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Dream Time

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2009 Mar 23 • 906
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aaronjer said:
I'm Special.

melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2014 Mar 9 at 16:39 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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aaronjer said:
That's very special.

During the rest of the dream, I was a journalist investigating a very dark and violent dystopian film in which a military state was employing cyborgs to carry out brutal false flag operations against unregistered civilians!
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2014 Mar 10 at 13:23 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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I had a dream about me eating papa john's pizza, which was funny cause I had eaten pizza that day!
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2014 Mar 10 at 14:36 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4623
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You have a boring head.
 
 
2014 Mar 10 at 17:23 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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I had a dream last night where four minutes of the subplot that ended the dream involved me getting advice from my father on where to get the best drip coffee in the area while the mall we were in was under siege by a combination of demons and terrorists. I couldn't find the first place he mentioned, so I went to the second one where, as plate glass and ceilings were crumbling all around us, I was mostly irritated by the fact that no one serving me seemed to be fluent in English and that they were confused by my simple questions. They too, were completely nonchalant about the surrounding chaos.

This was all far more interesting than SRAW's dream, possibly only because I don't regularly drink coffee
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2014 Mar 16 at 15:08 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6294
I get the impression that that wasn't a dream at all, but rather what actually happens on the off chance that NatureBones drinks coffee.
 
 
2014 Mar 20 at 16:55 PDT — Ed. 2014 Mar 20 at 16:56 PDT
Kelli

2010 Jan 27 • 24
After several nights of poor sleep in a row (Taksim Square in Istanbul was noisy, and Jerusalem had an amazing bar that kept me out way too late) I've finally started sleeping well now that I'm in Tel Aviv. At least until I had the following dream --

Access to the Temple Mount in Jerusalem is strictly limited for non-Muslims, with only one possible entryway available during specific hours of the day. I had just missed the day's window, and was pouting outside the gate when Alex showed up with a sandwich in hand. I started relaying my disappointment to him, when he walked right past me and started conversing with the guard at the gate. Before even a minute had passed, he was excitedly offering his untouched sandwich to the guard, who stated that he couldn't accept the sandwich if it was pork, as he was a devout Muslim. Alex assured him that it was not pork, then quietly pulled out his cell phone and started filming as the man took his first bite.

The guard quickly realized his mistake, threw the juicy pork sandwich to the ground and came charging at Alex -- who was laughing by this point -- and only after several other guards held their partner back, and many profuse apologies on our part, did we manage to get away. I was livid, but we'd managed to escape any serious harm, so I told Alex to consider himself lucky and we went our separate ways.

Despite the near-miss, Alex proceeded to upload the video he'd taken once he was back at his computer the next day, and international outrage over American interference at one of Islam's holiest sites quickly plunged the entire region into war. I realized I'd probably never be able to visit the site in my lifetime, and woke up from the dream out of pure despair.

Thanks.
 
 
2014 May 9 at 11:46 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
The fact that you were even in those inferior and stupid arab countries...
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2014 May 9 at 13:11 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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I see, I see... so the dream version of Alex succeeds at hiding the pork?

This may be the lowest hanging fruit on historical record.

Also, the mere fact that anyone was able to find that kind of sandwich, let alone a good one, in that part of the world is astonishing. I don't know, maybe it was cooked by that weird group of Palestinian Christians
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2014 May 9 at 13:42 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4623
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He probably brought a still living sow with him to the holy lands.
 
 
2014 May 10 at 12:50 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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aaronjer said:
He probably brought a still living sow with him to the holy lands.

It sounds grosser when you put it that way.
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2014 May 10 at 13:07 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
This is two-thirds of a dream from the night before last. I'm omitting the final third because it was a non-sequitur.

Quote:
i drive along through a landscape of mesas that is desert at a hundred feet above sea level and swamp below. around corners and down into the swamp i drive, the sky above me painted in a swirl as if someone mixed magenta and green watercolors, i drive past shacks and shotgun houses and reach one more cul-de-sac that ends in a a few corinthian columns the color of wet sand, rising out of a sucking hole that i can't seem to see into, and then i make a left.

i stop soon after and pull out a bicycle from the back of my car, then put a pizza in its basket and bike down the remainder of a dust-ridden driveway to a vine-covered house built against the side of a cliff. in all directions in the near distance, i see more of the columns, whole, tilted, broken off, all the same style, as though its architecture were more virus than plan. a man comes to the door, black stubble, small circularly-framed glasses, long black hair, lean, but he doesn't seem consistent, his form warping now and then as though invisible bubbles are passing by between us. "must be weird living next to a ruined water temple," i remark, making small talk as he signs his receipt. 'yeah, but it's not so bad. pretty quiet most of the time," he replies. the clouds swirl a little above the hole, like water circling a drain.


I should clarify probably a few things. The most important is that the hole that appeared at the end of the road, it wasn't as if my mind said "you shouldn't look into that, something BAD might happen," it was rather "don't bother to look into that because there's nothing you're capable of seeing in it." It was implied that there might be something there but that people generally weren't capable of perceiving anything. The rest of the "sense" of the dream was tertiary: I don't know why I biked that last stretch; I had no explanation for the bubbles and distortions but it's important to mention that I wasn't surprised by them and that they didn't have borders and I don't think I could have interacted with them, they were part of a different plane.
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2014 May 23 at 00:05 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6294
It's beautiful.
 
