In Magnets? by eDan Co.:

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With an average IQ of 100, yes, they are.

In Magnets? by eDan Co.:

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Physicists knew that all along. Mythbusters showed it on TV, explaining it like you would to an eight-year-old.

In What Happens When You Max Out Your RAM? by eDan Co.:

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LIKE

In Magnets? by eDan Co.:

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If you put this device in a frictionless vacuum, the sum of forces applied to the disc will be 0. Look at your diagram: the magnet at 3 o'clock is doing nothing, the magnet at 1 o'clock is pushing CCW at a force of F(N), and the magnet at 5 o'clock is pulling CW at a force of F(N), etc etc etc with all magnets.

Basically the magnets do nothing. Maybe add mass to the disc, but nothing more.

In Words for Thought.. by eDan Co.:

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Especially since the book describing the universe is part of the universe which it is describing.

In phoenix_r by eDan Co.:

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Spamming, that is.

In Does anything change around here? by eDan Co.:

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I don't think I'll die anytime soon. I operate American PATRIOT missiles. Cool stuff.

Sadly, I'm not here to stay, because I get a week at home every four months.

Umm... So Havokk, how was it?

In how did YOU found superjer.com? by eDan Co.:

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Thanks. But seriously, my brother has a goatee.

In Does anything change around here? by eDan Co.:

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Apparently not.

Here is a list of things I think (or know) have changed during the 2 years I have been gone:

I was drafted to the army!

Havokk got a name change (again).

AaronJer never sent me candy back.

Havokk lost his virginity.

SRAW might be a little bit smarter now that he is older.

Down Rodeo got his degree.

SuperJer married a chimp?!

I owe you all many many points for all the Point Days I wasn't here for.

In how did YOU found superjer.com? by eDan Co.:

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My brother has a goatee and he's Mexican.

In 300 post? by eDan Co.:

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Does that mean you will post once and then shut up for a while?

Sorry, I've been being way too mean to you.

P.S. You just lost 17 points for being yourself.

In Omg I need halp with something wet by eDan Co.:

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Small Brain...

In portal file error! by eDan Co.:

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Check out the FAQ.

In by eDan Co.:

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Good for you, kid.

In What is the difference between ddr1 and ddr2? by eDan Co.:

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Another Indian bot...

In Where did you get your name from? by eDan Co.:

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ALMOST your real name.

In Where did you get your name from? by eDan Co.:

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Mushrooms. Google it.

In another computer help thing by eDan Co.:

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Right click any folder-> Customize-> Change icon. But that's only for folders.

2nd option is to change your ugly background.

In really weird 1337 thing by eDan Co.:

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Huh?

In Shigidy by eDan Co.:

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Waddar you suggesting? Take a look at our registration dates...

In The Official Omegle™ Truck by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, too many perverts looking for "horny girls". And then when you present yourself as a female no one believes you.

In I MOVED by eDan Co.:

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Whydja move? Work-related issues?

In I never got to show you guys by eDan Co.:

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I promise you this printscreen was not edited in any way other than cropping.

In Weight loss and me. by eDan Co.:

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I fasted for 24 hours and stopped because I decided it would affect my performance at school tomorrow. I have a quiz, P.E. and 6 other lessons.

In Weight loss and me. by eDan Co.:

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He could show us his extreme weight loss. Some Before and After pictures including the same day's newspaper would be nice.

In Ohkay, VEERY funny guys by eDan Co.:

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Ah, really? MrsTicks has been gone? Too bad I missed that...

In Weight loss and me. by eDan Co.:

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When are you gonna stop?

Keep us updated on how your undiet goes, maybe I'll try it myself.

In The Official Omegle™ Truck by eDan Co.:

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Yes, you did.

In Holy crap! by eDan Co.:

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SRAW?

In Holy crap! by eDan Co.:

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HAY GUYS!

I'm also proud to announce that the forum rabbi is 100% atheist!

In The Official Omegle™ Truck by eDan Co.:

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I've never heard of this pervert handout spot before... Pretty cool.

In Holy crap! by eDan Co.:

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What's 134501?

And yeah, there's a lot less schoolwork to be done now, so I think I'm here to stay!

In Holy crap! by eDan Co.:

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http://www.break.com/pictures/hot-cammy-cosplayer-girl1470279.html

Does Mrs. Falls know about this???

In I thought I'd return to the forums by eDan Co.:

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The reason I actually left (besides my OWLs (I think that's their English name)) is because of shitheads whose posts are too annoying to be read. I won't name the specific shitheads, but I think you know who I'm talking about. the_cloud_system, fedex, SRAW, Sloth, phoenix_r...

Anyway, I'll leave as fast as I can before I have to give out August 15th's points.


Goodbye!

In Awareness Test by eDan Co.:

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I was actually looking for something wacky. These awareness test are really old.

In I...ya.. by eDan Co.:

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So did I. Are you excited? Sexually stimulated?

In Secret truck no. Dunno by eDan Co.:

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Yay! Secret truck!!!

Has anyone found one of Superjer's trucks yet?

In I've been away for a while... by eDan Co.:

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Now I'm back to see how you guys are doing.

I haven't been around for two reasons:
1) I had final exams, and that was very time-consuming.
2) Fedex and Phoenix don't shut up.

Anyway, I hope I'll be around for Point Day on June 15th.

Good day!

In I was looking at posts I made a few years back. by eDan Co.:

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You know, the 'Users With Such IPs' was added because of FallingShit and FakeJer.

In Death Star Vs. The Enterprise by eDan Co.:

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17 points to you, sir!

In WoW by eDan Co.:

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What ellipses are you talking about? I saw you said something about them in the chat too...

In Zachjer by eDan Co.:

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Don't do that signature thing again. It stretches the page, fucks up any thread you post in, and is really annoying. Do you want us to have bad connotations with you posting?

In Gun help by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, fedex_ already bought his ticket to Banland, he just needs to step in.

In Black&White by eDan Co.:

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Please stop. You know I'll ban you...

In I was looking at posts I made a few years back. by eDan Co.:

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Really?! I just wanted to see when CornJer's last post was and then I saw it- "Other users with sush IPs: FallingShit".

Why?

In cloud system by eDan Co.:

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Yeah? Well don't... unless you have something to say which is ON TOPIC... but you don't.

In Gun help by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, what the fuck?

In WoW by eDan Co.:

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This truck was bumped twice by two different newbies. What's your problem?

In I was looking at posts I made a few years back. by eDan Co.:

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Oh my god!!

Is there a good explaination as for why CornJer and FallingShit have the same IP?

In I was looking at posts I made a few years back. by eDan Co.:

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Wasn't your last post a few years ago?! Where the hell have you been? We all missed you...

In why oh why teh jer by eDan Co.:

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It was too big. We have rules about these things... maybe. Does it matter how many times your name+PENIS appears? I think we all get the point after 6 times...

Also, I'm a vaginaclown. Get your facts right.

In Black&White by eDan Co.:

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I've read the book... in Hebrew... 6 years ago.

In Black&White by eDan Co.:

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Did I not get something?

Also, Havokk, who the hell are you talking about?

In Death Star Vs. The Enterprise by eDan Co.:

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Wow coolio! is tis for reel?

In Question by eDan Co.:

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Hi.

In NatureJay by eDan Co.:

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I already posted Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus here before... and Cyanide And Happiness too.

In why oh why teh jer by eDan Co.:

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Jake?! was sure that any two people who think of the same thing are actually the same person. Wow, that statement sounds rather clever and poem-y-ish.

In Black&White by eDan Co.:

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I'm in the middle of reading all of your new posts, but so far things are not looking too good for your password.

In why oh why teh jer by eDan Co.:

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You have impaired conclusion-reaching abilities.

In why oh why teh jer by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, I should have thought about that.

In why oh why teh jer by eDan Co.:

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What are you referring to? LG needs our nice design, or does SJ.com need active people?

In Play this. by eDan Co.:

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That was one ugly castle... it made everything really laggy.

In by eDan Co.:

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I just need to wait for MdV and molkers to see this and then I can DELETE.

In My first firetruck by eDan Co.:

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Please don't lie... I can see much more than you think.

In Play this. by eDan Co.:

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Ok, it's back to being all stretchy.

I must ask you, DaveDays, what's up with you talking about 9/11 all the time? Better yet, why did I make that 2nd castle? What the fuck is going on here?!

In Play this. by eDan Co.:

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0~w_s:693.35,358.35|fl_s:783.35,286.65|w_s:693.35,221.65|fl_s:783.35,151.65|fl_s:785.05,18.3|w_s:691.7,86.65|w_s:693.35,-48.35|fl_s:781.7,-120|w_s:873.35,356.65|w_s:871.7,221.65|w_s:870,86.65|w_s:868.35,-45|w_s:778.35,-191.7|p_s:778.35,-276.7|w_i:780,-51.7|c_s:720,-23.35|c_s:751.65,-20|c_s:805,-21.7|c_s:843.35,-23.35|c_s:720,110|c_s:760,110|c_s:795,110|c_s:833.35,111.65|c_k:725.05,245|c_k:776.7,246.65|c_k:835,246.65|c_k:728.35,380|c_k:780,383.35|c_k:833.4,381.65|w_s:621.65,356.65|w_s:444.9,356.7|fl_s:535,285|w_s:444.9,218.35|w_s:621.65,218.3|fl_s:535.05,150|w_s:446.7,83.35|w_s:621.7,83.3|fl_s:535,16.65|w_s:446.7,-50|w_s:623.35,-50|fl_s:536.7,-120|w_s:538.35,-186.7|p_s:536.65,-275|w_i:536.65,-50|c_q:478.35,381.65|c_q:528.35,383.35|c_q:581.7,383.35|c_q:486.65,241.65|c_q:533.35,241.7|c_q:581.7,240|c_n:481.65,104.95|c_n:531.65,103.3|c_n:578.3,103.3|c_n:486.65,-25|c_n:578.4,-26.7|

This is more accurate. (And more fun to destroy )

In Play this. by eDan Co.:

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I can't get it to work!

In Play this. by eDan Co.:

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Surely there is a way for me to make that code fit. Ever a font size of 0.001 doesn't do...
Oh, yeah, and it's not going all twintowersy on me. Where do I paste the code?

In omg a firetruck by me? well not really but i got a nice map idea by eDan Co.:

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It can be offensive, as long as it offends someone in the sake of topical criticism.

Wait, where were we?

In The Story game. by eDan Co.:

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What the fuck is wrong with you?! Seriously...

In Points? by eDan Co.:

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You can get points for deserving points.

In Do you knooooow? by eDan Co.:

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Sounds like pre-WWII jazz.

Here are some similar tunes (best versions are by Benny Goodman's big-band):

A String of Pearls
A Jazz Holiday
Let's Dance
If You Build A Better Mousetrap (it's not amazing, but I love the name )
Tuesday At Ten
Muskrat Scramble (makes you want to do silly things in a black and white silent film)

In My first firetruck by eDan Co.:

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...as this user.

I thought you never need our help.

In omg a firetruck by me? well not really but i got a nice map idea by eDan Co.:

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Awesome. Is there a limit to how much HP one can get from a healing door?

In Megaman by eDan Co.:

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This was actually posted here a few months ago. I liked it though.

In omg a firetruck by me? well not really but i got a nice map idea by eDan Co.:

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SRAW actually makes good maps.

In omg a firetruck by me? well not really but i got a nice map idea by eDan Co.:

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How does it work?

In Project Euler by eDan Co.:

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Niiccceeee!!

In Project Euler by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, I took a look at it a while back. It's too computersy for me. And no, I didn't continue learning Haskell.

In My title by eDan Co.:

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Wh-- Why??

In eDan Co. by eDan Co.:

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That's because I changed it yesterday.

In eDan Co. by eDan Co.:

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Well, I did make a "blank" signature. I just wanted to make it really obvious to everyone except newbies.

In I don't actually need help by eDan Co.:

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I know! I was waiting for you and DR to see this one. It could not have gone any better.

In Animatinng textures by eDan Co.:

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Yes, yes, all women have breasts... I know. My point is SHUT UP.

In I don't actually need help by eDan Co.:

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Think for your self.
I don't like you, you arrogant piece of shit.

In Animatinng textures by eDan Co.:

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I'm sorry, I thought I opened the "Animating textures" thread... I guess I accidentally clicked on "Lame Insults in Foreign Languages".

In I have no name :( by eDan Co.:

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I take it your penis was never in a woman's mouth?

In Can emotions be titles? by eDan Co.:

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I stopped fixing your spelling, Cloud. Why would you misspell 'quote'? There's a big button that says 'Quote' right over where you write your post. What the fuck!? >.<

In Animatinng textures by eDan Co.:

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Well, yeah, but I kinda know titanium00neon by now. I know he's not a noob.
He just asked a question about something I myself never did... I thought my answer was a good one, until I saw the tutorials. So I got 75% of it. Boohoo.

In Can emotions be titles? by eDan Co.:

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Damn you, this whole fuss is because you made it look like I made a typo. Are you happy now?

In Can emotions be titles? by eDan Co.:

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Yes. Only when I edit other people's posts it doesn't show/change the 'edited' tag.

In Animatinng textures by eDan Co.:

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Huh.

In Animatinng textures by eDan Co.:

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You can make scrolling textures by adding the prefix "SCROLL_" to the texture name. (For example, 'SCROLL_snowwithpiss')

For a transparent texture, make the background 100% blue, and add a '{' prefix to the texture name.

You're using Wally as instructed in the FAQ, right? Awesome.

In Can emotions be titles? by eDan Co.:

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No, Havokk made that up! If I'd edit my own post there would be an 'edited' tag. I have no idea what that 'yy' is supposed to be.


Really? Voice clips? That sounds wasteful. All we'll use it for is yawns and cricket sounds after someone says something that isn't funny.

In Router by eDan Co.:

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Short for Ishmael?

In Can emotions be titles? by eDan Co.:

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What?

In Can emotions be titles? by eDan Co.:

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No, they can't. Shame, isn't it?

In Router by eDan Co.:

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It said something along the lines of:
Hey! I'm CSTRIKER! I think it's a good idea to post my stupid links randomly on this forum!

