eDan Co.
Mighty Typist



2007 Sep 24 • 2917
252 ₧

Apparently not.

Here is a list of things I think (or know) have changed during the 2 years I have been gone:

I was drafted to the army!

Havokk got a name change (again).

AaronJer never sent me candy back.

Havokk lost his virginity.

SRAW might be a little bit smarter now that he is older.

Down Rodeo got his degree.

SuperJer married a chimp?!

I owe you all many many points for all the Point Days I wasn't here for. May contain traces of invisible text.

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 21 • 12838
666 ₧

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN.

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 73
68 ₧

Well he got my side right.

Mello..hes been in the army? Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau


2005 Mar 21 • 12838
666 ₧

Oh really? 'Cause I can't read. Thanks!

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 73
68 ₧

Your welcome Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2035
404 ₧

Guess the party's ON AGAIN, then.

sprinkles


2009 Sep 6 • 2545
10 ₧

So is this like a visit or are you going to stay?

phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 810
17 ₧

I agree, kafiyas make me angry too.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5404
57,583 ₧

See, I thought it might have been the army thing. Hell no, I don't have a degree, I'd failed a year. Not that I told anyone here that

Seriously, this is damn near orgasmic. I give a little into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no-one's gonna turn me 'round
Just one more step, I could let go

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 2971
-6 ₧

mello is a certified rapist preacher Samuel adams, always the white choice.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3945
1,227 ₧

I'm peeing right now. Edan, I wanted to send return candy but I couldn't understand or duplicate your crazy Hebrew hieroglyphs. If you give me a method of doing so I will send the candy. All the candy. All of it.

Also... drafted? Thank god I didn't join Hamas! That would have been aaaaawkward! Also it's nice you didn't die.

eDan Co.
Mighty Typist



2007 Sep 24 • 2917
252 ₧

I don't think I'll die anytime soon. I operate American PATRIOT missiles. Cool stuff.

Sadly, I'm not here to stay, because I get a week at home every four months.

Umm... So Havokk, how was it? May contain traces of invisible text.

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2375
601 ₧

Yes!! If he dies it will be better for all of us non-jews.
and to commemorate this solemn event of the jew coming back, let us sing along to:

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 73
68 ₧

It sucked without you. Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5404
57,583 ₧

I don't know if that's quite what you meant to say but by God, it's awesome. I give a little into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no-one's gonna turn me 'round
Just one more step, I could let go

cloud_the_system

2010 Sep 16 • 51

edan!! we can't stop here, this is bat country!

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1532
574 ₧

Getting drafted is just something that happens when you live in Israel. They have mandatory military service. A lot of people don't end up in actual military work though. 100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3945
1,227 ₧

Switzerland does that too. Even though they never fight anyone. I guess they just want to keep it that way. Everybody in the country is issued an assault rifle at a certain age. Pretty bad ass.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1532
574 ₧

It's weird because I've met Israeli girls at my school who are quiet, and unassuming, and they don't curse or drink or smoke or anything like that and when you ask them what they did before coming to the school they're always like "oh yeah I was in the army".

But like I said, I think it means different things than it does here. 100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 73
68 ₧

wait did he mean about sex? i thought he meant the site.
No, sex was fucking awesome you should try it sometime edan. Especially if you can find a girl who can take a cock in the mouth really well...ahh those are the best. Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3945
1,227 ₧

I prefer the ones who can't take it very well. And who don't want to take it.

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 73
68 ₧

That sounds just like you. But sadly your cousin wanted it right?

Oh ya when are you gonna come molest me? I turn 18 next March you know. Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3945
1,227 ₧

Oh, crap! I have that little time left to statutory the shit out of you? Damn it! I have a solid two months of scheduled molestations ahead of me. Can you wait until... middle of February? I can fit you in for a few minutes of unwanted attention in a crowded public place. Does that work for you?

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 73
68 ₧

Sounds good actually. Hopefully i wont have anything planned then. But f i do that actually makes it all the more better. Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 3882

It's so nice to know everything is going to work out.