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An enjoyable 39ish minutes
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I fail for having a girlfriend and an addiction to Magic, I miss you AJ < 3
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Yeah I thought I'd have found a place by now :/ and don't worry, she's really young, so that I can train her right.
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Fun for a time or two :D


http://erkie.github.com/

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I TOLD you I have to build a new desktop plus I have crappy webz at home plus I have a girl now so it'll happen, just not till december.
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I totally was :)
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Word ma brutha.
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Yeah what of it cloudy?
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That's my pheromones!!
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Lamers
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I like this for some reason.

http://www.google.com/tv/
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I can verify this has happened to me
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I did and do like it : )
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Question:

If you want to learn so much about programming, why not write some sort of useful program?

It seems possible that you would learn just as much writing something besides a hack
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I'd appreciate a NSFW before you post pics like that Rockbomb
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Iceworld is more fun than you AJ
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I swear, everytime something like this happens, all the rumor mills have the same thing you just said, "_____ Team could be making moves for "Bear" Johansson".

I honestly hope Johansson dies in a buggy crash so this will stop.
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To me, this seems more like a move designed to force some of the other teams hands during the off-season. While Earthquake definitely has an impact on the field still, his overall numbers have been declining. As I recall, the last time Red did something like this it was to hide a quiet little liquid acquistion of Jeremy "Hornswoggle" Gyrman. We'll see how it play out though.
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Kelli said:

Garyjer suddenly reappeared a week ago, but his pupils are shallow and reflective and he leaks motor oil on the furniture. We're not really sure how to react at this point.


Yay! I missed him!
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I meant better as in you guess and get guessed more, aka more gold medals <3
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Indeed, americans are the admins of the rest of the world
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4)You are better than him at Draw My Thing
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aaronjer said:
Can you play a politically incorrect, racially insensitive portrayal of a good-for-nothing Mexican? You don't have to speak much Spanish. Link does most of that.


I suppose... unless Garyjer suddenly returns, in which case I would bow to the superior talent for the role
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Just think of the "rest of the world" as the users, and "americans" as the admins. Just like here on sj.tubes/web, the admins are right.
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When are you going to make the live action version, and can I be the blue Wizzrobe?
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Yeahhh :(
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So should I guess you don't like princeton's online dictionary, or freedictionary.com then either? :P

Of course, wiki answers has the entry: "it is an body of land surrounded by water"... I suppose you could go with the awful grammar there if you like

But then "America" is still NOT surrounded by water, presuming you mean the United States of America.... maybe you meant North America? Okay that's fair, based on wiki answers definition North America is an island... we can stretch a bit. Just for you

However no stretching will make scotland a continent, it will always be an island :)

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hmm sounds like there's possibly a problem with the screen maintaing connection through the hinge... you might see if there's a "trick" to getting a connection, like a certain angle or applying some gentle pressure at a certain angle or near the hinge.

Long term I say call the manufacturer and see if it is still under warranty or how much a repair or new screen would cost. If it's out of warranty, you may try googling the model number and see if you can find out how to remove the screen/hinge and maybe see if there is something loose you can fix yourself
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Down Rodeo said:
Yes, but so is America; it's just bigger.


According to Merriam Webster's online dictionary it isn't

: a tract of land surrounded by water and smaller than a continent
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Does it come back "on" sometimes if you tilt the screen?
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The song was decent, but I felt the video gave the song more impact than it actually had...

Yeah I listened again without watching, decent song. They had a nice editing going though, not easy to time with music well.
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Scotland is an island
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I thought them responding proved they were his otherwives...
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My apologies
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Yeah, I always thought of you more as a sleep cycle kinda guy instead of a schedule
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But that is sraw's JOB
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I'm jealous of his alternate accounts colour
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Just change your sleep schedule
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sprinkles said:
Why would you use IE? My mom uses IE, and complains all the time saying "the internet is broken." I'm like "No mom you're using IE, try using a web browser."



