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Badass Mothafucka Medal
2006 May 20 • 287
216 ₧
2006 Dec 7 at 03:21 PST
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
I like the parallel she made between raising kids and raising animals. Wasn't she the one that got rid of one of her miniature chihuahuas because it got older/bigger and was no longer cute enough to suit her needs?

This has potential to be both funny and uniquely terrible. Someone out there would probably want to mine her for our greatest resource. Even more terrible, I can see a TV series out of it, and legions of cow-eyed mouth breathers modeling their own actions and revelations after hers.

I think humanity has a had a good run, but now it's time to go.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
2006 Dec 7 at 09:51 PST
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
She has a stripper pole in her basement.

Love to see the kids faces when they find that one.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
2006 Dec 7 at 14:44 PST
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