I am now...

I am now...

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melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12856
666 ₧
An ordained minister. I can marry you, divorce you, baptize you and absolve you of your sins.
 
 
2010 Aug 23 at 17:02 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3055
-6 ₧
for give my father for i have sined

i shot a orphan
i cut my dick off
i shot my girls vagina
my girl s pregnant
i have just gotten a abortion papers to do abortions with a coat hanger
Samuel adams, always the white choice.
 
 
2010 Aug 23 at 17:20 PDT
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12856
666 ₧
None of those are sins.
 
 
2010 Aug 23 at 17:25 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
You should marry sprinkles and SRAW
 
 
2010 Aug 23 at 17:32 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
You're an ordained minister who swears regularly on the most mindless forum ever?
Free Steam Games
 
 
2010 Aug 23 at 19:23 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5485
57,583 ₧
melloyellow582 said:
An ordained minister. I can marry you, divorce you, baptize you and absolve you of your sins.

Have you been reading Cracked, or am I reading too much into this?
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 00:21 PDT
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12856
666 ₧
No, what is in Cracked?
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 01:50 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
melloyellow582 said:
No, what is in Cracked?

Stuff like worst nes games of all time, most badass literary figures and 10 most important things you don't learn in school
Free Steam Games
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 02:33 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
for give my father for i have sined


Don't you mean you have cosined?
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 04:59 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5485
57,583 ₧
He means hyperbolic sinned.

Eh, on Cracked recently there was a column about how to become a minister. I wondered if the two were linked.

So when are you marrying AJ and me?
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 06:33 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4599
1,227 ₧
As soon as you sign the prenup. You keep putting it off, you devious bastard.
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 07:19 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5485
57,583 ₧
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 07:37 PDT
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12856
666 ₧
Here's the plan:

Every time anyone on this forum commits a sin, instead of just absolving it, I'll transfer it over to sprinkles.
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 13:42 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
Not cool. Also, I can now post from my phone!
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 14:15 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3055
-6 ₧
sprinkles said:
Not cool. Also, I can now post from my ass!

Samuel adams, always the white choice.
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 16:40 PDT
FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"

2008 Jul 10 • 226
WOOOH! i must absolve myself of slapping a bitch hint hint SRAW
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 18:18 PDT
FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"

2008 Jul 10 • 226
oh wait damnit... thats how you baptize SRAW u first have to smack the bitchness out of him... fuck...
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 18:19 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
FallingShit said:
I am a fucking retard

Free Steam Games
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 19:25 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
SRAW said:
I am a fucking retard
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 20:08 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
Rockbomb said:
I am a fucking retard

Wait, what?
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 20:25 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3055
-6 ₧
Rockbomb said:
Rockbomb said:
I am fucking a retard

Wait, what?

Samuel adams, always the white choice.
 
 
2010 Aug 24 at 20:41 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
Rockbomb said:
Rockbomb said:
I am fucking a retard

Wait, what?


Aaronjer is a fucking a retard a.
Free Steam Games
 
 
2010 Aug 25 at 02:31 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5485
57,583 ₧
 
 
2010 Aug 25 at 04:34 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3055
-6 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
SuperForumComJer always excites and pleases me.

That's a lie.


that was a lie to
Samuel adams, always the white choice.
 
 
2010 Aug 25 at 16:20 PDT
melloyellow582
The Original Portmanteau

Brisk.
2005 Mar 21 • 12856
666 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
that was a lie to



-10 points for an annoying spelling mistake.
 
 
2010 Aug 25 at 17:35 PDT
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