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no he means the coal mines of Wales
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huh ok i havent been here 4 a while so r u offering this service to other ppl as i wud like to get rid of the gtw thing and go for $H()GUN
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except that we are in different time zones and the servers wud ping out on most of us
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check these out lol some of b-rebel being a twat
http://waystedyouth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35
he is the one who looks like a dick still can't tell hes the one sitting on simys head in 1 photo lol
thank god i wasn't there
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lol u nerds
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i got it
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DIE NOW
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Yea hes right u kno
an i thought that CoD1 was far better than CoD2
i only say that because there is a stats server in the gaming center GTW
and i can't hit any1 in the face with nades anymore
NADEBASH 4 the win
it got a lot of points lol
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Sprichen se ENGLISH
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I HOPE U DIE!!!!!
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but i hate css
oh and sorry my mistake oooo so sue me i got somethin wrong the map was shit anyway big deal
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i agree i feel that the aimbot is fucke in css
1.6 was such a beatiful game
i have now reverted to playing WoW and CoD 2
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stars stars stars
for fuck sake if you all don't stop talking about stars thats all u will b seeing when i kick your arse
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what covernants a lady i must have missed a lot
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hmmm shut up
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trying to take a dig at my heritage eh just cus there was a famine over a century a go pplz still go on bout it well i just have to say there is no potato like a feckin dirty potato
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mmm tea
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u have to pass the test of frienship wooooooooo
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xx
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i want to go on the lash send me money to fuel my alcoholism

BTW im only jokin
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PARTY MO FO
or not where the bar
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ANWSER ME DAM GRUNT

R U EYEBALLIN ME SON
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mine is sumfin like

Intel 3.2Ghz processor
emmm don't kno the mother board
Gforce 4 MX 440
Sigmatel Audio
512MG RAM
ehhh
80GB HD

BUT i will be gettin a new computer soon
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ahhh like this

as the water flows beneath the bridge the crow doth die in the hedgerow
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i cant wait til i get my claim through then i get
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i would but due to the nature of the cosmic essence around me i am forbidden to join
sry it is just fate i guess and guiness.... mmmm i could go for one rite now some one lend us a fiver plz
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hey sups did u get those pics or what i mean an email or sumthin ya kno i have not just dissapeard off the map.

u made me upset i want to go home now
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couldn't be arsed
every feckin time i load up HL it goes all glittery like a disco ball i mean WTF?
tho it would look good to the unbelievably stoned hehehe
another funny im on a roll
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has anyone seen this supposed cartoon that offended the muslims so much im sure its not that bad those guys have to lighten up jeeeze i mean as the old irish proverb says
"A man that cannot laugh at himself cannot luagh at anything else"
but i don't know if it is true as he was probably drunk when he said it
oh look i made a funny im proud of myself
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im back after a short time but no-one makes a big deal
is this the stoned firetuck???
hmmm getting drunk annn shhhlurinnng myyy wordsshh will doooy fooor meesh
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OMG a asain/aussie
were-rabbit
arrrrrghhhhh
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ffs thats why my pings over 10000
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superjer already made a mcdiddys map did he not i seen screen shots of it but it looks like a crap N64 game like carmagedden with neon grass etc. but there isnt anyharm mkin a new 1 i guess
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let me get this rite!!!!!
u want us to TEACH u how 2 PLAY CS lolololololololololololololol
just feckin practice.........a lot
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hmmm
random spam bot
SMASH....the random spy bot

oh BTW guys i was thinking of going to america for a holiday sometime soon with B-Rebel and go on a WAYSTED YOUTH tour just letting you all know in advance so u can hide....
the apocalyps is coming MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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why do u need 50 ppl
r terroists holding u prisoner in your home and the only way to get the antidote for the deadly nerve agent they administered to u is to get 50 ppl onto your forum if that is the case then i will join
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i would post mine if i wasn't so ashamed of it
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NICE
as long as that is u i have a history of this


still gettin sh1t from it dooooyoooo
well i gave a load of pics to mr jer of where i live but as i can see he hasent put them up on the site 4 me in photo album style i could but i am too lazy
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ya brilliant.......snigger
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seriously u tried one you actually proved my thoery wrong that you are able to get soda bread hmm or you were in ireland hmm
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cool we have a russian on the forum they are cool i must thank your ppl for smirnoff we get a russian in my shop quite regularly he buys LPG which is gas for his car he's dead on
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WTF no one likes him i just think he is a next generation bot from the future with some form of ai but then so could all of you mabey i am too ahhhh is this the matrix i need a lie down but if i am a computer program i can't ahhhhhh
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cherry pie ulster fry
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hey just had a cool idea for a map mua ha ha

make letters from blocks then use the carve tool to make holes in walls with words in like a giant woot on the wall now that would be cool
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"superjer" said:
Spiffy.

is superjer english and by that the stereotype of the real posh ones that drink tea with the queen while her corgies attack the poor
thats right you heard me attack the poor they go in low grab the argos
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"area51" said:
yo guys

who the fuck says that anymore omg he must be black
BTW not bein racist but it is either that or he is an ageing white rapper
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who me no there was a pic of me an b-rebel somewhere i was getting hit over the head with his guitar
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"aaronjer" said:
Santa Claus isn't real, god, I figured that out when I was like 15 years old.


i was just making him look less or more stupid
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thats THE ULSTER FRY thank you very much
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did u just admit to being gay i can hear dburnell approching already
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mmmm had a mini fry kit this mornin mmmmm
oh and made some bacon sarnies for tech....then forgot to lift them on my way out
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ffs not u AGAIN i hate you sig hate it
and you missed the war like a cowardly....ehhhh farmer
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LoL there is a really funny ad goin in the uk at the minuit for a credit card where it says when a smart thing happens somewhere something dumb happens somewhere else so the guy getting the credit card yea hmmm smart elsewhere(china) a man fixes a pullup bar to a doorframe so he then tries to do a pull up and whaks his head off the door frame very funny
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when he says 15 he means 7
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does it matter what day you post obvilously it is going to happen sooner or later unless you have only got internet access on every monday from 3-7pm
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FUCKING AWESOME that was great
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plz fu bout the shotgun ting
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aww Yes it is great to be awaken in l8t hours of nite by a scary rock demon. aaaargh
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fu all
not literally
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lo sry i wasn't around i am at me mate b-rebs gettin very very drunk cheers for the award sups the most accurate shot i believe mua ha ha

so how was everyone's crimbo mine did not go to good a few days b4 my shop got robbed whilst in it held at knife point no fun as you could probably imagine.

