Posts written by UberJer:
I actually did find the zombie river, which I'm not actually 100% on it's purpose besides killing zombies. Do they only spawn in that one place cuz it's the only dark place and the game NEEDS to spawn a set amount of them or something?
Aaahhhh see that makes more sense. I was like "no way in hell I could do this on my singleplayer world. Shit I can't even find any Iron in my damn singleplayer world, let alone diamond or build an underwater palace.
So I started playing this, what the FUCK kind of time do y'all have on your hands? My offline biome is lame as shit and then I log into your server and holy CHRIST (I shouted). I dig the underwater place. Also the castle. Also the nekkid zelda (well done aaron).
Never seen anyone actually ON the server though.
Like most people I work for whoever's handing out the cash, but recently ABC and FUELTV have been paying my bills.
Well, barring that fact, yeah.
But isn't it fun to eat three cheesy gordita crunches after a long night of drinking and still wake up two pounds lighter than you were?
Yup, still really bad. Like last time. This time, I'll give you tips though:
Fire doesn't move when the source moves (your pillar of fire moves like a stick from the front of the paintball gun). Instead, it emits and then moves independently from it's environment. If you were to, say, composite a blast of fire coming from an actual flamethrower in there, it might look better. In fact, always use actual footage of things in your composites.
Spread: fire doesn't come out looking like a stick either, it spreads out and billows.
Smoke: Where is it? Fire makes smoke. And find real smoke.
Effect on Environment: The area around you should light up in relationship to the position of the flame.
Finally, color correct the entire image to make everything look cohesive. An overall correction to add some style, but also correct each individual element in the composite UNDER that final correction so they all look like they're supposed to be there. Look at your natural lighting (and light quality), and adjust according.
To wit: http://www.videocopilot.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Blog_Outtake_web.mov
Having a super-drive metabolism is fucking RAD.
Just because you said that, I made it my face.
Vegas for editing, After Effects for color correction and compositing (which at times involves some Photoshop).
If you have a Mac, Final Cut Pro is the obvious option. I personally like Vegas better, but working on various jobs I have to work in FCP from time to time, and it's pretty easy to get used to.
To answer your question, no.
For instance, I will (periodically) return for about a week and then disappear back into the film industry.
Your videos are made of suck.
But those are even more expensive than my new vest! I'll consider it though. Do you know anyone that has used them? Do they really work?
I've got the 5H v2's that Steelsound makes and they've been great for all... probably a year and a half that I've thrashed them about. Really rugged fuckin' headphones. I can only assume the Siberia model (being newer) is just as good or better so I put my endorsement behind them.
Well then Aaron I believe you want this headset.
Opened the dictionary to the page you wanted? Doesn't that feel good?
Yes but usually this happens when you try that:
They are. And they play the only sport worth watching besides college football.
My friends and I were playing on New Years and I hadn't played anything past the demo.
That witch came at me and I spewed beer all over the place because I screamed some indeterminable amount of swear words at the television. Bitch just jumps at you for having a goddamn flashlight on, you gotta be kidding me. Don't let that Zoe bitch near her, she can smell the menstruation.
Can you give me a solution on how to play Wii games without having to pay and without using a mod chip??
So... you want to know how to physically steal shit then?
Sharks, probably against the Bruins but the Wings are showing potential.
this is an OLD FUCKING VIDEO THAT'S BEEN AROUND FOR YEARS THAT i found on youtube
It's not so great. In fact it's pretty meh.
I've come back to tell you to get the fuck out.
DAYUM SON. Where the hell have you been?
Pardon my negroid verbiage.
This is now the PC Specs thread, I shall begin:
Display: 15.4" WideUXGA 1920 x 1200 LCD (1200p)
Graphics Card: 512MB nVidia GeForce 8800M GTX
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo T8300 2.4GHz (3MB Cache 800MHz FSB)
Operating System: Windows XP Professional
Memory: 4GB Dual Channel DDR2 SO-DIMM at 667MHz
It says 2038 GB, which I'm sure is either a photoshop job or a computer error, seeing as you can't feasibly have that many RAM slots on a mobo. I've got 4GB, just for the record.
Actually I laughed pretty hard. 'Cause, yeah, my first thought was "awp shotgun" as well. Aside from how hard it fails. Try harder.
The only reason I "know" is because I caught you two giggling like school girls on the chat-o-matic.
