HOT TO DEATH
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2010 Jun 28 at 10:13
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buq25
2008 Jul 5 • 462
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caffeine? Not good enough. Roll a dice:
1:Speed
2:Cocaine
3:LSD
4:Heroine
5:Coleneuramide
6:Toxin
I have no idea what 5 does... And toxin since I don't bother anymore  .
edit: Wiki: Coleneuramide: Other name for the same thing: Coeleteramide: "animals were stimulated to emit light."
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(Edited 2010 Jun 28 at 10:31)
2010 Jun 28 at 10:30
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker
2009 Nov 13 • 1849
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LSD? Why the hell would you substitute that for caffine? lmao
He wants to be awake, not trippin balls.
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2010 Jun 28 at 10:50
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phoenix_r
2009 May 13 • 549
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Rockbomb said: LSD? Why the hell would you substitute that for caffine? lmao
He wants to be awake, not trippin balls.
Have you tried sleeping on LSD? IMPOSSIBLE!
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2010 Jun 28 at 14:38
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker
2009 Nov 13 • 1849
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phoenix_r said: Rockbomb said: LSD? Why the hell would you substitute that for caffine? lmao
He wants to be awake, not trippin balls.
Have you tried sleeping on LSD? IMPOSSIBLE! Yeah but I'm sure you're wanting to stay awake for a reason, you're not gonna get shit done if you're too busy worried about the plants that are talking to you 
And no, I've never tried it.
And I know this might sound stupid, but eat a lot of fruit, apples especially. There are lots of natural sugar, so you'll get the energy without any crash... and its a shitload healthier than cocaine and heroin. Granted, you're not gonna stay awake for a week straight on an apple binge, but it'll help.
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2010 Jun 28 at 15:15
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superjer
superjer
2005 Mar 20 • 3742
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You're a patsy for the apple commission aren't you?!?!
Who do you work for?!
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2010 Jun 28 at 18:00
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5258
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2010 Jun 28 at 18:05
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superjer
superjer
2005 Mar 20 • 3742
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Sorry I'll change it:
Who does work you do get done worked for?!
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2010 Jun 28 at 19:22
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2068
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It's quite obvious he's the one who assigns colors to the new guys who join on this forum
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2010 Jun 29 at 03:15
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buq25
2008 Jul 5 • 462
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Am I the only one concerned about the fact that if you give nr 5 to animals and ... Stimulates... Them, they start to glow?
And LSD isn't fun. It's boring. Being as boring as I am, I went out flying. Fun, yeah really, if I wouldn't have been stopped by the wall of smoke that spoke to me of how much better McCain would be than Obama I felt bad. Then, I had a weird vision of me running around on a grassy ground thingy with a machine gun and killed a bunch of flowers, singing "We are family".
Then, I took some online cartoons, grinded them down, snorted it up, fell asleep and woke up at the police department. I then knew, I would only take online comics as drugs.
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(Edited 2010 Jun 30 at 16:11)
2010 Jun 30 at 16:10
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5258
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2010 Jun 30 at 16:19
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sprinkles
2009 Sep 6 • 2431
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Your avatar is crazy sick (not in a good way).
...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.
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2010 Jun 30 at 16:24
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buq25
2008 Jul 5 • 462
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sprinkles said: Your avatar is crazy sick (not in a good way).
Guess you mean me, since nobody else changes their avatar around here  .
Curses, Rockbomb!
Well, it's the most sexual and displeasing picture I could find that wouldn't get me banned. Atleast not directly. If you couldn't tell, her nipples are pierced as well  .
And if I used a picture even remotely close to what I think of in real life, atleast 2 of you guys would come to my place. My mom wouldn't like that  . And you would scare away my imaginary girlfriend. And you would probably steal my entire stash!
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(Edited 2010 Jun 30 at 17:14)
2010 Jun 30 at 16:32
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sprinkles
2009 Sep 6 • 2431
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buq25 said: sprinkles said: Your avatar is crazy sick (not in a good way).
Guess you mean me, since nobody else changes their avatar around here .
Curses, Rockbomb!
Well, it's the most sexual and displeasing picture I could find that wouldn't get me banned. Atleast not directly. If you couldn't tell, her nipples are pierced as well .
And if I used a picture even remotely close to what I think of in real life, atleast 2 of you guys would come to my place. My mom wouldn't like that . And you would scare away my imaginary girlfriend. And you would probably steal my entire stash! Do you keep 'her' in the closet?
...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.
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2010 Jun 30 at 17:47
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buq25
2008 Jul 5 • 462
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sprinkles said: buq25 said: sprinkles said: Your avatar is crazy sick (not in a good way).
Guess you mean me, since nobody else changes their avatar around here .
Curses, Rockbomb!
Well, it's the most sexual and displeasing picture I could find that wouldn't get me banned. Atleast not directly. If you couldn't tell, her nipples are pierced as well .
And if I used a picture even remotely close to what I think of in real life, atleast 2 of you guys would come to my place. My mom wouldn't like that . And you would scare away my imaginary girlfriend. And you would probably steal my entire stash! Do you keep 'her' in the closet? Yes. I haven't left it yet.
Edit: "It" refers to the closet. Just realised I just called mesulf gay.
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(Edited 2010 Jun 30 at 18:04)
2010 Jun 30 at 18:02
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5258
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2010 Jun 30 at 18:04
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker
2009 Nov 13 • 1849
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buq25 said:
And if I used a picture even remotely close to what I think of in real life, atleast 2 of you guys would come to my place.
This what you had in mind?
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2010 Jul 1 at 00:31
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jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY
2007 May 27 • 1414
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buq25 said: Edit: "It" refers to the closet. Just realised I just called mesulf gay.
You finally came out of the closet. 
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2010 Jul 5 at 12:19
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buq25
2008 Jul 5 • 462
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jrkookid said: buq25 said: Edit: "It" refers to the closet. Just realised I just called mesulf gay.
You finally came out of the closet.
... Opened the door, came, closed the door.
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2010 Jul 9 at 15:20
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superjer
superjer
2005 Mar 20 • 3742
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It's more polite to close the door, come, and open the door.
Take it from me.
No, really. Take it from me.
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2010 Jul 9 at 22:13
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buq25
2008 Jul 5 • 462
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superjer said: It's more polite to close the door, come, and open the door.
Take it from me.
No, really. Take it from me.
Why would I like to take yours when I can produce my own well enough? And I usually have the door closed so it's kinda har to close it then.
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2010 Jul 10 at 05:08
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