oh well shit happens i guess
but to be honest the police are feckin useless EXAMPLE OF POLICE"stop or i'll shout at you" "stop or i'll shout at you again"
http://www.faceparty.co.uk/member_zoom.asp?member_id=3258737&member_name=sparkiefree&img_id=17216698&acstr=Z29FD362
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STFU you idiot
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mozilla

banbridge or miltown
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lol
but i want my award dammit
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can't the tech is being gay
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just wonderin what exacly are these awards are
perhaps a new title that would be nice
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fucking then sleeping

or
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..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
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lol what for a car?
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im on hols in 2 days but i'll be workin sh1t 1 oh well
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i posted this
suck my balls you like superman fuck off you are a complete dickhead you must die
infact i will kill you then rip off your head shit down your neck burn you then hmmm piss on you
I HATE YOU, YOU DONT DESERVER THE NAME SUPERJER YOU ARN'T SUPER AT ALL i bet you are some fucking 10 year old geek that thinks that he is cool for liking harry potter OMFG
go to hell
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i shall now provide a slagging distraction whilst you bunch destroy his site.
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sad sad sad covernant sightly paranoid eh?
talking cock size fuck sake

oh any1 heard of kasabian or My chemical romance or QOTSA
oh and SOAD have a new album hypnotise
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no in each case different ppl
razz is one of my best friends although it don't seem like it
i owe b-rebel and him
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the student lifstyle has taken its toll
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echidna moron
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both AHA

wibble or wobble
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ya dicks from my class
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yes dipshit
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i got that too in some sort of way
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im just after makin my second map it is a fun mape with a maze but if you stack you can get on top.

oh how do i convert the map to .bsp as i can't run the map cus it is the wrong file type or somfin

i could send the map to someone if they want to fix it for me as i am a useless student that is quite busy at the minuite
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? what is superstrike?
is that source eh?
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the queen


saddam or bin laden
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again the wibbler is a big fat jew and should not be trusted as he will belly flop you when least expected ban him nowit is for your own good
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the wibbler is quite obviously kyle the little jew fuck off b4 i go to rosaly you little bitch and tell ryan to fuck off as well
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i feel stupid im going to hide in the basement for a while
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yea great
tnx guys
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very fuckin funny guys

eh some guys at tech playin a practical joke ha ha ha
the whole class was in on it GREAT!!!!
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1 problem im broke at the min cus i am buyin presents for crimbo and im workin this weekend but if you want me and a few mates are goin to the belmont on newyears eve
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can't at the min but some ppl say i look like harry potter but taller i am around 6ft 3 and i hang around whit b
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holy shit he is one of my best mates i go to the tech too i do the same course!
by the way you are fuckin hot
what course are u doin how do you know him?
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WOW
eh hmm k this ain't that type of forum lady try face party or somethin
http://waystedyouth.com/main/images/fotos/rocks.jpg
(not me b-rebel) banbridge
i live in Miltown
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k if i ever get flash and need help you'll be the second guy i ask
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yes i feel the same i want an extermination squad asap
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ehhhh.....
who are you?
where are you from?
..... im scared
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i have a headache from these fucking idiots echidna get me some asprin mate
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well you have never tried one have you mr oz lander
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well in future think b4 u type
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necropiliac
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well yes but i am confident that somthing good will come from your country some time or other
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ahhh yes 18 soon and i'll legaly be able to drink the first thing im goin to do is buy a 20cl bottle of vodka and down it mmmm russian quality
THEEEEEN im goin to my mate b-rebels house for new years and we are havin a bottle of vodka each (razz may be there too) and a few pints of the foaming ale and then the plan is pass out
hoora
sooooo have a good christmas yall
and 3 days after i am going on the piss up


yes my birthday is on the 28th which sucks i know

p.s. what are you goin to get me?
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ACHTUNG
ALL NIGHTER FOR WOW SON W00T
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hmm i like haunted bullet i'll find the ip
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eh yes and it was quite tasty with some brown sause mmm
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looo0000oool
n1 dburnell
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probably
just leave it to sups
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eh no these were one off it is realy just a myth that we are that bad we know how to control ourselves realy we do and by the way we are NORTHERN IRISH therefor we are part of the UK jeese how many times huh is it that hard christ
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no i'm part troll
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screw this im away for a fry
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OMG
oh and sandwhiches can from england
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wow i thought this firetruck was dead
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hey we could try and get help from other forums i could try the GTW forum i recently learned that there are now over 10,000 GTW's as in people not centers im sure some of them will lend a hand spamming and sup's is quite famous over here for mc diddy's
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yes go to the get learned link on the main site i think it is in articlesvthats how i learned
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our national anthem is crap im sure you have heard it dun dun dun dun duh-duh it is just a pile of funeralistic duhs innit.
why oh why would we try invoke a non specific dieity to bail out these non elected sponges
instead we need something chirpy but meloncholy to reflect on our idosyncratic nature of our nation something jaunty but depressing like zippity doo dah yeah that but performed by porters head

ziiiipppity dooooooo daaaaah ziiiippppiittttt daaaaay

or something like that
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as one of the longest running users i should at least be an anti tank personel or at least a medic
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yes a man from N.I. invented it therefore saving your fat american asses soooo many times thus proving something good can come from europe.
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lol just like me im supposed to be working right now.
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so what rank am i?
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die

EDIT BY SUPS:
Quit being an asshole to people using this forum for what it's for.
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I WILL JOIN THE WAR
oh i don't need a rifle i have a ruddy great big shot gun to keep me company
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eh covernant ok i did not find him he is my mate from tech but in that pic he was terribly drunk no i mean completely wasted snottered shit faced etc.
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he he the 1 day wonder who either got banned or forgot his pass word in a drunken haze well here is a pic of him from the website waystedyouth.com insert punchline here.......
http://waystedyouth.com/main/images/fotos/rocks.jpg
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oh it was de_salt it said it was for 1.6 but i don't believe it
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well one day someone told me bout mc diddy's so i thought i would watch it and here i am the sarcy irish lad
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now would be the perfect time toooooooooo..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
















FUCK OFF U TWAT
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excellent
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i looked at the map down loads very nice i must say but one thing puzzles e the graphics seem a little too good to be true are they really for 1.6 from the screen shots given they look more like source well mabey i need an eye test or it is very god work one or the other
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hmm a man from N.I. made that electric machine for starting the heart oh and the SAS was formed and they trained delta force so something good has come from europe
plus other stuff like tanks which we made oh to hell with europe who needs EUROS sterling is good enough for me
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do you not mean has anyone seen you in real life
... oh hello mr hypocrit
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e is bd tper ist he
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yeah true

hmm lets see the irish stereotype issssss
drunk people with a pint of guinness and are fat and are ginger and always wear green

but obviously it is not true

and we do get a laugh on st. paddys day when u dicks pretend to be irish
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but really does it matter just stick with what you want
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oh kewl of you ever do tell me and i'll show u round
oh and mo if we did not colonise you you would either be aberigian or english anyway so stop complainin
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whilst on this forum i try to imagine what you are all like but no matter how hard i try i see you all as your stereotypes
like the americans.
retarded motherfuckers that preach a lot and want to crush anything that challenge them. (bully's of the earth)

the merry old oz landers
i see them as either beach bums that swill on fosters and have barbques
OR builders that do exacly the same thing whilst swearing the legs off a horse

GERMANS GRRR
very angry people that love genocide (only joking)and live on beer and only have ugly hairy women called OLGA

estoinians ehhh i don't know yet


what r your stereo types of other people don't worry i can take it
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.....?
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*sigh* off topic again.......i give up
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hmmm yes but his santa man is no match for shotgun wielding shogun mua ha
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i dunno
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hey what about me cheer for me for ME DAMMIT
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ok now im sure americans are fucking retarded
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chill out man
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.?!*
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he has transformed himself into dun dun dun bill gates
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stop fucking calling me fucking watson u dick
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i was talking to covernant
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it's stout retard
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really ever travel to ireland?
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e-mail then i save it to my flash drive then put it on my computer
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i was reading your location what the hell does it mean
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*sigh*
they use the imperial system
and we use metric
but we use miles two as the smartest country in the UK
(that is actually true there was a live national IQ test and we came out with the highest percentage)
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what the hell does that have to do with anything?
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the other day a foriener came up to me and asked
"What is britain like?"
i had to stop and think to myself what is britain like and i said well it's alright really we have nectar points they are quite handy.....
eh we have strong south easternly winds which renders 52% of our days over cast which enfuses a whistful meloncholly into the nation but we remain a chirpy nation due to mild eccentricity liberal use of alcohol and casual violence.
and if all else fails we always have Argos.
(in a golem voice) with the laminated book of dreams
you know why it's laminated don't you
(in a golem voice) to catch the tears of joy
it is like the ultimate betting shop
(in a golem voice)with the tiny pens and the slips of paper
but everyone is a winner

then the person asked what religion is britain
well there is religion obviously though most people when pressed will say jedi.

and then he asked what are our crops our crops!
well i don't know ehh wheat cabbage sunny d marmite i don't know we don't havest them we just go to the super market and beep thats it really

after that they asked me if i was an optimist
and i said i hope so ahh you see

then they say is the glass half full or half empty
and i say it depends is it liquid?
gravel perhaps?
blood mabey?
is it used for sacrificial purposes?

then they say never mind we'll ask someone else.
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we can only wonder what the is going through mr jers head when he gets these bizzare ideas but it is still funny.
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and the forum went into hibernation in the summer.....in the northern hemisphere anyway
i miss JMD where is he
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OOoooooo look at him hey we still measure in miles over here mate pffft shut up you american dumb ass
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i was slightly drunk infact so drunk i counld not distinguis between a forum and a pub
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lol
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hmmm HP is the best brown sause and it's not meat sause it is various veg and spices and is very nice i'll have you know
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OMFG burnt bellend stop with the quad posts
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but i don't have the net at home therefore i don't have steam and i can't get the free flash trial *sob*
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what im lost i thought this was the pub?
wheres my guiness
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hmmm slightly off topic oh well
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i have connections that will hunt you down and kill you all......apart from the jers's's's's
in fact i might just take care of bellburn by myself ..and a big knife
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here's an idea get a fucking phrase book that converts whatever you speak into enlish? now is that a good idea or what?
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how come things always get out of hand?
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i am so annoyed right now.
prepare for death
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white ninja serves under me as a white assasin of turtles
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k wierd
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im just saying sorry because i started that moron bellburn or whatever
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mabey it's my british sense of humour that confuses the simpletons across the world
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grrrrr STFU
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OMFG stop using my name i don't want head hunted by u freaks
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i told you not to call me that punk
and to to the duracell thing there slogan is "lasts longer" or whatever but hint hint nudge nudge wink wink he he.
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no this one rocks your world
i got it free off a magazine at work five fingered discount if you will he he
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not on this firetruck for a while not until you calm down you are giving me a headache....sortof just shut up k
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i think they will bring out condoms next lol
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shut up
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somehow it's not good i think
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fighting, arguing etc.
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shut up really stop bikkering
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my bad sry bout the double post :)
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or it was just made in Northern ireland as a whole its kinda like our national dish so don't dis it .... you get it i made a joke ha ha hmmmm
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so id speak like a belfast hood aye like what da fuck like

p.s. i don't actually speak like that
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sigh its northern ireland but minus 2 counties cus those taigs down south took em
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wow your up late mate i thought i was the only one on
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they were soda farls numb nuts we arn't that nuts over here *sigh* some people look up soda farls they weer fried thats why they kinda look reddy brown ish
still nice though oh and by the way they looked like immitation fries they did not have all the minimum requirements to meet my needs
oh and the name lets see its from ULSTER and because you FRY it OMG
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you write with an accent???
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they are quite funny trust me nothing like listenin to your mother has a penis
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errr no can do no mate don't have it
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i like brown sause better esecially on a fry mmmmm
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fat git i don't mind though as i am just after 2 hambergers and a bag of chicken nuggets no really
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fat git i don't mind though as i am just after 2 hambergers and a bag of chicken nuggets no really
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ahhhhhhh my secret identity revealed yes that is my real name and i apologise for the shit sit as it was for my corse and i was using frontpage......which i hate useing but i have uploaded my new rollover which is also shit it.
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who said i was talking to you?
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OMFG random fucker
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i would rather have apple
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lol one time if found pikeies in my back garden and they were going to steal my dog until i hit them in the face with a conveniently placed ladder
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..................i hate you both
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errrr BLAM i guess..............?
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errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i am sick of you
go get a job or something else to do like follow gypsies around and throw things at them
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sorry i was in a hurry
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sigh i wish super would hurry up an give links to the other songs
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lol great i like it
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hmmm good idea but it is only one particular jew i hate
and how dare you bash the UF it is a part of our culture and it ain't that bad if you grill it it's not my fault that you make in 3 inches of oil
and about that ass kicking comment you couldn't kill a fly
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k tnxs
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argh he really annoys me to he almost got me kicked of the computers in college

