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In UFO over china! by Homeslice:
The song is kinda kool in this video and as you read they still dont know wtf it was. Funny thing is this just happen on the 7th and just heard about it now. Normaly I could not give a shit about this crap but this one is deff top tear UFO video to watch.
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/ufo-over-chinese-airport/20l0xekk?q=UFO+sighting&rel=msn&from=en-us_msnhp>1=42007
The song is kinda kool in this video and as you read they still dont know wtf it was. Funny thing is this just happen on the 7th and just heard about it now. Normaly I could not give a shit about this crap but this one is deff top tear UFO video to watch.
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/ufo-over-chinese-airport/20l0xekk?q=UFO+sighting&rel=msn&from=en-us_msnhp>1=42007
In SUP: Test New Game! by Homeslice:
Great job on the game I played it for 7 min no more but really liked it!
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Great job on the game I played it for 7 min no more but really liked it!
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In Ok guys i have like 3 days by Homeslice:
Just use one of my Logging stories and add some math shit too it. Its a A+ with your name on it!
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Just use one of my Logging stories and add some math shit too it. Its a A+ with your name on it!
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In Help me come up with a name? by Homeslice:
I think (Squirl Bait) would be a great name for you....I have no idea about the rest of this crap.
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I think (Squirl Bait) would be a great name for you....I have no idea about the rest of this crap.
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In Windows 7 Reinstall Hangs by Homeslice:
Jer is gonna put it on my PC prob saturday night. maybe will have something to offer you then.
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Jer is gonna put it on my PC prob saturday night. maybe will have something to offer you then.
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In by Homeslice:
I am prety sure you will be banned for most of your TEEN AGE life for posting that here.
I will let Jer know what you are up too right now, then call Aaron and see what messures they will need to take on you!
This is a SAD day here on the FORUMS! good thing I cought this before every first hair teenager starts posting there website on here.
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I am prety sure you will be banned for most of your TEEN AGE life for posting that here.
I will let Jer know what you are up too right now, then call Aaron and see what messures they will need to take on you!
This is a SAD day here on the FORUMS! good thing I cought this before every first hair teenager starts posting there website on here.
THE END
In Superjer Broke by Homeslice:
How did you guys know that he was broke? he just signed on a house today and pretty much emptyed his pockets....Dont worrie though Ill buy him some food.
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How did you guys know that he was broke? he just signed on a house today and pretty much emptyed his pockets....Dont worrie though Ill buy him some food.
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In superjer.com elections for hammer admin?? by Homeslice:
I vote NO on this dumb ass as well...lets keep it real!
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I vote NO on this dumb ass as well...lets keep it real!
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In WHAT TIME IS IT? by Homeslice:
I member one day when Aaron and Jer were in the car with me and Aaron asked that same question.....He did not even see it coming lol!
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I member one day when Aaron and Jer were in the car with me and Aaron asked that same question.....He did not even see it coming lol!
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In Does Superjer have a youtube account? by Homeslice:
His acount is vlastalica with all his favorite song
His acount is vlastalica with all his favorite song
In Kayos' Very Merry Kiss This Christmas Special by Homeslice:
That was a good idea, we need more porn on this board!
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That was a good idea, we need more porn on this board!
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In Top ten mistakes of the decade by Homeslice:
Agreed!
I would much rather just see a new asshole, this guy is old hat now.
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Agreed!
I would much rather just see a new asshole, this guy is old hat now.
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In So Superjer by Homeslice:
Superjer is trying to ONE UP us all. He is now growing a mustach with just his nose hair!
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Superjer is trying to ONE UP us all. He is now growing a mustach with just his nose hair!
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In OMG yes that jus' happened by Homeslice:
Super jer worked next to a guy that would touch his private parts at work then smell his hand right after wards.
Yeah it was a real shame.
PS true storie
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Super jer worked next to a guy that would touch his private parts at work then smell his hand right after wards.
Yeah it was a real shame.
PS true storie
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In iPhone yay by Homeslice:
All the bitches at my office have them and just love them to death...
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All the bitches at my office have them and just love them to death...
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In New Billy Idol by Homeslice:
And sounds as good as the old stuff. And singing about something are good buddy Obama cut back on from 300 to 28 units.
I cant stand that ass dart!
Can you figure out what it is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJZp8cJuDj8&feature=related
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And sounds as good as the old stuff. And singing about something are good buddy Obama cut back on from 300 to 28 units.
I cant stand that ass dart!
Can you figure out what it is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJZp8cJuDj8&feature=related
THE END
In Where did you get your name from? by Homeslice:
From the show "In liveing color" back in the day....
From the show "In liveing color" back in the day....
In Super Jer needs your Help by Homeslice:
He is a very sick boy and stuck in his bed. He would love to hear from all you tards on how much you love him and wish him well.
Ok people lets step up here and make him proud! or not....
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He is a very sick boy and stuck in his bed. He would love to hear from all you tards on how much you love him and wish him well.
Ok people lets step up here and make him proud! or not....
THE END
In Social Network by Homeslice:
Like this one???
http://www.stolensite.com/
Guess who ownes it and runs it....
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Like this one???
http://www.stolensite.com/
Guess who ownes it and runs it....
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In Pissed Off...kinda by Homeslice:
Ill will bring your request up tonight at coffee and tell jer that you are in need of his talents.
Best way to get him to do one is a great Idea though. So get some ideas and post um and 10-1 if he really really likes it he will make one.
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Ill will bring your request up tonight at coffee and tell jer that you are in need of his talents.
Best way to get him to do one is a great Idea though. So get some ideas and post um and 10-1 if he really really likes it he will make one.
THE END
In aaronjer wake the fuck up by Homeslice:
I need you truck tomorrow to get my new bed in kirkland, have you people call my people. Or better yet just call me back little buddy!
I need you truck tomorrow to get my new bed in kirkland, have you people call my people. Or better yet just call me back little buddy!
In Just bowled a 200 avg tonight! by Homeslice:
Sorry but the header there said it all, nothing to say here.
Sorry but the header there said it all, nothing to say here.
In Check out my Pictures by Homeslice:
I am pretty sure you can click on them and save to DT and use um as wall paper??
I am pretty sure you can click on them and save to DT and use um as wall paper??
In Check out my Pictures by Homeslice:
I up loaded them to this site, let me know what you think.
http://www.flickr.com/search/?w=39277584@N08&q=&m=text
I am Vlastalica btw
I up loaded them to this site, let me know what you think.
http://www.flickr.com/search/?w=39277584@N08&q=&m=text
I am Vlastalica btw
In Are the forums dying? by Homeslice:
Yeah I dont think there dieing yet, hell at one point a few years back there was Jer and a NASA chimp on here.
So I Think were doing ok still.
Yeah I dont think there dieing yet, hell at one point a few years back there was Jer and a NASA chimp on here.
So I Think were doing ok still.
In Who on here has not been laid before? by Homeslice:
I need to know this to better understand you.......
I need to know this to better understand you.......
In It's Febraury 15th... Time for some points! by Homeslice:
Can I get one more point so it will be a even 100?
Can I get one more point so it will be a even 100?
In obama? by Homeslice:
What has this ass dart in his past that makes you guys all think he is gonna be so damn great....he has a 0 track record and so many are all on board with this f tard.
P.S. He is a Politcians and I have been watching these jackass for countless years and have yet to be WOWed by any of them.
Lets make sure we bump this post in 4 years so we can over this lol.
What has this ass dart in his past that makes you guys all think he is gonna be so damn great....he has a 0 track record and so many are all on board with this f tard.
P.S. He is a Politcians and I have been watching these jackass for countless years and have yet to be WOWed by any of them.
Lets make sure we bump this post in 4 years so we can over this lol.
In Aaron call me !!!!!!! by Homeslice:
Going bowling tonight so get your dead ass out of the crapper and get up here!
Signed
Your buddy Homeslice :O)
Going bowling tonight so get your dead ass out of the crapper and get up here!
Signed
Your buddy Homeslice :O)
In I am the new Jrkookid! by Homeslice:
If you want anything done ask me, I have the ear of the SuperJer!
If you want anything done ask me, I have the ear of the SuperJer!
In The Official Christmas Truck! by Homeslice:
Listen Tard Boy!
Only One post a day for you from now on, this is just silly!
Listen Tard Boy!
Only One post a day for you from now on, this is just silly!
In Disco can save your life! by Homeslice:
Could disco save your life?
Yep. That's the conclusion of a University of Illinois medical school study, which found that the Bee Gees' disco anthem "Stayin' Alive" can teach proper CPR technique.
