Birds and shit, yo.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3812
1,227 ₧

Birds love me, man. I mean seriously don't even try this shit yourself, you have to be super holy for God to make this happen. I mean cherubs be up in here following me around with stoups of holy water just in case I get a sick biznasty thirst that needs righteous quenching. What do you mean you don't know what a stoup is go read a book (LIKE THE BIBLE) and learn to be more knowledgeable about sacramental shit, dog

Rockbomb
Dog fucker

2009 Nov 13 • 1935
-190 ₧

You're fat.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5325
57,583 ₧

I dunno, I reckon he's lost weight since the last picture. Everyone stares when you walk in the room, they stare when you go....

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2140
601 ₧

Why are you all talking about aaronjer's fatness when the whole topic is supposed to be about birds?

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5325
57,583 ₧

Oh man. SRAW wants us to remain ontopic... Everyone stares when you walk in the room, they stare when you go....

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2140
601 ₧

Unlike you I tend to try to stay on topic and be friendly to the forum users, SORREH

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2480
10 ₧

I wish we had snow... ...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2140
601 ₧

lolfag, I got snow AND it sucked, cause we couldn't leave the house for food

Rockbomb
Dog fucker

2009 Nov 13 • 1935
-190 ₧

Lol, let's all laugh at SRAW, cuz he doesn't have food.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3812
1,227 ₧

HE CAN HAVE MY FOOD BECAUSE I AM SO FAT! But seriously I'm not fat, SJ is the fat one. I'm as fit as fit can be.

Rockbomb
Dog fucker

2009 Nov 13 • 1935
-190 ₧

Oh...

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3812
1,227 ₧

I don't think you understand how fat SJ is.

Rockbomb
Dog fucker

2009 Nov 13 • 1935
-190 ₧

Did you have some sort of food or something in your hands?
Cuz if not, you should probably get an exorcism done... just in case. Birds don't usually do that, I think, so you must be possessed.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 2829
-6 ₧

by some sort of bird demon. I am on a journey that I hope I will never finish.

Rockbomb
Dog fucker

2009 Nov 13 • 1935
-190 ₧

From here on out, imma call AJ Swain.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3812
1,227 ₧

Well, I do give them food... but then they commonly just hang out on me somewhere from anywhere between 5 seconds to two minutes. I've had one roost on my head before. That was truly glorious. I'm on top of Tiger Mountain so often they see me as a fairly permanent fixture now and that my arrival means tasty snacks.

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2480
10 ₧

Pics or it didn't happen. ...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1442
574 ₧

I haven't had birds on my head. Just birds on my legs. Fucking hanging out and shit. Goddamn.

100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed

Outcast
How do I edit this?

2009 Dec 13 • 298

Seriously,that got me worried.

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2480
10 ₧

This is closely related to the story of ...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.

fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 706
13 ₧

its like the bird is a magical godess and you are saying to the bird

Yes I arrived .

Then the bird says

BOW TO ME ..

then you

your wish is my command oh great one

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3812
1,227 ₧

I often genuflect for birds.

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2002
404 ₧

That sure is one ability that attracts the ladies!

Also, you look like a zombie in these pictures.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1442
574 ₧

It was cold, and the wind was blowing. It's hard not to look like you might be undead in those pictures. After I finished taking the shots, my hands literally hurt from how cold it was getting. 100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed