Pole Socking / Storm Chasing: Dramatis Personae
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Zarathustra
Monotheist
2005 Apr 30 • 314
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This firetruck is designed to honor and expound upon some of the major players in Pole Socking and Storm Chasing.
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
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2006 Apr 21 at 13:12
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Zarathustra
Monotheist
2005 Apr 30 • 314
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Name: Cammi Falls
Callsign: Red Leader
Gender: Female
Nationality: Cascadian
Birthdate: April 17th
Age: 20
Blood type: B-
Height: 1.63 m (5 ft 4 in)
Weight: 50 kg (110 lbs)
Measurements– BWH: 87 55 86 cm (34 C 22 34 in)
Natural bust?: You better believe it!
Eye color: Blue-Grey
Hair color: Brown
Fighting Style: Tai Chi Quan
Occupation: College Student
Favorite Food(s): Strawberry Millefeuille
Hobbies: Aromatherapy, origami, storm watching.
Bio:
Spunky, intelligent and cheerful, Cammi Falls is a Cinderella story of one college girl who dared to dream big. The 19-year-old student began practicing martial arts as a means of self-improvement both mentally and physically, and was for a short time under employment by Mr. Ribbon at his secret volcano layer and volleyball resort.
With a strong motivation for self-improvement, Cammi hopes that by honing her own skills, she can eventually help others to do the same. Of course Mr. Ribbon was more than happy to aid in her training, and would often attack Cammi when she least expected it to keep her combat skills and vigilance sharp.
While she has never said whither or not she believes Mr. Ribbon to be an overbearing, well-dressed, white collar psychopath, or whether she merely humors him, one can assume that there is a love-hate relationship between the two, sometimes bordering more on the hate side for Cammi.
Due to the nature of Pole Socking, and Mr. Ribbon himself, Cammi was critically hospitalized near the end of the 5th Olympium where she would remain for months.
However, despite this sidelining, Cammi stands alone as being the only person to best Ribbon in syringe combat, despite being in a coma.
After recovering from her grievous injuries, Cammi went on to successfully commanded over 30 training missions for the Red Team, and won 4 field promotions and 3 commendations.
Today, she returns for the 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium to play a more active part, and discover for herself what the Will to Power really means…
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
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(Edited 2006 Apr 21 at 13:43)
2006 Apr 21 at 13:14
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Zarathustra
Monotheist
2005 Apr 30 • 314
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Name: Ilor
Callsign: Blue Leader / Player #1
Gender: Male
Nationality: Cascadian
Birthdate: NOW BITCHES!
Age: 20 something
Blood type: C+
Height: 1.82 m (6 ft )
Weight: 78 kg (172 ninja lbs)
Fighting Style: Ninjutsu (Mugen Tenshin Style)
Occupation: Bum, Rogue Ninja Instructor
Hobbies: Mountain climbing, fishing, breaking beer bottles, complaining.
Bio:
Born to become the 18th Master of the Mugen Tenshin Ninja Clan and heir to the Ninja Burger Franchise, Ilor was shortchanged by the nefarious Evil Co. and their head International Super Spy, Eva.
Rending his dreams into so much shredded-wheat, Ilor swore revenge, and struck back at Evil Co. with the help of his ninja comrades. It was during his counterstrike at Evil Co.’s Tritower complex that he would meet his life-long nemesis, ChainFight_13. Both escaped the Tritower complex before it burned to the ground, and continued their fight barehanded in a live minefield. Ilor won the battle and escaped the facility, leaving a presumed dead ChainFight behind.
It wasn’t until many months later that Ilor and ChainFight would meet again on an old rope bridge spanning the Gocta Waterfall in Peru, where the two contestants met in a deadly duel of swords and fists.
Having vanquished ChainFight, Ilor has once again entered the Pole Socking Olympium in hopes of one day continuing with his quest to rebuild his grandfather’s dojo…
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
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2006 Apr 21 at 13:15
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[User deleted]
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Damn straight! Comin' up next is my bitchin' auto-bio, so don't miss out!
Hey... what's this light mean?
[**WARNING**]
//..Data intercept and feed hack detected
//..Security compromised
//..Shit! We're screwed!
[**FEED OVERWRITE FROM 255.255.255.0**]
//..Tracing system compromised, IP masked.
//..Manual control locked
--MESSAGE--
"Fuck you, Ribbon! You'll never get back on Red Team, I can kick your ass any day!"
--MESSAGE--
"...And your hat makes you look like a dork!"
"-CF"
[**VIRUS DETECTED -- SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED**]
//..Five
//..Four
//..Three
//..Two
...Oh hell. 
//..ONE
*floomf*
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2006 Apr 21 at 19:44
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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Who the fuck is Cammi Falls!?