How so? It's all about tempo. The song has 103 beats per minute, a pace that matches the recommended rhythm of chest compressions for CPR. Keep the song in your head, and you keep up the right pace.
Turns out the med school testers aren't the only ones to get into the disco groove. The American Heart Association also recommends "Stayin' Alive" for CPR training sessions.
Disco not your thing? This song by Queen works, too, but the title's not so encouraging.
Could disco save your life?
Yep. That's the conclusion of a University of Illinois medical school study, which found that the Bee Gees' disco anthem "Stayin' Alive" can teach proper CPR technique.
How so? It's all about tempo. The song has 103 beats per minute, a pace that matches the recommended rhythm of chest compressions for CPR. Keep the song in your head, and you keep up the right pace.
Turns out the med school testers aren't the only ones to get into the disco groove. The American Heart Association also recommends "Stayin' Alive" for CPR training sessions.
Disco not your thing? This song by Queen works, too, but the title's not so encouraging.
In You need an avatar Homeslice by Homeslice:
Ok I like that!
I was thinking back in the day, a pie slice of a house with people falling out ect, but hell that would be so hard to do!
Yours rocks!
Ok I like that!
I was thinking back in the day, a pie slice of a house with people falling out ect, but hell that would be so hard to do!
Yours rocks!
In POEM by Homeslice:
The sky was blue
The moon was high
We were alone just her and I.
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted me to do
So with all my courage
I did my best
I placed my hand upon her brest
I trembled I shook and felt her heart
Slowly she spread her legs apart.
I knew she was ready
But i did not know this was the first experience at milking a cow !
The sky was blue
The moon was high
We were alone just her and I.
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted me to do
So with all my courage
I did my best
I placed my hand upon her brest
I trembled I shook and felt her heart
Slowly she spread her legs apart.
I knew she was ready
But i did not know this was the first experience at milking a cow !
In DEATH SENTENCE by Homeslice:
This was totaly under the radar in the news so I had to share. Its all about Ants!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/02/04/2154337.htm
This was totaly under the radar in the news so I had to share. Its all about Ants!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/02/04/2154337.htm
In Is it True? by Homeslice:
To be onest I found this post on MSN home page yeasterday. Sorry I was not that board either lol.
To be onest I found this post on MSN home page yeasterday. Sorry I was not that board either lol.
In Is it True? by Homeslice:
This was a must read when I saw it, enjoy :O)
http://isittrue.msn.com/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=12262438&imageindex=1&cp-searchtext=Cabbage+Patch+Kids&FORM=MSNIIT
This was a must read when I saw it, enjoy :O)
http://isittrue.msn.com/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=12262438&imageindex=1&cp-searchtext=Cabbage+Patch+Kids&FORM=MSNIIT
In Tell your girl friends!! by Homeslice:
Hey gay guys normaly have TONS of GF so get back out there and spread the word!
Hey gay guys normaly have TONS of GF so get back out there and spread the word!
In Tell your girl friends!! by Homeslice:
This is my site btw Jer help alot though building it. Please tell you girl friends about it so it will become a HUGE internet HIT! thank you all for helping ahead of time I know you will pass cards out at school and make posters as well. You guys rock!
Jamieshoes.com
This is my site btw Jer help alot though building it. Please tell you girl friends about it so it will become a HUGE internet HIT! thank you all for helping ahead of time I know you will pass cards out at school and make posters as well. You guys rock!
Jamieshoes.com
In The intricacies of Wood Elven reproductive compatibility by Homeslice:
What in the DOG FUCK are we reading here!
What in the DOG FUCK are we reading here!
In If you havent heard you need to know. by Homeslice:
Hey, I am sorry man. I wish there was something I could do to help you threw this. I can see by the number of post you have made this is very hard on you.
I am sorry ;O(
Hey, I am sorry man. I wish there was something I could do to help you threw this. I can see by the number of post you have made this is very hard on you.
I am sorry ;O(
In how did YOU found superjer.com? by Homeslice:
I found SuperJer at Denneys around 8pm years ago, then he told me about this site.
I found SuperJer at Denneys around 8pm years ago, then he told me about this site.
In So I called Aaron's cell phone by Homeslice:
Pretty much the $$ means. Well as you go to the line and before you let go of the ball we normaly hackle eachother and Yell (THATS MONEY!) even though the ball is sill in your hand. Aaron as been bowling a solid 60 game since we started and yeah thats right...thats pretty much $$.
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Pretty much the $$ means. Well as you go to the line and before you let go of the ball we normaly hackle eachother and Yell (THATS MONEY!) even though the ball is sill in your hand. Aaron as been bowling a solid 60 game since we started and yeah thats right...thats pretty much $$.
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In So I called Aaron's cell phone by Homeslice:
And his MOM picks up the phone and I hear her asking him do you want to talk? I am like wtf is going on. Long storie short no one talked to me or called me back. Yeah I know he was at Disney Land all day and he was probabaly tired from playing with Mickey but come on!
BTW when we went bowling on Friday nite Aaron and Jer were $$
Ok I am now signing off from somewere In the North West.
And his MOM picks up the phone and I hear her asking him do you want to talk? I am like wtf is going on. Long storie short no one talked to me or called me back. Yeah I know he was at Disney Land all day and he was probabaly tired from playing with Mickey but come on!
BTW when we went bowling on Friday nite Aaron and Jer were $$
Ok I am now signing off from somewere In the North West.
In drugs by Homeslice:
So yeah yesterday Jer had me buy him drugs cuz his name was in the system and he was flaged. So yeah thats right his good old buddy came to the rescue and bought him his shit so he could have his fix. Did he say thanks ....nah just give me the shit and be quick about it!
More news at 11:00
So yeah yesterday Jer had me buy him drugs cuz his name was in the system and he was flaged. So yeah thats right his good old buddy came to the rescue and bought him his shit so he could have his fix. Did he say thanks ....nah just give me the shit and be quick about it!
More news at 11:00
In Going to coffee tonight by Homeslice:
Dude its those damn guitar hero drums. And when he thinks no one is around, he wears this yellow wig and sings!
Dude its those damn guitar hero drums. And when he thinks no one is around, he wears this yellow wig and sings!
In Going to coffee tonight by Homeslice:
Yeah thats right jer and will be going to our Fav 1/2 star resturant tonight. Then we will be swing by Walgrens for random shit, then I am goin home and going to sleep. jer on the other hand will prob go home and beat on his damn drums like a Island savage till all hours of the nite. THE END
This post was made since the bards were kinda quite.
PS. you guys owe me now!
Yeah thats right jer and will be going to our Fav 1/2 star resturant tonight. Then we will be swing by Walgrens for random shit, then I am goin home and going to sleep. jer on the other hand will prob go home and beat on his damn drums like a Island savage till all hours of the nite. THE END
This post was made since the bards were kinda quite.
PS. you guys owe me now!
In And they said I hold no grudges! by Homeslice:
Aaron i got the super feet deals at the fair and they seam to work pretty well so far.
Aaron i got the super feet deals at the fair and they seam to work pretty well so far.
In The forams are totally silent and creepy by Homeslice:
Well let me say this in another way. Jer is have a slumber party atm and it gets over sometime tomorrow nite, everyone smells like pickels and cheese and Arron is locked in the bath room watching Star Trek. Yeah pretty weird shit but dont worrie I made it out alive and I am home now safe!
Well let me say this in another way. Jer is have a slumber party atm and it gets over sometime tomorrow nite, everyone smells like pickels and cheese and Arron is locked in the bath room watching Star Trek. Yeah pretty weird shit but dont worrie I made it out alive and I am home now safe!
In The forams are totally silent and creepy by Homeslice:
Jer is haveing a lan party at his house and there are like 8 peeps there. So alot of the posting types are there includeing Arron.
Jer is haveing a lan party at his house and there are like 8 peeps there. So alot of the posting types are there includeing Arron.
In A real law suit by Homeslice:
Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City. In November 2000,
Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago
motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the
freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly
left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself
a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the
freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr Grazinski sued
Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he
couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus
a new Winnie. (Winniebago actually changed their
handbooks on the back of this court case, just in case
there are any other complete morons buying their
vehicles.)
Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City. In November 2000,
Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago
motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the
freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly
left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself
a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the
freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr Grazinski sued
Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he
couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus
a new Winnie. (Winniebago actually changed their
handbooks on the back of this court case, just in case
there are any other complete morons buying their
vehicles.)
In Valley Girls by Homeslice:
Wow! you guys are both noobs. That was so perfect to put in front of this post "Bad image" Get it? the show was bad, did not want to be there, OMG feel sorry for Homeslice.
