the light from the one momentarily-closed door gets to the other, it's already open.
Or something like that.
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NatureJay said:
SolidKAYOS said:
My head hurts...
Boy, wait until we start talking about clocks running faster at higher altitudes
Wait, so you mean to tell me that a clock that if time were literally flying, that'd cause it to metaphorically fly?
Does this have something to do with thing at higher elevation moving faster than things closer to the core?
And DR, I think I'm just a little too tired to try comprehending your post, maybe I'll retry tomorrow
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Well, maybe. Assuming bad faith is one of the worst tendencies the internets has. Or maybe Rockbomb is a mad cracker and cheats all the time.
Either way I'd like to see an end to this discussion. It's boring.
Either way I'd like to see an end to this discussion. It's boring.
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You could have been using hacks when playing with them. You're obviously not an idiot, I wouldn't doubt you could fool Havokk of all people (sorry Havokk). Or you could be using hacks when playing with other people and you just haven't used them with them. When was there a rule that hackers always hack?
This one guy saw me not hack one time even though I've played against potentially thousands of people! THAT PROVES IT!
This one guy saw me not hack one time even though I've played against potentially thousands of people! THAT PROVES IT!
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Uh... DR... um... seriously. He's interested in hacks, wants to make hacks, claims he won't use the hacks he's going to spend a massive amount of time making (which is UNBELIEVABLY unlikely), and in general has no problem with hackers. He also fully understands he'll be causing more hacking and he doesn't care.
With THIS information you believe he DOESN'T hack?
WHY?!
Not to mention that THIS:
Makes him worse than someone who just uses hacks by a very wide margin. Maybe you don't play enough games to run into hackers and have them ruin all the fun, but I do. I can't forgive something like that.
Mello is awesome.
With THIS information you believe he DOESN'T hack?
WHY?!
Not to mention that THIS:
Rockbomb said:
(yes I do realize that this means more people will know how to make hacks... but I don't care <3)
Makes him worse than someone who just uses hacks by a very wide margin. Maybe you don't play enough games to run into hackers and have them ruin all the fun, but I do. I can't forgive something like that.
Mello is awesome.
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Anybody signing up for a fresh Netflix account gets the first month free aye I are sea, and I don't think you get any benefits if you're listed as a referral, but you might.
I'm thinking of scaling back to streaming only. I currently get 3 at a time, copy them and send them back, but I'm lazy so I keep the movies longer than I should. With three at a time you get something like 30 discs a month with the quickest possible turnaround, not a bad deal if you aren't a slacker like me.
I'm thinking of scaling back to streaming only. I currently get 3 at a time, copy them and send them back, but I'm lazy so I keep the movies longer than I should. With three at a time you get something like 30 discs a month with the quickest possible turnaround, not a bad deal if you aren't a slacker like me.
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sprinkles said:
And how do you supposed I make it concurrency safe?
Use a database instead.
-OR-
Make sure that no 2 processes can write to either file at the same time. You can do this with flock().
php code
<?php
$lockfile = fopen("Data/Poll/lock.txt",'w');
flock($lockfile, LOCK_EX)
/* All of your code that reads/writes files . . . */
fclose($lockfile);
?>
Then make sure that your webserver has write access to Data/Poll/lock.txt
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[2010-09-21 07:35:07 UTC] <superjer> K I'm looking.
[2010-09-21 07:45:59 UTC] <superjer> It works. Sort of. On my server.
[2010-09-21 07:46:01 UTC] <superjer> http://superjer.com/lies/vote.php
[2010-09-21 07:46:13 UTC] <superjer> I had to create the data files and give the webserver write permission to them.
[2010-09-21 07:48:33 UTC] <superjer> This isn't a very good script. It adds extra junk characters for some reason. Also it's not concurrency safe. If two users vote at nearly the same time, it can hose the data file.
[2010-09-21 07:52:37 UTC] <superjer> 1. Get rid of the \r's
[2010-09-21 07:53:20 UTC] <superjer> 2. change the blacklist check to trim($line) == $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']
[2010-09-21 07:45:59 UTC] <superjer> It works. Sort of. On my server.
[2010-09-21 07:46:01 UTC] <superjer> http://superjer.com/lies/vote.php
[2010-09-21 07:46:13 UTC] <superjer> I had to create the data files and give the webserver write permission to them.
[2010-09-21 07:48:33 UTC] <superjer> This isn't a very good script. It adds extra junk characters for some reason. Also it's not concurrency safe. If two users vote at nearly the same time, it can hose the data file.
[2010-09-21 07:52:37 UTC] <superjer> 1. Get rid of the \r's
[2010-09-21 07:53:20 UTC] <superjer> 2. change the blacklist check to trim($line) == $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']
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To be fair, there are easier things to do than navigate Windows' fairly horrific network sharing stuff. Seems awfully slow to me most of the time.
You could maybe like send them to relationship counselling or something.
You could maybe like send them to relationship counselling or something.
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I'm startin' to lead more towards the "being trolled" option.
But if thats not the case, then my respect for you has just dropped some. Assuming that I'm a hacker because I'm interested in coding some hacks is pretty stupid.
I am, I guess, a "hacker", but when it comes to games I really see no reason, especially with a game like counterstrike that relies heavily on the users actual skill. I've actually worked pretty hard (lol, as if playing a game for countless hours is hard work) to get as good as I am in CS, and using any sort of hack would make me feel... can't think of a good word... like everything I worked for was meaningless and a waste of time.
Btw, just to avoid confusion, when I say that I'm a hacker I don't at all mean the stereotypical "lol lets go on a rampage and break into everything then destroy it all" definition that one might assume. If I may make a cheesy quote "My crime is that of curiosity".
But if thats not the case, then my respect for you has just dropped some. Assuming that I'm a hacker because I'm interested in coding some hacks is pretty stupid.
I am, I guess, a "hacker", but when it comes to games I really see no reason, especially with a game like counterstrike that relies heavily on the users actual skill. I've actually worked pretty hard (lol, as if playing a game for countless hours is hard work) to get as good as I am in CS, and using any sort of hack would make me feel... can't think of a good word... like everything I worked for was meaningless and a waste of time.
Btw, just to avoid confusion, when I say that I'm a hacker I don't at all mean the stereotypical "lol lets go on a rampage and break into everything then destroy it all" definition that one might assume. If I may make a cheesy quote "My crime is that of curiosity".
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szilardpapp said:
Hey.
I have a problem on compiling my map too!
However, I dont get the error file. The time I have the problem is when my map is about to load, and CS says:
"map change failed: 'map name' not found on server."
I dont have any idea of what the problem could be!
Please help...
I have a problem on compiling my map too!
However, I dont get the error file. The time I have the problem is when my map is about to load, and CS says:
"map change failed: 'map name' not found on server."
I dont have any idea of what the problem could be!
Please help...
That means your trying to run a map that isn't in your cstrike/maps/ folder. Which means you need to manually copy the .bsp to said folder.
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Hey.
I have a problem on compiling my map too!
However, I dont get the error file. The time I have the problem is when my map is about to load, and CS says:
"map change failed: 'map name' not found on server."
I dont have any idea of what the problem could be!
Please help...
I have a problem on compiling my map too!
However, I dont get the error file. The time I have the problem is when my map is about to load, and CS says:
"map change failed: 'map name' not found on server."
I dont have any idea of what the problem could be!
Please help...
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I agree with Aaronjer completely! People using hacks don't deserve games! So Rockbomb, remove your strap-on and fucking leave it alone. Seriously.
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Well, congratulations RB, first time I've ever been pissed on this site.
faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot
Just go and die...
faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot
Well, congratulations RB, first time I've ever been pissed on this site.
faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot
Just go and die...
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Yes sprinkles, I know what a wallhack is xD
Well I found this cool tutorial on making an aimbot (I was guessing that'd be that hardest one to do, looks like I was probably right)
hxxp://www.oldschoolidiot.de/tutorials/World%20of%20Game%20Douche%20-%20The%20Home%20of%20CES%20-%20moron%20Tutorial!.html
I had started working on a woodcutting bot for runescape a long time ago, and what it did was search for a certain color on the screen and then click on it. I had figured that aimbots used a similar method, never realized they actually calculated the angles you need to turn based on your position/angle related to other players positions... interesting
Well I found this cool tutorial on making an aimbot (I was guessing that'd be that hardest one to do, looks like I was probably right)
hxxp://www.oldschoolidiot.de/tutorials/World%20of%20Game%20Douche%20-%20The%20Home%20of%20CES%20-%20moron%20Tutorial!.html
I had started working on a woodcutting bot for runescape a long time ago, and what it did was search for a certain color on the screen and then click on it. I had figured that aimbots used a similar method, never realized they actually calculated the angles you need to turn based on your position/angle related to other players positions... interesting
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It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. You wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. You wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.
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FUCKING SHIT POSTED AT SAME TIME AGAIN DR
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Now that i have more time to explain,
I Use Source SDK - Valve hammer, Source Engine 2009. If i make an map fx. And saves it as 'MG_Leapyfrog' It renames to 'jodle@hotmail.com' * Which it does to every map I save.
* My steam account name.
So recently I overwrote another minigame map based on the movie 'Cube'
Accidentally ANYONE please help.
I Use Source SDK - Valve hammer, Source Engine 2009. If i make an map fx. And saves it as 'MG_Leapyfrog' It renames to 'jodle@hotmail.com' * Which it does to every map I save.
* My steam account name.
So recently I overwrote another minigame map based on the movie 'Cube'
Accidentally ANYONE please help.
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the_cloud_system said:
one i like you sig rb
two http://store.razerzone.com/store/razerusa/en_US/pd/productID.169418900
three http://www.gamermodz.com/
two http://store.razerzone.com/store/razerusa/en_US/pd/productID.169418900
three http://www.gamermodz.com/
1: Thanks
2: Yeah I was looking at razer's mice, they're pretty nice. But the one you posted I don't much care for, I think I'd accidentaly hit the macro keys all the time xD
3. I have no idea what that has to do with anything, I don't own an xbox or ps3 xD
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Outcast said:
Yeah i've seen that before,but it still doesn't make a map suck
Can make the download time like 16 times longer and if you manage to get out, you're fucked.
...Basisticly.
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Yes pretty much, i just overwrited a map based on the film Cube i worked 1,5 day on. For a minigame server.. Now im starting over with a new mg. And I save that, it saves in my Steam/Steamaps <- Named as 'Jodle@hotmail.com' my account name. I LOoked in my general options, it says it shud save all vmf to the sdk content directory but it doesnt. And it keep being my account name. I can rename it manually and put it in the folder but next time i save it does it all over again. Please some help!
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SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
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... I think my head hurts, so I take back that statement about calling you a knucklehead, havokk
I was ganna go off on you but ill let it slide this time :)
Fuck it slid into my leg!
you stupid piece of shit. go home and masturbate to gay porn while using tears and snot as lubricant. Knuckle head..pshh..that pun is so lame i cant counter it...
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George Carlin said:
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
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melloyellow582 said:
Assuming the universe IS infinite
I tend not to ;)
For starters, we can see ~14 billion light years in any given direction. Sure, the universe might extend beyond that, but we can't see it right now. Secondly I subscribe to the idea that the universe is finite but boundless -
I had been going to say something about travelling at constant velocity for long enough returning you to your initial point but such motion is possible. Also, the universe is currently expanding.
Finally, any theory which predicts infinities is wrong, somewhere down the line. Currently we believe the universe once started with zero size (which is why that theory is wrong and needs changing) and has been expanding since it began. Sure, it's hypothesized that there was a period of extremely rapid expansion, but the point is you can always ascribe the universe a finite size at any time. The boundless bit means it's like asteroids, but 3D and with complications.
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I saw that a long time ago.
I thought it was funny how the filmmakers kept asking if the guys they interviewed were communists. They were like "WTF? No. Of course not. Open source is just our business strategy."
And then the film goes on about those crazy "communist" programmers.
Other than that it was pretty good.
I thought it was funny how the filmmakers kept asking if the guys they interviewed were communists. They were like "WTF? No. Of course not. Open source is just our business strategy."
And then the film goes on about those crazy "communist" programmers.
Other than that it was pretty good.
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Wow, i coundlt believe the frist time someone told me... now u gave me the article and all... anyways, if i do a map of my school it woulndt look like it xD
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umm idk a lot of stuff i followed all the directions i dont know what i did wrong really if it helps when i compiled first time the car was pointed into the ground so then i pointed it to the sky so it faced normal but then it just wouldnt drive
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THERE'S SO MANEY CLIEPS! TEH MULTEYPLAYAH LONGAH VERSIAN!
And, what book does Robert Jordan's dad die? Like, when does the shit start to happen? I've got 2 more bookseries after I finish Wheel of time anyways... So... Yah...
Sick vid
And, what book does Robert Jordan's dad die? Like, when does the shit start to happen? I've got 2 more bookseries after I finish Wheel of time anyways... So... Yah...
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February? Great, that should carry me over until The Wise Man's Fear comes out in March! PS, read "THE NAME OF THE WIND" because it's amazing. Like, George R R Martin's Game of Thrones amazing. Like, Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time (before his dad died and the series went to shit) amazing. DO IT.
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Well, to be fair, the essay is rather interesting and well written. But, why on earth did the author even think it was necessary?
I mean, when you say that a song like this has terrible lyrics that make no sense, I'll say "Why, thank you, Cpt. Obvious. Here, have this rock," and then you'll be all offended and I'll be happy because I'll have managed to offend yet another person on the internet.
But when you take around 1000-2000 words just to say that... That's like writing a trilogy about how it's a bad idea to run with scissors.
As for the song itself, the first time I heard it, I loved it.
Yes, that's right, I loved it. While I often think when listening to certain songs (including some that go on to become amazing hits *cough* *cough* Justin Bieber *cough*) Oh God, who made this song and why did he/she think it was a good idea to do so? But Tik Tok wasn't one of them, I liked how it sounded, and I knew that a lot of people would as well.
But even hearing it for the first time, it was obvious to me it wasn't a song I'd want to hear more than once, at least not without first consuming a half dozen pints of beer.
But anyway, my loving the song had nothing to do with the fact that I knew there would be people around the world who would hate the song (including me). And I don't think the "fans" felt any different. The so-called fans loved the song simply because it sounded good to them, I don't see why there would have to be some higher phylosophy involved.
And I can't believe one of the longest posts I've written in the last few months on this forum was about an essay on Tik Tok.
I mean, when you say that a song like this has terrible lyrics that make no sense, I'll say "Why, thank you, Cpt. Obvious. Here, have this rock," and then you'll be all offended and I'll be happy because I'll have managed to offend yet another person on the internet.
But when you take around 1000-2000 words just to say that... That's like writing a trilogy about how it's a bad idea to run with scissors.
As for the song itself, the first time I heard it, I loved it.
Yes, that's right, I loved it. While I often think when listening to certain songs (including some that go on to become amazing hits *cough* *cough* Justin Bieber *cough*) Oh God, who made this song and why did he/she think it was a good idea to do so? But Tik Tok wasn't one of them, I liked how it sounded, and I knew that a lot of people would as well.
But even hearing it for the first time, it was obvious to me it wasn't a song I'd want to hear more than once, at least not without first consuming a half dozen pints of beer.
But anyway, my loving the song had nothing to do with the fact that I knew there would be people around the world who would hate the song (including me). And I don't think the "fans" felt any different. The so-called fans loved the song simply because it sounded good to them, I don't see why there would have to be some higher phylosophy involved.
And I can't believe one of the longest posts I've written in the last few months on this forum was about an essay on Tik Tok.
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Sick vid
Anyways...i'll do better next time
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He doesn't ever have to listen to the radio ever. I haven't intentionally or unintentionally listened to a radio for as long as I can remember (which, arguably, isn't a very long time). I'm not even annoyed by music that I'm not fond of. I don't even avoid radios on purpose. If he doesn't like it he should... I dunno... stop? If it causes him such excessive distress then continuing to do it makes him a moron.
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Before saying anything about this pop star person he doesn't seem to like, the author made himself out to be a fool. By the way, I don't like or dislike this... Ke$ha? I have no idea who she is.
Which brings me to his first stupid thought. The author assumes I know who he is talking about as if everyone does. He apparently assumes all people watch TV or listen to the radio.
He then moved on to his whole thing about how some people use CD players or equivalent and some people use radios. He then went on to say that he uses a radio as if he'd rather be using a more controlled form of music. He then even says he is caused great distress by what he hears over the radio. So... uh... how about instead of spending all this time writing an essay you go GET A FUCKING CD PLAYER?
I was pretty much done with the article by that point.
Which brings me to his first stupid thought. The author assumes I know who he is talking about as if everyone does. He apparently assumes all people watch TV or listen to the radio.
He then moved on to his whole thing about how some people use CD players or equivalent and some people use radios. He then went on to say that he uses a radio as if he'd rather be using a more controlled form of music. He then even says he is caused great distress by what he hears over the radio. So... uh... how about instead of spending all this time writing an essay you go GET A FUCKING CD PLAYER?
I was pretty much done with the article by that point.
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Wow. That entire essay was jus' rambling. I'm not defending the slut or anything. But come on, when you're writing anything about how retarded somebody is, you don't need to give me the exact day/time/event you heard it at.
Jus' out of concern, who zips a padlock? I'm pretty sure, if all a padlock did was zip the security measure of it would drop significantly.
And another thing, does it annoy/piss off anybody else how they say "It only matters who I is?"
Jus' out of concern, who zips a padlock? I'm pretty sure, if all a padlock did was zip the security measure of it would drop significantly.
And another thing, does it annoy/piss off anybody else how they say "It only matters who I is?"
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Why don't you ask your brother to play with you? I'm sure you guys would have a great time I mean like you know... playing with each other... indecent stuff...
I mean like you know... playing with each other... indecent stuff...
