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melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

2005 Mar 21 • 12818
666 ₧

An ordained minister. I can marry you, divorce you, baptize you and absolve you of your sins.

2010 Aug 23 at 17:02

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 2787
-6 ₧

for give my father for i have sined

i shot a orphan
i cut my dick off
i shot my girls vagina
my girl s pregnant
i have just gotten a abortion papers to do abortions with a coat hanger

moo moo moo, moo.

2010 Aug 23 at 17:20

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

2005 Mar 21 • 12818
666 ₧

None of those are sins.

2010 Aug 23 at 17:25

Rockbomb
Dog fucker

2009 Nov 13 • 1848
-190 ₧

You should marry sprinkles and SRAW

2010 Aug 23 at 17:32

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2068
601 ₧

You're an ordained minister who swears regularly on the most mindless forum ever?

2010 Aug 23 at 19:23

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

2007 Oct 19 • 5258
57,583 ₧

melloyellow582 said:

An ordained minister. I can marry you, divorce you, baptize you and absolve you of your sins.

Have you been reading Cracked, or am I reading too much into this?

Everyone stares when you walk in the room, they stare when you go....

2010 Aug 24 at 00:21

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

2005 Mar 21 • 12818
666 ₧

No, what is in Cracked?

2010 Aug 24 at 01:50

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2068
601 ₧

melloyellow582 said:

No, what is in Cracked?

Stuff like worst nes games of all time, most badass literary figures and 10 most important things you don't learn in school

2010 Aug 24 at 02:33

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

2005 May 2 • 1995
404 ₧

the_cloud_system said:

for give my father for i have sined

Don't you mean you have cosined?

2010 Aug 24 at 04:59

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

2007 Oct 19 • 5258
57,583 ₧

He means hyperbolic sinned.

Eh, on Cracked recently there was a column about how to become a minister. I wondered if the two were linked.

So when are you marrying AJ and me?

Everyone stares when you walk in the room, they stare when you go....

2010 Aug 24 at 06:33

aaronjer
*****'n Admin

2005 Mar 21 • 3783
1,227 ₧

As soon as you sign the prenup. You keep putting it off, you devious bastard.

2010 Aug 24 at 07:19

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

2007 Oct 19 • 5258
57,583 ₧

You're the devious bastard, with your... clauses!

Everyone stares when you walk in the room, they stare when you go....

2010 Aug 24 at 07:37

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

2005 Mar 21 • 12818
666 ₧

Here's the plan:

Every time anyone on this forum commits a sin, instead of just absolving it, I'll transfer it over to sprinkles.

2010 Aug 24 at 13:42

sprinkles

2009 Sep 6 • 2430
10 ₧

Not cool. Also, I can now post from my phone!

...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.

2010 Aug 24 at 14:15

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 2787
-6 ₧

sprinkles said:

Not cool. Also, I can now post from my ass!

moo moo moo, moo.

2010 Aug 24 at 16:40

FallingShit

2008 Jul 10 • 163

WOOOH! i must absolve myself of slapping a bitch

hint hint SRAW

Oh sugar tittied cinnamon sprayed christ!

2010 Aug 24 at 18:18

FallingShit

2008 Jul 10 • 163

oh wait damnit... thats how you baptize SRAW u first have to smack the bitchness out of him... fuck...

Oh sugar tittied cinnamon sprayed christ!

2010 Aug 24 at 18:19

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2068
601 ₧

FallingShit said:

I am a fucking retard

2010 Aug 24 at 19:25

sprinkles

2009 Sep 6 • 2430
10 ₧

SRAW said:

I am a fucking retard

...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.

2010 Aug 24 at 20:08

Rockbomb
Dog fucker

2009 Nov 13 • 1848
-190 ₧

Rockbomb said:

I am a fucking retard

Wait, what?

2010 Aug 24 at 20:25

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 2787
-6 ₧

Rockbomb said:

I am fucking a retard

Wait, what?

moo moo moo, moo.

2010 Aug 24 at 20:41

SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2068
601 ₧

the_cloud_system said:

Rockbomb said:

I am fucking a retard

Wait, what?

Aaronjer is a fucking a retard a.

2010 Aug 25 at 02:31

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

2007 Oct 19 • 5258
57,583 ₧

SuperForumComJer always excites and pleases me.

That's a lie.

Everyone stares when you walk in the room, they stare when you go....

2010 Aug 25 at 04:34

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 2787
-6 ₧

Down Rodeo said:

SuperForumComJer always excites and pleases me.

That's a lie.

that was a lie to

moo moo moo, moo.

2010 Aug 25 at 16:20

melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

2005 Mar 21 • 12818
666 ₧

the_cloud_system said:

that was a lie to

-10 points for an annoying spelling mistake.

2010 Aug 25 at 17:35

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