Rectum stretcher

Rectum stretcher

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2006 May 20 • 287
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Rectum Stretcher

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
Limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
On the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that classic
Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

" Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
Rectum stretcher do?"

" Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger. Then, I work my way
Up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand.
I work from side to side, until I can get both hands inside.
Then, I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

" And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

" You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
2006 Nov 28 at 01:43 PST

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2006 Nov 28 at 18:24 PST
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2006 Nov 28 at 23:29 PST
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