Wrong. Go look on your periodic table. In fact, I'll help you. Please direct your attention to number 79. Element + Element ≠ Element.
I have to say I prefer the PS3 over the Xbox.
I don't care what G4 says, that's their opinion, this is my opinion, and if you'll notice the conversation underneath the video is leaning towards PS3 favoritism anyway. Now fuck off.
Steel is an alloy you douche.
Beat me to it. But id'a called him an ignorant cunt. EITHER WAY.
Gold is valuable because society dictates it to be so, and yes because it's rare. Same reason why the paper in your mommy's purse caries value. We could have just been like "Yeah it's rare but no one cares and we don't like it so fuck off." but we as a culture enjoy shiny things and huzzah, there's your value.
I think that you should know how to spell the country you've got "dibs" on...
Tell your 13 year old cousin to get a job like everyone else. No freebies.
I don't know if it's possible, but could you mount the center of the X (4 doors equidistant from each other, top view) to the door frame/ground so that it free-spins? Like, you're not making a "Door" entity, you're making 2 wall/box/objects (that are pushable) to make the X, but the center is the anchor point. Then just skin them like doors. I hope that makes sense.
Unless I'm mistaken and that's what you're asking about, I took your post to mean you were attempting to make a door that spins at all times.
That works as well. PC's will always be the true hero of gaming.
I've played both extensively and I have to say I prefer the PS3 over the Xbox.
PS3 is like it's own media-center, it's infinitely customizable (it has a stock option to install new OS's on it for instance) can play BluRay (Xbox just plays DVDs), is FREE to go online and play ANY game, and has Metal Gear Solid 4, which is really like the second coming as far as anyone's concerned.
There's a ton of different comparisons, some which the Xbox win, but I'll just bring those up when the questions arise.
The answer to your original question is CS1.6 and TF2.
CS:S and CZ forcibly divert air at/around phalluses.
Go to those vendors/their websites and ask/look for them. No one can tell you the specific sales demographic of your area.
Well what about MY space? Can you even hack space?
Man that's a mindfuck of a question in'nit?
What's funny is that it was meant for cloud... go figure.
what the hell it dont play
I'm quoting you so you can't pretend like you didn't say it.
Can someone get Jiggy here a tampon? Maybe a side of cranberry juice.
Yeah cuz if magic isn't real then some paranormal shit obviously is.
I know what he's talking about. It's "Apartments", for those of you who play(ed) in CAL or similar leagues.
The sounds you're looking for are attached to any "tile" texture. Look through the Materials.txt file and find the ones marked with a capital T and scope out the scene there buddy.
All the "T" textures will produce the tile sound as in inferno.
Well it is plausible seeing as I doubt Aaron went and said "Hello there miss lady, now before we kick this off, I'd like you to visit this forum I post on full of pre-pubescent kids and aggravated 20-somethings and just have a look around. Read all of my posts to make sure we're a match and all. C'mon! It'll be super!"
Now, when you say "But I want to play it on CSS" are you saying that it's a NON-SOURCE map or that it was made for a different game and you're trying it in CSS, or did you just phrase that sentence wrong? Because if it's either of the first two then there's your problem.
The less you spell correctly the less intimidating you are.
Kid? Son I'm probably older than you.
And I'm a filmmaker so I actually DO make "videos" quite often.
Whatever the hell that was it was shitty.
This place is horrible, truly horrible. The admins really only make it worse. We either insult everyone or mess with their posts and profile data. It entertains me endlessly that hapless fools keep coming here...
But really! Welcome to the empyrean of the internet.
lol, I love to smoke pole.
I just laughed my ass to the ground.
"famous youtube star". Give this kid an award for best sense of humor.
we know hes spelling it wrong on purpose
You just... don't get it do you?
For FUCK'S sake.
Fair enough. Harry, post your error log either way, we need to see what it's telling you.
Havokk it isn't a hammer issue. It has no need to be in that forum.
Everyone on the internet is now dumber, for having been anywhere near this thread. The fact that the cumulative IQ of it is somewhere under 60 makes baby Jesus want to cry. Furthermore, I must ask that you find some way to start acting a little more like respectable human beings, and stop talking about how awesome your porn collection is, or how you have some supreme online power that can wisk away your enemies. Havokk, MrSticks, and Jigsaw (wherever he is) you all get 0 points in the game of life, and may god have mercy on your souls.
