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In SuperJer, HALP! by general_zim:
Superjer, wherever j00 are, HALP!


Use your subliminal communications to guide me to enlightenment!

In SuperJer, HALP by general_zim:
Damn, it posted twice.


I gotta stop hitting the refresh button.



Oh, and...


<_<


>_>

you...saw....NOTHING

In SuperJer, HALP! by general_zim:
I just got done with my new build, I booted it up, installed Windows, and then went to install my mobo drivers, and


dun dun dun...


BSOD!1111ONE


It reads as follows:

driver_irql_not_less_or_equal

nvgts.sys

Preparing to dump physical memory kthx


And all this time I'm like

This happens constantly. It happens mainly when I'm trying to log on. I've logged on in Safe Mode and recovered to a previous time, and then re-installed my motherboard drivers, but I get the same thing!



Here are my specs:

MSI P7N Diamond NVIDIA nForce 780i SLI Chipset
Intel Core 2 Quad (Q6600) w/ stock cooling fan
PNY Verto GeForce 9600 GT
4 G's of Kingston Hyper X RAM (1066)
Lite-On LiteScribe DVD Drive
Westeren Digital Caviar 500Gb Hard Drive
Windows XP Homie edition



Any halp?


In Sum Fun Shit by general_zim:
Dawg, I'm a member of good ol' SP!



No one goes there anymoar, we flock here naow,



stickpageportal.com

In comics by general_zim:
Ditto.

In I got a new computer! by general_zim:
Yeah, I'm well aware of the card.


My dad is thinking of ordering it sometime this week.



Is this a good choice?


http://www.newegg.com/product/product.asp?item=N82E16814130290



Also, when I get the new card, will the BIOS detect it automatically and turn off the intel one, or will I have to do it myself?

In I got a new computer! by general_zim:
Pros:


Dual core (2.20 GHz!)

Giant Monitor (19", imo it's big.)


Con:

GAMES DON'T WORK




My gfx is like an intel GMA 3100, and all games close within five minutes of playing.


Does anybody know any fixes?


I want to atleast play my games for now until we upgrade the card to like an 8800 GT.

In **NEW FORUM ONLINE** by general_zim:
:O


<_<


>_>


wewt!

I lovez it!


Although, what happened to being able to change your sig and avatar?

In Orange Box -- Portal & HL2E2 & TF2 -- you has it? by general_zim:
I WANT IT BUT MY DAD DON'T WANNA PAY FOR IT.

In Sirtalks "A" lotz by general_zim:
I feel so honered to be at the top of the poll!!!!111one



Now all we need is 'Who makes the best sweetbread?'


Or 'What am I thinking about right now?'


In McDiddys 3 by general_zim:
liek no. I demand not.

In McDiddys 3 by general_zim:
I was actually talking about the drink but k.


Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

<img src="http://www.tomsimpson.org/images/gijoe.jpg">

In McDiddys 3 by general_zim:
THIS IS TEARING US APAAAARRRRTTT!!!-


oo, is that a coke? MINE!

In I'm thinking of upgrading my HP by general_zim:
SUPER JRE' HALP!!!



I don't know how to check if my mothaberd is compatible with some of the processors and GFX cards.



w33t! $200 in savings, prolly getting $300 for b-day. That should put me in a good spot for stuff on newegg.com!

In I'm thinking of upgrading my HP by general_zim:
I'll check it out.


Is it at least 3.00GHz?

In I'm thinking of upgrading my HP by general_zim:
I hope it stays in budget, that way, I can consider my dad to let me spend my money this way.



He'll probably say no, though.


In I'm thinking of upgrading my HP by general_zim:
I have another computer in my house, and I want....DUN DUN DUN...2 Gaming rigs.



Now, this computer I use for all my homework (who does that stuff anymore?) But, after homework, I wanna be able to play games, incase the new computer's taken up.


Now, I plan on getting TF2, so I want to make sure my computer can handle it, but I'm unsure of what my motherboard can handle, and I don't know how to check what it can. Also, I don't know what I need to get. (Power Supply? Motherboard?)


Requirments for TF2:

Pentium 4 processor (3.0GHz, or better), 1GB RAM, DirectX® 9 level Graphics Card, Windows® Vista/XP/2000, Mouse, Keyboard, Internet Connection


Now I'm thinking of upgrading to this: (I'm using birthday, so I'm keeping it cheap)

AMD Athlon 64 X2 6400+ Windsor 3.2GHz 2 x 1MB L2 Cache Socket AM2 Processor
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819103191

SAPPHIRE 100176L Radeon X1950PRO 256MB 256-bit GDDR3 PCI Express x16 HDCP Ready CrossFire Supported Video Card
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814102061


I just can't find a motherboard that might fit this, and I don't know if mine and my power supply with help. I'm also getting 2GB's of mem.


In want to kno how to help me with my sniper game? by general_zim:
"molkman" said:
No, nevermind doesn't really exist. Only in our minds. We always thought it was there, but it never was! (Like cheese)




ooooh, mom, how could you?!

In MacDiddy's 3 by general_zim:
Watch, superjer takes this long only to produce a movie that is a close up of a jar of mayo for an hour.

In Bye everybody i leave for ever :( i stop this Forum by general_zim:
AHEM?!111111



Wut were we talking about? Global Warming or something? I honestly lost track after we started counting + members...

In Science Fair, and i need YOU supes by general_zim:
How do you run that thing?


I tried fuggering it out but I ain't know how.

In Habbo by general_zim:
Peeps from SPP raid it all the time being black guys with black clothes and black afros and block the pool shouting 'PEWLZ CLOSED CUZ OF AIDS AND PHAIL' and then them peeps are all leik 'MOVE PLZ'





In multi_manager's and all that junk. by general_zim:
I making a map similar to awp_snowSkeet (loads of fun, btw)


and I want doors to open once the freeze time is up. How the fuck do I do that?

In New Movie by general_zim:
"jrkookid" said:
i didnt even looked at ur avatar so i thoguht u were shigidy lol



buuuuurrrrrnnnnneeeeddd!

In SuperJer Forums Sniper Game Finished by general_zim:
kthnx.


I'll call it: AWP WHORE!

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
On my lappy dog, I set D3D for CS to Optimal performance, and I'll get some lag spikes around 15 fps, randomly.


I'm downloading one of those drivers from that omega drivers site thing.


My lappy dog specs:

Intel Pentium M Processor 2.00
GHz

ATI Mobility RADEON X600

2 Gee's of RAM

In New Movie by general_zim:
"Supreme Edge" said:
nah i meant shigidy i didn't even know you had one...




buuuuurrrrrnnnnneeeeddd!

In SuperJer Forums Sniper Game Finished by general_zim:
Gimme the resources, I'll help you with it if you want.

In Ideas for superjer sniping game 2 by general_zim:
There was a sniper game?
















WHY WAS I NEVER INFORMED?!!!

In My 1st aiight map by general_zim:
Roofs' a lil' high.

In How to free the superjer forum curse by general_zim:
"mrsticks" said:
we are all gunna bust superjer's ballz for a mc diddys 4 if he makes a cliffhanger ending. superjer, its in your hands. besides, if there is nomc diddys 4, we need a game. GZ!




WHAT?!

In 360 busted by general_zim:
oh yah totally.


YOU NEED TO GET AN EMULATOR TO RUN OL' XBOX GAMES, THE ORIGINALS LIKE H2, NIGG.

In 360 busted by general_zim:
Did you check to make sure you have the emulator to play H2?



It happened to me before, and I got the emulator and it worked.

In world of war craft by general_zim:
....




wut?

In Banner ads. by general_zim:
I was saying that to myself the entire time. All of the articles are like that.



I have the feeling that they think they're great.

In -wad include by general_zim:
I want to include more than one wad, do I seperate them with commas or what?

In Vol Light? by general_zim:
I wanna make a volumetric light effect in my map out of a func_illusionary, and the yellow texture from halflife.wad.

What settings should I use?

In umm 360 controller as mouse.....? by general_zim:
My friend and I use our 360 Controllers for our controllers when we play stepMania, but I don't know about a mouse....

In [PROJECT] McDiddy's Chubby series by general_zim:
The completed one is pretty good, it's just that everytning happens way to fast.



Good job though. I'm still working on mine...

In tell the truth by general_zim:
Who's superjer?

And why is he so super?

In fack. by general_zim:
I was just running hlcsq twice

In How many of you know what hentai is? by general_zim:
GO AARONJER. I SHALL MAKE POPCORN.












































































In SUPERJER.COMIC by general_zim:
wurd to my brotha.


you can be in the ghetta.

In SUPERJER.COMIC by general_zim:
I DEMAND TO BE A TALKING AK47.


Who still runs Windows 95.

In HELP ME PLZ SUPER JER: cant use clips and origens... by general_zim:
don't tie clip brushes to origins.

In my roomate's basketball cards by general_zim:
Maybe he be goin to one of dem schools dat gots da roomies that you be sleepin in, yo.

In tell the truth by general_zim:
wwwaaaaatttt?


In tell the truth by general_zim:
Let us converse.














In fack. by general_zim:
It says in hlbsp that it can't load de_Warhouse.p0 when compiling.


Could it be that I was covering faces with NULL that you couldn't see to speed up compiling?

In zhlt.wad by general_zim:
What does that skip texture do?

In nodraw? by general_zim:
Does anyone know where to get like a nodraw texture for non-Source hammer?


I use it in my source maps and apply it to faces you don't see, to speed up compiling and prevent lag...

In WTF!!? by general_zim:
it's my effin' computer, nigg.

In WTF!!? by general_zim:
MAN I CAN'T CATCH A FUCKING BREAK EVEN 1.6 LAGS!!!


I'M DOOMED WITH LAG (on my laptop)


HALP! I WANT TO NOT BE LAGGING SO WHEN I TAKE THE LAPTOP WITH ME ON VAY CAY SHUN I WON'T LAG.

In umg by general_zim:
"Supreme Edge" said:
"jrkookid" said:
"echidna3" said:
"general_zim" said:
This is a post.


you are very irritating


wut does your posts even mean?


QUOTE QUOTE QUOTES SO MANY QUOTES
Quote:
This is a qoute.
Quote:
So is this:
Quote:
How's it goin'?
Quote:
THIS IS A POST
Quote:
Did I show you this already?
Quote:
Pretty sure I did.
Quote:
Lemme double check
Quote:
Nope.
Quote:
So lemme show it to you again.
Quote:
Hold on.
Quote:
one sec.
Quote:
STOP THRASHING!
Quote:
Here.
Quote:


THAT TOOK FOREVER TO DO SO ENJOY YOU STUPID FUCK.

In WTF!!? by general_zim:
This is on my laptop, BTW, not my new ultra nigra cool gaming rig.


I just wiped my C:\ drive completely clean and I STILL LAG.


STEAM IS THE ONLY THING INSTALLED SO FAR AND I STILL MO FO LAG.



WTF??


In Problem, save me SuperJer! -_- by general_zim:
Map>Check for Problems.

In Problem, save me SuperJer! -_- by general_zim:
Go to Map>Go to bursh number or whatever it says and type in the brush numbers the .err file gives you.



In Problem, save me SuperJer! -_- by general_zim:
Next time, you COULD search the forums first.



But, I usually think that the brush exploded, or you got a leak.


Yeah, one of those two.


In What. by general_zim:
El' Nigre.

In GZ's Random Shorts by general_zim:
It's a collection of clips put together into this!!



I found some of these clips in my flash folder and decided to put them into an animation. Hope you like it.


http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/pacificace/Shorts.swf

In McDirrdy's!! by general_zim:
I'LL SAVE ME!!!







In umg by general_zim:
Point.

In umg by general_zim:
so are you. this is a post.

In cops called by general_zim:
What do you THINK global warming smells like?

In McDirrdy's!! by general_zim:
I get bored. And when I get bored. I do either:


A. Laugh at others misfortunes.
B. Play CS
C. Lag
D. Abuse teeny bopper girls over the internet.
E. ????
F. Profit!


or, I animate. Luckily, today I chose to animate.



So, my message to you: BAM! HERPES.



And with the authority vested in me by the power of the state of nebraska, I shall make coffee with diligant little deviants who like to drink others misforutne while sitting in boxes.








More to cum. (lol get it!!1one?11oneQuestion?1one CUM??!!1one)

In umg by general_zim:
This is a post.

In umg by general_zim:
eh.



I like it the way it is.

In i need help really really badly by general_zim:
cue superjer entry.


In umg by general_zim:
This is the original image:



In Light and Player Leaks? *and other general problems* by general_zim:



I gave you an explanation on how to do it. 'JUST LOOK FOR WHERE THE RED LINE GOES OUTSIDE THE MAP. THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU A GENERAL IDEA WHERE THE LEAK IS. CHECK TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE FLOOR, WALLS, AND CEILINGS ARE CONNECTED TO ANOTHER SOLID TO SEAL THE MAP'


In Well... by general_zim:
not really.


I have visual basic 05.

In Well... by general_zim:
I've decided I want to take up C++ coding.



I've seen a lot of stuff about it. And people saying 'It's extremely hard!' or 'It's so easy I can do it with my eyes tied behind my back.'





I just want to learn some basics. I'm not planning on making games or anything complex, I just wanna get basics down and then I'll buy some books and stuff.


So, any suggestions? Or anyone can mentor me?

In Light and Player Leaks? *and other general problems* by general_zim:
In Hammer, go to Map>Load Pointfile



Load the pointfile of the map (I use the .pts file), and look for where the thick red line leaves the map. It'll give you a general location of where you're leak is.



In the future, to prevent leaks, use big grid sizes, and only use small grid sizes for details.



And also, make sure you're lights aren't in the solids. You should be able to see the 'lightbulb' fully.



And also make sure you're info_player_starts or info_player_deathmatches' aren't in the ground as well. I usually place them above the ground, but not by much. Just so they fall a little when they spawn.


Hope that helped.

NOW GO MAKE MUFFINS.


invisible text woo!

In FAV GUN IN CS by general_zim:
MY FAV IS THE BANHAMMER.



TMP.

In umg by general_zim:
...that was sarcasm.


Cuz somebody physically challenged (such as blindness, or lack of hand eye cordination) can pull off a simple black and white job.


wait for it....

In Source. by general_zim:
WHAT DA FUCK IS THIS??111









I got this when I was trying to load my source map.

In Source. by general_zim:
How do I continue to loop a sound?


I have a ocean wave ambience sound and I want it to keep playing, so I un-checked is NOT looped, but when I play the map it doesn't even loop.



And, I want to attach a door rotating to a func_train so it moves with it, I tried grouping it but it didn't work. How do I do this?

In umg by general_zim:
DITTO.



So do ya'll like it?

In How to make a Mcdiddy's with flash by general_zim:
Ugh.....



Um....well...first....you...uh....






(I'm favoring that annoyed smilie today.)

In THE RANT THREAD! by general_zim:
ohbtwplzstickytisplzkthnxbaiwtfbbq.

In umg by general_zim:
uh huh.




What I meant by violin was....ugh...neva mind. umg.

In Why cd's suck. by general_zim:
Good thing I didn't read this.

In Halp! by general_zim:
I'm putting models in from my garrysmod/addons folder to my map in source.



It's in a folder called "GHModels 2"


What would my filepath look like? garrysmod/addons/GHModels 2/Model.mdl?

In need some compiling help please..urgent!! by general_zim:
hlcsg -wadinclude cstrike firstmap



There you go.

In !!!!!NEED HELP!!!!! by general_zim:
uhh...you didn't have to start another firetruck....


if we didn't answer yet, it's because we haven't figured it out yet.

In umg by general_zim:
New sig and avatahr.



Yes, it is ME who is playing the violin.



liek, c/c?1one

In THE RANT THREAD! by general_zim:
Well, you don't have to put [/rant] if you're not ranting...



which, my friends, is called.......




SHPAM



[/rant]

In graveyard by general_zim:
ANOTHER BOT?!

In Hmmm by general_zim:
Molkman, the link provided is dead.



Seems anything linking to adobe's site will just make you download CS3.



And I can't.


In GWSOD CS (I AIN'T RECRUITING) by general_zim:
My dad won't let my get my own domain.


Geocities offers that package, but he won't get it.



The site is just for putting the maps where people can get them. The forums are used more.

In GWSOD CS (I AIN'T RECRUITING) by general_zim:
Kay, this time I won't recruit, but you CAN check out my site.



http://www.geocities.com/peteswebworld/CS/Homepage.html




We do need more members, so if you happen to join, WUMG!!!1one


Currently I think the only Superjer.com member is fr3ak_boi...

In THE RANT THREAD! by general_zim:
you forgot [/rant]



+1 FAIL POINT

In THE RANT THREAD! by general_zim:
Talk about stuff that pisses you (or your signifigant other) off!



I'll begin.




I hate little kids who hide under the shelves of paper towels in grocery stores and try to scare you by going "Rawr!!11one" smiling, laughing, going "Rawr rawr rawr!" then running off, and the parents just stand there, oblivious to their little douchildren. [/rant]

In rap makes no sense anymore by general_zim:
Rap = major fail.



Everybody in my school has to listen it and has to be ghetto or else you're not cool.



And they talk all "Dat wuz hot"



[/rant] I'm making a rant thread. Sticky it.

In PLAY ****ING SSB!!! (and others) by general_zim:
Nope. The sites linked too have agreements with the ESA.

In PLAY ****ING SSB!!! (and others) by general_zim:
Does anyone know where I can GET the mario kart 64 ROM file?


plox?

In graveyard by general_zim:
I believe you can get models of skeleton parts....

In graveyard by general_zim:
Or a disco club. Smack in the middle of the map. Or the secret tunnel leads to it.


Have a zombie DJ!

In Hmmm by general_zim:
Touche'

In PLAY ****ING SSB!!! (and others) by general_zim:
I don't have melee. I wish I did, though.

In PLAY ****ING SSB!!! (and others) by general_zim:
Maybe.


Too bad the ESA protected rom files Like Mario Kart and stuff. Unless....*hint* *hint*

In graveyard by general_zim:
Sounds:

http://superjer.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=1427



But as far as ideas go I can't help you there...

In cs map editor by general_zim:
Open the .err file with notepad.

In PLAY ****ING SSB!!! (and others) by general_zim:
Frist, get Project64k


http://pj64k.emulation64.com/files/Project64k_0_13.zip



Then unzip to any folder you would like.


Then get the Super Smash Bros rom, from..I dunno, coolrom.com and unzip to the folder where your project64 is.




Now, open project64k.exe and if you get this message:




Go to control panel, Apperance and Themes, Display, Settings tab, and change you're color to 16 bit.



Now, re-open project64k.exe: if it has Super Smash Bros and it says compatible, you're fine. It might look like this:





I'll rape anybody in SSB. Lag set aside.

In Hmmm by general_zim:
I didn't see that.

All of the sites that came up for me where either stupid clothes stores or website hosting

In Why does my hlvis take so long? by general_zim:
Got it to work!



Thanks a lot.


On some, the go to error wouldn't work, So I ran through my list of entities and whatever ones didn't show up, I deleted.

In Hmmm by general_zim:
Does anyone know where you can still get a Flash 8 trail?



I'm not using CS3 because my trial ran out, and I can't re-download.

In Why does my hlvis take so long? by general_zim:
Nope. It's still there.

In Hookay. by general_zim:
Kay.



Thanks again.

In Hookay. by general_zim:
Sorry I'm posting so many damn firetrucks, but



When I go to place a clip brush, when I compile the map, I have to delete the clip brush to make the compiling work....



Do I have to tie a clip brush to an entity?

In Why does my hlvis take so long? by general_zim:
Yeah, but this is all:






And I do go to error, but it doesn't do nuttin.



Want me to send you the map file?

In Let's all play Trickster today! by general_zim:
Let's not and say we did.



In Why does my hlvis take so long? by general_zim:
Now the map won't even compile:



hlbsp: Error: Empty Solid Entity
Description: A solid entity in the map (func_wall for example) has no brushes.
Howto Fix: If using Worldcraft, do a check for problems and fix any occurences of 'Empty solid'




I checked but all of them are assigned to something.....

In Ah great. by general_zim:
Yeah, in my fy_crashZone.bat file, I forgot to put


copy file fy_crashZone.bsp





In Why does my hlvis take so long? by general_zim:
I'm making this map right here:






I think it's that helicopter taking the hlvis so long. I could be wrong though.




And it's the leafThread thing that takes long.

In Why does my hlvis take so long? by general_zim:
Wow. Just wow.




I left my computer on all night, and it's only at 70 percent.





It's the LeafThread thing by the way.


Why would it be taking so long?

In Why does my hlvis take so long? by general_zim:
My hlvis has been sitting at 40 percent for an hour now.



Why is it taking so long?

In How do I use an ambient_generic properly? by general_zim:
I've downloaded custom sounds to use for my map,



and I have a question, is there a certain folder I have to put them in for the ambient_generic to work?



And also, how I start, and stop the same sound? With a AAATRIGGER Brush?


In Ah great. by general_zim:
I go to compile my map from zhlt, and the little bitch spits out this message:



----- END hlrad -----


Could not find the file specified.




._.

In McDiddy's Game by general_zim:
.....why did you spam an old thread?



and why wasn't this thread locked?






I DEMAND IT BE LOCKED. NO MOAR DISCUSSION. DO NOT TALK.


In mcdiddys 3 by general_zim:
could be.


I prefer plain ol' plx, just flesh. (no bone. Get's in the way of the flavor.)

In mcdiddys 3 by general_zim:
supes, Pee Emm me if you wants me to help in MD3.


plx?

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
haha, I tried it, and it closed as soon as I set it to "Realtime".




Well, I'm fine with a little slow framerate, but at least it's not 1 fps!


Thanks again, supes.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Spyware free too?



I'll try it.



Also, changing the priority helped a bit. There's no more lag spikes, just a little slow framerate, but it's very smooth, and I can actaully work and enjoy RCT3 now.


(what would happen if I set the priority to "realtime"?)

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Well, I'm using Windows Defender, because I don't feel like making someone drive down three towns over to a circuit city to buy one.



And, I shall try that AboveNormal thing. I didn't thing of that!

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Alright.



1. Does not get hot.
2. Check and check. I even scanned my registry for problems, un-installed, and re-installed.
3. I'm trying to enjoy RCT3 with no lag.
4. Who uses safe mode anymore?
5. Requirments:

RCT3:


Pentium 3 733 MHz or faster (Pentium 4 1.3 GHz recommended) I have a Pentium M 2.00 GHZ

128 MB RAM, 256 MB RAM for XP (256 MB, or 384 MB for XP recommended) I've got 2GB.

600 MB free space Not sure how much I got

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Well, I'll have about 1 minute of no lag in RCT3, then, a 2 minute lag spike, another 1 minute of no lag, then maybe around 3 minutes of lag aain.



Even with everything set down to High Performance.




Could it be that I'm running on a notebook?

In mcdiddys 3 by general_zim:
I can helps!!!


I got more expierience since MM.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
...I'm serious. I'm pissed off.


WHAT CAN I DO?!

In THESE PEOPLE AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE!!! by general_zim:
YEY!!!


