Old Mother Hubbard went to the Horseporn
To get her Horsepornish Horseporn a bone.
When she got there, the Horseporn was Horseporny
And so her Horsepornous dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the Horseporn
to fetch a Horseporn of water.
Jack fell down and broke his Horseporn,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her Horseporn.
And when she was Horsepornish, she was very, very Horsepornish,
And when she was bad, she was Horseporn.
There was a Horsepornitave woman
who Horseporned in a shoe.
She had so many Horseporns
She didn't know what to do.