I read this at another forum...

I read this at another forum...

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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Santa has been naughty this year. If you know what I mean...

I mean, he supposedly goes out on Christmas night, sneaks into little boys and little girls bedrooms and empties his sack.

Not to mention the "ho ho ho" part.

He's a pimp! And a pedophile! Not to mention he's guilty of breaking and entering, counterfeiting, copyright infrigment, impersonation, breaking the laws of physics, breaking the laws of magic, creating weather control devices (I'm not kidding, that's illegal in the USA) and more.

And his "traditional" red suit was just a promotion by Coca-Cola. Sounds Mafia-related. Also, a particular artist decided to draw Santa as a fat man. And I'm pretty sure the same artist-inspiration was added by someone else in an earlier painting. He's a composite character!

Now, consider this. Think of Santa's image growing as time passes on. Santa comes during the winter. And during the winter there is snow. Snow means snowballs, which make snowmen. When making a snowman, you push a snowball on the snow to build up more snow over time, therefore, making it bigger. Santa's image used to be varied, but thanks to a particular artist, he became fat, therefore, he became bigger.

Now this is where things get really scary. I just compared Santa to a rolling snowball. Snowballing is a slang term for a particular sexual act. Now, think back to the part where I mentioned that Santa empties his sack.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it? And I thought Christmas had only two meanings...


If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Jan 7 at 19:45 PST
Mrs_Hunni_Bunni
"Fluffy Bunny Kitty"

2005 Dec 13 • 173
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whooah ...
 
 
2006 Jan 7 at 19:51 PST
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4868
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What are you TALKING about?! Santa Claus isn't real, god, I figured that out when I was like 15 years old.
 
 
2006 Jan 8 at 02:08 PST
Mrs_Hunni_Bunni
"Fluffy Bunny Kitty"

2005 Dec 13 • 173
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2006 Jan 8 at 06:35 PST
$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
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when he says 15 he means 7
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
2006 Jan 9 at 08:06 PST
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
"[GTW said:
SHOGUN"]when he says 15 he means 7


wtf? What the hell are you blathering on about???

SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Jan 9 at 09:59 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6507
Hahahaha 15

And:
Quote:
breaking the laws of magic


hahahahhaha

The rest was BS to the nth degree.
 
 
2006 Jan 9 at 10:18 PST
$H()GUN
SJA: Anti-Tank Medic

Shotgun Headshot Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 585
34 ₧
"aaronjer" said:
Santa Claus isn't real, god, I figured that out when I was like 15 years old.


i was just making him look less or more stupid
sorry i'm not intimidated by your stupidity http://www.whiteninjacomics.com
 
 
2006 Jan 10 at 01:33 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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I read... on another forum.... that it's now a two-year felony to annoy people on the internet unless you use your real name.... something like that.... I can't be bothered to read the whole thing
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Jan 17 at 13:03 PST
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