Actual product warnings, out of context.

Actual product warnings, out of context.

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SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441

The Tarantula's wheels may become entangled in your child's hair, so please keep it away from your child's head.


Anyone else?
 
 
2006 Oct 14 at 00:12 PDT
general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧
Please note: We take no responsability for what will happen when you continue to install. The kevlar vest is $5.00 extra.
 
 
2006 Oct 14 at 19:58 PDT
Downfall
Was: pwnisher
2005 Apr 23 • 94
33 ₧
How to install:

1. Please dismantle the computer two sides the boards, is suitable to the computer main engine machine housing plate inside, inside confirmed whether completely cleanly doesn
 
 
2006 Oct 14 at 23:11 PDT — Ed. 2006 Oct 18 at 20:48 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
WARNING: Don't hand out these A-Bombs to north koreans!!!
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2006 Oct 15 at 02:50 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
Didn't we do this before?
 
 
2006 Oct 15 at 16:18 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
They were condom labels last time.

Also, they were funny.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Oct 15 at 16:19 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
"molkman" said:
WARNING: Don't hand out these A-Bombs to north koreans!!!


I think he means real ones.

I got one I could scan.

And its not a warning label. Its an instruction manual.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Oct 16 at 18:40 PDT — Ed. 2006 Oct 18 at 11:36 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Stupid submit button.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Oct 16 at 18:40 PDT — Ed. 2006 Oct 18 at 11:36 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Yeah. This isn't working. You're supposed to use REAL product warnings, but not say what the product is.
 
 
2006 Oct 17 at 17:21 PDT
jacksmoke234
Tendrils McGee

2005 Mar 20 • 1375
34 ₧
Hi. That is my product warning.
 
 
2006 Oct 26 at 19:31 PDT
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