Because chrome had issues with facebook chat for me, and there isn't the chrome plugin for firefox like there is IE. IE runs faster with the chrome plugin, and I don't have any issues with what I do. I realize this is the internet and it's almost a law that you have to blindly hold something up as being the best of its type while bashing anything different... but still... fuck off :)
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*chortle
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We have fg here?
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It's not bad, but for me it had issues loading fb chat, so I switched back to IE and loaded up the chrome plugin for it. So far seems pretty good.
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I was drunk, when I posted last which explains the cyberman vibe.

I can't seem to find you on my offline or online list so probably I just fail.
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BECAUSE THEN I WOULDN'T REMEMBER HIM BECAUSE HE WAS DELETED.

GOD IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND ASSVAG.
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Yes you can, I just can't remember anyone to provide examples about because I deleted them :/
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Lowering your standards IS the key to happiness. Don't let the salesmen convince you otherwise.
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For some reason I haven't seen you on in a quite a while DR... maybe you blocked me or I deleted you :S
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IF you see me on, I'd play DR :)

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tanX!
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I wanna play more drew your thing two!
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I would still like this done and have never got an official unofficial response.
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Yes, I doubt DR would actually write "aN ferrari"
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Nature's so cool, NatureJay also
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I knew we'd play a fun game at the LAN!
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Or Garyjer being Cornjer
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I AM sorry the metaphor eludes you sir.
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When I was a freshman in christian High School circa 1996, this was quite the popular tune.

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I have it for pc and am really enjoying the multiplayer. Especially Hardcore search and destroy.
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Lol I remember Skillet's first album from back when I was in High School. It was much better than those two songs havokk posted :/

Also, when they debuted, they were a christian band.... their newer stuff definitely doesn't seem to be that way.
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You are mean on vent :(
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I wasn't counting kick as a special attack D: you silly rump roast.
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The special moves in JO aren't overpowered, they're just powerful. I can beat mikejer and aaronjer about half the time and I don't use them :)
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20 years from now I find out I was adopted and send a thought transference back to myself at age 16 telling me to use my "real" name Jake as my online alias to save time in the future where everything is computerized and you go by your real name online.
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Lolz.

Did we play outcast @ last lan? I remember wanting to...

Ooo you know what would be fun, a game like l4d2 with combat like jedi outcast. How cool would it be if you could throw a lightsaber at a tank's leg, slicing it off while your teammates combine force pushes to knock a train car on top of it?
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yeah havokk I've gotten farther and am know enjoying it quite a lot, think I conviced AJ to dl it and plays with me(PC though)
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<3 eDan :D
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I tried out borderlands some last night, it's kinda fun but hasn't really caught me up in it. So far the combat system seems to work quite well though.
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Omg! I'm so happy, I used to play this all the time @ school lol
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Edan was the one who gave out points :( I miss him
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Possibly because it is not possible to Inspire a nonexistent quality, but I think it's only like 50 Action points to add Competence.

Other than that do the usual, check your pronunciation and material component guide, and switch keys when you play the accompaniment tune.
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It's safer to use forgetful Bard to his face though.
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You could always put it on my wall again :)
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Because I KNOW you... and that's also everyone's favorite song :)
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It made me laugh so hard I almost cried.

No you don't get to see it, it's inappropriate to the extreme.

This is just to thank him.

Thanks AJ!

<3<3<3<3
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Sometime I'll have to Karaoke "Can you feel the love tonight" with you supey
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You should hear him talk to himself! >.<
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I laughed at his cameo in Sin City
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"When this is all over, you're gonna take off that uniform...aintcha?"

"That just don't sit with me."
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Iron Maiden, so hot right now.
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I just noticed I misspelled "having".... I hate myself.
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It would please me greatly if the you set the login page to autofocus on the text box where you input your username. I don't like having to tab several times or move the mouse and click.

Thank you.
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It certainly looks amazingly awesome :D
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Snap to Carson then!
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Touchjar.com
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aaronjer said:
And you all thought that Carson was a jerk. He's my bestest internet friend!


Oh...
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See! Dreams DO come true! TAKE THAT NEZUMI
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CarsonDaly said:
i REALLY like airplanes.


when are you going to learn to fly one and be my personal pilot?
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Super Classy *wink*
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Your chain is always two links full.
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lol
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Yay it's Carson Daly!
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4th try doh
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How 'bout you just ban the people you don't like. Even if it's me, I'd make the sacrifice to ensure you remain here.
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Totally
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Havokk Edge said:
Down Rodeo said:
Awesome! Where do you source it? I find that amazon's stocks have become of worse and worse quality of late. And the return policy is awful.

