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Shouts out to Norwalk.
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My wife got tested before going to an annual doctor's visit, they make everybody get tested before they come in. She didn't have it. I imagine if she doesn't I probably don't, but haven't been tested myself. Stay the fuck at home.
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jocasrb said:
Come back after 2 years!

Hey guys, i see i promised i will post images/explanation of it, but fu*k i was busy in that period, now im not working with maps anymore, but came here to say, we still play this map (in Serbia its renamed to: awp_skok (who knows who did it, and who knows when...))

Have a nice day guys!


Right on! Pretty cool how something Superjer made almost 20 years ago has such a legacy.
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A  {n} worth commenting on.

A the princess’s saliva worth commenting on.
A a bunch of vulvas in my face worth commenting on.
A black market lungs worth commenting on.
A baseless hatred worth commenting on.
A a crouton worth commenting on.
A what the dog ate worth commenting on.

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Two, actually!
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You've got mail.™
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Any sweet accident footage yet?
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I can't get enough of these!
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Did I do it wrong?
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I didn't have yellow so I used red.
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Added, I'm King Mammal.
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OK, the single-player is fucking amazing. The level design and pacing are excellent, and the story is kinda cool. Doomguy as a character is incredibly well-conceived. I love right at the beginning when some big-wig tries to give you a mission, you smash the monitor he's talking at you through, and a completely different objective pops up on your HUD. Doomguy does what he wants. Spoilers: he only wants to rip and tear.

The multiplayer is crap, though.
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I guess this is my thread now XD

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Yeah, I'm starting to look a bit more seriously at the single-player campaign. I did the shareware E3 promo thing and played the first level, it was alright.
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Yeah man my whole fight club got so hyped that we had to take a nap, followed by a snack of celery with peanut butter and raisins washed down with apple juice.
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braggadocio n

At the mall Santa kiosk, the elves were caught sneaking braggadocio into women’s purses and bags.
Tomorrow the city is throwing a ticker-tape to celebrate braggadocio .
Daddy! There’s braggadocio under my bed. Kill it kill it!
In this game you get to collect horny catgirls and craft braggadocio .
I’m getting braggadocio installed in my car, so I can be skin worms while I drive.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen! For my next performance art piece, I will be braggadocio .



hip-hop specifically made for white people n

You can’t get hip-hop specifically made for white people big enough or an angry buttplug for the man long enough to suit me.
My new phone looks like it’s hip-hop specifically made for white people but I don’t mind. It makes calls.
At least I was trying to cheer people up when I took hip-hop specifically made for white people to the funeral.
Abraham Lincoln wrestled with depression, but that did not keep him from getting on top, and staying on top with hip-hop specifically made for white people.
My girlfriend went in the closet and I froze, but luckily she didn’t look up and see hip-hop specifically made for white people.
Early rugby’s rules: carry the ball as hip-hop specifically made for white people, score points by dying evil, and greed, secrets, poison and murder shall not be on the field.

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Maxresdefault(2).jpg The Robotnik!
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SuperJer said:
Maybe use rjust:

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str(6.55).rjust(10)


Just make sure the 10 is enough width.



This looks like that better way that I mentioned.
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I don't know python really so I'm sure there's something better than this, but one solution is to count the length of each component of the output and then pad the rest with the necessary amount of spaces.
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SuperJer said:
So much delicious veentahgotten!


It means "Da Milky Way" in Sveedish! I think I actually like the band some of them were in before that even more called Detektivbyrån which means "Detective Beureau."

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It all gets a little samey but it's all so damn magical!
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A new Firelink Shrine! A new Onionbro! Beta testers are all saying it's a lot closer to the original than two was. We don't know yet if the world has the same amazing connectedness of the first though, it looks as though it's a hub system like 2 & Demon's Souls. I've only played 1 & 2, I've never played Demon's or Bloodbourne, but the first Dark Souls is probably my all-time favorite game. I don't expect 3 to be as good, but I hope it's better than 2!! Anybody else excited for it? Bro, do you even praise the sun?!
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New multiplayer trailer incredibly disappointing. So it's basically Unreal with really shitty announcer?

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SuperJer said:
The freedom to do cool things is less important than the freedom to not have to do sucky things.

Seems a little Cathedral v Bazaar to me.
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_____ is grounds for divorce in 28 states.

besting is grounds for divorce in 28 states.
Mandelbrot pornography is grounds for divorce in 28 states.
a dog head is grounds for divorce in 28 states.
#1 Dad is grounds for divorce in 28 states.
a crap-shoot is grounds for divorce in 28 states.
neglecting a spike is grounds for divorce in 28 states.

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My next new jersey will be Pastore from when he was on Palermo!

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Fishing for sustenance is a legal right for many indigenous peoples, at least in my state.
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SuperJer said:
What the cripes. This looks like something I could waste a lot of time on.




Now we're even for Mini-Metro. Enjoy!!
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Video spoils one of the first puzzles, but if it took you more than a few seconds to figure out the first solution he shows then this game isn't for you anyways.

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Really cool game, only $7 so no excuses. The constraints imposed by the small number of lines per node and the register system, as well as the fact that the language only has something like 15 commands make the puzzles interesting and quite challenging. Check it out!
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G-Eazy is a bay-area rapper who's been blowing up lately. Maybe having a song on the Saints Row 3 soundtrack helped. Shouts out to Oaksterdam.
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And taking it over to the east coast we have Czarface, a sort-of side-project turned super-group. "My favorite letter is F Y'all!"
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The international conspiracy of Jewish comedy writers.

Getting hella high.

Jambalaya.

The string cheese incident (the actual incident, not the band named after the incident).

Kwanzaa.

Every person on Earth & their opinion of me.

The crushing psychological weight of being alive.
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I think people naively misestimate the dark depths of human nature when designing sites that include creation and sharing of content over social media. Look at crowd-sourced campaigns such as the Shell image-macro creation website or the Pitbull concert contest, or even the submission process for Youtube ads.
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Yeah I play lead beard.
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Check your identity privilege.
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I discovered this song just so I'd have a reason to post something in this truck. It's not very good.

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It's that K-Pop game Oprah Winfrey back again to make it rain like we all in Texas, fam.

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Blindfolded OoT Child Dungeons was amazinggggg.
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SuperJer said:
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19th century literature and political geography


You'd be surprised how often these come up in day-to-day programming work!

"Ars Longa" indeed...
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Fucking Xiu Xiu...place my ashes in a vase beneath your workout bench...::facepalm::
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Belle and Sebastion fucking wreck though, good choice.
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Outcast, saw Municipal Waste live a few years ago along w/ At The Gates & Toxic Holocaust and they were fucking siiiiick.

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So one time roundabouts 1996 or so I went to my local Fred Meyer to procure some goods and/or services. Whilst there I noticed another young lad, also there to procure goods and/or services, but he did not intend to pay for them!!! His plans had been thwarted, however, by a few Pinkerton agents or maybe Fred Meyer Loss Prevention. Now this young lad, I chanced upon him at the customer service desk where he was being booked (serviced) for his crime (being a (non-paying) customer). Despite being flanked by the Pinkerton agents, when the young lad noticed he had a brief respite from their usually ever-watchful gaze, took that opportunity to pull a 2-liter bottle of soda out of his back pocket just enough for me to see the lid before sliding it back in, and pressing his right index finger to his mouth thereby binding me to silence. He was wearing JNCOs, and if he hand't shown me the soda I would have had no idea that it was there. He managed to get busted for stealing and STILL STEAL STUFF because his pants were too big for the Pinkertons to fully search. It was then that I knew I had to have a pair...
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Noice.
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While it's not a bad idea in general, getting your A+ isn't really going to help you make video games or consoles much, if at all. If you want to make games you should study programming; plenty of schools have game programming courses these days but I can't recommend anywhere particular besides seconding DigiPen. If you want to make consoles I think that you should study electrical engineering, so MIT or UC Berkeley if you're lucky.
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the_cloud_system said:
i stand in the shower and only scratch my balls with my loofa for the first 6 mins of my shower most of the time.


That's some pro ball steez, but I'm also pretty into water conservation. Start this song right when you get in the shower; if you aren't drying off by the end of this song you're taking way too long:

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DR I feel the same about the Portal 2 run, I'm not sure what I was expecting, but while I respect what he did I didn't find it enjoyable to watch, pretty boring really.
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Super-stoked for the one-man co-op run of Portal 2 tomorrow, but ESEA CS:GO Invite finals are right now too sooooo http://www.twitch.tv/esea

edit: aaaand it's a CS:GO major so as usual the stream is being DDOS'd. Back to SGDQ it is! #ddoshype
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I just noticed they haven't updated the !game on twitch since Risk of Rain last night. They only shouted out one of my two donations on stream so pretty much fuck charity forever after this.

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"Fuck Jeff, nobody likes his lame ______, anyways."

"Check out ______, my new ______ cover-band!"
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Any runs by Mr K? He is my favorite. Best run(s) ever:
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all that #quickscope420 business reminds me of a modern xenon.
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I like things, too! AND talking!
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So fucking meta. Play it, let it play you.

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SRAW said:
You moved to DER VATERLAND

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I heard you guys like euphoric noodling, so I put some prog in your power metal so you can shred while you shred.
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Thrones is a pretty sweet band, dude was in High on Fire, and The Melvins!
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For some reason reminds me of ohGr. He was in Skinny Puppy!

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edit: ok so full disclosure I didn't actually listen to the whole song, I just started listening to ohGr instead. I think creepher sounds like a group that would be fun to see in a sweaty basement drunk as tits but I don't think it's something I'd listen to just to listen to music. Then again I listen to I Hate You When You're Pregnant, so I suppose it's possible.
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Really digging it so far. I really like the bus intro, both thematically and in that it seems well-recorded, close my eyes and I'm there, actually there, not just in a shitty recording of there. Also the bus/yours setup reminds me of the first two tracks on the Chromatics album Night Drive, except where theirs feels incredibly contrived yours feels incredibly organic.

On the whole it makes me feel like Rivers Cuomo, Nick Diamond, and Scott Yoder from The Pharmacy had a fucked-up butt-baby, in the best way possible. Thom Yorke was in the closet masterbating the whole time, he may have gotten a few drops into the mix as well (see especially: the part at the end of Totally Overrated that reminds me of Karma Police). The outro got me really pumped, but then it just ended!?! My only real criticism would be that the vox are waaay too low in the mix for my taste, can't hear shit!
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Current home results are pretty tits but I still miss my low ping from colocating with fibercloud.

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It's fun to insult classes of people that are already severely marginalized.
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I had a dream at the age of 12 involving a vagina that looked rather like that.
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melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.


I MISS YOU OH SO TERRIBLY
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Show is meh, read the damn books already.
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SuperJer said:
I like it. Although why does it say "back in the shuttle" the first time you order them in? Did they grow up in there?


There's a webcomic series in there somewhere...
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There's a lot of buttons I never pressed. I liked it overall. My favorite part was the 'incident' gag which I also loved in Sam & Max Hit the Road. It would be cool if there was scoring, or repercussions for doing things out of sequence such as losing men if you don't count down before takeoff or something like that. Really, I thought the game was cool so for it to get cooler just put more game in there ;p
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Y'all urreddy no wut it iz~!

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In the spirit of both this truck and my love of multiposts (wtf is an edit button) I figured I should actually post some music I've recently discovered.

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molkman said:
Santigold is almost as annoying as M.I.A....


LIES AND PATENT MISTRUTHS

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ROCKBOMB DIR EN GREY IS AWESOME. ONE TIME IN 2005 I THOUGHT DIR EN GREY WAS ALL GIRLS AND THEY WERE KINDA HOT. TURNS OUT AT LEAST THREE OF THEM ARE DUDES - WHOA.

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You should peep some other v-kai game if you're into Dir en Grey. Some of my favorites are X Japan (heavy fucking metal), Malice Mizer (synthy, theatrical, gothy), and Moi Dix Mois (what one member of Malice Mizer did after they broke up).

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aaronjer said:
What's tumblr?


That website your girlfriend likes. No, not pinterest, the other one.
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I LIKE THEM

Especially the beard in the gif, that's my favorite. Too many pancakes though, or not enough to make it a full fledged 'thing' just yet. You have a cool cartoony style.
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Outcast said:
Quake 2 is badass.

Hell yeah, plus if you have the game disc it also works as the soundtrack in a cd player!
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Down Rodeo said:
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There is no real definitive proof that they exist in all states, hence it being a theory; the slit experiment attempts to add some proof.

AAAAAAARRGHHH that is a horrid sentence, pls no


Expound please!
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AFAIK it does not bump into itself per se, it is never more than one particle at any given moment of observation. While unobserved it is considered to behave like a wave, which is when the interference occurs.
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There is no real definitive proof that they exist in all states, hence it being a theory; the slit experiment attempts to add some proof.

Basically the whole problem lies in what is known as the Observer Effect - the act of observation inherently changes that which is observed. One of the best ways to demonstrate this idea is Schrödinger's poor old cat. Schrödinger's cat is in a box, a room with solid walls and no windows - you cannot see or hear the cat from outside of the box. When you press a button outside the box, there is a 50% chance that the box will be flooded with poison which will kill the cat. You don't know the result of your button press until you open the box to check. What this means is that for all practical purposes, from when you press the button until you open the box the cat is simultaneously both alive and dead, and it is only your observation, the act of opening the box to check on the cat, that forces these probabilities to collapse into one of the potential outcomes.
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SuperJer said:
The Havokk section has moved to Google Docs?!?

No, but it ought to.
edit: unless it's to share more recipes. Definitely please share recipes anywhere and everywhere. One way you can share recipes is by posting them online, and then creating QR codes that contain the URL of that page. Then make the recipe, and take a picture of the food. Make a printout with the picture and the QR code, and copy it like 100 times. Tape these copies up all around town, preferably in areas with a lot of foot traffic. For instance, here's the QR code for this truck:


And here is a recipe:
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Fettucine Alfredo
Yield: Serves 4
Ingredients
8 ounces whole-wheat fettuccine
1 tablespoon butter
3 garlic cloves, minced
2 teaspoons cornstarch
Pinch of ground nutmeg
¾ cup low-fat, low-sodium chicken broth
¾ cup grated Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese
¾ cup 5% Greek yogurt
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
Directions
1. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add the fettuccine and cook according to the package directions, 9 to 11 minutes; drain.

2. While the pasta is cooking, melt the butter in a large nonstick saute pan over medium heat. Add the garlic and cook until it is fragrant, about 2 minutes.

3. Meanwhile, combine the cornstarch and nutmeg in a small bowl. Whisk in the chicken broth until smooth. Pour the mixture into the saute pan, raise the heat, and bring the sauce to a simmer, whisking occasionally. Whisk in ½ cup of the cheese until it has melted. Remove the saute pan from the heat and whisk in the yogurt until the sauce is smooth.

4. In a large bowl, toss the cooked fettuccine with the Alfredo sauce. Season with salt and pepper to taste, if desired. Top the pasta with the remaining ¼ cup cheese, and serve.


Here's what you want print out and copy 100 times so you can put them up all over town:


Now get to work!
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fucking, docs.google.com

welcome to the fucking future
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melloyellow582 said:
That limited-slip differential sure will help you get hella more downforce per torque, dad.


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Looks like a standard BlingBomb, only the children's models spray seltzer, the standard model comes with Cristal in your choice of regular or rose.
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Rockbomb said:
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Well, it's windows 7 without a start menu

No, it's much worse than that... Windows 8 is an abomination...


I think he means he's using Win7 w/o a start MENU, but idk for sure. THIS IS SRAW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, WHO CAN EVER BE SURE?!
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BECAUSE THEN NOOBS MOUSE OVER YOUR TEXT EXPECTING IT TO LINK TO SOMETHING
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If only I hadn't cashed in my 401k already...
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lol dat shit cray, I am just coming out of like four months of unemployment, my nest-egg is done spent, son!

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We really need to do one of those videos...
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buq25 said:
My friends say that the mountains in the backgrounds looks like tents. eugh. how fix?


Less sag, more crag.
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Those games were fun!
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MOONDOG IS THE GREATEST MUSICIAN OF ALL TIME

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Rockbomb said:
Here's a pic I recently took of my BITCHIN' CAMARO


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NatureJay said:
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The militia captain bites The Goblin Crossbowman in the lower right back teeth from behind and the severed part sails off in an arc.

Gentlemen, one of my dwarves bit the teeth off of some poor goblin, FROM BEHIND.


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Fedex: supes is talking about the 'stay tuned' (pre-trucking) aspect of your post - if you had simply posted the pictures that wouldn't have been an issue.

Supes: if there were actual content this was somehow obscuring it would bother me; as it stands, the only down-side for me is the disappointment of realizing there isn't really any new content for me to consume, standing in sharp contrast to the elation experienced upon seeing the mythical Yellow Square of Portending.
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Yeah, test-bench. Don't make all these changes willy-nilly, when something works you won't know what worked. Do it methodically, scientifically.

As SoupRadar said, strip it completely down to barebones. Pull everything out of the case, disconnect everything except leave the CPU and HSF on the motherboard. Then, on a non-conductive surface (NOT an anti-static bag, use non-glossy corrugated cardboard imo), lay out your mobo with the CPU/HSF still attached, but no RAM. Wire it up to the PSU, turn it on, see what happens. Those beeps mean things, you can reference them in the manual for your motherboard. Next add one stick of ram, repeat. Cycle all of your RAM one stick at a time through that last test. If everything passes, add in keyboard, mouse, all your RAM, and if you have onboard video then plug a monitor in too. Boot up, what happens? If it's all good, add your video card next. If it's still good, add your primary hard drive. Keep going until everything is reattached. If it all works properly outside of the case, you probably had an internal short, so be more careful when placing everything back into the case.
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aaronjer said:
I don't give a flying fuck what anyone did to make a piece of music, I just care about what it sounds like in the end. So I personally believe that Molkman has a big dumb head with a poop on it.

Not that I watched that video, or any video on here ever.


You're really on a roll today. Maybe if you let me give you your prezzy it would make you happier. Do I have to save it for next Festivus?!
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Don't worry, Buq, everything's going to be alright.
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My special lady friend says she likes Lucky Tower numero uno, she's gonna check out the second one now. She also says that I shouldn't call her my "special lady friend" because it makes us both sound retarded.
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The greatest guitarist ever is the copy of Protools that Dragonforce uses.
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I like that Caeser game!
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molkman said:
I was so expecting and hoping for an Iron & Whine + Wham mashup.


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I wish Dean was my dad. I wish I even had a dad...
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I legitimately like Melt-Banana.
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I'd take one, we're already steamfriends I think, but I recently changed my display-name on steam to Vertical Mammal.
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basic guide how 2 crush slavs and frogmens

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ThisIsFun said:

Yes, I like erotic! This is my favorite story of the lovely Alice could not help but admire her bed she saw in the mirror. She saw, of course, a perfect 18-year-old body scent of ink, long hair, the eyes of the Chinese people in the Guangzhou-Shenzhen and her incredible breasts - the full wash velvet peaches topped with cherries, men and women admire . A person, especially appreciate them, squeeze them, rising suck cherry rode him like a stallion. Dad pumping efforts, he can bomb for her and squeeze him with her ​​secret garden, let him even harder. This is an incredibly erotic technology, few women know, especially my mother who did not have the powers of "Alice in Wonderland", and not because her daughter discovered her ability, she used her pure joy. "Fuck me, Daddy!" She screamed. "Hard ... Oh, yes, you jerk! Oh, Oh, kill ..." He can not see the mirror of their passion, but he saw her eyes, dark, dark island, he never lost since she first caught him masturbating just a few weeks ago. "Dad!" She said, when she walked into her parents' bedroom, and stroking his "little brother" suddenly became a "big brother, startled in his line of sight." He stopped, give cover at any embarrassment and humiliation. "I, I ..." His voice failed for a moment, his penis atrophy. "I am very relaxed. Thinking of you," his or her reaction surprised. "I want you, too, Dad and I stroked myself, feel the warm golden light, you have the same feeling? Why is small? " touch it, Sweet Alice see what happens. " At first Her contact is tentative. The feeling is so soft, like velvet - steel and velvet at the same time, my father began to moan a little, and then start planting. "Are you okay?" She asked, stroking him some more, amazed that she was able to do, just a simple touch. 18 and popular, her sexual experience is limited to a chaste kiss at a school dance. "Oh, yes, yes!" He said. "Please do not stop coming." "Mama do not do it?" she asked, and began to fondle his balls, feeling bolder, more powerful, and she has done. "No," he said. "No, she never would not people do not like you, do not stop, oh, yes, there is! Perfect." small Alice began to experiment. She was curious, I feel more and more warm, how can marvel at her father so helpless. She bent down close to look at "her" cock (she has felt her own), like a mushroom head. She wanted to taste it, lick it just a second, her father groaned aloud. "Yes! "He pleaded." "Try it. Suck it, please!" like her, carefully at first, and then like a lollipop, Dad began to squeeze her peaches and reached between her legs and stroked her. Alice is wet. So wet. Fire, perhaps like the father, she did not know, but she wanted to see her power to please them all can go. Dad screamed, some surprising. The warm "cream" overflow from his penis. It smelled different, unpleasant taste like what she had never drunk. This is from him. This is him and she let him do. She used "her" cock and make it explode. How cute, she thought. Mom can not do this, Sweet Alice would like to learn more. Her father taught her, so she groans and explosions, too. Then they will truly become one. A few weeks have passed, because they are too willing to share a new passion and fantasy, with his teacher and her students, but in the end it is in her cold mother, her desire for a dominant position. Affection and pride of her domineering Tiger Mom "style in stark contrast to the father for his daughter. She even father shave her pussy, her secret garden, carefully, slowly, before the show, so she just his touch and warm wet towel to wipe the shaving soap. Way, he pressed it just right, in the right place, her secret place, cleaning soap for him to send her to brief ecstasy - legs spread, her trembling arms leaning back, head flung back hair spill over into the press table, and said: "Come on, baby, come over." you little slut! Golden girl! " Now she is riding him? fourth or fifth time, or may be, a few days ago, their record, 6? It does not matter. important moment, and they went to her and squeezed her cat harder, watching him flinch, she was surprised at her own beauty, their common love and passion, her newfound powers. then, other things in the mirror she saw mother. bedroom door. her hand and looked outside to watch all you want, Sweet Alice stupid and Dad, and urging her harder and harder, and just let my mother could hear him now are my work between her legs. never and you go, I like this forum, because all the geeks
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At Alice's Restaurant.

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ThisIsFun said:
Oops wrong forum for your enjoyment Cheers!

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Mostly just Festivus Feats of Strength.
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FINE I GOT SMITE
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STRONG has too many consonants
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bad bitch in orange straight wildin'
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Alice in Chains fucking rules. Layne Staley was amazing, but Cantrell does it justice IMO, and he wrote a lot of the lyrics originally anyways.

Completely unrelated, new ESHAM! East Side Hoes And Money!!!
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There's no "let" about it, that band would make you their bitch.
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I'd really rather not.

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For real though, AJamz, let's Carlito soon, so I can give you this wonderful gift.
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Shit, son, the first time I dropped out of college I was still in high school. You like Portland so far?
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*YOU'RE JEWISH*

No; while the root word of sabbatical is the Hebrew "shabbat," it's a secular concept.
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Ato, I got you a small present. We should Carlito's soon; I'm currently on sabbatical so I'm free any time but this Saturday pretty much.
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Mallowz did you get a show on KUGS yet or are you still in the MftM Mire?
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YES, RELEASE YOUR ANGER - NOW STRIKE HIM DOWN!
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Trickery. What's your steam? Let's be cybr0s!

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It was in a pack with all the other GTA games except IV and its DLC. Originally played the first 2 on PC and the rest on sexbox. I haven't actually played VC on PC, but you can't get the HD/gfx mods on console, so there's that.
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After making this I realized I never got HL2 ep1&2, so now it's "All Games (127)." Fuck.

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the_cloud_system said:
this is apparently the 25th time somebody has made an unnamed truck.


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Sometimes I kill trucks by confusing BendJay with MoonJay.
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SLAYER RULES

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Needs to learn trigger discipline if he's going to keep his safety off like that. Cool tune, though.
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That's some epic chiptune, cloudy, super-cool! Have some Tarmvred:

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And here's a song I recently discovered:

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You guys aren't down with small arms fire?
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So, uh, you guys stoked for Crank 3 in 2013 or what?
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Washington is a safe state. We could all vote libertarian, and through some strange twist of legislature the electorate would have to vote democrat. Left Coast Law.
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Gross. Shit's worse than Testament.
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You're wrong, Ato. Probably got so retarded from all the vaccinations your parents gave you.
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Polonius said:
Brevity is the soul of wit.
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aaronjer said:
wat


I didn't like the advertisement (original post), so I changed the subject to some books I've been rereading lately, the Song of Ice and Fire series by George R R Martin.
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As much as I hate the Greyjoys, their house words are perhaps my favorite.

HouseGreyjoy said:
WE DO NOT SOW


While I'm not one for the arrogant nature of the statement, I revel in the implication that they feed themselves by taking what you sow.

I'm not into the show. HBO doesn't even know how to make bad television, and I love the Song of Ice and Fire books, but somehow the two enmeshed do nothing for me. I think it started when Danaerys didn't say 'yes' the first time she was mounted, as she did in the book. It's pretty much Greedo shooting first, as far as I'm concerned. Also where does GRR get the time? He has two more books to write, damnit! Although I suppose HBO's interest in seeing them complete before season five goes to post will probably help matters there, so there's always that going for the show.

No spoilers, no tutorials cum advertisements, no homo.
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aaronjer said:
I don't get it.

It's a metaphor about the vulnerability inherent in both creating artistic content and in voicing a dissenting opinion about content. Because fuck sarcasm.
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Why do you want this bulk import in #1? Are you constantly importing a large group of the same or similar classes? Wouldn't it be more efficient to only load what you need? I can't actually answer your question, just debate itttt.

Re #2, java supports bitwise so you could use these variables in pairs, you could bithack two of them into an 8bit unsigned. Realistically this saves space as long as you need more than one 4bit int. Extra points if the pairings are logical so the value of the full 8bit int is still actually data and not just the sum of an arbitrary pairing.

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Gymkhana Circus. Wacky!
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I use an antiquated suite of free-juarez. DVDShrink, DVDDecrypter, and more recently I added RipItForMe to handle some of the newer fancy encryption stuff. Need Nero still for the actual burning but it plugs into all those programs for maximal easymode.
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WTF Carso-hey, you guys remember The Box? That channel was the shit before it became MTV2, used to request ALL the hot jamz.
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If I wasn't so into Darksouls right now I'd try to holler at that key. Looks amazing, although it seems like you can see enemy health bars through pretty large chunks of the map around obstructions?
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Right, better graphics at higher resolution with the 3rd party mod, option to use keyboard+mouse if you really insist (seriously go gamepad), and from what I've heard it's easier to meet up with your friends on PC versus xbizzle. Also quicker load times (if any) etc. Oh and at char creation you can type in the name instead of using a stupid onscreen keyboard. Don't forget there are likely a lot more players on pc right now since it just launched, although the xbox just got DLC so probably a lot of people there too. Once you cut through the bullshit the game is awesome. I like hard games.
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You pretty much need a game pad, and a third-party fix to truly use resolutions above the internally locked 1024x768. There is no fix for the framerate lock of 30fps but the game plays smoothly so it isn't really an issue in the first place.

The game itself is super-awesome. Gamepad highly recommended for surgical input.
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It was awesome on console, now it's awesome on PC, port issues aside.

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Is intro cinema going all the way back to the sneeze n shit? I took history of film ages ago but have forgotten most of it.
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Awesome, what classes?
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Teabagging is hilarious in ArmA, you have to spam two keys in coordinated conjunction instead of just tapping one repeatedly. Basically after I put my Bawlz™ in your mouth I have to manually stand back up. The wobble is infinitely superior, I'll have to get some footy of that the next time my buddies are on.

In the meantime I finally recreated the Elektro Church of Satan, although it was a cloudy night in the game so it doesn't look as epic w/o all the stars.

edit: de-huge-itized screenshot, click to embiggen!

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I have an unexpected long weekend, and fraps, we'll see if I have enough juice in this rig to make a quality recording. Then comes the hard part, interesting content...
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Not a terrible idea. I've never Fraps'd or anything like that, could be cool to check out. MAYBE I WILL.

Is there a free alternative to Fraps that you guys like, or should I just buy/steal Fraps?
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SHHHHH not so loud, you'll aggro all the zeds.

Here are all the best bits cut from the most popular DayZ videos, edited together a la Robot Chicken. The 25min seems daunting but there is a very high lulz-density. My favorites are 'ridin dirty' and 'partybus gauntlet.'

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It's hilarious in a "the world is going to hell and all we can do is sit and laugh about it" sort of way. AKA stone cold funny, I'm still laughing. See you all in Hell.
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Cute is a good word for it; that interview made me think she was some Gem and the Holograms watching 12-year-old living a crustpunk fantasy. "I don't own anything or live anywhere." She used too many vocal fillers to take her very seriously, but she also seemed pretty nervous.
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superjer said:
What a great truck.

I concur.
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Yeah, I wish Earl was in that one, he's definitely my favorite in OF.

Nardwuar: Who are you?
Tyler: R. Kelly
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lolwut

Welcome back, solid; sup dawg?
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The Nardwuar interview format

http://www.youtube.com/user/NardwuarServiette

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That is awesome, Outkast.
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Yeah buq that's a big part of where they got the name.

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There are also two internal rhymes in the first bar, although one is a bit slanty.
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Something like a neo-rap Zach Attack
Fittin' to spark an L and have myself a Big Mac Attack

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Summer is for hip hop. First two Das Racist albums are free, cop dat shit.

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Yeah, the ratio of promethazine to codeine needs to be pretty exact, most namely a whole bottle to a whole bottle.
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Ha, reminds me I used to joke about making a battle-metal band called "Arthas' Tears."

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Holy Rockin' Jam, Batman! Outkast, thanks for turning me on to this guy, he shreeeeeeds.

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I like Blind Guardian, but I don't totally understand the massive rabid following they have. I can't count the number of heshers I know who hate powermetal, except for Blind Guardian. I might have to make a 'zachjers favorite powermetal' truck some time soon...
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Last minute plans to go to Capitol Hill Block Party. Anybody going? We should try and do Carlito's some time this weekend (lunch Sat or Sun maybe), or even better, DICKS. God I love eating Dick's.

Here are most of the bands I'm excited about:

FRIDAY
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black breath
trust
crypts
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twin shadow
grimes
aesop rock
major lazer
diplo
lesbian
helms alee
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dam funk
neko case
spaceghostpurrp
crime wave
skarp
king tuff
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Supes, I just jamrocked that Jessy Bulbo cut, polka is awesome. Good find! The calliope feel is kind of grating, but it's fun too. I also really dig the ska elements in there, more fun!
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Carl's Jr., a fast food joint. It's not particularly good, but it has been a particularly good place to meet. We meet at the one in Marysville typically.
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I have no basis for comparison, you nailed it there. Literally the only reason I played LoL over HoN or DotA was that it was free to play immediately when I wanted to try that sort of game, no waiting for a beta key or whatever. I have never even played HoN or DotA, I just wanted to try the genre. Watched a bunch of DotA over an old room mates shoulder, if that counts.

edit: how to deny it? Come to CJ Carlito's with Ato and I sometime soon (this weekend?) in *gasp* meatspace! I'd even pick you up if needed; my Scion has a four-star safety rating, no big deal.

Last time I tried to incite a burgeriot Ato's schedule and mine failed to sync. Ato, SRAW, any other PNW jertards, when shall we Carlito? Evenings/weekends are my jam, don't think I have too much on the books coming up.
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SRAW said:
all my friends live in a box in my room

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the_cloud_system said:
SRAW said:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PAYING LOL FOVER DOTA 2?



Same reason I chose LoL over HoN/DotA to begin with. Haven't played LoL in ages though. Too many zombies to slay, too many baked-bean warriors who need to be taught the facts of life before they get too far off the beach.
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A knuckle sandwich and about tree fiddy in loose change.
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Biggest servers I've seen are around 80 players IIRC; but I've been on servers with six other players online and seen half of them, and also on servers with fifty other players and seen none of them. Luck and location are both big factors. A typical server population seems to be around 40. Again, some sessions I don't see anybody, sometimes I can't seem to get away from other players. I've yet to live a life as a hatchet psycho, but that's definitely on the books soon. Basically just run around one of the main towns armed only with a hatchet, trying to rack up as many PKs as possible.
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Ahh yes, sorry. The bandits are other people. The only NPCs in the game are the zombies, and once you are equipped past a certain basic point they are fairly trivial provided you exercise caution.

Players typically divide themselves into one of two groups, although it's far from static and there's no real way to differentiate one from the other until somebody kills you. People typically either align somewhere between 'bandit' and 'survivor/friendly' - personally I haven't murdered another player yet but that doesn't mean I wouldn't.

I'm fairly certain I witnessed the events leading up to a murder the other night. It was night in-game, the only time I feel comfortable raiding the big cities (even then it can be worse than day time - day time it's populated, but night a lot of the people who operate have gotten NVGs, a very rare drop, quality over quantity basically). In Cherno there is a hospital and four apartment building on the north end of town, a favorite haunt of mine. I was in the woods to the north, about to descend into lootsville. I saw a player crouched down, running towards the middle of the apartments. I debated following him or flanking; the city after dark is always shoot-on-sight, no questions. As I decided to flank around and keep watching him, I notice a second player following him, also crouch-running. Definitely want to keep my distance now, either it's a 2man squad (aka I die), or there is a bandit stalking a survivor (aka I probably die). While I was lurking in the shadows I noticed a death message, and started hearing flies buzz ahead of me (meaning there is a nearby player corpse). Let the bandit clear out before moving in for my loots; bandit had stripped his victim of goodies, but he left plenty of drops for me in the buildings themselves.

