Name that position!!!
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FallingShit
2008 Jul 10 • 102
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Ok time for the nasties...
:rules:
post a weird sex position one post at a time.
(explaining how its done is optional)
:Example:
The Rodeo - while doing someone lean over slighty and whisper "Your sister was better..." Then see if you can stay "on" and "in" for the full 8 seconds.
OM NOM NOM NOM
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2010 Jan 4
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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants
2008 Aug 1 • 1385
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Frisbee- slap her ass then get in full run with her, let go
Spechen Sie Dick
testicular cancer if funny when it's not my balls on the line
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2010 Jan 4
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SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide
2007 Jun 24 • 2147483647
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The Bulldozer:
Your doing her doggy style and then in the middle of it you reach up to her hands and push them out, hopefully her head hits the ground and she gets knocked out, you then proceed to get on your knees and 'scoot' over her like a dozer.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that  |
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Down Rodeo
Moth
2007 Oct 19 • 3832
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This truck is made for, and by, people who don't have enough sex. How two-dimensional are you?
Lovestruck! I've fallen for a lamppost
Givin' it me utmost
Spillin' out my deepest feelings...
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2010 Jan 5
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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants
2008 Aug 1 • 1385
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Spechen Sie Dick
testicular cancer if funny when it's not my balls on the line
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2010 Jan 5
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FallingShit
2008 Jul 10 • 102
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WRONG!
I'm happy to say i am not a virgin so.....
again...
WRONG!
OM NOM NOM NOM
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2010 Jan 5
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Down Rodeo
Moth
2007 Oct 19 • 3832
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Down Rodeo said: enough
Doesn't necessarily mean none. I might perhaps amend it to include those who are braindead.
Lovestruck! I've fallen for a lamppost
Givin' it me utmost
Spillin' out my deepest feelings...
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2010 Jan 5
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 1266
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Down Rodeo said: This truck is made for, and by, people who don't have enough sex. How two-dimensional are you?
down rodeo is a smart person, and people who like this stuff only watch it cause they never performed it
Thus spake SRAW
And y did u highlight this?
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2010 Jan 6
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molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens
2005 May 2 • 1674
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SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide
2007 Jun 24 • 2147483647
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SRAW said: Down Rodeo said: This truck is made for, and by, people who don't have enough sex. How two-dimensional are you?
down rodeo is a smart person, and people who like this stuff only watch it cause they never performed it 1. i google shit and i actually found a site with a shit ton.
2.Ive could have probably already had sex but ive actually chosen not too cause on the inside i do really care. Most guys would have been all over that.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that |
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Down Rodeo
Moth
2007 Oct 19 • 3832
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OK, your manhood is intact, you *could* have, but the point is you haven't.
Lovestruck! I've fallen for a lamppost
Givin' it me utmost
Spillin' out my deepest feelings...
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2010 Jan 6
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SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide
2007 Jun 24 • 2147483647
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Down Rodeo said: OK, your manhood is intact, you *could* have, but the point is you haven't.
Not saying that i havent done everything els.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that |
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Down Rodeo
Moth
2007 Oct 19 • 3832
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You're funny, I think I like you.
Lovestruck! I've fallen for a lamppost
Givin' it me utmost
Spillin' out my deepest feelings...
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2010 Jan 6
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superjer
superjer
2005 Mar 20 • 2797
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Down Rodeo said: You're funny, I think I like you.
IS A FORAM ROMANCE!!
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fedex _
2009 Mar 23 • 382
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SolidKAYOS said: Down Rodeo said: OK, your manhood is intact, you *could* have, but the point is you haven't.
Not saying that i havent done everything els. from naming positions to askin who or who isnt a virgin... wow
aaronjer said:  TRY AGAIN DUMBASS |
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2010 Jan 6
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Down Rodeo
Moth
2007 Oct 19 • 3832
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superjer said: Down Rodeo said: You're funny, I think I like you.
IS A FORAM ROMANCE!!Something like that.
Lovestruck! I've fallen for a lamppost
Givin' it me utmost
Spillin' out my deepest feelings...
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2010 Jan 6
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the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants
2008 Aug 1 • 1385
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Down Rodeo said: superjer said: Down Rodeo said: You're funny, I think I like you.
IS A FORAM ROMANCE!!Something like that. its not gay till you make eye contact
Spechen Sie Dick
testicular cancer if funny when it's not my balls on the line
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2010 Jan 6
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 2880
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Down Rodeo said: OK, your manhood is intact, you *could* have, but the point is you haven't.
I don't think there really is much of a point. Fucking isn't really a complicated or meaningful enough thing to change anyone in any big way. I'm exactly as much of a douche before and after I popped my peen-cherry. Silly sexual position jokes don't become any less funny afterwards.
From what I can see, the whole "you're a virgin/you aren't getting enough" thing that people do is just a superiority complex. Strangely enough, whether or not people are in fact "virgins/not getting enough" themselves doesn't seem to affect whether or not they have that particular superiority complex.
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