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Crytax said:

The most intimate details for your life.

Rhythmic pounding

Inviting the cops!

The year of the cat.

Befuddlin' mah dumb cracker mind!

35-year-old high school students


A van down by the river.

One night in Bangkok.

A planet where apes evolved from men.


The rusted chassis of a '68 Impala!

Slash and burn shaving.

A finely sculpted buttocks.

Chocolate chip juice.

Hula hoops and dungarees.

Wall-mounted keyboards.

A madhouse! A madhouse!


My judo bikini

Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.

Skeet Kendo

Solid balsawood, baby!

A battalion of ruthless killer cyborgs.

Vietnam War 2.

Braunschweiger, cars with heaters that don't work, and identification papers

Ultimate test of cerebral fitness.

A healthy eight-and-a-half-pound pork roast.

The battle between good and evil.

Giant Puppet Invasion!

Countrytime Pink Lemonade

Buns of Steel videos.

An electron sex party.

The "World of Barnacles" exhibit.

A respected neurosurgeon!

A three room Japanese apartment.

Noble band of choreographers.

The Roji-Panty Complex.


Doctor! We need to get the ___ out of the ___

I got kicked out of the party because ____

Between the time of ___ and the rise of ___, there was an age undreamed of.

If ___ is sure to result in victory, then you must fight.

This will turn you into ___

Whaddya know — we aren't at war with ____.

Men should not have___.

Put ___ in your mouth and clap your hands.

Attention, people of Earth! This is ____speaking!

Arrgh! Sixteen men on ___!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going to suggest to this man that ___ is in danger.

____ is useless, but scare the crap outta me anyway.

Your attempt to get little Susie what's-her-name drunk on lime vodka ended with___

How dare you insult my knowledge of___!

Have you been shaving ___ with this again?

At the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's going to want___.

___ Now that's a porno name if I ever head one! Not that I've ever heard one!

That's not ___. THIS, is ___.

___? Well, as long as they learn to taste good, I don't really care.

There is only one rule in ____. ____!

____ said no one ever.

I met a strange lady, she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me___.

Be honest with us. ___ really gets your blood going.

Back to the rusting septic system of this____.

Its like a ___. You don't want to stare, but you cant look away.

It's ___ that that Yeats spoke of.

___ The President's unimaginative campaign slogan.

You think you can't get hurt, Doctor, because this is America? ____ and all that jazz?

That is not a woman! That's___!

My job is to keep ____ on the table, and nobody asks me how I do it!

___. . . it must be the future!

You know how some movies inspire you to make your own movie? This one inspires me to make ____

Her mother doesn't like anything. Especially____.

___ stars as ___ in this years most thrilling, action packed, cyber adventure.

I'm starting to agree with the Taliban militia: ___ should not be allowed.

There is three kinds of ___. Those who seek strength. Those who live for pride. And those who are___.

___ has become a killing word.

The only thing needed for ___ to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

Now is not the time for ___. That comes later.

Forward progress is made with a snake-like slither and a vigorous thrashing of ___.

One town's very like another when your head's down over ___, brother

Does the Coast Guard have a lot of use for___?

Every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on ___ and ___...

Alright ___ , you're up. Make us proud.

___ makes a hard man humble.

You are ___ compared to me!

I thought I was being attacked, and I defended myself with ____.

These names are all Russian for____.

So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is____.

When ___ is in ashes, you have my permission to die.

You didn't think you were the only one? ___ was the first ___.

This could've been you, and don't you forget it! Better go back to ___.

If ___ were in the Olympics, Finland would be in great shape!

Life is short. Life is hard. Life is like ____

The KGB has ___under surveillance!

Whoa! I didn't think they had many ____ left in Narnia!

I am judge, jury, and ___.

What if ___ was the best a man could get?

Huh, would you look at that: ____! Even had it underlined!

Hey, I'm experiencing___, and frankly... I LOVE IT!

I hope ___ didn't land on ____ in the front yard.

This ____ can be yours if The Price is Right!

This movie is just ___ and asses!

___ in the projection room! Guess we can't watch the movie!

I get my ___above the waistline, sunshine!

Typical Irishmen, bringing ____ to a car fight!

Well, they couldn't shoot at night because the night belongs to ___.

Throughout human history, ____ has been the first activity of explorers of any new region.