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I'll check that out when I take my spaceship there
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SuperJer said:
Haven't heard of that one before. Do you have a link to the map?


https://www.17buddies.rocks/17b2/View/Map/110591/muj_dom.html

Play the map and theres one room with a picture showing a no duck bunny hop blocks
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In counter strike 1.6 mapping a guy made a block where only you can stand on it , but if you were to duck you would fall through the block , he wont spill the beans on how he made it but maybe you guys might know a trick behind it
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SuperJer said:
You're one-of-a-kind fedex _



You know you love me har har

Trucks
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These condom directions are confusing: who is supposed to be exhuming my wife and where does Trucks come in?
I pushed hard enough to snap Trucks, but some powerful kind of furry children was blocking the door.
This one simple trick is all you need to spice up the bedroom: Trucks.
Man invented my sexy fox costume, so woman invented Trucks.
I found out why I’m always sick... they found Trucks in the walls at my office.
The Japanese insist on their traditional right to hunt Trucks in the sea.

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 {n} Superjer

a scimitar twirling terrorist Superjer
a lump in the blanket Superjer
a rotting buffalo carcass Superjer
my mouth Superjer
illegal porn Superjer
a ceremonial ribbon Superjer

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Why is this the only active truck?
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Life without love is like Why is this the only active truck? without her cooter or fruit.
At my workplace, robots have replaced the humans for putting my mouth on it and Why is this the only active truck? at the assembly line.
There is a rumor that Marilyn Manson had ice cold seawater removed so he could be Why is this the only active truck?.
I would have never thought that I’d actually be child-bearing hips while I’m Why is this the only active truck?!
Wine tasters describe this Pinot Grigio as having silky hints of spinning blades and a mouthfeel like Why is this the only active truck?.
So what I’m saying is we have Why is this the only active truck? to thank for Obama’s America.

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jordanrock77 said:
The game was installed in the system and stored in the Memory card. Thus I permanently stored the game file inside the memory card. Memory Card Data Recovery allowed me to get back all the game files which were stored in the memory card whenever they were removed.


Interesting
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the_cloud_system said:
We all kinda lurk.


It's true I come here and look around but don't really post cause superjer's humanity truck , just read the post mostly
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KreepsKross said:
Not sure if anyone had done this already, so I just made this thread for new guys like me to create an intro. Anyway, newbie here. I'm glad to have found this great online superjer community. I'm hoping to have fun with the other members here. Cheers!



Have fun , most of everyone here is an asshole except superjer himself but other then that welcome



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This game or whatever it is , sucks balls I cannot sell or make enough money so screw this game I rather play Adventure Capitalist
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Oren Segal said:
Oren Segal Co-Director of the Center on Extremism, ADL
OSegal@adl.org


I like these guys...
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SuperJer said:
WHAT is going on with the error messages?


Error: No visibile brushes
Description: All brushes are CLIP or ORIGIN (at least one must be normal/visible)
Howto Fix: self explanitory
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I know this is old but lmao why did no one help him , after reading the compile log I started to laugh lol
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wallworm said:
Emaileth me.



What the shit it "Emaileth"
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wallworm said:
Seriously, that sinful dude is not worth responding too. Really. Also, he may have rabies. I know this because I have a dog and also (embarrassingly) I know him.



Hmmmmm...
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SuperJer said:
wat do fuc

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I'm lost what are those white cards??
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This topic always gets me lost lol
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Rockbomb said:
First off, if anyone wants to add me on steam, my username on there is terridax_


We are on friends list but you never play with me
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BloodFarts said:
DON'T "KINKSHAME" ME

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Bad pikachu lol
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Pretty cool can't lie
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And here we go.
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BloodFarts said:
Thank you for all your help guys. But the spider won in the "cactus assault case". I am now serving my time in spider jail for 45 years.



Is this random? or what....
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SuperJer said:

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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
I love that we keep the faggotry




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Signa said:
How do we not having a winking smiley on this site?



Just cause
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Sick vid
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I hate bumping old post but I need to ask you superjer again how would cover up the hole from being seen in the skybox like the top is nulled , in this map
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SRAW said:
Well just so you know, some dude finished half-life in 21 minutes, so finishing a primative game like Legand of Zelda in 40 minutes ain't such a biggie



How can you compare Half-Life speed runs with The Legend Of Zelda speed runs

Smh

Btw superjer what's your twitch ??
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Sorry it's bhop dumb auto correct on the phone and outcast my pc crashed a year ago so I lost those files
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It's A Little Old But What The Heck I Remade de_train Into A Kz/Shop Map


http://cs.gamebanana.com/maps/178546

Check It Out
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Sick vid
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trainer6265 said:
a white card for SAH:
the severed heads of political opponents in my fridge.



wha wha whattt
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SuperJer said:
A gasoline enema.



Wat
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Tip toeing in my jordans
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Winnie said:
In fact, it is long overdue improvement, probably because I am more the pursuit of perfection, but I think it should be out of the game early.



Mmhmm I See
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professorHAMM said:
Oh no It has all backfired! IM THE ONE GETTING TROLLED?


Never go full retard..
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That's some serious incredible ms paint skills can't lie about that.
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aaronjer said:
I'm Special.

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Looks complicated to make , good shit
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Weperlol said:
Problem fixed from now on im just gonna use Hammer's Compiler with seems to be the easiest and fastest :D

THREAD CLOSED



If you're gonna use hammers compiler expect laggy maps and very bad compiling... If you wanna do an easy way follow superjers tutorial on how to set-up a batch compiler which I used when I first started to map ...

http://www.superjer.com/learn.php
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What .fgd file are you trying to use?
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SuperJer said:
It looks like a decompile, which is probably why it says "use as a reference only."

It probably won't ever work, certainly not as well as the original BSP. You can do as it says though and use it as a reference to recreate everything with more reasonable brushes.



I've used a rmf from that website before , what superjer said is correct , you need to remake everything in the map , and by everything I mean everything... Those maps where decompiled with bsp2map and when it does it's job every wall / square etc is a unit thick , so have fun recreating !
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Error: Entity 178, Brush 29, Side 5: plane with no normal

Delete that brush and remake it , are you using an .rmf you found for cs_office? is that's the case every wall is 1 unit thick and hammer doesn't like to compile with an unit thick wall
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Weperlol said:
big thanks to both of you guys especially you Superjer without your 35 years old tutorials or whatever XD i would've never learned to map but the compiling step is annoying isn't any faster way to compile maps?



http://nemesis.thewavelength.net/index.php?p=2
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I don't know how to start with nothing , but I do know how just to start with a knife , if that's what you're looking for ... Also for the VIP to start with just a pistol , I think is only possible with amxx mod not to sure.. Anyways if you just want players to start with knife :

Go to you're entity tool , click on the drop box and select

game_player_equip and place the entity somewhere , select it and then alt+enter and open the menu up and select knife YES , then click on name and type knife1

After that place an aaatrigger right on the spawn points and then select it and then crtl+t and select trigger_once , set target knife1 and close window

Now save you're map compile it and test it out , hope this works for you...
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supermap777 said:
Here is the advanced modern elevator gor cs 1.6 & cs cz http://cscz.gamebanana.com/prefabs/3079 it works 100%


3 years this time ..
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supermap777 said:
You can also make the water to be flowing like a river - moving the floating boxes or vehicle/boat on the water surface. Example map: csde_canelli
the map source file is available free for download, so you can learn and recompile it. http://www.geocities.ws/cmg_lee/cs.htm


You're about 2 years from this post . lol
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SuperJer said:
fedex _ said:
SuperJer said:
Yeah, well I was watching the Super Metroid race WHILE I GOT MY PB!



What does pb stand for? , I always wanted to know and never got around asking someone to tell me what it stands for.


It stands for Personal Best. Although I meant to say PB&J.



Ahh I see now , so when can we expect a live stream of mr.superjer playing Zelda on snes ?
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the_cloud_system said:
also it's really loud.
and bad.


It's either you're really excited for megaman in the new super smash bros , or you was really bored... One of the two
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not again
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SuperJer said:
Yeah, well I was watching the Super Metroid race WHILE I GOT MY PB!



What does pb stand for? , I always wanted to know and never got around asking someone to tell me what it stands for.
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SuperJer said:
I was at work, with the Yoshi's Island run in a window, and the Internet went mostly out, except the video kept playing. At the same time some guy came in declaring there was a water leak so everyone got up in a panic, like OMG THE INTERNET IS WET. I decided to watch more Yoshi's Island and I pulled up the window and... it was just steaming a 100% empty room.

I was all WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY WORLD?

So I ran Zelda again when I got home and almost got under an hour:


04:10.07 Level 2 Triforce
11:59.62 Level 1 Triforce
19:26.08 Level 3 Triforce
26:22.07 Level 4 Triforce
35:48.28 Level 6 Triforce
41:54.33 Level 5 Triforce
46:35.03 Level 7 Triforce
49:11.68 Level 8 Triforce
60:00.96 Zelda


Can you go on twitch and stream? plz?
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SuperJer said:
I assume you want to see sky instead of the shaft? The thing is, sky just means "don't draw", essentially. It doesn't block anything but vis.

You can try adding a hint brush or two, to cut off the upper shaft. The game is drawing stuff it thinks you can see partly into.

Or you could make your map make sense instead. Put an exterior wall in the skybox?



I just moved the shaft so it wont been seen in game , It's fine now , maybe next time I will try what you said
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Ok this error has been bugging me and I don't know a fix to it , I've tried making the walls a func_detail .. that didn't seem to work also tried func_wall , which helped it slightly but was still visible , so does anyone know the fix to this?

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Outcast said:
I can feel the gayness,surging from within!


explain you're self lol
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eDan Co. said:
Aaronjer put him there, right?


What Aaronjer doesn't do...
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Outcast said:
fedex_ did you complete the kz_ version of my map?


No outcast , i've stopped the project awhile ago due to the fact I'm hardly on my pc anymore
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Outcast said:
Ah just as I thought,your map is way too big.Try scaling it down to half maybe.And i just noticed that it exceeds the number of max base patches,which if i remember correctly is about 60k.Your map has 99732 base patches.



You can make a map even if it takes the whole grid, you can even work outside the grid , also upload me the .rmf and ill take a look and see what errors I can find
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Can you post some pictures of what exactly you mean , or upload the .rmf and wad files used so I can see what you're trying to do.
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aaronjer said:
:P

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molkman said:
It's a real German accent, you punk!



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If you add a custom sound you made and placed it in-game and it doesn't loop then you need to que it , because it will only play once and never come on again , I dealt with this problem before until another avid mapper told me that was the problem .. Hope this helps
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SRAW said:
you fucking idiot



Haven't you learned?
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Mate de Vita said:
I hate it when I dream about waking up. I'm always like "Is this real life or am I still dreaming?" afterwards.



Sounds like you watched to much Inception lol
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aaronjer said:
If you die in the dream you wake up for real!



I had a dream were I got shot and how real if fucking felt I woke up checking my body to see if I had bullet wounds , Creepy Shit...
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13.00$ For a comment said by arronjer ... hmmmmm
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Ill be back ,,,, ill be back
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Wtf is dragon con? I never heard of such a thing
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Your are probably watching CS:S Tutorials lol if your mapping for 1.6 your not
gonna get those options
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Gino said:
Warning: === LEAK in hull 1 ===
Entity light @ (-192,-320,-320)


You have a leak
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aaronjer said:



I'm confused aswell..
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Rockbomb said:



Wasn't you in colorado ?

Oh ... my internet is still shit


Crap
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SuperJer said:
CS1.6 is still basically a mod of HL. If it doesn't work it'll be because CS removed support for the monster_ entities etc, although I'm not positive it did.



Ya since im replicating Black Mesa from HL1 into a Kz map and I want like a easter egg for GMAN to walk by when you enter a certain area
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Like if you was to make a scripted_sequence in HL it would work .

Now lets say CS 1.6 if I was to use the hl.fgd file and make a map with for instance GMAN with a scripted_sequence would that work?
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Sick vid
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
I completely forgot that Superjer was even existent
How have things been since our departure from this site?



Things been THE SAME!
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Rockbomb said:
fedex _ said:
Did I beat it?

Went to bomb , drilled hole , dropped rock , blew shit up


DID I WIN!??




where did it say your name ?
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Did I beat it?

Went to rock , drilled hole , dropped bomb , blew shit up


DID I WIN!??
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wtf is this ,
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If you guys ever played Kz in counter strike , I'm making a map based of BLACK MESA from HL1 and gonna make it kz , also everything you see in these pictures I made from scratch nothing is copied or paste , I used HL1 to view and BSP viewer to get perfect details..














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Today I was driving to Wal-Mart and seen this lady standing outside today and she walked up to me and said , " Sir would you like to hear about future designs and technology?" I looked at her weird and strange lol and I said to her " No Mam I'm busy and I need to go buy some stuff fast " so she kept bugging me for like 2 minuets outside the wal mart and wouldn't let me go inside , so I told her politely twice that I'm in a rush ... She kept refusing what I said to tell me about here story and I didn't really care either to hear about it .. So after 4 minuets of telling her no I snapped on her and kinda shouted but realized that she is a old women and what I did was wrong , so I apologized to her and heard the dumbass story she had to tell me....

And all it was fucking about :

CELL PHONES
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I already solved his problem lol
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SRAW said:
Clip brush is just like a invis wall where you cant walk through



be nice sraw
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HA , like I said there is a way to view models in hammer by using

cs16expert-hex.fgd

Now player models show when using info_player_start and also models and sprites
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SuperJer said:
If the .prt doesn't exist, then BSP did not work.

There should be another more specific error message from BSP.

As DR said, post the log.



This guy didn't reply to dr so the hell with helping him
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Give me .rmf i wanna make a kz map out of this
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damn that was that long ago lol :P
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aaronjer said:
What's tumblr?



Yea , I had the same thing when I first seen it .. I was like wtf is tumblr knockoff to facebook for somthing .. It's a blog website kinda deal its ok with the people you know go on it.

I like it molkman gj!
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aaronjer said:
You just showed that you have absolutely no idea what is going on in this truck! Good job Outcast! YOU TOO SRAW

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nicknkc said:
fedex _ said:
nicknkc said:
Besides, i wanna ask if there have any ways to speed up the vis process? (For Counter Strike 1.6)




Remember this game is from 1999 , So make everything nice and neat and apply Clip texture to those faces that arent seen in game to render faster and compile with less time

I see...
so i might have make too many narrow brushes...
anyway.. thanks you



sorry use null texture , dont know where my mind was going there lol
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nicknkc said:
Besides, i wanna ask if there have any ways to speed up the vis process? (For Counter Strike 1.6)




Remember this game is from 1999 , So make everything nice and neat and apply Clip texture to those faces that arent seen in game to render faster and compile with less time
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SRAW said:
POST THE FABULOUS LOG

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Wow.. this is really nice superjer , great map!
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SuperJer said:
Do you have the "Start Silent" flag checked?

I don't remember enough about ambient_generic -- can you post all the settings you have on it?

Also, if it is toggleable, you can workaround the problem by triggering it off shortly after the start of the round, using:

- a round-start trigger, like the closing door trick, targetting:
- a trigger_relay with a short delay and a triggerstate=0, targetting:
- your ambient_generic.

At least I think that should work...



Yes it's on start silent .. later I'm gonna try these settings you said and hopefully it works
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SuperJer said:
Like SRAW said.

But also, what entity(ies) are you using? And in what game exactly?

Whatever you are using, make sure it has a targetname.




im using ambient_generic , and using a func_button to trigger it to play ... when I hit the button the song will play .... but the problem is it will automatically play when the next round starts
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The problem I'm having is simple , but yet hard for me to understand .... I've worked with making the sounds play in the map , but everytime a new round starts the song will play auto and im tryin to make it start silent every round///
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I like it , but I just dont understand where to go lol
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Sick vid


Real big fan of the Gt series
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Sick vid


Still today this is the best song ever , and brings back memories of my childhood lol
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MGS1 is still the best one they ever made for PSX , I still got my original copy of it..
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Outcast said:
So the message is trying to say that i should make a clip brush that is visible?Shit doesn't make sense ...




map > entity report then go thorugh every one , then click go to look for the bad entity and delete it . have fun!
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TylerStroud said:
Im the singer in this video. Ha! This was from 2006. I was a pretty bad musician! I was 18 or something and in this Rusty in Places clan! Was just trying to find this video and this is the only place that still has it hosted.

If you want to see any of my newer stuff (not video game related!) its www.youtube.com/caboosetm88

Hearing you guys slag me off is actually kinda funny! :D



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SuperJer said:
Since when do models show up in Hammer?


they said in hammer 3.5 you was able to view models ....
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rather use flowmaster ,,
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help me assholes...
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Can someone tell me why my models aint showing in hammer/

im think im using the right fgd file
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phoenix_r said:
We really need to do one of those videos...



