Help me write the most dense english paper possible

Help me write the most dense english paper possible

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Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II 1st Place Medal
2007 Sep 13 • 79
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I need help with finding obfuscatory jargon to put in my english essay about the "Heart of Darkness". I have a short list myself but I would like terms that you find especially interesting/confusing.

Examples of what I'm trying to do:
The essential paradigm of cyberspace is creating partially situated identities out of actual or potential social reality in terms of canonical forms of human contact, thus renormalizing the phenomenology of narrative space and requiring the naturalization of the intersubjective cognitive strategy, and thereby resolving the dialectics of metaphorical thoughts, each problematic to the other, collectively redefining and reifying the paradigm of the parable of the model of the metaphor.

SRAW said:
hey a rare cameo by adhesive
2008 Dec 10 at 20:29 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5485
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You seem to have done pretty well there. That's a sentence that has a lot of words for saying nothing. :p
2008 Dec 11 at 03:15 PST
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