Recruiting is hard work.

Recruiting is hard work.

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NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Platanov > I'm back!

Platanov > Gallente : Cistuvaert (CAS) , Bourynes (Caille School) , Duripant (FNA) (mine)<br>Minmatar : Ryddinjorn (PTS) , Hulm (Republic University) , Ammold (RMS)

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Sorry, my computer was all like "ARBITRATION!" and I was all like "I WANT TO LIVE!" and there were some explosions. Think we've all been there

Platanov > Caldari : Todaki (SAK) , Amsen (STI) , Kisogo (SWA)<br>Amarr : Emrayur (RAI) , Sehmy (Hedion University) , Chaven (IAC)

Platanov > Eve just crapped out a minute ago for me.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Yeah, I started in Chaven

Platanov > Well, everyone in the corp is instructed to proceed
to the nearest starter system and harvest warm bodies for the corp.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Can I sew their skin into a form flattering dress?

Vsevolod Petrosyan > "The bodies are supposed to stay warm. They can't do that without skin."

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Shit!

Platanov > Well, you can replace their skin.

Platanov > As long as you use the dress to recruit at least two new members it doesn't matter anyway.

Platanov > You know, while I'm in this n00b system, I'm tempted to drop a can so someone will loot it. Then I can shoot them.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > That's a good recruitment policy. It strains out the stragglers

Platanov > Yea.

Platanov > Ok, here goes the recruitment spam. Oh! Btw, we need a station so we can publish a recruitment advert.

Platanov > Uh, an office I mean.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > We have a station filled with prostitutes. That should be our advert.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > What we don't tell them is that they power a mighty machine

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Which may or may not be Commie's mechanized pants

Platanov > I think I got a two-fer!

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Try for a threesome! Er, foursome...

....

Vsevolod Petrosyan > What happened to that blood you promised? I'm highly disappointed

Platanov > They should be on their way.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I hope that a miscreant space entity devours them along the way

Vsevolod Petrosyan > We'll all be like, "man, why you gotta do a thing?" but it will only answer in frequencies beyond our comprehension

Semyon Gnyevko > You mean frequencies above 20 kHz?

Semyon Gnyevko > Couldn't we just record it with a machine?

Platanov > How'd you find out about the machine!?

Vsevolod Petrosyan > He knows about the machine... it was supposed to be under wraps...

Semyon Gnyevko > Well, you wrapped it in fruit wraps... I just kept eating them until all was revealed.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I should have never trusted that twelve year old charlatan.

Semyon Gnyevko > And you sealed it with fruit by the foot. It's like you were just ASKING me to open it.

Semyon Gnyevko > With my mouth.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > We thought mummy wraps to keep it cursed, or perhaps shrink wraps to keep it small and manageable, but no, he had a surplus of fruit wraps. A good deal he said! A good deal of gut turning I assumed

Vsevolod Petrosyan > Clearly, we have underestimated his stomach. To prevent future mistakes, we must study it as an alternative fuel source.

Semyon Gnyevko > Okay, seriously. Are you running some kind of funny boosting algorithm? You HAD me in stitches, but now all the stitches have come undone and I'm spilling hilarious innards all over.

Vsevolod Petrosyan > I don't know. I'm kind of stressed and that causes me to crack out a bit.




This is most of what we do in EVE.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2009 Feb 16 at 20:22 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4787
1,227 ₧
I'm glad you saved that. The "We'll all be like, "man, why you gotta do a thing?" but it will only answer in frequencies beyond our comprehension" continues to make me laugh audibly even unto this day.
 
 
2009 Feb 17 at 06:01 PST — Ed. 2009 Feb 17 at 06:01 PST
Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse

Find the Hole II Participation Medal
2007 Oct 19 • 5486
57,583 ₧
 
 
2009 Feb 17 at 11:25 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Vsevolod Petrosyan = Me
Semyon Gnyevko = aaronjer
Platanov = JMD or Nezumi. I can't tell the difference.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2009 Feb 17 at 13:22 PST
SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
why does these names sound like MGS names?European or Soviet Generals or something?
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
 
 
2009 Feb 17 at 16:17 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4787
1,227 ₧
All the original/cool members of ATSD have names from Original War, a game that only two people in the world have ever played. They would be:

Semyon Gnyevko

Platanov (Although he's an idiot and spelled it wrong, it's supposed to be Platonov.)

Pioter Belkov

Vsevolod Petrosyan (Although this name is the first name of one character and the last of another, for no particular reason.)

Yelina Kirilenkova

Heike Steyer
 
 
2009 Feb 17 at 19:56 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
I was supposed to be Titov, because we were carrying over our names from GUNBOUND!, but Titov was already taken and Vsevolod Petrosyan did have a nice ring to it.

I think if we get more alts we might continue the Original War naming, but I don't see us needing more alts, or giving the names to any other people coming in. I don't know, things could change.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2009 Feb 18 at 09:33 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4787
1,227 ₧
Well, if my ice mining scheme works well enough I might need an extra alt to rake in all the super-cash with. I don't think there's enough raking going on with only 3 pilots for an Orca to be involved.
 
 
2009 Feb 18 at 15:52 PST
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