Among them are that:
Girls Quietly Milk Girls
Shifty Cop Has Been Shooting The Portugese
Unpopular Salesman Slowly Starves
Hormonal Ferret Owner Has Been Assaulting Police Officers
Large Pizza Crushes Saudi Arabia
Confused Child Messes Up
and of course my all time favorite...
Insane Robot Has Been Disemboweling Disabled Kids
Headline generators are the 2nd most hilarious thing in the world after me.
I also got Insane Robot Unexpectedly Amputates Mayor and almost immediately afterward Ferocious Murderers To Worship Insane Robot.
It's turning into a whole insane robot bonanza!
...OMG! I just got Magical Cowboy Hat Decapitates Well-liked Man
I'd ask but... no, probably not a good idea. And those headlines... I don't know if they'd get onto the front page of The News of the World, but then that's because they'd probably be trying to get something about breasts in there instead...
"HEADLINE:Britney Spears going Lesbian at Rehab? "The Bald bitch started flashing her tits everywhere in the girls showers,"said employee Madelin Duncan"She pulled out a dildo and called it her:Little Dickie and got all the girls to Join.I mean what a sick bitch!!!The workers even joined, the Janitor video taped it.It was so sick,but Little Dickie felt so good...." Well thats the story on that, and back to you Pornjer!
Thats Lovely Brock she has small tits though..I wonder how she fucked for twins.Well this is Channel 11D7 Porn team.I'm Pornjer and goodnight