Yeah? Well guess what, cstriker. I don't like your stupid links. I have your IP and I'll personally make sure none of your mapping questions ever get answered.

Sincerely,
eDan Co.


Did you get a router?

In McDiddys L4D Anyone? by eDan Co.:

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Thank you.


I.T. RULz

In If you were wondering... by eDan Co.:

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The thing is that the translation you found is a bit slangish, and it's spot on. I didn't think you'd find it.

In If you were wondering... by eDan Co.:

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Nice! Don't use a space between the two words.
How did you get that?

Of course now I'll have to change it again. Sent me an email.

In superjer by eDan Co.:

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Man, Superjer's discussion thread went down the drain...

In Intensity Inside! by eDan Co.:

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Too... many... bees!

In If you were wondering... by eDan Co.:

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I don't.. umm.. what did you write?

In If you were wondering... by eDan Co.:

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Actually this is the first time. But I've done the same with Jrkookid recently and with Jigsaw a while ago.


Havokk, I know you're mad at me but you seriously pissed me off bumping all those threads.

In If you were wondering... by eDan Co.:

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Oh, yeah, I'm so stupid.

I'm sorry my dumbfuck brain didn't figure out you opened all of those users for no reason... from Jigsaw's house.

Will you forgive me?

BTW, you know the drill, you could have just sent me an email asking for your passwords.

In Boo! by eDan Co.:

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Mate de Vita already pointed that out. IT is invisible text.

In scary fog by eDan Co.:

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Are you sure it said 'cannot find the file'?
And when you say 'circular', do you mean you used the cylinder? That can go bad if your brush is really small.

In scary fog by eDan Co.:

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Real fog is supported only by the Quake 3 engine, not Quake 1 (which is what HL, or CS, uses).

You can however create many see-through grayish brushes to simulate fog. Read the FAQ for information on custom textures (unless you have the gray you need) and see-through brushes. Make sure your brushes are func_illusionary (and not func_wall) so players will be able to walk through the 'fog'.

In If you were wondering... by eDan Co.:

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SolidKAYOS, Jack da Rippa, Kyuss, Setsuna and Rainz are all Jigsaw's creations. He decided for some reason to create all of those new users.

In Boo! by eDan Co.:

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You would know...

In theme song by eDan Co.:

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In Cynergenic clone of Hitler FOUND! by eDan Co.:

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Didn't click. Too obvious.


Jigsaw, we all know all of these new users are you...

In sy & h by eDan Co.:

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It's showing your life as a graph of a mathematical function. I wish the graph would have an X-axis for time and a Y-axis for quality of living. This way, the function at the bottom would actually make sense; the integral of your life-graph would be the sum of all dx life quality. Also, 'Death' should be at y=0, and not always at the same X-value- the druggie would die sooner.

In water and boat... by eDan Co.:

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I thought of that, but as you said, you can't swim in the water. Maybe make the boat really high (the same height as the water depth), just have the bottom part invisible. This will limit players' swimming only under the boat.

In Counter Strike Game problem by eDan Co.:

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Copying the NAV file is what I was going to tell you to do. Maybe the computers at school are just really slow?

In Havokk the dumbass by eDan Co.:

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That was me and I'm still baffled.

In cloud system by eDan Co.:

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A post is what I just quoted. You must mean 'truck' or 'thread'. And I still don't understand what you are trying to say.

In my map wont open by eDan Co.:

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Is your *.MAP file in your ZHLT folder?
Did you spell the filename correctly?

In any one dotas? by eDan Co.:

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Ooooo... Oh no he di'in't! *Moves head and pointer finger in a circular motion*

In ok by eDan Co.:

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Make the basic structure first (walls, floors, ceilings, windows and doors). Once you've given up on that, you'll give up on all the models and prefabs you mentioned.

In Photobooth Pranks by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, I've seen them all on Jay Leno.

In Havokk the dumbass by eDan Co.:

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Yup, that's how it works. We'd get Hammer questions in the General section every time a newbie asks his first question.

In AtoJams by eDan Co.:

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You do realize Aaronjer is an admin, right?

In by eDan Co.:

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Please stop bumping this stupid truck. It really is stupid.

In any one dotas? by eDan Co.:

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AJ, the microphone is yours.

In Havokk the dumbass by eDan Co.:

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Oh, ok, I saw this after banning him. Unfortunately for him, it is impossible to ban from a single section of the forum.

In Havokk Edge by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, Havokk what the fuck kind of an asshole are you?!
You bumped 12 trucks in the Hammer Mapping section. I wasn't too angry, but then I saw you posted stuff in the FAQ...

The passwords to all of your users are in Hebrew, even if you'd guess what the are, you can't enter it. Fuck you.

In NatureJay by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, me too. I'd also like to apologize.

In Spartan Vs. Ninja by eDan Co.:

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Umm... maybe. I don't like you, but I must admit you're doing a great job covering up your identity. I edited your post a bit because you had a small slip.

In my map wont open by eDan Co.:

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You really aren't reading the FAQ, are you?

In A Map by eDan Co.:

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His girlfriend taught him that one. I'm not sure if when DR said that he meant the his girlfriend actually has one or if she only taught him the phrase.

In my map wont open by eDan Co.:

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Note that you have 6 'mapname's to replace.

In WAD-Files by eDan Co.:

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Down Rodeo is going to tell you to google it, I'm going to tell you to read the FAQ and make your own, and Killer-Duck is going to give you a link to a WAD that is exactly what you are looking for.

EDIT: Too bad Down Rodeo posted while I was writing. You ruined my life!

In This sucks by eDan Co.:

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Not too long ago I was in the exact same situation... You'll soon see how awesome it is to talk with a girl about her vagina tasting weird.

In Wow. by eDan Co.:

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It's a nice story, but you can't possibly believe this is a true one?

Plainfield, Wisconsin has a population of 900. Surely you would find something about such a gruesome murder in that town besides two bored teenagers with a video camera.

They must have chosen that town because Ed Gein lived there. That crazy guy would murder women, rape the body and then cut them open, from their vagina up. Ed Gein is real, but he was arrested a long long time ago, too long ago for it to make sense that he is the murderer.

I don't even know why I'm wasting my time writing all this, the story is bullshit.

In the cloud posts teh game by eDan Co.:

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Word.

In disable weapon by eDan Co.:

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I mean it's the button that looks like a light bulb. Create an entity with it and make it a game_player_equip.

In disable weapon by eDan Co.:

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It is a point-entity. Use the entity tool (light bulb) from the toolbar on the left.

In how to make water that waves??? by eDan Co.:

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Yes, I seem to remember that option. I never tried it, though.

In Has my computer finally broken down for steam? by eDan Co.:

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Oh, I get it now... It's because Family Guy always cuts to crazy bits that have nothing to do with the storyline. The FamilyGuyness is actually what comes after the "If you think that's bad" part.

In Has my computer finally broken down for steam? by eDan Co.:

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Family Guy? The "if you think that's bad..." thing is pretty old.

In cloud system by eDan Co.:

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As the official Cloud System-to-English translator (Yes, I've been editing all his posts to look like English) I can tell you what he is asking. He wants your advice on the installation of "blah blah blah phone connections"

In This sucks by eDan Co.:

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You have a girlfriend?!

In Has my computer finally broken down for steam? by eDan Co.:

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Every post has a date stamp on it.


Forget that, we just like yelling at people.

In Compiling problem (based off tutorial) by eDan Co.:

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Seriously, that's the first thing anyone told you... WTF?

In Dream Time by eDan Co.:

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Changing my own title is like giving myself points... Besides, I can't come up with anything funny. Ever.

In I want my color by eDan Co.:

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I totally forgot that Cornell's a necrophiliac.

In Has my computer finally broken down for steam? by eDan Co.:

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Even then, "your retard it" or what Fedex meant to say, "you're retard it" make no sense.

In Has my computer finally broken down for steam? by eDan Co.:

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Priceless.

In hana cards! by eDan Co.:

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Are you sure? I was told that Honda (or maybe a different Japanese car manufacturer name) meant 'car'. Whatever...

In hana cards! by eDan Co.:

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...Implying that the company's mother is a man?

In hana cards! by eDan Co.:

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...is Japanese for 'car'. Could you imagine if GMC's name was Car? Silly stuff

In Old Forum Game by eDan Co.:

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

It loses it's funny-value if the whole title is 100% sexual.

Requiem for a Vagina

In by eDan Co.:

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B

In by eDan Co.:

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Fuck this shit, anagrams are OK.

In Compiling problem (based off tutorial) by eDan Co.:

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You have two drives-- C: and F:.

You need to have ZHLT, your CS directory and all WAD files to be on the same drive.

In I want my color by eDan Co.:

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Normally we tell people that their colors can't be changed because it's what makes them unique and other bull crap. The thing is, Havokk's post color is EXACTLY the same as Sloth's, so I think it would be best if his color would be changed randomly. We don't want him to actually get what he asked for, god forbid.

In It's April 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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What's your point? (no pun intended)

In sorrey edan by eDan Co.:

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Why apologize to me? Apologize to everyone for what you have just done. Shame!

In Jrkookid by eDan Co.:

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Wrong, quote-chains can consist of no more than 5 quotes. So no more quoting on that one.

In It's April 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Your lottery has an 86% chance of winning? How much would a ticket like that cost?

In I want my color by eDan Co.:

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Good to know.

In Dream Time by eDan Co.:

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Did you know that the area in your brain that is in charge of mathematical and lingual logic is totally inactive during R.E.M? You only dream vague concepts that turn into something logical when you wake up. When this does not happen, you "don't remember your dream".

In It's April 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Any special mathematical meaning?

In 1000 by eDan Co.:

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Stop spamming just to get your post count up!

In 1000 by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, it used to be 12,345 but mello didn't stop posting.

In Dream Time by eDan Co.:

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Are you guys pulling my dick? I've asked a few professionals and musicians in search of other people who dream music. Are you serious?

In It's April 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Nope, it's the number of points you have.


No hard feelings?

In AK47 Vs M4 by eDan Co.:

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What? Dermatitis? Bump? What?!

In 1000 by eDan Co.:

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You're quick, I suppose. I'm at 2,500-ish and I've been around more than x2.5 you, I think.

In It's April 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Jake?! - 24 points for being registered 8 months. Sorry for forgetting you...

In Dream Time by eDan Co.:

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I have very strange dreams. Just the other night I dreamed one single word, 'Demonym'. No context, no people, no nothing! I don't have dreams about words often, but it happens occasionally.

A weird type of dream that I do have a lot is dreaming music. It's not like I dream that I went to some concert, I just dream music. For instance, I dream a duet I play on the clarinet, but in the dream I hear a whole symphonic orchestra playing it with a vivid basso continuo line. Sometimes I even dream a tune I can't recognize, but I can still remember it, so I can play it by ear on the piano. Weird shit.

In It's April 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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"Active" means "has posted at least once over the last month". I think I explained all of this when I first posted that I will give points on the 15th of every other month. I don't remember the name of that truck.

DR, I give up.

In Do you? by eDan Co.:

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Do you use the Bigger Chat option on the forum index? Discuss!

In hana cards! by eDan Co.:

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I see lots of similarities to our modern playing cards. Are these Japanese by any chance?

In A joke to trick your friends. by eDan Co.:

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You mean they need to read it out loud? I read them all as initials because of TWA and the airplane bit.

In It's April 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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The forum has 2 sections that all users can see: Main and Developers. I give points to users active in the Main section because I can't keep track of all the Hammer noobs 'n' such.

In by eDan Co.:

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It's Jrkookid.

In It's April 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Well, the points go to users active in the Main section of the forum. Better luck next time


What's wrong with that?

In It's April 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Isn't that the number of degrees in a Radian?

In It's April 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Inflation, misconduct.

You can switch to Greek Wikipedia if you'd like.

In It's April 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Points have been awarded to the following users:

NatureJay - 141 points for being registered 47 months.
Nezumi - 141 points for being registered 47 months.
molkman - 135 points for being registered 45 months.
Zarathustra - 135 points for being registered 45 months.
Homeslice - 102 points for being registered 34 months.
jrkookid - 66 points for being registered 22 months.
adhesive - 57 points for being registered 19 months.
xXJigsaw23Xx - 54 points for being registered 18 months.
awhippo - 54 points for being registered 18 months.
the_cloud_system - 27 points for being registered 9 months.
Mate de Vita - 18 points for being registered 6 months.
KnightOfH3ll - 12 points for being registered 4 months.
superjer - 0 points because he seems to not want any.
aaronjer - 0 points for having a special number of points.
melloyellow582 - 0 points for having a special number of points
Down Rodeo - 0 points for having a special number of points.
Havokk Edge - 0 points for having a special number of points.
SRAW - 0 points for being a wanker.

I will start taking points away for forum misconduct because point inflation is getting bad.

In Mate de Vate by eDan Co.:

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Superjer.com is the first result you get when googling "make counter strike maps" or many other things of the sort. Shuzzah!

In Xbox Live Game by eDan Co.:

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Yes, we get it. It's Jrkookid.

In battle.net by eDan Co.:

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Yes, you're right.

In Jrkookid by eDan Co.:

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What?

In A problem that occured by eDan Co.:

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Well, which part of the compile takes 2 seconds? Not all parts have to do with lighting.

And if you can compile it easily, try playing the map before you change it. Maybe the lights won't affect the gameplay, who knows...

In How func_rotating works exactly? by eDan Co.:

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Oh, that's a tough one. I read a tutorial about that somewherem and it was rather good. This might be it, I'm not sure.

In Are the forums dying? by eDan Co.:

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I think no-one has anything left to say... All we're left with are stupid forum chains of unfunnyness and random bullshit by The Cloud System.

In A problem that occured by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, you also have waayy too many lights. You don't need 10 in one room, make a few bright ones. Having that many lights will take a long time to compile and might lag your map.

In How func_rotating works exactly? by eDan Co.:

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I didn't understand why it didn't stop, I thought you were using func_door_rotating all along.

In Bang your head on the keyboard - the game by eDan Co.:

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Worst nose-bleed ever.