Wow! you guys are both noobs. That was so perfect to put in front of this post "Bad image" Get it? the show was bad, did not want to be there, OMG feel sorry for Homeslice.
In Valley Girls by Homeslice:
**BAD IMAGE**So tonight I was over at Jers and he made me watch Valley Girls with him. A movie from the 80s, totaly tubebuler man
**BAD IMAGE**So tonight I was over at Jers and he made me watch Valley Girls with him. A movie from the 80s, totaly tubebuler man
In Should upgrade this forum by Homeslice:
I dont get it, why is it sad that the forms are dieing? nothing last forever and jer has so much on his plate now days its not funny. Pretty much the forms will always be here alot of peeps or just a few /shrug. I know the buffy forms are like very popular still. And once Jer gets his engine made and game to follow this place will be like crazy. So dont worrie about the life of the boards, just sit back, have a cheetoe and beer and talk to randoms here, its all good. Most of all you have me and that speaks volumes!
I dont get it, why is it sad that the forms are dieing? nothing last forever and jer has so much on his plate now days its not funny. Pretty much the forms will always be here alot of peeps or just a few /shrug. I know the buffy forms are like very popular still. And once Jer gets his engine made and game to follow this place will be like crazy. So dont worrie about the life of the boards, just sit back, have a cheetoe and beer and talk to randoms here, its all good. Most of all you have me and that speaks volumes!
In Famous yet NEW HERE by Homeslice:
Hey SRAW can you please lighten up on the use of the letters F,U,C and K I have to go to work tomorrow and it would be nice if you left some for me!
Hey SRAW can you please lighten up on the use of the letters F,U,C and K I have to go to work tomorrow and it would be nice if you left some for me!
In UFO by Homeslice:
Prob one of the better fake UFO videos, only 10 sec long take a peek.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up5jmbSjWkw
Prob one of the better fake UFO videos, only 10 sec long take a peek.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up5jmbSjWkw
In Counter-Strike 1.6 by Homeslice:
I will call Jer now and tell him this news! 10-1 he will do the dance of joy!
I will call Jer now and tell him this news! 10-1 he will do the dance of joy!
In Must Watch by Homeslice:
Yeah thats what I heard them say. It has them on the side of the building.
Yeah thats what I heard them say. It has them on the side of the building.
In Must Watch by Homeslice:
Whats next walking buildings?
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-buildingmotion26-2008jun26,0,312971.story
Whats next walking buildings?
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-buildingmotion26-2008jun26,0,312971.story
In Never got to ask. by Homeslice:
Arron Cant be raped, he wears to many clothes and he smells like pretzels!
Arron Cant be raped, he wears to many clothes and he smells like pretzels!
In Everyone can Relax now by Homeslice:
I just got back from the doctors office and I am ok!
If you have any questions about my visit, please send personal tells to Super Jer or his side Kick Arron Jelly and they can fill you in on the bullet I dodged.
I just got back from the doctors office and I am ok!
If you have any questions about my visit, please send personal tells to Super Jer or his side Kick Arron Jelly and they can fill you in on the bullet I dodged.
In So your wondering by Homeslice:
Thats a bummer. I am sure a nice boy like you will find another special someone soon.
Thats a bummer. I am sure a nice boy like you will find another special someone soon.
In UFO by Homeslice:
You cant understand shit American< but this is pretty kool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOaEWKUCVgM
You cant understand shit American< but this is pretty kool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOaEWKUCVgM
In Web site by Homeslice:
This is what SuperJer and I have worked on for the last few weeks. Im posting it on here to help it get noticed by the google search engine. This is just a site that I had a idea on to make some cash with in the next few years.
http://www.jamieshoes.com
http://www.ratemycoworkers.com
This is what SuperJer and I have worked on for the last few weeks. Im posting it on here to help it get noticed by the google search engine. This is just a site that I had a idea on to make some cash with in the next few years.
http://www.jamieshoes.com
http://www.ratemycoworkers.com
In Iron Man! by Homeslice:
Great Movie, Jer and I went with the whole office last thursday and was a good time. All 7 of us that went liked it so that has to say something. I think we were there over 2 hours so get good seats. There will be a Iron Man II you have to site threw all the credits to see whats up though.
Great Movie, Jer and I went with the whole office last thursday and was a good time. All 7 of us that went liked it so that has to say something. I think we were there over 2 hours so get good seats. There will be a Iron Man II you have to site threw all the credits to see whats up though.
In Hmm... I need a job. by Homeslice:
When you start this and you find your self needed cat5e cables and USB csbles look me up and I will get you started.
When you start this and you find your self needed cat5e cables and USB csbles look me up and I will get you started.
In OMG Genki Rockets by Homeslice:
Fuck all that stupid shit ..check this out. http://green.yahoo.com/blog/ecogeek/66/air-car-ready-for-mass-production.html
Fuck all that stupid shit ..check this out. http://green.yahoo.com/blog/ecogeek/66/air-car-ready-for-mass-production.html
In by Homeslice:
Its kool that he is leaveing. SuperJer is contracting people from India to join the forms, so you will all have more friends soon!
Man there really needs to be a spell check on the forms. I F up so many words.
Its kool that he is leaveing. SuperJer is contracting people from India to join the forms, so you will all have more friends soon!
Man there really needs to be a spell check on the forms. I F up so many words.
In A video I made by Homeslice:
I liked it alot..but then again I did not watch it. Im gonna take your word bro thats its good
I liked it alot..but then again I did not watch it. Im gonna take your word bro thats its good
In SPEED RACER TRAILER by Homeslice:
Looks pretty kool
http://movies.aol.com/movie/speed-racer-2008/28066/video/trailer-no-2/2092386
Looks pretty kool
http://movies.aol.com/movie/speed-racer-2008/28066/video/trailer-no-2/2092386
In view my year 8 exam marks!!! by Homeslice:
Aaronjer is a panty sniffer..He is wanted at over 14 malls Nation wide..and JcPennys has a bounty on him atm.
I have already said too much.
Aaronjer is a panty sniffer..He is wanted at over 14 malls Nation wide..and JcPennys has a bounty on him atm.
I have already said too much.
In We may have lost our HERO ! by Homeslice:
SuperJer lives I saw him at work today...Man that guy can eat cornnuts!
SuperJer lives I saw him at work today...Man that guy can eat cornnuts!
In We may have lost our HERO ! by Homeslice:
I was just on the phone with SuperJer and and he tells me " O shit im going the wrong way on the road" so our Hero will be either in jail with Bubba or road pizza or hell maybe he will dodge this bullet and make it out ok. Anyways lets all hope the little fella makes it out of this mess alright.
But if he does not make it. I would like dibbs on his new Ping Pong table.
I was just on the phone with SuperJer and and he tells me " O shit im going the wrong way on the road" so our Hero will be either in jail with Bubba or road pizza or hell maybe he will dodge this bullet and make it out ok. Anyways lets all hope the little fella makes it out of this mess alright.
But if he does not make it. I would like dibbs on his new Ping Pong table.
In I'm testing this image I made... by Homeslice:
Most of the admins just sleep and never log on so....um yeah.
Most of the admins just sleep and never log on so....um yeah.
In Superjer & homeslice by Homeslice:
Yeah thats right today Jer and I sat next to Bill Gates and Steve Balmer at lunch at this Irish pub.True storie.
Yeah thats right today Jer and I sat next to Bill Gates and Steve Balmer at lunch at this Irish pub.True storie.
In Shout Truck by Homeslice:
My guess is aronjer is asleep and wont be up for days..well prob be up by friday to go out and eat /shrug..anyways if any of you little pantie sniffers see him lurking around tell him im looking for his dead ass.
My guess is aronjer is asleep and wont be up for days..well prob be up by friday to go out and eat /shrug..anyways if any of you little pantie sniffers see him lurking around tell him im looking for his dead ass.
In Bikini Contest Japanese Style ! by Homeslice:
I thought of you guys when I saw this video...yeah its that retarded
http://www.heavy.com/video/29099?partner=aff143
I thought of you guys when I saw this video...yeah its that retarded
http://www.heavy.com/video/29099?partner=aff143
In Points Awarded Today! by Homeslice:
I would like more points than that creepy brother of yours, that is all
I would like more points than that creepy brother of yours, that is all
In Chicken or the egg? by Homeslice:
Here is the deal the egg came 1st why you ask,its simple you have a two creatures that both lay eggs .BUT there slighty diff like exp a *blue bird and a turky*.Mind you this is just a fucking exp,they are able to mate and the sperm works! and the turky gets pregnet so the next thing that happens is the egg that comes out..well holy shit its a chicken !
