melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 21 • 12838
666 ₧

The so called "RED TEAM" leader has just announced that the team has drafted none other than ex-champion Dan "Earthquake McGoon" Flancake to be their Scrum Half for the next season of Pole Socking.

**BAD IMAGE**

It still remains to be seen how the Phthalocyanine Green team will respond to this blatant lack of respect for authority.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 2971
-6 ₧

...he can suck a dick Samuel adams, always the white choice.

Jake?!

2008 Sep 2 • 196
34 ₧

To me, this seems more like a move designed to force some of the other teams hands during the off-season. While Earthquake definitely has an impact on the field still, his overall numbers have been declining. As I recall, the last time Red did something like this it was to hide a quiet little liquid acquistion of Jeremy "Hornswoggle" Gyrman. We'll see how it play out though. ?!

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5404
57,583 ₧

I've heard that they're making some moves for the "Bear" Johanssson, but God knows that'll end badly. I give a little into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no-one's gonna turn me 'round
Just one more step, I could let go

Jake?!

2008 Sep 2 • 196
34 ₧

I swear, everytime something like this happens, all the rumor mills have the same thing you just said, "_____ Team could be making moves for "Bear" Johansson".

I honestly hope Johansson dies in a buggy crash so this will stop. ?!

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5404
57,583 ₧

You're thinking of Johansson, I was talking about Johanssson. I hope one of them dies so the confusion stops :/ I give a little into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no-one's gonna turn me 'round
Just one more step, I could let go

SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 3883

Why don't we just merge them together. It'd be more fair that way.

For example: the left half of Johansson and the right half of Johanssson.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5404
57,583 ₧

But then they'd be called Johanssson or something equally crazy! I give a little into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no-one's gonna turn me 'round
Just one more step, I could let go

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 73
68 ₧

This stuff makes me wanna cut myself.. Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 2971
-6 ₧

yah, no shit Samuel adams, always the white choice.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5404
57,583 ₧

I've heard that Johansson is, in fact, dead. Bear trap while in practice. I give a little into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no-one's gonna turn me 'round
Just one more step, I could let go

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2375
601 ₧

It wasn't announced on the official pole socking website
http://www.polesocking.com/

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5404
57,583 ₧

Well, this is the breaking news truck. It breaks much more slowly on the official site. I give a little into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no-one's gonna turn me 'round
Just one more step, I could let go

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3945
1,227 ₧

But it breaks irreparably there.