In Testing by eDan Co.:

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THAT is why you got your chocolate.

In Testing by eDan Co.:

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OK, WE GET IT!

Now let's see someone put funny in a joke.

In Weird problem... by eDan Co.:

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Do you have any other way of testing your map? Another server or something?

In Bang your head on the keyboard - the game by eDan Co.:

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Banging head: hhnjuy

Hasn't Henry noticed Jews under yarn?

In Testing by eDan Co.:

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Is this going to be another stupid forum chain of... Wait, did you say you can put a cat in a hat?

In Router by eDan Co.:

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Nope.

In Post Your Desktops by eDan Co.:

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GDIMFSWTTTICBIMTM!!

God damn it! Mother-fucking stupid wrong their/there/they're. I can't believe I made that mistake.

In i want some points by eDan Co.:

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You must realize that only adding points like this causes massive inflation. This means your points' value will hardly change even if I increase the number you have. I guess we could all steal from SRAW, making us happy and keeping our market stable.

In by eDan Co.:

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Jrkookid and Clone Trooper.

In discuss THIS by eDan Co.:

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I'm getting drafted in a year and a half!

Let's hope they take me to do some physicsy engineering stuff.

In Router by eDan Co.:

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Don't you remember why you guys all said "owned by Edan"?

In 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. by eDan Co.:

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The means he fixed his painful jeans-erection.

In i want some points by eDan Co.:

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You have a nice color and I can't change it anyway.

Points are awarded on the 15th of every other month. (that's in 6 days)

In Router by eDan Co.:

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Why did cstriker edit his post back?

In DECALS PROBLEM!!!!!!! :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( by eDan Co.:

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Clam down. Take a few deep breathes.

Now, decals can only be from Decals.wad. If you want to put any other picture on your walls, you'll have to make it a regular texture and a regular brush.

As for the transparent textures. Fist of all, make sure the texture's name begins with '{'. If it does, apply your texture to a func_illusiounary entity. This entity is only visible, so you can walk through it. If you want it to be solid, make a CLIP-brush. CLIP-brushes cannot be seen or walked through. Now open your func_illusionary's properties and set:
A) Render mode = solid
B) FXamount = 0

(I hope I'm right about the properties part, it's been a while...)

In Post Your Desktops by eDan Co.:

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Should I bring down your post count? Oh, and, by the way, their called 'hyphens'.

In Testing by eDan Co.:

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That you can make pictures all linky 'n' stuff...

In Testing by eDan Co.:

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Is the picture a link? If so, [borat]Great success![/borat]

In Schpida! He is our hero! by eDan Co.:

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The tempo is 91. I made it faster and it sounds nice. The drums are kinda weird though. I think it's still better than the other ones.

In by eDan Co.:

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I actually didn't. Although that reminds me, I never got an email from Jrkookid. I guess he doesn't want his password.

In New problem! help please! by eDan Co.:

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Crossfade?

In Schpida! He is our hero! by eDan Co.:

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It's more of a silly walk, rather.

I'd go with the first song.

In Schpida! He is our hero! by eDan Co.:

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Make him do a silly dance!

In Post Your Desktops by eDan Co.:

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It's been done before and my desktop hasn't changed that much.


Holy fuck your desktop is empty!!

In battle.net by eDan Co.:

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You insist on adding the '?!' to Jake's name, and it seems to always get you in to punctuational trouble.

In battle.net by eDan Co.:

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I can enter the site.

In by eDan Co.:

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I remember that user. SRAW used it to spam the chat...

In Problem with Hammer by eDan Co.:

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Use many more than just one. The outside box of your map should consist of 6 brushes (roof, floor and 4 sides). What Mate de Vita was pointing out is that one single brush can not be used as your map's outside box because it is one huge lump of brush, rather that 6 sides.

In by eDan Co.:

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Didn't you originally enter Orlando as your timezone when you first registered?

I don't know... I'm sleepy.

In by eDan Co.:

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Now I see your avatar. Are you from New-York or from Orlando? Make up your mind.

In by eDan Co.:

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The section name has the word 'help' in it.

In SuperJer.com has MOVED! by eDan Co.:

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What?

In by eDan Co.:

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Find the picture you want (it must be hosted on some server, like Photobucket or whatnot) and enter it's URL in the Avatar thingy when editing your user page.

In superjer by eDan Co.:

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I'd never click a link that SRAW posts. I googled "wild.com" and saw it's Minnesota Wild's official website.

In superjer by eDan Co.:

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I hate Minnesota Wild. Red Wings FTW!


Wait, what does that link have to do with anything? Why in SooperJur's thread?

In Jigsaw by eDan Co.:

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Well, no, it's April 4th. But either way, I'm disappointed.

In Jigsaw by eDan Co.:

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A) Lame.

B) You started this thread March 19th.

In 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. by eDan Co.:

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I wish it was only Pole Socking threads he bumped...

In PS3 and KZ2 by eDan Co.:

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He's not from India, that's for sure... probably not a bot either.


I put my money on 'it's SRAW on vacation in the USA logging on from a public library in Orlando.'


Hey, new guy!

In 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. by eDan Co.:

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Ja. You didn't know all his avatars before his current one were stolen from other users?


Cloud System, stop bumping old threads you little shit!

In c++ pointers and multidimensional arrays by eDan Co.:

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You bumped this truck just to misspell 'seizure'?

In Mandatory April 1st Shutdown Troll. by eDan Co.:

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In superjer by eDan Co.:

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You have a rapist cousin.

In eDan Co. by eDan Co.:

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No "Aww" for that one.

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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Both adding 3 words and invisible text?

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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Thank you.

In eDan Co. by eDan Co.:

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Awww...

In HAMMER IS CRASHING WHEN I EXPORT TO .map! WHAT NOW? by eDan Co.:

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Any error messages? Open Task Manager to see if you are running low on virtual memory or something.

In hello...more problems... by eDan Co.:

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Select the brush you're working on and open the Texture Application Tool from the toolbar on the left.

In Mate de Vate by eDan Co.:

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Kwik-E-Chat.

In Mate de Vate by eDan Co.:

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It's a long story... Actually, it isn't. You sent me an email to my Hammer mapping address.

In Jrkookid by eDan Co.:

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Suresure. I just didn't want his hopes up.

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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Please stop. Your grammar makes no sense. Enough with this crap!


Don't start adding to this post, or I'll have to take out my rape stick.

In Mix up by eDan Co.:

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Fixed. He also created 30mikey9?

In Jrkookid by eDan Co.:

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When did I say it was for 3 days?

Anyway, Jrkookid, send an email to hammermapping@yahoo.com and I'll reply with both your user's passwords... sometime.

In Jrkookid by eDan Co.:

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Krkookid, you are hereby banned temporarily from the forum for bumping 3 old threads, and bump-n'-flumping the whole forum.

In Havokk Edge by eDan Co.:

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Happy birthday, Havokk!

In molkman by eDan Co.:

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Hey, Molkers, do you know the German acappella quintet Wise Guys? Are they very popular, rich and famous?

I tried googling them, but Wise Guys is a very popular name for all kinds of whatnots...

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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Two alternate continuations posted at the same time! What do we do?

I have an idea! Let's stop posting here. The storyline won't go anywhere if constructed by illiterate people.

In Procrastination by eDan Co.:

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It really is good. I feel so depressed, though...

In I can't run my 1st map by eDan Co.:

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Neighbor countries with similar languages FTW!

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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I was actually thinking of "Don't bitch, you told Edan", but whatever.


Yes, this whole thread is one big fail. It's so awesome, I say sarcastically.

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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I was actually thinking of "Don't bitch, you told Edan", but whatever.


Yes, this whole thread is one big fail.

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns.
Meanwhile the hobo was going to the FTWOMG Jake?! posted something that really amazed me because Jake?! is fingerless.
So now we have abused many, including superjer and his golden manbabies. Using his mandible, the leftmost manbaby accidentally performed surgery inside of something the rightmost manbaby will invent in the near future. This grotesque approximation gives the implication that should one person ever go to the toilet without proper precautions he would find a secret passage to the underworld.
The Manbabies' hubris exceeded their Pulchritude! So they went willingly into the pit with a knife and sword but were slain. So they died.

Jump up and claim their belongings, jump up and claim someone's belongings. Now jump down and try to claim someone's belongings. aaaaand work it!

*jam to beat*

(Background singers)"OOOOOooooOOOOOO"

Lemme see you
Do what you
This fails hard.

Don't bitch, you

In Good Job! by eDan Co.:

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SRAW, you suck pretty bad. Do you need help getting your new avatar right?

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns.
Meanwhile the hobo was going to the FTWOMG Jake?! posted something that really amazed me because Jake?! is fingerless.
So now we have abused many, including superjer and his golden manbabies. Using his mandible, the leftmost manbaby accidentally performed surgery inside of something the rightmost manbaby will invent in the near future. This grotesque approximation gives the implication that should one person ever go to the toilet without proper precautions he would find a secret passage to the underworld.
The Manbabies' hubris exceeded their Pulchritude! So they went willingly into the pit with a knife and sword but were slain. So they died.

Jump up and claim their belongings, jump up and claim someone's belongings. Now jump down and try to

In Schpida! He is our hero! by eDan Co.:

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Zelda Classic.

In The Units by eDan Co.:

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1 unit = 1 inch.

A player is 73 units tall. I don't know how tall players are when crouching.

When compiling brushes tend to expand a bit, take this into account if you're trying to make something very precisely sized.

In KnightOfH3ll by eDan Co.:

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Oh! What is Jesus's name in Greek?

In KnightOfH3ll by eDan Co.:

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If I only knew the Greek spelling...


It's pronounced sigh-ah-s.

In KnightOfH3ll by eDan Co.:

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I have a Greek-English dictionary, but you have to write in Greek letters, which is beyond me.

I'll just ask you. What is 'saias' in Greek? It's a surname, if that helps you understand what word I'm talking about.

In SRAW by eDan Co.:

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Don't just copy his avatar. Print Screen and then replace the background color (with your actual color) and the medal.

I take that back. Fuck off.

In SRAW by eDan Co.:

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No. Shut the fuck up.

In Need Help! by eDan Co.:

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Aha! A link!

In wheres sky texture by eDan Co.:

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I hate the red lines

They are actually one long broken line that leads you from your reference entity (the entity mentioned in the compile-log) to the leak.

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad?

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds

In Mapping F.A.Q - Please read before asking! by eDan Co.:

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Q. How do I change weapons players get/buy?

Disable buying
Create a func_buyzone brush-entity, and place it inside your map in a place inaccessible to players (inside a wall is good). This will remove the buyzones at all spawn areas in the map.

Place weapons on the ground
Create an armoury_entity (point entity) where you want the weapon to be. You can open the armoury_entity's properties to set what weapon will spawn (Item) and how many (Count).

Give weapons to players on start
Create one single game_player_equip for all players in the map. You can set what weapons will be given in the entity's properties, or even make the players spawn with sparks flying around!
Note the more than one weapon of each category can be given at once. e.g. A player can receive AWP, M4A1 and AK47 all at once!


Thank you Down Rodeo for the great inspiration!

In Jigsaw by eDan Co.:

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Possibly the dumbest arguments ever? Yup.

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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Oh my god. Do you even know what to abscond means?

Don't yell at me for stopping the story. Not only does it suck, you can continue the suckiness by skipping this post.

In SO by eDan Co.:

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*SIGH*

In Damn kids and their loud music! by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, I just looked it up on iTunes. Not only is iTunes Store not available in Israel, one of the four collections I want is 79$.

Where can I download it for free?

In Damn kids and their loud music! by eDan Co.:

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Damn! I think I will...

If it's a buck per piece, I think buying everything I want will be around 50$.

Maybe I won't but it...

In Damn kids and their loud music! by eDan Co.:

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I got a new iPod and I want classical music on it. Until now, I've been capturing streaming video on Youtube, saving the .mp4 file and then converting it to .mp3. That process is like 5-7 minutes a piece, and extremely annoying, as I have to do them manually one-by-one.

Downloading classical music with torrents is impossible. There's a small selection of ill-seeded torrents.

Does anyone know of a good way I can download classical music?

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back to even lower and then back, ending the sentence, or maybe not. You actually did

In SO by eDan Co.:

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"Mint-ercourse" sounds like "Intercourse". It's funny. Laugh.

In Haha by eDan Co.:

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It's an "alternate ending" for 40 Year-Old Virgin.

It's when he first has sex... they mixed in the Scary Movie gigantic cumshot. You aren't missing out on much.

In SO by eDan Co.:

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Vaginal mint-ercourse! Orgasmic Refreshment.

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back

In Haha by eDan Co.:

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Yeah... Scary Movie...

In Jigsaw by eDan Co.:

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...

In Schpida! He is our hero! by eDan Co.:

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I just took a look at your shit. You have some weird stuff there...

In Who on here has not been laid before? by eDan Co.:

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I once crawled up a whale's vagina. Does that count?

In so far what i found... by eDan Co.:

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NO = 0


How did you and Mate find those trucks? Do you just guess URLs?

In I've just realized something: by eDan Co.:

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I was so close to sending it. I went down to the post office after school, but it was closed. I swear. And I told you you'll have to wait patiently, it'll be a surprise.

I need to buy more candy, because I ate the stuff I bought.

In I've just realized something: by eDan Co.:

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I never read that recently-bumped thread... Great copying, Mate Decapitate.

Seeing SuperJer's avatar on a blue background really reminds me of Fakejer... Or was it a different user from that series?

In I've just realized something: by eDan Co.:

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Great catch, Mate Refrigerate!

In My Latest Wacky Experiment by eDan Co.:

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In soviet Russia, Hex colors you.


(It's not funny, but at least "colors" doubles as both a noun and a verb )

In xXJigsaw23Xx by eDan Co.:

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You just did.

In Poll: Delete this stupid section? by eDan Co.:

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Wow, 8 "No"s. Very nice...

In problems problems: probably an easy fix right? lol by eDan Co.:

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What the..? That's one funny-lookin' compile-log ya' got there. Are you by any chance trying to compile an empty map?

