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Its a mod for Minecraft, noob.

This will be the official thread for the yet unamed project. Basically, this mod will be like an EE 2 energy condenser. There will be key differences though. I am just now making an outlined brainstorm plan idea. Updates as soon as I make them.

Here's somethings we do know:
1) the entity will have to 'learn' the item (you sacrifice it)
2) you will be able to pump in and out of it (buildcraft)
3) only ingots (and some fuels) are allowed to be 'made' (iron, tin, copper, gold, etc)
4) YOU CANNOT MAKE DIAMONDS (get over it)
5) fuels can only be turned into other fuels (coal into uranium, etc.)
6) stacks of items wont be immediately processed (so if you accidently drop something in there you can get it back)
7) it may require fuel of some sort

Source: https://github.com/BlackThornDemon/dominus

In Craftmine Mods by sprinkles:

https://github.com/BlackThornDemon/titanium

superjer doesn't auto link https?

I've decided I'm going to bring energy condensers back. Fuck EE3, I'm bringing them back.

I'm tired of stacks of cobble and dirt.

(I'll try not to copy paste EE2 :P)

In Craftmine Mods by sprinkles:

  code
Sprinkles@SPRINKLES-PC /C/Users/Sprinkles/Programming/mcp/reobf/minecraft/blackT
hornDemon (master)
$ git push origin master
Username for 'https://github.com': BlackThornDemon
Password for 'https://BlackThornDemon@github.com':
To https://github.com/BlackThornDemon/diana.git
 ! [rejected]        master -> master (non-fast-forward)
error: failed to push some refs to 'https://github.com/BlackThornDemon/diana.git
'
hint: Updates were rejected because the tip of your current branch is behind
hint: its remote counterpart. Merge the remote changes (e.g. 'git pull')
hint: before pushing again.
hint: See the 'Note about fast-forwards' in 'git push --help' for details.

In Craftmine Mods by sprinkles:

Titanium
Rutile Ore
Sword
Pickaxe
Axe
Spade
Hoe
natural ore generation

all done
I'll try to upload the code to github
next

armor
other stuff
buildcraft

In sprinkles by sprinkles:

It makes me happy to see you go out of your way for no reason.

In Craftmine Mods by sprinkles:

I was going to post this on github, but idk how to use that shit.

http://speedy.sh/5bphq/diana.zip

http://www.amazon.com/National-Small-Penis-Champion-Mousepad/dp/B003DNEC9G/ref=sr_1_13?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1339176649&sr=1-13

superjer said:

Bumping this isn't going to make me work on SPARToR any faster.

In SRAW by sprinkles:

In windows 8 by sprinkles:

In i doesn't want to, but i canwalk through wall by sprinkles:

michaelhn said:

so the aaatrigger texture make me can walk through wall?

The aaatrigger is a special texture that makes a wall a non-solid. So you can walk through it, like water.

michaelhn said:

even i didn't brush the wall which error with the aaatrigger..?

The default texture is usually aaatrigger (I think).

michaelhn said:

can u can explain what is vis group, and how to delete it

Please don't ever use vis groups. You barely know how to use walls...

In i doesn't want to, but i canwalk through wall by sprinkles:

Everyone knows 'aaatrigger' makes walls invisible, its a special texture.

In i doesn't want to, but i canwalk through wall by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

fedex _ said:

your dumb

l
0
l

In Craftmine Mods by sprinkles:

Thanks for crushing my hopes and dreams

In Craftmine Mods by sprinkles:

SUCCESS.

I have created titanium.

You smelt Rutile Ore into Titanium.

You can then craft a titanium sword.

next

titanium pickaxe
titanium axe
titanium hoe
titanium spade

PROFIT

In Craftmine Mods by sprinkles:

fjakdl;fjda

So wikipedia dunt lernt me somtin

ADNRs are man made diamonds
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggregated_diamond_nanorod

Basically, you can compress graphite or fullerene into ADNR.

Industrial Craft has a compressor. http://www.industrial-craft.net/

Plan

1) Graphite Ore
2) learn industrial craft api
3) graphite ore -> compressor -> adnr
4) adnr tools
5) adnr INDUSTRIAL CRAFT TOOLS (drills, etc.)
6) elephant sex
7) youtube elephant sex
8) eat elephant ear

In i doesn't want to, but i canwalk through wall by sprinkles:

Did you make the walls out of wood?

In Craftmine Mods by sprinkles:

MY FIRST MINECRAFT MOD

java code

package blackThornDemon;

import cpw.mods.fml.common.Mod;
import cpw.mods.fml.common.Mod.Init;
import cpw.mods.fml.common.event.FMLInitializationEvent;
import cpw.mods.fml.common.network.NetworkMod;
import cpw.mods.fml.common.registry.GameRegistry; 
import net.minecraft.src.Item;
import net.minecraft.src.ItemStack;
import net.minecraft.src.Block;

@Mod(modid = "BlackThornDemon", name = "BlackThornDemon", version = "0.00.01")
@NetworkMod(clientSideRequired = true, serverSideRequired = false)


public class Firsties {



	 @Init
	 public void load(FMLInitializationEvent event)
	 {
		 GameRegistry.addRecipe(new ItemStack(Item.pickaxeDiamond), new Object[]
				    {
				     "XXX",
				     " | ",
				     " | ",
				     'X', Block.dirt,
				     '|', Item.stick
				    });
	 }
}

In pointers by sprinkles:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Bernard_(dog)

?

In pointers by sprinkles:

I'm not sure I understand what you mean by move.

??

In windows 8 by sprinkles1435:

discuss

In Petition to ban gaybomb by sprinkles:

SRAW said:

In Hai guys ^.^ by sprinkles:

Will pwn n00bs tonight.

What's your ingamename?

In Hai guys ^.^ by sprinkles:

Do you just download the game? Or do you have to register for beta?

Wtf, you can't drag the updater across monitors?

In first day of college. by sprinkles:

I'm going to UTI bitches.

In Hai guys ^.^ by sprinkles:

sprinkles1435@gmail.com

thanks

In Cappin' Temo by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

better

In how to make or edit weapon cs 1.6 models? by sprinkles:

In Cappin' Temo by sprinkles:

That's the best fucking part you slut.

In PSvita by sprinkles:

is awesome. Get one now.

minecraft why you no work

In built a fountain of youth! by sprinkles:

For more hookers?

In Member Pics by sprinkles:

RB is a pedophile.

In Lurn yurself sum infurmashunz. by sprinkles:

What happens if the lake clogs up?

In Lurn yurself sum infurmashunz. by sprinkles:

Burn in Hell.

In Euler Answers by sprinkles:

DR said you might have some cool projects/problems like this, superjer. If you do, would you share/make a contest for them?

In Change Sound Device by sprinkles:

Well, I frequently use my headset. It has Dolby Digital shit with 7.1 surround sound. It plugs into my usb port. I wanted to switch from my headset to my speakers without un-plugging/plugging in my headset. I found this:
http://downloadsquad.switched.com/2010/06/16/windows-7-tip-how-to-change-the-default-audio-device-with-a-hot/

http://projecteuler.net/problem=2

Saw it on your Facebook.

In Terridax's Mom's Recipe by sprinkles:

recipe code
Ingredients:
tablespoon vegetable oil
(4 ounce) skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, cut into cubes
teaspoons chili powder
teaspoons ground cumin
large onion, chopped
medium green pepper, chopped
(10.75 ounce) can Campbell's condensed Cream of Chicken soup
3/4 cup of water
1.2 cups frozen whole kernel corn
(15 ounce) cans white kidney beans (cannelloni), rinsed and drained
tablespoons shredded cheddar cheese



Directions
) Heat the oil in a 4-quart saucepan over medium-high heat. Add the chicken, chili powder, cumin, onion and pepper and cook until the chicken is cooked through and the vegetable are tender, stirring often.

) Stir the soup, water, corn and beans in the saucepan and heat to a boil. Reduce the heat to low Cover and cook for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Sprinkle with the cheese.

) Insert funnel inside ass-hole. Pour hot chili into funnel. Excrete. Enjoy.

In Bad surface extents by sprinkles:

It tells you the coordinates.

In Winning by sprinkles:

Well, somebody is going to be upset. I jus' found a washer in my Gortex that goes to one of the tankers we emptied. Whoops.

In Winning by sprinkles:

In Bad surface extents by sprinkles:

Delete the brush.

In Tribes Ascend by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

(in fairness I'm probably not going to play it, for a variety of reasons).

In Update...Again by sprinkles:

fdjakpa
1.2
god
fdafja;a
peaceearthmanboobiesfda

In Tribes Ascend by sprinkles:

Ffs I'll get the link myself.

https://account.hirezstudios.com/tribesascend/?ad=1&utm_source=Liquid&utm_medium=Adwords&utm_campaign=Adwords&gclid=COf9ofuO_q4CFUXc4AodBi6T3A

Jesus was that so hard?

IT'S HALO.

In Tribes Ascend by sprinkles:

In Euler Answers by sprinkles:

C# code
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;

namespace ConsoleApplication1
{
    class Program
    {
        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            int Lux = fibonacci_numbers();
            Console.WriteLine(Lux);
            Console.ReadLine();
        }

        private static int fibonacci_numbers()
        {
            // x=n-1
            // y=n-2
            int x = 3;
            int[] array = new int[34];
            int fib = 0;
            array[0] = 0; array[1] = 1; array[2] = 1;
            while (x < 34)
            {
                array[x] = array[x-1] + array[x-2];
                x++;
            }
            foreach (int element in array)
            {
                if (element % 2 == 0)
                {
                    fib += element;
                }
            }
            return fib;
        }
    }
}
// 2
// 2

In Tribes Ascend by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

SRAW said:

Unreal 3 engine ewwww

The Unreal Engine is badass.

Give us a link.

In FUS ROH SUPERJER by sprinkles:

Pros: It's a fun for an hour.
Cons: It's a fun for an hour.

http://darkwestern.deviantart.com/art/Game-over-man-Game-over-CAT-42971028?q=boost%3Apopular%20game%20over&qo=18

In Need some more help... by sprinkles:

C# code
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.ComponentModel;
using System.Data;
using System.Drawing;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;
using System.Windows.Forms;

namespace forRB
{
    public partial class Form1 : Form
    {
        public Form1()
        {
            InitializeComponent();
        }
        int[] numbers = new int[20];
        int counter = 0;
        private void input_KeyUp(object sender, KeyEventArgs e)
        {
            if (e.KeyCode == Keys.Enter)
            {
                int bob;
                bool result = Int32.TryParse(input.Text, out bob);
                if (!result)
                {
                    input.Text = "";
                    return;
                }
                else
                {
                    if (Convert.ToInt32(input.Text) >= 10 && Convert.ToInt32(input.Text) <= 100)
                    {
                        if (counter < 20)
                        {

                            inclusiveLB.Items.Add(input.Text);
                            bool repeated = false;
                            foreach(int i in numbers)
                            {
                                if(i == Convert.ToInt32(input.Text))
                                {
                                    repeated = true;
                                    break;
                                }
                            }
                            if (repeated == false)
                            {
                                uniqueLB.Items.Add(input.Text);
                            }
                            else
                            {
                                uniqueLB.Items.RemoveAt(uniqueLB.Items.IndexOf(input.Text));
                            }
                            numbers[counter] = Convert.ToInt32(input.Text);
                            input.Text = "";
                        }
                        else
                        {
                            input.Text = "";
                        }
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        MessageBox.Show("You must enter a number between 10 and 100." + Environment.NewLine + "You entered \"" + input.Text + "\"", "Number Out of Range", MessageBoxButtons.OK);
                    }
                }
                counter++;
            }
            else if (e.KeyCode == Keys.Escape)
            {
                inclusiveLB.Items.Clear();
                uniqueLB.Items.Clear();
                input.Text = "";
                counter = 0;
            }

        }
    }
}

In Need some more help... by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

Also, I don't understand "For(i in array)".

It iterates through the array elements. So:

php code

<?php
$myarray = array[50,100,150,299,863];
for($i in $myarray)
{
print $i;
}
//$i = 50,100,150,299,863
?>

That is not valid php by the way. But I hope you get the point.

In Small issue with armoury_entity by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

Mate de Vita said:

I'm sure the OP will soon appreciated your post... 4 years ago.

Fixed.

In My new insane keyboard by sprinkles:

http://www.wasdkeyboards.com/

In Map starts after compiling in VHE, but .......... by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

Can you post a compile log for your map, please?
It's possible there could be a leak, in which case it wouldn't recognize your entities.

If there was a leak the map wouldn't compile at all.

In Map starts after compiling in VHE, but .......... by sprinkles:

Make sure you have an info_playerstart instead of info_playerdeathmatch. By default it only checks for info_playerstart.

In i think you guys will enjoy this. by sprinkles:

the_cloud_system said:

fool i can barely tie my shoe let alone toster the ashtray.

I can fix that.

In Props Help by sprinkles:

Its been a while since I've mapped, but I believe its env_sprite. Then you set the path to the model (inside your cstrike folder).

In i think you guys will enjoy this. by sprinkles:

I request an update on the status of Spartor.

In WoW by sprinkles:

I jus' realized the title of this category.

In Raising water on VHE? by sprinkles:

No.

In Props Help by sprinkles:

Are you talking models you make?

In Props Help by sprinkles:

prop_static and ragdoll are entities for Counter Strike Source, not Goldsource. There is an equivalent func_wall in Goldsource however.

In Onward to Java by sprinkles:

DR, when did your title change!

Rockbomb said:

Does the mod work fine if you use a different map, and not the one you made?

That's the first thing to determine; is it your map or amx_super.

In Dream Time by sprinkles:

I remember this dream where I killed sraw.

In Dream Time by sprinkles:

I would have fucked the limb.

In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

How did you get b = 00000111?

00000010
00000101
00000111

Its an XOR so all the ones are kept, zeros remain zero, and duplicate ones become zero.

In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by sprinkles:

  code
a ^= b;
b ^= a;
a ^= b;

a = 00000010 (binary form of 2)
b = 00000101 (binary form of 5)

a ^= b
a = 00000010
b = 00000111

b ^= a
a = 00000101
b = 00000111

a ^= b
a = 00000101
b = 00000010

If that doesn't make sense then look up bitwise operations.

In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

So given that can you tell me what this does?

  code
void f(int a, int b)
{
    a ^= b ^= a ^= b;
}

It switches the variables. a now = b, and b now = a.

In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by sprinkles:

Hello red team jungler, you came up into my lane.
I have got no mana jus' some enerGG.
Wha-wha-whaa
What did you see how I'm on a killing spree?
Sorry you cannot stop me.
I'll show no mercy.

In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by sprinkles:

No. It has to do with the bits of the number, not the actual number.

In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by sprinkles:

Can anyone tell me what this operator does?

  code
^=

I tried searching it on google and bing, but they seem to 'break' when I do...

Bitwise XOR assignment

In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

++x and x++?

That's useful, thanks.

In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Ewww, vb.net. That's really nasty. These programs are funny :D

I couldn't imagine coding without brackets and semicolons. So unorganized. D:

In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by sprinkles:

Would this work for you?

  code
for($i=1;$i<=10;$i++) // this would go through our rows
{
  for($p=1;$p<=$i;$p++) // add elements to our rows
  {
    echo "*";
  }
  next
  {
    echo "/n/r"; // print out a linebreak -unix
  }
}
next
{
  exit();
}

I'd think that would work, but of course you would write it in vb not php :P

In Do my vb.net homework for me. Nao. by sprinkles:

If I remember correctly, everything in the for loop gets executed,then when the for loop is completely finished it goes to next.

Let me see if I can't whip up something. Does it have a limit like the picture? or does it continue indefinitely.

In Warning - Leak in Hull by sprinkles:

The map is small and simple. The time it would take you to fix the leaks would be far greater than the time it would take to rebuild the map. It'd probably take you 20-30 mins to fix the leaks, rebuilding the map would take 2-3 mins.

In Warning - Leak in Hull by sprinkles:

Delete the map and start over.

Do you have "snap to grid" turned off, or do you have the grid size set to 1? NOTHING in your map lines up. It's not a surprise you have leaks everywhere.

In Warning - Leak in Hull by sprinkles:

And, this certainly does not help your lag issue:

Quote:

- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'SPECIAL_THANKS'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'THANKS'

In Iron Sky by sprinkles:

In Post From PHP Page to PHP Page by sprinkles:

superjer said:

What are you actually trying to accomplish?

I want it so when I it.

No but for reals, I have error.php which handles all my errors and displays a user friendly 'error' page (and if its an admin tells them the error). It also does fancy things like log the error and notify me.

So naturally, when we encounter an error I want to send the error to error.php.

For example:
I spill some soap (the gel kind, because you can't really spill a bar [unless you melt it]) on my database. index.php phreaks out cause it can't connect to the database. So it sends the data/error to error.php. Then error.php nicely says "THE FUCKING DATABASE IS BROKEN D: ," logs the error, and notifies me.

That's pretty much what I want to happen.

I did accomplish this using sessions (and after displaying the error page we set the session['error'] back to null). But is there anyother way?

In The Darkness 2 by sprinkles:

In Birds and shit, yo. by sprinkles:

This is closely related to the story of

In Birds and shit, yo. by sprinkles:

swain said:

...SJ is the fat one.

Pics or it didn't happen.

In Birds and shit, yo. by sprinkles:

I wish we had snow...

