Name that position!!!

Name that position!!!

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FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"

2008 Jul 10 • 226
Ok time for the nasties...

:rules:

post a weird sex position one post at a time.
(explaining how its done is optional)

:Example:

The Rodeo - while doing someone lean over slighty and whisper "Your sister was better..." Then see if you can stay "on" and "in" for the full 8 seconds.
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
 
 
2010 Jan 4 at 13:52 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3065
-6 ₧
Frisbee- slap her ass then get in full run with her, let go
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jan 4 at 18:51 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
The Bulldozer:
Your doing her doggy style and then in the middle of it you reach up to her hands and push them out, hopefully her head hits the ground and she gets knocked out, you then proceed to get on your knees and 'scoot' over her like a dozer.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Jan 4 at 20:29 PST — Ed. 2010 Jan 4 at 20:29 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5485
57,583 ₧
This truck is made for, and by, people who don't have enough sex. How two-dimensional are you?
 
 
2010 Jan 5 at 07:33 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3065
-6 ₧
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jan 5 at 15:12 PST
FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"

2008 Jul 10 • 226
WRONG!

I'm happy to say i am not a virgin so.....

again...

WRONG!
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
 
 
2010 Jan 5 at 16:39 PST
FallingShit
"title" fuck shit stack"?"

2008 Jul 10 • 226
Just to add to the wrongness....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niTZztdrXIE
de shit heeft getroffen de ventilator
 
 
2010 Jan 5 at 16:46 PST — Ed. 2010 Jan 5 at 16:48 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5485
57,583 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
enough

Doesn't necessarily mean none. I might perhaps amend it to include those who are braindead.
 
 
2010 Jan 5 at 17:07 PST
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
This truck is made for, and by, people who don't have enough sex. How two-dimensional are you?


down rodeo is a smart person, and people who like this stuff only watch it cause they never performed it
Free Steam Games
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 03:14 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 03:42 PST — Ed. 2010 Jan 6 at 03:43 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
SRAW said:
Down Rodeo said:
This truck is made for, and by, people who don't have enough sex. How two-dimensional are you?


down rodeo is a smart person, and people who like this stuff only watch it cause they never performed it

1. i google shit and i actually found a site with a shit ton.

2.Ive could have probably already had sex but ive actually chosen not too cause on the inside i do really care. Most guys would have been all over that.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 13:31 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5485
57,583 ₧
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 13:59 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
OK, your manhood is intact, you *could* have, but the point is you haven't.

Not saying that i havent done everything els.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 14:32 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5485
57,583 ₧
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 14:39 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 5922
Down Rodeo said:
You're funny, I think I like you.


IS A FORAM ROMANCE!!
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 15:42 PST
fedex _

2009 Mar 23 • 900
13 ₧
SolidKAYOS said:
Down Rodeo said:
OK, your manhood is intact, you *could* have, but the point is you haven't.

Not saying that i havent done everything els.




from naming positions to askin who or who isnt a virgin... wow
melloyellow582 said:
I post sometimes, to make a point.
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 15:48 PST — Ed. 2010 Jan 6 at 15:49 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5485
57,583 ₧
superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
You're funny, I think I like you.


IS A FORAM ROMANCE!!


Something like that.
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 16:40 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3065
-6 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
superjer said:
Down Rodeo said:
You're funny, I think I like you.


IS A FORAM ROMANCE!!


Something like that.


its not gay till you make eye contact
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 18:31 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4599
1,227 ₧
Down Rodeo said:
OK, your manhood is intact, you *could* have, but the point is you haven't.


I don't think there really is much of a point. Fucking isn't really a complicated or meaningful enough thing to change anyone in any big way. I'm exactly as much of a douche before and after I popped my peen-cherry. Silly sexual position jokes don't become any less funny afterwards.

From what I can see, the whole "you're a virgin/you aren't getting enough" thing that people do is just a superiority complex. Strangely enough, whether or not people are in fact "virgins/not getting enough" themselves doesn't seem to affect whether or not they have that particular superiority complex.
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 19:39 PST — Ed. 2010 Jan 6 at 21:28 PST
the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3065
-6 ₧
EDIT: NO! FUCK YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KULX_9YsNs


wtf it doesnt work? it does with sprinkels
I drink to forget but I always remember.
 
 
2010 Jan 6 at 20:58 PST — Ed. 2010 Jan 6 at 20:59 PST
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