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Duke

2006 Nov 30 • 24
13 ₧
DONT CUT YOURSELF YOU LITTLE RASCLES! (Meaning Teenages)

Here is some laughs to brighten your Time Zone :D

Caution : Duke does not take responsibility from you dying from the following things : laughing

1st, YO MAMA JOKES!!!

Yo mama is so hairy she got afros on her titties

Yo Mama is so ugly when she looked out the window she got arreasted for mooning

Yo mama is so old she has dust bunnies under her rinkles,

Yo mama lips are so huge she needs a paint roller to put lipstick on

Yo mama is just like Home Depot, 5 cents per screw

Yo mama is just like quarters, She does heads and tails

Yo mama is so fat and white, she was called the Iceberg in titanic

Yo mama is so Black ( I heard it in yo mama) when she went into a Hot Tub cofee was born!

Yo mama is so poor when i stepped on a ciggarate she said "WHO TURN OFF THE HEAT"

Yo mama is so stupid when she went to a bank and it said "insert deposit" she started Pumping her boob to take the milk out.

Your mama is just like a race car, burning 4 rubbers a night.

Your mama is so hairy!! when she was doing the thing with your dad, your dad got a 1st degree burn.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tats all the jokes i remember..

POST your jokes.
One liner jokes : Caution : May Die from laughterl Your mama is so hairy she got afros on her titties Your mama is so old she got dust bunnies under her rinkles Your mama lips are so fat she need a paint roller to apply lipstick
 
 
2006 Dec 9 at 15:59 PST
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧



Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2006 Dec 9 at 16:59 PST — Ed. 2006 Dec 13 at 18:04 PST
Cammi Falls
Fuck you, Ribbon!

2006 Apr 23 • 29
21 ₧
I have to agree; I feel like killing myself now
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
 
 
2006 Dec 9 at 17:04 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
One of those jokes was so poorly botched that I had to stop reading.

It was about as bad as when the Wisdom Cube tried the ten-pound ball joke at the golf course.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2006 Dec 9 at 22:53 PST
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 351
11 ₧
[Insert Drum Shot] *BA-DA-BUMP. TING*
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2006 Dec 10 at 00:30 PST
molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens

Marine Warfare Corporal
Find the Hole Participation Medal
Find the Hole II Participation Medal
Tasty Br�twurst Medal
2005 May 2 • 2066
404 ₧
You forgot "Your mama is so fat she falls out of the bed from both sides!" to get the "lowest level humour" award.
LET LOVE REIGN
 
 
2006 Dec 11 at 10:20 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
Yo mama is so round, with her and a tape-measure you can calculate pi to 18 significant figures!


I just made that up!!
 
 
2006 Dec 11 at 13:59 PST
Duke

2006 Nov 30 • 24
13 ₧
Cool Beans
One liner jokes : Caution : May Die from laughterl Your mama is so hairy she got afros on her titties Your mama is so old she got dust bunnies under her rinkles Your mama lips are so fat she need a paint roller to apply lipstick
 
 
2006 Dec 11 at 15:21 PST
Duke

2006 Nov 30 • 24
13 ₧
Sadly, Now i feel like cutting MY self...
One liner jokes : Caution : May Die from laughterl Your mama is so hairy she got afros on her titties Your mama is so old she got dust bunnies under her rinkles Your mama lips are so fat she need a paint roller to apply lipstick
 
 
2006 Dec 11 at 15:26 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
Duke... you are TERRIBLY unfunny. It hurts a lot. Please stop.
 
 
2007 Jan 8 at 21:53 PST
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
Duke. You are in violation of Article 7 paragraph C the Superjer.com/Superjer.web/Superweb.net charter of 97 regarding internet humor. This ruling specifically states that violators of the aforementioned accords will be either:

A. Towed out to Devil's Reef in a leaky dinghy when the moon is wan and the Innsmouth fog is thick.

B. Placed in to a circus cannon and fired into the sun to retrieve its sweet, sweet secrets.

C. Bound to a bamboo pole ornated with several fruits and vegetables (depending on what
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2007 Jan 12 at 22:30 PST
Mike_The_StickMa

2007 Jan 13 • 60
12 ₧
ok................. dont strain your self of telling your yo mamma jokes now
 
 
2007 Jan 14 at 20:02 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
With the results he gave us, he should strain himself. Hard enough to be put in a full-body cast. Then it would be funny. I mean, the jokes might still not be, but I'd have something to laugh about.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2007 Jan 16 at 21:39 PST
Nezumi
Asshole Admin

1-Up Medal
2005 Mar 26 • 639
175 ₧
Yo mamma so fat I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
 
 
2007 Jan 18 at 22:35 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
I've got one!

Yo mama's so fat that she'll probably die.
 
 
2007 Jan 18 at 22:37 PST
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6299
Yo mama's so DUMB (and FAT) she went fishing and I got shot into the sky!
 
 
2007 Jan 19 at 00:43 PST
Cammi Falls
Fuck you, Ribbon!

2006 Apr 23 • 29
21 ₧
"superjer" said:
Yo mama's so DUMB (and FAT) she went fishing and I got shot into the sky!


Quando omni flunkus moritati.
 
 
2007 Jan 19 at 09:57 PST
Zarathustra
Monotheist

2005 Apr 30 • 315
167 ₧
Superjer's mind is sharp, not blunt like a lemon.
Thus spoke Zarathustra.
 
 
2007 Jan 19 at 11:32 PST
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4628
1,227 ₧
I've got another one!

Yo mama is so fat that she can't easily find clothes that fit her.

and:

Yo mama is so fat she finds it difficult to make new friends.

and of course, my all time favorite:

Yo mama is so fat that she runs out of breath quickly and has to rest a lot.


Those are some major burns.
 
 
2007 Jan 19 at 15:24 PST
Ilor
The little ninja that did.
2005 Mar 27 • 398
20 ₧
wow this is dumb I feel like I've dropped like 3 or 4 I.Q. level by reading these posts...I didn't think it were possible for me to drop any lower...
WHHHHHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!
 
 
2007 Feb 21 at 15:08 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say there isn't a font size large enough to describe the enthusiasm over ILOR

Seriously, we've tested it, go home.
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2007 Feb 21 at 19:18 PST
NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse

Good Conduct Medal
2005 Mar 22 • 1871
574 ₧
Charles O. Finley is dead, and therefore, cannot be your, or anyone else's buddy, nor can you expect a response out of him.

(Talk all you like, though)
100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed
 
 
2007 Feb 22 at 15:36 PST
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