OK! we will all meet at superjers house and make a harlem shake superjer forums style , since it's phoenixs idea he will donate the money for everyone to get there....
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why does it keep switching sides ???
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upload the rmf file please and ill take a look...
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michaelhn said:
Mate de Vita said:
Simply remove the hlrad line from your .bat file.
Hlrad is the tool that calculates the lighting of the map.

do i still need to put light entity?



lol
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SuperJer said:
HAPPY SPRINKLES?



damn.
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I always make the same mistake until i realized that there was a forum button to the right...

Durr!
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buq25 said:
fedex _ said:
This looks real nice dude , add some tv lines in there but make them real light so they can be hardly seen!!

Thanks! I Googled TV lines, is it a patten-overlay of vertical black pixels? I did it and it looks a bit better.

My friends say that the mountains in the backgrounds looks like tents. eugh. how fix?



SWEET!! looks real good , try also with the vertical tv lines i think u make it by 4 pixels by 4 pixels and go down vertical


the mountains do look like tents , i would add more detail to those mountains with some rocky color or make the tips bigger
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buq25 said:
phoenix_r said:
403 Forbidden

The picture? Guess bayimg doesn't work then.

Reuploaded here:

Hmm, this version seems a lot darker for some reason...



This looks real nice dude , add some tv lines in there but make them real light so they can be hardly seen!!
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sprinkles said:
fedex _ said:
sprinkles said:
I want this to be very clear.

Fuck Fords.


Umm my truck is a chevy lmao


You happy its not a ford?

I'll take pictures of my car today.

I'll make sure I get good pics of the engine falling apart.



I dont like ford trucks , my silverado is great
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sprinkles said:
I want this to be very clear.

Fuck Fords.


Umm my truck is a chevy lmao
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phoenix_r said:
Those games were fun!


Was fun games on the Playstation , I remember buying those and taking forever to fucking beat , NOT INTERESTED ANYMORE BUT IT WAS FUN
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Doesn't matter if you do a func_wall or just making the brush and leaving it like that , if your using zhlt to compile it won't lag just might add more time to compile
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Outcast said:
You got a nice ride Brandon.


Thank You ,
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My Sub







My Amp






Side Of My Truck , I kno needs work and paint job





My Radio Hot Isn't It?
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SuperJer said:
Poll: is this pre-trucking for photo dissemination welcomed or unwelcomed?



why not its general chat so why dont we post pics of our cars?
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Later I will upload pics of my truck and my sound system that I just got done installing with my dad , stay tuned for pictures
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walloon said:
Wow im gay i like niggers and so much other shit that i wanna say i dont wanna die cause i will miss all the niggers fucking



......?
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aaronjer said:
SJ now longer has a physical form, he can't.



now longer ? or no longer
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Kelli said:
I am not only proud, but I think you've finally attained cochise by not playing that awful game two days in a row.

I can't attain cochise because Thunder God Maiden Arycelle (Aloser) won't stop diving in front of every Finishing Move being carried out on the battlefield at the beginning of Chapter 2. The only person I loathe more than her right now is myself for trying to keep her alive so I can recruit her later.



Whats this have to do with the mobile version kelli??
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SRAW said:



If this is a atheist forum ,,, not intreseted ty
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I rather listen to Wham! instead of Iron & Wine...


Sick vid
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michaelhn said:
set the target of the frame(cherrios), then set the name of the glass(cherrios) right?

not working..

the door frame still opened first, after the frame opened soon followed by the glass...

i think the trigger run after the frame opened not when the frame opened



did you group the glass and frame together?
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through the whole video i kept staring at that big tooth lol
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Woo another tower game I find these very fun,,
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So this is how trucks started??

And I don't know how far more back I can go , but this is good enough

lol




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SuperJer said:
I'm working now, but I am about to be playing Skyrim...

I also want a mobile version. So it might actually happen. I doubt it will be too much work, anyway. Just needs a few CSS tweaks.



COOL BEANS
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Well since all of us are over are age we all have cell phones I asume,, I always go on the forums on my iPhone more then my laptop .. So superjer wouldn't you consider on making a mobile version of the forum to be viewed better??
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Since no one else did this , I figured to make the truck for ya's

Merry Christmas And Happy New Year

basterds
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its cloud system
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SRAW said:
Use the entity "func_animal"



lol
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michaelhn said:
can u explain the details..?
whats the different my "a lot of pole" with handrail?



Ok a handrail is a long metal bar that starts from beginning to end and a couple of poles that connect to it...


Your "a lot of pole" is still not gonna change if u keep the same amount that you have its gonna take forever to compile still...

So basically your fucked with all those poles and this is gonna be the last reply for me theres nothing else i can explain to you
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michaelhn said:
then how many pole that i can create in one map?



why dont u just make a hand rail???

and remove some here n there and see how long it takes to compile
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You really have mostly two options on this ,,,

1. Delete alot of poles

2. Make them all a func_wall ,

the reason why its taking so long to compile is that your using more cuts a more leafs being in use and theres a shit load of those little poles through the whole stairway of course it's gonna take forever to compile .....

so do an option as i've shown above or delete all the poles and make a hand rail instead
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LIKE I SAID THE LINK UPTOP U DONT NEED TO SIGN IN TO USE IT
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SRAW said:
Well mr smarty pants, I asked for which older version of it..



the one posted before , dont have to sign up just download it :)
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this is gonna go in the shitty dump truck lmao
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Im lost for words........


wtf was that

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phoenix_r said:
Trickery. What's your steam? Let's be cybr0s!

GgNoRe, avatar is kamiCosby



Cant find you so many people using same name lol

add me Branndonn #Gucci
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phoenix_r said:
y no GO?



I have it lol look closely
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I got lots of good deals this is my gamelist

Click Me
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then god knows what u did . my suggestion start new...
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michaelhn said:
i deleted it, i make a new one, but i can walk through it.....


Didn't you say you don't wanna walk through it?

If you can't walk through it no more your problem is fixed...
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michaelhn said:
do u mean delete the whole room with walls?
i'm sorry i so silly, but can u can explain what is vis group, and how to delete it




Just delete the gate in the room and the wall behind it don't delete the whole room , and VIS groups are when you combined all the walls together , the circle that you made you combined it woulda been better if you just made the circle then alined them together with the vertex tool then make them all a func_wall


See Pic Below...



Where it's highlighted in red delete and redo.. WAALAAA your easy problem was fixed
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Delete the gate and the other wall behind it and remake it , and stop using vis groups
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sprinkles said:
Everyone knows 'aaatrigger' makes walls invisible, its a special texture.




yea i kno that , but i dont understand his problem ,
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I dont see anything wrong , upload the bsp for me ////

and also if this is just a wall why is it a aatrigger
with a shit load of VIS groups
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nerds
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I don't understand , you made a wall then compiled now you can walk through the wall.... hmmm????? upload .rmf i can check it out for you


Sraw your dumb


if you want a wooden texture just open you textures and type wood
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Ok , I found your problem pretty easily....


All the walls are one unit wide , make them 8 units in width so you wont have that problem no more ,, do it for every wall you made with the brick texture

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I was wondering how to make lights dimmer so they wont be that bright , and also if you ever seen some maps there is the texture showing that fades into black ,
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Well having though over time , i hate my user name on the forum is there a way to change it? If so superjer or arronjer I wanna change it to branndonn
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its bad mmkay
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the_cloud_system said:
first gay dick-taster.

oh my.

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Its pretty good but theres one problem ,, set your max view distance to 9999 i think it was , cause its kinda laggy for me
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What?
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Outcast said:
You: hi

Stranger: helllo

You: 'sup

Stranger: asl?

You: sup

Stranger: ma dick

You: is in your ass?

You have disconnected.

------------------------------------------------

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: n00b

Stranger: asl

You: your mom = shit

You have disconnected.




-----------------------------------------------------------


You: is in your ass?


You: your mom = shit

You have disconnected.

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superjer said:
That's pretty good for a first post. Keep it up and you could be just like us someday!




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Rockbomb said:
Ah, I think this is what you're looking for: Linkity



u suck lol
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I kno about trigger multiple but i dont think thats gonna work i want 4 parts to explode then the bottom to be a broken part but be able to walk on there
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Ok I am trying to construct a building that would collapse when button is push.. but im trying to make it like this....



they are stacked up four times or 5 and they explode
one by one until it reaches the bottom and make like
a broken building whats left , just like on Duke 3d

But how can i set an entity to make each one break on one button push///
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thats funny . reminds me of adventure time lmao
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Try burning your dvd at x2 , remember burning slower will make dvd more reliable
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SRAW said:
But MOBA is a LoL invented word, so I refuse to use it. Can't we just call them multiplayer rpg's?




No....




Fuck No.
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Down Rodeo said:
I really rather suspect that the google is your friend. Do you ever try it?



yes i did but no luck , thx anyways superjer it worked
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Any one help please....
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I just wanna make when you hit the button a sound will play but I forgot how to set the button to the ambient_generic so can someone help me with this ... REPLY FAST PLZ my internet acts really weird cuts off and on
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I found out the problem , I didn't set the sprite correctly so while vhe was opened you can see the sprite unless you fix the the name of it sprite/smoke.spr blah , the problem was that there was another sprite that was just sitting there and I deleted it and map runs perfectly
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http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/826/huhz.jpg/


Hmm I never seen this error before the map compiled perfect without any errors , but when I load the map this error pops up .. anybody know what this error is?
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sin said:
I didn't fully understand but this is how you measure the units in the map:




Ok I understand now i was using the 64 instead of 704
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the best one with tyler and them lol
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Thx dude it worked
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Umm how you make the a wall invisible and a ladder for the blue to be invisible ???
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Ok I finished my map and I really need someone to make me a wad from wally saying www.superjer.com cause superjer is awesome and I don't know how to work with wally..


And if someone can make it nice not sloppy or superjer would get mad
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well im trying to just use the select tool to measure out the units and i measured it at 250 from the right box on top , so should i use the block tool to measure out the units?
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When i download it i cant open it , so to fix that save the .rmf and use winrar wizard to create a archive and then upload it
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I fixed It nvm
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Ok someone tell me why my map is lagging , at first it was running normal then BAM somthing made it lag... bummer

http://www.sendspace.com/file/rjdb66
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Um , I started your map and theres nothing there.... Its just a big black room and all your doing is falling...

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I measured on the grid to 250 units but in game play its smaller then 250 i can easily make it , how i measure the actual units in hammer..
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Visit www.slendergame.com and download it and play it..

This game is kinda creepy got me scared a little so play it and record yourself playing it then post it here !!
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phoenix_r said:
or even better, DICKS. God I love eating Dick's.




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how many wads do you have in your list?
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melloyellow582 said:
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.


Guys, come on, that was funny.



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If you haven't went yet to best buy , go NOW!

Call Of Duty Black Ops is on sale for only 6 dollars WOW!

theres some thing going on with the game its for 39.99 with an additional 80% off

so like 6.40 with tax
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SRAW said:
Press continue on the picture?



the thing is i had a back up email and the problem was that my reset email was eathlink back then , and that email is no good...
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True , I dont know how it happened one day i was messing on the pc and i wanted to check my email wich i hardly do and i sign in and it says EMAIL BLOCKED for various reasons... I use hotmail ..

Basically im fucked cause everything i use even here i use the same email address , now the problem is steam. i got another pc and steam decided to use there verification bs and i can access my email SO...

how can i try to talk to hotmail team so they unblock my email cause this is really retarded and i dont feel like buying another cs and all the other games ,,
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Rockbomb said:
Btw, where you movin' to, Cloudy? Colorado? :D



Arent you in Colorado Springs?

reason asking i im denver for some buisness and i hate it here.
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kamuzai said:
i tried whta you did fedex before but when grouping the brushes it just makes the entire door transparent.



Sorry then I don't know
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California playa!
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I would do this instead just make my own door , make the cut outs for the windows apply the window texture then combine everything and set it as a func_door


But theres the right way which I don't know srry
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aaronjer said:
FEDEX HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MOLLY I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HER SHE'S A BAD SEED


Sorry lol
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Outcast said:


Yep, I use camera effects !



Cool me too lol
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Down Rodeo said:
i had a dream a couple of nights ago where my mother and sister were playing minecraft. Odd.


I would laugh if I saw that
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Will upload pics soon , maybe on April 14
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Yes it's finally here I can't wait to go , wondering if you guys gonna watch?
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Ooo "Extreme 105"
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I don't know exactly whats wrong here i dont see any errors in the compile log upload your map and me or someone will check it out for you.
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sven_hassen said:
wait, how did you do that?
can you explain in details?



Post your compile log ,,,
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Post the compile log and will go from there.
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What.........The..........Fuck


Was That.
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FallingShit said:
P.S. I'M BACK BEOTCHES!



envn thgouh i spleing worng you gyus will undresatnd ...


But beotches???
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did you say eww or hell yeah,
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You trying to delete a map that comes with Cs or a user made map.?

and dont mind sraw hes retarded
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http://games.toptenreviews.com/list_ranking_pc_1990.htm

here this is what i can find for you ...

check all this list from the years you want
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Not a really huge fan of star wars but , my favorite one was Episode I
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Sick vid


Yes dubstep , but this song is fucking awesome
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sprinkles said:
I remember this dream where I killed sraw.




tell us more about this dream..
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its like the bird is a magical godess and you are saying to the bird

Yes I arrived .

Then the bird says

BOW TO ME ..

then you

your wish is my command oh great one
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Ok , settings worked now i gotta get my ass going on this map .

sprinkles in about a week or 2 you need to finish it and add your self in the credits MMMMMk
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well u need pictures of you, and second the ginger thing is funny..
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thats funny ,

heres another good one like urs





Fixed.
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Here to say Sorry for all the dumb shit post that I made ,


superjer and arronjer have major respect for u's

phoenix_r no disrespect to ya ok ,

and please can i get a name change PLEASE

i want it to be Branndonn
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Ok , 1 year later I am almost done with the map that I was suppose to give to sprinkles to help me on , which I am still gonna do , but this mario castle is kicking me in the ass , my side is I say about 35% done , once I hit 50% sprinkles must use his magic to finish the other 50%... But , I am having a problem ......

The bhop blocks are working perfectly , BUT one of them goes down but doesn't come up....

and i copy and paste all of them , but this one fucking block doesn't wanna come up , so I need to remake the block <--- That's my problem....

How I make a bhop block again...

I remember func_door . Pitch something down

and blah blah blah I forgot/
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they are almost a perfect set.
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Well it's happening ......



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http://tosh.comedycentral.com/segments/web-redemption/web-redemption---face-bumper-smash

no hes not dead , and his face is normal....


about time i found out if he was dead or alive ...
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we will all find out on the 24th , hope it doesnt pass
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Well if it passes RIP Internet.....


Since these companies want to stop piracy so badly there trying everyhing in there power to shut it down , but it will never happen

EDIT::::


I heard my uncle say that they postponed the bill and dont know when it will really happen,,
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just apply your custom texture to the ground , then make the trigger when walked on to play your sound
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im think make a custom sound for the texture , then on top of the texture make a very super duper thin trigger texture ...

then trigger it when you walk on it to make that sound ,

just guessing here,
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i believe there manually set the sound for you...

Like if you put snow texture you will get snow foot steps .

Dirt , you'll get dirt foot steps ..

so i think there no need to mess around with setting
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NatureJay said:
I haven't played any of those games in a long time! Get out of here!




OK OK i will stay out of your dreams
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NatureJay said:
i check behind me and see the older, burly man. thwoing the cable at him produces no effect,


Too much Pokemon




NatureJay said:
I had another dream last night where I was playing a game that alternated between 2-D and 3-D and the main character was a skeleton with a variety of guns..



To Much Doom Or Duke Nukem
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Down Rodeo said:
Superman Longjohns.


Silvers?
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THANKTNTHOJOUOUAOJFKENGTKNEKFNOENWFO


THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH


really thx dude it worked
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My dads shitty ass toshiba laptop has a little problem ..

my dad likes to play somtimes Plants vs Aliens and chuzzle

since he likes to play them , theres one problem

IT RUNS LIKE SHIT .

Reason why : because the ati drivers dont wanna work

it keeps on poping up , Control Catalyst Center

Hos Application Stopped Working

any suggestions ???
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it should connect since there is a bluetooth on the pc and eveything

keep searching there is a way
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why were you searching for best login screen ever.
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Down Rodeo said:
ANYWAY. I said we shouldn't talk about this and that Aaronjer should post more pictures, but you guys drew me in with your wily natures. Merry fucking Christmas.




well you will get them soon ,
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this post is definitely going in junk , lol
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aaronjer said:
Dirty injuns aren't worth the penis of a white man. They deserve no more than a rusty spear!


umm yea or wait ,,,, no aaron no
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wt......
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SRAW said:
While every great rpg game starts off with character design and not the programming or storyline, do you mind giving us a little progress on your shit so far ?



