Pole Socking / Storm Chasing: Dramatis Personae

Pole Socking / Storm Chasing: Dramatis Personae

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Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
This firetruck is designed to honor and expound upon some of the major players in Pole Socking and Storm Chasing.
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Apr 21 at 13:12 PDT
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧

Name: Cammi Falls
Callsign: Red Leader
Gender: Female
Nationality: Cascadian
Birthdate: April 17th
Age: 20
Blood type: B-
Height: 1.63 m (5 ft 4 in)
Weight: 50 kg (110 lbs)
Measurements
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Apr 21 at 13:14 PDT — Ed. 2006 Apr 21 at 13:43 PDT
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧

Name: Ilor
Callsign: Blue Leader / Player #1
Gender: Male
Nationality: Cascadian
Birthdate: NOW BITCHES!
Age: 20 something
Blood type: C+
Height: 1.82 m (6 ft )
Weight: 78 kg (172 ninja lbs)
Fighting Style: Ninjutsu (Mugen Tenshin Style)
Occupation: Bum, Rogue Ninja Instructor
Hobbies: Mountain climbing, fishing, breaking beer bottles, complaining.

Bio:
Born to become the 18th Master of the Mugen Tenshin Ninja Clan and heir to the Ninja Burger Franchise, Ilor was shortchanged by the nefarious Evil Co. and their head International Super Spy, Eva.

Rending his dreams into so much shredded-wheat, Ilor swore revenge, and struck back at Evil Co. with the help of his ninja comrades. It was during his counterstrike at Evil Co.
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Apr 21 at 13:15 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
That was RIBBON that employed Cammi, you ass-clown! I edited things accordingly.
 
 
2006 Apr 21 at 19:30 PDT

[User deleted]

Damn straight! Comin' up next is my bitchin' auto-bio, so don't miss out!

Hey... what's this light mean?

[**WARNING**]

//..Data intercept and feed hack detected
//..Security compromised
//..Shit! We're screwed!

[**FEED OVERWRITE FROM 255.255.255.0**]

//..Tracing system compromised, IP masked.
//..Manual control locked

--MESSAGE--

"Fuck you, Ribbon! You'll never get back on Red Team, I can kick your ass any day!"

--MESSAGE--

"...And your hat makes you look like a dork!"

"-CF"

[**VIRUS DETECTED -- SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED**]

//..Five
//..Four
//..Three
//..Two

...Oh hell.

//..ONE

*floomf*
 
 
2006 Apr 21 at 19:44 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Who the fuck is Cammi Falls!?

Oh, and whos doing me!
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Apr 21 at 22:24 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
I think she's some broad that Mr. Ribbon had a fling with, I think she dumped him after he tore out some of her vital organs and put her in the hospital for like 6 months.

Somethin' about Ninjas too, I dunno... I think Ilor was involved. Whatever it was it was highly illegal.
 
 
2006 Apr 21 at 23:29 PDT
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧

[Photo Unavailable]

Name: Niel Nekantilant Wusabi
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Apr 22 at 14:21 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
This is all I could find on Mr. Ribbon... it seems he's very secretive with his information, even though he said he'd release everything in his auto-bio. I think he has brain issues. The only reason I'm even posting this is because Cammi seems to have locked him out of the Server somehow... while funny it is also *VERY* annoying, Cammi, that you would undermine my authority. (You could have just asked me to ban him, I hate him too you know! *cry*)


[Mr. Ribbon pictured in his classic fall and spring outfits, the clone on the right was shot and recycled as kibbles and bits moments after this picture was taken.]

Name: Real Name Confidential
Callsign: Mr. Ribbon, aka Ribbers
Gender: Male
Nationality: Unknown European
Birthdate: mid 1980's
Age: approx. 21
Blood type: O
Height: 1.93 m (6' 4")
Weight: 86.18 kg (190 lb)
Fighting Style: Unknown, variable, very reactive and adaptable
Occupation: Vagrant
Hobbies: Battling JMD for superiority, harming Cammi Falls, finding ways to ressurect himself.

Ribbon styles himself as the True Leader of Red Team in exile, while the Pole-Socking administration has decreed he is unfit as a Captain and as a Pole-Socking player in general. His violent and brutal fighting style brought considerable shame on the old Ministry of Pole-Socking, and is part of the reason they were disbanded. To keep the league from being shut down completely, Ribbon was disbarred and unceremoniously dumped in a river (by JMD, via helicopter). Since then he has repeatedly whined a lot, and thrown tantrums in the public spectators lounge. After the injury of 3 security guards and the death of 1 particularly nosey reporter (watch yourself around him, Elenkos!) he was black listed from the entire institution. He is now kept at a distance of no less than 30 miles from all Pole-Socking related events by snipers and automated surface-to-air missile launchers.

Disturbing rumors arise however that Ribbon plans to assassinate Cammi Falls, for he believes she is somehow at fault for his excommunication. Even wilder rumors suggest he believes killing Cammi will somehow reinstate him as Red Team's Leader. However, no longer a rumor due to recent vidoe footage by Pole-Socking Administration spies, we now know Ribbon is massing a large military force in an underground space station laboratory on the moon. His forces consist of mostly convicted felons: murderers, kidnappers, and rapists... all believed to be heavily armed and armored with direct neural mind-control links hooked up to Ribbon's massive Supercomputer and/or Weather Changing device. It seems Ribbon found an outstanding deal on excess inmates in for life or on death row. It is not a comforting thought that they are now mindless cyborg zombies under a true maniac's control.

That's all I got, I wonder what he plans to do with all those soldiers? I bet he's just using them to defend his moon palace... the sly old fox.
 
 
2006 Apr 24 at 07:21 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧


There you go, thats me.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 Apr 24 at 10:52 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
If somebody doesn't bust out one of these for JMD I just don't know what I might be forced to do.
 
 
2006 Aug 10 at 03:22 PDT
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