In Poll: Delete this stupid section? by eDan Co.:

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Vote 'yes' or 'no'. The poll will close on Monday, or 13 votes for a certain side, whichever comes first.

My vote: Yes. I think it does suck donkey balls and we should get rid of it before we get emotionally attached to it.

In My Latest Wacky Experiment by eDan Co.:

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The assigned color is ccddcc

Bets:
Mate De Vita - 3377gg {Off by infinity... there is no g}
Me - 888888 {Off by (68+85+68):3 = 73.6}
Jigsaw - 888887 {Off by (68+85+69):3 = 74}
molkman - f8631a {Off by (44+122+178):3 = 114.6}
Havokk - 788888 {Off by (84+85+68):3 = 79}


I win!

In My Latest Wacky Experiment by eDan Co.:

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Never heard of that. Great stuff.

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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That was beautiful. I think I may be the only one who understands what Aaronjer just said. Also I think we should stop.

In My Latest Wacky Experiment by eDan Co.:

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Decimal (base 10) is what we use; 10 digits (0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 0). Hence "base 10"

Hexadecimal (base 16) is what HTML colors are coded in. Hex digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, a, b, c, d, e and f.
Hex a = Dec 11.

I hope I'm clear.

In My Latest Wacky Experiment by eDan Co.:

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Any good image editing software.
Or the page source:

In My Latest Wacky Experiment by eDan Co.:

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Havokk defined it nicely in words, I'll put it this way:



D - distance
R - red factor
G - green factor
B - blue factor
Index number 1 - from color guessed
Index number 2 - from color assigned

In Here we go again by eDan Co.:

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A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth. His dream was to win the Handicap Olympics one time in the near by future, so he could have a shiny light saber of HOBO wisdom to finally do all his taxes. Monterey was his name and so he was called Monty the Jigsaw pie. Ironically enough though he was a lactosintolerate dirty man, who liked pandas. He also was a man of superior unparalleld retardedness. When he got his throne usurped with chocolate syrup, he became quite satisfatorey with his penis. The end.

Is this going anywhere? Ah well, carry on without my party pooperness.

In 3 word game by eDan Co.:

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That's not what I was saying. The "what the fuck" but was about bumping the truck! You don't need to do anything, the forums are fantastic!

In My Latest Wacky Experiment by eDan Co.:

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Yes, you see, but if we're checking to see who's bet is closest... being in the middle matters. You are as close as you can be.



Kudos. I started writing the same thing after molkman's bet. I wrote a big long paragraph about post-colors consisting of pairs of 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99, aa, bb, cc, dd, ee or ff. Then I wrote I wanted to change my bet because it's inaccurate; the numbers 00, 11, 22 and 33 don't appear to be assigned to people. After writing all that, I hit my "page back" button accidentally.

In My Latest Wacky Experiment by eDan Co.:

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50 points to the closest bet on user #1938!

My bet is: post color #888888 (in Hex, of course). This is statistically the best color to bet on... smack in the middle of our field of options.

In 3 word game by eDan Co.:

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Locked truck is a feature from the old forum. It no longer exists.

Also, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!

In My Latest Wacky Experiment by eDan Co.:

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Holy fuck! We never noticed! It turned mustardy!!
I don't know who's it is, though. It seems that many users register but don't post.

The mustardy guy is #1931, and the most recent registerer I saw is a mapping newbie #1934.

In xXJigsaw23Xx by eDan Co.:

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I'm so sick of talking about people. Why did I ever think this would not suck donkey balls?

In Router by eDan Co.:

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http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=d-link&oe=utf-8&hl=en&cid=4624167052665822383&sa=title#ps-sellers

That's what I have. I see the cheapest Google can find is 28$.

In The command failed? by eDan Co.:

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Use ZHLT to compile your map as is instructed in the tutorial.

In Schpida! He is our hero! by eDan Co.:

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Holy shit, Havokk. You do remember there is an Edit button, right?
Don't say "I got lazy". It takes more clicks to post a new post than it does to edit.

In glass wall by eDan Co.:

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Read the FAQ, man...

In Where in the heck are the fy_snow textures? by eDan Co.:

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1) BSP file, like de_inderno.bsp
2) Textract --> http://www.superjer.com/files/textract.zip
3) Put them in the same folder
4) Open a command window there
5) Type: textract de_inferno.bsp de_inferno.wad
6) And press enter

By the way, don't bump old threads. Not a single person of those who posted in this thread is still around...

In lol by eDan Co.:

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I did not.

In Pic-a-Pix by eDan Co.:

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Pic-a-Pix isn't big in the US, is it?

Yeah, it does have a really stupid name, but it's pretty cool.

You have a grid that consists of black and white squares. The numbers correspond to the number of unbroken black squares in the given row/column. If a row has the number 7 next to it, this means there is a single string of 7 black squares (with no whites in between) in that row. If a row has "13, 4" there are two strings in that row; one consists of 13 black squares and the other of 4 black squares (the 13 string is necessarily on the left of the 4 string). The examples go for columns as well.

In HELP COMPILE ERROR PLEASE !! URGENT by eDan Co.:

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Does your map have enough player spawns?

In QUAKE LIVE by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, either that or there are no Israeli servers and that's why it's laggy here... one of the two.

In Pic-a-Pix by eDan Co.:

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Molkman wins!

In Pic-a-Pix by eDan Co.:

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You all know what Pic-a-Pix is, right? Awesome.
I hope you guys are bored enough to solve this one. The solution is an image any SuperJer forum user should recognize... Enjoy.

In teh little persons by eDan Co.:

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I don't understand anything in this truck.

What is Cloud System saying?

Does DR have a new avatar? Why can't I see it?

Who the fuck is Alice?

In lol by eDan Co.:

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Please use English to better describe what the fuck you want.

In QUAKE LIVE by eDan Co.:

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Despite not having to install much stuff, the lags are killing me.

In Schpida! He is our hero! by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, I know... It doesn't look much like a camel toe anyway...

In Schpida! He is our hero! by eDan Co.:

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3D-shaded camel toe! Lookin' great.


(200th post in this truck)

In Need help fast plz:> by eDan Co.:

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The "flip horizontal" option is selected by default. Why'd you change it?

Also, don't edit questions instead of an old post, I won't see that you posted the new question.

In numbered textures by eDan Co.:

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I have a WAD I made that has white digits on grass. If that doesn't suit your needs, make your own WAD (read the FAQ thread).

In comile error by eDan Co.:

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Generate your playable BSP. Please remind me why you are not using a BAT file to do all this for you?

In Ok by eDan Co.:

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Great stuff.

In Need help fast plz:> by eDan Co.:

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Select everything, Image->Flip/Rotate. I think that's it.

In QUAKE LIVE by eDan Co.:

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You sound brainwashed...

In Decals Don't Display by eDan Co.:

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Use a decal from decals.wad or use your own texture on a brush.

In QUAKE LIVE by eDan Co.:

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Registration, download and install were a breeze. I'm DrAnonymous.

In Decals Don't Display by eDan Co.:

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We've already told you that you can't apply your texture as a decal.

In AK47 Vs M4 by eDan Co.:

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Mate Incarnate has a point. Maybe put the spawns and triggers really high in the air, and a very thin layer of water on the floor. There is no fall damage on water (even if it's 1 unit deep).

Also, you should create a buyzone that is out of all players' reach, so no-one will be able to purchase any weapons.

In This Section by eDan Co.:

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Do we really need it? Usually I'd say it's a shame to delete a whole section because of all the good time that will be erased, be seriously? It's absolutely nothing over here!

I wanted to delete the discussions section too, but it's too late... people already discussed and had a good time there.

In Decals Don't Display by eDan Co.:

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Maybe... uhh... it's that? CLIP texture? I dunno.

What do you see instead of the custom texture?

In AK47 Vs M4 by eDan Co.:

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1) Make your spawn points slightly elevated, so there will be workspace underneath them.

2) Create two brush-entities, one on top of the other, under the player. Make them both trigger_multiple. In their properties, set the top one's target to Edan and the bottom one's target to Dermatitis.

3) Make a player_weaponstrip and name it Edan.

4) Make a game_player_equip and name it Dermatitis.

You can make the trigger_multiples be under a each team, and set what weapons they will receive, or you can make one for each player, if you'd ever want to...

I hope this works, as I've never actually done this.

In I've just realized something: by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, yeah, shut up.

In Havokk Edge by eDan Co.:

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One single kid?! You must be kidding...

In My Latest Wacky Experiment by eDan Co.:

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Every user who registers on the forum is numbered. The number assigned is the user's quote-color. I just checked to see what is the last user's number is. It's 1930. I am now going to quote with #1931 and see what happens when he registers.

In never come back by eDan Co.:

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MrsTicks is an idiot. I jumped at the opportunity the second I saw it.

In Need help fast plz:> by eDan Co.:

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Ahh... Decals are not the same as textures. I suggest you open the original picture of the decal in Paint and flip it there. Then add the backwards decal to your WAD using Wally.

In never come back by eDan Co.:

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You.

In Need help fast plz:> by eDan Co.:

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What EXACTLY are you trying to do?

In Need help fast plz:> by eDan Co.:

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The scale on textures changes how they are "stretched". If you change the X-scale to 2, the texture will be twice its original length along the X-axis. If you set the scale to negative 1 the length will be negative 1. "What the fuck does that mean?" you ask. It means the texture is stretched is the opposite direction, making it mirror image.

Follow this logic to mirror image your textures in whatever direction and size you want.

In Compile Error (very NOT understandable) by eDan Co.:

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Move your map to the center of the grid.

In Down Rodeo by eDan Co.:

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And how does that make you feel?

In Need help fast plz:> by eDan Co.:

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If you want to mirror-image a texture, open the Texture Application Tool, and set the Scale to a negative number.

What do you mean by "wrong faced"?

In KnightOfH3ll by eDan Co.:

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Ctrl+F5 for refresh-everything-completely.

In by eDan Co.:

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New feature: The 'Replies' count on your people's trucks is their popularity-o-meter.

In Down Rodeo by eDan Co.:

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Duncan,
You're a mathsy guy from Scotland, who does not respond well to whiskey. You're getting your bachelor's degree in something or other. Also, you paint penises on mugs.

In KnightOfH3ll by eDan Co.:

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You changed it again?! It was the guy burning yesterday and now it's the different shots of a guy being sliced.

In wad request! by eDan Co.:

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Wow! I just googled your email to see if what you posted is accessible to spammers, and discovered that you had already posted your email on the forum. You are the person behind nubbcake and lillskiten, and now I see you are also ex3emealle.


Sha-Pow!

In KnightOfH3ll by eDan Co.:

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Why won't you stop changing your avatar?

In cloud system by eDan Co.:

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Ha! In yo' face! That one was too good to go unquoted.


Anyway, Mr. System is a nice kid from Arizona (possibly) who loves long walks on the Arizonian beach. I'm pretty sure he's into food and enjoys desert-dessert. You are from Arizona, right?

In Can't configure! by eDan Co.:

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Log in through an administrative user and open whatever folder you need.


I've lost count of all Vista-related mapping problems...

In All That Jazz by eDan Co.:

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Miles Davis re-invented jazz. Seriously. It was his idea to use musical modes that match the color of the chords being played during a solo. He actually revived musical modes all together, So What is a great example of this. I think he is a genius.


What Classical music do you like? Baroque, Classical, Romantic? All of the above?

My absolute favorites are Beethoven and Bach, and I find it rather ironic because Beethoven was a big Bach fan himself.

If we're already on the topic, I just gotta recommend you listen to Beethoven's 7th symphony, 2nd movement.

In Hmmmm by eDan Co.:

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Your current post count is the highest possible, so... yeah.

In wad request! by eDan Co.:

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Ok, I sent it. Again, I hope it's the right WAD.

In AK47 Vs M4 by eDan Co.:

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There is a complex way of doing this. If the option of having the AK47 / M4A1 of the ground at the spawn areas isn't good enough, I'll explain it to you.

In molkman by eDan Co.:

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Molkers, ah, Molkers!

I'll take advantage of the opportunity and ask: Who is that in your signature?

In map won't run by eDan Co.:

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This is probably it. 37 WAD files is a lot. From your compile-log I see you aren't using most of them. Remove the unused WADs from your list in Hammer.

In All That Jazz by eDan Co.:

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Youtube is your friend. Search for the big names like Benny Goodman, Miles Davis, Weather Report (and Jaco Pastorious), John Coltrane, Thelonius Monk, Bill Evans (there are two, I like them both), Joe Zawinul, Mike Stern... I can go on for quite a bit.

You need to see what you like...
1940's bigband music (like Glenn Miller and Benny Goodman)?
Mellow jazz trios / quartets / quintets / sextets?
Modern Bebop (Like Randy Brecker and Bill Evans)?
Modern rock-jazz like Mike Stern?
Vocal jazz? Listen to Bobby McFerrin, Ella Fitzgerald and Sarah Vaughan.

Jazz is such a huge branch of music, I didn't even get in to Blues at all, which you might like. Find what kinds of jazz you enjoy and tell us.


P.S. Sorry for not shutting my yapper flapper.

In map won't run by eDan Co.:

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http://www.slackiller.com/tommy14/errors.htm#outside

In KnightOfH3ll by eDan Co.:

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You're my fellow Mediterranean pal!

You're a Panathinaikos fan, but I'm for Maccabi, who beat your pants off every Euroleague season. Ha!

In by eDan Co.:

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You're supposed to create a truck about yourself... unless you wish to stay undiscussed.

In eDan Co. by eDan Co.:

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Spot on, Mate Generate!

In eDan Co. by eDan Co.:

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Talk about me here!

In Crazy windows by eDan Co.:

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That's what an Easter egg is.

In Crazy windows by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, I saw lots of Easter eggs hidden in Microsoft Office.

In Crazy windows by eDan Co.:

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That's pretty weird. Is the filename 'con' reserved for something special?

In map lag by eDan Co.:

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1 hour? That's your worst compile time? I had a map compile 14 hours overnight.


Also,

What the fuck was that?

In [GM] Steve by eDan Co.:

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I did not enjoy that.

