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buq25 said:

fedex _ said:

i dont know about this movie , never heard of it

They make companies loose money.
And who edited in the "I'm an idiot!" into my post?
I think it's... AARONJER! But then, if I think it is, it never is as I think it is, which brings it to no be as I would think it is as it is not as it is?

It's probably mother fucking shitface noob asshole bitch gay aaronjer, since he's the only admin who actually posts.

aaronjer said:

It's not like I have to nothing to do all day! God damn it.

In Chrome sucks! by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

Jake?! said:

It's not bad, but for me it had issues loading fb chat, so I switched back to IE and loaded up the chrome plugin for it. So far seems pretty good.

Why would you use IE? My mom uses IE, and complains all the time saying "the internet is broken." I'm like "No mom you're using IE, try using a web browser."

My mom can't even use the internet :)

In Anyone know why yahoo mail is so slow? by SRAW:

And I just went around looking for my old ethernet cable... and now the internet is back to full speed!

In Anyone know why yahoo mail is so slow? by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

1.stop looking at porn
2. the internet doesn't support trolls
3. your magazine "gay weekly" doesn't want you
4. yahoo is just slow all around
5. your mother will not send in a email

I can't say I didn't expect you not to make a stupid reply like that.

In Anyone know why yahoo mail is so slow? by SRAW:

I need to send some emails, I press send, then suddenly it won't go to a new screen, and just stays there and never sends...

In trigger_hurt help by SRAW:

You can't make trigger_hurt move with a func_train, so you have to do what fedex said.

In how do i create a turret by SRAW:

http://twhl.co.za/tutorial.php?id=36
and
http://twhl.co.za/tutorial.php?id=16

In Stereoscopic images by SRAW:

I can't get it to work also for me

, but that's probably because I just woke up

In How to create game_player_equip for giving GUNS at the start by SRAW:

HoV Black said:

you need 3 entitys

game_player_equip
player_weapon_strip
multi_manager

names might be off a little

name the equip "equip" and the strip "strip"

the properties for the equip and strip are self explanatory and simple

in the multi_manager use smart edit and type strip then value "0.1" then add another and do equip 0.2

kinda of hard to understand but :P i told everything that needs to be told

game_player_equip automatically strips the guns I think

In Looking at new guitar by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

SRAW I feel slightly sorry for you because you are pretty young but... just let it go, man.

How do I let it go?

In Chrome sucks! by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

Look, I'm not going to go on and rant about how Chrome is the fastest web browser out there. But, it is. I have noticed however, that if you cache builds up it will increase load times (typically of JavaScript items).

But, in your case, Chrome is slow because its telling you to get the fuck off the internet. Chrome disapproves of you trolling forums, and acting like a retard.

Snuff said.

Pretty fail on your part sprinkles

In Looking at new guitar by SRAW:

and dota 6.68 is out!

In Looking at new guitar by SRAW:

RB is fail anyway. And I am trolling... in a way, it's just a more sophisticated method of trolling that I'm using, and that method is posting something confusing then calling the person who failed to understand it a noob and proclaim myself the greatest troll ever [/give me a medal aaronjer you fucker]

In Looking at new guitar by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

I... don't have any idea what that means.

You have been successfully trolled! That's all

In Looking at new guitar by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

Okay, you're just being unrealistic. SRAW has WAAAAY better English than Cloud.

I doubt he got a 63 for english

In Chrome sucks! by SRAW:

I decided to try it out, and the smileys on the right hand side take forever to load, while firefox loads this page instantly, pretty fail for chrome, it cant even load yahoo properly

In Looking at new guitar by SRAW:

So havokk is admitting he gets offended by me saying n00b?
I guess I'm a successful troll

In Decoy is Hot! by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

SRAW said:

WOW! Sprinkles must have smoked bananas or something

STFU, bitch. Bitch.

My suspicions have been confirmed.

In Looking at new guitar by SRAW:

I suggest you get one of those guitar hero controllers.

But on a more serious note, why the hell would you play guitar hero? They have drums which are acceptable since they're realistic, but playing guitar on guitar hero is plain n00bish

In .gif by SRAW:

Sorry, but fucking google is the way to go

In Decoy is Hot! by SRAW:

WOW! Sprinkles must have smoked bananas or something

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

So uh... can I go back to not being "rocket man"? It feels bad to be SRAW, even for just a day.

To quote aaronjer

aaronjer said:

Trying to copy SRAW is a VERY worthy pursuit.

In Looking at new guitar by SRAW:

I got a cheap cort and a cheap amplifier for rm500, which is about $150, so I'm asking for $200, but you get the amplifier man!

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

And back on topic, it looks like the tread is about 11 pages long, didn't read through the whole thing, but it looks soupboi is defending the hacker

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

Jet Monkey Duo said:

I don't know where you get off berating SDAW, Rockbomb, when you've blatantly ripped off his signature.

Wow jmd defending me after I blatantly ripped off your avatar, and lost 8021 points due to that

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

He's still the man, man.

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

and straw you kinda ruined it cause he is so post to be hiding.

wtf did you just say?I mean your grammar is terrible...

In Portal File Missing Error by SRAW:

Post your batch file contents

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

Yep, but I didn't copy your rockbomb gif, just the old picture that was plane, so thats not much man

In PLEASE HELP ME !!!! by SRAW:

You go to hammer then check for problems, and delete the errors..

In Portal File Missing Error by SRAW:

Your not running hlbsp

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

SRAW said:

I did it!

faggot

Edit: Even after I offered to make you one, you spend extra effort to RE-copy mine... thats pretty fucked up.

I didn't copy yours, I used my old one that didn't move then made it a gif

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

I did it!

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

You don't have to man, I'm making one myself :O

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

Hmm, you've been on this forum long enough to know that I'm really bad at this stuff, so I'll use "Chris Hansen", of course no hard feelings rockbomb

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

Nice one rockbomb, thus I'm gonna steal it.
And it's not my fault I messed up the mcdiddy's dude, it's just something with this forum that resizes them or something

In Alien Swarm by SRAW:

Why don't you delete aaronjer then use that as an example?

In Dream Time by SRAW:

I have a dream, that one day my little black niglets will...
-Martin Luther King 12xx, when breaking away from the pope

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

:( for some reason if you make your pic too big it will resize :(

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

Haha wait, I'm currently working on one with superjer

In Dream Time by SRAW:

I still dont know what this tread is about

In Sorry, but its Epic! by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

I know its against the laws of this forum to posts things from other forums

Actually it isn't, in fact, we encourage people doing that, but aaronjer just has a tendency to "accidently" ban people who do that... quite strange.

sprinkles said:

I have a rock solid demo of him

EDIT: NEVERMIND

In Metallica is $13.37? by SRAW:

I only noticed it was your sig when you posted that :O

In Metallica is $13.37? by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

Anyone notice that dude coming out at the right of Rockbomb's post?

Edit: Holy shit it's his signature... why didn't we think of that before?

In lols! by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

GnR sucks, And incase anyone is wondering why the 5th fret for all the strings on the guitar equal the next string, except the g and b strings, it's because gb is george bush! Conspiracy?

In Brush properties by SRAW:

What are functions that break? And strangely enough this forum hasn't had any new posts or questions for a week... strange

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

SolidKAYOS said:

Whats with the lol'ng anyways?

I'm not sure, but usually when someone is raging they usually end up putting tons of LOL's and wakakakaka's

In Metallica is $13.37? by SRAW:

It's obviously one of these crazy scottish slang words

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

At least I was right when I said it was an older member, but the only person who would do such a thing to us is EDAN

In Metallica is $13.37? by SRAW:

molkman said:

Lars Ulrich is the biggest douche in the world.

Let shitty drummers be shitty drummers

Down Rodeo said:

I have Kill 'em All. It's pretty decent, but some of it's pretty gash. My flatmate's picked up two of their albums recently.

Your flatmate has good taste (unless he picked up the black album since enter sandman is really annoying)

In Metallica is $13.37? by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

Metallica is the best mother fucking shitface noob asshole bitch AaronJer? There is more than one AaronJer? I am most displeased.

Infact there are 20, you and Metallica is the best mother fucking shitface noob asshole bitch AaronJer

In I broke it :S by SRAW:

What's aog? Is it some counter strike server?

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

SolidKAYOS said:

SRAW said:

don't make me resort to raging on this forum.

I've tried that. It dont work.

Remember when you used to create tons of new accounts on this forum then trick people into believing it was us? Until edan did some ip check thing, then people stopped believing in your intergrity, thus I won't listen to you and rage.

YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLES I BET YOU SUCK COCK EVERYDAY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLL NOOBS ASSHOLE BITCHES FUCKERS DICKHEADS

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

GIRLS!! and don't make me resort to raging on this forum.

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

I don't like dicks, and I don't know where you guys got that from, I like pussies guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO GET THAT FACT STRAIGHT

In Brush properties by SRAW:

Yes I never understood why it was called func_breakable

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

So you guys have a problem with homosexuality?

Yes we do.

In Window startup error by SRAW:

Adding to my chain of computer errors, whenever I startup windows, sometimes a messagebox will appear saying "lsass.exe has failed to initalize (0xc0000142). Press ok to close the application)
Then after that I'm left with a black screen and a movable mouse cursor.
However, it seems that sometimes that won't happen and windows will boot properly. So I installed sp3 to see if that will help, and it doesn't, and I checked all over the internet and they said stupid stuff like do window repair or whatever.
So I don't want to reinstall windows, so what can I do?

In 1337th post! by SRAW:

I blame the instant noodles

In TRADE WITH ME PLEASE by SRAW:

I'm willing to trade a bf1942(only game I actually have a legit key) legit cd key (banned on moongamers for calling the admin a fucker) for anything

In 1337th post! by SRAW:

I own

In weapons by SRAW:

Since he's too lazy to, use a armoury_entitiy

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

feeding_on_pain said:

cigar.
My cheney's much bigger than yours!

Dead giveaway... obviously cloud.

My cheney's much bigger than yours is a reference to the soad song cigaro, since for some reason I made a soad reference in the chat

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

Who's this guy called straw? And it isn't me, just ask someone like superjer or aaronjer to compare our locations...

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

True... but nobody would simply register here just to see what our reactions are, you obviously must be an older member here.

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

AHA! I just trapped you into admitting that you are an older member.
At this rate I can only think that you're down rodeo cause he likes soad.

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

You don't have to be random to find this place, cause most people probably found this site from mcdiddy's cartoons or hammer mapping.

But since you're not spamming golf sites I think that you're probably aaronjer doing this to fuck with our minds :S

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

So are you a random dude or one of the older users?

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

Then why are you doing this?

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

So your a person payed to act like a bot? Pretty fail man

In Glass by SRAW:

In case he can't see it
Make the thing you want to be glass a func_wall
Set the rendermode to texture
set the renderfx to a number lower than 255 to be transparent (recommend about 75)

In Warning: Lots of dicks! by SRAW:

fucking shit bot

In I have no name ): by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

It'd be pretty funny if the chat replaced all 'e's with '3's. THat sort of thing.

SRAW, I was beginning to tolerate your presence on this truck depot. But you're just a giant bellend.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3289342&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Will that fix it for you? It's really awesome

In Metallica is $13.37? by SRAW:

Metallica is the best mother fucking shitface noob asshole bitch gay aaronjer

In superjer.net got taken over? by SRAW:

Nice work superjer!

In Best Super Nintendo games? by sraw_:

WTF I'm pink

In Best Super Nintendo games? by sraw_:

Kelli said:

So, I had a whole list of recommendations...but they're all RPGs.

Kirby Super Star is pretty entertaining, as 2D Kirby games tend to be.

Shut up aaronjer

In too many errors by SRAW:

Use Map->Check For Problems... and fix the errors

In De-compilation problem by SRAW:

That was one of the most confusing posts I ever seen! Great job!

In ok i have a personal request by SRAW:

Yesterday I dreamed that I dreaming... pretty awesome.
Drawing naked girls... does drawing stick figures with boobs and hair count as naked?

In Is this a virus?? by SRAW:

I actually made a little macro/program that shuts down that process and it scans the computer every 2 seconds so it hardly uses any cpu

And I don't think its spyware, cause I used this antispyware software called xsoftse and it removed 8 of them

In I have no name ): by SRAW:

Still not a funny joke... pretty fail on dr's part

In Is this a virus?? by SRAW:

For some reason this process IEXPLORE.EXE always pops up as a system process, and when I downloaded process manager, it says svchost.exe is like a parent of it or something...
And strangely enough I used this program to find the path of iexplore.exe it keeps on returning -1...
And I never use internet explorer..

In Best Super Nintendo games? by SRAW:

because it's mildly disturbing.

AND YES I'm allowed to triple post

In Best Super Nintendo games? by SRAW:

and when are you going to change your avatar buq25

In Best Super Nintendo games? by SRAW:

All of those games suck, except for legend of zelda (it was on the snes right?) and excite bike!