It's a secret
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my laptop broke , dont know how ... i guess shitty hp

anyways to the point , is there a way to take all my crap off my laptop hard drive and put it on a flash drive ... I have a bunch of goodies in there and i cant loose the info on there , any suggestions ????
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the_cloud_system said:




still mad about that iq , after 3 years it finally hit you,
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you read weird things my friend
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ewww wow....
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GJ , your this far away from being bob vila lol
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Is today yay
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aaronjer said:
Two <3's are better than one?


Stacy q lol
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so all this time your name was Jer ,,,,,,


cool
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I seen this before lol still makes me laugh
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Why u just didn't post in the hammer help section
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Cool
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Kicked that guy pretty good
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try adding light environment and maybe it might help you . i had the same problem with skybox working but all the textures black
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superjer said:
Um. Duke Nukem 3D was the third game in the series.


yea i know that but who plays the shitty 1 n 2 version

i hate side scrollers
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superjer said:
I've played it some more and it actually gets better.

The first 2 hours are awful. But I got to the alien-hive in the Duke Dome and, although it still isn't great, at least it has some atmosphere. It's really slimy and gross. And the boss fight is OK.

I'm in the Duke Burger now, and it's somewhat fun. The shrunken-in-the-kitchen bit is pretty good.

Overall it's awful, but you can tell the original concept was alright and it could have been pretty good.



Remember u can never beat the classics versions , I don't know why it's like that
Every game that I played the first was always better then the second just like bioshock
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i played duke nukem forever demo , duke nukem 3d is still my favorite all time , i had it since PC , then on ps1 , then on xbox 360 arcade

duke rocks thats all

and damn u have alot of steam games
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Did u make a info_player_start and atleast one light

If not MAKE 1
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armenia said:
Dear onurmert06,

I would try to help you, but since you're turkish, I won't.



I have a felling that it's u onurmert06

Funny how some weird guy makes an account
and knows that ur turkish hmm..

but w/e , if it was u thats really dumb what u or some 1 did

And for your map , there's alot of possibilitys
like make a MAZE or a trampoline
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the_cloud_system said:
i were a eye patch when im naked




i guess so , wait hell no
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aaronjer said:
Are the bees okay?



Yea until they sting u I hate them
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thx killer , its much better too , but i miss old days of outlook but try somthin new now
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buq25 said:
13 CT 5 T?


ha
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Well , I haven't used Microsoft's Outlook in a long ass time....

I forgot how to set it up with hotmail , anybody know how to set it up cause I hate going on hotmail.com it's too slow
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well my pc has no sound working atm ,,, but i guessing rebacca black is still good ??
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3D_computer_graphics_software


browse through there and see if u can find it,

in other cases that screen shot sucks ass , and there too many programs to say ,

so in other words my friend

good luck searchin
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ITS BACK ON EVERYWHERE YES!!
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makes no sense
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Well , Rockbomb should know about this since hes on my friends list on psn....


A 18 year old guy hacked into the mother fucking playstation network
and its been down for about 2 weeks I think , and nobody knows when it's gonna be back on , but I wanna play the new mortal kombat online but I can't due to playstations shity ass network ,

I can't believe a billion dollar company gets hacked into...
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When You See It..... Well You Guys Know lol
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nectar said:
well, i download wally, and it doesnt opens... dunno why. it appears the screen of the guy sitting a nd then nothing, it is in the small toolbar but doesnt open...



what version of windows you have?
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bAI SPRINKLES for awhile , ur my buddy
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the_cloud_system said:
zombey?



no its u cloud u look like this on tuesday
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black ops shouldnt be on mlg its a easy game there is no skill to it
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cloud_the_system said:
OMG

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aaronjer said:
Oh no, not you again...


kiss my ass
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Hi every 1
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i dont want to do this but fuck u anyways


http://support.microsoft.com/kb/310543
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Nevada BABY
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Rockbomb said:



thats funny
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SRAW said:
get lost fucktard




hey sraw eat my cock
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SolidKAYOS said:
But your comp isnt as bad as mine?



im using a laptop , my laptop dont even have a graphic card lol

you should be able to play it , put everything low
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Sick vid
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Sick vid



hmm , i can play it look at my youtube vid cause i recored it with fraps and it was playing good for me , or try putting everything low even distance view set it all low
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:
Rockbomb said:
Mate de Vita said:
Rockbomb said:
I eat burgers only. 14x pounds, 9% body fat...
Edit: Also I don't exercise at all, and just sit in a chair all day.

Are you 3'10''?

5'8"


So like... just making sure, you don't look anything like this right?


ha
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nectar said:
This is the second time i made a map and the floor is endless, when i enter the map it appear like theres no floor, it just falls down and never stops, can anyone help me?



umm , my guess would be to put a invis block underneath your map so when you fall you hit the invis block , there for your player will die
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why dont u just make one


it dont seem that are hard to make it , instead of going through all the shit ,

then when u build the lamp put a light entity and group the whole thing and copy more if need them

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Rockbomb said:
COD: Black Ops
Assassins Creed: Brotherhood
Tekken 6
Parts for my truck (ended up quadrupling my gas milage, woot woot)

Edit: All three games I listed are for my PS3, my ign is terridax_, you should add me






thats ur psn rockbomb?//


mine is branndonn add me
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I got a ps3 . what about you guys
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Sick vid







Sick vid
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did the crab die/
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WASTE OF MONEY
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1 byte=8 bits
1 kilobyte(kb)=1024 bytes
1 megabyte(mb)=1024 kilobytes or ~1,000,000 bytes
1 gigabyte(gb)=1024 megabytes or~1,000,000,000 bytes
1 TERABYTE (TB)= 1024 gigabutes or ~1,000,000,000,000 bytes
1 petabyte (pb)=1024 terabytes or~1,000,000,000,000,000 bytes


got this from a website maybe will help you
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Down Rodeo said:
I miss days, sometimes. Though not often.

Isn't this like your third trade thread? How did the others go for you?




YES but they all failed
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nob491 said:
how i make zm maps?
like get zm textures
and how i know how big i make things?



1. Google it my friend , or Fps Banana






2. At the bottom on the right you should see units
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Mate de Vita said:
fedex _ said:
ONLY GONNA TRADE WITH PEOPLE I KNOW , If i don't know you too bad ,

And you actually know anyone on this forum?




like known user on everyday
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Lets See What Funny Ones You Guys Can Find






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i like 1.6 better
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Css For 1.6

Or i will trade a Call Of Duty MW2 For 1.6


my friend gave me a mw2 account but u need to play it on russian lang for some strange reason


ONLY GONNA TRADE WITH PEOPLE I KNOW , If i don't know you too bad ,
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the_cloud_system said:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/use-one-keyboard-and-one-mouse-for-multiple-computers-pc-only/


i have a question, if i make my labtop the master and my desktop,slave.
can i use the desktops ram, graphics,and other stuff for my labtop?




i dont think so/
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sprinkles said:
aaronjer said:
And Jake?!. Seriously. Get on the superjer.com vent server around 4PM-2AM and I'll very likely be on, and then we can play Dota. Not playing Dota is a crime.

Superjer has a vent?



sprinkles...........................................
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....................................................................

................
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what is SSH?
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Super Jer are you gonna put it on SDA?


or just leave it on youtube
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the_cloud_system said:
i got mad at my desktop computer. i only have 40 gigs to it and i had 4 free gigs left.
i wanted to play steam on there and there was simple no space left on the disk so... i just wrecked my desktop, moved pictures to my laptop and a shit tone of stuff but, yah... i cleaned 30 gigs out
i didn't wanna crash it and do all the updates
thought you would wana know that >_>

is it healthy for the computer to lose that much and stuff?



the best way to make it faster , but make sure you didnt delete any windows shit
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Down Rodeo said:
Yes, you were quoting him, but why? They're the same guy, you know.



yea but it feels better to release anger on the new user name
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cloud_the_system said:
staline!!!!!!




another one ?
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Down Rodeo said:
What?



system_the_cloud



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Rockbomb said:
SRAW said:
Why don't you get a Führerstache?

Because noone would ever hire me... otherwise I would, for teh lulz.


Also DR, that stache IS a baby step... one of these days imma work my way up to this badboy:



looks like a pair of balls lol
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sprinkles said:
I decided to go with the project64 emulator so I can change the controls. I noticed if you don't limit the fps the game plays at hyper-speed!



to play it the best way go buy a xbox 360 controller and set the keys thats how i play Mario 64
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system_cloud_the said:
Most people would like to think that there are people in the world that have a right mind to use the internet, Google maps, the news,

The examination of censorship in America suggests that censorship protects children even if the first amendment is used recklessly. People protest that the first amendment is what the united states of America is founded on and what makes us free. Other people explain that censorship will corrupt our kids if we do not stop things as things are with violent video games. What I think is that when I go on the internet I want to see the truth, things that I want to see and not lines of black on my texts not a white page that says “your organization has blocked this website”.




whatever wannabe
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Rockbomb said:
SRAW said:
Damn, I hoped sprinkles wouldn't have made it out alive

You know, I normally find your trolling somewhat funny, but thats just fucked up. Sprinkles really could have died, and not only that, but he was courageous enough to put himself back in harms way to make sure his family was safe. I don't care weather you're joking or not, fuck you




....... nothing to say ,


well thank god you and your family is O.K
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nob491 said:
i want to make map and i want to make circles and spikes and how i make them
help me plz




when you select your block tool , there should be a option menu to the right and click and should be able to select shapes
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SpiKe' said:
Ha ha ha! Sprinkles you say awp is for pussies huh? Now i realize that im a noob good CALL!

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where the fuck do u find this shit
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Mellers Of Yellers


idk its hard to make a good name
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not sure maybe here will give you what your looking for


http://www.fpsbanana.com/
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Runetribe said:
SOME ONE MAKE A FUCKIN ENTITIES TUTORIAL





could of just say it like that
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sprinkles said:
Get some male strippers WOOHOO



User



just browsing around and seen this
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stupid.
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sprinkles said:
Did you get any Euro pussy?





from my american gf yes but no euro
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yes i return again to superjer , i had no internet during my stupid ass family travels and my laptop charger broke so , i got a new one and i am stealing my next door neighbors internet so YEAH , im back again again and agin
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Funny
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netflix was good for me until i stopped using it ,
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the_cloud_system said:
SOTP FKUCNGI WTIH YM HDEA!



OHH NOO!!!
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lol i didnt even have to take time to make sure it was right , i read the whole thing
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jrkookid said:
1) He's talking about my post.
2) Why do you always leave 3-5 extra spaces before saying what you have to say?







cuz i want to
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sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
We could pull a Viacom and ask Youtube for everyone's IPs. Hah.

Reference?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he's referring to when Viacom asked Youtube for everyone's IPs.


STFU Sraw.



FTSU
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Rockbomb said:
DUMB!




i say that cause the video got blocked...
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buq25 said:
Reset didn't work.

I don't know if it's LCD or CRT, magnet did nothing, probably LCD and it's a new screen so even more certain it's an LCD.

Buy a new one? , I don't want to spend another 300$, especially since I was planning on replacing the other screen that's broken to the point that you can't move it without the screen part falling down. There might be a chance you can repair it for less if I'm lucky, still maybe 250$ but I'm greedy enough to try.

Magnet did nothing, probably LCD as Cloudy said.



YOU BROKE IT LOL , when lcd change colors that means there damaged
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instead try this lol , it worked for once before..



Use a strong magnet , and go around the glass with it , and see what happens
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the_cloud_system said:
fedex _ said:
yes im gay





u suck lol
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you can try with the setting buttons on the screen to reset it , like it will flicker and you will hear the noise how it resets , if not that you need a new screen maybe
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the_cloud_system said:
jrkookid said:
the_cloud_system said:
yes im gay





there ya go
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Down Rodeo said:
Epic fial.



and you laugh at me...


lol
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Master of the nom nom nom////
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sprinkles said:
Its like vent, but better.

http://teamspeak.com/



ventrillo has much better voice quality then shitty ass team speak.

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This Will Be The Last One I Make ,,,,,,,,,



I am willing to trade a CS:S CD key Witch Is Still Good Never Been Used For , CS 1.6


Here is a pic to prove I aint fucking lien either




and i wont fuck nobody over , i been here for awhile and i aint a fucking thief either , but i wanna do it with someone i can trust too , cause you guys can just recover the account and i am stuck with shit,..
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Down Rodeo said:
fedex _ said:
rockbomb thats gay man , i dont know what u see in this gay video

You bring joy into my life because I can laugh at your constant misunderstanding.




There's nothing wrong with my EdJUmaCation , .......


is there?
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Down Rodeo said:
So you're not trying to pay Steam through Paypal? I don't understand. Or have you linked this gift card to Paypal? And exactly what happens when you try to pay?



declines it , dunno why .
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sprinkles said:
jrkookid said:
Down Rodeo said:
SO CONTACT STEAM SUPPORT





I DID DUMBASSES , they want some other shit and its a FUCKING GIFT CARD FROM VISA
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Rockbomb said:
fedex _ said:
sell it on ebay lol

What?
I'm trying to buy a domain, not sell one



OHHH lol i thought thats what u ment ,


ummm the most i will pay is up to 10 - 15 bucks on a good domain


or try godaddy lol
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rockbomb thats gay man , i dont know what u see in this gay video
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sell it on ebay lol
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Down Rodeo said:
You should contact Steam support, they can help with payment issues. From Superjer's point of view, if you can't pay Steam through Paypal then you might not be able to pay him.


i can pay him with paypal , but its not goind through steam . dunno why . i bought somthing online at it worked , but steam is just acting like a mother fucker with me
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the_cloud_system said:
im the best god damn cloud you will ever meet, and your name is int better




Ladies ladies ladies , let's take it easy lol
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For some reason it ain't working...
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Ok , since I cannot use a prepaid credit card on shitty ass steam ,

I was wondering superjer if you can buy cs for me and make an account for me , I can send you the money through via paypal .

If that's ok with you.....


You can hold the account until you receive the money and I ain't gonna screw you over or break your balls in anyway ,

So superjer ,,,,,,,,,, Can you do this for me???


AND NO I AINT GONNA FORCE HIM TO DO IT , ITS HIS DECISION

IAM OK WITH A YES OR NO ,
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aaronjer said:
Actually it was me. I went to far this time. I am so banned.



dumbass
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what superjer said
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the best one is ,


that creature from Bust A Move , Vs , Heat Man
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superjer lock this truck ,
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sprinkles said:
No, because if you read the post, you would've seen that I have a Web Master position available.



I seen all of those post that everyone did , sprinkles buddy , lol


I CAN FUCKIN WATCH THAT DEMO DUE TO THE FACT MY CS ACCOUNT IS DISABLED UPLOAD IT TO UTUBE AND EDIT PLEASE , i wanna see this
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the_cloud_system said:
what the fuck....english? err wha?



u ass
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Nvm i deleted all those files and restarted from scratch , and see what happens next , i will repost here if I get the same problem again.
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I will when I get home
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Killer-Duck said:
Are all four compile tools running properly, no errors?



it compiled but it still runs like shit
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i havent been mapping in awhile but i got the urge to do a map ,

but when i compiled it , it was laging very bad , any suggestions to fix that??
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well its hard to answer this one , i know what you are talking about


instead of trying to make it fancy just go the easiest way lol

extend the spikes and dont make it move , and place a trigger_hurt

on top and just make it like that , but someone else will have

to answer this one if you want it the way you want...
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i dont know about this movie , never heard of it
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this is my GS on xbox


14,185

my gt : sick2quick
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do the same with the spike trap you made ,

set the trigger_hurt with func_train and set it where to go and go back
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THANK YOU SO MUCH buq25
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Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
whoops.

not quite... missing one column of pixels.

Edit:fedex if you want the one of tom I was using, feel free to change it to your post color and use it. I made it for kayos and he didn't want it.



i want jerry can u make me one
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Rockbomb said:
Well, your on the right track xD



ok i want jerry but why it looks like this , rockbomb please make it for me PLEASE
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i guess i found out on my own ,


but it looks like shit
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jrkookid said:
Chrome is pretty good, for me at least, it doesn't crash on me like how Firefox did.



i dont like chrome at all
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Rockbomb said:
Down Rodeo said:
Firstly, there is a truck in which it is discussed how to make these signatures.

Secondly, it is not that difficult to work out. I'll give you a hint: it involves transparency.

There is no transparency whatsoever in my sig



then kiss my ass ,,,, lol
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Rockbomb said:
the_cloud_system said:
where have you bin?

He posted a thread not too long ago saying he was leaving.


