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An ordained minister. I can marry you, divorce you, baptize you and absolve you of your sins.
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2010 Aug 24 at 00:02 UTC
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for give my father for i have sined
i shot a orphan
i cut my dick off
i shot my girls vagina
my girl s pregnant
i have just gotten a abortion papers to do abortions with a coat hanger
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2010 Aug 24 at 00:20 UTC
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None of those are sins.
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2010 Aug 24 at 00:25 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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You should marry sprinkles and SRAW 
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2010 Aug 24 at 00:32 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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You're an ordained minister who swears regularly on the most mindless forum ever?
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2010 Aug 24 at 02:23 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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melloyellow582 said: An ordained minister. I can marry you, divorce you, baptize you and absolve you of your sins.
Have you been reading Cracked, or am I reading too much into this?
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2010 Aug 24 at 07:21 UTC
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No, what is in Cracked?
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2010 Aug 24 at 08:50 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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melloyellow582 said: No, what is in Cracked?
Stuff like worst nes games of all time, most badass literary figures and 10 most important things you don't learn in school
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2010 Aug 24 at 09:33 UTC
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 2066
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the_cloud_system said: for give my father for i have sined
Don't you mean you have cosined?
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2010 Aug 24 at 11:59 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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He means hyperbolic sinned.
Eh, on Cracked recently there was a column about how to become a minister. I wondered if the two were linked.
So when are you marrying AJ and me?
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2010 Aug 24 at 13:33 UTC
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 5217
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As soon as you sign the prenup. You keep putting it off, you devious bastard.
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2010 Aug 24 at 14:19 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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You're the devious bastard, with your... clauses!
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2010 Aug 24 at 14:37 UTC
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Here's the plan:
Every time anyone on this forum commits a sin, instead of just absolving it, I'll transfer it over to sprinkles.
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2010 Aug 24 at 20:42 UTC
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Not cool. Also, I can now post from my phone!
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2010 Aug 24 at 21:15 UTC
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sprinkles said: Not cool. Also, I can now post from my ass!
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2010 Aug 24 at 23:40 UTC
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FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"
2008 Jul 11 • 226
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WOOOH! i must absolve myself of slapping a bitch  hint hint SRAW
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
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2010 Aug 25 at 01:18 UTC
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FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"
2008 Jul 11 • 226
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oh wait damnit... thats how you baptize SRAW u first have to smack the bitchness out of him... fuck... 
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
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2010 Aug 25 at 01:19 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
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FallingShit said: I am a fucking retard
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2010 Aug 25 at 02:25 UTC
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SRAW said: I am a fucking retard
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2010 Aug 25 at 03:08 UTC
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Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)
2009 Nov 14 • 2045
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Rockbomb said: I am a fucking retard
Wait, what?
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2010 Aug 25 at 03:25 UTC
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Rockbomb said: Rockbomb said: I am fucking a retard
Wait, what?
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2010 Aug 25 at 03:41 UTC
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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the_cloud_system said: Rockbomb said: Rockbomb said: I am fucking a retard
Wait, what? Aaronjer is a fucking a retard a.
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2010 Aug 25 at 09:31 UTC
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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SuperForumComJer always excites and pleases me.
That's a lie.
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2010 Aug 25 at 11:34 UTC
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Down Rodeo said: SuperForumComJer always excites and pleases me.
That's a lie.
that was a lie to
I drink to forget but I always remember.
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2010 Aug 25 at 23:20 UTC
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the_cloud_system said: that was a lie to
-10 points for an annoying spelling mistake.
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