Linux is for rich snobs dude, no one can afford that shit!
Have you installed anything recently? Any updates? Do the Ctrl-Alt-Del and make sure nothing is using up your resources.
Do a virus check, that'd slow ya down pretty quick.
I prefer Lavasoft's Ad Aware, which you can pick up for free at lavasoft.com
If you have Norton, uninstall it immediately.
Havokk you have to have graduated Jr. High before you can be a mod.
It's just the rules of the interwebs.
As your former CS server admin, I regret to inform you that I recieve the following message when I try to connect:
] connect freshmap.net
NET Ports: server 27015, client 27005
Server IP address 192.168.1.104:27015
Connecting to freshmap.net...
Connection accepted by 188.8.131.52:27015
BUILD 3651 SERVER (0 CRC)
Server # 4
Missing bitmap font: gfx\vgui\fonts\1440_Primary Button Text.tga
Missing bitmap font: gfx\vgui\fonts\1440_CommandMenu Text.tga
Missing bitmap font: gfx\vgui\fonts\1440_Scoreboard Text.tga
Missing bitmap font: gfx\vgui\fonts\1440_Scoreboard Title Text.tga
Missing bitmap font: gfx\vgui\fonts\1440_Scoreboard Small Text.tga
Missing bitmap font: gfx\vgui\fonts\1440_Title Font.tga
Couldn't find map maps/fresh_0_48661e61.bsp, server will download the map
Commencing connection retry to freshmap.net
Connecting to freshmap.net...
Connection accepted by 184.108.40.206:27015
BUILD 3651 SERVER (0 CRC)
Server # 4
Couldn't find map maps/fresh_0_48661e61.bsp, server will download the map
Error: server failed to transmit file 'maps/fresh_0_48661e61.bsp'
Error: could not load file maps/fresh_0_48661e61.bsp
Model maps/fresh_0_48661e61.bsp not found and not available from server
Cannot continue without model maps/fresh_0_48661e61.bsp, disconnecting.
My assumption is that it may only be the one map, but just in case, there it is.
Go to your local electronics store, you can find a copy there. You don't even have to waste the time DLing it, it's just right there on a DVD and you're good to go. You can even have CS3!
The word is DEED.
from star trek...
Down Rodeo said:
It can be a minimum of 1/30 of a second long otherwise it lasts less than one frame which doesn't make sense.
No it'd be 1/60.
1/24 is film, 1/30 is NTSC (like your home camera), and 1/60 is broadcast (such as news channels)
Yeah well I give it an out of... uh... shit.
Who's dick what now? MAKE SENSE GODDAMNIT!
Wow you two should get married.
Yeah I would be too Corn.
You're soooo... ish-y.
Aaron, I have to point this out, but at the time of this posting you have 1337 posts.
Your cookie is in the mail along with Svetlana, the mailorder bride I got you.
I'm not dead either missy.
Aaron just said what I said but more bluntly and more assholeish!
GOD I wish I was Aaron...
She's dead to you, look straight through her if you see her, if she talks, don't respond past monosyllabic responses (hi, good, thanks, bye, etc.) if it's online, not at all.
Cut the girl out of your life and eventually you'll be ok. Once you don't care how she feels about you, or how you feel about her (because that's what it comes down to) feel free to talk to her and kill her with kindness.
But I didn't come back when the new forum went up.
I came after.
That's what she said.
See mellow that's why we're still friends.
Liar, You totally don't know what's going on!
YOU'RE SO HURTFUL!
GTA IV is one of the better games I've played in recent memory.
But it is for PS3, so that's saying something because, comparatively, there's almost no even *decent* games out for it.
What's going on in this thread?
Some of the hosting sizes have gone up since this list was compiled, but yeah. here.
No one's half American. Or any part American. Unless you're Native American, then it's ok.
So in reality, you're Mexican. Have fun with that.
What the? AAAHHHGGGG!!!
Dude JMD where have you been? This guy deserves around 4 Billion points taken away for legibility, spelling, grammar, general stupidity, and not reading posts before him.
Probably many other things as well, but I really don't feel like listing them.
One's moronic behavior brings us together. Awwwwww.
Yeah you dump-bass bullhshits, he's not stupid!
Anonymous, we just exist everywhere don't we?
