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the_cloud_system said:
fuck .gifs D:


Here's a fuck .gif.
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How do I play?
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I haven't shot anyone! (Maybe the sheriff)

And yeah, I chose Poe for the meantime, I just had to get rid of that general whom I do not know. Aaronjer put him there, right?
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Brilliant! Thanks a lot.

What are people up to? It feels like nothing changed around here.
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aaronjer said:
People are stupid.

With an average IQ of 100, yes, they are.
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SRAW said:
Mythbusters have proven that perpectual motion machines can't exist.

Physicists knew that all along. Mythbusters showed it on TV, explaining it like you would to an eight-year-old.
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Down Rodeo said:
FUN FACT: I stopped Windows 98 defragging midway through and it never worked ever after that. Further attempts to defrag failed.

What an OS.


LIKE
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If you put this device in a frictionless vacuum, the sum of forces applied to the disc will be 0. Look at your diagram: the magnet at 3 o'clock is doing nothing, the magnet at 1 o'clock is pushing CCW at a force of F(N), and the magnet at 5 o'clock is pulling CW at a force of F(N), etc etc etc with all magnets.

Basically the magnets do nothing. Maybe add mass to the disc, but nothing more.
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Down Rodeo said:
I mean, is there even going to be an eternity? I also think you'd find it hard to write down a book describing the universe. There's not enough paper to write down a googolplex, even!


Especially since the book describing the universe is part of the universe which it is describing.
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I don't think I'll die anytime soon. I operate American PATRIOT missiles. Cool stuff.

Sadly, I'm not here to stay, because I get a week at home every four months.

Umm... So Havokk, how was it?
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Thanks. But seriously, my brother has a goatee.
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Apparently not.

Here is a list of things I think (or know) have changed during the 2 years I have been gone:

I was drafted to the army!

Havokk got a name change (again).

AaronJer never sent me candy back.

Havokk lost his virginity.

SRAW might be a little bit smarter now that he is older.

Down Rodeo got his degree.

SuperJer married a chimp?!

I owe you all many many points for all the Point Days I wasn't here for.
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sprinkles said:
SRAW said:
superjer said:
The vent server has been down since the hardware change and relocation to Seattle.

I wasn't even running it. Some Canadian was.


Would that canadian just happen to be you?


Only French people have goatees.


My brother has a goatee and he's Mexican.
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fedex _ said:
once and awhile

Does that mean you will post once and then shut up for a while?

Sorry, I've been being way too mean to you.

P.S. You just lost 17 points for being yourself.
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fedex _ said:
Down Rodeo said:
interchangeable.


Big Word...


Small Brain...
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Check out the FAQ.
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Another Indian bot...
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Mate de Vita said:
My real name. It has nothing whatsoever to do with friends, life, the universe or penguins.

ALMOST your real name.
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Mushrooms. Google it.
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Right click any folder-> Customize-> Change icon. But that's only for folders.

2nd option is to change your ugly background.
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Huh?
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Mate de Vita said:
I also know that you haven't been here for more than a year and a half. Now that The edan returned, you suddenly show up again.

Waddar you suggesting? Take a look at our registration dates...
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Yeah, too many perverts looking for "horny girls". And then when you present yourself as a female no one believes you.
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Whydja move? Work-related issues?
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I promise you this printscreen was not edited in any way other than cropping.
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I fasted for 24 hours and stopped because I decided it would affect my performance at school tomorrow. I have a quiz, P.E. and 6 other lessons.
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molkman said:
How should one post pics of not eating something actually, haha.


He could show us his extreme weight loss. Some Before and After pictures including the same day's newspaper would be nice.
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Ah, really? MrsTicks has been gone? Too bad I missed that...
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When are you gonna stop?

Keep us updated on how your undiet goes, maybe I'll try it myself.
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Yes, you did.

Omegle said:
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aaronjer said:
Just like the forum Jainist monk!

SRAW?
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HAY GUYS!

I'm also proud to announce that the forum rabbi is 100% atheist!
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I've never heard of this pervert handout spot before... Pretty cool.
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What's 134501?

And yeah, there's a lot less schoolwork to be done now, so I think I'm here to stay!
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The reason I actually left (besides my OWLs (I think that's their English name)) is because of shitheads whose posts are too annoying to be read. I won't name the specific shitheads, but I think you know who I'm talking about. the_cloud_system, fedex, SRAW, Sloth, phoenix_r...

Anyway, I'll leave as fast as I can before I have to give out August 15th's points.


Goodbye!
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I was actually looking for something wacky. These awareness test are really old.
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So did I. Are you excited? Sexually stimulated?
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Yay! Secret truck!!!

Has anyone found one of Superjer's trucks yet?
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Now I'm back to see how you guys are doing.

I haven't been around for two reasons:
1) I had final exams, and that was very time-consuming.
2) Fedex and Phoenix don't shut up.

Anyway, I hope I'll be around for Point Day on June 15th.

Good day!
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You know, the 'Users With Such IPs' was added because of FallingShit and FakeJer.
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17 points to you, sir!
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What ellipses are you talking about? I saw you said something about them in the chat too...
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Don't do that signature thing again. It stretches the page, fucks up any thread you post in, and is really annoying. Do you want us to have bad connotations with you posting?
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Yeah, fedex_ already bought his ticket to Banland, he just needs to step in.
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fedex _ said:
2nd POST IN THIS TOPIC!


Please stop. You know I'll ban you...
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Really?! I just wanted to see when CornJer's last post was and then I saw it- "Other users with sush IPs: FallingShit".

Why?
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the_cloud_system said:

Yeah? Well don't... unless you have something to say which is ON TOPIC... but you don't.
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Killer-Duck said:
fedex _ said:
eDan Co. said:
weapon_awp.



period


Why did you bump this old thread just to say "period"!?


Yeah, what the fuck?
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This truck was bumped twice by two different newbies. What's your problem?
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Oh my god!!

Is there a good explaination as for why CornJer and FallingShit have the same IP?
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CornJer said:
Jesus Christ, what the hell was going through my mind!?


Wasn't your last post a few years ago?! Where the hell have you been? We all missed you...
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phoenix_r said:
PS quit fixing my sig, assclowns!


It was too big. We have rules about these things... maybe. Does it matter how many times your name+PENIS appears? I think we all get the point after 6 times...

Also, I'm a vaginaclown. Get your facts right.
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Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
Did I not get something?

It depends how much of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (a trilogy in five parts) you have read/listened to/watched. When I say watched, I mean the TV series, because there was no movie. Nope. None at all.


I've read the book... in Hebrew... 6 years ago.
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Down Rodeo said:
Maybe we should cut Edan's head open!

Did I not get something?

Also, Havokk, who the hell are you talking about?
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VMAN said:
I've always wondered, which webhost does SuperJer use??


Hi.
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I already posted Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus here before... and Cyanide And Happiness too.
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molkman said:
I don't get it, fellas.


Jake?! was sure that any two people who think of the same thing are actually the same person. Wow, that statement sounds rather clever and poem-y-ish.
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FallingShit said:
LOLS


I'm in the middle of reading all of your new posts, but so far things are not looking too good for your password.
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Jake?! said:
But if you HAD, wouldn't that mean you were molkman? Seeing as how he DID think about it.


You have impaired conclusion-reaching abilities.
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molkman said:
Because there is a link and a "this", "this" must be referring to the SJ forams, since otherwise the "that" wouldn't make any sense. Since we are already in the SJ forams, one can not refer to it with "that".

Of course the writer needs to consider that.


Yeah, I should have thought about that.
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the_cloud_system said:
this forum

the_cloud_system said:
that forum


What are you referring to? LG needs our nice design, or does SJ.com need active people?
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That was one ugly castle... it made everything really laggy.
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Please don't lie... I can see much more than you think.
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Ok, it's back to being all stretchy.

I must ask you, DaveDays, what's up with you talking about 9/11 all the time? Better yet, why did I make that 2nd castle? What the fuck is going on here?!
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0~w_s:693.35,358.35|fl_s:783.35,286.65|w_s:693.35,221.65|fl_s:783.35,151.65|fl_s:785.05,18.3|w_s:691.7,86.65|w_s:693.35,-48.35|fl_s:781.7,-120|w_s:873.35,356.65|w_s:871.7,221.65|w_s:870,86.65|w_s:868.35,-45|w_s:778.35,-191.7|p_s:778.35,-276.7|w_i:780,-51.7|c_s:720,-23.35|c_s:751.65,-20|c_s:805,-21.7|c_s:843.35,-23.35|c_s:720,110|c_s:760,110|c_s:795,110|c_s:833.35,111.65|c_k:725.05,245|c_k:776.7,246.65|c_k:835,246.65|c_k:728.35,380|c_k:780,383.35|c_k:833.4,381.65|w_s:621.65,356.65|w_s:444.9,356.7|fl_s:535,285|w_s:444.9,218.35|w_s:621.65,218.3|fl_s:535.05,150|w_s:446.7,83.35|w_s:621.7,83.3|fl_s:535,16.65|w_s:446.7,-50|w_s:623.35,-50|fl_s:536.7,-120|w_s:538.35,-186.7|p_s:536.65,-275|w_i:536.65,-50|c_q:478.35,381.65|c_q:528.35,383.35|c_q:581.7,383.35|c_q:486.65,241.65|c_q:533.35,241.7|c_q:581.7,240|c_n:481.65,104.95|c_n:531.65,103.3|c_n:578.3,103.3|c_n:486.65,-25|c_n:578.4,-26.7|

This is more accurate. (And more fun to destroy )
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I can't get it to work!
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Surely there is a way for me to make that code fit. Ever a font size of 0.001 doesn't do...
Oh, yeah, and it's not going all twintowersy on me. Where do I paste the code?
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Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
I always find this Freedom of Speech thing interesting. What exactly do you think it means?

That you can express your opinion freely as long as it cannot be interpreted in a way that it is offensive. This was terrible phrasing. Or something.

It can be offensive, as long as it offends someone in the sake of topical criticism.

Wait, where were we?
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DaveDays said:
The night then found a time machine and went in it and teleported to the top of the WTC, sept. 11, 2001, 7:42AM

What the fuck is wrong with you?! Seriously...
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You can get points for deserving points.
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Sounds like pre-WWII jazz.

Here are some similar tunes (best versions are by Benny Goodman's big-band):

A String of Pearls
A Jazz Holiday
Let's Dance
If You Build A Better Mousetrap (it's not amazing, but I love the name )
Tuesday At Ten
Muskrat Scramble (makes you want to do silly things in a black and white silent film)
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milos__m said:
My first firetruck

...as this user.

I thought you never need our help.
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Awesome. Is there a limit to how much HP one can get from a healing door?
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This was actually posted here a few months ago. I liked it though.
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SRAW actually makes good maps.
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How does it work?
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Jake?! said:
Why are YOU in the programming help section?!


Niiccceeee!!
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Yeah, I took a look at it a while back. It's too computersy for me. And no, I didn't continue learning Haskell.
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Havokk Edge said:
Yup it just did.

Wh-- Why??
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Havokk Edge said:
I never noticed really

That's because I changed it yesterday.
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Well, I did make a "blank" signature. I just wanted to make it really obvious to everyone except newbies.
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I know! I was waiting for you and DR to see this one. It could not have gone any better.
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Yes, yes, all women have breasts... I know. My point is SHUT UP.
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Think for your self.
I don't like you, you arrogant piece of shit.
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I'm sorry, I thought I opened the "Animating textures" thread... I guess I accidentally clicked on "Lame Insults in Foreign Languages".
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I take it your penis was never in a woman's mouth?
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I stopped fixing your spelling, Cloud. Why would you misspell 'quote'? There's a big button that says 'Quote' right over where you write your post. What the fuck!? >.<
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Mate de Vita said:
lol :) I kako če edan znati da ti zna
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Havokk Edge said:
eDan Co. said:
Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
Mate de Vita said:
Hah, nice editing skills edan.

If I'd edit my own post there would be an 'edited' tag.

Even though you're an admin?

Yes. Only when I edit other people's posts it doesn't show/change the 'edited' tag.


Lies!!

Damn you, this whole fuss is because you made it look like I made a typo. Are you happy now?
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
Mate de Vita said:
Hah, nice editing skills edan.

If I'd edit my own post there would be an 'edited' tag.

Even though you're an admin?

Yes. Only when I edit other people's posts it doesn't show/change the 'edited' tag.
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You can make scrolling textures by adding the prefix "SCROLL_" to the texture name. (For example, 'SCROLL_snowwithpiss')

For a transparent texture, make the background 100% blue, and add a '{' prefix to the texture name.

You're using Wally as instructed in the FAQ, right? Awesome.
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Mate de Vita said:
Hah, nice editing skills edan.

No, Havokk made that up! If I'd edit my own post there would be an 'edited' tag. I have no idea what that 'yy' is supposed to be.


Really? Voice clips? That sounds wasteful. All we'll use it for is yawns and cricket sounds after someone says something that isn't funny.
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melloyellow582 said:
Ish.

Short for Ishmael?
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Havokk Edge said:
eDan Co. said:
No, theyy can't. Shame, isn't it?


AH HAAAA!

What?
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No, they can't. Shame, isn't it?
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Mate de Vita said:
I never did get the answer...


It said something along the lines of:
Hey! I'm CSTRIKER! I think it's a good idea to post my stupid links randomly on this forum!

Yeah? Well guess what, cstriker. I don't like your stupid links. I have your IP and I'll personally make sure none of your mapping questions ever get answered.

Sincerely,
eDan Co.

melloyellow582 said:
Fuck you.

Did you get a router?
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Thank you.


I.T. RULz
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The thing is that the translation you found is a bit slangish, and it's spot on. I didn't think you'd find it.
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Jack da Rippa said:
אני הומו


Nice! Don't use a space between the two words.
How did you get that?

Of course now I'll have to change it again. Sent me an email.
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Man, Superjer's discussion thread went down the drain...
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Too... many... bees!
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Jack da Rippa said:
Btw i tried I am gay in hebrew it didnt work.


I don't.. umm.. what did you write?
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
you know the drill

How many times have you done it with him?Don't look at me like that, you know what I mean.


Actually this is the first time. But I've done the same with Jrkookid recently and with Jigsaw a while ago.


Havokk, I know you're mad at me but you seriously pissed me off bumping all those threads.
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Oh, yeah, I'm so stupid.

I'm sorry my dumbfuck brain didn't figure out you opened all of those users for no reason... from Jigsaw's house.

Will you forgive me?

BTW, you know the drill, you could have just sent me an email asking for your passwords.
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the_cloud_system said:
molkman said:
What's Naruto? Ha.


Mate de Vita already pointed that out. IT is invisible text.
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While I was answering his first question, NewbkilleR said:
also I seemed to get an error like "cannot ind file specified"
I checked and rechecked the paths, but no problem there. Later I deleted a rope I made and and the problem was gone! I'm thinking that the rope was to small or something, cause I remade it a little wider ,with the same texture, and the map compiled just fine.
So I'm asking was my assumption correct, and should i avoid making small circular of any other objects like that?


Are you sure it said 'cannot find the file'?
And when you say 'circular', do you mean you used the cylinder? That can go bad if your brush is really small.
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Real fog is supported only by the Quake 3 engine, not Quake 1 (which is what HL, or CS, uses).

You can however create many see-through grayish brushes to simulate fog. Read the FAQ for information on custom textures (unless you have the gray you need) and see-through brushes. Make sure your brushes are func_illusionary (and not func_wall) so players will be able to walk through the 'fog'.
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SolidKAYOS, Jack da Rippa, Kyuss, Setsuna and Rainz are all Jigsaw's creations. He decided for some reason to create all of those new users.


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Mate de Vita said:
It's some anime about ninjas, friendship, good-side-winning and stuff like that.

You would know...
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DaveDays said:
OR we could do this the RIGHT way and have me write it...

hello.... musician here!

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Didn't click. Too obvious.

Jack da Rippa said:
Cool.But.whats the point!?