Wb fedex. Btw, all the cool people have stuff popping out of the side of their signature now, its the new rage. You'll have to figure it out on your own though ;)



ROCK BOMB dont be an ass please tell me how you do that ,


PLEASE Please please
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the_cloud_system said:
where have you bin?



around,,,,,
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molkman said:
Facebook is so 2000 and late. Hip now is not-facebook.



how the fuck u get a pic at the side of your post u nigger
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aaronjer said:
Don't worry, Fedex, I'm uploading a video of it and it's inner workings right now.



lmao
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aaronjer said:
I've never met a prostitute, and my dick is average sized, maybe slightly smaller than average.






wtf .... nobody really wants to know your dick size
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oww!!
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theres only one song i like from metallica , it sounds like a real serious song from like a movie or somthin but i forgot the name
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i dont like this kid , hes bringing gayness on the forum


alot of dicks , come on , joke or no joke thats pretty gay man
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harrpy birthday
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SRAW said:
I'm willing to trade a bf1942(only game I actually have a legit key) legit cd key (banned on moongamers for calling the admin a fucker) for anything



i have that game , just never play it
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cs 1.6 i need
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Only people on this forum that are long time users



PORTAL FOR CS


OR


CALL OF DUTY MW2 For pc.
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i have no name , why is my avatar soo big .


wtf sraw
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Sick vid



This is the truth behind the video of the black guy dancing with the chicken .....
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ok i had this weird ass dream that all these people where following me for no reason and i all looked at them and said why are all you people are following me , am i someone famous or a ghost please tell me , they just stood there and are not answering me , so i walk in to this place and i see all the people are just standing there behind this gate and not daring to come past it . so i walk in this place and ask this man that was siting down on a chair and he seen me and said , your not like one of them. and i asked this weird man what do you mean , he said these people are like zombies they deal with only each other , and dont bother talkin to outsiders . and i said to him so then why you are the only one talkin to me . he says cause i aint like one of them . i threaten all of them and said if you dare come past this gate i will kill all of yous , and they all walked away from my house , so i was just payin attention to this man , and then i asked him how can i get back home , he asked me where do you come from. i told him california . he tells me well get used to this town , cause once your here you can never leave , just like me the man told me . and i started to freak out and asked him why i cannot leave here i need to go back home to my family and friends . he said look what happend to me , u think i want to live here , i cannot leave for no money in the world , i been stuck in this god forsaken town for 35 years and i cannot leave . so then i calmed down and kept talkin to this man , then i asked him why we cannot leave , he says ........ and that when i woked up and kept tellin my self what kinda fucked up dream was that...
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ohh and i accidently shot you deer brother



lmao
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HoV Black said:
yeah fedex pretty much but also the ct and t have 2 different teleport destinations







set them as the same name destination and try that out...
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HoV Black said:
no i want it to trigger the t to be teleported by the ct teleporting himself



so u are tryin to say that when the ct teleports u want the t to go as well too?
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Rockbomb said:
I just had kinda a strange dream. I got hired as an assassin. Then for whatever reason I was at my old elementary school opening the door for anyone that was going through. Then I went back to being an assassin, and I killed like 5 people. I didn't know who they were, and when I found out, it turns out that one of them was this girl that I like. So then I was loading the bodies into the back of this guys truck (with the help of my dad and his friend) and two people saw us, so I had to kill them. Then I had to kill my dad and his friend. And I started driving the truck away, and thats when I woke up





weird . but intresting.
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when you make a teleport for CT you need to give it a path name


like func_teleport and them CRTL-Enter i believe thats it and set it to ummm A or somthin


then where you have teleport_destination <---- correct me if im wrong put the name also A or somtin from the teleport where you want CT's to go , also do the same for T but different NAMES
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stupid , one word
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Rockbomb said:



dont be a smart ass
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SRAW said:
You can't make it out cause your too awesome for us



thank you , thank you very much
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hmmmmmm.
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Rockbomb said:



doesnt make sense rock bomb
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aaronjer said:
The man's name was Ray. You were following him over to Euclid's house for a dinner party but he blasted right through the back wall and just kept going!





sometimes some of the dreams you guys get dont make sense ....


like that one time in band camp , a bear came and took the cookies
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SRAW said:
fedex _ said:
jrkookid said:
Since you haven't been online because you didn't have internet and you choose to freeload off your friend now?



yes i do


2 DAYS IN A ROW??



no somtimes i go to a place that has free wifi
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jrkookid said:
Since you haven't been online because you didn't have internet and you choose to freeload off your friend now?



yes i do
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I posted this when I went to my friends house lol
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lol hey guys , i been off for awhile , due to the fact i dont have internet at the moment .... anyways HAI EVERYBODY
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looks like you smoked some weed before making the video , cool bone
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lol rock bomb
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Sushi said:
Ahh, I gave him all files and people still won't let them go in.

They said download stops and they freeze.... But I'm the only one that allows me in. :(

Here is the map. See if anyone can see the problem!

http://www.sendspace.com/file/hvu19y




lol maybe cause its 89mb .
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use google
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yea i make other accounts for other games , cause people hacked my shit before , so i dont trust a single account. and i got vac banned because they thought i was cheating.
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ok since my cs account got vac banned for some gay reason ,


i am willing to trade accounts for a cs game , only if you have an extra account ,


cs for portal


cs for Red orchestra 41-45 good online fps shooter..


i also got modern warfare 2 but offer me somthin for that 1
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SRAW said:
Sushi said:
I forgot what textures I used in my maps.





lol...



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ok go to my youtube and look at my pc playing some games,,,


it runs CSS real well , but cs 1.6 sucks when i run it...


http://www.youtube.com/user/peperz1
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I have a new laptop , since my other laptop got the bsod , i bought a new one , now this one wasnt really cheap , but this was the only good one they had at best buy for the right price..



is there anyway to improve my shit not even a graphics card you can call it


it is an Intel Intergrated Media Accelerator pussy fart

i know fancy name ... anybody know hot to improve this?
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superjer said:
superjer said:
You just have a different FGD file. It doesn't really make a difference.



he was using sdk , now he is using hammer 3.4 lol
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use photoshop
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SolidKAYOS said:
Ill fucking cut you



eat my balls
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you can do that , its easier with making blocks to make your name , but it takes time to make it perfect
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ok i know a little about source mapping , exactly how do you want your door to open?
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sprinkles said:
Or you can do all RB said, but change the render mode to 'additive.'


sprinkles your acting like a son of a bitch lol
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sprinkles said:
Change the pitch to -90?



did that asshole , but its still not working
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ok here is the link to where you might find somthing else


http://www.fpsbanana.com/spraycats/7?vl[order]=downloads&vl[sort]=desc&vl[filters][release]=all&vl[filters][age]=all&vl[filters][rating]=all

cause i searched for you and i cant find the spray you want.
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aaronjer said:
I was hoping we would not see each other again.



well too bad lol
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i think you need glass textures that are very light , and you can see through , and also just set them the func_breakable and set the damage it needs to break , and a if you do set to func_wall they still could break , just gotta set the damage
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Ok , i am making a bhop map - yes again , and i forgot how to make the blocks go down , i remember you set them to a func_door and make them go down , but every time i do that it goes to the right and just moves , anyone remember how to fix this , cause i fuckin forgot
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Down Rodeo said:
He's everywhere! How was your break?



was good , lol
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browsing around fps banana and saw this!!!
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i wont be back online in awhile , so see ya guys
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i changed my mind i guess
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Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:

Boujuo can't be good, its name is French.

lets make more sense

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well then u gotta keep looking
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Down Rodeo said:
Actually, fedex_, I'm pretty sure I understood what he meant, which was what you said. We're not 'tarded.



im just tryin to help this guy , thats


also sushi i found this for you

http://www.fpsbanana.com/tuts/4422

follow what he says
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u guys dont understand what he is tryin to say,,,,



HE NEEDS keycode box TO UNLOCK A DOOR , something like a little box with numbers you select for instance


Quote:
123
456
789





then u can push these buttons with the action button aka E
and u select certain numbers to open a door or whatever he wants a key code for





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open hammer and make a new map lol
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i have the same problem with my old laptop , the processor is no more good lol , when you run on a charger its gonna over heat . when its not plugged in its gonna run perfectly fine
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umm i forgot how to do this , but u need to make a oval and make it long to where you want you tunnel , then i forgot what u call it and carve in the wall and there goes your tunnel
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lmao that looks like a boat
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once you pass those play mega man 8 for the psx that one is really fun . but dont play megaman legends
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sprinkles said:
Decompile the map and find out.



sprinkles ur and asshole
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that never happend to me yet , but i still play mega man x for snes

and yes i still have my snes and bunch of games..
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believe or not i went there , and i never saw those guys
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i know there not the special , but what you have to do to get one


SUPERJER HOW I GET MEDALS
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koo koo
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ok discuss this wannabe
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system_cloud_the said:
LMAO i know its me cloud system i just wanna see if anybody can guess it , xoxoxo



THIS ISNT CLOUD!!!!
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lmao nice video . the editing was not to bad either
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buq25 said:
"Compensation: no pay". This is GREAT. Wonderful! Excellent, marvelous, splendid, magnificent... Delicious?



bump 2 weeks old topic?
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Rockbomb said:
I think the missingno glitch worked on all the first games (red blue yellow).



omg on pokemon red when i had a GB and the red version i used to do that glitch all the time , and get alot of master balls and rare candys . lets see if i remember how to do it... Ummm talk to the guy in the next city above pallet town , where the guy stop you to show you how to catch pokemon , then after talkin to him , just fly to cinebar island , then walk all the way to the right then surf , dont move left or right , just go up and down , and suddenly high level pokemon will appear and then missing no...
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i have twilight princess and i beat the whole thing very great game
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then u gotta try somthing new !!
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
hey dumbass


its Sprinkles's.




lmao
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no lol he is talking about where there is a thank you and its scrolling up as credits like at the end of a movie kind of,
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RibsRizeRainbmo said:
I am not RibsRiseRainbmow. That jerk copied my name and spelled it wrong.



so then are you john hancock?
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skip the engine and the drive shaft part. did you even build a frame yet?
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Rockbomb said:
Cool bot, bro!




RibsRizeRainbmo said:
Bzzt... beep beep boop.



burn..
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cuz u suck
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sprinkles said:
Is it really good quality? Is it really shaky?



its pretty good quality if u ask me , but i never got to use it , lol only seen videos from it when he was holdin it
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umm, whatever u want in there , but gonna be very HD lol
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ya good for birthday partys and stuff
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the_cloud_system said:
I STILL NEED HELP



WOW CLOUD
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https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?p=688713


download on the second post.
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my dad has one of those , but i never really used it , cause he paid alot for that shit
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Discuss about these two pictures.
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the_cloud_system said:
sprinkles said:
Rockbomb said:
sprinkles said:
What is SDA?

Sprinkles, don't ask.



That was stupid.



MY NAME CLOUD SYSTEM



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buq25 said:
SRAW said:
It's func_friction, but I don't think you can change it for the player unlike a trigger_gravity...


I have a problem with it. I can't find it! It's nothing between func_dustmotes and func_guntarget! That is troublesome because they are put up in letter order!

Oh and if I manage to fix it, do you go through it? Should I cover my entire map with it or should I mark all of the ground and change it?

edit: Spelling. Oh, the grammar!



you only put that in the part you want in the map , like for instance a big jump , put the trigger there and fill the space .
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ok , there was this monster that hated math really bad , so he decided to make sure theres no more number to do math
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sprinkles said:


snuff said.



true that
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i dont really understand
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sprinkles said:
Now this is dirt:





Rockbomb said:
Just so people don't think I'm a crossdresser, there IS a story behind that pic
I actually wore that to school, but it was cuz in my spanish class we had to do this presentation thing, and the assignment was to basically do a fashion show and do all the announcements in spanish. But my group was all guys, so we had to have one of us model the girls clothes... I got volunteered for it



OMG LOL
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put this as ur sig PLEASE ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
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i got to level 9 and it wont let me delete the source codes for some reason , AND I DIDNT CHEAT
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wasnt that u? or rockbomb..
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a sprinkles and rockbomb truck again , WOW!
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playing it right now..

gt

swagga2quick
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phoenix_r said:
You really had to be there. Now, give me back that creamcheese satchel, or you'll lose points for getting your pictures from the internet instead of drawing them like all the other students did.



ok go to my kitchen and ur creamcheese satchel will be there
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phoenix_r said:
wellll color me retarded. No, less mauve than that...

We need to exchange the contact infoz, and make our plans more concrete. No, I SAID LESS FUCKING MAUVE, JESUS...

Anyways, I forget your schedule, but I seem to recall it involving all night grandmothers. Any night this week work well for you? I'm a nine-to-fiver, that's pretty much my only time-based obligation. I have gaming stuff Tuesdays (usually Arkham Asylum, we're thinking about Twilight Imperium though) and Wednesday (BATTLEFIELD), but even those are fairly informal, so whenever. MAKE IT SO!



u make no sense really.
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boring down srry
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Ok the cloud system , this is the only games you can play on the intel card, i have a laptop with the same shit ,



Cs 1.6

HL2

CSS

Oblivion

CoD 1 2 and also 4

Halo

GTA 3 n Vice City , Also San Andreas

Believe or not you can also play Bio Shock On low settings


go to my youtube and see my pc using fraps


http://www.youtube.com/user/peperz1

and my pc specs are

Hp dv6

300 Hd

4 Gig Ram

Intel Core 2 Duo at 2.00ghz both cores

windows vista home x64 , And pc rating 3.9 woo



1 more thing , I TRIED GTA 4 AND I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN RUNS TO BAD
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sprinkles and rock bomb , u guys have turned this forum around , lol
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hahah that was funny .
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Killer-Duck said:
Cool story, bro!



KD only one question , why you only post in other topics once and a great while?
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the song waist of time , sounds like a another song. , but its good and wich one are u in the band?
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lol noobs
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wow
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well it makes good 8-Bit art
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stupid . and too long
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I know a bunch about emulators, you can google this if you want NDS Emulator


No$GBA or try

www.rom-hustler.com

www.coolroms.com

www.rom-world.com

www.doperoms.com

or www.emulator-zone.com
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phoenix_r said:
the_cloud_system said:
superjer reminds me of A TOTAL PIMP

i want to eat his balls


wow phoenix
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no its just to big.. go here and resize it,

www.imageshack.us
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try 12 n 12 and see if it works
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stupid ass cartoon , my little brother likes that cartoon, flapjack is way better
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Rockbomb said:
fedex _ said:
aaronjer said:
Nuh-uh. I have LRRT points.



wtf does lrrt mean, my god these new words these days

Acronym Definition
LRRT ----Light Rail Rapid Transit
LRRT ----living-related renal transplant


rockbomb once again saved the day , no he didnt
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Show me what you guys can find ,











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jrkookid said:
There is something weird going on in that last picture but I'm not sure what it is....


lol its the guy from star trek doing a face palm






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aaronjer said:
Nuh-uh. I have LRRT points.



wtf does lrrt mean, my god these new words these days
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jrkookid said:
I'm so high that you need a spaceship to get here.



i was so high i did not reconize the fire burning in her eyes.
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the_cloud_system said:
sprinkles said:
Put the monitor on the other side.


id give you a point for that smart ass remark

thats a good thing



sprinkles , that was a good ass answer lol. id give u two points for that
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aaronjer said:
SRAW said:
aaronjer thinks fedex is awesome



yea i kno
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sprinkles said:



What do you think?



awesomely gay jk , whats it for?
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DELETE THIS STUPID ASS TRUCK ALREADY
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sprinkles said:
buq25 said:
Yeah... How to make sticky water?



I suggest corn syrup.



in every map i played i never seen sticky water,,
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SRAW said:
i dont get it sprinkles, except that fall out boy suck

edit: i get it now, actually my sister used it like 2 years ago to upload this stuff



ur such a bad ass lol
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this song sucks ass sryy
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xXJigsaw23Xx said:


lol i was mentioning that song
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sprinkles said:
You're late, it doesn't count.



its not to late, never to late
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Sushi said:
Oh. Opps. So sorry did not see that.



dee dee dee
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WHO THE FUCK IS OUTKAST?
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SRAW said:


LOL



LOOOL



FAIL

edit : http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/airship
FAIL(read the comments on his page)





lolairships..... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook?
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i sorry to say , but that was stupid
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Grambo said:
**BAD IMAGE**[/Libraries\Pictures\edit_1.jpg]




spam some more
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cool , try to make the background look like your moving , and make a points bar
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the_cloud_system said:
did you not see what i posted up there



yea but its borin to read , cuz i just kno whats gonna happen at the end of the chat
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i seen it in 3d it eats balls movie is junk .
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Killer-Duck said:
fedex _ said:

i am tryin to make a valve spin and open a door but its not opening the door


What entity are you using for the valve? (func_rot_button or momentary_rot_button?).

