Here ya go, try one of these!

Here ya go, try one of these!

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aaronjer
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Here's a transcript of a recent conversation I had with NatureJay while we were blowing something up.

Quote:
Semyon Gnyevko > I had a dream last night that a guy named Cover ended up going to a place called The Abyss in hell. Nobody knew what happened in there but he became unstoppably powerful and decided to try and destroy the universe.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Yeah, there's a very specific abyss that will do that, but neither god nor the devil want you to know about that.

Semyon Gnyevko > There was some extra dimension he found that was full of fail-safes that were used as universal resets or destruct switches. He was going to use a destruct switch. Apparently everything but The Abyss would be erased from existence. Cover was so...

Semyon Gnyevko > powerful that all the forces of Heaven and Hell decided to fight over control of The Abyss instead of trying to stop him.

Semyon Gnyevko > Even though they had no idea what was in there.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Count me among the not surprised

Semyon Gnyevko > I decided to go to that failsafe dimension to try to convince Cover to not destroy everything, or at least to destryo significantly less. I'd be okay if he blew up Texas or something.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > How did you formulate that argument

Semyon Gnyevko > Well, I wasn't sure what his reasons were for what he was doing. I found out that he was just totally crazy and mumbling about a cat or something. The failsafe he was using was very creepy.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Describe this in the most detail possible

Semyon Gnyevko > It was a 30 foot tall black stone obelisk that had what appeared to be people made out of the same material trying to pull themselves out of it. They were all frozen in position.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > So it was a combination of the monolith in 2001 a Space Oddyssey and that weird stone block from that awful Hellraiser III movies

Semyon Gnyevko > It was also fatally cold. If you were within 20 feet of it it felt like winter. And if you were within 5 feet you'd be dead in minutes.

Semyon Gnyevko > If you touched you'd probably just turn into one of those black stone people or something.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > That would make the most sense. Go on

Semyon Gnyevko > Cover was apparently unaffected by it, and he was doing something inexplicable and magical with it. I hadn't seen his face until this point, and when he looked at me his face was solid luminescent green. No features. Not sure what that was about.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Maybe he was pure energy?

Semyon Gnyevko > My memory of the dream fades a bit here, but I eventually found a failsafe that would destroy the failsafe dimension and activated it.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Did that take out the forces of heaven and hell with it since they were sort of in tussle over it anyway?

Semyon Gnyevko > It didn't destroy me with it, it just sent me to a mostly empty 24 hour diner in the desert.

Semyon Gnyevko > No, the forces of Heaven and Hell were unaffected, they didn't even know it happened, they were still fighting over the abyss.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I would expect tht much

Vsevolod Petrosyan > That's quite awesome

Vsevolod Petrosyan > And also kind of makes me wish there was more scary door

Semyon Gnyevko > I have no idea where Cover went, or why his name was Cover.

Semyon Gnyevko > Or why his face was green, or what the fuck was in that abyss...

Semyon Gnyevko > Too many questions!

Vsevolod Petrosyan > That's okay. I don't know why that one dark priest is named Shaft

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Okay, whoever the fuck is torrenting up the line, I'm going to push them down the stairs, then push them back up the stairs, then throw them in the elevator shaft.

Semyon Gnyevko > Instead, push them up the elevator shaft, throw them out a window, and then push them up the stairs.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I'll throw them out the stairs and push them in the window and stuff the elevator shaft inside them

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I will give them the shaft... the elevator shaft.


I hope you enjoyed the time you spent reading this. If you didn't, I hope you fall down and have to go to the hospital.
 
 
2009 Feb 10 at 10:51 PST
Down Rodeo
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Once again you exceed all expectorations. That's totally not what I mean, I know, but it sounds the funnys.

Oh oh oh, maybe you were thinking of Molkman's Rolling Stones cover!
Oh oh oh, to touch and feel virgin girls' vaginas and hymens.
 
 
2009 Feb 10 at 11:25 PST — Ed. 2009 Feb 10 at 11:27 PST
SolidKAYOS
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That was.....cool!Did you see the forces of heaven and hell fighting?Or did God just come up to you and say..."Hey we are ganna go fight for that abyss so we may live...OW my eye!"