Jigsaw, we all know all of these new users are you...
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the_cloud_system said:


It's showing your life as a graph of a mathematical function. I wish the graph would have an X-axis for time and a Y-axis for quality of living. This way, the function at the bottom would actually make sense; the integral of your life-graph would be the sum of all dx life quality. Also, 'Death' should be at y=0, and not always at the same X-value- the druggie would die sooner.
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I thought of that, but as you said, you can't swim in the water. Maybe make the boat really high (the same height as the water depth), just have the bottom part invisible. This will limit players' swimming only under the boat.
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Copying the NAV file is what I was going to tell you to do. Maybe the computers at school are just really slow?
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That was me and I'm still baffled.
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the_cloud_system said:
Get your food order out of my post!


A post is what I just quoted. You must mean 'truck' or 'thread'. And I still don't understand what you are trying to say.
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Is your *.MAP file in your ZHLT folder?
Did you spell the filename correctly?
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molkman said:
DOTA is stupid. The end.

Ooooo... Oh no he di'in't! *Moves head and pointer finger in a circular motion*
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Make the basic structure first (walls, floors, ceilings, windows and doors). Once you've given up on that, you'll give up on all the models and prefabs you mentioned.
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Yeah, I've seen them all on Jay Leno.
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Down Rodeo said:
I think the issue is that certain sections can only be seen by privileged users, so you'd have to make a group of "PeopleThatCanSeeHammer" and add everyone to it except Havokk. Which would be retarded. At least, I assume that's how Supererererererer has coded it. He *might* have a way of excluding users from certain forams.


Yup, that's how it works. We'd get Hammer questions in the General section every time a newbie asks his first question.
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Chuck Norris said:
aaronjer said:
Go ahead. Talk about me. I dare you.

Chuck Norris talked about AJ behind his back and didn't have his title changed (because AJ still doesn't know who Chuck Norris really is).


You do realize Aaronjer is an admin, right?
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AJ, the microphone is yours.
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Oh, ok, I saw this after banning him. Unfortunately for him, it is impossible to ban from a single section of the forum.
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Mate de Vita said:
Hate!
Hate!
Hate!

HATE!

HATE!!!

OK I'm done.


Yeah, Havokk what the fuck kind of an asshole are you?!
You bumped 12 trucks in the Hammer Mapping section. I wasn't too angry, but then I saw you posted stuff in the FAQ...

The passwords to all of your users are in Hebrew, even if you'd guess what the are, you can't enter it. Fuck you.
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NatureJay said:
I've been acting like a dick to a lot of people around here.


Yeah, me too. I'd also like to apologize.
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Chuck Norris said:
btw admins, please do not tell anyone of my true identity.


Umm... maybe. I don't like you, but I must admit you're doing a great job covering up your identity. I edited your post a bit because you had a small slip.
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smartchick1 said:
hlvis: Error: Portal file 'jailbreak.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map there thats my new error i fixed it all but i dont know this error can u guys help me just tell me how cuz im so pissed off now


You really aren't reading the FAQ, are you?
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Mate de Vita said:
Why isn't it fairy nuff anymore?


His girlfriend taught him that one. I'm not sure if when DR said that he meant the his girlfriend actually has one or if she only taught him the phrase.
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Note that you have 6 'mapname's to replace.
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Down Rodeo is going to tell you to google it, I'm going to tell you to read the FAQ and make your own, and Killer-Duck is going to give you a link to a WAD that is exactly what you are looking for.

EDIT: Too bad Down Rodeo posted while I was writing. You ruined my life!
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Not too long ago I was in the exact same situation... You'll soon see how awesome it is to talk with a girl about her vagina tasting weird.
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It's a nice story, but you can't possibly believe this is a true one?

Plainfield, Wisconsin has a population of 900. Surely you would find something about such a gruesome murder in that town besides two bored teenagers with a video camera.

They must have chosen that town because Ed Gein lived there. That crazy guy would murder women, rape the body and then cut them open, from their vagina up. Ed Gein is real, but he was arrested a long long time ago, too long ago for it to make sense that he is the murderer.

I don't even know why I'm wasting my time writing all this, the story is bullshit.
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the_cloud_system said:
This is retarded.

Word.
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I mean it's the button that looks like a light bulb. Create an entity with it and make it a game_player_equip.
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It is a point-entity. Use the entity tool (light bulb) from the toolbar on the left.
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fedex _ said:
isnt there a wave thingy when you func_water to change the wave height ?


Yes, I seem to remember that option. I never tried it, though.
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Oh, I get it now... It's because Family Guy always cuts to crazy bits that have nothing to do with the storyline. The FamilyGuyness is actually what comes after the "If you think that's bad" part.
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Family Guy? The "if you think that's bad..." thing is pretty old.
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As the official Cloud System-to-English translator (Yes, I've been editing all his posts to look like English) I can tell you what he is asking. He wants your advice on the installation of "blah blah blah phone connections"
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You have a girlfriend?!
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Every post has a date stamp on it.


Forget that, we just like yelling at people.
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Seriously, that's the first thing anyone told you... WTF?
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Changing my own title is like giving myself points... Besides, I can't come up with anything funny. Ever.
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I totally forgot that Cornell's a necrophiliac.
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Even then, "your retard it" or what Fedex meant to say, "you're retard it" make no sense.
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fedex _ said:
retardit


Priceless.
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aaronjer said:
eDan Co. said:
...is Japanese for 'car'. Could you imagine if GMC's name was Car? Silly stuff


Honda does not mean 'car' in Japanese. Honda is a family name. Japanese for 'car' is kuruma.

Are you sure? I was told that Honda (or maybe a different Japanese car manufacturer name) meant 'car'. Whatever...
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the_cloud_system said:
eDan Co. said:
the_cloud_system said:
Honda...

...is Japanese for 'car'. Could you imagine if GMC's name was Car? Silly stuff

GMC

Gay Motherfucking Company

...Implying that the company's mother is a man?
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the_cloud_system said:
Honda...

...is Japanese for 'car'. Could you imagine if GMC's name was Car? Silly stuff
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
I said:
Take a computer game or a movie's title and replace one of the words with 'vagina'.

It loses it's funny-value if the whole title is 100% sexual.

Requiem for a Vagina
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You have two drives-- C: and F:.

You need to have ZHLT, your CS directory and all WAD files to be on the same drive.
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Normally we tell people that their colors can't be changed because it's what makes them unique and other bull crap. The thing is, Havokk's post color is EXACTLY the same as Sloth's, so I think it would be best if his color would be changed randomly. We don't want him to actually get what he asked for, god forbid.
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Alien Hominid said:
the_cloud_system said:
.86496



What's your point? (no pun intended)
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Why apologize to me? Apologize to everyone for what you have just done. Shame!
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Wrong, quote-chains can consist of no more than 5 quotes. So no more quoting on that one.
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Alien Hominid said:
the_cloud_system said:
It's how fast I think.


wrong its your chances of winning the MegaLotto


Your lottery has an 86% chance of winning? How much would a ticket like that cost?
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Good to know.
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Did you know that the area in your brain that is in charge of mathematical and lingual logic is totally inactive during R.E.M? You only dream vague concepts that turn into something logical when you wake up. When this does not happen, you "don't remember your dream".
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the_cloud_system said:
.86496

Any special mathematical meaning?
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the_cloud_system said:
Mate de Vita said:
Hey guys, remember when I had 500 posts? Oh, the good times, eh?
While DR is already reaching for the 3k post mark, I just got to 1000.


Drugs...


Stop spamming just to get your post count up!
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Mate de Vita said:
melloyellow582 said:
Mate de Vita said:
Hey guys, remember when I had 500 posts? Oh, the good times, eh?
While DR is already reaching for the 3k post mark, I just got to 1000.



So, time to reset to 0?

Noooooooooooooooo! Oh and also: No, thank you very much.
You do have a post count of over 12k though.


Yeah, it used to be 12,345 but mello didn't stop posting.
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Are you guys pulling my dick? I've asked a few professionals and musicians in search of other people who dream music. Are you serious?
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Down Rodeo said:
It's the Euler-Mascheroni number, I believe.

Nope, it's the number of points you have.

Jake?! said:
<3

No hard feelings?
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What? Dermatitis? Bump? What?!
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You're quick, I suppose. I'm at 2,500-ish and I've been around more than x2.5 you, I think.
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Jake?! - 24 points for being registered 8 months. Sorry for forgetting you...
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I have very strange dreams. Just the other night I dreamed one single word, 'Demonym'. No context, no people, no nothing! I don't have dreams about words often, but it happens occasionally.

A weird type of dream that I do have a lot is dreaming music. It's not like I dream that I went to some concert, I just dream music. For instance, I dream a duet I play on the clarinet, but in the dream I hear a whole symphonic orchestra playing it with a vivid basso continuo line. Sometimes I even dream a tune I can't recognize, but I can still remember it, so I can play it by ear on the piano. Weird shit.
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"Active" means "has posted at least once over the last month". I think I explained all of this when I first posted that I will give points on the 15th of every other month. I don't remember the name of that truck.

DR, I give up.
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Do you use the Bigger Chat option on the forum index? Discuss!
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I see lots of similarities to our modern playing cards. Are these Japanese by any chance?
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You mean they need to read it out loud? I read them all as initials because of TWA and the airplane bit.
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Jake?! said:
What is your definition of "active in the main forums"?


The forum has 2 sections that all users can see: Main and Developers. I give points to users active in the Main section because I can't keep track of all the Hammer noobs 'n' such.
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turnip1 said:
Damn lol i am 5 days off 4 months


Well, the points go to users active in the Main section of the forum. Better luck next time

molkman said:
Heh, I now have 539 points.

What's wrong with that?
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Isn't that the number of degrees in a Radian?
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Inflation, misconduct.

You can switch to Greek Wikipedia if you'd like.
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Points have been awarded to the following users:

NatureJay - 141 points for being registered 47 months.
Nezumi - 141 points for being registered 47 months.
molkman - 135 points for being registered 45 months.
Zarathustra - 135 points for being registered 45 months.
Homeslice - 102 points for being registered 34 months.
jrkookid - 66 points for being registered 22 months.
adhesive - 57 points for being registered 19 months.
xXJigsaw23Xx - 54 points for being registered 18 months.
awhippo - 54 points for being registered 18 months.
the_cloud_system - 27 points for being registered 9 months.
Mate de Vita - 18 points for being registered 6 months.
KnightOfH3ll - 12 points for being registered 4 months.
superjer - 0 points because he seems to not want any.
aaronjer - 0 points for having a special number of points.
melloyellow582 - 0 points for having a special number of points
Down Rodeo - 0 points for having a special number of points.
Havokk Edge - 0 points for having a special number of points.
SRAW - 0 points for being a wanker.

I will start taking points away for forum misconduct because point inflation is getting bad.
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Superjer.com is the first result you get when googling "make counter strike maps" or many other things of the sort. Shuzzah!
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Havokk Edge said:
Btw Mrsilversage is Jrkoolkid.

Yes, we get it. It's Jrkookid.
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Yes, you're right.
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What?
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Well, which part of the compile takes 2 seconds? Not all parts have to do with lighting.

And if you can compile it easily, try playing the map before you change it. Maybe the lights won't affect the gameplay, who knows...
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Oh, that's a tough one. I read a tutorial about that somewherem and it was rather good. This might be it, I'm not sure.
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I think no-one has anything left to say... All we're left with are stupid forum chains of unfunnyness and random bullshit by The Cloud System.
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Yeah, you also have waayy too many lights. You don't need 10 in one room, make a few bright ones. Having that many lights will take a long time to compile and might lag your map.
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I didn't understand why it didn't stop, I thought you were using func_door_rotating all along.
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Jake?! said:
Nose Bleed: 57y6

57 Yahoos 6?!?!


Worst nose-bleed ever.
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aaronjer said:
A shaman witchdoctor, a voodoo priest and Edan's mom enter a bar. The shaman witchdoctor claims that he is superior to the voodoo priest because he can cast level 4 curse magic. The voodoo priest argues that level 4 curse magic is useless in the face of a veritable army of voodoo zombies. Edan's mom ignores their frivolous debate and reaches for a drink, but she's so fat they are both crushed under her arm without her even taking notice. Yeah, that's right. I went there.


THAT is why you got your chocolate.
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OK, WE GET IT!

Now let's see someone put funny in a joke.
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Do you have any other way of testing your map? Another server or something?
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Banging head: hhnjuy

Hasn't Henry noticed Jews under yarn?
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Is this going to be another stupid forum chain of... Wait, did you say you can put a cat in a hat?
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the_cloud_system said:
ya like you sead


post bla bla bla in the corect spot so i sead





"owend"


Nope.
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superjer said:
eDan Co. said:
their called 'hyphens'.


"they're"


GDIMFSWTTTICBIMTM!!

God damn it! Mother-fucking stupid wrong their/there/they're. I can't believe I made that mistake.
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You must realize that only adding points like this causes massive inflation. This means your points' value will hardly change even if I increase the number you have. I guess we could all steal from SRAW, making us happy and keeping our market stable.
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I'm getting drafted in a year and a half!

Let's hope they take me to do some physicsy engineering stuff.
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Don't you remember why you guys all said "owned by Edan"?
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The means he fixed his painful jeans-erection.
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You have a nice color and I can't change it anyway.

Points are awarded on the 15th of every other month. (that's in 6 days)
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Why did cstriker edit his post back?
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Clam down. Take a few deep breathes.

Now, decals can only be from Decals.wad. If you want to put any other picture on your walls, you'll have to make it a regular texture and a regular brush.

As for the transparent textures. Fist of all, make sure the texture's name begins with '{'. If it does, apply your texture to a func_illusiounary entity. This entity is only visible, so you can walk through it. If you want it to be solid, make a CLIP-brush. CLIP-brushes cannot be seen or walked through. Now open your func_illusionary's properties and set:
A) Render mode = solid
B) FXamount = 0

(I hope I'm right about the properties part, it's been a while...)
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Should I bring down your post count? Oh, and, by the way, their called 'hyphens'.
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That you can make pictures all linky 'n' stuff...
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Is the picture a link? If so, [borat]Great success![/borat]
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The tempo is 91. I made it faster and it sounds nice. The drums are kinda weird though. I think it's still better than the other ones.
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Crossfade?
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It's more of a silly walk, rather.

I'd go with the first song.
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Make him do a silly dance!
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You insist on adding the '?!' to Jake's name, and it seems to always get you in to punctuational trouble.
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Down Rodeo said:
Can I guess that all those with an IP outside of America are blocked?

EDIT: I'm totally right. Using American Proxy gets me there.


I can enter the site.
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Use many more than just one. The outside box of your map should consist of 6 brushes (roof, floor and 4 sides). What Mate de Vita was pointing out is that one single brush can not be used as your map's outside box because it is one huge lump of brush, rather that 6 sides.
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What?
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I'd never click a link that SRAW posts. I googled "wild.com" and saw it's Minnesota Wild's official website.
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I hate Minnesota Wild. Red Wings FTW!


Wait, what does that link have to do with anything? Why in SooperJur's thread?
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Well, no, it's April 4th. But either way, I'm disappointed.
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A) Lame.

B) You started this thread March 19th.

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aaronjer said:
He can bump Pole Socking trucks all he wants!


I wish it was only Pole Socking threads he bumped...
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He's not from India, that's for sure... probably not a bot either.


I put my money on 'it's SRAW on vacation in the USA logging on from a public library in Orlando.'


Hey, new guy!
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Mate de Vita said:
Why is Elenkos' avatar somewhat familiar?


Ja. You didn't know all his avatars before his current one were stolen from other users?


Cloud System, stop bumping old threads you little shit!
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You bumped this truck just to misspell 'seizure'?
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You have a rapist cousin.
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No "Aww" for that one.
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Both adding 3 words and invisible text?
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Thank you.
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Awww...
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Any error messages? Open Task Manager to see if you are running low on virtual memory or something.
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moojuicemajik said:
how do i scale down the textures?


Select the brush you're working on and open the Texture Application Tool from the toolbar on the left.
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Kwik-E-Chat.
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Mate de Vita said:
I just realized... edan how is it that you know my real name?


