Itching my balls

Itching my balls

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professorHAMM
Big Sexy Jerk

2014 Apr 2 • 33
Hey, i am just curious if anyone else does this. Every day when i take a shower, i like to turn the water super hot, hold my nuts in my hand and let the scalding hot water run over them.

Lately my balls have been extremely itchy for some reason, so instead of itching them, i burn them with scalding hot water to relieve the itching and it is quite possibly the most amazing sensation i've ever felt in my life. It feels amazing and i'm doing less damage to the skin than if i were to scratch them. I just have to be careful because the hot water hitting my hand or my thighs hurts really bad so it can be difficult to only let the scalding hot water hit my nuts and nothing else. As i've been doing this, the itching has gotten less intense as the days go on so the treatment seems to be working.

I know it's weird but i'm telling you it feels incredible. I'm not saying other people should try it, but if you've got an itch, perhaps a better alternative is to burn them with scalding hot water.
I don't even like ham that much...
 
 
2014 Jun 25 at 22:28 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6301
Well I just hope you don't mean literally scalding. Because nothing is itchier than burned skin.
 
 
2014 Jun 26 at 09:07 PDT
Down Rodeo
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2014 Jun 26 at 12:18 PDT
professorHAMM
Big Sexy Jerk

2014 Apr 2 • 33
I hope you guys picked up on my trolling -_-
I don't even like ham that much...
 
 
2014 Jun 28 at 00:05 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
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Do you mean to say that you asked a perfectly normal and ordinary question about ball maintenance under false pretenses?
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2014 Jun 28 at 02:00 PDT
professorHAMM
Big Sexy Jerk

2014 Apr 2 • 33
I dunno. What type of questions do you usually ask?
I don't even like ham that much...
 
 
2014 Jun 28 at 04:02 PDT
Down Rodeo
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2014 Jun 28 at 07:05 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

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2005 Mar 21 • 4628
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Who here is twelve? Am I twelve? What is happening.
 
 
2014 Jun 28 at 10:36 PDT
professorHAMM
Big Sexy Jerk

2014 Apr 2 • 33
Oh no It has all backfired! IM THE ONE GETTING TROLLED?
I don't even like ham that much...
 
 
2014 Jun 28 at 20:50 PDT
Outcast
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2009 Dec 13 • 562
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Have you tried shaving? Also if you do make sure the razor isn't some old dirty shit.
 
 
2014 Jun 29 at 11:34 PDT
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 907
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professorHAMM said:
Oh no It has all backfired! IM THE ONE GETTING TROLLED?


Never go full retard..
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2014 Jul 3 at 10:27 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3074
-6 ₧
i stand in the shower and only scratch my balls with my loofa for the first 6 mins of my shower most of the time.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2014 Jul 4 at 07:44 PDT
phoenix_r

2009 May 13 • 902
17 ₧
the_cloud_system said:
i stand in the shower and only scratch my balls with my loofa for the first 6 mins of my shower most of the time.


That's some pro ball steez, but I'm also pretty into water conservation. Start this song right when you get in the shower; if you aren't drying off by the end of this song you're taking way too long:

Sick vid
BOO
 
 
2014 Jul 9 at 14:31 PDT — Ed. 2014 Jul 9 at 14:33 PDT
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3074
-6 ₧
could not do.
shower lasted 7 mins long this time.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2014 Jul 10 at 01:19 PDT
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
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2014 Jul 10 at 17:37 PDT
Outcast
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2009 Dec 13 • 562
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Mechanix ripoff kthxbye.
 
 
2014 Jul 11 at 04:19 PDT
FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"

2008 Jul 10 • 226
Hot water won't help because it sounds like a dry skin issue. It just kind of makes it worse...
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
 
 
2014 Oct 9 at 08:16 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6301
Thank goodness. I've been waiting months for some advice.
 
 
2014 Oct 9 at 16:25 PDT
FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"

2008 Jul 10 • 226
SuperJer said:
Thank goodness. I've been waiting months for some advice.


Im just a well of useless information what can I say
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
 
 
2014 Oct 10 at 07:34 PDT
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