In Kinda made a new video by SRAW:

hey shigidy are you cheating us with www.videocopilot.net?

In I have no name ): by SRAW:

Ever since dr proclaimed they do

In I have no name ): by SRAW:

y3s 1 4m a 1337 h4x0rz, and today is officially 1337sp34k day! (atleast for this site)

In Check out the BUSCAT, how awesome is THAT!? by SRAW:

So anyone has any idea how a marvel of an animal with a hollow mid-section like that could form?

In I have no name ): by SRAW:

Notice the smiley on my I have no name is facing the wrong way. n00bs

In TRADE WITH ME PLEASE by SRAW:

Long time users... that would mean sj, aj, molkman and that other dude I cant remember... that's not much man

In Metallica is $13.37? by SRAW:

molkman said:

Metallica rocksperiod

In Metallica is $13.37? by SRAW:

Looking for metallica songs on the interwebs, I found this..

In I have no name ): by SRAW:

Why is my avatar so big?

In Dream Time by SRAW:

subadar.. never fails to astound us with his non-retardedness

In ok i have a personal request by SRAW:

Look havokk, he never lost the pass, he was just trolling on dr, weren't you jigsaw? [/threatening tone]

In ok i have a personal request by SRAW:

Wow DR just got trolled again! Good job Jigsaw!

In Logging in by SRAW:

Thank you SuperJer the fucking asshole

In Check out the BUSCAT, how awesome is THAT!? by SRAW:

Hey molkman who the dude in your signature?

In Wont let me set up by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

obiiob said:

And sprinkles why do you always have to be a bitch? this forum is for people with QUESTIONS not where you can bitch at the people who dont know much about technology you asshole.

BURN

Sprinkles is totally a bitch, he's left us for another forum, but still comes crawling back here. I CAN'T LOVE YOU LIKE I USED TO SPRINKLES

WHAT??? YOU WERE HAVING A GAY RELATIONSHIP BEHIND MY BACK?

And obiiob, if you still cant find your fgd file, try right clicking on the hammer shortcut and choosing properties then go to find target

In hlvis: Error: Portal file 'test.prt' error by SRAW:

See his second pic, test.map is only 0kb, which means that your map is empty, so try exporting it from rmf again

In system_cloud_the by SRAW:

Wait ... the_cloud_system is system_cloud_the ??

In I removed a virus without using a antivirus!! by SRAW:

Wtf is bui kawicha

In hlvis: Error: Portal file 'test.prt' error by SRAW:

Mind posting a screenie of your map in hammmer? And the error is because hlbsp doesn't produce the test.prt
and why is only zhlt.wad included when you put -nowadtextures? Check your textures ...

In Wont let me set up by SRAW:

obiiob said:

Hey guys i ran into another problem when it tells me
"7) Now click the Add button on the big Configure window
8) Add the file called "halflife-cs.fgd""
i went to my program files and searched everywhere but i just cant seem to find the valve hammer file :/

sprinkles said:

You're a fucking idiot if you can't solve this yourself.

In AlocBlock:full by SRAW:

Obviously the creator of this tread lies about his problem of alocblock:full

In I removed a virus without using a antivirus!! by SRAW:

It's not like I made up my whole story just to troll on dr

In Facepalm button? by SRAW:

You can't make it out cause your too awesome for us

In SUBADAR FORA?? by SRAW:

Holy crap I ran across superjamz fora also

In SUBADAR FORA?? by SRAW:

This is what I mean sj...

In SUBADAR FORA?? by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

You didn't even come CLOSE to finding it first...

You didn't post it

In SUBADAR FORA?? by SRAW:

If it's an easter egg and I found it first I demand points or a medal

In I removed a virus without using a antivirus!! by SRAW:

superjer said:

I noticed I had the same problem on all my computers!

So I did the same things you said and not only did it fix the computers' problems but cookies and sherbet came out!

So I got my computers all clean and a fantastic dessert!

Cookies ??

None came out for me :(

In I removed a virus without using a antivirus!! by SRAW:

Don't worry it's fixed

In I removed a virus without using a antivirus!! by SRAW:

I got some lame virus that started a bunch of processes called winlogon running under system priveldges, and now I shall document my removal of this.I think that it was a backdoor or something since it didn't do anything noticable
1. I restarted my pc, but the stupid thing comes up, so I close my internet connection, and then check regedit and find the path of it in the startup registry. I tried to delete it but then it suddenly pops back up.
2. I go to the directory (c:/windows/system32/winlogon/winlogon.exe) and scan the program there for viruses, stupid virus program doesn't get it.
3. I try ending the processes then quickly delete the program, but i get the stupid critical system process error
4. I rename the file, then suddenly another clone of it pops up, so what do I do? I renamed it then before another clone popped up I quickly turned off the power to my pc, then I turned on my pc and it's fixed! I feel so proud of myself

In HTML/XHTML by SRAW:

You've never seen my ict textbook, it from 10 years ago so it says that a large hard disk has up to 10gb of space!

In See through floors and quick drown water by SRAW:

Kotohunter said:

SRAW said:

The first one, you make the ceiling a func_wall, and on the top of the ceiling(where it's transparent) you make the texture a null texture, and below it you make it a normal texture

How would you make the top null and the bottom normal?

You use the texture application tool

In New swear word by SRAW:

Doesn't sound offensive, but I guess you could say "YOUR MOM IS A BIDGIT" or "Bidgit you"

In SUP: Test New Game! by SRAW:

But sj doesn't have one :(
but we can do this o0o

o0o

In Facepalm button? by SRAW:

how???

In Facepalm button? by SRAW:

^^
CLICK

In my counter strike problem by SRAW:

So you broke something then tried not to fix it?

In whats this error mean by SRAW:

to fix copalor plane, just go to check for errors in hammer, and there should be a bunch of invalid brushes error or something like that

In Happy 4th of July. by SRAW:

He didn't post it on the 4th of July :(

and this was pretty lol
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i23/jeff_bennion/Cracked/img46cee7da95a99.jpg

In my counter strike problem by SRAW:

cloud plays in software mode for cs?? That's really bad

In cloud system by SRAW:

So did you guys buy all those games?

In Happy 4th of July. by SRAW:

Strangely enough it was the 4th of July yesterday and it's the 5th here

In See through floors and quick drown water by SRAW:

To use the trigger_hurt, you have to back a aaatrigger brush in the area you want... hurt.
Then you press ctrl+t(or whatever the key to make an entity) and choose trigger_hurt...

In my counter strike problem by SRAW:

I was never good at jokes

In my counter strike problem by SRAW:

He said "threw" so he wants a blue thing that you can throw stuff threw.

In See through floors and quick drown water by SRAW:

The first one, you make the ceiling a func_wall, and on the top of the ceiling(where it's transparent) you make the texture a null texture, and below it you make it a normal texture

The second one, I think you can use a trigger_multiple in the water to trigger a multimanager, which triggers a trigger hurt in the water 2 seconds later...

In cloud system by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

wow you got 32 games, how gay

In by SRAW:

DR is very right, this guy has to triple post and can't even name his truck properly

In Mod/Map help please by SRAW:

Mate de Vita said:

SRAW said:

hey dude i got an idea for handball
You could use the soccerjam mod, but make the floor underneath a clip brush, so when the ball falls down, it goes into the enemies team goal, so you get a point, and when it's time to kick-off, the ball starts somewhere infront of one of the teams...

That's not fucking handball :/
I train handball, and I can assure you, what you're talking about isn't it.

LOL I thought it was volleyball until you said it wasn't, so just use soccerjam mod, cause the guys look like they're throwing the balls anyway...

In how to add sound with following properties by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

i wana do this to people

Poor guy keeps on getting kicked for being a chomo :(

In Mod/Map help please by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

making a mod or some amx program requires some knowledge of c# c++ or aney other language

For amx you need to learn... amxx or as they call it pawn (pronounced porn)

In Mod/Map help please by SRAW:

Wait you want a handball mod? Google and you shall find

In I think sprinkles should be banned by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

Down Rodeo said:

These forums don't ban for ignorance, sadly.

that was pointed at me....right?

These forums never ban, unless your... will actually unless you piss an admin off and that admin isn't aj or sj cause they are the kings

In hey by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

jrkookid said:

Since you haven't been online because you didn't have internet and you choose to freeload off your friend now?

yes i do

2 DAYS IN A ROW??

In full grown ass chineis men by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

yah sorrey i got high last night

like your not high all the time >.>

In Deathrun Creating by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

Rockbomb said:

Idk what you just said, I think you were trying to hard to sound smart or soemthing.
But yes, if he already learned it, he wouldn't have to ask questions... thank you captain obvious.

You got the wrong impression, I was talking to you.

He didn't get the wrong impression, he just acknowledge your statement about him being a noob mapper...

In Teleports by SRAW:

See it yourself you lazy asshole

In McDiddys 3 by SRAW:

Maybe the bot was trying out the html tags

In HOT TO DEATH by SRAW:

It's quite obvious he's the one who assigns colors to the new guys who join on this forum

In Overview by SRAW:

Mate de Vita said:

Rockbomb said:

Mate, I don't have a button in my sig

Damn, for some reason I thought you had it too

SRAW said:

Since you guys are all fucking n00bs I will help..
http://twhl.co.za/tutorial.php?id=61

You do realize that KD beat you to it by about 4 days or so, right?

You didn't see the small textt\

In Overview by SRAW:

Since you guys are all fucking n00bsexcept kd I will help..
http://twhl.co.za/tutorial.php?id=61

In This Cool Bone I Found by SRAW:

He means that you are a mother fucker.

In The Official Omegle� Truck by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

You: your lesbian? You own a lesbian?

LOL

In Your web hosting provider? by SRAW:

0zas said:

I am checking http://www.hosting24.com/

I have a feeling it's a bot...

In Member Pics by SRAW:

SolidKAYOS said:

:( That was queer to say the least...

In Soccer ball. by SRAW:

So you only "supposedly" have a "friend" who "supposedly" has played in a map with a "ball" but just happens not to be to able to tell you the name of the map he "supposedly" played in but expects you to make a map, which you "supposedly" have the skill to do so, and with a ball the he only "supposedly" was to have played in.

So sushi, you DUMBFUCK, just make the ball a func_pushable, and then keep on pressing e on it, and eventually you'll be able to move fast in some direction, since the engine doesn't handle physics so well...

edit: but apparently you did it, so gj :clap clap:

In My finals are starting in 2 days by SRAW:

and I won't be posting until the 28th cause that's when they finish!

In BF2 doesn't work in windows 7... by SRAW:

Yes but cloud said ecplises

In I iz win? by SRAW:

SolidKAYOS said:

SRAW said:

<=====3

Im sorry what did you say? I couldn't hear you for the dick in your mouth.

I asked for that? I'm afraid havokk, that people your age DO NOT make up LIES for NO reason except to ANNOY other people on ONLINE FORUMS.

In I iz win? by SRAW:

The reason I think your game is cz is because you have the location name under the radar...

In I iz win? by SRAW:

I didnt say 1.6 is fail, I said cz is fail if your using 1.6 models, and I suggest copying the models from cz deleted scenes over your shitty 1.6 ones since they're half-decent, and are allowed in pure servers (I think...)

In 1337th post! by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

Nice try.

I was serious!!

In BF2 doesn't work in windows 7... by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

Down Rodeo said:

AaronJer, you crazy, sum bitch eclipsis

WTF is eclipsis?

In I iz win? by SRAW:

Playing cz with 1.6 models is a fail, just like my friend losing a retail version of cz that I bought 5 years ago, and that pissed me off since it had REAL cd keys :(

In Finding an error by SRAW:

and I think the error is caused by the texture too big or something

In Finding an error by SRAW:

Did you try checking for problems in hammer? (ctrl+p)
And I'm sure you can go to the brush, but I haven't mapped in like so long, but if you do find the brush, just delete it...

In Tell me this isn't gay by SRAW:

I decided to torrent it... :( any idea why the hell it decided to go slow anyone?

In Tell me this isn't gay by SRAW:

I was dling a 2gig file from gamer shell, and I had 30 minutes left, when suddenly the speed decided to drop to 10kbps, with 3 hours left, however the speed was fluctuating so I hoped it might eventually come off, however now it's at 5kpbs, 8 hrs left... WTF only 200mb to go and it decides to fuck on me

In BF2 doesn't work in windows 7... by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

I don't even know who they are...

That's cause you have bad taste, and you weren't even in this tread so I suggest you GTFO noob.

In Wad merge. by SRAW:

Sushi said:

I forgot what textures I used in my maps.

In BF2 doesn't work in windows 7... by SRAW:

cloud, you actually said the wrong lyrics so you have no right to criticize me for that statement, but now that I think of it, all of maiden's songs are good, unlike metallica...

In Because I couldn't make this in the STD section by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

And, that kids, is what drugs feel likeperiod

So we're running out of periods?