oh yea raistlin what .wad is the glass texture in and superjer told me how to make ladders but i still can't find the things to make them last one when ever i test the map it says whilst loadin in cs it isn't found on the server and super said it was because of no spawn points so i put some in and it still don't work cn u hlp?
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errr would you shut up!
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get fucked wankstain
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i have another few i will send them to mr jer
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lol i saw a good one it said
"rape,and your family will love for it"
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get window blinds its freeware n rocks it has kewl desktops mine is dogma x at the minit
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wibble
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system of a down rock(chop seuy rocks)
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i told you that you wanted to know now shut up or be crushed
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what is the meaning of life?
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hey don't knock it till you try it
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so this is an ulster fry looks nice don't it mmmm
doooooooooy the image did not work feck
emm look up ulster fry in a google search feck feck feck
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yeah and im not english pffft can you read my location please where do i live come on you tard is it that hard???
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*commands echidna to launch his spikes at raistlin since he is sorta like a porcupine*
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np hpy to hlp
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mr jer can solve these questions pm him k
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yes POWER POWER POWER POWERPOWERPOWER POWER POWER POWER
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twativagitis
twativagitis you are
twativagitis
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*splat*
goes echidna
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i had another wierd dream i parked my skoda then i stuck a can of cola to a wall with blue tac
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*throws [GTW]B-Rebel at raistlins face*
*then throws [GTW]razzmatzz at him aswell to raip him constantly*
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depends what kind of pie it is
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"SHOGUN do they sell dominos in england"
OMG how many times
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Oh mr jer can u send me a gunshot sound fromm the colt tis for me course you see arrrr.
i am makin this grapic from the cover of flashpoint and making a rollover so when the mouse is over it,it gives a motion blur effect and the gun has a mussel flash and i wanted the sound 2 would much appreiciate it
and i will send it to you to check it out ok thxs
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so.
im 17 and have a job
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but we were all out of range soooooo
*shogun takes out M21 and pierces raistlins head and then makes hime into a life size keyring by passing a chain throught the hole*
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????
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oh k ask mr jer pm him he is sure to have it on file somewhere
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there is nothing wrong with googlein i always look for ramdon images and most bring up porn e.g.type in qwerty in image search and there are 3 people in ttights doin strange things
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yeah and stfu wanker
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download from the maps page on the main site....i think oh well
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u need help
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feels neglected and crys in the corner
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sry dude i did't include you because you off the coolometer
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errr yeah ok though i don't like being called that plz stick to shogun tnxs
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eh dominoes as in the game??? or the pizza what???
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grrrr stop being a dick
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well i havent played cod in a year so what does that mean then
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tnx mr JMD you are kewl
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*sigh*
starwars freaks are among us let me guess your 30 with a wife and kids right and they all live in geek land
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i have a real job i work in a petrol station :( shit pay though ahkk well
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i liked the piano episode where bill get in ithe piano and plays while the other guy pretends to play lol
get bill bailey part troll now it is stand up and is the finest example of british comedy to date
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WTF?
what isn't this far?
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who covernant and dumpbell or ... whatever i can't be bothered fixing it hes not worth it
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yeah fuck off hampie b4 i get a fat person to eat you
(and then sing "who ate all the pies who ate all the pies you fat bastard you fat bastard you ate all the pies)
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i get that too some times mystical ooooooooo
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i can't get them here
oh well i will get some tesco filled custard doughnuts instead
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yeah because of bill bailey he pwns as does Dylan Moran (moran not moron or morgen)
seriously watch part troll by bill bailey you won't stop laugin
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i think its neg as mine was red too oh well
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illiterate fool
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bizzare
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idiot
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nope plus to top it off i have no net access at home because my computer is quite shit because it was made by packard bell
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(eyecontact) but this time im ready with a sawn off shotgun.....blam blam
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so basically it is a round bourbon cream *nice*
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lol good job proving me wrong
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actually it is shogun as in the japaniese emporer during fuedal japan
and then some
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but it is actually funny though super
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yeah im ignoring you right now
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pwned lol n1 razz
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does super have a server if so does anyone have the ip?
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(Porridge dburnel because it dont pour)
One day in hell, I was taking a walk and came across your mum's brother's dismembered head being who really like peas and pourage and mental cows
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what the hell are oreos
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yes he is a moron
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k i got it now
thanks Ato J for now i
i don't have a dime
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whats also funny is the fact that dburnell can't spellminutes right tard or turd or ehh both
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yeah im sure it does
(aside)... loser
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still don't have it
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yeah they normally don't make sense but i like the jers harsh but very fair
oh and im irish/british people seem to like that
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now thats fun hmmm soda bread hunt begining..... or just buy some yum ha still only available in ireland (still have to be proven wrong) i want pics people
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sad very sad
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(eyecontact) ...... arrrgghhh
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you twativagitis
it was on series 3 of bo selecta shic shic shamone MOTHER FUCKER owwww
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I am an ass-trap.
17 syllables is
just too much for me.
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lazy git
i would if i had access at home but sadly i don't sry but it looks good i'll give ya that
interesting as well where did you think up the idea for a middleages map
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whats that?
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sry what did i miss
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sry my bad though is she hot???
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he was an idiot end of story k
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hmmmm i wish i had flash to make a new one *sigh* and i had some good ideas too mabey i can tell them to whoever wants to make a new one
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what the hell were you on about the new orleans thing for were northern irish u dick if you had paid any attention
and GTW ain't a clan it is a gaming center u twat so FU
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fu twat boy let me get one thing straight and i mean straight
we do not appreciate being called gay and you should know we shall give you a kickin you english bastard how did you like getting beaten by N.I.
lol
[GTW] boys shall kick your ass
p.s. there are over 500 of us
p.p.s[GTW]razzmatazz shall slag you till you die
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One day in hell, I was taking a walk and came across your mum's brother's dismembered head being
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it is the act of dressing up as a pigeon and pooing on historical monuments
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its a lady's tuppence, secret garden, bush, muff, cunt,vagina
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oh fine tell her come find me in lisburn is she hot???
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you can't if i post ha ah ah aha ha ha demonic laughter
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truce?
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yeah 12 year olds when you were 16
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true but also because you are a pervert and a pedo do you want me to tell them about last year????
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thats it end conversation
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no its not gay it is only your sick imagination you twat
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tell her not to they will exploit her for being foreign minimum wage for her i guess
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i shall kill you in your sleep
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see now whos calling who gay lol
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im not english TWAT
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...... hey no no no you are bizzare
fu or super will ban you
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damn xenophobe
i hate you i shall pwn your ass in GTW-L
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yeah reminds me of the time i went down south and ended up getting drunk in a old style pub like that
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fag
at least i don't get hit on by gay guys in bars lol
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what the hell are you on dude
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doooooooy
i wish i had my pen drive with me to save it *sigh*
guess it will have to wait till tomorrow
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SHUT THE FUCK UP NOOBIE
we are trying to have an argument don't make me get medievil on your ass
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its not me its razzmatazz i swear u gotta believe me
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oh you are in trouble now ass kickin comin your way
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stfu you titlicker
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fine i'll send them for him too
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cisco is actually a company in IT and they provide qualifications for maintainence and the like?
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ahem "based on" not baced on
and i agree with him you are a twativagitis sooperjer
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i like my dreams he he i said about it in another topic
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hmmm i hope nature jays comment wasn't reffering to me for all the newbies a while back everyone got confused with my name and started callin me shotgun with quite funny concequnces and JMD gave me a kewl avatar (which i lost and would like back) sigh* good old times
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hi all sooooo what exacly is hammer hmmmm i really dunno
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hes special ignore him
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you just ain't cool man you have to chill
woot i got a vote yay im so happy i could cry
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anyone read my new location thingy i think it is quite funny oh and my sig is dedicated to dburnell01 you like?
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ok i think i understand hmmm
i think most of you guys are dead on (irish talk for you are ok)
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oh shut up you wankstain
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fine prove me wrong everyone try to find soda bread in all the shops you go to i want to know if there is soda bread (soda farls) anywhere else in the world thats the challenge do you think you can do it
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hey i have a drinking problem i have just onething to say I AM NOT A QUITTER
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ok we are both the men
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yes i am the man
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soda bread mmmm
only available in ireland ha ha ha
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i think he got banned or something for being a twat
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so you like our comedy eh?
well let me suggest a few things
bill baily part troll
dylan morgen live in dublin
billy connally "jobbie"
two pints of larger and a packet of crisps series 2
Man about dog
Shaun of the dead
trust me you'll love it[/list]
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wern't you paying any attention i just explained it you tard but i forgot the fried egg mmmmm
basically its all shallow fried or grilled and the soda bread makes it unique to ulster alone as i don't think it is available to anyone else in the world ha ha ha
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what are you talkin about why are yous pickin on durnbel or whatever stop it or ill get the DA on you
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do i get a job (apart from being secterian)((not))
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ok Flashpoint or delta force
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i would really like to go to america to visit ther jers and jacksmoke
would be fun. plus i could get you guys to try an ulster fry mmmmmm might get one today for
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errr ok i guess
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BUT WHY?
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conservative i hate you i hate you so much i am tired of hating you. i have to get up early in the moring just to hate you as there just isn't enough time in the day to hate you

you are a FUGGER (my new word it is a mix between fucker and bugger you like?)
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whatever
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why bother start this topic as we all know the awp and M4 are the best
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ok last night i had the weirdest dream i was playin CoD and i was rackin up an impressive score then i realised i was usin cs weapons more spesifically the bullpup what the hell does this mean???
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ok this shall be a popularity contest to remember
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only kiddin chidna

and i want to know somethin why do you assume brits are cool?
really though i want to know cus chav ain't cool neither are hoods
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i know but it was in the first chapter of 15 lol i mean moan
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1 way of shutting up ehcidna is asking him about the ashes
he he he

p.s. plus his sexual obsession for monkeys
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every body calm the fuck down or errr whatever just don't drag me in i just got all my spades back
oh you have well never mind then
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la la la la mmm i hate oxford and cambridge (the two brit equivilants)
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ive had enough of binary already as we have started doin it in my course for a cisco qualification
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ehh you can stop saying that now!
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why the hell are you in this forum then after all it is a cs based forum did you not get mc diddy's
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Ilor your still alive hurray and huzza whos it goin man
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i think now correct me if im wrong but its possibly echidna
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cheers chidna for thwe sorta cool thing .....(i think) and durnbell or whatever get off your high horse covernant or well whatever was just tryin to find out somethin ya dig

p.s. just cus im irish don't mean im cool p.p.s. im northern irish which means im british
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There is a g man in the GTW it was quite scary as he entered the big screen at the back came on with the g man scaring the fuck out of me i was thinking about asking for an autograph hmmmm
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hmm superjer really should go to the shops once in a while hey we need more punch
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shut the fuck up you wastes of space's's's
as far as im concerned you just signed up for the free punch
well suprise suprise there is none
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hmmm im in a clan now 4* i only joined as the admin at GTW gave me an hour for joinin
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hmm alnighter soon for cod / cs
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you tit dburnell01!!!!!
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lo again i just have to say YES i am that good and if you havent heard yet N.I beat england in the world cup qualifiers yay.

i havce to say this as a warning to all recently ni has been polled as the most racist country in the world.
plus we currently hold the gold medal for shooting so watch out grrrr
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im on my summer holidays now and well i can't get access for two months as i don't have the internet
grumble lousy BT having a block on my phone line grumble
so have a good summer yall or winter if your ehcidna
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it ain't hard just upload one from you machine
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as he is a banana he does not have an anus therefore it cannot bleed
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emmm on Lisburn Northern Ireland here well actuall there are 3 of us from here so get used to it
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...........speechless.......... wtf
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that is still pretty bad though
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nawwww ya think
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*throws a petrol bomb at echidna*

how do you like you anteater well done????
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no shit


hey i saw 2 canadian hitchhikers yesterday i was going to run them over but the peelers drove by danm
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have seen better try Madness interactive tis tre cool
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becoxse i can

really down load that GLC song

[GTW-L] xor [GTW-B] xor [GTW-C]
lisburn bangor cragavon
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nice one
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whatever mate i really DON'T CARE imagine you may be a decendant from a murderer as austrailia is where we sent all of the tramps from :re over here
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amieba brained idiot

sry can't silvex out o cash maby over summer ill see ya down there


i got a job in the spar down in derriaghy
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who can get suprisingly angry
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once upon a time there was a man crossing the road belfast style and nearly got run over...So he went to the store and the cashier said he ain't got no food... so he said "Fair Dinkum Mate" and walked out... muttering "Well that's just hunkey dorey."... He put on his thongs (NB - not underwear) and went for a walk to the shop and went to the bog to fire off a few misiles
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how could you ruin another one of our shows you bastards
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yes but my point being that they changed the name in the uk
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Quasars i think then thats smaller
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pfft fine by me
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oh leave him alone your the only one in this forum from your country bill no mates
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hello

yes you were right enchida
and please look up the son by glc you will laugh your bollocks off


emmm

mimes or mines
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i have an idea for a game it will be a bit like the 3 word game but every sentance you have to use a slang word from your country

ill start

once upon a time ther was a man crossing the road belfast style and nearly got run over

(belfast style is when a dick head crosses a busy road and steps infront of cars to stop them)
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correction they austrailian SAS has the same name but different army though they did work together and kicked a shit load of ass
yeah booiiiiiii
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whatever who care though if they really had to they would

cool silvex still up for dat 1 v 1
or 2v2 me and b-rebel work well together
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i don't care and i am not an inanimate object as i am shogun not shotgun

*utters under his breath*

dickhead would have thought they would have got it by now
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australasia

just sounds cooler


Goldie lookin chain or the beastie boys

b4 you make you your mind listen to

1.GLC your mothers got a penis

2. beastie boys sabotage

im using the beastie boys song in my movie yay
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ehhhhh yes i fucking do cock nose

the atom contains three components to give its structure they contain

1. neutrons

2. protons

and 3. electrons

look it up if you don't believed me asshole
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shhuddder ahhhh i feel unclean it has violated my soul who was singin it could crack frickin glass

i want to know where abouts you guys are from as if it was califorina i could probably understand
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why thank you anteater he he he he he he ANTEATER!!!! lol

sry

and look silvex i really dont want to dislike u but come on you have to adit it is a little freaky i don't mind now i just think it was wierd k
so stop complanin
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BIG