In Post From PHP Page to PHP Page by sprinkles:

I wanted to know if I could post from within php to another php file.
Example

PHP code
try 
{
	// code
}
catch (Exception $e)
{
	// post $e to error.class.php
}

Maybe not post per se, but at least send data ($e) to another php page (error.class.php)

And not through sessions. I know it can easily be done using sessions, but for some reason I don't like that idea.

In Video Player by sprinkles:

Ziggs killed me. Nerf Irelia.

In Video Player by sprinkles:

I told youtube to make my videos 3d.

In Video Player by sprinkles:

All this shit over an image off google? lulz.

In Help by sprinkles1435:

I was on steam, and we talked.

In Video Player by sprinkles:

What fucking img are you talking about?

In Video Player by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Also you have a picture of text. I'm not saying you made it but I can't read any of the small print. This is a bad thing.

EDIT: Jesus Christ it's a JPG. Who the hell even does that?!

Wha?

In Help by sprinkles1435:

Agreed.

In $_GET Vulnerable? by sprinkles:

I was jus' wondering if $_GET was vulnerable, like to mysql injection, xss, or whatever?

In Video Player by sprinkles:

Or I can use 1 .mkv file.

In Video Player by sprinkles:

I've decided to go with Divx's Web Player.

In Server Internet Issues by sprinkles:

xD

Dynamic ip address.

In Server Internet Issues by sprinkles:

So I recently disconnected my modem/router. Afterwards I did a hard reboot of my server, and now people cannot connect to it. Its connected via Ethernet, and I can ping other websites from it. I can connect to it from within my LAN. I checked the router and all the ports are still forwarded.

Any ideas?

In Video Player by sprinkles:

I was wondering how to make my own video player for my website. I really don't want to use flash. Any ideas?

In Tdx by sprinkles:

CornJer said:

If he ate the pizza.....

Ouch.

Now thats a fate worse then death.

In Funny shit all will enjoy! by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

the_cloud_system said:

SRAW said:

HAHA BOOBS ARE FUNNY

In The Official Omegle� Truck by sprinkles:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is 2+2?
Stranger 1: 4.
Stranger 2: 5
Stranger 2: 1984
Stranger 2: hahahah
Stranger 2: sorry I'm kind of a nerd
Stranger 1: 1984?
Stranger 2: the book
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 1: Wtf?
Stranger 2: you've never read it?
Stranger 1: No.
Stranger 2: oh
Stranger 2: are you horny?
Stranger 1: No.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

In Noise! by sprinkles:

Are you going to make it move like in the last video of that page?

In SOPA , PIPA , ???????/ by sprinkles:

fedex _ said:

but it will never happen

Its passing right now, 70 to 30.

In Noise! by sprinkles:

I see we meet again Mr. McBain.

In by sprinkles:

Get dunked. Get dunked. Please get dunked.

In Superjer's Cookies by sprinkles:

Soups can you tell me how you setup the cookies on your site and how they work?

In by sprinkles:

Will superjer ever ban you!?

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/help-us-stop-sopa

In Dream Time by sprinkles:

aaronjer said:

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE

Wanna have a sleep over?

In Help Needed Here.... by sprinkles:

In by sprinkles:

We need an autoban hammer.

In And, This is Why we All Love Riot by sprinkles:

They put them in the Walt Disney vault.

In And, This is Why we All Love Riot by sprinkles:

They were limited. They removed them from the store last patch.

In And, This is Why we All Love Riot by sprinkles:

In halp mah plox by sprinkles:

  code
What Is a Bluetooth Stack?

A Bluetooth stack is an application installed on your computer that interacts with your Bluetooth devices. Two Bluetooth stacks are widely in use today:

The Microsoft Bluetooth stack, which comes with Windows XP Service Pack 2
The Widcomm Bluetooth stack
Most Bluetooth adapters use the Widcomm Bluetooth stack driver. Widcomm (acquired by Broadcom, http://www.broadcom.com) licenses its software to most Bluetooth manufacturers. Consequently, the installation, configuration, and use of different Bluetooth devices on Windows have a nearly identical look and feel.
The problem with the Bluetooth stack built into Windows XP SP 2 is that it has limited support for profiles. In particular, it does not support the Headset profile required to connect with Bluetooth headsets, and hence your Bluetooth headsets will not be able to work with your Windows XP PC.

To overcome the limitations in the Windows Bluetooth stack, you can install the Widcomm Bluetooth stack drivers from the manufacturer of your Bluetooth device. You can download the latest drivers and support software from the adapter vendor's web site. Because each vendor customizes the Widcomm software slightly, you should not use drivers from a vendor other than the one that manufactured your Bluetooth adapters.

In halp mah plox by sprinkles:

http://www.broadcom.com/support/bluetooth/update.php
http://download.cnet.com/Bluetooth-Software-Ver-6-0-1-4900-zip/3000-2108_4-162222.html

In Broken Chat by sprinkles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=gDW0lOZ5Nl0

In by sprinkles:

By work you mean sex and cooking right?

Rockbomb said:

Lol... I went to go reply to your post, and I was reading it before you edited it. I was gonna copy/paste what you had and change the top 2 lines of your virtualhosts to what you have now... but when I went to quote it, they were already changed, and I was like... wtf?

But anyways, I can confirm it's working on my end as well :D
Now all you gotta do is put up a good collection of porn (remember to keep it pretty low-res on the mobile version) and everything should be good to go

The attn button is so under rated.

Like this?

  code
NameVirtualHost sprinkles1435.us:80
<VirtualHost sprinkles1435.us:80> 
DocumentRoot "/var/www/" 
ServerName sprinkles1435.us  
<Directory "/var/www/"> 
allow from all 
Options -Indexes 
</Directory> 
</VirtualHost>

NameVirtualHost mobile.sprinkles1435.us:80
<VirtualHost mobile.sprinkles1435.us:80> 
DocumentRoot "/var/www/mobile/" 
ServerName mobile.sprinkles1435.us  
<Directory "/var/www/mobile/"> 
allow from all 
Options -Indexes 
</Directory> 
</VirtualHost>

Because I can't get it to work.

Woot! Superjer+Google =

  code
<VirtualHost *:80> 
DocumentRoot "/var/www/" 
ServerName sprinkles1435.us  
<Directory "/var/www/"> 
allow from all 
Options -Indexes 
</Directory> 
</VirtualHost>

<VirtualHost *:80> 
DocumentRoot "/var/www/mobile/" 
ServerName mobile.sprinkles1435.us  
<Directory "/var/www/mobile/"> 
allow from all 
Options -Indexes 
</Directory> 
</VirtualHost>

It works!

So I determined that this does work. The problem is when I try to redirect the mobile device to mobile.sprinkles1435.us. If I omit

  code
header("LOCATION: http://mobile.sprinkles1435.us/");

Then I can go to both the domain and subdomain.
Any ideas on a work around/fix?

It says
"Mobile site"

So I changed it to:

httpd.conf code
<VirtualHost mobile.sprinkles1435.us:80> 
DocumentRoot "/var/www/mobile/" 
ServerName mobile.sprinkles1435.us  
<Directory "/var/www/mobile/"> 
allow from all 
Options -Indexes 
</Directory> 
</VirtualHost>

It seems to work, but my phone says:

Data connectivity problem

The page contains too many server redirects.

Wait, no. Now sprinkles1435.us doesn't exist. It redirects everything to mobile.sprinkles1435.us.

Woot, Rockbomb FTW.

http.conf code
NameVirtualHost mobile.sprinkles1435.us:80

<VirtualHost mobile.sprinkles1435.us:80>
DocumentRoot "/var/www/mobile/"
</VirtualHost>

000-default code
<VirtualHost *:80>
	ServerAdmin webmaster@localhost

	DocumentRoot /var/www
	<Directory />
		Options FollowSymLinks
		AllowOverride None
	</Directory>
	<Directory /var/www/>
		Options Indexes FollowSymLinks MultiViews
		AllowOverride None
		Order allow,deny
		allow from all
	</Directory>

	ScriptAlias /cgi-bin/ /usr/lib/cgi-bin/
	<Directory "/usr/lib/cgi-bin">
		AllowOverride None
		Options +ExecCGI -MultiViews +SymLinksIfOwnerMatch
		Order allow,deny
		Allow from all
	</Directory>

	ErrorLog ${APACHE_LOG_DIR}/error.log

	# Possible values include: debug, info, notice, warn, error, crit,
	# alert, emerg.
	LogLevel warn

	CustomLog ${APACHE_LOG_DIR}/access.log combined

    Alias /doc/ "/usr/share/doc/"
    <Directory "/usr/share/doc/">
        Options Indexes MultiViews FollowSymLinks
        AllowOverride None
        Order deny,allow
        Deny from all
        Allow from 127.0.0.0/255.0.0.0 ::1/128
    </Directory>

</VirtualHost>

<VirtualHost *> 
DocumentRoot "/var/www/mobile/" 
ServerName sprinkles1435.us 
ServerAlias www.sprinkles1435.us 
ServerAlias mobile.sprinkles1435.us 
<Directory "/var/www/mobile/"> 
allow from all 
Options -Indexes 
</Directory> 
</VirtualHost>

I can't get it to work, and I don't know what I'm doing...

In McDiddys 3 by sprinkles:

I like the scrolly letters thing. How did you do it?

In Funny Bug? by sprinkles:

So when I access my site from within my lan via the domain name it takes me to the router page. When I access my site from my phone (disconnected from my network/internet) it takes me to my site, not the router page. When I access my site from within my lan via ip address it takes me to my site.

Is there anyway I can disable the router page when I access it from within my lan via domain name?

In Send and Email by sprinkles:

Is that right?

In Website by sprinkles:

I bought a domain. I'm not advertising it or anything. But, I will frequently come here when I have problems. And, I will probably upload my LoL gameplay there.

In allocateing ram to my graphics. by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

I'm tempted to try it out, just for kicks. But, I'm too lazy, and I don't really need to do it (already have 2gb of video ram).

On your desktop?

In TV help by sprinkles:

SRAW said:

Well we went to the shop and they said that they most probably will give a box, so all is fine.

And also a testament to how dumb americans are:

We went to a restaurant an hour ago and there was this lady, and we said that we just came from malaysia 2 days ago. She said "Is that where the Taj Mahal is?"

And she is from the Philipines (which is right next to malaysia):facepalm:

No. That is a testament to how stupid women are.

In Schpida! He is our hero! by sprinkles:

You're dating your cousin?

In TV help by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

You seriously have the worst taste in the world, when it comes to dubstep. Everything you like sounds like some 8 year old was messing around in FL Studio for the first time and his parents decided to upload the song to make the kid feel good.

We all know your music taste =/ my music taste.

I can't stop staring at her giant ass nostril.

In Send and Email by sprinkles:

superjer said:

Did it just hang after your

  code
echo hello |sendmail -v me1435@hotmail.com

or did it eventually do something?

You should try sending mail somewhere other than hotmail, too. I think most of the big email providers are pretty picky about who they accept mail from.

And how many firewalls are you behind?

  code
050 <7195572385@txt.att.net>... Connecting to mx.cingularme.com. via esmtp...
050 <7195572385@txt.att.net>... Deferred: Connection timed out with mx.cingularme.com.
250 2.0.0 pBK6VH94005379 Message accepted for delivery
7195572385@txt.att.net... Sent (pBK6VH94005379 Message accepted for delivery)
Closing connection to [127.0.0.1]
>>> QUIT
221 2.0.0 ubuntuServer.westell.com closing connection

Does it matter that I don't have a domain name yet?

In Send and Email by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

sudo

STFU

Also:

  code
mike@ubuntuServer:~$ echo hello |sendmail -v me1435@hotmail.com
me1435@hotmail.com... Connecting to [127.0.0.1] via relay...
220 ubuntuServer.westell.com ESMTP Sendmail 8.14.4/8.14.4/Debian-2ubuntu2; Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:27:48 -0500; (No UCE/UBE) logging access from: localhost(OK)-localhost [127.0.0.1]
>>> EHLO ubuntuServer.westell.com
250-ubuntuServer.westell.com Hello localhost [127.0.0.1], pleased to meet you
250-ENHANCEDSTATUSCODES
250-PIPELINING
250-EXPN
250-VERB
250-8BITMIME
250-SIZE
250-DSN
250-ETRN
250-AUTH DIGEST-MD5 CRAM-MD5
250-DELIVERBY
250 HELP
>>> VERB
250 2.0.0 Verbose mode
>>> MAIL From:<mike@ubuntuServer.westell.com> SIZE=6 AUTH=mike@ubuntuServer.westell.com
250 2.1.0 <mike@ubuntuServer.westell.com>... Sender ok
>>> RCPT To:<me1435@hotmail.com>
>>> DATA
250 2.1.5 <me1435@hotmail.com>... Recipient ok
354 Enter mail, end with "." on a line by itself
>>> .

In Send and Email by sprinkles:

  code
mike@ubuntuServer:~$ service sendmail status
MSP: is run via cron (20m)
tail: cannot open `/var/run/sendmail/mta/sendmail.pid' for reading: Permission denied
MTA:
ERROR: List of process IDs must follow -p.
********* simple selection *********  ********* selection by list *********
-A all processes                      -C by command name
-N negate selection                   -G by real group ID (supports names)
-a all w/ tty except session leaders  -U by real user ID (supports names)
-d all except session leaders         -g by session OR by effective group name
-e all processes                      -p by process ID
T  all processes on this terminal     -s processes in the sessions given
a  all w/ tty, including other users  -t by tty
g  OBSOLETE -- DO NOT USE             -u by effective user ID (supports names)
r  only running processes             U  processes for specified users
x  processes w/o controlling ttys     t  by tty
*********** output format **********  *********** long options ***********
-o,o user-defined  -f full            --Group --User --pid --cols --ppid
-j,j job control   s  signal          --group --user --sid --rows --info
-O,O preloaded -o  v  virtual memory  --cumulative --format --deselect
-l,l long          u  user-oriented   --sort --tty --forest --version
-F   extra full    X  registers       --heading --no-heading --context
                    ********* misc options *********
-V,V  show version      L  list format codes  f  ASCII art forest
-m,m,-L,-T,H  threads   S  children in sum    -y change -l format
-M,Z  security data     c  true command name  -c scheduling class
-w,w  wide output       n  numeric WCHAN,UID  -H process hierarchy

So I followed this:

Quote:

So I renamed the sendmail.pid in sendmail.in.pid, chowned it to root smmsp, and it works. Sendmail status tells me that everything is ok.
Brian: thank you for the idea.
Best wishes from Cologne.

And the result is now this:

  code
mike@ubuntuServer:~$ service sendmail status                                    MSP: is run via cron (20m)
MTA: 807 /usr/sbin/sendmail-mta -Am -L sm-mta -bd -q10m
UID        PID  PPID  C STIME TTY          TIME CMD
root       807     1  0 Dec18 ?        00:00:01 sendmail: MTA: accepting connections
Daemon Status: Sendmail is running but not answering status queries.
No response
QUE: Same as MTA

In fully playable 1:1 Planet Earth that includes cities, rivers by sprinkles:

Good find cloud.

In Send and Email by sprinkles:

How do you send an email in php? I've tried everything I found on google.

mail();
download sendmail
apt-get install a smtp server
some random php scripts
gmail

I'm at a loss.

In lols by sprinkles:

In FTP Access by sprinkles:

I jus' checked and I still have ftp access. I don't need it anymore so I cleaned out the dir. You can feel free to delete the account or whatever you want to do with it.

In Yay by sprinkles:

My new server came in today. Now I can have a website and minecraft server, and shit like that.

In Something wrong with firefox by sprinkles:

SRAW said:

down rodeo is scottish

I'm 50% Scottish. I guess that explains this red beard.

In Something wrong with firefox by sprinkles:

Its because you're not American.

In Compotor by sprinkles:

Perfect place.

In what is function of Pitch Yaw Roll??? by sprinkles:

http://www.freemmorpglist.com/Shadowland_Online-mmorpg.html

That game looks like it had a budget of $3.

In RTS by sprinkles:

I'm working on a simple 1v1 map, with and without turrets. For those "pros" that always want a 1v1.

I also want to make a King of the Hill map like you said, but more like GoW.

In Something about a password... by sprinkles:

superjer said:

I think you actually forgot your user name. It was just Runetribe before, according to my records.

And, he has the records.
Wait. You should say "according to my database" instead.

In Array initialization (or lack thereof) by sprinkles:

No, but I guessed you would.

In Array initialization (or lack thereof) by sprinkles:

superjer said:

calloc()

Don't call the Wizard of Oz!

In RTS by sprinkles:

Its a tile licker.

In RTS by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

lemme see what you got.

In RTS by sprinkles:

Hai

In I am a glorious C failure. by sprinkles:

I don't know what's going on. But I like pictures

In dude. by sprinkles:

lol

In Winter Season by sprinkles:

So its Winter, or almost Winter, whatever.
What do you like doing during the winter?
I snowboard and eat. Also I like Nike.

In Hammer units in GoldSrc Hammer? by sprinkles:

No. That is a new feature they added in Hammer 4.1.

In interesting things by sprinkles:

You can try the whole "potato light-bulb" thing.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Stevespanglerscience
He has some cool shit.

In I built a real fucking chair! by sprinkles:

Superjer should have a contest to see who can make the coolest thing out of wood.
BTW, I like the dynamics of that last picture; the lighting, and focus.

In breakable func_door? by sprinkles:

I believe func_door has the attr 'health,' set that to a good amount.

In I Was Choosen by sprinkles:

aaronjer said:

Well... now you're just trolling. Which I applaud!

No.

In The Friartruck about fixing my second computer by sprinkles:

buq25 said:

I have the same problem/s with wire.

In laptops the wireless router is commonly also the modem.

In I Was Choosen by sprinkles:

sprinkles said:

Wrong on both accounts.
Try again?

In I Was Choosen by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

And in Sprinkles case, he will go back home and do whatever the fuck he wants, and get paid for it

Guy I will be deployed within 3-6 months of getting back home.

In I Was Choosen by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

Sprinkles is probably making about 1600-1700 a month (800-850 bimonthly). Which really isn't that much... not even $20k a year.

No, I get paid $614 biweekly. $1200ish a month.
But soon I will be getting more for h8 certified. :P

In I Was Choosen by sprinkles:

aaronjer said:

People join the army either because they suck at everything else or because they want to pile up money. You have no expenses when you're in the military so even with low pay you kinda rake in the cash.

Wrong on both accounts.
Try again?

In I Was Choosen by sprinkles:

So the Army choose me to go to h8 school.

In Chamber's Rage Quits Life by sprinkles:

Pics or it didn't happen.

In Chamber's Rage Quits Life by sprinkles:

superjer said:

FMJ

In Chamber's Rage Quits Life by sprinkles:

This is a guy from our room. He gets mad because the sergeants flipped his bed.

In 'LeafThread' takes forever! by sprinkles:

racsO said:

The map is very complex with a lot of small shapes and vertex manipulation.

In Num_edicts by sprinkles:

sin said:

good number for entities?

>100

In Num_edicts by sprinkles:

Dude its been so long since I've run a server, I don't know. All I know now is how to shoot and fix trucks, thanks Army.

In Num_edicts by sprinkles:

I would think of it the other way. I think its trying to tell you the server is not running on that setting. I believe the server would automatically change the property of the clients.

In This is What its Like to be Shot With an AK-47 by sprinkles:

Now that takes some balls.

In What is env_ and for what it is? by sprinkles:

environment

i.e. env_explosion would be a explosion that's relative to the environment

In Counter-Strike Global Offensive by sprinkles:

SRAW said:

The engine is based on source

Source still?

In what causing a bot jumping all around and face the wall??? by sprinkles:

explain more please

In Prefabs Links? Prefabs vs models ? by sprinkles:

http://fpsbanana.com

In Need Pro help - Reliable channel overflowed by sprinkles:

This makes sense. You must calculate in the weapons and characters as well. A lot of people on the server would cause the error.

And, why do you need 490 entities?

In HELP PLZS by sprinkles:

It seems that hlbsp failed to generate the required point files. I believe this has to do with the lights.

Post your .bat and log files.

Do you have any crazy dynamic lights or lots of spot lights?

In Counter-Strike Global Offensive by sprinkles:

I was going to make a thread on this....

Looks like more noobs will be coming to superjer.com

[points towards *hint*]

In Making Objects size precise and realistic ? by sprinkles:

No. 1x1x1 is the smallest grid size and smallest block size.

In Whitelist by sprinkles:

I jus' wanted to verify this request. It's not some random noob claiming to know me, its a noob that actually knows me.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/72850/

Can I be whitelisted?

ingamename: sprinkles1435

In New Mapping Section by sprinkles:

In New Mapping Section by sprinkles:

superjer said:

Isn't that game not released until November?

Correct.

I love you too Rockbomb.

In New Mapping Section by sprinkles:

The third entry into the Elder Scrolls series is Skyrim. And I know you can map for Oblivion,and its fun. So I was wondering if we could open a mapping section for the new Skyrim (if you can map for it like Oblivion)?

In no buyable weapons by sprinkles:

Anis1302 said:

buq25 said:

Anis1302 said:

You can add info_game_parameters and under Weapon Buying you can put Neither Ct's and T's can't buy weapons !

Great, you're just 5 months late.

I'm just trying to help him !

I am pretty sure if he hasn't figured out a solution in 5 months...

In LoL by sprinkles:

SRAW said:

Also, I had to create a program to take the screenshot, cause I'm using a laptop, and I tried pressing all kind of print screening stuff and nothing worked T_T

Yeah it does that, but I want to know how.

In SuperJer.com Official Hiking Coterie by sprinkles:

Also we will have to go on a 5-7 day hiking trip.

In SuperJer.com Official Hiking Coterie by sprinkles:

So 20 miles in full battle rattle?

In SuperJer.com Official Hiking Coterie by sprinkles:

Hey rb, we should go hiking every week when I get back. 10 miles every Sunday?

In Another compilation error by sprinkles:

Read the above posts. You have the same problem, and thus require the same solution.

In Pointers to functions and complications using them by sprinkles:

This phone scrolls so well I read nothing above

In baby i am back by sprinkles:

Jus graduated bct got my HTC inspire on me :)

the_cloud_system said:

That's what I'm doing tonight.

Crown Royal and Black and Milds.

In I'm Leaving by sprinkles:

I don't do it for the money, there's bills that I can't pay.
I don't do it for the glory, I jus' do it anway.
Providing for the future's my responsibility.
Yeah, I'm real good under pressure, being all that I can be.

And, I can't call in sick on Monday when the weekend's been too strong.
I jus' work straight through the holidays, sometimes all night long.
You can bet that I stand ready when the wolf growls at the door.
Hey, I'm solid; hey, I'm steady; I'm true down to the core.

And, I will always do my duty no matter what the price.
I've counted up the cost I know the sacrifice.
Oh, and I don't want to die for you, but if dyin's asking me I'll bear that cross with honor, 'cause freedom don't come free.

I'm an American Soldier, an American.
Beside my brothers and my sisters I will proudly take a stand.
When liberty's in jeopardy I will always do what's right.
I'm out here on the front line, so sleep in peace tonight.
American Soldier, I'm an American Soldier.

Soldier's Creed
I am an American Soldier
I'm a Warrior and a member of a team
I serve the people of the United States, and I live the Amry Values
I will always place the mission first
I will never accept defeat
I never quit
I will never leave a fallen comrade
I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my warrior tasks and drills
I always maintain my arms, my equipment, and myself
I am an expert and I am a professional
I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy the enimies of the United States of America in close combat
I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life
I am an American Soldier

In I'm Leaving by sprinkles:

Well I know I've been dragging this out. I mean this truck is a week old already. But this is the last time I'll be on superjer.com for a while.

So peace niggers, if you're not a nigger then bye.

In compile by sprinkles:

The easiest way to compile faster is to make your map suck less (eg optimize it). Remove things that you don't need, use less entities, make VIS happy, etc.

In I'm Leaving by sprinkles:

Well I leave tomorrow at 2. I'll be at MEPS for 2 days, then on a plane to Fort Robinson. After 2 weeks there I will be on a plane to Fort Jackson.

See you in 7 months!

In I entered a contest by sprinkles:

Its sad that your parents didn't kill you at birth. Is there even a law in your country about killing deformed or retarded children? probably not.

P.S. I liked you more when you were banned.

Do you suspect the server will still be up in 7 months?

You probably did something wrong, that's why your map is lagging.[/sarcasm]

In :( by sprinkles:

bb said:

Sprinkles kinda said said:

I think DR is the kind of person who derives pleasure from hurting small animals.

I don't remember saying that, or anything like that.

In Example by sprinkles:

SolidKAYOS said:

Rockbomb said:

Mate de Vita said:

NatureJay said:

Rockbomb said:

NatureJay said:

aaronjer said:

If this turns into a quote chain everyone is banned. Everyone.

Well, I hate everyone here so that sounds like a challenge.

Hey, don't make quote chains, I don't feel like being banned again.

I might feel like getting banned and getting everyone else here banned. What do you say to that?!?

I'm speechless.

Don't quote chain man, ffs...

What?

Fuck Direct Tv! My bill on the 23 was $46, now (the 31) its $194. Bastards.

In Example by sprinkles:

I leave on Sunday at 2 for 7 months. I'm good for goal.

In Example by sprinkles:

^^

Check post above.

In Example by sprinkles:

hm?

Anyways RB:

Rockbomb said:

(which means go to the directory above, for those who don't know). So REALLY what it SHOULD do

Go to the directory above.

Rockbomb said:

I think this has something to do with /forum being a directory rather than an actual file, because if you specify a direct page, it works like it should.

Then you solved your own problem :P

In Example by sprinkles:

In clicking game by sprinkles:

Aaronjer likes having conversations with himself.

In The secrets of Pole Socking revealed! by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

In .Map to BSP by sprinkles:

Did you try glue and toothpicks?

I don't have a graphics card either. But, I do have a poor oriental kid that draws pretty pictures on the screen. He keeps asking when he will be getting paid, I tell him its all going into his 401k.

No matter how much I wash it its still going to need a new paint job. And it needs its bumper fixed, new tires. Oh and if anyone knows about the electrical system let me know, mines ALL fucked up. :(

I washed my truck, its all shiny now. :)

In I'm Leaving by sprinkles:

Mate de Vita said:

Rockbomb said:

There will be a going-away party for Sprinkles this upcoming Tuesday, if anyone happens to be in CO Springs and wants to join.

I live in Slovenia, but if you tell me when it's going to take place, I'll be sure to have some beer on the account of that party.

7:00 am to 3 or 4 in the afternoon.

I like how they attack things for you.

In I'm Leaving by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

Tuesday

Wednesday?

In I'm Leaving by sprinkles:

I leave next Sunday, 1 week. I'm not sure if I am excited or nervous.

In YOU ROAST MY BEEF! YOU SURE DO! by sprinkles:

I love your voice overs and animation. Can you do like a short cartoon? Like 5-10 mins?

In I'm Leaving by sprinkles:

If you hit the sgt they have a right to "reasonably restrain" you. Which pretty much means they will drop you (your face in the dirt).

In Uninstall/Remove a Driver by sprinkles:

So I installed some old game a while back. Apparently one of the drivers for this game isn't compatible with win7. So I uninstalled the game, but it left the driver. Is there anyway I can uninstall or remove the driver manually (I don't know which driver it is). I'm tired of Windows yelling at me about it (and of course they don't offer any solutions).

In how to change resolution? by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

(though isn't it -w and -h?).

Normally I'd agree, but with Valve you can never tell. Its probably -yettimonster -bobthebobslayer, I mean its Valve.

In I'm Leaving by sprinkles:

Mate de Vita said:

For how long?

27 weeks.

In I'm Leaving by sprinkles:

Wow! I jus' realized I leave in 12 days for BCT and AIT. I'm nervous now.

In please help.. not able to compile by sprinkles:

Its not hard. Look for the leak.

In The syntax of the command is incorrct. <---What?! Why?! by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

It has to be Mandarin.

Windows isn't made out of oranges!

In The syntax of the command is incorrct. <---What?! Why?! by sprinkles:

What language did you write the file in? Windows only understands Cantonese, so you have to write all batch files in Cantonese.

Hey! Did you guys know if you right click and scroll it will scroll all the way to the top or bottom?

In IE1 to IE9 plus HORSE PORN by sprinkles:

Everyone remember, when doing a historical timeline of a web browser include some reference to animal porn. Yeah, that'll get more viewers.

I kind of want to download the early versions of IE to see how they would run today. But, I suppose they wouldn't even run on win7 or vista. :/

In How do you do that thing, with the thing, and the video? by sprinkles:

Any ideas on how to get the height?

(and width)

So you take that stuff after 'watch?v=,' throw it behind 'youtube.com/v/,' and you're done!

In How do you do that thing, with the thing, and the video? by sprinkles:

Is that what superjer.com uses? Cause I'm getting text/html.

Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8 )

I guess all youtube videos have this:

  code
watch?v=

So I'll use regex to find that, then embed the video into an object or whatever.

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/412467/how-to-embed-youtube-videos-in-php

In New HL1 Mod by sprinkles:

So wait, why are you making a mod for a game that's 10+(?) years old now?

In How do you do that thing, with the thing, and the video? by sprinkles:

So, basically how can I find out if a link is a video or not? Cause youtube doesn't have the normal .avi, .mp4eg, .badmovie extensions. So like how would I do that?

(with PHP)

In New HL1 Mod by sprinkles:

the_cloud_system said:

SRAW said:

How'd you know sprinkles?!

cause hes got topings and sprinkels but no nuts

But, I can still cream!?

In New HL1 Mod by sprinkles:

Mate de Vita said:

Sprinkles, your sig doesn't work. I'm trying to order it with Nuts but the tick won't appear in the checkbox when I click it.

That's what she said?

In New HL1 Mod by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Oh, but it was going to get to this stage :D

How's that Alien Swarm Mod working out?

In New HL1 Mod by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Oh, but it was going to get to this stage :D

How's that Alien Swarm Mod working out?

In New HL1 Mod by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Oh, but it was going to get to this stage :D

How's that Alien Swarm Mod working out?

In New HL1 Mod by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Oh, but it was going to get to this stage :D

How's that Alien Swarm Mod working out?

In New HL1 Mod by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Oh, but it was going to get to this stage :D

How's that Alien Swarm Mod working out?

Wait, I forgot my initial plan! I was going to buy a nice gaming rig and use the rig I'm on now for my server. Thanks for reminding me!

http://www.slackiller.com/tutorials/tutorials/cars.htm

superjer said:

BTW: The current server is a crusty old Celeron with 1GB of rams and it don't work too good for Minecraft (or nothing).

I jus' threw my old server away (literally, its going in the bon fire). Are you looking to sell yours?

In "Confirm Form Resubmission" by sprinkles:

But its makes it too easy to double post now.

Can you make it so that it edits the post instead of makes a new one?

In "Confirm Form Resubmission" by sprinkles:

In Need a help by sprinkles:

In No one noticed this before?! by sprinkles:

Lol, I never noticed there was a button at the top.

P.S.
Its still like that.

We should have like a scavenger hunt for stuff like that. Does superjer.com have any easter eggs?

In Shen by sprinkles:

In Surf help by sprinkles:

Get a drink?

In water is so bright [1.6] by sprinkles:

Use a different texture.

In Texturing by sprinkles:

Where do you learn all this stuff?

In clicking game by sprinkles:

How do you beat the boss?

In How to make multiple clipping tool clipping points? by sprinkles:

No.

In Texturing by sprinkles:

You're supposed to right-click the brush (left click selects the face of the brush).

In Can you get Microsoft Word? by sprinkles:

phoenix_r said:

sprinkles said:

I get Office free with my AKO account.

Our tax dollars at work.
AKO, isn't that a contradiction of terms?

Army Knowledge Online. Not sure what you're talking about.

You're going to have to pirate that shit. My CaC wont work, its fucking pissing me off.

In Can you get Microsoft Word? by sprinkles:

I get Office free with my AKO account. Do you need me to get it (I get other shit for free too; anti-virus, etc.)?

In Some stuff I miss :( by sprinkles:

NatureJay said:

Surge

I used to drink them by the 24 pack!
So good.

In pointers by sprinkles:

So the pointer acts jus like the class?

In pointers by sprinkles:

Can I have a real life example? I still can't get the concept.

In pointers by sprinkles:

Sorry I should have been more specific. I know what a pointer is. I jus don't know what the point is for using them.
So when do you use a pointer? And why?

In pointers by sprinkles:

What's the purpose of pointers? Everyone uses them. Don't they refrence things?

In Anyone knowledgeable in the car stereo field? by sprinkles:

Explain? I have no clue what you're talking about.

In Anyone knowledgeable in the car stereo field? by sprinkles:

You don't have to match Ohms, they're completely independent of your build.

In Anyone knowledgeable in the car stereo field? by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

So there would be no benefits to using higher ohms, it just lets you adjust how many watts are being put out, right?

You can't control the Ohms. Its a property of the circuits and wires.

In wat do u think my new sig? by sprinkles:

the_cloud_system said:

20 kills 2 deaths?

In wat do u think my new sig? by sprinkles:

I jus' went 20-2.

In Anyone knowledgeable in the car stereo field? by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

So the more ohms, the less watts.

Ohms measure resistance. So the more Ohms the less electricity can flow.

In screen is black by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

sprinkles said:

Get rid of Windows.

Problem solved.

I got rid of mine, but now there's a really bad draft in my house. Any solutions?

Patch it with oatmeal.

In Anyone knowledgeable in the car stereo field? by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

First off, do I need a capacitor for something like this?

The capacitor saves your battery from being drained. So, for pretty much any sound system you should get it. Or you can get a spare battery and run it off that. I've seen both setups, but can't really say what is better.

Rockbomb said:

Also, does an amp split the watts between speakers? (ie, an 800W amp would give 400W or 800W to each speaker?)

An 800 watt amp will put out 800 watts. The more speakers you hook up will split the amount of power you get. Thusly, an 800 watt amp will give 2 speakers 400 watts a piece (ideally, but 1 speaker could demand more power, and thus take it).

Don't forget you can tune amps. So if you have an 800 watt amp at max it will put out 800 watts. However, you can tune it to put out less wattage.

In screen is black by sprinkles:

Get rid of Windows.

Problem solved.

In maps by sprinkles:

I have a feeling that anything you make in 3Ds Max will be to complex to actually work in Hammer/Counter Strike.

Why not jus' map with Hammer?

In Hey , I need a .prt file by sprinkles:

When hlbsp finishes correctly it generates the .prt file.

Post your entire compile log.

Rockbomb said:

I'm getting pretty tired of windows 7's "security"...

When I used to do .Net programming it was a bitch. I wasn't allowed to copy files from the Program Files dir, let alone ask for privileges to do so.

Wait, no, I wasn't even allowed to search through the Program Files dir for anything.

superjer said:

Is this some kind of Windows Vista/7 thing

It started with Vista; its part of UAC. You cannot copy files from the command prompt without admin privileges.

