CornJer
Metal does cocaine.


2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧

Just wondering. We used to be really good friends, but now we aren't anymore. So how might I do this? If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2040
404 ₧

Roundhouse kick.

CornJer
Metal does cocaine.


2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧

Good idea... but its a girl.

Still ... how? If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.

eDan Co.
Mighty Typist



2007 Sep 24 • 2917
252 ₧

Yeah... I'm having girlfriend trouble...
Find someone else, preferably hotter. That's all I can say. May contain traces of invisible text.

begginer

2007 Oct 24 • 990
13 ₧

well if you want to completely forget /be indifferent to her
then you should try hating her ...
im not really good at this neither .. i mean im still friends with ex girlfriends but some of them hate me ..and its pretty hard to hate them back Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 73
68 ₧

I can help!!!!!!

Don't ask how i know -_-

Ok basically stay away from her a much as you can don't look a her and you eventually not even thing about it. a day or so should work.

Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5406
57,583 ₧

Be as nice as you can to her. If she's still bein' a bitch then, well, she's a bitch, and you can feel OK about not being friends. If she starts to not be as bitchy, or just takes to... not exactly ignoring you (but you know what I mean) then the situation has improved. I guess.

Basically, women are trouble. If they properly set about taking over the world and making a female-dominated society, it'd happen. And husbands all around the world would say they agreed wholeheartedly with it. I give a little into the moment like I'm standing at the edge (I know)
That no-one's gonna turn me 'round
Just one more step, I could let go

UberJer
Was: Xion

2005 Mar 24 • 187
172 ₧

Ignore her.
She's dead to you, look straight through her if you see her, if she talks, don't respond past monosyllabic responses (hi, good, thanks, bye, etc.) if it's online, not at all.

Cut the girl out of your life and eventually you'll be ok. Once you don't care how she feels about you, or how you feel about her (because that's what it comes down to) feel free to talk to her and kill her with kindness.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3945
1,227 ₧

You people are retarded. The answer to this question is very simple:

Wait.

That's all you can do. Unless you are obsessive and weird you will eventually not care anymore. For me it takes an average of about 2-3 days, but I'm a freaking asshole, so it'd probably take about 30 times longer for a normal person.

I actually avoid girls like the plague! They eat away at your time/money/real friendships like some kind of super-locust. I've learned my lesson and make sure I at least don't even know their last name if I'm gonna get nekkid with 'em. My personal security measures actually go much further than that. I tend to not even look at or talk to girls at all, because I really, REALLY don't want to end up in a relationship ever again. I love my computer more than I could ever love a girl, but once those darn pheromones and instincts kick in my judgment clouds...

xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.


2007 Oct 21 • 886
41 ₧

Ya im going to have to go with aaronjer on this one wait and overtime you'll get over her ...and they all cried to the heavens for help.
and Jigsaw looked down and said....FUCK YOU!

UberJer
Was: Xion

2005 Mar 24 • 187
172 ₧

Aaron just said what I said but more bluntly and more assholeish!


GOD I wish I was Aaron...

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2383
601 ₧

best way is to actually slap her and tell her shes a retard and she doesnt deserve u

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3945
1,227 ₧

That's actually a good way to get landed in jail. Hitting girls doesn't go over too well in most states.

Oh yeah, and Jigsaw gets +100 points for agreeing with me.

begginer

2007 Oct 24 • 990
13 ₧

he learned that watching his parents .... forgive him Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!

eDan Co.
Mighty Typist



2007 Sep 24 • 2917
252 ₧

Slapping your women is customary in Malasya. May contain traces of invisible text.

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 2040
404 ₧

Generally in Muslim countries. (Or Islamic)

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3945
1,227 ₧

Well, you know what they say, "Bitch gotta learn somehow."

CornJer
Metal does cocaine.


2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧

Just an fyi, I didn't actually date her is the odd thing. It was strange cause she like me intimately, but she didn't want to, and I liked her and wanted to.

Which is absurd in my opinion, although if I ever told anyone that she did like me she'd deny it completely, despite her asking her boyfriend if she could swing with me (something I overheard).

So yeah, complicated. If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.

money
2009 May 22 • 1

i know its hard though you realy love and care for some one and they just treat u like shit i dont never set there and try to call her out of her name i mean its a heart breaker but imma just let it go this time im tired of a motherfucker tryin to make me ass the bitch fuck out of here im try to get a job instead of bing out in the streets all the time i feel like she rather have me died out in the streets then be anything in life so you so why care for some if they dont even care you why even try to be a good person my heart is really broke not even on some love shit but how she talk bad to me and then slam the door in my face that made me feel like i ant goin to be shit in life so you know what i might end up the next mother fucker dead

Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2429
159 ₧

What... the... fuck. ...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.

Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present, controls the past.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3945
1,227 ₧

Right there with ya, buddy.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1532
574 ₧

And this is why we retain the truck bumping feature. 100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed

jrkookid
Half Irish, half NOT FUNNY

2007 May 27 • 1414
110 ₧

Ahh great more fresh meat that has been tainted! Why do every newbie bump every time they join?

Rellysauce
2012 Apr 10 • 2

It's easy really, just pretend you don't care. Humans of today "pretend" to hate you to get in your head, dri you crazy, something like that. If this doesn't seem to work for you, listen up kid. Nothing lasts forever, maybe she's outgrown you, or used you. If you can't seem to take it, try to get her to speak to you, and if you have that chance, ask her what you've done wrong. If it's a dude, you might as well say fuck it. If a dude hates you, he hates you so don't go running after him for so long. But in many cases, it's just that your friendship was splitting over time and in the end, he just finally outgrown you. It's over for you bro

Rellysauce
2012 Apr 10 • 2

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