Ok guys i have like 3 days
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xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.
2007 Oct 21 • 883
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Another essay/story for my math teacher this one has just got to be about a "math monster"  any idea?
...and they all cried to the heavens for help.
and Jigsaw looked down and said....FUCK YOU!
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2010 May 8 at 19:54
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fedex _
2009 Mar 23 • 685
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ok , there was this monster that hated math really bad , so he decided to make sure theres no more number to do math
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2010 May 8 at 20:55
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sprinkles
2009 Sep 6 • 2431
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Quote: The math monster totally went Pac-Man on you and ate your brain, because there is no sensible reason why I should be writing an essay in math class. Do we calculate the angle of our throws in P.E.? No motherfucker, so suck my cock you bastard. I bet if you were better at math we wouldn't be spending all this time worrying about essays. And, I swear, if I have to do another damn essay in this class I will get all arctangent on you, and shove my hypotenuse up your ass.
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This is direct at the teacher.
...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.
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2010 May 8 at 21:32
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5258
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2010 May 9 at 02:57
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SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide
2007 Jun 24 • 66
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Once upon a geometrical time. On a seemingly normal day in the school of Scott High School. The Students worked on their Geometry with all their heart. But something was wrong..when trying to work on the problems the students could not get the answers. eventually the problems themselves..became real. The numbers came out of the papers as if they were alive and stacked upon each other creating a monster like problem.
The Math monster tore through the rooms and destroyed all in its path. No one knew what to do. White out and erasers wouldn't work on the beast. The math teachers themselves could not even solve the problem to this ridiculous nonsense.
But something same..from inside the Honors Geometry class. a bright light shined stopping the monster in its tracks. Once the light stopped its gleam upon the hallways they was there. Theroms! Theroms of Geometry stood ready to battle the Math monster and took it on in a raging battle.
The Theroms was not enough...they needed the help of the students to finally put the monster in its place.
The Theroms shined their light onto the students giving them the knowledge they needed to defeat the monster. All in which they used to finally write the monster down and put it back were it belonged.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that  |
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2010 May 11 at 20:03
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sprinkles
2009 Sep 6 • 2431
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Put that in your superjer forums story.
...then I got some ap, and shot a big ass lazar at everyone.
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2010 May 11 at 20:31
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SRAW
Rocket Man
2007 Nov 6 • 2069
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Once upon a time there was a monster called "power".
That monster could raise numbers to the numbers above them!
But however - logarithms came!
Now we shall be saved!
2^3 = 8 suddenly become
log(2)8 = 3!
And the world was saved.
THE END
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2010 May 12 at 23:41
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superjer
superjer
2005 Mar 20 • 3742
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SRAW said:
2^3 = 8 suddenly become
log(2)8 = 3!
Log base two of eight definitely does NOT equal three factorial.
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2010 May 13 at 00:44
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Mate de Vita
Kelli
2008 Oct 4 • 2397
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superjer said: SRAW said:
2^3 = 8 suddenly become
log(2)8 = 3! - 3
Log base two of eight definitely does NOT equal three factorial. What are you talking about? It's all perfectly correct.
...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.
Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present, controls the past.
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2010 May 13 at 07:07
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SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide
2007 Jun 24 • 66
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wtf is log...?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Down Rodeo said: Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that |
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2010 May 13 at 13:17
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Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse
2007 Oct 19 • 5258
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2010 May 13 at 14:04
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