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I don't play only one game at a time. Regardless, I haven't been playing HoN. The only reason I haven't been playing it is because everyone I know suddenly stopped playing it. I was all WTF. I'm playing SC2 with totally different people than I played HoN with, as all the HoN people have mysteriously vanished.
For serious though? I want to play DDO more than anything. I just can't get anyone to play it with me, and playing an MMO alone (action RPGish as it is) doesn't sit well with me. I can barely get anyone to even give it a chance... even though it's fucking free...
For serious though? I want to play DDO more than anything. I just can't get anyone to play it with me, and playing an MMO alone (action RPGish as it is) doesn't sit well with me. I can barely get anyone to even give it a chance... even though it's fucking free...
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[cough]buq25 loves cloud_system's dad[/cough]
Time for lust, time for lie
time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
and you'll get a better seat
Bow to Leper Messiah
Time for lust, time for lie
time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
and you'll get a better seat
Bow to Leper Messiah
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aaronjer said:
I have time
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To me, this seems more like a move designed to force some of the other teams hands during the off-season. While Earthquake definitely has an impact on the field still, his overall numbers have been declining. As I recall, the last time Red did something like this it was to hide a quiet little liquid acquistion of Jeremy "Hornswoggle" Gyrman. We'll see how it play out though.
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I do usually cum right after Kelli gets off. That's true. I can usually hold out longer than she can, given how much older I am. Anyway... me logging on around the same time something else happens isn't very meaningful... given that I log on and off of this site like 15 times a day.
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wow posted at the same time
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jrkookid said:
the_cloud_system said:
Hmmm, I'll wait until then time is up and then I want to see the replies.
nobody will reply to anything that is 10 minutes old, so I guess you should choose the dude who said it was a possible darwin award winner, it will rid the site of one more parasite
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the_cloud_system said:
Hmmm, I'll wait until then time is up and then I want to see the replies.
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Here's the plan:
Every time anyone on this forum commits a sin, instead of just absolving it, I'll transfer it over to sprinkles.
Every time anyone on this forum commits a sin, instead of just absolving it, I'll transfer it over to sprinkles.
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Eh, probably a file left over from compressing the map. Probably.
"The ZTMP file type is primarily associated with 'Steam' by Valve Corporation. When a Steam client downloads a resource from a Steam game server (like a .BSP map), the resource is first compressed to save bandwidth. An associated .ZTMP file is stored on the server so the resource won't need to be compressed again the next time a client requests it. If you change the resource you need to delete the associated .ZTMP file so that the next person who downloads is doesn't get the old copy instead of the changed resource file (Steam does not detect changed game resource files and recreate the .ZTMP file automatically.)"
Says a file extension website.
"The ZTMP file type is primarily associated with 'Steam' by Valve Corporation. When a Steam client downloads a resource from a Steam game server (like a .BSP map), the resource is first compressed to save bandwidth. An associated .ZTMP file is stored on the server so the resource won't need to be compressed again the next time a client requests it. If you change the resource you need to delete the associated .ZTMP file so that the next person who downloads is doesn't get the old copy instead of the changed resource file (Steam does not detect changed game resource files and recreate the .ZTMP file automatically.)"
Says a file extension website.
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melloyellow582 said:
No, what is in Cracked?
Stuff like worst nes games of all time, most badass literary figures and 10 most important things you don't learn in school
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sprinkles said:
10:00 PM Mountain time, so a hour from now.
Real quick, name 3 songs that aren't country, and aren't by godsmack. Also if you choose a slipknot song it can't be snuff.
Go Go Go
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10:00 PM Mountain time, so a hour from now.
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Additional pylons required
Not for me though cause I never play protoss
and could you post the time? cause I'm not sure what tonight translates for me
Not for me though cause I never play protoss
and could you post the time? cause I'm not sure what tonight translates for me
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Rockbomb said:
buq25 said:
Rockbomb said:
This shit couldn't even guess scooby doo.
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Well, you answered wrong in that case. He guessed it right the first time.
Hmmm... I tried scooby again and it got it :O
Wonder why it didn't the first time.
Also I'm not really impressed at its ability to guess stuff. Usually it already has your character figured out withing like the first 5-6 questions, then the rest of the questions are just random and have nothing to do with how it guesses.
I am, however, impressed that someone took the time to set that up for all the thousands upon thousands of characters that it will guess. That must've taken forever.
At the end, if it doesn't have the character you chosen, you can add it and the answers you chose will be characteristics for that character, like the program is learning
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buq25 said:
Rockbomb said:
This shit couldn't even guess scooby doo.
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Well, you answered wrong in that case. He guessed it right the first time.
Hmmm... I tried scooby again and it got it :O
Wonder why it didn't the first time.
Also I'm not really impressed at its ability to guess stuff. Usually it already has your character figured out withing like the first 5-6 questions, then the rest of the questions are just random and have nothing to do with how it guesses.
I am, however, impressed that someone took the time to set that up for all the thousands upon thousands of characters that it will guess. That must've taken forever.
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Rockbomb said:
This shit couldn't even guess scooby doo.
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Well, you answered wrong in that case. He guessed it right the first time.
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aaronjer said:
Yes. He's been twelve for the ENTIRE TIME he's been on the forums.
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Yes. He's been twelve for the ENTIRE TIME he's been on the forums.
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I had forgotten that American "Football", largely spent holding onto the ball, has to stop every time something interesting might happen. It's not soccer, it's called football, and you are all silly for not liking it.
Yes, I am presuming you don't like it.
ALSO "We're not in England here"? I ought to slap you.
Yes, I am presuming you don't like it.
ALSO "We're not in England here"? I ought to slap you.
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We're not in England here, nobody likes soccer. Don't waste your time.
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HoV Black said:
can i have a slot? my in game name is [HoV] Black (No Sound)
Yes, you know the proper time and everything?
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Can't you just tell the gmt time, not this mountain time and eastern time shit, and who is this spicoli
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lol i didnt even have to take time to make sure it was right , i read the whole thing
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Sick vid
My first time with a 3d program. Kind of rushed it. Hope you like it.
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And I quote from a very internettish website:
Internettish Website said:
The United States of America, real name United Shites of an Arsehole, is an international terrorist cell with a bit of money (though some sociologists may classify it as a wildlife reserve). After being discovered by Sarah Palin toward the end of the 2008 election, it quickly acquired a constitution written by bullied school children, and America dubbed itself soccer "mom" capital of the country. This earned it 3.141592 culture points on Civilization IV.
It was originally supposed to be a collection of semi-autonomous entities known as "Shites" but these were later publicly renamed as states to keep the small minority of shit happy under the interests of profanity bias.. These States allegedly had just as much power as their Government, if not more, back when the United States was a young Republic. America is a failed subsidiary of The Great British Empire, and the British Government is in talks with Russia over selling it to them. It is expected Russia will make a bid of up to - but not exceeding - $20 USD ( Ugandan Socialist Dollars) to buy America within the next decade.
The US has a reputation for turning up late for wars, and they are yet to ever truely win a war. They joined in for the last year of The First World War, even though nobody really understood why, and in the last few years of The Second World War after finally deciding the nazi's were naughty boys. They like to think they actually saved Europe, which is a claim the rest of the world laughs and scoffs at. Indeed they were so late in joining the Vietnam war, that before G.I Joe set foot upon south-east Asian soil, everybody had forgotten what they were fighting for. To be fair it has being making considerable efforts of being on time, whilst largely successful this has been achieved by starting the wars.
In 2001, the United States of America declared war on the USA under charge of having oil. This was later discovered to be merely vast quantities of cooking oil, for civilian use.
Americans (Species) are generally, very unfunny and talk in a monotonous, "my tongue is obese, therefore inactive" style - but they never shut up. This is because americans have extra strong jaw muscles, which they need to eat McDonalds, Oreos and blades of straw. They are renowned for their poor sense of humour, which almost always relies on something which "just happened" with the word "retard" added to the end. Luckily for this article, education in America is poor - and a vast majority of the country's population is either illiterate, confused or blond and will find the article so offensive, they dont notice the more subtle, scathing put downs and will instead resort to bashing the keyboard with their intrinsically chubby fingers. (see talk page)
One prominent symbol of the American Nation is the golden arches of which each arch represents a century The USA has existed. Such a vast historical and cultural merit, spanning a massive 2 centuries - has been personified to edible form in the shape of the Big Mac. Basically, however you chew it, you are eating shit it ends up shit anyway.
It was originally supposed to be a collection of semi-autonomous entities known as "Shites" but these were later publicly renamed as states to keep the small minority of shit happy under the interests of profanity bias.. These States allegedly had just as much power as their Government, if not more, back when the United States was a young Republic. America is a failed subsidiary of The Great British Empire, and the British Government is in talks with Russia over selling it to them. It is expected Russia will make a bid of up to - but not exceeding - $20 USD ( Ugandan Socialist Dollars) to buy America within the next decade.
The US has a reputation for turning up late for wars, and they are yet to ever truely win a war. They joined in for the last year of The First World War, even though nobody really understood why, and in the last few years of The Second World War after finally deciding the nazi's were naughty boys. They like to think they actually saved Europe, which is a claim the rest of the world laughs and scoffs at. Indeed they were so late in joining the Vietnam war, that before G.I Joe set foot upon south-east Asian soil, everybody had forgotten what they were fighting for. To be fair it has being making considerable efforts of being on time, whilst largely successful this has been achieved by starting the wars.
In 2001, the United States of America declared war on the USA under charge of having oil. This was later discovered to be merely vast quantities of cooking oil, for civilian use.
Americans (Species) are generally, very unfunny and talk in a monotonous, "my tongue is obese, therefore inactive" style - but they never shut up. This is because americans have extra strong jaw muscles, which they need to eat McDonalds, Oreos and blades of straw. They are renowned for their poor sense of humour, which almost always relies on something which "just happened" with the word "retard" added to the end. Luckily for this article, education in America is poor - and a vast majority of the country's population is either illiterate, confused or blond and will find the article so offensive, they dont notice the more subtle, scathing put downs and will instead resort to bashing the keyboard with their intrinsically chubby fingers. (see talk page)
One prominent symbol of the American Nation is the golden arches of which each arch represents a century The USA has existed. Such a vast historical and cultural merit, spanning a massive 2 centuries - has been personified to edible form in the shape of the Big Mac. Basically, however you chew it, you are eating shit it ends up shit anyway.
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The song was decent, but I felt the video gave the song more impact than it actually had...
Yeah I listened again without watching, decent song. They had a nice editing going though, not easy to time with music well.
Yeah I listened again without watching, decent song. They had a nice editing going though, not easy to time with music well.
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We're in mountain time right?
If so, count me in
If so, count me in
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So tonight around 10:30 pm (mountain time), I will be hosting a beta testing party of my map de_afghanistan.
ip/port: 98.245.129.68:27015
9:30 - Pacific Time
10:30 -Mountain Time
12:30 - Eastern Time
Come join the party!
The reason for this is I have made major changes to de_afghanistan, and I want your opinions. Your opinions matter, essentially they will make the map better. I'm in the home stretch of the map, and hope to add it to [AoG] Killing Grounds and [AoG] Warzone.
ip/port: 98.245.129.68:27015
9:30 - Pacific Time
10:30 -Mountain Time
12:30 - Eastern Time
Come join the party!
The reason for this is I have made major changes to de_afghanistan, and I want your opinions. Your opinions matter, essentially they will make the map better. I'm in the home stretch of the map, and hope to add it to [AoG] Killing Grounds and [AoG] Warzone.
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Rockbomb said:
SRAW said:
Holy crap, we posted at the same time rb
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SRAW said:
Holy crap, we posted at the same time rb
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Holy crap, we posted at the same time rb
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aaronjer said:
buq25 said:
@Aaronjer, what I don't like about CRT is that it emitts a bright tone all the time it's turned on. Kinda sucks since it increases my tinnitus.
Okay, you're going to have to explain exactly what you mean here. To be clear, this is in no way an argument that you should use CRTs. Are you talking about a sound or a visual effect here? Bright means you're seeing it, but tone could be either visual or audio... and tinnitus is an ear problem. Are you actually seeing something that causes ringing in your ears, or did you just use a really inappropriate word there?
That was probably a very bad use of word, yeah. The Swedish version of the word would work correctly. My tinnitus is a... Yeah... "High pitched" tone that never stops. Is that better? It's a really great TV screen otherwise but it's really annoying.
@Cloudy, 20$ yardsale screens would be awesome but where I live there's not many yard sales, and the ones that are is just a bunch of old chairs and stuff, atleast 50 years. Otherwise would a 20$ screen be really awesome.
@RockBomb, Nah, thanks. My mom thinks we can get it fixed/get a new one. Otherwise will I probably buy an actual computer screen for like 50-60$ at blocket.se
Just because I wonder, does anyone know what the cord between the screen and the computer is named? Does it have a name?
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aaronjer said:
buq25 said:
@Aaronjer, what I don't like about CRT is that it emitts a bright tone all the time it's turned on. Kinda sucks since it increases my tinnitus.
Okay, you're going to have to explain exactly what you mean here. To be clear, this is in no way an argument that you should use CRTs. Are you talking about a sound or a visual effect here? Bright means you're seeing it, but tone could be either visual or audio... and tinnitus is an ear problem. Are you actually seeing something that causes ringing in your ears, or did you just use a really inappropriate word there?
Sure is synesthesia in here.
Also buq, my friend said he recommends this monitor http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824236075
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buq25 said:
@Aaronjer, what I don't like about CRT is that it emitts a bright tone all the time it's turned on. Kinda sucks since it increases my tinnitus.
Okay, you're going to have to explain exactly what you mean here. To be clear, this is in no way an argument that you should use CRTs. Are you talking about a sound or a visual effect here? Bright means you're seeing it, but tone could be either visual or audio... and tinnitus is an ear problem. Are you actually seeing something that causes ringing in your ears, or did you just use a really inappropriate word there?
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Down Rodeo said:
If it's big and bulky, it's CRT (Cathode Ray *Tube*). If it's very thin, like the kind you get on laptops, it's an LCD type. Is it still in warranty?
It's an LCD.
I'll go ask my parents if it's in warranty.
@Aaronjer, what I don't like about CRT is that it emitts a bright tone all the time it's turned on. Kinda sucks since it increases my tinnitus.
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dude... Apocalypse Now quote
Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[suddenly walks off]
get educated
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078788/quotes?qt0324909
Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[suddenly walks off]
get educated
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078788/quotes?qt0324909
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maybe he only made the account a few months after the youtube davedays was made so who knows i guess interrogate him next time he logs on? lol
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the_cloud_system said:
seeing that you "pulled the cord" and the screen is "abnormally yellow" probley means that you fucked up your screen.
i had a power surge do that to my screen
i had a power surge do that to my screen
Well, the screen wasn't working at the time (It said that it had no input or similiar, even if it worked just fine 10 minutes earlier) and was just completely black. I had to turn the computer off and there was no other way. That I was aware of atleast.
Well, fuck. I changed the wire between the screen and my computer to a new one, hoping it would work better. Guess not. So it's probably the enlarger or my ****card thingy.
Somebody please tell me it's not the ****card because my other screen isn't tinted...
Teh enlargarh is the little thingy I need because my computer/screen is too old/young.
HALP MEH!
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I love how, here at SJ forams, ridicoulusly over-the-top requests are made from time to time.
Way to go.
Way to go.
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Yea, I have never made a puzzle game before and I thought that once you had the concept of the game done, the puzzles would come from alone, but turns out the puzzle design takes the most time.
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Excuse me, but the proper superjer.com terminology would be "nigga bitch".
And people CAN quit playing CS. I quit playing CS one time, and that was years ago! And I totally haven't started playing again!
And people CAN quit playing CS. I quit playing CS one time, and that was years ago! And I totally haven't started playing again!
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If you're linking those images directly from somethingawful then it's probably only a matter of time before someone figures it out and the image is replaced by a picture of a nail being driven through some dude's dick.
They don't take kindly to bandwidth leechers.
They don't take kindly to bandwidth leechers.
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superjer said:
Outcast said:
Did you put any lights in the map?I noticed that i get lower fps when i don't put lights.
GAAH! Where'd you come from?!
Well yea it's been a long time xD
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aaronjer said:
Actually it was me. I went to far this time. I am so banned.
dumbass
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Actually it was me. I went too far this time. I am so banned.
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ok dude when i get my 20$ ill pay for your cs
but its gona take a long ass time
but its gona take a long ass time
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Ugh! SRAW has been here a long time, he's always been like this, and we're NOT going to ban him. He's the official forum troll, and he has a right to be here.
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the_cloud_system said:
oh fuck, like its hard to login and change a line of code, he fuckin changed havvics post count!
I think that was edan actually..im not really sure..been long time.
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I'll play not-versus, I'm just not any good and also don't have the time.
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I play that game all the damn time. And I have achievements... that I didn't fucking cheat to acquire! Although I got 1 or 2 because the game went insane, but I can't really help that.
If you've never charged somebody as a spitter, pounded them into the ground while lying flat across them, and spit all over them while mysteriously doing no damage at all... and then gotten the charger 15 second pound achievement... then... uh... your game is probably functioning correctly, unlike mine.
If you've never charged somebody as a spitter, pounded them into the ground while lying flat across them, and spit all over them while mysteriously doing no damage at all... and then gotten the charger 15 second pound achievement... then... uh... your game is probably functioning correctly, unlike mine.
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If you'd bought it for the PC, you could have played with us (that's me and whoever else I play with)! You know, time differences and the horrifying ping aside.
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sprinkles said:
Why would you use IE? My mom uses IE, and complains all the time saying "the internet is broken." I'm like "No mom you're using IE, try using a web browser."
