NEED HELP FAST!

NEED HELP FAST!

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SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
There's a half-naked man in my living room holding my wife and his hair is blowing in the wind.










WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
 
 
2006 Aug 28 at 13:49 PDT — Ed. 2006 Oct 17 at 17:19 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
Does he have a cape and a sword? If so, he is the Hero and you'll just have to let him do whatever he wants with your Wife's vagina. Whatever you do, DON'T SHOOT HIM. The Dark Lord Rej-Nora'a will be able to finish his Bloody Citadel and bring this world to ruin without the Hero around.

On another note, Flying, are you there? I need at least 7500 tons of Orihalcum-Steel alloy to build my new Citadel with. I've got the foundation done, and I have a JMD's legion of Skeletons in Debonair Evening Wear (or the SiDEW Brigade) to do all the manual labor. The problem is the supply of material and the transportation. So what I need you to do is build me an Air Galleon powered by the Souls of the Damned. It has to have at least 4 Ballista Turrets and must comfortably seat as many as 65 undead and/or dark knights. It needs to have a landing pad for Black Wyverns with stables. (don't forget accomadations for their riders! ) Be sure to cover all the furniture in plastic as well, the skeletons are tidy but Cromax the Captain of the Death Knights has no table manners whatsoever and is easily the messiest man I've ever met. He left entrails laying across my throne! ENTRAILS! Can you believe it? So I'd appreciate a 45 gallon drum of industrial cleaning solution along with my next shipment of pocket watches.

I'd really appreciate if you could get to this ASAP, Flying. The Hero has been leveling up in the Dragon's Castle and is now level 60! I mean, yikes, I'm gonna need a long-ass gauntlet of random encounters against meek enemies that only take off a couple hit points to dispose of if I'm gonna beat him. Oh, I forgot, I've already got the blue-prints ready for my Bloody Citadel, but I need you to get me my construction permit from city hall. I'm way too busy teaching the skeletons to dance and preparing their top hats and canes to do it myself.

Thanks Flying!!

xoxoxoxo
 
 
2006 Aug 28 at 15:18 PDT
general_zim
Le Tigre

2006 Sep 1 • 549
16 ₧
"superjer" said:
There's a half-naked man in my living room holding my wife and his hair is blowing in the wind.










WHAT SHOULD I DO?!


Turn off the fan that is blowing his hair. Then taunt him on his small muscles.
 
 
2006 Sep 1 at 15:51 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
That is a LIE superjer!!!!

YOUR NOT MARRIED.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Sep 2 at 20:29 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
Shh! He doesn't know that!

And actually he IS married... to one of the most foolish Canadians in the world. Poor poor Wayne... he doesn't understand much of anything...
 
 
2006 Sep 5 at 18:27 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
HIS WIFE'S NAME IS WAYNE???
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Sep 6 at 04:50 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Wayne and I got married a long time ago, at a badminton championship.

It was all so sudden and confusing. We've been seperated and rejoined many many times. I'm not even sure if we are seperated or together right now...
 
 
2006 Sep 6 at 16:23 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Superjer are you yanking our chains?

(or our chanes?)
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Sep 24 at 01:55 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
No chains involved, Nature!
 
 
2006 Sep 24 at 02:30 PDT
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
I think the essence of what Superjer is trying to say is:

Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Oct 12 at 22:10 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Zara!

Gross!
 
 
2006 Oct 13 at 19:46 PDT
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
I have trouble sometimes following what Sara's Bootstraps is/are talking about.

Of course, any topic can't seem to last longer than two or three posts around here.

Except the incredible dancing
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Oct 15 at 16:45 PDT
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