Here is the deal the egg came 1st why you ask,its simple you have a two creatures that both lay eggs .BUT there slighty diff like exp a *blue bird and a turky*.Mind you this is just a fucking exp,they are able to mate and the sperm works! and the turky gets pregnet so the next thing that happens is the egg that comes out..well holy shit its a chicken !
In Supremes Chrismas speacial by Homeslice:
Dude if your a real fan of the girly pics send me a personal e-mail and ill let you in on my personal boards were superjer has made me a fancy way to show off over 3300 hand picked pic's of mainly all playboy type photos..its the best on the net !
Dude if your a real fan of the girly pics send me a personal e-mail and ill let you in on my personal boards were superjer has made me a fancy way to show off over 3300 hand picked pic's of mainly all playboy type photos..its the best on the net !
In Supremes Chrismas speacial by Homeslice:
Im pretty happy I play x-mass music all day long at work..superjer hates it but hat does he know.
Im pretty happy I play x-mass music all day long at work..superjer hates it but hat does he know.
In Superjer crowns himself KING ! by Homeslice:
work good for me at two diff places I watched it at /shrug
work good for me at two diff places I watched it at /shrug
In Superjer crowns himself KING ! by Homeslice:
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-us&tab=&vid=ec5a4877-a48f-4319-8a80-317a6f7ec4cf
I really dont know how he fits all this shit in his life ..he is so busy ../shrug
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-us&tab=&vid=ec5a4877-a48f-4319-8a80-317a6f7ec4cf
I really dont know how he fits all this shit in his life ..he is so busy ../shrug
In Adult joke..18 and over**** by Homeslice:
OMG did that hit home to who ever said it was not funny ! ?
OMG did that hit home to who ever said it was not funny ! ?
In Adult joke..18 and over**** by Homeslice:
Like I said it was for 18 and older
..Please dont have your mom look at this or we may lose you. 
Like I said it was for 18 and older
..Please dont have your mom look at this or we may lose you.
In Adult joke..18 and over**** by Homeslice:
So this guy has a orange cock and goes to the Doc to find out wtf is going on.
The Doc says Hmm I have never seen anything like this before,let me look in my books and see if i can find any info on it...
The Doc says nada this is a **FIRST** ! Im not sure what too do the Doc says.
So the Doc thinks for a min and says ...lets just try a antibyotic out and see what that does..
The man says sure ill try anything to fix this....
So the Doc gets him the pills and hands them too him, and the guy gets ready to leave and the Doc asked him...
So what do you do in your free time/hobbies..?
He says watch porn and eat cheetos...................:O)
So this guy has a orange cock and goes to the Doc to find out wtf is going on.
The Doc says Hmm I have never seen anything like this before,let me look in my books and see if i can find any info on it...
The Doc says nada this is a **FIRST** ! Im not sure what too do the Doc says.
So the Doc thinks for a min and says ...lets just try a antibyotic out and see what that does..
The man says sure ill try anything to fix this....
So the Doc gets him the pills and hands them too him, and the guy gets ready to leave and the Doc asked him...
So what do you do in your free time/hobbies..?
He says watch porn and eat cheetos...................:O)
In Pens by Homeslice:
SuperJer will be at all pen stuffing events ..It will be his hard earn cash to buy the 100 pens..so this will be **In SuperJer we trust ** Really it will prob only be 2 bucks per pen and that will be with shiping..So you wont lose any sleep with the US mail and SuperJer with your 2 dollars.
Pretty much just want what he pays for um back is all ..this was not a way to make cash..just something fun/diff to do, I think the pens will be like 54 cents each so a 1.46 for shiping and envelope..pretty sure that will be damn close.
SuperJer will be at all pen stuffing events ..It will be his hard earn cash to buy the 100 pens..so this will be **In SuperJer we trust ** Really it will prob only be 2 bucks per pen and that will be with shiping..So you wont lose any sleep with the US mail and SuperJer with your 2 dollars.
Pretty much just want what he pays for um back is all ..this was not a way to make cash..just something fun/diff to do, I think the pens will be like 54 cents each so a 1.46 for shiping and envelope..pretty sure that will be damn close.
In Pens by Homeslice:
IM trying to get superjer to make superjer pens..I priced them at about 50 bucks for 100 pens..how many of you guys would love to own a ***REAL*** Superjer pen to show your moms ! ? I think if 5+ of you guys did we can get him to make them and he can sell them to you guys for like 2 bucks each..that will include shiping..Aronjer please dont vote on this you dont count ...
Im also posting this cuz the boards are DEAD ! atm :O)
IM trying to get superjer to make superjer pens..I priced them at about 50 bucks for 100 pens..how many of you guys would love to own a ***REAL*** Superjer pen to show your moms ! ? I think if 5+ of you guys did we can get him to make them and he can sell them to you guys for like 2 bucks each..that will include shiping..Aronjer please dont vote on this you dont count ...
Im also posting this cuz the boards are DEAD ! atm :O)
In Michael Vick (funny) by Homeslice:
This letter was written to the head of the NAACP in Atlanta on the Michael Vick affair. I love it when a white guy can gently yet logically put things into perspective.
Saturday, August 18, 2007 An Open Letter To The Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP.
Dear Dr. R L White, Head of the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP,
My name is Mike. I am 27 and I am neither a member of your organization, nor a resident of Atlanta. Normally I wouldn't bother you, but then I came across this article regarding Michael Vick and it compelled me to write.
Since I am white, I am going to tread carefully, so as not to offend your gentle sensibilities. But, Dr. White, you are a dumb ass!
Speaking for white people everywhere, let me fill you in on something. This case was not a race issue. It was about killing dogs. And if there is one thing people don't stand for, regardless of race, it's killing dogs. You compared it to deer hunting. Again, Dr. White, you are a dumb ass. When was the last time a deer greeted you at the door when you got home from work? Or curled up next to you and gently nuzzled in to take a nap? Dogs are pets, you moron. They aren't meant to be killed for sport. The failure to make this distinction, only makes you look more stupid.
Sorry, I lost my temper there.
Here's the thing, Dr. White, the reason people were outraged by this, was because he killed dogs. If Ben Roethlisberger, or Brett Favre had done it, the reaction would have been the same; I guarantee you. The difference is, had Ben Roethlisberger, or Brett Favre done this, you wouldn't see white supporters rallying behind them, proclaiming their innocense, in the face of mountains of damning evidence, supporting them regardless of the outcome. Let me let you in on a secret about white people; when one of our own makes us look bad, we condemn him and disown them. I suggest you adopt a similar policy. If your group's mission is truly to advance "colored" people (your word, not mine) you'd disassociate from the idiots in your race. It can't go wrong, trust me.
Anyway, Dr. White, I don't want this to come off as racist, because it isn't. Michael Vick is a despicable person who happens to be black. The sooner you realize that, the less of a dumb ass you'll look like.
Sincerely, Mike
This letter was written to the head of the NAACP in Atlanta on the Michael Vick affair. I love it when a white guy can gently yet logically put things into perspective.
Saturday, August 18, 2007 An Open Letter To The Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP.
Dear Dr. R L White, Head of the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP,
My name is Mike. I am 27 and I am neither a member of your organization, nor a resident of Atlanta. Normally I wouldn't bother you, but then I came across this article regarding Michael Vick and it compelled me to write.
Since I am white, I am going to tread carefully, so as not to offend your gentle sensibilities. But, Dr. White, you are a dumb ass!
Speaking for white people everywhere, let me fill you in on something. This case was not a race issue. It was about killing dogs. And if there is one thing people don't stand for, regardless of race, it's killing dogs. You compared it to deer hunting. Again, Dr. White, you are a dumb ass. When was the last time a deer greeted you at the door when you got home from work? Or curled up next to you and gently nuzzled in to take a nap? Dogs are pets, you moron. They aren't meant to be killed for sport. The failure to make this distinction, only makes you look more stupid.
Sorry, I lost my temper there.
Here's the thing, Dr. White, the reason people were outraged by this, was because he killed dogs. If Ben Roethlisberger, or Brett Favre had done it, the reaction would have been the same; I guarantee you. The difference is, had Ben Roethlisberger, or Brett Favre done this, you wouldn't see white supporters rallying behind them, proclaiming their innocense, in the face of mountains of damning evidence, supporting them regardless of the outcome. Let me let you in on a secret about white people; when one of our own makes us look bad, we condemn him and disown them. I suggest you adopt a similar policy. If your group's mission is truly to advance "colored" people (your word, not mine) you'd disassociate from the idiots in your race. It can't go wrong, trust me.