Basically, you give the door a Name and make the valve Target it.


i am using func_rot_button , the valve spins but dorr aint opein i will try an target it see what happens
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this is a boring ass truck already , say shit all the time
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Mate de Vita said:
Quote:
Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /forum/chatlogs/ on this server.

Apache/2.2.3 (CentOS) Server at www.superjer.com Port 80

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?


i dont know what is that mayb you aint special anymore mate ,
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Killer-Duck said:
Delicious copypasta is delicious.



wow *kd post in other page*
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Killer-Duck said:
fedex _ said:

ok it rotates then it messes up with it goes all the way around .

i need it to rotate untill the door opens all the way


Which entity are you using and what exactly are you trying to accomplish?


i am tryin to make a valve spin and open a door but its not opening the door
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I always knew sloth was a little on the edge of the closet door
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jrkookid said:
Did anyone watch Harold and Kumar 2?



if u smoke it , lysol comes out nd dont smell like weed lol
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i aint gonna say anything
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Killer-Duck said:
Use a func_rot_button (don't forget the origin-brush and to check the "Y-axis" in the Flag-properties.)

If you want the valve to open a door you can get a nice effect by using a momentary_rot_button for the valve instead, and a momentary_door for the door.



ok it rotates then it messes up with it goes all the way around .

i need it to rotate untill the door opens all the way
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sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
i hope your happy sprinkles


Shut up.

Down Rodeo said:
You made someone cry on the internet!


Shut up.

Mate de Vita said:
Mate de Vita said:
sprinkles said:
I hope, and strongly encourage nobody to help you, because you posted the same thing 4 times.

Actually he posted the same thing twice, then changed it a lil bit and posted it twice more.
That makes it even worse, since that means this wasn't just some F5 screwup or something like that.

I still stand by this


Keep talking.


steam.dll said:
sprinkles said:
I hope, and strongly encourage nobody to help you, because you posted the same thing 4 times.

i have to say ..i posted that 4 time bexouse i have a connection problem.. in my country...i Did not mean to poste them
so iam sory if i have caused a problem


You could have at least deleted the other 3.




UR MESSED UP MAN!
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it still doesnt rotate
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the_cloud_system said:
cock?



no u dick head
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sprinkles said:


And how is the progress of Mr. Mario's castle?




still work in progress , but i gonna put that on the side , untill i get my pc back
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u have to download cs_expert_tom.fgd or somthing like that to get all the entities
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well i put aside the mario castle , cause its gonna take awhile ,
srry sprinkles .


anyways i needed to know , to make a switch , for an a example

a rotating valve , how do i make it rotate because i already got the shape but and i used func_button , but it wont rotate , anyone know what to do ,
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sprinkles said:
sprinkles said:
Wow, you people are retarded.


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this is intresting down rodeo , but it is sometimes boring
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are u smokin that shit , ? lemme tell you something i seen a person on that and she dosent want to go back on that.
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sprinkles said:
Down Rodeo said:
You look at the menu options to see if it does what you want it to do. Or click things until it happens.



That is what I do in bed.


gay but alrights
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the_cloud_system said:



i got a bomb ass picture of myself

\\nice hat
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Down Rodeo said:
I can see fedex_ reading Aaron's post and being like the guy in his avatar.



i thought we was all friends
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post compile log
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aaronjer said:
The only thing that could possibly have happened other than this is fedex not coming back.



WOW
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NatureJay said:
He already used up his one-time "I am back" post. Now, every time he comes back, he has to get a different person to announce it for him. Otherwise we would ban him.



i just wanted cloud to make another 1 so i feel special



no homo
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Make your map without a roof , just the walls and floors.

Next you want to go to you block tool and select the sky texture , If you have it.

Then you want to make and wall on both sides , and a roof .

It should look like this




If you done it right, then your good to go!
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antimatter said:
HELP ME OUT OF THIS...... somebudy tell me how to crate the sky.........



make a box then make walls on top with the sky texture ,
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its the other guys fault
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on source i had the same problem , i think there is a texture where you get and its yellow i forgot the name , you just make the pool size and then you apply the water texture on top , that usally works for me
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lol
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i been gone for awhile and im back
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go colts
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that shit song is so old and very annoying


and heres another one by this guy zlad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI
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lmao that is fuckin funny
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umm shitnormal toiletys
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SRAW said:


i am the owner



congrats
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the_cloud_system said:
meney



isnt my sig awesome?
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lol sraw how many accounts are u gonna make?
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Rockbomb said:



a little bondo will do the trick!
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ha that sucks , i still roll in my 2008 gmc sierria truck
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stupid ass firefox double post
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uh ok , i guess
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the_cloud_system said:
I JUST DRANK ALL THE SUNNEYD IM SO ANGREY AT MYSELF RIGHT NOW!!!!



OMG! no way
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xD said:
And another question. How ARE other maps like cs_assault , de_dust2 and others only have 1 file that is .bsp . And my maps made have .bsp , .lin .prt .p0 .p1 .p2 .p3 and other. And if I dont put them all in maps folder in cstrike the map won"t load (it stops at "Creating Local Server") or it gets out of CS. How to put just the .bsp map to make it work?


if it created a bsp , then only drag the bsp file into the maps folder and the extra wads you used
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i got my psx still in good condition with gran turismo 1 n 2

metal gear solid

crash bandicoot 2

capcom vs marvel

pitfall

resident evil 3 nemisis

gran tour racing

etc. i have a big as box full of them
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you cant run from 3.4 IF YOU WAS USING SDK then you can run from hammer
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the_cloud_system said:

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Ok i will tell you my dream I had last night.

It was some morning day and me and my little brother was inside of
my room and a earthquake started to happen. Now I don't get scared I tell me brother lets get out of this room and go outside , incase of something happens I don't want him to get hurt. So me and my bother walk outside like nothing was going on at all , all of a sudden I see my other brother and my cuzin standing outside and saying can you feel this earthquake , I told them yes. Now about 10 minuets pass by and the earthquake didn't go away and I'am thinking to myself what the fuck is going on , my brothers are outside and I'am getting really getting scared for them , So we where still waiting for this big earthquake to stop . Hours and hours go and the earth is still shaking. Now I look on the left side and the right side. I start seeing smoke coming from both sides , and once I turn around I didn't know how to turn away , because when I turned around I seen what I never wanted to see, my brother and cuzzin was burning from the crazy lava , and I noticed it was coming towards me and I had nowhere to go , I look to my left and I see my little brother burning , I am crying and freaking out cause I got nowhere to go. So I thought about what to do , I just closed my eyes and prayed and threw myself into the fucking lava , but when I was in the lava I didn't feel any pain , but I seen everyone else was screaming , but I couldn't feel anything ,



Then I woke up!
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the_cloud_system said:
ITS MUTHA FUCKING ADVENTURE TIME


YA!
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SRAW said:
:( i cant post my speed test now since im dling something, but the speed is at a constant 100kbps... is that good? i mean this is supposed to be the best isp in malaysia(streamyx), but they insist on capping our dl speeds



100kbps is kinda slow , i got this from a website

A clean computer is key to a faster computer. Run the 3 scans below.


Run a virus scan weekly.

Update and run your Anti-Virus program. Don't have one? You can run a free online scan from CA.
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try using hammer 3.5 and see if it works.
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lol rockbomb that was so stupid they suspended you from school over lunch money , instead of home school you should just go to another school..
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i work with source maps , you cannot find any expert fgd for sdk , you just have to use the one they have auto installed
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Mate de Vita said:
SolidKAYOS said:
Im 16. I'll be 17 in March. I dont think we all look the same. Me and Sprinkels are kinda close though. wait... Hey Mate are you actually the real FPS doug?

Yes, I'm the real FPS doug.
Mate de Vita said:
If you want my real pic, go to facebook and find me. Not that I'm ever online there.




Mate de Vita said:

Now smoke that and put it inside your stuff (check the ping - it's 7, bitches).



come on mate.. really?
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highlight the entity and delete it
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sprinkles said:
Hey fedex _ are you still making that map?




ya but i have to put that map on the side right now, cause i am making a bhop map for a friend , also sprinkles how do i fix the teleporters
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the_cloud_system said:
PSH THAT WAS SOO LAST YEAR and also i dont know how i could....




well cloud nobody does these days
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aaronjer said:
At the start of this dream I was still a young girl, I was back in the school again, and I had lost my ladder. I had also fallen unconscious due to some sort of "possession complications" during an assembly and was currently on the floor and drooling on another girl's bright red shoes. My left thigh was in a minor amount of pain, and I discovered it was because I was laying on a knife that I had concealed under my skirt. It was held in place by one of those girly lacey elastic bands, a garter, is it? I had this knife so that I might stab myself and transfer the injury to someone else. It was considerably more painful than simply stabbing them directly, but it left me mostly blameless.

My ladder had fallen down some stairs by accident, thus causing me to fall unconscious, and while I was asleep it had likely been taken to a storage room. If I was going to kill that bastard Falker... or Dulton, or whichever one was really him, I needed my body and the rest of my soul back! This meant that getting to my ladder and finding a way to destroy it was absolutely imperative. The girl whose shoes I was drooling on was looking worried and a little upset, so I got back into my seat. I wasn't sure how long I had been out, but Archmage Dulton, the principal of the school, and the person I strongly suspected of secretly being the angel Falker, was still droning on about something boring. Now, Dulton didn't look a thing like Falker... Dulton looked like a non-mustached Santa Claus and Falker looked like a male model... but I just KNEW.

I didn't want to raise a ruckus while Dulton was watching, as he might investigate and discover who I really was, so I was forced to put up with his incredibly disinteresting and melancholic speech about the sudden and infuriatingly time-consuming death of one of my fellow students. If I had known this would have taken so long I would have been more careful as to not actually kill her. I suppose it would be prudent to be thankful that nobody knew I had been involved. When Dulton was finished he declared that he had serious business to attend to. He opened a portal and before anyone could finish gasping he was gone.

I stood myself up, quite of of turn, as the assembly was nowhere near it's deserved end, and went straight for the nearest door. A teacher blocked my path. His face and attitude annoyed me and I had no time to convince him out of my way so I took the only rational course of action and stabbed myself in the kidney. I transfered the wound to him by touch, thereby eluding the baleful glare of the violence detectors, and was out the door before anyone saw what happened.

I had a faint cognition of the whereabouts of my ladder, but the maze-like construction of the bowels of the school perplexed me enough to keep me wandering for several minutes. I was feeling much stronger, so I knew I was getting closer. Only a few more turns and a door or two and I would be reunited with my beloved ladder! Unfortunately a pair of ne'er-do-well students blocked my path, and they appeared to be grossly overestimating how much of a threat I was to them. My body must have belonged to the kind of girl who would have immediately reported the whereabouts and actions of these delinquents, and I wasn't about to convince them otherwise. There were no violence detectors present in the basement, and these two boys were each twice my size. I muttered that if I had my ladder they'd both be dust by now and I brandished my knife. Or, at least, I tried to... but I had apparently lost it somewhere. If I could even make it to the end of the hallway I'd have enough strength to turn these two into hamburger. I'm not sure what their intentions were, but the skinnier one rushed me. With only a little luck I managed to trip him judo-style and he smashed his nose in on the dusty concrete. The heavier one got hold of my arm and painfully twisted behind my back, possibly dislocating something. With no effort at all, as he was already touching me, I transfered the wound to him. He let go and stepped back with surprise. The skinnier one had time to get up and rush at me again, this time I leapfrogged over him and he crashed head-first into a wall. I ran to the end of the hallway and turned to face them. They looked as though they no longer wanted anything to do with me, but I glared at them and turned them to dust for good measure.

I was now far removed from anyone suspicious or curious and had all the time in the world to find a way to annihilate my precious ladder. I tried tearing, bending and stomping it. I burned it, I froze it, I tried to disintegrate it... I even tried to eat it! Nothing I did put a scratch on my ladder. Apparently containing my soul augmented it, and the power I could muster even when I was so close wasn't enough to destroy it. Someone would have to be strong enough to kill me when I was at my best if they were going to bring down this mighty ladder. The only person I knew of who fit the bill was Dulton/Falker himself. It wouldn't be easy for me to convince him to help me kill him, but at least now I wasn't wandering around ladderless.

The room around me had caught fire while I was attempting to send my ladder to its maker. I made my way back upstairs without bothering to extinguish it. The assembly had ended and the halls were bloated with a flush of students. Emotions ran rampant through them, like some kind of sorrowful contagion. From this I learned that these students don't like it when you kill them. I found it difficult to navigate while I held my ladder. Progress to Dulton's office was slow and slippery with tears.

I was accosted by the girl with bright red shoes and my 'friend' Sully. They were concerned about my inexplicable actions and sleeping spells. They were also concerned about my recent ladder obsession. They were so concerned about my ladder obsession that they had completely forgotten my sudden ill manners, lack of interest in athletic events, and tendency to spend long hours staring at girls in the locker room. Excuses about burnt out lights and signs that needed changing no longer placated them. My ladderlust was apparent and cause for difficult questions. I considered killing everyone around me and making a bee-line for Dulton, but that would give away who I was too easily. Instead I told Red Shoes and Sully that the ladder was possessed with an evil spirit, and that I needed to take it to Dulton and have him exorcise it. Trusting and naive as they were they accepted my answer after probing the ladder momentarily and discovering powerful magics inside it.

Outside Dulton's office I told Red Shoes and Sully that I was feeling weak from carrying the evil ladder too long. I had them go into Dulton's office with the ladder while I stayed outside. Dulton would immediately know who I was if he saw me with the ladder... but I hoped he would believe I was merely hiding myself inside the ladder and destroy it, thinking it would kill me. Upon the destruction of the ladder I would gain a massive surge of energy, and I would be far stronger than I ever had been for a brief moment. Hopefully strong enough to turn Dulton/Falker into pudding in an instant, instead of having to risk losing in battle to him a second time. Things didn't go so easily. Dulton asked me to come into his office, and inside I found he was more concerned with my well-being than he was with the destruction of my ladder. As long as I did not touch the ladder in his presence it was unlikely he would recognize me, so I played along while he used restorative magics on me. It took a great deal of effort to pretend that his magic was helping, and not actually hurting me. Lucky for me Red Shoes and Sully were too nervous to say much, and didn't say anything about the obvious signs that I wasn't who I looked like.

Finally, Dulton summoned his magic sword, and with an incantation and a flourish he slashed the ladder in twain. A surge of light and a distortion in the air conspicuously blasted across the room and into my body. My ring burned hot and fused itself to my finger, and Dulton was wide-eyed with surprise. I tried to move, tried to reach out and kill that bastard... but alas, I was unable to move. The surge of power I had received was so strong that I could barely even move. I was in shock, but very aware of the danger I was in. Dulton, figuring out what had happened, transformed into his Angelic self and shouted "It's YOU! I should have known!". He advanced upon me wings spread wide and sword raised in the air, to strike me down a second and likely final time. As a last ditch effort, in the girliest, most nervous and terrified voice I could muster, I uttered a barely-audible call for help. Falker hesitated for a moment, obviously wondering if the girl I had possessed could still be saved, and if killing me would kill her. Unfortunately for him she was already quite dead, and I only needed that brief pause to get my act together. I lunged at him and wrapped myself around him. We were enveloped by a fantastic light and I could feel his body give way and turn to ashes as I brought my arms up against my chest.

The light faded and I found myself on the floor. I stood and saw Red Shoes and Sully looking at me with awe and disbelief. Red Shoes tried to say something but only emitted a short and stuttered "Uh". I looked at them calmly and said innocently, "Do you want to hang out after school?"

Then I woke up.


intresting but really kinda weird cause ur a girl in this dream
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i didnt see that until now. lol
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SolidKAYOS said:
Down Rodeo said:
OK, your manhood is intact, you *could* have, but the point is you haven't.

Not saying that i havent done everything els.




from naming positions to askin who or who isnt a virgin... wow
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ok i made my map , and compile went perfect so when i tested the map the first teleporter work but then when i go to the second spot where i want to teleport , it teleports me back to the first 1 and i names them all different but its not workin. and also when i make the bhop blocks to make them func_door and set the down they move left. help please
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why would you wanna disable the ladder sound? , anyways i think there is a way to stop the sound push crtl - enter on ur aatrigger texture and when u select func_ladder go down in the box to sound, and mayb there u should disable that sound/
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i dont really know if thats the problem, or its probably that your textures on the blocks and stuff are not fixed right.
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so sloth you a girl?
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up
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HAPPY NEW NEARS NIGGERS
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intel chip set graphics card is not that great
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SolidKAYOS said:
I watched i .



i watched i
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the_cloud_system said:
i don't know how to explain it so ill just right words that sound right
i don't wanna download this shit cause of bandwidth limit i have(evin if its a ill bit of download), so the only problem is that i don't know if it will cover the problem, it dont explan it right soooo

i know what it says but i don't know how to say it





EDIT: never mind now the qwestion is that witch one
im thinking its OS/2

Windows 0.73 Win32 installer
Gentoo Linux 0.73 portage
Source 0.73 Source
Mac OS X 0.73 dmg (Universal)
Solaris 10 - sparc 0.73 pkg
FreeBSD package 0.72 TBZ
Fedora Core 0.72 rpm
OS/2 0.72 exe (OS2)
BeOS 0.63 binary (x86)
Risc OS 0.63 zip
Old dosbox versions 0.58-0.72 source + binary(x86)



i think you need to find an update for it to run on vista cause that version is preety old.
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wtf is wrong with this map?

hlcsg v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures owner
Entering owner.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.00 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.03 seconds)

Error: File read failure

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp owner
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file owner.log for the cause.