Let's have a big counter-attack partie!!!



I'll get the beer.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Good news: Got 2 1 GB kingston notebook memory chips.

Bad news: Still lag.




In THESE PEOPLE AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE!!! by general_zim:
You're right...


damn.

In THESE PEOPLE AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE!!! by general_zim:
I did. I know it wasn't automated. SOMEONE wrote it.



So, I hope the little douche got the message.

In THESE PEOPLE AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE!!! by general_zim:


I got a message today.

---------------------

Microsoft <update@microsoft.com> wrote:


Hello! Hackers discovered new bugs on Windows XP versions. Now, your computer is very vulnerable to this attacks,

that`s why Microsoft Corporation relased a new patch to protect your sistem!

If you do not install this patch, the hackers can attack your computer, break into your sistem and steal passwords

or secret informations. In USA over 11,000,000 computers were attacked! Those computers didn`t have installed

protection patch!

Please download the patch and install it on your computer now!

Follow one of next links to download the patch:

DOWNLOAD PATCH: => http: //jmaustin. com/patch. exe

DOWNLOAD PATCH: => http: //v31827.1blu. de/phpmyadmin/patch. exe

* * DO NOT IGNORE THIS MESSAGE * *

Thank you!



.....Seriously. It chock full of errors, and grammatical errors too. Plus, you can tell it's a virus download message.


-------------------------


So, I respond with this:


no.





nice try.





I'm not an idiot. Microsoft doesn't send messages like: "OMG PLEASE DOWNLOAD THIS VIRUS IT'S ALL UPDATED AND STUFF IT FOUR J00/!!!!1 VIRUSES ARE ATTAKCINHG !!1ONE!11ONE IT'S NOT A VIROUS IT;S AN IMPORTANT THING DOWNLOADS IT NOW AND YOUR COMPUTER WON'T BE VUNERABLE NO MOARS!!!1ON!!11ONE!11SHIFT"







go die.





Reasons why I don't believe it:



1. Poor spelling and Grammar

2. Hackers discovered these things? That makes me suspicious to begin with.




My god.

In *.COMIC 8 "Communism" & 9 "Darts" by general_zim:
Superjer has too much free time.


I wish my garage was like that.

In Man kills vampire peacock at NY BK. by general_zim:
Too much crack.



This shoulda been on cops. I wanted to see it.

In Lighting problem in CS map by general_zim:
This happened to me once, just make the entities aren't jammed in a solid.

In Odd Google Earth Picture. by general_zim:
Looks like global warming.

In Ever heard of "Plasma Pong"? by general_zim:
this game = major win.

except I don't feel like downloading it. I saw the video.

In SUPERJER.COMIC by general_zim:
agree'd.


joke phailed awhile ago.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Thanks a lot!


My Dad and I are still looking over some parts at newegg.com, so we won't be building just yet, but thanks for the quick and dirty guide! (trademark sign)

In SUPERJER.COMIC by general_zim:
corn jizz + corn sister = physical de-formed babycorn.




or the yellow "jizz" might just be the fact that he...ah...excreted the color out of himself.



in other words, pushed to hard.

In NO RECRUITING! by general_zim:
He didn't say he was going to ban me, he just said, make it so the next time someone repeats my incredibly un-intelligent mistake, ban them.




Hopefully SuperJer has the BanHammer ready.

In NO RECRUITING! by general_zim:
Wow.


How I missed this is beyond me.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
well I don't really use Steam much anymorez so thanks for the help once again.




P.S.


My dad and I are building our new computer.


Know any good guides online?

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Steam, RCT3, SoulSeek, ITunes, and AIM.

In SUPERJER.COMIC by general_zim:
ditto.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
so upgrading to 2GB of memory with a 256MB Graphics Card will improve the performance a bit?

In McDiddys 3 by general_zim:
THIS IS TEARING US APAAAARRRRTTT!!!!!!11one[/sob]





[/drama]
[/post]

In SUPERJER.COMIC by general_zim:
maybe it's corn juice.





...wait, corn juice?

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Question: Will upgrading my 1GB memory to 2GB in the timeframe until I buy a computer speed things up for awhile?

In SUPERJER.COMIC by general_zim:
I look like air.


Awesome.

In SUPERJER.COMIC by general_zim:
I'd like to be a short person with big-protruding shoulders who is dressed in general fatiques, who talks in fragments.




....thank.you.



EDIT: Oh! Who also still runs window's 95.

In SUPERJER.COMIC by general_zim:
w33t!


Awesome.



uh...great job.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Thanks again, supes.

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
So, I should just use the setup you recomended and build it?




I'll have to figure something out.


I may just buy the second one I linked.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16883227027

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Yeah, I talked to my dad about that.


We may even go with the setup supes showed me.



It's just, I've (or my dad, for that matter) have never built our own computer, and I imagine it's not hard?

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Thanks again.


I'm fucking tired of fucking lag.



....I mean beep.



Good thing I never spend my money because I could buy it right now. I have the money!



and, how is this?

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16883227014


very good deal! Look at that price! But I'm not sure about the hardware, so tell me if that's a good deal...

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
Item# N82E16814143071 is removed from shopping cart due to quantity limitation/insufficient stock. Some combo items might be affected by this.



?


what item did that happen to be?




EDIT:


How does this sound?


iBUYPOWER Gamer-Fire Athlon 64 X2 4400+ 1GB DDR2 250GB Dual ATI Radeon X1950GT Windows Vista Home Premium - Retail


Audio: Realtek ALC883 7.1 Channel Surround Sound
Cache Per Processor: 2 x 512KB L2 Cache
Ethernet: Built-in GB Ethernet LAN
Graphics: 2x ATI Radeon X1950GT 256MB Graphics -- running Crossfire Mode
Hard Drive: 250GB SATA
Memory: 1GB DDR2 800
Optical Drive 1: 18X DL DVD+/-RW Drive
Processor: AMD Athlon 64 X2 4400+(2.3GHz)
Processor Main Features: 64 bit Dual Core Processor
Recommended Usage: Gaming



http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16883227027

In Kay. (I need a new computer.) by general_zim:
I need a new computer.


I want one that will run games really cool like and not lag.




BUT it has to be sorta cheap. Not breaking over $1,300



HP comes to mind. How does this setup sound...



HP Pavilion Slimline s3000y series

Genuine Windows Vista™ Home Premium (32-bit)
Intel® Pentium® 4 641 w/ HT Technology, 3.2GHz
2GB DDR2-667MHz dual channel SDRAM (2x1024)
Integrated Intel® 950 (Graphics Card)
160GB 7200 rpm SATA 3Gb/s hard drive
LightScribe 16X DVD+/-R/RW SuperMulti drive
Integrated 7.1 channel sound w/front audio ports
Microsoft® Office Home and Student Edition 2007
HP 17-inch LCD Wide Flat Panel Monitor

?

In omg GMOD!!! by general_zim:
I haven't been on for awhile, and I probably missed a lot. But....there is still hope! (for a bit)



Anywho, or how, I recently got Garry's mod, and thought to myself, "what the hell? If the guy who made 'concerned' could make a full length-series comic about hl2 with a funny twist, why can't I, but about CS:S?"


So here's my first strip. If you want moar then go there.


AFK #1

In What is up with these new people. by general_zim:
I blame the schools

and i also blame the cheese that's been sitting in the fridge for the past week.

gotta love that magical odor.

In file hosting! by general_zim:
does anyone know any file hosting sites that support .bat files?


no questions, just gimme any you may know. All of the ones of tried so far don't do .bat files.

In Mapping help (SDK) by general_zim:
So I expieremented with some of the ropes, and i want to know...

if i make it breakable, how would I be able to make it shut off the lights to the room it's connected to?


Here's the pic:




The entity selected is the move_rope, and the other one is the keyframe_rope. The rope is connected to the house, and is set to breakable.

In SDK Help! by general_zim:
I've already opened up the Hammer in SDK and made a new config for CS:S, but I go to the pull-down menu to select CS:S, and it doesn't.



I can't believe it's this complicated. I've refreshed and reset my configurations 7 times already with no outcome.

In SDK Help! by general_zim:
No matter how much I try I can't get SDK to work for CS:S.


What should I do?

In I wanna put some models into a CZ map... by general_zim:
I tried that and put my models into the Valve Hammer Editor folder, and when I try to load the map it says "[filepath/modelname.mdl] not found"

my filepath being like "C:/Program Files/Valve Hammer Editor"


...so, where do I place the models?

In I wanna put some models into a CZ map... by general_zim:
...and my CS FGD has nothing to do so (i think...)


so can anyone tell me what to use if I want to put a model in a CZ map?

In PixelMachine ray-tracing dealy-bob! by general_zim:
how do you run this?!

This looks insane. Good work, superjer, or your correct name to address you by...

In what or this by general_zim:
jellybutter



um.....


this or that?

In TS2 by general_zim:
but I like my arms. Fine. Agreed.

In How can it be.... by general_zim:
Where can I update mine? From the direct x diagnostic box?

In what or this by general_zim:
chuck norris



hawt buttsecksing OR buttsecksing hawt

In TS2 by general_zim:
I like the hawt buttsecks in this one

In How can it be.... by general_zim:
still lagging...what else can I do?


I'm sure that I do NOT want to reformat, because I don't have the time to save the important stuff on disks.


In WAD Files dont open... by general_zim:
I highly doubt this guy is mentally retarded.

In How can it be.... by general_zim:
I'm postive on all that.

In Official Porn Bot Needing Ban Firetruck by general_zim:
I have this exact same problem on my other forums, just the bots keep coming from different IPs.


In How can it be.... by general_zim:
I have an ATI MOBILITY RADEON X600 with a total memory of 256.0 MB


um...my processer? Intel Pentium M processor with 2.00 ghz

my memory is around 1024 mb....


and I have about no clue what so ever about my ram specs.



In How can it be.... by general_zim:
....that when I deleted practiclly EVERY single file and program that my family doesn't use on this computer, it still lags?



I cannot believe it! I pretty much deleted a total of 156,000 mb off my computer in 3 days, and it still lags.


I just installed Half-Life 2, Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Platnium, and Flight Simulator Deluxe after I deleted those old programs and files.



WHAT CAN I DO??? I NEED SPEED TO PLAY THESE GLORIOUS GAMES. IT TAKES 5 MINUTES JUST FOR ME TO GO FORWARD AN INCH IN HL2!!!!! GGGGAAAAGGGHHH!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!

In My New Flash by general_zim:
yay! He used MY preloader!!!


Oh boy I'm so happy!







oh the flash....yes. very good. good sense of humor that guy has.

In New Sig by general_zim:
ooo! yay.

In Official Porn Bot Needing Ban Firetruck by general_zim:
they're invading!!!!

why!? why!?

In my mouse isn't working.... by general_zim:
alright I'll try it.

In my mouse isn't working.... by general_zim:
I don't know, nor care. But It'd be great if I can get my mouse working again so you don't have to hear me complain.

In my mouse isn't working.... by general_zim:
I went on the computer this moring but my mouse wasn't working, and I put fresh batteries in it last night. So I opened the mouse up and there was this sticky.....stuff in the battery compartment. So I grabbed my other mouse I have (it's wireless, just like the one that isn't working) and I plugged it in (it has a USB device that picks up the signals of the mouse movements) but that one didn't work. So now I'm stuck using this very gay touchpad...


can anybody help me?

In So what do you do for a living? by general_zim:
I'm in 7th grade and I play guitar at school dances for the recognition.

In Ok so I missed the whole dickbass thing. by general_zim:
I hate those bots. They kept signing up on my first forum, so I eventually got tired of it and shut the board down until I feel like opening it back up.