Another time, I encountered another player in a barn in the middle of the woods; I was looting the barn, he was running madly through a field towards me. He had zombie aggro, so he ran into the barn to deal with it. He definitely noticed me during this. I called 'friendly' over local voice chat (players within 60m of you in the game can hear it) and just kept watching him, not interfering with his loots. After he cleared the whole barn, he left without saying a word. I was counting down from 10 until I ran for the other door to give him time to get away from me, but about halfway he ran back in and shot me in the face. WTF, I THOUGHT U WERE COOL BRO.

srsly epic game, can't wait until it's not buggy as all get-out
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Had my best character so far murdered by a squad of bandits. Two friends and I were heading north, hitting dear stands on our way into the deep woods. We had just gotten found an excellent gun at one (an M4 with a flashlight and a red-dot sight) and were heading to another nearby stand. I was on overwatch with an m24 while my friends worked towards the objective, but everything seemed pretty sleepy.

Nobody was watching my 6, and out of nowhere I get double-tapped in the back of the head. I report OPFOR took me down, and that's when it goes to shit for my other two friends. They start hearing shots, but don't see the tangos. They ask if I want them to try and kill the bandits so we can salvage my stuff, but I tell them to GTFO if they can. My buddy takes one down before another of the bandits shoots him, and our third was my buddy's younger brother, who's kind of a bitch, he alt-f4'd (fled to the total safety of disconnection) instead of accepting his death like a man.

I had just gotten that character totally set up to be self-sufficient in the woods, too :((( I had a couple good weapons, two canteens, an ALICE pack, some steaksss, man, total bummer. Oh well, my new guy spawned on the beach just west of Three Valleys, not a total loss; too far to run back and recover whatever the bandits left on our bodies, but not a bad place as far as new beginnings are concerned...

I've tried to recreate the cool flare in town at night scene, but it looked best one specific way, and that way is dangeroussss, and I'm kind of a pussy...at least I'm not a DC'ing bitch though...

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Spectacles, testicles, brandy, cigars. You are all absolutely infallible. And don't take crap from anybody. Okay.
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A/S/L/DTF?
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srs bsns this game is super-sweet.

Had my first two deaths last night, both terrible noob mistakes. First, I was up in a guard tower that was only like two stories tall, but when I went to climb down I flubbed the "climb down ladder" input and ended up just walking off the edge of the platform and falling. I broke my legs, and the sound of my crash had a swarm of zeds on me before I even lost consciousness, which wasn't long. I had been trying to meet up in-game with my room mate, so we had to make a new plan after I respawned in a different, random location. Thankfully I respawned much closer to him than I already was. We met up just north of Prigorodky but the place was crawling so we decided to try our luck further into the wilderness at Pusta. Shit, Pusta's also crawling, huh...we go prone and manage to low-crawl into a deserted house, but it only yielded some bandages and a couple sodas. We venture on, have a few close calls, and a tense couple of minutes where we're completely surrounded by 15 zombies (at least that we were able to see) within 50 yards of us. Eventually we get in to another house, not much more in that one. As I'm looting, my room mate tells me over ventrilo to stand still, to not back up. I slowly turn in place to see him crouched in the only entrance to the house, hatchet at the ready, two dead zeds at his feet. We wait for more to come, but it seemed like the coast was clear after a few minutes. Not much loot, but no injuries, and we didn't have to fire any shots, which would bring the whole town down on us. We figure out the next house we want to try and loot, and head out. Just as we left the house we were in, a zombie spawned literally on top of my room mate and started attacking him. I panicked and blasted the zed off him with my shotty. The sound brought many, many zombies, and our quick end along with it. It might have been survivable, if we hadn't both been in prone when I fired, if I had announced that I was going to fire and we had planned a hasty escape over vent. Of course, that's why they call it panic, because frightened instinct takes over...

Well, shit...room mate had an A.L.I.C.E pack, a map, hunting and cooking stuff, a canteen, guns...not stuff we wanted to lose. He bitches for a while about the setback, but eventually we decide to try and get our stuff back. Respawn, he's a lot closer to Pusta than I am. I, however, have both Rog and an anonymous medium-yield barn between there and my spawn, and I want to rearm before I get to my corpse. Got some fatloots at Rog, it's a really cool dilapidated old castle on a hill in the woods. I only saw two zeds there, one of which was a mythbuster who was standing on the roof of a small outbuilding, just bellowing into the wind and shaking his arms. It was pretty awesome. Not too long after that, my room mate hit Pusta and found our corpses. Damn, apparently somebody heard the gunshots, or maybe was just passing through and heard the flies, between when we respawned and when he got there. They took his backpack, map, and canteen; thankfully they left him his hatchet, his guns, his matches, and lots of survival stuff. I never even made it back to my corpse, I found better loot in the two spots between there and my spawn. Logged out on Day 0 of my third character, with a 1911, some ammo, a hatchet, a canteen, and some food/water/medicine. And I logged inside of a good building to loot, so hopefully tonight when I'm off work there will be more booty for me to plunder in there before heading out into the wilderness.
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Anybody on the zombie tip? Day Z is a mod for Arma 2. You can buy Arma 2: Combined Operations from the developer for a few bucks cheaper than it is on Steam, Bohemia Interactive is having a July Sale.

Looks coooool. I got interested when I read a few accounts of people's games. For those that don't know, it's a sprawling (approx. 250 sq. km. iirc) open-ended zombie survival game geared to be as realistic as possible within the given context. It has heavy biometrics, you can break a leg and no longer walk, for instance, until it's healed. You can log off at any time, and take your character from server to server, but when you die in the game that character is done, you lose your inventory and your spot. Well, if you have friends to raid your corpse when you die, and they have enough inventory space to hold all of your stuff in addition to all of theirs, you might be in luck. That's a much less likely scenario than it sounds.

It's online, and apparently most people you run into are jerks and/or super-paranoid, I've yet to interact with another human through the game though.

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phoenix_r said:
Because you're a hitler?


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Because you're a hater?
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SRAW said:
You actually got it right, cause in malaysia they don't even allow jews to enter the country, and even the chinese dudes hates israel.


Now that I think about it, didn't we have an Israeli on the boards at one time? Maybe eDan Co.?
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Just a point? Like, just to, you know, see how it feels?
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Peter Gabriel covering Arcade Fire. Kinda reminds me of the Cash cover of Hurt for some reason. I like the Arcade Fire version better.

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Everything I know about Malaysia I learned from Zoolander.

edit: and google
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He went to basic training for the Air Force.
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SRAW said:
cloudy likes pheonix <3


Don't you?
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Gaaah these blow me away every time. You get excellent depth and perspective for such low resolution. I couldn't do something like that unless I rendered it first (which would be hard enough for me) and then pixel-traced over top of it.

We should hang out some time soon! Still at jobby mcnewjob? How's that going?
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SRAW said:
palestine rulez, intifada 4eva, crush zion, make me a cheese sandwich

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Also, flashes of Hedberg...I used to annoy people; I still do, but I used to, too.
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Rocky just doesn't masterbate enough in praise of black satan. Needs to start praying more at the AssChapel.

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the_cloud_system said:
comute like you have a pair plz


Three years on, I now routinely commute like I have a pair.
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SRAW has a point, Rocky. And yeah Ato, that's because all 70s songs were written by Fleetwood Mac members.
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Rocky McNewSig: overall I dig it but your name needs to be bigger for several reasons. You should also probably know that only facists use germanic script over celtic knotwork (literal fascists, not just jerks at large (jerks at large use celtic knotwork but typically avoid germanic script (I'll take any excuse to nest parenthesis))). Balance is pretty light, the knotwork ends up doing double-duty as border in addition to background. Emphasizes the AF logo too much; it can be the focal point without taking up that much of my attention. So yeah making the text bigger fixes all of the above except the white-lowrider vibe.

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Nobody remembers spades, Mello. Not even you; didn't anybody tell you that ya don't gotta lie to kick it? But I, I'm willing and able, so I throw my cards on your table.
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Apparently you don't, so here's what's up.

To date, international sales place Rumours at 50x platinum. LOL. Additionally, the album's 11 songs produced four singles, each of which charted billboard top 10 in the US, including "Dreams" which hit #1. Charted most successful album of 77-78 in seven major nations, often included on lists of "best albums of the 70s." My favorite cuts are 'Never Going Back Again' and 'Second-Hand News.' Been listening to this album daily (and Paul Simon's "Graceland," incidentally) and you should too.
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NatureJay said:
If we barbecue, watch NASCAR, and double-fist shitty beer while playing Diablo III, would that be enough for your masculinity to not be threatened?


This HAS to happen; count me in.
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Novelty hiphop is lame.
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jaja? anybody playing? hot2death#1844 holla atcha boi
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NO PARENTS
NO HAAAALLLL PASSES
(no fancy girlfriends)

http://www.myspace.com/nofancygirlfriends
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The blond one in pearls was on Wheel of Fortune recently, she won $6,900. True story. I have lived with 3/5 rhombusses, and only made out with none of them.

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Trivium is rad. Suddenly, Sweden!

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"STOP!"
"Some of them deliver, kind sir," she said,
"So hand it over and your life I'll spare."

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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Screw the singles, "Never Going Back Again" is where it's at.
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SRAW said:
roughly 1/3 of them are from KUGS/MftM.

WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT?!@#$%^&*()+_)(+_*+((tronsunn0)))))lsd
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'Merka.

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I am constantly finding new summerjams; I love my truck. <3<3<3

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/flex /epeen /mouthlaseroftotalobliteration

Ahhhh...I feel better.

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Also I would bang her at least twice. AT LEAST. And once the next morning...
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Hawk said:
How do you change the colors?


1.) Learn to speak Czech

2.) Sledujte nad youtube videa

3.) http://www.google.cz
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I like the vocal samples, but your arp wubb sounds well shit. Not just the wave modelling / tone, but the mastering (less attack, lower master plz), and the phrasing of the drops. Drop the drops, dig it? There is a lot of good stuff going on here, clean it up a bit, replace the wub, extend at least 2x (add a bridge!), and you're in business. Guh they flirt dangerously close to creepy but I really like the Temo vocal samples...good work, keep it up, post more as it progresses.
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Glad you like it!

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Happy Everything.
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ElectroSwing is cooooool

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John Wu's '1984' was pretty darn entertaining.
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Because Kingdom of Loathing already exists?

Actually I would try and contribute to a project like this, design or art or writing or something...
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Rocky, you have to join the publisher's steam group, then sometime towards the end of the month you'll receive your free (shitty old) game.

OK yeah the motorcycles were kinda fun, whatever...
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Oh sweet, it's almost a decade old, and wasn't that rad when it was new. Why not just pirate a newer, better game?
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Who's Molly? More importantly, whose Molly?!
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Is that the truck where I win? I love winning...
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I first heard of BOLT THROWER when Mercenary came out in '98, but it took me almost a decade and a half to realize how cool they are.

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THIN LIZZY KICKS SO MUCH ASS

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Pssh whatever Prison Planet is a mighty fine learning institution, Sky House for life!

...sorry Yolanda made me say it...
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Been listening to SIGH for a while now, but they've recently had a new album come out. HURRAY!
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All the cool kids watch QI.

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A departure from the other two, but those jeans are still tight enough to tell your religion.
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thin lizzy > judas priest > iron maiden > metallica w/ cliff > gabriela y rodrigo > limp bizkit's first album > staind > everything else by limp bizkit > metallica after 'load'
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David Mitchell doing the best skit from Mitchell & Webb Look:

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I meant to put this in video recommend, not in the wrongplacetime ::shame::
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You tryin' to stop this here party truck, cloudy? WTF wall of text, get that shit right outta town!
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Ewoks party to Tamacun. I love those furry little cocksuckers.
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I recently picked Kingdom of Loathing back up, and it's still pretty rad. It's a turn-based RPG in browserland, and it's totally free. It's been in open beta since 2003. The company makes its money from donations and merch, there are no subscriptions or advertisements or dlc or any of that crap. Try it out, an adventurer is you!

Trailer for the game:
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Trailer for the documentary about the people that make the game:
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So fuckin' shreddy...

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Sure Ministry does industrial well (duh), but before that they did new wave even better!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/With_Sympathy

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Yaya, camera!! I've posted a few square ones lately, those are all Instagram on my DroidX. The diptych is two of those, I used photoshop for the layout and border, but I could have used MSPaint or GIMP or any number of other programs.

When I post pictarz that are rectangular, that's my shitty Canon 450d. Sometimes I do post in Lightroom, or use Photoshop to stitch a panorama.

When I manipulate things that's Photoshop. Any raster drawing program works, like GIMP or others.

When I make drawings like the dark catch-phrase ones I did or the Heiroglyphics one, those are in Illustrator but any vector drawing program will work. InkScape is free and I've heard it's good, but I've never used it.

When I do things quick and dirty, that's MSPaint or your mom.
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NatureJay said:
What makes me really happy is that someone created an account, found this truck that hasn't been responded to in nearly three years, and decided "THIS! THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE TO JUMP INTO THE COMMUNITY"


I like that slightly less than I like the fact that it had already happened once before in that truck. I like money's post better, too.

Also, pretty sure your first post should be a necro, that's just how things work in these parts.
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Cloudy, that pic is super fuckin' legit, props.

Down Rodeo said:
Wait, so, the shell is real?

Yeah DR, the shell is real, the photo is unmanipulated.

SRAW said:
and also why does fedex always pop in once in a while to make short posts that contribute nothing to the thread at hand

Drugs.
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So it was Friday afternoon and I spaced taking a picture of me in front of my reserved sign. Have instead an Instagram of the hula girl on the dash of my car, in which you can observe the eerie reflection of said reserved sign. Good enough for gov't work.

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Rockbomb said:

You are now aware that the mountain in that video looks like a gorilla crying.



ONCE SEEN, IT CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN

y so srs, gorillasads?!
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Hah, I guess looking at it the blown highlights on the lettering make it really pop, look a bit unnatural, kinda like the shell in this other shot of mine. Contrast will do that to you. Hold tight another few hours, I'll set you straight.
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That last one, the kid using the pot-pattern hanky as a flag, he was literally screaming at me in that picture.
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Nah but I've seen a few cool cop shows on Netflix lately. The one they produced is pretty alright once it gets going, Lilyhammer. I've been watching another one called The Killing, an AMC adaptation of a Danish show, it's kind of like if Twin Peaks had been directed by somebody normal instead of David Lynch.
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F1 is the shit, have fun!
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Coven is responsible for popularizing the "sign of the horns" \m/

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Mallowz I still haven't caught your shift of MftM, although I was actually awake for Mother North during finals week. WACKY!

You should meet me for artwalk in April, or join Atoz and I at CJ Carlitojamz in Marysville sometime.

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Get Italo'd, and GET IN THE CAR!
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Sure, why not. If you aren't spending at least half of your time sifting through loot to optimize your weight-value ratio you're doing it wrong.
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Shit better not be wack n stuff...
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chrysanthy said:
sprinkles said:
I'm only on here 15 minutes here and there, and that 15 minutes is usually when I feel like being nice. Really if you knew me then you would sing a completely different song. A song like this ::



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Is that fauxhogany?!
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NatureJay said:
Then we need to make our own server. With blackjack. And hookers. In fact, FORGET THE SERVER


YEAH! THEN STUFF IT FULL OF DRUGS AND SET IT ON FIRE!

You should be MoonJay more often!
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Oh SRAW, u so crazy! How long will you be in the PNW? Have you met up with any jers yet? You should get CJ Carlito's with Ato and my fine self!
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I started listening to this ironically but I fear I'm genuinely starting to like it. God, I have horrible taste.
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I've always wished Dream Theater had a different vocalist, or maybe no vocalist. IDK what it is but their vocals have never sat well with me, despite how mega-shreddy their tunes are. I've only just discovered Liquid Tension Experiment, this is exactly what I've wanted all along!

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I've been listening to a lot of Misfits lately.

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BRAVADO
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Atrocious!
Wikipedia entry on Bounce "music"
NY Times on Sissy Bounce

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SRAW said:
lolfag, even I knew of eric johnson before you!


dig the prefix on my discovery :)
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O I Herd U Liek Vikingz
sub-title: hella fucking metal
sub-sub-title: i'm pretty wasted right now

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Manowar is the shit. ::sign of the hammer::
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I guess not all of that is viking/folk metal. :F:uck yo

edit: I just added it all up, 24 songs almost 2 hours long. Woof.
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Recently rediscovered Eric Johnson. Most triumphant:

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You should bone Jeff Vogel already and be done with it.
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I really liked the first two albums before I figured out just how much of it was fancy computer trickery.
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NatureJay said:
phoenix_r said:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

SLOTH HAS BEEN POSTING PICTURES OF DINGALINGS ALL OVER THE FORAMS BUT HE DIDN'T SOURCE THEM EXTERNALLY FIRST AND NOW THE DINGALINGS ARE GOING AWAY


I meant why Fedex is apologizing. For his grammar and spelling? I'm just happy he said my name. I like that.
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superjer said:
Hmmm. We'll see if it grows on me.

Well, did it?

I'm pretty *meh* about the rest of the album, but I really really like this song.
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Looks to be an awesome, extra-long, slightly interactive episode of DBZ. See also: Shadow of the Super-Saiyan. That's certainly how the demo felt, more cutscenes than FFXIII.


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superjer said:
OK the last one got me pretty good.

I liked that one and the one right before it the best.
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SRAW said:
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Rockbomb said:
Hmmm... I don't remember saying that :o
Idk what it is about that song, but I like it. And I usually dislike stuff that's chopped/screwed like that. So, yeah.

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melloyellow582 said:
I'm doing music for the masses from 2 a.m. to 4 a.m. on Wednesday nights. PRIME TIME!

Gross. Also, way past my bedtime.
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NatureJay said:
the_cloud_system said:
Holy fuck how i have changed.

I'll say! Not one of those words was misspelled!

Our lil cloudy's becoming a man!
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melloyellow582 said:
Oh, I have a music show KUGS now.

The KUGS website is atrocious; which show is yours?
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phoenix_r said:
Bump for this song being totally rad.

Quote:
And I'll gamble away my fright.
And I'll gamble away my time.
And in a year, a year or so
this will slip into the sea

Yaaaarp.
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the_cloud_system said:
My favorite part was how much I had to scroll.

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Down Rodeo said:
the_cloud_system said:
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Sloth said:

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Down Rodeo said:
Going to give me a listen to all of those soon :)

Meanwhile, can I recommend the Bastion soundtrack? It is all of the awesome, just all of it.


I heard Slinger's Song on KUGS recently and it made me super-hap-plus-plus. I think my personal favorite is Zia's theme, "Build That Wall" - song makes me cry like the big fat baby that I am:
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BRB installing 3.x in DOSBox to play COTW
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Was it a top-down action rpg where everything was on a square grid, and you fought kobols and stuff? Sounds familiar but I can't place it...

edit: this?

edit: it's not 3d and it's a decade early, I win?
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Runetribe, that's fine, the color of the line doesn't matter, like what colors the countries are on a map, it's just random different colors.
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I would really like to see a time-lapse video of screenshots while you make one of these. Like, super-duper-pretty-please would really like to. With a cherry on top, but just one. Geez, give this guy an inch, I swear...no friggin respect...
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Thank you all! Although long, Wednesday ended up being a pretty great day for me. Here is what I got myself for my birthday:


Timbuk2 Snoop camera messenger bag!


edit: it was a lot cheaper on Amazon, where I ordered it.
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This one's for all you HEAVY METAL MANIACS

Mourn for us oppressed in fear
Chained and shackled, we are bound
Freedom choked, in dread we live
Since Tyrant was enthroned

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melloyellow582 said:
I am definitely stalking you. Be my friend.
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...and/or tell me that you love me. I have a long day today on this, the day of my birth. NICE THINGS GOGO~!
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superjer said:

UDPATE! World maps occasionally exported to here.


Huge PNG is huge.
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phoenix_r said:

Guess which one is mallows!
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Fix KUGS plz.
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I just noticed that picture is solid snake plus georgio...fuck, daily the love pile grows, cloudy...
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Considering who's asking for recommendations, I figured Overfiend was appropriate. Definitely agree about Akira, the movie is what, one sixth of the plot in the darkhorse series?
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NatureJay said:
Serial Experiments Lain

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I think perhaps SWORD OF THE STRANGER is my favorite evar.

AKIRA duh

Excel Saga (now on Netflix!)

Bastard! Destroyer of Darkness

Berserk (sooooo gooooood)

Tachiguishi-Retsuden ("The Amazing Fast Food Grifters" - super-beautiful, well written, great characters, heartfelt dialogue, loved it)

Ghibli filmography with special recommendations for Grave of the Fireflies, Totoro, Kiki's Delivery Service, and Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, assuming you've already seen Mononoke, Spirited Away, and Howl's Moving Castle. And Ponyo, can't forget that one. Oh, Ghibli did Earthsea as well, quite pretty.

STEAMBOY was pretty fun

SHIN CHAN (for kicks AND cultural insight!) - I've never tried subs of the originals, but the recut/rewritten/dubbed American stuff is awesome.

Urotsukidoji LEGEND OF THE OVERFIEND

Casshern

Basilisk

edit: I almost forgot about Jin Roh, little red riding hood meets violent mindfuck (yeesh...sounds like my ex-wife!)
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Here's some pics of Super Sprinkuchan at a party: http://imgur.com/a/ZnowH
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Rockbomb said:
idk how some people can go on with their life doing pointless/unappreciated tasks day-in and day-out.


I worked a job like that for a full three years before I had finally had enough to affect a change, although the seeds of discontent were sewn much earlier than that. It payed the bills, I had very little responsibility, the hours were alright, and made more with my four-day work week than most of my friends did working 5+ days a week. That, and after a certain point you look to your future, to your resume, and that makes it worth it, at least for a time.
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ROCKY, the other day you asked us about what we thought of you becoming an air traffic controller. I've since had a chance to ask my coworker about it, he did 20 years in the Navy as an ATC. The first thing out of his mouth, before I had even closed mine, was that it was the best job any of the forces can offer you. You get great schooling, great pay, and when you get out you can get even better pay as a civilian. He also told me to mention that in 1981 there was a strike in the civilian air traffic control industry, so there was a lot of turnover, and all of 81's new hires will be coming up for retirement soon, so the sweetness will get even sweeter.

He mentioned that you make sure to get trained on both radar AND tower, don't get locked in to one or the other. Everything is by the book, there are a million rules and guidelines and it's your job to learn and properly apply them. They are done well enough that nothing should be stressful or by the seat of your pants. The only image of ATCs I have is from Pushing Tin, so this was surprising to me. He then told me you can find tons of stuff online, accounts of historic/interesting air traffic control, sometimes even in-tower video, both civilian and military, with a bit of google-fu.

Another thing he mentioned about ATC is that, to the best of his knowledge, it is one of the few jobs where they treat your service as equivalent or better than civilian service and/or college education; ie it is one of the few jobs where moving from the forces to a civilian job does not entail what basically amounts to demotion.

Lastly he was very adamant about, if it is not too late, getting your shit in writing - never let anybody else choose your school, your path. Recruiters will try to worm you out of your choices in some cases, make sure to get it all in explicit writing.

Hope that helps!

tl;dr become an ATC if you like money and you don't mind memorization
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You lose 50dkp for playing a DK with death in the name. You lose infinity dkp for still playing wow.
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melloyellow582 said:
If you keep listening, you will eventually here my voice reading the news.

Just heard the AP wire on my lunch break, was that your soothing dulcet? Speaking of soothing, after cyberstalking you I sent hot-sweet friend requests on select social networking services, do you like me - yes no maybe {circle one}
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Down Rodeo said:
phoenix_r said:
Did you try reintegrating the coefficients using the Mainzer-Carter algorithm applied to a system of nested matrices?

Can't tell if serious or I just have no idea what that is.


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Moves don't seem to be checking gravity if they go straight instead of arcing?
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Did you try reintegrating the coefficients using the Mainzer-Carter algorithm applied to a system of nested matrices?
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Rockbomb said:
Well, I think Metallica blows... so, you prolly don't want my opinion on "good" metal xP


Every Metallica album except for "Kill 'Em All" is a steaming pile of terrible, so I probably still do!
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One of my classmates listens to all the same bands I thought were cool in middle school, when they were first achieving mainstream recognition - Metallica (when I said I was one of the many myriad Metallica fans that only likes one particular album she guessed Load ), kr0n, Marilyn Manson...then she asked if I liked Puddle of Mud and I disgustedly told her I would *never* listen to Puddle of Mud - turns out she had it playing through her headphones as I spoke those words

I think for next class I want to burn her an MP3 CD with some really awesome metal and rock-n-roll. My plan was to include mostly less-accessible stuff, and then point her towards the stuff that's widely available. The new Wolves in the Throneroom album is most excellent (PNW represent boooiiiii) so I'll probably include that, maybe both Red Fang albums (how is PNW sooo good at metal?! - must be all the gloomy weather...), Oakhelm, Windir, maybe the new Boris 'Heavy Rocks' album just for kicks.

My question to you is this: if you could make one MP3 CD to turn somebody on to all things good in metal, a sort of highlight reel of bands that aren't as widely known as Priest or Maiden, what would you include?! While the format I've chosen is an MP3 CD with complete albums, if you wanted to design a mix cd with individual tracks that would be great too!

tl;dr: Tell me all your favorite metals!
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Ugh - I got really into 'Yes' but every other song they've made is terrible.
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That's rad! Did you design that as well?

I really like the aesthetics of the nuts and bolts sticking out on the ends, I feel like those things are gonna wreck some shins or tear a tshirt or something. Safety first, brah!

What sort of wood is that? How long did the build take? Anything particularly cool or fun for you about the process? How's the sit, nice and relaxing?!
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This song is on my mind:

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On the phone / long long distance / always through / such strong resistance
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Down Rodeo said:
Del tha funkee homosapien! <3

Hella, Del is in 2.5 of those jamz!
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HEAVY FUCKING METAL

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I'd like to request that DR get some points for dropping cockney. NEVER hold on to hot cockney!
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This post is brought to you by Wild Turkey, and marital infidelity.
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Air Farce?
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Down Rodeo said:
You Reddit?

Who doesn't, anymore?

http://www.reddit.com/user/zstone/
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melloyellow582 said:
phoenix_r said:
then they played this song on KUGS a couple times


If you keep listening, you will eventually here my voice reading the news. Next quarter, I'll have an entire show.

LET'S DO BELLINGHAM THINGS TOGETHER.

There is an upcoming Reddit meet, but I don't think I'm going to go. I never go to those things, but I always consider it. Art walk is weekend after next, that's always fun.

So you just do the news right now? Do you do the AP wire buddies? Have you done MftM yet? What is your show going to be?
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buq25 said:
IT'S SO PRETTY!



What are you going to do in the Air Force?
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I think the lyrics/vocal style have a hand in the depressofactor as well. Beirut has the same skill as Belle & Sebastian: catchy songs with depressing content.
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I think he kind of knows Sprinkles?

I have no idea how he spends his time, be it at work, school, both, or neither. Also I think maybe he joined some armed force or other?

I love his current signature excepting how he handled the transition at the horizontal overflow, that bit looks well shit.

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Bump for this song being totally rad.

Quote:
And I'll gamble away my fright.
And I'll gamble away my time.
And in a year, a year or so
this will slip into the sea
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Rockbomb said:
But I'm not gonna buy a card based on the free game that comes with it. I'm thinkin' about getting this one: jizz


Tom agrees with you.
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NatureJay said:
Is this a promo shot for your band?


It's just some spare copy from my personal branding.
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I'm the one in black.
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I played through Torchlight again recently, and am considering trying out TQ until D3 drops and I can give my life back to Blizz.

As far as I know D3 is still in the 'friends-and-family' closed beta, with a public beta hopefully soon.
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Rockbomb is probably right. Try taking one of the machines that is hardwired to the router currently and wiring it like this: modem->switch->pc. Only connect one of the known-goods - it should be able to connect to der intarnetzen like this. If it doesn't, gaze suspiciously at the switch until it reveals its innermost secrests to you - its Ryan secrests.

Rockbomb, I really like your newish sig, except the transition on the right edge where it goes gray. That part is fugly. I would say keep it all blue, or perhaps use a third color altogether that would look good with both your post color and the background; another shade of blue perhaps, or some sweet parchment/sepia lookin' jamz IMO. Or maybe a sweet green...edit: alternatively, you could nudge the compass rose over such that it changes color in the middle, I think it would bug me less if it wasn't so asymmetrical.
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SRAW said:
Where is the patriotic spirit?

IN MY PANTS
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Rockbomb said:
I'm a dogfucker.

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SRAW said:
so this happens every once in a while, for no reason the sound will suddenly start playing out through my laptop speakers and not my headphones, and if I press on the sound icon it will show 2 sliders and 2 icons, one for the laptop and one for headphones. Adjusting the headphones one does nothing it seems.

so any idea why this happens


Reinstall your sound drivers?
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Anybody play this thing? It's about a year and a half old, but I just heard of it.
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Sorry for implied step three...
1.)Remove RAM
2.)Write down what's printed on the RAM sticks: info such as make, model, and capacity
3.)Put the RAM back in

Step 2 tells you how much RAM you physically have. Given the age of your processor, I wouldn't be surprised if it was 4x256mb sticks equaling one giga. If the RAM sticks say they are bigger than that, keep investigating. Maybe just re-seating will have done the trick, or maybe there are errors elsewhere. Start in the BIOS and poke around there until the BIOS recognizes all of your RAM, and then the same in Windows. You probably won't have to do this; I bet you one internet you only have a gig's worth of sticks in there.
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the_cloud_system said:
i removed all the ram and it told me something like "not enough memory"

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You would need to pull the sticks out to see what they really are. If they don't say somewhere directly on a stick, there should at least be a brand and model number for you to googlez to ascertain how much ram you really have. Maybe try reseating it, too, just for kicks.
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superjer said:
Were they bleeding beer or a mix of beer and blood?

I think the only beer-blood is when the guy who gets impaled drinks a beer and it spurts out of his chest as he drinks, but I haven't really payed enough attention to that.
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Oh man, that song takes me back Rocky. Back to High Schools! Also I think that song uses one of the same samples as Mr. Scruff - Fish, another quality jam.

If you haven't checked it out, I much prefer the English Riviera remix, the glitchy vocals:
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Another hotter from back in the day:
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Labor day sales, dawg!

A moderate (read: 60-200gb) SSD for your OS and primary applications shouldn't set you back more than $1/gb these days unless you go crazy and get TBotB, some PCI shit or something. Also, even for gaming, I would put money on an SSD being as much if not more of an upgrade than a dedicated GPU. It is the biggest directly observable performance upgrade I have experienced, probably ever. Much more than doubling ram, moving to a faster bus (ide to sata2 raid, even), faster RPM HDD, any of that. As a small aside, there are definitely '5400 rpm' drives that show better performance than other '7200 rpm' drives, especially with the 'green' (read: low-power) initiative so big in hardware right now. I would say I got a bigger boost from dropping an SSD into my system than when I rebuilt the entire rest of the system (from athlon2 x64 to i5 750, ddr2 to ddr 3, geforce 4 pci to some evga hotshit pci-e 16, sata to sata2, etc). Seriously.

I don't have any data to back any of this up besides my own experiences, and in my zealotry I've probably exaggerated, but I've talked with SJ about this and I think he feels the same way, at least insofar as an SSD is a very significant upgrade, worth the price if you don't go crazy on the bleeding-edge hotness. And we all know that SJ is the be-all end-all of everything, except, as previously established, suckiness; the Jer family has a dominant anti-suck gene.

Now somebody buy me a falafel, I'm fucking famished.
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A budget would be helpful, as well as how you typically use the machine. Also, SCSI?! I'm not sure, this far out, whether it's still sexy, maybe now it's just scuzzy...

Probably the biggest noticeable difference would be an SSD, maybe a graphics card. Do you use onboard graphics? I didn't see a card listed in the output.

Again budget and use are your constraints, we need to know those before we can give specific advice.
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Anybody who can get me to masturbate while I rave dance clearly has skills. Which I guess is basically just Traci Lords and ecstasy dealers.
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the_cloud_system said:
and she fucking beat boxxes.

I bet you in a fight Traci Lords would win.

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Pfft Albarn is rad. Blur, Massive Attack? Pop genius!
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superjer said:
If you wan't on the whitelist, pos't your Minecraft username he're.

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They suck now. They didn't suck them. Blammy!

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sprinkles said:
Can I be whitelisted?

ingamename: sprinkles1435


Ahh duh username: zachstone
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Yo dawg plz whitelist this IP like for mad real n shizzyy wit cheese.
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superjer said:
Why did we resurrect this crusty old truck?!


I'm not sure, it was just that kind of afternoon for me. I also necroed the speed test truck just for kicks-n-jam.
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superjer said:
Wat was it

I'll tell you what it wasn't - this:
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I'm pretty sure it's only OK to listen to Bodom live. Tokyo Warhearts kills it, but their studio albums make them sound more like Children of Boredom, amirite?!
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Rockbomb said:
Mate de Vita said:
tl;dr



Well, I actually read the whole thing...lazybones...
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Happy birthday! What do you want?
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I see your popstep and I raise you a dubstep remix of a pop classic:
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the_cloud_system said:
the meny signatures i have on the internets said:
Another misspelled rhyme
written in the book of time
In one page I've spent all my life

God I just noticed the Sonata lyrics. The lovepile grows daily, Cloudy...
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phoenix_r said:

My favorite part is where it says I'm faster than 99% of the country. That or where I necroellipsis
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Recently rewatched FLCL when I noticed it on Netflix streaming. Incidentally, Excel Saga also just showed up there too...
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the_cloud_system said:

+1
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You should make it sound like this:
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molkman said:
Do these two have anything in common?

Ry Cooder is the link between Buena Vista & Captain Beefheart, he played with both. In fact the Buena Vista album came about when Ry Cooder went to Cuba to work with a producer there, with musicians from Africa. The African musicians weren't able to get into Cuba, so they decided to record something just with 'local musicians' in Havana, and the musical director for the project which had just fallen through happened to know people from the club.
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Rockbomb said:
How do you know when his birthday is? I thought he didn't have a birth certificate

I heard also he doesn't have a belly button.
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the_cloud_system said:

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molkman said:
They're all the same!

Yes they are all, for the most part, subtle variations on the same shot. I got a lot better at that shot, though, over the course of the day. My tracking got smoother and more precise/consistent, and I was beginning to see better angles, figure out where I could get more exciting shots. Some of those are OK, but 328 mostly meh shots is a lot to sort through unless you might be in them...
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Three hundred and twenty-eight pictures of motorcycles that I took that you can look at. Most of them suck. Enjoy!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/zach_stone/sets/72157627220950259/

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Rockbomb said:
phoenix_r said:
You could always work on brewing up your next batch of Hateradeexclamation

I like the purple kind

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You could always work on brewing up your next batch of Hateradeexclamation
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Requiem is my favorite black metal album.