Well my gf gets it and doesnt mind sharing. Im not sure were Jrkookid gets it but i dont care...because its just so awesome.


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aaronjer said:
You must be referring to the clone uprising Mr. Ribbon caused at the thresher manufacturing plant back in '03. Those were clones made to LOOK like escaped prisoners just to keep the heat off of Mr. Ribbon himself. I'm talking about the Cyborgs that Mr. Ribbon has been creating since the clone recall two years ago.


Calling those things Cyborgs is definitely looking at the glass half full.

Yes I am referring to '03 and I want to know if any new legislation went through. I'd look it up myself but I REALLY don't want to go wading through all the pointless bylaws pushed through in the last year let alone since then.
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Thanks for the copy-paste from your grade school history book.
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aaronjer said:
Riker's? That can't be good. You know about Mr. Ribbon's past reprogramming and cyberization of life sentence and death-row inmates, don't you? It's not even a question of whether or not you have sleeper agents in your midst, it's a question of how many there are! With Mr. Ribbon's tenacity in such endeavors I am guessing they are legion.


Are the clones still quasi-legal? Or did they finally iron out the loopholes from the Cloning Accords put into effect post Herzogivina?
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Oh man, the 90's were definitely a heyday for ESAF's.
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Well apparently this is Bleaver http://bleaver.com

So I guess we are killing anyone who is not him?
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Darkness doesn't have to conform to your views on heirarchies.
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NatureJay said:

* It has tried twice now, once in the Balkans and once east of the Caspian Sea, and we've seen how THAT worked out


I still think Pstopia was a good name for the country. Everyone just needs to get their damn minds out of the gutter.
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Dude, just show up late. By then security is always drunk... a wink and a blowjob and you're in like Aaronjer.
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Lol damn, very smooth.
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Hehe I figured you'd like it DR <3
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What the hell is the point of Runescape...
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Apologies if you've already seen it, it's been on youtube for 2 years but I just saw it myself.

Anyways, it's an interesting look at the song "Lateralus" by Tool and how it is directly related to the Fibonacci Sequence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS7CZIJVxFY

Hope you enjoy.
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That is the worst sketch I've ever seen.
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Kind of like the switch located below your earlobe?
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Where's my sketch :(
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What DOES a hacker look like?? Perhaps you could submit a generalized sketch Aaron?
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Yeah, good try man. Really.
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I get kicked from CS 1.6 servers for spamming people through walls and getting 60% headshot ratios :/
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superjer said:
That is a good answer but it doesn't do exactly the same thing as the original program.


You should be more like the dick judge on American Idol, i.e.:

Your code is sloppy and lacks resonance Down Rodeo, I find myself wondering why I'm reading it at all. Although I was intrigued by it's apparently sassy attitude, it turned out to flat and pretentious. Oh and by the way, IT'S BLATANTLY WRONG AND DOES NOT DO THE EXACT SAME THING YOU PANDY FACKLER. Don't worry though, I'm sure you will find a programming job someday... say 1971..ish.
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Shouldn't you really have a seperate account if you are going to post "in character"?
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It's a stone that you sometimes find hidden in the walls littered around the outdoor areas of the first act. It's a reference to some famous wall in real world Jordan.
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Enjay won't be there?!?!?! Now I'm sad.
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You can die in dreams if you're ALREADY DEAD.
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Wow, I may reinstall D2 just to hang out with DR and MDV!
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Wha-Bu-I didn-That doesn't-how can-I mean.........fuck
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That was the year I graduated!
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Or against us? >:)
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jrkookid said:
I agree its clever and stupid and pointless but did you have to include Jesus?


He's sort of in charge... it was more him including me.
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Well you see we all took a good look at your post kaykid, and then we sat down and discussed it for a while. After about 5 minutes we voted and it came back unanimous: Your idea was clever but ultimately stupid and pointless..... Sephiroth, Jesus and Ichigo voted too.
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moojuicemajik said:

how do i post a ss


Walked into that one AJ
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Havokk Edge said:
You got a good point there kockkid...


He REALLY doesn't
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I solo'd my last sorc I played up to the CS on Hell difficulty and was lvl 86. I went strictly Blizzard w/ synergies and it worked quite well. I did realize however that I should have modified my build to take lightning, simply to kill cold immunes. One neat trick I did figure out was when I found a wand that had charges of enchant on it. I would cast that on my merc and then he could usually kill most of the cold immunes. I did have pretty good gear for him and myself. But I found 80% of it myself doing council/meph runs, which were also where i got my experience for lvls 80ish to 86. I'm not really sure if you can do runs in a single player game... but i guess you could always just make it a local multiplayer character.
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Not in Floridaexclamation
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If you know so much, how come your char is only lvl 92 aaronquestionmark I never had a problem getting my chars to 99 when I playedperiod
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Yay I can do it tooexclamation
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<3 Edanexclamation exclamation exclamation
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I like the Daquari Ice flavor of sherbet personallyperiod
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I always thought it was kooked and he just misspelled itperiod
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Uhcomma so was Iperiod
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Guess we should all try and do our partperiod
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I still prefer him over jr
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Ohhhhh well okay :D

I love reading them, but I always get depressed at the ending :(
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You should post when you are done with the Book, Sage de Brush. Then I can safely talk with DR and you without spoiling anything :)
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Guess not :/
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the_cloud_system said:
and thats all i have to say


Promise?
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I would guess a super secret location somewhere around Issaquah in a northwestern state... or Mercury.
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Srsly.
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Oh :(
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But if you HAD, wouldn't that mean you were molkman? Seeing as how he DID think about it.
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uRrite!
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Srsly.
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I hear you can also be labeled pointless for deserving it as well :)
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Problems there are none DR! hi10!*sslapp*
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Shhh!!! Keep it Sekrit! KEEP IT SAFE!
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Why are YOU in the programming help section?!
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aaronjer said:
Srsly? Try the Leaky Dinghy, they're always on the ball, amirite?


Yeah I hear that guy Dirk may know something...
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/lfh

Srsly. Lol.
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Anything posted by cloud system >.<
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aaronjer said:
DDO already shoved them out the door, just nobody noticed it.


Srsly, uRrite.
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You are just upset that your assumption that dota wasn't popular here was wrong.
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I tried to be clever once. I wanted to start a trend of new internet acronyms to represent common string of OTHER internet acronyms, for example: lwn would stand for lol wtf n00b and owh would be omg wtf hax. I was hoping to make internet lingo even more confusing and inacessible to people who weren't online/involved in the world wide web. Sadly it didn't catch on, probably because it wasn't that cool :/
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I have been playing dota for around 4 years now. It is actually pretty popular in the US, a majority of the custom maps games on both US east and US west are Dota games. Also, the clan that really started the map and made it popular is from US east.
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Paradoxes exist!
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I disagree.
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Of course not!
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Don't tell him fedex, it'll be funnier this way :D
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<3
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There was a bit where I kept two tabs open, one for the main forams page to see new posts, and the other for Bigger chat. But then I got lazy again and only use the main page.
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Sorry I guess I was not specific enough. What are the requirements to be considered "active"?
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My apologies Mello.

I meant RJ.
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What is your definition of "active in the main forums"?
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I dunno, I think that idea could end up being a little juvenile AJ. It's a start though.
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A boldly manipulative statement, I approve.
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Nose Bleed: 57y6

57 Yahoos 6?!?!
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Actually it was more that their walk inspired that song in my head.
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"We're comin to kill yah, comin to kill yah, comin to kill yah."
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I know, imagine if he was around as much as you for games and such. What a wonderful world 'twould be!
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I can.
It says, "Welcome back Hazel eyes".
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im outa this shit... Here we go restarting it again with a new Edan Reset Inhibitor. Wich he uses to stop, drop
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I was actually thinking of "Don't bitch, you told Edan", but whatever.

Yes, this whole thread is one big fail. It's so awesome, I say sarcastically. The 3-word story has started again and no-one cares. Except Monterey, who lives near Jack the Ripper. Ultra-Perseus said that I have a large library and winked.
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I was actually thinking of "Don't bitch, you told Edan", but whatever.