In McDiddys 3 by general_zim:
I hope Mcdiddy's 3 is worth the wait.

In another PRoblem, help by general_zim:
just delete those brushes and you'll be fine.

In McDiddys 3 by general_zim:
coloring books?

Don't forget the coloring books!

In MC DIDDY'S 3!!!!! by general_zim:
superjer, don't you mean:

if the police ask, you didn't get it from my forum!

or:

if I ask, you didn't get it from me

or wait......

In Introducing the McDiddy's Flash Playkit by general_zim:
Those you could just sxtract from your computer....but then again, some people may not own Half Life 1......


I'll make a huge thing of sounds from Half Life downloadable later, k?

In McDiddys 3 by general_zim:
Last time I checked he was making it a boat.

In Christmas is coming up you may know..... by general_zim:
my family could afford, I'm just wanting to know if It'd be good for me.


You could consider my skill level at around average, not terrible.

In Christmas is coming up you may know..... by general_zim:
and I was thinking, what kind of electric guitar should I get?


I just mastered acoustic, and I've been looking around.

I was thinking a long the lines of a fender stratocaster, but....you know, I'm not completely sure.

In Truck by general_zim:
where's the part with the chain guns?

I refuse to watch any more until they throw in a chain gun!

In How Did You Find Out by general_zim:
Google. my friends. Google.


I take NO liabilty in calling you my "friend", just in case you intend to sue.


In Just what I need...bullshit by general_zim:
Well, I saved, then it loaded part of the saved map, with a lot of holes in it.

In Just what I need...bullshit by general_zim:
I was working on this big project for my site, and my computer was slowing up. So I saved, and restarted. Now, when I turned the computer back on, my hammer was wiped out. I had to re-configure everything and hammer loaded the same map, but the map loaded wasn't the one with all my progress, it loaded the map when I had started the whole thing, with one room....and a lot of holes...


Does anybody have an idea about what happened?

In Introducing the McDiddy's Flash Playkit by general_zim:
*shakes fist*

I was close. I hope.

In Introducing the McDiddy's Flash Playkit by general_zim:
Make your button, select it, press F8 to convert it to a symbol, click "button", go into actions, and put this.


on (release) {
gotoAndPlay("framenumber");
}

framenumber being your frame number.

In elevator help by general_zim:
Don't use func_doors.


Your supposed to use func_trains, but they're pretty difficult to understand. Just stick to using ladders and stairs and gain some hammer expierence before moving on.

In How do I configure Hammer to make Half Life maps? by general_zim:
When I attempt to compile my next...big full map I get this:

hlbsp: Error: Line 202 is incomplete (did you place a " inside an entity string?)


I've looked at all of my entities but I don't know of any that would have such an obstruction...

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
didn't he beat the laundry with a cotten baseball bat?

In compile problem by general_zim:
ok...whatever works out better.

In Texture help please by general_zim:
aHA!


infodecal is my answer! I tested it in a map and the white stuff didn't show up, and it rendered the blood red!!!!


muahahahahahahahahaha.....ha...ha......ha.

In text file that come up when u pick teams by general_zim:
good think I locked my doors....and windows....and I've got attack dogs. And I stay up all night.




<_<


So that's why I'm so tired all the time.

In text file that come up when u pick teams by general_zim:
...and then you type in whatever you want.

In Which would be better? by general_zim:
aahh, I'll try it.

In crazy planes by general_zim:
did you download that map?


For some reason I want to play it.....

In compile problem by general_zim:
you might not have any info_player_starts or info_playerdeathmatch's or whatever. Without these people can't choose teams. Be sure you have them, and that they're INSIDE your map.

In Which would be better? by general_zim:
O.o................de...de..de.de...de...de..decompile?



<_<





>_>



Yeeeeaaaaahh....how?

In Which would be better? by general_zim:
Mmkay, now how would I get this grunt (isn't he handsome) to be at the controls of this func_tank?





Because I noticed in half-life that whenever there is a turret, usually a grunt is by it, and when you kill him, the turret isn't active anymore.

In Which would be better? by general_zim:
Using monster_generic for a scene or a regular monster_whatever.


I'm doing this scene for Half Life SP where theres a parked ospery (monster_furniter, using scripted_sequence to set it's sequence) and I want two or three grunts to run away from the ospery, and enter a building, but I don't know how to get them to run into the building, and I don't think I should use monster_hgrunt because then they'd probably stop and shoot at the player, ruining the scene...


Please A.S.A.P! I have school tommorow and it cuts down map making time...

In Introducing the McDiddy's Flash Playkit by general_zim:
I got limited edition mcdiddy's 1 backgrounds I while kekekeke.

In compile and play problem pz help by general_zim:
Did you make your own .wad file and used it in hammer, because your supposed to put this in the batch file.



Take out

hlcsg

And replace with

hlcsg -wadinclude wadfile mapname


Wadfile being whatever the .wad file is called, and mapname being your mapname.

In stupid error!! by general_zim:
How many faces does have?

In .wad files (missing [ in texturedef) by general_zim:
I think it would work better if you might have actually spelled out test, instead of using a letter. Maybe that's causing it I don't know. But next time, use a longer map name.

In ERROR !!!!!!!!!! by general_zim:
ctrl+shift+G , type in the number of the brush, go to it, delete it.

In Vertex tool... by general_zim:
Is there a way you can make a verticie?


I mean, I have no idea how to make merge the verticies to make the truck-looking thing.



In Error!!!! by general_zim:
Look in the log, and see what it's nagging about. I've had this problem plenty of times.

In My ambient_generics don't work! by general_zim:
I'll see if that works. Thanks again.

In My ambient_generics don't work! by general_zim:
I think it may be my pathfile but whenever I put in ambient generic in there with a file path leading to a folder in my documents (I have a folder full of sounds), and I try to play my map, it gets to "Verifing Resources" and stops.

What file path should it be leading to? A URL? My valve\sounds\whatever folder?

In How do I configure Hammer to make Half Life maps? by general_zim:
OK, well I've finished a little test map for Half Life Single Player, and I want to know where to put the compiled .bsp file....


I'm testing on a version of Half Life that isn't installed under steam, so my filepath right now is C:\Sierra\Half-Life\valve\




And then to access my map from the game, don't I put in the console

"map mapname" without qoutes, mapname being my mapname?

In My 1186th Post by general_zim:
I wonder how happy your gonna be when you're a 1337 graduate.

In My Pimp New Movie!!! by general_zim:
I currently have 4 stars. Would you like some shigidy?



But you have to tell me your credit. I don't like giving loans to poor people. It's middle class or my ass.

In Texture help please by general_zim:
would the actual sprite render red? Or would I have to color that in myself?

In Texture help please by general_zim:
well, it's the same. The white stuff is still there, even though I did func_illusanary or whatever with RenderMode = Solid FX Amount = 255. (in the game)



I'm making a HL1 map for single player and this part here has dead bodies strewn about. But how would I render the blood red and get rid of the white?



In How do I activate the console in half life!? by general_zim:
I got the following info from planet half life...

First you must enable the developer's console via the advanced options in keyboard settings. To get to the keyboard settings click "Options" in the in-game menu, then "Keyboard" and finally click the "Advanced" button. Check the "Enable Developers Console" option and hit save.



But the thing is, there is no "Enable Developers Console" option.....

I WANNA CHEAT! It's my weekend and I want to play HL all weekend and cheat in it and what not.

In CS Problem here..... by general_zim:
it is there, and it is set to 1.

In CS Problem here..... by general_zim:
still nothing.

In CS Problem here..... by general_zim:
alright I'll try.

In CS Problem here..... by general_zim:
I did what molkman said and exited steam, and restarted, but it's still left hand alignment.


And superjer......yeah.

In How do I configure Hammer to make Half Life maps? by general_zim:
Thanks for the tip. I'll be sure to acknowledge that.

In damn func_tank is fucking up by general_zim:
OK, well I made my turret, and I when I played it in my map. Here's everything that was fuckd up with it:



1. When I used the turret, it just started rotating all the way around to face me.
2. When I fired, the bullets didn't come out of the barrel, they came from the origin brush on the right.
3. There's no sound, even though I targeted it at a ambient_generic

In How do I configure Hammer to make Half Life maps? by general_zim:
I wanna make a map for opposing force or something, but I don't know how to confiure it. I just installed old opposing forces, not from steam though.

In CS Problem here..... by general_zim:
My weapon alignment is left handed for some reason, and I suck left handed, so I tried switching it to right handed in the options menu and I hit apply, but it didn't change it. It's still left hand aligment.....



Help!

In portal file doesn't exist? by general_zim:
Command line: hlvis aim_crashZone
Error: Portal file 'aim_crashZone.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map

I've had this problem before but I forget what caused it....

In ahhhh errors galore! (im not sure what that word means) :) by general_zim:
press ctrl + shift + G and type in the brush number, see what the search leads to, delete, and compile again. If it gives you another brush, repeat.

In fatal error by general_zim:
D_SCAlloc: bad cache width -13640


wtf?

In Sponsor Banners by general_zim:
he's got a point you know....I think.

In Texture help please by general_zim:
alright. After school I will.


Damn education propoganda.....

In Fencing, Doors..Help Please.. by general_zim:
"superjer" said:
Name your doors door1 and door2.

Create a multimanager and name it round_start.

In the multimanager, turn off SmartEdit and add two keys (key -> value):

door1 -> 10
door2 -> 30

That's it. round_start is a game event that cstrike itself triggers every round.

The only problem with this is if the round ends in less than 30 seconds, door2 could open on the next round.


I want to do something like that but an explosion at the beginning of the round, right when it loads.......non damageable of course, considering I'm placing it in a area where the terrorists spawn.

In Texture help please by general_zim:
I don't really know. I'm using these decals:


http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/pacificace/decals.jpg

I just want the white stuff not to show up......

In Sponsor Banners by general_zim:
I love these things.

In Texture help please by general_zim:
um, do you know how the decals.wad file has all the textures with the white around them?


I want to make an area look all scorched, but I want to get rid of the white stuff around the texture.


?

In would this crash steam? I'm trying to reduce lag.... by general_zim:
alright. I'll try it.



Would the only reason to reduce it's priority becuase it's sucking up all your CPU?

In Texture help please by general_zim:
omg omg omg omg omg help!!!!11one

In would this crash steam? I'm trying to reduce lag.... by general_zim:
I heard somewhere that if you go into windows task manager (ctrl + alt + delete) and go to the processes tab, you can right click on Steam.exe and then click on Set Priority and then belowNormal.......will this crash Steam or not? I really want to reduce lag......

In what does env_shooter do? by general_zim:
alright. Beautiful.

In what does env_shooter do? by general_zim:
I wanna know cause I'm making this hawt map with a bunker and I want to put a turret in there.....



Well....heres where I used env_shooter just tell me what it does so I know to keep it or not.





I made it so when the user presses the use key on the black handle, it's a func_button targeted at turret, the env_shooter.

In My Pimp New Movie!!! by general_zim:
I NEED THE MUSIC FOR MY VLISTENING PLEASURE

In New Sig by general_zim:
wow. Nice sigs.


<_< ........................ >_> ....................... DISNEY!!!!!

In COMPUTER!!! by general_zim:
I wonder what he's going to call that thing....

In help please by general_zim:
That's cause I deleted half of it. I just put all my used game shortcuts in one folder, most used programs in another folder, and then the four icons on front.

In Texture help please by general_zim:
Well, could this be solved by doing a func_wall and setting it to Render Mode > Solid and FX Amount 255?


Also, what func_illusinary would i do if I want it to be able to shoot through it and the blue stuff still invisible?

In COMPUTER!!! by general_zim:
OMG



What brand might I ask? Ooop, I did.