It's a long story... Actually, it isn't. You sent me an email to my Hammer mapping address.
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Suresure. I just didn't want his hopes up.
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Please stop. Your grammar makes no sense. Enough with this crap!


Don't start adding to this post, or I'll have to take out my rape stick.
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Fixed. He also created 30mikey9?
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When did I say it was for 3 days?

Anyway, Jrkookid, send an email to hammermapping@yahoo.com and I'll reply with both your user's passwords... sometime.
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Krkookid, you are hereby banned temporarily from the forum for bumping 3 old threads, and bump-n'-flumping the whole forum.
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Happy birthday, Havokk!
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Hey, Molkers, do you know the German acappella quintet Wise Guys? Are they very popular, rich and famous?

I tried googling them, but Wise Guys is a very popular name for all kinds of whatnots...
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Two alternate continuations posted at the same time! What do we do?

I have an idea! Let's stop posting here. The storyline won't go anywhere if constructed by illiterate people.
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It really is good. I feel so depressed, though...
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Neighbor countries with similar languages FTW!
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I was actually thinking of "Don't bitch, you told Edan", but whatever.


Yes, this whole thread is one big fail. It's so awesome, I say sarcastically.
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I was actually thinking of "Don't bitch, you told Edan", but whatever.


Yes, this whole thread is one big fail.
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns.
Meanwhile the hobo was going to the FTWOMG Jake?! posted something that really amazed me because Jake?! is fingerless.
So now we have abused many, including superjer and his golden manbabies. Using his mandible, the leftmost manbaby accidentally performed surgery inside of something the rightmost manbaby will invent in the near future. This grotesque approximation gives the implication that should one person ever go to the toilet without proper precautions he would find a secret passage to the underworld.
The Manbabies' hubris exceeded their Pulchritude! So they went willingly into the pit with a knife and sword but were slain. So they died.

Jump up and claim their belongings, jump up and claim someone's belongings. Now jump down and try to claim someone's belongings. aaaaand work it!

*jam to beat*

(Background singers)"OOOOOooooOOOOOO"

Lemme see you
Do what you
This fails hard.

Don't bitch, you
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SRAW, you suck pretty bad. Do you need help getting your new avatar right?
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad? Because it wanted to get to the outpost of Verbing Nouns.
Meanwhile the hobo was going to the FTWOMG Jake?! posted something that really amazed me because Jake?! is fingerless.
So now we have abused many, including superjer and his golden manbabies. Using his mandible, the leftmost manbaby accidentally performed surgery inside of something the rightmost manbaby will invent in the near future. This grotesque approximation gives the implication that should one person ever go to the toilet without proper precautions he would find a secret passage to the underworld.
The Manbabies' hubris exceeded their Pulchritude! So they went willingly into the pit with a knife and sword but were slain. So they died.

Jump up and claim their belongings, jump up and claim someone's belongings. Now jump down and try to
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Zelda Classic.
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1 unit = 1 inch.

A player is 73 units tall. I don't know how tall players are when crouching.

When compiling brushes tend to expand a bit, take this into account if you're trying to make something very precisely sized.
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Oh! What is Jesus's name in Greek?
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If I only knew the Greek spelling...


It's pronounced sigh-ah-s.
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I have a Greek-English dictionary, but you have to write in Greek letters, which is beyond me.

I'll just ask you. What is 'saias' in Greek? It's a surname, if that helps you understand what word I'm talking about.
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Don't just copy his avatar. Print Screen and then replace the background color (with your actual color) and the medal.

I take that back. Fuck off.
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SRAW said:
i recently played <insert game name here> and i found a rpg called smaw... is this the real sraw?


No. Shut the fuck up.
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Teh LolZ said:
Error: Exceeded MAX_PATCHES
Description: The map has a problem which must be fixed
Howto Fix: Check the file ZHLTProblems.html for a detailed explanation of this problem


Aha! A link!
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I hate the red lines

They are actually one long broken line that leads you from your reference entity (the entity mentioned in the compile-log) to the leak.
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of awesome, instead of being a bitch. Seriously now, why did the chicken frost the toad?
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds like superjer just expired. Edan why don't you join this chain of
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So I can post anything and you guys will add random demon shit to it? That sounds
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Q. How do I change weapons players get/buy?

Disable buying
Create a func_buyzone brush-entity, and place it inside your map in a place inaccessible to players (inside a wall is good). This will remove the buyzones at all spawn areas in the map.

Place weapons on the ground
Create an armoury_entity (point entity) where you want the weapon to be. You can open the armoury_entity's properties to set what weapon will spawn (Item) and how many (Count).

Give weapons to players on start
Create one single game_player_equip for all players in the map. You can set what weapons will be given in the entity's properties, or even make the players spawn with sparks flying around!
Note the more than one weapon of each category can be given at once. e.g. A player can receive AWP, M4A1 and AK47 all at once!


Thank you Down Rodeo for the great inspiration!
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Possibly the dumbest arguments ever? Yup.
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Oh my god. Do you even know what to abscond means?

Don't yell at me for stopping the story. Not only does it suck, you can continue the suckiness by skipping this post.
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*SIGH*
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Yeah, I just looked it up on iTunes. Not only is iTunes Store not available in Israel, one of the four collections I want is 79$.

Where can I download it for free?
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Damn! I think I will...

If it's a buck per piece, I think buying everything I want will be around 50$.

Maybe I won't but it...
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I got a new iPod and I want classical music on it. Until now, I've been capturing streaming video on Youtube, saving the .mp4 file and then converting it to .mp3. That process is like 5-7 minutes a piece, and extremely annoying, as I have to do them manually one-by-one.

Downloading classical music with torrents is impossible. There's a small selection of ill-seeded torrents.

Does anyone know of a good way I can download classical music?
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?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back to even lower and then back, ending the sentence, or maybe not. You actually did
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"Mint-ercourse" sounds like "Intercourse". It's funny. Laugh.
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It's an "alternate ending" for 40 Year-Old Virgin.

It's when he first has sex... they mixed in the Scary Movie gigantic cumshot. You aren't missing out on much.
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Vaginal mint-ercourse! Orgasmic Refreshment.
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?? is fun, STOP RESTARTING IT! Or else ... you will die a horrible death. Death once had in my pants a penis, man, it was big! so big it disrupted the gravitational pull around rosanne. So Opera thought "lets give away free soft porn to little kids! yay sead all the black people and the whites to the kkk lets prase them in the name- They were cut-off due to a sudden ingulfing inferno cast by a necromancer who had a nice hat that shot out GIANT SPACE LASERS THAT COULD BRING lowercase letters back
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Yeah... Scary Movie...
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molkman said:
Heh, I'd like to hear the whole story.


...
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I just took a look at your shit. You have some weird stuff there...
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I once crawled up a whale's vagina. Does that count?
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NO = 0


How did you and Mate find those trucks? Do you just guess URLs?
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aaronjer said:
Also, Edan, you're not sending me that candy, are you. I'd gladly pay you the costs so that you can do it. PayPal or something, I dunno.


I was so close to sending it. I went down to the post office after school, but it was closed. I swear. And I told you you'll have to wait patiently, it'll be a surprise.

I need to buy more candy, because I ate the stuff I bought.
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I never read that recently-bumped thread... Great copying, Mate Decapitate.

Seeing SuperJer's avatar on a blue background really reminds me of Fakejer... Or was it a different user from that series?
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Great catch, Mate Refrigerate!
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In soviet Russia, Hex colors you.


(It's not funny, but at least "colors" doubles as both a noun and a verb )
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the_cloud_system said:
can i say burn?!?!?!?!

You just did.
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Wow, 8 "No"s. Very nice...
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What the..? That's one funny-lookin' compile-log ya' got there. Are you by any chance trying to compile an empty map?
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Vote 'yes' or 'no'. The poll will close on Monday, or 13 votes for a certain side, whichever comes first.

My vote: Yes. I think it does suck donkey balls and we should get rid of it before we get emotionally attached to it.
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The assigned color is ccddcc

Bets:
Mate De Vita - 3377gg {Off by infinity... there is no g}
Me - 888888 {Off by (68+85+68):3 = 73.6}
Jigsaw - 888887 {Off by (68+85+69):3 = 74}
molkman - f8631a {Off by (44+122+178):3 = 114.6}
Havokk - 788888 {Off by (84+85+68):3 = 79}


I win!
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Down Rodeo said:
We should opt for the programming standard of 0x indicating hex number.

Never heard of that. Great stuff.
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That was beautiful. I think I may be the only one who understands what Aaronjer just said. Also I think we should stop.
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Decimal (base 10) is what we use; 10 digits (0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 0). Hence "base 10"

Hexadecimal (base 16) is what HTML colors are coded in. Hex digits are 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, a, b, c, d, e and f.
Hex a = Dec 11.

I hope I'm clear.
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Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
Ahah! The user has registered!

His colour is 0xccddcc. That might make Edan the correctest-est but I am not sure.

Where do you see that?

Any good image editing software.
Or the page source:
class=quotebody style='background-color:#ccddcc;color:#000000'>
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Down Rodeo said:
Good point, I suppose. Thing is, how would you define closest?


Havokk defined it nicely in words, I'll put it this way:



D - distance
R - red factor
G - green factor
B - blue factor
Index number 1 - from color guessed
Index number 2 - from color assigned
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A Bum had two big hands and buck teeth. His dream was to win the Handicap Olympics one time in the near by future, so he could have a shiny light saber of HOBO wisdom to finally do all his taxes. Monterey was his name and so he was called Monty the Jigsaw pie. Ironically enough though he was a lactosintolerate dirty man, who liked pandas. He also was a man of superior unparalleld retardedness. When he got his throne usurped with chocolate syrup, he became quite satisfatorey with his penis. The end.

Is this going anywhere? Ah well, carry on without my party pooperness.
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superjer said:
So now I gotta bring back locked trucks?! Aww jeeez.

That's not what I was saying. The "what the fuck" but was about bumping the truck! You don't need to do anything, the forums are fantastic!
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Down Rodeo said:
Edan when you have a set of objects from which to choose and all have equal probability, well, they all have equal probability. There's no 'most likely'. In fact they're all the most likely.


Yes, you see, but if we're checking to see who's bet is closest... being in the middle matters. You are as close as you can be.

Down Rodeo said:
I dunno if you guys have noticed but the forum colours are not sampled out of all the available hex colours. Mine, for instance, is #eeff44, and all colours follow this pattern. I think. Kudos for correctness?


Kudos. I started writing the same thing after molkman's bet. I wrote a big long paragraph about post-colors consisting of pairs of 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99, aa, bb, cc, dd, ee or ff. Then I wrote I wanted to change my bet because it's inaccurate; the numbers 00, 11, 22 and 33 don't appear to be assigned to people. After writing all that, I hit my "page back" button accidentally.
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50 points to the closest bet on user #1938!

My bet is: post color #888888 (in Hex, of course). This is statistically the best color to bet on... smack in the middle of our field of options.
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Locked truck is a feature from the old forum. It no longer exists.

Also, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!
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Holy fuck! We never noticed! It turned mustardy!!
I don't know who's it is, though. It seems that many users register but don't post.

The mustardy guy is #1931, and the most recent registerer I saw is a mapping newbie #1934.

User number 1935 said:
Huh, is this MY color?!
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I'm so sick of talking about people. Why did I ever think this would not suck donkey balls?
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Use ZHLT to compile your map as is instructed in the tutorial.
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Holy shit, Havokk. You do remember there is an Edit button, right?
Don't say "I got lazy". It takes more clicks to post a new post than it does to edit.
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Read the FAQ, man...
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1) BSP file, like de_inderno.bsp
2) Textract --> http://www.superjer.com/files/textract.zip
3) Put them in the same folder
4) Open a command window there
5) Type: textract de_inferno.bsp de_inferno.wad
6) And press enter

By the way, don't bump old threads. Not a single person of those who posted in this thread is still around...
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I did not.
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Pic-a-Pix isn't big in the US, is it?

Yeah, it does have a really stupid name, but it's pretty cool.

You have a grid that consists of black and white squares. The numbers correspond to the number of unbroken black squares in the given row/column. If a row has the number 7 next to it, this means there is a single string of 7 black squares (with no whites in between) in that row. If a row has "13, 4" there are two strings in that row; one consists of 13 black squares and the other of 4 black squares (the 13 string is necessarily on the left of the 4 string). The examples go for columns as well.
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Does your map have enough player spawns?
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Yeah, either that or there are no Israeli servers and that's why it's laggy here... one of the two.
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Molkman wins!
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You all know what Pic-a-Pix is, right? Awesome.
I hope you guys are bored enough to solve this one. The solution is an image any SuperJer forum user should recognize... Enjoy.

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I don't understand anything in this truck.

What is Cloud System saying?

Does DR have a new avatar? Why can't I see it?

Who the fuck is Alice?
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Please use English to better describe what the fuck you want.
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Despite not having to install much stuff, the lags are killing me.
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Yeah, I know... It doesn't look much like a camel toe anyway...
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3D-shaded camel toe! Lookin' great.


(200th post in this truck)
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The "flip horizontal" option is selected by default. Why'd you change it?

Also, don't edit questions instead of an old post, I won't see that you posted the new question.
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I have a WAD I made that has white digits on grass. If that doesn't suit your needs, make your own WAD (read the FAQ thread).
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Generate your playable BSP. Please remind me why you are not using a BAT file to do all this for you?
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Great stuff.
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Select everything, Image->Flip/Rotate. I think that's it.
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molkman said:
It runs extremely well and is playable in the browser without installing much stuff (you have to install a little client though).


molkman said:
It's exactly Quake 3 Arena, but now you can play it in your browser without installing much stuff and all. It's awesome.


You sound brainwashed...
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Use a decal from decals.wad or use your own texture on a brush.
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Registration, download and install were a breeze. I'm DrAnonymous.
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tehl337fan said:
Killer-Duck said:
What do you see instead of your texture inside the game then?

Only the texture of the brush used to create the wall, not the decal intended to stick on it.


We've already told you that you can't apply your texture as a decal.
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Mate Incarnate has a point. Maybe put the spawns and triggers really high in the air, and a very thin layer of water on the floor. There is no fall damage on water (even if it's 1 unit deep).

Also, you should create a buyzone that is out of all players' reach, so no-one will be able to purchase any weapons.
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Do we really need it? Usually I'd say it's a shame to delete a whole section because of all the good time that will be erased, be seriously? It's absolutely nothing over here!

I wanted to delete the discussions section too, but it's too late... people already discussed and had a good time there.
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tehl337fan said:
Quote:
Warning: ::FindTexture() texture CLIP not found!
Warning: ::LoadLump() texture CLIP not found!


Maybe... uhh... it's that? CLIP texture? I dunno.

What do you see instead of the custom texture?
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1) Make your spawn points slightly elevated, so there will be workspace underneath them.

2) Create two brush-entities, one on top of the other, under the player. Make them both trigger_multiple. In their properties, set the top one's target to Edan and the bottom one's target to Dermatitis.

3) Make a player_weaponstrip and name it Edan.

4) Make a game_player_equip and name it Dermatitis.

You can make the trigger_multiples be under a each team, and set what weapons they will receive, or you can make one for each player, if you'd ever want to...

I hope this works, as I've never actually done this.
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Yeah, yeah, shut up.
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the_cloud_system said:
where u that kid that michael jackson raped then

One single kid?! You must be kidding...
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Every user who registers on the forum is numbered. The number assigned is the user's quote-color. I just checked to see what is the last user's number is. It's 1930. I am now going to quote with #1931 and see what happens when he registers.

Future Dude said:
Hello. You now see Edan's regular color with white text. I wonder what will happen when I register...
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MrsTicks is an idiot. I jumped at the opportunity the second I saw it.
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Ahh... Decals are not the same as textures. I suggest you open the original picture of the decal in Paint and flip it there. Then add the backwards decal to your WAD using Wally.
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You.
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What EXACTLY are you trying to do?
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The scale on textures changes how they are "stretched". If you change the X-scale to 2, the texture will be twice its original length along the X-axis. If you set the scale to negative 1 the length will be negative 1. "What the fuck does that mean?" you ask. It means the texture is stretched is the opposite direction, making it mirror image.