In lava lamp by sprinkles:

nectar said:

one question, isnt wax less denser than the water? so the wax will float up and it wont sink? i saw u add something but there isnt any house hold item? or something?

That's the whole point. When wax is in its solid form it is more dense then water, thusly it sinks in water. However, when wax is in a liquid form it is less dense the water, thusly floating or rising in water. The wax on the bottom gets heated by the coil making it less dense than water and rise. The wax at the top is cooled making it more dense than the water and sinks.

In Kayos' Music by sprinkles:

sprinkles said:

SolidKAYOS said:

FL studio

In Portal file missing! ~:( by sprinkles:

- Warning: Larger than expected texture (251052 bytes): 'CAR'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (270092 bytes): '{BURNSWINDOW'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'NUKEOUTSIDE'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (348972 bytes): 'TRAILER'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (261932 bytes): '{PLEXFLASH'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (196652 bytes): 'COMICSTORE'
- Warning: Larger than expected texture (261932 bytes): '{RADIO'
- Contains 1 used texture, 20.00 percent of map (110 textures in wad)

Warning: ::FindTexture() texture WALL002 not found!
Warning: ::LoadLump() texture WALL002 not found!
Texture usage is at 0.05 mb (of 4.00 mb MAX)

Your textures cannot be larger than 256x256. And, it seems your wad is corrupt.

In What's More Important? by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

Is it YOUR house? If not, get the mouse

Well according to the lease I'm a 'partner.' But, essentially, yes.

In What's More Important? by sprinkles:

So what's more important:
1) Helping put a down payment on a house
2) New Cyborg mouse

I'm leaning towards the mouse.

In Counter-Strike 1.6 map making error by sprinkles:

No.

In Counter-Strike 1.6 map making error by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

But Sprinkles, the leeches.

Leeches are beneficial. For example, they help remove blood clots...by sucking your blood (and those nasty platelets that stick together).

In Counter-Strike 1.6 map making error by sprinkles:

deleniz said:

I drew the blocks inte each other, so that they're not layed on top of each other, theyre inside eachother.

Don't do that. It makes it exponentially harder for VIS to do its job.

In Kayos' Music by sprinkles:

SolidKAYOS said:

WellImona new computer and wanting to work on FL studio again. Ive gotten a greater understanding on what to do and i dont have it o this computer and i cant find a keygen..

I'll patch it. Give me a dl link.

In tie something to 2 entities by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

I think Sprinkles was being sarcastic and making fun of how little the halflife engine can handle... I think.

Not my first intent.

Kotohunter said:

Why would it be stupid to have more possibilities? I'm going to have to disagree here...

Because, the game engine wouldn't know how to render it, or how it would function.

Kotohunter said:

the rotate entity would make it rotate and the breakable entity would make it breakable.. sounds reasonable to me..

Don't take this reply the wrong way though, I do appreciate the help! Thanks!

How does the game engine know how breakable-rotating objects function?

Now I'm not saying you can't have an entity that can break and rotate. I'm saying the game engine doesn't know how to render two entities on one object.

In train by sprinkles:

Use func_train.

In Made a New Video by sprinkles:

You realize what that implies right?

In Made a New Video by sprinkles:

SolidKAYOS said:

Go fuck yourself.

I've tried, but my penis doesn't bend well enough.

In Made a New Video by sprinkles:

Watch Spartacus, if you want to see really bad blood special effects.

http://www.starz.com/originals/spartacus

In tie something to 2 entities by sprinkles:

You can't, pick one entity. It would be stupid to be able to assign multiple entities to one object. How would you expect it to function?

In lava lamp by sprinkles:

Take the heating coil off of your stove.

Map Properties->Max View Distance

In killing doors by sprinkles:

There is some property, such as damage when blocked, or something. Use that.

I meant about not having the required privileges.

Don't you love how I tell people what the problem is, and not how to fix it. :)

In Weight loss and me. by sprinkles:

UberJer said:

wake up two pounds lighter than you were?

No. The doctors at MEPS gave me shit about losing 2 pounds!

nevertheless said:

Access Denied.
0 file<s> copied.
Press any key to continue...

You do not have the required privileges to copy files.

nevertheless said:

Failed to initalize authentication interface. Exiting...

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=961363

BTW, that link is the first thing that pops up when you google it.
Try harder next time.

In Weight loss and me. by sprinkles:

aaronjer said:

No it's not. I have to spend nearly 3 times as much money on food as the average person. I hate my metabolism with a fiery passion.

Agreed.

In Chrome Plugins by sprinkles:

Its all done with javascript. It should be fairly easy to get the CSS. Jus' grab the head section, and search for the link, or inline stuff. Do that first, I'd say, then jus' display the result.

I'm in no way sure how you would change this actively. The best guess I would say is: You reload the page, then change the CSS (The extension will run before the page is actually loaded).

I think.

You never carve anything except a rectangle into a rectangle.

In Chrome Plugins by sprinkles:

It works with page actions. I'm not sure about the rest though.

Here is a CSS tester thing: http://superjer.com/sprinkles/0.2_0/

Here is NotScripts: http://superjer.com/sprinkles/0.9.6_0/

Those should help you with page actions.

In Chrome Plugins by sprinkles:

http://superjer.com/sprinkles/chrome%20extension/

Hope that helps with the basics.

Rockbomb said:

Don't ever carve anything...

Mate de Vita said:

Never ever ever carve...

In Fan Problems by sprinkles:

buq25 said:

overheatings.

In Fan Problems by sprinkles:

Fixed. I'll post the solution after a game of LoL.

In Fan Problems by sprinkles:

There is nothing in there. I mean there is a little bit of dust on the fan fins, but nothing else. Nonetheless, I'm calling Dell to complain.

Warranty expired, Dell wont even let me call them unless I pay a $60 service charge or some shit. Faggots.

In Fan Problems by sprinkles:

Will that void my warranty? If not then yes, else no.

In Fan Problems by sprinkles:

Ok, so the temps reached 133 F and showed no signs of going down.I shut that bitch down asap. Any ideas?

In Fan Problems by sprinkles:

Temps are normal I guess.

Then the cpu temp goes up to 115 F.

122 F!
They have a fire icon next to them!!!

In Fan Problems by sprinkles:

Any clue what is causing this? It will run like that for 10-20 seconds then cut off. Repeat. However, randomly, it will decide to run fine.

Dell Insprion 1545
Intel Pentium Dual Core @ 2.1 GH

In Firework by sprinkles:

Apparently they can do more than jus' rap.

In Tasty Town by sprinkles:

Its the pink hair.

In Tasty Town by sprinkles:

I'd stick it in her ass.

In Endless floor by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

Outcast said:

waiting 5 hours to download

We're not in 1990. Upgrade to something other than dialup

lol joke of the week? or joke of the weak?

lol that was bad

In eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr by sprinkles:

In MAX_MAP_BRUSHSIDES and func_details. by sprinkles:

I'm sorry but I don't think any of us here are too familiar to Source.

You can't use func_walls outside of a map it would cause you a leak. The clip texture can be found when you download zhlt (zhlt.wad).

SRAW said:

sprinkles said:

SRAW said:

(ctrl+a)

Resizes the view windows, it does not select everything.

I said I don't have hammer anymore so I can't remember

Then don't give advice....

SRAW said:

(ctrl+a)

Resizes the view windows, it does not select everything.

In Tasty Town by sprinkles:

I regret watching that video, because it now has 1 more view, and it shouldn't.

In Maximum .WAD File Size ? by sprinkles:

GanJa said:

I want to UN-Merge the whole thing into 2 smaller .WADs

Copy pasta that shit. I think the max size allowed (of a wad) is 4 mb.

Down Rodeo said:

Yes, brushes textured with CLIP are invisible but stop players moving through.

Nades, bullets, or anything that is not a player can go through it though.

If you want an impenetrable barrier, that is nothing can go through it. Make the brush with AAA texture, then make it a func_wall.

In Endless floor by sprinkles:

SRAW said:

funk

We're not in 1970...

In Zbot freezing cs during analyzing? by sprinkles:

guava said:

fudge is causing the freezing

In favicon.ico by sprinkles:

nvm

In Spider crab sheds shell by sprinkles:

The only thing that really makes me sick is surgery. Like "I have to cut you open to take your liver out." kind of surgery.

In Security by sprinkles:

I don't get this stuff.

In Security by sprinkles:

U+0305
̀
̠

͏ ͜ ͏

In Fun With Windows Speech Recognition by sprinkles:

Here's what Windows thought I said:

windows said:

< BR/>
Public function snowboard ()
{
For each ($I= 0; $I less than 52
I love Malibu so much that she doesn't even know I love her. Thank you for your time. I'm cutting her right now and she adores it because she is a whore best bark by a left of the Chinese Aristide LAC Dolores it because he's a horror best by Chris but it's a new state that still has its share of the bigger of this should I do that if there is the lack of dollars it because see he's a far the spikes Fiske is that they state that they live in their bigger the asphalt you broke selected for the 18th lotion if I didn't lose a little of that battle at all like and broke windows of I broke my ego node as I broke my flat denials what if a boobs a yearbook the high will owe you wanna talk to the crazy machine that does have a clue what's going on 11 nice for Ya wanna bark no barking of earth I love you too will will allow bill weld as in the kind of bucking three of my guy out windows he thought windows use that windows you stock sock stock bucking sock windows CE stock and why of this could go on for hours willow when does the city and know what the folks coming on the infant's head back to the craziest bit was like a Baghdad story are read by a drunk man I said at the battered stories written by a drunk man that the story be a ad of the Hague of this is the consent didn't hear one of the insane when the loudoun download and that other programs so I can get to sit down Ali que would use the Beckett and play Allah well here you can even do that for me like why can I play allow with this stupid speech recognition said what was that I just felt that a tire for the paragraph and say what was that the this to estimate the length.
Stop stop stop this is enough you wore retarded you are recorded retarded thank you you work hard black dance is betting that close to being right
Up a line up a line goal of the flocking line; $I++)
{

}

}

In Dissapear by sprinkles:

Is it a really big area?

In Error: Bad surface extents (8 x 3479) by sprinkles:

It has to do with your texture(s). Usually when a texture is stretched more than 10x10 you get this error. Very small brushes are the most common place for this error. This won't show up in the "check for errors" function in hammer.

In CT and T Problem!!! by sprinkles:

Post this in the right section.

In Funny Pictures by sprinkles:

In Spider crab sheds shell by sprinkles:

That shit's pretty cool.

In Spider crab sheds shell by sprinkles:

I thought they were supposed to eat their old shell?

In Topic Related Thread. by sprinkles:

That's his husband.

In PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEE help by sprinkles:

I like how your long, annoying title fucked up RB's signature. Oh, and if you can't figure it out yourself GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER. God, you sound like my mom. :/

In Security by sprinkles:

So here is what I have, its pretty simple. This will disallow HTML tags, PHP tags, whitespaces (spaces, tabs, line breaks, carriage returns, etc.).

php code

<?php
class Protect
{
    public function Strip($string)
    {
        if (!empty($string))
        {
            $string = html_entity_decode($string);
            $string = strip_tags($string);
            $string = trim($string);
            $string = preg_replace("/\s/","",$string);
        }
        else
        {
            return false;
        }
        
        return $string;
    }

}
?>

In PLZ help..i goonnna cry =D by sprinkles:

dexter said:

hlvis: Error: Portal file 'catpee.prt' does not exist, cannot vis the map... what that means?>

superjer said:

That error is from hlvis and means hlbsp had a problem. hlbsp will create the .prt file if it works ok.

Check the log file for an error specifically from hlbsp, like a LEAK.

In PLZ help..i goonnna cry =D by sprinkles:

Warning: No entities exist in hull 0, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 1, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 2, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 3, no filling performed for this hull

In Security by sprinkles:

There is a lot more to do than jus' that.

Quote:

remember that trim doesn't work inside a string, just on the borders

New question: How do I strip whitespaces within a string?

php code

<?php
preg_replace("/\s/g","",$string);
?>

In Security by sprinkles:

So I found a security hole in my register page. Basically, the javascript that checks the inputs only checks for string length. So <textarea> would pass javascripts checks. However, in php I strip html tags. Then I check if the string is empty. This does not account for whitespaces though! So, " <img>" would pass all checks (empty() only checks if the string is null or empty).
That is:
Javascript would see there is enough chars.
PHP would strip the html tags, leaving us with " " (from above).
And empty would check to see if the string is null or empty (does not include whitespaces).

This brings something to question. Would the trim function work after I strip html tags? As the link says,"This function returns a string with whitespace stripped from the beginning and end of str." So if the string only contains whitespaces does it still strip it?

In Tutorial: Custom Apache 403 Message by sprinkles:

Wow. As the first ever superjerdotcom tutorial I thought it would get more comments.

In Compiling, no error but cs won't start up. by sprinkles:

superjer fixed it.

In Compiling, no error but cs won't start up. by sprinkles:

zomg, the attn button is broken! Call a plumber!

In How do I remove access from a certain page? by sprinkles:

I would suggest uninstalling it. Jus' download it and copy pasta that shit. Then use the .htaccess file.

In Compiling, no error but cs won't start up. by sprinkles:

So you want him to know you were drinking? Unusual.

In How do I remove access from a certain page? by sprinkles:

why is it in etc/? apt-get install phpmyadmin?

In Compiling, no error but cs won't start up. by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Oh, awesome! You're a "pick a fight over the internet" man! :D

I will swim to fucking Scotland and kick your ass to Saudi Arabia.

In Tutorial: Custom Apache 403 Message by sprinkles:

For ~~that bitch ass nigger~~ Rockbomb:

In How do I remove access from a certain page? by sprinkles:

http://home.golden.net/htaccess.html said:

This only requires the .htaccess file. There are two approaches to restricting by IP address:

a) deny everyone access, then allow certain hosts/IP addresses

AuthName "Lee's Secret Area"
AuthType Basic
<Limit GET POST>
order deny,allow
deny from all
allow from 199.166.210.
allow from .golden.net
allow from proxy.aol.com
allow from fish.wiretap.net
</Limit>

b) allow everyone except for certain hosts/IP addresses

AuthName "Lee's Secret Area"
AuthType Basic
<Limit GET POST>
order allow,deny
allow from all
deny from .microsoft.com
deny from .evil-hackers.org
deny from 24.112.106.235
deny from morphine.wiretap.net
</Limit>

In How do I remove access from a certain page? by sprinkles:

If yo disallow access to other people you will also disallow access to for yourself. My I suggest my php login script?

In Apache 403 by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

I'm a little confused. What file do I add these directives to?

You can add them to an .htaccess file, for a specific dir. Or you can edit /etc/apache2/apache2.conf. There will be a section about error directives.

In Did you know? by sprinkles:

In LoL, not CS. Remember we're in 2010, not 1999.

In Did you know? by sprinkles:

Did you know, I have a kill ratio of 17:1?

In Compiling, no error but cs won't start up. by sprinkles:

Da Fleegsta said:

the_cloud_system said:

Da Fleegsta said:

\users\chris\desktop\wads\halflife.wad

your .wad goes in your zhilt folder...

and no its not out dated its just not retard proof

Lol, you're one to talk. What you said is not only incorrect, but completely irrelevent to the problem. Ha, thanks anyway kid.

Ironically I jus' got out of a fight. Don't fuck with cloud, kid. I'm not hesitant in the least about beating the shit out of someone I don't know for no reason.

In Anyway you could possibly check out these videos by sprinkles:

superjerdotcom

In Apache 403 by sprinkles:

Whoa! How did you get overlapping text!?

Ok.

relative -100px

In Apache 403 by sprinkles:

Answer:
http://www.devshed.com/c/a/Apache/Custom-Error-Pages-with-Apache/1/

In Apache 403 by sprinkles:

Quote:

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /sprinkles/foras/admin/admin.php on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

Apache/2.2.11 (Ubuntu) PHP/5.2.6-3ubuntu4.6 with Suhosin-Patch Server at 192.168.2.2 Port 80

In japannu by sprinkles:

Zarathustra said:

the_cloud_system said:

HOW DOZ I SPEAK ENGLISH!!

What.

Omg, its like a family reunion!

In It's not really the right place for this by sprinkles:

I think we've already had a truck on this.

In Does anything change around here? by sprinkles:

So is this like a visit or are you going to stay?

Is this some kind of cruel joke!? Or is The Legendary Edan back!?

!?

In What Happens When You Max Out Your RAM? by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

aaronjer said:

I'll bet you say that to all the girls.

>Implying I've ever seen a real live girl.

What about movie chick?

In What Happens When You Max Out Your RAM? by sprinkles:

I wanted to know, so:

Apparently I don't have enough programs on my rig.

But serious, what happens when I max out my RAM? like for realz 100% maxed out?

In I Suck at JavaScript! by sprinkles:

Superjer is right.

In -_- by sprinkles:

idk, I know it only looped once though.

In I Suck at JavaScript! by sprinkles:

I can't even enable a button!