In help please by general_zim:
tingly might be what it makes you feel, it just makes me fapurbate.

In Texture help please by general_zim:
func_illusinary (spelling?)

In Texture help please by general_zim:
Well, when I do this.......and play the game......the brush isn't solid. You're able to walk right through it.

In help please by general_zim:
This is what my desktop looks like, not that anybody cares.

please






It's fapurbative! fap fap fap

In func_button by general_zim:
Uh, how would I make a lever like this rotate?


In oversized stuff by general_zim:
well, instead of having to click everything, you can just use

] to increase and [ to decrease.

In Cash Register? by general_zim:
We could do it as a big superjer.com map project.


Everyone pitches in a little part and we connect for a big map omg!!

In Texture help please by general_zim:
bump

help!

In some error thingy by general_zim:
well once he can open the file he can maybe give us what's inside that thing so we can help...

In Sliding door.... by general_zim:
ok, so a door sliding to the right has it's angle set to 0?

And one sliding to the left is 180?

In Sliding door.... by general_zim:
does it involve origins? And I've tied a brush to an entity and selected func_door but I don't see how I'd set the direction.....

In Sliding door.... by general_zim:
I know there's a way to do it, but I couldn't find it here....so...yeah.

In Bah I'm stupid by general_zim:
Wrong!!!!


You don't really need AlienWare. It is so much cheaper if you buy cheap parts, dip them in dog shit, put it in shitty plastic casing and sell it to your nieghbor


Then again that would be impossible to sell it to your neighbor if you're living in the middle of no where.

In I love you guys by general_zim:
I call pre order!

In zhlt.wad tutorial. by general_zim:
damn. Gotta edit that.


Well in that case it was a big waste of time to check to make sure my textures weren't jammed into one another on my maps.....

In Texture help please by general_zim:
You know how same textures have that blue stuff in them that's supposed to be invisble? (The textures with } in front of the name)

In my game when ever I have a texture like that, it isn't invisible, it's black....

In Bah I'm stupid by general_zim:
I dunno. I'm happy with my computer now.

In some error thingy by general_zim:
French Toast!

In zhlt.wad tutorial. by general_zim:
OK everyone, I've made a tutorial on SPP on Hammer and stuff.



This is on how to make doors, ladders, the like. And for all the noobs out there, it has a....<_<.....a....>_>......LINK TO ZHLT.WAD!!!!11ONEONEELEVEN!!11 so now you don't have to complain!!!


Here it is


Yay.

In some error thingy by general_zim:
right click on the .err file, and click open.


It's going to say "Windows cannot open the file"

Choose from the list below what says "Choose a program from a list"

Check that, and a list should open. Just look for "Notepad" and hit ok or whatever.


In Bah I'm stupid by general_zim:
I heard of some company called "AlienWare" or whatever. They're computers sound awesome.



Not to mention the fact they cost around $1000. Yeah I'm totally asking for one of those this christmas!

In I need your premission here sups. by general_zim:
Well, the only place I used iframe is on the archive page. That's a layer on the homepage there. The only reason I used iframe on the archive page is because I can't get the links in the archive to open in a new window.



I'm satsified with my layout though. My other one was a bit pants.

In Bah I'm stupid by general_zim:
haha nice.

In Bah I'm stupid by general_zim:
There you go.


It isn't all bad, you can always back your files on savefile or something, then again, not the most reliable.


and screw dell, I have a sony viao. Look at av for refrence.

In Bah I'm stupid by general_zim:
I also back my shit up. My desk in my room is filled with all my disks, including half my hard-drive from '04.



My parents refuse to buy me a jump-drive.

In Offical Mapmakers Idea Thread by general_zim:
Well I've finished a nice little project de_waterway.


This took me a good week to make, and 5 extra days testing and improving it.



Click for download!


Just click on the link, go to the nav bar, click on "Staff Maps", click meh banner, and there you go. It's on that page.

In Ideas of maps post it here.. by general_zim:
already made a thread like this bud.


de_lake sounds good. What's the plan for each? Do you have one?

In Not to be mean. by general_zim:
The real problem is, everybody has gotten so damn used to IM and 1337 speak.



If you spell correctly, you win at the internets.

In I need your premission here sups. by general_zim:
alright thanks.



Heres the homepage if you wanna check it out:

Here

In bad surface extends.... by general_zim:
where'd you get the trees?

In I need your premission here sups. by general_zim:
Do you think when I get the site back up, hopefully today, you could submit at least one of your maps? My friend and I have already bookmarked a few maps we were going to put up, and the only map we're going to submit next is the GWSOD Arena, which will be our site map we play tournaments on.




Just tell me now so I can reserve some space. Plenty of people from SPP are begging me to put the site back up so they can submit.

In I need your premission here sups. by general_zim:
alright thanks again.

In I need your premission here sups. by general_zim:
Alright, I've been doing some changes to my GWSOD CS site, and I've decided I want to put a tutorial on how to do various stuff in hammer there.


I've written and documented various tutorials I made like ladders, doors, the like, but I would like to know if I could have your permission to either put your tutorial on how to make maps in hammer on my site or link to it.



I don't want to piss you off if you discover it and know that you never gave me permission you know?

In Noob Here need help by general_zim:
I'd suggest you do.

In Noob Here need help by general_zim:
you need to download zhlt.


Here

In I love you guys by general_zim:
would anthrax notebooks be possible?

In Should I sig this? by general_zim:
alright.


I made the screen shake with AS.

In bad surface extends.... by general_zim:
wow! nice map!


But I can't help you sorry.


In I love you guys by general_zim:
Exactly why I demand the release of superjer.com school supplies!


These can range from exploding pencils and anthrax notebooks.

In Sigs..sorta things by general_zim:
awesome. Nice effects.

In I love you guys by general_zim:
I'm serious. You guys are the best.



In fact, I got in trouble today in school because I started craking up about this post one of youz made. You make me laugh so bad. My friend Tom wants to sign up here, then I was telling him about you guys and he got pretty damn scared. He said you'd ban him right away...



But I'm glad I'm part of these forums.


In Elevator. Yes. Again. by general_zim:
oooooooooh alright gotcha. Thanks again.


BUT, when I play my map, the lift doesn't show up, and when I press the elevator buttons, it crashes CZ and says something about SV_sartVolume = 2500......

In Elevator. Yes. Again. by general_zim:
So you just place one path_corner at the top, and one at the bottom, and aim them at each other by setting the angles? And I don't see a flag like "Deactivates train" all I see is

"Wait retrigge"
"Teleport"
"Fire Once"

That's the only thing I didn't understand.

In How do you make your own sky textures? by general_zim:
like this superjer?







Would I do the same at the bottom, to?


In How do you make your own sky textures? by general_zim:
so I place origin textures at all my corners? heh heh...

In eep! by general_zim:
hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 44, Side 4: has a coplanar plane at (536, -309, -170), texture PIPE_WALL4_3

hlcsg: Error: brush with coplanar faces
Description: The map has a problem which must be fixed
Howto Fix: Check the file ZHLTProblems.html for a detailed explanation of this problem


hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (536,-10000,-8762)-(10000,10000,10000)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (536,-10000,-8762)-(10000,10000,10000)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (536,-10000,-8762)-(10000,10000,10000)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-8798)-(10016,10016,10036)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-8798)-(10016,10016,10036)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-8798)-(10016,10016,10036)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (504,-10032,-8794)-(10032,10032,10032)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (504,-10032,-8794)-(10032,10032,10032)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (504,-10032,-8794)-(10032,10032,10032)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-8780)-(10016,10016,10018)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-8780)-(10016,10016,10018)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 46: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-8780)-(10016,10016,10018)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 47, Side 5: has a coplanar plane at (536, -324, -148), texture PIPE_WALL4_3

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55, Side 3: plane with no normal

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55, Side 4: plane with no normal

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55, Side 4: has a coplanar plane at (536, -278, -165), texture PIPE_WALL4_3

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55, Side 6: has a coplanar plane at (536, -288, -171), texture PIPE_WALL4_3

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10202,-10000,-171)-(10000,7296,7137)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10202,-10000,-171)-(10000,7296,7137)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10202,-10000,-171)-(10000,7296,7137)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10218,-10016,-207)-(10016,7312,7173)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10218,-10016,-207)-(10016,7312,7173)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10218,-10016,-207)-(10016,7312,7173)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10234,-10032,-203)-(10032,7328,7169)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10234,-10032,-203)-(10032,7328,7169)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10234,-10032,-203)-(10032,7328,7169)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10218,-10016,-189)-(10016,7312,7155)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10218,-10016,-189)-(10016,7312,7155)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 55: outside world(+/-4096): (-10218,-10016,-189)-(10016,7312,7155)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 58, Side 5: has a coplanar plane at (536, -273, -153), texture PIPE_WALL4_3

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61, Side 2: plane with no normal

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61, Side 4: has a coplanar plane at (502, -289, -126), texture PIPE_WALL4_3

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61, Side 5: has a coplanar plane at (536, -286, -127), texture PIPE_WALL4_3

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10000,-10000,-7278)-(10000,6865,-126)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10000,-10000,-7278)-(10000,6865,-126)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10000,-10000,-7278)-(10000,6865,-126)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10016,-10016,-7314)-(10016,6881,-90)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10016,-10016,-7314)-(10016,6881,-90)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10016,-10016,-7314)-(10016,6881,-90)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10032,-10032,-7310)-(10032,6897,-94)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10032,-10032,-7310)-(10032,6897,-94)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10032,-10032,-7310)-(10032,6897,-94)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10016,-10016,-7296)-(10016,6881,-108)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10016,-10016,-7296)-(10016,6881,-108)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 61: outside world(+/-4096): (-10016,-10016,-7296)-(10016,6881,-108)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65, Side 6: has a coplanar plane at (536, -307, -126), texture PIPE_WALL4_3

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (536,-10000,-10000)-(10000,10000,-132)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (536,-10000,-10000)-(10000,10000,-132)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (536,-10000,-10000)-(10000,10000,-132)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-10036)-(10016,10016,-96)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-10036)-(10016,10016,-96)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-10036)-(10016,10016,-96)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (504,-10032,-10032)-(10032,10032,-100)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (504,-10032,-10032)-(10032,10032,-100)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (504,-10032,-10032)-(10032,10032,-100)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-10018)-(10016,10016,-114)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-10018)-(10016,10016,-114)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 65: outside world(+/-4096): (520,-10016,-10018)-(10016,10016,-114)




Three words. W....T....F. This happened to me on my last map I tried to make too. This is a map where I asked you superjer how to make an elevator.........help!

In How do you make your own sky textures? by general_zim:
would you just do func_train, and set the angle to 90?

Heres a screen of my shaft....





I just want so when you press the button, it activates the lift, so if you press it at the top, it'll go down, and when the press the button at the bottom, it'll go up....


In a new sig by general_zim:
thanks. I took that screenshot earlier and I thought I coulda faded it out, but the image size got to me and if I would've faded the crosshair, it was going to be basically the whole image gone.


Thanks guys. I can make sigs for you if you want.

In How do you make your own sky textures? by general_zim:
cool!!! Thanks. Another question.....how would you make an elevator / lift?

In I have another CZ problem... by general_zim:
Well, I've gotten it to load, but now it just runs really slow. Is it my computer?



My sister downloads all kinds of itunes and music and shit....that might be causing my machine box to run slow....any suggestions?

In a new sig by general_zim:
yep. c&c?

In How do you make your own sky textures? by general_zim:
Like the ones in zhlt, I want to make it so it renders a night skybox....how do I do it?

In I have another CZ problem... by general_zim:
In this map I've used 1 light with a effect, 2 spotlights, and the rest just plain old lights.