In BF2 doesn't work in windows 7... by SRAW:

Sprinkles, I'm afraid that run to the hills is one of iron's worst songs, their best imo is the wicker man, it sounds really... punkish cause it's really fast paced...

and I fixed the prob, just had to download another dll file called d3dx9_24.dll

In different player entity by SRAW:

The other computer has the sprites for the entity...

In 1337th post! by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

Some people never learn...

Actually this is a good way to keep my post count low

In BF2 doesn't work in windows 7... by SRAW:

"The application has failed to start because d3dx9_25.dll was not found. Reinstalling the application may fix this problem."

I tried googling up the error, but it said something about dx9, but since win7 has dx11.. what should I do? I also tried dling the dll file and copying it to the bf2 dir, and then it just starts with a blackscreen then closes after 5 seconds...

In 1337th post! by SRAW:

Hooray!

In Did you know? by SRAW:

and kd is pro in EVERYTHING

In Tired? by SRAW:

In Error :( by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

And how come when I make a regular ladder I don't get the 'no visible brushes' error?

Your supposed to tie the entity to aaatrigger, not to the clip brush...

In How do make wads and write on walls ? by SRAW:

Or you can use decals, and if your afraid your decals might disappear for whatever reason, just use them as textures (there are decals for letters..)

In Error :( by SRAW:

He wants you to make each of the walls func_ladders individually...

In Jumping jack fail.. by SRAW:

they are like retarded or something

In CS 1.6 spray! by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

He wants you to slap his junk around.

What is his junk?

In :f: by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

Fiver bet Killer-Chicken has a sphere casting a shadow as an avatar in a few days.

Since he read that I bet it will be the decal tool icon.

In Bomb by SRAW:

It does work, in fact I made a map using that a long time ago (but I won't upload it since it's crap)

In Question by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

sprinkles said:

Change the pitch to -90?

did that asshole , but its still not working

try some funk_trains...

In Did you know? by SRAW:

I thought you left fedex ...
and kd is apparently an admin in cs-maps.org forum

In superjer, Hey! by SRAW:

superjer said:

Or if they are big I can give you upload access.

Superjer is strange in the way that he gives people stuff if they don't ask for it...

In Textures (converting) by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

Thats enough questions, stupid noob.

Agreed.

In BIG PROBLEM WITH MY Valve Hammer Editer !!!! by SRAW:

Mate de Vita said:

sprinkles said:

superjer said:

Also make sure you are doing Check for Problems in the .RMF, not the .MAP.

That makes a difference?

If the .map lacks half the brushes, yes.

w00t! sprinkles got OWNED

In Stupid Kodak by SRAW:

yay this is in the stg

In ned sum halp by SRAW:

superjer said:

Can you add sound to a spray image? I think it should be blasting Revolution Is My Name at an obscene volume.

I think you can use that hlss program, which can play back sounds on the voice, so you could bind a key that sprays and play back music...

and pantera sucks

In CSS Or HTML Linebreaks IN Words by SRAW:

BLAH

In BIG PROBLEM WITH MY Valve Hammer Editer !!!! by SRAW:

Wow, why does this dude have firefox, ie and chrome?

In camera by SRAW:

Sushi said:

How come mine doesn't go to the right angle?

Post a screenie?

In Leak Problem. by SRAW:

Just surround your map with a skybox, or that area with large blocks...

In Well .... by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

I think im done coming on this forum , nothing is the same since I first joined.

Anyway I won't be on this forum like I am currently now , so ....

I was here like 15 months more than you and I'm not leaving, and sj was the first user here and he hasn't deserted...

In Lost series finale! by SRAW:

I had followed the show since season 1, so I can't wait!!! Who else agrees?

In WhiteBird by SRAW:

What's the point of making your own browser if there are better ones around?

In pin code by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

u guys dont understand what he is tryin to say,,,,

I'm afraid that we do understand but are unwilling to answer due to ignorance or that sushi doesn't bother to google it up first...

In pin code by SRAW:

Sushi said:

Ahh, can't find the map.

Does anyone here knows?

So you "supposedly" played a map that "supposedly" had a pin code, that "supposedly" can actually work, but now you "supposedly" can't find it and expect "us" to "find" a map that "supposedly" has a pin code machine, that "supposedly" exists.

In Im new to Superjer and ill start off by by SRAW:

BSSacramenti said:

just fyi i used some words like fuck because the first post i saw on this forum there was some dude calling someone else an asshole so i thought hey ill just blend in a bit :P

You do not want to blend in here, and the only person who really says all these bad stuff are either me, fedex_ or havokk.

In Im new to Superjer and ill start off by by SRAW:

Killer-Duck said:

the_cloud_system said:

cock slap

You can't say that on the Internet!

KD is a wonder of programming. His program searched for the key words "can't say" and "Internet". It then say cock slap, then decided to post this.

In camera by SRAW:

Google
or you might be able to find it on twhl, but in a fellacio, you have to target a func_camera (or whatever its called) with your button, then you have to target a info_target your camera...

In Stupid Kodak by SRAW:

so you found that funny?

In Threading by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

Supes has a point.

He always has a point, and thus he wins the medal of least retarded person here (the most is probably fedex)

In Im new to Superjer and ill start off by by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

I miss Edan :(

You deserve a cyberslap

In Anyone here good with mechanics? by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

I built a mockup frame in 3ds max, does it look structurally (and aesthetically) good?

Edit:
If anyone wants a better look, here's a .obj file...
http://www.speedyshare.com/files/22529868/buggyobj.obj

You have a lot of time buddy...

In Im new to Superjer and ill start off by by SRAW:

BSSacramenti said:

I hope my mistakes will help someone else mapping. You guys better put this in the FAQ! :)

Put what in the faq, and this dude is either some major troll whos pretending to be retarded or a black.

In Battle.net Captcha by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

No, ride around on my shoulders as some sort of badass zombie turret.

Why only zombies? LETS KILL TURIN WORLD

In I have failed! by SRAW:

NatureJay said:

Failing to follow Rule #1...

Fallback plan: DON'T.

I stopped using it already, so I guess I am not becoming one of those so called popular dudes who use it...

In I have failed! by SRAW:

Mate de Vita said:

You vowed never to make a fb account and you haven't made a fb account. How does that constitute as failing?

I didnt think of that while making this truck, and I have 30ish friends! Which is going to overtake my sister's boyfriend account soon...

In I have failed! by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

Well, if they're both wrong you could in fact argue that it's not yours :p

I fixed it, but I vowed not to make one, but since my friend made it for me, I'm just using it...

In I have failed! by SRAW:

I vowed never to make a fb account, until my friend came over today and decided to make one for me, misspelling my first and last name...

In Whats a good ps3 game to get? by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

system_cloud_the said:

LMAO i know its me cloud system i just wanna see if anybody can guess it , xoxoxo

THIS ISNT CLOUD!!!!

fedex_ you are really messed up...

In system_cloud_the by SRAW:

He is a world class weenie weener.

In Medals by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

i know there not the special , but what you have to do to get one

SUPERJER HOW I GET MEDALS

You really have to be lucky, for example I was left out when all those medals were given out, but aj decided to change my name so...

In I thought you ought to know. by SRAW:

buq25 said:

Rockbomb said:

I think the missingno glitch worked on all the first games (red blue yellow).

I've gotten red and I'll play it for a while.

The missingno glitch requires you to go to cinnibar island, which is far in the game...

In help makig server by SRAW:

You just need a half-decent server and it will work fine(like sj's server is apparently uses really old stuff...)

In Battle.net Captcha by SRAW:

superjer said:

RibsRizeRainbmo social-engineered me with peanut-butter cookies.

For peanut-butter cookies I will put anything anyone wants in the /lies/.

Don't blame me! RibsRizeRainbmo is responsible for keeping The SuperJerComnetworkInfrastructure firmly entangled with The GreaterInterwebs.

Without RibsRizeRainbmo The SuperJerComnetworkInfrastructure may become disentangled (omg spellcheck says that's ok?) with The GreaterInterwebs and then none of you would be able to complain that he may be a Bot.

How ironic!

I can be an admin now?

In Anyone here good with mechanics? by SRAW:

superjer said:

I really can't help you with this but if you can make a vehicle that can handle jumps like that and not explode, by golly, you can be an admin!

Don't you think that is too much of a punishment? Making him an admin will scar him FOREVER.

In Private Maps by SRAW:

In de_inferno by SRAW:

superjer said:

Is there any reason to assume there is a 1.6 one available at all?

I mean you could decompile it and then play with the resulting clusterfuck...

Maybe valve has it under copyright /looks towards that guy who wanted to make a private map

In Ok guys i have like 3 days by SRAW:

Once upon a time there was a monster called "power".
That monster could raise numbers to the numbers above them!
But however - logarithms came!
Now we shall be saved!
2^3 = 8 suddenly become
log(2)8 = 3!
And the world was saved.

THE END

In Programming Languages by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

SRAW said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_(programming_language)

Down Rodeo said:

Privet like the hedge :)

I'd agree with SRAW on Python and Haskell; they both use whitespace to delineate blocks of code, like functions or class bodies or whatever. You can do this with tabs but can also do it with spaces.

superjer said:

PHP is a programming language.

Ahhh, this thread makes me happy

Just a question, do you know sprinkles personally? cause you guys act as if you do, but apparently you guys are in different continents.

In Programming Languages by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

(mapcar #'+ '(1 2 3 4 5) '(10 20 30 40 50))

Represents a list, no commas.

... who are you telling that to?

In de_inferno by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?p=688713

download on the second post.

fuck I linked that site a while ago here... link stealer

In Programming Languages by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

He tried to prove to me that there was a programming language that recognized spaces

So what was his proof?

Edit: ... I didn't read the small text
Anyway...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haskell_(programming_language)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_(programming_language)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_language)

In BLARGH! by SRAW:

Mate de Vita said:

No?

FAIL

In I want this... by SRAW:

jrkookid said:

Are you going to strap it onto your head?

Makes me want to say sprinkles :
You have a small head and don't reply that I have a small penis...

In I want this... by SRAW:

What's the point of getting one of these things when you have the cheaper ones released last year that are just as good...

In Find the Hole Party! by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

How?

We have a requests section you know... or simply host your own server...

In Halo Reach Beta by SRAW:

Just bury the nade in a "bird's nest" and when those little assholes come, just blow 'em up.

In Rock's cpp truck. by SRAW:

**SCRIPT TAGS NOT ALLOWED**

WHATT

In .swf by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

intreaging man

oh i just remember that flash didint work on my labtop.... ima try agane

you probably have some shit os if it can't run flash...

In BLARGH! by SRAW:

Discuss.

In Band Land by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

I think this section is lonelier then the Havokk section...

That section has existed for.. I duno 2 years?

Edit: YOU HAVE OVERTAKEN MY POSTCOUNT

In Change friction by enity? by SRAW:

http://twhl.co.za/wiki.php?id=171

It's func_friction, but I don't think you can change it for the player unlike a trigger_gravity...

In www.google.com by SRAW:

So that people have a friend.

In Private Maps by SRAW:

turnip1 said:

SO I take it that no one on superjer actually knows how to do this?

Your friend google is waiting for you, and if you can't find it there, then most probably you can't(infact I would estimate that there is a 99.9999% chance that no one can do it).

In Uncovering Dirt by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

But my group was all guys, so we had to have one of us model the girls clothes... I got volunteered for it

So you volunteered to become gay?

In The compilator! by SRAW:

Log file doesn't exists... sounds like you should reinstall it or create a log.txt file in the directory (maybe theunmightyatom was too lazy to create a file in-case someone accidentally deletes it?

In really tough riddle game thing by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

i got to level 9 and it wont let me delete the source codes for some reason , AND I DIDNT CHEAT

So your telling me you got past the morse code part without looking at a guide? YOUR PRO

In really tough riddle game thing by SRAW:

http://www.deathball.net/notpron/
just try it, it involves alot of stuff like viewing the page source code or changing the url..

In Private Maps by SRAW:

In soviet russian nothing protects you, and it's made worse if you have ties with comrade stalin

In Desktop Dungeons by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

addictive.

... so if you find this addictive, it makes me wonder what else you find addictive

In The Official Omegle� Truck by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

Quote:

To post you ARE Omegle conversations.

No, not at all.

In Help me come up with a name? by SRAW:

what is this truck about anyway?

In Compiling by SRAW:

Maybe it's something wrong with your compile log, can your cs start other maps, like de_dust2?

In Rock's cpp truck. by SRAW:

mate is right, it gets a random number under 100, and if your having problem i think you need to srand it...

In People shot in face with cupcake cannon (slow motion) by SRAW:

NatureJay said:

http://gizmodo.com/5528185/people-shot-in-the-face-with-cupcakes-in-super-slow-motion

Or if you're too dumb to click the link

If you're too dumb to click play, I can't help you.