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis owner
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file owner.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad owner
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file owner.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----


theres lights , ct spawns , etc. tryin to make a ezy bhop for my friends ,

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Mate de Vita said:
Similar thing here, does anyone know where I could get a Tomb Raider 1 CD (or at least a working noCD crack)? Since I can't find it for sale anywhere, I pirated something from da pirate bay but it was a copied already installed game without a CD and it requires a CD to play.

(I used dosbox of course)



http://www.torrenthound.com/hash/62356e2060c6ef3d00c4c6d2b45d129294f25558/torrent-info/Tomb-Raider-1-PC
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that a funny avatar nom nom
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who took of my ninja turtles sig?
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the_cloud_system said:
normal


abnormal
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i found this pic on some website and i dont watch wwe but this pic is funny
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is my avatar funny?
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SolidKAYOS said:
Fuckers famous. He is the shit! At least I can spell his name right.



omg U COPY ME WHY
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how can i do it , from www.imageshack.us ?
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Seeing if my avatar works ,
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this is clouds favorite truck
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everytime i come on the forum hes always online!
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the 7th chick is kinda ugly, and why anime ? that shit is stupid. its a fuckin drawin , ur not suppose to get hot off that.
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ryanli189 said:
Quote:
in the 35 HP maps u spawn in a box or something and u get hurt in it for 35 HP then it takes you down to the floor regularly...so u cant lose health. U probably did the hurt thing wrong

Quote:
1. Make a trigger_hurt OR game_player_hurt with a name like 'fred'. Set it to do 65 damage.
2. Make a multi_manager named 'game_player_spawn'. Have it target 'fred'. And check the multithreaded flag on the multi_manager (IMPORTANT!).


1.) Ok When you make a Trigger_hurt you go into the brushes properties and you click 'Name' and give it the name 'FRED' and then go to damage and set it to '65'

2.) then you click the entity button and find Multi_Manager and go to its properties and name it 'Game_player_spawn' and then click target and write 'fred.' and then at the top there are Tabs, click on the Flags and check Multithreaded.


Thats just a little more detailed then what SuperJer said but i also relized there is no 'Target' function on the Multi_manager...

Well im new here to help u but i think i know how maybe make a black room way on the out side of the map then on the ground of that make trigger_hurt and damage 65 after it touches it it teleports you to the spawn point u want!




ryan make sure you see how old this topic is , dont bring back old trucks to the top
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too long to read sprinkles
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AWWW I FUCKIN MISS THIS ,
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FINALLY WHERE U BEEN?
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big bazookas
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SolidKAYOS said:
the_cloud_system said:
magic...

Hes a witch!




hes like the shamwow guy
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SolidKAYOS said:
the_cloud_system said:
SolidKAYOS said:
It just seemes like another example of Halo 3 from what i hear.


What is there a problem with hearing things from ppl who play the game? Just like reading a review.



well , its alright , but not as good i as i thought
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SolidKAYOS said:
the_cloud_system said:
SolidKAYOS said:
It just seemes like another example of Halo 3 from what i hear.


What is there a problem with hearing things from ppl who play the game? Just like reading a review.



well , its alright , but not as good i as i thought
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sprinkles said:
So lag=bullets traveling on a curved trajectory?



down rodeo watch too much wanted. lol
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the_cloud_system said:
you are proud of that sig...



that was outa nowhere
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you shoulda kick his ass, if some 1 called me a faggit from stupid card games u shoulda beat the fuck out of him lol and put his cards in his ass, and say , gotta catch them all bitch!
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well people i am on my way to DALLAS TX to go for some business wish
me luck on my trip!
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Rockbomb said:
Whatever size the person viewing it's browser window is.



mostly people use that ive seen is 1024x768

try that
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what size u want it to be?
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i used to work with source maps,


Error! prop_static using model "models/gm_forest/deadtrunk.mdl", which must be used on a dynamic entity (i.e. prop_physics). Deleted.
Error loading studio model "models/gm_forest/deadtrunk.mdl"!


try removin those models and see if it works
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then just make ur own photoshop bg and the size u want,
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MY BAD u only eat LEAFS
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sprinkles said:
Send my blueprints or whatever and I'll get started, and why are there so many commas? I mean if you're going to have a run on sentence at least leave out the commas.

fedex _ said:
Well, I am half way done with my map, it is a KZ Map. If some of you remember I posted a N64 idea for a map; and, I am MAKING THE SUPER MARIO 64 CASTLE, lol. It is gonna take awhile so bare with me; I just finished the outside. I am tryin' to make it as neat as possible. Sprinkles I might need you to help me with the map, we can build it together, lol. Also I am gonna include Superjer and everyone else's name in this map- who are the people I mostly talk to. I will take some screen shots later, but ITS GONNA BE THE BEST KZ MAP TODAY! BELIEVE ME I have PLAYED A LOT of kz maps, AND NOTHING IS GONNA BEAT THIS MAP.




your an ass lol , ill upload them later on my other laptop . i am currently busy with some work, and i get those to u later asap
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if you made ur website with photoshop. you gotta resize it ur self , and then go to image ready , and cut those images
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yea, i like her , she more pretty than that other girl on twilight w/e her name is, cloud do like twilight?
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well. i am half way done with my map, its a KZ Map. If some u remember i posted a N64 idea for a map. and IM MAKING THE SUPER MARIO 64 CASTLE , lol gonna take awhile so bare with me , i just finished the outside , tryin to make it neat as possible , sprinkles i might need you to help me with the map , so we can build it together , lol ,also i gonna include superjer and every one else name in this map , who are the people i mostly talk to ,
i will take some screen shots later, but ITS GONNA BE THE BEST KZ MAP TODAY! BELIEVE ME I PLAYED ALOT AND NOTHING IS GONNA BEAT THIS MAP
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WHY DONT U JUST SELECT UR TEXTURE and then make a new wall and leave it like that dont do anything, dont tie it to an entity or anything like that. just make a new wall where u want and just select the texture u want

hope this helps
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sprinkles said:
Lets face it, he has the best fucking avatar here. Which in turn, makes him the coolest person here. No, no lets jus' leave it at "He has the best fcking avatar here."




i was funny at first , but then it got boring , sry sloth u only leaves
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sprinkles said:
I disagree.




mayb?
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1. DONT EVER TELL ANYBODY YOUR ACCOUNT NAME , EVEN IF THEY WANNA BE ON YOUR FRIENDS. DONT!

2. Make sure your password isnt short , cause people can guess easy

3. Make sure your secret answer is long and hard to remember , cause people can go through your account that way.

4. If you ever stumble accross a guy that he says he works for steam, dont believe him cause nobody that works at steam will never ask you for your user name and password.

5. DONT ACCEPT RANDOM FRIEND REQUEST ,


I think thats all I know , hope this helps guys!
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ok , how long i dont use hammer for, i forgot how to make the teleporter work again. ok i made my aatrigger to where they fall they teleport back , now how do i set aatrigger to teleport them and go to there destination.
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Sushi said:
So anyone going to help me out here or let me use an acc?





u dont u just buy it again...
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ADD cs_expert-tom793c.fgd to your options , and it should be full of eniteites how ever u spell it. and then info_player_start for ct
and info_player_deathmatch for t it think
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Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
ok thanks

it took a banana some duck tape and some vasline.

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i didnt even know you was gone. well mayb cause i really post that much on the forum like i used to.
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Zarathustra said:
Sprinkles' Dad said:





wow lmao
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sprinkles said:
SolidKAYOS said:
NatureJay said:
I read this as, Kayos is going to slit sprinkles' throat, and then rape his entire family, through the hole in the throat.

It shall be done. His family will suffer even more when they find out im fucking his mother and father through his throat.


Can I watch?



this should NOT happen
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aaronjer said:
Okay, she no longer has any knee problems. ARE YOU HAPPY, MOLKERS?! God. I'll post the picture of her doing an awesome cartwheel flip through the air while swinging her racquet right as soon as I decide to.





ok , i aint a judge but why did u make her point..? make her in the stance of she was playing tennis
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SolidKAYOS said:
When did you get a Beard?





lol....
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aaronjer said:
I suppose I don't go to Seattle much.




hmm i heard that seattle has wireless internet in whole town...

is this true?
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2 girls 1 cup
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changed!
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why is the forum dying?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmbN_-rK12Y


i dont care if you believe or not just watch.
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Sloth said:
Fedex? You .. Your mom... That was... Blood money.



come on sloth arent we friends?
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where are you?
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what is blood money?
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Down Rodeo said:
You ought to post these in the Schpida truck.



aaronjer said:
Okay.




come on aaronjer lemme see new drawings!
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yes a person who only replys in hammer help. that i've only seen
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aaronjer said:
If I could somehow draw a real person I'd do it. Any suggestions?





angelina joile if thats how you spell her name.
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spanish is the easiest i think
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Rockbomb said:
aaronjer said:
Tch, that's out of date too, go learn x86 Assembly.

That!






whats the difference?
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NatureJay said:
The admins are smart enough to think of even stupider things to do.




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thats why some trucks have no wheels lol
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Sloth said:
fedex _ said:
are you tryin to compile it , if so post the whole log..


Fedex_ Don't bother -.-



tryin to help him
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Sloth said:
Okay now it just gets fucked up D:



i guess we start over again
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are you tryin to compile it , if so post the whole log..
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thx sprinkles this really helped on some maps.
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sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
the_cloud_system said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:
Affirmative


Roger That.


Confirmed


Ten 4

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST



Negative, what's your 20?

Eagle 1, Fox 2.


Your officialy a FAG
Fighter Attack Guy; derogatory term for F/A-18 Hornet pilots.


What he meant is you're a Foxtrot, Alpha, Golf.


What i meant was your a fag :
Sloth said:
Your officialy a FAG
Fighter Attack Guy; derogatory term for F/A-18 Hornet pilots.



I saw that. I was commenting on military phonetics.




well almost ,
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hello i was new too , but aaronjer watches me very carefully
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yea cool person , what you think?
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u wanna make it easier.... COMPILE THE MAP TO THE DESKTOP AND DRAG IT TO YOUR MAPS FOLDER, MAYBE THAT WILL WORK,,,
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the_cloud_system said:





cloud ur tha man!
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the_cloud_system said:
...fuck the English language, fuck it with a rusty spoon.




then what happens when the spoon is gone?
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well , click on the enity tool , then select lights ,
when u put ur light in the map . make sure ur light is underneat the box , not on the wall , put it down atleast 2-3 units
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Mate de Vita said:
XOPBOO said:
cstriker said:
Yes, i know it like 5 v 5 , auto server ...



Well, not really.





You made me laugh Mate.
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funny.
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How can i make a thank you to : people.

how do i make the scroll moving up , i already made the wad , but how do i set in hammer to move up and restarting , also to make it when you walk right through it?
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so u had a fetesh for dinosaurs?
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Rockbomb said:
Cool, I'm not the only one who'd like a server like this then
Well, I guess the next step is to see if this other guy has a server up and running. And if so, I know I have a couple maps I'd like to test out and see if they're fun or not with people. If not, then I'll get my server back online so we can start testin' stuff out.


By the way, if I set mine up, I'm not gonna put a password or anything on it. So don't think only people from this site can use it, have your friends and stuff play too
I just wanted it to be kinda a tool for this site, to help people see how their maps will work in action.



if you make a superjer cs server i will love you forever , and make some maps for superjer , when i get off work and i will start on one.
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i think you need to open the texture tool and fix it , you can rotate it or fit it to the size of the wall
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well the iphone is good and all , but in vegas i constantly get failed calls , i need to complain to AT&T
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Mate de Vita said:
This won't get you points, fedex.



i dont really care about the points no more.... well mayb a lil
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an awesome !
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well , your cool !!
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Finally I got me my iPhone from AT&T
but the monthly cost is gonna kill me
100$ a month
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molkman said:
code
Official conversation-does-not-make-any-sense-anymore achieved.



right on
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eDan Co. said:
fedex _ said:
once and awhile

Does that mean you will post once and then shut up for a while?

Sorry, I've been being way too mean to you.

P.S. You just lost 17 points for being yourself.




WHY!!!!
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lets see whats the difference , absolutly nothing
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you dont need to make it hollow.



http://img5.imageshack.us/i/hammerlol.jpg/
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NatureJay said:
Cloudy spells however the fuck he wants.

He posts all the time, but we don't hold it against him because it's kind of funny.

And to clarify, it's not that people think your shit stinks less if you post less, it's that people think your shit stinks more if you post all the time.



cloud and me are kewl i just wanted to day that only
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aaronjer said:
If you start posting for the sake of increasing post count you will not get points. You will be harassed and maybe even banned.



no i aint gonna post like crazy lol , once and awhile
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if i hit 300 post can i get 1 point?
or if i agree with everybody can i get 2 points?
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ok well , DONT PUT THE MAP INSIDE THE SKYBOX lol , you have to make the skybox on top of the map and make sure it all connects from the ceilling too the floor , lets see how can i say this
make all walls then a roof thats it , dont make a big box and put the map inside
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the_cloud_system said:
NatureJay said:
...policy...spouting...requisite appendages...memorable...imbuing...judicious
...rhetorical...appropriate fear of me.


big words

all you could of sead is


NatureJay said:
i post less cause i act as if my shit dont stink




i didnt know sead was a word
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ha those speakers are cool lol , and cloud that is nasty
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Down Rodeo said:
interchangeable.




Big Word...
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NatureJay said:
The joke is that the poorly-drawn man on the right is having relationship troubles because his woman is withholding sex and that only makes things worse.





really? well i thought he was , wait nvm
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Well folks , i bought me a super duper brand new laptop



it's an alienware mx17 , i upload pics later but some details
about the new pc




intel core 2 duo extreme processor

ati dual graphics


500 gb hard drive

4gb of ram


and bought sepertly a razor mouse


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well , i just made somthing up cause i hate making names , to confusing to create .
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Your suppose to put the sound as a func_button i think and go to the button and put the sound and the button together , somthing like that
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For those who like to play DDR at the arcades , well this game has been out for atleast 4 years for the pc , and i've been playing this game since 2 years , You can play this game 2 ways , 1. Keyboard , 2. Buy a USB Dance Mat. It's a really addicting game ,



http://www.stepmania.com



and if you need help getting songs just post a reply and i will tell you how,


GO TO DOWNLOADS TO GET THE GAME ITS FREE
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i guess they stop it , cuz i used this before awhile back



http://videogames.yahoo.com/multiplayer
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alex78 said:
I think Chrome OS will not attract much to the hard core gamers. As it will require minimal hardware to just support web based games that needs less memory.



WOW ANOTHER 1 , Hi , welcome to superjer!
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this website gets really boring after second use....
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yea , pretty much the work and all , i get paid more and they gave me a company car , but still california was more better
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yes but sadly i moved from California to Las Vegas ,, ughhhhhhh i miss california ,
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Mate de Vita said:
fedex _ said:
i dont understand...

They're SJ emoticons. Plus edan's pic is something of a win.




ok , i notice the pic its funny
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i dont understand...
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i use too weigh 210 when i was 15 , lol , now i am 172 and im 19 years old woop
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the obama 1 is really funny ,
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MrStickz said:
Oh jesus christ, pink?