In I have another CZ problem... by general_zim:
I've started a new map, I've compiled it, no leaks.




The thing is, it literally flys through the compiling, but when it gets to buildFaceLights or whatever, it starts to slow down and take a bit longer.....then towards when it's supposed to say "Compile was succesful" or whatever, it does just replaces everything with this "Warning: too many lights on a face"

So, I have to copy and paste the .bsp file in the steamApps/condition zero/czero/maps/


Then, when I play the map, it loads, and it acts as though theres a leak. No shadows being cast, and everything it does when there's a leak.


PLEASE HELP!!! I LOVE THIS MAP AND I WANT IT TO WORK!

In Texture help please! by general_zim:
aaaahh! Thank you so much!

In Texture help please! by general_zim:
How do I get it so if I rotate an object, the texture stays on it?



Heres a screen: My Crates don't really look like crates do they?





How do you make it so the entire crate texture fits on it and doesn't change no matter how you move it? My doors never look like doors because my textures are always cut off, and when I move, and rotate objects, the texture moves! How do I get the textures to fit on my object?

In Half-Life single player maps, little help plz.... by general_zim:
where can you find those entities?! I want to use a rain one on one of my maps for cs......

In I have another CZ problem... by general_zim:
well, it never said leak pointfile generated.....


Well, I went in to take this one light entity out, now it says theres a leak/

In I have another CZ problem... by general_zim:
This time, it's loading my map, it and freezes up. And this is a small map! It's not even big!


It has no leaks, and it took forever to compile. I've been waiting for the thing to compile to play it, and then it freezes up when it's loading.



What's up?

In Ct's mission to nowhere by general_zim:
oh. Well, I would say use more frames if your doing a fbf, or just tween it.

In Ct's mission to nowhere by general_zim:
it's ok. Just try to use a little more frames so it isn't so choppy. What I did was I put all my ct's on their own seperate layers, along with their guns. Even ask superjer.

In Sound Recoreder! by general_zim:
In sound recorder, is there any way to increase the max time (60 secs) of recording?

In need some help about the drummachine by general_zim:
damn my computer doesn't have the "stero mix" thing...


In Where is the fire in the hole sound? by general_zim:
For GFCscape, would it be in cstrike>sounds>weapons?

or cstrike>sounds>player?


I can't find it


In ATTENTION EVERYONE: NEW DANCING STYLE by general_zim:
I'm gonna go to one of those things one day and be the only 13 year old hardcore dancing.

In Why do I lag on the maps I make? by general_zim:
alright.


Scroll down when you get to the page.

http://savefile.com/files/136451

In Why do I lag on the maps I make? by general_zim:
oh, because it's saying that my leak is located near there....


Warning: === LEAK in hull 0 ===
Entity func_door_rotating @ ( 153,1344, 286)
Error:
A LEAK is a hole in the map, where the inside of it is exposed to the
(unwanted) outside region. The entity listed in the error is just a helpful
indication of where the beginning of the leak pointfile starts, so the
beginning of the line can be quickly found and traced to until reaching the
outside. Unless this entity is accidentally on the outside of the map, it
probably should not be deleted. Some complex rotating objects entities need
their origins outside the map. To deal with these, just enclose the origin
brush with a solid world brush

Leak pointfile generated

In McDiddys 3 by general_zim:
meh.


In Why do I lag on the maps I make? by general_zim:
damn I didn't even see that!!!

Um, can origin textures be put into walls like this?







In McDiddys 3 by general_zim:
yeah.....

In Why do I lag on the maps I make? by general_zim:
superjer! Please look at that map for me I can't see anything else that would be causing a leak!

In McDiddys 3 by general_zim:
Ya' know what would be good to see?

Superjer eating/swearing at his computer.

In ATTENTION EVERYONE: NEW DANCING STYLE by general_zim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1SbzEhJlA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqEW8WDCxXg


It has come to my attention that all the grindcore/heavy metal bands have issued a rule that you must dance like that. That is all.

In Actual product warnings, out of context. by general_zim:
Please note: We take no responsability for what will happen when you continue to install. The kevlar vest is $5.00 extra.

In need some help about the drummachine by general_zim:
than you should email him.

In how do i do it by general_zim:
Thank you elenkos. It's been a tough time here on the ground, aswell.


My men have ran out of ammo for the frog catapualts, so now we're rellying of the backup durability of the kitten cannons. All is well here. We've suffered no casualities here, and hopefully none throughout the lasting of the war, knock on wood. Damn, there is no wood available! What do I pay you men for?!


O____o

ahem....

This is generalzim staying on

In need some help about the drummachine by general_zim:
I'd say google it, but, google doesn't always return good sites. Mostly porn.



I'd try to find the author's email, and send him a request to download it.


If you're going to use it in a flash movie, you have to get his permission to download and use it



In [b]Breakable Glass[/b] by general_zim:
so that's how you do see-through.


I'm not a noob mapper anymore!

In Me got something kool by general_zim:
yes. They're security is so poor, I grabbed the revolving door and walked off.


I did get some peciluar looks from the Abercrombie guys, though.


Those sick, sick bastards

In McDiddys 3 by general_zim:
it looks awesome, supejer. I can't wait to see it!

In Me got something kool by general_zim:
*pulls revolver from holister*


he asked, cash or credit?


And no, I'm not Zarathustra's hitman. I work alone, and I pay myself.

In [b]Breakable Glass[/b] by general_zim:
yes. That's pretty much the only way to do it.


In Why do I lag on the maps I make? by general_zim:
I still get this leak...


Can you help me out by looking superjer?

I pm'd you the link....

In Why do I lag on the maps I make? by general_zim:
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


THAT'S how I find leaks.....


No shit huh. Well, thanks again.

In Why do I lag on the maps I make? by general_zim:
Well, I do that, and this is what I see:



How is this supposed to help?

In cracks by general_zim:
the one superjer gave us has pr0n on the top.

In Need help with Flash, (like Mcdiddys) by general_zim:
I'll get to work now and see what's wrong.

In White and Nerdy by general_zim:
I think so....


I wanna bowl with the gangstas!



In Why do I lag on the maps I make? by general_zim:
well, the only thing that's jammed into a wall are my origins......


My player_start and player_deathmatches are directly sitting on the ground...



Want me to link the map to you?

In Why do I lag on the maps I make? by general_zim:
well, it says my player_deathmatch entities are causing the leaks....what are they doing to cause this?


In Why do I lag on the maps I make? by general_zim:
I'll be playing and the game is running fine, then I start to lag.



I press tab and my latency is way up. How do I prevent this?!



*This happens on all my maps

In Can I get the MD 2 script? by general_zim:
w00t! Multitasking!

In Can I get the MD 2 script? by general_zim:
I want the Mcdiddy's 2 script! I just want to read it over and over again...please?


In We expierience death.... by general_zim:
Well you should've told me before I released this giant jar of fruitflies into the ultra-bat-trap-2000-inator

In Doors that slide up... by general_zim:
w00t! It works. Thanks.

In Offical Mapmakers Idea Thread by general_zim:
I'm doing a warehouse typey map....


In Need help with Flash, (like Mcdiddys) by general_zim:
So, just go to www.savefile.com and create an account (just fill in the forms)


Then, after you've created your account, click on the link that says : Projects & Files. Create a project, and upload the .fla file.

In Need help with Flash, (like Mcdiddys) by general_zim:
just use savefile. Then link it to here.


But only do this if your still having the problem...

In We expierience death.... by general_zim:
My dad sneezes twice like that too, sometimes three times....



Heck, I was sitting in class today and I sneezed, but my heart didn't resume beating for two minutes.



I was one minute away from complete death....

In Need help with Flash, (like Mcdiddys) by general_zim:
well, describe it a tad more. But, check your frames to see if you made extra frames where you didn't move anything.



Or just post the .fla for me to check....

In We expierience death.... by general_zim:
....every time we sneeze. That's wierd.




"Did you get those files ye....aAAACHOO!!!!!"

"Oh snap! You just died!"

"OK. I'm back. I just expierenced heaven for 0.1 seconds"



But, yes I know, your not really dead. After your heart stops (which it does stop when you sneeze, only for 0.1th of a second) for three minutes, then your dead.

In this or that. by general_zim:
Are you stupid?! You don't even have to ask that! Boom Headshot!!!!




Life or death?

In how do u make text on walls etc. who make the map by general_zim:
there is no text mode.



Don't ask why I bumped an old firetruck. Just don't.

In Doors that slide up... by general_zim:
How do I make a door that slides up?

In Light Switches? by general_zim:
nice!




Also, how do you make water? I'm making a de_dam project and I wanna know....

In Light Switches? by general_zim:
so, if I make a button_target with it's target as CabinLight, the name of my light, do I check start on? But how do I know if it'll while playing the game if someones presses it turn the lights off?

In Need help with Flash, (like Mcdiddys) by general_zim:
yeah my preloader's work alot better on photobucket cause they actually preload.....



but thanks. That AS was hell....

In Offical Mapmakers Idea Thread by general_zim:
well, i'm making another map. It's a large map called storageYard


Should it be de, cs, or just plain ol' deathmatch?


Heres a screen.









It's gonna have two buildings with sniper towers and spawn points inside.

It's also gonna have huge steel crates stacked up all over the place...

So? de, cs, or deathmatch?

In Explain your username by general_zim:
nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah


sup-er-jer! sup-er-jer!



Here comes jeremy on a clothes line but his name's not jeremy it's super-jer! Superjer!

In Light Switches? by general_zim:
Is there a way you can set the master of a button to a light to change it's settings?

In Offical Mapmakers Idea Thread by general_zim:
I've just finished my cs_factory. It's a box factory. I'm just fixing it up and it'll be available for download on my site soon.

In Explain your username by general_zim:
aaarrgh.




Anyway 'nuff spamming back on topic!

In posting truck by general_zim:
I wish I was an admin...or a mod. Oh well.

In this or that. by general_zim:
both



Choose the follwoing you wish were banned:


pointy or me?

In Explain your username by general_zim:
Nice find. thanks fir the link.

In posting truck by general_zim:
just ban him on the spot. Right now.

In Explain your username by general_zim:
I know why superjer is superjer


His name is jeremy, thus, superjer

In this or that. by general_zim:
good thing you guys got here. I was running out of ideas.


Arrgh matey



High School or Star Fleet Acadamy?

In How do I remove entities? by general_zim:
Yeah I used a prefab, the cleaning cart, and I don't want it to be func_pushable...how do I remove the func-pushable?

In how do i do it by general_zim:
I dunno. I'm gonna ask supes if we're going t owar with anybody else and I'll start training people.


Speaking of super, where is he? He hasn't been on in awhile..

In how do i do it by general_zim:
well, you gotta go through bastard bootcamp so you can learn to insult.


I wasn't on this forum when these guys went to war with superjer.net, but I looked through it and they did a pretty damn good job.



I don't know if superjer is planning to go to war with anyone else, but if so, I'm recruiting!!!

In I think pointy should be banned by general_zim:
don't you mean "aye"?


if so, aye

In this or that. by general_zim:
number 5




cats or cat?

In first of the month! by general_zim:
I would've banned him by now.

In Need help with Flash, (like Mcdiddys) by general_zim:
I posted one in mcdiddy's flash playkit forum. Search for it.


In Offical Mapmakers Idea Thread by general_zim:
I've got an idea!

cs_gasStation



Hmm? I'll go ahead and start it out.

In this or that. by general_zim:
plasma, bitch.





Lag, or shitty computer?

In Offical Mapmakers Idea Thread by general_zim:
well, I've finished it. Go ahead and get it now!

In WTF is Hampie? by general_zim:
that's what I said to em'. I think he stopped afterwards.


