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SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
For you to know IM Number 2!





IF you were born on the

1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month you are number 1.
2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then you are number 2.
3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then you are number 3.
4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then you are Number 4.
5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then you are number 5.
6th, 15th, 24th of any month then you are number 6.
7th, 16th, 25th of any month then you are number 7.
8th, 17th, 26th of any month then you are number 8.
9th, 18th, 27th of any month then you are number 9.


Number 1

You are smart, a straight talker, funny, stubborn,
hardworking, honest,jealous on a competitive basis,
kind hearted, temperamental, friendly,and popular.
You always want to be on the top and most independent.

You are most likely to fall in love at a young age,
but will marry once you mature! You are likely to have
problems with people who have opposite views and you
are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in
a long time basis.

You are a spender, but you will have a good profession
in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular.

You can go anywhere from the local shop to the
heart of the parliament because you are positive
and talented in numerous areas. But in your life you
will always have some people who will work hard to
bring you and your name down.

Because of your intelligence, some might hate you.
You are a pioneer,

independent and original your best match is 4,6,8
while a good match would be with 3,5,7


Number 2

No matter what, every one will love you because you are
ruled by the Moon. You day dream a lot, you have a very
low-self esteem, you need to have a back up for every
move in your life, you are very unpredictable.

You tend to change according to time and circumstances,
selfish, have a very strong sense of musical and
artistic talent and powerful verbal communication.
You can be sweet as an angel and can be ruthless
when double crossed. Some might say you have a
sixth sense. You will become a poet, writer,
an artist or a businessperson. You are not strong
in love, so your relationship will be in disarray
until you settle down.

If you are a girl, you will be responsible for
your family.If you are a man, you tend to get
involve in fights and arguments in the family.

You will sacrifice your life for your family.
You are gentle, intuitive with a broad vision.
You make a well-balanced person.
Your best match is 2, 7,5, and 9 no other people
can put up with you!!!


Number 3

You are hardhearted and selfish most of the time.
You always tend to have lots of problems within your
family in the early stages but you will be able to
cope with everything.

You seem to have your way in everything.

And from birth you would always have to work hard
to achieve anything you want.
You always make a point to set examples on others,
especially the younger ones.
Generally you are not a cool person.

Its not easy dealing with you.
A tough player you are! But once you are comfortable
with someone, it will be a lasting friendship.

You always earn respect from others.
Your like seems to have lots of worries and problems
but they wont be for long. You will have brilliant kids!

You love money a bit too much so temptation will
push you to try endlessly. You will look after your
family and help friends, so you will spend a life time
just being generous and

kind except for men born on the 21st.

You love your freedom, creative and ambitious,
a person who brings beauty, hope and joy to this world!!
Your best match 6 and 9. Good match 1, 3, and 5


Number 4

You are very stubborn, very hard working but unlucky in
important matters in life, very cool and helpful.
You might repel people away from you, you may cause
nuisance to others if you area man,
as you gifted are with understanding other
peoples problems.

If you are a girl, you excel in your studies and arts.
If you are a guy you spend most of your time with
girl friends and you tend to have too much fun with
your mates and girls. Your friends will spend your
time and money and get on with their life and you
will be left empty handed. So be careful! You love
to spend. Your positive side is that you are always
around to help family and friends.

You always fall in love with those younger than you.
You often live with disappointments but you will take
good care of your family. You need to be careful of
people who will take advantage of your kind heart.
And beware of your relationships too. You are radical,
patient, persistent, and a hit old-fashioned;
you live with foundation and order.

Your best match 1, 8. Good match 5, 6, and 7


Number 5

You are very popular and you can get things done only
by talking. Even to your enemies!

You are business-minded and like to do things
spontaneously. You will be famous if you get involved
in any business.

Your friends and families will always ask for your help,
and you are the one actually with the money to help
your friends. You will have more than one relationship,
but when you settle down you tend to be selfish.

You tend to go for other relationships - even if you
are married at times because of your popularity.

You tend to get along easily with anyone because the
numbers is a middle number. You love freedom,
and changes.

You learn your life through your personal experiences.
Your best match 1, 2, Good match 6, 8.


Number 6

Ooopppss.. you were born to enjoy! You dont care
about others. I mean you always wanted to have a
lifetime of enjoyment. You will excel in either
education or business management!

You are talented, kind but with only people
who you think are nice, and popular.
All good things come easily to you.

Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.
You are loveable by any number. But if you are a
number 6 men, you will be involved in more thana few
relationships until you get married.

If you are a girl, most of you will get married or
engaged early. You are a caring person towards your
family and friends. You are a person of compassion,
comfort and fairness, domestic responsibility,
good judgment, and after all you can heal this
worlds wounds to make peace for everyone because
you have the great power and caring talent to take
the world of love further..

Your best match 7, 6, and 9. Good match 4, 5


Number 7

You are realistic, confident, happy, and talented
in education, music, art, singing, and most
importantly in acting.

You also have a bad temper! You value your family
status a lot; you will be in the top rank when
you reach a certain age.

If you are a guy you are popular with girls.
Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with
their married life. Only a few are happy.
You have everything in your life but with worries
throughout your lifetime.

You need to get ready looking for a partner
rather than waiting. If you dont,
then you might end-up being single.
You are born to contribute to everyones joy.
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4


Number 8

You have a very strong personality and people will find
it hard to understand you. You are more likely to
suffer in your younger years. You might be also the one
responsible to look out for your family.

You often suffer all the way through life. You will
learn life in a very practical way. You are the one
who will fight for justice and may even die in
the war too. You are normally very reserved with a
handful of friends and most of the time, live life
alone and always prepared to help others.

However, once you settle down,which is often late,
then your had lucks will disappear.

