Caught my dad with MY gf.

Caught my dad with MY gf.

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Sloth

2008 May 18 • 543
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://tinyurl.com/m63jx4
 
 
2010 Mar 11 at 06:22 PST
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
Do a barrel roll!
 
 
2010 Mar 11 at 07:12 PST
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
You cut her up and ate her!?

Anyways, you should sleep with your mom and make it even.
 
 
2010 Mar 11 at 10:33 PST — Ed. 2010 Mar 11 at 10:35 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
sprinkles said:
Anyways, you should sleep with your mom and make it even.

Thats just wrong.

No, hire a gay guy to fuck him while he sleeping.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Mar 11 at 16:16 PST — Ed. 2010 Mar 11 at 16:17 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3074
-6 ₧
wow your girl frend is hot
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Mar 11 at 17:09 PST
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
SolidKAYOS said:
sprinkles said:
Anyways, you should sleep with your mom and make it even.

Thats just wrong.

No, hire a gay guy to fuck him while he sleeping.


And, what I said was wrong?
 
 
2010 Mar 11 at 17:52 PST
jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
Your GF is name George?
 
 
2010 Mar 11 at 18:23 PST
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
jrkookid said:
Your GF is name George?



No you dumbass.

His GF's name is Curious George.
 
 
2010 Mar 11 at 19:24 PST
Killer-Duck
Homicidal Anatidae

2008 Mar 5 • 1169
633 ₧
Delicious copypasta is delicious.
QUACK! QUACK!
 
 
2010 Mar 12 at 00:17 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
It's Gorgeous George, actually.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2010 Mar 12 at 03:16 PST
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Killer-Duck said:
Delicious copypasta is delicious.


wow! the return of the spam bot! as with sloth, we all understand your a sad sloth, but thats not the only grill in the world! im sure a microwave is better
Free Steam Games
 
 
2010 Mar 12 at 04:41 PST
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
SRAW said:
Killer-Duck said:
Delicious copypasta is delicious.


wow! the return of the spam bot! as with sloth, we all understand your a sad sloth, but thats not the only grill in the world! im sure a microwave is better


How the fuck is a microwave better than a grill?

Microwaves don't even cook things.
 
 
2010 Mar 12 at 09:46 PST — Ed. 2010 Mar 12 at 09:46 PST
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 907
13 ₧
I always knew sloth was a little on the edge of the closet door
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2010 Mar 12 at 20:11 PST
jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
It's all about two sticks baby!
 
 
2010 Mar 13 at 00:17 PST
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 907
13 ₧
Killer-Duck said:
Delicious copypasta is delicious.



wow *kd post in other page*
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2010 Mar 13 at 01:49 PST
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
yeah i think its kd 4th post outside of hammer

kd's first was saying "i dont get it"
second was "you have a penis"
3rd was some solution in the programming section

congrats! kd
Free Steam Games
 
 
2010 Mar 13 at 02:01 PST
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
159 ₧
SRAW said:
yeah i think its kd 4th post outside of hammer

kd's first was saying "i dont get it"
second was "you have a penis"
3rd was some solution in the programming section

congrats! kd

There was another one, something about ihateaaron.com or something.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2010 Mar 13 at 03:26 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
And yet... he's never posted in the secret trucks...
 
 
2010 Mar 13 at 21:21 PST
Outcast
My points value is a hilarious example of numerical humor.

2009 Dec 13 • 561
80,085 ₧
i lol'd
 
 
2010 Mar 22 at 08:16 PDT
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