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BloodFarts
2015 Jul 12 • 14
I assaulted a spider with a cactus. I think it has rights to an attorney but I'm not sure. Help plz.
 
 
2015 Aug 2 at 01:51 PDT
Outcast
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2009 Dec 13 • 551
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I still want to learn how to fart blood.
 
 
2015 Aug 2 at 12:17 PDT
BloodFarts
2015 Jul 12 • 14
Outcast said:
I still want to learn how to fart blood.

I will teach you Kouhai.
 
 
2015 Aug 2 at 13:51 PDT
SuperJer
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2005 Mar 20 • 6232
With the right friends anything is possible.
 
 
2015 Aug 2 at 17:15 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4604
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Spiders have no legal rights in the state of Washington, you're good, but if you leave the state you might be prosecuted.
 
 
2015 Aug 2 at 20:21 PDT
jeff is wizlord

2014 Nov 12 • 280
Unless, of course, you were walking through the water and thinking about them. Then it's a whole new set of laws you have to adhere to. Spider laws.
 
 
2015 Aug 2 at 20:32 PDT
BloodFarts
2015 Jul 12 • 14
Oh shit.
 
 
2015 Aug 3 at 00:54 PDT
Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2453
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BloodFarts said:
I assaulted a spider with a cactus. I think it has rights to an attorney but I'm not sure. Help plz.

Your question is somewhat ambiguous, are we talking about the spider's rights or the cactus'?
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
 
 
2015 Aug 3 at 11:45 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4604
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Cactus rights are all over the place in Washington, and are mostly based on city ordinances. For example, in Bremerton, if you're caught mishandling a cactus you can be fined up to $50, no big deal. However, in the fairly small town of Shelton you'll risk the death penalty for so much as even talking about a cactus, or in one case Hames vs. Carter(2011), describing a 'prickly' situation.
 
 
2015 Aug 3 at 12:55 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6232
Stop copying shit from Wikipedia.
 
 
2015 Aug 4 at 18:03 PDT
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