Wouldn't just youtubing it here be much easier than clicking a foreign link? It seems dumber if someone clicks on a link that could easily lead to porn site that will give you tons of viruses...

In so i got banned for "hacking" again! by SRAW:

========================>
YEAH

In so i got banned for "hacking" again! by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

This ~~thread~~ truck is now about hacking.

Is it true, I actually got it so I can post in the shitty truck section?

Damn it

I got close though

Wow how did you do that?
edit: and your pic is breaking the tread..

In so i got banned for "hacking" again! by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

SRAW said:

sprinkles said:

SRAW said:

fedex _ said:

Killer-Duck said:

Cool story, bro!

KD only one question , why you only post in other topics once and a great while?

BECAUSE HE KD

STFU, you Asian.

just because i can speak some malay and have lived in malaysia for nearly my whole life doesn't neccesary make me asian

and this is a quote chain

They have bots in Malaysia?

How can I prove i'm not a bot? why dont you just take a pic of some jumbled alphabets or ask me some question that can only be found by googling...

In so i got banned for "hacking" again! by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

SRAW said:

fedex _ said:

Killer-Duck said:

Cool story, bro!

KD only one question , why you only post in other topics once and a great while?

BECAUSE HE KD

STFU, you Asian.

just because i can speak some malay and have lived in malaysia for nearly my whole life doesn't neccesary make me asian

and this is a quote chain

In so i got banned for "hacking" again! by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

Killer-Duck said:

Cool story, bro!

KD only one question , why you only post in other topics once and a great while?

BECAUSE HE KD

In so i got banned for "hacking" again! by SRAW:

this time, i just joined and got 2 kills, by spraying at the enemy, then there is this enemy awper who is taking on 3 other of my teammates, so i decide to just jump around and spray at him, then i get banned for aimbotting, apparently cause i can keep my crosshairs on him for 3 seconds

In Emulators by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

I will not provide links to actual ROM files.

http://www.nds-roms.com/
http://www.romulation.net/
http://www.nintendo-ds-roms.com/
http://www.rom-freaks.net/

In best cs movie EVER by SRAW:

it's great, just get past the first 2 minutes, then there's some random guy killing idiots, but after that the next 20 minutes are pure awesomeness

In sj, how much do you pay to get this site a hostname? by SRAW:

i mean to the dns..

In Class C error by SRAW:

are you guys running the same protocol?

In Davedays by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

I'm not so sure about this. I have no intention of opening little boxes and hoping to find little pieces of DaveDays. I'd rather just let him rot in peace. The real problem here is that those god damn poptart bastards killed DaveDays just for a fucking advertising campaign!

Dont you mean that davedays killed poptarts?
and who the hell is davedays again?

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by SRAW:

Killer-Duck said:

Cannibal Corpse?

Wow!!!

And dragonforce isn't chill music
and has anyone heard them(dragonforce) live?

In Starcraft2 Beta by SRAW:

I play sc once in a while with some of my so-called "friends" (i find them annoying cause they keep wanting to play dota with).
sc2 looks cool, but the graphics look pretty bad, i mean starcraft just isnt the same looking like warcraft 3

In Error by SRAW:

Hmm... strangely enough your file catpee.bat is called catpee.bat.txt
I dont think that it has anything to do with this error, but how are you running the batched file?? And unfortunately i have no idea what to do.

So you should return later in the day and see if killer-duck helps..

In Error by SRAW:

from a short search in the interwebs, I found this

Quote:

Resizing a decal by its corner handles moves the centre, and you can make the centre think the decal is negative size - which crashes WC.

Copy and paste messes up texture orientation (texture lock was on)

Having an old openGl32.dll in the worldcraft directory did bad things - but thats expected, just warning others of a possible solution.

not sure if it's your problem though, could you post the whole log?

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by SRAW:

you failed to quote the part after that that says "that isn't true"

In Player start entity help???? by SRAW:

superjer said:

NEVER compile your map in hammer, use batch compiling

or something along those lines...

In Wall see-through. by SRAW:

not dissing you or anything Shaw(suspiciously sounds like my name...) but what is the invis texture :S, but i haven't mapped in like a long time.

Is it that blue texture? the one that can be seen in ladders and stuff...

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

I used to listen to metallica pretty often, and even went to see them live. But lately i can't stand to listen to them, every one of their songs sound exactly the same.

WHATTTTTTTT
I agree that st anger is one of the worst albums ever, and death magnetic was barely better, but saying everyone of their songs sound exactly the same, is like saying slipknot is good, since that isn't true.

In Adventure Time! by SRAW:

who watches cartoon network? even I dont...

In Hip website tricks. by SRAW:

What is our site? is it your site

In Whats some good 'chill' music. by SRAW:

Would fade to black by metallica be considered chill? since it's kinda soft...

edit: and also sanitarium by them

In wth youtube is broken? by SRAW:

reloading the page a couple of times will work, but seriously, youtube is...

In Player start entity help???? by SRAW:

dlu, could you try taking a screenie(of the map in hammer)

In wth youtube is broken? by SRAW:

I keep on getting the error "Http/1.1 Service Unavailable"
CONSPIRACY?? (after all i did have 99 comments all of a sudden...)
edit: thankfully, i can still view videos but not the home page or my account...

In Random Thought... by SRAW:

Any reason why you had a link to some site called urban dictionary?
for all i know it could redirect to megaporn.com or something

In Random Thought... by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

xXJigsaw23Xx said:

Whats the purpose of the white crayon...

If they didn't make a white crayon, then they would be considered racist, and sued.

Your very stupid sprinkles, the reason why there is a white crayon is to draw on colored paper.

In Rockbomb by SRAW:

if i remember properly, the Official Laws of SuperJer.com states that no quote chain can be longer than 4, until some asshole(probably aj, but it could have been eden) deleted that post

In Decals by SRAW:

You have to use the decal tool to put them on, but i think you already know that... so did the decals you put on start with { ,or whatever the symbol for a decal is...

In 1337th post! by SRAW:

SolidKAYOS said:

SRAW said:

and havokk said this about me..
Sucks
Raw
Anal
Winnies

I dont recall that, But ok.

http://www.superjer.com/forum/chuck_norris_facts-2.php#26608

In 1337th post! by SRAW:

Stand
Up,
Proudly
End
Racial
Judgement
Everywhere
Rar-aar-ar! Ack!

^
^
and superjer made that apparently...

and havokk said this about me..
Sucks
Raw
Anal
Winnies

In How do you upload videos? by SRAW:

pity that poor dude, he just wants to upload stuff on youtube

In Pictures I Created! by SRAW:

i think its terrible

In BFBC2 by SRAW:

i would still go with bf2

In malaysia will win the next dota tournament again?? by SRAW:

just like lasttime they were leet

In 1337th post! by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

Now you're LRRT.

UHHH... fuck you?

In How do you make mic spams? by SRAW:

press ~ to open up the console
type +voicerecord

In holy crap youtube glitch! by SRAW:

and yes i blocked out the names, but i think havokk may know my account, which is bad

In 1337th post! by SRAW:

I am LEET.

In WoW by SRAW:

pheonix_r is so retaaardddd

In AtoJams by SRAW:

aaronjer sucks

In PHP generate color by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

Wha? When did I say SuperJer was in a nunnery?

a couple of posts above.

and to cloud system, nuns also have to give away there stuff too

In Wall see-through. by SRAW:

listen to kd, if he doenst mention any settings it means you dont need any

In My box by SRAW:

since when do people buy web browsers? unless your dumb enough to have deleted them

In The Official Omegle� Truck by SRAW:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TITS OR GTFO
You: the game!
Stranger: PENIS OR GTFO
You: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
You: PENIS A LINE A SPINE THE FETUS IS MINE
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISv
Stranger: PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: v
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
You: Wow your a pro ctrl+v'er
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENISPENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: PENIS
Stranger: penis.
You: Yes?
You: I was just loading a youtube vid while you were busy being retarded.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i like you
Stranger: lets secks
You: Im a male.
You: If you a female then good.
Stranger: and i'm a female
Stranger: i have a vagina
You: Age?
Stranger: probably too old for you
You: Depends.
You: Your the one who spams penis on the internet.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you are the one who trolls omegle for tits
You: I was doing that for a forum tread.
You: To post your omegle conversations.
Stranger: and it's "you're" by the way
Stranger: not "your"
You: I cant be bothered.
Stranger: go fuck yourself.
You: Sorry.
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In PHP generate color by SRAW:

if sj is in a nunnery then why does she use a computer and visit this site regularly? arent they supposed to give up their worldly belongings?

In Wall see-through. by SRAW:

open up the texture toolbox, and select the see through face and give it the null texture
tada! now you have a one way wall!

In not boasting or anything version 2! by SRAW:

dont worry, they're not bots, however i did have the lowest ping there, but some of the guys were spiking when i took this pic, most of the times some of the guys would have a ping of 40-50

In PHP generate color by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

So aaronjer and superjer are brothers?

here for 6 months and you dont know that?

In Setting up a server. by SRAW:

best way is to go to the isp front desk, slip a 100 dollar bill and request for special service

In megatokyo by SRAW:

anyone know these epic comics?
http://www.megatokyo.com/strip/9

In not boasting or anything version 2! by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

ur such a bad ass lol

i know i own,fedex

In PHP generate color by SRAW:

wow aj and sj look way different

In not boasting or anything version 2! by SRAW:

i dont get it sprinkles, except that fall out boy suck

edit: i get it now, actually my sister used it like 2 years ago to upload this stuff

In not boasting or anything version 2! by SRAW:

and before you say my enemies were noobs, my teammates were just as bad, i had to face like 3v1 or 4v1 alot of times
and the guy in last place was not afk

In Deathrun. Jump rope like object. by SRAW:

nope your wrong
put the origin brush across the axis dude, that means the place where the rope is being held, you put the origin brush across that whole area like this

In hey n00b commander by SRAW:

battlefield 2

and aaronjer that also assumes that whole team is stupid enough not to be able to kill you(unless your like pro)

In How to program; Me = Stupid + 2 by SRAW:

i suggest learning x86 assembly first

In PHP generate color by SRAW:

VMAN said:

PHP code
<?php

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);

function random_color() {
	$random = rand(0, 1101);

	return $colors[$random];
}

?>

In hey n00b commander by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

this song sucks ass sryy

it may suck, but it rules

In hey n00b commander by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

Honestly, if you're killed by supplies (which will only happen right after you ask for them) it's because you were too stupid to look up and see where they're going to land. That's not a noob commander thing.

true enough, but it assumes the commander actually drops the supplies, which is noobish enough since if i were out of bullets i would just go knifing people(and the commander has to realize that)

In Kayos' Music by SRAW:

i dont get how you make it :S anyway i suggest using guitar pro (use the torrent with rse) and you can record the stuff you make to .wav(and also its a useful tools for learning hard songs)

In Deathrun. Jump rope like object. by SRAW:

ok you make your brush like this

--------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------------------------------

then you put a origin brush at the axis of rotation like this...

  code
                        | |
------------------------| |-----------------------------------
------------------------| |------------------------------------
                        | |

and thats the most i can explain in text diagrams lol

In 2 different faces by SRAW:

nectar said:

no, i mean i want one side that u can see through and the other not like u can see Ts and Ts cant see CTs. or yes it can be glass too, that in one side is transparent like glass and the other solid that u cant see throug it

if you want one side that can see through and the other cant, refer to my post above...

In 2 different faces by SRAW:

you want a one sided glass?
i remember on this site http://www.twhl.co.za , there was some tutorial or a map that had this thing
anyway to explain it to you, make a brush and on one face set the texture to null(or someother special character) and on the other face have your intended texture
to make one face have a certain texture, you have to open up the texture tool thing or something, but unfortunately i dont have hammer installed anymore :(

In hey n00b commander by SRAW:

most epic song ever

In Megaman by SRAW:

megaman is stupid

In Deathrun. Jump rope like object. by SRAW:

to make a func_rotating thing, you need to put the origin brush at the axis of rotation, similar to like what a door hinge does

In Superjer's server by SRAW:

superjer used to host a cs server, but seriously, hlds doesnt need that much computing power(im saying that you get something similar to superjer, except with a better processor)

In hlvis: Error: Portal file 'catpee.prt' does not exist by SRAW:

you didnt put any entities in your map, so you need a the starting point entities..

In Band Land by SRAW:

actually the subheading "banned users can only post here" actually doesnt rule out that nonbanned users can post here too

In say... by SRAW:

i used to have hl2, but then my steam account was fucked up or something

In Texture problem. by SRAW:

superjer's right, i think that he posted that he had a problem with scaling the textures, that they stretched across the tile floor inside of being individual...(im not making much sense either

)

In how to create own sky texture... by SRAW:

the sky textures are .tga files
and with the power of google

  code
f you�re mapping for a mod, it may come with new skyboxes for you to use. Be sure to check the mod�s skies directory, located under /modname/gfx/env/

The skies will be named skynamebk, skynamedn, skynameft, skynamelf, skynamert, and skynameup. The suffix denotes the location in the 6-sided box of the image.