Follow this logic to mirror image your textures in whatever direction and size you want.
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Move your map to the center of the grid.
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And how does that make you feel?
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If you want to mirror-image a texture, open the Texture Application Tool, and set the Scale to a negative number.

What do you mean by "wrong faced"?
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Ctrl+F5 for refresh-everything-completely.
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Duncan,
You're a mathsy guy from Scotland, who does not respond well to whiskey. You're getting your bachelor's degree in something or other. Also, you paint penises on mugs.
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You changed it again?! It was the guy burning yesterday and now it's the different shots of a guy being sliced.
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Wow! I just googled your email to see if what you posted is accessible to spammers, and discovered that you had already posted your email on the forum. You are the person behind nubbcake and lillskiten, and now I see you are also ex3emealle.


Sha-Pow!
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Why won't you stop changing your avatar?
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aaronjer said:
I'm thinking of changing it too.

Ha! In yo' face! That one was too good to go unquoted.


Anyway, Mr. System is a nice kid from Arizona (possibly) who loves long walks on the Arizonian beach. I'm pretty sure he's into food and enjoys desert-dessert. You are from Arizona, right?
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Log in through an administrative user and open whatever folder you need.


I've lost count of all Vista-related mapping problems...
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NatureJay said:
Miles Davis
Not really a huge fan, but everybody seems to love Kind of Blue. I listened to it again the other day and I still don't think I quite get what all the fuss is about. I prefer Bitches Brew.

Miles Davis re-invented jazz. Seriously. It was his idea to use musical modes that match the color of the chords being played during a solo. He actually revived musical modes all together, So What is a great example of this. I think he is a genius.

NatureJay said:
I've been listening to classical non-stop

What Classical music do you like? Baroque, Classical, Romantic? All of the above?

My absolute favorites are Beethoven and Bach, and I find it rather ironic because Beethoven was a big Bach fan himself.

If we're already on the topic, I just gotta recommend you listen to Beethoven's 7th symphony, 2nd movement.
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Your current post count is the highest possible, so... yeah.
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Ok, I sent it. Again, I hope it's the right WAD.
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There is a complex way of doing this. If the option of having the AK47 / M4A1 of the ground at the spawn areas isn't good enough, I'll explain it to you.
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Molkers, ah, Molkers!

I'll take advantage of the opportunity and ask: Who is that in your signature?
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rosenlund said:
Warning: More than 8 wadfiles are in use. (37)
This may be harmless, and if no strange side effects are occurring, then
it can safely be ignored. However, if your map starts exhibiting strange
or obscure errors, consider this as suspect.


This is probably it. 37 WAD files is a lot. From your compile-log I see you aren't using most of them. Remove the unused WADs from your list in Hammer.
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Youtube is your friend. Search for the big names like Benny Goodman, Miles Davis, Weather Report (and Jaco Pastorious), John Coltrane, Thelonius Monk, Bill Evans (there are two, I like them both), Joe Zawinul, Mike Stern... I can go on for quite a bit.

You need to see what you like...
1940's bigband music (like Glenn Miller and Benny Goodman)?
Mellow jazz trios / quartets / quintets / sextets?
Modern Bebop (Like Randy Brecker and Bill Evans)?
Modern rock-jazz like Mike Stern?
Vocal jazz? Listen to Bobby McFerrin, Ella Fitzgerald and Sarah Vaughan.

Jazz is such a huge branch of music, I didn't even get in to Blues at all, which you might like. Find what kinds of jazz you enjoy and tell us.


P.S. Sorry for not shutting my yapper flapper.
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You're my fellow Mediterranean pal!

You're a Panathinaikos fan, but I'm for Maccabi, who beat your pants off every Euroleague season. Ha!
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Spot on, Mate Generate!
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Talk about me here!
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That's what an Easter egg is.
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Yeah, I saw lots of Easter eggs hidden in Microsoft Office.
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That's pretty weird. Is the filename 'con' reserved for something special?
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SRAW said:
your map isnt big, once i had a map compile over 1 hour xDDDDD thats y mapping sucks sometimes

1 hour? That's your worst compile time? I had a map compile 14 hours overnight.


Also,
SRAW said:
xDDDDD

What the fuck was that?
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I did not enjoy that.
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Shinrei said:
wheres teh half-life.wad

If not in your cstrike directory, then here.
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Is the fat man saying "shut the fuck up"? Who is he?
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What's it about? Is there feces involved?
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Huh, it does...

How about this? This time I downloaded the file in case the server crashes again. If it does, I'll email it to you.
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You really are weird. And I like it. You have some pretty funny stuff going on with all the mixed nuts and cellos and stuff. You sure have your facts straight, and this brings me to my second point. Did you read everything we posted since you left? You seem to be up-to-date on many topics.


Also, I knew SRAW copied his signature from someone else! And Mate der Plate copied from SRAW...
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This whole truck is getting pretty annoying.
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Havokk Edge said:
penis'

I think the word is 'peni'. (Pronounced pee-nie)
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Really? Isn't it "Girls' Only Chat"?
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I gave it 5 stars, but the rating won't change.
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Where's the rest? Read part VII of the tutorial again.
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Yeah, what?

Also, SRAW, what?!
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No. It's impossible to do.
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Very nice, Aaron! This was actually really inspiring, I think I'll put some 50's jazz on and start mapping (it's been like 7 months since I finished a map...)

On little thing: I would change the title, since there isn't much explaining going on. Whatever.
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Havokk Edge said:
Hey weres the demand section?

You're on to something. Read the invisible text in my last post.

Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
Mate de Vita said:
And is it called havokk?

Yup.

So if you click on my link, does it take you to the havokk section of the forum?

Yes, it does.

Now you both use some logic and see exactly what lies I told. I love being sneaky and riddly.
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Mate de Vita said:
And is it called havokk?

Yup. Evidence, please:
A smart person will understand many things from my evidence.
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Yeah, it exists...
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There are many ways to make a working ladder, each has its own pros and cons.
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Havokk Edge said:
dude...c'mon your not THAT dumb?

LOLZ!!1
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Lolz, Aaronjer actually created a hidden Demands section.
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Are you serious?! You didn't know about MikeJer's Buffy reviews?
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Havokk Edge said:
Down Rodeo said:
What?

...What?!

I confused a smart guy with a very simple sentence!

Not confused, shocked.
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I had it for a week. It sucks.

Windows Messenger has a voice call option... So there's no need for sucky Skype.
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What crashes, CS or ZHLT? Any error reports?
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Really? You still post shit here?
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Double post on separate pages? That's a first...

When mello first became admin I though he could see my password so I changed it too. Should I reset your password for you?
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Great job explaining that one...


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Are you sure it's a leak? You get error reports saying you have a leak and you can still load the map?
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It's not a leak. If it were, you would not be able to play the map at all.

In Hammer, go to Map-> Map properties and increase the Max Viewable Distance.
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Create a game_player equip entity. This entity gives all the weapons in the list of its properties (alt + Enter) to all players in the beginning of each round.
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In that case, things aren't looking too good for you.

You'll have to delete all of those brushes manually as Kill-Duck said.
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It happens to me too...
I'm sure all my brushes are nice and valid, and the my Check for Problems report is full of bad brushes. And I never use vertex manipulation.
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If no ERR-file has been generated, it is safe to open your map in CS.
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"Fucking them up" means misusing the Vertex Manipulation tool, or any other brush-fucking tool.


Pardon my fucking French.
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Your compiling tools (ZHLT) are probably not on the same drive as your CS folder. Move everything to (C:), or whatever drive you want...
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Oh dear...
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Havokk Edge said:
Omfg thas not even the horrid part.He sits all the way ion it and it breaks and it get back up and theres blood poruing out his ass...


I didn't watch that far. And I'm glad I didn't.
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So what color would the background be? You don't apply textures in layers. Just make the background of the texture be part of it.

For example, if you were to write my favorite chords of the wall of de_aztec, my texture would look something like this:
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I edited the link anyway...
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Havokk, just because Aaronjer posted a link to a few pictures of a good-looking topless woman, does not mean you can post links to sick shit.

For all the sane people who had not yet watched the video: It is a naked man sitting on a jar. Penetration is achieved.
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That's terrible.
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jrkookid said:
Mate de Vita said:
get effing lost maybe?


Don't you mean "Go Fuck Last"?

Lolz.


That wasn't your Irish half talking...
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aaronjer said:
eDan Co. said:
Nice guitars she's got there.


Oh, yeah, and nipples.


Why did you mention her tits twice?

Because... umm... she's got 2?


Does anyone have a better comeback?
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the_cloud_system said:
waaaaa lol im bad at this game

Why didn't say anything? Anyway, I've added you to my list. This month you get 0 points for not saying anything.
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The 'none' was the result of me deleting spam.
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Back on topic: We had a double spam-attack today. Havokk is my witness.
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The coffee remainders are either physically keeping the button pushed, or completing the electrical circuit and making the keyboard act as though it's being pushed.

Pop the keys off to see if the plastic under them is stuck down. If so, my guess is that you can pull the up with tweezers or something and experience no more annoyances. If the keys and the plastic thingy under them appear to be up, this means trouble.

Maybe you can just take it to a lab that will clean the keyboard out? Or is it not worth the money?


EDIT: Maybe you can tell us what the laptop model is, so we can help you look for a way to disable the keyboard. I'm sure the manufacturer's website has technical support.
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Her left boob is 1 pixel lower than the right one, and that's just because she leaning to her left. I think her boobs are just fine! *SQUEEZE*
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Nice guitars she's got there.


Oh, yeah, and nipples.
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Girls don't like lizards humping cans?!
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ZYNK said:
where can i find d point entity???

Use the 'light bulb' button on the toolbar. It lets you create all types of point-entities.
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Oh, also:

aaronjer- - 1 point for proving a point.
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I thought we've been over this. FallingShit is the reason admins can see user's IPs. We already know he is not registered as any other user, unless he logs on from different places for each user.
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Havokk Edge said:
hey wait YOU KNOW HIS IP!

Yes, I do. Does this bit of information help in any way?
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Havokk Edge said:
FallingShit said:
YAY! You finnaly know that im racist hurray!


SRAW!


I'm sorry to disappoint you, but FallingShit is American.
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the_cloud_system said:
8 man kinda dull

8 is a bad rating?


And I'm with Aaronjer on this one.
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Mello edited that in...


END OF DISCUSSION.
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After choosing the area, you need to hit Enter. Everything in the cuboid will be selected.
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The 'tabbing' we are talking about is the use of the Tab key to move from the Message field to the Post button.
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I just deleted a few posts that Indian spambots had posted, presenting themselves as "Steve".

Is there a field that can be added to the Signup page that will prevent these stupid spambots from posting their links here?
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Down Rodeo said:
superjer said:
Yo momma's so fat that no yomomma joke can possibly shed light on the issue.

You, sir, are a genius!


You beat me to it, Rodeo.
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melloyellow582 said:
the_cloud_system said:
luckey # sleven

Wrong.


That one was too good to go unquoted.
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1) Go to View. In the 3rd segment of the drop-down list there is a view-option 3D Textured Polygons. Click that.

2) Have you changed to Camera Tool [Shift + C]? Are you clicking on the 3D view?

3) I'm not sure what your saying. Are you trying to select objects with the Select Tool and it isn't working? What do you mean by "take large amount of area"?



That's just proof that I'm working on a chess-map.
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That sucked! I read only a few random ones and they were NOT FUNNY. Also, there are quite a few joke that your wrote several time, which leads me to believe that even you didn't read the whole thing.


I liked Aaronjer's... Oh so very real.
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There is superjer.org, too, which you can buy for 4,294,967,295 points.
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You're a tabber? I never tab unless it's a username-password situation, in which case I always tab.



This message was posted by tabbing and I feel your pain as I scroll through all the emoticons. (You think you've got it bad, I need to tab through the Truck Urgency too...)
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Oh, but it shoots bullets, not balls.
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kitaramies94 said:
It doesn't have to move...

It won't. Func_tank just shoots.
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He's your brother! You need a forum for this?
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Oh, you weren't the one to change it?
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Is there not one in decals.wad?
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KnightOfH3ll said:
No points for me???.....


Sorry, mate, you registered one day late (Great rhyme I got goin' there)
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I'm thinking of removing the last 2 from your score so that the comma will act as a decimal point.
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Yes, I got it. It's e.
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What's up with SRAW's avatar? Malay soap opera?
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There is a point-entity called game_player_equip. Create one and open its properties.

I hope you can figure the rest out on your own.
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Down Rodeo: Done!

Homeslice: 114+1 is not 100... sorry

SRAW: I'm not sure what you said, but NO!!
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Now that we have that issue settled, who gave you that title? I don't think I've seen it.
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I have never used medkits.

Did you re-compile after removing the medkits?
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It can't be that... SOGRURR is better than that.

I can't understand what you are talking about, though. I've looked at your recent posts and I couldn't any question on the topic.

More details?
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Does selecting and pressing Delete not work?
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I'll elaborate a bit: An ORIGIN brush is a regular world brush that has the ORIGIN texture applied. The ORIGIN texture can be found in half-life.wad, as KnightOfH3ll said.
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Hadn't I answered this one yesterday? Anyway, LINK!
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Can I see your error report?
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My computer is shit, that's what's wrong.
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Oh, no. I'm not gonna fix any mapping errors if you won't even try.

Just tell us what error you get and we'll tell you what to do.
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Liza said:
Why you want to know? I am from Amsterdam.

============

Liza

New Jobs


I did not know there is an Amsterdam in India.

All of these stupid spam-bots are from India...
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Points have been awarded to the following users:

superjer - 138 points for being registered 46 months.
NatureJay - 138 points for being registered 46 months.
Uberjer - 138 points for being registered 46 months.
molkman - 132 points for being registered 44 months.
Homeslice - 99 points for being registered 33 months.
jrkookid - 63 points for being registered 21 months.
adhesive - 54 points for being registered 18 months.
xXJigsaw23Xx - 51 points for being registered 17 months.
IIopn - 36 points for being registered 12 months.
Mate de Vita - 15 points for being registered 5 months.
aaronjer - 0 points for having a special number of points.
melloyellow582 - 0 points for having a special number of points
Down Rodeo - 0 points for having a special number of points.
Havokk Edge - 0 points for having a special number of points.
SRAW - 0 points for being a jackass.
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Oh, come on...


Upload the rmf and any WAD files that I might not have.
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jrkookid said:
I signed up on the forum and told them or that guy to stay out of our crib Jrkookid style!


Please tell me you're kidding...

Alora is a good person who googles for mentally unstable people and the sends them for online help. She's doing good work on an important job.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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What seems to be the problem?
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Huh, I don't have enough memory either...
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Ok, sure. What WAD files did you use?
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36 is the maximum amount of players allowed on the server. There are 2 teams on a CS server... You do the math. Having too many spawns won't actually do any damage, but it's just unnecessary.


No, you cannot increase the grid. Its default size should be more than enough, though. [It is a bit less than 9000 units (750 feet) along the 3 axes.]
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Why do you say he is spamming?


1469779, I have no useful advice for you. Your Hammer appears to be buggy... Maybe try re-installing (?)
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1. Yes. Go to Edit-> Select all and move your map around by clicking and dragging it.

2. Don't you mean "make the map smaller"? Either way, select your whole (Edit-> Select all) map and resize it with the white squares and the corners of your selected map.



I see your map has 36 spawns in the same place. Are they all spawns for the same team? That can get messy...
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http://www.slackiller.com/tommy14/errors.htm#texturedef

Next time you have a question, please open your own thread.

And PLEASE don't ask the same question 4 times, bumping an old thread each time. Deleting your posts and other user's responses was annoying.
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That's one creepy site you got there...
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Not only the registration date. His post count is one and no other registered user has bob's IP.
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Awesome!
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Holy crap, did someone register on the forum especially for the Programing Help?

Freaky.
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*sigh*
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Is your map's name actually "mapname"?

