So anyways

So anyways

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Homeslice
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Badass Mothafucka Medal
2006 May 20 • 287
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So back in 86 I was up in {Alaska} working in this logging camp for an Indian tribe. Well I was pretty young at the time and it was all pretty new to me..well anyways ...I just got to my room in the bunk house and it was dinner time. So I wandered my way to the cook house / a double wide that was turned into a kitchen ..anyways ..I walked in, stood in line, got my food, = they feed you like a KING up there ..anyways..I finished my dinner { good times} ..SO ! I went up to turn my tray back in to the dish washer {DUDE} / Ugly chic with facial hair..anyways ... So now we find are { Hero} / me at the ice cream machine ...well im standing there makeing a ice cream cone and all of the sudden this this LARGE woman { DARTS} out from the "DARK" and grabs at my pants..lets back track some here SO to make this more clear about my jean's ..your Hero/ me was wearing levis that were pretty shredded ..Pretty much looked like a {Rock God} at the time ..I had this Major slit / cut in my jeans on my right leg ..yeah thats right ..!..so anyways back to my story..SO now with in a split second she grabs at my pants, grabs them with her left hand and holds on and runs back in the cook house ! Anyways ..so now your {Hero} / me was just standing there with a half built ice cream cone and no idea what just happened to him ...I went back to my bunk house and layed down pissed off as hell not knowing what happend to me and my fav pants..THE END
 
 
2006 May 21 at 14:56 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
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SHE RAPED YOU!!!!
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 May 22 at 06:36 PDT
Big Poop
I JUST KEEP TALKING

2006 May 11 • 9
20 ₧
Who are you




 
 
2006 May 23 at 09:58 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Its the CHICKEN LORD OF THE MUSHROOMKINGDOM!!!!!
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 May 23 at 12:57 PDT
Homeslice
Homebread

Badass Mothafucka Medal
2006 May 20 • 287
216 ₧
If you would like to hear another story please let me know..these are Great before bed time
 
 
2006 May 23 at 19:00 PDT
aaronjer
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Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
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Why hasn't anyone said, "Your mom is great before bedtime" yet?

I'm upset and about to start banning people.
 
 
2006 May 24 at 18:57 PDT
CornJer
Metal does cocaine.

Frontline Heroism Medal
2005 Mar 21 • 1531
36 ₧
Your mom is great before bedtime
If you jump high enough you'll hurt your ankles when you land.
 
 
2006 May 26 at 07:26 PDT
Big Poop
I JUST KEEP TALKING

2006 May 11 • 9
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WTf why do you keep deleting my posts!!!!!
 
 
2006 May 26 at 10:36 PDT
Crytax
Ph. D in Cryonics

2006 Apr 26 • 398
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"Big Poop" said:
WTf why do you keep deleting my posts!!!!!


OWNED!!!
What if Gillette WAS the best a man could get?
 
 
2006 May 26 at 12:10 PDT
SuperJer
Websiteman

2005 Mar 20 • 6441
Because you suck ass?
 
 
2006 May 27 at 16:11 PDT
aaronjer
*****'n Admin

Comrade General 5-Star
2005 Mar 21 • 4789
1,227 ₧
And it's funny.


MOSTLY because it's funny.
 
 
2006 May 30 at 15:27 PDT
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