:/

javascript code
<script type="javascript"> 
function validateName()
{
	var username= document.register.registerUsername;
	if (username != "")
	{
		document.getElementById("submit").disabled = false;
	}
}
</script>

html code
<div align="center" class="register">
<h3>Register</h3>
<form action="!register.php" method="post" name="register">
<table width="300px">
<tr>
<td>Username:</td>
<td><input type="text" name="registerUsername" id="registerUsername" onchange="validateName()" onblur="validateName()" /></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Password:</td>
<td><input type="password" name="registerPassword" id="registerPassword" onchange="validatePassword()" onblur="validatePassword()" /></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Repeat Password:</td>
<td><input type="password" name="registerPassword2" id="registerPassword2" onchange="validatePassword2()" onblur="validatePassword2()" /></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Email:</td>
<td><input type="text" name="registerEmail" id="registerEmail" onchange="validateEmail()" onblur="validateEmail()" /></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Repeat Email:</td>
<td><input type="text" name="registerEmail2" id="registerEmail2" onchange="validateEmail2()" onblur="validateEmail2()" /></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td></td><td><input type="submit" id="submit" value="Register" name="register" disabled="disable"/></td>
</tr>
</table>
</form>

In -_- by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

tells the program you want to access the method FindWorlds from $world?

php code

<?php
require_once 'database.php';

// all we need to do is display, get, or set data
class World
{
    public $id;
    public $name;
    public $description;
    public $threads;
    public $lastPost;
    public $numberOfCategories; 
    
    public function __construct($inId=null, $inName=null, $inThread=null, $inLastPost=null)
    {
        $this->id = $inId;
        $this->name = $inName;    
        $this->thread = $inThread;
        $this->lastPost = $inLastPost;
    }
    /*
     * Determine the amount of worlds
     */
    public function FindWorlds()
    {
        //$database = new Database();
        //$countRowsConnect = $database->ConnectToDatabase("general");
        $countRowsConnect= mysql_connect("127.0.0.1","general","g-g-g-godlike");
        mysql_select_db("general");
        $countRows = mysql_query("SELECT `id` FROM `world`");
        $this->numberOfCategories = mysql_num_rows($countRows);
        //mysql_free_result($countRows);
        //mysql_close($countRowsConnect);
        return $this->numberOfCategories;
    }
    /* 
     * Get data from mysql 
     */
    public function GetData($worldId)
    {
        //connect to mysql
        //$database = new Database();
        //$getDataConnect = $database->ConnectToDatabase("general");
        $getDataConnect= mysql_connect("127.0.0.1","general","g-g-g-godlike");
        mysql_select_db("general");
        $getData = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `world` WHERE `id`='$worldId'");
        $Data = mysql_fetch_assoc($getData);
        
        $this->id = $Data['id'];
        $this->name = $Data['name'];
        $this->description = $Data['description'];
        $this->lastPost = $Data['most recent'];
        
        //mysql_free_result($getData);
        //mysql_close($getDataConnect);
        
        // Get most recent post information (name, time, etc)
        $this->lastPost = $this->GetMostRecent($this->id);
        // Get number of threads
        $this->threads = $this->GetThreads($this->id);
        
        
        return true;
        
    }
    /* 
     * Set data, does not modify mysql
     */
    public function SetData()
    {
        
    }
    /*
     * Sets data, modifies general.world
     */
    public function Update()
    {
        
    }
    /*
     * Display data, must call GetData first, otherwise the function will return false
     */
    public function DisplayWorld()
    {
        // if we don't make sure we call getdata we cannot display anything!
        if(    empty($this->id) || empty($this->name) || empty($this->description) || empty($this->threads) || empty($this->lastPost) )
        {
            return false;
        }
        else 
        {
            
            return true;
        }
    }
    
    private function GetMostRecent($worldId)
    {
        $mostRecentQuery = mysql_query("SELECT `most recent` FROM `world` where id=$worldId");
        $mostRecent = mysql_fetch_assoc($mostRecentQuery);
        $mostRecentPost = $mostRecent['most recent'];
        $mostRecentData = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM region WHERE world=$worldId ORDER BY date DESC");
        $final = mysql_fetch_assoc($mostRecentData);
        return  $final['poster'] . "," .$final['date'];
    }
    
    private function GetThreads($worldId)
    {
        $threadsQuery = mysql_query("SELECT id FROM region WHERE world=$worldId");
        return mysql_num_rows($threadsQuery);
    }
    
    public function __destruct()
    {
        // Dark ages? (celestial year 60ish?)
    }
} // end class world

// moar code less comments!
class Land
{
    
} // end class land

class Region
{
    
} // end class region

?>

In -_- by sprinkles:

So I fixed this by putting $world->FindWorlds outside of the for loop.

php code

<?php
$iterations = $world->FindWorlds();
for ($i=0; $i <= $iterations-1; $i++)
?>

I still don't know why it wouldn't throw an error. I'm assuming it has something to do with the '->'.

In -_- by sprinkles:

My for loop only goes through once. :/

php code

<?php
$world = new World(); // trunk/core.php
$counter = 0;
for ($i=0; $i <= $world->FindWorlds; $i++)
{
    $counter++;
    $world->GetData($counter);

    // $displayWorld = $world->DisplayWorld();
    // if($displayWorld===false)
    // {
        // die("if(\$displayWorld===false)");// encountered an error    
    // }
    // else
    //{
        echo $world->id . "<br />";
        echo $world->name . "<br />";
        echo $world->description . "<br />";
        echo $world->threads . "<br />";
        echo $world->lastPost . "<br />";
        echo "<be />";
    //}
?>

php code

<?php
public function FindWorlds()
    {
        //$database = new Database();
        //$countRowsConnect = $database->ConnectToDatabase("general");
        $countRowsConnect= mysql_connect("127.0.0.1","general","g-g-g-godlike");
        mysql_select_db("general");
        $countRows = mysql_query("SELECT `id` FROM `world`");
        $this->numberOfCategories = mysql_num_rows($countRows);
        //mysql_free_result($countRows);
        //mysql_close($countRowsConnect);
        return $this->numberOfCategories;
    }
?>

In How i can find brush/brush outside world by sprinkles:

I believe hammer has some kind of 'go to brush #' function somewhere.

In at night @_@ by sprinkles:

What game is that?

In omg halp me pls!!! by sprinkles:

Marry your mom?

In you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons by sprinkles:

Lulz.

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

In Here we go again by sprinkles:

"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo. My dog ate this resurrected truck. So he could re-resurrect this truck. With his bare toes that are

In Here we go again by sprinkles:

"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo. My dog ate this resurrected truck. So he could re-resurrect this truck.

In Here we go again by sprinkles:

"There's a post that deserves deletion. I kid, I kid." said Down Rodeo. My dog ate

SRAW said:

superjer said:

The vent server has been down since the hardware change and relocation to Seattle.

I wasn't even running it. Some Canadian was.

Would that canadian just happen to be you?

Only French people have goatees.

In HNNNGGG!!!! Error: Portal file by sprinkles:

Warning: More than 8 wadfiles are in use. (9)
Warning: No entities exist in hull 0, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 1, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 2, no filling performed for this hull
Warning: No entities exist in hull 3, no filling performed for this hull

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/360259/sftp-c-library said:

Do you guys still play this?

Caves fucking suck. Whenever I make one it always fills up with water. ,'(

In GetAsyncKeyState by sprinkles:

The real question is:
What is the fastest, most secure, least problematic way to transfer files to a remote host?

In Completely [i]Not[/i] Worth Your Time by sprinkles:

Lulz, I completely forgot about KBs.

In Completely [i]Not[/i] Worth Your Time by sprinkles:

So my friend and I were talking about his 2tb hard drive and int64's. int64 is 64 bits or 8 bytes, and can store a number from -9^18 to 9^18. We were trying to figure out how big of a number a 2tb hard drive can store, roughly. Here's the math that I worked out, I have no clue if its right.

2(tb)x1000=2000(gb)x1000=2000000(mb)x1000=2000000000(bytes)

So a 2 terabyte hard drive is 2^9 bytes. Right?
Given that 8 bytes can store a number up to 9^18 we divide (2^9)/8 giving us 250000000 8 byte sectors. We then multiply 2.5^8 by 9^18 (2.5^8)(9^18). That gives us 2.2(10^22). So a 2tb hard drive should be able to, roughly, store a number up to 22000000000000000000000.
Right?

In GetAsyncKeyState by sprinkles:

You should use sftp instead its 'better.'

ibcurl is a free and easy-to-use client-side URL transfer library, supporting FTP, FTPS, HTTP, HTTPS, SCP, SFTP, TFTP, TELNET, DICT, LDAP, LDAPS and FILE. libcurl supports SSL certificates, HTTP POST, HTTP PUT, FTP uploading, HTTP form based upload, proxies, cookies, user+password authentication (Basic, Digest, NTLM, Negotiate, Kerberos4), file transfer resume, http proxy tunneling and more!

libcurl is highly portable, it builds and works identically on numerous platforms, including Solaris, NetBSD, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, Darwin, HPUX, IRIX, AIX, Tru64, Linux, UnixWare, HURD, Windows, Amiga, OS/2, BeOs, Mac OS X, Ultrix, QNX, OpenVMS, RISC OS, Novell NetWare, DOS and more...

Chilkat C++ SFTP Library+ code
#include <CkSFtp.h>

void ChilkatSample(void)
    {
    //  Important: It is helpful to send the contents of the
    //  sftp.LastErrorText property when requesting support.

    CkSFtp sftp;

    //  Any string automatically begins a fully-functional 30-day trial.
    bool success;
    success = sftp.UnlockComponent("Anything for 30-day trial");
    if (success != true) {
        printf("%s\n",sftp.lastErrorText());
        return;
    }

    //  Set some timeouts, in milliseconds:
    sftp.put_ConnectTimeoutMs(5000);
    sftp.put_IdleTimeoutMs(10000);

    //  Connect to the SSH server.
    //  The standard SSH port = 22
    //  The hostname may be a hostname or IP address.
    long port;
    const char * hostname;
    hostname = "www.my-ssh-server.com";
    port = 22;
    success = sftp.Connect(hostname,port);
    if (success != true) {
        printf("%s\n",sftp.lastErrorText());
        return;
    }

    //  Authenticate with the SSH server.  Chilkat SFTP supports
    //  both password-based authenication as well as public-key
    //  authentication.  This example uses password authenication.
    success = sftp.AuthenticatePw("myLogin","myPassword");
    if (success != true) {
        printf("%s\n",sftp.lastErrorText());
        return;
    }

    //  After authenticating, the SFTP subsystem must be initialized:
    success = sftp.InitializeSftp();
    if (success != true) {
        printf("%s\n",sftp.lastErrorText());
        return;
    }

    //  Open a file for writing on the SSH server.
    //  If the file already exists, it is overwritten.
    //  (Specify "createNew" instead of "createTruncate" to
    //  prevent overwriting existing files.)
    const char * handle;
    handle = sftp.openFile("hamlet.xml","writeOnly","createTruncate");
    if (handle == 0 ) {
        printf("%s\n",sftp.lastErrorText());
        return;
    }

    //  Upload from the local file to the SSH server.
    success = sftp.UploadFile(handle,"c:/temp/hamlet.xml");
    if (success != true) {
        printf("%s\n",sftp.lastErrorText());
        return;
    }

    //  Close the file.
    success = sftp.CloseHandle(handle);
    if (success != true) {
        printf("%s\n",sftp.lastErrorText());
        return;
    }

    printf("Success.\n");
    }

http://www.chilkatsoft.com/ssh-sftp-c++.asp

In GetAsyncKeyState by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

But I'd still like to know if there is a good alternative to GetAsyncKeyState, preferably one that'd work on windows/linux/max

Here's a great way to record keys that works with windows/mac/linux/everything else. Setup a video camera behind the computer aimed at the keyboard and have it send the feed wirelessly to the receiver in your van parked outside. Yes, that was on Law and Order (SVU).

In Member Pics by sprinkles:

So my friend brought his gear back from the field and I jus' had to. BTW, the brown blurry thing is the Loch Ness Monster. I keep it in pool under my bed.

In Caption Pictures by sprinkles:

In Java file parsers by sprinkles:

What are you trying to do?

Most men are interested in laster longer, but not superjer! He's in then out.

Fuck it I know I fucked that sentence up. Get over it.

In Funny Pictures by sprinkles:

In Hey prinkels by sprinkles:

Fuck no!
I'll make a patch for it myself.

In The M-I-N-E-C-R-A-F-T railway tutoral! by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

I think you keep going until you hit a stack overflow. Must try this when I'm on my laptop.

lulz
+rep

I kinda want this game now.

Post the info again please.

aaronjer said:

And Jake?!. Seriously. Get on the superjer.com vent server around 4PM-2AM and I'll very likely be on, and then we can play Dota. Not playing Dota is a crime.

Superjer has a vent?

I like how 2 of the gauges in the plane work, and the rest are static. Classic.

In SSH app for Blackberry by sprinkles:

That's right! There is a SSH app for Blackberry. Now I can pretend to be working when I'm not!

http://www.xk72.com/midpssh/

In Blacklist by sprinkles:

superjer said:

Basically, if a user drops cookies and can change IPs, you can't stop them.

I jus' held off 5 champions myself for an hour, I don't think this will stop me.

In I mustache you guys a question by sprinkles:

In Blacklist by sprinkles:

Obviously you can blacklist someone by their ip, but is there any other way you can blacklist someone? Say they use a proxy, how can I make sure they're still blacklisted? subnet? some other way?

In LoL by sprinkles:

sprinkles said:

What's your in game name?

In Brother's House Caught on Fire (pics) by sprinkles:

molkman said:

So there were only smoke detectors at the floor below the one that caught fire?

There was only 1 floor, the fire started in the attic.

In LoL by sprinkles:

We jus' had a game that lasted an hour.

In Brother's House Caught on Fire (pics) by sprinkles:

superjer said:

So were there working smoke detectors in the house? Either way it sounds like got really lucky. I'm going to have to make you a fire-survivor medal or something.

Remember -- next time the power company tries to kill you, just call Sprinkles. He'll save your family and your pets.

Yes, there was. The problem was the fire started above the smoke detectors. And, lulz at the second part.

In LoL by sprinkles:

What's your in game name?

In LoL by sprinkles:

Is it an MMO?

In help... by sprinkles:

Make it out of water.

In Brother's House Caught on Fire (pics) by sprinkles:

In sezure prone by sprinkles:

Why does that shit cause people to have seizures anyways?

In Brother's House Caught on Fire (pics) by sprinkles:

He's trolling on the internet. Its not something to take seriously no matter what he says. I'm not offended by it in the least, because I know, face to face, he would never say that shit. Jus' like I know he'd never call a gangster a nigger to his face, or laugh at a rape victim. He sees the distance between him and whoever he is trolling as security, which makes him a pussy.

The worst thing you can do to a troll is ignore him. He is only interested in your responses, in making you mad or sad. SRAW is the type of person that hurts animals and then laughs about it. SRAW is truly fucked up in the head.

In Ubuntu User Groups by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

Don't give them the root password.

They enter their password not the roots.

To answer my own question, you have to edit the etc/sudouser or whatever.

In Ubuntu User Groups by sprinkles:

How can I disable the sudo command for certain user groups.

In Brother's House Caught on Fire (pics) by sprinkles:

It actually was an electrical fire. The power company came out before hand and was trying to solve the power outage problem. In doing so they decided to mess with the breakers inside the house. Apparently they're not allowed to do that. So they're (the reality company) rebuilding the house for free and putting in a second floor. Also, they're suing the power company.

In Brother's House Caught on Fire (pics) by sprinkles:

I told RB I'd get some pics for him, so I did.

The Story:
My sister-in-law called me up and told me I needed to spend the night at their house, because there was an electrician coming out the next day. Everything was fine that night, and I fell asleep on the couch.

I woke up, I can't remember what time, and felt absolutely sick to my stomach. I felt worse than when I had food poisoning at MEPS. So I sat-up and eventually the sickness went away. I woke up sometime later, and jus' felt like there was something wrong. I got up and turned the light on. Then I noticed there was a hole in the ceiling and a little flame beyond it.

Next thing I remember is waking up on the floor. I got up and woke my sister-in-law and her daughter up. We made it outside and I sat down in the Wrangler, because I could barely walk. I got a few breathes of air and felt better, so I went back inside to help get the dogs out. I remember a brief moment when my sister-in-law was holding me up and yelling something.

We successfully got everybody and all the dogs out. We waited for the fire department to get there, I've no clue how long it took them. They talked to us a little bit, then went and did their jobs.

I got put on oxygen in the firetruck. Eventually the ambulance gets there, and I was moved to it and put back on oxygen. I was on oxygen for more than 2 hours. I had a CO level of 23, that is 23% of my blood contained carbon monoxide instead of oxygen. And, during the whole 'escape' sequence I passed out 3 times.

In No moar intarnats by sprinkles:

Signed again, and posted on Facebook.

In Zelda Emulator by sprinkles:

I decided to go with the project64 emulator so I can change the controls. I noticed if you don't limit the fps the game plays at hyper-speed!

In Zelda Emulator by sprinkles:

superjer said:

OK. So like. When you post a question, and then "nevermind", you're kind of an asshole.

Try posting the answer. This isn't your personal notepad. The whole Internet is going to end up on this page. And guess what. No answers.

<3

Emulator:
http://www.emulator-zone.com/doc.php/n64/ultrahle.html

Orcarina of Time ROM:
http://www.emuparadise.org/Nintendo_64_ROMs/Legend_of_Zelda,_The_-_Ocarina_of_Time_(USA)/21618-download

In Pondering... by sprinkles:

I would imagine you would have to do a lot of work to even have access to the firmware. Right?

In Zelda Emulator by sprinkles:

Nevermind, I found what I'm looking for.

In Zelda Emulator by sprinkles:

Anyone know where I can get one? I have a huge craving to play the Ocarina of Time, and no Nintendo 64. :/

You can jus' record it from a tradition video camera thingy. Make sure your hands are shaky and its a poor quality camera though, oh and a very dim-lit room, and lots of background noise.