Oh, and whos doing me!
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2006 Apr 21 at 22:24
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Zarathustra
Monotheist
2005 Apr 30 • 314
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[Photo Unavailable]
Name: Niel Nekantilant Wusabi’oi
Callsign: dburnell01
Gender: Male
Nationality: Wusabi-jib Nomen Nation
Birthdate: 14th moon
Age: 14 winters
Blood type: O-
Height: 1.73 m (5' 8")
Weight: 76 kg (168 lb)
Fighting Style: Eight Spirits Drunken Fist (Zui Ba Xian Quan)
Occupation: Confederal Chieftain / Team Kaptain
Hobbies: Watching Action Movies, drinking, taking online tests.
Bio:
Born Niel Nekantilant, of the Wusabi Tribe of Nebraska, he was a young and unassuming Nomen, until destiny put him on a collision course with Superjer.
During his nation-wide tour with the band Soviet Union, Superjer came across the young Nomen. Though the details of the event will remain etched in the mists of lore, it is said that the young Niel challenged Superjer roady NatureJay to a contest of wills.
Naturaly, NatureJay exercised his Will to Power on Niel, taking the form of his patented Hyper-Ultra-Mega Bitch-Smack, a fatal blow in anyone’s book.
However, the young Niel weathered the onslaught, earning the Nomen title of “Di’burnel’oi” (Son of Stone). He was then taken under the wing of Amir Clan of the Nomads, first among equals at the Gathering of Clans, and taught in the ancient ways of storm-riding and pole smashing.
Now as at acting Naib (Confederal Chieftain) of the Wusabi Tribe, Dburnell is enters the 6th Annual Pole Socking / Storm Chasing Olympium as team Kaptain in order to find worthy opponents and to test his skills…
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
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2006 Apr 22 at 14:21
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aaronjer
*****'n Admin
2005 Mar 21 • 3783
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This is all I could find on Mr. Ribbon... it seems he's very secretive with his information, even though he said he'd release everything in his auto-bio. I think he has brain issues. The only reason I'm even posting this is because Cammi seems to have locked him out of the Server somehow... while funny it is also *VERY* annoying, Cammi, that you would undermine my authority. (You could have just asked me to ban him, I hate him too you know! *cry*)
[Mr. Ribbon pictured in his classic fall and spring outfits, the clone on the right was shot and recycled as kibbles and bits moments after this picture was taken.]
Name: Real Name Confidential
Callsign: Mr. Ribbon, aka Ribbers
Gender: Male
Nationality: Unknown European
Birthdate: mid 1980's
Age: approx. 21
Blood type: O
Height: 1.93 m (6' 4")
Weight: 86.18 kg (190 lb)
Fighting Style: Unknown, variable, very reactive and adaptable
Occupation: Vagrant
Hobbies: Battling JMD for superiority, harming Cammi Falls, finding ways to ressurect himself.
Ribbon styles himself as the True Leader of Red Team in exile, while the Pole-Socking administration has decreed he is unfit as a Captain and as a Pole-Socking player in general. His violent and brutal fighting style brought considerable shame on the old Ministry of Pole-Socking, and is part of the reason they were disbanded. To keep the league from being shut down completely, Ribbon was disbarred and unceremoniously dumped in a river (by JMD, via helicopter). Since then he has repeatedly whined a lot, and thrown tantrums in the public spectators lounge. After the injury of 3 security guards and the death of 1 particularly nosey reporter (watch yourself around him, Elenkos!) he was black listed from the entire institution. He is now kept at a distance of no less than 30 miles from all Pole-Socking related events by snipers and automated surface-to-air missile launchers.
Disturbing rumors arise however that Ribbon plans to assassinate Cammi Falls, for he believes she is somehow at fault for his excommunication. Even wilder rumors suggest he believes killing Cammi will somehow reinstate him as Red Team's Leader. However, no longer a rumor due to recent vidoe footage by Pole-Socking Administration spies, we now know Ribbon is massing a large military force in an underground space station laboratory on the moon. His forces consist of mostly convicted felons: murderers, kidnappers, and rapists... all believed to be heavily armed and armored with direct neural mind-control links hooked up to Ribbon's massive Supercomputer and/or Weather Changing device. It seems Ribbon found an outstanding deal on excess inmates in for life or on death row. It is not a comforting thought that they are now mindless cyborg zombies under a true maniac's control.
That's all I got, I wonder what he plans to do with all those soldiers? I bet he's just using them to defend his moon palace... the sly old fox.
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2006 Apr 24 at 07:21
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CornJer
Metal does cocaine.
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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There you go, thats me.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
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2006 Apr 24 at 10:52
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