Anyway, Dr. White, I don't want this to come off as racist, because it isn't. Michael Vick is a despicable person who happens to be black. The sooner you realize that, the less of a dumb ass you'll look like.
Sincerely, Mike
In SUPERJER.COMIC by Homeslice:
10-1 jer wont be able to do that 1 ..BUT ! i bet he could come close with like a wood match stick with arms and legs...
10-1 jer wont be able to do that 1 ..BUT ! i bet he could come close with like a wood match stick with arms and legs...
In Superjer gets new car by Homeslice:
Btw i told him it was too damn slow..and yeah he left for work like 8 hours ago and they still have not seen him yet.
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=93fe7752-4239-4cdb-a7de-fa6bc25b0913&t=m40&f=06/64&p=Entertainment_ifilm&fg=>1=10357
Btw i told him it was too damn slow..and yeah he left for work like 8 hours ago and they still have not seen him yet.
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=93fe7752-4239-4cdb-a7de-fa6bc25b0913&t=m40&f=06/64&p=Entertainment_ifilm&fg=>1=10357
In So I made a webserver... by Homeslice:
I know siperjer needs a place to store all his porn..send him a (IM) and see what he has to say.We dont call him the panty sniffer for nothing!
I know siperjer needs a place to store all his porn..send him a (IM) and see what he has to say.We dont call him the panty sniffer for nothing!
In History of the middle finger by Homeslice:
> The history of the middle finger
>
>
> The History of the Middle Finger
> Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know
>it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the
>hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you
>know something about it?
> Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory
>over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured
>English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw
>the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of
>fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native
>English Yew tree, and the a ct of drawing the longbow was known as
>"plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
> Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset
>and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated
>French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather
>difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has
>gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often
>used in conjunction w ith the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the
>pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic
>gesture is known as "giving the bird."
> IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
> And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.
> The history of the middle finger
>
>
> The History of the Middle Finger
> Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know
>it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the
>hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you
>know something about it?
> Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory
>over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured
>English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw
>the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of
>fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native
>English Yew tree, and the a ct of drawing the longbow was known as
>"plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
> Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset
>and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated
>French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather
>difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has
>gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often
>used in conjunction w ith the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the
>pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic
>gesture is known as "giving the bird."
> IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
> And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.
In 7000 carrot ? by Homeslice:
watch the video and see wtf this is about...video only 2 min at best.
http://www.nowpublic.com/7-000-carat-diamond-find-unverified
watch the video and see wtf this is about...video only 2 min at best.
http://www.nowpublic.com/7-000-carat-diamond-find-unverified
In SUPERJER.COMIC by Homeslice:
I heard 2nite that superjer is thinking about doing another cartoon..he is dealing with a mental block atm, he has medical at work so he might have that looked at.
I heard 2nite that superjer is thinking about doing another cartoon..he is dealing with a mental block atm, he has medical at work so he might have that looked at.
In James bond like shit by Homeslice:
Funny thing is this is not the 1st bust of its kind as it says at bottom of the report....NEWS to me.
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i23766
Funny thing is this is not the 1st bust of its kind as it says at bottom of the report....NEWS to me.
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i23766
In Mr sticks 1st love storie ! by Homeslice:
The sky was blue
The moon was high
We were alone
just her and I.
Her hair was brown,
Her eyes were blue.
I Knew just what
she wanted me to do.
So with all my courage,
I did my best,
I placed my hand,
upon her breast.
I trembled,I shook
and felt her heart.
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
I knew she was ready,
but I did not know
this was the first experience
at milking a cow !
The sky was blue
The moon was high
We were alone
just her and I.
Her hair was brown,
Her eyes were blue.
I Knew just what
she wanted me to do.
So with all my courage,
I did my best,
I placed my hand,
upon her breast.
I trembled,I shook
and felt her heart.
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
I knew she was ready,
but I did not know
this was the first experience
at milking a cow !
In counter strike (new weapon) ! by Homeslice:
http://www.winchesterguns.com/services/press/detail.asp?id=45
click on the video and watch it ..last 30 sec if that.
Never would of guess thet would make this weapon in RL..poor ducks !
http://www.winchesterguns.com/services/press/detail.asp?id=45
click on the video and watch it ..last 30 sec if that.
Never would of guess thet would make this weapon in RL..poor ducks !
In Superjer steals Tank ! by Homeslice:
Word has it he gave some guy 10 dollars to take it out for a ride..and was told to hit cell phone towers for extra points...shortly after are leader "SuperJer" was in the tank he found him self being escorted by the police..he thought to himself ..WOW ! this is a 1st class opperation..anyways..thats his side of the storie
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=c3d4e88a-9c6e-40e1-ac9f-8fac5276accd&f=05&fg=rss
Word has it he gave some guy 10 dollars to take it out for a ride..and was told to hit cell phone towers for extra points...shortly after are leader "SuperJer" was in the tank he found him self being escorted by the police..he thought to himself ..WOW ! this is a 1st class opperation..anyways..thats his side of the storie
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=c3d4e88a-9c6e-40e1-ac9f-8fac5276accd&f=05&fg=rss
In So have you ever had caffeen caffeen's good caffeens GREAT by Homeslice:
Mr sticks says (i can eat crack brownies and still sleep!) ewww im pretty sure i know what a plumers crack is..and just the thought of a brownie from there is like ...yeah pretty bad.
Mr sticks says (i can eat crack brownies and still sleep!) ewww im pretty sure i know what a plumers crack is..and just the thought of a brownie from there is like ...yeah pretty bad.
In cops called by Homeslice:
From what I read ..he lived in that appt/house = hobo's dont have appt /house..hell what do I know...I dont even own a stick with a bag tied too it.
From what I read ..he lived in that appt/house = hobo's dont have appt /house..hell what do I know...I dont even own a stick with a bag tied too it.
In So have you ever had caffeen caffeen's good caffeens GREAT by Homeslice:
Me ..I can sleep after drinking a pot of reg coffee...pretty sure superjer is the sameway too.
Me ..I can sleep after drinking a pot of reg coffee...pretty sure superjer is the sameway too.
In Free movie (UFO's) by Homeslice:
Saw this on larry king..so i googled it and there it was free on the net..about 90 min..it was on the sci fi channel..so if you can handle watching tv at your pc then this is worth the time if you like this kind of stuff..think most of us like to watch it from time to time anyways..just so we have more info when we debate shit..anyways enjoy
Its called (out of the blue)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5594744703753734741
Saw this on larry king..so i googled it and there it was free on the net..about 90 min..it was on the sci fi channel..so if you can handle watching tv at your pc then this is worth the time if you like this kind of stuff..think most of us like to watch it from time to time anyways..just so we have more info when we debate shit..anyways enjoy
Its called (out of the blue)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5594744703753734741
In OK im a HUGE fan of (GET Smart) by Homeslice:
But this trailor did not sell me ..man I hope its worth the 10 bucks..cuz ill have to go and see for myself
http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=2082700&mp=m>1=7701
But this trailor did not sell me ..man I hope its worth the 10 bucks..cuz ill have to go and see for myself
http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=2082700&mp=m>1=7701
In Joke time ! by Homeslice:
tell me slice, was this real?
Pretty sure (Subject) box said (Joke time)..
tell me slice, was this real?
Pretty sure (Subject) box said (Joke time)..
In Joke time ! by Homeslice:
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know
what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know
what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class
In Something fun about UFOs by Homeslice:
http://www.v-j-enterprises.com/firefigh.html
I heard about this on the raido..I googled it and found it in no time..kinda fun to read about if you enjoy this topic.
http://www.v-j-enterprises.com/firefigh.html
I heard about this on the raido..I googled it and found it in no time..kinda fun to read about if you enjoy this topic.
In NEW richest man on the planet by Homeslice:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287936,00.html
I would never of guess he would of been from mexico...grats you rich bastard !
Garcia's Sentido Comun, which translates as "common sense," reckons Slim and his family own a fortune equivalent to 8 percent of Mexico's gross domestic product.
For Gates to be worth 8 percent of the U.S. economy, his fortune would have to grow to more than $13 trillion, 17 times his current wealth, according to Sentido Comun.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287936,00.html
I would never of guess he would of been from mexico...grats you rich bastard !
Garcia's Sentido Comun, which translates as "common sense," reckons Slim and his family own a fortune equivalent to 8 percent of Mexico's gross domestic product.
For Gates to be worth 8 percent of the U.S. economy, his fortune would have to grow to more than $13 trillion, 17 times his current wealth, according to Sentido Comun.