"Day of wrath! O day of mourning!
See fulfilled the prophets' warning,
Heaven and earth in ashes burning!"
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Says the guy who plays runescape.
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Ry Cooder is rad, DR. Do you like Buena Vista Social Club, or perhaps Captain Beefheart?

Also, your home sucks. Move.
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the_cloud_system said:
NO HOMO, BRO

FTFY
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Meh, dubstep is an OK song.
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Down Rodeo said:
The joys of using FireFox on mobile: "Click here to download plugin" repeated many times across a page.


What mobile platform are you on?

What about Opera or perhaps SkyFire? I don't think SkyFire is free like it was when I was running it on WinMo6.5 a few years back, but AFAIK it's still one of the best ways to enjoy Flash content on an iOS device.
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More than platform-dependent, I would imagine it to be language-dependent. Are we talking about C here, perhaps? A few of the languages I use at work that both grew out of the same language treat this differently. Our legacy DBMS doesn't use typing, but you need to initialize any dimensions past the first in an array before you can read them. Our PCL form-printing solution, on teh udder hand, has some loose typing but will return null in this situation without initialization.

TL;DR: write a truth-test. Run it. Then run it in VMs/emus if you need to test cross-platform. Also tell us what language(s) you mean when asking programming questions.
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the_cloud_system said:
woah woah woah man, i just like that one song.

and your last post reminded me of something.



The Dude Abides.
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Harmless Seattle-grown Indie Rock. Also one of the best band names ever, right next to 'John Cougar Concentration Camp' and 'Fuck, I'm Dead.'
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SRAW said:
and are noobish, just like cockbomb


I think he's probably referring to crabcore here.

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melloyellow582 said:
+17 points for that fabulous .gif.

There's room for you in that pile too, shnookumz...
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And so grows the love pile...

<3
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They scuttle. Like, lots.
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the_cloud_system said:
I would put my whole dignity into her personality and grab her big and well developed dreams and embrace her with my big sense of justice.


Awesome sig is awesome. The love pile just got bigger, brah!

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Rockbomb said:
Mate de Vita said:
Exactly.

Well I was hoping that image would answer it for me, but it appears that it hasn't.

To make a short answer the same length, it's television, and those enhancers don't exist because it would be impossible.


While they're probably exaggerated in the media, such tools _do_ exist. I'm not sure about public sector access but I know, for instance, the police department in my town is able to enhance digital video to the point that they can read a car's license plate number that would otherwise be illegible/indiscernible due to size/distance.

*clicktytaptapclick* Enhance *taptaptappityclickclick* Enhance *clickclicktapataptappytaptap* Enhance...
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Bump for ShreddyMcAwesomeBitz! I wish I had something more related to reply with
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I don't have any specific plans for this coming weekend, so basically Have DSLR Will Travel. Also I'm DTF and OTW. And a BBW.
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Bump for LOVE PILE

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This song was following me around yesterday. First I listened to the whole album that it's on, then they played this song on KUGS a couple times, and then it was playing at Dakota Art when I went there after work. Sooo good. It's been a long time, long time now, since I've seen your smiiiiiiiile...
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I'll join you guys _one_ of these days. AtoJamz needs to give me his number again, if nothing else for Carlitosex.
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Any Coterie plans for the weekend? I'll be in Winthrop/Pearrygin, hella trails up in thurrr if you guys want to foray over the montañas
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Yeah, that conforms to the masking. 255 = this segment must be exactly the same as teh host. 0 = fuck it, do it live.

So you have internet connectivity again but cannot connect to your router to configure hot-sweet port forwarding?

Kinda janky but perhaps try going back to DHCP and try to connect again. If that works you might be able to do the router-side configuration and then go back to the static IP. Also there may be something in your routybits saying DHCP clients only but I find that unlikely.

If you don't mind, what are you trying to accomplish with port forwarding here?

Going back to the original post, I don't know of any way for your ISP to know that one of your computers on the other side of the router from them has a static or dynamic IP. All that they see is the router, I'd assume. Well, that and all of your traffic...
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Windows disk cleanup and CCleaner will both free up some space for you. Also, consider uninstalling something you don't use anymore.
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Down Rodeo said:
Isn't it normally 192.168.1.100?

Quote:
The internal, LAN-IP address is normally set to a default, private number. Linksys routers, for example, use 192.168.1.1 for their internal IP address. D-Link and Netgear routers typically use 192.168.0.1. Some US Robotics routers use 192.168.123.254, and some SMC routers use 192.168.2.1. No matter the brand of router, its default internal IP address is listed in the manufacturer's documentation. Administrators have the option to change this IP address during router setup or at any time later.


From http://compnetworking.about.com/od/workingwithipaddresses/f/getrouteripaddr.htm
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Can you ping the router? When you set your static IP, did you set the router as your gateway? Does your new IP conform to your subnet masking? Did you slather any of your hardware in marmite? No marmite? Vegemite then? Bovril?! All I'm saying is if everything is configured properly then you probably just need more yeast.
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I've only been to Coldstone before, and only a few times at that, but if the place by your house has cake batter ice cream I strongly recommend it.

Must have been a fun feeling when the map first loaded. I hope yours is the one to the northeast with a sweet greenhouse out back. Also, 'hey, I can see my house from here!'

That it was a bug was not my first impression - I think it would be pretty cool if location-enabled devices (or even the default location tied to a particular google/fb/whatever account) would give you directions to the nearest location when you used a store-finder. I know it's a simple few clicks to get from the map of locations on the store site to directions from your house to the nearest store, but I still think this would be kinda slick.
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I thought I had already replied to this but I guess not. Oh well, I present for your reading pleasure for the first time again:

I tried all sorts of combinations of height, min-height, and max-height to no avail. The only solutions I found were either javascript or this one kinda janky CSS hack that didn't do exactly what I wanted - it wouldn't expand up to the bottom of the main content when there was more whitespace above the fold than the min-height of the footer, it only made sure the footer was on the bottom.

I think the more time passes the less I worry about using javascript for compatibility reasons, especially with all of the hot progressive enhancement techniques out there. While ultimately I decided to just draw the fixed-length footer right after the content (even if that means the footer is sometimes in the middle of the page with hella whitespace below it), I would have employed javascript if I was hellbent on this sweet-ass design feature.

Thanks!
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aaronjer said:
HEADACHES. NNNNNGGGGHHHH!!! YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND. YOU CAN'T KNOW! HEADACHES!!!

Just pretend that I spelled permissible correctly and that will stop. I hope.
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Rockbomb said:
The bottle didn't spill. It is attached to a black wall, but the person who attached it didn't have any tape or glue, so they just used ketchup.

Where is the 'Like' button?
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Let us not neglect the lack of artistic talent! Take, for instance, the perspective on this piece, the dissonance between the perspectives conveyed by the liquid in the bottle and the liquid in the 'puddle' - and on the subject of the puddle, again a fail as we see most of the liquid around the bottle, whereas in reality one would suppose the mouth of the bottle to be at the center of the puddle as opposed to the edge.

Sophomoric execution of hackneyed ideas - why, indeed?

EDIT: I blame the BroFrost
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aaronjer said:
BUT THAT ALSO CAUSES HEADACHES! God damn it, you're so bad at this!

Didn't you declare in the other truck that a .22 to the head probably wouldn't be fatal? Who's laughing now, because it's none of us...
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the_cloud_system said:
they prob have that combo on steam.

When HL2 came out I got the 'Silver' package. Info from NeoSeeker:

Quote:
SILVER -- $59.95

Half-Life 2*
Counter-Strike: Source
Half-Life 1: Source*
Day of Defeat: Source*
Valve's back catalog currently available on Steam
*To be made available upon products' release.


These days, you can buy less for $40 or more for $100, although the Orange Box is still a killer deal at $20. HL2 from Steam
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Remember that time when you could buy HL for a tenner, and that gave you CS, TFC, DOD, RICOCHET (my room mate actually has this installed, desktop icon and everything...nice to see you again, Y2K), HL:DM, and a warm fuzzy?

Also, microtransaction my life more, please.
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Rockbomb said:
Do you have everything laid out within a table? If so, just make the footer cell stretch to 100%... I think.


It's not in a table, it's divcity for the most part. I'm using a table to make some buttonz as per Superjer's suggestion, but none other than that. I was hoping that
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SRAW said:


lulz, I've never seen LMGTFY, that's pretty good. Srsly though google is the first link in Sunshine Walker's Chain of Help so I've definitely googled the crap out of it. Now that it's crap-free, all that I'm left with is my sorrow and some wrinkled-up handout from high school about keeping your head down and remaining silent...
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Sooo in my funtime jamzsite I have a footer. I want this footer to extend to the bottom of the page, regardless of how far away that is. Like this:

how to brain? i am have dumb
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superjer said:
Yeah, I know the 1996 one is for Windows. (Wasn't it DOS?)

But the new one is for iPhad and iPone.


Ah. The link is to a 2009 port of the DOS original to Windows. The iOS one has more/different content then? I guess on the site it says that it's "now bigger, stronger and more vicious than ever" which is also what she said, or so I've been told. I wasn't actually there...
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The corpse of semantic markup is rolling over in its metaphorical grave, Supes...fuck it, tables it is. I suppose I should probably lighten up, it's the 90's after all...

EDIT: Forgot to say thanks! Maybe when you die, you can be the corpse of semantic markup!
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Sometimes you co-locate for your ISP, it's NBD brah. Also, in Soviet Russia, ISP co-locates YOU!
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Ended up skipping the display styling and just floating the little cocksuckers. It works, but I'd still be interested to hear how I might have gotten the above to work.
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Sooooo I have something like this:
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<div style="min-width:780px;max-width:1260px;">
<ul class='navbar'>
<li><a href="#">hella content</a></li>
<li><a href="#">hella content x 2</a></li>
<li><a href="#">hella content x 420</a></li>
<li><a href="#">made you look</a></li>
<li><a href="#">duck duck content</a></li>
<li><a href="#">put that in your stuff and smoke it</a></li>
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I have
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li{display:inline;}
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superjer said:
phoenix_r said:
I had some fun with the remote control car even if the handbrake was less than satisfying. Reminded me of my personal favorite Duke game - Death Rally!

What the hell? iPad and Phone only? Awww, jeeez, Remedy!


Link to windows installer found on the remedy deathrally site
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I had some fun with the remote control car even if the handbrake was less than satisfying. Reminded me of my personal favorite Duke game - Death Rally!
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AtoZ's got some SERIOUS-ASS STAIR PROBLEMS!</siflnollie>
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ReviveJer said:
Truck revived.


And how!

But, who *is* this mysterious stranger? Something about the way the light strikes the dust slowly drifting from coat-tail to floor, the rythmic yet asynchronous dancing of dust mites, it reminds me of the constellation made by connecting on a map, with Sharpie, all of the towns in Washington whose names end in vowelsellipsis...I agree, Atojamz, I'm beyond dumb...
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superjer said:
...the game is boring. And the jokes aren't funny. It's pretty lame.

*we all saw this coming*


The VERY FIRST thing I did in-game was start spamming the function keys. They didn't do shit - not one single peep out of Duke. You lost me there, guys, game over. Learn from G.I. Joe, another franchise with dialog comprised entirely of one-liners. I thought that the only way I'd like the recent live-action reboot was if they had a throwback PSA at the end. The didn't do a PSA but I still enjoyed the movie for what it was. The lesson here is that while you can skip quality content -or- fan service, when you omit both all that remains is crap - shiny, highly-anticipated but ultimately disappointing crap. And it's not even that shiny...
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aaronjer said:
My mom isn't Lynnwood, and she's even a live in flat, or stairmaster. You're dumb, God.


This is how I confer with SJamz: *conferconferconferscuttleemailconfer*
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Oooh oooh oooh what time Saturday? I'm going to a concert at 9pm in Seattletown so I'll be in the uryaperiod

Edit: Also, Lake Serene on the 2 by Sultan? I'm assuming not the totally flat one in Lynnwood. That and the stairmaster thing. And your mother.
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Coterie this coming weekend?

I haven't spent a weekend at home in over a month. I don't have anything scheduled this weekend or the next, but I'm booked for several consecutive weekends after that. If I find things to do away from home this weekend and the next I can extend the spree to ~3months. Base Camp like a motherfuck. Worse comes to worse I'll track down mello and sleep on their front porch for the next few weeks.
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lol psychocode.

I'm in the processing of trying out OWA but it doesn't appear to be able to track user resolution from my brief research. I think you can track custom/open fields though so I guess I could always just code that myself. Install was a snap though, minimal effort invested. I plan to try Piwik soon as well, and I'll report back with my findings.
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kickin it oldsk00l awstatstylee? awsnap! Thanks for sharing. I'm not sure how I feel about googlestats. Part of me thinks it's awesome and part of me thinks google is a company and maybe I shouldn't just give them hella free data. Then again I use their products and want them to be better. Still, it kinda creeps me out.
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Down Rodeo said:
Any time someone hits my website, I commission a small plane to paint their IP in the clouds using smoke trails.

Sounds like I'd need to get the Apache module for IPoAC support for that.
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What, if any, website analytics packages do you use? Google Analytics? Piwik? Webalizer? Pen & paper?!

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aaronjer said:
How much body mass was lost in the process?

Those honeybuckets were gross, I didn't poo 'til I got home.
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Golden Spike Hare Scramble pixxx

My room mate and I went to the Golden Spike Hare Scramble in Packwood this weekend. Basically a bunch of dirt bike riders all start at the same time and then try to do as many laps around the seven mile course as they can in an hour and a half. The course was a mix of wooded trails and abandoned warehouses. Fully epic!
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aaronjer said:
We already have plans to sexually assault Lake Serene. Supposedly there is a waterfall and a lake and stuff. That's the sort of thing I like to stick my penis in uninvited.


Ah so. This works, as I've just made plans for this weekend with my flatmate to go to a 'hare scramble' - http://www.nmaoffroad.org/event/show/23335631

I'll be in the area for that, though, and I think we're going to camp out on Friday night and then after the race do Seattletimes on Saturdays. Or there's always next week. And we still need to do Carlito's (ps there's a 5guys in Marysville too, we could do that instead). Also I think I lost your phone number.
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Supes, Noddy is rad, I really like that song (and the rest of the albummm).
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I have been wanting to go to Orcas Island a whole lot lately. Mt. Constitution this weekend? Lots of trails, several lakes, a sweet watchtower, and the best view in the San Juans!
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Saturday hiking? WTB.
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Reminds me of something a friend of mine made:
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He's been dead to me since aught-twoellipsis
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GHOST!
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Somebody I know just discovered Drinking Out of Cups which reminded me of this. Dan Deacon is win.
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Infinite high-fives.
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phoenix_r said:
I was at work 10 hours ago. I am drunk now. We will be at Carlito's in the future. <3

YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH SCIENCE
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I was at work 10 hours ago. I am drunk now. We will be at Carlito's in the future. <3
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Rockbomb said:
Mate de Vita said:
Rockbomb said:
Mate de Vita said:
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After further listening, van Occupanther is amazing. I'll just say that they're both my favorite?!
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aaronjer said:
Son-of-a-bitching bridge...made of wood...killed my family...

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lone, dry, to entertain the walls again
fold down a corner and crawl to bed
is this your wasted encore
pictured for days in your mind
stand tall, fall strong
ride through fields, trophy sixty-one
pierced and broken by barbed wire
in this great escape
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More boneheaded than that, I didn't have a / in the closing img tag.
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I could do next Friday evening, or some time in June.
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What is a link that this happened to you with? If you can provide an example we can try to replicate it ourselves. Or take a screenshot the next time it happens and post it here.
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aaronjer said:
Okay... we got those burgers, like, a WHILE ago. We're not still going to get them.

Remember DaveDays? And Carlito's? And the Good Olde Days?
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Aaronjer it's been at least a year. AT LEAST. Carlito's?
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"But if you've learned one thing
You've learned it well
In June you must
Give fascists Hell
They'll run but
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Down Rodeo said:
It's a bit depressing. I reckon I prefer the Trials of Van Occupanther (for instance, see my username everywhere that ain't here).

I think I prefer Courage of Others, more classical/orchestral even if it is a bit sadder. I can fucking dig it.
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I fucking love you, Buq.
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Rockbomb said:
If it dont make dollas den it dont make cents

what it doooooooooooooo

Da truf, gahd.
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Rockbomb said:
superjer said:
.4 bits

Do explain, please.

Those bits are for the .5 child of the average American nuclear family.
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Yes, exactly. I'm calling a javascript function onSubmit to perform the above mentioned validation and parsing, and that gets POST-ed to the Perl script. I'm also reading in the query string with inlined javascript in my HTML form instead of in the Perl script. I've accomplished everything I wanted to after receiving the basic confirmation of the fact that html has been, is, and will always be strictly markup - virtually any real logic requires another language be used in conjunction.

HTML is most definitely not a programming language, which is why I stayed away for so long. 'Pfft it's easy, and it's not even "real" coding...' In these crazy days of your AJAXs and your iPods and your what-have-yous, I really wish I'd started back when the learning curve was slighter.

Thanks!
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Greg London said:
The numeric comparison operator '<=>' is sometimes called the "spaceship operator".


I'm also a big fan of shebang #! and hashpipe #! - what are your favorite silly names for operators/sigils/characters/yourmother?
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What about changing the port? If you can't change the IP of your router config page it seems unlikely that you'd be able to change just the port, but that would be the easy way. Alternatively you can change the port used for http/s in your server config, forward it in your router, and use rockbomb.com:newport to navigate there. Have you tried something like that yet, or is it a necessity to serve your site on port 80?

Also Supe's subdomain solution seems pretty legit, although I haven't tested that. If it works the way it seems, you could use the subdomain at home and the full domain everywhere else. Have you explored that option?
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Haha awesome, again an opposing, informed perspective.

We're targeting a small demographic of international fatcats and boomers, but my theory on this is that they're the ones without the prowess in most cases, and if they are in the know then they'd see the two as equal anyways.

I guess my current opinion on the matter could be distilled to 'the ones that know don't care, and the ones that don't know care about the wrong things.' I think I just need to a/b test this on a sample of my target demographic.

Off-topic, if anybody is interested in makebig financialgain for livings andor lifestyle, pleasing to be replied to my late missives. My Father, EthiopiaPrincess, is having monies currencies bills cashes to redistribut.
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What ports are you using? You may be able to forward them, depending on what sort of traffic. Guessing http/https, ports 80/443, maybe some hot ftp action on 21? Alternatively you can change the port(s) server-side to something arbitrary like 69420 and forward that if this isn't something open to the public and/or you don't mind having to use example.com:69420 as the URL.

I'm dumb - can't you just always use the FQDN? Do you not have a registered domain?

Besides this, it seems like you would need to script something that's executed whenever you make a new connection that would look at maybe the MAC of the AP and comment/uncomment based on that.

IDK, ask Kilroy m(*u*)m
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That's interesting, and exactly why I asked, since I was leaning the other way.

It's my assumption that even in the Year of Our Lord 2011 the average user won't see the MB / KB but rather just the 0.3 / 300. A third seems several orders of magnitude smaller than 300, even though their respective units of measure render them equal.

For those who may have a partial grasp on the matter, another assumption I've made is that 'a third of a meg' is more readily quantifiable to them than 'three hundred KBs.'

LOL...and I wonder why don't more people find this sort of thing interesting...
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Say you had a .PDF hosted on dur intehwebz, and you wanted hellza peeps to peep it. Do you think that listing its file size as 300KB or 0.3MB would encourage more people to click through? Cuz it totally matters, duh. At this point I have my preference but would love some outside opinions. Don't be a dink - tell me what you think!
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Poor wording above on my part. The real question was can HTML take input from five text boxes, validate them against a regex, and then parse the remaining valid values into a comma-separated list? Since I really didn't think it could I went ahead and implemented all of that in the aforementioned intermediate script, getting called by the HTML form onSubmit - the form will only call the PERL script if the intermediary doesn't return false.

I can GET/POST but I don't need to, having the perl script as the target of my <FORM> is just fine so long as I have valid values in their respective, properly named inputs when I submit the form, which my intermediary takes care of.

Thanks for the query string tips, they'll be useful elsewhere for sure!
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As is usually the case, the resolution of this issue involved me ceasing some small piece of my massive nubd0m. $POSTMASTER was getting all sorts of jiggy, as I found out when I attempted to send an undeliverable email. I simply misunderstood it's function - the verbage in the manual led me to believe that it would display as the FROM and/or REPLYTO address(es) but all it actually does is provide an address to send undeliverable notifications to, nothing more. I didn't have to modify the call to SENDMAIL at all, the answer was as simple as an input on the HTML form named EMAIL.

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Oh silly, the only thing you suck at is sucking at things. Much like Jesus, omnipotent to the point of being able to microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it. Everybody's got a kryptonite, and yours is being bad at stuff.

Yeah, mail systems are teh stupid. So I guess I'll have to modify FormMail.pl since that's where the call to SendMail is made. Bah humbug, and thanks.
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I have configured FormMail with $POSTMASTER='valid.name@sub.domain.com' but when I receive emails it has generated, the from/replyto are 'nobody@wrongsub.domain.com'. I'm using SendMail, perhaps there is some config on that end overriding what I pass? Any idea as to why my postmaster address is not 'working?'

Thanks!
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I would like to have an HTML form with, say, five boxes and a 'submit' button. Submitting will give the contents of the five boxes to a perl script (NMS distro of FormMail.pl) as a comma-separated list. With the limited extent of my knowledge, I have no idea how to accomplish this. I'd imagine some sort of intermediate parsing script?

Thanks!

::edit:: For now I've settled on inlining some javascript that gets called onSubmit for both input validation and the parsing of the CSV. Am I correct in assuming that there is no HTML-native way to do these things?
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"If you lived here, you'd be home by now.

--Book of Zachjer 12:05pm
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superjer said:
I think you would be better using a filled region rather than strokes for the stripes.

I had similar problems here, whenever I scaled the stripes got janked and I had to manually fix them. Every scaling here was with the shift modifier. I tried adding the alt modifier as well but no dice. All of this could have been avoided if I had the right specs to begin with in the first place, but I didn't find out until after several drafts that the design was to be applied to t-shirts on adhesive vinyl. A machine cuts a vinyl positive and then somebody has to go in with an x-acto and pick out all of the whitespace bits, and then the vinyl applies to the t-shirt like a sticker. My clients would have absolutely cooked in the original design, quite a bit of vinyl on your back on a hot day...then again it's the PNW so it will probably rain the day of the tournament anyways.

Thanks for the help, guys.
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Mate de Vita said:
Well, in the end I got him to do it, in exchange for a... certain favor.

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superjer said:
I think you would be better using a filled region rather than strokes for the stripes.

I think you're right, SJ. I went with a different design anyways, but I certainly learned some useful stuff here. Thanks!
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Down Rodeo said:
You could have a top-level blank bit that has a hole, i.e. on top of the lines. Dunno if I'm saying this well. Like, basically have a rectangle, with a bit cut out.

You mean like a sort of manual masking? Thus far it's been no big deal to remap my stripes when I scale, that (the mapped symbol itself) is the only it that's not properly scaling, it actually keeps it the same size and remaps it onto the bigger/smaller sphere, quite a pain. Maybe there is some 'scale mapped symbol with revolved object' check-box that I've missed...
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I figured out what I wanted to do using the 3D Revolve effect, basically mapping straight lines to a sphere, which I didn't know Illy could do...GG Adobe.

The technique I used was adapted from the follorrrringggg: http://vforvectors.com/create-a-colorful-christmas-ball/



EDIT apparently this solution has the same problem as the 'many small lines' technique did - it doesn't scale cleanly. BUMMER!
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Sooo I'm making a hot-sweet bocce ball drawing in illustrator for a hot-sweet corporate bocce ball team. I want a ball with two large stripes. The problem I have is with one of the stripes not lining up neatly with the edge of the ball - I want to use the outside sphere to limit the stroke of the interior line, if you're picking up what I'm putting down. See the bottom stripe below:

I can do it with many smaller lines that 'look like' one big stripe, but when I tried it I had to readjust the smaller lines every time I scaled the image. I've also tried adding an anchor at either end so that I could curve just the endpoint such that it lines up with the edge of the sphere, but it's always noticeable/it looks like crap.

Any thoughts? Thanks!
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sprinkles said:
I get Office free with my AKO account.

Our tax dollars at work.
AKO, isn't that a contradiction of terms?
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Yeah, it's super-fun! I enjoyed it, but I haven't been playing a lot of games at all lately.
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt?

That's my name too!

I also need to wait until at least next Friday. We'll make it happen.
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aaronjer said:
It helped at first but now it can no longer stem the flow. I need a higher level of assistance.

You need that to be your signature. And you need Carlito's. Has it almost been another year, already? I think it has....where the fuck does the time go?
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NatureJay said:
You should do what everyone else does with their grant money and hire an asian grad student to do all your work for you.

Truth. Outsource your education. Then when you get a job you're already set up to just pay the guy a small chunk of what you get to be the middle man. Although I know that this has been done before, I can't seem to dig up any of the articles I've seen in the past in the time I'm willing to spend on it. Srsly though, outsource yourself, buy back your own time :)
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I agree, molkeebits, bit I think he does OK with it and at least does some stuff live/can improvise. On the other hand it's not like he was playing bongos in the acoustic version...he should probably learn to play real drums.
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Mate de Vita said:
aaronjer said:
WHERE IS ALABRASKA!?

I'm sorry but states that sound more Russian than they actually are don't count.

Sounds more like Santana doing the soundtrack to a Jesse 'The Body' Ventura scifi flick...
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NatureJay said:
buq25 said:
Then there's lovely Merryland...

BODYMORE, MURDERLAND

One of my favorite compy wallpapers is the alley graffiti of that with a bullet in between BODY MORE and MURDALAND. The sad part is it took like three seasons of The Wire for me to actual get the joke, I just thought it was cool at first...

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Mate de Vita said:
Alberta

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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The new DK for Wii is hoooooooot!

Also my friend and I played mine cart madness in DKC over and over and over the other day....so fun...
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http://wiibrew.org/wiki/Homebrew_setup
http://wiibrew.org/wiki/Homebrew_setup
http://wiibrew.org/wiki/Homebrew_setup
http://wiibrew.org/wiki/Homebrew_setup
http://wiibrew.org/wiki/Homebrew_setup

oooooor you could pirate ROMs and then install emulators via the homebrew channel. There's NES and SNES for sure. I think they have an N64 emulator available as well but I didn't look into it as I don't have a bunch of N64 ROMs laying around like I do (S)NES ROMs from building my MAME cab.
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Down Rodeo said:
The link has the answer, no?

Yeah, but who clicks anything these days, amirite?!
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sprinkles said:
Lack of promised solution.


My guesses:
-clogged fan (although it sounds like not, in your opinion)
-dislocated fan bearing (a bit more likely, typically has audible symptom of terrible grinding or clicking)
-some part of an on-demand cooling system is out of whack (lots of systems scale fan speed to internal temps by default)
-loose power wire to the fan being wiggled out of place by fan vibration and then settling back into place on the contacts (doesn't seem likely, it would probably wiggle completely off in this scenario, but it is still possible)

What was it?!
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ACER 21.5" hotscreen (multimon or bust)

Zune HD 32gb

Razer Naga mouse

Books

Shirts

Wii (the red one!) with SSB:B, WarioWare Smooth Moves, and Active2
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phoenix_r said:
I would like to request the title "Colon of the Master-Semi" please and thank you.
<3

I just noticed this edit. GG.
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After day three the urge for food is negligable. I've never done a water-only fast, but I've done mastercleanse and juice fasting before where you still get some nutrients but not many. Mastercleanse is pretty legit, you subsist off of a sort of lemonade - fresh-squeezed lemon juice, cayenne pepper (the hotter the better - good stuff will list the BTUs), and grade b maple syrup (grade b is less filtered than grade a, more of the 'good stuff'). It's important to remain (or become) somewhat active during your period of fasting to maintain metabolism. While you won't have the energy to run a marathon, a decent daily stroll or leisurely bike ride (1/2hr a day minimum, or less time of a more physically intense activity) is highly encouraged. GLHF!
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Outcast said:
What?

That's what she said.
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Mate de Vita said:

Baby from a candy.

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Rockbomb said:
Well while this thread is still out of the STD section, I'd like to request a new post color

Blue is too pro for you.
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I would like to request the title "Colon of the Master-Semi" please and thank you.
<3
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Nothing is wasted and life is worth living
Heaven is nowhere, just look to the stars
There is a day that is yours for embracing
Everything's nothing, and nothing is ours
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Mate de Vita said:
I think aaronjer is defined as anyone other than himself.

So anyone who isn't aaronjer is in fact aaronjer.


Isn't this a paradox?
1. !ato->ato
2. ato->!ato
3. goto 1
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Mate de Vita said:
Kelli said:
It's true. AaronJer has played Civilization with me. On multiple occasions, at that. That's tolerance.

Yeah, but you are aaronjer, so it doesn't count.

Who isn't, these days?
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"I like to think of DDoS as equivalents of sit-ins: both aim at briefly disrupting a service or an institution in order to make a point. As long as we don't criminalize all sit-ins, I don't think we should aim at criminalizing all DDoS." - Evgeny Morozov

From the article found here on the impact of Anonymous on the current Wikileaks hoohaa.

I agree with the quote. What do you think about this?
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Rockbomb said:
...this is about computers.

Judging by the garage' description, it's about games, be they computer games or console. While there is no general computer discussion, this could fit in 'programming help,' 'requests,' or 'general.' Perhaps you should make a truck in 'requests' requesting a computer garage. Perhaps I should.
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Would it be possible to change the URL tag to match some of the functionality of the html a tag? All I really want is to be able to do something like:
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{url=www.superjer.com]subadar foramfest!{/url]


Apparently I'm too dumb to figure out how to escape an opening bracket, but you get the idea.
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This is the space that would normally be filled with a semi-humorous reference to Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal but is instead filled with a semi-humorous reference to a semi-humourous reference to Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal. Get Meta'd, son.
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My second-least-favorite part was the text-to-speech. My least-favorite part was the rest of the content.
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NatureJay said:
I found this bitch and then I got all up in this bitch and then I said "hey this bitch ain't as tricky as I thought"

If fedex can do it...
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Urkel'd.
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Perpetual motion?!

¡Science!
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Mate de Vita said:
Ztroke said:
For me it says properties available, How to fix this?

What is this I don't even

You see, the problem is the properties, and their availability. It's obvious, mate.
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TASTE MY MANY AFFILIATE DOLLARS
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GODLIKE
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Down Rodeo said:
I disagree.

I disagree with your disagreeing. As it turns out, this is the book and these are the people that have it:


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Never forget.
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But much like Jimmy and his corn-cracking, I could fucking care less.

I was hanging out with SprinkuChan at the Aerifies Tetanoid Takable Chat™ when some of my messages were displayed twice in the chat window after I sent them. It happened once to one of Sprinku's messages. He said he didn't see it, only I did.

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Yeah.I seem to remember a "things got hot and heavy pretty quick and now it's three days later and I was just fished out of the bay by commercial fisherman with a permanent smile and some new Italian loafers" message except it wasn't a run-on sentence, it just said that you were out of memory and Windows, like God, was dead.

Also there are these: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/253912

You know what I miss? The last version of windows defrag, with the miles of colored boxes. I could watch that thing for hours! I think moving to the tiny lines instead of boxfest is just another sign of these Tough Economic Times.
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Superdope! I like grime because everybody who is anybody knows that the bass line IS the melody.
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I didn't think about it until I posted, but I bet there's a duttystep remix of this out there somewhereellipsis
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Down Rodeo said:
At that stage, Windows says "HOLY SHIT LOW MEMORY", the damn thing nearly stops working and then starts killing programs, I think. Or asks you to do some. I dunno. I assume if you somehow managed to fill up lots of memory *really quickly* then it'd just lock up.

I don't miss 9x at all. AT. ALL.
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eDan Co. said:
I was drafted to the army!


I agree, kafiyas make me angry too.
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eDan Co. said:
Thanks. But seriously, my brother has a goatee.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
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I need to redo that pic now that I have more than 5 minutes...turrible...
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What if I run out of RAM *AND* my drives are full? Virtualize THAT page, mutha!
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Nobody fucks with the SuperJesus.
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In Soviet Russia, JavaScript sucks at YOU!
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He means that he won't belittle himself by stooping to reply to your comment due to it's lack not only of factual reference but of factual basis entirely. In other words:
"Well that's just, like, your opinion, man." - the dude
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Does anybody here know anything about the interaction between a tab control object and the tab indexes of the controls on each tab? Are they unique to each tab or are they still form-wide? The double use of tab in this case has made googling nearly impossible.
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cloud_the_system said:
nvm, i found out that its for gaming

Was it the word "GAMING" in the picture that tipped you?
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I don't know why, but the *only* Bodom album I like is Tokyo Warhearts, the live album. It's amazing, but I don't like any of the studio albums...wtf...
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Down Rodeo said:
IPOAC - IP over avian carrier.

::fist-bump:: RFC 1149 is *legit*.
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SRAW said:
phoenix_r said:
SRAW said:
james cant sing

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SRAW said:
and cool to see abbath plays svencoop




They use Horgh's vent server to better coordinate THEIR SMASHING OF ALL OPPONENTS.
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SRAW said:
SVENCOOP IS BETTER.




ABBATH FUCKING AGREES.
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SRAW said:
It's ok rockbomb, but ever since 30 minutes ago, I have come to realize that dream theater completely rape every band in the world, and for people who say james cant sing

Dream Theater is almost as bad as Testament...

Jon Nödtveidt will crush these Pretenders...
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Gaahl will fucking make you drink your own fucking blood.
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Kind of, but with a 'tickle, don't trickle' policy.
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I used the two names in the same sentence since In Flames collaborated on a song on the latest Pendulum album, and it's fucking terrible. Pendulum is dancy/catchy, but not the best music in the world. In fact the only band mentioned in this entire truck that I actually like is In Flames, and only three albums at that.

And oh, yeah, I dislike SoaD's music. Don't get me started on their 'politics...' - although I do like the whole Armenian Genocide thing - who knew that 'terracotta pie' actually meant 'Young Turk Revolution'?!
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fedex _ said:
Unparalleled ergonomics.

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"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo "My dog ate this resurrected truck, so he could re-resurrect this truck with his bare toes that are quite very cold because of snowball-fights."

"Stay frosty." I want to have hot sex with AaronJer because he won the rape-free for 1-week DotA contest priZe in Teheran, while chocolate tasted like chocolate, you chicken.
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This just in, Pendulum + In Flames = Nü Metal.
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My favorite by this guy. Haven't seen the Snow White on yet, looks cool.
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Mate de Vita said:
And you actually know anyone on this forum?

I went to high school with Aaronjer, Superjer, Mikejer, and some other assholes. </scene_cred>
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Rockbomb said:
This may be of interest: link

Cool, thanks. I was thinking about making a more configurable one, were you could specify or do random for the languages and order that they're in so that you could tweak it to get the perfect level of engrish.
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Maybe you explained it elsewhere and I missed it: why do you have 3+ logins? I understand that you use different accounts different places - why? You of course know that you can use the same account every time you log in, no matter where you are. Do you do it just to differentiate, so that when you review your posts you know where you were/what you were doing when you posted a particular nugget of internet? You could just add tags to your posts, or request a tagging feature from SubaruJer.

TAGS: question, truth, nugget, subaru, cloudy
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Looks good! It passes the ‘circular translation test’ – putting the Spanish back into Google Translate gets the original English that we wanted translated. As an aside, if you ever find yourself online with some time to kill, play a game of ‘telephone’ with an online translation tool: start with a phrase, and translate it from English through one or several languages. When you think it’s sufficiently scrambled, translate it back to English and see how far off it is.

English > Hungarian > Serbian > Icelandic > English =

Lookin 'good! This corresponds to the 'circular translation' - put the Spanish back to English with Google Translate on the original, we mean that aside, if you ever find yourself in line for some time to kill, play a game. " Phone "is an online translation tool: the beginning of sentences and the English translation of one or more languages, if you think you have scrambled eggs, translated into English back and see how far ..


Nevermind the hoohaa at the top about Spanish/English translation, I only kept it in because I didn't want to re-translate the rest of the statement without it.

GO FORTH, SCRAMBLE, AND POST!
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sprinkles said:
sprinkles said:
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aaronjer said:
LoL does not = HoN and DotA. HoN and DotA are literally the same game. LoL is just kinda similar to them.

How are they different? I've only ever read that they're all basically the same, I've never played HoN or DotA. Do you have a preference of the three? Blah blah Icefrog blah blah DotA?
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buq25 said:
I'm. And I've done for a while.
Check out "my" truck here:
http://www.superjer.com/forum/my_pictures.php
Please tell me you play on the American servers...

Yeah, I play on american servers. We should be buddies! That's a nice Mordekaiser picture in that truck you linked, he's my favorite.
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LoL=HoN=DotA=MOBA=Troll
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League of Legends is awesome. I'm sure most of you out there are all 'DotA this IceFrog that blah blah blah' but I don't feel like buying another copy of WC3 and I can't find my old keys, so DotA is right out (until DotA 2, gogo standalone). Does anybody here play LoL? It's free, why not?!
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That was a fun weekend.
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system_cloud_the said:

Censorship is when governments do not want the media to post certain things


I'd hesitate to give censorship such a narrow definition. While some sort of authority is necessary to enforce censorship, it is by no means limited to governments. For instance, if I see my friend Dave and he asks me to pass a message on to our mutual friend Rhonda, I then have the opportunity to censor Dave's message despite not being involved with any government; it is the transmission of Dave's message that I have authority over. Likewise, the media is not the only target of censorship, as the above example also demonstrates. Wiki defines censorship as "suppression of speech or other communication which may be considered objectionable, harmful, sensitive, or inconvenient to the general body of people as determined by a government, media outlet, or other controlling body."
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What do you guys use to edit/create web content? Notepad? Dreamweaver? SUP?
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First and foremost, while putting it here more easily facilitates collaboration, I would recommend GOOGLEDOCS. That way no matter where you are you can work on the paper itself as long as you have intarnetz.

Depending on what type of paper it is, you will most likely have to get more specific than just 'Censorship' - you may want to take a position (for, against, doesn't matter, some is good but not all, etc) and defend it with facts and/or examples. So there's the first bit, where do you stand on censorship? Once you know that, figure out why and present it.

For a very loose structure, think of three examples that support your position. With three examples, you have roughly one page intro, two pages per example, and a closing/summary page where you tie the three examples together with the intro.

Say your position was 'it's OK in moderation - sometimes, but not always.' Introduce censorship as a whole, and what your stance is. Your three examples: one shows how too much censorship is bad, one shows how no censorship/not enough censorship is bad, and the third shows an example of just enough censorship being good. Then in your last page you summarize and re-state your position, which has now been supported by your body of evidence via your three well chosen examples.

Too much censorship - china, north korea, no boobs on cable, etc

Not enough censorship - the internet would be more useful if all flaming/trolling could magically disappear, or be moved to 'flameland' or wtfe - flaming is fun to read for entertainment, but a pain to sift through for real, useful information. for instance reading through the hammer mapping section on SJ, you see that somebody has already asked a question that you would also like to ask. Would you rather look through three pages of people telling the OP how dumb they are for even having to ask, or only have to read one post directly after the original, with a polite and informative answer?

Good middle ground - u s a #1
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Hurp Durp.
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The more you do that, the funnier it gets...we should Carlito's soon.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oh hi
Stranger: hihiih
You: press 1 for cybersex
Stranger: m, f
You: whatever you want
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: do u have awesome boobs?
You: yes, but only because i'm fat
You: I also have a penis, as I am male.
You: do you have awesome boobs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: sup
Stranger: the ceiling
Stranger: .... what about u
You: question: why does everybody d/c? is it cyber or gtfo?
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: although many people gtfo when they are cybering
You: the last person was 'typing' permanently, that was cool
You: but didn't say a thing
You: lol get the fuck off
Stranger: i seee
Stranger: that is super upsetting
Stranger: you should have yelled at that hoe
You: this place
You: makes me want to bloodninja
You: so hard
Stranger: i actually do need to go take a shower... i got meetings and stuff..... but it was nice talking to you
Stranger: .... ps.....
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Stranger: dead..!
You: expelliarmus
Stranger: well touche
Stranger: on that note
Stranger: BYE!
Stranger: SNEAK ATTACK!!!!
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the trick is to make them think that you could still cyber at any second...

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While I don't have an answer at current, assuming this is K&R it's actually exercise 4-9, not 4-6. I'm not quite that far in but I'll post again once I get there if I have anything useful to add.
Edit: While, as far as I can tell this is no longer maintained and it does not have a solution for 4-9, you should check http://users.powernet.co.uk/eton/kandr2/ out if you haven't already, it's got solutions for 79 out of the 97 problems in the book. I recommend reading each solution *after* you've solved the problem to see how others have done it. Of course, if you're stuck, you can always take a look *while* solving for inspiration but I'd say hold out as long as you can and really try to solve the problem before you peek.
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sprinkles said:
How hard is it to make your own forms?

Hard enough that M$ developed a very expensive IDE to do all the work for you?
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phoenix_r said:
Google TV is rad, but some bigger companies are blocking it from accessing their content. http://www.physorg.com/news/2010-10-major-networks-block-google-tv.html

Breakin', and Breakin' 2, Electric Boogaloo, are two of the finest films of all time. Incoming Jean Claude VanCameo!

I would like to be able to watch Google TV on my Xbox 360.

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buq25 said:
Rockbomb said:
Lol, every time I bring up FLAC someone has a problem with it. FLAC is the shit... that is all.


Mello maybe doesn't like HUGE FILES AND A LACK OF COMPATIBILITY?

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Some of the bigger companies are making smoovmooves (n bustin grooves) to block gtv from aggregating their content dancefloor supremacy. Apparently they've hired Turbo & Ozone and their patented PNLDDOS (pop-n-lock distributed denial of service). WTB GTV4XBOX360.
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It was Virtual Clone Drive that I couldn't remember. Meow.
http://www.slysoft.com/en/download.html
if that doesn't work, try the mirror:
http://www.thisisdefinitelynotavirus.com/virus.html
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So you browse your merry little way over to the supes forum, where you are stylishly logged in. You are presented with yellow boxen next to various subforum names informing you that there are new trucks and/or posts in that subforum. So you browse on and read the shit out of those trucks and/or posts. Then you go back to the main forum page and lo and behold, the box is still there! Click one more time on the subforum, confirm that nobody posted anything since you last viewed the subforum, and then go back to the main forum page. At that point the box is gone, as well it should be. Perhaps this flag is being set a bit late, on a poor condition, or some places where it should be checked are being missed. I'm not sure if it only happens when you go to the main page straight from a truck, or if it also happens going from the subforum to the main page. THANKS. m(*u*)m

EDIT: posting this thread reminded me of another aspect of this. The yellow boxen occur even when the only new truck/post was made by you. After my initial post of the above, I went back to the main page of the forum and BAM, yellow box next to 'Requests.' I know I posted, I hardly need a yellow box confirming it. DOUBLE THANKS.
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There is some magic free daemon-tools-like program that I started using when I transitioned to win7, but it's name escapes me. MagicISO, perhaps? Iono...
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NatureJay said:
No, don't do that, there will only be more of them

Crazy-ass Catholics - what kind of person believes in Immaculate Conception, but not Contraception? I mean, shit, if you can get pregnant even if you *don't* have sex, wouldn't you wear a condom 24/7?
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SMASH ALL INFIDELS
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Pro tip: Stallman could kick the crap out of E.S.R in a fist fight, but in the real world E.S.R would bust a cap in Stallman's ass faster than he could say 'GNU isn't Unix.'
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I thought MIT had an assembly class on OCW, but I can't seem to find it. I'll keep searching for the link, I know I've got it bookmarked somewhere...

I agree on starting simply. Another thing you can do: if you know other languages, some IDE's will show you the assembly for what's happening while you're debugging. I know Eclipse does it with C, can't speak for anything else.
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One day, well after one of SuperJer's friends called Aaronjer Aaronjer, Aaronjer called me ZachJer. Then I forgot the password to the ZachJer account and created this one. I should change my name to Kilroy, and necro more threads. PS I miss Edan.
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e=mc^shutup, where shutup=2.
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m(*u*)m is my failed attempt at a forced meme. It *is* however a pretty cool little ASCII buddy if I say so myself. I think I'll try 23 Skidoo next...
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Rocky doesn't know shit about Kilroy...


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Down Rodeo said:
hypotenii

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Tell me all about it, AtoJamz. What server do you play on? What do I do to give you magic buddy referral points? Do you love me? *Can* you love me?
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A lot of scanners come with OCR software as part of the driver package, google the model of your scanner along with .doc or OCR and see what you come up with.
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Rockbomb said:
HACK THE PLANET!

They're trashing your rights...
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I'm going to day you so hard...
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Anybody signing up for a fresh Netflix account gets the first month free aye I are sea, and I don't think you get any benefits if you're listed as a referral, but you might.

I'm thinking of scaling back to streaming only. I currently get 3 at a time, copy them and send them back, but I'm lazy so I keep the movies longer than I should. With three at a time you get something like 30 discs a month with the quickest possible turnaround, not a bad deal if you aren't a slacker like me.
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February? Great, that should carry me over until The Wise Man's Fear comes out in March! PS, read "THE NAME OF THE WIND" because it's amazing. Like, George R R Martin's Game of Thrones amazing. Like, Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time (before his dad died and the series went to shit) amazing. DO IT.
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ULC? Me too brah.
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I'll be in Seattleland starting tonight or maybe tomorrow morning, through probably Tuesday. Sup? SUP?
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Oh yeah, well, I play a video game THAT YOU CAN NEVER WIN.
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SEE?!
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shut up, kash$
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get that one
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Is back, it's free, and it's totally awesome!
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the_cloud_system said:
PSH FOO

I'm sorry, I couldn't here you over my 11/12 ICC hardmode progression. Incoming Light of Dawn.
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Bump for over 6k gearscore, Kingslayer 10 & 25, 9/12 icc10m heroic 5/12 icc25m heroic.
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The Voluntary Interindustry Commerce Solutions standard Bill of Lading: DISCUSS


Godzilla vs The International Space Station: DISCUSS


Bagels vs Apples: DISCUSS


If you could turn your left hand into a condiment dispenser with each of your five grubby little digits dispensing a different condiment, what would your five fixin's be and why: DISCUSS


Blowing shit up to celebrate that time our ancestors blew shit up: DISCUSS
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Rockbomb said:
LSD? Why the hell would you substitute that for caffine? lmao
He wants to be awake, not trippin balls.

Have you tried sleeping on LSD? IMPOSSIBLE!
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Halfway between sleep deprivation and caffeine overdose, not as perfect a balance as it might sound. Less like a coiled spring ready to pounce into action at a moment's notice, more like a rope pulled taut, ready to snap at any second....
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My favorite part was the two-hour parking lot extravaganza! Well, okay, that was my second favorite part...
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Ah yes, another dream quashed by my apparent inability to turn my ringer back on after work...for several consecutive days. Do you get textual? How's tonight looking for CarlitoJamz? Give me a call/s&ms and we can live the dream. I'll *probably* remember to turn my ringer back on today.
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the_cloud_system said:
...you all know i have a spelling problem

Case in point...
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If Chuck E. Cheese had a bar it would be teh pwnr0x0rx. Why don't they have a bar?!


...don't answer that.
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MMMM, delicious STG.
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The ending of Lost in a nutshell, roughly paraphrased from an interview with it's creators
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It's like a four-year-old who just keeps asking why - why this? because that. why that? etc. until finally you get fed up with all the questions and say "oh look, a Chuck E. Cheese!"
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Even DaveyDoesDallas' famous ass comes back (when he wants something). Welcome back. PS, I'm removing you from the love-pile for not mentioning me. It's not really that much smaller now, just FYI.
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But not his presence on superjer.com...
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kilroy was here
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superjer said:
No you're not. Although your pants are bigger than the entire world.


Ahh, my regrettable "phatpants" stage. I've since moved on to a "black or grey slacks almost all of the time" phase. Extra points if the waistbands have hidden elastic bits (to accommodate my fatness - srsly, cubiclejob+girlfriend=fattyjer).

I think my next phase will be either nopants or perhaps a "pants so tight you can tell my religion" phase.
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buq25 said:
...Print screen works fine...

I think that's what he means.


I think you need a bigger ladder.
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How do I shot screen? Also, bump for LOVE PILE

<3
<3<3
<3<3<3
LOVE*PILE
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Why do you need veteran status? The little white box isn't that cool. What you need is a platinum star with the knife, so when you shank a bitch they'll know just how many other bitches you've shanked.
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I believe Providex recognizes spaces, but I could be wrong , as I often am.
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I like this because, like all good things, it involves me.
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You really had to be there. Now, give me back that creamcheese satchel, or you'll lose points for getting your pictures from the internet instead of drawing them like all the other students did.
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wellll color me retarded. No, less mauve than that...

We need to exchange the contact infoz, and make our plans more concrete. No, I SAID LESS FUCKING MAUVE, JESUS...

Anyways, I forget your schedule, but I seem to recall it involving all night grandmothers. Any night this week work well for you? I'm a nine-to-fiver, that's pretty much my only time-based obligation. I have gaming stuff Tuesdays (usually Arkham Asylum, we're thinking about Twilight Imperium though) and Wednesday (BATTLEFIELD), but even those are fairly informal, so whenever. MAKE IT SO!
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VIM? You make Stallman a sad panda!

Seriously though, I use vi at work quite a bit, luhdatshit.
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BACK ON TOPIC: while nested if's work, in most cases I prefer case statements for human readability. Then again, any excuse for nesting...

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the_cloud_system said:
superjer reminds me of A TOTAL PIMP

Agree'd
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BONERTOWN! I've only heard a few Win7 complaints. Assumably you're a good boy and don't have any precious dataz residing on the same partition as your OS, and are therefore safe to format. If not, WOE IS YOU!











it's a bummer that the lackluster state of computing has driven us to things like redundancy and a separation of os and data...wtb the perfect computing solution










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Agreed on Ratatat and Prefuse 73 ('Prefuse 73 Reads The Books' is pretty awesome, as I love The Books as well).

Oftentimes for me repetitive electronic music does the trick, especially Infected Mushroom. They don't call it Trance for nothing...
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Could you link me? Is it music you created? THANKS!
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I really like the song from the first level of ActionPals!
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NOWAYZ, that show is awesome! Haters gon' hate, I guess...
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In display properties, in the settings tab, you should see a grey box with a numbered blue box representing each of your monitors. These are drag-n-drop, arrange them within the grey box however your physical monitors are arranged. If you can't tell which is which, hit the 'identify' button down at the bottom of the window.

AFAIK, separate wallpapers requires reethax of one form or another. Personally I've always gone the ghetto route and spliced them together in the image manipulation program of my choice. I think there may be some third party software to accomplish this as well. Point is, it is not an inherent windows function.
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Killer-Duck said:

OOH, free is truth. Plus MIT has an OCW class using that book. I just like the Little Schemer series because it talks about food a lot, and I'm fat.
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Cheers to that!

That video is fucking amazing!
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sprinkles said:
Regular expressions are the shit.