Also, is there a folder named "programfiler" on your C: drive?
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I agree. That link is pretty ugly.
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Down Rodeo said:
eDan Co. said:
Mate de Vita said:
You mean the C&H? Damn right it is!

Isn't C&H Cyanide and Happiness?

Oh HELL no.

Link.
I actually Seemed to remember that it was you, Rodeo, who called it C&H. Either way, someone called it that.
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Fun fact: I never saw a Vista PC in my life. From what I hear, that's a good thing.
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Mate de Vita said:
You mean the C&H? Damn right it is!

Isn't C&H Cyanide and Happiness?
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Mate de Vita said:
molkman said:
Phew, I thought we were running out of invisible posts.

Not on my watch! I bet you knew I would write some invisible text here, didn't you?


Yes, I did.
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Stop the invisible texts, Mate de Vita!!
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Down Rodeo said:
I reckon you should delete them all, Edan. Clean the truck up a bit.


But that would be a waste of great topic for conversation.
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It isn't.
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That spam-bot is in India. I like his "www.superjer.com/bullshit" link.
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Jeton's IP does not match any other user's IP...
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Farmboy102 said:
Ok any other places I can submit coz cstrike planet also declined


1. What Mate de Vita said.

2. Cstrike-Planet suck. They didn't upload any of my maps.
The worst part is that they don't tell you your map was rejected. In fact, they didn't tell me anything! They just left my hanging...
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FPS Banana said:
This submission has been withheld because it breaks one or more submission rules. For your consideration the conversation between submitter and moderator(s) regarding fixing the submission's violations is below.

Xero (moderator) said:
- Please remove the excessive "-" and "*".
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Your submission has been withheld.
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the_cloud_system said:
no not realey i just wanted for u to look hard for the txt


Yeah? Well it was so dumb it actually made me want to close the window. So I did in fact press Alt + F4.
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Latin... I see.
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Well, he did have a lot of "-" and "*"... I can understand him.
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turnip1 said:
I have had that same problem but only with windows vista are you using vista? I couldnt figure it out either with vista.


You don't have an option for "Save as type: All files", like Killer-Duck said?
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
KIDSEXCHANGE?

et tu, edan?


I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but my French friend says it should be "et toi"... Either way, it doesn't make sense
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I have a lot to add to what Rodeo said but I'm too lazy. Anyway, what?

Another, more specific, question: Is the yellow text supposed to be invisible? If so, you suck.
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KIDSEXCHANGE? that's unlucky...

I didn't get the first one. What was it supposed to be?
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Shwingle was nice. (and it has a cool name, too!)
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Down Rodeo said:
Mine was "Monkeys. No, really."


It accepted that?
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Mate de Vita said:
Pie. Yes, I mean I would do it for pie


Hadn't we agreed on cake?
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Yes.
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Aaronjer lies too! No DRC IPs!
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Sooperjer cheats! Don't log in as other people and try to continue the chain!

You're welcome.
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Remember the days when our hobbies were monkeys?

MONKEYS!!!
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I don't hear the word embezzlement used often enough to really tell you the difference in usage between the two.

Lots of couples of words in English have the same meaning except one small difference in which using the wrong preposition makes you accidentally say a fancy word for vagina.
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Any new brush you create is a regular brush, not an entity. If you want to turn an entity into a regular solid brush, select it and hit Ctrl + W.
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Oh, sorry, I wrote the explaination on how to create transparent walls so many time today I thought I had already posted it here. The step-by-step instructions are now in the FAQ thread, by the way.
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Why, yes I do!

Make your window out of 2 thin brushes the have air in between. A bullet is CS can not pass through 2 separate brushes.
Truck
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Yeah.. I went crazy. It was like 5 posts with the answer, nothing, the answer in a quote, and then the answer twice.

It's all fixed now.
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1) http://zhlt.info/special-textures.html

2) When you are using the Brush tool, take a look at the bottom-right side of your screen. There are 2 drop-down lists: Categories and Objects (the Categories should already be on Primitives). Set the object to Cylinder. Now create your cylinder just like you would create a normal block. If you want to rotate the cylinder, use the Transformation Tool (Ctrl + M).

3) You can rescale, rotate and shift textures using the Texture Application Tool (Shift + A).

4) Open the armoury_entity's properties (Alt + Enter) and use the SmartEdit option. Things should be a lot clearer now.
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1. Make your glass-brush a func_wall entity. Set the following in its properties:
A) Rendermode = texture
B) FXamount = 1 to 255 (1 is invisible, 255 is fully visible)





2. LINK!


3.
A) Select as many brushes as you want (hold Ctrl when clicking).
B) Right-click one of the selected brushes in a 2D window.
C) Click the "Group" button.
D) Be happy and satisfied with the results.
Truck
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When you say they're gone, do you mean they were deleted in Hammer too? If so, create new ones. If not, check the light brightness levels to see that they are not too dim.
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dopefi$h said:
Also u got wally as a wad editor
to view , edit and make wads

http://www.fileplanet.com/hosteddl.aspx?planethalflife%2fwadfather%2ftools%2fwally_155b.exe


Fileplanet want you to subscribe, and that is crap. Use this link instead.
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I'd love to see your work. You can post pictures here like this:
Truck
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Why did I say deja vu? I'm sick of that phrase already.
Truck
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His user page still has aaronjer's name (no hyphen) with the _2 suffix. Therefor, I win.
Truck
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Anyone can create a user... stupid. Why only you and me?
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SRAW said:
what about u claiming that my ip was almost the same as yours?

Yes, what about it?

SRAW said:
and btw edan, ur quote color is 1336 HAHAH FAIL

Not getting things perfect is not a fail. Had my quote color been 666, that would get close to being a fail... maybe.
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I'm not sure, but I think it had something to do with Pokemon.
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Killer-Duck said:
"-nowadtextures" and "-wadinclude" are two different ways to include the textures inside the bsp.

"-nowadtextures" includes all used textures inside the bsp. This can be both a good and bad thing, lets say your map mostly uses textures from the default halflife.wad then those textures will be included in the bsp even though everyone already got those textures making the bsp unnecessary big. But if you're using mostly custom textures then nowadtextures is a quick 'n easy way to include the textures inside the bsp.

"-wadinclude" includes only the wads you specify to the bsp, eg:
Quote:

hlcsg -wadinclude mywad1 -wadinclude mywad2 -wadinclude mywad3

So you only wadinclude the custom wads you are using and only those will be added to the bsp.

Truck
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superjer said:
There's a clock?

It was broken?


Yes.

BONUS: I got deja vu while writing this.
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A player is approx. 64 units high. Every unit is one inch exactly.
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Is that your goat? Does it poop a lot?
User
National International? Come up with better fake acronyms. ...You Slovenian invisible texter...
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Varkarrus said:
I'm from Canada.
:D


Your IP is Canadian alright. I'm from the holy land.
User
Looks hot, molkman!
Truck
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
I kinda feel loved. My sentence is the center of attention at the moment!


Not when your readers have ADD...



I was going to make a stupid self-reference-ADD joke, but I figured it's reeaaalllyy old.
User
Almost watched it. Is it any good?
Truck
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Happy post-count!

Was your post count edited? There is now way you managed to post just under a quarter of what I have in 15 months. Actually, it kinda makes sense... maybe.
Truck
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CS needs the textures, no way around it. You can either put the WAD files in your cstrike directory or you can include the textures in the map. One of the two.
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Yes! I've been checking out the Requests section nonstop since the 'none' thingy started.
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"Mate de Bullshit"... heh.

SRAW you now have no points at all.
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Got me to take my pants off. Was that response inappropriate?
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dopefi$h said:
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)


He's using ZHLT.
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Lots of single-shot problem solving lately. Good work, Mapping team!
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Post the contents of your BAT-file. You might have written the wrong filename or something...
Truck
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Ha!
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Your compiling tools seem to be outdated. Use the version of Zoner's that appears in the tutorial.
Truck
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Superjer moved the site to a different server and now the chat clock is fixed! Hurra!








Also, cake.
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Brolyfreiza said:
ok here is the room, is there any errors?

(Click for image)


I see something wrong. Your player spawns are extremely close (to each other and to the wall). Give them some space.
Truck
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This is a Hammer Mapping forum. Killer-Duck or SRAW might know.
Truck
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It shuts down when the new round is supposed to start or what? Do you get any error messages?
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I just heard them for the first time now after you asked. I heard a few of their songs and their relatively good. I'm not a good person to ask, though, as I listen mainly to jazz, blues and classical music. After learning music on a semi-professional level I just can't stand the repetitiveness of rock and other popular music. Sorry
Truck
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It's amazing how you two can continue the conversation even after such dumb conversation-thumpers.
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What kind of texture do you need and why can you not do it one your own? It's important you learn to do these things on your own and not be dependent on other people.

Also, again, please stop cross-posting. You already asked this and posting more times will actually decrease your chance of getting good help.
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Oh! I just got it! You thought awhippo was posting a video each time?
User
Yup! (I hope...)

The shadows will be like in the real world. You can set the light's pitch in its properties (-90 is straight down).
User
light_environment is the right entity. You need to create a sky for it to work, though.
User
What?
User
You can make a brush textured with the CLIP texture. The brush will stop players, but let bullets through and it's invisible.
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I just visited this truck yesterday. I wanted to see when SuperJer renewed the forum.

Anyway, yeah, BUMP.
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An FGD is a Game Data file. What textures are you talking about?
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To make a bridge, I suggest you use an arch prefab. To create one, use the Brush tool and select "arch" from the "objects" list on the bottom-right of your screen. Now make an arch as though it was a regular brush (click, drag, enter).

Once you have a bridge that you are happy with, select it and hit Ctrl + T. Make the bridge a func_breakable entity. Open the func_breakable's properties (Alt + Enter) and set whatever you want. If there is a specific property you need help with, just ask.
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Mate de Vita said:
Is that the same as my second case or not? I mean, do the new lines matter?

I think they do matter.

Mate de Vita said:
Also should the wadname include the .wad ending?

No, only the filename.
Truck
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-wadinclude wadname1 -wadinclude wadname2 mapname

That is the correct line.
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SRAW said:
i didnt use a space actually(thinking that a space wont work) in fact, it is an alt-code


Yeah, sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.
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I love Obama! I hope he's as good as we all think he is...
User
So what you need in the BAT file is the second filepath, leading to your actual cstrike folder.
User
I don't think it's because of the ladder. If it was, you would have had an error during the compile. In the console it says your map cannot be found. Did you enter the correct name? Also, what did you do with your menu music? It too appears to be missing.
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hammermapping@yahoo.com

I can't guarantee anything right now because I am rather swamped with school work.

Will I know where to add the ladders?
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The command "nowadtextures" makes ZHLT NOT include textures in your map.

If you want the textures to be included in your BSP, use this in your BAT-file:

A BAT that included textures in the BSP said:
@echo off
hlcsg -wadinclude wadname mapname
hlbsp mapname
hlvis mapname
hlrad mapname
copy mapname.bsp "C:\Program Files\Counter-Strike 1.6\cstrike\maps"
cd C:\Program Files\Counter-Strike 1.6
pause
hl -dev -console -game cstrike +sv_cheats 1 +map mapname


The things in red are what you need to change. Note that there is both "wadname" and "mapname".
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If you're trying to play the game, the WAD file needs to be in your Steam/cstrike directory.

If you're trying to open the map in Hammer, you need the WAD to be loaded in Hammer like the tutorial explains (in the tutorial you load cstike.wad. This time load your own WAD)

I hope I understood you correctly.
Truck
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the_cloud_system said:
OK

Oh snap! What are YOU doing here?!
User
I always really liked your avatara, adhesive. Didn't it used to be other kinds of glue?
Truck
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Yes, you put a space as the truck title. I'm sure you own...
Truck
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1 point is bad, so you want at least 0 points? I guess you measure the value of points differently. Sucks being you.
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Definitely not gay. When I played CS it was only with bots.
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I said:
Did you not read the tutorial?


This question is still relevant.
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kris111 said:
how can i host my map in a dedicated server?


I'll take that as a "no".

It depends where you are. Google for service providers in your country.
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jrkookid said:
Rumo cred dryd fyc muhk! yht pakkehan ku kad meva palyica oui landyehmo tu hud ryja uha.

(Al Bhed)


I still have the decrypting alphabet from when Havokk and Jigsaw were using this shit. Something about shit and begginer should go let life something... who cares?
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Any ideas anyone?
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Did you not read the tutorial?
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I'm not sure about the txt file that's missing


To make a buyzone:

1. Create a brush where you want your buyzone to be.

2. Select the brush.

3. Hit ctrl + T.

4. Select func_buyzone from the list of entities that pops-up. You can set which team can use the buyzone in the same window.

5.close the window.

6. Apply the aaatrigger texture to the brush (you can find the aaatrigger texture in cstrike.wad)
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Use no more than 8 WADs, that's my first piece of advice.

Secondly, the direct cause of the error, ZHLT is not on the same drive as Counter-Strike. If CS is on (C:), move ZHLT to (C:) as well.
User
On regular keyboards the keys are snapped in place, not attached, so you can get a knife or something under 'em and just pop them out. On a laptop, they might be glued to the keyboard, in which case it would be best that you don't try any popping action.
User
Try to clean out the keyboard. There might be coffee stuff getting the keys stuck that you can remove with some alcohol. Can laptop keys be popped out like on a regular keyboard?
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ICQ sucks! It's probably the most successful Israeli invention (after the disk-on-key) and it SUCKS!!

They force you to upgrade it all the time, and every time you do it installs so much crap on your computer!! It's a shame AOL did such a thing to a great idea.
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molkman said:
Wortspiels.

I got that one. Ich bin lernehn Deutsch ein der BBC sprachenlehrer.

Ok, I admit I looked up the last word...
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SRAW said:
but not 1 point or i'll get pissed


Oh, come on!! Did you actually say that!? Well, now you have 1 point.
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SRAW said:
if u had 0 spades, you couldnt post for a day(spades regenerates at 1/2 a spade a day)


Is this true?
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KnightOfH3ll said:
i am qonfused right now and i want to understand something. if there is a bad brush with a coplanar plane , i cannot compile the map?


No. Your map must not have any errors in order to compile. A bad brush in a playable map is like saying "this triangle has 5 sides". It just can't be! Now delete your bad brushes and use only textures that really exist. I suggest you start a new map because your current one seems way too buggy.
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This forum used to be half-democratic. In its old format (back in the olive-green days) every user to register got 5 spades that were under his avatar. The spades were clickable. If Bill's spades were clicked by Terry, a poll opened asking the forum community if Bill should lose a spade. If the community voted 'yes' - Bill loses a spade; if they voted 'no' Terry loses a spade for trying to punish the innocent. When a user runs out of spades, he is banned from the forum, or at least supposed to be.

As you read for yourself, people could lose many more spades than they had with no outcome. When the forum admins saw the fault in the system, the decided democracy is shit and decided to do the punishing on their own - no approval from anyone and no law needed anymore. The forum became a very insecure place to be. Any small slip of yours could turn out to be your last.

Then, on the 15th of June 2008, a brave individual known as Biggins lead the revolution. He wrote down the Forum User's Basic Rights. These rights let retarded users such as brad1000 stay around and say stupid things. Probably the most important right that Biggins The Great has put to practice was "the right for every user to register whenever he wanted to, with no need of a valid email address". The new right encouraged banned users to give the whole being an okay person thing a second (or even 23rd, as Havokk was to discover) try.

Well, that pretty much sums up The Superjer Forum History - From Spade Democracy To Point Freedom.
User
LOL!! Bag-dad!

How did I not think of that? 30 points to you, Mate de Vita!

And 90 points go to molkman, of course.
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It means your map has a bad brush. The error log gives you a brush and entity number- enter those numbers in Hammer: Map-> Go to brush number... Hammer will highlight the bad brush. Delete the brush and remake it.


About the "file not found" error, I have no advice except for make sure that everything is on the same drive and that everything exists.
User
I have no idea what that can be


I really liked Charles Dickens though.
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KnightOfH3ll said:
So it doesnt have to do anything with ma problem?