In Where find ORIGIN brush ? by eDan Co.:

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If not in your cstrike directory, then here.

In KingOfH3ll's New Avatar by eDan Co.:

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Is the fat man saying "shut the fuck up"? Who is he?

In Just letting you admins know by eDan Co.:

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What's it about? Is there feces involved?

In wad request! by eDan Co.:

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Huh, it does...

How about this? This time I downloaded the file in case the server crashes again. If it does, I'll email it to you.

In wad request! by eDan Co.:

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I hope this is it.

In Superjer.com Forum Member Epitaphs. by eDan Co.:

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You really are weird. And I like it. You have some pretty funny stuff going on with all the mixed nuts and cellos and stuff. You sure have your facts straight, and this brings me to my second point. Did you read everything we posted since you left? You seem to be up-to-date on many topics.


Also, I knew SRAW copied his signature from someone else! And Mate der Plate copied from SRAW...

In seriously by eDan Co.:

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This whole truck is getting pretty annoying.

In The making of a aim map by eDan Co.:

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I think the word is 'peni'. (Pronounced pee-nie)

In Chat title by eDan Co.:

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Really? Isn't it "Girls' Only Chat"?

In The making of a aim map by eDan Co.:

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I gave it 5 stars, but the rating won't change.

In comile error by eDan Co.:

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Where's the rest? Read part VII of the tutorial again.

In seriously by eDan Co.:

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In seriously by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, what?

Also, SRAW, what?!

In I demand by eDan Co.:

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No. It's impossible to do.

In The making of a aim map by eDan Co.:

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Very nice, Aaron! This was actually really inspiring, I think I'll put some 50's jazz on and start mapping (it's been like 7 months since I finished a map...)

On little thing: I would change the title, since there isn't much explaining going on. Whatever.

In I demand by eDan Co.:

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You're on to something. Read the invisible text in my last post.


Yes, it does.

Now you both use some logic and see exactly what lies I told. I love being sneaky and riddly.

In I demand by eDan Co.:

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Yup. Evidence, please:
A smart person will understand many things from my evidence.

In I demand by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, it exists...

In [Help] i need help with ladder thingy by eDan Co.:

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There are many ways to make a working ladder, each has its own pros and cons.

In i just found a weird thing on superjer by eDan Co.:

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LOLZ!!1

In SO,.... by eDan Co.:

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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE







asdlisufbglasiufgblasikujmgbalsjufbgalisudbhaisuhfgliaushrgiluarehsgpi;arhegiarhega;iluhgaiuhgriahrgiaurhgaergaewrgaerg

In I demand by eDan Co.:

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Lolz, Aaronjer actually created a hidden Demands section.

In i just found a weird thing on superjer by eDan Co.:

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Are you serious?! You didn't know about MikeJer's Buffy reviews?

In Schpida! He is our hero! by eDan Co.:

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Not confused, shocked.

In Skype by eDan Co.:

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I had it for a week. It sucks.

Windows Messenger has a voice call option... So there's no need for sucky Skype.

In HELP!!! SUMBODY HELP!!!! by eDan Co.:

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What crashes, CS or ZHLT? Any error reports?

In SO,.... by eDan Co.:

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Really? You still post shit here?

In Log in screen by eDan Co.:

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Double post on separate pages? That's a first...

When mello first became admin I though he could see my password so I changed it too. Should I reset your password for you?

In Schpida! He is our hero! by eDan Co.:

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Great job explaining that one...

In Texture Ugliness! by eDan Co.:

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Are you sure it's a leak? You get error reports saying you have a leak and you can still load the map?

In Texture Ugliness! by eDan Co.:

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It's not a leak. If it were, you would not be able to play the map at all.

In Hammer, go to Map-> Map properties and increase the Max Viewable Distance.

In Starting Weapon by eDan Co.:

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Create a game_player equip entity. This entity gives all the weapons in the list of its properties (alt + Enter) to all players in the beginning of each round.

In HUUUGE ERROR!! I'm like WTF..?! by eDan Co.:

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In that case, things aren't looking too good for you.

You'll have to delete all of those brushes manually as Kill-Duck said.

In HUUUGE ERROR!! I'm like WTF..?! by eDan Co.:

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It happens to me too...
I'm sure all my brushes are nice and valid, and the my Check for Problems report is full of bad brushes. And I never use vertex manipulation.

In Error: Could not open wad file HELP! by eDan Co.:

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If no ERR-file has been generated, it is safe to open your map in CS.

In HUUUGE ERROR!! I'm like WTF..?! by eDan Co.:

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"Fucking them up" means misusing the Vertex Manipulation tool, or any other brush-fucking tool.


Pardon my fucking French.

In Error: Could not open wad file HELP! by eDan Co.:

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Your compiling tools (ZHLT) are probably not on the same drive as your CS folder. Move everything to (C:), or whatever drive you want...

In Brothers Revege by eDan Co.:

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Oh dear...

In Oh...my....god by eDan Co.:

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I didn't watch that far. And I'm glad I didn't.

In HELP!!! SUMBODY HELP!!!! by eDan Co.:

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So what color would the background be? You don't apply textures in layers. Just make the background of the texture be part of it.

For example, if you were to write my favorite chords of the wall of de_aztec, my texture would look something like this:

In Oh...my....god by eDan Co.:

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I edited the link anyway...

In Oh...my....god by eDan Co.:

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Havokk, just because Aaronjer posted a link to a few pictures of a good-looking topless woman, does not mean you can post links to sick shit.

For all the sane people who had not yet watched the video: It is a naked man sitting on a jar. Penetration is achieved.

In Poorly Drawn KKK-Jokes. by eDan Co.:

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That's terrible.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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That wasn't your Irish half talking...

In Brothers Revege by eDan Co.:

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Because... umm... she's got 2?


Does anyone have a better comeback?

In It's Febraury 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Why didn't say anything? Anyway, I've added you to my list. This month you get 0 points for not saying anything.

In TF2 Updates by eDan Co.:

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The 'none' was the result of me deleting spam.

In Anti-bot tha forams by eDan Co.:

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Back on topic: We had a double spam-attack today. Havokk is my witness.

In Another Laptop Keyboard Quesdshun by eDan Co.:

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The coffee remainders are either physically keeping the button pushed, or completing the electrical circuit and making the keyboard act as though it's being pushed.

Pop the keys off to see if the plastic under them is stuck down. If so, my guess is that you can pull the up with tweezers or something and experience no more annoyances. If the keys and the plastic thingy under them appear to be up, this means trouble.

Maybe you can just take it to a lab that will clean the keyboard out? Or is it not worth the money?


EDIT: Maybe you can tell us what the laptop model is, so we can help you look for a way to disable the keyboard. I'm sure the manufacturer's website has technical support.

In Schpida! He is our hero! by eDan Co.:

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Her left boob is 1 pixel lower than the right one, and that's just because she leaning to her left. I think her boobs are just fine! *SQUEEZE*

In Brothers Revege by eDan Co.:

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Nice guitars she's got there.


Oh, yeah, and nipples.

In Anti-bot tha forams by eDan Co.:

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Girls don't like lizards humping cans?!

In HELP!!! SUMBODY HELP!!!! by eDan Co.:

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Use the 'light bulb' button on the toolbar. It lets you create all types of point-entities.

In It's Febraury 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Oh, also:

aaronjer- - 1 point for proving a point.

In Jokes by eDan Co.:

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I thought we've been over this. FallingShit is the reason admins can see user's IPs. We already know he is not registered as any other user, unless he logs on from different places for each user.

In Jokes by eDan Co.:

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Yes, I do. Does this bit of information help in any way?

In Jokes by eDan Co.:

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I'm sorry to disappoint you, but FallingShit is American.

In A little poem to rate please(1-10) by eDan Co.:

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8 is a bad rating?


And I'm with Aaronjer on this one.

In Groups and Definitions by eDan Co.:

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Mello edited that in...


END OF DISCUSSION.

In Help requested :) by eDan Co.:

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After choosing the area, you need to hit Enter. Everything in the cuboid will be selected.

In Tab order by eDan Co.:

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The 'tabbing' we are talking about is the use of the Tab key to move from the Message field to the Post button.

In Anti-bot tha forams by eDan Co.:

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I just deleted a few posts that Indian spambots had posted, presenting themselves as "Steve".

Is there a field that can be added to the Signup page that will prevent these stupid spambots from posting their links here?

In yo mama i just wanted to post this by eDan Co.:

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You beat me to it, Rodeo.

In what the hell is a Assigned Title by eDan Co.:

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That one was too good to go unquoted.

In Help requested :) by eDan Co.:

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1) Go to View. In the 3rd segment of the drop-down list there is a view-option 3D Textured Polygons. Click that.

2) Have you changed to Camera Tool [Shift + C]? Are you clicking on the 3D view?

3) I'm not sure what your saying. Are you trying to select objects with the Select Tool and it isn't working? What do you mean by "take large amount of area"?



That's just proof that I'm working on a chess-map.

In yo mama i just wanted to post this by eDan Co.:

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That sucked! I read only a few random ones and they were NOT FUNNY. Also, there are quite a few joke that your wrote several time, which leads me to believe that even you didn't read the whole thing.


I liked Aaronjer's... Oh so very real.

In It's Febraury 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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There is superjer.org, too, which you can buy for 4,294,967,295 points.

In Tab order by eDan Co.:

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You're a tabber? I never tab unless it's a username-password situation, in which case I always tab.



This message was posted by tabbing and I feel your pain as I scroll through all the emoticons. (You think you've got it bad, I need to tab through the Truck Urgency too...)

In how to make cannons? by eDan Co.:

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Oh, but it shoots bullets, not balls.

In how to make cannons? by eDan Co.:

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It won't. Func_tank just shoots.

In This is a real question. by eDan Co.:

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He's your brother! You need a forum for this?

In y?? by eDan Co.:

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Oh, you weren't the one to change it?

In Target wad by eDan Co.:

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Is there not one in decals.wad?

In It's Febraury 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Sorry, mate, you registered one day late (Great rhyme I got goin' there)

In It's Febraury 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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I'm thinking of removing the last 2 from your score so that the comma will act as a decimal point.

In It's Febraury 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Yes, I got it. It's e.

In Tate ve Shita by eDan Co.:

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What's up with SRAW's avatar? Malay soap opera?

In HELP!!! SUMBODY HELP!!!! by eDan Co.:

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There is a point-entity called game_player_equip. Create one and open its properties.

I hope you can figure the rest out on your own.

In It's Febraury 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Down Rodeo: Done!

Homeslice: 114+1 is not 100... sorry

SRAW: I'm not sure what you said, but NO!!

In OvvO IM BACK! by eDan Co.:

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Now that we have that issue settled, who gave you that title? I don't think I've seen it.

In precache can only be done in spawn function by eDan Co.:

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I have never used medkits.

Did you re-compile after removing the medkits?

In OvvO IM BACK! by eDan Co.:

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It can't be that... SOGRURR is better than that.

I can't understand what you are talking about, though. I've looked at your recent posts and I couldn't any question on the topic.

More details?

In Can Somebody Help me to compile the map ? by eDan Co.:

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Does selecting and pressing Delete not work?

In Where find ORIGIN brush ? by eDan Co.:

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I'll elaborate a bit: An ORIGIN brush is a regular world brush that has the ORIGIN texture applied. The ORIGIN texture can be found in half-life.wad, as KnightOfH3ll said.

In Can Somebody Help me to compile the map ? by eDan Co.:

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Hadn't I answered this one yesterday? Anyway, LINK!

In Can Somebody Help me to compile the map ? by eDan Co.:

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Can I see your error report?

In Could someone compile a file for me please? by eDan Co.:

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My computer is shit, that's what's wrong.

In Can Somebody Help me to compile the map ? by eDan Co.:

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Oh, no. I'm not gonna fix any mapping errors if you won't even try.

Just tell us what error you get and we'll tell you what to do.

In Where you from? by eDan Co.:

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I did not know there is an Amsterdam in India.

All of these stupid spam-bots are from India...

In It's Febraury 15th... Time for some points! by eDan Co.:

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Points have been awarded to the following users:

superjer - 138 points for being registered 46 months.
NatureJay - 138 points for being registered 46 months.
Uberjer - 138 points for being registered 46 months.
molkman - 132 points for being registered 44 months.
Homeslice - 99 points for being registered 33 months.
jrkookid - 63 points for being registered 21 months.
adhesive - 54 points for being registered 18 months.
xXJigsaw23Xx - 51 points for being registered 17 months.
IIopn - 36 points for being registered 12 months.
Mate de Vita - 15 points for being registered 5 months.
aaronjer - 0 points for having a special number of points.
melloyellow582 - 0 points for having a special number of points
Down Rodeo - 0 points for having a special number of points.
Havokk Edge - 0 points for having a special number of points.
SRAW - 0 points for being a jackass.

In Can Somebody Help me to compile the map ? by eDan Co.:

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Oh, come on...


Upload the rmf and any WAD files that I might not have.

In -_- RAWR!!!!!!! by eDan Co.:

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Please tell me you're kidding...

Alora is a good person who googles for mentally unstable people and the sends them for online help. She's doing good work on an important job.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

In Can Somebody Help me to compile the map ? by eDan Co.:

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What seems to be the problem?

In Could someone compile a file for me please? by eDan Co.:

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Huh, I don't have enough memory either...

In Could someone compile a file for me please? by eDan Co.:

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Ok, sure. What WAD files did you use?

In 2 Questions about Hammer: by eDan Co.:

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36 is the maximum amount of players allowed on the server. There are 2 teams on a CS server... You do the math. Having too many spawns won't actually do any damage, but it's just unnecessary.


No, you cannot increase the grid. Its default size should be more than enough, though. [It is a bit less than 9000 units (750 feet) along the 3 axes.]

In please help with a very wierd thing! by eDan Co.:

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Why do you say he is spamming?


1469779, I have no useful advice for you. Your Hammer appears to be buggy... Maybe try re-installing (?)

In 2 Questions about Hammer: by eDan Co.:

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1. Yes. Go to Edit-> Select all and move your map around by clicking and dragging it.