Mother fucker.



real men wear pink!
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I rather play oblivion
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I never couldn't never beat that game lol
everytime i would play it the kid will always
die......
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Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Mate de Vita said:
Sloth said:
Crytax said:
sprinkles said:
DaveDays said:
sprinkles said:
NatureJay said:
sprinkles said:
Sloth said:












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omg double post srry
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Masta Frank said:
ahhhhh....sraw u dont remember me? well maybe this will jog your mind
Quote:
SRAW masta frank, i know ur probably 15 or something but u r a sheer idiot at this stuff= =
or this 1
Quote:
ok since u r such an idiot i will tell, and
and my 2 favs
Quote:
u know there a nice website called googledumbass, and and here u dumbfuck

http://forums.alliedmods.net
I think u hated me....but im not here 2 start a fueds w/ u.......however if your just gonna post that shit on my posts then pleze do me a favor and post how much u want cuz i love you and vice versa


now i understand
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lol the cat is fUNNY!
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where are you BUDD!?
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: i love you too
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MORE
You: me 2!
Stranger: oh great xD u wanna marry me?
You: YEA
You: OHHH YES
Stranger: well b4 we get in such a serious relationship, i'd like to know, WHAT ARE YOU?
You: well u tell me first
Stranger: i'm a purple dinosaur with a pumkin that has a purple penis
Stranger: i havent selected my gender yet
You: lol
Stranger: :D
Stranger: so wat r u?
You: i am a pink monkey with a huge penis and i like to throw shit at ppl
Stranger: :D i like that
You: lol it gets u hot?
Stranger: MMMHMM
You: well anything else i should know?
Stranger: uh huh :D i live in ur pantz part time as a hairdresser
You: thats kool
You: i knew there was sombody down there
Stranger: ikr
Stranger: :D it was me
You: OMG!
You: lol
You: NO WAY
Stranger: YES WAY
Stranger: and my cousin Barney lives there too
You: ya hes my asshole
Stranger: :D and my brother tinky winky too
You: ya umm u suck
You have disconnected.


i think i went full gay
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Sloth said:
Well i do not want to talk about it...




CMON SLOTH WE UNDERSTAND , no really i want to know..
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Masta Frank said:
yes im back. im suprised my accounts still here.





Last Rebel said:
Hi. well........that's nice. wht hav u been up to 4 so long?





......????????
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i think you have a leak in your map somewhere , i forgot the command to open to see where the leak is..
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duke nukem , doom , blood great games
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Havokk Edge said:
SRAW said:
aaronjer said:
Who are you?


hes trying to join this community
and btw don i deserve more point? i mean i bet havokk is posting shit at his forum


Hey i can fucking do with whatever i want with my forum! I mean c'mon it has my fucking name on it!

Ironically enough i hardly post in there ever. Its lonely in there. Aaronjer only keeps it there to make me suffer with no one but him to speak to in there.
EDIT: Then again I am the Count. Also kind of as place were the admins may speak without notifying you guys.(Not like they do anyways) Except me..but im the Count bitch. Then again again...hes like the only admind that really is ever on.




true , i post later when im on pc the wii takes 2 long
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aaronjer said:
Who are you?





i been registerd since march lol and u dont know who i am...
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Sloth said:
aaronjer said:
Oh, whoops, I Actually forgot about you.

+25 points to Kookid because I only want Sloth to feel left out.




well sloth ........... starts crying
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eDan Co. said:
fedex _ said:
2nd POST IN THIS TOPIC!


Please stop. You know I'll ban you...



some 1 went on my pc and posted here , so dont blame me , so wtf.
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Only 4,294,967,265 points away
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google it
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Well im gonna start off slow , i dont know what the hell i am doing in flash , lol , i read the tutorial on how to make a loading screen , but when i play it as a movie it shows loading blinking and the bar move perfect , but the numbers are going crazy , can some one tell me how to fix that?
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when u make your map dont leave any room with an opening like ,

if u see black cover it with a texture wall or somthing
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try click and drag into the cstrike/maps folder mayb that will work, cuz mostly i compile my map into a folder then drag it into the maps folder
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lol i seen this video before , but it sill makes me laugh..
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aaronjer said:
Go eat a dick.




wow man...
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Man do i miss this forum i havent been online in awhile and was just reading some of the stuff you posted , Sup Guys
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Well , it's your guys choice wether you guys believe or don't believe , in my case i do believe it all , this are one of the things that make me believe the most , one day i was walking in my old house about 2 years ago , and i saw what i dont wanna ever see again , a little girl about 3 years old just staring at me and walking towards me , i didnt scream or anything i just turn around in walked into my room,,, now that was some freaky shit.
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#

XxAnjaxX commented on this picture:

1 Day Ago #5

uber sexy
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dont compile it in hammer....


use zhlt tools
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Well I guess I have to wait and see lol
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I dunno I guess we just have to wait and
see what happens I guess , I read in the bible
that when the rapture come those non belivers
will be stuck on earth and will perish ,
well I am a god and Jesus beliver and
you guys that don't believe that's your choice.
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When I think about this I get really panic and get scared and always think what will happen when I die
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did you ever wonder whats after life?
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Down Rodeo said:
It means effectively the same as "what the hell" except it's a bit different and adds flavour.


hmmm i see now..
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alot of points durrrr
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DaveDays said:
Havokk Edge said:
DaveDays said:
Rihanna is a singer who was beat up by a rapper nammed chris brown, it was in big news.... anyway, when it says "can you beat her?" I was loling!

Asshole. She probably sees that and all the memories come back and she end up wanting to cut her self and cries all night long gagging on her warm milk trying to sing Umbrella.


I KNOW! ISNT IT GREAT???



lol i forgot all about that .. it was kinda funny
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srry bout double post
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1. that aint the right enity tool..


2. the tool your looking for is LIGHT


1. that aint the right enity tool..


2. the tool your looking for is LIGHT


you might want to add more LIGHT enity around the dark areas in the map so it wont be dark.
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Jet Monkey Duo said:
fedex _ said:
...I DONT GET NOTHING!

This is technically true.

+30 points.

We all missed you very much.




yes somebody who cares
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the_cloud_system said:
you where gone?




for about a month asshole


N HE GETS 1 POINT AND I DONT GET NOTHING!
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guys i was away for awhile but i come back!
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i made some bhop maps they are pretty easy to make , deathrun however is kinda hard in my level of mapping... i think you should make a map of death run that would be really cool , cause there fun when u play them with other people on servers/
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i never heard of this game , hmmmm
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ya
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well if you have a quote from phoenix_r as ur sig post here i want to see them all
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did you put that .wad in ur cs folder?
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Havokk Edge said:
Ya seriously fuck you all.
I'm sick of it.


maybe we should all hold hands, wait that sonds kinda gay , but why u hate life again????
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Down Rodeo said:
Fedex, remember we said the things that are likely to piss people off? You can add that sort of post to that list.




ok ok ,
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there might be a way... when you select your box tool , on the left there should be option boxes and why dont u just select to make a shape , thats how i always do that.
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ha my first post in this truck
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he pretty good
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she has some nice bbs
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Mate de Vita said:
Do you maybe have the One Way flag checked?

@fedex http://www.superjer.com/learn/func_door_rotating.php





THANKY YOU!
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i tried to do this on my own but i dont understand how to do this.
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like the other person that had same problem...


your mayb to close the the edge of the grid..
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explain more young sir.
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why dont u just use gray metal and make it really thin and make ur jail cells , other than that i have no idea where to find them
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i have cod 4 , and i dont know what the song name is . i didnt record the vid ..
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man u got a strange name lol .. falling shit
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3499 Trucks in the superjer forum ... woo
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well we was hopeing to win , but it was a very close game ,,

my gamertag branDoN2GypsY

We just started the clan and we almost had them , but they want us to join there clan cause we did really good with them..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZGmEAuQigk&feature=channel_page


WATCH IT> I HAVE SOME RAPE SHOTS
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if you ever played doom or duke nukem , there are objects that turn when u turn around cuz its only 2d
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i never knew u had a utube with 300,000 subs
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GJ!
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too much to read got a head ache from reading only 2
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mayb i should do that , instead of gettin in trouble with the admins about bumpin old posts/////
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this topic has so many replys
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Who Is?
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there are little weird animals that are in sonic battle adventure 2
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ok ok ok no more edan!
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ok i seen in certain maps such as , kz_sonic , and i notice that they have little chous that move when you move , can someone tell me how to do this????
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i think i should change my sig cause phoenix_r is an dick so i dunno what to put....
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VooDoo People - The Prodigy - Pendulum Remix




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKXKWBcaV3A
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aaronjer said:
You know what I hate? A lot of things. God.




you hate god?
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phoenix_r said:
Weren't you going to stop with the lols?



shit forgot :((((((((((((,,,
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phoenix_r said:
It's a walrus. You may remember them from such stories as The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Caroll and Nanook of the North by Robert Flaherty.

edit for teh urls
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walrus
http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/walrus.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0013427/





lol not the walrus . that bug
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you will have to simplify some parts of the map theres no other way, make some of the pillars, dentations, rocks in to func_wall will probably healp allot, also try to se if you can compile the map using different cliping modes with the toos Empyre just toold you about. if you are having a hard time using the command lines try the batch compiler by nem and the specification file i made for the compiler i question


i didnt say this someone else posted to your same problem at another forums ...
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wtf is it that?
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umm i think you need to get some sky textures , cause i only have 1 that came with the regular wads.
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well i heard this from another mapper ,



if you want to make your own custom decal , you need to make your pic of your name but with no color background also i think he said must save as a .png , then go to wally and open the picofyourname.png and convert it as a wad for half life , see if that works , if not then i dunno
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FINALLY A TRUCK ABOUT ME and phoenix stop hating my company i wont send mail to u no more biatch
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phoenix_r said:
Like I said, the main reason for my post in user discussions was because it's a fedex_ truck, and I can seldom resist a pun. Of course the second reason still holds true. Have you considered suicide?



man u are stupid, where you dropped when you was small ?? just a question
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I seen you can make birds fly around but i never seen rats , try to search around cause i never seen that,
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ok i will stop with the lol and stuff
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Well I don't wanna post anymore in this forum cause nobody seems to like me and I don't know why , but pheonix_r is being a cock for no reason , and also when I post a reply every one just complains about it, so yea .
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eDan Co. said:
Yeah, fedex_ already bought his ticket to Banland, he just needs to step in.



WAIT PLEASE LISTEN, My brother dunno y likes to come on this forum for some reason and just post stupid things so please dont ban me.
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phoenix_r said:
Started this thread for two reasons. Reason the first, it's a fedex_ truck. Reason the second, I fucking hate fedex_. Discuss.



lol y do you hate me i didnt do anything to you ,,,,
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eDan Co. said:
weapon_awp.



period
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i barley use the sniper , i mostly use the medic or the scout
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jrkookid said:
fedex _ said:
lol i thought storm troopers didnt talk , " Step Back "

they do so talk how do u think they communicate?



sign lang or somthing lol :P
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2nd POST IN THIS TOPIC!
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i thought superjer forums are for hammer help and other stupid stuff not lg phones...
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Jake?! said:
I would guess a super secret location somewhere around Issaquah in a northwestern state... or Mercury.



its behind neverland ranch
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lol i thought storm troopers didnt talk , " Step Back "
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lol soo many too read!
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well this is how i do it,,, instead of having counter strike starting when the map is finished compiled , so i dont put a directory for cs to start up i just let it compile and drag the bsp into the cstrike folder where u place maps , and i go to cs and run map , that seem to work for me , so try it out and see what happens... Hope this helps
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lol its funny how the face is
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lol i wonder if there gonna put that guy with no hair
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Mate de Vita said:
fedex _ said:
when can i start getting points lol can i get 1 point for just reaching 100 posts?

You can get -1 point for spamming...


lol -1 thats badd
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when can i start getting points lol can i get 1 point for just reaching 100 posts?
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well i dunno what version is mine cause i have an ati x850 but it runs like shit so i dont know what to do about it cause this graphics card is gettin on my last nervours


you can play on open gl but it will run REALLY bad
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forgeing in halo 3 is fun i making a really good race map in foundry
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it was somewhat funny, but still megaman was my child game , im talking about MegaMan X for snes
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sand vagina
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lol thats a big project upload some pics , so i can take a look at it ,
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lol got me asshole
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your son just gave me the finger LOL and YOU are a very beautiful GIRL LOL
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upload your .rmf file so i can take a look at it

www.speedyshare.com
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@echo off

hlcsg -nowadtextures YOURMAPNAMEHERE

hlbsp YOURMAPNAMEHERE

hlvis YOURMAPNAMEHERE

hlrad YOURMAPNAMEHERE

copy YOURMAPNAMEHERE.bsp "C:\Steam\YOURSTEAMACCOUNT\EMAIL\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"

pause

"C:\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map YOURMAPNAMEHERE
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upload it
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Also you should get the cstrike.wad and others and merge them together so hammer wont crash
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Mate de Vita said:
Lol, I've been "working" on my current project for 5 months now and it's not even half done. Mostly thanks to my lack of QC script skills.



that's a long time , lol I can't wait to ur done with that i would love to see it,
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i thought the ninja had it all the way .
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i think you have too many wads in that wad option , didn't you merge them all together??
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i believe it's CRTL-T and CRTL-M
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turnip1 said:
This is simple the obvious answer is to make a super Mario Party 3 map with all the mini games to play. or Mario Party 2. Not 1 though or 4 or 5 or 6 or w/e the number is currently at.



that is a very big project if i was to do that... lol it probably take 2 months if i always workin on it , but i never really on my pc that much
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Well , I've been playing N64 Emulators for awhile do , so do any of you's play it? Cause if you do I am trying to find MARIO KART 64 , but can't seem to find it , Any has it?
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uhhh this is hard to believe , BUT! urban legends are scary and i dont mess around reading those , that shit is scary lol i wouldnt want to be in their shoes
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Havokk Edge said:
Mate de Vita said:
turnip1 said:
fedex _ said:
turnip1 said:
A laughing root vegetable laughs because it was buried by god so no one would find it but man has found it... SOOO let the turnip raids begin!




lol turnip parade

Not exactly more like a "Raid" because that is what i said. A parade is a moment of happiness raids are more like death, torches, and pitch forks.

And chainsaws. Don't forget them.

What about Flaming arrows?And Great Axes and Throwing spears and swords and guns.and bombs?



and ummmm
Truck
User
turnip1 said:
A laughing root vegetable laughs because it was buried by god so no one would find it but man has found it... SOOO let the turnip raids begin!




lol turnip parade
User
isnt there a wave thingy when you func_water to change the wave height ?
User
i didnt know this was old it dont say
User
everyone hate's me all of a sudden why?
User
turnip1 said:
fedex _ said:
SRAW said:
dumbass, just delete the steam directory and clear the registry for steam, then just reinstall




lol

Lol i love laughing at you fedex... your so dumb.




ok............. that was really retardit what you said there buddy,
User
ohh ok sorry then i didnt really understand !!!
User
Mate de Vita said:
fedex _ said:
if your making a big box crtl-h and set size

Dude, what the hell?




if he aint making a map with a skybox then CRTL-H durr
User
SRAW said:
dumbass, just delete the steam directory and clear the registry for steam, then just reinstall




lol
User
if your making a big box crtl-h and set size
Truck
User
SRAW said:
http://www.superjer.com/files/hana/

i was looking thru the site and found this.....





I don't really understand these cards lol
Truck
User
M4 all the way even thou i have all skins for it i like digital

and also MY FAV GOLDEN AK
User
this happen too me also just set your compile to run with steam but dont set a directory for steam too start up just compile and drag it to you folder where you place your maps
Truck
User
why dont you just set them too no weapons and put ak on t floors and m4 on ct floor
User
Maybe some of you's heard this before , some not.




ok Must go in order


YOU: If you saw twi on a airplane how would you say it as a word.

YOU: If you saw twe on a airplane how would you say it as a word.

YOU: If you saw two on a airplane how would you say it as a word.



Most people say TUwoo but if there smart they say two


let them answer first then go onto next
Truck
User
Havokk Edge said:
Fuck Halo.

Mine was Stolen cause im fucking nice to every1 and get treated like shit for it >_>Let a guy borrow it and i never saw it again..fucking cunt.Then he had to get into a fight with me a week b4 school let off for summer cause he already failed his classes and he wanted to go home and almost made me fail for it....fucking cunt....

I'm sorry..were was we....





ha lol that sucks well you play anything else besides halo mayb we play gow1
Truck
User
sorry buddy but i have all the original ones but do you have them?
User
no
Truck
User
Havokk Edge said:
You know what man? you can shove that katana up your ass!




that aint nice ,,,,,,,,
Truck
User

edit it , way to stupid



Truck
User
Can some one help me decide what map I should make. Cause really I been thinking alot and I can't decide lol. Can someone think of what I should map , but I want it to be a level from N64 game or somthing....


REPLY PLZ
User
It's was alright , BUT! when i took my gf and my mom the part where his " Penis " shows wasn't a great part.
User
Truck
User
ha never thought of it that way even thou i aint black or white
User
well said Mate de Vita
User
i took some time to fix it for you... so here ya go..


http://www.speedyshare.com/562853350.html
User
eDan Co. said:
superjer said:
eDan Co. said:
their called 'hyphens'.


"they're"


GDIMFSWTTTICBIMTM!!

God damn it! Mother-fucking stupid wrong their/there/they're. I can't believe I made that mistake.



