Racist jokes!!!

Racist jokes!!!

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aaronjer
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None of these 'jokes' are even CLEVER! They hardly qualify as racist jokes, they're just dumb shit that dumb racists would actually say to each other and find entertaining because they're fucking dumb. Try harder.

Except Edan's. Edan's was okay, I guess.
 
 
2008 Jul 11 at 22:18 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 11 at 22:18 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

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aaronjer said:
Uh... women are not a race. You're bad at this.


Uh, women ARE a race Aaronjer. Just not in the way your thinking.
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2008 Jul 14 at 20:24 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 14 at 20:24 PDT
SolidKAYOS
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woman are not a race.They are part of the Human race.Man and woman alike.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jul 15 at 08:15 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

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GOD CREATED AS ONE and as equals DAMMIT
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 Jul 15 at 08:19 PDT
Down Rodeo
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2008 Jul 15 at 15:52 PDT
SRAW
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women are sex partners for men
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2008 Jul 16 at 02:45 PDT
begginer

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SRAW said:
women are sex partners for men

yeah i think dady already told him about the birds and the bees lmao
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Jul 17 at 00:50 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 17 at 00:54 PDT
begginer

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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

i personally have no problems with black people , don't get me wrong im a racist ! i don't hate blacks i hate gypsys , and not the rich / fortune telling gypsys , but the dirty ,lazy ,dunk ,mother fucking (literally) gypsys

so :

what is 3 meters tall and is beautiful ?
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a 1.70 gypsy hanging on a 1.30 rope.
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Jul 17 at 01:03 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 17 at 01:06 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

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Q:how do you get 12 black guys into a Volkswagin
A:Throw in a welfare check

Q:how do you get them out
A:throw in a job application

But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 Jul 17 at 01:07 PDT
aaronjer
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Ya know, Biggins... you never posted that picture of that skeleton that you were gonna draw. WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR?!
 
 
2008 Jul 17 at 21:27 PDT
begginer

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you don't .....now hes gonna say not anymore
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Jul 18 at 02:47 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 18 at 02:48 PDT
begginer

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and i told you i only have the sketch that is pretty shit . but my real motive for not posting it is a mystery even to your great mind
Wtf is that ? its a bird ! no its a plane ! amm maybe its a plastic bag . NO ! its SUPERJER ! the greatest super hero ever!
 
 
2008 Jul 18 at 02:49 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 18 at 02:49 PDT
aaronjer
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Well you can go eat a dick!
 
 
2008 Jul 18 at 11:05 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

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I drew Inuyasha but it kinda sucks
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 Jul 20 at 16:43 PDT
SRAW
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Hitler : whats the difference between a Nigger and and Aryan?

Sraw : dunno

Hitler : Aryan's are a superior race

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2008 Jul 20 at 21:51 PDT — Ed. 2008 Jul 20 at 21:52 PDT
aaronjer
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Once again, a complete failure to make a joke. That's just racist, it's not humorous at all.
 
 
2008 Jul 20 at 23:56 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

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thats because SRAW is the worst jokes teller/insulter he's only good for annoyance
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 Jul 21 at 09:41 PDT
NatureJay
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Here's one my co-worker enjoys telling...

What would you call The Jetsons if they were all black?

The niggers.



Repeat as necessary with other TV shows until the point gets across.

(doesn't work as well with The Jeffersons)
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2008 Jul 21 at 21:22 PDT
SRAW
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what do u call havokk pissed off?













mexican shit
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2008 Jul 21 at 22:29 PDT
xXJigsaw23Xx
IS what she said.

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thas still not racist and u still suk at insulting people
But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend...
 
 
2008 Jul 21 at 22:31 PDT
SolidKAYOS
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You do realize i lied about being Mexican?If I was Mexican I wouldn't be a porn freak.Id have 3 kids by now.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2008 Jul 21 at 23:48 PDT
aaronjer
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Thank you! That was actually mildly funny!
 
 
2008 Jul 22 at 01:39 PDT
eDan Co.
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Oh, yeah, that was. I'm proud of you, Havic.
May contain traces of invisible text.
 
 
2008 Jul 22 at 06:26 PDT
Down Rodeo
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See I know a fair few of them but I doubt I'll post them here; I think they look silly when typed rather than sounding good when said.

Yes, it's another awful comparison. What the hell is happening to me today?

Still here are two for your titillation:

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

A Scottish man is in a prison cell with a tiger, a poisonous snake and an Englishman. In his revolver he has two bullets. What does he do?

Shoots the Englishman then again, just to be sure.
 
 
2008 Jul 22 at 09:02 PDT
aaronjer
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I figured he'd shoot the tiger in the head, the Englishman in the knee and feed the snake up the Englishman's ass.
 
 
2008 Jul 22 at 12:30 PDT
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