2. Don't you mean "make the map smaller"? Either way, select your whole (Edit-> Select all) map and resize it with the white squares and the corners of your selected map.



I see your map has 36 spawns in the same place. Are they all spawns for the same team? That can get messy...

In Compile error by eDan Co.:

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http://www.slackiller.com/tommy14/errors.htm#texturedef

Next time you have a question, please open your own thread.

And PLEASE don't ask the same question 4 times, bumping an old thread each time. Deleting your posts and other user's responses was annoying.

In -_- RAWR!!!!!!! by eDan Co.:

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That's one creepy site you got there...

In need suggestions by eDan Co.:

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Not only the registration date. His post count is one and no other registered user has bob's IP.

In What about by eDan Co.:

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Awesome!

In need suggestions by eDan Co.:

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Holy crap, did someone register on the forum especially for the Programing Help?

Freaky.

In Jokes by eDan Co.:

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*sigh*

In Map compile error! Need help quickly!!! by eDan Co.:

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Is your map's name actually "mapname"?

Also, is there a folder named "programfiler" on your C: drive?

In What about by eDan Co.:

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I agree. That link is pretty ugly.

In Is Calvin and Hobbes the best comic strip in the world? by eDan Co.:

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Link.
I actually Seemed to remember that it was you, Rodeo, who called it C&H. Either way, someone called it that.

In Once again I feel nothing but hatred for Windows Vista. by eDan Co.:

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Fun fact: I never saw a Vista PC in my life. From what I hear, that's a good thing.

In Is Calvin and Hobbes the best comic strip in the world? by eDan Co.:

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Isn't C&H Cyanide and Happiness?

In hiya by eDan Co.:

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Yes, I did.

In Flying? by eDan Co.:

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Stop the invisible texts, Mate de Vita!!

In L4D by eDan Co.:

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But that would be a waste of great topic for conversation.

In you know what by eDan Co.:

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It isn't.

In L4D by eDan Co.:

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That spam-bot is in India. I like his "www.superjer.com/bullshit" link.

In cstrike.wad by eDan Co.:

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Jeton's IP does not match any other user's IP...

In Finally by eDan Co.:

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1. What Mate de Vita said.

2. Cstrike-Planet suck. They didn't upload any of my maps.
The worst part is that they don't tell you your map was rejected. In fact, they didn't tell me anything! They just left my hanging...

In Finally by eDan Co.:

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In by eDan Co.:

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That was on purpose, right?

In Finally by eDan Co.:

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Your submission has been withheld.

In you know what by eDan Co.:

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Yeah? Well it was so dumb it actually made me want to close the window. So I did in fact press Alt + F4.

In No New Posts Since 4 Hours? by eDan Co.:

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Latin... I see.

In Finally by eDan Co.:

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Well, he did have a lot of "-" and "*"... I can understand him.

In help with .bat by eDan Co.:

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You don't have an option for "Save as type: All files", like Killer-Duck said?

In No New Posts Since 4 Hours? by eDan Co.:

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I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but my French friend says it should be "et toi"... Either way, it doesn't make sense

In you know what by eDan Co.:

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I have a lot to add to what Rodeo said but I'm too lazy. Anyway, what?

Another, more specific, question: Is the yellow text supposed to be invisible? If so, you suck.

In by eDan Co.:

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

In No New Posts Since 4 Hours? by eDan Co.:

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KIDSEXCHANGE? that's unlucky...

I didn't get the first one. What was it supposed to be?

In Music Time! by eDan Co.:

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Shwingle was nice. (and it has a cool name, too!)

In Remember the days? by eDan Co.:

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It accepted that?

In by eDan Co.:

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The internets were invented for 'em classic crazy monkey videos! (Like this one)

In by eDan Co.:

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Not very secret. What do you want?

In prostatution, the one useless post by eDan Co.:

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Hadn't we agreed on cake?

In prostatution, the one useless post by eDan Co.:

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Yes.

In Remember the days? by eDan Co.:

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Aaronjer lies too! No DRC IPs!

In Remember the days? by eDan Co.:

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Sooperjer cheats! Don't log in as other people and try to continue the chain!

You're welcome.

In Remember the days? by eDan Co.:

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Remember the days when our hobbies were monkeys?

MONKEYS!!!

In What's the difference? by eDan Co.:

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I don't hear the word embezzlement used often enough to really tell you the difference in usage between the two.

Lots of couples of words in English have the same meaning except one small difference in which using the wrong preposition makes you accidentally say a fancy word for vagina.

In a few questions. by eDan Co.:

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Any new brush you create is a regular brush, not an entity. If you want to turn an entity into a regular solid brush, select it and hit Ctrl + W.

In just a few question by eDan Co.:

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Oh, sorry, I wrote the explaination on how to create transparent walls so many time today I thought I had already posted it here. The step-by-step instructions are now in the FAQ thread, by the way.

In just a few question by eDan Co.:

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Why, yes I do!

Make your window out of 2 thin brushes the have air in between. A bullet is CS can not pass through 2 separate brushes.

In Ladder Help by eDan Co.:

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Yeah.. I went crazy. It was like 5 posts with the answer, nothing, the answer in a quote, and then the answer twice.

It's all fixed now.

In just a few question by eDan Co.:

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1) http://zhlt.info/special-textures.html

2) When you are using the Brush tool, take a look at the bottom-right side of your screen. There are 2 drop-down lists: Categories and Objects (the Categories should already be on Primitives). Set the object to Cylinder. Now create your cylinder just like you would create a normal block. If you want to rotate the cylinder, use the Transformation Tool (Ctrl + M).

3) You can rescale, rotate and shift textures using the Texture Application Tool (Shift + A).

4) Open the armoury_entity's properties (Alt + Enter) and use the SmartEdit option. Things should be a lot clearer now.

In a few questions. by eDan Co.:

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1. Make your glass-brush a func_wall entity. Set the following in its properties:
A) Rendermode = texture
B) FXamount = 1 to 255 (1 is invisible, 255 is fully visible)





2. LINK!


3.
A) Select as many brushes as you want (hold Ctrl when clicking).
B) Right-click one of the selected brushes in a 2D window.
C) Click the "Group" button.
D) Be happy and satisfied with the results.

In Ladder Help by eDan Co.:

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When you say they're gone, do you mean they were deleted in Hammer too? If so, create new ones. If not, check the light brightness levels to see that they are not too dim.

In cant find files. by eDan Co.:

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Fileplanet want you to subscribe, and that is crap. Use this link instead.

In How to compile textures into the bsp? by eDan Co.:

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I'd love to see your work. You can post pictures here like this:

In Chat clock by eDan Co.:

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Why did I say deja vu? I'm sick of that phrase already.

In haha by eDan Co.:

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His user page still has aaronjer's name (no hyphen) with the _2 suffix. Therefor, I win.

In haha by eDan Co.:

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Anyone can create a user... stupid. Why only you and me?

In Where you from? by eDan Co.:

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Yes, what about it?


Not getting things perfect is not a fail. Had my quote color been 666, that would get close to being a fail... maybe.

In Chat clock by eDan Co.:

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I'm not sure, but I think it had something to do with Pokemon.

In How to compile textures into the bsp? by eDan Co.:

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In Chat clock by eDan Co.:

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Yes.

BONUS: I got deja vu while writing this.

In hammer help by eDan Co.:

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A player is approx. 64 units high. Every unit is one inch exactly.

In Are Goats the Cutest Animals on this planet? by eDan Co.:

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Is that your goat? Does it poop a lot?

In Where you from? by eDan Co.:

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National International? Come up with better fake acronyms. ...You Slovenian invisible texter...

In Where you from? by eDan Co.:

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Your IP is Canadian alright. I'm from the holy land.

In New Victory and Additional to my Lucky Knowledge by eDan Co.:

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Looks hot, molkman!

In Chat clock by eDan Co.:

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Not when your readers have ADD...



I was going to make a stupid self-reference-ADD joke, but I figured it's reeaaalllyy old.

In i got them brain dawgs! by eDan Co.:

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Almost watched it. Is it any good?

In 500! by eDan Co.:

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Happy post-count!

Was your post count edited? There is now way you managed to post just under a quarter of what I have in 15 months. Actually, it kinda makes sense... maybe.

In recompile by eDan Co.:

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CS needs the textures, no way around it. You can either put the WAD files in your cstrike directory or you can include the textures in the map. One of the two.

In Just Checking by eDan Co.:

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Yes! I've been checking out the Requests section nonstop since the 'none' thingy started.

In mate de bullshit by eDan Co.:

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"Mate de Bullshit"... heh.

SRAW you now have no points at all.

In Chat clock by eDan Co.:

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Got me to take my pants off. Was that response inappropriate?

In Compiling error <---- help please by eDan Co.:

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He's using ZHLT.

In compiling error by eDan Co.:

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Lots of single-shot problem solving lately. Good work, Mapping team!

In Compiling error <---- help please by eDan Co.:

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Post the contents of your BAT-file. You might have written the wrong filename or something...

In Chat clock by eDan Co.:

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Ha!

In Compiling error <---- help please by eDan Co.:

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Your compiling tools seem to be outdated. Use the version of Zoner's that appears in the tutorial.

In Chat clock by eDan Co.:

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Superjer moved the site to a different server and now the chat clock is fixed! Hurra!








Also, cake.

In help? by eDan Co.:

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I see something wrong. Your player spawns are extremely close (to each other and to the wall). Give them some space.

In Mod by eDan Co.:

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This is a Hammer Mapping forum. Killer-Duck or SRAW might know.

In map by eDan Co.:

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It shuts down when the new round is supposed to start or what? Do you get any error messages?

In The Hold Steady by eDan Co.:

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I just heard them for the first time now after you asked. I heard a few of their songs and their relatively good. I'm not a good person to ask, though, as I listen mainly to jazz, blues and classical music. After learning music on a semi-professional level I just can't stand the repetitiveness of rock and other popular music. Sorry

In   by eDan Co.:

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It's amazing how you two can continue the conversation even after such dumb conversation-thumpers.

In Someone can made texture on the wall for me? i must go :(! by eDan Co.:

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What kind of texture do you need and why can you not do it one your own? It's important you learn to do these things on your own and not be dependent on other people.

Also, again, please stop cross-posting. You already asked this and posting more times will actually decrease your chance of getting good help.

In Can i download wall, floor, door, etc. textures? by eDan Co.:

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Oh! I just got it! You thought awhippo was posting a video each time?

In I have no name :( by eDan Co.:

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Yup! (I hope...)

The shadows will be like in the real world. You can set the light's pitch in its properties (-90 is straight down).

In I have no name :( by eDan Co.:

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light_environment is the right entity. You need to create a sky for it to work, though.

In **NEW FORUM ONLINE** by eDan Co.:

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What?

In how can i make a "trick"? by eDan Co.:

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You can make a brush textured with the CLIP texture. The brush will stop players, but let bullets through and it's invisible.

In **NEW FORUM ONLINE** by eDan Co.:

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I just visited this truck yesterday. I wanted to see when SuperJer renewed the forum.

Anyway, yeah, BUMP.

In Open Textures. by eDan Co.:

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An FGD is a Game Data file. What textures are you talking about?

In how can i make a bridge that "explode" when some one shoot on it by eDan Co.:

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To make a bridge, I suggest you use an arch prefab. To create one, use the Brush tool and select "arch" from the "objects" list on the bottom-right of your screen. Now make an arch as though it was a regular brush (click, drag, enter).

Once you have a bridge that you are happy with, select it and hit Ctrl + T. Make the bridge a func_breakable entity. Open the func_breakable's properties (Alt + Enter) and set whatever you want. If there is a specific property you need help with, just ask.

In -wadinclude? by eDan Co.:

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I think they do matter.


No, only the filename.

In -wadinclude? by eDan Co.:

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-wadinclude wadname1 -wadinclude wadname2 mapname

That is the correct line.

In by eDan Co.:

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Stop trying to be clever and spyishy by calling people by their real names. Yes, we get it, you can read...

In   by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.

In A political idea... by eDan Co.:

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I love Obama! I hope he's as good as we all think he is...

In Steam problem by eDan Co.:

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So what you need in the BAT file is the second filepath, leading to your actual cstrike folder.

In I cant join my map when i have made a ladder :S by eDan Co.:

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I don't think it's because of the ladder. If it was, you would have had an error during the compile. In the console it says your map cannot be found. Did you enter the correct name? Also, what did you do with your menu music? It too appears to be missing.

In is it some one here can make ladders on my map plz? by eDan Co.:

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hammermapping@yahoo.com

I can't guarantee anything right now because I am rather swamped with school work.

Will I know where to add the ladders?

In Adding my own Textures in my maps (Clarification from FAQ needed by eDan Co.:

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The command "nowadtextures" makes ZHLT NOT include textures in your map.

If you want the textures to be included in your BSP, use this in your BAT-file:



The things in red are what you need to change. Note that there is both "wadname" and "mapname".

In Adding my own Textures in my maps (Clarification from FAQ needed by eDan Co.:

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If you're trying to play the game, the WAD file needs to be in your Steam/cstrike directory.

If you're trying to open the map in Hammer, you need the WAD to be loaded in Hammer like the tutorial explains (in the tutorial you load cstike.wad. This time load your own WAD)

I hope I understood you correctly.

In New Truck! by eDan Co.:

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Oh snap! What are YOU doing here?!

In ATTN: molkman by eDan Co.:

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I always really liked your avatara, adhesive. Didn't it used to be other kinds of glue?

In   by eDan Co.:

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Yes, you put a space as the truck title. I'm sure you own...

In by eDan Co.:

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This truck is acting weird now that I brought the Truck Urgency back to 0. It had no new posts, but was second from the top on the General index. Also, there were 5 newer, unread trucks under it. I have a feeling this truck is gonna haunt us for some time now.

In New Title? by eDan Co.:

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1 point is bad, so you want at least 0 points? I guess you measure the value of points differently. Sucks being you.

In Laggy like h3ll by eDan Co.:

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Definitely not gay. When I played CS it was only with bots.

In I cant see my weapons when i test the map :S by eDan Co.:

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This question is still relevant.