If so...details of what they look like plz.

And HOW he hell did you get too the.....the dimension with that stone thingy?Did you just so happen to see a escalator going up to it and saw Cover running up there with Godlike speed or maybe a teleport?

and do you think maybe we wanted to kill "That" cat????

Maybe his arch nemesis is...THAT CAT!
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 Feb 10 at 14:42 PST — Ed. 2009 Feb 10 at 14:49 PST
NatureJay
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We have pretty good conversations about dreams while also blowing things, but I'm a little surprised to see it here and also you not seeming to try to recruit more of these goons.

Actually, we'll make someone else do it. Someone who cares (i.e. not me).
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2009 Feb 10 at 15:34 PST — Ed. 2009 Feb 10 at 15:35 PST
aaronjer
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I'm sorry, Havokk, but that conversation happened a few days ago. Dream memories fade within hours, I don't remember any of it anymore. When I even brought it up with EnJay I already had forgotten most of the details... which is why the description was so unfortunately short compared to my other dreams.

And honestly, Cover was just nuts, what he was saying didn't mean anything. As far as getting to the failsafe dimension, I think it just wasn't very hard to get there in general, it was activating the failsafes themselves that nobody but Cover could do.

And EnJay, just because we happened to be playing Eve when I mentioned this to you doesn't mean Eve is automatically attached to the conversation. Jeez.
 
 
2009 Feb 10 at 21:31 PST
Down Rodeo
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2009 Feb 11 at 04:27 PST
NatureJay
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Well, we are hiring, provided the applicant is not retarded, and you did spam the chat a few days ago, if you know what I mean.

Down Radiohead: We like the goons and what they bring to the table. This wasn't a genius act, like when they were spamming capitals with noob frigates to slow down the other clients long enough to take them down. Certainly, it was funny that a spy would come in to keep track of the Goons and then decide that he liked the better and proceed to steal the opposing alliance's stuff as well as shutting it down and starting a new corp with the same name as some extra salt on the earth. Will it change all that much? Probably not, as that alliance reformed pretty quickly and regained their sovereignty.

Unofficially, we're a little pissed because they won't respond to our advances and we're having to seek out lesser options.
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2009 Feb 11 at 09:22 PST
Down Rodeo
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2009 Feb 11 at 09:27 PST
aaronjer
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I'd rather hang out with Bre in Mostly Harmless or Wildy Inappropriate or whatever the fuck it's called anyway. We'd have to go get SA accounts if we wanted to join Goons, and they're not exactly high-sec friendly. Our POS would explode within minutes if we joined the Goons, and all of our methods of making money would dry up just as fast.

These Arcane guys are probably unimportant enough to remain without war decs most of the time.

And yeah, the Goons didn't take over like so many people are saying... all they did was make Band of Brothers change it's name to RenZoku.
 
 
2009 Feb 11 at 10:26 PST
NatureJay
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Huh. I had an unusual dream the other night...

I dreamed a couple night ago that I was meeting aaronjer and JMB at their new place on the outskirts of a small town. I don't remember much about the town itself, except it's abundance of drainpipes and that the surrounding country was dry, colorful brush while the interior was an uninteresting slate gray. They had rented a duplex, which was a tall, thin, spire of a building. Half of it was falling apart and they had rented the functional half. I tried knocking on the door, but there was no response, so I pulled off the boards from the entrance to the other side. Each side of the duplex was no wider than a modest room and made use of the space by stacking one piece on top of the other. The left side had been in disrepair for some time, dusty, water damaged, cobwebs of all sorts. I edged my way up the broken staircases and made my way up to the joined attic, where I managed to find a trap door that led to a hall closet. When I entered the living room, they were mildly surprised and asked why I hadn't used the front door, so I explained. Also, aaronjer had a Japanese girlfriend, which was perhaps the strangest feature of the dream. And everyone was playing Mario Kart. The SNES version.
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2009 Feb 28 at 11:06 PST
aaronjer
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That's ridiculous. I would NEVER play Mario Kart with my Japanese girlfriend.
 
 
2009 Feb 28 at 12:47 PST
SolidKAYOS
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..But you do have a japanese girlfriend?.NICE
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 Feb 28 at 13:00 PST
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