 
2014 May 23 at 11:13 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4623
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Well, they always do build water temples in places where the veil between worlds is thin.
 
 
2014 May 26 at 14:11 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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aaronjer said:
Well, they always do build water temples in places where the veil between worlds is thin.

That could be it! The way my mind was translating it at the time is that this was plainly a desert area and that they probably built it to channel forces so as to render it more inhabitable, like terraforming but with magic. But something went wrong and so there were swampy patches and the rest had regressed to desert. It made me wonder when I woke up what other temples would be like and where they were located...
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2014 May 26 at 14:49 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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In more normal? dream news, I dreamt last night that I bumped into the senior English teacher that Nez and I had and that he invited me to his third wedding. The wedding was stylized as a staged murder mystery with a barbecue to follow as the reception. The invitations even said right on them WEDDING/MURDER BBQ. Even though this was my subconscious at work, I can still see him trying to pull off this exact kind of stunt. So, if any of you are planning on getting hitched in the next several, I would recommend implementing this idea immediately. In the meantime, I will know I have found The Right One when she consents to this stupid shit my brain came up with.
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2014 May 27 at 12:29 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Last night was not the first time I had drop kicked someone in a dream, but it did mark the first time that I did it so vigorously, so intensely, that I woke myself up because I had punched myself in the jaw.

Each day is a new adventure. My jaw is sore though
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2014 Aug 13 at 11:32 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6294
Well my jaw is growing all kinds of extra bone material which is sticking way out from where it is supposed to be and is actually getting quite uncomfortable!
 
 
2014 Aug 13 at 15:13 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Superjerrrr I thought we agreed that you weren't going to mention these things and that we all conceded that not one of us, nor anyone we knew, nor anyone we could posit as having existed can compete with your prodigious jaw outside of maybe Bruce Campbell.
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2014 Aug 13 at 15:43 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6294
I don't know if that ever was the case. But it certainly will be considering this alarming growth rate.
 
 
2014 Aug 13 at 15:46 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Hmmm... I guess I wasn't lying fast enough that time.

Well, I'm sure it's probably nothing more mysterious than your body generating new teeth to fill the gaps that invisalign is trying to create between your old teeth.
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2014 Aug 14 at 16:00 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6294
Ah so that is what is going on. What a relief!
 
 
2014 Aug 14 at 19:09 PDT
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
So! I had a dream last night where Nez, atojamz, and myself were at someone's house late at night when we decided rather abruptly that the most important thing we needed to be doing at that moment was to be getting burgers at Dick's. But as it was a dream, nothing is easily or readily accomplished.

First, we exited the house, and were immediately in a city with a lot of brick corridors and alleyways. There were chain-link fences surrounding the perimeter and even covering some spaces where there were already walls, as well as blocking off patchy spots thirty feet in the air (though still connected to a base). Worse, it wasn't a matter of walking down one street or another to get there, but there were gates built into the fences that were covered in chains and locks and only opened in one direction. Nez and AJ were trying to figure out whether we should go north through a waterway or south and around while I was trying to locate some wire-cutters with red plastic handles that I ultimately did nothing with and left jammed in a fence. Fortunately for us, as we decided to go the south route and use Nez's car, there were a bunch of people returning from the south after going clubbing or some such thing and we were able to sneak through some of the gates going the wrong way.

Of course, as we got to the car, the problems only increased. I was riding shotgun, AJ was in the back, and Nez was driving, but Nez also immediately got on the freeway going south which was wholly unnecessary. We soon realized that the problems stemmed from the fact that almost as soon as we got in the car and began driving, Nez started falling asleep. AJ and I were both yelling at him out of frustration with how irresponsible he was, less than the idea that any of us were in some real danger. We kept yelling at him and he kept falling asleep. Neither AJ nor I grabbed at the wheel Meanwhile, the freeway we were traveling on had several built-in gaps and jumps and we kept on rocketing off one after the other and landing on the other side, though it was becoming increasingly apparent that this sort of driving was not safe. Finally, on one of the last jumps, we went up and directly to the right. We did not go forward. The car did not turn. It just moved along its axis, to the right. We came crashing down into the courtyard of a mall with no significant damage to ourselves, the vehicle, or the surroundings. AJ and I decided this was as good a place as any to begin looking for snacks, but Nez was more worried about the pet rabbit he had been keeping in the car and possibly endangered, so AJ and I both immediately declared him to be stupid.

The end. Or the end of the relevant part of the dream.
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2014 Nov 6 at 12:23 PST
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Are you sure it wasn't Harold, Kumar and Gordan Freeman instead?
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2014 Nov 6 at 15:58 PST
NatureJay
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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
SRAW said:
Are you sure it wasn't Harold, Kumar and Gordan Freeman instead?

I LOL'ed. Nice one.
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2014 Nov 6 at 17:10 PST
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