Because chrome had issues with facebook chat for me, and there isn't the chrome plugin for firefox like there is IE. IE runs faster with the chrome plugin, and I don't have any issues with what I do. I realize this is the internet and it's almost a law that you have to blindly hold something up as being the best of its type while bashing anything different... but still... fuck off :)
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sprinkles said:
Jake?! said:
It's not bad, but for me it had issues loading fb chat, so I switched back to IE and loaded up the chrome plugin for it. So far seems pretty good.
Why would you use IE? My mom uses IE, and complains all the time saying "the internet is broken." I'm like "No mom you're using IE, try using a web browser."
My mom can't even use the internet :)
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Jake?! said:
It's not bad, but for me it had issues loading fb chat, so I switched back to IE and loaded up the chrome plugin for it. So far seems pretty good.
Why would you use IE? My mom uses IE, and complains all the time saying "the internet is broken." I'm like "No mom you're using IE, try using a web browser."
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Down Rodeo said:
When I cross my eyes it goes out of focus. This must be why I never got those funky images, where you have to semi-focus on them to see a dinosaur or something.
Its hard to get it completely focused... especially the first time you do it. But, with this type of stereoscopics, you will get a completely clear 3d image, not like those ones with the dinasaur you're talking about :P
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I'm here to make you bored again!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I am a ninja!
You: I can make you pregnant without you knowing it½!
You: !*
Stranger: das cool!
You: Yah
Stranger: do it then sire
Stranger: sir*
You: You are.
You: It takes about 2 months before you start noticing it
Stranger: I observe the tampon up my vag.
Stranger: it has not moved
You: So you think! I'm so fast that you didn't notice even that!
You: And I'm so gentle that you didn't feel the change!
You: I'm so badass I can do it over the internet with somebody that I don't know who it is
Stranger: whats your name?
You: If I told you, I would have to kill you
Stranger: I think I know you
You: Aha, who am I?
Stranger: brb
You: Sure
Stranger: back
You: Interresting
Stranger: did you do it again?
Stranger: :o
You: Yes
You: It will now be twins
Stranger: aw damn!
You: Or, 12 kids since ninjas don't make less than 6 kids per time
Stranger: oh
Stranger: my poor vahjayjay
Stranger: :(
You: no worries about that
You: They will jumb straight out of your belly when they're done
Stranger: ah, good :D
You: You'll die, but your vagi will be allright
Stranger: well thats all that matters :D
You: :D
Stranger: so..
Stranger: mr ninja
Stranger: hows it hanging?
You: Upside down, inside you
You: Slowly crawling upwards
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: okay
Stranger: just warn me
You: For... THIS?
You: Guess not
Stranger: ...you killed me
You: I made you pregnant, again
You: 18 kids
Stranger: oh damn
You: I agree
You: Want 24?
Stranger: no
Stranger: thanks
You: Aww
You: Oh, you didn't loose your virginity because of this
Stranger: oh?
You: Excactly
Stranger: AWESOME
You: I know
You: I can read minds
Stranger: what am i thinking
Stranger: GUESS MY NAME
You: Your name is...
You: Well, I would say it but this website i being watched
You: If I said it, anti ninjas would kill you to remove the 24 ninjas inside you
Stranger: :C
You: Yes, 24. I don't take a no for an answer
Stranger: oh noes.
You: Ooor... now 30
You: Your going to have troubles walking
Stranger: I'm having troubles now :c
You: Be happy that they will leave at 3 monts and the other 6 months in total pain before the training
You: Or, not
Stranger: :o
Stranger: I WILL PROTECT THEM
You: THEN THEY WILL KILL YOU FOR STANDING IN THEIR WAY
Stranger: no they wont
Stranger: they will love me
Stranger: :D
You: :D
You: Perhaps...
You: But what if they inflict the pain, to themselves?!
Stranger: then thats thier problem
You: ... You love your babies...
Stranger: yep ;]
You: [[]]
You: It's a car!
You: A ninja car!
You: It will make you shit transformer babies!
Stranger: NOOOO!!!!
You: yeees
Stranger: my cat's so cool.
Stranger: well, both of them are
Stranger: THEY WILL STOP YOU
You: Your cat is going to have cat/human ninja babies!
You: The other cat ran away when I tried =(
Stranger: he's a guy
You: Well, I'm a super awesome ninja
Stranger: the lady one's the most ninjarest
You: I can make guys pregnant aswell
You: If I couldn't, the anti ninjas would have killed all female humans so there would be no more ninjas
Stranger: make my brother prenant
You: He is
Stranger: good
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: I wish
Stranger: I had a penis
You: Then your stupid
You: You have no IDEA how easy it is to accidently put your penis in the toaster
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I guess I never thought about that
Stranger: but
Stranger: with a penis
Stranger: you can piss out of windows
You: ...
You: That's your meaning of life?
You: "I want to live, so I can piss out if a window!"
You: Well, got to go.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I am a ninja!
You: I can make you pregnant without you knowing it½!
You: !*
Stranger: das cool!
You: Yah
Stranger: do it then sire
Stranger: sir*
You: You are.
You: It takes about 2 months before you start noticing it
Stranger: I observe the tampon up my vag.
Stranger: it has not moved
You: So you think! I'm so fast that you didn't notice even that!
You: And I'm so gentle that you didn't feel the change!
You: I'm so badass I can do it over the internet with somebody that I don't know who it is
Stranger: whats your name?
You: If I told you, I would have to kill you
Stranger: I think I know you
You: Aha, who am I?
Stranger: brb
You: Sure
Stranger: back
You: Interresting
Stranger: did you do it again?
Stranger: :o
You: Yes
You: It will now be twins
Stranger: aw damn!
You: Or, 12 kids since ninjas don't make less than 6 kids per time
Stranger: oh
Stranger: my poor vahjayjay
Stranger: :(
You: no worries about that
You: They will jumb straight out of your belly when they're done
Stranger: ah, good :D
You: You'll die, but your vagi will be allright
Stranger: well thats all that matters :D
You: :D
Stranger: so..
Stranger: mr ninja
Stranger: hows it hanging?
You: Upside down, inside you
You: Slowly crawling upwards
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: okay
Stranger: just warn me
You: For... THIS?
You: Guess not
Stranger: ...you killed me
You: I made you pregnant, again
You: 18 kids
Stranger: oh damn
You: I agree
You: Want 24?
Stranger: no
Stranger: thanks
You: Aww
You: Oh, you didn't loose your virginity because of this
Stranger: oh?
You: Excactly
Stranger: AWESOME
You: I know
You: I can read minds
Stranger: what am i thinking
Stranger: GUESS MY NAME
You: Your name is...
You: Well, I would say it but this website i being watched
You: If I said it, anti ninjas would kill you to remove the 24 ninjas inside you
Stranger: :C
You: Yes, 24. I don't take a no for an answer
Stranger: oh noes.
You: Ooor... now 30
You: Your going to have troubles walking
Stranger: I'm having troubles now :c
You: Be happy that they will leave at 3 monts and the other 6 months in total pain before the training
You: Or, not
Stranger: :o
Stranger: I WILL PROTECT THEM
You: THEN THEY WILL KILL YOU FOR STANDING IN THEIR WAY
Stranger: no they wont
Stranger: they will love me
Stranger: :D
You: :D
You: Perhaps...
You: But what if they inflict the pain, to themselves?!
Stranger: then thats thier problem
You: ... You love your babies...
Stranger: yep ;]
You: [[]]
You: It's a car!
You: A ninja car!
You: It will make you shit transformer babies!
Stranger: NOOOO!!!!
You: yeees
Stranger: my cat's so cool.
Stranger: well, both of them are
Stranger: THEY WILL STOP YOU
You: Your cat is going to have cat/human ninja babies!
You: The other cat ran away when I tried =(
Stranger: he's a guy
You: Well, I'm a super awesome ninja
Stranger: the lady one's the most ninjarest
You: I can make guys pregnant aswell
You: If I couldn't, the anti ninjas would have killed all female humans so there would be no more ninjas
Stranger: make my brother prenant
You: He is
Stranger: good
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: I wish
Stranger: I had a penis
You: Then your stupid
You: You have no IDEA how easy it is to accidently put your penis in the toaster
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I guess I never thought about that
Stranger: but
Stranger: with a penis
Stranger: you can piss out of windows
You: ...
You: That's your meaning of life?
You: "I want to live, so I can piss out if a window!"
You: Well, got to go.
You have disconnected.
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Rockbomb said:
Ok well, if anyone wants to hit up sprinkles' mom... there you go.
I gotta warn you though, she's hard to get. This one time I waved at her on msn and she waved back, so I really thought we had something going... but then she didn't even call me the next day
I gotta warn you though, she's hard to get. This one time I waved at her on msn and she waved back, so I really thought we had something going... but then she didn't even call me the next day
Faggot, I told you that was my sister.
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Rockbomb said:
Oh yeah? Well I was playing mgs3, and I had a gun when I wasn't supposed to. And I killed ocelot thus breaking the game and creating a time paradox.
lol i did that too XD
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Ok well, if anyone wants to hit up sprinkles' mom... there you go.
I gotta warn you though, she's hard to get. This one time I waved at her on msn and she waved back, so I really thought we had something going... but then she didn't even call me the next day
I gotta warn you though, she's hard to get. This one time I waved at her on msn and she waved back, so I really thought we had something going... but then she didn't even call me the next day
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Oh yeah? Well I was playing mgs3, and I had a gun when I wasn't supposed to. And I killed ocelot thus breaking the game and creating a time paradox.
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If I see that damn cat one more time...
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You: IM NOT GAY!
Stranger: m not
You: m and m's?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Are you made of candy? Cuz you sure are sweet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: GET IN MY BELLY
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
You: Bitch
You: They got a webcam option
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I'm hot?
You: you stupid whore
You: NO I DONT YOU BOT
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
You: SHIT NOTHIN
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: YOU A WHORE BOT
You: FUCK YOU BITCH
You: wait youd like that
You: WHORE
You: ....lol you fail.
You: epicly
You: I hope your creator logs these
You have disconnected.
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You: your the best
You: around
You: nothing ever is gona bring you down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Chicken wings
You: I love how you havent said anything yet
Stranger: How video baby
You: What
You: Are you mad? Baby video is not how made pie knuckle
You: Eagle face poindexter
Stranger: Friends from any country that
You: Cash register translator in orange mode
You: Knuckle can't fathom purple peanut cash register eagle
You: Greetings?
You: There you any person alive?
Stranger: Where are you from？
You: Indonesia from I you from England blonde people?
Stranger: I am a yellow black-eyed Chinese
You: Chinese bee are rice carrot love
Stranger: I do not understand English
You: Apologies to from me I do not language England blonde people
Stranger: Your country's name was?
You: Indonesia you where
Stranger: How the video haha
You: see thing video beautiful, color can flash
Stranger: You are beautiful you？
Stranger: I like beauty
You: No see face my eye I computer screen how get you that
You: You fool not people myself it funny isnt
Stranger: Expression is not clear
You: psychic see face my? no expression on mouth can see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: dance dance
Stranger: prepare for trouble~!
You: your monkey was on my pants
You: :O!
You: MAKE IT DUBBLE?
Stranger: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
You: FROM THE HEVENS, THE STARS AND ABOVE?
Stranger: JESSIE
You: JAMES!
Stranger: TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
You: SURENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Stranger: MEOWTH THATS RIGHT!
You: nice man
Stranger: guess what
You: WHUT?
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARED!!
You: :OOO
You: I CHOOSE YOU MOUTH!
You: fight>scratch
Stranger: WILD ABRA FLED!
You: damnit!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: m not
You: m and m's?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Are you made of candy? Cuz you sure are sweet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: GET IN MY BELLY
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
You: Bitch
You: They got a webcam option
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I'm hot?
You: you stupid whore
You: NO I DONT YOU BOT
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
You: SHIT NOTHIN
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: YOU A WHORE BOT
You: FUCK YOU BITCH
You: wait youd like that
You: WHORE
You: ....lol you fail.
You: epicly
You: I hope your creator logs these
You have disconnected.
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You: your the best
You: around
You: nothing ever is gona bring you down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Chicken wings
You: I love how you havent said anything yet
Stranger: How video baby
You: What
You: Are you mad? Baby video is not how made pie knuckle
You: Eagle face poindexter
Stranger: Friends from any country that
You: Cash register translator in orange mode
You: Knuckle can't fathom purple peanut cash register eagle
You: Greetings?
You: There you any person alive?
Stranger: Where are you from？
You: Indonesia from I you from England blonde people?
Stranger: I am a yellow black-eyed Chinese
You: Chinese bee are rice carrot love
Stranger: I do not understand English
You: Apologies to from me I do not language England blonde people
Stranger: Your country's name was?
You: Indonesia you where
Stranger: How the video haha
You: see thing video beautiful, color can flash
Stranger: You are beautiful you？
Stranger: I like beauty
You: No see face my eye I computer screen how get you that
You: You fool not people myself it funny isnt
Stranger: Expression is not clear
You: psychic see face my? no expression on mouth can see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: dance dance
Stranger: prepare for trouble~!
You: your monkey was on my pants
You: :O!
You: MAKE IT DUBBLE?
Stranger: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
You: FROM THE HEVENS, THE STARS AND ABOVE?
Stranger: JESSIE
You: JAMES!
Stranger: TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
You: SURENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Stranger: MEOWTH THATS RIGHT!
You: nice man
Stranger: guess what
You: WHUT?
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARED!!
You: :OOO
You: I CHOOSE YOU MOUTH!
You: fight>scratch
Stranger: WILD ABRA FLED!
You: damnit!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I want to be able to survive the midgar zoolums beta attack so i can learn it..it would be beastly, especially through the first disc..ive never been able to but this time im damn determined to survive it and kick his ass.
Also i wanna date yuffie..thats always a bitch.
Also i wanna date yuffie..thats always a bitch.
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This Truck:
Other Truck:
YA!
fedex _ said:
stupid ass cartoon
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the_cloud_system said:
ITS MUTHA FUCKING ADVENTURE TIME
YA!
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Its literally the only time I ever hear it anymore. Its a dead word and quiet frankly ,the capital O's in it only shows how bad you are at English.cloudy here isnt even that bad.
..okay maybe somewhat but that's not the point.
..okay maybe somewhat but that's not the point.
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Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
Downloading it now. Shower time though, so I cannot look at it until tonight.
Its noon... you're gonna take a 6 hour long shower?
I like to be clean.
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sprinkles said:
Downloading it now. Shower time though, so I cannot look at it until tonight.
Its noon... you're gonna take a 6 hour long shower?
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Downloading it now. Shower time though, so I cannot look at it until tonight.
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:(
Can you make a new song superjer? We will all make you time to do it.
Also, what's up with your scrim team?
Can you make a new song superjer? We will all make you time to do it.
Also, what's up with your scrim team?
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aaronjer said:
Just stay away from my dream girl.
Hey man, it was only one time... it won't happen again I swear... maybe
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This is what I wake up to? :O
I'm goin back to bed xD
Edit: Jk I didn't go to bed, I was tryin to hack the site... with no success
Well, now my avatar doesn't really match anything... guess its time to go change that...
I'm goin back to bed xD
Edit: Jk I didn't go to bed, I was tryin to hack the site... with no success
Well, now my avatar doesn't really match anything... guess its time to go change that...
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Or write to an area of memory it's not allowed to, or cause a run-time exception of some sort, or cause demons to come out of your nose.
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You sound like a Cyberman. According to my Steam you were last online three hours ago; three hours ago I was in town. Presumably we are just feeling the time-zone effectification.
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im just giving you a hard time
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it shouldent be i post shit from c&h
nice, so you have the demo and your just wasting his time?
nice, so you have the demo and your just wasting his time?
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Give me a minute, I'll think of something. Mass Effect 2 deviates slightly from this in that it's not specifically about improving yourself and your team; it's actually about creating it. And... (time passes)
Jade Empire: it's more a revenge-type story, which ends with you freeing the Empire from an evil emperor's grip. Or not, depending on player choice. The bad thing has already happened. I appreciate these are not great examples... I'll keep trying.
Alpha Protocol's probably my best offer.
Jade Empire: it's more a revenge-type story, which ends with you freeing the Empire from an evil emperor's grip. Or not, depending on player choice. The bad thing has already happened. I appreciate these are not great examples... I'll keep trying.
Alpha Protocol's probably my best offer.
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sprinkles said:
<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
GnR sucks, And incase anyone is wondering why the 5th fret for all the strings on the guitar equal the next string, except the g and b strings, it's because gb is george bush! Conspiracy?
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<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
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the_cloud_system said:
its i got it for ps3 and not enough slomo time to kill em unless i get strate headshots with a shotgun
Which is really what you should be doing. Of course the problem is you're using a controller, so headshots are a little rarer, I think ;)
buq: I didn't actually play, I watched my flatmate play through it. I can't remember how many he managed; there was one bastard of a room though where he took multiple attempts and eventually beasted it in slo-mo I think. It was quite harsh for the man nearest the door - every time he reloaded, BANG! Headshot with the HV Penetrator. But I can't remember how many he took out. D'you know, it always annoyed me that the first guy you shot took lots of damage, but as soon as he died, all his friends knew you were there SO TOOK LESS DAMAGE. That doesn't make sense, Monolith!
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Down Rodeo said:
The main problem is that there are no, or at least very few dedicated servers, so you end up with a bunch of people local hosting, and that's bad times.
...
My computer hates me. That's the main problem for me. I really wanted to play it so I downloaded it with some friends. Then it began!
I tried to run it. My desktops changed for 2 seconds then back, then AS chrashed, without any error. Try multiple times, not working. I googled it and it said I should try to delete a folder in the installation. I did, had to redownload the entire game in steam. It said that some files were missing, well no shit, I removed them.
I reinstalled and thought it might be the same problem I had with Killing Floor, so I made my extra screen useless (still plugged it but all black and not doing anything) and that the problem was because I had dual screens. I started it and got an error. That's atleast easier to google. I restarted my extra screen and got to a steam support site and did the 2 things it told me too, tried again, nothing. Shut down my extra screen again, same problem. Googled some more. nothing.
I shut down my main screen with my extra screen running, was able to start it. Wasn't able to play practise (wanted to learn the controls, after release and such) and it crashed. Was invited to a game by my friend, the server was annoying for my computer to connect to so I got the "25(countdown) seconds left before auto disconnection" for 3 seconds every 30 seconds play time.
I played with a bunch of people who had never played the game before who weren't aware of friendly fire and didn't know how little ammo you have.
...
Lovely game when it works, though.
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its i got it for ps3 and not enough slomo time to kill em unless i get strate headshots with a shotgun
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Rockbomb said:
I just got dragon age: origins, and holy shit its awesome... I highly recommend it if you want a game to kill some time.
Oh yes. Very epic game. I'd like to play it again actually...but theres other stuff i want..i really want to get back into Final fantasy XI seeing as how Microsoft isnt ganna let them develop a final fantasy XIV for the 360..pricks..
the_cloud_system said:
the orignal final fantasey for psp
fear 2 for ps3
and fall out 3 for ps3
i wanted a portable game for me that would last a long time
fear 2 for ps3
and fall out 3 for ps3
i wanted a portable game for me that would last a long time
Well I only have Dissidia Final fantasy for psp and jigsaws crisis core ffvii.
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I just got dragon age: origins, and holy shit its awesome... I highly recommend it if you want a game to kill some time.
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<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
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Hate to break it to you, but if autocad is too difficult for you you probably don't wanna pursue a career in engineering.
That being said, autocad is a pretty intense program to learn, but from your last post it sounds like you've spent a decent ammount of time with it. If thats not the case, keep learning and using it, and hone your autocad skills, because its pretty much essential to know in this day and age for an engineer.
That being said, autocad is a pretty intense program to learn, but from your last post it sounds like you've spent a decent ammount of time with it. If thats not the case, keep learning and using it, and hone your autocad skills, because its pretty much essential to know in this day and age for an engineer.
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the orignal final fantasey for psp
fear 2 for ps3
and fall out 3 for ps3
i wanted a portable game for me that would last a long time
fear 2 for ps3
and fall out 3 for ps3
i wanted a portable game for me that would last a long time
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I just finally took the time to read Aaronjers latest story..my eyes hurt..but..that was...beautiful.
There should be movies.
There should be movies.
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SRAW said:
YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLES I BET YOU SUCK COCK EVERYDAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLL NOOBS ASSHOLE BITCHES FUCKERS DICKHEADS
You cant insult right. Whats with the lol'ng anyways? You think your funny cause you can "assume" we suck dick? Your in such denial your trying to make us look like we do.
aaronjer said:
Yep. It's Edan. You got it right.
Anyways... wait..whos EDAN? Edans here? Where?!
Down Rodeo said:
This is hilarious it's not hilarious. I make a joke about having a problem with homosexuality, changing the meaning from taking issue with those who are gay to implying that you yourself are attracted to people of your own gender, and you have all hit the roof! Christ, what kind of backwards types are you? I mean really. Is there actually a problem with it?
It's the completely the over-the-top reaction that I expected but did not hope to find. There is this huge tendency among men to react to any suggestion of homosexuality with complete denial and
screw it, this is a post for another time.
It's the completely the over-the-top reaction that I expected but did not hope to find. There is this huge tendency among men to react to any suggestion of homosexuality with complete denial and
screw it, this is a post for another time.
I'm sorry. I could have done without fighting with sraw..i just couldn't resist.
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This is hilarious it's not hilarious. I make a joke about having a problem with homosexuality, changing the meaning from taking issue with those who are gay to implying that you yourself are attracted to people of your own gender, and you have all hit the roof! Christ, what kind of backwards types are you? I mean really. Is there actually a problem with it?
It's the completely the over-the-top reaction that I expected but did not hope to find. There is this huge tendency among men to react to any suggestion of homosexuality with complete denial and
screw it, this is a post for another time.
It's the completely the over-the-top reaction that I expected but did not hope to find. There is this huge tendency among men to react to any suggestion of homosexuality with complete denial and
screw it, this is a post for another time.
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I posted this a while ago. I can't sleep. I might already be sleeping! Fortunately there's no-one around, so they're probably not my personas.
Holy shit, the "Dream Time" truck just got TERRIFYING.
Holy shit, the "Dream Time" truck just got TERRIFYING.
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SRAW said:
Rockbomb said:
feeding_on_pain said:
cigar.
My cheney's much bigger than yours!
My cheney's much bigger than yours!
Dead giveaway... obviously cloud.
My cheney's much bigger than yours is a reference to the soad song cigaro
No shit, thats why I said its cloud, he said the 'system' part of his name came from soad.
Down Rodeo said:
The one where they say they like to puch the weak around but I'll be damned if I can name it. Bubbles? I dunno. It's been a long time :p
Its deer dance
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The one where they say they like to puch the weak around but I'll be damned if I can name it. Bubbles? I dunno. It's been a long time :p
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You will have to find the affected brush and delete it, so that might get rid of a few at a time.
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Well, I just fell asleep while this thread was in front of me. I was only asleep for twenty minutes or so, but I dreamed the fuck out of those twenty minutes.
It all started because McDonald's ran into a legal issue that required them to take chicken McNuggets off of their menu unless they were sold in groupings of three for seventy-five cents. The obvious result of this catastrophe is that I was financially devastated. There's no hidden meaning here, it just didn't make sense. My only rational option was to become a hypnotist and swindle my way back to success.
My first target was a seedy looking motel in California. I intended to rob travelers of their valuables, but the place had been refurbished into a secret brothel. I attempted to enter along with one of the working girls, but I was forced to wait outside for 'security clearance' or some such. After I went inside the girls tried to convince me they weren't really prostitutes, and that they were really just doing all of this because they needed money to appease a monster in the darkness. They weren't making much sense and it all sounded like a bunch of hooey, but I wasn't planning on paying anyway. I noticed a safe in the office that likely contained the means to success.
I was led around by a tanned girl in a blue t-shirt and panties to the various rooms to see my options. I should mention that she had a weirdly low voice, although still feminine. The first room contained a woman dressed like a wizard. This included a fake white beard. I didn't comment. The second room contained an older woman in an excessive and bulbous green dress. I passed. The third room contained a very attractive woman in her mid-twenties except that the room looked like the bedroom of a teenage girl and she was dressed to match. She was chewing gum and reading a magazine on her bed. She glanced up at me and just said, "No." We moved on. The final room contained a pair of twins in plaid skirts. One appeared very happy to see me, and the other looked very upset and was stacking music CD's precariously in the middle of the room. They were hot and everything, but this was no time for a cooter sandwich. My guide declared something along the lines of "Or you can just fuck this meat right here and now!" gangsta style in her low voice while pointing at herself. I said I'd seen enough.
I snapped my fingers and she went into a daze. As did the twins who were still watching us. After directing her to open the safe and retrieving the precious monies within, I told her (while she was still in a daze) that a thirteen year-old boy who they had offended after repeated visits stole it out of spite. I don't really know why I said that.
Sadly, I'm forgetting this one extremely fast. All I can remember is that I eventually ended up in a mob boss's mansion. He knew about my hypnotism, which required line of sight to my fingers as I snapped them, and had several guards facing away from me, ready to respond to any funny business. He was upset because his daughter's dog had been eaten by the monster that the prostitutes were appeasing after I stole the money. She was also upset. I was even more upset because I thought they were going to shoot me. Things were upset, y'hear? With my hand in my pocket, where the mob boss told me to keep it, I managed to strike a match. The fire spread up my sleeve and I reacted with surprise. Everyone in the room was also surprised and all turned to face me. I laid the hammer down with my hypnotism and the fire arbitrarily went out. Apparently I could hypnotize fire too. I was so excited about my badass maneuver that I woke up.
It all started because McDonald's ran into a legal issue that required them to take chicken McNuggets off of their menu unless they were sold in groupings of three for seventy-five cents. The obvious result of this catastrophe is that I was financially devastated. There's no hidden meaning here, it just didn't make sense. My only rational option was to become a hypnotist and swindle my way back to success.
My first target was a seedy looking motel in California. I intended to rob travelers of their valuables, but the place had been refurbished into a secret brothel. I attempted to enter along with one of the working girls, but I was forced to wait outside for 'security clearance' or some such. After I went inside the girls tried to convince me they weren't really prostitutes, and that they were really just doing all of this because they needed money to appease a monster in the darkness. They weren't making much sense and it all sounded like a bunch of hooey, but I wasn't planning on paying anyway. I noticed a safe in the office that likely contained the means to success.
I was led around by a tanned girl in a blue t-shirt and panties to the various rooms to see my options. I should mention that she had a weirdly low voice, although still feminine. The first room contained a woman dressed like a wizard. This included a fake white beard. I didn't comment. The second room contained an older woman in an excessive and bulbous green dress. I passed. The third room contained a very attractive woman in her mid-twenties except that the room looked like the bedroom of a teenage girl and she was dressed to match. She was chewing gum and reading a magazine on her bed. She glanced up at me and just said, "No." We moved on. The final room contained a pair of twins in plaid skirts. One appeared very happy to see me, and the other looked very upset and was stacking music CD's precariously in the middle of the room. They were hot and everything, but this was no time for a cooter sandwich. My guide declared something along the lines of "Or you can just fuck this meat right here and now!" gangsta style in her low voice while pointing at herself. I said I'd seen enough.
I snapped my fingers and she went into a daze. As did the twins who were still watching us. After directing her to open the safe and retrieving the precious monies within, I told her (while she was still in a daze) that a thirteen year-old boy who they had offended after repeated visits stole it out of spite. I don't really know why I said that.
Sadly, I'm forgetting this one extremely fast. All I can remember is that I eventually ended up in a mob boss's mansion. He knew about my hypnotism, which required line of sight to my fingers as I snapped them, and had several guards facing away from me, ready to respond to any funny business. He was upset because his daughter's dog had been eaten by the monster that the prostitutes were appeasing after I stole the money. She was also upset. I was even more upset because I thought they were going to shoot me. Things were upset, y'hear? With my hand in my pocket, where the mob boss told me to keep it, I managed to strike a match. The fire spread up my sleeve and I reacted with surprise. Everyone in the room was also surprised and all turned to face me. I laid the hammer down with my hypnotism and the fire arbitrarily went out. Apparently I could hypnotize fire too. I was so excited about my badass maneuver that I woke up.
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Rockbomb said:
buq25 said:
Rockbomb said:
Donkey Kong Country.
And I hope that was fast enough for you
And I hope that was fast enough for you
Freaking spoooky man. Freaky. I'll go get it. Aren't they making a remake of it? Donkey Kong Country Re-something?
Edit: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Just edited my first post... but, I wasn't aware they were gonna make another donkey kong country
I hope they make it as awesome as the first one Just saw your edit. Sweet. Was going to make an ironic joke of how long time that's gonna take to play through, but I was bored.
And about 0:24 in:
Sick vid
you've got it. Stupid made by Nintendo... I want it for the PC . If it's coming for PC then it, Super Meat Boy and Portal 2 are going to make me drool.
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Long time users... that would mean sj, aj, molkman and that other dude I cant remember... that's not much man
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Only people on this forum that are long time users
PORTAL FOR CS
OR
CALL OF DUTY MW2 For pc.
PORTAL FOR CS
OR
CALL OF DUTY MW2 For pc.
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It's SUPER CUTE and handy! It takes you everywhere you want in no time! Not nightmare-worthy at all, bro.
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the_cloud_system said:
id like to take this time to point out that
ALL. COMPUTERS. SUCK. EQUALITY
ALL. COMPUTERS. SUCK. EQUALITY
I'm going to go ahead and assume that you mean exactly what you have written, as it is a far better sentence than it might have turned out to be. Also, computers =/= operating systems.
<3
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id like to take this time to point out that
ALL. COMPUTERS. SUCK. EQUALITY
ALL. COMPUTERS. SUCK. EQUALITY
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fedex u didnt really answer my question so for sprinkles ill try to explain what im trying to do better
I want it so when a ct enters the trigger_teleport he is teleported to the teleport_destination and also at the same time when the ct enters the trigger_teleport that caues the t to be telported to a different teleport_destination. and just incase you didnt get it the ct causes the t to teleport without the t doing anything
oh btw its a deathrun map so theres just one t
I want it so when a ct enters the trigger_teleport he is teleported to the teleport_destination and also at the same time when the ct enters the trigger_teleport that caues the t to be telported to a different teleport_destination. and just incase you didnt get it the ct causes the t to teleport without the t doing anything
oh btw its a deathrun map so theres just one t
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aaronjer said:
The man's name was Ray. You were following him over to Euclid's house for a dinner party but he blasted right through the back wall and just kept going!
sometimes some of the dreams you guys get dont make sense ....
like that one time in band camp , a bear came and took the cookies
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I don't think he meant that it STARTS drowning you 2 seconds later, just that from the time it starts to drown you to the time you drown = 2seconds.
In which case, you'd have to mess around with how much the trigger_hurt hurts you
In which case, you'd have to mess around with how much the trigger_hurt hurts you
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Mate de Vita said:
SRAW said:
hey dude i got an idea for handball
You could use the soccerjam mod, but make the floor underneath a clip brush, so when the ball falls down, it goes into the enemies team goal, so you get a point, and when it's time to kick-off, the ball starts somewhere infront of one of the teams...
You could use the soccerjam mod, but make the floor underneath a clip brush, so when the ball falls down, it goes into the enemies team goal, so you get a point, and when it's time to kick-off, the ball starts somewhere infront of one of the teams...
That's not fucking handball :/
I train handball, and I can assure you, what you're talking about isn't it.
LOL I thought it was volleyball until you said it wasn't, so just use soccerjam mod, cause the guys look like they're throwing the balls anyway...
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SRAW said:
hey dude i got an idea for handball
You could use the soccerjam mod, but make the floor underneath a clip brush, so when the ball falls down, it goes into the enemies team goal, so you get a point, and when it's time to kick-off, the ball starts somewhere infront of one of the teams...
You could use the soccerjam mod, but make the floor underneath a clip brush, so when the ball falls down, it goes into the enemies team goal, so you get a point, and when it's time to kick-off, the ball starts somewhere infront of one of the teams...
That's not fucking handball :/
I train handball, and I can assure you, what you're talking about isn't it.
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Well, I need to leave, so I went and found someone else's that they did and stole it... hopefully I get away with it. If not, its my teachers fault for neglecting to read anything that I send her
Anyway, I would still like an answer to my last post, as I AM actually trying to learn this shit. I just won't have it figured out in time for me to submit in MY work for the grade xD
Anyway, I would still like an answer to my last post, as I AM actually trying to learn this shit. I just won't have it figured out in time for me to submit in MY work for the grade xD
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hey dude i got an idea for handball
You could use the soccerjam mod, but make the floor underneath a clip brush, so when the ball falls down, it goes into the enemies team goal, so you get a point, and when it's time to kick-off, the ball starts somewhere infront of one of the teams...
You could use the soccerjam mod, but make the floor underneath a clip brush, so when the ball falls down, it goes into the enemies team goal, so you get a point, and when it's time to kick-off, the ball starts somewhere infront of one of the teams...
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Haha, well, I like the diversity of mods that the game offers. You could spend tons of money on games like nba live, madden, and stuff like that, or you could spend $6 and get them all, and as shitty as the plugins might be it's actually quite fun most of the time, heh.
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I always wondered why people makes stuff like this... If you wanna paly a basketball game, go play a game thats engine was made to play basketball. Why waste a ton of time making a mod for halflife (a shit game engine), and in the end its gonna be nothing like the actual game, and probably not that fun?
Well, whatever your motivation is, good luck.
Well, whatever your motivation is, good luck.
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The Voluntary Interindustry Commerce Solutions standard Bill of Lading: DISCUSS
Godzilla vs The International Space Station: DISCUSS
Bagels vs Apples: DISCUSS
If you could turn your left hand into a condiment dispenser with each of your five grubby little digits dispensing a different condiment, what would your five fixin's be and why: DISCUSS
Blowing shit up to celebrate that time our ancestors blew shit up: DISCUSS
Godzilla vs The International Space Station: DISCUSS
Bagels vs Apples: DISCUSS
If you could turn your left hand into a condiment dispenser with each of your five grubby little digits dispensing a different condiment, what would your five fixin's be and why: DISCUSS
Blowing shit up to celebrate that time our ancestors blew shit up: DISCUSS
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Who is the Russian Time-Traveling orc Sprinkles speaks of?
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Down Rodeo said:
It could well be a bug - there are many of them. You could try setting them to start on then triggering the light switch to turn it off, maybe? I've heard about funny things like this happening from time to time.
Well I found an easy fix like said in my edit, but thanks for this.
That was a really weird bug.. I set one to off and they all start off. :l But you really can't see blue light at all if you put it by a white light. Didn't know that.
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It could well be a bug - there are many of them. You could try setting them to start on then triggering the light switch to turn it off, maybe? I've heard about funny things like this happening from time to time.
Triggering it to turn the lights back off when the round starts, for instance. Sorry.
Triggering it to turn the lights back off when the round starts, for instance. Sorry.
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Haha, alright, I have some updates/new questions and something weird.
I fixed the lightning issue where it went through the door, with some googling I finally came up with the right answer, something that ZHLT had a nice feature for.
// Dont waste your time!
/ No more reason to read this, read bottom of post haha. \
But now, this is really weird. Before, when I answered my own question, everything worked smooth. The blue lights turned on and the regular lights turn off. Now, something is wrong and I didn't even change anything about the lights! No idea how this could have happened; and no, it's not because of what I did to fix the door problem, because I changed that back and this problem still happens.
I set all the lights to name "drlights", and have a button with a target to "drlights". If I set them all to start ON, it works no problem. But when I set just the blue lights to start OFF and the regular ones are still set to start ON, they ALL start off.. It's pitch black! As if by setting only the blue lights to start off, they are all set to start off (but they aren't, I checked!) Weeeird.
So to summarize that, the room now starts pitch black, and the only fix I've found is to set all the lights to "start on", which ruins the purpose of the lightswitch.
Mind-numbing.
/e: Wow, I'm on a roll today with answering my own questions!
I still don't know why it stopped working suddenly, but this method worked too:
- I just deleted the names of the blue lights and set them to start on, so they were just regular blue lights with no special settings. Then I made the button only affect the regular lights. It works good because with the white lights on at the same time as the blue ones you really can't even see the blue light at all, but when the white lights go off you can see them perfectly.
Sorry if I wasted lots of your time!
I fixed the lightning issue where it went through the door, with some googling I finally came up with the right answer, something that ZHLT had a nice feature for.
// Dont waste your time!
/ No more reason to read this, read bottom of post haha. \
But now, this is really weird. Before, when I answered my own question, everything worked smooth. The blue lights turned on and the regular lights turn off. Now, something is wrong and I didn't even change anything about the lights! No idea how this could have happened; and no, it's not because of what I did to fix the door problem, because I changed that back and this problem still happens.
I set all the lights to name "drlights", and have a button with a target to "drlights". If I set them all to start ON, it works no problem. But when I set just the blue lights to start OFF and the regular ones are still set to start ON, they ALL start off.. It's pitch black! As if by setting only the blue lights to start off, they are all set to start off (but they aren't, I checked!) Weeeird.
So to summarize that, the room now starts pitch black, and the only fix I've found is to set all the lights to "start on", which ruins the purpose of the lightswitch.
Mind-numbing.
/e: Wow, I'm on a roll today with answering my own questions!
I still don't know why it stopped working suddenly, but this method worked too:
- I just deleted the names of the blue lights and set them to start on, so they were just regular blue lights with no special settings. Then I made the button only affect the regular lights. It works good because with the white lights on at the same time as the blue ones you really can't even see the blue light at all, but when the white lights go off you can see them perfectly.
Sorry if I wasted lots of your time!
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/ Woo a new question on post #10 \
Okay, I'm new to these forums but decided to finally register to ask this question (I've lurked the forum as a guest for quite some time).
I've got a room with a lightswitch, and it works fine. I have the lightswitch as a func_button with the target as my lights in the room, and they turn off and on fine.
The thing is, when the lights are 'off' I'd like it not to be pitch black, but instead, I'd like my dark blue lights to turn on. I have dark blue lights named lights2 all right next to the regular lights. I'd like these to come on when the regular lights go off, and vice versa. I can do this with 2 seperate lightswitches, but this will allow you to turn them both on at the same time and I do not want that.
Is there a way to do what I'm wanting with just one lightswitch? If somebody could point me in the right direction I'd be really greatful, thank you.
-NsN
Edit:
Wow, I spent a long time thinking about this earlier this morning, and can't believe I missed something so obvious! And it WOULD come to me only 5 minutes after I make the post. Unlucky, and sorry for bothering you all.
- All I did was give all the lights the same name, but set the blue ones to 'Initially Dark' flag. Simple! Woah, I need some sleep.
Okay, I'm new to these forums but decided to finally register to ask this question (I've lurked the forum as a guest for quite some time).
I've got a room with a lightswitch, and it works fine. I have the lightswitch as a func_button with the target as my lights in the room, and they turn off and on fine.
The thing is, when the lights are 'off' I'd like it not to be pitch black, but instead, I'd like my dark blue lights to turn on. I have dark blue lights named lights2 all right next to the regular lights. I'd like these to come on when the regular lights go off, and vice versa. I can do this with 2 seperate lightswitches, but this will allow you to turn them both on at the same time and I do not want that.
Is there a way to do what I'm wanting with just one lightswitch? If somebody could point me in the right direction I'd be really greatful, thank you.
-NsN
Edit:
Wow, I spent a long time thinking about this earlier this morning, and can't believe I missed something so obvious! And it WOULD come to me only 5 minutes after I make the post. Unlucky, and sorry for bothering you all.
- All I did was give all the lights the same name, but set the blue ones to 'Initially Dark' flag. Simple! Woah, I need some sleep.
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So, a dream: this one was pretty awesome. It starts quite oddly, I might have been in some kind of school. The bit I definitely remember is that 5 of the rather more overweight girls in the class, if that's what it was, had decided to put on some kind of show that involved lots of dancing and suchlike. There were a few of us watching this (the show now of course being rather irrelevant to the dream) including a very nice looking girl who shifted position slightly; this must have been a couple of minutes in. I made some joke like, "You better watch you don't lie on top of me," smooth operator that I am. Showing that I completely do not know how women or indeed people work she did proceed to lie somewhat on my chest. I feel I should mention that when she moved originally she bumped me slightly which was the prompt for the comment. What can I say, we watched Top Gun last night. And it was awesome.
So anyway this bit gets somewhat fuzzy because I've been awake for a little while now and am forgetting things but the gist is we hit it off. The next section is actually rather inspired aesthetically by Assassin's Creed, I've been playing quite a lot of it recently. We appear to be climbing across rooftops and the like, it's quiet, moonlit, beautiful, all that nonsense. I am showing off somehow - I know this much because my new ladyfriend is very impressed. In fact, we kiss, the conversation turns to... other things, and I hear someone stomping down the stairs of the close presumably on their way to work. I know I was right in the middle of that bloody dream when I woke too! Bastards.
Of course this dream is about wish fulfilment, pure and simple, but I was enjoying it! It was a very nice dream to be part of.
Also, to try to save time to remember as much is possible, I am typing this on my sexy new phone from bed :D
Yes, I called the phone sexy but not the girl. What of it?
So anyway this bit gets somewhat fuzzy because I've been awake for a little while now and am forgetting things but the gist is we hit it off. The next section is actually rather inspired aesthetically by Assassin's Creed, I've been playing quite a lot of it recently. We appear to be climbing across rooftops and the like, it's quiet, moonlit, beautiful, all that nonsense. I am showing off somehow - I know this much because my new ladyfriend is very impressed. In fact, we kiss, the conversation turns to... other things, and I hear someone stomping down the stairs of the close presumably on their way to work. I know I was right in the middle of that bloody dream when I woke too! Bastards.
Of course this dream is about wish fulfilment, pure and simple, but I was enjoying it! It was a very nice dream to be part of.
Also, to try to save time to remember as much is possible, I am typing this on my sexy new phone from bed :D
Yes, I called the phone sexy but not the girl. What of it?
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...but he didint account on superjer and his laws that bend time
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the_cloud_system said:
yah sorrey i got high last night
like your not high all the time >.>
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Any time anyone says that, I think George Clooney.
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Damn it. I guess it's time to break out ye olde captcha.
Although these bots seem rather fleshy, Chinese and sometimes Russian.
Although these bots seem rather fleshy, Chinese and sometimes Russian.
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draining12 said:
Yeah, but having no lights in your map is not a problem, it just makes your map dark.
I've seen some strange things happen when people don't put lights in map. A map needs at least one light, if you want it dark just insert one light and set its brightness to 1. (Or place it in a small room that is seperated from the rest of your map )
And like DR says, just because it worked before doesn't mean it will work this time, there's a reason why they put in the warning about 8 wad-files.
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Like it says though - just because it worked last time doesn't mean it will work this time. Once we've eliminated the easy stuff, the obvious, we can move onwards and downwards into the murky innards of your map.
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Try this:
1. Move all your wad-files to your cstrike-folder (...\Steam\SteamApps\ACCOUNT-NAME\counter-strike\cstrike\).
2. After moving the wads you need to update the wad-paths in Hammer. Open up Hammer, go to: "Tools" ---> "Options..." ---> "Textures". Remove all the wads and add them back again (this time the wads should be in your cstrike-folder).
3. Restart Hammer.
4. Open up your map in Hammer, export to map-format.
Try to compile with bat-file again.
1. Move all your wad-files to your cstrike-folder (...\Steam\SteamApps\ACCOUNT-NAME\counter-strike\cstrike\).
2. After moving the wads you need to update the wad-paths in Hammer. Open up Hammer, go to: "Tools" ---> "Options..." ---> "Textures". Remove all the wads and add them back again (this time the wads should be in your cstrike-folder).
3. Restart Hammer.
4. Open up your map in Hammer, export to map-format.
Try to compile with bat-file again.
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I finished a new animation for the TOFA 2010 open round. It didn't turn out quite like I thought it should, timing of scenes-wise, mainly because I ran out of time. :/
GO SPANK THIS LINK BRO.
Next round, in case I advance, I'll make something less broad based.
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GO SPANK THIS LINK BRO.
Next round, in case I advance, I'll make something less broad based.
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hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures de_projekt
Entering de_projekt.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
21 brushes (totalling 126 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(1.58 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(1.70 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \mapping\cs_havana.wad
- Contains 43 used textures, 46.24 percent of map (122 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \mapping\de_inferno.wad
- Contains 41 used textures, 44.09 percent of map (97 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \mapping\halflife.wad
- Contains 9 used textures, 9.68 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Error: File read failure
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp de_projekt
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file de_projekt.log for the cause.
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis de_projekt
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file de_projekt.log for the cause.
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad de_projekt
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file de_projekt.log for the cause.
----- END hlrad -----
If anyone can spend some time and help me with this error i would appreciate it alot!
All the pathes should be right. But all suggestions are welcome!
If you help me find the solution, i can do whatever you ask me, please realy need this help, i'm in an mapping contest and the time begins to be short!
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures de_projekt
Entering de_projekt.map
Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 2 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]
noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]
Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]
21 brushes (totalling 126 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(1.58 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(1.70 seconds)
Using Wadfile: \mapping\cs_havana.wad
- Contains 43 used textures, 46.24 percent of map (122 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \mapping\de_inferno.wad
- Contains 41 used textures, 44.09 percent of map (97 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \mapping\halflife.wad
- Contains 9 used textures, 9.68 percent of map (3116 textures in wad)
Error: File read failure
----- END hlcsg -----
hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp de_projekt
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file de_projekt.log for the cause.
----- END hlbsp -----
hlvis v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis de_projekt
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file de_projekt.log for the cause.
----- END hlvis -----
hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad de_projekt
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file de_projekt.log for the cause.
----- END hlrad -----
If anyone can spend some time and help me with this error i would appreciate it alot!
All the pathes should be right. But all suggestions are welcome!
If you help me find the solution, i can do whatever you ask me, please realy need this help, i'm in an mapping contest and the time begins to be short!
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how can i fix this? compile stopped at hlrad so I could test my map. of course it was fullbright.
there are some parts in my map that are not visible all the time but when you get very near them they are visible.
so what can I do to avoid this.
I have a pretty large map. I put some clip texture before when I got error max map clipnodes. that fixed it but this is a new one.
there are some parts in my map that are not visible all the time but when you get very near them they are visible.
so what can I do to avoid this.
I have a pretty large map. I put some clip texture before when I got error max map clipnodes. that fixed it but this is a new one.
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Many things in the game can get confused during pawsing. The clown will continue to animate during paws. Sometimes the rolling cats will stop rolling and just slide forward. Also the game was hard at the beginning, but by the time I had bought all the upgrades and got all the cat foods the game was extremely easy. I went to like floor 23 and it didn't seem to be getting any harder.
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So we get a lot of people asking the same questions, instead of typing in the same thing every time, or looking for previous posts I decided to keep all the info in this handy-easy-to-find-truck.
I'm sure with that said an admin will come along and hide this truck. PLEASE DON'T.
I'm sure with that said an admin will come along and hide this truck. PLEASE DON'T.
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Me?! Edit the mighty posts of the terrible and vengeful Subadar?! Yeah... I WOULD do that... but not this time.
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Is there some way I don't know about to move games between accounts? Do you just make a new account every time you buy a new game?
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Homeslice said:
Somebody loves you.
I smile every time i see your avatar lol
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It sometimes happens. Maybe GamersGate experienced high load. Maybe a server quietly died. Maybe lots of people went on the internet. Maybe your ISP practices peak-time throttling. Maybe lots of things.
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aaronjer said:
Edan gave me candy one time. I wanted to give something back but I have no idea how to Hebrew.
lawls
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Edan gave me candy one time. I wanted to give something back but I have no idea how to Hebrew.
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Counter-Strike itself is very broken when it comes to round restarts. It may not be fixable. But try RB's idea.
Or lower the reset delay. If 5 seconds lasts until the next round, the reset might get cancelled by the round restart.
Or it might help to fire off a trigger_relay to turn off the trigger_hurt. On relays you can set the trigger state to OFF explicitly. You can do this periodically to keep setting the trigger_hurt to OFF in case it gets stuck on. YMMV.
Also, you can trigger multiple things by giving them the same name, or using a multi_manager.
Story time!
I once tried to make a map that killed all of one team or the other at the end. Team masters and selectors are totally busted, so they didn't help. I almost got it to work with trigger loops and change-targets, but the game is just too buggy to depend on anything like that. I finally gave up.
Or lower the reset delay. If 5 seconds lasts until the next round, the reset might get cancelled by the round restart.
Or it might help to fire off a trigger_relay to turn off the trigger_hurt. On relays you can set the trigger state to OFF explicitly. You can do this periodically to keep setting the trigger_hurt to OFF in case it gets stuck on. YMMV.
Also, you can trigger multiple things by giving them the same name, or using a multi_manager.
Story time!
I once tried to make a map that killed all of one team or the other at the end. Team masters and selectors are totally busted, so they didn't help. I almost got it to work with trigger loops and change-targets, but the game is just too buggy to depend on anything like that. I finally gave up.
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you can do that , its easier with making blocks to make your name , but it takes time to make it perfect
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Killer-Duck said:
Killer-Chicken said:
Hey guys i need help with something
I created a map blah blah blah...
then put a trigger_multiple targeted to a trigger_hurt for the whole map. It works, however, after a few rounds, the trigger_hurt doesn't reset @.@
It resets for the first few rounds, but for the next few it just stays there and murders all the players in cold blood.
Any reasons why this happens?
Additional info:
Delay before reset is 5.
all the rest of the values are the same, except for damage
I created a map blah blah blah...
then put a trigger_multiple targeted to a trigger_hurt for the whole map. It works, however, after a few rounds, the trigger_hurt doesn't reset @.@
It resets for the first few rounds, but for the next few it just stays there and murders all the players in cold blood.
Any reasons why this happens?
Additional info:
Delay before reset is 5.
all the rest of the values are the same, except for damage
What exactly are you trying to accomplish with this setup?
Its like a map like zm_boatescape etc, the person who reaches the ending point wins as the rest of the players die.
code
/ /
O---- Dead O
\ \ /|\
/ \ Winner
Trigger_hurted Ending point
----------------------------______________<trigger_multiple
The trigger hurt is supposed to disappear the next round, but after a few rounds, it stays there and kills everyone for each following round. Any reason why that happens? ==
Another matter: Is it possible to create a door that will slide up at breakneck speed when the winner reaches the trigger_multiple? The trigger_multiple can only target one other thingy at a time...
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It does work, in fact I made a map using that a long time ago (but I won't upload it since it's crap)
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Ok , i am making a bhop map - yes again , and i forgot how to make the blocks go down , i remember you set them to a func_door and make them go down , but every time i do that it goes to the right and just moves , anyone remember how to fix this , cause i fuckin forgot
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superjer said:
SRAW said:
[...] and pantera sucks
Careful where you paint that banhammer target -- whoa! Not right on your forehead! Be careful!
Rockbomb said:
[...] You've got vinnie paul on drums, dime on lead guitar, and phil for vocals... all three of those guys are amazing.
You forgot about... (what's his name...) Rex! Rex is awesome, too! Right guys? Guys?
You know, to be honest I never really noticed him as being that amazing... but I just went and looked up some solo's and stuff from him and I gotta say, I feel kinda bad for overlooking him all this time.
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Well then... I guess its about time I create and release my own Chrome web browser ;)
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Well then... I guess its about time I create and release my own chrome theme ;)
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It's been a long time since i had this prob.I went to Map>Load pointfile and found this
http://yfrog.com/14fuckingshitj
Can someone understand where is the prob?
http://yfrog.com/14fuckingshitj
Can someone understand where is the prob?
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Well, you said turret. The running also concerned me. But, if ever there was a use for Grampy Bone, that'd be it.
Anyway, I know what happens next so I'm not taking that bet. What's impressive about it though is that unlike the big lizard Ichigo, who was kind of a monster, this one is actually human-looking, albeit a little spindly, which means that Kubo's adhering to his own rules. He's definitely getting more and more mindless in the process, but this is only the second time Kubo tried for a shot like this, the first one being handled rather easily by Orihime.
The overall repercussions of this, however, I don't feel great about. While I respect it insofar as Ishida and Orihime are around as witnesses, and Ulquiorra is probably right in that Orihime is not coming out of this mentally unscathed, this is a point that I've identified where the series has gone off the rails a bit. Vizard aside, the upcoming fights are going to be a series of disappointments for you. It may be recovering now, but damned it's hard to tell
Anyway, I know what happens next so I'm not taking that bet. What's impressive about it though is that unlike the big lizard Ichigo, who was kind of a monster, this one is actually human-looking, albeit a little spindly, which means that Kubo's adhering to his own rules. He's definitely getting more and more mindless in the process, but this is only the second time Kubo tried for a shot like this, the first one being handled rather easily by Orihime.
The overall repercussions of this, however, I don't feel great about. While I respect it insofar as Ishida and Orihime are around as witnesses, and Ulquiorra is probably right in that Orihime is not coming out of this mentally unscathed, this is a point that I've identified where the series has gone off the rails a bit. Vizard aside, the upcoming fights are going to be a series of disappointments for you. It may be recovering now, but damned it's hard to tell
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Augh! It isn't L4D! You were just supposed to bash some skulls from atop my mighty frame. Not that I could run while carrying you on my back... this might not work out.
So how about that hollow Ichigo putting Ulqiorra in his mouth and eating him, huh? I appreciated that there wasn't even any Ichigo left inside that skull mask like a normal hollow. It didn't appear to be a mask at all, it was just his head. 10 bucks says he attacks Ishida and Orihime next. The part where he nearly killed Orihime and didn't seem to notice or care seems good evidence it may happen.
Do you have an obsession with repeatedly rewatching the various scenes in which Ichigo nearly dies and the hollow gets out and murders everything? I can't decide which one I like the most out of episode 59, 233 or 271. I do like how the hollow is less human and more mindless every time it gets out. It actually talks in 59 and only shows up as a mask. In 233 it can only go "Yaaahh!" while its attacking and such, and even though it manifests as an entire creature you can still clearly see Ichigo inside it when it opens its mouth. Now in 271 its completely silent except for the obligatory hollow howl and there is nothing inside it at all.
Oh... and I think Ichigo just won the contest for most evil looking protagonist.
So how about that hollow Ichigo putting Ulqiorra in his mouth and eating him, huh? I appreciated that there wasn't even any Ichigo left inside that skull mask like a normal hollow. It didn't appear to be a mask at all, it was just his head. 10 bucks says he attacks Ishida and Orihime next. The part where he nearly killed Orihime and didn't seem to notice or care seems good evidence it may happen.
Do you have an obsession with repeatedly rewatching the various scenes in which Ichigo nearly dies and the hollow gets out and murders everything? I can't decide which one I like the most out of episode 59, 233 or 271. I do like how the hollow is less human and more mindless every time it gets out. It actually talks in 59 and only shows up as a mask. In 233 it can only go "Yaaahh!" while its attacking and such, and even though it manifests as an entire creature you can still clearly see Ichigo inside it when it opens its mouth. Now in 271 its completely silent except for the obligatory hollow howl and there is nothing inside it at all.
Oh... and I think Ichigo just won the contest for most evil looking protagonist.
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Rockbomb said:
I built a mockup frame in 3ds max, does it look structurally (and aesthetically) good?
Edit:
If anyone wants a better look, here's a .obj file...
http://www.speedyshare.com/files/22529868/buggyobj.obj
Edit:
If anyone wants a better look, here's a .obj file...
http://www.speedyshare.com/files/22529868/buggyobj.obj
You have a lot of time buddy...
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So last night I was playing Supreme Commander 2 (I managed to get it for £13, how awesome is that!) and at a certain stage my laptop must have overheated or something because it turned itself off. Completely. I was somewhat disappointed and restarted, becoming somewhat surprised when it transpired that my keyboard no longer worked. So, hard restart again, still nothing, loads Ubuntu by default. I've forgotten all my Linux know-how so I restart this time with a flatmate's keyboard plugged in. Windows doesn't get anything from it either but tells me that the driver thinks it is working fine - clearly not the case. This morning I was going to an interview; I had one last check - nothing. Just coming in a few minutes ago I tried turning it on without turning on the power supply, i.e. run the thing on battery. And it works. I don't know why. I don't know why it stopped working.
Conclusion: I find that sometimes I hate computers.
Conclusion: I find that sometimes I hate computers.
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So... now that we're on the topic of Hunkex. You ARE going to come with her boyfriend and I and chase people around in the woods the next time there's a Zombie Apocalypse at a boy scout camp, right?
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It seems like it could also happen with time delayed weapons like the Crash Bomb or something heat seeking like the Dive Missile, perhaps.
Anyway, I beat 4 and 5 without continuing. I'm kind of disappointed it's been this easy, and I know 6 would be no challenge.
Anyway, I beat 4 and 5 without continuing. I'm kind of disappointed it's been this easy, and I know 6 would be no challenge.
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NatureJay said:
Okay maybe we had four girls if that was one.
You mean like her?
Name: Cammi Falls
Callsign: Red Leader
Gender: Female
Nationality: Cascadian
Birthdate: April 17th
Age: 20
Blood type: B-
Height: 1.63 m (5 ft 4 in)
Weight: 50 kg (110 lbs)
Measurements� BWH: 87 55 86 cm (34 C 22 34 in)
Natural bust?: You better believe it!
Eye color: Blue-Grey
Hair color: Brown
Fighting Style: Tai Chi Quan
Occupation: College Student
Favorite Food(s): Strawberry Millefeuille
Hobbies: Aromatherapy, origami, storm watching.
Bio:
Spunky, intelligent and cheerful, Cammi Falls is a Cinderella story of one college girl who dared to dream big. The 19-year-old student began practicing martial arts as a means of self-improvement both mentally and physically, and was for a short time under employment by Mr. Ribbon at his secret volcano layer and volleyball resort.
With a strong motivation for self-improvement, Cammi hopes that by honing her own skills, she can eventually help others to do the same. Of course Mr. Ribbon was more than happy to aid in her training, and would often attack Cammi when she least expected it to keep her combat skills and vigilance sharp.
While she has never said whither or not she believes Mr. Ribbon to be an overbearing, well-dressed, white collar psychopath, or whether she merely humors him, one can assume that there is a love-hate relationship between the two, sometimes bordering more on the hate side for Cammi.
Due to the nature of Pole Socking, and Mr. Ribbon himself, Cammi was critically hospitalized near the end of the 5th Olympium where she would remain for months.
However, despite this sidelining, Cammi stands alone as being the only person to best Ribbon in syringe combat, despite being in a coma.
After recovering from her grievous injuries, Cammi went on to successfully commanded over 30 training missions for the Red Team, and won 4 field promotions and 3 commendations.
Today, she returns for the 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium to play a more active part, and discover for herself what the Will to Power really means�
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Now I am confused, everybody (msn, codeproject, c-sharpcorner, etc.) tell you how to start a thread, lock, pulse, suspend, abort, etc. but they do not tell you why a thread closes automatically.
Here is some sample code that I had:
private void Navigate()
{
WebBrowser thiswebbrowser = GetCurrentWebBrowser();
thiswebbrowser.Navigate(TSCBurl.Text);
}
Whoops!
This is what I get:
Here is some sample code that I had:
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Thread tNavigate = new Thread(new ThreadStart(Navigate));private void Navigate()
{
WebBrowser thiswebbrowser = GetCurrentWebBrowser();
thiswebbrowser.Navigate(TSCBurl.Text);
}
Whoops!
This is what I get:
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See the end of this message for details on invoking
just-in-time (JIT) debugging instead of this dialog box.
************** Exception Text **************
System.Threading.ThreadStateException: Thread is running or terminated; it cannot restart.
at System.Threading.Thread.StartupSetApartmentStateInternal()
at System.Threading.Thread.Start(StackCrawlMark& stackMark)
at System.Threading.Thread.Start()
at WhiteBird.Form1.TSSBmenu_ButtonClick(Object sender, EventArgs e) in C:\Users\Sprinkles\documents\visual studio 2010\Projects\WhiteBird\WhiteBird\Form1.cs:line 103
just-in-time (JIT) debugging instead of this dialog box.
************** Exception Text **************
System.Threading.ThreadStateException: Thread is running or terminated; it cannot restart.
at System.Threading.Thread.StartupSetApartmentStateInternal()
at System.Threading.Thread.Start(StackCrawlMark& stackMark)
at System.Threading.Thread.Start()
at WhiteBird.Form1.TSSBmenu_ButtonClick(Object sender, EventArgs e) in C:\Users\Sprinkles\documents\visual studio 2010\Projects\WhiteBird\WhiteBird\Form1.cs:line 103
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@sprinkles - WEP is officially cracked, and has been for some time now.
If your going to 'hack' wireless networks, I highly reccomend downloading Backtrack. It's a Linux OS made souly for the purpose of hacking networks, and you can crack a WEP key with just a few commands.
If your going to 'hack' wireless networks, I highly reccomend downloading Backtrack. It's a Linux OS made souly for the purpose of hacking networks, and you can crack a WEP key with just a few commands.
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superjer said:
No you're not. Although your pants are bigger than the entire world.
Ahh, my regrettable "phatpants" stage. I've since moved on to a "black or grey slacks almost all of the time" phase. Extra points if the waistbands have hidden elastic bits (to accommodate my fatness - srsly, cubiclejob+girlfriend=fattyjer).
I think my next phase will be either nopants or perhaps a "pants so tight you can tell my religion" phase.
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Nostalgia only goes so far. Afterwards you realize why it sucks and why you stopped playing it in the first place. Like when you get involved in useless battles every other time you step in a grassy spot, in this case.
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Ah, ok. Its all startin' to slowly make sense
I'm glad I finally decided to stick with the language, even through hard times. This is the third or fourth time I've attempted to learn C++
I'm glad I finally decided to stick with the language, even through hard times. This is the third or fourth time I've attempted to learn C++
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Rockbomb said:
I think the missingno glitch worked on all the first games (red blue yellow).
omg on pokemon red when i had a GB and the red version i used to do that glitch all the time , and get alot of master balls and rare candys . lets see if i remember how to do it... Ummm talk to the guy in the next city above pallet town , where the guy stop you to show you how to catch pokemon , then after talkin to him , just fly to cinebar island , then walk all the way to the right then surf , dont move left or right , just go up and down , and suddenly high level pokemon will appear and then missing no...
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Down Rodeo said:
Put it before you ever intend to use them. It's like... the preprocessor basically substitutes whatever happens after
Screw it, example time:
#define 1 2
Means that wherever the preprocessor sees '1' in the source it replaces it with '2'. So, #defines should go at the top of the source. The #ifdef and #ifndef are like small if-else constructs but again are only followed by the preprocessor. It's like asking "what platform am I on?" One final thing to note is that #include is just the same - it is only used by the preprocessor. All it does is dump the entire contents of the header file you specify at the top of your file (at least it does in C, but what does #include <cstdlib> mean in that sense? Is it still a header? Jer, help me!)
Screw it, example time:
#define 1 2
Means that wherever the preprocessor sees '1' in the source it replaces it with '2'. So, #defines should go at the top of the source. The #ifdef and #ifndef are like small if-else constructs but again are only followed by the preprocessor. It's like asking "what platform am I on?" One final thing to note is that #include is just the same - it is only used by the preprocessor. All it does is dump the entire contents of the header file you specify at the top of your file (at least it does in C, but what does #include <cstdlib> mean in that sense? Is it still a header? Jer, help me!)
Ok, so it'll work if I put it up where I put my "#include"s.
Also, another question... in the part I quoted from superjer, its cin.ignore(1000) , whats the 1000 do? I've just been doing cin.ignore() and it works fine.
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Put it before you ever intend to use them. It's like... the preprocessor basically substitutes whatever happens after
Screw it, example time:
#define 1 2
Means that wherever the preprocessor sees '1' in the source it replaces it with '2'. So, #defines should go at the top of the source. The #ifdef and #ifndef are like small if-else constructs but again are only followed by the preprocessor. It's like asking "what platform am I on?" One final thing to note is that #include is just the same - it is only used by the preprocessor. All it does is dump the entire contents of the header file you specify at the top of your file (at least it does in C, but what does #include <cstdlib> mean in that sense? Is it still a header? Jer, help me!)
Screw it, example time:
#define 1 2
Means that wherever the preprocessor sees '1' in the source it replaces it with '2'. So, #defines should go at the top of the source. The #ifdef and #ifndef are like small if-else constructs but again are only followed by the preprocessor. It's like asking "what platform am I on?" One final thing to note is that #include is just the same - it is only used by the preprocessor. All it does is dump the entire contents of the header file you specify at the top of your file (at least it does in C, but what does #include <cstdlib> mean in that sense? Is it still a header? Jer, help me!)
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Why are you talking to this strange time-traveling bot? Metroid Prime 3 came out a LONG time ago.
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I can't feel anything when I hit myself on the knee with a spoon anymore. I could have been doing it for too long time.
. I could have been doing it for too long time.
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I had that happen a couple of weeks ago. It was double, triple, or even quadruple posting things. What I discovered was going it was that I had two tabs of Superjer.com fora open because I was talking to aaronjer in the chat and trying to respond to posts at the same time. Once I got back down to one tab, there were no issues.
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See the problem is that Chrome's Javascript is soooo fast, it stretches the space-time continuum to the point where there really is two posts.
Actually, I have no idea why this is happening. The double-check on post idea is good but it should already be cancelling the current check when sending a message.
Anyone seen this happen not on Chrome?
Actually, I have no idea why this is happening. The double-check on post idea is good but it should already be cancelling the current check when sending a message.
Anyone seen this happen not on Chrome?
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You're all wrong. It was really me the whole time. Also I'm secretly a girl.
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This girls a whore, imma go change my display picture
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I remember nights when its atmospheric boiling came, ate the blistering heat that invaded the smallest part of my frail skin that desire this pleasure. My hands are pressing touched your skin hot and extremely hard between my fingers which were a tiny weakness, severe compared to your body and yet exciting. My full lips had swollen and my body became a little feverish in this series of gestures so clever and flexible you are undertaking on my bare skin t'evertuais you to caress the skin burning and furious, while my lips were looking blindly yours to unite our two bodies interested in the perpetual act like one. The eyes fix on your body gruesome and sexually attractive, who undertook the circular movement of tanks not being increased this palpable feeling that was my desire. My fingers were rubbing the skin and burning charneux your ass and then slip between your thighs muscular and arched me triggering a series of feverish chills and willing when my fingers gently stroked the inimitable virtues and ability of your body, heat was more exciting. My body is subjected to, well, I look at you and sigh inside my welfare, I look down and see you excite yourself an advantage in my legs, which increases my desire and the pleasure you get me. My hands on your butt lifts I press firmly to get us to all of them a pleasure more intense, more beautiful and more useful to everyone. Our bodies trembling and rubbing the sticky to each other as a vital need, let our vocal cords to speak for themselves, surely we must be heard for miles from here, but our ignorance and personal happiness are more strong. Gradually we go hands in hands, you make us climb to the highest of all the heavens, we cry out in pleasure that we are granted this very moment, then a final movement between my legs we shoot you to the top This same summit that everyone dreams of one day achieving, we derive a time on this place, a long and very beautiful moment. We will stay together, our bodies INNOCENT completely glued to each other, nested into each other throughout the rest of this wonderful night. We never forget the first such time that day when we give ourselves to responsible, as far as the guts, the guts to death, and eternity to the tip of the tongue. Man of my life, a man tonight, a man of infinite and faraway future.
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A oday I am proud of my life, not necessarily everything I've done in a certain specific time, but basically I can say I am proud yes. I accept entirely what I am, I give the picture and everything that goes with it. You know, I'm no fool and I know many things that are said about me, I know I'm not really liked here either, and above all I pretend to be the biggest whore of all the games, to what appears I would be a "garage dick, yeah, I would keep the legs apart and never close them. Before her I was doing wrong, I cried and I was even worse than that. But I think that by dint of being insulted in this way, Quench. Yes I believe that everything I do is purely the reflected when I arrived Saturday, November 22, 2008 at 2:05 am precisely we I immediately felt as if you were not like the others you were directly addressed way. I admit I make mistakes, big mistakes even the worse of it has been losing the father of my son. My first love, my love. I made three huge crap in my life, well I'd say two and yet I'm up. But know that I lived six months with him. Six key me in my life. And for that I can not thank him enough.
" I have a sad smile? Uh yeah ... "
At present my head high, I'm happy again, I have fun and I cheeks again. I smile again, I again desire to live, the desire to advance in life. But at what price? Life smile at me again after I left the abyss into which I fall. In a pathetic life I've been a life dream. Yes, I have a wonderful husband whom I love more than madness itself, two wonderful son and two children that I love my husband too, great friends who are always there for me when my morale is low and of course the love of my life without whom I am nothing, my better half, the first in my heart, my twin sister. If I smile even now it is thanks to them you know. Without them my life would have meaning, it is unreasonable and I would do anything in this world so cruel to some and for others magical. This world in which we all live now, and you're all spirits to destroy because of all your bullshit. Only me, I'm proud of what I built and I have what it takes to get to live as simply as possible. And you?
" I have a sad smile? Uh yeah ... "
At present my head high, I'm happy again, I have fun and I cheeks again. I smile again, I again desire to live, the desire to advance in life. But at what price? Life smile at me again after I left the abyss into which I fall. In a pathetic life I've been a life dream. Yes, I have a wonderful husband whom I love more than madness itself, two wonderful son and two children that I love my husband too, great friends who are always there for me when my morale is low and of course the love of my life without whom I am nothing, my better half, the first in my heart, my twin sister. If I smile even now it is thanks to them you know. Without them my life would have meaning, it is unreasonable and I would do anything in this world so cruel to some and for others magical. This world in which we all live now, and you're all spirits to destroy because of all your bullshit. Only me, I'm proud of what I built and I have what it takes to get to live as simply as possible. And you?
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If that's her, she was 18 not too long ago, mentioned something about lost time and has studied photography for quite a few years. I then stopped reading as I was really getting lost :s
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Once upon a time there was a monster called "power".
That monster could raise numbers to the numbers above them!
But however - logarithms came!
Now we shall be saved!
2^3 = 8 suddenly become
log(2)8 = 3!
And the world was saved.
THE END
That monster could raise numbers to the numbers above them!
But however - logarithms came!
Now we shall be saved!
2^3 = 8 suddenly become
log(2)8 = 3!
And the world was saved.
THE END
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Did you read his/her post up there? He/she said he/she had SJ put it on there for him/her.
Also, this isn't his/her first post... only the first post with this account. I believe he/she made a post in the hammer section not too long ago. I remember the day that he/she made those accounts, because they were both logged in at the same time and had almost identical names.
Also, this isn't his/her first post... only the first post with this account. I believe he/she made a post in the hammer section not too long ago. I remember the day that he/she made those accounts, because they were both logged in at the same time and had almost identical names.
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I thought so.
My first supposition was an admin. I ruled out aaronjer, because this is not the time frame he is usually on. I am not sure about any of the other admins.
But...
I believe it is superjer.
Jer has been on a lot lately, I assume he made this persona (or whatever the fuck you want to call it) and forgot about it, since it has been idle (without any posts) for almost a month. Then when superjer is here all of a sudden this persona comes to life. Not only does he post something that is not in the Hammer section (where most 'new' people post), but he also has privileges on the server. Which is determined by the ability to upload images, and to change things ("now wat betches?"). I also happen to know superjer is a fan of "wat."
My first supposition was an admin. I ruled out aaronjer, because this is not the time frame he is usually on. I am not sure about any of the other admins.
But...
I believe it is superjer.
Jer has been on a lot lately, I assume he made this persona (or whatever the fuck you want to call it) and forgot about it, since it has been idle (without any posts) for almost a month. Then when superjer is here all of a sudden this persona comes to life. Not only does he post something that is not in the Hammer section (where most 'new' people post), but he also has privileges on the server. Which is determined by the ability to upload images, and to change things ("now wat betches?"). I also happen to know superjer is a fan of "wat."
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Once upon a geometrical time. On a seemingly normal day in the school of Scott High School. The Students worked on their Geometry with all their heart. But something was wrong..when trying to work on the problems the students could not get the answers. eventually the problems themselves..became real. The numbers came out of the papers as if they were alive and stacked upon each other creating a monster like problem.
The Math monster tore through the rooms and destroyed all in its path. No one knew what to do. White out and erasers wouldn't work on the beast. The math teachers themselves could not even solve the problem to this ridiculous nonsense.
But something same..from inside the Honors Geometry class. a bright light shined stopping the monster in its tracks. Once the light stopped its gleam upon the hallways they was there. Theroms! Theroms of Geometry stood ready to battle the Math monster and took it on in a raging battle.
The Theroms was not enough...they needed the help of the students to finally put the monster in its place.
The Theroms shined their light onto the students giving them the knowledge they needed to defeat the monster. All in which they used to finally write the monster down and put it back were it belonged.
The Math monster tore through the rooms and destroyed all in its path. No one knew what to do. White out and erasers wouldn't work on the beast. The math teachers themselves could not even solve the problem to this ridiculous nonsense.
But something same..from inside the Honors Geometry class. a bright light shined stopping the monster in its tracks. Once the light stopped its gleam upon the hallways they was there. Theroms! Theroms of Geometry stood ready to battle the Math monster and took it on in a raging battle.
The Theroms was not enough...they needed the help of the students to finally put the monster in its place.
The Theroms shined their light onto the students giving them the knowledge they needed to defeat the monster. All in which they used to finally write the monster down and put it back were it belonged.
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Well you have had time spinkles where is it?
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Not really? Not sure what would happen if you tried to run "run". Right, investigation time: nuthin'. It'd be cool if it was like the bash bash thing. Running multiple levels of bash, or csh, or ksh, or sh, or whatever.
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sprinkles said:
So what's in all the source for the forums?
HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript, MySQL
Did I miss anything?
How do you have time to learn all of that? Is it all necessary for making a web page? forums?
HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript, MySQL
Did I miss anything?
How do you have time to learn all of that? Is it all necessary for making a web page? forums?
I think you got everything.
It does take a long time to learn all this stuff. I've been programming for 20 years and still have tons to learn. It's just like any other skill, though.
* You only need to know some HTML to make a web page.
* If you want to use modern page styling you need to learn CSS.
* If you want your "page" to DO something you need to learn a programming language. Like PHP, C#, Perl, Python, etc. At this point your "web page" is really a front-end to your application.
* If you need to store data you should learn a database like MySQL, SQL Server, etc.
* If you want your front-end web page for your application to do something cool & dynamic like the chat-box you need to learn Javascript.
The forams uses all of this stuff.
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I'd be excited too. It was good fun last time, but I missed one of the games by 20 mins.
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sprinkles said:
How do you think lil' Wayne feels all the time?
Probably quite well since like 80% of civilization worships him.
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How do you think lil' Wayne feels all the time?
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So what's in all the source for the forums?
HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript, MySQL
Did I miss anything?
How do you have time to learn all of that? Is it all necessary for making a web page? forums?
HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript, MySQL
Did I miss anything?
How do you have time to learn all of that? Is it all necessary for making a web page? forums?
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superjer said:
Haven't been to Google lately? It's all... panelly... and gross.
Yep... first youtube, now google.
Well SJ, looks like its time for you to design a search engine as well as a video hosting site
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The math monster totally went Pac-Man on you and ate your brain, because there is no sensible reason why I should be writing an essay in math class. Do we calculate the angle of our throws in P.E.? No motherfucker, so suck my cock you bastard. I bet if you were better at math we wouldn't be spending all this time worrying about essays. And, I swear, if I have to do another damn essay in this class I will get all arctangent on you, and shove my hypotenuse up your ass.
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This is direct at the teacher.
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I just watched a tool-assisted speedrun of Air and I can comfortably say I had no idea what was going on the entire time.
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sprinkles said:
Is that the boy's real head?
Doesn't look it.
And yes, spend a bit of time making it look nice.
2 minutes with the clone brush in photoshop,and you could've erased the whole shadow. Then but a fake one in its place, that faded away when the head shattered.
Better yet, you could have made the boy and the background 2 different layers. Then put a light in and the shattered pieces would have all there own shadows.
Doesn't look it.
And yes, spend a bit of time making it look nice.
2 minutes with the clone brush in photoshop,and you could've erased the whole shadow. Then but a fake one in its place, that faded away when the head shattered.
Better yet, you could have made the boy and the background 2 different layers. Then put a light in and the shattered pieces would have all there own shadows.
Yeah its his real head. I just did a quick mask in Photoshop and removed his head, then cloned the brick in the background, then saved that and finally saved his head as a transparent png.
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Is that the boy's real head?
Doesn't look it.
And yes, spend a bit of time making it look nice.
2 minutes with the clone brush in photoshop,and you could've erased the whole shadow. Then but a fake one in its place, that faded away when the head shattered.
Better yet, you could have made the boy and the background 2 different layers. Then put a light in and the shattered pieces would have all there own shadows.
Doesn't look it.
And yes, spend a bit of time making it look nice.
2 minutes with the clone brush in photoshop,and you could've erased the whole shadow. Then but a fake one in its place, that faded away when the head shattered.
Better yet, you could have made the boy and the background 2 different layers. Then put a light in and the shattered pieces would have all there own shadows.
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sprinkles said:
Fail.
Look at the shadow.
Look at the shadow.
So wait... you expect me to spend time on stuff and make it realistic?
Edit:
So anyway... Osius then?
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superjer said:
Did you not copy the whole thing? I just tried it again and it's still 7. Is your browser broken?
Hmmm..... just tried it again and now it shows 7
I tried it twice last time and it showed you only getting one
Well... impressive
I'm gonna have to spend a few hours tonight and see if I can beat that
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The only thing the Warlord's glyph is good for is fighting the goat boss. I had everything unlocked other than whatever you get for beating the factory as a Wizard after playing for 4-5 hours. I've spent the rest of my time getting mauled in the factory.
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It crashes or at least totally bugs out whenever a USB device is unplugged or plugged in. It also occasionally forgets to kill me when I die, but I can no longer damage anything and the retire button does nothing. At that point I just Task Manager it to death and it screams out INVALID FLOATING POINT or some shit.
Beating the crypt with the Assassin is extrememly easy if you're a little lucky. You need to find a Glowing Guardian or Pactmaker altar before doing much of anything, and the HALPMEH glyph really early on. It's probably best to be a human or an elf for it, the benefit is probably around the same.
I'm having trouble with the Wizard in the Factory challenge. I've gotten really close two times. I think I can only win out of luck by happening to find an evasion item and use the evasion deity bonus on top of it... and just hope they miss most of the time. Luckily it's really easy to hit level 10 before even fighting the bosses, because you can kill the animated armor things with fireballs so very easily no matter what level they are. Too bad being level 10 doesn't help, the bosses will still grind you into hamburger.
Beating the crypt with the Assassin is extrememly easy if you're a little lucky. You need to find a Glowing Guardian or Pactmaker altar before doing much of anything, and the HALPMEH glyph really early on. It's probably best to be a human or an elf for it, the benefit is probably around the same.
I'm having trouble with the Wizard in the Factory challenge. I've gotten really close two times. I think I can only win out of luck by happening to find an evasion item and use the evasion deity bonus on top of it... and just hope they miss most of the time. Luckily it's really easy to hit level 10 before even fighting the bosses, because you can kill the animated armor things with fireballs so very easily no matter what level they are. Too bad being level 10 doesn't help, the bosses will still grind you into hamburger.
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threr was a new person on and me and njay hade fun
btw i erased all the time stamps did'int want you to know how late i was up
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the_cloud_system said: O_o
the_cloud_system said: newbee
NatureJay said: NEW BEE?
NatureJay said: OH MY GOD!
NatureJay said:The old bee was terrifying enough, but what now?
NatureJay said: Is it like this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_bee or like this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet
the_cloud_system said: lol
the_cloud_system said: just a new person on
phoenix_r said: There are people on this new bee?
phoenix_r said: It must be huge!
the_cloud_system said: ...yesd
NatureJay said: How poisonous is it?
NatureJay said: Will.... will it tear us apart with its mandibles?
the_cloud_system said: if god wills it
NatureJay said: Or is it a friendly? Like a big terrifying striped school bus with wings?
NatureJay said: If God wills that I shall get torn apart by giant mandibles, so bee it.
the_cloud_system said: thay call my jesus
the_cloud_system said: and I WILL IT
the_cloud_system said: me*
NatureJay said: The bees have a Jesus now? Holy fucking shit. I mean, first it was the sharks and the tortoises and maybe some kind of robin, but there's now a Bee Savior?
NatureJay said: Fucking hell.
NatureJay said: Just wait 'til they start fighting with the yellowjackets and and hornets wasps over the Bee Holy Land.
NatureJay said: Fucking Bee Crusades.
NatureJay said: That's going to be a goddamned nightmare.
the_cloud_system said: just you wate
NatureJay said: If I'm going to be Bee Saved, I'd rather Bee Done with it now.
the_cloud_system said: And the gates of heaven have been found on earth.
NatureJay said: The holy light better not be some bad neurotoxin trip.
the_cloud_system said: OPEN THE BEEES GOD WILLS IT
NatureJay said: I BEE-LIEVE
the_cloud_system said: EVERY BODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!!
the_cloud_system said: And that would happen in Florida.
NatureJay said: I believe Wang Chunging is classified as sodomy in some parts of the South.
btw i erased all the time stamps did'int want you to know how late i was up
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the_cloud_system said: O_o
the_cloud_system said: newbee
NatureJay said: NEW BEE?
NatureJay said: OH MY GOD!
NatureJay said:The old bee was terrifying enough, but what now?
NatureJay said: Is it like this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_bee or like this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet
the_cloud_system said: lol
the_cloud_system said: just a new person on
phoenix_r said: There are people on this new bee?
phoenix_r said: It must be huge!
the_cloud_system said: ...yesd
NatureJay said: How poisonous is it?
NatureJay said: Will.... will it tear us apart with its mandibles?
the_cloud_system said: if god wills it
NatureJay said: Or is it a friendly? Like a big terrifying striped school bus with wings?
NatureJay said: If God wills that I shall get torn apart by giant mandibles, so bee it.
the_cloud_system said: thay call my jesus
the_cloud_system said: and I WILL IT
the_cloud_system said: me*
NatureJay said: The bees have a Jesus now? Holy fucking shit. I mean, first it was the sharks and the tortoises and maybe some kind of robin, but there's now a Bee Savior?
NatureJay said: Fucking hell.
NatureJay said: Just wait 'til they start fighting with the yellowjackets and and hornets wasps over the Bee Holy Land.
NatureJay said: Fucking Bee Crusades.
NatureJay said: That's going to be a goddamned nightmare.
the_cloud_system said: just you wate
NatureJay said: If I'm going to be Bee Saved, I'd rather Bee Done with it now.
the_cloud_system said: And the gates of heaven have been found on earth.
NatureJay said: The holy light better not be some bad neurotoxin trip.
the_cloud_system said: OPEN THE BEEES GOD WILLS IT
NatureJay said: I BEE-LIEVE
the_cloud_system said: EVERY BODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!!
the_cloud_system said: And that would happen in Florida.
NatureJay said: I believe Wang Chunging is classified as sodomy in some parts of the South.
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sprinkles said:
Really?
I have a story about my name as well! I've had it for about 3-4 years now, still like it.
I have a story about my name as well! I've had it for about 3-4 years now, still like it.
Please tell. Also I edited my last post, read it
Well here's the backstory of "RockBomb" if anyone is interested...
So my friends and I constantly got into trouble in middle school, and were known as kinda the rebels of the town (there was only like 400 people in the whole school system, and it was a very 'country' town. At the time, I wore Tripp pants and concert t-shirts with a mohawk to top it all off, and my friends dressed similar, but a little more gangsta), so anyway, we were classified as the rebellious group, even though we didn't do all that much to get into trouble.
As time went on, people started referring to us as a gang. And at first it was kind of offending, but then it started getting really funny. So me and this girl were like "Hey, we should come up with a name for this 'gang' we're in", so we spent a class period coming up with stuff and decided on 'The Bomb Squad'. During my next period, I was like... lets make this name ridiculously gangsta (keep in mind we were pretty much mocking gangs while doing this all), so I suggested we chagne it to 'Da Bomb Skwad', which stuck and thats what we used.
Sometime in the next day or two, we decided we needed gang names, and we spent a day or two coming up with those. 'Peace potty' 'kitty' and 'white JZ' were some of my friends, and I got named 'Woofy', because I always used to bark like a dog in the middle of class (sounds stupid now, but it was funny at the time).
Shortly after, we decided that the names needed to match the gang name, and that we should change our names accordingly. 'peace potty' changed her name to 'f-bomb' (she dropped the f-bomb all the time), kitty to 'ice bomb' (he always wore a diamond bling bling necklace), we stopped hanging out with 'white JZ' for a while so he didn't get a new name, and I was appointed 'rock bomb' (because I was the rocker/metalhead amongst our group).
And that ladies (doubt there are any on the internet) and gentlemen, is how 'rockbomb' came to be...
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Occasionally because it's a random layout you will be screwed, OTOH the games are short and you lose nothing really by restarting. You should try a Human Priest as your first playthrough, Priests are really powerful against undead. I'm sure you've worked out the mechanics, but you gain health and mana by exploring, monsters of a higher level hit you first, same levels means combat happens at the same time and being a higher level means you go first. You get experience equal to the level of the monster PLUS a bonus when you kill a monster that is a higher level than you (for instance, killing a level 9 when you are level 1 boosts you to level 6 instantly). I'm not sure what my win rate is like - probably not very high as I went on a losing streak with the warlord when I was trying to unlock something - but I can still win a moderate amount of time.
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phoenix_r said:
wellll color me retarded. No, less mauve than that...
We need to exchange the contact infoz, and make our plans more concrete. No, I SAID LESS FUCKING MAUVE, JESUS...
Anyways, I forget your schedule, but I seem to recall it involving all night grandmothers. Any night this week work well for you? I'm a nine-to-fiver, that's pretty much my only time-based obligation. I have gaming stuff Tuesdays (usually Arkham Asylum, we're thinking about Twilight Imperium though) and Wednesday (BATTLEFIELD), but even those are fairly informal, so whenever. MAKE IT SO!
We need to exchange the contact infoz, and make our plans more concrete. No, I SAID LESS FUCKING MAUVE, JESUS...
Anyways, I forget your schedule, but I seem to recall it involving all night grandmothers. Any night this week work well for you? I'm a nine-to-fiver, that's pretty much my only time-based obligation. I have gaming stuff Tuesdays (usually Arkham Asylum, we're thinking about Twilight Imperium though) and Wednesday (BATTLEFIELD), but even those are fairly informal, so whenever. MAKE IT SO!
u make no sense really.
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wellll color me retarded. No, less mauve than that...
We need to exchange the contact infoz, and make our plans more concrete. No, I SAID LESS FUCKING MAUVE, JESUS...
Anyways, I forget your schedule, but I seem to recall it involving all night grandmothers. Any night this week work well for you? I'm a nine-to-fiver, that's pretty much my only time-based obligation. I have gaming stuff Tuesdays (usually Arkham Asylum, we're thinking about Twilight Imperium though) and Wednesday (BATTLEFIELD), but even those are fairly informal, so whenever. MAKE IT SO!
We need to exchange the contact infoz, and make our plans more concrete. No, I SAID LESS FUCKING MAUVE, JESUS...
Anyways, I forget your schedule, but I seem to recall it involving all night grandmothers. Any night this week work well for you? I'm a nine-to-fiver, that's pretty much my only time-based obligation. I have gaming stuff Tuesdays (usually Arkham Asylum, we're thinking about Twilight Imperium though) and Wednesday (BATTLEFIELD), but even those are fairly informal, so whenever. MAKE IT SO!
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I've heard it said that it's not really worth the time. It's largely the same as Bioshock with story that adds little to Bioshock 1 and has none of the whole philosophy thing (I played it on PC so in no way did I enjoy it for the shooting. I've yet to see a game that has such a bad mouselook system, I didn't know it was possible to make it that broken!)
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Zarathustra said:
NatureJay said:
Nnnhhh... I'd say pole socking is closer to rugby than it is American football, but that's like saying string theory is closer to rabies than ebola.
Pole Socking is real simple.
Basically, each team has a minimum of 3 Defenders, 3 Attackers, 5 Midfielders, a Goalie, and a Team Captain. Players may use their vehicles in any way they see fit, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for themselves. Contact is allowed, but a player may not grasp another's socking mallet. No substitution of a player is allowed, even if one is too badly hurt to continue. The players must not stray over the boundary lines of the playfield, which extends in a 30x10 mile rectangle around a tornado, with the maximum extend being any state/province/ territory. The Nomads enter the game from the field sidelines along the designated Wing Areas at the field half mark between the spectating bleachers, and run impartial interception on both teams. Poles are planted throughout the playfield, with each team’s Master Pole located just beyond their End Line, which is the domain of the Goalie. Attackers and Defenders are restricted their fields of play, while the Midfielder's dash back and forth in an attempt to score hits upon opposing or neutral poles until the tornado(s) die out and the umpire calls hotbox. Time out may be called at any time by a team Captain by firing a flare and lasts until it burns out. This time may be extended only if a game has already lasted for more than twelve hours. Failure to return afterward disqualifies the offending team.
When a Red Alert or Blue Light power play is in effect, the associated team is allowed to sock by flying from the central circle towards the scoring area, and if successful, the pole must be surrendered to the opposition.
At the end of the game the score is calculated, with scoredowns, pole-socks and rundowns added up. Wheelies and flips are multiplied by any half-pipes and barrel roles.
The totals are then divide by nine.
eDan Co. said:
Although something gives me the feeling Crytax and Zarathustra are gonna come along and say lots of weird stuff.
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NatureJay said:
Nnnhhh... I'd say pole socking is closer to rugby than it is American football, but that's like saying string theory is closer to rabies than ebola.
Pole Socking is real simple.
Basically, each team has a minimum of 3 Defenders, 3 Attackers, 5 Midfielders, a Goalie, and a Team Captain. Players may use their vehicles in any way they see fit, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for themselves. Contact is allowed, but a player may not grasp another's socking mallet. No substitution of a player is allowed, even if one is too badly hurt to continue. The players must not stray over the boundary lines of the playfield, which extends in a 30x10 mile rectangle around a tornado, with the maximum extend being any state/province/ territory. The Nomads enter the game from the field sidelines along the designated Wing Areas at the field half mark between the spectating bleachers, and run impartial interception on both teams. Poles are planted throughout the playfield, with each team’s Master Pole located just beyond their End Line, which is the domain of the Goalie. Attackers and Defenders are restricted their fields of play, while the Midfielder's dash back and forth in an attempt to score hits upon opposing or neutral poles until the tornado(s) die out and the umpire calls hotbox. Time out may be called at any time by a team Captain by firing a flare and lasts until it burns out. This time may be extended only if a game has already lasted for more than twelve hours. Failure to return afterward disqualifies the offending team.
When a Red Alert or Blue Light power play is in effect, the associated team is allowed to sock by flying from the central circle towards the scoring area, and if successful, the pole must be surrendered to the opposition.
At the end of the game the score is calculated, with scoredowns, pole-socks and rundowns added up. Wheelies and flips are multiplied by any half-pipes and barrel rolls.
The totals are then divide by nine.
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the song waist of time , sounds like a another song. , but its good and wich one are u in the band?
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You guys should get some big clocks for belt-buckles... waist of time
But seriously, sounds pretty good
But seriously, sounds pretty good
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So duders, me and my band have been in studio two weeks ago and our kind of professionally recorded songs are online now! I'll put them on newgrounds soon too for better quality and download.
They are:
Waste Of Time
Pregnant Ghost and
Good Day, Pompeii!
I wrote Good Day, Pompeii, by the way. (Except for lyrics and some bass shizz)
Get pumpin, duders! http://www.myspace.com/waistoftime
They are:
Waste Of Time
Pregnant Ghost and
Good Day, Pompeii!
I wrote Good Day, Pompeii, by the way. (Except for lyrics and some bass shizz)
Get pumpin, duders! http://www.myspace.com/waistoftime
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this time, i just joined and got 2 kills, by spraying at the enemy, then there is this enemy awper who is taking on 3 other of my teammates, so i decide to just jump around and spray at him, then i get banned for aimbotting, apparently cause i can keep my crosshairs on him for 3 seconds
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nectar said:
ok what ever but theres a first time for all so right now its mines so if u wont help jsut dont comment and if it isnt a good one keep for u and dont say it, write it, send it, draw it or what ever.
Man, I've done nothing BUT help you throughout this whole truck. Even in my last post while I was ranting, I told you exactly what you need to do to get it to work.
If by some chance, you truly didn't know what in IRC server is, it would have taken you 5 minutes to google it and read up on it. Not to mention there is the "Gaming server" option like two options above it.... which to me is pretty common sense to choose.
So don't even go there with me *makes angry face and shakes finger*
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iI have a hard time using editors other than Vim.:wq
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ok what ever but theres a first time for all so right now its mines so if u wont help jsut dont comment and if it isnt a good one keep for u and dont say it, write it, send it, draw it or what ever.
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If you have this:
else if(x==B) b();
else if(x==C) c();
else if(x==D) d();
else if(x==E) e();
//...
else something_else();
...then you get to use a switch. Most of the time you won't be that lucky.
c code
if(x==A) a();else if(x==B) b();
else if(x==C) c();
else if(x==D) d();
else if(x==E) e();
//...
else something_else();
...then you get to use a switch. Most of the time you won't be that lucky.
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Down Rodeo said:
Maybe I'm thinking of another tetris that hates you but the guy developing it said you can make it give you anything. Now that you mention it though, I don't think I ever got a T.
I've played Tetris of all forms a LOT and I don't think a T has ever been bad at any time.
Maybe if you have a layout like this:
tetris code
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XX..XX..XX
XX..XX..XX
But I don't think anything like that is even possible in hatetris.
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I was thinking about the "first unread post" thing discussed earlier in another truck. You could reduce the load on your poor server by only implementing it for certain users - e.g. having a certain post threshold after being active for a certain amount of time, say 150 posts after a month. This would allow you to move users that only post a couple of times in the hammer truck into an "inactive" state and then possibly move them on from there, i.e. deletion, if you feel it's necessary.
Also it means that people who are now "regular" users have the functionality and would now be around often enough that the lists of "last seen" wouldn't be too large. Pathologic cases: Cornjer and jigsaw. Various admins. Solution: whenever the list of posts gets "too big", say, 15 trucks per user, either stop adding new ones or fall back to the previous where the truck just goes red. Or if someone doesn't log in for too long wipe the list. Tsimple!
Also it means that people who are now "regular" users have the functionality and would now be around often enough that the lists of "last seen" wouldn't be too large. Pathologic cases: Cornjer and jigsaw. Various admins. Solution: whenever the list of posts gets "too big", say, 15 trucks per user, either stop adding new ones or fall back to the previous where the truck just goes red. Or if someone doesn't log in for too long wipe the list. Tsimple!
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Fair enough. The last time I played it it gave me all the different pieces. There is a way to do that; it just involves screwing your game completely. As in, if you have a "trench" that is 4 deep, waiting for a line piece, it will give you one of those line pieces as soon as you close over the top. That sort of thing :)
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Hah, that results in getting the "S" shaped one all the time.
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Hateris, gentlemen.
The tetris engine programmed specifically to give you the least useful piece at any given time.
The tetris engine programmed specifically to give you the least useful piece at any given time.
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The problem with cin.get() is that it only reads one character. If the user hits multiple keys, they get buffered and then each cin.get() will read one at a time.
This is usually not what you want.
This is usually not what you want.
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Dude seriously? I don't mean to go off on a rampage here, but good god, use some fuckin' common sense. If you are trying to set up a Counter Strike server, why would you even THINK about buying any option on that list other than "GAME SERVER".
Click game server, then it will magically give you a list of games to choose from. At that point, you need to pick the "Counterstrike 1.6" option... normally I'd consider that common sense, but I'm making an exception this time just for you.
Your on your own from there, if you can't figure it out, you probably shouldn't be trying to run a server anyway.
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Click game server, then it will magically give you a list of games to choose from. At that point, you need to pick the "Counterstrike 1.6" option... normally I'd consider that common sense, but I'm making an exception this time just for you.
Your on your own from there, if you can't figure it out, you probably shouldn't be trying to run a server anyway.
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I was thinking more like this...
Also I tried to illustrate the explosion a little. If you have the particles also grow larger in time, it will make it look like they are coming towards you instead of just straight up (which will make sense if the missile is coming in from the back.)
Also I tried to illustrate the explosion a little. If you have the particles also grow larger in time, it will make it look like they are coming towards you instead of just straight up (which will make sense if the missile is coming in from the back.)
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sprinkles said:
molkman said:
And maybe the burning-down should increase its speed while active?
I like that idea. I think it should be reversed though. As if the explosion is loosing energy (like in real life).
Yep, they should slow down as time goes. Also, what would look really cool is if the rock comes in from the left, then turns right and goes straight towards the camera so it hits the text dead on.
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Not only does it have try {} catch {}, it almost FORCES you to use them, all the damn time. For instance:
class Main
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
BufferedReader input = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(System.in));
input.readLine();
input.close();
System.exit();
}
}
Will not compile. You either have to declare that the method 'main' throws an exception, like:
class Main
{
public static void main(String args[]) throws IOException
{
BufferedReader input = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(System.in));
input.readLine();
input.close();
System.exit();
}
}
or wrap it in a try {} catch {}. Bloody annoying so it is; sometimes you just want a quick 'n' dirty input.
Admission: sometimes, if a method or code block is small, I will occasionally stick everything on one line, like
class ObjectWithStringRepresentation
{
...
toString() { return thisClassAsAString; }
}
but I don't do it often.
Java code
class Main
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
BufferedReader input = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(System.in));
input.readLine();
input.close();
System.exit();
}
}
Will not compile. You either have to declare that the method 'main' throws an exception, like:
Java code
class Main
{
public static void main(String args[]) throws IOException
{
BufferedReader input = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(System.in));
input.readLine();
input.close();
System.exit();
}
}
or wrap it in a try {} catch {}. Bloody annoying so it is; sometimes you just want a quick 'n' dirty input.
Admission: sometimes, if a method or code block is small, I will occasionally stick everything on one line, like
Java code
class ObjectWithStringRepresentation
{
...
toString() { return thisClassAsAString; }
}
but I don't do it often.
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NatureJay said:
I'm going to ignore everything people were saying about Pokemon.
I recommend that you listen to some Mogwai (Happy Songs For Happy People, or Young Team), Explosions in the Sky (All of a Sudden, I Miss Everyone), or maybe old Godspeed You! Black Emperor (Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennaes to Heaven).
I don't know if that's exactly what you're after, but that's what I use to tone things down and use as background music to help me focus on working on things. The key, I think, is to avoid things with discernible lyrics, as that gets a different part of the brain firing. Some people suggest listening to Gregorian chants and the like too, and I suppose that works so long as you don't speak Latin?
I recommend that you listen to some Mogwai (Happy Songs For Happy People, or Young Team), Explosions in the Sky (All of a Sudden, I Miss Everyone), or maybe old Godspeed You! Black Emperor (Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennaes to Heaven).
I don't know if that's exactly what you're after, but that's what I use to tone things down and use as background music to help me focus on working on things. The key, I think, is to avoid things with discernible lyrics, as that gets a different part of the brain firing. Some people suggest listening to Gregorian chants and the like too, and I suppose that works so long as you don't speak Latin?
Hey man, lets not get off topic. This truck is about pokemon, and here you are talking about all this music and stuff
</sarcasm>
But for real, I just looked up the bands you mentioned and they are pretty good. Strangely enough though, I do speak a little latin
I've always really liked the language, so I try and learn a little bit of it here and there.
molkman said:
Yea, as music you want to do other things to, it's better to choose songs with no vocals or at least some you don't understand. Pam-palam!
I most recently have been figuring post-rock and shizzle of that or similar kinds to be super well fitting.
I most recently have been figuring post-rock and shizzle of that or similar kinds to be super well fitting.
Yeah, its definitely good to have music with no vocals. I'm kinda strange though, even when there is vocals I tend to completely tune them out. People think I'm weird all the time cuz they will be like "I love this band xxx" and I'll be like "Really? xxx is one of my favorite bands!" and then one of their songs will come on and I won't know any of the lyrics and they will be like "I thought this was your favorite band?", then I look like a liar
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SRAW said:
not dissing you or anything Shaw(suspiciously sounds like my name...) but what is the invis texture :S, but i haven't mapped in like a long time.
Is it that blue texture? the one that can be seen in ladders and stuff...
Is it that blue texture? the one that can be seen in ladders and stuff...
Yup, its just a solid blue texture.
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aaronjer said:
I also grew up with first gen... and then I waited a very long time and eventually played GSC and RSE. They were not any less fun because of the time I spent not playing Pokemon.
I mean, finding new Pokemon you haven't seen before is pretty much the most fun thing that happens in the games... why would you not like that? Did you pick squirtle in first gen, and be all like, "I LOVE THIS POKEMON!" and then step outside and hate all the rest of them because you hadn't seen them before?
I mean, finding new Pokemon you haven't seen before is pretty much the most fun thing that happens in the games... why would you not like that? Did you pick squirtle in first gen, and be all like, "I LOVE THIS POKEMON!" and then step outside and hate all the rest of them because you hadn't seen them before?
Well one of the main reasons I still like playing the first games is 'cause they make me feel all nostalgia'y. Also one time I went and bought a pack of cards, and opened it up and just smelled it
Sadly, I lost all my old cards
I even had a mint condition holographic charizard Hopefully they show up some day...
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I also grew up with first gen... and then I waited a very long time and eventually played GSC and RSE. They were not any less fun because of the time I spent not playing Pokemon.
I mean, finding new Pokemon you haven't seen before is pretty much the most fun thing that happens in the games... why would you not like that? Did you pick squirtle in first gen, and be all like, "I LOVE THIS POKEMON!" and then step outside and hate all the rest of them because you hadn't seen them before?
I mean, finding new Pokemon you haven't seen before is pretty much the most fun thing that happens in the games... why would you not like that? Did you pick squirtle in first gen, and be all like, "I LOVE THIS POKEMON!" and then step outside and hate all the rest of them because you hadn't seen them before?
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superjer said:
That's what she... uh...
said about the time she and that midget (I mean small person, gotta be politically correct), had a few too many drinks?
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not dissing you or anything Shaw(suspiciously sounds like my name...) but what is the invis texture :S, but i haven't mapped in like a long time.
Is it that blue texture? the one that can be seen in ladders and stuff...
Is it that blue texture? the one that can be seen in ladders and stuff...
User
Next time make your own truck.
You probably put the entities to close together, or to close to a wall or floor.
You probably put the entities to close together, or to close to a wall or floor.
User
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.... wanna ROCK AND ROLL, all NIGHTTTT! and party EVERY DAY!
Hehe, but no... I actually kinda use music as a medication. I have ADD, and i find that when I listen to some somewhat slow, claming music, it helps me keep focus better.
Believe it or not, there was actually one point in my life where they used to have this radio station that would play opera music, and any time I needed to get anything done I'd switch that channel on
Hehe, but no... I actually kinda use music as a medication. I have ADD, and i find that when I listen to some somewhat slow, claming music, it helps me keep focus better.
Believe it or not, there was actually one point in my life where they used to have this radio station that would play opera music, and any time I needed to get anything done I'd switch that channel on
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Besides, you have to clean off all the surfaces in front of the radio every time some god damn, filthy dubstep plays.
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Yes.
Something like this:
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$q = "INSERT INTO posts (tid,aid,uid,date,edited,text,html) VALUES ('$tid','$aid','$uid','$time','$time','$text','$html')";
mysql_query($q);
?>
Something like this:
php code
<?php
$q = "INSERT INTO posts (tid,aid,uid,date,edited,text,html) VALUES ('$tid','$aid','$uid','$time','$time','$text','$html')";
mysql_query($q);
?>
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You know what's more satisfying than that? The knife in bcbc2! Now, it's certainly not as versatile as the knife in CS, as it only has a primary attack (who uses anything but secondary with the CS knife anyways, amirite?), but collecting dog tags every time you stab a bitch is very satisfying, as you can spend your idle time reminiscing about all the bitches you've stabbed. And now, in this thread, xbox 360 live ID's
I'm 'VerticalMammal' (randomly generated gamer tag for the win)
WHO ARE YOU?!
I'm 'VerticalMammal' (randomly generated gamer tag for the win)
WHO ARE YOU?!
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hm, this truck technically is about videos and music but...
I have been going through some Photoshop tutorials, so that I don't have to run to Rockbomb every time I need a picture.
Here is a background I created, its not finished yet:
What do you think?
I have been going through some Photoshop tutorials, so that I don't have to run to Rockbomb every time I need a picture.
Here is a background I created, its not finished yet:
What do you think?
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SRAW said:
aaronjer sucks
ALRIGHT!
phoenix_r said:
ZJams said some stuff.
Ahem. Yes. Moar CJ Carlito's. Next time I won't have just spent all my money on booze and Pokemon. I'm willing to go any time I am not sleeping or working... which, unfortunately, is never. I suppose I shall forgo sleep for this.
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*I miss your shrimpy love. I hope you still have that briefcase...
*We need to make another homage to CJ Carlito's
*Ya the first two are about food..I started driving instead of biking, and also I now work in a cubicle instead of on my feet...what can I say, I'm getting fat...
*I forgot the passwords to both phoenix_r and zachjer...I sent an email to superjams, but in the mean time, here I am
*Bullet points and ellipses...deal with it...
*We need to make another homage to CJ Carlito's
*Ya the first two are about food..I started driving instead of biking, and also I now work in a cubicle instead of on my feet...what can I say, I'm getting fat...
*I forgot the passwords to both phoenix_r and zachjer...I sent an email to superjams, but in the mean time, here I am
*Bullet points and ellipses...deal with it...