In Finnish Pedo? Don't ask where i found this. by sprinkles:

http://www.speedyshare.com/files/25115005/general.sql

melloyellow582 said:

The fact that is IS a paradox makes it not a paradox. The sentence (if it can define itself, which is another matter entirely) basically states that it is a paradox; however, a paradox is basically something that doesn't make sense. So, logically it is true that if the sentence is not a shrimp (which it is not), it "must" be a paradox. That leads to the problem, because a paradox shouldn't make sense. That means that the sentence is NOT a paradox after all! Still, I am fairly confident that the sentence still is not a shrimp.

Again, it is very silly and doesn't stand have much true intellectual merit, but it is fun.

But, couldn't the actual paradox be that the sentence is a paradox? I mean, its a paradox that a paradox makes sense?

I'm a worker not a thinker. Whenever somebody has something that needs to be built or whatever, I sit back and let them work out the details. I jus' pick up a hammer and start nailing stuff together. I guess that makes me Mexican?

In Happy Birthday Carl Sagan! by sprinkles:

melloyellow582 said:

1. There is President's Day, but that has (almost) nothing to do with birthdays.

President's Day is a celebration of Washington and Lincoln's birthdays. Congress were jus' douche bags and didn't want to celebrate 2 birthdays, so the made President's Day.

Although, I suppose, you are going to find some way to prove me wrong.

In google chrome OS by sprinkles:

Download is taking 4ever (I swear I never spell forever like that). They should torrent it.

In google chrome OS by sprinkles:

Wow, its in the rc stage now.
http://getchrome.eu/download
I need cds now!

In Day of Defeat Source by sprinkles:

Is 75% off today, $2.50. I like that!

In google chrome OS by sprinkles:

I wonder when the beta will come out.

In Linux (Ubuntu) Problem by sprinkles:

It times out.

In I need a script about cs 1.6 awp fast switch by sprinkles:

aaronjer said:

We go out of our way to derail trucks. Trucks shouldn't even have rails to begin with. That's trains. There's clearly a lot you don't know.

lulz

In mysql back up by sprinkles:

In Linux (Ubuntu) Problem by sprinkles:

I recently

  code
sudo apt-get dist-upgrade

and now I can't ssh my machine or test the web server. ps x says ssh and apache are running, and when I go to localhost the page displays. I checked the ports and 22/80/631/3306 are all open. So what's the problem?

In New PixelMachine by sprinkles:

How does ray tracing work again? It has something to do with shooting rays of light at pictures or something.

Broken?

In Happy Birthday Carl Sagan! by sprinkles:

Hey don't get racist. All those presidents are dead and we still celebrate their birthdays. And, also that one guy that tried to convince everyone he was a king.

In Finnish Pedo? Don't ask where i found this. by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

If this were deleted, no-one would ever have to know that it existed. And that would be the best thing.

You would know.

So its like a paradox of a paradox?

In Names by sprinkles:

2Fe
Too Fucking easy

In easymode webdev by sprinkles:

I write it all out on paper.

In I need a script about cs 1.6 awp fast switch by sprinkles:

SpiKe' said:

hey i know how to play!

Did I say you didn't?

SpiKe' said:

i am very good in awp!

AWP is for pussies.

SpiKe' said:

but i just want to be faster! is it bad?

Then get better reflexes not a script.

In I need a script about cs 1.6 awp fast switch by sprinkles:

Or you can actually play the game.

In mysql has a sock problem by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

I can virtually guarantee that won't help.

It did...

In Party by sprinkles:

Get some whores.

In Steam Lag by sprinkles:

Why do I lag in CS 1.6 when I play on Steam? I downloaded non-Steam and I don't lag a bit. Steam 120-150 latency, non-Steam 20-30....

In video editing programs by sprinkles:

I use After Effects.

In mysql has a sock problem by sprinkles:

Fuck it I'm reinstalling Ubuntu.

In mysql has a sock problem by sprinkles:

I can't run mysql, apparently there is no var/run/mysqld/mysqld.sock file. I created a fake mysql.sock file, and it seems something is deleting it....

Any suggestions?

In by sprinkles:

superjer.com said:

php code

<?php
if( $banned && !($areaflags&$AFLAG_BANNED_OK) )
{
  $_SESSION['msg'] = "You cannot post in this area while banned.";
  header("Location: {$_SESSION['last_truck_url']}");
  return;
}
?>

In -censorship- due Nov 30 by sprinkles:

FallingShit said:

Censor this mofos!

**BAD IMAGE**

You meant:

In Rock's cpp truck. by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Firstly I'd drop the quote mark from the path.

Right.

Down Rodeo said:

MSVS

See my previous post please.

In Rock's cpp truck. by sprinkles:

Chrome has an extension for pastbin.com. Anyways, when I try to compile this in dev-c++ I get this error:

  code
 C:\Users\Mike\Documents\RB's thing\Makefile.win [Build Error]  No rule to make target `C:/Program', needed by `main.o'.  Stop. 

Its literally at the end of the page...

In need cstrike czero tspecialists *.fgd by sprinkles:

I have condition zero but I can't find any fgds...

In Light_enviroment Fails by sprinkles:

What?

In Dynamic Background with PHP and CSS by sprinkles:

No, switch is basically a bunch of if statements.

I jus' noticed something:

  code
background: url(<?php echo "$background"; ?>) no-repeat fixed center top;

The echo "$background"; may jus be echoing background, and not the value. My web server is down right now so I can't test out this theory. I know print "$background"; would output the value of background, but I'm not sure about echo.

In Dynamic Background with PHP and CSS by sprinkles:

I tried something similar to that, but it doesn't any background...

php code

<?php
$backgroundNum = rand(0,10);
switch ($backgroundNum)
{
    case 0:
    {
        $background = "backgrounds/warlone.jpg";
        break;
    }
    case 1:
    {
    $background = "backgrounds/cs.jpg";
        break;
    }
    case 2:
    {
        $background = "backgrounds/ak.jpg";
        break;
    }
    case 3:
    {
        $background = "backgrounds/art.jpg";
        break;
    }
    case 4:
    {
        $background = "backgrounds/csjump.jpg";
        break;
    }
    case 5:
    {
        $background = "backgrounds/guyDestruction.jpg";
        break;
    }
    case 6:
    {
        $background = "backgrounds/guyFire.jpg";
        break;
    }
    case 7:
    {
        $background = "backgrounds/hl2Gordon.jpg";
        break;
    }
    case 8:
    {
        $background = "backgrounds/hl2Guard.jpg";
        break;
    }
    case 9:
    {
        $background = "backgrounds/timeSquare.jpg";
        break;
    }
    case 10:
    {
        $background = "backgrounds/warRight.jpg";
        break;
    }
}
?>
<html>
<head>
<style type="text/css">
#bg
{
    background: url(<?php echo "$background"; ?>) no-repeat fixed center top;
    width: 100%;
    display: table;
}
</style>
</head>
</html>

In Funny Pictures by sprinkles:

In watch by sprinkles:

In Light_enviroment Fails by sprinkles:

What!?

Everybody, rb is mad. Mad like this:

. So this is his cherry up thread, that means you (the user) must make rb (the other guy) happy.

My contributinationing:
http://www.superjer.com/sprinkles/meps.html

In Dynamic Background with PHP and CSS by sprinkles:

So you know those retarded pages where the background is static and everything else moves over it? Well I'm making one of those. My problem is I want the background to change every so often (refresh, hour, day, whatever). How would I do this?

In New Video by sprinkles:

I like cocaine.

In Tutorials by sprinkles:

See that's not how I roll. If somebody wants to borrow/use something of mine I have no problem. I'm a pretty open guy. Not much in this world bothers me. But, lets jus' curtail this, its obvious we are not seeing eye to eye so there is no point in going on.

The fact is we gotsa be gettin' to ritin' those tuts so those peeps can teach.

In Tutorials by sprinkles:

Ok, I'll start being nice to you sraw.

In Back Again!! by sprinkles:

Did you get any Euro pussy?

In Tutorials by sprinkles:

the_cloud_system said:

cept me....

I would give you upload access. I'm pretty sure the only person I wouldn't give upload access to would be sraw.

In Tutorials by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

I don't know anyone else who would give out access like that, and I personally wouldn't trust anyone but me and two or three other people that I've known most of my life to have access on there.

I don't want to start anything here, but if I had my own server 90% of the people that asked for upload access would get it.

In Possibly Intarestin Discusshins by sprinkles:

Personally I think black holes are fascinating. How can something be so dense light can't even escape its gravitational pull!?

In Tutorials by sprinkles:

Every time I see your posts I want to punch people in the throat.

In Tutorials by sprinkles:

Rockbomb made his own foras:

Rockbomb said:

1.) This is a place to teach and to learn, a place to discover, and a place to share ideas.

But, he wants to limit how and where you can make tuts, also he wants to be a fag and deny me upload access.

So I think superjer should have a tutorial section on his foras.

In Vertex manipulation by sprinkles:

BlackholeHM said:

the shapes I am trying to create being clearly possible.

In real life yes, in games no. Most game engines don't know how to 'work' with concave objects. All your brushes (in Goldsource at least) must be convex.

In Simple PHP Script by sprinkles:

Alright on my foras there seems to be a problem with the session table in the forum's database. I wrote this script to manually empty the sessions table. Tell me where I can improve if you would. All the sensitive information has been stared out, you know kids these days.

Its pretty self-explanatory, but I will tell you the basic flow of the program.

Admin arrives at index.php, they login
if login is successful they go to login.php they then have a hyperlink to admin.php
at admin.php they can clear the session table
also on admin.php they have a hyperlink to logout.php
logout.php logs you out and takes you to index.php

http://superjer.com/sprinkles/index.txt
http://superjer.com/sprinkles/login.txt
http://superjer.com/sprinkles/admin.txt
http://superjer.com/sprinkles/logout.txt

Mate de Vita said:

sprinkles said:

Ahhh, that one is going in the collection....
http://www.superjer.com/forum/funny_pictures.php

404 Not FoundSuperJer Forum Server v.53k-217s.

Havoc has access!!!! HINT

In Funny Pictures by sprinkles:

Ahhh, that one is going in the collection....
http://www.superjer.com/forum/funny_pictures.php

Outcast said:

idk but i've never seen an elevator door getting smashed like that lol

That makes me want to put a brush guard on a auto-dravable-wellchar and smash shit with it. Liek try ta rob conveient stor with it ya fell nigga?

wtf was he hoping to accomplish?

In getch(), ungetch(c), and EOF by sprinkles:

Mate de Vita said:

It's a part of a Reverse Polish Notation Calculator.

That's right, those Polishess's people always think they're smart. Inventing fancy computin' machines.

wtf!?!?! Quote's fucked up.... :S

In Help pls lots of problems for making CS 1.5 (CS 1.6nosteam) maps by sprinkles:

penis

In Please respond quick! by sprinkles:

Post your entire compile log then.

In C++ Image by sprinkles:

phoenix_r said:

sprinkles said:

How hard is it to make your own forms?

Hard enough that M$ developed a very expensive IDE to do all the work for you?

I thought you had to use the .Net framework then?

In Please respond quick! by sprinkles:

Is your map in the same dir as zhlt?

In watch by sprinkles:

superjer said:

I seriously laughed for 2 minutes straight.

In C++ Image by sprinkles:

How hard is it to make your own forms?

In LUCKY FUN TIME by sprinkles:

I love the voicing you do on your games.

In so.. by sprinkles:

Did anybody else have a link to 'unlock content?'

In C++ Image by sprinkles:

You confused me. But, it doesn't matter because I fixed it. Anyways, I use devC++ compiler. What is the recommended way to make window's forms?

In C++ Image by sprinkles:

So how do I properly set the img of a C++ winforms app?

It only shows the icon on the executable and the form, not in the taskbar!?

C++ code
wincl.hIconSm = (HICON)LoadImage(GetModuleHandle(NULL),
MAKEINTRESOURCE(IDI_MYICON), IMAGE_ICON, 16, 16, 0);

In WhiteBird by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

When you say new features, are these features it has or will have?

Will have.
http://www.speedyshare.com/files/24871763/WhiteBird.exe
First release!

In WhiteBird by sprinkles:

I decided to revive WhiteBird. Actually I decided to light WhiteBird on fire then piss on the ashes, and make a new WhiteBird.

New WhiteBird Features:
Now in C++ (not shit ass C#)
Uses the Webkit Layout Engine
Uses Google's V8 JavaScript Engine

First step!

Rockbomb said:

and it plays FLAC...

FLAC ftw

In Made a New Movie by sprinkles:

SRAW said:

Whoa your channel is so dark and uncool

TEH GRAETEST YOUTUEB CHENNEL OF ALL TMIE

http://www.youtube.com/user/iansayfol

And, yours is all pink and girly.
Nice job, faggot.

Did you use whiteout on your monitor?

Personally I like Itunes.

WTF, I said Songbird.

aaronjer said:

Itunes.

Rockbomb said:

I love how Sprinkles just jumped in and rephrased the post directly before him in attempts to fit in to the conversation

I don't like this new kid. Douche bag.

Didn't he say that the black holes were sucking up information?

In Custom Rig by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

sprinkles said:

Rockbomb said:

SRAW said:

I'm liek, wtf is up with you fucking rich_dick_heads.

Well I joined the military, so all the citizens that can't afford to buy a rig like this (probably because of so much taxes) will be paying for this rig

No you're wrong. You joined the Air Force. The Air Force is not part of the US military, its part of We are Fags That Pilot Planes Community; found here.

You're just mad cuz I'll be flyin' around in a fuckin fighter jet while you're standing on the ground runnin around in a tutu like "mommy! I made peepee in my pants! QQ". And I'll see you on the ground and be like "OH SHIT GUYS PULL THE JET OVER, THERE'S A STRANDED AMERICAN BABY ON THE GROUND!", and then we'll park that bitch and go to pick you up. But then we'll realize that you're not a real baby and just be like "LOL ITS JUST SPRINKLES! LOLOLOLOLOL... lets go guys." And we'll hop back and drive that shit around the sky lookin' for some bitches to pick up.

hahaha considering you don't have the balls to talk to the girl at the movie theater...

In Custom Rig by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

SRAW said:

I'm liek, wtf is up with you fucking rich_dick_heads.

Well I joined the military, so all the citizens that can't afford to buy a rig like this (probably because of so much taxes) will be paying for this rig

No you're wrong. You joined the Air Force. The Air Force is not part of the US military, its part of We are Fags That Pilot Planes Community; found here.

In Custom Rig by sprinkles:

My rig-
Tower:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16811119225

Motherboard:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813131398

Processor:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819103894

Sound Card:
http://us.store.creative.com/PCI-Express-Sound-Blaster-XFi-Titanium/M/B001E25KDK.htm

Monitor:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824236050R

Graphics Card:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814102878

In Custom Rig by sprinkles:

In Interesting bug with the 'new/unread posts' feature by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Kind of, but sometimes the forums demand a refresh.

Doesn't that answer your question?

In Models by sprinkles:

Mate de Vita said:

I used 3DSMax to model, and Milkshape to export.

FTW.

In Interesting bug with the 'new/unread posts' feature by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

I'm not sure I understand why only sometimes, if you use the back functionality, the yellow boxen remain.

Doesn't that jus' use your cache?

In Install php by sprinkles:

Bumped for RB.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_virus

In Interesting bug with the 'new/unread posts' feature by sprinkles:

superjer said:

(I actually didn't know any of this until I just now dug around in my $_SESSION. I wrote all this code many years ago.)

Where is this? Rather what's the name of the php?

In http://77.78.239.64 by sprinkles:

Love the tentacle!

In map error by sprinkles:

What you put:
C:\Counter-Strike 1.6\cstrike\sound\Left4Dead\Humans_Win

What you need:
Left4Dead\Humans_Win.wav

In map error by sprinkles:

What's the path like now?

In map error by sprinkles:

Don't put the absolute path. CS already assumes you are in cstrike/sound.

In http://77.78.239.64 by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

Also does anyone know where SRAW lives? The IP traces to somewhere in Moldova. If he lives in Moldova banning is imminent

That time we played CS for that beta party (great wording by the way) it said he came from someplace that started with an 'm.'

Nonetheless, the admins can see SRAW's ip anyways....

In Assembly by sprinkles:

I decided to learn some assembly, so I can learn what exactly the rig is doing. Anybody have any good tutorials?

In Visual Bugs by sprinkles:

beggi90 said:

And one classic I think I got the solution for but not sure if it's the best one. So how would you guys tackle problem like this?

I take it there is a sky box beyond the fence?

In Daemon fucking tools breaks my window 7? by sprinkles:

In Catchy by sprinkles:

In spectator camera and Player start by sprinkles:

Rage quit.

In Cant click items on 3D view. by sprinkles:

These fora are dedicated to the awesomeness that is superjer.

In Cant click items on 3D view. by sprinkles:

I think you should consider not mapping for a game that's almost 15 years old. :/

I looked at the ips, can I be appreciated now?

In Scan Into a Document by sprinkles:

After some Googling, I found that there are OCR programs.
So does anybody know a good OCR?

In Scan Into a Document by sprinkles:

So I don't scan documents much. But, every now and again my mom has me scan something for her. The problem is she needs it in a .doc .txt .rtx or something she can write in. As you know they usually scan into a picture.

So how do I change this? Is there a setting on the printer or do I need to download third party software?

In Decoding website? HTML? by sprinkles:

I'll do it, as well as get rid of the ads.

What do you want the title to be?
And what is this page about (for the description/content)?

All the important stuff is embedded in the swf. It would be easier to make a new flash object. Would you like me to do that instead?