Or, perhaps, Joke ≠ 0, therefore does not come in contact with brad. Annndddd if I said that in the wrong terms or what have you, I hope you understand what I intended to say.
So we just made this, you try it and drink it. You'll love it and have all sorts of natural and artificial energy.
1/4 of the blender is strawberries
fill rest with 2.5 cans red bull and
Trader Joe's "Iced Tea & Lemonade" (it's got golfers on the front).
Feeds aprox. 4 people.
Seeing as that post got deleted too, I'll also add this:
When the topic-starting post says "My weapon alignment is left-handed for some reason", it probably means his weapon alignment is left-handed. No need to ask.
Jesus FUCK brad are you mentally challenged or what? Honestly?
The "h" menu usually only applies to people who have downloaded a command menu. As for your problem buddy, I'd say the resolution change MAY do it... and if not... yeah, broke'd.
gg picking like all the guns in the game as your "favorite gun"
Same applies to you brad.
Oh good christ he thought I was serious...
I guess that's a form of answering my question.
"South Park"? What is that a new show? I don't think any of us have heard of it. I'll make sure to check channel 56.
GOD BRAD ARE YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED!?
Sloth edited his post, so I am too. Otherwise it makes no sense.
These young whippersnappers think they're all that and a bag of sliced bread... they just found the internet. We'll have to kick their asses into shape.
yes well, thank you. At least I spelled it correctly, just used it wrong. This kid... good god.
Dude, brad... I don't know where the fuck you came from... or why you're here... I don't really care... but all the posts I've seen you make have made little to no sense. Work on that. Spelling, punctuation, etc.
Go fourth. Learn.
Ok, for the love of god. Lol and omfg are abbreviations. So you cant "say" lol in Russian. You'd get laugh, out, and loud, 3 separate words, find the first letters and just compile the abreve. HOWEVER, people in Russia probably wont know what the hell the three letters mean because LANGUAGES AREN'T FUCKING DIRECTLY TRANSLATABLE!
Dude I still remember to show up here every once in a while to remind you all that even if you're an old geezer you can still remember who your friends are.
I'll expect the money at my PO box soops
We need Buffalo Chicken Tenders w/ BBQ sauce. For damn sure.
Yeah if you have all those "Good" specs, then do a virus/spyware check. But that mobility X600 probably isn't helping you.
As far as memory, 1 Gig of RAM is sufficient unless it's installed wrong and only using one stick (assuming you have more than one equaling a gig).
I have an X850XT 256mb, AMD 64 2800+, and a Gig of RAM. I have, however, over clocked most of my stuff. If you can do it, try. Make sure you do it safely and don't burn your shit out.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That made me fuckin' lawl.
"Can you stop postin porn?"
"yeaaah ;) *porn link*"
Hahahaha, fuckin' bot's got PERFECT timing.
OMG LOOK ITS ME AGAIN! BEING BACK LIKE A HURRICANE... fuck that's not how it goes... anyway:
I would totally tap Elenkos. Meet me at my trailer.
I'm talkin to Elen, not you. Whoever thought I was talking to them.
Anyway; trailer, you, me, now, letsgo.
ok Uberjer please stop speaking star trek language and learn english
Read it backwards fool. It says "It was aaronjer?"
The real question is do I take the effort to make a new sig that says Uberjer?
I wanna be uberjer!
[nelson] HA-HA! [/nelson]
Its head dude... are you retarded?
EDIT: And how is getting offerd head a "problem"?
?rejnoraa saw ti
And if you DID add a light, make sure its inside the map considerably, it dosent have to be mounted on a ceiling or anything, you can chuck it in the middle.
Get your friends in there too. We need people.
Yeah I dont like it either, like I said, we're workin on smoothing things out.
Yeah someone said they hated my sig...
so I did a new one...
not because he said he didnt like it...
but because I was bored with it and it vaugely works with the green of the forum...
^ He says that it'll be up soon, just give it a few more minutes... maybe 2 hours YA NEVER KNOW.
We'll be working out the bugs n stuff too.
Find a company that hosts them like Clan Servers and buy one.
Yeah uh... editing? He didn't have to do that all in one go.
Buck and I are working on that. Buck said he got the server running and he's gonna be installing the AMX/ Adminmod/ whatever soon.
However, I'm not 100% sure, thats just what he told me.
I founded the real longcat. Unshopped.
But longcat IS real! Its not a shop or anything! He's REAL I tell you! REAL!