In Why santa did not get your letter by Homeslice:
http://www.danerd.com/media/2721_Santa+%20constipated+%20toilet+%20paper+%20funny
30 sec video ...pretty funny
http://www.danerd.com/media/2721_Santa+%20constipated+%20toilet+%20paper+%20funny
30 sec video ...pretty funny
In SUPERJER.COMIC by Homeslice:
UBER !..that ladder idea in there is so funny..man you really have a nack for that shit bro !
UBER !..that ladder idea in there is so funny..man you really have a nack for that shit bro !
In This is good.. by Homeslice:
And listen to her last words ..will make your jaw drop open
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/521485/cheating_husband_prank_call/
And listen to her last words ..will make your jaw drop open
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/521485/cheating_husband_prank_call/
In just to point it out.... by Homeslice:
Superjer has a neighbor thats has the (TV commercal) wii car ..hope that helps.
Superjer has a neighbor thats has the (TV commercal) wii car ..hope that helps.
In HOOTERS IN ISRAEL ? by Homeslice:
I was like um no way !
http://www.hooters.com/news_and_events/news/2007/2007-03-27_Israel.asp
thought that culture was not pro boobies
I was like um no way !
http://www.hooters.com/news_and_events/news/2007/2007-03-27_Israel.asp
thought that culture was not pro boobies
In Record HOG killed by Homeslice:
Well i heard last nite on a news show ..they were asked to show them were the bones were..well guess what they could not ..so 99% sure its a BS storie now..guess they went to the grave and nothing was there...well looks like that is THE END !
Well i heard last nite on a news show ..they were asked to show them were the bones were..well guess what they could not ..so 99% sure its a BS storie now..guess they went to the grave and nothing was there...well looks like that is THE END !
In Record HOG killed by Homeslice:
More on the PIG storie..about 3 min new cast on it
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=B3F39551-E16B-4082-8396-0E0849D5D63A,86A78799-EA32-43BA-9B62-C2E8EB6879CE&t=c156&f=06/64&p=Source_Countdown&fg=>1=10056
More on the PIG storie..about 3 min new cast on it
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=B3F39551-E16B-4082-8396-0E0849D5D63A,86A78799-EA32-43BA-9B62-C2E8EB6879CE&t=c156&f=06/64&p=Source_Countdown&fg=>1=10056
In Record HOG killed by Homeslice:
This is crazy !
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/4837745.html
This is crazy !
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/4837745.html
In Real Life Marry Poppins !! by Homeslice:
http://www.shanghaidaily.com/sp/article/2007/200705/20070521/article_316627.htm
Pretty cool storie anyway you look at it.
http://www.shanghaidaily.com/sp/article/2007/200705/20070521/article_316627.htm
Pretty cool storie anyway you look at it.
In BooBs by Homeslice:
a new computer chip
Subject: Apple Computers new computer chip
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Thanks to Apple, now everyone will be happy.
a new computer chip
Subject: Apple Computers new computer chip
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Thanks to Apple, now everyone will be happy.
In Superjer AFK by Homeslice:
Atm he is camping tickets for this movie till it comes out..btw i dont think he is even sure he is at the right movie theather that will be showing it /shrug
BALLS OF FURY !!~
http://movies.aol.com/movie/balls-of-fury/24183/trailer
Atm he is camping tickets for this movie till it comes out..btw i dont think he is even sure he is at the right movie theather that will be showing it /shrug
BALLS OF FURY !!~
http://movies.aol.com/movie/balls-of-fury/24183/trailer
In MY LAST POST by Homeslice:
Who is this [Mrsticks} ? seams to me its like he almost knows someone here...
Who is this [Mrsticks} ? seams to me its like he almost knows someone here...
In KRYPTONITE FOUND ! by Homeslice:
Not sure if this will effect are {SUPERJER} but ..who knows http://www.stuff.co.nz/4038107a1860.html
Not sure if this will effect are {SUPERJER} but ..who knows http://www.stuff.co.nz/4038107a1860.html
In SPICE GIRLS ! by Homeslice:
Yes its true..odds are superjer will not be around while there on tour..he will prob be at all there events..not to fear its only a 6 month tour http://news.google.com/news?q=spice+girl+reunion&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&um=1&sa=X&oi=news&ct=title
Yes its true..odds are superjer will not be around while there on tour..he will prob be at all there events..not to fear its only a 6 month tour http://news.google.com/news?q=spice+girl+reunion&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&um=1&sa=X&oi=news&ct=title
In Funny..Must be 18 or over to watch by Homeslice:
http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/videos/breast-examination.html
I got a good laugh out of this video,only 30 sec long at best..
http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/videos/breast-examination.html
I got a good laugh out of this video,only 30 sec long at best..
In Forum's kinda... dead. by Homeslice:
Im sure i can help out if you want...Ill try to post another logging storie..I know they were a HUGE hit on this site !
Im sure i can help out if you want...Ill try to post another logging storie..I know they were a HUGE hit on this site !
In Must be a BOOB fan to watch ! by Homeslice:
http://www.filecabi.net/video/gym-boob-prank.html
USSR is my guess...pretty stupid though O)
http://www.filecabi.net/video/gym-boob-prank.html
USSR is my guess...pretty stupid though O)
In Cliff jumper game by Homeslice:
My high score was 167 2nd try http://abum.com/show/39610/xtreme_cliff_diving.html
My high score was 167 2nd try http://abum.com/show/39610/xtreme_cliff_diving.html
In Im guessing that was 4 pizza's worth of bullets by Homeslice:
So was i right ? about 40 bucks down the shitter for .....um 12 sec ?
So was i right ? about 40 bucks down the shitter for .....um 12 sec ?
In Christmas is coming up you may know..... by Homeslice:
Dude at your age (IF) your family can afford it ..get one that will have value as you get older....pretty sure were talking 1500 or better..but when your 40 it could turn out to be a down on a house...just a thought..nm me <
Dude at your age (IF) your family can afford it ..get one that will have value as you get older....pretty sure were talking 1500 or better..but when your 40 it could turn out to be a down on a house...just a thought..nm me <
In Rectum stretcher by Homeslice:
Rectum Stretcher
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
Limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
On the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that classic
Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
" Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
Rectum stretcher do?"
" Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger. Then, I work my way
Up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand.
I work from side to side, until I can get both hands inside.
Then, I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
" And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
" You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Rectum Stretcher
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
Limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
On the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that classic
Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
" Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
Rectum stretcher do?"
" Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger. Then, I work my way
Up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand.
I work from side to side, until I can get both hands inside.
Then, I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
" And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
" You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
In mc diddys 3 by Homeslice:
Mcd3 has about 400 hours min left to do on it ..lets see and do the math..Superjer works a real job..takes up 8-10 hours a day..then comes home and cybors for like hours..then he gets hungry / heads off to his fav 1/2 star resturant..that takes like 2 hours there and back..then comes home has like 2-3 hours a free time..odds are yeah ..you guessed it ..more cyboring..so with that in mind prob 2 years from now is a safe guess..anyways..I could be way off..hell who knows
Mcd3 has about 400 hours min left to do on it ..lets see and do the math..Superjer works a real job..takes up 8-10 hours a day..then comes home and cybors for like hours..then he gets hungry / heads off to his fav 1/2 star resturant..that takes like 2 hours there and back..then comes home has like 2-3 hours a free time..odds are yeah ..you guessed it ..more cyboring..so with that in mind prob 2 years from now is a safe guess..anyways..I could be way off..hell who knows
In I love you guys by Homeslice:
There are superjer bed pans out there ..but i think there sold out ?..I might be wrong though...those would be kool to take to school !
There are superjer bed pans out there ..but i think there sold out ?..I might be wrong though...those would be kool to take to school !
In Gilligan Island by Homeslice:
Best Video EVER ! ( If you like Gilligan's island)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/259243/gilligans_island_fantasy/
Best Video EVER ! ( If you like Gilligan's island)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/259243/gilligans_island_fantasy/
In So I'm still trying to learn C++ classes... by Homeslice:
Listen to jer he has a pet shark ...he knows about animals
Listen to jer he has a pet shark ...he knows about animals
In C++ stuff. by Homeslice:
You should listen to superjer..he is a "SUB^Genius"..he told me so him self ..atm he is teaching me C++..but so far all i have learned is how to bring him coffee and not to talk....I sure hope this is a wax on wax off kinda deal and it picks up soon
You should listen to superjer..he is a "SUB^Genius"..he told me so him self ..atm he is teaching me C++..but so far all i have learned is how to bring him coffee and not to talk....I sure hope this is a wax on wax off kinda deal and it picks up soon
In Johnny Cash by Homeslice:
OMG jer and i got stuck watching that lame ass movie 2nite ..I pretty much blame him for it too...Im pretty much a HUGE fan of any real life/true storie but it stunk..was so bad I looked over at jer and he was flicking gum drops from his belly button at a target at the wall..at least he had something to do ..I was traped behing McErica and she would of started swinging if I moved...so anyways
OMG jer and i got stuck watching that lame ass movie 2nite ..I pretty much blame him for it too...Im pretty much a HUGE fan of any real life/true storie but it stunk..was so bad I looked over at jer and he was flicking gum drops from his belly button at a target at the wall..at least he had something to do ..I was traped behing McErica and she would of started swinging if I moved...so anyways
In This is one cool site! by Homeslice:
Wow I did not expect you to dog me just asked if you like them or not../shrug ..maybe you just did not understand my question..
Wow I did not expect you to dog me just asked if you like them or not../shrug ..maybe you just did not understand my question..
In So anyways IV "THE BIG FOOT STORIE" by Homeslice:
This was many years ago ...I was prob just a Fuck Tard like most of you at the time ..but the storie is TRUE..this happen in WA. state..for you NOOBs thats the top left state in the USA...anyways...A friend of mine had a some hunting dogs that tracked Black Bear ,Cougar, and Racoons...well lets get to the storie.."BTW there wont be a test on this"
It was mid week and we left town early ..like 7am ..we got out to the timber when the fog was still on the ground...we started to drive the timber line ..the Timber was to are right and the left of us it was logged ..there was a dirt bank that went up about 4-10 ft at anygive time on are right into the tree's...anyways we were doing like 5 mph / real slow to let the dogs do there thing and catch a scent..there were 3 dogs on the hood 1 in the cab and 4 in the back..we had a 30 ot 6 and a 30/30 rifle...anyways..about after 20 min the dogs picked up a scent...so we STOPED the truck and the dogs took off...we had the windows down so we could hear them once they went into the tree line ..we drove like 1/2 mile b4 they were off to our left ..we loaded the rifles and started to climb the dirt bank..by the time we got 15-20 Ft in the timber line the dogs were back....there hair was up and all cowering around my buddys leggs..I was like WTF lets go ..but since i was a NOOB and did not know what the dogs were doing i had no idea ..
Well the look in my buddy's face was enough..he was white / pale white..he said lets get the Fuck out of here now...NOW i was getting scared ..well we busted ass back to the truck loaded up and got going ..as we drove off my buddy told me there was NOTHING them dogs would run from ..Hell they would die fighting a bear..so Hence only ONE thing out there in them Hills that would freek out 9 dogs or so ..BIG FOOT ..PS. we never saw him / it ..but you do the math .....
This was many years ago ...I was prob just a Fuck Tard like most of you at the time ..but the storie is TRUE..this happen in WA. state..for you NOOBs thats the top left state in the USA...anyways...A friend of mine had a some hunting dogs that tracked Black Bear ,Cougar, and Racoons...well lets get to the storie.."BTW there wont be a test on this"
It was mid week and we left town early ..like 7am ..we got out to the timber when the fog was still on the ground...we started to drive the timber line ..the Timber was to are right and the left of us it was logged ..there was a dirt bank that went up about 4-10 ft at anygive time on are right into the tree's...anyways we were doing like 5 mph / real slow to let the dogs do there thing and catch a scent..there were 3 dogs on the hood 1 in the cab and 4 in the back..we had a 30 ot 6 and a 30/30 rifle...anyways..about after 20 min the dogs picked up a scent...so we STOPED the truck and the dogs took off...we had the windows down so we could hear them once they went into the tree line ..we drove like 1/2 mile b4 they were off to our left ..we loaded the rifles and started to climb the dirt bank..by the time we got 15-20 Ft in the timber line the dogs were back....there hair was up and all cowering around my buddys leggs..I was like WTF lets go ..but since i was a NOOB and did not know what the dogs were doing i had no idea ..
Well the look in my buddy's face was enough..he was white / pale white..he said lets get the Fuck out of here now...NOW i was getting scared ..well we busted ass back to the truck loaded up and got going ..as we drove off my buddy told me there was NOTHING them dogs would run from ..Hell they would die fighting a bear..so Hence only ONE thing out there in them Hills that would freek out 9 dogs or so ..BIG FOOT ..PS. we never saw him / it ..but you do the math .....
In THIS IS FOR YOU HOMSLICE. Funny Video! by Homeslice:
Thanks for the post little buddy ..you rock !
Thanks for the post little buddy ..you rock !
In I'M A NUBE! by Homeslice:
HI MkErica ! nice to have you ..If you would like to PM me please do so we can chat
HI MkErica ! nice to have you ..If you would like to PM me please do so we can chat
In Jer check your voice mail on your phone by Homeslice:
Well i just got home / just left Jer's house...He was not there ..I even looked under the bed..But i did use his PC to sign up for a contest to / hope to win a ride with Lance Armstrong..I did it at my house so i had to sign up on Jer's PC too..please dont tell him..cuz if i win aprize he wil want in on the ACTION ! ..so hush is the word
( go to www.trekbike.com to try your shot at winning 1 in 18 win and can play ever day the Tour is going on ..
Well i just got home / just left Jer's house...He was not there ..I even looked under the bed..But i did use his PC to sign up for a contest to / hope to win a ride with Lance Armstrong..I did it at my house so i had to sign up on Jer's PC too..please dont tell him..cuz if i win aprize he wil want in on the ACTION ! ..so hush is the word
( go to www.trekbike.com to try your shot at winning 1 in 18 win and can play ever day the Tour is going on ..
In Jer check your voice mail on your phone by Homeslice:
If you can call me do it when able..only 2 min call if that ...just need to fill u in on some shit
If you can call me do it when able..only 2 min call if that ...just need to fill u in on some shit
In I have declared WAR on my enemies!!! by Homeslice:
A real man does not hack shit ..he faces his foes and goes hand to hand..Once again i know im talking to mainly girly men here that just type..BUT for god sake man grow some balls and just confront them and Be a man..and kick some ass..you laddys just kill me with this hack shit ...what are you gonna do if the feds bust you for hacking..and you get some jail time...my advice is ..by the sound of you ..start streching that special spot ..or your really gonna wish you listen to {Homeslice}
A real man does not hack shit ..he faces his foes and goes hand to hand..Once again i know im talking to mainly girly men here that just type..BUT for god sake man grow some balls and just confront them and Be a man..and kick some ass..you laddys just kill me with this hack shit ...what are you gonna do if the feds bust you for hacking..and you get some jail time...my advice is ..by the sound of you ..start streching that special spot ..or your really gonna wish you listen to {Homeslice}
In So anyways III by Homeslice:
Now we find our Hero/me at work in the brush at about 10am or so.im working with 2 others setting chokes {thats wraping cables around cut tree's}...anyways I better go into that with more info for you "tards"..setting chokes is a very manly job..shit you would know nothing of...anyways...what happens is there is a GIANT tower / Crane look looking deal on the landing{ I covered landing in other stories..dont be a "Tard" and say whats a landing } anyways..On the tower is a ass load of cable that runs to the tail end/ tree line where tree's still are standing..OMG...the crane opp /guy..never seen a chic do it / told you its man work..anyways...the cable runs back and forth tower ..the tower dude sends the cables in slow or fast..more shit you know nothing of..BUT if you listen you will learn.."DONT make me go over this twice ! " anyways im in the brush with 2 others waiting on chokers/cables..the get lowered down to use and we wrap up the logs..Ok now it seams like your starting to understand this shit "Good"..anyway..been doing that stupid shit since 7am or so..Now my boss the hooktender{ thats what they call um} he starts doing these crazy "BEEP" on his talkie tooter..{thats a deal that does morse code like crap to tower guy} more shit that too deep to explain to you tards....anyways..we all stop and look back to see WTF is going on ..well i have too say i was the first to see a Large black ass/ black bear back there ..my boss / hooktender was trying to ride the rigging up in the air to get away from the bear..well once we fig out what the hell he was doing we all went to the landing and left his poor ass back there { much safer} anyways .he was stuck in the trees for about 25 min till the bear left..mean while our hero/me was on the landing have lunch watching all this develop from a safe spot{ that poor bastard}..well the bear finaly left and I had to go back to work ..total bummer dude ! thats surfer talk btw...anyways that wraps up 2days story..untill next time !