In Decoding website? HTML? by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

sprinkles said:

@RB, all the links are direct, example:
http://superjer.com/sprinkles/test.html
@theotherguy, I'll fix the ads when I'm done watching Iron Man 2.

Yes, but the files are still on another site. It might work, but you shouldn't rely on another site to host files for yours. Essentially, if the other site crashes, so would his.
And its usually frowned upon leeching files from anywhere.

Well, considering he has a free website builder make him a site, then he wants to get their ads off it, I doubt he cares about leaching.
Nonetheless, copy pasta:
http://static.wix.com/client/css/viewer.css
http://static.wix.com/client/js/swfobject.js
http://static.wix.com/client/js/basichtml.js
http://static.wix.com/client/js/userApi.js
And, whatever resources are left.

In Decoding website? HTML? by sprinkles:

@RB, all the links are direct, example:
http://superjer.com/sprinkles/test.html
@theotherguy, I'll fix the ads when I'm done watching Iron Man 2.

In No Face by sprinkles:

SRAW said:

How'd you find those :O

In PHP Errors by sprinkles:

php code

<?php
function stringPurge($sValue, $sAllowedEntities[], $sAllowedSpecialChars[], $iLength=0)
?>

Dreamweaver tells me there is a syntax error...

In No Face by sprinkles:

Rockbomb said:

I would say that Sprinkles used hacks to find them, but I'dprobably get banned.

I hope you do get banned. You're blowing this out of proportion, nobody gives a fuck about you making hacks.

NatureJay said:

Rockbomb said:

I would say that Sprinkles used hacks to find them, but I'dprobably get banned.

You would get banned for being a bad influence on poor, innocent sprinkles.

http://www.superjer.com/forum/moticons/noface.gif

Down Rodeo said:

Finally this is all thought-experiment, so we're assuming that the doors work properly for our purposes and that. I'm a physicist, not a masochist.

No, but assuming you intended us to endure your big walls o' text could make you a sadist.

In No Face by sprinkles:

In MySQL Error by sprinkles:

Superjer, you must have gone to "Learn everything about everything" college.

BTW:

php code

<?php
require_once 'protect.php';
?>

php code

<?php
if (isset($_POST['submit']))
{
    $shout = protect($_POST['shout']);
?>

php code

<?php
function protect($sValue)
{
    $sValue = mysql_real_escape_string($sValue);
    $sValue = htmlentities($sValue, ENT_QUOTES);
    $sValue = trim($sValue);
    return $sValue;
}
?>

Now that I look at it mysql_real_escape_string and htmlentities together kind of mess things up.

php code

<?php
$sValue = "Hello, e'erybody";
$sValue = mysql_real_escape_string($sValue);
?>

$sValue now equals "Hello, e\'erbody";

php code

<?php
$sValue = htmlentities($sValue, ENT_QOUTES);
?>

$sValue now equals "Hello, e\'erbody"

Right?
Haha, it converted the HTML representation of ' to '.
But you get what I mean right?

In MySQL Error by sprinkles:

It seems it didn't like the $_SESSION['uid'] and NOW(). I subsituted them for variables. And now its telling me:

  code
Warning: mysql_query() [http://www.mysql.com/doc]: Unknown column 'fdafda' in 'field list' in /var/www/shoutbox.php on line 52

line 49-52 code
mysql_query("INSERT INTO `shouts` SET
	`_userid` = $id,
`_date` = $now,
`_message` = $shout ");

In MySQL Error by sprinkles:

I don't even know where to begin....

Warning: mysql_query() [http://www.mysql.com/doc]: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ''shouts' SET 'userid' = 2, 'date' = NOW(), 'message' = 'hjkl'' at line 1 in /var/www/shoutbox.php on line 50
You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ''shouts' SET 'userid' = 2, 'date' = NOW(), 'message' = 'hjkl'' at line 1

php code

<?php
else
        {
            mysql_query("INSERT INTO 'shouts' SET
                        'userid' = {$_SESSION['uid']},
                        'date' = NOW(),
                        'message' = '$shout' ") or die(mysql_error());
        }
?>

In Install php by sprinkles:

php code

<?php
function escape_string($string)
    {
        if ($this->functions['escape_string'] == $this->functions['real_escape_string'])
        {
            return $this->functions['escape_string']($string, $this->connection_master);
        }
        else
        {
            return $this->functions['escape_string']($string);
        }
    }
?>

What does this code do?
I was getting errors so I changed:

php code

<?php
return $this->functions['escape_string']($string);
?>

php code

<?php
return $this->functions['real_escape_string']($string);
?>

In Install php by sprinkles:

Does that install mysql and php?

In Install php by sprinkles:

New problem...
mysql doesn't like php...
Its telling me I have to enable mysql functions in php or I have to enable php functions in mysql...

  code
vBulletin 4.0.7 requires that the MySQL functions in PHP be available. Please ask your host to enable this.

In Install php by sprinkles:

http://98.245.129.68

In Install php by sprinkles:

Can you/somebody tell me how to make it so that php files are shown instead of downloaded?

httpd.conf code
AddType application/x-httpd-php .php
AddType application/x-httpd-php-source .phps

Weird thing though, bash said that httpd wasn't a recognized service...

In h4x by sprinkles:

So who's going to be the first one to stop acting like a fucking 3 year-old?

In h4x by sprinkles:

I'm a dumbass.

In h4x by sprinkles:

aaronjer said:

Maybe you don't play enough games to run into hackers and have them ruin all the fun, but I do. I can't forgive something like that.

I concur. There is nothing more annoying than someone with a speedhack, and no admins online. :S

In Install php by sprinkles:

You should really stop drinking.

In Install php by sprinkles:

So I decided to setup a simple web server so I can test out some php scripts. I did:

bash code
apt-get install php-pear

bash code
apt-get install php5-dev

But, the php files still download instead of display.

In h4x by sprinkles:

I like your hair Mello.

In h4x by sprinkles:

Can I have admin?

In h4x by sprinkles:

I have an odd question for you. Can I see what the admin CP looks like?

And, can a banned person post in the chatbox?

In h4x by sprinkles:

aaronjer said:

We don't ban because Subadar hasn't implanted a ban button in my Lordly Forum Administration Console. That is the only reason you aren't ALL BANNED. MOTHERFUCKERS.

So...Superjer made a ban button I take it.

Can we also sticky this?

http://bamfcs.com/video.php

Can we have an update?

In Voting by sprinkles:

In Voting by sprinkles:

I can't tell if its safe now, but flock hasn't broke anything. I am assuming its working. All I have to do is write (copy pasta rather) some code so it doesn't write the same ip over and over.

Thanks Superjer!

In Voting by sprinkles:

Sorry I was AFK. I added the trim($line) == $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] and it seems to work!? Haven't tested it out much, or looked at any files/resources. So idk right now. I'll let you know later.

So I have tested it out and it works. Now to jus' clean it up a bit. And how do you supposed I make it concurrency safe?

In Voting by sprinkles:

Entire file:

php code

<?php
$pollQuestion = '';
$answers = '';

function readData(){
    global $pollQuestion,$answers;
    // Read configuration
    $rawdata = file('Data/Poll/polldata.txt');
    // Get the question for polling
    $pollQuestion = $rawdata[0];
    
    // Get number of answers - The foirs row is the question
    $numberOfAnswers = sizeof($rawdata)-1;
    $count = 0;
    for ($i=1; $i <= $numberOfAnswers; $i++){
        $answerData = explode(':',$rawdata[$i]);
        // If tha actual row is not empty than add to the answers array
        if (strlen(trim($answerData[0]))>0){
            $answers[$count]['text']  = $answerData[0];
            $answers[$count]['count'] = $answerData[1];
            ++$count;
        }
    }
}

function writeData(){
    global $pollQuestion,$answers;
    $file = fopen('Data/Poll/polldata.txt','w');
    fwrite($file,$pollQuestion."\r\n",strlen($pollQuestion));
    foreach ($answers as $value) {
        $row = $value['text'].':'.$value['count']."\r\n";
        fwrite($file,$row,strlen($row));
    }
    fclose($file);
    $file2 = fopen('Data/Poll/blacklist.txt','a');
    $ip = $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];
    fwrite($file2,$ip."\n");
    fclose($file2);
}

readData();
?>

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html>
<head>
   <link href="Data/Poll/style/style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" />
<title>Bamf.^ Video of the Day</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" />
<script type="text/javascript">

  var _gaq = _gaq || [];
  _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-18602024-1']);
  _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']);

  (function() {
    var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true;
    ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js';
    var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s);
  })();

</script>

</head>
<body bgcolor="#000000">
    <div id="main">
<?php
$blacklist="";
$ip = "";
    $file = fopen ("Data/Poll/blacklist.txt", "r");
    while ($line = fgets($file))
    {
        if( $line == $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'])
        {
            $blacklist = "true";
            break;
        }    
        else print $line."\n";
    }
fclose($file);

if (!isset($_POST['submitBtn']) && $blacklist!="true") { ?>      
      <div class="caption"><?php echo $pollQuestion; ?></div>
      <div id="icon">&nbsp;</div>
      <form action="<?php echo $_SERVER['PHP_SELF']; ?>" method="post" name="poll">
        <table width="300">
        <?php
            foreach ($answers as $value) {
                echo '<tr><td><input type="radio" name="polling" value="'.$value['text'].'"/> '.$value['text'].'</td></tr>';
            }
        ?>
          <tr><td align="center"><br/><input class="text" type="submit" name="submitBtn" value="Vote" /></td></tr>
        </table>  
      </form>
<?php    
} else {
        $count = 0;
           foreach ($answers as $value) {
            if ($value['text']  == $_POST['polling']) {
                $answers[$count]['count'] = ((int)$value['count'])+1;
                (int)$totalCount++;
            }
            ++$count;
           }
           
           writeData();
?>
      <div class="caption">Thanks for your vote!</div>
      <div id="icon">&nbsp;</div>
      <div id="result">
        <table width="300">
<?php
           foreach ($answers as $value) {
            echo '<tr><td> '.$value['text'].'</td><td>'.$value['count'].'</td></tr>';
           }
?>
        </table>
     </div>
<?php } ?>
    <div id="source">&#169; Sprinkles</div>
    </div>
    <div align="center">
        <object width="1280" height="745"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PiHOonldMPU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PiHOonldMPU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="1280" height="745"></embed></object>
    </div>
</body>   
</html>

In Counter Strike DeathMatch by sprinkles:

Since csdm is the most popular type of server I decided to put up a deathmatch server.

We also have a scrim server if superjer and his gang want to scrim us (we will rape, jus' saying).

In h4x by sprinkles:

Wallhacks alter the game engine. They tell it to render entities beyond walls (most basic wallhacks). The really cool wallhacks make corners invisible when you get close to them.

In i need help with networking 2 computers by sprinkles:

You could print it all out, mail it to yourself, then scan it into your pc.

In OMG it's the end of the Universe as we know it! :O by sprinkles:

haha
At the end she jus' gives up.

In An idea! by sprinkles:

I thought it was a cool idea for you to STFU. I still think that.

In Voting by sprinkles:

So I figured it out.
Its not a reading problem, but a writing problem. It writes to the file the ip, then puts a whitespace, after that it line breaks. So its saying they don't match up.
Any ideas on how to remove the whitespace?
Here's the line that writes to the file:

php code

<?php
fwrite($file2,$_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']."\r\n");
?>

Well that problem is solved now.

New problem! It wont fucking line break. Same code as above.

In Voting by sprinkles:

The problem now is its not reading the file correctly.

Its reading the file correctly now, but something is still wrong.

php code

<?php
$blacklist="";
    $file = fopen ("Data/Poll/blacklist.txt", "r");
    $ln= 0;
    while ($line= fgets ($file)) {
        ++$ln;
        if( fgets($file) == $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'])
        {
            $blacklist = "true";
        }
        if ($line===FALSE) print ("FALSE\n");
        else print ($line);
    }
fclose($file);
?>

In Voting by sprinkles:

Haha, I'm so lazy. I jus' looked for a script online.

php code

<?php
/*************************************************
 * Micro Polling System
 *
 * Version: 1.0
 * Date: 2007-04-05
 *
 * Usage:
 * Add your votings settings to polldata.txt file
 * The first line is the question and the other
 * linas are the possible answers.
 *
 ****************************************************/

$pollQuestion = '';
$answers = '';

function readData(){
    global $pollQuestion,$answers;
    // Read configuration
    $rawdata = file('polldata.txt');
    // Get the question for polling
    $pollQuestion = $rawdata[0];
    
    // Get number of answers - The foirs row is the question
    $numberOfAnswers = sizeof($rawdata)-1;
    $count = 0;
    for ($i=1; $i <= $numberOfAnswers; $i++){
        $answerData = explode(':',$rawdata[$i]);
        // If tha actual row is not empty than add to the answers array
        if (strlen(trim($answerData[0]))>0){
            $answers[$count]['text']  = $answerData[0];
            $answers[$count]['count'] = $answerData[1];
            ++$count;
        }
    }
}

function writeData(){
    global $pollQuestion,$answers;
    $file = fopen('polldata.txt','w');
    fwrite($file,$pollQuestion."\r\n",strlen($pollQuestion));
    foreach ($answers as $value) {
        $row = $value['text'].':'.$value['count']."\r\n";
        fwrite($file,$row,strlen($row));
    }
    fclose($file);
}

In Voting by sprinkles:

So I have a video of the day page. I want users to be able to vote whether they like it or not. How can I do it in php? Is it as simple as variable++ then display the variable?

In Flash Problem by sprinkles:

I fixed it. I needed a stop(); on the frame I was going to.

In Flash Problem by sprinkles:

http://bamfcs.com/maps

How do I get it to stop blinking?

I tell it to gotoAndStop(frame#); where frame# is the respective frame number. And I even have AS telling it on each frame to stop();! WTF!

In Cyborg R.A.T 9 by sprinkles:

My only concern would be that tool that sticks out the back. I would assume that gets in the way.

In Cyborg R.A.T 9 by sprinkles:

http://cyborggaming.com/video/Rat9.swf?width=656&height=400

In How to make your own Sky by sprinkles:

nectar said:

yes the big box ake map sucks, they told me it laggs out the map.

It increase map lag by about 20%!

In How to make your own Sky by sprinkles:

You want me to break it down for you?

When you build a proper sky box, VIS says "Hey, this stuff is on the outside, lets trash it all." Thusly, you are, mostly, only rendering what the player can see.
When you build a giant box around your map, and sky it, it causes VIS to keep the outside faces. That means, all the stuff you wouldn't be able to see with a proper sky box, will be rendered. It will approximately increase world polygons by 1/3 %.

Take a look at Mate's picture and you'll understand.

In How to make your own Sky by sprinkles:

Outcast said:

Select the texture called "sky" and put it where you want,i usually make a huge box around the map,then i go on tools and "make it hollow".

And, that's why your maps suck.

In I Jus' Noticed by sprinkles:

SolidKAYOS said:

Knuckle head..pshh..that pun is so lame i cant counter it...

Well, if you were on more you wouldn't be a douche bag.

In I Jus' Noticed by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Not really, that's not a logical conclusion. Logic is awesome :)

How so?

In Makin' a .gif from a vid. by sprinkles:

Outcast said:

Btw i'm not gonna press the PrtScn button every sec,so just in case someone would recommend no thanks.:

Of course not! The framerate would be horrible! You have to press it at least 12 times a second.

"60i (actually 59.94, or 60 x 1000/1001 to be more precise; 60 interlaced fields = 29.97 frames) is the standard video field rate per second for NTSC television (e.g. in the US), whether from a broadcast signal, DVD, or home camcorder. This interlaced field rate was developed separately by Farnsworth and Zworykin in 1934,[1] and was part of the NTSC television standards mandated by the FCC in 1941. When NTSC color was introduced in 1953, the older rate of 60 fields per second was reduced by a factor of 1000/1001 to avoid interference between the chroma subcarrier and the broadcast sound carrier."

In I Jus' Noticed by sprinkles:

melloyellow582 said:

So, we can conclude that while somebody cares, they are incredibly insignificant and pathetic in comparison to everything else. In fact, they are getting more insignificant and pathetic every second.

So we can deduce from this statement, that what you say doesn't matter. Or, at least, we can conclude that what you say is so small in value, and getting smaller every second, that it virtually does not matter.

In Netflix by sprinkles:

According to Netflix anybody I refer, or something, gets 1 month FREE. So reply to this or email me (sprinkles.daddy@gmail.com). Its for 1 account only so first come first served. BTW, it expires 10/31/2010 so let me know before the offer expires.

In I Jus' Noticed by sprinkles:

Ladies and gentlemen, we will be back after I shit my pants and bet on Nascar matches.

In I Jus' Noticed by sprinkles:

I've been on these foras for 1 year and 1 week.

In Anyone interested in GNU/Linux/Open source by sprinkles:

Netflix said:

For the past two decades, a group of computer hackers, neocommunists and entrepreneurs has been gradually undermining Microsoft's monopoly and fundamentally changing the way software is developed and owned -- a revolution that resulted in the Linux operating system and the Open Source movement. This fascinating documentary explores the OS movement's origins and depicts the grassroots nature of Linux and OS as they march into the mainstream.

In Ight Niggas by sprinkles:

n00bs. Bamf.^= bad ass mother fucker.

In how do i make a driveable car in cs 1.6 by sprinkles:

HoV Black said:

its exactly in the middle except vertically was i supposed to put it in the middle vertically

On every axis.