I agree!

The guy who made regular-expressions.info has been published by o'Reilly, I'll believe anything he says!

In what way are they senseless? They may be hard to read until you learn the very basic syntax, but they are incredibly logical. FORMULAIC, even...
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SRAW said:
i suggest learning x86 assembly first


I was seriously going to suggest learning LISP first, but the above kind of one-ups that..except, well, it's just not as practical.

Get this:

http://www.amazon.com/Little-Schemer-Daniel-P-Friedman/dp/0262560992
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You know what's more satisfying than that? The knife in bcbc2! Now, it's certainly not as versatile as the knife in CS, as it only has a primary attack (who uses anything but secondary with the CS knife anyways, amirite?), but collecting dog tags every time you stab a bitch is very satisfying, as you can spend your idle time reminiscing about all the bitches you've stabbed. And now, in this thread, xbox 360 live ID's

I'm 'VerticalMammal' (randomly generated gamer tag for the win)

WHO ARE YOU?!
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You're fucking high again, aren't you?!

Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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I give baROCK oBOMBa a very high approval rating...AND A HIGH-FIVE!
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No you fool, that's KOOLSperiod You need to go back to skoolexclamation
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aaronjer said:
If it's legal it will no longer be cool... it'll just be cigarettes.


Cigarettes aren't cool?!
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Bad Company 2 is fully epic. Discuss.
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OUTKAST IS SOOOO KOOOOL
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^What he said.
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Down Rodeo said:
I don't put much stock in IQ tests in general. The idea that any one aspect of a person can be summed up as a number is a little silly to me.


Because age and wealth certainly aren't real.
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Ewwwwww...Juggalism is a disease, you know...highly communicable.
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lulz nice bags
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Or if you're lame & lazy you can pay for Cedega, most especially if you just want to play games. Stick with WINE, though.
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Bill is my new best friend. I submitted a comment on his ESA website, do you think he'll read it?!
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Billy Mays shined my shoes when I was in 6th grade, and then my mom bought some Orange Glow. He's probably the closest thing to a celebrity that I've met in real life. LOL.
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aaronjer said:
That you even know what the hacks are called disturbs me. You really shouldn't.


I dunno, I've never hax3d CS but I know that 'esp hacking' typically refers to walling, although it could technically refer to any hax that give you more information than you should have. I once considered getting the mp5 logo guy tattooed, but I didn't. I'm glad, the MTG mana symbols are gonna look much cooler there....
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Down Rodeo said:
More to do with what I meant, it works perfectly. Linux is awesome.

You don't even get drunk because of the emulation...
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Red or white? I tend to enjoy a good shiraz, myself! Que cera shiraz, that's what I always say!
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I'm a pretty big fan of Kingdom for a Heart, myself. Sonata is definitely not my favorite powermetal band but they have some gems.
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Am I doing it right?
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So I just got home from our man-date at CJ Carlito's only to walk into a D2 LAN party at my house! A zookeeper, a hammerdin, an MF chargadin, a whirlwind barbarian, and hella computer demons - that's my kind of party!
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Seconded, I love story time with Papa Mate!
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Hey guyz u liek mai new SIG?!
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Mate de Vita said:
Look. Your computer can run Diablo 2. End of story.


Aww read another one Papa Mate! Please? Puuuhhlllleeaaaassssssee?!
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</asshole>I think that it's super-awesome that you are able to generate income by doing something you love, and it must feel great to know that others love it too. I envy the self-confidence it takes to put yourself out there on the tubes for all to see. And shit, you inspired AaronJer and I to travel many miles just to eat at Carl's Jr. God I can't wait for that Western Star...<asshole>Nice use of circumlocution to avoid actually answering my questions! Your statement implies that your computer, amp, snazzy microphone, keyboard, camera, etc were all paid for by youtube bux - quite the catch-22. It also totally neglects my assertion that you are a "suburban upper-middle-class youth, in high school or possibly recently matriculated," as well as any response to my thoughts on the act of video-blogging. Meow.
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I'm a person just like you, but I've got better things to do...
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You can trade breached bucks for amps?
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NatureJay said:
I wish they still had that Aztec sport where the WINNERS were sacrificed.

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I would love it if somebody would fashion a signature in the same format as mine, reading "collagemakersunited"
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aaronjer said:
Why is it exactly that Dave's signature is about collages? I mean... that's something the only dumb, artistic girls and old people are generally into.


I fucking love collage. If I wasn't so lazy I'd change my signature into "collagemakersuntied"
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DaveDays said:

.........I play a little wow


Sweet tell me all about it. My main was a human female retadin on dragonmaw-us. AND YOU!?!??!/!
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DaveDays said:
I inspired people.


Good job, Daveyboy! I'm unsure if I love or hate you. You don't really want either, though. Your possessions, personal appearance and demeanor suggest suburban upper-middle-class youth, in high school or possibly recently matriculated. Mommy bought you all that nice musical equipment, and the camera? Nevermind the computer that integrates it all and enables you to share your 'creations.'

Videoblogging is an interesting juxtaposition of values - the diary or journal, being one of the roots of the modern blog, has an inherent aspect of privacy which stands in stark contrast next to a sort of idiot-savant grindhouse auteurism - "watch me watch me know me love me?!" While I could never do it, I have to respect somebody (pay attention now Davey, because in this case, it's YOU!) for putting themselves out there so much. Keep doing it.

aaronjer said:
Honestly, yes. If I have time this weekend we should totally go to a Carl's Jr.


What takes up your time? Jobmachine, socialfest, or just reprogramming the robots from our last failed...attempt..?!

Also, I was thinking of asking Davey if he wanted to come to Marysville with us. It's a bit of a drive for him but he's just such a darned nice kid! Hope that's O.K.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr09fYxQXMU

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Vancouver WA has a Carl's Jr. I could use a Western Star or 3 - road trip?!
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ellipsisis for winners. Blizz owns my soul. What is everybody's favorite build? Hammerdin? Zoo Keeper? Chargadin?
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Taliban vs IRA is made of deadly and win. How are they going to top the last 2 episodes? I personally am hoping for Mongol Horde vs Space Marine. Or maybe Fatty vs Cheeseburger. Sure the burger gets eaten, but it clogs the fatty's arteries and contributes to his death. Call it a draw?
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Mate de Vita said:
Why? Why!? WHY!!?? OK, I'm going to bed now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGiZ5lc0STA

ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeMix!
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Yeah, what he said!
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Weren't you going to stop with the lols?
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It's a walrus. You may remember them from such stories as The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Caroll and Nanook of the North by Robert Flaherty.

edit for teh urls
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walrus
http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/walrus.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0013427/
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fedex _ said:
FINALLY A TRUCK ABOUT ME and phoenix stop hating my company i wont send mail to u no more biatch


I only ever get edashmailcomma anywhoperiod
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Watch it. Cuba Gooding Junior vs Ron Perlman possessed by a fallen angel. B script with A cast and production, always a recipe for fun!
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I just bet you would.



now pay up.
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<voice=quake>QUAD POSTING-G-G</voice>
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William Wallace v Shaka Zulu?! It's like the show is making jokes about it self now!
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Havokk Edge said:
...i think its somewhat educational. But maybe i just think that cause im into old shit like that.


The only one I've really learned more than a fact or two from was the Shaolin v Maori episode, because I knew absolutely nothing about the Maori. Still don't, really, but I at least know more than I did.

Havokk Edge said:
i havent been able to watch the green beret guys and up cause my gf keeps me busy at night.


Is AaronJer jealous of your new chess partner?!
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jrkookid said:
You guys now play chess together?

*ZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
That is probably the funniest thing you will ever say. BRAVO, GOOD SIR!
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Mate de Vita said:
I just watched X-men 2. How's that for a discussion?

Just fine. I love X-Men but hate the movies. Animated series or bust!
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1.You're dating over XBL? As in X Box Live?!
2.Almost to the 2 month point, still hittin' it?
3.Pics or she doesn't existperiod
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+4 Strength, +4 Stamina. Thankfully I just hit level 18 so I can actually wear it. Fits like a dream!
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Remember to pay attention not just to the clitoris but also the labia and frenulum. And my dick.
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fedex _ said:
man you are stupid, were you dropped when you were small? just a questionperiod

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About to watch the seventh episode, Shaolin monk vs Maori. I've seen the preceding six, I totally love this show. It's not informative, it's cheesy as hell, and you get a sweet fight scene at the end. What's not to love?! PS,http://www.rhapsody.com/scott-weiland/12-bar-blues/lady-your-roof-brings-me-down/lyrics.html
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Like I said, the main reason for my post in user discussions was because it's a fedex_ truck, and I can seldom resist a pun. Of course the second reason still holds true. Have you considered suicide?
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Oh shit, did I beat the game?!~
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Meow
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jrkookid said:
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

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My dick's so big I use asteroid belts as cock ringsperiod
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jrkookid said:
You are welcomed by the more superior members of SuperJer Forum.

P.S. I am not saying I am superior and if
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replies to this then this time you are way out of queue.

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Havokk Edge said:
sup
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or not
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phoenix_r said:
oops, I did it again.
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>3
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<3
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3>
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3<
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phoenix_r said:
dig the recent posts, then call me foramcaeser
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phoenix_r said:
vini vidi posti
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phoenix_r said:


'Nuff said.

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turnip1 said:
So are you fucking everything while running or?


Yes. I'm not sure what the question actually is but the answer is definitely YESecscamayshun
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Down Rodeo said:
I feel compelled to say that it's Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Good song too :)

As it turns out, the update is a bit shit... I'm kind of disappointed. Unlocks are given at random, even if you are only spectating on a server. And yet there are still teams made of only Snipers and Spies (well, not quite, but close).



This truck was hijacked
by me, the haiku police.
Mind your syllables.
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Total domination of the main section of teh foram:

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Nezumi said:
lonely... oh, so lonely.


yes, quiteellipsis
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Bump.
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Zachjer requires a title. That is all.
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I only ever log in with ragga dub style. Here me now, boy.
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the_cloud_system said:
LOL Yeah, that's what she said.


Get it? The dead person just talked.


::facepalm::
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Yeah, well, a man will do lots of things to get shavings from another man's femur andslashor solar plexus.
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the_cloud_system said:
foxtrot
uranus
cumburg
kinkey

yumey
ominus
u a ass hole


It's like a haiku,
only, it's full of feces!
Fuck your couch, ass-hat.
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Genetically engineered for delicious perfection, much like the Colonel's chickensellipsis
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aaronjer said:
Wow, holy crap. Only one of those was a word. Try again, Keystrokes McGee.


LoL Keystrokes McGee jew got pone-sword!
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot~?!
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jrkookid said:
well FUCK YOU!


Dig the sigperiod Jerkperiod
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NatureJay is totally online liek RIGHT NOW!!!
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And my face is made of titanium! Well, at least from the eye sockets downellipsis
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Ah yes, the turn of the moollenium. Aaronjer and I met in the ninth grades, we had 'stupid english' (read 'not honors english') together. That's when we discovered the cream cheese satchel, the level 3 igloo (where I now reside), the arkey (the r-key arkey), and (parenthesisizing). Oh, and our gay love for each other. Suffice to say, buttsechs and Smash Bros ensued. I've always had a small piece of Aaronjer inside me since then. Eating his toenail clippings will do that to you...
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You're rightellipsisthey should be about Picard and QTildeExclamation
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Was on at midnight last night, and again at 7:30am this morning. Discussellipsis
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In carrying on the fine tradition of double-posting, here it is cloud:

I <3 UUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure if it's your terrible spelling or that time you asked to have 420 points. I'm gonna go with the ladder, because we'll need a ladder to get to the top of my love pile.

<3
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Officially boycotting this movie due to it blatantly lacking both Pickard and Q. Also, I fucking hate prequels: we already know how it's going to end! Spoiler alert, Kirk wins!

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the_cloud_system said:
Could you round mine off, please? ^-^


You have pushed me off the fence and into love-land. Do enjoy it, won't you?!
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jrkookid said:
Is that why I spell?


Fixed.
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Usually I'm a man of principles, but you're making me question them, cloud. I'm just not sure if I love or hate you. Now, fedex_, I'm proud of my hate for fedex_. And havokk, I hate you like a younger sibling, you know, that sort of 'mold you into awesome with my cruelty' way. Because I love you. Yes, that's right, I love/hate you. Cloud, on the third hand, I'm just not fucking sure about.

In before jr calls me a retarded rapist!
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aaronjer said:
Do you think these forums are made out of money?
Yes, I do. Much as those LG forums were made of snacks, so too are these forums made of punctuation marks. And by punctuation marks, I mean money.

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eDan Co. said:
...

Ellipsis, ellipses, potato, potato. Wait, that just doesn't work in print...GAH there I go again with the ellipsis...
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Started this thread for two reasons. Reason the first, it's a fedex_ truck. Reason the second, I fucking hate fedex_. Discuss.
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Well, as much as I love bad connotations....
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Whats topics, precious?
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fedex _ said:
jrkookid said:
fedex _ said:
lol i thought storm troopers didnt talk , " Step Back "

they do so talk how do u think they communicate?



sign lang or somthing lol :P



I fucking hate you.
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'Nuff said.
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Zachjer didn't use the name Zachjer to register for the Superjer Forams because it just plain didn't occur to him until it was too late...

Zachjer refuses to create a new account with the proper name because Zachjer hates admitting defeat...

Zachjer loves typing in the third person, and using ellipses...
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the_cloud_system said:
phoenix_r said:
swear to Dog....




DIRRRRRRRRRRRR UMMMMM DOG SPELD BACKWARDS IS GOD DUMMMM


I think that's just your ADHD kicking in there, buddypal...

Also, I'm still trying to figure out how to commute like I've got a pair - I imagine it involves jumping over rush-hour traffic on a dirt bike while spraying rounds from my uzis. I'll have to learn how to do no-handed jumps to use both of the uzis but it'll totally be worth it!
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jrkookid said:
I see that rapist is annoying and stupid


(*) <|=================annoyance=================stupidity===========8


Here is a nice diagram of you being raped by my annoyance and stupidity. And my cock.
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aaronjer said:
the_cloud_system said:
:3

You either have a cleft or your balls are on your face... things aren't looking good for you.


Actually, those are my balls on his face...

aaronjer said:

And by 'coffeehouse' you mean 'super-butt-sex arena' and by 'anal-jam sesh' you mean 'man-orgy tournament at the super-butt-sex arena', right? We should both wear something unusual and easily recognizable at the super-butt-sex arena... because there are no lights in the super-butt-sex arena.


I'll be the only one smoking before and during sex, not just after.
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eDan Co. said:
This truck was bumped twice by two different newbies. What's your problem?



MY problem is an inability to stop laughing at the second page of this truck...fucking...FUCK! loooooooooool

As for the rest of my multitudinous problems, the first should be at least indicative of the rest...

PS One of them is the over-use of ellipsis...
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And thus, just as the Superjer user truck transformed into a Zachjer user truck, so also has the Zachjer truck transmogrified into a Superjer truck. Ahhh, the circle of life is complete....
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Zachjer, bringing you better coding through self-involved annoyance tactics since 1985!
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Down Rodeo said:
See, that's just... Are you functionally impaired?


Yes, quite. And I'll take a side of sourdough toast with that as well, buttered both sides please!
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aaronjer said:


Girl, I'm gonna slay yo' dragon! (that's right!)
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molkman said:
I once played WoW for some time but I figured out how it sucks and how all MMORPGs suck. It sucks as much as people saying "lol" in real-life.


I lol in real-life.

Then again I also played WoW, one month logged in four months real time

And I do druqz.

And fuck your mother.

P.S. how's things, son?
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Snape kills Dumbledore.
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I'd say that's just about perfect for a missed opportunity to drink each other under the Earth's outer crust, then have terrible drunk anal sex while we cry into each other's nearly empty wine goblets, pining over days lost and anal-jam-sessions missed.

We should do one of those lame things where we meet up at a coffeehouse or bar and take turns over-exaggerating the last few years worth of stories. Also the aforementioned anal-jam-sesh. MMMMMMM anal jam.....
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Since I've only ever met like 3 of you, this should be fun, or possibly the loneliest truck ever. Polesock it to me~!
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You've neglected to mention that the briefcase was full of delicious pr4wnz, which I also then ate.

One time, Aaronjer told me not to do drugs at his parent's house so I smoked the contents of their wax fruit bowl. Highest I've ever been in my life, swear to Dog....
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Oh yes, I forgot the gentle strokes of the arkey
(the r-key arkey!). PS quit fixing my sig, assclowns!
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About that...I decompiled the source of that forum but failed to find any snacks! Where da snacks at, dawg?!
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jrkookid said:
Pheonix_Rapist you are a little bastard


Do you even know what "are" means?!

It's the key to EVERYTHING!
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the_cloud_system said:
He looked out the window and saw a airplane and screamed " A white dragon! I will slay the beast!" He then made his way to the security check.to dry hump the tail section.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WczVJki3l6Q&fmt=18
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molkman said:
And you have an unokaily large PENIS.

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This truck needs to get back on the road. Here's my contribution:
Superjer, you have an O.K. opinion truck, and a damned fine haircut.
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What's the point if you can't roll human pallerdon, hmMmmMMMm?!
Start liking better games or I'll rape your faces off. ALL OF THEM!