Does he have a cape and a sword? If so, he is the Hero and you'll just have to let him do whatever he wants with your Wife's vagina. Whatever you do, DON'T SHOOT HIM. The Dark Lord Rej-Nora'a will be able to finish his Bloody Citadel and bring this world to ruin without the Hero around.
On another note, Flying, are you there? I need at least 7500 tons of Orihalcum-Steel alloy to build my new Citadel with. I've got the foundation done, and I have a JMD's legion of Skeletons in Debonair Evening Wear (or the SiDEW Brigade) to do all the manual labor. The problem is the supply of material and the transportation. So what I need you to do is build me an Air Galleon powered by the Souls of the Damned. It has to have at least 4 Ballista Turrets and must comfortably seat as many as 65 undead and/or dark knights. It needs to have a landing pad for Black Wyverns with stables. (don't forget accomadations for their riders!
) Be sure to cover all the furniture in plastic as well, the skeletons are tidy but Cromax the Captain of the Death Knights has no table manners whatsoever and is easily the messiest man I've ever met. He left entrails
laying across my throne! ENTRAILS!
Can you believe it? So I'd appreciate a 45 gallon drum of industrial cleaning solution along with my next shipment of pocket watches.
I'd really appreciate if you could get to this ASAP, Flying. The Hero has been leveling up in the Dragon's Castle and is now level 60
! I mean, yikes, I'm gonna need a long-ass gauntlet of random encounters against meek enemies that only take off a couple hit points to dispose of if I'm gonna beat him. Oh, I forgot, I've already got the blue-prints ready for my Bloody Citadel, but I need you to get me my construction permit from city hall. I'm way too busy teaching the skeletons to dance and preparing their top hats and canes to do it myself.