In how do i make a driveable car in cs 1.6 by sprinkles:

Is it exactly in the middle?

In NEED HELP! by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Looks like it's too big. But Goddamn, I was looking forward to an interesting "Programming Help" post. Screw you lorenzo, whatever your name is.

Same. I was like 'oh a chance to learn!'

In how do i make a driveable car in cs 1.6 by sprinkles:

2. Take the origin brush, make a block and place it in the middle of your car, middle in both width and height seems best.

In how do i make a driveable car in cs 1.6 by sprinkles:

1. Make a vehicle facing west in top view

In how do i make a driveable car in cs 1.6 by sprinkles:

Then you did it wrong.
What exactly did you do?

In how do i make a driveable car in cs 1.6 by sprinkles:

http://www.slackiller.com/tutorials/tutorials/cars.htm

In "The system cannot find the file specified." by sprinkles:

I thought Windows also used tildes for temporary directories?

In "The system cannot find the file specified." by sprinkles:

>> There was a problem compiling the map.
>> Check the file c:\documents and settings\beggi\my documents\mapping\holtavegurtest.log for the cause.

In "The system cannot find the file specified." by sprinkles:

beggi90 said:

** Command: C:\DOCUME~1\Beggi\MYDOCU~1\Mapping\hlrad.exe

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're working from a temporary directory?

In "The system cannot find the file specified." by sprinkles:

** Command: C:\HAMMER~1\ZHLT34~1\hlrad.exe
** Parameters: "c:\documents and settings\beggi\my documents\mapping\holtavegurtest"

Look at the directories. They are not in the same folder. They have to be in the same folder.

In Teamspeak vs Ventrilo by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

I wasn't drunk nine hours ago. I will admit to tipsiness one hour ago.

You know when he's drunk:

The Chat Box said:

Down Rodeo said:
I'm pretty slashed, I thought you'd want to know.
18:44:30 MDTDown Rodeo said:
It's not the kind of thing I'd want to let you know though
18:45:14 MDTDown Rodeo said:
At least, I'd not let you know by poor typing quality, the kind that is filled with errors like Ke$ha is filled with cocks
18:46:32 MDTDown Rodeo said:
I'd merely let you know by the fact that I am actually daring to excrete these sentences.
19:47:28 MDTnectar said:
hi sprinkles
19:54:22 MDTDown Rodeo said:
I'm not Sprinkles.
20:01:14 MDTnectar said:
i know
20:01:15 MDTnectar said:
lol
20:01:21 MDTnectar said:
btw what u saying?
20:09:49 MDTDown Rodeo said:
NOTHING
20:12:42 MDTnectar said:
can u help?
20:13:57 MDTDown Rodeo said:
I can only unhelp, you probably don't want that.
20:14:28 MDTDown Rodeo said:
NIGHT CHILDREN
20:14:37 MDTnectar said:
i love u
20:14:39 MDTnectar said:
u help me
20:25:53 MDTsprinkles said:
what do you need help with

In Ight Niggas by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Link fail! You've somehow made it a Superjer link.

Which is to say, drop the quotes.

Google Chrome likes to do that crazy shit for you.

In Ight Niggas by sprinkles:

In Teamspeak vs Ventrilo by sprinkles:

Why pay for something when you can get something else that does the same thing for free?

In Teamspeak vs Ventrilo by sprinkles:

I like Teamspeak because you don't have to pay for it.

In Superjer! by sprinkles:

Yes, and with the id3 tag I should have noticed that it was an mp3.

Were you guys, like, on the high school debate team?

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

Yes I know that . is the current dir. I also know that /usr/hlds/ is the /usr/hlds/ dir. It was being a dick and made me what 20 mins before downloading the shit.

But!

No seg faults so far!

In Superjer! by sprinkles:

In Wtf? by sprinkles:

Reinstall.

In Superjer! by sprinkles:

Well seeing as the page is encrypted or something, I can't view the source.

I went in with winscp and I saw what you did there. More latter, cooking now.

Alright, so he jus' put his music in a folder. And told the link to go to the mp3. I should have noticed this, given the .mp3 extension, and the ID3 tag.

In Superjer! by sprinkles:

Are you serious?

http://www.superjer.com/music/SuperJer%20-%20The%20Laz.mp3

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

Ignore.

In Wtf? by sprinkles:

Have to tried to open an existing map?
If you don't have one, make one using notepad. Simply right click ->create new text document. Then name it noInstallationFoundAtDot.rmf then try to open it.

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

Tried install hlds in a new dir. Now it tells me it couldn't find an installation at dir .period

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114:/usr/hlds2# ./steam -command update -game cstrike -dir .
Checking bootstrapper version ...
Updating Installation
removing stale semaphore last operated on by process 15775 with name 0eBlobRegistryMutex_6B53E6F8EFF3CFA80894AD1DCF60FC87
removing stale semaphore last operated on by process 15775 with name 0eBlobRegistrySignal_6B53E6F8EFF3CFA80894AD1DCF60FC87
No installation record found at .

Scratch that. What I had to say was stupid.

In Made a crappy video by sprinkles:

I like your style of comedy.

"On second thought, I think its the right wire."

In Superjer! by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

First I was like

, then I was like

Those are my orgasm faces.

In Superjer! by sprinkles:

Never mind. Went with flash instead.

In Superjer! by sprinkles:

Ight, in your music player (HTML5) when you open that shit with IE it streams from Windows Media Player. Howdya do that shit? I've been having problems jus' getting Firefox to play that shit.

In Ight Niggas by sprinkles:

Like I said we have a new Counter Strike 1.6 gaming community.

server:

Also, and I hope superjer doesn't mind, I put Decoy is Hot on our homepage here. It links to superjer's music page, so I don't think he'll be mad. But, soups if you are, then I can always take it down.

Wow. That entire essay was jus' rambling. I'm not defending the slut or anything. But come on, when you're writing anything about how retarded somebody is, you don't need to give me the exact day/time/event you heard it at.

Jus' out of concern, who zips a padlock? I'm pretty sure, if all a padlock did was zip the security measure of it would drop significantly.

And another thing, does it annoy/piss off anybody else how they say "It only matters who I is?"

In I can't seem to fix this problem... PLEASE HELP by sprinkles:

You're using that toxicgreen texture. If you notice it has an '!' before the name. This denotes that it acts like a func_water. Thus you have an entity outside your map. Which would cause the leak. Change the texture or move the brush.

In Ati Drivers in Ubuntu. by sprinkles:

Catalyst Control Center.

Lol.

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

superjer said:

Are you still using any renamed .so files? You really shouldn't be.

Fresh install of hlds, so no.

superjer said:

Or do you have any weird settings at all?

No? Basic settings (you mean in server.cfg right?)

superjer said:

I know it is easy with AMX (or a map) to create too many entities and cause this error.

Map was/is de_dust2. Don't have many plugins for amxx.

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

superjer said:

Does it happen on a particular map?

Well we haven't been running anything but de_dust2.

Rockbomb said:

sprinkles said:

Actually it does dumbass, that's the whole point of using it. Doesn't matter what pc its downloading from. What matters is its downloading via http.

In WOOHOO! (ASVAB + CS1.6 PARTY) by sprinkles:

In HELP!! by sprinkles:

Make sure everything is in the same folder (i.e. hlcsg, hlbsp, hlvis, hlrad, your map, bat, etc.)

Actually it does dumbass, that's the whole point of using it. Doesn't matter what pc its downloading from. What matters is its downloading via http.

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

Yes. New problem though. I get some "segmentation fault" error. This usually happens at world spawns or round starts. And sometimes is invoked by the amx super menu (not amx super itself).

Ok, I'm home now, more details.

./hlds_run: line 321: 8739 Segmentation fault $HL_CMD

Rockbomb said:

Hey guess what, thanks to Superjer I just set up my server to also be used as a web server... check it out: link

Shit how'd you do that?

Rockbomb said:

Ok, I need help with one last problem

So, I can't seem to get the "fast downloads" to work correctly.

You need a webserver to do that, it works off of http.

In WinSCP by sprinkles:

superjer said:

sprinkles said:

Ok it works and what not. But how do I setup new user accounts?

SCP/SFTP use the system user accounts.

So that means I can remotely log into your machine?

Lets try it.

Oh, I can. I was @lala.

lolsome?

http://www.speedyshare.com/files/24062490/New_folder_2_.zip

Rockbomb said:

So once I figure out how to get this newest metamod working, everything should run fine

More than likely you need to update libstdc++. And, btw, I can get you the stuff you need to patch your server for both 47 and 48 protocols.

In WinSCP by sprinkles:

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

Ok, so the problem was that the library was missing (i copied i486 as i386).

New problem:

  code
Error:/usr/hlds/engine_i686.so: undefined symbol: __pure_virtual

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

  code
114:/usr/hlds# ./hlds_run -game cstrike +ip ip.de.internet _sv_lan 1 -nomaster +maxplayers 24 +map de_dust2
Auto detecting CPU
Using Pentium II Optimised binary.
Auto-restarting the server on crash
Error:libSteamValidateUserIDTickets_i386.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
Unable to load engine, image is corrupt.

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

Updating the server now. :)

In WinSCP by sprinkles:

Ok it works and what not. But how do I setup new user accounts?

In WinSCP by sprinkles:

Ok, we are setting up a Counter Strike 1.6 server. I wanted to use WinSCP to update fastdl, add new maps, etc. It is too much hassle to login remotely to the rig.

Do I have to have anything running on my server to enable WinSCP? How do I add user accounts? Does it work on Unix machines?

In Schpida! He is our hero! by sprinkles:

So are you done with your Zelda game aaronjer?

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

buq and RB win. You will receive the information I specified earlier.

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

How the fuck do I setup a Linux CS 1.6 server?

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

How about this,
The first person to help me out gets:
to join 'this' community
recommendation for admin (I'm the third person on the chain-o-command :)

Hurry, before somebody else gets it.

In Counter Strike 1.6 Server on Debian by sprinkles:

So we are starting a new community for CS. I am "Teh Server Guy." However, I expected we would be running it off of a Windows rig. But apparently, we are running it off of Debian. I'm guessing it is going to be the same. But, I'm also guessing, I need a non-steam/steam server compiled for Linux, huh? And then, I have to manually compile the plugins for Linux as well?

In Schpida! He is our hero! by sprinkles:

Nice!

In Map won't load by sprinkles:

Wasabi_Jr said:

As far as the error, it gives me a 'The Instruction at 0x####### referenced memory at 0x#######. The memory could not be 'read'

That's more to do with Windows/your memory. Is the RAM going bad?

In train by sprinkles:

You really shouldn't be mapping.

Rockbomb said:

sprinkles said:

Rockbomb said:

192.168.0.1
And, the first IP I was usin I got from my router config page

That's probably the internal ip for your current rig. Your external (wan) ip will not start with 192.168, ever. Your ip address can be found here: http://www.superjer.com/ip/

Use that.

Sprinkles, did you even read what DR said?

And the IP that link shows is the same one I used in my first post.

You expect me to read!?!?!?

Rockbomb said:

192.168.0.1
And, the first IP I was usin I got from my router config page

That's probably the internal ip for your current rig. Your external (wan) ip will not start with 192.168, ever. Your ip address can be found here: http://www.superjer.com/ip/

Use that.

In I am now... by sprinkles:

SRAW said:

I am a fucking retard

In I am now... by sprinkles:

Not cool. Also, I can now post from my phone!

10:00 PM Mountain time, so a hour from now.

Rockbomb said:

sprinkles said:

We may have a beta test tonight.

<BGSOUND src="http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/f/f/1ff7196eec08aa962dd115b12488b246.wav">
Did you add additional pylons to your map?

Your sound failed. And yes, did some major architectural work. I will do some shit with textures later I suppose.

We may have a beta test tonight.

SRAW said:

and why not make an indoor map using the half life textures with the de_inferno layout?

Explain.

SRAW said:

using the half life textures

They suck.

Yeah, I have to do some architectural work on the map. But, that doesn't require beta testing.
Not sure about the next map I'm going to make. I kinda wanted this next map to have a de_inferno feel. Give me ideas, and the sooner we will have beta parties again.

In [HELP] respawns like awp_snowsk337 by sprinkles:

simbad said:

sprinkles said:

Decompile the map and learn.

with which tool??

BspTwoMap.

In soccerjam by sprinkles:

Oh no, he's onto us! Dive, dive, dive! Evasive maneuvers. Man the guns! Captain get us out of here! Taking fire! Ah, I'm hit! Drop the barrels of oil we need to get higher!

*barrel roll*
*barrel roll*
*barrel roll*

In sound by sprinkles:

This is a rare error. Anyways, it means that the amount of RAM allocated for the map (which is a fixed amount) is full. You have too many models, too many brushes, too many sounds, some models are way to big, some sounds are way to big, etc. Delete whatever is causing the problem.

Please don't delete posts.

In soccerjam by sprinkles:

We're not in England here, nobody likes soccer. Don't waste your time.

Rockbomb said:

sprinkles said:

Rockbomb said:

I'm going to let them cut off my balls, and turn me into a queer on Monday.

And get paid shittons of money for it too... and that money comes from you, the common taxpayer

Yeah, you'll get paid 'shittons' of money for being an E4. In the AF at that! I told you, you need to go to OCS, you'll come out of there an officer. You'll already be making 6 figures by your first day.

In [HELP] respawns like awp_snowsk337 by sprinkles:

Decompile the map and learn. It has something to do with trigger_relays or something.

In sound by sprinkles:

nob491 said:

having a problem i don't get sound in my map

did everything you told
and i have question to make sky i just choose sky texture and make box like a roof?

Run the map. Check the console when it first loads, and when you walk through a trigger, or press the button. Post the results here

And, yes.

Rockbomb said:

I'm going to let them cut off my balls, and turn me into a queer on Monday.

In I'll jus' Leave this Queer by sprinkles:

In Jeff Spicoli by sprinkles:

First off, double truckage, you should be banned.

Secondly, he's cool. Not quite a pimp, but cool.

In This or That? by sprinkles:

the_cloud_system said:

i think joan rivers did that once

She has like the perfect nose for snorting crack cocaine.

Jus' saying.

In sound by sprinkles:

Ight let me get you this.

There are many advanced ways to do this, but let me get you the basics.

You need to make a func_button somewhere, we will come back to this later. Next you need to place a point entity of the type ambient_generic somewhere.

Now lets move onto the sound. It has to be less than about 3 minutes. In a very specific format:
11025 Hz
mono (1 channel)
8 bit pcm
Wav format
Now, make a folder in your cstrike/sound/ directory, usually the name of your map.

Back to your entities. Go to your ambient_generic. Set the path/filename to whatever folder you put your music in. That is anything after the cstrike/sound/ directory. Lets say you put the sound in cstrike/sound/myUncleBob/trigger.wav. What you would put in your entity is myUncleBob/trigger.wav. Now set the flags "play everywhere," "start silent." name your ambient_generic something useful. Say you want it to play a trigger sound, name it soundTrigger or something. Go to your func_button, make the target soundTrigger (or whatever you named the ambient_generic).

In This or That? by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

wangle it.

DR, you have to teach me some cool Scottish words.

wangle
flatmate
And what were the others you use?

In There is Always a Problem With Sound in HL by sprinkles:

Shit works now, or some shit. Fuck I don't know.

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa63/romanticsorist/facepalm.jpg
http://www.redstate.com/neil_stevens/files/2009/09/doublefacepalm.jpg
http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/623/impliedfacepalmw.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w42/barrow_co2/Facepalm.jpg
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8316/thirdpartyfacepalm.jpg

I'd get some of that in the back of her car.

In There is Always a Problem With Sound in HL by sprinkles:

Or I could put the correct path name (i.e. not sound/sound/).

But there is a new problem, the sound isn't triggered. It plays at startup, and never again.

In There is Always a Problem With Sound in HL by sprinkles:

  code
Warning:  Unable to open sound/sound/de_afghanistan/trigger.wav for transfer
Error: server failed to transmit file 'sound/sound/de_afghanistan/trigger.wav

In textures by sprinkles:

Down Rodeo said:

Killer-Duck said:

SRAW said:

HALFLIFE.WAD YOU SILLY NOOB
AND DOES MY BIG TEXT SCARE YOU?? CAUSE IF IT DOES YOUR A PUSSY

Epic.

In Funny Pictures by sprinkles:

In Facepalms by sprinkles:

Vote and leave comments!

http://twhl.co.za/vault.php?map=5522

HoV Black said:

can i have a slot? my in game name is [HoV] Black (No Sound)

Yes, you know the proper time and everything?

In Starting local game server never ends by sprinkles:

Are you daft!?

You have too many wad files. 8 wad files is the maximum, and more than enough.

Rockbomb beat me!

your log file said:

Warning: More than 8 wadfiles are in use. (20)
This may be harmless, and if no strange side effects are occurring, then
it can safely be ignored. However, if your map starts exhibiting strange
or obscure errors, consider this as suspect.

Seeing as RB is the only one that wants to join, reserved slots are removed.

This is the final beta testing party. I have 5 reserved slots on my server for superjer.com fellows.

Details can be found here.

Oh, the main point of this thread was to reserve your slots. I have a max of 5 available slots for superjer.com. Any unused slots will go to AoG. First come, first served.

1) Rockbomb

In Funny Pictures by sprinkles:

SolidKAYOS said:

sprinkles said:

He's definitely gay. Blah fucking blah

They have nice asses.

He's definitely gay. Didn't even comment on the hot chicks.

In Gay Test by sprinkles:

In Funny Pictures by sprinkles:

buq:

In a question.. by sprinkles: