plz give me advice on to insult people

plz give me advice on to insult people

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SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
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as aaronjer said, im not really much more tahn irratating, so plz help me insult ppl:)
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2008 May 30 at 00:12 PDT
SolidKAYOS
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2007 Jun 24 • 84
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Ask Jigsaw.He likes to piss me off -_-

Also Momma jokes.
Example:
Jigsaw: damn Havokk this day is sucking today
Havokk: Your mom is Sucking today!

HeHe ya.....I hate his mom.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
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Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 May 30 at 01:08 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
sraw: jigsaw yo momma a terrorist
jigsaw: wtf did u say *head butts SRAW*
ref: *show red card to jigsaw* out!

malaysia wins the world cup
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2008 May 30 at 02:09 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4599
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Try to find key information on the person you are insulting. Try to casually ask their friends about what's going on with them. Or just listen to your target talk to people. If you pick up something as potent as "their mom died" you can be exceptionally cruel. Like:

"Hey, my mom made me a sandwich with (insert ingredients) today, what kind of stuff does your mom-... oh, wait! You don't HAVE a mom, it's a waste of my time to talk to you."

This works especially well if you don't actually HAVE a sandwich, and they know it, so that they fully understand you only said that to offend them.

Another easy insult factor is religion. Don't just ARGUE about their religion, flat out deny it, and declare that they'd have to be retarded to believe it. This works especially well if you then back up a religion that historically has shown animosity towards theirs at the same time. This doesn't work on many people, because a lot of people either don't really believe in their religion, don't care about their religion, or don't have a religion. Getting into an argument with them about it validates them too much, with religion, keep it something like:

"You go to (insert holy place)? Hahaha!"

Give the impression that you don't even have the time to spit on them because you think they're so stupid. Try to have a condescending smile. Look down on them as much as possible. This infuriates people very, very quickly. This can work in other fields as well, such as conflicting scientific theories or politics. Remember, you don't have to actually BELIEVE what you're saying, you're only doing it to piss them off. Talk to your friends in front of them about how stupid you think they are, but hardly talk to them directly.

Being racist can piss people off very quickly, especially if you do it with subtlety, like inviting EVERYONE at a table to do something except the (insert race) guy. You have to be careful though, flat out using a racial slur can get you in a LOT of trouble. (they might even kill you) You have to keep it toned down to the point where they just feel excluded.

Insulting girls is incredibly easy. The quickest and easiest way is to be chauvinistic. Always talk like they can't do anything right because they're a girl. Strangely, this also causes them to want to date you. The other good way works best as a response. If a girl comes up to you and asks/tells you something, look quizzical for a moment and then tell them:

"I've only ever really looked at your butt before. You're uglier than I expected."

Or something to that effect.

"Back up, fugly!" works better on the girls that are actually unattractive. The first one works better on a girl that's kinda hot.

 
 
2008 May 30 at 03:59 PDT — Ed. 2008 May 30 at 04:09 PDT
molkman
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2005 May 2 • 2066
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I haven't read you text yet, but the best insult is when someone doesn't see it as an insult too much, but the people around get it and have a good laugh. Like irony.

Though that might be more like poking fun at people than insulting.
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2008 May 30 at 04:53 PDT — Ed. 2008 May 30 at 04:54 PDT
SRAW
Rocket Man

2007 Nov 6 • 2525
601 ₧
or i can say this:

//--------\\
// Insults\\ copyright: SRAW aka Ian
//--------\\

// requires team work

friend: "hey, whos the one we cant see in the dark?"
friend2: "*turns off the lights,not recommended for outside*"
You: "<insert black persons name> hey he/she disappeared!"

// yo momma

you "yo momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers"

you "yo momma so stupid she failed her blood test"

you "yo momma so stupid she gave birth to U!!!"

you "yo momma so dumb that she married ur daddy!"

you "yo momma so ugly that the when she gave birth to u, the doctor slapped her instead of u"

you "yo momma so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest, they said Sorry no professionals"

you "yo momma so boring that she put a maths professor to sleep"

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// Copyright: Ian @2008
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2008 May 30 at 05:19 PDT
eDan Co.
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2007 Sep 24 • 2921
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All those Yo Mama jokes are really old.
I liked Aaronjer's ideas. Although the best way to insult a girl is her weight.
Example:
The girl is buying a coke can from a vending machine
You: "Really? Not diet coke?"
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2008 May 30 at 05:47 PDT
Down Rodeo
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2007 Oct 19 • 5485
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Why not be nice to people?
Although, my default position is hating people. Then you get to know them, and they're nice, and the girls are often attractive, and you have to start liking people and human contact and that. It's terrible.
 
 
2008 May 30 at 05:51 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

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2007 Oct 21 • 912
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I WOULD RATHER FUCK A DEAD ELEPHANT THAN BE NICE TO PEOPLE!!!!
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 May 30 at 05:52 PDT
Down Rodeo
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2007 Oct 19 • 5485
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2008 May 30 at 05:54 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

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2007 Oct 21 • 912
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AAHHHH TUU-SHAAY
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 May 30 at 05:55 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4599
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You really don't need to type in all caps all the time. I know you're probably trying to be different or entertaining, but you're not. There's several million other people out there typing in all caps like it does anything other than make you look like an idiot. Well, you're all wrong.

Also, that's a good 'un Edan. I might have thought of that, but I was running out of steam by the end of that post.
 
 
2008 May 30 at 17:02 PDT — Ed. 2008 May 30 at 17:03 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

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2007 Oct 21 • 912
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I DONT DO IT FOR ANY OF THOSE REASONS I JUST DO IT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 May 30 at 18:06 PDT
aaronjer
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2005 Mar 21 • 4599
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Case in point.
 
 
2008 Jun 1 at 06:28 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

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2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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He does it cause it somehow enhances his Freudian libido.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Jun 1 at 10:59 PDT
Down Rodeo
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2007 Oct 19 • 5485
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2008 Jun 1 at 11:18 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jun 1 at 11:19 PDT
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