UK or GB

you may think they are the same but they are actually different
eh eh i bet you cant guess
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naaa SAS way to ga the most skilled couter terrorist team in the world formed during WWII by Captain David Stirling and remains the best due to the high amount of training each and every soldier goes through to be the best saying this they also help train other orginisations such as Delta Force and the GIGN and GSG
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mess its a way of life

bo selecta or little britain
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hmmm me too i wanna learn so i can make Mc diddys UK tour
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i think britain should be supporting a bit more whilst the americans are using hot lead justice the brits are using riot shields and batons well maby they just want to do things old school it worked in N.I.
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hey dumb asses they are calles electrons i spent 3 years of my life learning about them in fucking chemistry and what i don't need no stinkin c in chemistry
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starts laughing uncontrollably

anteater ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it it's just so funny that someone would name themselves that "kneel before me or face the wrath of the ANTEATER" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he he he he he he he he lol sigh its old now
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*judo chops jacksmoke and knocks him out*


hiiiiiyyyyaaaaaaa
shamone mutha fucka

proper bo selecta!!!
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my title upsets and confuses me 769
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i seee you guys arn't being very supportive judging by the poll

p.s. i didn't know that the jers would be as stupid looking until i saw those pics on the misc page of the site who was that them slap him for those
RI-DIC-U-LOU-SE poses
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Whats happenin homies aiiii west sides the best

did anyone hear that characters from little britain are goin on the simpsons it is goin to be cool

yer but no but yer but no but yer but no but yer but WHATEVER!!!
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OMG will people stop tampering with my fucking name thingy below my user name and above the avatar thingy jobber thing

hey does any one want to hear some stand up comedy by Mr Billy connelly it is quuite funny i listen to it often????
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whatever dude noone cares about you as far as anyone is concered you are a waste of space who talks absoulute dogshit
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emmm can anyone tell me if it is possible to convert ULEAD 6 into an internet plugin with the default codecs
i have been usin fraps quite a lot and will this effect the quality in any way as i want upload it onto my site so mr jer (if he wants) can take over here for everyone to see
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i would give you
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nice to see you are friends again lol
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mmm no but soon i am going to get a vauxhall corsa but down south the cars made by vauxhall are called opel strange ehhh
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whats he on about i read 3 words and then got bored
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because i blocked you u complete dick head
oh can we stp this its getting old i may consider a 1 on 1 in cs

ehh superjer guys whats the ip for your server so i can play whit u guys
p.s. i meant to spell whit
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i saw somethin very funny 2day one of those buckingham palace guards was standing in the middle of lisburn and he was talking to the bomb squad since he is in the wrong country i think he is probably the "special guard " special being to espastic lol
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yay im 17 too is this a game or somethin
and what does age matter it is your opinion that counts not you age ehhhhhh ageists if that is the correct terminology
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emmmm whats up 773?
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i luv operation flashpoint and ghost recon (you may say what you want but i luv them) and also worms world party come on the concrete donkey owns
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*builds a time machine and kills everyone while they are still babies*

i win
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if u don't fuck off u stalker i will kill you with my shotgun
back me up guys he some how managed to get on to my MSN and if i didn't know the UDA id be scared
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was for college and it was on video phones and the only reason we done it in 3 langs was to get the skide count up but the other lazy fuckers including B-rebel 1 day wonder left me to do all the fucking work now can you see why im so ANGRY
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mind numbingly sh1t
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sigh im sorry for that n00b silvex i know him don't know how he got the url oh well STFU silvex or ill kill u in GTW
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oh come on think about it PaPa smurf was the Dictator and he made all those other smurf work for nothing so he could build his little empire using them like pawns
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? any comments insert here
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i have been doing a 58 slide long .ppt and it has 3 languages i want to SLLLEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP
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hmmm any skoda they are SHIT

lol heres a joke how do you double the price of a skoda

A: put a penny on the dashboard lollollol
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*swears constantly at aaronjer for half an hour for being a little BASTARD*
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ok who changed the thing above my avatar not funny especially the way you done it it could have been shit on his arse
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
i have to laugh at those two always fightin nice work super and can i use that dooooyoooo sound in a new movie i am makin please?
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*pisses on aaronjers head*
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u have to be a n00b askin that question i always auto assign anywho
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BUBBLE WTF?
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Ballista

Bo selecta or hmmm er monopoly
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Hey superjer can i use the doooyoooooo sound for my up and coming production "Don't blame me if its crap"
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is that a good or bad thing is this spades or what hmmmm
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scary bisciuts
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ii lloooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeee yyooooouuuuuuuu aaalllllllllllllllllllll

im sluring my word pretednding inm drunk but 2 bottles of WKD doesn't do anythin to me
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soda

Jhonny Vagas or Peter Kay
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ehh is that pants in underwear or American for trousers if so that one




Little Britain or 2 pints of larger and a packet of crisps
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hey leave drinking alone
i had 2 large bottles of WKD yesterday yum
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i think so
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I call shotgun!

ok what

Admin note: Shogun gets +15 points for actually making this joke.
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mp3

catholics or protestant
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did we need to know that

answer NO

EDIT BY SUPERJER:
Anything Ilor has to say is pure gold whether we need to know it or not. And he's the sexiest man alive.

I didn't find this post very entertaining though, Shotgun.
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are u covering your face because u are ugly?
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that don't make sense
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u gay
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owww the corner hit me

*sets a pack of ravenous squirrels on Ilor*
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*sends jacksmoke down the shankill with a celtic top on*

emmm this may not make sense to most of u so let me explain the shankill is a prod area and the football team celtic are obvously catholic so there for maulage
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quit it kiss and make up im sick of u 2 gettin at each others throats
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let me confirm it rocks and its not bread its a kind of thing u fry and eat with bacon eggs sausages brown sause pancake potato bread black pudding and tomatoes
and its not sweet its savoury mmm ulster fry u really should try it some time although that would mean u coming over here so don't
unless u are on holiday but don't come in the summer as the annual riots happen then on the 11th of july
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I WAS ASKING A QUESTION!!!
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well that is too far mabey a light spanking on your part
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you and banana
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i generallly don't and i think he got banned on the first day (i mean B-Rebel)tit

superjer slit the tyers of this old decaying truck
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try not to concintrate too hard on it and kind of get the whole word into your head at once erm if that makes sense
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THOSE 2
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kiss ass
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who are u talkin to
*crackin open a cold one*
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wasn't talkin bout him was talkin bout banana
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i first seen it on a birthday card

oh and to jacksmoke

i hate u
i hate your family
i hate your country and most of all
i hate you beer
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seriously dude somethin wrong with u
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noooo
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*send jet monkey duo into a bad area of belfast where he gets mugged beated kneecapped raiped and eventually after hours of internal ass bleeding gets shot*
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right so if that guy is quarter irish and quarter german what kind of temperment does he have

one minute he will be shouting his head off the next he will buy u a pint of guiness