You will face unexpected problems such as encountering
poisonous animals, and accidents. You are
highly-disciplined, persistence, and courageous,
and it is your strength that will take you to success.

You are a great part of a family team.You are a fighter!

Your Best match are 1, 4, and 8. Good match 5.


Number 9

You guys are the most incompatible people in the world.
You are so strong, physically and mentally.

You often have big-aims. You will work hard and will
think its still hard to get there, even if you
already have gotten there! Normally you suffer in
the early age from family problems and generally
you will have to fight in life.

You are respected by others. You were however very
naughty in your childhood,and often got beaten up by
your parents and had been involved in fights and you
seemed to have suffered lots of injuries.

But when you grow older you become calm and will fall
into the quiet and dignified macho type.

Love is not an easy matter for you. You are however
good in engineering or banking jobs because people
always trust you. Your family life is very good,
but you will always worry over your children.

Your finer qualities are that you are humanitarian,
patient, very wise and compassionate.

You are born to achieve targets and serve every one
equally without any prejudice.

You are a role model for everyone.

Your best match 3, 5,6, and 9. Good match 2
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jan 23 at 17:44 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12861
666 ₧
if i could demand spades i would.
 
 
2008 Jan 23 at 17:53 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
Seconded.

Horoscopes are crap with no actual bearing on what happens at all anywhere (spot the mathematical physicist :D).
If ever you see an horoscope that is eerily correct remind yourself that every probability curve has its far end.
 
 
2008 Jan 23 at 18:14 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Well, mine wasn't even close.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:27 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12861
666 ₧
NOW: BRINGING TO YOU HIS MYSTICAL INSIGHTS IS.... ME.

ok. here is what im sensing.
if your birthday has some numbers in it, you are probably a human...
now. take your phone number and divide by 56. if it has the number 9 in it, you are either a male or female. if no 9, you are male or female AND most likely have hands.
your personality, if you see in color, is probably emotional in some way. emotional, meaning you feel emotions. remember kids, black and white ARE colors.
if you dont see anything, your birthday falls on a day ending in Y.


this concludes my foresight. how accurate was I?
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 11:31 PST
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
100%

demon.
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 13:15 PST — Ed. 2008 Jan 24 at 13:16 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Sadly mine was very close.....very close.Like an Inch close
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 13:20 PST
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

THISISAMEDAL
2007 Oct 21 • 912
41 ₧
Im a 4 and unfortunatly its mostly true. WEIRD!?
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 16:04 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
I'm also a no. 4. And lol. Seriously. As soon as I read 'hard-working' I knew I was in for some inaccuracies. I'm about as hard-working as a Supermodel... and as pretty as one too.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 16:13 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12861
666 ₧
yes, but what about MINE.
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 16:18 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Ok ill be specific ALL MINE IS TRUE! I get into fight with my parents (just ask jigsaw)Im nice but if im pissed ill beat you down (just watch me die in halo)I do anything my family wants. So ya im true all the way..
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 16:34 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
See what I said about random coincidence? Humans are made to spot patterns and similarities (ok, not made; but you guys know what I mean) and as such it is unsurprising that with a 'prediction' so vague someone makes it fit...

and breathe.

Like the marginally-related problem: at a party with 30 people, how likely is it that any two peeps will share a birthday? Those who know the answer get to provide a proof, cause I only half-remember it and cannot be arsed digging it out :D
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 17:26 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12861
666 ₧
its like 70 percent or something.
heres a page i havnt read.
http://leaver.org/noca//birthday/other.html
 
 
2008 Jan 24 at 17:28 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2008 Jan 25 at 06:16 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Math is awesome!!

Excuse me while I integrate something...

the answer is pi!!
 
 
2008 Jan 25 at 13:56 PST
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12861
666 ₧
superjer you forgot to find the tangent squared. I think pi is the answer, only it is 4% of the answer.
 
 
2008 Jan 25 at 14:16 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Holy shit...well at least your not lawyers.....
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jan 25 at 15:04 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0

That's amazing.

Also, I have a friend studying law. I'm doing a lot of maths. Together, presumably Havokk Edge finds us EEEEEEEEEVIL.
 
 
2008 Jan 26 at 10:53 PST — Ed. 2008 Jan 26 at 10:54 PST
jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1415
110 ₧
i got #5 and its ummm........70 or 76% out of 100
 
 
2008 Jan 26 at 20:20 PST
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
I tend to notice that your more likely so see things inside yourself when they might not be as prominent, when someone or something else tells you how you act. Especially if your insecure. Thats why I think horrorscopes are BS because people "see" their own traits in the horrorscope, when it might be nonexistent. IE: The people that read horrorscopes are insecure about their own personallities on the inside, so they go and seek the horoscope for guideance.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Jan 27 at 09:44 PST
Djuice27

2008 Jan 21 • 153
132 ₧
Number 4 and it was proboly 30% correct
Duh Dun Dun Duh Dun Dun
 
 
2008 Jan 27 at 09:55 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Horoscopes just say things that probably apply to everyone. No surprise they are "right" 75% of the time. Examples:

"You have a very strong personality..."
Almost everybody thinks they have a strong personality.

"You have a temper..."
Who doesn't?


Sometimes they say contradicting things so you'll pick the one that makes sense to you without realizing it. Examples:

"You have lots of problems within your family but you tend to work it out."
Obviously applies to everyone.

"You can be sweet as an angel and can be ruthless when double crossed."
Duh.


Even with all this psychology and fuzzy lines going for horoscopes, they are still occasionally, clearly dead wrong. That just goes to show how useless they are.
 
 
2008 Jan 27 at 15:17 PST — Ed. 2008 Jan 27 at 15:19 PST
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