At least I'm pretty sure it's not shopped.
THE ACTION THAT I MISSED! GOD damnit I wanted to be on the Red team
Man... I'll just have to wait till the next tournament then...
Longcat beats any cat in any sink any day, save longcat in a sink.
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
Also Lucifer is an angel gone rouge, so he does believe in God and knows he's the savior of all mankind, he just dosen't like it.
Also Satan can't be satanist. Same reason why Jesus wasn't christian.
Yeah ya know... "kosher salt" on the "nazi".
Wink wink nudge nudge ya know what I mean?
I KNEW I was hwat. No one believed me.
I just beat Blood Money twice: On easy and normal.
Seriously guys, go buy the game, it's better than the last 3, which means it's totally fuckin' fantastic.
Oh hey guys, whatsup? haha.
I don't have a pic of MY comp, but it's that case and shit.
HAHA! 5 STARS BITCHES 'N HOES!
To make a flash, you take some black powder and light it, preferably with one of those long lighters/ matches, don't wanna burn your hand now! So put all the black powder in a pile (try a small one first) and light it! It makes alota smoke too!
U cant take credits for a map who someone else has created
if u gonne make a advanced assault map
creat it by ur self
Did he say he was making cs_assault? No, he was doing an "advanced" version, which can be argued as artistric representation or paradoy. Therefore he can do whatever the fuck he wants with any map he wants, as long as it's diffrent. Why do you think theres so many fuckin versions of iceworld?
Fuck if I know! All I know is my sister has it on DVD and it said "PANTERA" in big letters, which made me stop and watch, and I wish I didnt.
Here in America, we have what are called "pimps".
These pimps own all the prostitutes, or "hoes" in the area. These "pimps" usually drive purple Cadilacs, according to popular TV shows and Movies.
Hence, a purple car would be called a "pimpmobile"
Sort of like the Popemobile.
Yeah they did a song for an episode where the squirrel makes the sponge do all sortsa extreme stunts. And they play the riff over and over and over again. It was rather sad.
Yeap. You can also buy a firewire to firewire cable, that'd work too.
But yes, it comes stock with a firewire to USB cable.
My 300gb came from office depot by Maxtor. About $200 somthing.
A 200gb is $180, a 100gb is $150.
It's this one:
HERE: Newegg.com has my 300gb for $203.
Go external. An internal would get wiped/ fucked over like the regular one because they're connected. Think of an external as a big-ass flashdrive.
Yeah I lost all of my music (both MINE and purchased) and all of my video projects a while back because my dad decided he wanted to "install things" on my computer.
Long story short: 300gb external hardrive up and kickin!
He was all up, like... stuffed up into the hizzy. You know, like kinda up around into the hizzy in the corner. It's hard to see him up there.
I thought I told everyone that's where I was going. I left a note somewhere... Oh damn here it is... whoops.
I was here before you son! I'm an oldie like Jacksmoke. 'Cept I don't post nonstop.
Uhh... you get to see Jennifer Esposito's tits too!
EVERYONE here needs to go rent/ buy the movie Crash. If you have one single mature cell in your body, you'll like the movie. It's about racisim and stereotypes and that sort of thing.
*Sniff* I understand *Sniff* That's so sweet.
Like how the icons line up with the background? I do...
Awww I thought you loved me? What happened? ANOTHER? WHERE IS HE I'LL WRITE A LETTER OF COMPLAINT LIKE An old woman....
OMGZORZ 'n stuff....
Whenever peoples try to draw him, he comes out David Bowie.
IT was cool. MCD1 was a bit better, but 2 made me laugh at some parts as well. So gg super.
Pardon my ignorance but what is this game?
Ewwww dude. Thats funny... but grroooooosss.
Yes, yes massa! Toby! Toby!
Yeah. I don wanna feel special WITH smoke. Ill feel special at the same TIME as smoke, just not WITH him. On a seperate note, TFC would be cool to have.
Ah, roger that. At least YOU moved on. Now we shall work on him... or not whichever works.
Mellow, you just gonna say "yah!" for every post? C'mon dude, at least say "Hell Yeah!" or somthing, make it more than one word.
Shit dude, ill Admin. I do it on *counts* 4 other servers anyway! Ill PM you for further details from you.
Speaking of losing things; Jack! You lost your 1000 posts! Get those back!