If the file that cannot be located is the WAD, then it does have to do with it.
User
It means you removed a WAD from the WAD-list in Hammer and now the texture is missing
User
ZHLT. (That's the compiling tools, your BAT file)
User
Is everything on the same drive?
Truck
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Again, what?
User
If a file could not be located, you probably wrote the wrong filepath in mapname.bat - take a look and make sure you copied it correctly. Another possibility is that you have ZHLT and CS on 2 different drives. They must both be on the same drive.

I didn't quite understand the 2nd question.
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Any texture that has { in the beginning of its name is a transparent texture. That is, the blue or black background becomes invisible when you apply the texture to visible entities and set rendermode = solid; fxamount = 255.
Truck
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LOL! Durex commercials are usually pretty funny.


PS Why is the url all funny?
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No entities can be triggered by the defuse kit and no entities can be used by only one team. Sorry.
Truck
User


What about the non-hat-interfering type?
User
You mean hit the page you wanted on the first try? Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
User
Oh my god, SRAW, shut up!!
Truck
User
How is my last post a fail?
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Brka said:
I have wally and i don't know how to use it

Have you read the mapping FAQ thread?


Brka said:
and when i use text and trigger my map can't be compiled

Do you get an error? What is it?


Brka said:
where should be game_text, in map, outside, where ?

Anywhere you'd like as long as it is inside the map.
User
Did you just imply that I am not gay? That's not very SRAW-like.
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SRAW said:
jrkookid said:
Havokk Edge said:
It's always quiet when I play FFXI.

FAIL


I believe that's a double fail.
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
Why do you think you got a "brush outside world" error for having two doors with the same texture?

Maybe they were pissed at each other because they didn't take to looking identical and one door beat the other out of the world, resulting in a "brush outside world" error.


Sounds logical enough.
User
Why do you think you got a "brush outside world" error for having two doors with the same texture?
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cstriker, I am mad.

You keep on asking the same question a few times. What the fuck?! I answered that already! If there is something I didn't explain right you can ask in the same thread. Then one time you even created a new user and asked "What?" after I spent 20 minutes writing long and detailed answers.

Truck
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This is really stupid. If Jigsaw can't log in, how is he gonna see this?
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Huh.
User
Select the brush.
Make it an entity.
Properties:
1) trigger_push.
2) Push direction. (black circle thingy)
3) Push speed. (units per second)
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Kewl!

So the quote color number shows what number user you are? If so, where did the other 400 users go? SRAW claims there are 1861...
Truck
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Can you get a trigger_hurt to move around?
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Down Rodeo said:
Also, Edan, the whole language thing... you've said to me that you learn English in school. But you also speak Hebrew. I R CONFOOSED

Why is that confusing? We learn English as a second language. In my case, it's not a second language. Capiche?
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SRAW said:
it seems that sj is the second...


Are you going by specified quote-colors? I'm not sure that's EXACTLY how it works.

Click here. Tell Google to repeat the search with the omitted results included. There are no more than 500 users.
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molkman said:
eDan Co. said:
molkman said:
It's because reading from left to right is uncommon to jewish eDan, hehehe.

Yeah... That's not it. I'm a native English speaker, by the way.

But you were earning appreciation by showing how good you can speak English as a not-native speaker back in the days! I recall. Lol.


BUSTED
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Who deleted my post? Aaronjer...
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This was Prince's name. I'm pretty sure there was an actor who changed his name to some symbol.
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UberJer said:
Sharks, probably against the Bruins but the Wings are showing potential.


Are those not hockey teams?
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molkman said:
It's because reading from left to right is uncommon to jewish eDan, hehehe.

Yeah... That's not it. I'm a native English speaker, by the way.
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Mate de Vita said:
we have a forum law!? Why didn't I know about that

I like to believe we do.

Mate de Vita said:
anyway how come you notice all invisible posts then? Do you ctrl-a every page or something?


Nope, I just have a habit of highlighting text as I read it, and not only on the forum.
User
Forum law prohibits me from add another quote to the chain. Anyway, I was kidding about the page source thing.
User
Basically you use a func_conveyor as the surf surface.
User
For your information, I read invisible text by viewing the page source.
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SRAW said:
and im really surprised mate de vate got all the credit


Where did he get any credit? What are you talking about?! If you really care that much, so here:

Thanks SRAW.
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SRAW said:
boo super mean dude, and 0 points suck :( but i like jet monkey's avatar, it reminds me of how great i am and y are u reading this?
Thus spake SRAW
And y did u highlight this?
wtf 0 points? 21 points, 19 points, negative 8000 and now 0 ??? edan sucks


SRAW, you are so gracefully stupid. I just love it :D
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Half on topic, isn't there an actor who changed his name to the male and female symbols?
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aaronjer said:
Deleting posts should be reserved to removing pointless Hammer Forum posts and deleting SRAW's posts. Editing posts, however, is acceptable at any time. It adds to the chaos, whereas deleting posts tends to remove chaos more than anything.


Is that a response to mello's question? Either way, I understand the rules are valid in my case too.
User
I brought his points to 0 to make him unhappy. Who gave the -1,227?
Truck
User
Oh, okay. Now I see what you were saying... Silly me.

Mate de Vita said:
So water will prevent fall damage no matter how thin the layer is?
Yup!
User
You guys should have read the fine print on my last post... Again, I too am sick of doing that, so this is the last time. I promise.
Truck
User
I can think of one way of preventing fall damage. Cover the map floor with a very thin layer of invisible water.

I don't know about the light problem. I don't understand what you explained after that has to do with the error...

Anyway, try looking it up on http://www.slackiller.com/tommy14/errors.htm
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SRAW said:
edan is officially out of the secret truck!


Nope. You are. That is, unless you guess a 5-digit password (that's a 1:1,000,000 chance), which is now YOUR password.
I'm kidding, of course. And yes, I know we're sick of invisible text, but I can't write that I was kidding where just any person can see it...
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I talked to him today. He said it's for a school project that MUST be in C#. He want's to make an interactive environment where he can place differently shaped objects on different surfaces and simulate interactions.

I have no idea what this means (computer-wise), but it needs to be in C#.
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SRAW said:
really u can see my ip? u claimed that a while ago that my ip and yours were almost the same..
PROVE IT!


You have logged on from 8 different IPs so far. I assume you either break into people's houses for internet access, or you have one of 'em IP-changing services to hise your identity. Either way, none of the 8 match my IP.
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molkman said:
Aw, you un-secreted it.

That's actually a relative matter. Technically, you are correct. On the other hand, it wasn't a secret also before I posted that.
User
Secret truck revealed!

I don't think there is anyone who hasn't seen this yet, so whateva. I'm also sick of the 'none' on the forum index
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Had my friend seen this, he would have said:
thanx a lot man.
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Anyway, yeah.


Mate de Vita, stop doing it.


...or don't stop. Whatever.
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My friend said:
I would like to know please how to write a program which draws a graph in C# languge using windows form application

He wanted me to ask this.
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He did post in General a while ago.

Oh, and you got it all wrong. It's people who don't always see the invisible text. Bots always will.
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McDonald said:
whattttt ?

cstriker, I can see your IP. (As melloyellow has said)

On to the Mapping issues.
I see places where I phrased sentences very poorly, but get over it and read!
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Who ever it is bumping old trucks in every category and the deleting, please stop. It is truly a minor inconvenience having to open every category to check for unread posts.
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Touch
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Japanese? I'm not sure. Ask Aaronjer or Nezumi.


Oh, and yeah, I have the second from highest posts per day count (after Down Rodeo).
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Do you mean this invisible text?

Use the color-tag and set it to your own post-color. My post-color is aaff66, so I use square brackets and tag: (color=aa66ff)Text(/color)
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I fixed the joke to something a bit nicer.
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Their is a dog over they're by there lawn.


I kid... maybe.
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Down Rodeo said:
Also, whose.


It's that damn stupid fucking possessive form. But thanks for correcting me because no-one else would.
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Mate de Vita said:
aha, sj has been caught on tape! I just found this picture on this forum!


Ah, that's from the days of Biggins, our favorite Romanian user whose user name has the letter I.
User
Aww... You missed my invisible text.

By the way, do you also remember your post-color by heart?
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I'm sorry to hear that. And yeah, I have no clue.
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35 HP
What we need to do!
Leave players with 35 hit points soon after they spawn.

How do we do it?
1. We need to apply damage to all players in the map, 65 hit points. This will leave then with 35 hit points.

2. Create a point-entity (light bulb from the toolbar on the left side of your screen). Make the point-entity a game_player_hurt. In its properties set:
A) Name - John
B) Damage to apply - 65

3. Now we need to trigger the game_player_hurt entity. Create a brush under each spawn point. Make this brush an entity ( select it and hit Ctrl + T) and set the entity type to trigger_once. When a player touches this entity, it triggers the target entity (in this case it's our game_player_hurt). Now open the trigger_once's properties and set its target to "John".

If you were able to follow and understand my logic, you should now have a 35 HP knife-only map!
User
Look, you obviously are reading our answers carefully. I'll explain it step-by-step.

Knife only
What we need to do!
1. Disable buying for all players.
2. Give a knife to every player on spawn.

How do we do it?
1. Place a small brush where no players can reach it. Select the brush and hit Ctrl + T, then make the brush a buyzone (func_buyzone entity). This will create a single buyzone for both teams, at a location no player can reach.

2. Create a point-entity (the light bulb from the toolbar). Select is and open its properties (Alt + Enter), from the list select the game_player_equip. This entity gives the weapons you specify to all players. Now open its properties again and tell Hammer what weapons you'd like it to give, in your case this would be KNIFE.


That's it!
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Two bunnies are eating together on a sunny morning. Suddenly the spot a beautiful bird. They walk up to it and it gives them 10,000$ each.

THE END
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Really? That's interesting...

Well, what you want is for the door to open only in one direction no matter what side you are opening it from? Ha! There is a flag called One-Way! I just opened Hammer and there it was!
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Down Rodeo said:
I am sad and upset that my post is gone. I'll hold a small private funeral, I think.


What post?
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Pubic? What's wrong with you?!

Pubic.. LOL!
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I'll give you that one. Who stated that rule, by the way?
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It actually has nothing to do with me being admin. I did it like 5 months ago.
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SRAW said:
since some1 made it already b4


Yes, someone made that avatar before you! That's why we don't like that you stole it!! Actually, I'm used to you stealing signatures and avatars. That's why I messed up your user page.

Whatever.
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SRAW said:
stfu mate de vate, im not some pussy licker like u, i was here wen everything was in one color
and u probably have no idea how much searching on this forum i had to do to find it
believe me, it was terrible


I thought oral sex is fun...

*SLAP!*
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Isn't there a flag to reverse the direction?
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SRAW said:
does it contain superjerks?


A party that contains people? That sounds really Nazi... and I mean that both ways.
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SRAW said:
im pretty sure that kookid isnt saint watever


Well, he is now. I sent SaintzSeph and jrkookid emails with SaintzSeph's password. It's just a matter of who reads it first.
Truck
User
Ah, I see.
User
Well, it definitely isn't gonna be playing here.

If you find this, quote this post and see what a mess I've made.
User
Hmmm... Nazi zombie horror movie? I'm not sure...
Truck
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Havokk, that was really stupid.
User
Sorry, I didn't see this truck. I have the original RMF of de_inferno right here.
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Benefit1970 said:
It might be easier to just post a new question as a new post so people don't have to wade hip-deep into bullshit to find an answer to a simple question.


Someone should have said that months ago. Although I'm pretty sure they are done asking here...
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All methods work. It's just a matter of how you want your sky to look. If you want something like vertigo, the skybox should go pretty far down, and further out of the map. If you want a sky like in de_dust you'll just need a lid, or a lid and very little continuing to external walls.
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It's because I have too much free time and I'm always around here.

Oh, and Mellow, no deleting! I really don't feel like breaking into each and every account and re-posting everything...
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Huh, I really like you new NEW avatar.

I like how it's really jpeggy.
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Killer-Duck said:
too slow (too crappy)


I love that explanation!
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I'd change SRAW's post to some programming question, but I've got no idea what one could possibly be.
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molkman said:
You could also add a section (post, or own truck even) that collects useful links to stuff. Might be helpy.


Oh molkman, you and your good ideas all the time...
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A truck by Havokk with no Havokk in sight...
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What the fuck is this truck?
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Ahh... yes. Well anyway, I figured those kind of problems are all explained better than I ever will right here.

EDIT: Maybe I'll post that link in the FAQ truck...
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Empty brush? What'd'you mean?
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When I said reset I meant re-set, or "set again".
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How about this post? Will it look silly?
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Well he is... and now I don't even remember the new user's password.
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I deleted my post so I won't look like an idiot. Then I deleted your so YOU won't look like an idiot who's explaining things to nobody.
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jrkookid said:
aaronjer said:
Uh... what exactly did you guys do to jrkookid?


some faggot changed my password and changed my post saying that SaintzSeph isnt me (EDAN)!


Yeah... Way to edit all your posts and then blame it on me. Your first post here as jrkookid was "What? That isn't me!", so for some odd reason I thought SaintzSeph was not you! What would a nice person do in case of identity theft? Huh?! What did you expect?!?

Idiot.
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Yeah... me too.

Lots of aspects in this map will not work.
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Homeslice said:
If you want anything done ask me, I have the ear of the SuperJer!


Please get the FAQ truck sticky!
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Maps for 50 players?
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Not any thing I know of... sorry.
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First of all, you're in the wrong section. This should be in the Hammer Mapping section.

On to the map...
I won't even list the reasons why the map will not work. If you want to try making it, be my guest.
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Because I used to be EdAn. Aaronjer changed my name.
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But I like it here.


Oh, and Sorry Mate de Vite... There actually quite a few people who had not yet found this thread...
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It's okay, he won't be logging on anytime soon.

I knew he stole that signature!
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Who are you? That signature look awfully familiar...
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If you did everything in the tutorial and your only problem is that it opens in Notepad, then go to the FAQ thread like I told you 2 days ago.

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You cannot admin-edit your own posts, so this is the first time in like 5 months that a post of mine has an Edited tag.
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Holy crap! I ended a sentence with a preposition!!
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He brought back a feature from the old forum! It's the "view all posts by..." feature!

Hurra! Visit user pages for more info!
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Oh, umm.. nubbcake, do you want your password? Have I already asked?
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zxcvb7653 said:
but i need to test it, play it in the game


What?!

Yes, you need to compile it with ZHLT and then you can play the map.
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aaronjer said:
I'd give you my address but this is on the internet for all to see. I would need a proper e-mail address to send my home address to.


I guess the best method would be for me to give you my bank account information. I'll post it on the front page of asianbitches.com.
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Yeah... stupid clone trooper!

I really like the game, although it's a bit too hard to eat the corpses.
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SRAW said:
molkman said:
This place is invaded by superjers every once in a while.


fixed


That makes me sad on the inside...
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That's because there are no lines on breasts. A girl can be exposing "a bit too much", but there is no real limit... except the nipple.
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Read the FAQ page.
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You're right! And the girl in picture #4 in the second post is a man...
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Isn't XOXO a knife company? The knives that have really fancy handles..
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Thank you, MdV!
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Oh, so... um... Live with it?
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Huh... I've heard of this happening. My only advice would be to re-install Hammer. I think that was the solution last time this happened.
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Are you sure you are using the Select Tool? (it's on the toolbar on the left side of your screen).
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There's a program called BSP2MAP. I think. Google it!
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So... that's it? Game over? Havokk and SRAW are the only people who haven't seen this truck yet. And no-one got and candy!!
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It went along the lines of:
Trooper: Your balls are small.
koolkid: So are yours.

EDIT: I dare you to change it back.
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Clone Trooper said:
koolkid said:
wtf is christmas


are you for real dude?


Are you for real, "dude"?
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Benefit1970 said:
With everything that's happened in the world, wouldn't you entertain the possibility that that the egg is, in fact, the chicken, and the chicken is the egg.[/b??!?!?!

[size=18]WoAoAoOoAoAh!!!!!!
Did I just blow your mind?