Now we find our Hero/me at work in the brush at about 10am or so.im working with 2 others setting chokes {thats wraping cables around cut tree's}...anyways I better go into that with more info for you "tards"..setting chokes is a very manly job..shit you would know nothing of...anyways...what happens is there is a GIANT tower / Crane look looking deal on the landing{ I covered landing in other stories..dont be a "Tard" and say whats a landing } anyways..On the tower is a ass load of cable that runs to the tail end/ tree line where tree's still are standing..OMG...the crane opp /guy..never seen a chic do it / told you its man work..anyways...the cable runs back and forth tower ..the tower dude sends the cables in slow or fast..more shit you know nothing of..BUT if you listen you will learn.."DONT make me go over this twice ! " anyways im in the brush with 2 others waiting on chokers/cables..the get lowered down to use and we wrap up the logs..Ok now it seams like your starting to understand this shit "Good"..anyway..been doing that stupid shit since 7am or so..Now my boss the hooktender{ thats what they call um} he starts doing these crazy "BEEP" on his talkie tooter..{thats a deal that does morse code like crap to tower guy} more shit that too deep to explain to you tards....anyways..we all stop and look back to see WTF is going on ..well i have too say i was the first to see a Large black ass/ black bear back there ..my boss / hooktender was trying to ride the rigging up in the air to get away from the bear..well once we fig out what the hell he was doing we all went to the landing and left his poor ass back there { much safer} anyways .he was stuck in the trees for about 25 min till the bear left..mean while our hero/me was on the landing have lunch watching all this develop from a safe spot{ that poor bastard}..well the bear finaly left and I had to go back to work ..total bummer dude ! thats surfer talk btw...anyways that wraps up 2days story..untill next time !
In McDiddy's Game power-ups by Homeslice:
Go with a logger theme chainsaws, axe , log trucks , hard hat , logs , and maybe a squirl ?
Go with a logger theme chainsaws, axe , log trucks , hard hat , logs , and maybe a squirl ?
In So anyways II by Homeslice:
So now we find are Hero / me up north at a camp called hobart bay{Alaska}..pretty much guys running from the law /child suport ect..and a few normals..anyways ...well it was summer time and the {BUGS} were out in force.Well we got to the job /landing " landing = were the fuck were working " thats logger talk / man shit ..anyways...So the Crumy /Truck that what we call the rig we drive around in for you tards that dont know...anyways..I looked out the window and sure as hell ..Yup..BUGS! ..I was not happy..why u ask ..well let me tell you why..thanks for asking..anyways..well they call these BUGS {No see um's} there a very small fly that lays eggs on your skin = itchy time ..anyways ...well you Hero/ me got out of the truck and went over the Hill ..and down to were the work is ...anyways ..about 2 hours into the morning the BUGS had my number ...I went to the tail end of the job and told the {Hooktender} / boss ..im fucking DONE ! ..he says come on son dont quit you can hang back here with me for a bit..I was like F that shit, they will be back 2morrow !..anyways...I went back up the hill to the landing..member landing = were the job starts...very good..anyways Now are Hero/ me was not really ready to drag up from this job..SO ! I got 2 cans of logging paint and went back over the hill again ..I found a large stump that was like 4 ft above ground and sat on it ....anyways ...the BUGS were still on me and were following me !..so I poped the lid on the can of paint and started to spray them down..1 dot of paint = death to a BUG !..so I sat and turned on that log hitting them from all sides with this {pink} logging paint..I killed 1000's that day and it made me feel GOOD !..anyways ...I did this on 2 diff stumps before I ran out of paint..the other can was yellow paint btw...anyways ...well yeah I went back to work and ended my day..SO now ..the next day we came back to the landing and the camp manager was there too../ he shows up all over from time too time..lucky me ...well he looks over the landing down at the work and see's two crop circles of paint and ask wtf did that ?..well now your Hero/ me was prob in deep shit right ? well to be onest I dont member wtf happened to me ..guessing not much..So anyways just a note to you BUGS out there ...dont get close to a man with a can of paint !
So now we find are Hero / me up north at a camp called hobart bay{Alaska}..pretty much guys running from the law /child suport ect..and a few normals..anyways ...well it was summer time and the {BUGS} were out in force.Well we got to the job /landing " landing = were the fuck were working " thats logger talk / man shit ..anyways...So the Crumy /Truck that what we call the rig we drive around in for you tards that dont know...anyways..I looked out the window and sure as hell ..Yup..BUGS! ..I was not happy..why u ask ..well let me tell you why..thanks for asking..anyways..well they call these BUGS {No see um's} there a very small fly that lays eggs on your skin = itchy time ..anyways ...well you Hero/ me got out of the truck and went over the Hill ..and down to were the work is ...anyways ..about 2 hours into the morning the BUGS had my number ...I went to the tail end of the job and told the {Hooktender} / boss ..im fucking DONE ! ..he says come on son dont quit you can hang back here with me for a bit..I was like F that shit, they will be back 2morrow !..anyways...I went back up the hill to the landing..member landing = were the job starts...very good..anyways Now are Hero/ me was not really ready to drag up from this job..SO ! I got 2 cans of logging paint and went back over the hill again ..I found a large stump that was like 4 ft above ground and sat on it ....anyways ...the BUGS were still on me and were following me !..so I poped the lid on the can of paint and started to spray them down..1 dot of paint = death to a BUG !..so I sat and turned on that log hitting them from all sides with this {pink} logging paint..I killed 1000's that day and it made me feel GOOD !..anyways ...I did this on 2 diff stumps before I ran out of paint..the other can was yellow paint btw...anyways ...well yeah I went back to work and ended my day..SO now ..the next day we came back to the landing and the camp manager was there too../ he shows up all over from time too time..lucky me ...well he looks over the landing down at the work and see's two crop circles of paint and ask wtf did that ?..well now your Hero/ me was prob in deep shit right ? well to be onest I dont member wtf happened to me ..guessing not much..So anyways just a note to you BUGS out there ...dont get close to a man with a can of paint !
In So anyways by Homeslice:
If you would like to hear another story please let me know..these are Great before bed time
If you would like to hear another story please let me know..these are Great before bed time
In So anyways by Homeslice:
So back in 86 I was up in {Alaska} working in this logging camp for an Indian tribe. Well I was pretty young at the time and it was all pretty new to me..well anyways ...I just got to my room in the bunk house and it was dinner time. So I wandered my way to the cook house / a double wide that was turned into a kitchen ..anyways ..I walked in, stood in line, got my food, = they feed you like a KING up there ..anyways..I finished my dinner { good times} ..SO ! I went up to turn my tray back in to the dish washer {DUDE} / Ugly chic with facial hair..anyways ... So now we find are { Hero} / me at the ice cream machine ...well im standing there makeing a ice cream cone and all of the sudden this this LARGE woman { DARTS} out from the "DARK" and grabs at my pants..lets back track some here SO to make this more clear about my jean's ..your Hero/ me was wearing levis that were pretty shredded ..Pretty much looked like a {Rock God} at the time ..I had this Major slit / cut in my jeans on my right leg ..yeah thats right ..!..so anyways back to my story..SO now with in a split second she grabs at my pants, grabs them with her left hand and holds on and runs back in the cook house ! Anyways ..so now your {Hero} / me was just standing there with a half built ice cream cone and no idea what just happened to him ...I went back to my bunk house and layed down pissed off as hell not knowing what happend to me and my fav pants..THE END
So back in 86 I was up in {Alaska} working in this logging camp for an Indian tribe. Well I was pretty young at the time and it was all pretty new to me..well anyways ...I just got to my room in the bunk house and it was dinner time. So I wandered my way to the cook house / a double wide that was turned into a kitchen ..anyways ..I walked in, stood in line, got my food, = they feed you like a KING up there ..anyways..I finished my dinner { good times} ..SO ! I went up to turn my tray back in to the dish washer {DUDE} / Ugly chic with facial hair..anyways ... So now we find are { Hero} / me at the ice cream machine ...well im standing there makeing a ice cream cone and all of the sudden this this LARGE woman { DARTS} out from the "DARK" and grabs at my pants..lets back track some here SO to make this more clear about my jean's ..your Hero/ me was wearing levis that were pretty shredded ..Pretty much looked like a {Rock God} at the time ..I had this Major slit / cut in my jeans on my right leg ..yeah thats right ..!..so anyways back to my story..SO now with in a split second she grabs at my pants, grabs them with her left hand and holds on and runs back in the cook house ! Anyways ..so now your {Hero} / me was just standing there with a half built ice cream cone and no idea what just happened to him ...I went back to my bunk house and layed down pissed off as hell not knowing what happend to me and my fav pants..THE END