Yes, this whole thread is one big fail. It's so awesome, I say sarcastically. The 3-word story has started again and no-one cares. Except Monterey, who lives near Jack
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns.
Meanwhile the hobo was going to the FTWOMG Jake?! posted something that really amazed me because Jake?! is fingerless.
So now we have abused many, including superjer and his golden manbabies. Using his mandible, the leftmost manbaby accidentally performed surgery inside of something the rightmost manbaby will invent in the near future. This grotesque approximation gives the implication that should one person ever go to the toilet without proper precautions he would find a secret passage to the underworld.
The Manbabies' hubris exceeded their Pulchritude! So they went willingly into the pit with a knife and sword but were slain. So they died.

Jump up and claim their belongings, jump up and claim someone's belongings. Now jump down and try to claim someone's belongings. aaaaand work it!

*jam to beat*

(Background singers)"OOOOOooooOOOOOO
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns.
Meanwhile the hobo was going to the FTWOMG Jake?! posted something that really amazed me because Jake?! is fingerless.
So now we have abused many, including superjer and his golden manbabies. Using his mandible, the leftmost manbaby accidentally performed surgery inside of something the rightmost manbaby will invent in the near future. This grotesque approximation gives the implication that should one person ever go to the toilet without proper precautions he would find a secret passage to the underworld.
The Manbabies' hubris exceeded their Pulchritude! So they went willingly into the pit with a knife and sword but were slain. So they died.

Jump up and claim their belongings, jump up and claim someone's belongings. Now jump down and try to claim someone's belongings. aaaaand work it!

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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns.
Meanwhile the hobo was going to the FTWOMG Jake?! posted something that really amazed me because Jake?! is fingerless.
So now we have abused many, including superjer and his golden manbabies. Using his mandible, the leftmost manbaby accidentally performed surgery inside of something the rightmost manbaby will invent in the near future. This grotesque approximation gives the implication that should one person ever go to the toilet without proper precautions he would find a secret passage to the underworld.
The Manbabies' hubris exceeded their Pulchritude! So they went willingly into the pit with a knife and sword but were slain. So they died.

Jump up and claim their belongings, jump up and claim someone's belongings. Now jump down
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns.
Meanwhile the hobo was going to the FTWOMG Jake?! posted something that really amazed me because Jake?! is fingerless.
So now we have abused many, including superjer and his golden manbabies. Using his mandible, the leftmost manbaby accidentally performed surgery inside of something the rightmost manbaby will invent in the near future. This grotesque approximation gives the implication that should one person ever go to the toilet without proper precautions he would find a secret passage to the underworld.
The Manbabies' hubris exceeded their Pulchritude! So they went willingly into the pit with a knife and sword but were slain. So they died.

Jump up and claim their belongings, jump up and
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns.
Meanwhile the hobo was going to the FTWOMG Jake?! posted something that really amazed me because Jake?! is fingerless.
So now we have abused many, including superjer and his golden manbabies. Using his mandible, the leftmost manbaby accidentally performed surgery inside of something the rightmost manbaby will invent in the near future. This grotesque approximation gives the implication that should one person ever go to the toilet without proper precautions he would find a secret passage to the underworld.
The Manbabies' hubris exceeded their Pulchritude! So they went willingly into the pit with a knife and sword but were slain. So they died.

Jump up and
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns.
Meanwhile the hobo was going to the FTWOMG Jake?! posted something that really amazed me because Jake?! is fingerless.
So now we have abused many, including superjer and his golden manbabies. Using his mandible, the leftmost manbaby accidentally performed surgery inside of something the rightmost manbaby will invent in the near future. This grotesque approximation gives the implication that should one person ever go to the toilet without proper precautions he would find a secret passage to the underworld.
The Manbabies' hubris exceeded their Pulchritude!
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns.
Meanwhile the hobo was going to the FTWOMG Jake?! posted something that really amazed me because Jake?! is fingerless.
So now we have abused many, including superjer and his golden manbabies. Using his mandible, the leftmost manbaby accidentally performed surgery inside of something the rightmost manbaby will invent in
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns. Meanwhile
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