Garfield Reduction

Garfield Reduction

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SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6441
The cool new thing is to take Garfield comics and remove everything Garfield says (and sometimes more).

No, this is not my idea originally.

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2006 Apr 30 at 02:54 PDT
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 26 • 159
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Ok, I'll bite:

Brayor
 
 
2006 May 6 at 07:59 PDT
Jet Monkey Duo
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2005 Mar 26 • 159
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Some more:







Brayor
 
 
2006 May 7 at 09:00 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Awesome, those rock
The one with Odie in the drawer is genious, I only wish I didn't already have all the original punchlines memorized, and it would have been funnier.

This one isn't as good, but now that I've made it:



It's sad how this and many others are basically the same joke as the original. Obviously the added words weren't needed and just get in the way and kill the hilarity.
 
 
2006 May 10 at 15:23 PDT
Jet Monkey Duo
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2005 Mar 26 • 159
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Sometimes you can get an entirely different joke by removing the words, like in this one.

I've got a bunch but this one is so funny it deserves a post all to itself:

Brayor
 
 
2006 May 11 at 19:30 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Oh my god that is fantastic.

New meaning. Now very minimalist:

Creepier:

From the Jon-is-a-complete-fucking-lunatic files:

Same joke, more subtle:

Same joke, more subtle:
 
 
2006 May 12 at 02:18 PDT
Big Poop
I JUST KEEP TALKING

2006 May 11 • 9
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good job with the photo shop
 
 
2006 May 12 at 09:51 PDT
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 26 • 159
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Photoshop? These were done in MS paint. Would you use a buic to swat a fly? Hoo ha! (<-- From the big book of classic SJ quotes)

Here's some more garfield.









I like the ones where all meaning is gone, like these two:


Brayor
 
 
2006 May 12 at 19:35 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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I would join in, but I dont know how. :/
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 May 14 at 17:52 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Step 1: go to http://garfield.com/comics/comics_archives_strip.html?1978-ga780619
Step 2: browse until you find a comic that needs less Garfield talking
Step 3: copy/paste it into mspaint and edit it
Step 4: show it to the interweb.

Seemed funnier in my head:


Ambiguously gross :)


I wish real comic strips did this:


From the Garfield-is-dead files:


More Jon-is-a-lunatic:
 
 
2006 May 15 at 00:51 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Kind of odd how the dialogue kills the joke. I temember that brief period of time when Jim Davis went insane and was drawing thre craziest strips imaginable, but now it's turned into a watered down parody of itself.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 May 15 at 14:12 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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I went to superjer's link and found this along with an ad and a bunch of broken pictures:



What the hell is that?
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 May 16 at 06:48 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

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2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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That was the very first comic he drew. Before he started to figure out how to draw and do things like draw on a 400% scale and shrink it down.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 May 16 at 12:42 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
That's what Garfield originally looked like. You can use the controls at the bottom of that page to get to any other day's comic since 1978.
 
 
2006 May 17 at 10:39 PDT
Big Poop
I JUST KEEP TALKING

2006 May 11 • 9
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i only have adobe paint shop
 
 
2006 May 23 at 10:08 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Haha.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 May 23 at 13:15 PDT
Jet Monkey Duo
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2005 Mar 26 • 159
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I'm really curious as to exactly what Adobe Paintshop is.

And anyway you only need ms paint to do these.
Brayor
 
 
2006 May 24 at 19:39 PDT
Downfall
Was: pwnisher
2005 Apr 23 • 94
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i never go into garfield, my childhood comic was intantly snatched away by calvin and hobbes collections.

When I wrote this post it wonder what the comic would be like without hobbes talking.
 
 
2006 May 31 at 20:20 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6441
It doesn't work. I've seen it tried. C&H just gets less funny when you remove things. The problem appears to be that it is funny to BEGIN WITH...
 
 
2006 Jun 2 at 20:12 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Hobbes is the shit.


Whats more awesome than a Philosophy-speaking tiger?
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Jun 3 at 06:12 PDT
Zarathustra
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2005 Apr 30 • 315
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ME!
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Jun 7 at 18:49 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6441
^^ at least he got the moticons right...
 
 
2006 Jun 7 at 19:32 PDT
molkman
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2005 May 2 • 2066
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I can only laugh because there's absolutely no point to laugh at those...

Plus I'm wondering why I still have the christmas avatar...
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2006 Jun 8 at 02:49 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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You could try changing it.

I think I might change mine back.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Jun 8 at 06:40 PDT
Zarathustra
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2005 Apr 30 • 315
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Back on track.

Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Dec 12 at 02:34 PST
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