eh and no not all irish people like the black stuff
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lol thats actually quite good you should know irish people get worked up easily and anyway it was only a bit of banter so calm down

i question how did he get to make the avater so big when it's 120x120 max

can u get soda bread in america cus i i come over there some day i can't live without an ulster fry
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fuck sake my bitch got of his leash superjer do me a favour as he does not know i can fight my own battles fuckin spade him up
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huh my fucking DVD drive sounds like its howling to the moon when i put certain disks in especially MGS2S
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please superjer i want to down load it do home dilieverys like pizza hut
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hey guys one of my mates has joined up and we wil team up and destroy u in arguments wua ha ha try and defeat us but are british slang is far too complicated for u fuckers to fully comprehend ehhh apart from superjer who has shown some understanding in the history of N.I.
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"[GTW said:
SHOGUN"]mmmmmmmm map mmmmmmmmm

if you can't tell im hungry going for a crisp sarny
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mmmmmmmm map mmmmmmmmm
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i like your old avatar banana change it back
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it's fnuny as cmarbidge uinvrestiy dnoe a sudty ansd fnoud taht hmuans can sltil raed suftf as lnog as the frist and lsat lteters are in the rghit pacle fnuny anit it lol

this was specialy posted to piss off jack somke that retarded assmaster
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jacksmoke luvs cock
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stfu jacksomke you cunt why don't u get that everyone HATES u fuck off!!! u wanker go blow a goat
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mmmmmmmmm dope

*sets a pack of hungry homless n00bs on banana then gets torn apart*
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well the good thing about over here is the ability to drink at 18 sweet and we can get a provisional lisence at 16 but can only drive 50cc scooters or up to 125cc bikes
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh
shut the fuck up
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how can most of u not get my fucking name right ITS SHOGUN OK (as in the Japaniese General of Army)
and super jer for fuck sake change the rank thingy u bastard
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*sigh* i am pissed off with my packard bell
next year i will build an UBER COMPUTER
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WTF???????
886
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There once was a cow named Piles H. Maloney. Who liked to stack plates on red parked cars. Now this cow didn't understand that butterflies like to eat green eggs and cows. So he decided to drop a line of orange penuts and forget them.Which caused major swelling of the profits of Microsoft. Leading to the release of Microsoft causing many people to eat their vegetables and parents.Now this catastrophic diet causes severe pain to the area where it releases them carrot's into a blender with five burgerkingmanager's which resulted in pure chaos.
Piles said, 'Shaft! Report' into his shoe' causing many people named Shaft to jump off a very small cliff causin piles to yell 'Shaft! Noooooo!' Resulting in a hernia for the duration of the bomb timer. Explosions made the world with great hesitation, vulnerable for space-muffin's causing us all to give unto the many leaders our undying gratitude. As we watch southpark christmas specials we all wonder why the hell cow's eat grass. Now we must speculate on the mother of Piles, daft she was, suffering from many emotional wounds. Widowed after a series of continuous defeats. She decided to do like the ones who had brought us FLCL and start performing stripteases dressed like something else entirely too fat to wear tangerine Speedos. To make matters even better, she decided to dance on her dead pile of monkeys. That was awesome. Her new act stunned many around the turtlemeat company, which specialises in turtlemeat, obviously. Managers are trying to steal her act and her thunder.
The turtlemeat company is going to hell in a horse and carriage driver's handbasket. Fraudulent charges were brought by a donkey that hates all extraterrestrial lifeforms, who, tried to use, unsuccesfully, with ease, a damn good interpretation of Piles. Then aliens attacked. Piles was horrified. Now we are entering into a new paragraph.
Without the insight of all the members of superjercom.webstation, where will this brave new paragraph lead us to.....
Of course! New Orleans! Where Piles had a hankering for some naughty name calling. Unexpectedly, his mom showed him that while he danced he had his fly honies all up in his grill, which caused him grief. The girls couldn't understand that Piles was a problematic child with conditions far too advanced to treat. Now Piles needs some very costly hardware-rendering upgrades so we must laugh because he doesn't compare store prices. Now he must have a histerectomy to pay for the terrible transgressions that he commited. Now we all really have to stop saying 'now', but with all the things we treasure in life everyone must die. "The only one who can save us is me," Jacksmoke said boldly. Jacksmoke is now pondering his existance, in a pool of his own bodily fluids. What fluids could theese be, you ask? Milk of course is not it. But who cares? We all care. By this time banana will die in 100 years. Or maybe soon. but probably not because we all love cheese. In the recent past this made sense, but now we are overrun with idiots who can't spell or underline. like echidna, he has no comeback. But this story is quite long-winded and goes off to no end. Someone should really lock this truck...but no-one could
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any of you got any HLTV vids

i found 1 quite funny it was one for beermonsters look it up
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so this one won't count
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well in dollars i would be gettin roughly $4000 hows that for a claim and my sis got way more cus she went through the wind screen
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My fave is TOONAMI with Samurai Jack and MEGAS XLR swwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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the name is SHOGUN fuck a doodle doo
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well i feel if i should be punished but i also feel that this is unfair because he is doin the same thing im startin to cry
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*throws a_banana in to a meat grinder and sets to slow then makes banana burgers*
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is there some grudge here


*gibs echidna and feeds his remains to 2 gay dogs*
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There once was a cow named Piles H. Maloney. Who liked to stack plates on red parked cars. Now this cow didn't understand that butterflies like to eat green eggs and cows. So he decided to drop a line of orange penuts and forget them.Which caused major swelling of the profits of Microsoft. Leading to the release of Microsoft causing many people to eat their vegetables and parents.Now this catastrophic diet causes severe pain to the area where it releases them carrot's into a blender with five burgerkingmanager's which resulted in pure chaos.
Piles said, 'Shaft! Report' into his shoe' causing many people named Shaft to jump off a very small cliff causin piles to yell 'Shaft! Noooooo!' Resulting in a hernia for the duration of the bomb timer. Explosions made the world with great hesitation, vulnerable for space-muffin's causing us all to give unto the many leaders our undying gratitude. As we watch southpark christmas specials we all wonder why the hell cow's eat grass. Now we must speculate on the mother of Piles, daft she was, suffering from many emotional wounds. Widowed after a series of continuous defeats. She decided to do like the ones who had brought us FLCL and start performing stripteases dressed like something else entirely too fat to wear tangerine Speedos. To make matters even better, she decided to dance on her dead pile of monkeys. That was awesome. Her new act stunned many around the turtlemeat company, which specialises in turtlemeat, obviously. Managers are trying to steal her act and her thunder.
The turtlemeat company is going to hell in a horse and carriage driver's handbasket. Fraudulent charges were brought by a donkey that hates all extraterrestrial lifeforms, who, tried to use, unsuccesfully, with ease, a damn good interpretation of Piles. Then aliens attacked. Piles was horrified. Now we are entering into a new paragraph.
Without the insight of all the members of superjercom.webstation, where will this brave new paragraph lead us to.....
Of course! New Orleans! Where Piles had a hankering for some naughty name calling. Unexpectedly, his mom showed him that while he danced he had his fly honies all up in his grill, which caused him grief. The girls couldn't understand that Piles was a problematic child with conditions far too advanced to treat. Now Piles needs some very costly hardware-rendering upgrades so we must laugh because he doesn't compare store prices. Now he must have a histerectomy to pay for the terrible transgressions that he commited. Now we all really have to stop saying 'now', but with all the things we treasure in life everyone must die. "The only one who can save us is me," Jacksmoke said boldly. Jacksmoke is now pondering his existance, in a pool of his own bodily fluids. What fluids could theese be, you ask? Milk of course is not it. But who cares? We all care. By this time banana will die in 100 years. Or maybe soon. but probably not because we all love cheese. In the recent past this made sense, but now we are overrun with idiots who can't spell or underline. Unlike echidna, he has no comeback. But this story is quite long-winded and goes off
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well a_banana that is not stictly true what you said as u posted lol by its self u uber n00b
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Great another bitch fight walks off in another random direction..........
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walked in to girls locker room

SCREAMS

sounds of fighting

[GTW]SHOGUN's corpse thrown out

a happy corpse

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm locker room
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yes it is quite funny

JACKSMOKE SHALL PAY FOR HIS INSOLENCE MARK MY WORDS
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ill just stay out of this bitch fight

walks off in a random direction........
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OMGitalian sports cars are cool tooOMG
what you want is a V12 Mustang or a TVR tuscan yum yum
OR a Honda Civic type R
what age do you have to be in america to drive over here it's 17

YAY im GETTIN
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hmmm i am an illiterate log eh did i spell that right

single word posting superjer punish them show your wrath
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i was only tryin to be original no need to rub in the fact that im neg spades i truly am sorry for posting single words on the forum can u forgive me pllleeeeaaaaseeee
(giving puppy dog eyes)
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WOOOT i scored 21 lets start a war ha ha ha

ehh have u watched 2DTV if not i doubt you will understand this
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thats the stuff you right royal communist cunt like my new avatar
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ok this thread is special as i want people to bitch at each other there fore we let off steam and don't have to bitch in other threads ok

u fucking floppy donkey dicks, fat head circumsised fuckers whos ma smokes beef and you mollest your cat fuckers fuckers fuckers wankstains shitfuckers cunt bastard arse arse ARSE!!!!!!
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help call the athorities a crowd of angry people have gathered around my door asking for drugs emm best crack out my aup

booom booom boom boom booom booom boom

any one have a mop
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im hoping your not suggesting kicking your only british rep
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down town
de de de de de de dede de de
get down to this funky town
lol

great come back if you are calling some one fat and they say that you are fatist you can say no "you" are fatest lol
got that one from distraction a game show the american are just to plain scared to copy
unlike big brother wheel of fortune pop idol x factor etc.

ooooooh americans annoy me sometimes taking our idea then taking credit for it
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hey this is totally off topic but there is some guy in the just a day video for feeder that looks identical so now anything i have done i can blame on him lol


do'h maby not enough comedies i think a rule change is in order to any comedy



have any of you watched peter kay live in the appollo with the biscuit sketch compairing a hobnob to the SAS lol its hilarious
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any of yous seen little britain
if you have there are rumours going round that davith and lou and andy and vikki pollard are going to appear on the simpsons
WOOT!!!!!!
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fuckin love black books though technically mostly irish comedy
cus of that irish guy in it not the one who looks like a drowned rat :)
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ok some one starts off with a comedy in this case
Shaun of the Dead
the next person has to use one of the words from the last one to fit in with a new one eg.
shaun of the dead
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hope this explains it
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ok some one starts off with a comedy in this case
Shaun of the Dead
the next person has to use one of the words from the last one to fit in with a new one eg.
shaun of the dead
theoffice
hope this explains it
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mua ha ha world domination shall be in my grasp just as soon as i erm do the dishes from last week

oh and i just wanted to know if shaun of the dead was released in the US i guess it had
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its funny because of the time difference your pobably all in bed when im typing this
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OK you all know the music assosiation game but seeing as i don't actually rememer the names of songs lets do british comedy's instead
it can be programs or film

i'll start with: Shaun of the Dead
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and one more thing i have a few ideas for a possible mc diddy's 3

uk tour where ct's and t's have to work togeter to fight off oncoming whords of rioting burberry check sporting little boy racing CHAV!!!!!!!

and echidna3 u should watch you mouth u wee cunt or i'll be forced to do something i don't want to do

call u a fat nerdy bastard that has nothing better to do than gaunch at people

gaunch is northern irish for complain or call names or generally being a little cunt
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funny skins im making
1.the pope
2.jesus
3.mother teresa
4.micheal jackson
the4 above ct's
the4 below t's
1.saddam hussain
2.gerry adams
3. osama binladen
4.billy conally

and change the knife to a banana
imagine the imbaresment of getting bananaed lol
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southpark christmas specials
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still no one has answerd my question what is the deal with the spades some one tell me god damn it i mean what does it take to get an answer out of yous it's like getting blood from a friggin stone

and you can't really get at me for pointless post i mean wtf is with the three word game what a f***ing waste of time jesus
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i want to make a mc diddys one map on 1.6 send me software please
the only bit i did't get in mc diddys 2 was eh why the hell did most of the terrorist not shoot at the ct's ehhh doooyooooo
& where are all you guys from?
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could someone please please tell me wtf is up with the spades and firetrucks OMG is this a n00b convention or what

p.s. i hope u know that game the world have totaly ripped off you last form i mean it was practically identical check it out at www.gametheworld.com/forum/index.php
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"There once was a cow named Piles H. Maloney. Who liked to stack plates on red parked cars. Now this cow didn't understand that butterflies like to eat green eggs and cows. So he decided to drop a line of orange penuts and forget them.Which caused major swelling of the profits of Microsoft. Leading to the release of Microsoft causing many people to eat their vegetables and parents.Now this catastrophic diet causes severe pain to thethe groinal area.
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this is a dead beat forum go to www.csnation.net
doyooooooo
:P lol [GTW]4evah
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what the hell chicken Mc Nublet well i am ashamed of you guys WTF? seriously shocked and appauled this may leave deep emotional scars :cry: lol

HELP!! I'm traped in some sort of time loop and I can't escape!!

what the hell chicken Mc Nublet well i am ashamed of you guys WTF? seriously shocked and appa...

..etc...
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what the hell chicken Mc Nublet well i am ashamed of you guys WTF? seriously shocked and appauled this may leave deep emotional scars :cry: lol
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ok i would give you money if i had any money and if i lived in america sadly i don't apply to these two factors
doooooooh
SAS=133t :P