Another n00b saved.

In this or that. by general_zim:
oh omg sorry. Damn ball.


tits ftw.



uh, lemme see,


Loaded Handgun or no ammo?


In Condition Zero Freezes up when starting map by general_zim:
you do know that's condisered spam?


Keep it up and you might get banned. I would'nt want to see that happen.

In this or that. by general_zim:
thief

In this or that. by general_zim:
medical


spam or gay pr0n

In this or that. by general_zim:
both




nazi's or insurgents?

In this or that. by general_zim:
MA15+ omg?



Uh, crap, running out of ideas....uh...lemme see...


Me or me?

In Explain your username by general_zim:
In this firetruck, explain why you chose your username here on sj.com



I chose mine cause I damn felt like it.

In this or that. by general_zim:
winamp I suppose



This Website or This Website?

In this or that. by general_zim:
mac 10



o.o or O.o?

In Condition Zero Freezes up when starting map by general_zim:
I'm trying to test my de_restuaurant map I've been talking about but when I select terrorists it displays the "learing map, analyzing hiding spots etc." bar. But it freezes up on analyzing hiding spots.



Any idea what's going on?!

In Offical Mapmakers Idea Thread by general_zim:
It's almost finished, surprisingly. I work fast, and my stuff turns out pretty good...

Heres a screen:



In Cash Register? by general_zim:
You know how in de_mcdiddy's how the cash register can open if you press use while facing them?


How do I do that?

In how do i do it by general_zim:
the admins have the privalege of changing your title. Just pm aaron and tell him what you want it to be, but, he always does something different than what you tell him. But I'm happy with mine.

In this or that. by general_zim:
Physical Anthropology



ZOMFG or OMFG?

In this or that. by general_zim:
pointy


spork or fork?

In w00t! MP5! by general_zim:
yeah i know. But did you enjoy it? It was a test....

In Compiling problem or smth by general_zim:
put this in your mapname.bat file
(mapname is whatever you called it)


hlcsg -wadinclude cstrike mapname

Include this, but take out the

hlcsg

from the rest of your code. It should look like this:

@echo off
hlcsg -wadinclude cstrike mapname
hlbsp mapname
hlvis mapname
hlrad mapname
copy mapname.bsp "where ever your compiling the map too"
pause
"C:\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map mapname

In Offical Mapmakers Idea Thread by general_zim:
I'll make this thread so people who want to make maps can come for ideas.





Anyway, heres my latest project, de_restuaruant:







You guys can get it first when it comes out for condition zero at my map portal:

http://www.geocities.com/peteswebworld/CounterStrike/Maps.htm


In Space Bug!! by general_zim:
auf verdirsahaen zukerses!


(good bye, suckers!)



In Making your own textures.... by general_zim:
Uh, how do I save them in .wad? I don't see .wad in the drop-down menu when I select export....





In 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. by general_zim:
thanks elenkos. It's my first week outta boot camp. Lucky I was carrying those sporks. You shouldn't travel without sporks. Never.

In Fire in the hole sound? by general_zim:
Get GCFScape and look in your cs folder


But if you got steam, open the Counter-Strike.gcf file, look in cstrike>sounds and choose your designated folder. (ex. player, weapons, stuff like that)


OMG i'm helpful!

In frame rate by general_zim:
I know what you mean supes. On my website it slowed down the framerate of my mcdiddy's.


So I just cheated and linked it to the page you put it on

In this or that. by general_zim:
Alex, cause I have no idea who any of them are.


Mo' Fo' Nub Nub or pwn3t?

In Space Bug!! by general_zim:
wow.

In Error message when attempting to play map (condition zero) by general_zim:
This is about the same map

Here is my poilceStation.bat:

@echo off
hlcsg -wadinclude zhlt police station
hlbsp policeStation
hlvis policeStation
hlrad policeStation
copy policeStation.bsp "C:\Program Files\Valve\Steam\SteamApps\general_zim\condition zero\czero\maps\"
pause
"C:\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map policeStation

I get this .err file.

hlbsp: Error: Can't open policeStation.p0

I remember having this problem before, but what do I do to fix it?

In Error message when attempting to play map (condition zero) by general_zim:
Uh, I made a map called police station (with a short name of de_police) and when I go to play my game on condition zero it says Missing frame 0 of +3~Lab_CRT2

In Making your own textures.... by general_zim:
thanks again, supes.

In this or that. by general_zim:
AtS




Mcdiddy's 1 or Mcdiddy's 2?

In frame rate by general_zim:
He used 20, so did I.

In Cant find the Movie by general_zim:
there are in the scenes window.

In Making your own textures.... by general_zim:
How do you make .wad files with your own textures?

In Superjer! by general_zim:
I've finished that site I was talking to you about.

Here it is.


http://www.geocities.com/peteswebworld/CounterStrike/Home.html

Be sure to submit a map if you want!!!

In uhhh, ok... by general_zim:
I did that stuff, heres what I get:

hlcsg: Error: Entity 1 has no visible brushes


hlcsg: Error: No visibile brushes
Description: All brushes are CLIP or ORIGIN (at least one must be normal/visible)
Howto Fix: self explanitory


Uhh, how do I know what entity 1 is? All my entities are is info_player_deathmatch, info_player_start, light_envoirment (for the "outside" spawn zones) and light.

In uhhh, ok... by general_zim:
Yeah, when I exported my map called "Lab" to c:\zhlt

I got this error message in my Lab.bat file


hlbsp: Error: Can't open Lab.p0

Whatsup with it?

Heres the stuff in my lap.bat file.

@echo off
hlcsg -wadinclude zhlt Lab
hlcsg Lab
hlbsp Lab
hlvis Lab
hlrad Lab
copy Lab.bsp "C:\Program Files\Valve\Steam\SteamApps\general_zim\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map Lab



Help!!!


In 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium. by general_zim:
This is general_zim with an important news flash update


Iraqi Insurgents are attacking DangerJer stadium!!!




The iraqis poured into the stadium, spraying down innocent elderly people. They seemed to be a division of the least-succesful branch of the iraqi insurgency, IIAAEP (Iraqi Insurgents Against American Elderly People)


But lucky, the marines where there to solve the problem. Here is the video taken by our camera in the town outside dangerjer stadium.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_P7qPID2v8


Please, if you have any elderly people you care about with you, please lock them in the icebox in the basement.


That is all.

In I want my user title too be... by general_zim:
..."The New Cancer"

In Compile Error! by general_zim:
Awesome!!!

Thanks for your help, supes. With it, I was able to create my very first map, Tower.


Please read the credits to see what it is about!!!

Thanks a lot superjer, I love map-making!!!!


http://www.geocities.com/peteswebworld/Tower.zip

(do I just put the .bsp file in a zip?)

In Compile Error! by general_zim:
How am I using clip wrong?


And do I place doors on each side of a wall?

In Compile Error! by general_zim:
Uh, I did all the steps and it says the system could not find the file specified when I open my tower.bat file (tower is the name of my map)


What I did:

I made my map and saved it as "tower"
I went into my C:\zhlt\ folder
I made a new text document called "tower.bat"
I put this in it
@echo off
hlcsg tower
hlbsp tower
hlvis tower
hlrad tower
copy tower.bsp "C:\Program Files\Valve\Steam\SteamApps\general_zim\counter-strike\cstrike\maps"
pause
"C:\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 10 -dev +sv_cheats 1 +map tower

Then I opened my tower.bat file and got that error message.


And then the tower.err file said this:

hlcsg: Error: Entity 7 has no visible brushes


hlcsg: Error: No visibile brushes
Description: All brushes are CLIP or ORIGIN (at least one must be normal/visible)
Howto Fix: self explanitory




In my ladder I couldn't find the texture called AAATRIGGER, so I put another clip on it....is that the problem? If so, where do I find the AAATRIGGER texture?

Thanks.....

In Is making maps hard? by general_zim:
wow....uh....hmmm...I can't see any huge pieces....

I'm gonna start A brand new map, see how I come out.



How much longer are you going to be on?

Is that teal line the edge of the map?

In Is making maps hard? by general_zim:
thanks..


whoa. I compiled it and I got this message in my err file

[code:1]hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 9: outside world(+/-4096): (-4112,-4112,603)-(4112,4112,676)

hlcsg: Error: brush outside world
Description: The map has a problem which must be fixed
Howto Fix: Check the file ZHLTProblems.html for a detailed explanation of this problem


hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 9: outside world(+/-4096): (-4112,-4112,603)-(4112,4112,676)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 9: outside world(+/-4096): (-4128,-4128,607)-(4128,4128,672)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 9: outside world(+/-4096): (-4128,-4128,607)-(4128,4128,672)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 9: outside world(+/-4096): (-4112,-4112,621)-(4112,4112,658)

hlcsg: Error: Entity 0, Brush 9: outside world(+/-4096): (-4112,-4112,621)-(4112,4112,658)

[/code:1]

What's wrong?

In Is making maps hard? by general_zim:
and also, how do you make doors?


In Is making maps hard? by general_zim:
huh? What I did was make a block, and then stretch it to dimensions. Heres a screen






Also, will this be leak-free? (after I close all the walls) The blue is a "sky", just another block, put on top of everything...

In Is making maps hard? by general_zim:
haha, thanks again. I'll keep posting screens so you know how it looks.


Also, when you make a wall, do you have to add anything like an enity or whatever to make it so you can't shoot through it? Or is it automatic?

In Is making maps hard? by general_zim:
oh!

Wow, making maps is pretty easy. I'm making a map with no rooms, just like a map with alley ways and boxes for cover. Say, does this look like a staircase? Because It looks awfully too big....how do I disable snapping?





How does my map look for a first-timer?


Thanks!!

In Is making maps hard? by general_zim:
How do I use GCFScape to find .wad files?

In Is making maps hard? by general_zim:
I dunno. I've been thinking about it...

What's involved in making a map?


Like, do you have to make textures yourself or something? And how do you make an outside area?


Cuz I think I'm going to make a new site "GWSOD Strike" With forums and the like, and I wants it to have maps....


Thanks for any help I suppose....


It would also be nice if superjer joined my Counter Strike forums. But first I gotta tackle a few maps to put on this new site. (when I start the project)

In SHOW YOUR PICTURE THREAD by general_zim:
yes, they represent zim anteana. And yes, zim rules. No question about it.



But I don't really like that picture. I used it for my myspace, but then I changed it...

In Alright Superjer! by general_zim:
alright, alright. I luv ya.


*does barrel roll?*


tadaaa...wtf

In SHOW YOUR PICTURE THREAD by general_zim:
Wow.


I am 13 just to let you guys know. Yes, I look ten. But I'm not. Live with it.



yep.

In Alright Superjer! by general_zim:
and aaron I luv ya too?

In Alright Superjer! by general_zim:
Thanks for putting my mcdiddy's up!!!!

I luv ya.

In New Mcdiddy's? by general_zim:
New Production!!!!

Not that anyone cares, but I'm making a stick figure counter strike movie for my site. I'll be posting a new thread on my site about my progress, so if you wish to keep updated and really want to see it, please visit this thread and check back daily.

http://whitesticks.19.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=278#278


Thanks!!!

In What is the playkit?! by general_zim:
And as all of you found out, I use it very well

In i cant talk in CS by general_zim:
It probably is your resolution, because I've had my computer set at the wrong resolution, and it didn't show the text, and then I put the right resolution in, the text showed up.



I dunno if thats your problem but it was mine.

In >>>ATTENTION PEOPLE<<< by general_zim:
happy birthday whats-your-name. If I cared, I would have said your name, Hunni-Bunni


Oh shit I care!!!!