Or just your load?

-Brandon

p.s. please don't tell me if you blew your load. that's gross.


I'm just quoting you so everyone will see what a mess you are... You know, in case you'll edit.
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Is it fucking? I wasn't sure... I suck at these kinda things...
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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Because.. um... I don't know. I hate religious Israeli Jews, so I don't care. I don't hate all of them, but they use up a lot of taxpayers' money and have shit political views.
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Havokk Edge said:
wait.Is HD really against your religion?


Umm.. no. But the commercial shows stereotypes and some people find it offensive.
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Down Rodeo said:
Oh, just thinking, you could change your name now!


Good thought, but it requires so called "database fucking", of which only Aaronjer and Superjer are capable.
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That's not so nice.
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That's nice.
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Damnit Dave! You didn't make a second post and delete it! Somebody may have seen it by now!
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I'm sure you will not find it on Google.

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For a "sun" you need a sky and a light_environment entity.
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First 2 questions: I don't know this mod, but the mapping stays the same.

Third question: I've already explained.
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Farmboy102 said:
OK back to decompiling I want to decompile a source map so I can play it on 1.6 How do I do this?


THAT is one thing you do not do. It's impossible to play a decompiled map.
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The commercial is a rather old one. The religious Jews sewed Yes, the satellite TV company... big mess.

And the first picture, the chat log, THIS is why kids need sex ed. She obviously meant to say 'clitoris'.
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Thank you!

For the record, I didn't open the "let me google that for you".
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But your computer gives you access to internet porn. How can it suck ba-- Oh, I see now.
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Huh.
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Mate de Vita said:
hmmm... I only liked numbers 1 2 3 4 5 and 6.


Ha! You're trying to be goofy but there really were 6 links.

Oh, maybe you weren't trying to be goofy then...
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You need to say 5 Hail Mary's.
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Yeah... right.
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kitaramies94 said:
sorry killer-duck but he can. I've downloaded lots of original cs maps in rmf format so I'm the living proof.


That's not what Killer-Duck meant. If you have the RMF, then yeah, you can load it in Hammer. The original question is about BSP files, and Killer-Duck is perfectly correct.
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Ok, fixed.
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Thanks, Rodeo. I spent a few minutes deciphering it yesterday...

A man and a women are having sex. The man says "Oh, shit! I forgot to put a condom on!". The woman replies "It's okay, I already have aids.".
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I count one and a half.
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When you guys say you liked specific comics, does that mean you didn't like the rest?
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That makes no sense at all. Isn't your mother's husband your father?

Oh, and #4 was a racist black-joke.
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Down Rodeo said:
Join our secret truck people! But don't tell anyone! The first rule of Secret Truck Club is don't talk about Secret Truck Club...


You're out!

EDIT: Is the quoting really necessary? It's only two of us...
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Mate de Vita said:
Clone Trooper said:
Mate de Vita said:
omg Havokk either you're constantly high or you really eat way too much sugar...

why you getting so pissed for? faggot

who the fuck said I was pissed!!!!!??????

I hope all those 'pissed' emoticons are on purpose.
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Armoury_entities always fall to the ground. There is no way (I've heard of) for having it hover in the air.
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You'll feel stupid when you hear this, but you shouldn't.


...



...



trigger_push.
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This one really made me lol!
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Yeah, we need more people here... All we talk about is mugs, faces and penises.
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I know, I was just being a smartass. Now quick, say something smartassy before people get the wrong impression!
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Aawww... That's a shame.
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FallingShit said:
damn now i want to try it!

no wait thats kinda sadistic...


No it's not. You want to save another person's life...
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Holy fuck, I'm an admin! Thank you AJ!!
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Ok, here are a few I really like:
1
2
3
4
5
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The pink-and-black texture is a texture called aaatrigger. You put it on entity-brushes that are invisible.
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WTF?

You said it twice for the second time...
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http://www.explosm.net/comics/1493/

This is a really good one. I think you'll find some pretty funny stuff there.
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LoL

Mug means face? That's...
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SRAW, I hate you.
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There you go, more emoticons... Wow, these are really old. I used them like half a year ago.
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I'm sorry. I have no idea what that means...
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Link to a link!

Now, you can upload maps to www.cs-planet.com if the maps are actually good. FPSBANANA is also a good site.
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I want to be the Hammer Mapping admin...
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What? No!
Okay.



I feel lonely here...
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Havokk Edge said:


Recycler... I actually didn't open the link, but 'letmegooglethatforyou' sounds familiar.
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Shall I fetch the rape stick?
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nubbcake said:
Hmm... EdAn... when i download the .zip folder, it just contains .bsp and .txt file...


So it either uses WADs that come with CS, or has the textures included in it. Use Textract.
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newbie said:
nothing happens for me. Got to start my map manually all the time


When it says "(1) files copied. press any key to continue..." do you press any key or just close it?
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Havokk Edge said:
SRAW said:
its called the power of adobe products (since havokk seems to have nothing to do with his life)

and i find it kind of amusing havokk doesnt know what a coder decoder is

and i recommend u get divx codec

heres the site www.divX.com/products/free/codec.exe.html


I'm sorry, SRAW, but I'm not a little kid that everyone hates 'cause hes a computer nerd and has nothing else to do with his life.


Fixed... and... BURN!

Wow, that was double DR.
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Aaronjer, maybe you haven't been looking at the Hammer Mapping section... Anyway, please sticky the FAQ truck. It actually has a rather high potential, as long as no body posts non-FAQ content...
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It really isn't possible to intentionally cause one of those to begin.
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Q: How do I make my own textures?

You'll need to download and install program called Wally.

1. Make a .bmp of what you want you texture to be.
(The texture size needs to be multiplications of 16. Examples: 16x16 pixels, 32x16 pixels, 96x96 pixels, 80x64 pixels... and so on...)

2. Open Wally and go to File->New.

3. A window titled 'Create New Texture' will open. You can set only one thing in that window- 'Type'. Set the 'Type' to Half-Life Package [wad3] (.wad)

4. Drag and drop the .bmp you made on to your New Texture in wally. You can add as many textures as you want to your .wad file.

5. Save your file in you Counter-Strike directory.

6. Load the texture in Hammer. (Tools-> Options-> Textures-> ADD WAD.)
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...until NOW!

How's your penis-mug?
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DaveDays said:
sometimes violence IS the answer.


Violence isn't an answer, it's a solution; It's always a solution. The question is how good of a solution it is.

Hate me yet?
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Download the maps and see what WAD files come with it. If there are now WADs in the archive, use TEXTRACT
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If the maps are already compiled (in BSP format) then it's kinda impossible to do. I mean, you can decompile maps, but they are definitely not gonna help you higher your FPS.

If the maps have not been compiled yet, then yeah, just open them in Hammer and do whatever you want.
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A Tutorial I wrote said:
Weapons
On this page, I will explain how to do the following in Valve Hammer Editor:
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Fuck this!
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Holy crap! Finally!
Phew!! *Wipes forehead*
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Alright, it's been 96 hours. How did nobody find this???

Please, I feel so lonely.

Anyway, first person who finds the truck, please send me an email with your full name and address (wink wink) and I'll mail you some candy. I think it will be rather cool, but I'm doubtful you guys trust me enough.
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Havokk's were better.

Wait, you're both Havokk, that's strange.
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Damnit, mellow, you forgot a smiley!
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72 HOURS!!!

Sheesh, I never thought it would take so long... I even wrote stupid clues in the chat.

I seriously will mail a lollipop to the first one who finds this truck.
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I don't get it, is there gravity or not?
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I'll tell you the truth, I registered on the 24th and posted once that day. On the 26th a very good friend of mine passed away and I wasn't around for the following 2 months.

That's why.
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
molkman said:
SJ: Where the simplest things are discussed over a gazillion posts.


Is gazillion a real number?

Did you know...
There are English and American names for those big round numbers!? Septillion is a different number in different places...

in my country if you say biljon (which is pronounced the same as billion in english - almost) it's 1 000 000 000 000 while in England a billion is only 1 000 000 000.


In Israel, you don't say 'billion', you say 'milliard'. I have no idea where it comes from.

well yeah, same in slovenia, you say milijarda for the english billion.


In that case, I wonder if there is a 'billion' in Hebrew than means 10^12.
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
molkman said:
SJ: Where the simplest things are discussed over a gazillion posts.


Is gazillion a real number?

Did you know...
There are English and American names for those big round numbers!? Septillion is a different number in different places...

in my country if you say biljon (which is pronounced the same as billion in english - almost) it's 1 000 000 000 000 while in England a billion is only 1 000 000 000.


In Israel, you don't say 'billion', you say 'milliard'. I have no idea where it comes from.
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The wheel-less picture has its ladder down...
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Down Rodeo said:
I have been here slightly longer than you. Also, giggity.


Lol! Although that's not true... at least I think September of 2007 came before October of 2007...
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NatureJay said:
Similarly, trucks with raised ladders are getting a lot of responses lately.

Know your firetrucks.


Trucks with raised ladders have more than 20 replies. Know your ladders!
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Mate de Vita said:
I always have an expenditure of time in a manner designed for therapeutic refreshment of my body or mind when checking out these four_a.m.-s


WIN!
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molkman said:
SJ: Where the simplest things are discussed over a gazillion posts.


Is gazillion a real number?

Did you know...
There are English and American names for those big round numbers!? Septillion is a different number in different places...
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It's been 48 fucking hours!!

...and 52 regular ones.
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Down Rodeo said:
Edan managed an average of six posts per day, biznotches.

Yours is higher than mine...
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I think in its properties there is a flag 'Loop' or something...
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So you want players to get weapons only in the first round? Impossible.

About the floating weapons, it happens a lot. Do you happen to have more than 1 game_player_equip?
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I have lots of fun here on the foroamus.
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Post the content of your BAT-file.
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nubbcake said:
is it an arch block or?

Yeah, take a look at the bottom-right side of your screen when using the Brush Tool. Change the 'block' to 'arch'.
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No no no... This truck literally has no wheels. Look for yourself...
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Use the square bracket keys on your keyboard to make the grid bigger/smaller.
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Here it is... THE 24 HOUR MARK!

Nobody has found the truck yet... first one to find it gets a lollipop! Seriously, wouldn't it be cool if I'd mail you a lollipop? I think I really will.
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Q: Portal file missing?

When you receive an error telling you that the .prt file is missing, it means some error has occurred and as a result, the portal file was not generated.
Open a new thread and ask about the error that appears in your compile-log (mapname.log)

We will answer your question in your new thread.
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Q: Why is my BAT-file opening in notepad?

You probably saved the file with the BAT extension, but its still a TXT-file. When saving the file in notepad, make sure you use 'Save as...' and set Save as type to 'all file types'. Save the file with the BAT extension and nothing after it!
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Welcome to the SuperJer.com Hammer Mapping F.A.Q!

Browse through this thread and look to see if your question has already been answered! (You can use your internet browser's 'search' tool to search for keywords...)

I wish you the best of mapping!
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Brushes #41, #44, and #45 are bad... beyond repair.

Open Hammer and go to Map-> Go to brush number. Enter the brush number (41, 44 and 45) and Hammer will select the brush. Delete them and re-make 'em.
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Oh, okay then.
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You can edit textures with Wally. Decrease the brightness and increase the contrast.
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Maybe it'll work in a different program. Try and see.
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Mate de Vita said:
hey why did this truck lose its wheels?


Huh, yes it did... That's strange.
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Havokk Edge said:
you mean not even 1/3 done?

No, he means about 1/3 is not done.
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Ok, so you saved it as a TXT-file. Open it in notepad, go to File-> Save as...

Name - mapname.bat
Type - All file types

Now when you name the file the the BAT ending, it will actually be a BAT-file.
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I think Persia just get his terminology wrong. We'll wait for his next reply...
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What do you get when you try to run it?
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It's your post count... It'll change if you won't shut your yapper flapper.
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
I think he's talking about the Categories and Objects from the prefab list.

well, he named the truck entity creation tool

...and then talked about Categories and Objects... someone here is confused.
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Yeah, what is your problem? The only thing that changed is that you switched hands with the knife...

If you aren't crazy about the texture, change it.
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I think he's talking about the Categories and Objects from the prefab list. If so, what version of Hammer are you running?
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Hmm... I'm pretty sure players drown under any type of water.

One thing you can try is making your func_water entity using many cubes that have tiny gaps in between them. This way, as the player swims through, he catches his breath in the small gap.
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Yeah... and the forum had a huge explosion of posts both in General and in the mapping sections...

EDIT: My 2,000th post was EXACTLY a week ago.
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Oh, wait. You're trying to make the trigger_gravity visible? That's doesn't work...

Entities like trigger_push, trigger_gravity, func_buyzone, func_bombsite and many more are invisible no matter what you do.
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One thing Vita didn't mention is that in the entity's properties, Rendermode must be set to Texture.
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Well, for a week now the recent post in Pole Socking was 'none'. Now I'm gonna post twice here and delete the second post. Let's see how long it'll take for someone to find the post...

Last time I did this it took DR 2 hours flat. Now we are already used to the 'none', so it should take a bit longer, I hope...
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Yeah, Vita, the effect stays until the end of the round.

Scorch, make a brush, select it and hit Ctrl + T. Select trigger_gravity from the list of entities.
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Make a brush and turn it into trigger_gravity. You can change the 'gravity' field which is the gravity multiplier. That is, if the admin set the gravity to 800 (normal), you can set the multiplier to 0.5 and and player who passes through the trigger_gravity will experience a gravity of 800x0.5 or 400. The multiplier cannot be more than 1.

Another thing to take into account is that players don't need to stay in the entity for the effect to continue. Just passing through once is enough for the new gravity to "stick".
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bandora said:
BTW I am sorry I am a dumbass.. I meant game_player_equip when I said armoury_entity..


Now that makes even less sense. You don't get a weapon at the begging of every round? In that case, we would you "want to make it disappear"? I'm not quite following you on this one.

Also, my CS isn't working, so I can't test your map.
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Down Rodeo said:
I've noticed there are a few bugs with Supes' have-I-read-this code; occasionally it forgets which ones I have and have not seen.


Yeah, t'happens to me too...
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My guess: Everything.
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Thanks. Although I'm still worried about the whole copyright issue...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tagCGZ1S-E

Well, it's a really nice piece and I want you guys to hear it. Well, mainly I want to get the view count up...

Will I be sued for uploading this? I dunno, the music and the pictures aren't really mine...
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Take a look at its properties (Alt + Enter), there are a few cool things you can mess around with.
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In the armoury_entity's properties there is a field called 'count'. That determines how many of the weapon are in the pile. Change it to 1.

I don't understand what you said about having the weapon disappear after a round ends. When a new round begins, everything resets.
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In a lottery.
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Make it a func_breakable. Change the following in its properties:
1) Material = glass
2) Render Mode = texture
3) FX amount = anything from 0 to 255 (0 is invisible; 255 means the window is fully-textured)
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Nope. I have my sources...







...I have the original RMF and you guys ain't getting it!!
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Aha! Probably the most annoying error you can get. It's probably the result of bad vertex manipulation or some kind of brush-ruining action.

I suggest you open your map in Hammer and go to Map-> Check for problems.
If Hammer cannot fix it, you'll have to delete the bad brushes manually.
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That-- ummm... your grandmother is old.
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Only CornJer and UberJer had their colors changed, and you can tell by their names that they are especially loved by the admins.
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Havokk, you must be really bored.
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Yeah, it's a well-known..
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It's kinda funny... didn't make me laugh though...

I think he misunderstood the whole turning into a tree part.
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adhesive said:
eDan Co. said:

A chicken came out of it, so yes, it was.


Let me rewrite that.
adhesive said:
The egg came first but a chicken did not lay it.



That's better!

Also, how come you haven't logged on in ages and the second I quote you, you pop out of nowhere? This isn't the first time something of the sort has happened...
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Yeah, guns placed on the floor are armoury_entity.

About the "stuff". When using the Brush Tool, take a look at prefabs (bottom-right side of the screen, 'Categories').