Use the prefix (the �skyname� part) in the Map Properties cl_skyname section.

Once you specify a sky and everything else is done, you�re all set. Go compile your map and check out the sky!

In Doors by SRAW:

cloud system was just getting ready to gtfo of the hammer forum, unless he makes a useful contribution

In Wow by SRAW:

superjer meant that he made a banner ,stupid sprinkles

In Music I Created! by SRAW:

sounds bad

In The end. by SRAW:

the us isnt going into a civil war because the stupid democrats decide they need a powerful central government

In One side is invisible. by SRAW:

Covernant said:

Maybe there is more than one brush?

wtf

In what does attn do? by SRAW:

test

In what does attn do? by SRAW:

next to the title
you can choose someones name and typing something next to it and theres a add button...

In Zombie Mod by SRAW:

zombie mod is a amxx plugin dude

In McDiddy's Game / SPARToR by SRAW:

lol the game looks so bad its funny

In down rodeo... by SRAW:

are you named after a ratm song?

In Cannot execute specified program by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

SRAW said:

and just to prove sprinkles wrong
[IMG]http://s1039.photobucket.com/albums/a472/vanstrat/?action=view¤t=789.jpg[/IMG] does not produce a bad image error, dumbfuck

Jus to prove Straw wrong, I said it was the most common problem. Not that it caused the "bad image" shit. Dumbass.

well, you failed to realize that it doesnt cause bad image, so you should have tried harder. Dumbass.

In Pole Socking footage by SRAW:

Alexanderjhon said:

It's a really great and funny post in this forum about the pole socking. I appreciate that very much and like it. It's really very entertain me and other viewers very well.

now THAT is a bot

In bmp to jpg by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

There's a lot of research in a field called AI you know, and since the messages you're reading are in text form already... could be you're just a sophisticated parser with a 'tude.

lol but it would still be impossible

In Cannot execute specified program by SRAW:

and just to prove sprinkles wrong
[IMG]http://s1039.photobucket.com/albums/a472/vanstrat/?action=view¤t=789.jpg[/IMG] does not produce a bad image error, dumbfuck

In Cannot execute specified program by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

i got your back man

the thing is that you put the Direct Link in between the img parenthesis.

theyre not parenthesis, they are brackets
parenthesis are () arent they?

In Stuck at "LeafThread".. by SRAW:

Killer-Duck said:

Probably the result of crappy mapping.

EDIT: YAY! 1000 posts...

the bot has been programmed to say "YAY! 1000 posts..."

In Map crashing the server. by SRAW:

maybe you have an error in your compile log, or are using too much entities, in which the server that crashes has a shitload of mods that exceed the amount of entities the hl engine can support..

In How do i Change teh Background color? by SRAW:

its just you

In bmp to jpg by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

jrkookid said:

sprinkles said:

Hey dumbass, its mrsticks.

I cannot be dumb if I intentionally wrote his name in the way I just did. Besides, me and sticks never got along anyway.

Hey dumbass, I was talking to Straw.

its sraw

edit: and im not a bot, im too sophisticated(i mean how could a bot read all of your posts and make human like responses)

In BFMV Crazy Train cover. by SRAW:

i wouldnt call heavy metal beautiful, except for some metallica song

In sprinkles... by SRAW:

shit nevermind, you dont, but you sound similar to this guy http://www.youtube.com/user/Battlefield315

In sprinkles... by SRAW:

is it me or do you sound like slimkirby?

In How do i Change teh Background color? by SRAW:

Sloth said:

Meh want eh Orange :D Powerful Orange. Please.

sorry sloth, but you see, nobody cares about you

In How do i Change teh Background color? by SRAW:

well i asked for a medal
what could be less than a medal? a negative medal? like what damn i cant remember his name has

In Cannot execute specified program by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

vanstrat said:

how do you insert an image to the forums, I want to show a screen shot of what I have in the folder.

Most common problem is IMG instead of img

nope, he tried to put the path of his image on his computer LOL
you need to upload it to a site like http://www.photobucket.com and then link it here

In bmp to jpg by SRAW:

jrkookid said:

Mrs. Ticks doesn't even go on the forums anymore.

nice insult asshole, its mr. sticks

In killing floor by SRAW:

i can play this for free on garena.

In LOLAIRSHIPS by SRAW:

LOL

LOOOL

FAIL

edit : http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/airship
FAIL(read the comments on his page)

In How do i Change teh Background color? by SRAW:

superjer said:

What color do you NOT want?

In New McDiddy's by SRAW:

superjer's still working on mcdiddys 3 in his free time, about a hour a year

In Splatter Mario by SRAW:

cloud must obviously be a shemale

In Epic... by SRAW:

that old lady must have thought she was a vampire

In is there a way i can do cool stuff on vista by SRAW:

SolidKAYOS said:

Rockbomb said:

1.) Get linux
2.) ????
3.) Profit!

But no seriously, vista is shit, get rid of it ASAP.

My gf has vista on her laptop got it for xmas from her dad. I hate vista -_-

for some reason havokk seems proud to say gf in most of his recent posts

In I'm Making a Game by SRAW:

YOU HAVE A SHORTCUT FOR CS IN THE DESKTOP?? EVEN I DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In email this guy! spam him! by SRAW:

erdem.bucan.22@hotmail.com

i was on omegle and got this somehow lol

In muhahah by SRAW:

wonder if god will add me

In A little help by SRAW:

so you want to hold down the use key which makes it rotate? or press the use key once?

In Caught my dad with MY gf. by SRAW:

yeah i think its kd 4th post outside of hammer

kd's first was saying "i dont get it"
second was "you have a penis"
3rd was some solution in the programming section

congrats! kd

In What? by SRAW:

Mate de Vita said:

Quote:

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /forum/chatlogs/ on this server.

Apache/2.2.3 (CentOS) Server at www.superjer.com Port 80

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

me too, maybe sj didnt give us rights to... view it? and sj or aj, i deserve a medal

In Caught my dad with MY gf. by SRAW:

Killer-Duck said:

Delicious copypasta is delicious.

wow! the return of the spam bot! as with sloth, we all understand your a sad sloth, but thats not the only grill in the world! im sure a microwave is better

In Can anyone explain this??? by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

Uh... we play HoN now tard. WTF is wrong with you? Why would be play the shitty version of DotA?

... bump, heroes of newerth is ok, but i really think dota is boring, but i play it cause some of my stupid friends keep spamming my msn

In error while creating big map by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

Down Rodeo said:

You look at the menu options to see if it does what you want it to do. Or click things until it happens.

That is what I do in bed.

so you go to bed with your laptop and a mouse?

In How can i replace wav sounds with my sounds ? by SRAW:

you cant do it map specific unless you use a mod like a amx plugin

but just go to the sounds folder and replace them, but the sounds recorded must have a special frequency/settings that the hl engine can play but im too lazy to check now

In xXJigsaw23Xx by SRAW:

Mate de Vita said:

xXJigsaw23Xx said:

why yes it appears every other time you try to put a picture on superjer

In Spiral staircase by SRAW:

that picture was FUGLY it really made me close to barfing

In Can not see objects in distance !! by SRAW:

EMO_with_AWP said:

wow your one asshole

In Spiral staircase by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

4. Rotate them to create a ... spiral staircase

In any reason why nezumi has a picture called sraw? by SRAW:

http://superjer.com/nezumi/sraw.jpg except that its empty :(

In Can anyone explain this??? by SRAW:

you shouldnt play any of these valve games, instead you should play dota! have fun being called a feeder and noob if you lose, and a maphacker if you win!
yeah dota in malaysia has a really shitty community, all they can talk about are "sohai(pussy or something like that in chinese) feeders" or "mcb noobhai leave la" and if you leave they will call you leaver, so you cant win,since you get called a hacker

in other words, be glad theyre just calling you gay

In Free xbox 360 elite?? Yes. Yes indeed. by SRAW:

:( wish i had an xbox360, but luckily i got a ps2

In Anyone know how to make a map that no can join it by SRAW:

he wants to be an ahole and crash peoples game, if you want that, google up amx_quit

In problem with speakers.. by SRAW:

edit: uhh nevermind i fixed it, all i had to do was restart my pc!

In Protect your map by SRAW:

the only way it could have been done before(as you say) is serverside(an amx plugin)

any why would you need to protect your map anyway? its not like anyone is going play shitty maps like that and im being rude to you because i dont like how you claim you stayed up the whole night and googling and sounding like a total FORUM NEWBIE

In Anti Virus by SRAW:

woah, its the fake indian spammer!

In problem with speakers.. by SRAW:

actually at first, my headphones werent working, so i thought they were broken, then i connected my speakers, and they still werent working!! then i checked the volume/device manager/ whatever and it still said it isnt working, so any ideas?

In elektronik supersonic by SRAW:

this is an incredible song, up with throw the jew down the world(search it on youtube...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4

In I have no name :( by SRAW:

why dont you try to manually copy and paste the map, i mean no one is that lazy

and maybe when saving your map it got deleted or something? just try remaking it, then it should work

In talk to santa by SRAW:

wow you actually play farmville

and the thing about work and prison, you fail to note that in work, you also get to go home or go out which > prison, thus making you FAIL

In What the hell... by SRAW:

SolidKAYOS said:

Thats not too bad.

Well my vision is so poor im not allowed to have a license. So at least you have wheels

maybe thats cause you spend to much time whining about your fav character getting killed in some gay anime

In not boasting or anything but.. by SRAW:

i am the owner

In i understand teen rebelion but this is sh*t >concerned< by SRAW:

it says they have been inactive for 90 days, yet cloud system seems to be able to see them... what could it be?? The reason is probably cloud system is an asshole.. wait he is one! so as havokk and other people who actually enjoy anime

In Invisible Wall? by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

You tried Google, yet did not try Ye Righteous FAQ. Sadly Edan, the next coming of Christ, is not here to smite ye.

why the hell do we need to call eden? just answer the questions by our self

and to the question.. use func_wall with 0 renderfx and rendertype is texture
or use the clip texture

In Bombsite? by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

It would be player_weapon_equip I believe.

its game_player_equip , but i dont think it can give defuse kits
so why dont you try armoury_entity, although i dont think it can give kits either

your best bet is to use a amxx plugin like this , and note i have completely forgotten the syntax so...

amxx code

#include <amxmisc>
#include <amxmodx>

public plugin_init(){
      set_task("givething",<loop forever thing>)
}
public givething(id){
      if(cs_get_user_team(id)==CS_TEAM_CT){
              give_item("item_defusekit")
}
}

.. some thing like that

In superjer.com elections for hammer admin?? by sraw_:

i vote for sraw also

In superjer.com elections for hammer admin?? by SRAW:

since edan is gone, can we like have a vote or something?
and you cant vote for yourself
note: to vote, you have to be registered for a month or more(so you cant create accounts and vote for yourself)
the vote will be over by 5 february, so better... vote
vote count:

  code

sraw = 2 votes

In Meh... by SRAW:

and yeah, see my avatar if you want a good band to listen too...

In Meh... by SRAW:

Outcast said:

I m bored so here's something random.

Jonas Brothers SUCK DICK!

LoL

(Indeed)...

i completely agree, but that isnt random, since im sure it has been done many times

In Help with Creating Scripted Events by SRAW:

you need a info_target to be the location where the func train will move(or alternatively for the cannon, you could make it a func_pushable, and have a simple platform push it up)

and the env_beam can target info_targets, but im getting quite noobish at mapping :( i havent made a map in 6 months or something lol

In Kinda stupid question by SRAW:

use func_train, but im so good at that stuff, so wait till mate de vate or killer duck answers

In Teleport ain't working by SRAW:

well, just give a better explanation of your problem

most probably the target name is wrong

In Door Error by SRAW:

use only? i think that means you need to trigger it if im correct...

In Ways to block like other than using regular brushes by SRAW:

SolidKAYOS said:

EMO_with_AWP said:

bleh idk

Thats what she said.

ignore havokk, she just had a hard day being owned in the only thing she does(playing ff12)

In real best song ever? by SRAW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

In Member Pics by SRAW:

superjerk!

