I built a real fucking chair!

I built a real fucking chair!

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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
That's right! Check this shit out:





And so I became a man of the manly kind. RAWR.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2011 Oct 1 at 11:08 PDT — Ed. 2011 Oct 1 at 11:08 PDT
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 898
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That's rad! Did you design that as well?

I really like the aesthetics of the nuts and bolts sticking out on the ends, I feel like those things are gonna wreck some shins or tear a tshirt or something. Safety first, brah!

What sort of wood is that? How long did the build take? Anything particularly cool or fun for you about the process? How's the sit, nice and relaxing?!
BOO
 
 
2011 Oct 1 at 11:39 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
Yea, the bolts COULD turn out a little trouble-ish.

I also designed that thing and built it in 2 weeks with one week preparation before that. I got a raw bole of larch wood and made all the parts from that. The chair is pretty comfortable, although it doesn't really look like that.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2011 Oct 1 at 14:13 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4604
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Are you going to coat it in a glossy sheen?
 
 
2011 Oct 1 at 15:38 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
aaronjer said:
Are you going to coat it in a glossy sheen?

I think it would be better coated in a charlie sheen... just sayin'.
 
 
2011 Oct 1 at 15:44 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
I like my wood natural.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2011 Oct 1 at 15:58 PDT — Ed. 2011 Oct 1 at 16:08 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Pics or it didn't happen
Free Steam Games
 
 
2011 Oct 1 at 19:39 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3070
-6 ₧
i would sit the shit out of that.


just sayen.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Oct 2 at 02:35 PDT
aaronjer
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Rockbomb said:
aaronjer said:
Are you going to coat it in a glossy sheen?

I think it would be better coated in a charlie sheen... just sayin'.

That's what I said! Martin is the satin finish.
 
 
2011 Oct 2 at 02:44 PDT — Ed. 2011 Oct 2 at 02:44 PDT
sprinkles

Chrome Whore
2009 Sep 6 • 2547
10 ₧
Superjer should have a contest to see who can make the coolest thing out of wood.
BTW, I like the dynamics of that last picture; the lighting, and focus.
 
 
2011 Oct 2 at 15:34 PDT — Ed. 2011 Oct 2 at 15:35 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4604
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Pffftt... I win that right away just by getting a boner.
 
 
2011 Oct 2 at 19:52 PDT
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
You sir, win the award for being the first person to make that pun. I was waiting for someone to come up with that.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2011 Oct 3 at 05:32 PDT — Ed. 2011 Oct 3 at 05:32 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6239
sprinkles said:
Superjer should have a contest to see who can make the coolest thing out of wood.


OK. Whoever makes the coolest thing by Halloween wins Molkman's chair!
 
 
2011 Oct 5 at 17:39 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3070
-6 ₧
i built woodhinge once...
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Oct 5 at 18:55 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4604
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Alright, I've carved my boner into a chair. I'm sitting on it right now. Nobody is going to beat that.
 
 
2011 Oct 6 at 00:44 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
aaronjer said:
Alright, I've carved my boner into a chair. I'm sitting on it right now. Nobody is going to beat that.


Well yeah... how are we gonna beat your boner if you're sitting on it?
 
 
2011 Oct 6 at 00:53 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4604
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You could induce a seizure in me. That'd pretty much get the effect.
 
 
2011 Oct 6 at 01:54 PDT
Rockbomb
Dog fucker (but in a good way now)

2009 Nov 13 • 2045
 
 
2011 Oct 6 at 02:18 PDT
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 906
13 ₧
GJ , your this far away from being bob vila lol
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2011 Oct 6 at 21:58 PDT
Nuclearblob

2006 Oct 2 • 59
15 ₧
Holy shit is this forum still going? I see by now practically everybody has adopted that frame-breaking signature gimmick.

I do like that chair, though.
 
 
2011 Oct 8 at 07:48 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
The fact that you remembered your login after all these years show that you thought about us... just sayin
Free Steam Games
 
 
2011 Oct 8 at 20:17 PDT
Nuclearblob

2006 Oct 2 • 59
15 ₧
Nah, it was saved in the browser cache.

I have an incredibly thoughtful browser.
 
 
2011 Oct 9 at 01:46 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
What kind of person doesn't clear their browser cache in 3 years? ... creep
Free Steam Games
 
 
2011 Oct 9 at 05:08 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3070
-6 ₧
when the fuck is this thread going to hit the 2ed page.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2011 Oct 9 at 09:17 PDT
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 898
17 ₧
Give me a banana.
BOO
 
 
2011 Oct 9 at 09:46 PDT
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