In I cant see my weapons when i test the map :S by eDan Co.:

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I'll take that as a "no".

It depends where you are. Google for service providers in your country.

In Dream Time by eDan Co.:

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I still have the decrypting alphabet from when Havokk and Jigsaw were using this shit. Something about shit and begginer should go let life something... who cares?

In New Title? by eDan Co.:

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Any ideas anyone?

In by eDan Co.:

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When was it here? It still is!

In I cant see my weapons when i test the map :S by eDan Co.:

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Did you not read the tutorial?

In I cant see my weapons when i test the map :S by eDan Co.:

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I'm not sure about the txt file that's missing


To make a buyzone:

1. Create a brush where you want your buyzone to be.

2. Select the brush.

3. Hit ctrl + T.

4. Select func_buyzone from the list of entities that pops-up. You can set which team can use the buyzone in the same window.

5.close the window.

6. Apply the aaatrigger texture to the brush (you can find the aaatrigger texture in cstrike.wad)

In by eDan Co.:

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I was framed! An admin saw my stupid suggestion and decided to actually do it!

I'm unstickying it.

In something with .wad i dont understand -help- by eDan Co.:

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Use no more than 8 WADs, that's my first piece of advice.

Secondly, the direct cause of the error, ZHLT is not on the same drive as Counter-Strike. If CS is on (C:), move ZHLT to (C:) as well.

In Laptop Keyboard Replacement by eDan Co.:

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On regular keyboards the keys are snapped in place, not attached, so you can get a knife or something under 'em and just pop them out. On a laptop, they might be glued to the keyboard, in which case it would be best that you don't try any popping action.

In Laptop Keyboard Replacement by eDan Co.:

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Try to clean out the keyboard. There might be coffee stuff getting the keys stuck that you can remove with some alcohol. Can laptop keys be popped out like on a regular keyboard?

In by eDan Co.:

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Nice.

In ATTN: molkman by eDan Co.:

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ICQ sucks! It's probably the most successful Israeli invention (after the disk-on-key) and it SUCKS!!

They force you to upgrade it all the time, and every time you do it installs so much crap on your computer!! It's a shame AOL did such a thing to a great idea.

In Poorly Drawn KKK-Jokes. by eDan Co.:

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I got that one. Ich bin lernehn Deutsch ein der BBC sprachenlehrer.

Ok, I admit I looked up the last word...

In by eDan Co.:

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I'm glad to see my terminology has caught on. It really is stupid, there just aren't any words that rhyme with 'bump' and have a related meaning.

Actaully... Should I sticky this truck? I mean, SRAW is gonna bump it anyway...

In Poorly Drawn KKK-Jokes. by eDan Co.:

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Oh, come on!! Did you actually say that!? Well, now you have 1 point.

In Ace of spades by eDan Co.:

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Is this true?

In Some questions i cant find sollution by eDan Co.:

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No. Your map must not have any errors in order to compile. A bad brush in a playable map is like saying "this triangle has 5 sides". It just can't be! Now delete your bad brushes and use only textures that really exist. I suggest you start a new map because your current one seems way too buggy.

In Ace of spades by eDan Co.:

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This forum used to be half-democratic. In its old format (back in the olive-green days) every user to register got 5 spades that were under his avatar. The spades were clickable. If Bill's spades were clicked by Terry, a poll opened asking the forum community if Bill should lose a spade. If the community voted 'yes' - Bill loses a spade; if they voted 'no' Terry loses a spade for trying to punish the innocent. When a user runs out of spades, he is banned from the forum, or at least supposed to be.

As you read for yourself, people could lose many more spades than they had with no outcome. When the forum admins saw the fault in the system, the decided democracy is shit and decided to do the punishing on their own - no approval from anyone and no law needed anymore. The forum became a very insecure place to be. Any small slip of yours could turn out to be your last.

Then, on the 15th of June 2008, a brave individual known as Biggins lead the revolution. He wrote down the Forum User's Basic Rights. These rights let retarded users such as brad1000 stay around and say stupid things. Probably the most important right that Biggins The Great has put to practice was "the right for every user to register whenever he wanted to, with no need of a valid email address". The new right encouraged banned users to give the whole being an okay person thing a second (or even 23rd, as Havokk was to discover) try.

Well, that pretty much sums up The Superjer Forum History - From Spade Democracy To Point Freedom.

In Poorly Drawn KKK-Jokes. by eDan Co.:

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LOL!! Bag-dad!

How did I not think of that? 30 points to you, Mate de Vita!

And 90 points go to molkman, of course.

In Some questions i cant find sollution by eDan Co.:

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It means your map has a bad brush. The error log gives you a brush and entity number- enter those numbers in Hammer: Map-> Go to brush number... Hammer will highlight the bad brush. Delete the brush and remake it.


About the "file not found" error, I have no advice except for make sure that everything is on the same drive and that everything exists.

In Poorly Drawn KKK-Jokes. by eDan Co.:

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I have no idea what that can be


I really liked Charles Dickens though.

In Some questions i cant find sollution by eDan Co.:

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If the file that cannot be located is the WAD, then it does have to do with it.

In Some questions i cant find sollution by eDan Co.:

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It means you removed a WAD from the WAD-list in Hammer and now the texture is missing

In Some questions i cant find sollution by eDan Co.:

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ZHLT. (That's the compiling tools, your BAT file)

In Some questions i cant find sollution by eDan Co.:

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Is everything on the same drive?

In nezumi sucks by eDan Co.:

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Again, what?

In Some questions i cant find sollution by eDan Co.:

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If a file could not be located, you probably wrote the wrong filepath in mapname.bat - take a look and make sure you copied it correctly. Another possibility is that you have ZHLT and CS on 2 different drives. They must both be on the same drive.

I didn't quite understand the 2nd question.

In by eDan Co.:

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Hmm... RULE CANCELED!

In by eDan Co.:

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New rule: On the last day of each month during which you have posted, you receive 3 points for every month that you've been around.

Exceptions are users like Down Rodeo who have a special amount of points.

In what does it mean when texture is half bule and half image ??? by eDan Co.:

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Any texture that has { in the beginning of its name is a transparent texture. That is, the blue or black background becomes invisible when you apply the texture to visible entities and set rendermode = solid; fxamount = 255.

In FUNNY!! by eDan Co.:

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LOL! Durex commercials are usually pretty funny.


PS Why is the url all funny?

In New Door by eDan Co.:

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No entities can be triggered by the defuse kit and no entities can be used by only one team. Sorry.

In ARGH! by eDan Co.:

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What about the non-hat-interfering type?

In Have you ever... by eDan Co.:

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You mean hit the page you wanted on the first try? Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

In Is it one more stupid question? by eDan Co.:

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Oh my god, SRAW, shut up!!

In New Truck! by eDan Co.:

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How is my last post a fail?

In How to make text that says: "this map is made by: etc." by eDan Co.:

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Have you read the mapping FAQ thread?



Do you get an error? What is it?



Anywhere you'd like as long as it is inside the map.

In how to make surf map ?? by eDan Co.:

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Did you just imply that I am not gay? That's not very SRAW-like.

In New Truck! by eDan Co.:

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I believe that's a double fail.

In Brush problems by eDan Co.:

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Sounds logical enough.

In Brush problems by eDan Co.:

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Why do you think you got a "brush outside world" error for having two doors with the same texture?

In how to make surf map ?? by eDan Co.:

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cstriker, I am mad.

You keep on asking the same question a few times. What the fuck?! I answered that already! If there is something I didn't explain right you can ask in the same thread. Then one time you even created a new user and asked "What?" after I spent 20 minutes writing long and detailed answers.

In Password by eDan Co.:

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This is really stupid. If Jigsaw can't log in, how is he gonna see this?

In so this forum has 1861 users at the moment... by eDan Co.:

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Huh.

In PLEASE FAST !! by eDan Co.:

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Select the brush.
Make it an entity.
Properties:
1) trigger_push.
2) Push direction. (black circle thingy)
3) Push speed. (units per second)

In so this forum has 1861 users at the moment... by eDan Co.:

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Kewl!

So the quote color number shows what number user you are? If so, where did the other 400 users go? SRAW claims there are 1861...

In Mad Chiken by eDan Co.:

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Can you get a trigger_hurt to move around?

In Bump 'n' Flump by eDan Co.:

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Why is that confusing? We learn English as a second language. In my case, it's not a second language. Capiche?

In so this forum has 1861 users at the moment... by eDan Co.:

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Are you going by specified quote-colors? I'm not sure that's EXACTLY how it works.

Click here. Tell Google to repeat the search with the omitted results included. There are no more than 500 users.

In Bump 'n' Flump by eDan Co.:

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BUSTED

In Bump 'n' Flump by eDan Co.:

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Who deleted my post? Aaronjer...

In y isnt < allowed as character of the username? by eDan Co.:

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This was Prince's name. I'm pretty sure there was an actor who changed his name to some symbol.

In by eDan Co.:

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Nice stuff, I accept all the rules in here. Well, done, SRAW.


By the way, you know I was kidding about the page source, right? I just said that to prove you wrong.

In football play offs by eDan Co.:

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Are those not hockey teams?

In Bump 'n' Flump by eDan Co.:

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Yeah... That's not it. I'm a native English speaker, by the way.

In Bump 'n' Flump by eDan Co.:

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I like to believe we do.



Nope, I just have a habit of highlighting text as I read it, and not only on the forum.

In Bump 'n' Flump by eDan Co.:

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Forum law prohibits me from add another quote to the chain. Anyway, I was kidding about the page source thing.

In how to make surf map ?? by eDan Co.:

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Basically you use a func_conveyor as the surf surface.

In Bump 'n' Flump by eDan Co.:

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For your information, I read invisible text by viewing the page source.

In Is this possible? by eDan Co.:

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Where did he get any credit? What are you talking about?! If you really care that much, so here:

Thanks SRAW.

In Bump 'n' Flump by eDan Co.:

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SRAW, you are so gracefully stupid. I just love it :D

In y isnt < allowed as character of the username? by eDan Co.:

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Half on topic, isn't there an actor who changed his name to the male and female symbols?

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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Is that a response to mello's question? Either way, I understand the rules are valid in my case too.

In by eDan Co.:

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This user has logged on from Morocco. I guessed that by the name, too.

I would not dare to download what he posted..

In Bump 'n' Flump by eDan Co.:

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I brought his points to 0 to make him unhappy. Who gave the -1,227?

In l337sk337 by eDan Co.:

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Oh, okay. Now I see what you were saying... Silly me.

Yup!

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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You guys should have read the fine print on my last post... Again, I too am sick of doing that, so this is the last time. I promise.

In l337sk337 by eDan Co.:

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I can think of one way of preventing fall damage. Cover the map floor with a very thin layer of invisible water.

I don't know about the light problem. I don't understand what you explained after that has to do with the error...

Anyway, try looking it up on http://www.slackiller.com/tommy14/errors.htm

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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Nope. You are. That is, unless you guess a 5-digit password (that's a 1:1,000,000 chance), which is now YOUR password.
I'm kidding, of course. And yes, I know we're sick of invisible text, but I can't write that I was kidding where just any person can see it...

In Graph something something whatever by eDan Co.:

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I talked to him today. He said it's for a school project that MUST be in C#. He want's to make an interactive environment where he can place differently shaped objects on different surfaces and simulate interactions.

I have no idea what this means (computer-wise), but it needs to be in C#.

In STUPID THING ! by eDan Co.:

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You have logged on from 8 different IPs so far. I assume you either break into people's houses for internet access, or you have one of 'em IP-changing services to hise your identity. Either way, none of the 8 match my IP.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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That's actually a relative matter. Technically, you are correct. On the other hand, it wasn't a secret also before I posted that.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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Secret truck revealed!

I don't think there is anyone who hasn't seen this yet, so whateva. I'm also sick of the 'none' on the forum index

In Graph something something whatever by eDan Co.:

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In Bump 'n' Flump by eDan Co.:

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Anyway, yeah.


Mate de Vita, stop doing it.


...or don't stop. Whatever.

In Graph something something whatever by eDan Co.:

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He wanted me to ask this.

In a question for killer duck by eDan Co.:

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He did post in General a while ago.

Oh, and you got it all wrong. It's people who don't always see the invisible text. Bots always will.

In STUPID THING ! by eDan Co.:

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cstriker, I can see your IP. (As melloyellow has said)

On to the Mapping issues.
I see places where I phrased sentences very poorly, but get over it and read!

In Bump 'n' Flump by eDan Co.:

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Who ever it is bumping old trucks in every category and the deleting, please stop. It is truly a minor inconvenience having to open every category to check for unread posts.

In Christmas present from SuperJer! by eDan Co.:

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Touché, "Friend of Vita".

In How can this be? by eDan Co.:

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Japanese? I'm not sure. Ask Aaronjer or Nezumi.


Oh, and yeah, I have the second from highest posts per day count (after Down Rodeo).

In Christmas present from SuperJer! by eDan Co.:

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Do you mean this invisible text?

Use the color-tag and set it to your own post-color. My post-color is aaff66, so I use square brackets and tag: (color=aa66ff)Text(/color)

In Please tell me. by eDan Co.:

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I fixed the joke to something a bit nicer.

In Christmas present from SuperJer! by eDan Co.:

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Their is a dog over they're by there lawn.


I kid... maybe.

In Christmas present from SuperJer! by eDan Co.:

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It's that damn stupid fucking possessive form. But thanks for correcting me because no-one else would.

In Christmas present from SuperJer! by eDan Co.:

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Ah, that's from the days of Biggins, our favorite Romanian user whose user name has the letter I.

In I am the new Jrkookid! by eDan Co.:

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Aww... You missed my invisible text.

By the way, do you also remember your post-color by heart?

In func_door_rotating stupid question by eDan Co.:

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In A fast question! by eDan Co.:

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I'm sorry to hear that. And yeah, I have no clue.

In STUPID THING ! by eDan Co.:

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35 HP
What we need to do!
Leave players with 35 hit points soon after they spawn.

How do we do it?
1. We need to apply damage to all players in the map, 65 hit points. This will leave then with 35 hit points.