And yeah, your posted 3-5 minutes apart, no-ones gonna answer that quick...
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Nice one. Usually people don't find what's wrong when getting this error.
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Ok, I should have read your whole post before writing that...

I don't understand what you are trying to do. If making a whole in the floor causes a leak, it's an outer wall. Why would you want a pipe leading outside the map?? Of course that's a leak!
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Pipe
1. Use the brush tool. On the bottom-right side of the screen, select Categories-> Primitives & Objects-> Cylinder. Set the Faces to how many sides you want your pipe to have.

2. Create a brush. Make sure that for now that the side of the brush that's supposed to be the opening of the pipe is FACING UP.

3. Select your cylinder, right-click it and use the Hollow tool. Enter any width you'd like.

4. Select the cylinder again, right-click it and use the Ungroup tool.

5. Now select the bases of the cylinder and delete them.

6. Re-group the remaining sides of your pipe.

Haeha!
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
The PRT-file is missing. This means that BLAH BLAH BLAH post your whole compile-log.

so eDan, at what number are we now?

Down Rodeo said:
Integer overflow, I think.


Hey! How com I didn't see these posts yesterday? Guess I was too busy...

Anyway, LOL!
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Merging WAD files
1. Download and install Wally.

2. Open Wally.

3. Go to Wizard-> WAD Merge.

4. Load your WAD files with the ADD WAD button.

5. Click Go!

If you do merge WAD-files, you'll have to load the new WAD in Hammer and re-texture everything. Make sure you really have to merge, because it's a really pain in the vein.
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scorch-1995 said:
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\thomas brablec\desktop\counter-strike 1.6\cstrike\cstrike.wad
- Contains 2 used textures, 28.57 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\thomas brablec\desktop\cstrike.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (123 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\thomas brablec\desktop\tfc.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (279 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\thomas brablec\desktop\+d4yltissue.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (354412 bytes): '+D4YLTISSUE2'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (354412 bytes): '+D4YLTISSUE1'
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (2 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\thomas brablec\desktop\camouflage.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (1 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\thomas brablec\desktop\liquids.wad
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (32 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\thomas brablec\desktop\xeno.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 14.29 percent of map (264 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\thomas brablec\desktop\colors_wad\colors.wad
- Contains 2 used textures, 28.57 percent of map (12 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\thomas brablec\desktop\altstadttex.wad
- Contains 1 used texture, 14.29 percent of map (180 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\thomas brablec\desktop\cs_assaultxpwad.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (323812 bytes): 'XPTEXT'
- Contains 0 used textures, 0.00 percent of map (93 textures in wad)
Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\thomas brablec\desktop\3dmsnowy\3dmsnowy.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (218412 bytes): '3DMTRAILL'
- Contains 1 used texture, 14.29 percent of map (95 textures in wad)

Warning: More than 8 wadfiles are in use. (11)
This may be harmless, and if no strange side effects are occurring, then
it can safely be ignored. However, if your map starts exhibiting strange
or obscure errors, consider this as suspect.


There's one issue... kinda self-explanatory. If you need all the textures loaded, you can merge a few WAD-files into one, so you have lees WADs with the same amount of textures.

scorch-1995 said:
Warning: No entities exist in hull 0, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 1, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 2, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 3, no filling performed for this hull


That's the second issue. Make sure your map has all the "basic entities" (lights and player spawn for both teams). Also make sure these entities are not inside or too close to a wall or anything, really...
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The PRT-file is missing. This means that BLAH BLAH BLAH post your whole compile-log.
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adhesive said:
The egg came first but it wasn't a chicken egg.

A chicken came out of it, so yes, it was.

OMG OMG OMG sorry for bumping, I had to...
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No!!! You were the only user who doesn't have an avatar, and once you get one, you can't remove it. Oh well, I kinda like the new one...
Truck
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jrkookid said:
this is really old

So is your grandmother, I think it's safe to say.

Also, If your cow needs to spread its legs, your not milkin' her right.
User
Well.. I don't think he did it on purpose. Even if he did, we have plenty of links to fpsbanana on this forum anyway...
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Mate de Vita said:
Does anyone know the approximate length&width of de_dust?

4,100 units east-to-west, 5,000 units north-to-south, 1024 units top-to-bottom.

Mate de Vita said:
But when I go to New it just asks me for the name and size, it doesn't ask me what type I want it to be. And I can't save it as a wad file either.
I only downloaded the wallyzip file, do I need to download something else as well (like the wallysetup file)?


Ok, I edited my last post and changed the link. Use the new one, install & download it. I hope this will solve all the problems.
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WALLY.

1. Make a .bmp of what you want you texture to be.
(The texture size needs to be multiplications of 16. Examples: 16x16 pixels, 32x16 pixels, 96x96 pixels, 80x64 pixels... and so on...)

2. Open Wally and go to File->New.

3. A window titled 'Create New Texture' will open. You can set only one thing in that window- 'Type'. Set the 'Type' to Half-Life Package [wad3] (.wad)

4. Drag and drop the .bmp you made on to your New Texture in wally. You can add as many textures as you want to your .wad file.

5. Save your file in you Counter-Strike directory.

6. Load the texture in Hammer. (Tools-> Options-> Textures-> ADD WAD.)
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Mate de Vita said:
And once again: I win!

Knowing that KD will know isn't anything special...
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IIopn said:
first of all make your vehicle, make it so it faces west, also you will need to put a brush in the middle of your vehicle with the texture "origin" which can be found in half-life.wad, tie all of the brushes that make the vehicle. Now you want to select the vehicle and hiy ctrl+T to tie it to an entity, select func_vehicle from the drop down list, name your vehicle "vehicle1", in "first stop target put "stop1". Now create the entity "path_track" this is were you want your vehicle to start, name it "stop1", then in the field "next stop target" put "stop2", create another path_track and name it "stop2" this is the direction you want your vehicle to face, for stop2 in the field "next stop target put "stop1". Now for the controls, put a brush were you want to control the vehicle from, remember that the player will have to stand into the brush to control the vehicle not next to it. Use the aaatrigger texture and tie it to entity, select func_vehiclecontrols from the list, in the only field put "vehicle1".

i hope i didnt forget anything but thats it... i think
Truck
User
I'm sorry, I cannot understand what you are trying to say.
User
The whole gaming world is way too expensive. Instead of a Wii, I go outside waving sticks at people. One time I did this and the police came, so I guess I also got the new GTA...
Truck
User
Yeah, so basically make sure your map is far from the edges of the grid. You can move the whole map by going to Edit-> Select All and then move everything to the center.
User
I'm not sure what you mean by "on the opposite face". Is it shifted wrong? Did you apply the texture to only one face and you're trying to change that? Is it upside down? Either way, the texture application should fix it.
User
Here it is... My 2,000th post on the forums!

I thought I might as well bump my favorite truck as part of the celebrations.

I guess I wont be posting the next few days so everyone will see my post count at 2,000. Yes, I am that stupid.
User
What are you guys even talking about?
User
How is it a waste of a truck? It's not like there was supposed to be something else here instead...
User
I'm sorry, you are really annoying.
Truck
User
This is really old. I can't believe you do not remember doing this
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jrkookid said:
Havokk Edge said:
their all ugly or slutty -_-


dont u mean they are ugly ass-sluts?

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Down Rodeo said:
Of course it works.

In that case, lulz!
User
That's really bad.
User
Nah, I'm just saying nonsense. Just use func_breakble, I'm sorry about that.
User
I'd recommend func_breakable with a side-order of FX amount.
User
Your conversation reminded me of this...
User
It's a texture you can apply to invisible entities (like func_ladder, func_buyzone etc... ). It's basically just so you see that the specific brush is an entity, other than that, it doesn't actually do something.
Truck
User
No, it doesn't trigger more than one entity and it's not a button.
Truck
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Not at all. The final size of a map shouldn't be more than 3 or 4MB, which is not a lot at all. What takes up most of the compile-time is the light generation (how the light bounces off different surfaces and things like that) and that process needs to be done only once.
Truck
User
I had a map that took close to 12 hours to compile. It really depends on what you're compiling and on your computer. I also had a reasonably-sized map that took 3 minutes to compile.
Truck
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Mate de Vita said:
eDan Co. said:
About multiple lights, I forget...

trigger_multiple?


Yeah... no. That's not what he asked for in 2 aspects, and I'm not gonna list 'em.
Truck
User
You need the light's name to be whatever and the button's target set to whatever.

About multiple lights, I forget...
User
We've all known that for years. SRAW was born in the USA and at was sent to Malaysia 4 years later. His father raped him and he looks like a squid.

That pretty much sums-up SRAW's life.
User
You know, it's great fun making your own objects. I'd love to make a stapler...
User
1. When using the Brush Tool, take a look at the 2 drop-down menus on the bottom-right of your screen: 'Categories' and 'Objects'. You should find lots of fun objects you can mess around with. Note that after you create these objects, most of them can be ungrouped.

2. Use the texture application tool (Ctrl + A) to resize, shift or rotate your texture. I think everything there is pretty self-explanatory.

3. I don't know the map. Please explain.
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SRAW said:
I NID SYMPATHY

I'm shiweng sympathy.
Truck
User
If you don't get any other advice, then yes. Wait and see what Killer-Duck has to say. Meanwhile, use Ctrl+M instead.
Truck
User
3rd time skews the brush.

I've heard of things like this not working. My only advice is to re-install Hammer.
User
Oh boy...
Truck
User
That must have been quite a bit of work...
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hammermapping@yahoo.com
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Sorry, my bad...
FX amount should be 255.

Also, the texture name must begin with {. Make sure this is the case.
User
The vents must be some entity for this to work. If you want them to be breakable, use func_breakable and if you want them to be a regular wall, use func_wall. In the entity's properties set:
Rendermode = solid
FX amount = 0
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That's the way things work in China...
User
Not funny... stupid racists...
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Yeah, it's pretty old. I really like it though...

LOL @ "Footnote"
Truck
User
Lord Wong or something like that...
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It was alright.
Truck
User
That's not a chain and you are an idiot.
User
Uh oh...

EDIT: Oh, you fixed.
Truck
User
A) No it's not.
B) I wish it never will be.
Truck
User
Havokk used Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V.
Truck
User
I wonder who that is...
User
An error has occurred and as a result the PRT-file wasn't created. Post your whole compile-log.
Truck
User
Yes, brushes can cross like that.
User
Rodeo, I got the Family Guy reference.

PingWing said:
Deathmatch is a AMX mod

LOL!
User
What the fuck is wrong with you? And yes, there are 3 user names that contain "noob" in them. Guess why that is.
User
If we're already on the topic of you being deceiving, you weren't at YouTube Live as a celebrity, right?
Truck
User
Why only in specific cases?
User
It's the ultimate map name prefix.
User
Fist of all, thanks for posting twice in unrelated threads. I wouldn't know how to answer if you hadn't asked twice.

Now, if it's still opening in Notepad, you haven't saved it as a BAT-file. Open it, and then go to File-> Save As... Enter the following:
File Name: "nigga.bat"
Save As Type: "All Files"
Truck
User
Yes.
Truck
User
You'll have to delete the bad brushes. Go to Map-> Check for problems. You'll probably have to delete all those brushes, and that's quite a bit of deleting, so you're probably better of starting over unless it's a really big map.
User
Make a brush, select it and hit Ctrl + T.
User
I had a feeling...
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newbie said:
Thank u KD


Why does everyone do that??
User
Very nice! It Made me giggle out loud (in the school library). Is it your material?
User
1. Use the Decal Tool and click on a wall in the 3D view to place the decal.
2. Select the decal in the 3D view with the selection tool.
3. Open the decal's properties (Alt + Enter).
4. Do what ever you want...
User
Funnay.
Truck
User
zzz1123 said:
Thanx all, I'll try it. And thanx alot to killer duck 4 giving me solutions to what edan cant figure out.


Yeah, you're welcome!
Truck
User
To make see-through and unbreakable wall, create a func_wall. Open its properties and set:
Rendermode = texture
FX amount = 0-255 [0 is invisible, 255 is fully-textured]
Truck
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IIopn said:
first of all make your vehicle, make it so it faces west, also you will need to put a brush in the middle of your vehicle with the texture "origin" which can be found in half-life.wad, tie all of the brushes that make the vehicle. Now you want to select the vehicle and hiy ctrl+T to tie it to an entity, select func_vehicle from the drop down list, name your vehicle "vehicle1", in "first stop target put "stop1". Now create the entity "path_track" this is were you want your vehicle to start, name it "stop1", then in the field "next stop target" put "stop2", create another path_track and name it "stop2" this is the direction you want your vehicle to face, for stop2 in the field "next stop target put "stop1". Now for the controls, put a brush were you want to control the vehicle from, remember that the player will have to stand into the brush to control the vehicle not next to it. Use the aaatrigger texture and tie it to entity, select func_vehiclecontrols from the list, in the only field put "vehicle1".

i hope i didnt forget anything but thats it... i think
User
Take a look at de_inferno.wad
User
When I say entities cannot be too close to a brush, that includes having entities INSIDE the brush. The whole center of your map is filled, there is no air in that room.
User
It seriously looks pretty cool.
User
Nice avatar! :D


Do you wanna send me your map? hammermapping@yahoo.com
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CS2008 said:
Warning: No entities exist in hull 0, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 1, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 2, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 3, no filling performed for this hull


This means one of the following:
1. Your map does not have the "basic entities" (light, info_player_start and info_player_deathmatch).

2. There is an entity too close to a wall. Make sure all entities are at least 64 units (one "normal" grid square) away from any brush.

3. There is an entity outside the map. That would be bad...
Truck
User
Ummm.. So you didn't learn music, I take it?
User
The prt-file is missing, this means an error has occurred and ZHLT did not create this file. Post your compile-log and we'll see what the original error is.
User
Yeah, triple-post is better.
User
Ummm... yeah.
User
Well known fact... In fact, this is the 6th time this has happened.
User
You weren't supposed to. It looks like a link to YouTube, and should. But the link itself should be to some stupid URL... I just got bored and wanted to mess around with it.
User
I meant for it to be lame, and then it get even lamer.
User
Wait, what?

Quote the first post and have a look at what I tried to do...
User
Truck
User
Dunno. I use CS 1.6 and CS generates a NAV-file...
Truck
User
Silly plank of wood...
User
Map-> Map properties-> Max viewable distance.

(Default is 4,096, you'll never need more than double that. Try 5,500 and see if it's enough)
User
I don't think you can. Even if the ground is at an angle weapons that are on it will stay horizontal.
User
KD is piiiiiiissedddddd.
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Mate de Vita said:
ok, just a quick one before I go on:
what's the point of func_wall? I mean, is it any different than a normal brush?


Yes! It can be set up to behave like a normal brush. On the other hand, you can make it see through and all kinds of things. Just look through the func_wall's properties and see how the entity can serve you.
Truck
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newbie said:
u mean this ?
hlcsg -wadinclude zhlt -wadinclude halflife -wadinclude de_vegas -wadinclude cs_assault -wadinclude cs_bdog -wadinclude itsitaly hns_falldown


Yes. Do not add that part until it's the final compiling.
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newbie said:
how do i not include the texture. im using zhlt and i dont know any oyher ways


Oh, so you're fine. If you don't know how to include textures, then you aren't.

Just let it compile...
Truck
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I've made maps that took 10 minutes to compile and I made a map that took 6 hours to compile. It really depends... Either way, there isn't anything you can do about it, really.

If this is just a test and not the final version of the map, there is no need to include the textures.
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Richard Bona!
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CS can't find the model. Can you?
Truck
User
Func_door?

It really depends on what you're trying to do.
User
The bomb site:
1. Make a func_bomb_target entity.
2. [In its properties] Set Target to 'richardbona'

The breakable object:
1. Make a func_breakable entity.
2. [In its properties] Set its name to 'richardbona'
3. [In its properties --> Flags] Check 'trigger only'

That's it!
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SRAW said:
so some1 hacked havokks account ? thats sad


Truck
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jrkookid said:
adhesive said:
this is why I mouse over every link before clicking

it says pretty ponies

It didn't use to...