In New Mcdiddy's? by general_zim:
Should I make another mcdiddy's animation? I was thinking of doing it in the map cs_747.....i dunno.


heres my other mcdiddy's.....

http://www.futurejer.com/uploads/2071269241/Mcdiddy's.swf

or if you want to see it on my site (framerate may be slow!!!)

http://www.geocities.com/peteswebworld/mcdiddys.html


Yep.

In Me got something kool by general_zim:
w00t! Nintendo wii's gonna be awesome


Not to mention Madden 07 for 360. The graphics are outstanding.

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
Thanks again to supes for helping out.

In Maps by general_zim:
How do I install maps? (any counter strike version)

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
supes check PM's

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
well, the third pimpmobile broke down, and Midas is fixing it up.


Just the Midas Touch

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
what can be better than two pimpmobiles battleing down the street?

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
HOLY SHIT!!!!

It's done. I'm giving the fla to supes so he can do the voices!

It's called, Mcdiddy's Martigras.

It has a car chase too!

so, uh, supes PM me for the fla please. I'll give you the stuff, be sure to look at the script scene (delete it after your done)

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
The reason I'm calling it mcdiddy's 2 is because it's the continuing to my first mcdiddy's animation. But yes, I have a title, I was just calling it mcdidddy's 2 because it's my second one....sorry.


But I might change it to that supes, I like that title....

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
Hey everybody! Let's have a guess

Who is going to win in my Mcdiddy's 2?

Terrorists
Counter-Terrorists
Hostages

hmm? hmm?

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
ok......

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
thanks. I hope you guys will like it, I'm taking my time to make sure each scene looks good.

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
*sigh* ANOTHER update

yes, It is almost finished. Due to my school schedule, and the fact that I'm 13 and I get dragged everywhere is leading to my slow comings.....so, either I can finish it today or tommorow, I dunno. But Thank God It's Friday!



BUT

I will not release it on the day I finish. I have to give supes the script and the fla so he can work. Or I can. Whatever.

for more details, see this thread on my forum, it's where I am most of the time.

http://whitesticks.19.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=36

In What CS is better? by general_zim:
didn't have enough money, sorry.

In TS2 by general_zim:
yes it is good.

In What CS is better? by general_zim:
After school today, my dad took me to circuit city. I grabbed CS 1.6 behind his back, and payed for it with my own money. My dad was pissed when he saw the game laying at the checkout counter and me paying for it...But i got it!

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
Update

God, I ain't doing voices. I suck!!! I'll leave supes to that job. But, uh. Supes check your pee ems. I have a list of sounds I need. Some I didn't include in my email to you.

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
w00t! 23 scenes and going!

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
already took care of the color. I made the chief gay by making his walls pink


but it's almost done.

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
Update

I'm making incredible progress. I halfway done.


Hey supes, I'm going to radioshack pretty soon, so I might get a microphone so I can do some voices too.

But uh, yep. It should be done soon. I like it so far and I hope you guys will!

Keep checking in!

In What CS is better? by general_zim:
thanks. Hey, when are you getting those backgrounds to meh?

In What CS is better? by general_zim:
I actually think I'll get 1.6. I want to start playing online....

But of course, I'll probably suck.....

In What CS is better? by general_zim:
isn't CS source the one with good graphics?

I'm just looking for one that is enjoyable.....but I get CS source is good...

You can buy it online, can't you?

In What CS is better? by general_zim:
I'm buying CS and I want to make sure I buy the best version. I really want to play online...

In My forums by general_zim:
My forums are done. Please sign up!

whitesticks.forumer.com

the first 3 to sign up are mods!

In mah new website by general_zim:
just go to forumer.com and register one. it's free. That's what I'm doing for my new forums.

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
I knew I was missing something....and the sky. Great advice. Well, I was a leetle too busy doing some of the animation that I just did the basics....like the coloring (yes, I love greyscale)

The scene I'm working on now is the witch, a very hard scene to get ideas for. And I just made a little short after school today, because I just take a little time to warm up before I continue a practice.

http://www.geocities.com/peteswebworld/Anims.htm

(click on mcdiddy's short)


I was fooling around so I could get used to flash after 7 hours without it.

In mah new website by general_zim:
thanks! You could sign up if you want, we need more moderators....

In mah new website by general_zim:
"luke" said:
it cool


who you talkin' to?

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
what?

In Super War Bros: New engine, New name by general_zim:
link still ain't workin.

In McDiddy's Game power-ups by general_zim:
damn supes, thats some script....

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
ok. I have made good progress with my backgrounds. I'll post em' and tell me what you think. This flash contains only the bg's i've made now. I'm going to do a lot more, cause it's going to be a long movie. Lucky you.



http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/pacificace/SlideshowBGs.swf


*note photobucket stretches the flash out, so those aren't the actual sizes.

I look forward to finishing this project and hearing all of your comments!

In A part of me died. by general_zim:
you know whats wierd? After all those years he's dodged crocs, and then he gets killed by a stingray.

In A part of me died. by general_zim:
well that sucks.

In mah new website by general_zim:
already did

In Japanese TV is fucking gay. by general_zim:
that is the queerist thing I've ever seen

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go vomit for awhile....

In mah new website by general_zim:
I made a site too, if anyone wantas to join for the forums.

http://www.geocities.com/peteswebworld/Home.htm

In McDiddy's Game by general_zim:
I could make it for ya, heres an example of my coding

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/pacificace/gameexample.swf


Just gimme a list of what the features amd the levels and I'll get to work.

I could make it like CS, you'd be able to shoot the guys and crap.



Tell me what you think...

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
I'll finish the movie first, then I'll give you the .fla so you can come up with stuff, I can't write scripts. I have no ideas.


UPDATE

I'm making really good progress. It should be done soon. Please post supes so I know your checking in!

In mah new website by general_zim:
cool site.


In WHAT THE HELL IS SO GOOD ABOUT COUNTERSTRIKE??? by general_zim:
I would if my damn connection didn't suck....

In WTF is Hampie? by general_zim:
well, hopefully I don't turn out like him...he wasn't liked...was he?

In WHAT THE HELL IS SO GOOD ABOUT COUNTERSTRIKE??? by general_zim:
I find setting up a server and stuff is too complicated. I really wanted to play online when I bought 1.6, but then, I had to set-up and stuff. So now, CS is sitting behind old magazines on my shelf. Wow, I'm surprised I still know where it is.

In de_mcdiddys by general_zim:
oh. wow, the maps looks cool!

In Introducing the McDiddy's Flash Playkit by general_zim:
did you change it today? Cause I'm redownloading it if thats the case!


and btw

I'm very influenced by your style of animating. I find it very smooth. I hope you'll be impressed with my next piece!


In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
awesome! I'm working on another one right now, so I'll perfect it and it'll look good.



And you'd realy do voices? What would I have to do, just give you a script or something of the plot and lines?

In Introducing the McDiddy's Flash Playkit by general_zim:
"superjer" said:
POINTLESSPOSTER!!!


There is more McDiddy's coming, just not in the form of a movie.
More on this later...

Seperately:
I will be releasing version 2 of the Playkit soon, there are a lot of things left out of the current version I know. It was a bit of a rush job.

Version 2 will contain as much good stuff as I can possibly cram in there.


Yes. I know. Late post. But I just have to say THAT'S AWESOME!

What stuff might it contain?

In Favorite band and song of thiers by general_zim:
Band: My Bitter End
Song: Dirt Helmet, and The Renovation

Heres their myspace. All their songs are good.

http://www.myspace.com/mybitterend

In Super War Bros: New engine, New name by general_zim:
"superjer" said:
Aye, the link is bad. But it LOOKS interesting...


yes it does. I need it.

In how do you make a londing sceen by general_zim:
Goes in a empty keyframe actions at the beginning of your movie.
[code:1]stop();
MakeBox();
Ready = false;
mouseClicked = true
_root.createTextField("percent", 2, Stage.width/4, (Stage.height/3)+50, 300, 100);
MakeText("Loading....");

function MakeBox() {
_root.createEmptyMovieClip("loadBox", 4);
loadBox.lineStyle(5, 0x000000, 100);
loadBox.moveTo(Stage.width/4, (Stage.height/3)+120);
loadBox.lineTo((Stage.width/4)+300, (Stage.height/3)+120);
loadBox.lineTo((Stage.width/4)+300, (Stage.height/3)+140);
loadBox.lineTo(Stage.width/4, (Stage.height/3)+140);
loadBox.lineTo(Stage.width/4, (Stage.height/3)+120);
}
function MakeLoadBar() {
_root.createEmptyMovieClip("loadBar", 3);
loadBar.lineStyle(20, 0xf99f99, 100);
loadBar.moveTo((Stage.width/4)+8, ((Stage.height/3)+120)+10);
loadBar.lineTo((Stage.width/4)+(percentage*2.9), ((Stage.height/3)+120)+10);
}
function MakeText(textValue) {
_root.createTextField("loading", 1, Stage.width/4, Stage.height/3, 300, 100);
textFormat = new TextFormat();
textFormat.size = "50";
_root.loading.text = textValue;
_root.loading.setTextFormat(textFormat);
}


function onEnterFrame() {
_root.percent.text = percentage+"%";
percentage = (_root.getBytesLoaded()/_root.getBytesTotal())*100;
_root.percent.setTextFormat(textFormat);
if (_root.percent.text == "100%" && Ready == false) {
MakeText("Click To Play");
Ready = true;
} else if (Ready == false) {
MakeLoadBar();
}
}
function onMouseDown() {
if (Ready == true && mouseClicked == true) {
_root.percent.removeTextField();
_root.loading.removeTextField();
loadBar.unloadMovie();
loadBox.unloadMovie();
gotoAndPlay(2);
mouseClicked = false
}
}
[/code:1]

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
Thanks! It was my first and I'm glad you found it funny.

Do you think I could do mcdiddy's 3 with you?

Like,

"Mcdiddy's 3, attack of micheal jackson"

And the terrorists get micheal jackson to attack everybody, that would be pretty funny, don't you think? But I think you should do the backgrounds....

In de_mcdiddys by general_zim:
which file do I open with crafty? the nav or bsp?


In NEED HELP FAST! by general_zim:
"superjer" said:
There's a half-naked man in my living room holding my wife and his hair is blowing in the wind.










WHAT SHOULD I DO?!


Turn off the fan that is blowing his hair. Then taunt him on his small muscles.

In My Mcdiddy's! by general_zim:
I still need a few sounds though, so see my firetruck "CS Sounds: More details inside" or something.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/pacificace/Mcdiddys1.swf

And don't flame me, it's my first Mcdiddy's animation. And I didn't tween it!

In de_mcdiddys by general_zim:
wow! Too bad I don't have a counter strike server. I have no clue how to do that crap, so I just walk around maps on LAN game. But superjer, could you maybe post screens of de_mcdiddy's? I would like to see what it looks like...


In WTF is Hampie? by general_zim:
lol. OK. I suppose your right. Was he annoying?



In President Bush and Notepad by general_zim:
that's freaky....


In Need some CS sounds! Please look for more details by general_zim:
I am making my own version of mcdiddy's, and I have to say it looks pretty good so far. Just all I need are a few sounds:

1. Counter-terrorists and terrorists win sound
2. hostage down sound
3. voice commands
4. Reloading

No, unfortanutly I do not have counter-strike on this computer, so I can't get to them in the program files.

Any sites or listings appreciated!

In WTF is Hampie? by general_zim:
I was browsing the users and I saw hampie.....who was he? His posts made him look stupid....

In McDiddy's Game power-ups by general_zim:
How about unlimited ammo for a short period of time?


And if your doing it in flash, I can help with coding. I've completed 14 games so far, and I'm working on another today.


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