2. Create a point-entity (light bulb from the toolbar on the left side of your screen). Make the point-entity a game_player_hurt. In its properties set:
A) Name - John
B) Damage to apply - 65

3. Now we need to trigger the game_player_hurt entity. Create a brush under each spawn point. Make this brush an entity ( select it and hit Ctrl + T) and set the entity type to trigger_once. When a player touches this entity, it triggers the target entity (in this case it's our game_player_hurt). Now open the trigger_once's properties and set its target to "John".

If you were able to follow and understand my logic, you should now have a 35 HP knife-only map!

In STUPID THING ! by eDan Co.:

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Look, you obviously are reading our answers carefully. I'll explain it step-by-step.

Knife only
What we need to do!
1. Disable buying for all players.
2. Give a knife to every player on spawn.

How do we do it?
1. Place a small brush where no players can reach it. Select the brush and hit Ctrl + T, then make the brush a buyzone (func_buyzone entity). This will create a single buyzone for both teams, at a location no player can reach.

2. Create a point-entity (the light bulb from the toolbar). Select is and open its properties (Alt + Enter), from the list select the game_player_equip. This entity gives the weapons you specify to all players. Now open its properties again and tell Hammer what weapons you'd like it to give, in your case this would be KNIFE.


That's it!

In Please tell me. by eDan Co.:

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Two bunnies are eating together on a sunny morning. Suddenly the spot a beautiful bird. They walk up to it and it gives them 10,000$ each.

THE END

In func_door_rotating stupid question by eDan Co.:

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Really? That's interesting...

Well, what you want is for the door to open only in one direction no matter what side you are opening it from? Ha! There is a flag called One-Way! I just opened Hammer and there it was!

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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What post?

In I am the new Jrkookid! by eDan Co.:

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Pubic? What's wrong with you?!

Pubic.. LOL!

In Please tell me. by eDan Co.:

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I'll give you that one. Who stated that rule, by the way?

In Please tell me. by eDan Co.:

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It actually has nothing to do with me being admin. I did it like 5 months ago.

In Please tell me. by eDan Co.:

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Yes, someone made that avatar before you! That's why we don't like that you stole it!! Actually, I'm used to you stealing signatures and avatars. That's why I messed up your user page.

Whatever.

In Please tell me. by eDan Co.:

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I thought oral sex is fun...

*SLAP!*

In func_door_rotating stupid question by eDan Co.:

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Isn't there a flag to reverse the direction?

In Party at Jers! by eDan Co.:

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A party that contains people? That sounds really Nazi... and I mean that both ways.

In I am the new Jrkookid! by eDan Co.:

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Well, he is now. I sent SaintzSeph and jrkookid emails with SaintzSeph's password. It's just a matter of who reads it first.

In . by eDan Co.:

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Ah, I see.

In This must be the best movie ever. Ever. by eDan Co.:

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Well, it definitely isn't gonna be playing here.

If you find this, quote this post and see what a mess I've made.

In This must be the best movie ever. Ever. by eDan Co.:

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Hmmm... Nazi zombie horror movie? I'm not sure...

In . by eDan Co.:

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Havokk, that was really stupid.

In A fast question! by eDan Co.:

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Sorry, I didn't see this truck. I have the original RMF of de_inferno right here.

In some very noobish questions by eDan Co.:

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Someone should have said that months ago. Although I'm pretty sure they are done asking here...

In Sky by eDan Co.:

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All methods work. It's just a matter of how you want your sky to look. If you want something like vertigo, the skybox should go pretty far down, and further out of the map. If you want a sky like in de_dust you'll just need a lid, or a lid and very little continuing to external walls.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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It's because I have too much free time and I'm always around here.

Oh, and Mellow, no deleting! I really don't feel like breaking into each and every account and re-posting everything...

In yay for jet monkey duo's avatar by eDan Co.:

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Huh, I really like you new NEW avatar.

I like how it's really jpeggy.

In LEAK WTF by eDan Co.:

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I love that explanation!

In by eDan Co.:

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Actually I was talking to DR. Mate de Vita knew where DR is from in Scotland...

In by eDan Co.:

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Oh, only admins can see it? Oh.

So how did Mate de Vita know where you're from?

In wow new forum by eDan Co.:

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I'd change SRAW's post to some programming question, but I've got no idea what one could possibly be.

In faq ideas? or something by eDan Co.:

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Oh molkman, you and your good ideas all the time...

In Guys...its time..... by eDan Co.:

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A truck by Havokk with no Havokk in sight...

In Guys...its time..... by eDan Co.:

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What the fuck is this truck?

In faq ideas? or something by eDan Co.:

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Ahh... yes. Well anyway, I figured those kind of problems are all explained better than I ever will right here.

EDIT: Maybe I'll post that link in the FAQ truck...

In faq ideas? or something by eDan Co.:

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Empty brush? What'd'you mean?

In I am the new Jrkookid! by eDan Co.:

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When I said reset I meant re-set, or "set again".

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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How about this post? Will it look silly?

In I am the new Jrkookid! by eDan Co.:

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Well he is... and now I don't even remember the new user's password.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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I deleted my post so I won't look like an idiot. Then I deleted your so YOU won't look like an idiot who's explaining things to nobody.

In I am the new Jrkookid! by eDan Co.:

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Yeah... Way to edit all your posts and then blame it on me. Your first post here as jrkookid was "What? That isn't me!", so for some odd reason I thought SaintzSeph was not you! What would a nice person do in case of identity theft? Huh?! What did you expect?!?

Idiot.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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In Have the greatest idea for a map. HELP by eDan Co.:

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Yeah... me too.

Lots of aspects in this map will not work.

In I am the new Jrkookid! by eDan Co.:

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Please get the FAQ truck sticky!

In Have the greatest idea for a map. HELP by eDan Co.:

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Maps for 50 players?

In Sky in VHE by eDan Co.:

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Not any thing I know of... sorry.

In Have the greatest idea for a map. HELP by eDan Co.:

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First of all, you're in the wrong section. This should be in the Hammer Mapping section.

On to the map...
I won't even list the reasons why the map will not work. If you want to try making it, be my guest.

In I am the new Jrkookid! by eDan Co.:

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Because I used to be EdAn. Aaronjer changed my name.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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But I like it here.


Oh, and Sorry Mate de Vite... There actually quite a few people who had not yet found this thread...

In I am the new Jrkookid! by eDan Co.:

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It's okay, he won't be logging on anytime soon.

I knew he stole that signature!

In Christmas present from SuperJer! by eDan Co.:

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Who are you? That signature look awfully familiar...

In I really need help for saving the map,plz help.... by eDan Co.:

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If you did everything in the tutorial and your only problem is that it opens in Notepad, then go to the FAQ thread like I told you 2 days ago.

In Mod Downloads by eDan Co.:

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You cannot admin-edit your own posts, so this is the first time in like 5 months that a post of mine has an Edited tag.

In Mod Downloads by eDan Co.:

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Holy crap! I ended a sentence with a preposition!!

In Christmas present from SuperJer! by eDan Co.:

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He brought back a feature from the old forum! It's the "view all posts by..." feature!

Hurra! Visit user pages for more info!

In Need help! by eDan Co.:

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Oh, umm.. nubbcake, do you want your password? Have I already asked?

In I really need help for saving the map,plz help.... by eDan Co.:

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What?!

Yes, you need to compile it with ZHLT and then you can play the map.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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I guess the best method would be for me to give you my bank account information. I'll post it on the front page of asianbitches.com.

In SANTA'S BOLSHEVIST CLAMPDOWN! by eDan Co.:

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Yeah... stupid clone trooper!

I really like the game, although it's a bit too hard to eat the corpses.

In aaronjer by eDan Co.:

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That makes me sad on the inside...

In Havokk's Merry Fucking Christmas :O XD :D :P XP by eDan Co.:

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That's because there are no lines on breasts. A girl can be exposing "a bit too much", but there is no real limit... except the nipple.

In I really need help for saving the map,plz help.... by eDan Co.:

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Read the FAQ page.

In Havokk's Merry Fucking Christmas :O XD :D :P XP by eDan Co.:

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You're right! And the girl in picture #4 in the second post is a man...

In Merry X-Mass Tards! by eDan Co.:

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Isn't XOXO a knife company? The knives that have really fancy handles..

In Need help! by eDan Co.:

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Thank you, MdV!

In Need help! by eDan Co.:

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Oh, so... um... Live with it?

In Need help! by eDan Co.:

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Huh... I've heard of this happening. My only advice would be to re-install Hammer. I think that was the solution last time this happened.

In Need help! by eDan Co.:

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Are you sure you are using the Select Tool? (it's on the toolbar on the left side of your screen).

In Need Help With... by eDan Co.:

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There's a program called BSP2MAP. I think. Google it!

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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So... that's it? Game over? Havokk and SRAW are the only people who haven't seen this truck yet. And no-one got and candy!!

In aaronjer by eDan Co.:

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It went along the lines of:
Trooper: Your balls are small.
koolkid: So are yours.

EDIT: I dare you to change it back.

In The Official Christmas Truck! by eDan Co.:

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Are you for real, "dude"?

In Chicken or the egg? by eDan Co.:

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I'm just quoting you so everyone will see what a mess you are... You know, in case you'll edit.

In Havokk's Merry Fucking Christmas :O XD :D :P XP by eDan Co.:

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Is it fucking? I wasn't sure... I suck at these kinda things...

In Havokk's Merry Fucking Christmas :O XD :D :P XP by eDan Co.:

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

In Havokk's Merry Fucking Christmas :O XD :D :P XP by eDan Co.:

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Because.. um... I don't know. I hate religious Israeli Jews, so I don't care. I don't hate all of them, but they use up a lot of taxpayers' money and have shit political views.

In Havokk's Merry Fucking Christmas :O XD :D :P XP by eDan Co.:

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Umm.. no. But the commercial shows stereotypes and some people find it offensive.

In Mod Downloads by eDan Co.:

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Good thought, but it requires so called "database fucking", of which only Aaronjer and Superjer are capable.

In The Official Christmas Truck! by eDan Co.:

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That's not so nice.

In The Official Christmas Truck! by eDan Co.:

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That's nice.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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Damnit Dave! You didn't make a second post and delete it! Somebody may have seen it by now!

In Mod Downloads by eDan Co.:

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I'm sure you will not find it on Google.

In Need Help With... by eDan Co.:

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For a "sun" you need a sky and a light_environment entity.

In Need Help With... by eDan Co.:

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First 2 questions: I don't know this mod, but the mapping stays the same.

Third question: I've already explained.

In modify existing maps by eDan Co.:

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THAT is one thing you do not do. It's impossible to play a decompiled map.

In Havokk's Merry Fucking Christmas :O XD :D :P XP by eDan Co.:

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The commercial is a rather old one. The religious Jews sewed Yes, the satellite TV company... big mess.

And the first picture, the chat log, THIS is why kids need sex ed. She obviously meant to say 'clitoris'.

In Merry Christmas and Hanukkah! by eDan Co.:

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Thank you!

For the record, I didn't open the "let me google that for you".

In I got a Trojan -_- by eDan Co.:

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But your computer gives you access to internet porn. How can it suck ba-- Oh, I see now.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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Huh.

In A cool webcomic I found the other day by eDan Co.:

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Ha! You're trying to be goofy but there really were 6 links.

Oh, maybe you weren't trying to be goofy then...

In Stricky THAT! by eDan Co.:

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You need to say 5 Hail Mary's.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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Yeah... right.

In modify existing maps by eDan Co.:

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That's not what Killer-Duck meant. If you have the RMF, then yeah, you can load it in Hammer. The original question is about BSP files, and Killer-Duck is perfectly correct.

In FFD Show!??? by eDan Co.:

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Ok, fixed.

In Joke Truck by eDan Co.:

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Thanks, Rodeo. I spent a few minutes deciphering it yesterday...

A man and a women are having sex. The man says "Oh, shit! I forgot to put a condom on!". The woman replies "It's okay, I already have aids.".

In Stricky THAT! by eDan Co.:

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I count one and a half.

In A cool webcomic I found the other day by eDan Co.:

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When you guys say you liked specific comics, does that mean you didn't like the rest?

In Joke Truck by eDan Co.:

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That makes no sense at all. Isn't your mother's husband your father?

Oh, and #4 was a racist black-joke.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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You're out!

EDIT: Is the quoting really necessary? It's only two of us...

In aaronjer by eDan Co.:

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I hope all those 'pissed' emoticons are on purpose.

In Turbo Charge by eDan Co.:

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Armoury_entities always fall to the ground. There is no way (I've heard of) for having it hover in the air.

In Turbo Charge by eDan Co.:

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You'll feel stupid when you hear this, but you shouldn't.


...



...



trigger_push.

In I have no name :( by eDan Co.:

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This one really made me lol!

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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Yeah, we need more people here... All we talk about is mugs, faces and penises.

In Disco can save your life! by eDan Co.:

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I know, I was just being a smartass. Now quick, say something smartassy before people get the wrong impression!

In A cool webcomic I found the other day by eDan Co.:

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Aawww... That's a shame.

In Disco can save your life! by eDan Co.:

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No it's not. You want to save another person's life...

In Stricky THAT! by eDan Co.:

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Holy fuck, I'm an admin! Thank you AJ!!

In A cool webcomic I found the other day by eDan Co.:

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Ok, here are a few I really like:
1
2
3
4
5

In Counter-Strike Source Texture Problem by eDan Co.:

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The pink-and-black texture is a texture called aaatrigger. You put it on entity-brushes that are invisible.

In -Wad Requests- by eDan Co.:

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WTF?

You said it twice for the second time...

In A cool webcomic I found the other day by eDan Co.:

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http://www.explosm.net/comics/1493/

This is a really good one. I think you'll find some pretty funny stuff there.

In Secret Truck - Take 2 by eDan Co.:

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LoL

Mug means face? That's...

In Stricky THAT! by eDan Co.:

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SRAW, I hate you.

In MOAR smileys by eDan Co.:

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There you go, more emoticons... Wow, these are really old. I used them like half a year ago.

In Stricky THAT! by eDan Co.:

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Take a look at Aaronjer's second from last post here.