In How to make fence? by SRAW:

find the fence texture that has blue stuff in it
then make it a func_illusionary, and render type should be solid(i think)
then place a clip brush in that same area so people cant go through

In meh speed cloud system by SRAW:

:( i cant post my speed test now since im dling something, but the speed is at a constant 100kbps... is that good? i mean this is supposed to be the best isp in malaysia(streamyx), but they insist on capping our dl speeds

In Arrays by SRAW:

why dont you just split each letter into the array then check if it is one of those operators

edit: i think your that atleast, but why dont you just like check everything manaully instead of using that for loop

In most useless program in the world made by me by SRAW:

if the pic doesnt work, its probably cause its to big, it has to be 50x50

sprinkles, i have actually updated it a little, so it draws a line behind it when it moves and has a new functions.. exit!, pen up and pen down..

i do also assume u have the autoit interpreter/compiler/autoit installed anyway
after the includes, add the line

  code
$pen = false

then after that

  code
func pen()
	if $console = false Then
	if $pen = false Then
		ToolTip("Pen down!")
		sleep(500)
		tooltip("")
		$pen = true
	Else
		tooltip("Pen up!")
		sleep(500)
		ToolTip("")
		$pen = False
	EndIf
	EndIf
EndFunc
HotKeySet("+!d","pen")
Func drawpix($dc,$x,$y,$color) 
DllCall ("gdi32.dll", "long", "SetPixel", "long", $dc[0], "long", $x, "long", $y, "long", $color) 
EndFunc 
Func pict($x,$y) 
	 $dc= DllCall ("user32.dll", "int", "GetDC", "hwnd", "") 
drawpix($dc,$x+25,$y+25,0x000000FF) 
DllCall ("user32.dll", "int", "ReleaseDC", "hwnd", 0,  "int", $dc[0]) 
EndFunc

Note that pressing alt+shift+d will toggle the pen thing

then look for

  code
func ifunc($func)

add in it

  code
if $func = "pen down" Then
		$pen = True
		_GUICtrlEdit_InsertText($conout,@crlf & "Pen down!")
	EndIf
	if $func = "pen up" Then
		$pen = false
		_GUICtrlEdit_InsertText($conout,@crlf & "Pen up!")
	EndIf
	if $func = "exit" Then
		Exit
	EndIf

then move all the way down to the while 1 loop
add at the start

  code

if $pen = true Then
	pict($picpos[0],$picpos[1])
	EndIf

that is all to have a turtle graphics clone

In most useless program in the world made by me by SRAW:

thats the one

In SuperJer CS server by SRAW:

superjer used to have a cs server, but im not sure when it was taken down

In WoW by SRAW:

SolidKAYOS said:

I dont like WoW cause im a wapanese.

In most useless program in the world made by me by SRAW:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DU5DDREF

u can download it from here, and dont worry no viruses
it is basically some really stupid game in which you can control merlin(image from system dir) and click on him

source code included! also has a console!!!(press `)
also is multi-liguile(however you spell it) with up to 10 languages! in fact, the ini file reading takes up 3/4 of the source code!! it could all have been prevented by using arrays!!!

In i want to ask somethin, and about DEATHRUN map by SRAW:

Lorenzo said:

owh thanks.
and, what can we make for DR map???
i mean like Hammer, Laser, Death Water, Breakable way, Moving Wall, etc.
and maybe u have some. can u all give me a tutor for make all of that? cz i cant make it.

maleyu babi, u always ruin my dota games, like once this MALAY/INDO was vengeful spirit, i was a veno, anyway, my score was 1kill 1 death, his score was 1 kill - 12 deaths!!!!!!!!!!!

if u play deathrun_temple u mean, i think the hammer thing is a func_train, lasers can just use env_laser or whatever the entity is called

as for water, just cover that area with trigger_hurt
breakable way just use func_breakable, and if you want to trigger it with button... u can

moving wall func train again

In superjer fora? by SRAW:

it seems if you post something the thing at the top saying superjer forum turns to superjer fora

and if i had discovered a easter egg, can i get my points back?

In HTML nao! by SRAW:

why dont you use ms word to make the webpage then put it on a usb and then secretly upload it...

In Need some help in VB by SRAW:

Rockbomb said:

sprinkles said:

If you don't mind could you upload the Source Code, I would like to take a look at it.

Ummm, its in the first post...

the first post was only the email thing, he wants the whole gui thing i guess

In Disable func_ladders climbing sound by SRAW:

lol double post! firefox really sucks, safari doesnt have this problem happening

In Disable func_ladders climbing sound by SRAW:

you could try using a trigger_push to boost them up instead of a ladder, cause from your pic it seems like you have covered the top of it with a ladder, which would make it hard to shoot on...

and your signature CB does that mean cibai by any chance?

In Name that position!!! by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

This truck is made for, and by, people who don't have enough sex. How two-dimensional are you?

down rodeo is a smart person, and people who like this stuff only watch it cause they never performed it

In made a map by SRAW:

dude your map has a leak, which probably is the cause for the lag

In My new laptop by SRAW:

o0o rich person

In vista n' general by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

vista sucks i rather have windows 7
its not exactly complicated but its different
it asked if it wanted to start the cd's autorun
it fucking had 26 updates and it didint Evin ask
fuck shit balls it cant run simple games

its only redemption is it is wifi, duo core, and its a labtop

0mg i evin c4nt und3rstand what the shit you just said

In @echo Off by SRAW:

try dragging and dropping your map over the compilers

In OH mai! by SRAW:

SolidKAYOS said:

Mate de Vita said:

Points to the person who posts a picture of one of these trucks that we haven't posted yet.

SO YOUR THE MYSTERY ADMIN!!!

he isnt the admin , just a eastern european(inferior)

Cloud said:

stupid bad image

i have done that before you did

In Rock Bomb by SRAW:

well, hes logged in stylishy fedex(or he doesnt bother to log out)

Rockbomb said:

Indeed I am

Weee, someone made a thread about me. I'm famous!

actually youre not, and thats because fedex made a tread about you, if someone with more than 1000 posts made a tread for you then consider yourself famous

In Voice Over%Narration by SRAW:

who deleted my post here?

In if you are experiencing slow youtube streaming... by SRAW:

go here http://code.google.com/speed/public-dns/

In Kayos' Very Merry Kiss This Christmas Special by SRAW:

fedex _ said:

the 7th chick is kinda ugly, and why anime ? that shit is stupid. its a fuckin drawin , ur not suppose to get hot off that.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/search?term=Wapanese << havokk

In Call of Duty Modern Warfare Sequel by SRAW:

yes havokk, my balls havent dropped yet, im sorry yours have though, and i didnt call them noob, i said 'noobS'

In how can I make a 35hp tipe map?? by SRAW:

ryan dont listen to fedex, u see he is one of the assholes you will meet on this forum(others are mate de vate,cloud system,sloth, jake etc..)

yeah, dont bump and tell people about your great mapping skills

In Call of Duty Modern Warfare Sequel by SRAW:

but all of those guys who were chatting are the newbies and forum noobs

In Need some help in VB by SRAW:

lol, but how do you expect to... spread it to other people... and wont they get a bit suspicious when their antivirus detects it as some lame vb virus
edit: isnt runescape also an online game without any client lol

In Calculator by SRAW:

dont ask havokk! she has a girly voice, just use the microsoft speech thingy

In Find the Hole Party! by SRAW:

i wanted to join that party :( too bad i pinged sj.com and got 700 ping :O

lets have a battlefield 1942 party or something

In Call of Duty Modern Warfare Sequel by SRAW:

SolidKAYOS said:

modernw2

dont you mean modern warefare 2?? or atleast cod6

In Calculator by SRAW:

and why would you need to check if it is a quad equation if the guy just inputs a, b and c? or just check if the guy inputs a string...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................?>?>?>?>?>>>?>?>?>?>??>?>?>?>??>?>?>?

In Calculator by SRAW:

what the hell is a radican?

In Forum Game: Boobs by SRAW:

Edan said:

Mamarry papilis (or however you spell it)

In Top ten mistakes of the decade by SRAW:

im really tired of seeing this guy's face and other youtube assholes on the promoted video thing

In So these bots by SRAW:

sprinkles said:

aaronjer said:

The only thing that really matters is that the person with the least lag will see everyone else before they are seen. That alone gives a huge advantage.

Ok now that makes sense.

that didnt make much sense, because you should have realised that already

In just a question... by SRAW:

can superjers ip tracking thing trace me since i have a dynamic ip and i cleared all my internet files?

In So these bots by SRAW:

i like how sprinkles sig is a pic of his score in cs, where you can see his teammates(and most probably everyone) on the server lagging except for him

In Sl0th, The sl0th by SRAW:

lets just completely ignore this tread pls

In Visual Studio 6 by SRAW:

vc++ 2008 doesnt have code completion, so does anyone know an editor that has that...

In tf2 giveaway on steam??????/ by SRAW:

downloading right now xD

edit: and another sad thing, i cant remember my pw or my secret answer for my old account :(

In switching textures ? by SRAW:

reinstall hammer and maybe it will be fixed

In Visual Studio 6 by SRAW:

why must vb have such long name for the functions

In Is "The Funeral" the greatest song to date? by SRAW:

why would you date a song molkman(aka forum troll)

In Killer-Duck by SRAW:

kd posted once in the general section, he posted "i dont get it" though i cant remember what the topic was

In How not to get hacked in Steam. by SRAW:

and besides, cant you contact steam and tell them about what happened? maybe they keep credit card numbers used so you can confirm its you

In How not to get hacked in Steam. by SRAW:

the best way not to get hacked in steam is not to use steam at all

In Jailbreak? by SRAW:

why dont you GOOGLE it

In Similar Vehicle by SRAW:

just see that cstrike planet or watever tutorial, even i didnt understand it at first(some gay thing about func_stops or watever) but just follow it and it should work out
and hows your connection? still using 56 kb?

In Owned! by SRAW:

saw this a year ago on elxdraco's forum(i wont tell you wat it is unless you google)

In Superjer You're Complicating things by SRAW:

superjer is still right you idiot

In Hammer and Mallets by SRAW:

we already had a forum guideline thing, until edan or aaron deleted it

In Moving Thank You by SRAW:

u could use func_train, and trigger_multiple to make the train move back to original position fast ...

In by SRAW:

how do you fix not associating .exe to open with winzip?

In gata love women by SRAW:

nobody cares about you so thats why you cant make one, the rest of the nonadmin users cant make them because we're not admins

In Fatal Error? by SRAW:

are u running source engine map on hl engine?

In Where did you get your name from? by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

That's because all a map-file is, is that. Basically a text file describing everything about the map to be compiled.

i wanted to answer that :( before i saw this

In by SRAW:

and i have a weird adaware thing that runs internet explorer when the pc starts up and recreates itselfs and some locations, any idea how to get rid of it?

In by SRAW:

cant you just press ctrl+alt+delete and then go to file >> New task and type explorer.exe?

In The Official Omegle� Truck by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

"DON'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING OR I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING STOMACH OUT AND SLICE IT INTO AS MUCH PIECES AS POSSIBLE WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE THEN BURN IT AND THROW IT BACK AT YOUR DEAD BODY!"

Yeah?

yeah, but hes obviously joking

In FATAL ERROR : C:Programs Files.... counter-strike/cstrik by SRAW:

its sprite not strike, and make sure you put the correct path (sprites/filename.spr) or watever its supposed to b
e

In The Official Omegle� Truck by SRAW:

i dont really think jrkoolkid was at fault, that guy decided to say "fuck your mom" for no reason really

In Where did you get your name from? by SRAW:

my name used to be sdaw, which i took because i didnt think i would become an active user here then aaronjer decided to change my name to sraw

In really weird 1337 thing by SRAW:

and incase u dont get it, the number of players online is 13337

In Shigidy by SRAW:

there is a chance edan(who may be controlled by aaronjer) used shigidy's account.

In really weird 1337 thing by SRAW:

of course, so no point for evil genius taking part

In really weird 1337 thing by SRAW:

wtf i just opened garena and i find this!!

In just got bad compamy by SRAW:

why dont u play it yourself and see(dont all games have a tutorial?)

In How do I make a window so that you cant shoot through it. by SRAW:

Mate de Vita said:

Meh, I don't really watch TV a lot, I just turn on the discovery channel and watch whatever's on or sometimes I watch something like House M.D. or NCIS or Diagnosis: Murder or something.

u watch lost? season 6 is gonna come out soon next year and if you dont watch it, you should cause its great

In Chicken Chiken Chicen by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

Because of the dirty communists, son. Damn those reds.

agreed!

In How do I make a window so that you cant shoot through it. by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

No bullet will travel through two walls. Come on guys! We remember this, don't we? Leaving the space between them means nothing will go through, which is not true for the ones that say bullets won't go through them.

then explain how i keep on getting hsed thru walls in awp_india or awp_map(i never seem to hit them though)

In IMPORTANT! by SRAW:

i didnt post that -_- i posted "i wont suscribe to him"
and i do have a dick

In IMPORTANT! by SRAW:

im trying to learn how to suck my own dick so i dont have time

In Chicken Chiken Chicen by SRAW:

sprinkles first of all stop acting like a faggot, use google and dont post in the general section here

http://twhl.co.za/tutorial.php?id=61
overview

chicken
make the chicken model, surround it with a func_breakable
when the func_breakable breaks, it triggers the chicken sound and a trigger_render disappears the chicken model

In Hi EVERY1 Masta's back!!!!!!!!!!!!! by SRAW:

^
^
pls ignore the post above me

i dont remember masta frank :( so i hope you dont post often

In Post Your Desktop by SRAW:

i dont see why we need desktop pictures :S i have the defualt win xp one

In The Official Omegle� Truck by SRAW:

this truck isnt official in any way and i pls hope that you guys wont post crap here

In Rad n Vis errors D: by SRAW:

anyway how is mate infront of me in the post count by 500? :(

In quick quick click here by SRAW:

im not sure what you are asking, but if u want the batch file contents, just open it in notepad or something

In Rad n Vis errors D: by SRAW:

any reason why you put the errors in bold?

