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polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3078
-6 ₧
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.

Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A: Third grade.

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
I drink to forget but I always remember.
2009 Apr 17 at 18:59 PDT

2009 Jan 20 • 139
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol man i love blonde jokes.
phoenix_r said:
Hey guyz u liek mai new SIG?!
2009 Apr 17 at 21:11 PDT
eDan Co.
Mighty Typist

Real Live Hands-On Rabbi Medal
Consolation Medal
2007 Sep 24 • 2921
252 ₧
Why apologize to me? Apologize to everyone for what you have just done. Shame!
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2009 Apr 18 at 06:12 PDT
Count Adelaide

Roar Of The Tigress Medal
2007 Jun 24 • 84
68 ₧
Yet you joke on all the blondes youll fuck them too.Shame.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Down Rodeo said:
Dammit, this was the one place that didn't have this, but noooooo, molkman pisses all over that
2009 Apr 18 at 08:31 PDT
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 3078
-6 ₧
Oh, hell yeah!
I drink to forget but I always remember.
2009 Apr 18 at 22:48 PDT

2005 Mar 20 • 6495
2009 Apr 19 at 00:06 PDT — Ed. 2009 Apr 19 at 00:06 PDT
2009 Apr 28 • 6
lol that was good
2009 Apr 28 at 11:58 PDT
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