Is superjer still alive?

Is superjer still alive?

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JWaWa
2006 Apr 28 • 3
21 ₧
Im pretty sure he is , but you know we dont hear from him much anymore .....and thats not good...........
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Apr 28 at 02:04 UTC
Mrs_Hunni_Bunni
"Fluffy Bunny Kitty"

2005 Dec 14 • 173
25 ₧
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Apr 28 at 08:01 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5217
1,227 ₧
SuperJer can't be Alive or Dead, silly. He's a non-living entity comprised of energy from the Sun. However, he hasn't been around lately because I stuck him in a 10 minute "Time Loop" where he repeatedly gets kicked out of a Hilton for impersonating David Bowie.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Apr 28 at 10:02 UTC
Jet Monkey Duo
Reff Admin

2005 Mar 27 • 159
114 ₧
Ving Rhames plays the security guard.
Brayor
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Apr 28 at 10:26 UTC
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
167 ₧
According to a quotation about Superjer in the Astronomius:

Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Apr 28 at 17:47 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
I murdered superjer.

How?

I turned supejer into Tostidos. Then I stacked them into a spawling immatiation of Paris Hilton bending over, and I had my dog do her while she screamed "ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!!!"
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Apr 28 at 18:10 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Well, we'll know once we pull him out of the Schroedinger Box....
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Apr 28 at 18:24 UTC
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
167 ₧
It
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Apr 28 at 20:20 UTC

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Hey everybody! I just got back from visiting SuperJer in the time loop!

(I got out by squeezing through the wet rubbery membrane of the time-shell.)

You know what SuperJer said to me?!
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Apr 28 at 23:36 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
What. What he say.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 Apr 29 at 05:20 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
I don't think he said anything. I think it was just a weird sucking noise. Cause, you know... Superjer sucks?....



(throws hands in the air)

I can only do so much, people!
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 5 at 21:19 UTC
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 5217
1,227 ₧
What? Damn funniest thing I've heard since Nick Karabias said, "SuperJer... sucks ass."

What more COULD you have done?
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 5 at 22:46 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Poor naturejer. You'll get your mojo back soon.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 6 at 17:30 UTC
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 May 1 • 315
167 ₧
Naturejay asserts his mojo. +5 point team bonus!
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 10 at 19:20 UTC

[User deleted]
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SuperJer said "Put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up."


...





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No wait, that wasn't it.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 10 at 22:09 UTC
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 23 • 1871
574 ₧
Now it is time for asses to get kicked. Asses of Vengence!
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 15 at 21:11 UTC
Big Poop
I JUST KEEP TALKING

2006 May 11 • 9
20 ₧
Hmm it appears he is still alive
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 23 at 17:08 UTC
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Looks like the REAL Paris Hilon revived him.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
 
≡ 2006 May 23 at 20:15 UTC
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