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My Fav gun is A m2 shotgun with a deagle
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OMG this is better than SIMPSONS! And BARNABY!
Please keep posting ;)
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Ya .. there are many locations like L.A. New york Stockholm
and many other places but try this link you see in my SIG
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jacksmoke234 said:
I can make one for source.. I just need to get my hands on the one for 1.6 and see how well I can make it.
Thats would be cooL!!
Cuz i cant play 1,6 To good Computer

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superjer said:
Molkman, your post was much more entertaining how I originally read it:

molkman said:
Currently I'm trying to create some hot Jazz music within "Reason".


Don't forget to share your reasonable jazz music with us!

Arhh yea i love jazz!
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YES! The best way is to buy it i looking for a server (Not so expensive) and looking for some answers is a voice server the same as a game server but with voice? or just something to use upon a game server? cuz i found this site voice slots : 10
Game slot : 0 location London
Month $: 4,75$ / 0,76
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OO Super jer ?
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SJ's ?? who?
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I stop for now but ill return! :D and i will always remember ya all
But...
bye for now...
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AK47 and sniper rifle IS the Greastest Weapon In cs
Some got hl2? ...
... and the mod "Sourceforce" its really funny there's build time. click button and get a brick 6 differents brick and protect you flag and build towers and other things. Remember to make an entrance and Exit at your flag.... beacuse capture Enemy falg and bring it to the other at spawn...
Really fun and Fight time. fight capture there is Combine and rebels...
and there is Soldier; Unknown weapon
Scout; Fast and with SMG
Engineer Can build in Fight round with G-gun while press r
Rockeeteer... bazookA and mines BOMB's And Bomb sensors...
and more ... .
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"jrkookid" said:
wtf is macdiddys u twit (i always wanted to say that)
:D me2
Macdiddy's IS mcdiddys Don,t you know that newb??
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-.- Habbo is A boring game... sometimes its is write down on the new'paper ... And they write "Habbo ... ....make ... PORN..."
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"general_zim" said:
to raise his post count.

Fuck Post count why all about "post count" its the Message ...
OMG
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"mrsticks" said:
pole stocking is boooorrrein

Its "boringggg" not boooooorein, GER?...
but im say Pole stocking is boring 2 :D
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Superjer.... Please tell me when you finish MD3 and the game, ill' waiting a while...
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check this out!! and please vote
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ill think this was a "funny site"
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"brad1000" said:
get lost u bitch if i here a word about him again ill ill ill.........
its a good thing he left

ps fuck u mrsticks
pss i like pizza

hmmm i think you got a bit right but im not sure!
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OMG and i was so close to be friends with him I will help you and i copy your bunny into my sign Bye bye forever :S
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Jokes and funny Pics (or something funny)
"2"
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Year i (WE) can,t wait for mcdiddys game or the movieee ohhh.... you know??
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"Cammi Falls" said:


HEHE LOl funny
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"brad1000" said:
"The_sloth" said:
"Master-of-Disaster" said:
"brad1000" said:
shut up ill fight u


Oh it
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"superjer" said:
"The_sloth" said:
Beacause I can get "Top Posters or something...."


Whoops! Look what happened!

-1300



:'( (why me????) What have i done??
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"Nuclearblob" said:
screenshot!




i'll do more when i can be bothered

nice<
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"superjer" said:
You have to switch to survival mode when the rain comes.

I just keep pumping shit outta that volcano until the rain stops and then I try to play normal again.

"pumping shit outta that volcano" is my new catch phrase btw.




Please tell me how can I made Cartoons or Games please ... i needed!
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Lol Not really funny but ok...
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"molkman" said:
What's a cartoon enigne?


its a Engine where you Couldn made cartoons ...
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Sry but i new.. i know how i do now :D ty
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beacuse so can all read even new and old :D
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Ohh... kk
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Bye I Have to go now! bye .......
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LOL that's the baddest ever !.......... But you are nice to made Bunny's and You know...
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http://www.allstuff.dk/daily_pic.htm here a some link s to funny pictures How can I Add them to this "post a reply"?
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Yo daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention.

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The Ballerina

A good-looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She sits down at the end of the bar and immediately raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer. At that moment, everybody notices that she doesn't shave her armpits. When she finishes her drink she raises her arm again to get another one. Again, everybody sees her incredibly hairy armpits. This happens a few times.
Meanwhile, a drunk man on the other side of the bar says to the bartender as he passes him, "Hey! D'you see that ballerina on the other side of the bar?"

The bartender gives him a nod.

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A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 30 Catholic, 10 Baptist ones, 20 Lutheran, and 40 Presbyterian."



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A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief robbed her of 100 dollars. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the month if she doesn't receive some divine intervention.

The worker organizes a collection amongst the other postal workers, who dig deep and come up with 96 dollars. They get it to her by special courier the same morning.

A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same hand on another envelope. He opens it and reads: "Dear God, Thank you for the 100 dollars. This month would have been so bleak otherwise. P.S. It was four dollars short but that was probably those thieving bastards at the Post Office."



The neighborhood postman was retiring after 30 years. On his last day of delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the mail box in honor of his retirement. Some left money, some left small gifts, and some met him at the door and invited him in for a drink.

As he was putting the mail in the mailbox of the last house, the door opened, and the woman of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She invited him inside and lead him upstairs where she made mad passionate love to him. After their lovemaking she lead him downstairs where she prepaired an exquisite dinner for him.

He found a dollar bill under his plate as he ate and asked her about it. She explained, "When I called my husband to tell ask him what we should give you for your retirement, he said, 'fuck him, give him a dollar.' Dinner was my idea."


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No Arms and No Legs... Pile

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs lying in a pile of leaves?
Russell.

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--That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
--Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.

--Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.

--Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants...

--Would rather end up like Nicole Kidman than Nicole SIMPSON.

--Overheard 5-year-old daughter shouting, "Faggot!" while watching "Mr. Rogers".

--Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35.

--I mean come on, people. . . the dude LOST TO STEELY DAN!!!

--Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum.

...And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce. . .

--Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change.

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Not Going To Try This Again

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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Hey Superjer!
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"UberJer" said:
yes well, thank you. At least I spelled it correctly, just used it wrong. This kid... good god.
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: Here can you made some jokes and pictures(FUNNY!!!)

Hope you have some good jokes or something funnyy.....
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Hey Someone get Source forts?
A mod to HL2 (Half-life2)

someone tell me who i can get Console?? pls! [ url]
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Hi I hope MD game are finish In few days!...









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