In help please by SRAW:

make sure the compiling tools and the wad file are on the same drive

In Cash in your points! by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

Who are you?

hes trying to join this community
and btw don i deserve more point? i mean i bet havokk is posting shit at his forum

In i got ksed(assisted) 19 times in a dota game! by SRAW:

but we still won, only 2 towers were killed, which kinda shows they were really bad
and second behind me was a guy in our team who assisted 9 times xD

anyway, if u r interested in how PROS PLAY xD heres the replay
its for 1.24 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DXT74334

In Can I make a sliding door only accessable From one side? by SRAW:

well i think to make it accesible from one side set the property for the func_door to trigger only and then use a trigger_multiple to trigger the door

as for windows, make the window trigger only, and make a completely transparent solid that triggers the window when this solid breaks

In Crate gets shot in one round the dissapears... does not reset. by SRAW:

im not sure why this is happening, but the render mode and render amount probably have nothing to do with the reason it disappears.

render mode is the mode it renders the object(solid means if you set the render amount to a lower number it will become tranparent)

In Cash in your points! by SRAW:

anyway aaronjer, can you remove that one point cause it looks ugly or give back the 23 points i used to have

In How do I make CT's and T's start the round with a Magnum Sniper? by SRAW:

just place a game_player_equip anywhere on the map and you can set the awp thing.
to get rid of buy zones, make a brushbased entity that is called func_buyzone, and place it somewhere unreachable, then place a info_map_parameter entity and you can disable buying

In Hardware problems by SRAW:

whos samuel clemens?

In cause i have no life by SRAW:

pls ban him

In pls ban cloud system for his spamming on the hammer forum by SRAW:

in case u havent seen, or he deleted his post, he spammed twice in it creating a bunch of topics without name(looks back at MR HANS)

In Schpida! He is our hero! by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

now that i think about it shouldent her nipples be darker >.>

what kind of porn freak are you calling them "nipples"

In Physique model? by SRAW:

i didnt really understand your question , but if you are talking about viewing models in hammer, get 3.5

In Softice by SRAW:

we spell properly here, and pls leave this site before you become another mate de vate or the other guys that made me post less here(cloud_system,fedex,jake,sloth<even though they dont post that much they just piss me off for no reason>)

In !water by SRAW:

water flow(for the beach) is the wavelength or whatever its called

and the water breaking from the glass, i think there some thing you could some how trigger the water to appear?

In newb questions about armoury entity and textwritting by SRAW:

cs_office has embedded wads in it
so you need to create a custom wad file

In entities box doesn't open? by SRAW:

maybe he didnt do the fgd step correctly, and isnt there a view tab at the top that can let you fix that problem ?

In Im back! by SRAW:

you werent even gone asshole

In anyone got the original masterserver.vdf? by SRAW:

Sloth said:

Http://www.fileshare.net/19928/

z i said i google, anyway ,are you guys that lazy you just cant open a simple file and post its content here ?

In New PixelMachine by SRAW:

bump

edit: but it was top, so i call it a more news bump

In texture by SRAW:

use bsp2map and it can extract the wad for you

In anyone got the original masterserver.vdf? by SRAW:

just paste your masterserver.vdf here for me ok?

In anyone got the original masterserver.vdf? by SRAW:

and i searched google so much, i FOUND it, but i lost it omg

In anyone got the original masterserver.vdf? by SRAW:

setti sucks alot, so if any of u got steam cs or other valve games, can u paste your masterserver.vdf file here

and dont call me a nonsteamer, cause i am but im PROUD

In Aaronjer drew me an amazingly touching picture. by SRAW:

i seriously doubt he drew u a picture

In this is the most fucked up shit ever by SRAW:

dude u dont need consent from edan, and im glad he left this site, hes just another user but some dude decided to make him admin and he started abusing his powers like the faggot~~jew~~ he is

In Little stupid how to by SRAW:

you can add models but not monsters, unless you use some mod

In I dont like to choose sides but.. by SRAW:

^
|
|
or rather you need cause i couldnt care

In I dont like to choose sides but.. by SRAW:

we need ron paul

In Heart Warming story, by SRAW:

i dont get what just happened, but i remember i was searching for exp hacks in garena(its a gaming platform for dota and cs and other games) and some dude posted his password and username asking for somebody to level up his account lol... then i logged in and quit the clan he was in and changed his password(his name was jampong and password jampong) and i changed his password to iamanoobthatgotowned

and heres his post:

http://www.dota-utilities.com/2009/07/garena-mega-exp-hack-garena-simple-mega.html

go search for "ja" and see the only result

In Impossiblah? by SRAW:

molkman said:

4th try. Your win or fail heavily depends on the dark spots that are already placed at the game's beginning, sadly.

i also did it on the forth try, and molkman is right

In by SRAW:

u cant see your prefabs before you place them, and besides who uses them?

In Hammer wont compile by SRAW:

hubbajubba said:

I downloaded zhlt but after you extract the folder what do you do? It didn't make sense.

try dragging and dropping your map file over the compilers

In Yet Another Trigger_push question by SRAW:

Jake?! said:

Yay it's Carson Daly!

request banning of Jake for useless spam at the hammer section

In Dream Time by SRAW:

Down Rodeo said:

I meant fall over as in "What the Christ?"

whats what the christ

In by SRAW:

to place a wall is func_wall_toggle

so i guess u can use the button to target the name u give to the func_wall_toggle

as for the killing, i think trigger_hurt could do it, or you can put another func_wall_toggle in that area that is also activated by the button so the players get squashed to death

In Favourite film by SRAW:

dawn of the dead

In Problems with the .bat file by SRAW:

or you can just drag and drop your map over the compilers -_- ppl never listen to me

In Youll shit brix by SRAW:

first one was funny, but i dont get y they put homo on the label, is it supposed to be a flavour?

In HAHAHAHA! by SRAW:

stupid jokes

In I thought I'd return to the forums by SRAW:

molkman said:

eDan Co. said:

The reason I actually left [...] is because of shitheads whose posts are too annoying to be read.

Yea, that has evolved into a really annoying habit here, no reason to leave the non-stop party at SJ's though.

yeah but i should be excluded, sloth, cloud_system, jake, pheonix and the other newbies are the problem

In Just bowled a 200 avg tonight! by SRAW:

last time i went bowling i got a 50 (thats cause my friends were busy annoying me and one dude took the ball and threw it into the gutter, and i did it back to him and he decided to punch me, but it was sorted out)

and an average of 200 is great, i mean you could be pro homeslice

In I thought I'd return to the forums by SRAW:

Havokk Edge said:

eDan Co. said:

The reason I actually left (besides my OWLs (I think that's their English name)) is because of shitheads whose posts are too annoying to be read. I won't name the specific shitheads, but I think you know who I'm talking about. the_cloud_system, fedex, SRAW, Sloth, phoenix_r...

Anyway, I'll leave as fast as I can before I have to give out August 15th's points.

Goodbye!

Not me is it O.o If so im very much sorry. Come back edan we need you!

since he called me a shithead, i wish he leaves forever

In Infodecals, and prop? by SRAW:

dude props are source..

In problem with my new map... by SRAW:

dont compile from hammer...

In WoW Screenshot by SRAW:

and besides dota is funner than wow

In hi.. sumthings rong by SRAW:

please rewrite that in proper english

In Not another song i like! by SRAW:

Sloth said:

phoenix_r said:

Ewwwwww...Juggalism is a disease, you know...highly communicable.

IM NOT A JUGGANAUT!

i was playing dota and luckily some juggernaut feeder was my opponent on the lane, and i ended up getting some nice kills

In Mod_LoadBrushModel by SRAW:

camaXo said:

I found the solution. In hammer, i click in Map, the in map properties. I just change the mapversion from 220 to 30 and now it work.

ah, SCRAW, thanks, i new that page but it couldnt help me.

my name is SRAW not scraw, or u can call me sdaw if your a fan of the old days

In :O by SRAW:

i miss the old days

In Glory by SRAW:

Jake?! said:

Totally not

In Mod_LoadBrushModel by SRAW:

from here http://www.slackiller.com/tommy14/errors.htm#wrongversion

In Compile my map PLZ ! by SRAW:

Mate de Vita said:

SRAW said:

Inevitable said:

Noob + non-google = FAIL

seriously, who are you and why did you call the new guy a noob

New guy?

well i meant new member here

In Not another song i like! by SRAW:

what about the song used for the amv u made for me?

In Nobody was gonna belive me until I posted this... by SRAW:

actually her iq must be lower than that, internet iq tests are usually completely wrong

In Compile my map PLZ ! by SRAW:

Inevitable said:

Noob + non-google = FAIL

seriously, who are you and why did you call the new guy a noob

In For Mate de vita by SRAW:

firstly i didnt read the whole tread and secondly even this nicker dude signature says he speaks bad english, so i couldnt really understand it

In For Mate de vita by SRAW:

and y must we pay? if u pay no one joins, u should tell your nicker friend to get some ads(i just did some googling and google adsence pays you to have ads on your site)

In What happens by SRAW:

not everyone wants to visit your subforum u know

In Secret truck no. Dunno by SRAW:

i found it

In For Mate de vita by SRAW:

see his profile it says ljubania watever, but i think theyre speaking lichenstein :O

In WoW Screenshot by SRAW:

DaveDays said:

I had this thought for a screenshot so i finally decided to make it:

and i dont get that fail wow, it seems kinda pro(anyone with dust of appearance is pro)

In Custom Scripts? by SRAW:

use amx modx...

just make some amxx file that renders the terrorists invisible

In Problem: Error: Missing '[' in texturedef by SRAW:

paradox_ said:

thanks very much :)

aim_paradox is almost ready :P

nobody cares about your map, and dont triple post

In WoW Screenshot by SRAW:

wow is gay

In Winter 2010 Polesocking and Storm Chasing Olympium! (BYOB) by SRAW:

elonkos stole my old avatar!

In I will be back by SRAW:

the tread transformed, of course with the power of SRAW, from a goodbye tread to one full of PUSSIES(except me, of course)

In Winter 2010 Polesocking and Storm Chasing Olympium! (BYOB) by SRAW:

you forget me, and i deny Israel rights to exist :)

and pole socking is a FAIL sport, which wants me to take part in it :)

In Greatest thread ever by SRAW:

KnightOfH3ll said:

Kinda like superjer? Full of dicks?

And i thought we were alone...

BTW it was ok

It was OK, but i've seen better over here

In Greatest thread ever by SRAW:

Sloth said:

lol what fags. they couldnt fix some little white spots for the poor guy... hilarious nonetheless...

hey you copied what anonymous wrote on that website

and that dude called ghost more or less fixed it

In BHOP by SRAW:

in those bhop map they use func_trains

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by SRAW:

jrkookid said:

That post had no point in it while mine did and let me rephrase it in stupid flaming homo language for you.

You came in here and insulted him.

I just said that when someone starts something new (ex. Map Making) then they shouldn't be awesome at it until they get used to it and improve their skills.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND AHWIPPO???

or do i have to make the post more simplified for you to understand.

EDIT: You are a hot head. END OF DISCUSSION

u misspelled awhippo's name :( and why are u defending this dude kookid?

In so i was banned from a cs server by SRAW:

actually its from the cs wikipedia article aaronjer(whos acting like a dick now)

Quote:

ESP, which shows textual information about the enemy, such as, health, name, and distance, and also information about weapons lying around the map, which could be missed without the hack

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by SRAW:

jrkookid said:

Ok awhippo you are seriously being a fucktard you just barge back into this forums making demands and insulting people like dude wtf!

its not like everyone here never got something perfect for the first try! It takes time to improve your skills faggot.

and what are you doing here? you hardly know mapping your self

In OK, I'm back by SRAW:

i was gone longer but i didnt make any welcome topic

In so i was banned from a cs server by SRAW:

aaronjer said:

That you even know what the hacks are called disturbs me. You really shouldn't.

power of google!

and on another note, some really gay indian dude was spamming the mic, and kept on saying "scout, u suck your grandmothers cock"
and scout is my in-game name, of course with the power of muting, he no longer annoyed and i continued owning

In [Reward!] Compile CS map from Valve Hammer Editor [Reward!] by SRAW:

i would compile the map for u, but, in economic terms...

