Super Jer needs your Help

Homeslice
Homebread


2006 May 20 • 282
216 ₧

He is a very sick boy and stuck in his bed. He would love to hear from all you tards on how much you love him and wish him well.

Ok people lets step up here and make him proud! or not....

THE END

the_cloud_system
polly pushy pants

2008 Aug 1 • 2788
-6 ₧

i love him as much i love small brests moo moo moo, moo.

Mate de Vita
Kelli

2008 Oct 4 • 2397
159 ₧

Superjer, my heart will always belong to you. Metaphorically speaking, of course. ...and that's the bottom line because Mate de Vita said so.

Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present, controls the past.

Sloth

2008 May 18 • 530

May Chuck Norris be merciful! Registrer, and get exclusive air cookies!

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1424
574 ₧

Did Supes get the swine flu?

Maybe it's because he wouldn't stop eating the pork 100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed

molkman
Owner of George Washington's Prototype Mittens





2005 May 2 • 1996
404 ₧

That is another cause for him to still not show up here, haha.

We all give our love for him to get well soon though.

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3783
1,227 ₧

Fuck you, SuperJer. You ruined Friday dinner. I drank all the pilsner just to spite you.

Down Rodeo
Cap'n Moth of the Firehouse


2007 Oct 19 • 5258
57,583 ₧

SuperJer could never get swine flu. He would get SuperFlu. It's so deadly, it doesn't even bother infecting normal people. Instead it has chosen to try its hand against the mightiest of Jers. Everyone stares when you walk in the room, they stare when you go....

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1424
574 ₧

If he caught the SuperFlu, we'd all be fucked. And by we, I mean all of you and not really me because I apparently have some crazy natural immunity to the flu.

Anyway, it would all go down, New York would be a very shitty place to be, Randall Flagg would take Vegas, that other black lady would take Boulder I guess, and Vegas would get blown up because the Trashcan Man tends to like nukes or something. 100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed

aaronjer
*****'n Admin


2005 Mar 21 • 3783
1,227 ₧

And then Randall would get eaten by a giant spider, much to everyone's dismay.

NatureJay
SJA: Commander of Ruthless Abuse


2005 Mar 22 • 1424
574 ₧

Yeah. It's kind of a shitty end for him. He survived being nuked and doing any number of horrible other things and then ended up dying because he got eaten by a spider. It doesn't fit...

What's that?...




Superjer sucks. 100% natural, no antibiotics, and bloodgrass-fed

SolidKAYOS
Count Adelaide


2007 Jun 24 • 66
68 ₧

Get me a stilt burger and maybe ill love him. Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

DaveDays
Miley Cyrus Stalker

2008 Jul 21 • 203
153 ₧

Superjer, you are a sexy bag of titties.

-Dave

Tell him that for me.