KSFLNKJAJNSA!!
User
eDan Co. said:
Clam down. Take a few deep breathes.



lol
Truck
User
Ok this leak is really getting on my nervous can some one fix the leak for me cause i can't seem the find it....


http://www.speedyshare.com/660807319.html
User
googled HAMMER HELP and i found yous <3
Truck
User
go to your local stores such as " Frys . Best Buy . WalMart etc


linksys is your best bet for cheap and good.
User
eDan Co. said:




It was very bad on my old pc lol but i got new 1 so i didnt really wanted to download alot of stuff i dont need
User
Mate de Vita said:
Down Rodeo said:
Q: How do I plug a leak?

First of all, make sure you did not create any entities outside your map. An entity outside your map is just like a leak, if not worse.

If you can not find any entities outside your map:
Load the pointfile generated by the compile tools by selecting the "load pointfile" option in the Hammer menus. Then follow the red line in the viewport to the hole. DON'T delete entities quoted as causing the leak, as they are just mentioned as a reference point. DO use the grid to help avoid leaks in the first instance.




ok but the red line takes up my whole map.........
User
damn japs
User
ok if you dont know how ,, push the little key that says :

Print
Screen
------
SysRq then go to paint and select edit paste and WOW a pic of your desktop now upload them www.imageshack.us and post them here!

http://img24.imageshack.us/my.php?image=92930698.jpg
User
added you..
User
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures stone_bhop
Entering stone_bhop.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

39 brushes (totalling 238 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.03 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.02 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(0.09 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\administrator\desktop\desktop\brandons maps\maps and wads\cswad.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'KREEDZMOD'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'PAYPALDONATE'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'MARIOWEST1'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'MARIOWEST2'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'KREEDZMOD'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'PAYPALDONATE'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'MARIOWEST1'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'MARIOWEST2'
- Contains 26 used textures, 96.30 percent of map (1366 textures in wad)

added 1 additional animating textures.
Warning: ::FindTexture() texture LAB1_DOOR1C not found!
Warning: ::LoadLump() texture LAB1_DOOR1C not found!
Texture usage is at 0.69 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.27 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp stone_bhop

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)


Warning: === LEAK in hull 0 ===
Entity info_player_start @ (-1377,-1887,-120)
Error:
A LEAK is a hole in the map, where the inside of it is exposed to the
(unwanted) outside region. The entity listed in the error is just a helpful
indication of where the beginning of the leak pointfile starts, so the
beginning of the line can be quickly found and traced to until reaching the
outside. Unless this entity is accidentally on the outside of the map, it
probably should not be deleted. Some complex rotating objects entities need
their origins outside the map. To deal with these, just enclose the origin
brush with a solid world brush

Leak pointfile generated

0.66 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis stone_bhop
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file stone_bhop.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad stone_bhop
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file stone_bhop.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----

Only when i make a skybox this leak always appears

User
ok i got the timer to work and everything went fine in compiler , but when i started local map and when i played map. EVERYTHING IS BLACK its all dark . but i did put skybox and u can see it, but everything is black,,,,,, also timer numbers are messed up..



hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures kzm_stone_block
Entering kzm_stone_block.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

39 brushes (totalling 238 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.41 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)
CSGBrush:
(1.08 seconds)

Using Wadfile: \documents and settings\administrator\desktop\desktop\brandons maps\maps and wads\cswad.wad
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'KREEDZMOD'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'PAYPALDONATE'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'MARIOWEST1'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'MARIOWEST2'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'KREEDZMOD'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'PAYPALDONATE'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'MARIOWEST1'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'MARIOWEST2'
- Contains 24 used textures, 96.00 percent of map (1366 textures in wad)

added 8 additional animating textures.
Warning: ::FindTexture() texture LAB1_DOOR1C not found!
Warning: ::LoadLump() texture LAB1_DOOR1C not found!
Texture usage is at 0.94 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
1.84 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp kzm_stone_block

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 4096)


BSP generation successful, writing portal file 'kzm_stone_block.prt'
2.91 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis kzm_stone_block
925 portalleafs
3438 numportals

-= Current hlvis Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max vis distance [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

fast vis [ off ] [ off ]
full vis [ off ] [ off ]


BasePortalVis:
(6.78 seconds)
LeafThread:
(3446.63 seconds)
average leafs visible: 357
g_visdatasize:86179 compressed from 107300
3453.61 seconds elapsed [57m 33s]

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad kzm_stone_block

-= Current hlrad Settings =-
Name | Setting | Default
--------------------|---------------------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

vismatrix algorithm [ Original ] [ Original ]
oversampling (-extra)[ off ] [ off ]
bounces [ 1 ] [ 1 ]
ambient light [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ] [ 0.000 0.000 0.000 ]
maximum light [ 255.000 ] [ 256.000 ]
circus mode [ off ] [ off ]

smoothing threshold [ 50.000 ] [ 50.000 ]
direct threshold [ 25.000 ] [ 25.000 ]
direct light scale [ 2.000 ] [ 2.000 ]
coring threshold [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
patch interpolation [ on ] [ on ]

texscale [ on ] [ on ]
patch subdividing [ on ] [ on ]
chop value [ 64.000 ] [ 64.000 ]
texchop value [ 32.000 ] [ 32.000 ]

global fade [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global falloff [ 2 ] [ 2 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ] [ 1.000 1.000 1.000 ]
global gamma [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ] [ 0.500 0.500 0.500 ]
global light scale [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]
global sky diffusion [ 1.000 ] [ 1.000 ]

opaque entities [ on ] [ on ]
sky lighting fix [ on ] [ on ]
incremental [ off ] [ off ]
dump [ off ] [ off ]

colour jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
monochromatic jitter [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
softlight hack [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ] [ 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 ]
diffuse hack [ on ] [ on ]
spotlight points [ on ] [ on ]

custom shadows with bounce light
[ off ] [ off ]
rgb transfers [ off ] [ off ]


4498 faces
Create Patches : 27498 base patches
0 opaque faces
350361 square feet [50451984.00 square inches]
1 direct lights

BuildFacelights:
(29.50 seconds)
visibility matrix : 45.1 megs
BuildVisLeafs:
(86.19 seconds)
MakeScales:
(55.83 seconds)
SwapTransfers:
(37.55 seconds)
Transfer Lists : 48752022 : 48.75M transfers
Indices : 17042784 : 16.25M bytes
Data : 195008088 : 185.97M bytes
GatherLight:
(10.00 seconds)
FinalLightFace:
(6.09 seconds)
225.94 seconds elapsed [3m 45s]

----- END hlrad -----



Truck
User
first i finished my kz map , then i copy and paste what he said to.
Truck
User
Killer-Duck said:
Then you fucked it up somehow. I've tried out the stuff myself and they seemed to work perfectly.



no "i said" that i copy and pasted from that vmf to mine and i set it to how its suppose to be i never moved anything
Truck
User
ok i did what you said and , when i wanna start timer it works but when i go to end the stop timer doesnt work and also you cant see the numbers that tell you how long it took you and the 10000hp isnt woking
Truck
User
hlcsg v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures kzm_stone_block
Entering kzm_stone_block.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
Error: Entity 0, Brush 14: outside world(+/-4096): (-2112,1904,-212)-(1320,2000,4108)
Error: brush outside world
Description: The map has a problem which must be fixed
Howto Fix: Check the file ZHLTProblems.html for a detailed explanation of this problem

Error: Entity 0, Brush 14: outside world(+/-4096): (-2128,1888,-208)-(1336,2016,4104)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 15: outside world(+/-4096): (-2112,-1584,-212)-(1320,-1488,4108)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 15: outside world(+/-4096): (-2128,-1600,-208)-(1336,-1472,4104)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 16: outside world(+/-4096): (-2176,-1584,-212)-(-2080,2000,4108)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 16: outside world(+/-4096): (-2192,-1600,-208)-(-2064,2016,4104)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 17: outside world(+/-4096): (1288,-1584,-212)-(1384,2000,4108)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 17: outside world(+/-4096): (1272,-1600,-208)-(1400,2016,4104)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 18: outside world(+/-4096): (-2176,-1584,4036)-(1384,2000,4116)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 18: outside world(+/-4096): (-2192,-1600,4040)-(1400,2016,4112)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 18: outside world(+/-4096): (-2176,-1584,4054)-(1384,2000,4098)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 19: outside world(+/-4096): (-2112,1904,-212)-(1320,2000,4108)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 19: outside world(+/-4096): (-2128,1888,-208)-(1336,2016,4104)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 20: outside world(+/-4096): (-2112,-1584,-212)-(1320,-1488,4108)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 20: outside world(+/-4096): (-2128,-1600,-208)-(1336,-1472,4104)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 21: outside world(+/-4096): (-2176,-1584,-212)-(-2080,2000,4108)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 21: outside world(+/-4096): (-2192,-1600,-208)-(-2064,2016,4104)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 22: outside world(+/-4096): (1288,-1584,-212)-(1384,2000,4108)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 22: outside world(+/-4096): (1272,-1600,-208)-(1400,2016,4104)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 23: outside world(+/-4096): (-2176,-1584,4036)-(1384,2000,4116)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 23: outside world(+/-4096): (-2192,-1600,4040)-(1400,2016,4112)
Error: Entity 0, Brush 23: outside world(+/-4096): (-2176,-1584,4054)-(1384,2000,4098)
(0.03 seconds)

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp kzm_stone_block
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file kzm_stone_block.log for the cause.

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis kzm_stone_block
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file kzm_stone_block.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v2.5.3 rel Custom Build 1.7 (Dec 9 2002)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (merlinis@bigpond.net.au)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad kzm_stone_block
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file kzm_stone_block.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----



Truck
User
well i not gonna get fancy but this is my rig and i tell prob when finish



x850 ati 256 agp.
80gb hard drive
1g ram
sound card
razor/microsft habu
and a dell keyboard lol


NOW!
when i play cs sometimes my pc fails on certain maps and i usally play kz maps and bhop.when i see other ppl playin my mouse skips or either shuts on and off /// any1 know why?
Truck
User
i think elder scrolls oblivion is the best rpg game
Truck
User
Mate de Vita said:
Try out the Compilator, see if it makes it any easier.


way to much prob no way i just stick with tools
Truck
User
thx man
Truck
User
lol
Truck
User
can you help me use wally cause i dont understand how to use it i wanna make ty's too ppl who tested my map.
Truck
User
yea i dont hate them , i just hate going through so many files and changing the name in the compiler tool , but ohh well thats life for ya!
Truck
User
I was wondering if they are gonna make a new world craft, aka hammer world editor , cause this hammer is really stupid cause i hate going through so many files to compile
Truck
User
umm i think alot is that why /// but when i remove some wads i dont know what wads to put for timer and the 10000 hp colors they show white/.
Truck
User
ok but when i wanna save it as a .map hammer crashes what gives?
Truck
User
ok i seen how u did it but i dont understand how to set it up..
Truck
User
i dont understand people dont wanna help me at other forums but can you guys help me set up a kz timer..
Truck
User
Never mind i fix the problem to compile my map lol those tutorials really helped me and nice to have you guys around if i need help..


ohh yea one more question ,, How do i make a skybox for 1.6 cause i made a surrounding by sky texture and it says theres a leak...
User
so i dont have to ctrl-h everything ,,,, cuz i usally do that for sdk and i make them 2 . and i will try see what happens
User
well can some1 help me?
User
still doin the same thing.... here i upload file and can you guys see why its doin this..



http://www.speedyshare.com/174852995.html
User
hlcsg v3.0 rel 3.0 Final (Feb 3 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools 3.0 For Half Life 1
Based on code modifications by Sean `Zoner' Cavanaugh.
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to amckern at amckern@yahoo.com

If you have a Compile error with this stage of compile, please check
http://www.zhlt.info or the Mods Mapping Forum 'Search Function'.

----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures kz_dirtrock_block.map
Entering kz_dirtrock_block.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.00 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)


Texture usage is at 0.00 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.03 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v3.0 rel 3.0 Final (Feb 3 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools 3.0 For Half Life 1
Based on code modifications by Sean `Zoner' Cavanaugh.
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to amckern at amckern@yahoo.com

If you have a Compile error with this stage of compile, please check
http://www.zhlt.info or the Mods Mapping Forum 'Search Function'.

----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp kz_dirtrock_block.map

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)


0.00 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v3.0 rel 3.0 Final (Feb 3 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools 3.0 For Half Life 1
Based on code modifications by Sean `Zoner' Cavanaugh.
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to amckern at amckern@yahoo.com

If you have a Compile error with this stage of compile, please check
http://www.zhlt.info or the Mods Mapping Forum 'Search Function'.

----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis kz_dirtrock_block.map
Error: Portal file 'kz_dirtrock_block.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map


----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v3.0 rel 3.0 Final (Feb 3 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools 3.0 For Half Life 1
Based on code modifications by Sean `Zoner' Cavanaugh.
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to amckern at amckern@yahoo.com

If you have a Compile error with this stage of compile, please check
http://www.zhlt.info or the Mods Mapping Forum 'Search Function'.

----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad kz_dirtrock_block.map
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file kz_dirtrock_block.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----



User
ok

hlcsg v3.0 rel 3.0 Final (Feb 3 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools 3.0 For Half Life 1
Based on code modifications by Sean `Zoner' Cavanaugh.
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to amckern at amckern@yahoo.com

If you have a Compile error with this stage of compile, please check
http://www.zhlt.info or the Mods Mapping Forum 'Search Function'.

----- BEGIN hlcsg -----
Command line: hlcsg -nowadtextures kz_dirtrock_block.map
Entering kz_dirtrock_block.map

Current hlcsg Settings
Name | Setting | Default
---------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
max lighting memory [ 6291456 ] [ 6291456 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
null texture stripping[ on ] [ on ]
clipnode economy mode [ on ] [ on ]
clip hull type [ legacy ] [ legacy ]
onlyents [ off ] [ off ]
wadtextures [ off ] [ on ]
skyclip [ on ] [ on ]
hullfile [ None ] [ None ]
nullfile [ None ] [ None ]
min surface area [ 0.500 ] [ 0.500 ]
brush union threshold [ 0.000 ] [ 0.000 ]

Using mapfile wad configuration
Wadinclude list :
[zhlt.wad]

0 brushes (totalling 0 sides) discarded from clipping hulls
CreateBrush:
(0.00 seconds)
SetModelCenters:
(0.00 seconds)


Texture usage is at 0.00 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)
0.03 seconds elapsed

----- END hlcsg -----



hlbsp v3.0 rel 3.0 Final (Feb 3 2005)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools 3.0 For Half Life 1
Based on code modifications by Sean `Zoner' Cavanaugh.
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to amckern at amckern@yahoo.com

If you have a Compile error with this stage of compile, please check
http://www.zhlt.info or the Mods Mapping Forum 'Search Function'.

----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp kz_dirtrock_block.map

Current hlbsp Settings
Name | Setting | Default
-------------------|-----------|-------------------------
threads [ 1 ] [ Varies ]
verbose [ off ] [ off ]
log [ on ] [ on ]
developer [ 0 ] [ 0 ]
chart [ off ] [ off ]
estimate [ off ] [ off ]
max texture memory [ 4194304 ] [ 4194304 ]
priority [ Normal ] [ Normal ]

noclip [ off ] [ off ]
nofill [ off ] [ off ]
noopt [ off ] [ off ]
null tex. stripping [ on ] [ on ]
notjunc [ off ] [ off ]
subdivide size [ 240 ] [ 240 ] (Min 64) (Max 512)
max node size [ 1024 ] [ 1024 ] (Min 64) (Max 8192)


0.02 seconds elapsed

----- END hlbsp -----
User
ok i did the other way to make the bsp and run it by .bat file but when i wanna play it in cs it freezes at starting local game server only 2 bars go and it freezes , so does any 1 know how to fix that?
User
hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp kz_dirtrock_block
Error: Can't open kz_dirtrock_block.p0

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis kz_dirtrock_block
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file kz_dirtrock_block.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad kz_dirtrock_block
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file kz_dirtrock_block.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----



hlbsp v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlbsp -----
Command line: hlbsp kz_dirtrock_block
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file kz_dirtrock_block.log for the cause.

----- END hlbsp -----



hlvis v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlvis -----
Command line: hlvis kz_dirtrock_block
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file kz_dirtrock_block.log for the cause.

----- END hlvis -----



hlrad v3.4 Final (Feb 25 2006)
Zoner's Half-Life Compilation Tools -- Custom Build
Based on code modifications by Sean 'Zoner' Cavanaugh
Based on Valve's version, modified with permission.
Submit detailed bug reports to (amckern@yahoo.com)
----- BEGIN hlrad -----
Command line: hlrad kz_dirtrock_block
>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file kz_dirtrock_block.log for the cause.

----- END hlrad -----



User
every time i wanna run the map hammer crashes ... is it they way i set it up, and i try to use batch complier and it dont wanna run and it says.... csg is not set or invalid for all

csg vis rad bsp etc

so any1 know how to fix this??