1 hour of my time + $50 games ... the opportunity cost is 1 hour of dota godlikeness

not a fair trade, and besides i already got hl2 and gmod :)

In so i was banned from a cs server by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

no like a lozer i had the hack where i saw the health threw walls kinda wall hack but i dont use that it fucks with my comp fps

u had an esp hack? and sad thing now is that there are no anticheats(not even VAC) on the malaysian cs servers :( they're full of hackers

In so i was banned from a cs server by SRAW:

superjer said:

I repeatedly killed a hacker in CS once until he got enraged and quit.

I suicided a couple times to watch what he was doing, so I saw he had an aim hack which would shoot people for him as long as they were on his screen.

So I started hiding around otherwise-obvious doorways and when he'd run in I'd shoot him in the back of the head.

After three rounds of that he was screaming that I was the hacker and when no one would believe him, he quit.

It was awesome.

but u didnt get banned

In Help ! The System cannot find the specified file! by SRAW:

cant u copy the map manually?

In so i was banned from a cs server by SRAW:

for hacking, even though i didnt -_-
and the message along with the ban was "yeah, youre pro"

wth, i didnt even hack or say a word
i played for 2 rounds.. in the first round it was a 1v3 on awp_map against some noobs and i killed them
in the second round, i was hiding behind the block until i was the last guy left and the admin decided to slap me until i fell to death
then he banned me :( wat has the gaming community come to?

In blah by SRAW:

My entrance to year 10 exams in 2 days :(
anyway, for year 10 im taking...

english
maths
biology
accounting
economics
history
computing
ao maths

I OWN

In Map creation problem by SRAW:

Sloth said:

First off,
1. Wrong forum
2. Relax, take your time, and write ~~more~~ understandably, so others people than you can understand it,

More detailed, please.

In gay by SRAW:

your using 8 wad files and cant u see larger than expected texture error?

In streamyx sucks by SRAW:

In Transparent Decals by SRAW:

make the transparent part blue and have ur texture begin with a {

In Fuck my life by SRAW:

i presume this is jrkookid

In Project Euler by SRAW:

was, but i have no idea wat project euler is since the link u posted loads so slow :(

In SUPERJER IS THE SHIT! by SRAW:

u missed out nezumi :O

In My first firetruck by SRAW:

who is it?

In Story by the fucked up minds of the Superjer Comunnity by SRAW:

i love how i broke up thi s tread

In The Story game. by SRAW:

http://www.superjer.com/forum/story_by_the_fucked_up_minds_of_the_superjer_comunnity.php

In Project Euler by SRAW:

jake plz don call down rodeo dr, no one does

In omg a firetruck by me? well not really but i got a nice map idea by SRAW:

kd is right , so i guess thats the only way
but im sure u could trigger it somehow
then it would be zombie mod without needing any zombies :O

In omg a firetruck by me? well not really but i got a nice map idea by SRAW:

after a bit of decompiling, i found that a func_door_rotating can be used to give me large amounts of hp, so i wonder if we can make a map in which one team gets 2000hp by that method and only use knife :O like zombies

In My title by SRAW:

i get mine

In I don't actually need help by SRAW:

u must be sad if u use garena for cs
i use it for dotaing :)
anyway if u want to host ur server there, run ur cs and press new game :O
or if u want a dedicated server set ur game directory as hlds.exe :O

In Dream Time by SRAW:

no one cares bout u dave

In Boo! by SRAW:

i would say i could be havokk, since he likes boo alot

In How Superjer ... How ? by SRAW:

i have him on my msn eheh :O

In Cynergenic clone of Hitler FOUND! by SRAW:

its not cause it aint cool, its cause u arent cool

In Counter Strike Game problem by SRAW:

1.8 is 1.6 dude...

its like a cs rickroll

In Hammer and TF2 by SRAW:

we dont map for source, but the pink thingy has something to do with the materials

In Counter-Strike Question by SRAW:

css doesnt even need a good card
my one is nvidea gforce mx 400 its SO old, yet it runs everything well

In Counter Strike Game problem by SRAW:

after a bit of googling, its cs 1.6 with czero models and source weapon skins
i can make a pack from fpsbanana better than that

In A Map by SRAW:

i made a racing map, a bunch of vehicles in a fullbright map in which they go up to the top to get a m249 to kill everyone

In by SRAW:

this truck isnt stupid

In Havokk the dumbass by SRAW:

read the latest rule(ppl registered under a year get no influence)
and wat aironnoobjerk said

Quote:

U dont get wat u ask for

In by SRAW:

die

In Photobooth Pranks by SRAW:

i watched it on tv

In any one dotas? by SRAW:

since its not popular in the us, u might have not u played it, but im getting addicted :(
i just use travex or crystal maiden with a dagon and they can cry

In OK. So I made a really good map. I want my custom hostage skins by SRAW:

anyone who makes a map big like that doesnt need to check the console for errors(or should have checked it already)

In by SRAW:

^
|
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Havokk

In hana cards! by SRAW:

http://www.superjer.com/files/hana/

i was looking thru the site and found this.....

In Have a leak need help by SRAW:

dont post a link of ur map, it isnt good here

In superjer by SRAW:

Go to http://wild.com! Warning, clicking this link will result in an automatic permanent ban from SJCOM.web and it's affiliates.

In Mate de Vate by SRAW:

see my sig aaronjer

In Some stupid questions by SRAW:

100 times by bullet thingy... y dont u just make a 100 func_breakables

In Mate de Vate by SRAW:

tq mate de VITA
...ok i apologize, and now i dont demand my points back(thus i get them back)

In Good Job! by SRAW:

and i have a new avatar with a medal! bad thing is that paint sucks, i tried getting a screenshot but couldnt figure out how to put my color onto that avatar

In Good Job! by SRAW:

i like this tread<expects retialiations>

In Who on here has not been laid before? by SRAW:

thats cool superjer

In cs 1.6 clan. by SRAW:

KnightOfH3ll said:

I knew about the sv_lan 0 option but when i did my friends couldnt join in.

u need to update ur cs ...

In I did make bsp but,,,, by SRAW:

read the faq... u probably put the wrong filepath for a ambience_generic or cycler entity

In by SRAW:

revision 1.1 out

In Poll: Delete this stupid section? by SRAW:

all yes unanimously... except for mate de vate, but he doesnt count since the superjer laws state that

Quote:

members who have been registered less than one year has no influence

In Mapping F.A.Q - Please read before asking! by SRAW:

Q: Whenever I add sounds or models to my map, it takes forever to load!

Either that your map is huge... or you typed the wrong file path in the properties for the entity.

 code

IE: 
Sound:
     Wrong- C:\CS\cstrike\sounds\ambience\rain.wav
     Correct- ambience\rain.wav
Model:
     Wrong- C:\CS\cstrike\models\bottle.mdl
     Correct- models\bottle.mdl

The reason for the long loading is that the engine looks for the C:\CS\cstrike\... in the cstrike directory, and the folder is non existent

In SRAW by SRAW:

i recently played <insert game name here> and i found a rpg called smaw... is this the real sraw?

In SRAW by SRAW:

has a medal n00bs

In by SRAW:

wat about me

In map lag by SRAW:

eDan Co. said:

1 hour? That's your worst compile time? I had a map compile 14 hours overnight.

hmm, thats cause that was some noob map, and after that i stopped making normal maps

In comile error by SRAW:

take ur map, drag and drop it over hlcsg
then take ur map, drag and drop it over hlbsp
and then vis
and rad

In map lag by SRAW:

your map isnt big, once i had a map compile over 1 hour xDDDDD thats y mapping sucks sometimes

In [GM] Steve by SRAW:

somewhere some one said:

SRAW, get a life

In retarded error i dont understand by SRAW:

edan or Killer-duck said:

U have a space in ur texture name

In comile error by SRAW:

hmm, drag and drop ur .map file over the compile tool

In wad question!! by SRAW:

<cross language removed>

<cross language removed> theyre probably embedded in the map, or use resgen to generate a res file to see wat wads r used <cross language removed>

In seriously by SRAW:

Mate de Vita said:

KnightOfH3ll said:

You ppl have to admit that SRAW has behaved after the February 15th truck.

Yeah, he actually only called me bullshit a couple of times

im not sure wat really happened at that time, but yes, i stopped calling u bullshit, but rather mate de vate(deliberately misspelling ur name)

In Superjer.com Forum Member Epitaphs. by SRAW:

well, zarusthra watever didnt post for a long time until now, so i proclaimed he was dead

In seriously by SRAW:

loled at the graph, i actually do wonder how edan makes these random stuff
and im under age, but then again, everyone here is

In The making of a aim map by SRAW:

im now 13 mate de vate
and im not a lil nerd aaron hippo, but i do enjoy computers and swear a lot and drink coke the whole day
edit: my penis is normal size(although that depends on how u define normal)

In Got Map? by SRAW:

i dont make maps anymore ;(

In Chat title by SRAW:

the_cloud_system said:

straw?

not funny

In seriously by SRAW:

how should i force these guys to get points and a medal then?

In Lights by SRAW:

go to ur gfx in cs, it has a bunch of targa files
take the first part of the name u want and type it in map environment without the cl_
(example: u may find cityup,citydn, and other stuff, ignore the last 2 letters and type city

edit: and thats for... sky
edit2: night sky is night lol

In comile error by SRAW:

post the contents of ur batch file

In seriously by SRAW:

mate de bullshit has points and a ~~title?~~
wtf , i bet hes gonna get a medal too

In i just found a weird thing on superjer by SRAW:

i fund it b4, but i didnt know he had a forum

In [Help] i need help with ladder thingy by SRAW:

just make a func_ladder, and a func_Ladder is invisible, so use a func_illusionary to make a ladder kind brush

In i just found a weird thing on superjer by SRAW:

he has a buffy vampire slayer forum lmao http://superjer.com/whedonforum/

In entity troubles by SRAW:

u dont have to trigger it, u just need to place it there and set the weapons

In lmao by SRAW:

nah it sucks
and i didnt know that hemp was a hallucinogen

In Log in screen by SRAW:

i disagree with watever mate said

In Thoughts On New Depeche Mode Release RONG by SRAW:

bad taste -_-
soad ftw

In Help Please by SRAW:

u probably have a fucked up brush

i think u can enter the brush number somewhere and delete it

In Texture Ugliness! by SRAW:

maybe u set something wrongly in the func_water properties(or ur drowning)

In Has my computer finally broken down for steam? by SRAW:

dumbass, just delete the steam directory and clear the registry for steam, then just reinstall

In Armor and Random Weapon Spawn by SRAW:

wow, a rare cameo by dixi
and the only thing random in cs is which spawn points some1 spawns in(hope that helps)

In Left 4 dead online by SRAW:

use garena, it has tons of ppl playing l4d(actually 1500)

In helicopter? by SRAW:

did u remove the wads from ur map? the gamedll_linux means nothing if ur using a windows, so stfu and remove the wads

In y?? by SRAW:

did some1 change my avatar?(im not chnaging it back cause i got tired

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edan said:

Wtf is up with Sraw's avatar? Its like some malay soap opera

hmm, it seems more like korean

In It's Febraury 15th... Time for some points! by SRAW:

since my avatar is changed, any points(i promise no ass-jacketing)

In Where find ORIGIN brush ? by SRAW:

green with O's on it

In how to make cannons? by SRAW:

u need a func_tank and func_tankcontrols for the gun

In It's Febraury 15th... Time for some points! by SRAW:

i deserve 45
edit: and since my high of 21 about 2 months ago, i would have 73 points :)

In Groups and Definitions by SRAW:

i should be on the counter strikers list, mate de bullshit probably sucks anyway, ive been playing cs for 5 years(since condition zero came out)

In Whats IS pole socking? by SRAW:

LivingDog said:

When it comes to the world's fastest growing sport, superjer ranks
second!

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Manly men who have manly posts maningly edit their man posts ... um

whos this dumbass?

In Tate ve Shita by SRAW:

since ur scared of a picture

In Tate ve Shita by SRAW:

gay

In I am crying of wierdness! by SRAW:

save the map as a .map dude

and 3.5 is still in beta, so u need the 3.4 files and just place the 3.5 exe over the 3.4

In Where find ORIGIN brush ? by SRAW:

or use a aaatrigger brush, or dl zhlt.wad

In need suggestions by SRAW:

i have a feeling its on of the older users(but whom?)

In Once again I feel nothing but hatred for Windows Vista. by SRAW:

Havokk Edge said:

I cant even use MS shit.Gatta have a key and all...and im on xp

go to system32 folder in windows and try to delete the wgtray.dll and exe files
it will give an error, so open up task manager and end wgtray process, then delete the files fast b4 it comes back, then no need cd key!

In Map compile error! Need help quickly!!! by SRAW:

defragment ur harddisk and increase the swap file size thingy, dont run any programs in the background and it should compile ok